Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island

Summary
The campers are all having one final get together before being sent home, however Chris offers the campers one final challenge: a race to find a suitcase containing one million of the long green. Their challenge is to locate the case that contains one million dollars and bring it back to the Dock of Shame. In addition, Owen chooses to give up the money he won in order to compete for the one million.

All 22 teens team up: Gwen pairs with Leshawna and Trent; Justin pairs up with Katie & Sadie; Bridgette and Geoff team up (kissing each other many times during the episode); Owen pairs up with Cody, Tyler and DJ; Lindsay and Beth join up with Ezekiel (as long as he is nice to them); Duncan pairs up with Courtney and Noah joins forces with Izzy and Eva. Heather is left without a partner (since no body trusts her), but she eventually teams up with Harold.

Owen, Cody, DJ and Tyler manage to get the case and even tie themselves together so none of them fight about who gets the case, but then Owen has to "take a dump." While they are taking a dump, Heather and Harold swipe the case. Harold makes a glider, but Heather back stabs him and takes the glider and the case for herself (only to have the whole glider fall apart in her hands). She then falls,head first, into a beaver dam and gets slapped by the beavers (Leshawna, Gwen and Trent run by, but they refuse to help her). The case floats down the river and is eaten by an alligator, Duncan wrestles the alligator and he and Courtney run for the Dock Of Shame. En route, Duncan sprains his ankle and Courtney leaves him beside (still promising to split the money with him). However, Izzy crushes Courtney after falling on top of her and snatches the case; Noah insults Duncan because Courtney left him behind, resulting in Duncan attacking Noah and snatching his pants. Justin gets annoyed with Katie & Sadie's constant fast talk and ditches them.

Meanwhile, Geoff and Bridgette are trying to find the case, but keep getting distracted by each other (leading to Geoff getting hurt many times). Eventually, they end up being chased by a moose. Izzy and Eva surrender the case to Justin after they are stunned by his gorgeous body. Meanwhile Courtney has discovered that the island is actually near civilization when she runs into a giant mirror wall. She then steals a hot air balloon from one of the crew.

Elsewhere, Justin is trampled by Owen, DJ, Tyler and Cody and they retrieve the case. They are then chased of a cliff by the bear, but fall into Courtney's clutches. Elsewhere Katie and Sadie have another fight and Heather is picked up by Harold. Courtney manages to ditch the boys and get the case, but she loses it when ambushed by the bear. Izzy meanwhile suits Noah and Eva up with paintball equipment and buckets so they can bring down Justin. All parties then gather near the Dock of Shame and all are fighting to retrieve the case. Eventually the case falls in the hands of Lindsay, but Justin swoops in on Chef's plane (after he used his looks to get the keys from Chef) and gets Lindsay to surrender the case. Izzy, Eva and Noah then show up and open fire on Justin, soaking him with water and Noah throws a fish at him (ruining his hair). Izzy then grabs the case and covers Justin's face with a bucket, but she is then intercepted by some other campers.

In a complete mix of events; Owen, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Trent, Gwen, Duncan, Beth, Lindsay, Geoff, Bridgette, LeShawna, Harold and DJ slide into the water with the case (which is then eaten by a shark). Chris then tells the fourteen campers the bad news: they all tied. So in order to break this tie, they will all have to return for season two. The campers all object, but Chris tells them about the fine print in their contracts. He then tells Ezekiel, Courtney, Katie, Sadie, Noah, Eva, Cody and Tyler that they have now lost all hope for winning, but they will be joining the cast on the side lines. Chris then tells the returning campers to report to an abandoned movie lot in two days. He then tells viewers to join in for "Total Drama Action." The episode then ends after showing some scenes from Total Drama Action.

Quotes

 * Chris: There were losers. (someone throws a toaster at him) Okay, lots of losers.


 * (in confessional) Owen: (referring to Izzy) How can you not love a woman who can barf like a guy and come back for more?


 * (in confessional) LeShawna: (referring to drawing a happy face on the back of Heather's bald head) Okay, you know you'd done the same thing if you were me. After all that girl did to the rest of us over the last eight weeks, she's lucky I didn't tattoo it on her head!


