User blog:TDFanatic52/Total Drama Wildclaw Island Aftermath Episode 3- The Last Aftermath

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for your two hosts: Brody and Geoff!

Brody and Geoff walks on stage.

BRODY: What is popping, y'all? We are back!

GEOFF: Back for the last time.

AUDIENCE: Gasps.

GEOFF: You heard that right. This is the last Aftermath Show of Total Drama: Wildclaw Island.

BRODY: But Geoff, you know just as I that this isn't the last aftermath.

GEOFF: And the surprise is ruined. Agh. But, the Brodester's right. There is one more aftermath at the very end of the season where Brody and I will interview the final nine contestants starting with the first member of the jury.

BRODY: It's wierd to think that just a few days ago, we had 18 people on that island. Now it's been cut short.

GEOFF: Time flies when somebody gets kicked off every day. Speaking of which, we got ourselves a five person peanut gallery with us today! We looked for the best Total Drama players to talk about what happened so far and the strategies each person should use moving forward.

BRODY: It was originally going to be seven, but Katie and Sadie, our commentators, got stuck in traffic.

GEOFF: Toronto traffic, y'all. Can't' find anywhere else that has as bad of traffic.

BRODY: First off all, Zoey, welcome back.

ZOEY: Great to be back. You know, I was disappointed that there wasn't an aftermath show in any of the seasons that I played in.

GEOFF: There was one in Pahkitew's Revenge.

ZOEY: Yeah, one.

GEOFF: We also brought back Courtney and Al.

ALEJANDRO: Look, I said I was sorry about the whole pole thing. It was years ago!

COURTNEY: And why is it that I was introduced after Zoey?

BRODY: I like the color red more.

ZOEY: Thank you.

GEOFF: And, the only one who played on Pahkitew Island and the first one eliminated on Pahkitew's Revenge we have Sugar!

SUGAR: Do you have to bring that Pahkitew's Revenge thing up? I'm trying to forget that. I was more humilated then than I was when that dirty rat Sky beat me at a talent contest.

ALEJANDRO: You said the best Total Drama Players.

GEOFF: We tried to even it out, but the only good male from Pahkitew's Revenge is still in the game and Jasmine couldn't fly back from Australia.

ALEJANDRO: So Sugar's Jasmine's replacement.

BRODY: More like the replacement's replacement.

GEOFF: In any case, we have to break down what happened in the past three days. Wildclaw Island said goodbye to Duncan when the Eagles decided to honor an eliminated contestant's wishes instead of avenging her elimination, Jo when the Eagles decided to avenge Lindsay's elimination, and our most recent departure, Noah, was left blindsided thanks to Topher convincing Bridgette to vote him off.

ALEJANDRO: And I am starting to sound like the good guy here.

GEOFF: As long as Topher doesn't get Bridgette stuck to a pole, he will always be the good guy compared to you.

BRODY: Let's bring them out!

Duncan, Jo, and Noah walked on the stage.

GEOFF: Glad you three can join us.

DUNCAN: It was either this or spend a few days behind bars.

NOAH: I'll take bars over lasers any day.

JO: Wimps.

GEOFF: Jo, Duncan, you two might not have heard it, but the teams are no more. Everybody else has reached the merge!

JO: What?

DUNCAN: I was that close?

MIKE: Yep.

GEOFF: Now then, on to business. Duncan, Jo, Noah, we are going to talk about strategies on how the final nine can win Total Drama Wildclaw Island. We will do this thing in alphabetical order so there is no bias here. What are your guys thought on Amy?

NOAH: Where do I begin? She is playing worse than her sister with Topher! If you remove the dirt, you will see Amy playing any other game than the lovey-dovey game.

COURTNEY: Didn't you lose a million because you were lovey-dovey with a certain someone on a certain team?

NOAH: I could lose to Emma anytime. If she wins, then I win.

ZOEY: Amy is somebody that you would think would be a front runner in the game, but it's sort of disappointing to see her be charmed by Topher.

BRODY: How about Anne Maria? Mike?

MIKE: Anne Maria is playing a good game, slightly on the horrible side of things. For starters, she didn't apologize for what she said about Rodney!

DUNCAN: She is honest about that, that is something that should be admired. I think that she is in a tougher spot than Jo was. It'll be a miracle if she pulls through.

SUGAR: I cannot believe that the scrawniest one is still there.

