One Million Bucks, B.C.

'''Chris turns back the clock to the stone age as the campers engage in prehistoric challenges. Someone starts to alter the game as someone else starts to go to drastic measures in order to get what they want. Then, another player starts to adjust to someone's presence.'''

Plot
As the episode begins, the inside of the trailers is shown. First the girls trailer where Heather gets bitter over Lindsay still having hair while she is bald and proceeds to hurt her by pulling on the hairbrush that had gotten caught in a hair knot. When Courtney enters, Lindsay glares at her since now that she is back on the team, no one will listen to her anymore. Upon seeing Courtney's hair, Heather decides to try and steal it to make herself a wig; several times through the episode she tries to do this but fails miserably all the time. In the guys trailer, Justin talks about all the parts of his body his agent tells him to protect while Duncan talks about how he doesn't care about Courtney anymore (while secretly daydreaming about her).

The teams hear a loud bonghorn and exit the trailers to find Chef and Chris outside in loincloths. After Chris tells the castmates about a set of special treatments Courtney got herself such as keeping her PDA, her own bathroom and gourmet food; he announces the challenge to be about the paleolithic era, a.k.a The Stone Age. Chris then tells the castmates to dress up in the loincloths he provides and gives Heather a Flintstones-like wig.

The first challenge involves both teams trying to make fire with only rocks. While Lindsay further argues with Courtney about no one listening to her since she arrived, Duncan steals glances at Courtney and Harold gets chased multiple times by the Giant Woolly Beavers. When the challenge begins, Duncan and Courtney start a competition between each other to see who can light the fire faster, which Duncan ultimately wins since he uses a lighter to light the fire. After Courtney complains on how those rocks couldn't light anything, Lindsay lights a fire accidentally with only one strike of the rocks. The second and final challenge involves two members of opposite teams in two rock pedestals above a tar pit, trying to knock each other off with bones. Chris then reveals that since he saw Duncan using the lighter to set up the fire, the Grips won the first challenge and they get larger bones to fight.

The first round is between Lindsay and LeShawna. After Lindsay asks when the fight begins, Chris blows on the giant blowhorn from the beginning of the episode, startling Lindsay and making her fall into the tar pit. In the second round, Heather fights against Beth. While Heather throws random strikes, a giant Monster Loon snatches her new wig and makes her fall forward and cling on Beth's bone. Beth lets go and Heather falls into the tar pit. The final round is between Harold and Justin, when the fight begins, the Wooly Beavers return and attack Harold's rock pedestal, making him fall forward and knock Justin off his pedestal, making them both fall into the tar.

Chris then proceeds to announce the final tie-breaker bout...Courtney vs. Duncan. He gives this challenge a twist however, since instead of standing on two pedestals, Courtney and Duncan must stand on the same. While on top the pedestal, Courtney clings onto Duncan so as to not fall, after Duncan teases her with her wanting to kiss him, they both fall backwards, but Courtney grabs onto Duncan's arm and pulls them back up and they accidentally kiss. After a confessional where both reveal that they both still love each other but at the same time make each other angry; we are shown the pedestals again, this time, Courtney pulls Duncan into another kiss, but while they're kissing, she hits Duncan in the crotch with the battle bone and knocks him off the pedestal, making the Killer Grips the winners.

Chris then announces that no one gets voted off, but that the Grips get a special reward...a giant Flintstones-like Mammoth rib; which Chef later accidentally knocks into the tar pit. As a consolation price, the Gaffers get a Giant Loon Egg to make a tartlet. When the Giant Loon comes back for its egg, Heather beats it up and gets her wig back. The episode ends as Courtney in the confessional saying she still likes Duncan but will not admit it, while saying that he got what he had coming for the relationship she believes he had with Gwen. While Duncan says he didn't have a relationship with Gwen and says he still likes Courtney while complaining about how she hits his "privates".

