User:Rainbowderp01/The Big Sleep (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... Twenty-two campers arrived and learned that they'll be spending the next eight weeks at a crusty old summer camp. The campers were faced with their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters. And while most campers took the plunge, a few were forced to wear the dreaded chicken hat. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Courtney has experience as a C.I.T. in summer camp, but refused to jump. And Ezekiel managed to tick off every female contestant at the camp win his sexist comments about women. In the end, the first camper voted off Total Drama Island was Ezekiel, proving that homeschooling and reality TV don't really mix. Who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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[air horn blasts]

[clunk]

Leshawna: Ow! It's seven in the morning! Do I look like a farmer to you?

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[heavy metal music playing over headphones]

Eva: [grunts and growls]

Chris: Morning! Hope you slept well.

Heather: Hi, Chris. You look really buff in those shorts.

Chris: I know. Okay. I hope you're all ready, because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute.

Owen: Oh, excuse me. i don't know if that's enough time to eat breakfast.

Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast, Owen. Right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake!

Eva: Oh, so you're funny now? You know what I think would be funny?

Courtney: [hushed] Eva! Try to control your temper?

Eva: [to Chris] You're enjoying this, aren't you?!

Chris: A little. You have thirty seconds.

Courtney: [confessional] Okay, that girl Eva has got to get a handle on her temper. She's only been here one day and she's already thrown her suitcase out a window and broken the lock on one of the bathroom doors.

Chris: Okay, runners! On your marks, get set, go!

Owen: [panting]

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[birds screeching]

[panting]

Harold: Do you know how much longer?

Bridgette: [panting]

Gwen: Don't walk beside me.

Heather: [to Noah] Do you mind? [confessional] I don't run. And I definitely don't run in high heel wedges.

Owen: Can't... Catch... Breath. Must... Have... Condition!

[splash]

Heather: Yeah. It's called overeating. Look into it.

Leshawna: [out of breath] What's your excuse, you skinny... Annoying... Ooh... I'm too tired for insults.

Chris: [through megaphone] Pick it up, people! If you're not back by dinner time, you don't eat!

Heather: Mmm... I hate him so much.

[bones cracking]

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[Chris files nails]

Owen: Clear a table, stat!

Leshawna: Oh... We made it!

[pat pat pat pat pat pat]

Courtney: [to Harold] What took you so long? We just lost the challenge!

Harold: [inhaling heavily] I think I'm having heart palpitations.

Gwen: Hey, wait a minute. If they lost, that means we won the challenge!

Trent, Noah, Owen, and Heather: [cheering]

Chris: Whoa there! Hold your horses, guys. That wasn't the challenge!

Gwen: What did he just say?

Chris: Who's hungry?!

[glorious music]

Gwen: [confessional] After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.

Owen: [confessional] And then I saw it, the buffet table. It was beautiful. There was turkey and Nanamo bars and baked beans and maple syrup! Ha... [choked up] Can I have a minute? [crying effeminately]

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Campers: [groaning]

Chris: [through megaphone] Okay, campers! Time for part two of your challenge!

Owen: [mouth full] I thought eating was the second part.

Gwen: What more do you want from us?

Heather: [groans] Weird goth girl is right. Haven't we been through enough?

Chris: [through megaphone] Um... Let me think about that. No! It's time for... The Awake-a-thon!

Owen: The what-a-thon?

Chris: [through megaphone] Don't worry! This is an easy one! The team with the last camper standing wins invincibility!

Gwen: So, what you're saying is the 20k run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make it harder for us to stay awake?

Chris: [through megaphone] That's right, Gwen!

Gwen: Man, he's good.

Chris: [through megaphone] Move, move, move!

Trent: So, how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?

Gwen: 'Bout an hour, give or take.

Owen: [groaning]

Gwen: Maybe less.

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[birds squawking]

Heather: [yawns]

Chris: [speaking softly] We're now twelve hours in with all twenty-one campers still wide awake.

Owen: Woohoo! Stay awake for twelve hours?! I can do that in my sleep! Woohoo!

[thud]

Gwen: [confessional] The Awake-a-thon was definitely the most brutal thing I've ever done in my life. [real time] [yawns]

[ding]

Gwen: This is the most boring thing I've ever done in my life.

Trent: [yawns] Could be way worse.

Gwen: Oh yeah? How?

Trent: I could be stuck here without you to talk to.

Heather: [confessional] So my strategy is to get two other campers to form an alliance with me and take to the final three. The only question is, who can I find that is either desperate or dumb enough to do whatever I say?

Gwen: [to Lindsay] What are you doing?

Lindsay: Trying to get the blood to rush to my head. Heh... I think it's working.

Beth: Can I try?

Lindsay: Sure!

Heather: Perfect. Lindsay, Beth, can I talk to you for a sec?

Lindsay: Sure!

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