User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World domination Ep 19: Life in the Fast Parade

Charismic Chimeras: Diego, Elyse, Kaele, Michael, Tristan, Viviana 6/10

Chris is in the cockpit with Chef, who is driving. Chris has a bored expression on his face.

Chris: Why don't I ever get to drive?

Chef: Do you have a piolet's license?

Chris: No.

Chef: Then that's why,

Chris: Alright, fine. Since I can't drive, I might as well do the intro.

Chef: Whatever suits your fancy.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Domination, emotions ran high as we were at the Sydney Opera House. I was captured. Again. And I had to be rescued again. In the end, Luna shockingly went home. It's time to get revved up for another episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Conf: Kaele: *Sobbing* Luna, I'm really sorry for what I did. I'm sorry if you felt I was being ungrateful. It's just that in that moment, I wasn't really sure if I trusted Diego or not and I was afraid to tell you what he told me. I was afraid you wouldn't believe me, it was a heat of the moment type thing, I wasn't sure of what was up and what was down, and now it's my fault that you're gone and It's all my *censored* fault! Ugh, I just wish I could take it all back. STUPID STUPID STUPID!

Conf: Diego: I just...I wanted to make sure that Kaele knew what she was doing. I tried to calm her down because I felt bad for her. Wow, that really puts what I did to Dawn and Silena into perspective. But anyways, I didn't want to vote for Luna, I wanted to vote for Tristan, but there was nothing I could to calm her down, she was a big emotional wreck. Luna, I never interacted with you much, but I can say that you were thouroughly robbed.

Diego and Kaele are at the first class bar, drinking apple juice, and staring at each other awkwardly. Mr. Wiggles is perched on the table. Suddenly, Diego breaks the silence.

Diego: Sooooooooo...You ready to talk?

Kaele: About the elephant in the room, no pun intended? Sure, I guess.

Diego: Okay, so what really happened back there? Kaele: I'm really sorry for what I did, and it's just that in that moment, I just didn't know what I was doing, and I didn't know who I could trust and and and...

Diego: Woah, slow down there. Listen, I know I'm not the most trustworthy guy. I know I eliminated Silena, but that is all in the past. What I said to you last time was the truth. You want proof? Here.

Diego pulls out the note that Valentina gave him. Kaele reads it.

Kaele: Oh. O my gosh, I just, I'm sorry for doubting you. ERRRRRRRRR! I'm mad at myself! I look like a total hypocrite. I just...I don't know if I can do this anymore. I don't know if I've got the strength to carry on anymore.

Diego: Honestly, after London, I didn't know if I had the strength to carry on either. I felt kinda the same way, I had the vote stealer, but it's not like I was safe. But some how, I stuck it out. Listen, we need to band together so we can get through this. It's the only thing we can do right now.

Kaele: I guess you're right. It's just that I can't help but feel like an outlaw right now after what I did.

Diego: Hey, cheer up. We're both outlaws.

Meanwhile...

Elyse: LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

Viviana: Is this really necessary?

Michael: Yah, what she said.

Elyse: Yes! After what happened last time, this is war! This is the final six! Now let me see your war face! AHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW THAT'S A WAR FACE!

Viviana: AH?

Michael: AHHHHHHHHH?

Tristan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Everyone turns and stares at Tristan.

Tristan: What? I thought we were doing a thing. No? Okay, come on Buddy.

Tristan and Buddy walk away from the scene.

Michael: Well that was awkward.

Suddenly, Viviana gets up and turns to Michael and Elyse. For some reason, there is an American flag behind her.

Viviana: Okay, listen up. We may not be the biggest, fastest, or strongest...

Elyse: I AM!

Viviana: Whatever. Point is that this is the final six. This is, the moment of truth! This is where the rubber meets the road! This is when the *censored* gets real! I've never quit a day in my life! That's why I'm a straight A student! That's why I go in to work at 5:30 every morning! We few, we brave few are the only heroes left in this season of Total Drama, and you know what that means, that we're going to win!...some how. So the last thing we should do is quit! Now who's with me?

Michael: I'm in.

Elyse: I'M IN! I LIKE YOUR STYLE, I THINK I'M READY TO RUN THROUGH A WALL RIGHT NOW!

Elyse runs around like a maniac for a few seconds, until she runs into the wall and falls down.

Elyse: I'm okay.

Just then...

