Not So Happy Campers - Part 1

Summary
Chris Mclean (the host) tell all the 22 contestants that their dream resort is actually a crappy summer camp and well have to do impossible challenges, the campers also get to know each other a little and make friends

Recap
Chris greets the audience from Camp Wawanakwa somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario and tells the viewers that twenty two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks at a summer camp where they will participate in challenges every three days and the winning team will receive a reward. The losing team will have to vote one of their own members off the island in a campfire ceremony where survivors receive marshmallows to mark their survival after which the member will take a walk down the "Dock of Shame", take a ride on the "Boat of Losers" and leave Total Drama Island forever. Chris goes go on to say that the numbers will dwindle down with the last one achieving tabloid fame and winning a small fortune. Chris says all dramatic moments will be caught by hundreds of cameras situated all over the island and with that, the episode begins.

Next, Chris is on the dock and ready to meet the first eleven campers. Beth arrives and immediately hugs Chris as she states Chris looks much shorter than what she expected. DJ arrives next and comments how the camp isn't what he expected. Gwen arrives and says she did not sign up for staying at the run down camp and tears up her agreement but Chris pulls out a copy of the agreement and points out that Gwen's ride has already left. Geoff arrives and greets Chris enthusiastically with the word "man" said many times. Lindsay arrives and says Chris looks familiar and when Chris points out he's the show's host, Lindsay says that's where she's seen him. Heather arrives to dramatic music and noticeably shrinks from Beth's enthusiastic welcome. Duncan arrives and Chris says Duncan's parole officer called to say Duncan can be returned to juvenile detention any time if the show has any problem with him but Duncan doesn't seem bothered by this statement. As Heather fumes over the conditions, Tyler arrives on water skis but crashes into the dock and the splash soaks Heather.

Harold arrives toting a keyboard and is okay with the conditions of the camp. Trent arrives next and mentions seeing Chris on a figure skating show as he also notices the run down nature of the camp and Gwen. Bridgette arrives carrying a surfboard and says she thought they were going to be on a beach. Noah arrives next and asks if Chris got the memo he sent listing a number of life threatening allergies he has and Chris states that he's sure someone did. LeShawna arrives and talks confidently of winning but reacts negatively to Harold saying that she's big and loud. Katie and Sadie arrive together and gush over the camp they'll be staying at. Ezekiel arrives and Chris counsels him that considering Ezekiel was home schooled and didn't get out much, try to stay quiet and avoid getting voted off early in the game. Cody arrives next and notes that the ladies have already arrived. Eva arrives and when Cody asks, Eva says she has dumbbells in her luggage. Owen arrives and shouts happily as he grabs Chris and gives him a bear hug. Courtney arrives and as Owen greets her, Justin arrives with awe evident in all the camper's faces at his good looks. Chris mentions to Justin that he is in on the show for his looks alone and Justin is okay with that. Izzy arrives but hits the dock face first and drops into the lake though Izzy doesn't seem bothered by the accident at all.

With that, Chris gets the campers to go to one end of the dock for a group picture but the dock collapses under the campers as the picture is taken. Chris tells the campers to dry off and meet him at the campfire pit in ten minutes.

At the campfire pit, Chris tells the campers the person who is the last one left in the competition wins one hundred thousand dollars. As for sleeping arrangements, Chris says guys get on cabin and the gals get the other. Chris splits the campers into two teams with Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Own, LeShawna and Justin forming the Screaming Gophers and Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva and Harold forming the Killer Bass team. Chris mentions that the campers will be sharing their thoughts in a video diary taped in the outhouse and this is followed by Gwen, Lindsay, a black duck and Owen sharing their thoughts. Chris goes on to say that the Gophers are in the east cabin and the Bass members are in the west cabin and also points out there is a communal bathroom building for everyone to use. After Chris gives everyone thirty minutes to unpack before meeting him back at the main lodge, Duncan kills a cockroach that was bothering everybody with an ax.

At the main lodge, Chef gives his instructions as to how he will be serving meals on a daily basis and ignores some of the campers requests and complaints. Chris arrives and says the first challenge starts in one hour. DJ doesn't think the the challenge will be difficult but when the camera shows a a very tall looking cliff, DJ quickly changes his mind.

Quotes

 * Chris: It's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why.


 * Chris: Beth, what's up? ''(Beth runs up and gives Chris a hug) Beth: It's so incredulous to meet you. Wow, you're much shorter in real life. Chris: Uh, thanks.