 * (in confessional) Courtney: (referring to a million dollar prize just announced) Okay, this just got interesting again.


 * Courtney: Ohhh, let's go get that million dollars! Yesss!! (kisses Duncan) Duncan: Looks like someone got their mojo back! Courtney: Shut up and follow me. We`ve got a suitcase to find! Duncan: Sir! Yes, sir!


 * Harold: Yeah, me and LeShawna are pretty tight. We'll probably move in togther when we're thirty. I'd have to ask my mom first. She'll probably give us the basement.


 * (in confessional) Duncan: (referring to Harold) What a doofus! That million is about to be in my pocket! Or in my duffle bag. I'm not really sure how much space a million dollars takes up.


 * (Eva pushes Tyler over) Izzy: (laughs) That was funny, you stupid guy.


 * Heather: (referring to team 2) You are bringing home school along but not ME?! Lindsay: Uh huh!


 * (in confessional) Heather: (while using mirrors to see happy face drawn on the back of her head) I am so glad this whole thing is over. I haven't wanted to get away from a group of people this badly since my Calculus teacher made me join the Mathletes for extra credit.


 * (in confessional) Noah: Okay, is it me or is Izzy just one crazy bird?


 * (Lindsay, Beth and Ezekiel walk under a tree with the million dollar suitcase tied to it) Lindsay: One time, I saw this great dress online. Beth: Nice. (Ezekiel sees the case) Ezekiel: Hey, isn't that... Beth: Give us some girl time. (They walk away. Next, Bridgette and Geoff arrive, make out under the case and walk away) Chris: (From helicopter) OK, this is ridiculous!


 * (in Confessional) Justin: (About Katie and Sadie) I am going to lose it. Seriously, If I have to hang around these two for much longer, I'll throw myself off a cliff.


 * Trent: Did you just give away all of our secret information to Justin? LeShawna and Gwen: Uh-huh. Trent: Just checking.


 * Owen: (to Cody, Tyler and DJ) Uhhh, guys, I kinda have to go. DJ: So turn around and take a whizz! We're all dudes here. Owen: No, not number one. (farts) Number poo! Cody, Tyler and DJ :Ooooooh! DJ: Go in the woods! Just be sure and put some serious distance between you and us! Tyler: We'll wait for you over here. (Owen begins walking towards the woods, dragging Tyler, DJ and Cody with him since they're tied together) DJ: You're supposed to untie yourself first! (Owen fiddles with the rope but it doesn't come undone) Owen: I'm trying but it won't come undone! DJ: (looks at Cody) Where'd you learn how to tie these knots? The army? Cody: Actually, it was a special after school program... DJ: (looks at Owen) And you! Why didn't you go before we tied ourselves together? Owen: Why?! I didn't need to go then! Guys this is serious!!! DJ: (Looks down with resignation) I guess you're just gonna hafta... go... (They all back up until Owen's behind a bush, he squats down so all that is seen is his head and the sound of him sliding down his pants) Owen: What am I supposed to wipe with, bark?!


 * Heather: (stuck head first in beaver dam) Noooo! That was a million dollars, you stupid beavers! (beavers start beating on Heather's head)


 * Courtney: What?! That alligator just stole our briefcase!! Duncan: What are alligators doing in Muskoka? (cut to Chris watching on a monitor with Chef) Chris: (to Chef) Hmmm, alligators your idea? (Chef nods and Chris laughs) Good one!


 * Duncan: (referring to alligator he just wrestled for suitcase) Ha! I've had tougher girlfriends than him...and uglier.


 * Noah: So, your girlfriend turned on you, huh? Hate to see that happen. Bet you feel like a loser about now, huh? Less of a man. Duncan: (to Noah) Enough of a man to  take you head off, geek! (rips off Noah's pants and Noah, in boxers, runs off)  Noah: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


 * Coutney: No one is stealing the money that I stole! Duncan: I love that woman.


 * Heather: (stuck in beaver dam) Help, guys!! Get me out of here! Trent: (to Gwen and LeShawna) Should we help her? (a brief pause and all three laugh) LeShawna: (as they run off) That's a good one.


