User:Rainbowderp01/Having the Timeout of Our Lives (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming]

Chef: Uh-huh. That's finger painting. Mm-hmm. Owen, you're supposed to paint the paper, not yourself.

Owen: Heh, sorry, Chef. I wanted it to be perfect.

Chef: Nice smiley face!

Owen: It's supposed to be a donkey!

Chef: Right. That's what I meant. Perfect donkey! Nailed it!

Owen: Aw, thanks, Chef! Up top!

Chef: No!

[splat]

Chef: Why does your paint taste like lemon?

Owen: That's because it's from the delicious lemon pie I found in the fridge. Mm, tangy.

Chef: Owen! I was saving that pie for my lunch! Youhave got yourself a timeout!

Owen: [gasps] A timeout? I've never had one of those before!

Chef: To the timeout corner!

Owen: [gasps]

Chef: No, wrong corner.

[lghtning strikes]

Death: Owen, it's time.

Owen: Ah!

Chef: To the timeout corner! March!

Owen: Okay...

Gwen: He seemed like such a nice kid.

Izzy: I'll never forget you, blond person.

Noah: Hang in there, Owen. I'll be here when you get out, buddy.

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Chef: You got twenty minutes!

Owen: Can I play with toys?

Chef: No, there are no toys at timeout!

Owen: No! Wait, can I go get some?

Chef: Nope.

Owen: No!

Duncan: Careful, kid. Using an outdoor voice will get you more time.

Owen: Duncan! You're in timeout too?

Duncan: Dude, I was born in timeout.

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[flashback]

Baby Duncan: [screaming] Ah!

Doctor: You get a timeout for that.

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Owen: This is my first one.

Duncan: Really? So you've never caused trouble before?

Owen: I have, but it's always the kind where Chef says, "Just glad you're okay."

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Owen: Woohoo!

Chef: Owen! Just glad you're okay.

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Chef: Owen! Just glad you're okay.

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Owen: Ah!

Chef: Owen! [sighs] Just glad you're okay.

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[clock ticking]

[scratching]

[twitch]

Owen: I can't take this anymore! How long has it been?

Duncan: Ten seconds.

Owen: Sitting still is so hard! Ugh. At least I'm not alone. Being alone is the worst. I can't stand being alo-- Duncan?

Duncan: Shh.

Owen: Where are you going? We're supposed to stay in our timeout chairs. You can't leave. Unless you're going to another timeout chair. Chef! Is there another timeout chai--

Duncan: I'm getting out of here to have some fun, and you aren't gonna talk to anyone about it, right?

Owen: But talking is my thing, it's what I do? If you're not here, I'll have to talk to someone. Maybe about how you're not here. I mean, it may come up in some--

Duncan: Stop! Just, come with me. Trust me, it'll be fun.

Owen: [groans] What if Chef noticed that we're missing?

Duncan: Don't worry! I've got it covered!

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Chef: You boys behaving yourselves over there? Good!

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Duncan: This tunnel was supposed to come out in the field of the daycare, but it actually turned out way better. Way better. Welcome to... Chunk E. Cheddar's!

Owen: [gasps] It's beautiful!

Duncan: It closed down last month, so I've been doing all my timeouts here. That's why I get in so much trouble. You can play anything you want! I've got a date with a crane.

[crane whirs]

Owen: Oh, I love this game, it's--

Duncan: Shh, gotta focus. I've been trying to nab this freaky spider for weeks! I just... can't get it!

Owen: You want me to try? I know a trick.

[cracks knuckles]

Duncan: [gasps]

Owen: Ha!

[glass breaks]

Duncan: Owen?

Owen: Ta-da!

Duncan: Wow! That was brilliant!

Owen: Aww, thank you.

Duncan: Come on, let's go have some fun together!

Owen: Okay!

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[kazoo plays theme]

[ding ding ding]

Owen: Yay!

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Duncan: Woohoo!

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Duncan and Owen: [laugh]

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Duncan and Owen: [laughing]

Chef: Owen, your timeout is done. I hope you learned something.

Owen: I sure did.

Chef: Good. I love being told what I wanna hear. Go join the other kids.