Chris: *Intercom* It's time for your challenge. Meet Chef and me in the cargo hold in ten.

Tristan: HAHA! It's funny how when we're all done with our little interactions, Chris immediantely buzzes in with a challenge announcement.

Elyse: Yah, hilarious. Could someone help me up?

Viviana: Sure.

Ten minutes later, everyone is in the cargo hold. Chris walks out with Chef.

Chris: So, anyone wanna guess where we are? Anyone?

Viviana: Really? You're going with that again?

Chris: Look, it's near the end of the season, and I'm tired. Let's just get this over with. Chef.

Chef opens the door. Outside is Christ the Redeemer.

Chris: Welcome to Brazil. Yadda yadda yadda.

Kaele: So, what's our challenge?

Chris: Follow me, and you'll find out.

The contestants follow Chris and Chef. They get closer to the statue, there, waiting for them are six platforms with wheels attached to them and a kinda familiar face.

Diego: Wait, who uis this guy?

Cruiz frowns.

Chris: This is Cruiz. He was in my season, Total Drama Talent, barely.

Cruiz frowns again.

Viviana: Well what does he have to do with our challenge?

Chris: I was just getting to that. He can help you. Your challenge is to build parade floats so you can race them. Now, the rules are that each float must have a theme, and they must contain one device for picking stuff up.

Michael: Why?

Chris: For the second part of your challenge.

Viviana: But where are our supplies?

Chris: All around you!

He motions to the mountain on which they were standing.

Chris: You can use leaves, vines, whatever you can find, to build the perfect float! Now get to it!

Elyse: Now this is my type of challenge!

Viviana: I am so dead in this challenge.

Elyse: Don't say that, you're the one who made that awesome speech.

Viviana: No, I mean I'm not that good at building things worth a darn.

Michael: Me neither.

Cruiz: Do you two need help?

Viviana: Wait, you can talk?

Cruiz: Yes.

Viviana: Then why didn't you when you were competing?

Cruiz: Because I have a sense of humor. Sometimes, like to not talk and just make hand signals at everybody and then surprise them when I do talk. I learned to do that less after my time on Total Drama.

Meanwhile...

Tristan: Okay, I've gotta do a hyenas theme, in honor of Buddy.

Diego: I think I'm going to do a surfing theme.

Tristan: That's lame.

Kaele: Not as lame as having hyenas for a theme. What are you, four?

Tristan: Nope!

Tristan walks away.

Diego: Oh, I hate him.

Kaele: Come on, don't let him get to you. Just go out there and build the best possible float you can build.

Diego: You're right. I should just get to building my float now. But that doesn't mean I don't like him any less.

Kaele: I'll tell you what, in this challenge, we will do whatever it takes to make sure that he doesn't win. One of us will get invincibility and vote him off. Okay?

Diego: Alright.

Conf: Kaele: You know what? I just need to take what happened in the past, and put it behind me. Gotta think this through logically. What's the biggest threat to me right now? Tristan. I need get him out of here as fast as possible for my safety.

Conf: Tristan: Okay, I may be hiding in the shadows right now, but that Kaele has got to go ASAP. I can handle the other three, but Kaele and Diego need to get out of here first for my safety. They're probably angling to get me out right now.

The contestants split up. Some were having better luck than others, and some were freaking out.

Viviana: I have no idea what I am going to do for this challenge. I don't even know what my theme is going to be.

Michael: Exactly. I'm...I'm freaking out! WHAT DO WE DO?

Cruiz: Relax, relax. I'll walk you through it. Why don't we work on the grabbing and launching devices first, then we can figure out themes later?

Viviana: I don't know where to begin. I'm used to telling people how their phones work, not building anything.

Michael: Yah, and I got a D in shop class.

Viviana: Ugh, I hated shop class, only got a C+ in that class.

Michael: I thought you said you got straight A's?

Viviana: I lied, okay. I do get straight A's in high school, and admittedly a couple B's, but that was the only C I've ever got. While it's true we shouldn't give up, I said that just to inspire you and Elyse.

Michael: Well a C+ Isn't that bad.

Viviana: Yes it is that bad!

Cruiz: Woah guys, guys, guys, stop! You both just need to calm down. Take some deep breaths.

Michael and Viviana: Okay. *deep breaths*

Viviana: So, what now?

Cruiz: Now we need to focus. you see those vines over there?