 * Eva: You run like a girl. Noah: Forgot my 'roids back at the gym.


 * Izzy: I'm thinking of changing my name, yeah, to "Kaleidoscope". Isn't that pretty? You can call me "E-Scope" for short.


 * Noah: Justin, the anti-me! So we meet again. Izzy: Whatever you guys do, don't look him in his eyes. He has powers! Justin: Give me the case. Izzy: Back off, really hot guy! Justin: I didn't want to have to do this, but you give me no choice. (Takes off shirt) Noah: Izzy, don't fall for it. Look away! Izzy: I can't. He's too... beautiful!(Gives case over, as Noah tries to grab it, who is then tripped by Eva.) Eva: He's so pretty, he deserves it... Justin: Thanks. (winks) (In Confessional) Justin: Do I think that I ride on my good looks, that I use them to my advantage? Do I think being really, really ridiculously good looking has given me the upper hand in life? (laughs) Duh! Izzy: (Blushes, then stops) What happened? Where's the case? Noah: You just handed it to a male model.


 * Izzy: E-Scope is not going to let him get away with this no matter how hot he is! Come on! Eva: Yeah! We'll crush his skull. Noah: A little too far. Eva: Sorry...


 * (Courtney pulls down the hot air balloon with Phil the stunt guy in it) Phil: (Into walkie-talkie) Ah...Chris, we have a situation here! Chris: BAIL, PHIL! BAIL!


 * Heather: (to Harold) You know what? So far today, I've been thrown off a cliff by you, attacked by beavers, left to die and I lost one million dollars which I'm hoping to get back so I really don't have time for your Haroldness right now, ok?


 * Harold: Do you think we'll be friends when this is all over? Heather: Definitely. (looks at the camera and shakes her head with an awkward expression on her face)


 * Cody: (to Justin) Look, the paparazzi! (Justin turns away and the guys ambush him and take back the case)


 * Owen: (seeing a bear walk up to him) Oh, I bet it's Izzy in there. (opens bear's mouth) Izzy, can you hear me? (bear roars) It's not Izzy!


 * DJ: (hanging from the hot air balloon, tied to Tyler, Cody, and Owen) You wouldn't let us fall to our deaths?! Courtney: Oh, yes I would! I don't even like you very much!


 * Courtney (fighting off DJ, Cody, Tyler and Owen on a hot air balloon from getting the million dollar suitcase while Duncan is being chased by a moose) Whoo-hoo! Go get him, honey! Duncan: I'm coming for you next, sweetheart!


 * Bridgette: I'm so sorry I knocked you off the cliff. Geoff: No worries. It was a pretty soft rock.

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 * (in the confessional) Geoff: Bridgette is really amazing. She's so sweet and pretty and down to earth. I'm afraid she's going to accidentally kill me by the end of the day.
 * Chris: (notices Justin about to jump out of the airplane) Now, how the heck did he get the keys to the plane? (Camera points to Chef holding an autographed headshot of Justin, hides picture behind his back) Chef: Uh, I don't know. Justin: (In confessional, smiles, and shoots a pointing gesture to the audience, rock guitar note is heard)


 * Duncan: I didn't agree to season two. Chris: Actually, you did. It's called the fine print. Read it, live it, love it. Gwen: I hate the fine print!


 * Harold: (in the confessional) Another season? Sweet. Another chance to showcase my mad skills. Hyahh! (hits the side of the stall) OW! Ho-ho! Aw! Right on the funny bone! Ha-ha! Oh!

Trivia and Goofs

 * Heather still has a bald head as of this episode, but her wig does not appear and her head is round as apposed to the flat dome she had the previous episode.


 * Goof: When Bridgette accidentally knocks over Geoff, he gets a bump on his head. However, when they are running to the ladder, its gone. This could be viewed as a one-off joke, though.


 * This is the second time Sadie and Katie are in a argument. The first time was in The Sucky Outdoors.


 * Goof: When Courtney kisses Duncan and he widens his eyes in happiness, his unibrow is suddenly two eyebrows.


