User blog comment:Bigez620/"The Final Time Bigez Has To Suffer Through Another Review" - Review/@comment-1363526-20131204044525

-- GETO MINI REVIEW --

So done with this season.

Zoey is just... awful. Like, this wouldn't be a mini review if I listed just how terrible this character is, and Bigez does it perfectly. The fact that she thinks beating Mal would fix everything and doesn't even think about the possibility of getting him psychiatric help is just astounding. And how quickly she gets over the idea of not seeing her boyfriend again. Really? Zoey was bland in Revenge of the island, but she is just mind-numbingly frustrating this season.

Mal is the worst antagonist ever. He literally did nothing to any affect this season. He spent his entire time trying to cover his tracks and not let the other gets suspicious, but that is SO pointless when he has done NOTHING of significance. The ONLY elimination he caused was Alejandro's, and this was for the sole purpose of, you guessed it, COVERING HIS TRACKS.

Anyway, the writers/animators again show us how f***ing lazy they are by not bring back anything of the eliminated contestants. Honestly, should we even be surprised? Absolutely no resolution to character arcs thinks like Scourtney, Gwen and Courtney, Duncan and Gwen. And we weren't able to see fan favorites like Jo, Lightning and Lindsay. Like, holy crap, what happened to this show? BUT OH HEY, WE GET TO SEE THE EVER ENJOYABLE CAMERON, AMIRITE?

Gwen, keeping up with her performance this season, acted terribly. She helped Zoey in almost no way and viciously attacked Heather for almost no reason (though, I did like the continuity of them remembering their long-running conflict). Alejandro and Heather were decent. Aleheather being together was weird, but I was all right with it, and some of the scenes were adorbs. And they thankfully kept to their character and betrayed each other, and then nicely got back together.

Then Mike and the Twig Force Five make it to the... to the evil tower.... Yeah. And then they get to the top and find a... reset button. Yes, a reset button. Does TD even know how potentially offensive this is? Suffer your entire life with a disorder? Well, lol, just press the reset button in your head and it should be all fine! I wonder if that works for schizophrenia, or OCD, or bi-polarism, or cancer. F*** this season.

Anyway, some more dumb s*** happens, Mike now has all the powers of his personalities, because MPD totally works that way, and everybody suddenly starts having sex. And Chris, displaying the frustration of everybody watching, forces all of them to hurry up and end this sorry season. Then Mike wins, but, honestly who gives a s***? He and Zoey are gonna share it anyway.

So, Mike wins. Really don't care. And then... the island sinks. This is honestly the juvenile bulls*** that is making this series terrible. Remember TDI and TDA's finales? They were actually satisfying and they HAD NICE RESOLUTIONS TO CHARACTER STORIES, they didn't just have the setting blow up, or erupt, or sink or whatever just for the literal sake of it. If Wawanakawa were to have sunk a couple seasons earlier, I would be sad, but I literally do not give a f*** because of the direction this series is taking. I honestly hope we never see Zoey, Cam, Lightning and hell, all of the original cast again. Or for at least a long while. And it likely seems that this is the case. This season was honestly so terrible, that it's frustrating.

But hey, every cloud has a silver lining. THE MAIN MAN OWEN MADE A CAMEO. It was honestly a really nice once, and definitely a highlight of the season. It is very fitting that if this the last time we see the first two generations of these contestants, that it is Owen we see at the very end.

4/10.