Michael and Viviana: Yes.

Cruiz: I could totally fashion those into a claw.

Viviana: How?

Michael: Yah, how?

Cruiz: Oh, you'll see. Let's grab some supplies first.

Meanwhile, Tristan is already down the mountain, looking for supplies.

Tristan: This will make a nice ear, and this'll make great big teeth. Wait, I'm forgetting something every parade float needs...confetti! Hmmm...If I take these leaves and paint them, that would look alright? Nah, that's lame. Forget the confetti.

Tristan looks around. He sees something sticking out of some bushes.

Tristan: What's this?

Tristan goes over to the bushes, He reaches, and feels something metal.

Tristan: Huh, that's new.

Suddenly, a scary looking robot shaped like a mushroom comes out of the bush and attacks Tristan.

Tristan: I'm not afraid of you!

Tristan gets out some glue balloons and throws them at the robot. The robot breaks down.

Tristan: Sweet! I can raid this thing for parts!

Later, Diego is at the bottom of the mountain searching for supplies, when he runs into Kaele.

Kaele: So, have you found anything yet?

Diego: Not really. Just some rocks and a few sticks.

Kaele: Well, I've had better luck. Why don't you come back to the statue with me?

Diego: Beats loafing around here looking for rocks and sticks.

Just then, another mushroom bot comes out and attacks Kaele and Diego.

Kaele: What in the World?

Diego throws a rock at it before it reaches Kaele. The is undetered.

Diego: There! We're safe now.

Kaele: Wait, why is it still moving?

Diego: Run!

Meanwhile...

Elyse: La la la la la...*She stops* Wait, why am I skipping? Ugh I swear, that Michael is rubbing off on me. You may be trying to be a better person Elyse, but you don't have to become a girly girl who likes...*gulp*...dresses. Now, lets see what I've already got...

Just then, Kaele and Diego run into the frame.

Elyse: What do you two want?

Kaele: Living mushroom...

Diego: It's after us.

Elyse laughs at Kaele and Diego.

Elyse: Oh, mushrooms are living silly.

Kaele: Tell that to him.

Kaele points at the menacing mushroom bot.

Elyse: Hold my basket.

Elyse walks up to the bot and kicks it, knocking it over. She then stomps on it to make sure it doesn't move ever again.

Elyse: You're welcome!

Cuts to Michael and Viviana, who are having a heated debate.

Viviana: This is a wrench.

Michael: No, this is a ratchet.

Viviana: And you know this how?

Michael: Because my dad's a mechanic.

Cruiz: Look, none of this is helping. That is a torque wrench. When I said I would help you, two, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Michael: Look, we're sorry okay.

Viviana: It's just that this REALLY isn't our thing!

Cruiz: I've noticed, now could you please hand me the ratchet, it's right over there.

Michael: Alright.

Cuts to the contestants' floats. Elyse's float has a basketball going into a basket, Diego's has a dude surfing, Tristan's has an image of a hyena, Michael's and Viviana's floats don't seem to resemble anything on this Earth.

Chris: Tristan, your theme is hyenas for some reason.

Tristan: Yep!

Chris: Diego, your theme is surfing. Nice.

Diego: Why thank...

Chris: Moving on, Elyse, your theme is basketball.

Elyse: It's my favorite sport.

Chris: Kaele, your theme is mushrooms. Interesting.

Kaele: Yah well, I had some inspiration.

Chris: Michael, your theme is...actually, I can't tell what it is.

Michael: It's a long story.

Chris: And I don't care to hear it. Moving on. Viviana, your theme is trash apparently.

Viviana: Look, I didn't really know what I was doing, so I just cobbled something together, okay. I'm lucky with what I got.

Cruiz facepalms himself.

Chris: Elyse, you obviously have the best float.

Elyse: Great! So what'd I win?

Chris: Nothing!

Elyse: What? But isn't there supposed to be a winner in these challenges? Isn't that how these challenges are supposed to work?

Chris: Not this challenge! I just wanted you to build a parade float. I said nothing about the best one winning.

Elyse: What? But...

Chris: Remember? I said we are going to race them. Chef, give everyone their gps's.

Chef hands out a gps to every contestant.

Chris: These are so you don't go off the track, and also to keep track of any hazards along the way.

Kaele: What kind of hazards?

Chris: Oh, you'll see. Now everyone, get in your floats!