 * Owen and Izzy act like they never had a relationship, even though they were kissing at the end of the last episode.
 * NOTE: According to the website, Izzy's personality causes her to "like a guy one minute, and be ready to throw him off a cliff the next". As a result, it is possible that Izzy had suddenly gotten over Owen. Owen may have also gotten so excited that he forgot that he and Izzy were a couple.


 * When Izzy and Owen are dancing, Izzy in doing the same moves as she did with her snake dance.


 * After this episode, the only two campers to never being seen in the confessional stall are Ezekiel and Tyler.


 * This is the third episode where Izzy is seen the the confession booth.


 * Izzy renames herself E-Scope which is short for Kaleidoscope, which is what she would want to change her name to if she won the million dollars (it's unknown if this name will be permanent for the upcoming season).


 * Chris says at the beginning of the episode that everyone will get their stuff back, thus explaining what happened to all the luggage that a number of campers did not bring their stuff to the dock of shame.


 * LeShawna rejects Harold after admitting his elimination was a emotional moment but they may either get back together or Heather will fight her for him in TDA.


 * Goof: Justin's parachute falls and covers Ezekiel (hence why he was unable to make it to the dock), however in the next scene he is walking away and it is still attached to him without Ezekiel


 * Goof: Right before the diving board falls, Owen, DJ, Cody, and Tyler are seen still tied together, but after it falls, the rope is suddenly gone, and the 4 are separated. Seeing as the rope had held all 4 up when hanging over the cliff edge, it seems unlikely that the rope would have broken then (or since they fell downward, they may have just fallen out).


 * Heather opens up to Harold after pointing out that her meanness is the cause to her lack of friends.
 * Harold assumes Heather was either "fat and pimply" when she was younger, or that her parents were divorced as a means of explaining why Heather is who she is today. However, it is shown that Heather's parents are still together in the video they made out to her (though they could have been divorced in the past and remarried since, or merely got together briefly to make the video). On the Total Drama Island Interactive website, Heather's profile claims that her brother told the producers that she was fat and pimply.


 * Owen doesn't keep his prize money due to taking on the $1,000,000 challenge.


 * It's revealed in this episode that the island is actually not a deserted island (Chris and Chef just used mirrors to keep the campers away from civilization), this contradicts other episodes, where maps of the island are shown and the campers actually cycle around the entire place.


 * The teams in this challenge were:
 * Team 1: Gwen, LeShawna and Trent.
 * Team 2: Beth, Ezekiel and Lindsay.
 * Team 3: Eva, Izzy and Noah.
 * Team 4: Courtney and Duncan (Courtney ditches him after he sprains his ankle).
 * Team 5: Cody, DJ, Owen and Tyler.
 * Team 6: Heather and Harold.
 * Team 7: Justin, Katie and Sadie (Justin ditches them for being too annoying).
 * Team 8: Bridgette and Geoff.


 * The truck driver's design was DJ's prototype design.


 * Harold, Izzy, Lindsay and Beth are the only ones who seem happy to be in season 2.
 * Katie and Sadie are also happy, even though they aren't competing.


 * Running Gag: Geoff and Bridgette making out.


 * At the end, Chris announces that the fourteen campers who made it to the dock of shame first would appear in season two. The campers are:
 * Beth
 * Bridgette
 * DJ
 * Duncan
 * Geoff
 * Gwen
 * Heather
 * Harold
 * Izzy
 * Justin
 * LeShawna
 * Lindsay
 * Owen
 * Trent


 * On www.total drama action.com,they said that Courtney made it to season 2. However, this episode implies that Courtney doesn't make to season 2 (unless there is a twist to throw off viewers).


 * This marks the first time, since the pilot episode, where we see Justin talk (and he is one of the campers with the most dialogue).


 * The only campers who weren't in the confessional for this episode were Bridgette, DJ, Ezekiel, Tyler, Beth, Gwen and Cody.
 * Ezekiel was the first to spot the suitcase but Lindsay and Beth wanted some girl time so he left it alone. (Maybe a reference to him being the first to be voted off)


 * In this episode, we see some of Gwen's friends from back home in photos.


 * Gwen's friends bear some resemblance to a group of goths that were seen in the 6teen episode "Lights Out."


 * In this episode, we learn Owen is the youngest of three brothers.


