User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 1: Dirty Things Done Dirt Cheap

The scene opens on a runway. Here we see Chris in his usual getup smiling at the camera. The Total Drama Jumbo Jet is right behind him. Chef is standing right next to him on his left. In front of him are two different colored circles with checker pattens on them. The one on the left is red and green. The one on the right is black and gold.

Chris: Hello loyal viewers of Total Drama, I'm your one and only host, Chris McClean. Coming at you live from the Toronto airport. We recently um...aquired...yah let's go with that enough money for another season around the World! Don't ask us where we got it.

Chef: *facepalms himself*  I am so going to jail.

Chris: Anyway, are you ready for another season of backstabbing, epic challenges, and most importantly, DRAMA!?!? CUZ I KNOW I AM! WELCOME EVERYONE! THIS IS TOTAL DRAMA WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Chris: Welcome back viewers, this season is going to be a little different. Like I said before, before I was *ahem* rudely interrupted, *he glares angrily at Chef for a second* we've got a bigger budget, so we've decided to spend it on the most unblelievable, thrilling, and occasionally life-threatening challenges we could come up with, all for your viewing pleasure. Seriously. Our contestants should be arriving shortly.

A limousine pulls up. A girl with wearing sunglasses and a scarf gets out and walks up to Chris.

Chris: In fact, here's our first contestant now! Everyone please welcome the world famous Marina!

Marina: Hey could you keep me on a low profile? I actually came her to get away from the fame. Also, I thought this season was taking place on Pahkitew Island.

Chris: Yah, about that, the island is currently uhh,...under renovation! So we decided to switch it to an around-the-world season. *He turns and whispers to the audience* Total Drama Marina t-shirts now on sale for $15.99.

Marina: *Sarcastically* Great!

Confessional: Marina: *Annoyed* It's good to know they're just using me for my fame.

A train pulls up at the station. An individual with blue hair and white clothes carrying a knapsack runs out as soon as the door opens. A stink bomb goes off in the car that he just exited. Everyone in the train car runs out covering their noses imediantly. A kind of familiar spanish teen wearing a red shirt runs out covering his nose with one hand and shaking his fist angrily with the other.

Diego: Maldije el día que naciste! UGH! I hate that kid.

The blue-haired individual runs up to Chris.

Chris: Tristan! I'm...glad you're here.

Tristan: HAHA Hi Chris. And I'm glad you chose my application over all the hundereds upon thousands of the other applications.

Chris: Um...yah, Just don't put a tarantula in my mailbox EVER AGAIN!

Tristan: Hey, like I said in my audition tape, I didn't know it was extremely poisonous when I got it. I'm sorry.

Chris: Whatever, just stand over there. *he points with his left hand*

Tristan: Okay!

Tristan walks over right next to Marina. He turns to her and looks at her with creepy expression on his face.

Tristan: Why hello there little girl!

Marina backs away from him.

The same teen from before walks into view.

Diego: Ugh. Llevará una semana eliminar ese olor. *He notices Tristan* YOU!!!!

Diego runs up to Tristan, grabs him by the collar of his shirt and starts punching him. Tristan is laughing as he's getting punched. Tristan starts to fight back when Chef comes over to stop it.

Chef: Hey you two, break it up!

Chef picks up Diego, carries him all the way over to the other side of the runway, and forcibly drops him on the ground.

Diego: Ese diablo! He put a stink bomb in a train car. I mean who does that?

Chef: Simmer down! The last thing we need on this show is a murder. We've got enough things to worry about as it is.

Diego: Oh, okay. *he folds his arms in frustration*

Conf: Diego: I thought the outside World had turned it's back on me, and it turns out I was right! The only one I can trust is myself.

As all of this is happening, a taxi cab pulls up. Getting out is a guy wearing a blue blouse and a green vest carrying a backpack. He sees Tristan in pain and rushes over to him.

Lucas: Oh my goodness are you alright? Hi my name's Lucas. I can help. Can you sit up straight?

Tristan: Go away kid.

Lucas: But are you alright? If you need gause or bandages, or you need me to tape you up, I can do it. I'm a trained medic and aspiring doctor. If you're in pain, I can help you, just say the word.

Tristan: I said go away kid BEFORE I GET ANGRY!

Lucas: Alright, sheesh. Suit yourself man. Here at least have a sucker.