Everyone gets in their floats.

Chris: Now, the rules are simple. First one to cross the finish line wins! Oh, and along the way, you may encounter crates which have different items in them.

You can pick them up and use the items inside to throw at your opponents.

Elyse: Sweet!

Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!

The contestants put their feet on the gas and start the race. Elyse is ahead, followed by Tristan and Diego. Kaele is just behind them, and Viviana and Michael are bringing up the rear. Suddenly, Elyse sees some crates up ahead. She readies her claw, and grabs the one in the middle.

Elyse: Now, what's inside of this thing?

She busts it open with her crow bar, and inside is a bunch of bananas.

Elyse: Heh, these'll come in handy.

Elyse breaks one off, then looks behind her. She squeezes it and aims it at Tristan.

Tristan: What the?

Another banana hits Tristan in the face.

Tristan: Alright, that's it!

Tristan reaches for his knapsack, but he comes to find out that it isn't there.

Tristan: What? Where's my knapsack? Wait, no time!

Tristan notices three crates in front of him, and picks one up with his crate. He opens it up, and finds that the crate is full of ink.

Tristan: Hmmm...I could use this!

Meanwhile, Kaele catches up to Diego.

Kaele: So, you still wanna get Tristan, because I sure as heck do, he's probably targeting me.

Diego: Yes yes, we will. But we've gotta catch up to him firrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Diego's float spins out in a patch of ink.

Diego: Get him for me!

Kaele: Will do!

As Kaele is approaches the crates, an intern is busy replacing the ones that Elyse and Tristan just took, the intern slips on the ink, and Kaele narrowly avoids him, and grabs a crate. She opens it.

Kaele: 3 coconuts? What am I supposed to do with these?

Meanwhile, Elyse was heading down the mountain, when she saw the same mushroom bots that attacked Diego and Kaele.

Elyse: What the? Oh well, whatever, I guess.

Elyse speeds up and hits a mushroom bot.

Meanwhile, Tristan encounters the mushroom bots.

Tristan: What are those?

He squints.

Tristan: Mushrooms? MUST DESTROY!

Tristan speeds up. and knocks out three mushroom bots. Some carnige of which, lands on his float. Meanwhile...

Viviana: What'd you get?

Michael: I got a starfish. I question the practicality some of these items. Anyways, what'd you get?

Viviana: I got this red button. I'm wondering what happens when I press on it.

Michael: Only one way to find out.

Viviana press the button. Suddenly, Michael's float stops, but Viviana's float keeps going. She passes by Diego, who's float had also stoppped.

Diego: Come on! Start!

Viviana gets ahead of Diego before his float starts again.

Diego: Ah! there we go. That was weird. Now, let's see...apparently, I am in fifth place, thanks to that malfunction. I've got Whatever is in this crate, so that's good, I guess.

Meanwhile, Elyse and Tristan are just getting off the bottom of the mountain, they are now on a beach. Their gps tells them to go to the ocean.

Elyse: Well, here goes nothing.

Elyse pulls the lever on her float, and the raft she installed deploys. Same for Tristan. There are interns in boats spraying them with water.

Elyse: Hey! Stop that!

She get hit by water again.

Elyse: I said stop that!

Suddenly, a fish hits her in the face and knocks her down. Tristan takes the lead.

Tristan: HAHA! See ya sucker!

Suddenly, he gets hit in the face by a coconut...

Tristan: HEY!

...and then Kaele takes the lead.

Kaele: So that's what those are for.

Meanwhile, Viviana ahead of Diego with the mushroom bots in front of her.

Diego: I've got you now!

Viviana: Dream on! Wait, what are those?

Viviana swerves, and narrowly avoids hitting them. Diego avoids them, and veers off course.

Diego: Dangit, now I'm going backwards.

Diego comes to a halt. He backs up, but hits another bot as he's backing up.

Diego: What was that?

He gets out of his float and finds the bot caught in the back of his float.

Diego: Ay caramba.

Meanwhile, Michael is still chugging along...

Michael: Why did Viviana have to press that button? *Sigh* You kinda told her to. Get over it. Wait, what are those?

Michael swerves, and clips a bot with the corner of his float.

Michael: Whew, that was close.

Michael passes Diego on his way down the mountain. Meanwhile, Viviana has just entered the water portion of the challenge.