Quotes

 * (Recap) Chris: Last time on Total Drama Action, When Owen's jaw was unwired, It unleashed a hunger like no other. Owen stopped stuffing his face when he and LeShawna were snatched and stuffed into safes. The Grips managed to free Owen with the smell of sweeeet chicken. Still mad at LeShawna, the Gaffers decided to let her rot in her cell... Possibility For-Evah! LeShawna: YooHoo! Guys? Chris: Tough-guy Duncan got the fright of his life when he was faced with none other than... Courtney! Who thanks to her pitbulls, I mean lawyers, is back in the running. Grips lost, and due to a small technicality, Owen took the Lame-O-Sine to the nearest Drive-Thru. With only eight contestants left, Maybe on of them will stand a chance... on another awe-inspiring episode of Total... Drama... Action!


 * Duncan: (to Justin) How can you spend so much time on your coif? Justin: My agent, Jesus, says it's my best feature. Along with my neck, nose, chin, cheekbones, earlobes, eyebrows... Duncan: You know who has great hair? Courtney. I mean, not that I've noticed. Justin: ...or maybe it's my eyes... Duncan: I mean, I did notice...back when I cared.


 * Beth: (explaining to Lindsay) It's the Stone Age.


 * Duncan: I make fire!

Heather: Great to have your hair... Uh, ''here! here!'' Great to have you here, Courtney.
 * Courtney: Isn't anyone glad to see me?!


 * Duncan: (angrily) Having Courtney back reminds me of how much she drives me crazy! (daydreaming) And how much she drives me crazy.

Chef: Hand it over... All of it Prehistoric Pond scum!
 * Duncan: Hey Hey! Easy here! Not a lot of fabric!


 * Duncan: It's like there were two Courtneys up there; The nut-job I wanted to knock into the tar pit, and the hottie in the fur bikini.


 * Chris: Please note, no animals were harmed in the making of this television program. (looks at someone offscreen, annoyed) Okay, we good?


 * Heather: I got some! Courtney's hair, soon it will be mine, all mine! (starts laughing like a maniac) What? I'm not crazy, just bald.


 * Duncan: (squeaks in pain) Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why!!!?

LeShawna: Not a bad idea... With Courtney on your team, You better watch your backs. Beth: She's so bossy! Lindsay: And it's not like we needed another Know-It-All on this show. Heather: Oh really? (Heather strokes Lindsay's hair violently again.) Lindsay: Owww! I was talking about me! Now that's bossy mcsmartypants is back, no one is ever going to listen to me ever again! LeShawna: Sorry, did you say something?
 * Lindsay: (Heather strokes her hair violently) Ow! Heather! I think you pulled my eyes into the back of my head!

Courtney: And you didn't waste anytime hooking up with Gwen after I left! Duncan: While I'm touched you're obviously still hot for me, my relationships are none of your business. Courtney: You're on TV! They're everyone's business! Duncan: Well at lest the whole world knows I play by the rules... Most of the time! What? Don't think you can win the million bucks fair and square? Courtney: I could kick your two-timing butt with my eyes closed and both hand tied behind my back! Duncan: Gonna be pretty tough to eat lobster like that! (Both growl at each other)
 * Chris: Thanks to Courtney's lawsuit, She'll be playing by a set of different rules. Duncan: You said there are no rules. Courtney: There are if you have a good lawyer. Chris: Chef, Let's get this over with... Ahem! Rule one. Not withstanding that contestants are not permitted with contact from the outside world. The contestants hereafter refer to as "Courtney" may retain a Personal Digital Assistant. AKA her PDA. Beth: What?! That's so not fair! I'm the one with a boyfriend! Chris: Care to take that up with our legal department, Beth? (Chef breaks a court mallet and Beth gasps) Chris: Didn't think so... Rule Two. Where as contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience consisting of producers, and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster. Beth and Heather: No Way! (Everyone but Chris and Courtney yell in protest) Chris: Let's see your lawyers get you out of this one. Courtney: What?! I'm still sleeping in the girl's trailer! Chris: Where she will have a pure goose down pillow, extra comfy lofter, and 700-count sheet. Oh! and her Own. Private. Bathroom! (Everyone yells in protest but Chris and Courtney again) Chris: Those are the new rules. Let's call them "Courtney's Rules" in honor of Courtney. Who gets special treatment. and an unfair advantage. Duncan: Nice, Our spoiled princess didn't waste anytime hooking herself up!
 * Beth: (Holding onto Heather) Let go! Heather: You let go!!! Beth: Okay!!! (Lets go of Heather).

