User:VeryUnknownFan/Sierra's Audition and Opening Confessional for Global Drama



Audition 

Hello, my name is  Sierra, and I have been a MAJOR Total Drama fan from Day One, EEEEE. Heck, I have been a Chris fan since I was 3 YEARS OLD; my mom is obsessed with you McLean. Anyways, I run a blog about the Total Drama contestants, and I know EVERYTHING there is to know about all of them, including their  dental records, all of their ex-relationships, where they live, and ALL of that juicy bits. I am most excited about meeting Cody; he is such a hot tamali. Okay Sierra, calm it down. Sorry, I get all crazy when I think of that fine specimen of a man. Anyways, being on Total Drama and interacting with the cast is my biggest dream. Now it is time to talk about what I have to offer the show; A LOT. I am a 4thgeneration basket weaver, 10th generation slap dancer, and a 3rd generation Chris McLean scholar. I am a VERY resourceful person, and this is an opportunity of a LIFETIME. Opening Confessional 

OH MY GOSH, this is so exciting being here and seeing everyone in person, EEEE. While I don't know much about the new guy Alejandro, he seems a bit sketchy to me. I'll have to dig into his background. Chris is as narcissistic and self-loving as usual, but it is a different feeling seeing it in real life than on a TV screen or from binoculars. Cody is looking SO good in his sweatshirt. His  hair is even more smooth than I thought, and I LOVE how mannish his hands are. While I know Heather is trying to make an alliance with me, I cannot wait for the challenge and as to Total Drama and Cody, HERE I COME.