User:Rainbowderp01/French is an Eiffel Language (Transcript)

Don: Last time on the Ridonculous Race... after shopping for spices and camelling through the Moroccan desert, our teams built up a hearty appetite. And I lost mine. These people are disgusting. The winners were Best Friends, Carrie and Devin. In my book, everyone else was a loser. But we could only eliminate one team, and last week, it was the LARPers. I'm not sad. Those wannabe wizards freaked me out. But that was then, and this is... The Ridonculous Race.

[ding]

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[ Theme song ]

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Don: Yesterday's chill zone is today's starting line. Teams depart in the order they arrived. Starting with yesterday's winners, the intirguingly platonic "Best Friends".

[ding]

Devin: Aw, wow! Looks like we're going to Paris!

Carrie: [gasps] No way!

Don: Paris, France. Home of the Mona Lisa, tiny coffees, and other things that annoy me like you wouldn't believe. Once in Paris, teams must make their way here, to the Eiffel Tower, and find their next tip.

[scooter running]

Carrie: Woohoo! Let's go! [interview] I'm so excited! Paris is the most romantic place on Earth.

Devin: [interview] Totally! And after we win the million, I'm going back to Paris, with Shelly.

Carrie: [interview] Yeah. Shelly.

Devin: [interview] I miss you so much, baby.

MacArthur: "There's nothing 'eiffel' about this Parisian landmark.

Sanders: Eiffel Tower! Paris! Let's roll!

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Devin: Almost there. Can you loosen your grip, homie?

[scooter beeping]

MacArthur: Move aside! Urgent police business!

Carrie: [gasps] It's the Cadets!

Josee: [interview] Being sports heroes, we never know when the cameras will be on us, so we have to smile all the time.

Jacques: [interview] All the time. Even in our sleep.

Josee: [interview] It's very painful.

MacArthur: What's with those Ice Dancers? Do they ever stop smiling? Do they sleep that way? Do they cry smiling? I'm gonna find out! [growls]

Sanders: She gets a little fixated.

Mickey: [screaming] Oof! Wait!

[scooters running]

Jen: If we knew the fashion capital of the universe