MIKE: Come on now, Sugar. Cameron is playing an excellent game. He has Sierra, oddly his closest ally on the island, Rodney trusts him, who doesn't trust him?

COURTNEY: In terms of Cameron and the merge, all he needs to do is to do nothing and let the big targets take themselves out!

ALEJANDRO: Pretty effective strategy on his part. Not many can do the same. I applaud him for that.

NOAH: With Topher still in the game, Cameron needs to get everyone on board with getting rid of Topher first, and that will make him the target.

MIKE: Aren't we going in alphabetical order, because we skipped Bridgette.

GEOFF: Thanks a lot, Sugar. You could have mentioned Cameron after we finished about talking about Bridge!

SUGAR: Why you blaming me? Not my fauly she had to start with a "B".

COURTNEY: As Bridgette's friend, I do applaud that she is playing it socially and working hard. However, I do criticize her on playing with Topher. His heart is colder than Heather's.

MIKE: Or Mal.

JO: Sooner the lady's man leaves, the better everyone's chances are.

BRODY: What about Dawn's game?

JO: Dawn? Don't make me laugh. She is making the same mistake she did last time and that was openly going after somebody. She needs to learn that you need to be ruthless and she isn't.

DUNCAN: If you look at Dawn, you are looking at the first person out of the merge unless she wins immunity. And i don't see that happening.

ALEJANDRO: Duncan, if you want to look at first merge boots, Rodney is an excellent choice. He has no clear alliance, no allies, and I haven't seen much of him. He is going out next or be in the finale as somebody who wastes a spot for who the jury would give the million two. To put it point-blank, Rodney isn't going to win. He is too emotional.

SUGAR: Ain't nobody more emotional than Shawn.

ALEJANDRO: Beg to differ.

ZOEY: Shawn is a sane person, Sugar, if you exclude his zombie conspiracy theories.

MIKE: If you ask me, Shawn is playing a good game. He is social, competive, and strategic. A good, all-rounded person.

GEOFF: Anybody here on Sierra?

DUNCAN: Girl is crazy, but she knows the game. The problem with her is that she is still on fan mode and not on competitor mode. She has all the tools in her arsenol, but she does not know how to use them properly.

GEOFF: I thought she uses a drill properly.

COURTNEY: Sierra was willing to kill Heather over a photoshop Alejandro did!

ALEJANDRO: Not my finest of works, but getting rid of an entire team was something that was my greatest work.

GEOFF: And lastly, we have Topher.

SUGAR: If anybody is going to win, it will be him.

MIKE: From a strategic standpoint, yes, Topher is playing the best. But this game also requires the social connections. Topher is alienating people he deems as the unpopular crowd and makes them know and feel like they are at the bottom.

NOAH: I felt good with him, unlike Dawn, and look where I ended up. Next to Duncan and Jo.

ZOEY: The jury is starting back up, Noah. And with the new jury twist, his actions of isolating people could be his downfall.

COURTNEY: Look at who is left. The former Eagles want Anne Maria to leave based on a few comments she made  about Rodney. First off, who can blame her? Secondly, once everyone realizes that Topher is going after Anne Maria, there goes his chances of winning.

BRODY: Noah, how do you think the head statue thingy will play out?

NOAH: In the right hands, very effectively. That head is a game changer. Whoever holds it controls the fate of everybody else. It just causes paranoia and if Dawn has it, she can use it to get rid of Topher.

GEOFF: To be clear here, if Dawn finds the statue...

NOAH: Topher will be the next one to get the toilet treatment.

JO: The statue is back? And I wasn't a part of it?

DUNCAN: That could have been a game changer.

JO: You think?

ZOEY: The problem with that is that Anne Maria has the clue. The Eagles just handed that to her, and she is tight with Topher. So unless Dawn can use her aura finding skills to find the idol, it is safe to say that Topher, Amy, or Anne Maria will get it.

COURTNEY: I think Shawn might find it. He has a good memory and I have seen him in every part of the island. There isn't a single place Shawn has been. If anyone will find it, it will be Shawn.

GEOFF: Anything else you want to add?

BRODY: Their silence is a definite, bro.

GEOFF: All right. That's it for this episode of Total Drama Aftermath. Brody and I will catch you dudes and dudettes after the season is over interviewing the final nine of Total! Drama! Wildclaw Island!