User:DestructiveMilkshake/Leonard and Tammy - Extreme Expedition audition

The LARPers: Leonard & Tammy

Leonard: *CONF* Yes, 'tis I, the famed Leonard the Green of Pahkitew Island fame, appearing before you once more with the valkyrie sent from the heavens itself, Tamara the Feared!

Tammy: Thanks to my divine stat boosts, my optimized mana storage has left me quite the foe to be reckoned with.

Leonard: Me and Tammy have been preparing for this race since our fated encounter at our high school!

Tammy: We met each other when we were shoved into the same locker. Since then, we've been scouring the lands, searching for the famed Dragon Balls of yore. Er, I mean the Seven Sceptres.

Leonard: I thought it was the Four Fences of Fimbleton? (shrugs) Anywho, we figured competing in the race would be a great way to both earn some currency points and travel the world at the same time. That way, we can compete in another competition TO THE DEATH and-

Tammy: (frowns) Leonard, it's not to the death. If we're eliminated, we'll just-

Leonard: NAY! TO THE DEATH I SAY! Thanks to this race, anyways, we'll be able to search the earth many times over for the artifaces we require to unlock the gates of Googly and Magoogly!

Tammy: (rolls eyes) Anyways, I brought my ocarina to give us an advantage during the race. Song of Storms! *plays a song on it and the camera cracks* ...uh-oh.