 * Owen's assumption that the Bear is just Izzy in a suit references "The Sucky Outdoors."


 * The prototype character model of Duncan appears as a character for the third time in this episode. His first apperance was in The Sucky Outdoors as the pizza guy, the second time in Who Can You Trust? as a stunt double, and now this time as a cameraman named Phil.


 * This episode showcases some of Chris's upgraded facial expressions at the end of the episode while he is telling the losers the bad news.


 * Clues for finding the suitcase:
 * 1) It's just hanging (tied to a tree branch).
 * 2) It is wet (in the water).
 * 3) It is somewhere beautiful (with Justin).


 * In this episode, the cliff from the episodes "The Not So Great Outdoors Part 2" and "Are We There Yeti?" is featured once again.


 * This is the first time Justin and Noah are seen in the confessional (Eva was seen earlier, but it was footage from that Chris showed and only a portion of her face was seen).


 * Goof: Cody, Tyler, Katie, Sadie and Courtney all fall into the tub of green jelly (thus they are unable to make it to the dock in time). However when they finally arrive at the dock, they don't appear to be wet at all.


 * Izzy makes another reference to dating Justin, as she informs Eva not to look into his eyes for he "has powers".


 * The episode title and plot is a reference to the 1963 comedy movie: "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" and the 2001 comedy movie "Rat Race," which both are about a group of strangers who set out in pursuit of a large quantity of money secretly hidden in a nearby city.


 * It's also revealed that Courtney loses her lawsuit for "unfair termination."


 * The restaurant who's drive-thru we see when Courtney scales the wall bears a strong resemblance to Harvey's, a nationwide burger chain in Canada.


 * The chain of events that led to 14 campers in the water was: Cody, Tyler, Katie, Sadie, and Courtney falling into jell-o and Owen, DJ, Leshawna, Geoff, and Bridgette sliding down on the diving board. Duncan is riding a moose and the same time chasing Gwen, Trent, Beth, Izzy,and Lindsay. The diving board drags along Justin's parachute. Duncan gets shot of the moose and they all hit Harold who is helping Heather out of the water.


 * This is the first time since the first episode that Justin talks.


 * This is the ninth time Lindsay gets a camper's name wrong; ironically, it's the camper whose name she's consistently gotten correctly throughout the series: Heather. Lindsay calls her "Hannah" instead, though this may or may not be on purpose, as Lindsay has learned from her experiences from Heather in the past to avoid her.


 * This episode is currently airing on Teletoon's website.


 * Courtney, long after the events of Phobia Factor in which her fear of green jell-o was made apparent (and was too afraid to conquer her fear by diving into a pool of it) ended up having to fall into said pool anyway, twenty episodes afterwards, but whether she's still afraid of green jell-o or not is unknown.


 * A portion of Justin's confession when he admitted that he uses his looks to his advantage (really, really, ridiculously good-looking) is actually a line from the movie Zoolander


 * Justin is a lot more devious in this episode; this may be due to the fact he got voted off so early in Not Quite Famous


 * When Tyler was apparently drowning in the beginning of the episode, DJ went in to save him. But DJ's supposed to be afraid of water. However, DJ may have ignored his fear to help his team (or he conquered his fear of water).


 * The snake with Bunny inside it no longer has it in his stomach.
 * The moose from X-treme Torture is seen chasing most of the campers.


 * Shockingling, Cartoon Network Didn`t edit ANYTHING on this episode. This could be owed to its later time slot (9:00 pm), and the fact that it was a special.


 * The collossal one million dollar check noticably changes size; when it first appears, it blots out the sun and the top of it seems a good couple of hundred feet above the ground. The second time Chris says "ONE... MILLION... DOLLARS!", the top of it only seems to hit about fifty, judging by Courtney, Duncan, Lindsay, Beth and the palm tree's close proximity to it.


 * Tyler reaches new heights (or depths) of physical ineptitude in this episode.
 * This episode takes 1 hour but quite a special TV movie.
 * Eva seems to have taken anger management classes because she is alot tamer in this episode except for when she says she wants to crush Justin's skull. But, she apologises when Noah says that it was a little harsh.