User blog:NaturalFreshOtter00/What I'd rather do than watch TDAS again.

OK, since the majority of the people on this wiki hated season 5, while a few others liked it (no offense to season 5 fans), here is a list of things that I would rather do than watch that abomination of a season called TDAS ever again:


 * 1) Eat snakes and glue
 * 2) Watch paint dry on a wall
 * 3) Sit in a corner for 2 hours
 * 4) Watch Marvin Marvin
 * 5) Jump off a cliff
 * 6) Feed frogs a mixture of dung and urine
 * 7) Read a Twilight novel
 * 8) Look at seizure inducing lights
 * 9) Read Dipper Goes to Taco Bell
 * 10) Play any of the Data Design Interactive games
 * 11) Defecate in a dog food bowl and eat all the excrement up until I faint
 * 12) Swim in a thunderstorm
 * 13) Jump inside a thorn bush
 * 14) Listen to Justin Bieber's Baby
 * 15) Mess up my hair
 * 16) Sleep in a desert at night
 * 17) Live in the Underworld