Viviana: Pfffffffft. That was wet. Oh great, now my glasses are soggy.

Viviana tries to clean her glasses as she's racing. This turns out to be a bad mistake, as she veers off course, and nearly runs into a boat.

Viviana: Sorry!

This turns out to be a blessing in disguise, as thanks to this, she pulls ahead of Kaele, Tristan, and Elyse. She gets back on dry land, and enters into the next portion of the course, which is in a rain forest.

Viviana: Huh, maybe I should lose my glasses more often...Nah, that's not a good idea.

Meanwhile, Kaele, Tristan, and Elyse have just passed the second round of crates.

Kaele: What's this? A star fish? Hmmmmmm...I could throw it back into the ocean, or...

Cuts to Tristan driving his float. Suddenly, he is hit by a starfish, which sticks to his face.

Tristan: WHAT? Hey! I can't see.

As he is swerving, he is hit from a banana from behind. Elyse blows a raspbarry as she passes him.

Tristan: Okay, that's it. It's time for a little payback!

Tristan opens up his crate. In it, he finds a sack with a cap on it.

Tristan: Huh. Looks like a grenade. Not what I was expecting, but at least it's passable.

Tristan speeds up. He catches up to Elyse.

Elyse: You again!

Tristan: HA! Take this!

Tristan pulls the cap off the grenade and throws it at Elyse. It explodes, and confetti flies everywhere.

Elyse: HA! You'll have to do better than that! Catch ya later!

Tristan: That was worthless! What kind of a challenge is this any way? Alright, that's it! time to break  out the big guns and...*reaches for knapsack*...Oh yah, I forgot. Where is that knapsack?

Meanwhile, Diego has just finished removing the bot from the back of his float.

Diego: Okay, time to see what's in this crate. Better be a speed boost.

Diego opens his crate, and finds a mushroom shaped item with a button at the top.

Diego: Huh, I wonder what this does.

Diego presses the button, and immediantely, his float speeds up at an alarming rate all without him driving.

Diego: THIIIIS MUST BE THE SPEEEEEED BOOST!

Meanwhile, Michael has just gotten a crate.

Michael: Ugh, *Shakes head* I think I got water in my ears. Wonder what I got this time.

Michael opens up his crate, and finds the same mushroom shaped item that Diego found. Suddenly...

Diego: Coming through!

Diego passes Michael.

Michael: Dangit! I'm in last place again! Time to find out what this thing does.

Michael presses the button and his float speeds up. Meanwhile, Viviana is having some difficulties.

Viviana: WOAH! What was that?

Suddenly, Viviana gets hit by a barrel, knocking her out, and causing her float to come to a complete stop. Suddenly, Kaele, Elyse, and Tristan pass Viviana.

Kaele: You'll never catch me!

Tristan: Oh yes I will!

Elyse: HA! I'm better than both of you combined...Wait.

Elyse sees Viviana's float. She stops to investigate.

Tristan: HA! See you later loser!

Elyse: Whatever! I'll catch up to you later, you can count on it!

Elyse then jumps on to Viviana's float, and sees her down for the count.

Elyse: Viviana? Wake up! Wake up!

Elyse shakes Viviana, but nothing happens.

Elyse: Oh, this is bad. This is real bad. What do I do? Wait, the question is what would Lucas do? Hmmm...Lets see. Lucas would get those smelling salt thingees, but I don't have those, so what do I do? Maybe I could have her smell one of my bananas? No, that's not strong enough. Let's see. I need a scent that is strong enough. Hmmm...I know! My shoe! That's strong enough. It may be gross, but it's all I have.

Elyse starts to take off her shoe. Just then, Diego and Michael are coming up.

Diego: Ugh, I can't believe I'm in last place.

Michael: I can. Wait.

Michael sees Elyse taking off her shoe, he decides to stop. Diego goes ahead.

Diego: Hah! Now I'm in third!

Michael: Elyse? What are you doing?

Elyse: What? Oh, I saw Viviana here knocked out, so I'm trying to wake her up,but I don't have any smelling salts, so I'm doing the next best thing. I'm gonna have her smell my shoe!

Michael: Woah woah woah! No need for that. Let's try some CPR.

Elyse: Of course, you would suggest that.

Michael: Excuse me?

Elyse: Sorry, still trying to get used to this "trying to be a better person" thing. In all honesty, I was going to give CPR a shot if this didn't work out.

