User:The not so happy user/Total Drama: Pahkitew Island contestants' biographies

The following are biographies ( all invented, fan fictioned) of each and every Total Drama: Pahkitew Island contestant, which can be found on ''Nowhere! ''It is just for fun, so enjoy your reading and if you have any advice, you can tell me.

Amy
What is your best quality?

I can make people do what I want, especially my less attractive, less smart and less skilled twin sister.

'''Faves? ( Music, colour, movie, food)''' Describe your craziest dream.
 * Every pop song that I can make a choreography for.
 * Red, It's my cheerleader's uniform colour.
 * The Imperative, I love tragic love movies.
 * A balanced diet, to keep my looks pretier than my sister's.

OMG! Once I dreamed that my sister was forcing me into a Cannon...So dumb! She will put herself in it just for me...

Best memory from childhood?

It was great when I recived a bag of gummy slugs to an Art project of a carboard butterfly that was done by my sister. I didn't let her having any gummy slug, but she was so proud of herself!

Most embarrassing moment at school?

What!? I never get embarrassed at school! I let Samey do it for me.

Describe the first job you ever had.

I worked at an ice-cream shop, but I let Samey do the work while I was reading "Gurlzz", my favourite magazine. Of course I took all the money, but I told Samey that it was to buy her a new outfit.

Ten years from now, what are you doing?

Totally being a model. Have you seen me? It is written in my destiny to expose a body like mine to all the less attractive people. ''You want this? Be born like this!''

My dream date would be with__________, doing what?

It would be with Chad Pid talking about his last film and about if he can convince someone to make me appear in a film, as an Egyptian pharaoness, bossing around.

'''It's the last day on  Earth. In one sentence, what would you do?'''

Of course rule the world!!! I think that somebody so pretty and smart like this deserves it.

Beardo
What is your best quality?

Uhhhhh! I think it's that I can make every sound you want me copy.

'''Faves? ( Music, colour, movie, food)''' Describe your craziest dream.
 * I trully make my own music.
 * Electric blue. It's the colour of the modern times.
 * Yeah, dough, it's The social Jerk, freaking Aw-EEE-some.
 * Eeeeea-sy. Fried E-K-S! Excepting when I'm falling from the sky and I found them in my parachute.

I was on a street representation and I found a Ma-ni-ac who hate my slow-motion acting. Fortunatelly it never happened!

Best memory from childhood?

When I first learnt to imitate my favourite cartoon's voices.

Most embarrassing moment at school?

I was in gym class and a tennis ball hit me in the Beast-cuits! I've never felt so much p-a-i-n-T.

Describe the first job you ever had.

I worked as an ambulant Dj from a summer with MiggyMage the Great. I doubt anyone never had a best first job!

Ten years from now, what are you doing?

Maybe being a famous Dj, with a nickname like Beardo, the Eel-ectric.

Beardo, Dave, Ella, Jasmine, Leonard, Max, Rodney, Samey, Scarlett, Shawn, Sky, Sugar, Topher,