Duncan: [hushed] Don't tell anyone else about Chunk E. Cheddar's, okay?

Owen: I promise. That place is amazing!

Duncan: Yeah, it's weird. I've always been more of a lone wolf. But hanging with you was kinda fun.

Owen: Really? Thanks. Maybe we can do it again and be two lone wolves.

Duncan and Owen: [howling]

Owen: Oh. I'd need to get another timeout and what are the chances of that happening?

Duncan: I think that's up to you.

Owen: Up to me? How would it be up--

Duncan: Uh-huh. Now go get in trouble, so we can sneak back there and play.

Owen: [confessional] Okay. Now I just gotta do something bad.

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Owen: Look, Chef, I'm dancing! Badly!

Chef: H-H-Hey, I kinda like it! Hey, everybody, let's do the Owen! Ha ha ha! Yeah! I'm doing the Owen!

Owen: [sighs]

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Owen: Chef, look! I'm drawing another donkey! Badly!

Chef: Owen, that's a real improvement on your first donkey! [shudders] Now that was bad. Aww, look at those little ears. I'm gonna hang this in my office.

Owen: I'm bad at being bad.

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Owen: Chef, look! It's raining books!

Chef: Owen! Owen! You just bought yourself a--

Owen: Wha? What were you saying, Chef?

Chef: [sighs] Just glad you're okay.

Owen: Ah!

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Duncan: [spitting]

Owen: Duncan!

Duncan: Wha?

Owen: I'm having trouble getting in trouble.

Duncan: Ha ha, I was like you once.

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[flashback]

Duncan: [voiceover] But then I made myfirst escape.

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Owen: Teach me to be bad.

Duncan: Come with me.

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[montage music]

Duncan and Owen: [laugh]

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Duncan and Owen: Whoo!

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Gwen: Ah!

Duncan and Owen: [howl]

Owen: Being bad is so good!

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Gwen: What's going on with you today, Owen?

Owen: What do you mean?

Harold: Uh, she means you're kinda acting like a jerk.

Courtney: I knew that Duncan would be a bad influence.

Izzy: Yeah, you're turning into a big meanie, Owen! We don't like it.

Noah: Hey, buddy. Aww, it's been a while since I've seen you, you being my best pal and all.

Owen: Oh, hey, Noah. My bestie. Heh, what's up?

Noah: Check out the pie my mom made for the class! It's the size of my face! Almost exactly the same size! See! Oh, my face would fit into the pie perfectly.

Owen: Pie? Face? Uh, Noah, best buddy, I'm so sorry, but you gave me this idea.

Chef: What has gotten into you, Owen? That's another timeout!

[splat]

Gwen: There goes the bad kid.

Izzy: I've already forgotten your name, Owen! Ah, I remembered it, crud!

Noah: Looks like I might need a new bestie.

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Duncan; Hey, buddy. How's my fellow lone wolf doing?

Owen: Lonely.

Duncan: Yeah, well, that's the life of a lone wolf.

Owen: Duncan, I know being bad can be good. But I think it might also be... bad.

Duncan: Yeah, you don't make a lot of friends being bad. But you'll get used to it. Let's do this! You only have twenty minutes!

Owen: Oh, I don't really feel like playing anymore.

Duncan: But I can't play ping-pong by myself!

Owen: [whines]

Duncan: Well... aw, man. Okay, Owen. I might be able to help you fix this.

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[kids cheering and laughing]

Noah: Owen, thanks for telling us about this place! You're the best!

Izzy: Wow, heh heh, I really love smashing things!

Gwen: I like the tunnel. It's super creepy.

Duncan: Uh, thanks?

Gwen: You're welcome.

Owen: So you're okay that I brought everyone?

Duncan: Yeah, it's cool. There's enough fun to go around.

Noah: But won't Chef notice everyone is missing?

Duncan and Owen: Nope. We've got it covered.

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Chef: You can all sit there until your parents show up. Timeouts aren't fun, are they? You don't have to answer that! I know the answer, the answer is no! Timeouts are not fun!

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[kids cheering and laughing]

Izzy: Timeouts are the bomb! Ha ha!

[all howling]

[credits]