Michael: Ah, I see.

Michael goes over to Viviana. He checks for a pulse.

Michael: Okay, good to know she still has a pulse.

Michael does compressions on Viviana's chest.

Elyse: Are you sure you're doing it right?

Michael: Honestly, I'm nervous for the other part. The only reason I even had the courage to kiss her the last time was beacuse I was in a near death experience.

Elyse: It's okay, I can do it if...

Michael: No no, I'm alright.

Elyse: Alright.

Michael: Okay, here goes nothing.

Michael opens up Viviana's mouth, and leans in, blowing air into her mouth, but nothing.

Michael: I did it! Elyse: Congrats! Here's your Trophy.

Elyse hands Michael her shoe. Michael ignores Elyse and does more chest comperessions and leans in one more time. Just then, Vviana opens her eyes.

Viviana: Michael? What are you doing?

Michael: What? I was trying to save you. *Embarrassed* You were kinda down for the count, so I was giving you CPR. Uh...*awkward laughing*.

Viviana: Awwwwww, that's so sweet.

Viviana kisses Michael on the cheek.

Viviana: It's nice to know that at least there's somebody here who with a heart of gold.

Elyse: Ahem.

Viviana: Elyse! I didn't notice you there.

Elyse: *Smiling* It's okay, I get it. Nice to see you're alright. Now, we've got a challenge to win!

Viviana: Yep! Elyse is right. We'd better get going.

Elyse: Oh wait, before we get going, I'd like to name our little group.

Michael: What'd you have in mind?

Elyse: How about the Junkyard Dogs!

Viviana: I don't know about that name.

Michael: I actually kinda like it.

Elyse: Okay then, it's decided! Let's go!

Viviana shakes her head at Elyse. The three get back on their floats. Meanwhile, as the other contestants approach the next part of the course, an evil looking castle, from above, Chef, dressed as a turtle, is firing cannonballs at the contestants from a makeshift flying pirate ship.

Chef: *Sigh* What has my life become?

Chef continues to fire cannonballs while he questions his existence.

Tristan: Hey, this is a nice looking castle, but man, it's times like these when I wish I had my knapsack.

Tristan dodges a cannonball. Meanwhile, Kaele goes ahead.

Kaele: Ha! Now I'm ahead. Again. Let's try to keep this lead so I can get that invincibility and eliminate Tristan.

Kaele, distracted by the thought of eliminating Tristan, doesn't see what's ahead of her, and falls into a lake of fake lava, which is actually just water with red and orange food coloring.

Kaele: Argh! *Sigh* Guess I'm going to have to do this the hard way.

Kaele presses the lever on her float, and her float starts floating. She resumes driving.

Tristan: Hah! She fell! Now, let's get rid of this annoyance.

As Tristan turns the corner, he opens up his crate that he got from the jungle terrain.

Tristan: Hah! Bananas! Good for slap stick, and good for throwing!

Tristan squeezes a banana and hits Diego in the face. Diego swerves, going around in circles

Diego: Ugh, I hate that kid. Okay, it's time to fight back!

Diego opens up his crate, and finds that it is full of ink.

Diego: Well,this is useless, unless I'm in close range. That's just great!

Just then, Michael, Elyse, and Viviana pass up Diego.

Michael: WATCH OUT!

Diego: *Censored*

Diego presses his foot on the gas, and speeds up. Meanwhile, Tristan is in a room with wrecking balls swinging on either side.

Tristan: Man, I wish I could own this place!

Tristan dodges the wrecking balls, but his float doesn't as he loses part ofthe laughing hyena on the end.

Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUDDY!

Just then, Kaele, from the lava lake, throws one of her coconuts at Tristan.

Kaele: HA! Got him!

Tristan: Oh, you're gonna pay for that!

Kaele: Dream on!

Tristan throws a banana which hits Kaele.

Tristan: HA! Take that! Oh no no no!

A wrecking ball gets closer to Tristan, which knocks him off his float. Viviana, Elyse, and Michael go ahead of Tristan. Tristan shakes it off and gets back on his float.

Tristan: ERRRRRRRRRRR Stupid Kaele and her stupid coconuts! *Mutters*

Meanwhile, Kaele sees a ramp ahead, she presses the lever again, as she gets back on track.

Kaele: There, that's the end of that.

The junkyard dogs see Kaele back on track ahead of them.

