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Stop your fidgetin'! You scuff my pageant shoes, then I'll toss ya out the window! You'll be squished flat in two minutes!

squeels* Oh thank you! Thank you! I'm not prepared to make a speech but, "I'm so proud to be crowned Miss-oof! Crud!

Oh muffin tops...I'm too tired for that!

That was not me! A pageant queen never farts unless it is her talent! But there would be more to it, maybe she'd play a flute or-

There's no way we can lose! We've got a wizard on our team!

She must be! 'Cause it's obvious that the giltter should be mine!

C'mon! Isn't there another bucket of glitter in this mess?

Wizard says, Sugar does! Who's with us?

Four votes for wizard tower!

Leave this to the professional!

Shoot, I always wanted a pony!

Mr. Wizard, I never understand half of what you say, that's how I know you're smart!

SHUT YOUR SOUL HOLE DRESSY! I WASN'T DONE TALKIN' TO THE WIZARD!!

CONF: Oh, Sugar's on to Ella's nice girl performance. She better watch her step. Nobody but me is winnin' this here pageant!

with everyone* GO TEAM MASKWAK!

Normally, I would agree that I'm the best, but shake your heads guys! We have a wizard on our team!

TWO WORDS! WIZ-ARD!

Only if the wizard can't be in two places at once.

Come on pig! Come to mama!

What a sweet little piggy, who a greasy little piggy?

Mama loves you! Yes she does little baby boo!

CONF: Granny always said," You gotta looove the fat of a pig before you take it out on the town."

kisses pig* There. That's better! I'm gonna name you Pris-Poo

No! I'm keepin' her. Or him. Her, him! Is mine forever!

I LOVE YOU, GREASE PIG! :(

CONF: But I don't love that pig-stealin', singy-faced, Ella!

HIS NAME'S PIS-POO!

Give the wizard a chance!

It needs sparkles!

CONF: Definately not the wizard. gasps* NOOOO!

I LOVE YOU WIZAAARRDD!

YEEEHAW! I could eat the legs of a table! And we ain't even got one!

Eat up, Ella! You look skinny enough to run through a rainstorm without gettin' wet!

CONF: That Topher is as wily as a hog with a library card! I wouldn't trust him any farther than I can throw a tractor, and that ain't more than a couple of feet!

Thanks for washing mah face hefty worm! I feel cleaner than a sink made of soap! Now beat it!

HEEEEYAAAAHHH!!!! Oh, it's you.

CONF: Man oh war! The girl could bug the stink of a donkey!

I heard something! Duck.

CHRIS! SHE'S SINGIN'!! AGAIN!!

Yes! On account of her sing-song, she got us hit with balloons full of mustard...relish and...some third thing I can't identify.

CONF: Ah. Hate. her.

I know what you're up to singy pants! Gals who sit on the end get less camera time! MOVE OVER!

That girl was all bun and no hot dog.

DUH! It's me!

That was true! Shut your chicken! Your chicken's broken!

Dang chickens, always thinking they're smarter than me!

Ah drink people's syrup fast than that.

Quit sqwakin' and start pickin'

AH FIRMILY BELIEVE?! AH FIRMILY BELEIVE?! THAT'S PAGEANT TALK! MAH TALK! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN MISSY!

Oh. Does this count?

SHOCK HER RODNEY!! SHOCK HEEEEEEEEERRRR!

It'd be worth it!

You can talk to me, but ah ain't gotta listen.

Hears a poem to stick in your earholes, "Roses are red, Manure is brown, GET OUTTA MAH FACE!"

Is this the challenge? Make up kooky words? Kipnopoodlepoopuldag, Googloobootmahn!

Done! Why did our bathing suits have to get lost in that blimp crash. I wanted to show off the swimsuit that won me Little Miss Pork-round pageant!

laughs*

CONF: Best. Day. Ever!

YEEHAAW

CONF: 2 in a row? This is like eatin' a pie eatin' contest and then watchin' someone ya hate get hurt!

Ooh! Smells like a skunk's armpit all of a sudden.

Ah bet you can change his mind with a song.

I smell your brain workin', Sky. C'mon, girl to a girl-o. Tell big Sugar whatty uppies.

Don't be silly, of course not!

Dave's flirtin' with eeeeeeeeeeeverybody!

He told me that mah right eye was prettier than mah left. He's playin' us girls like a heeeeerd of banjos.

He's playin' a game on you, Sky! Just sayin' so!

CONF: Yeah, That was a can of lies! But the teams are gonna merge soon, it's time to mess with sme minds!

KooKoo clock.

laughs out of nowhere* Oh. That was about somethin' else.

CONF: What? You never licked the glass of a venting machine hoping for a cheesy flavored nacho choco puffy-puffs? Live a little!

I'm comin' back for you, with a rock!

OOOOH! *kicks* Poop knuckles!!

What? You never said the banana was part of the monkey trickin' plan! Besides, you're better off using the element of SUPRISE! *jumps* *splashes*

We can get him back. All we need is a brand muffin and some bad cabbage!

CONF: Most people have to choose between Beauty, Grace, and Brains. But I got all both! YEEHAW!

Oh dear. If only there was one of us could calm the bear down in some sort of musical singy fashion and save poor Dave.

WHo would tell on a teammate? Not me ;)

Jigs up! We have to tell him. Ella-

Enough is enough! I'm takin' the bear by the horns!

Alright, fuzzy! Chuck the fat critter up!

Out! Out! C'mon, I know it's in there!

We've got a winner! Okay monkey, you're next!

Hold still, baddy, you're only makin' it worse!

Aha! Tada!

CONF: Goin' down the critter's throat for the nickel was nothin'! I had to pull a pgeon outta mah dog once! It wasn't pretty, but I wasn't gonna let him eat mah dinner!

Go spend it on one place!

Easy peezy!

CONF: So ah spelled anoynamus wrong! Who cares? Ella is G-A-W-N GAWN!

Okay, Ah'll try! *giggles*