User blog:MintSkittlePenguin/Karla Audition Tape

I hope this isn't too late ok here it is

'''*camera turns on in a room full of handicapped signs. On the bed there is some very white girl in a wheelchair.*'''

Karla: *gets into sign formation*

'''Karla: Hi! I’m Karla and this is my room of selfies!'''

'''Karla: So you know these pictures of me as “handicapped signs” right? Well these so called handicapped signs were not painted. They were pictures taken by the stalker kid named Evan next door. '''

'''Karla: So ya! I am kind of a big deal around the world as I obviously have my reserved parking, reserved bathrooms, and even reserved cars! If anyone goes in them, I make my mom kill them with the power of Productive home and auto insurance! But if you call my mom, Prudence from Productive right now and switch to Productive, she will give you a pass to go in my bathroom!'''

'''Prudence from Productive: Good going with the sponsoring honey! Now lemme take over the audition because everyone would listen to someone famous! '''

Karla: But mom I am already- *Prudence takes the camera*

'''Prudence: *in camera’s face* Please take her. She is insane and she is a social embarrassment to someone as famous as me! I honestly think she wants to believe she is a sign to embarrass me! I cannot handle her anymore! Get her away from me!'''

'''Karla: MOM I LOST MY LEFT WHITE EYE CONTACT! YOU KNOW I NEED EVERYTHING ON ME TO BE PAPERWHITE SO I CAN BE JUST LIKE THE HANDICAPPED SIGN!'''

'''Prudence: Ok honey just a second! *whispers* Take her now!'''

*camera turns off*