Elyse: Should I?

Viviana: What do you even have in that crate any way?

Elyse: Bananas, and even more bananas. Let's see what's in this one. *Opens crate* Ooh! Coconuts, that's nice change of pace.

Michael: I would wait until you've got a clearer shot.

Viviana: Yah, that's what I was about to say.

Elyse: Alright.

The four go up a flight of stairs, then hang a left when they get to a balcony. Chef is still out shooting cannonballs. Meanwhile, Diego is gaining on Tristan.

Diego: Woo, man those wrecking balls were something else. Barely got out of there. Now, let's get ahead of Tristan.

Diego speeds up. Eventually, he gets just behind Tristan, but Tristan cuts him off. Diego tries to turn right and go ahead of Tristan, but Tristan switches to the right lane as well.

Tristan: HA! You're not going to catch me!

Diego: Oh yes I am!

Suddenly, Tristan sees a hidden passageway to the left. He turns into it.

Tristan: HA! Catch you later, sucker!

Meanwhile...

Viviana: Okay, and...NOW!

Elyse throws a coconut at Kaele.

Kaele: What the?

Elyse: HAHA!

The three surpass Kaele. Michael gets hit by a cannonball.

Michael: OOF!

Kaele: You're gonn have to do better than that.

Kaele starts her float again and goes around Michael. Meanwhile, the ground beneath him begins to shake.

Michael: Woah, what was that?

Michael looks around, and sees a hole that has opened up in the wall.

Michael: Sweet!

Michael gets back in his float and enters the hole. Diego also enters through the hole before it closes. Meanwhile, Tristan exits his secret passageway, and ends up ahead of everybody else.

Elyse: Hey? Where'd he come from?

Viviana: Where's Michael?

Elyse turns around and sees only Viviana and Kaele trailing her.

Elyse: Huh, I don't know. He musta found a shortcut or something.

Viviana: I hope that's what it is.

Elyse: Any way, Tristan just showed up outta nowhere in front of us. You want me to get him?

Viviana: Sure. Go ahead.

Elyse gets closer and grabs a coconut and throws it at Tristan, but he dodges.

Tristan: HAHA! You missed!

Elyse gets a banana out of one of her other crates and squeezes it. The fruit hit Tristan in the face.

Tristan: Man, I wish I had my knapsack!

Meanwhile, Kaele grabs her last coconut, and aims it at Viviana. It misses, but it does hit the lever next to her which activates the raft feature in

Viviana's float. Being that she's on land, it pops.

Viviana: That's just great!

Meanwhile, Michael is heading down a bridge.

Michael: It feels like I've been on this thing fovever!

Suddenly, he sees a light up ahead.

Michael: Well, that must be my ticket out of here.

Michael speeds up, and gets shot out of what appears to be a really big cannon.

Michael: Woah! Am I flying? Wait, this thing can't flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...

Suddenly, Michael lands on an actual surface.

Michael: Wait, why'd I stop?

He looks down and sees a rainbow-striped road that was built over the trees.

Michael: Huh. Guess I'm ahead.

Tristan: NOT FOR LONG!

Tristan bumps Michael out of the way.

Michael: Hey!

Michael speeds up, and heads after Tristan. Elyse eventually catches up to her. She is about to throw a a coconut when...

Elyse: Hey Michael! It's you!

Michael: Yes, it's me. Hey, were about to...

Elyse: What? Oh no. I was...I didn't know it was you. I haven't seen you since  we went ahead of Kaele. What happened?

Michael: I found a shortcut.

Elyse: Oh, Viviana figured that's what it was and...Where is Viviana?

Michael and Elyse turn around, but only see a furious Kaele and Diego.

Kaele: I took care of her!

Michael and Elyse speed up. Meanwhile, Viviana is chugging along on the castle, when...

Chef: Okay, this is my last cannonball. After this, I'm moving on.

Chef fires the cannonball at Viviana.

Viviana: Oh no.

Viviana, thinking quickly, empties one of her crates and throws it at the ball. The ball breaks the crate, but this deflects the ball by a few inches.

Viviana narrowly dodges.

Viviana: Phew.

Soon after, Viviana exits the castle and enters on to the rainbow-striped road. Meanwhile, Tristan has just gotten another item crate.

Tristan: Finally! Let's see what this is.

He opens up the crate, and finds that his crate is filled to the brim with coconuts.