 * DJ: Hey, are you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at? Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp Wawanakwa. DJ: Looked a lot different on the application form.


 * Gwen: I did not sign up for this. Chris: Actually, (holds up a contract) you did. (Gwen takes contract, rips it up and throws it in the water) Chris: The great thing about Lawyers, is they make LOTS of copies. Gwen: I am not staying here. Chris: Cool, I hope you can swin though, 'cuz your ride just left. (the boat has already left the island) Gwen: Jerk!


 * Geoff: Chris McLean! What's up, man? It's an honor to meet you, man. Chris: The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man. Geoff: Thanks, man. Gwen: If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.


 * Lindsay: Hi. Okay, you look so familiar. Chris: I'm Chris McLean, the host of the show. Lindsay: That's where I've seen you from.


 * Duncan: I don't like surprises. Chris: Yeah, your parole officer warn me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to juvie. Duncan: Okay, then.


 * Heather: I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here. (Chris holds up the contract Heather signed) 


 * Harold: So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something. Chris: You got it. Harold: Yes! That is so much more favourable to my skills.


 * Trent: (to Chris) Hey, good to meet you, man. I saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work. Chris: Thanks, man! I knew I rocked that show. Beth: I saw that. One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got immunity that week. Harold: Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head. Lindsay: Me, too.


 * Duncan: Nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey. Bridgette: I thought we were going to be on a beach. Chris: We are. Bridgette: Great Chris: All right, that makes..(Bridgette bonks him on the head with her board) Ow! Darn it, that hurt!


 * Noah: You got my memo about my life threatening allergies? Chris: I'm sure someone did. Noah: Good. Is this where we're staying? Duncan: No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party. Noah: Cute. Nice piercings. Original. Do them yourself? Duncan: (grabs Noah's lip and takes out a pin) Yeah, you want one? Noah''': Uh, no thanks. Can I have my lip back please?


 * Harold: I've never seen a girl like you in real life before. LeShawna: Excuse me? Harold: You're real big... and loud.


 * Chris: Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks. Katie: Oh, my gosh. Sadie, look, it's a summer camp. Sadie: Okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp. EEEEEEEE!


 * Chris: Ezekiel. What's up, man? Ezekiel: I think I see a bird. Chris: Okay, look, dude, I know you don't get out much. Been home schooled your whole life, raised by freaky prariie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay? Ezekiel: Yes, sir. Gwen: That is just...Wow.


 * Chris: Cody. The Codester. The Codemister. Cody: Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. Alright. (Tries to say something to LeShawna but she stops him) LeShawna: Save it, short stuff.


 * (Eva drops her bag on Cody's foot, he starts hopping around) Cody: Ow! What's in there, dumbbells? Eva: Yes. Duncan: (to DJ) She's all yours, man.


 * Chris: Here comes Courtney. (Courtney comes off the boat and Chris takes her by the hand) Courtney: Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all. Owen: (shakes Courtney's hand) How's it going? I'm Owen. Courtney: It's nice to meet you, Ow-Wow!


 * Chris: Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks. Justin: I can deal with that.


 * Owen: I like your pants. Justin: Thanks, man. Owen: 'Cause they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that? Justin: No, just had them for a while. Owen: Oh, cool. (to himself) Stupid!


 * Izzy: (on the boat) Hi Chris, Hi. (she falls off the boat, bonks her chin off the docks and falls in the water) Tyler: Ow! That was bad. Courtney: Guys, she could be seriously hurt. (she pulls Izzy out of the water) Izzy: That felt so... good! Except for hitting my chin. Is this summer camp? That is so cool Do you have paper mache here? Are we having lunch soon? Owen''': That is a good call!


 * Duncan: Excuse me, what would the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her. (points to Heather)


 * Lindsay: Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have the cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest? Chris: Okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here. And it's Chris.


 * Katie: I have to live with Sadie or I'll die. Sadie: And I'll break out in hives. It's true.


 * Tyler: (to Gwen) At least you don't have to sleep next to him. (points at Duncan who's giving a noogie to a deer)


 * Owen: Hey, everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say. (farts)


 * Chef: Listen up. I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. So grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now!


 * Geoff: Yo, my man, can we order a pizza? (Chef throws a knife at the wall, scaring Geoff) It's cool, G. Brown slop is cool.


 * Katie: What do you think they'll make us do? DJ: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be? (cut to a scene where the campers are on top of a huge cliff) Oh, (bleep).