User blog comment:VeryUnknownFan/Holy crap. Mike SERIOUSLY WON?/@comment-29817311-20140328011505/@comment-1376932-20140328013549


 * Lightning's personality traits: Clueless, cocky, competitive, funny, helpful, hot-headed, sporty, trusting, unpredictable, unstrategic
 * Sierra's personality traits: Attached, caring, excitable, flirtatious, good memory, knowledgeable, lovesick, overemotional, strategic, tech-savvy

Now let's compare this to:


 * Mike's personality traits: Awkward, nice, hopeless romantic
 * Zoey's personality traits: Awkward, nice, hopeless romantic

Am I missing any more? Do "disgustingly offensive" or "embarrassingly dependent" count as personality traits, too?