Tristan: Finally!

Tristan starts throwing coconuts at his opponents. Michael and Elyse dodge, but the the coconuts crack as they fall to the ground, causing milk to spew out. Kaele and Diego slip on it.

Diego and Kaele: WOOOOOOOOOOAH!

Kaele: Okay, time to see what's In these crates.

Kaele opens up her crate, and finds another mushroom boost. Diego opens up his crate, and fnds a few bananas, a few coconuts, a Mushroom boost, a starfish, and and a button that stops everyone else's floats.

Diego: Jackpot! Ew, why is there a starfish?

Kaele: I'm not sure either.

Diego: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Kaele: If you're thinking we speed up, then you throw your items at everyone else, then yes I am.

Diego: That's exatly what I was thinking!

Suddenly, Viviana passes them.

Kaele: We'd better go, now!

Diego: Exactly!

Kaele and Diego both press the the button on their mushroom boosts.When they get close to Viviana, she opens her crate, and finds three freshly baked pies.

Viviana: Okay, that's new.

Cuts to Chris.

Chris: What? We ran out of coconuts.

Viviana grabs one pie and hits Diego in the face with it. She grabs another pie, and hits kaele in the face with it. Diego and Kaele both swerve and hit the guard rails.

Viviana: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Diego: Ugh, that's not what I was expecting.

Kaele: Come on, let's get her!

Diego and Kaele both go after Viviana. Meanwhile, Tristan, Michael, and Elyse are in a predicament of their own.

Michael: Why the *censored* would Chris put a loop de loop on a course where he knows kids will be racing.

Elyse: Just means we need to go faster!

Michael: But...

Elyse: Come on.

Michael: Alright.

Tristan: Screw it, I'm just going for it!

Michael, Tristan, and Elyse speed up. All three get through the loop de loop without any problems.

Michael: I think I'm gonna...

Michael pukes. Meanwhile, Viviana just sees the loop de loop.

Viviana: Oh boy.

Viviana, terrified, speeds up. Chef hits her with a starfish, but this doesn't deter her, and gets over the loop de loop.

Viviana: Phew. Ew.

Kaele gets through the loop de loop just fine, but but Diego misjudges it, and falls off the course.

Diego: Curse you Chriiiiiiis!

As Diego is falling, Kaele catches one of his crates.

Kaele: Sweet, jackpot.

Meanwhile, Tristan, Michael, and Elyse are just heading down the final stretch...

Michael: Okay, time it right, and...

Michael throws his starfish at Tristan. He dodges, but Chef hits Tristan with a starfish.

Tristan: Alright, that's it!

Tristan gets out and throws a coconut at chef, which hits him in the coconuts.

Chef: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

Chef is down for the count, Meanwhile, Tristan pulls the starfish off his face and hits Elyse with it. Elyse pulls the starfish off her face.

Elyse: Ugh, yuck. Okay, that's it.

Elyse gets out her item, a mushroom boost, and presses the button. She speeds ahead of Tristan, but Tristan throws a coconut at her.

Michael: Okay, that's it, I've had quite enough of you!

Michael speeds up, and passes Tristan. Tristan reaches for a coconut, but Elyse throws all the banana pells from the bananas she already used in front of Tristan's float to insure that Michael wins.

Chris: And Michael wins!

Michael: Yes!

Chris: Here's your trophy.

Cruiz hands Michael a trophy.

Not long after, Tristan shows up along with Elyse. Viviana crosses the finish line with Kaele right behind her.

Chris: There, now that most of you are here, I am pleased to announced that this is a non-elimination round!

Tristan and Kaele: WHAT?! WHY?!

Chris: Because, I can't have a one man finale. THAT would be lame!

Kaele: But but but...

Tristan: I wanted to eliminate her!

Kaele: I wanted to eliminate him!

Chris: Too bad, so sad. you're gonna have to try again next round. Now, before I sign off, Michael, who do pick to stay with you?

Michael: Viviana, obviously.

Chris: Alright. What exciting challenges have I got planned for next time? Who will succeed at eliminating who? Find out next time, on TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

As the contestants board the plane, Tristan looks around for his knapsack.

Tristan: Where could it be?

Tristan looks around some more, and finds it hidden in a bush.

Tristan: There it is! Now I can focus on winning this game, then next, the World! MWAHAHAHAHA

The screen fades to black.