User:Rainbowderp01/Haute Camp-ture (Transcript)

Chris: In today's special episode of Total Drama Island... You've been watching Gwen, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, and Owen make their way to the final five.

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Leshawna: [vomits]

Chris: It's been a long seven weeks.

Heather: [screams]

[bear roars]

Chris: So, we decided to give our weary finalists the day off so we could contemplate how far they've gotten and enjoy all the campgrounds have to offer. But what happens to the campers after they walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers and leave the camp?

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Chris: Where are these rejects living?

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Chris: How are they spending their time?

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Chris: And who do they think deserves to win the hundred grand?

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Chris: The losers are about to let it all hang out! [confessional] And you won't wanna miss a word! Coming up on Total. Drama. Island!

[water ski runs]

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[ Theme song ]

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[tropical music]

Chris: Welcome to Playa de Losers. The all-inclusive luxury resort where our sent after being brutally voted out of the game to lick their wounds and accept their fate as reality show has-beens. When we are down to the two final competitors, their fate will be in the hands of these seventeen losers!

Sadie: [sighs] He is so cute! Ah! [splash]

Noah: Get my shirt wet, why don't you?

Sadie: [giggles] Sorry, Noah! Whoo! You guys should come in, it's so nice!

[dramatic music]

Sadie: Ow! Something bit me!

Katie: [gasps] Was it a shark?

Noah: Sharks don't swim in chlorinated water, braniac.

Sadie: Noah's right. Besides, I think I saw the sharks getting seaweed mud wraps.

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Beth: [sighs happily]

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Katie: If it wasn't a shark, what was it?

[splashing]

Izzy: [chuckles] Sorry about that. I just had the urge to bite something. Have you ever felt that? Like you just have to sink your teeth into something? Maybe that's how sharks feel, huh?

Shark: Mm.

Izzy: Okay, bye!

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Chris: As you can see, our campers have made themselves comfortable here at our luxury resort. Looks like Geoff and Bridgette are happy to be reunited.

Geoff: Dude! This resort is off the charts!

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Trent: Can you believe this place is right around the corner from that crappy campground?

DJ: Now this is what I'm talking about. I could hang here for a while.

[eagle cries]

DJ: Oh no! Bunny!

Cody: After I got my body cast off and the stitches removed, I started to realize, this place is pretty sweet!

Trent: Yo, Cody! Need some sunscreen? You're looking a bit pink, dude!

Cody: No thanks! I'm trying to get a tan! It attracts the ladies!

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Lindsay: I love being a loser! This is so much more my style. If I'd known how phat this place was, I would've gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode. Plus, now Tyler and I can hang out.

[kiss]

Lindsay: Which one's Tyler?

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Ezekiel: Yo, yo dawg! Check it out! Being famous is totally changed my life. I'm just kicking it, yo. Got me some fly bling, too. You like?

Izzy: [coughs] Look! Someone's bikini bottom!

Katie: I think that's yours, Izzy.

Izzy: Oh crap, it is.

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Courtney: I don't care how nice this place is, I'm not supposed to be here. After I was kicked off, I found out exactly what went on the night I was eliminated.

[flashback]

Harold: [confessional] Let's see how you like it when someone messes with your love life.

[flashback ends]

Courtney: It was all Harold's fault! I should be in the final five right now! When I find that little twerp, I'm gonna grab hold of him, and wring his skinny, awkward little neck! You hear me, Harold? I know you're hiding around here somewhere! He has to come out sometime. And when he does, he's going to get it.

Harold: Okay. I guess what I did to Courtney was pretty heinous. It's just that Duncan wouldn't stop bugging me and stuff. But I'm so starving.

[stomach rumbles]

Courtney: [grunts]

Harold: This bites!

Trent: [chewing]

Harold: Psst! Hey, Trent! Slide me some bologna?

Trent: Yeah, what the heck?

Harold: [chews]

Ezekiel: Dude, why are you helping him? He's a traitor, eh?

Trent: True. But he doesn't deserve to starve to death. And he sure can't come out here.

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Lindsay: I learned a lot during my experience on the island with Heather. If you're going to have a best friend that's going to make all your decisions for you, you should make sure they're not a total jerk!

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Noah: Yeah, I was pretty shocked to be the third camper voted off. Apparently, I wasn't bossy, manipulative, or "dangerous" enough to make it through. You can't say I wasn't a team player, though.

[flashback]

Noah: Oh, sorry. [sarcastically] Woohoo! Way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go.

[flashback ends]

Sadie: Oh, my gosh! We have so much to tell you since we've been here!

Katie: [gasps] Can I say hi to my peeps back home? What's up, Toronto?

Sadie: We're having so much fun here. This resort rocks!

Katie: Yeah. Total Drama Island was really hard. We even survived our first major fight.

Sadie: That was so sad, but we totally recovered.

Katie: Totally.

Sadie: And even though that was all like, so majorly hard, nothing was as hard as when we were separated.

Katie: Aww, Sadie!

[flashback]

Sadie: I miss you already!

Katie: Oh! I miss you more!

Sadie: I miss you infinitely more! Bye!

[flashback ends]

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