Trivia

 * Title Reference: This episode's title is a reference to the 1966 film, One Millions Years B.C..
 * This is the second episode to air the in USA before Canada. The first episode was TDI Rundown, but that was in the USA only. [[Image:Harold_naked.png|thumb|250px|[[Harold]] trip on soap and becomes naked in front of Duncan and Justin.]]
 * This episode more instances of nudity than any other.
 * Harold trips on soap and loses his towel.
 * Chef lifts Duncan up by his loin cloth, pulling Duncan's loin cloth up.
 * During the challenge, when Harold and Justin both fall into the pit, Harold accidentally rips off Justin's loin cloth.
 * This is the first Total Drama Action episode, since Alien Resurr-eggtion, where Heather has been seen with a wig.
 * This is the first episode in Total Drama Action (without counting the opening) where Duncan and Courtney kiss.
 * This is the first episode in the Total Drama Series to not have Owen in the main episode. (He was seen in the flash back, then mentioned later as a mammoth)
 * This is the first episode in the Total Drama Action that Chris uses the confessional cam
 * Beth mentioned her boyfriend again
 * While Heather was the most hated in the competition before, now it seems that Courtney is the most hated by her fellow castmates.
 * Lindsay's bandanna seems to be lighter in this episode.
 * Courtney mentions again her C.I.T.
 * The contestants, Chef Hatchet, and Chris wear loin-clothes during the challenge in this episode.
 * Lindsay's is shown to be a pink animal-print; and Beth's is green animal print while everyone else's is an uncolored animal-print.
 * LeShawna is released from the bank vault in this episode.
 * This is the first episode where Chris's chest is seen. (However, only the left half is seen.)
 * Based on what is seen, Chris may actually have some muscles under his clothing similar to Justin and Duncan.
 * This episode reveals that Lindsay accidentally set her grandmother's house on fire when she was 12, twice.
 * Running Gag(s): Harold being attacked by Woolly Beavers. Heather trying to cut Courtney's hair. Courtney mentions her "C.I.T."
 * The Woolly Beavers and Prehistoric Geese return in this episode.
 * Heather's wig bears a slight resemblance to the hair of Pebbles from the Flinstones (as it is red and has a bone in it).
 * Heather calls the prehistoric goose that takes her wig "Tweety". This is a reference to the Loony Tunes character with the same name.
 * This episode marks the first time the Killer Grips won a challenge on their own.
 * Heather gets a new permanent wig in this episode, as she is seen in later episode wearing it. However it has yet to be seen if she will lose this one too.
 * Mr. Coconut (or at least half of him) makes a cameo, being drunk from by Chris.
 * Oddly, this is after he got cut up by Chef. This is most likely why only the top half was seen.
 * This marks the first time Harold takes his glasses off. He has dotted eyes.
 * This marks the third episode where Religion is mentioned and is also first episode where Jesus is mentioned. It also could mean that Justin is Catholic.
 * Owen has left the show shown in the recap. It was unknown as it did not show him board last episode.
 * This is the first time since Beach Blanket Bogus where Tyler has been mentioned.
 * This is the first episode where Scott McCord doesn't have a single line.

Goofs

 * Lindsay's Name Goof(s):
 * At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay makes a reference to Tyler, but mistakenly calls him "Tyson."
 * Justin is mysteriously absent in the fire making part of the challenge.
 * Heather cuts off some off Courtney's hair in the confessional but later she still isn't seen with the piece missing. Though it may be possible that Courtney just had her head turned a certain way that hid it.