Alien Resurr-eggtion

'''Campers must retrieve alien eggs and return them to the trailers while being hunted by Mama Alien (Chef Hatchet). Owen is having trouble with a stomach full of styrofoam and saw dust, Trent's relationship with Gwen is strained as she and Duncan start to have more in common and Bridgette and Geoff's relationship is causing problems for the other contestants. One camper (or two) is getting eliminated.'''

Recap
The campers are eating breakfast while Chris comes in and explains the challenge. Chris says the challenge is to find alien eggs based on the science fiction film "Alien Crunch", then bring them back to the trailers. He also says Chef will be playing the role of Mama Alien and will be hunting them. Trent meanwhile is having trouble with his relationship with Gwen as she and Duncan happily chat about alien movies. Owen is also having some digestive problems after eating the saw dust and styrofoam from the previous challenge. The campers are then sent into a sci fi set and split into groups. Gwen and Trent partner with Duncan and DJ, while Justin, Lindsay, Beth and LeShawna partner up. Bridgette and Geoff partner up and continue to make out. The rest of the campers are grouped together.

The teams all split and search for the eggs, but they are having much trouble with Bridgette and Geoff making too much noise while making out. Bridgette and Geoff try to partner up with Gwen's team, but Duncan shoos them away (since make out couples usually go first in alien movies. Meanwhile Chef Hatchet dressed as an alien is hunting them with paintball guns filled with green paint (alien slime).  Chef begins his attack on one group and Harold is shot and eliminated first.  Owen then feels a major amount of gas come up and begs Chef to eliminate him so he can go to the bathroom, to which Chef agrees.  Izzy stays behind to hold off Chef while Heather makes a run for it.  Chef and Izzy cast aside their little guns and fight with large paint cannons. Though Izzy fights hard, Chef eventually defeats her.  Heather is looking around when Chef ambushes and chases her (angry that she put Cocolax in one of his recipes).  Heather is shot and her wig falls off and through the holes in the floor.  Heather then is upset that her precious wig is lost forever. Geoff and Bridgette meanwhile are so busy making out that they don't notice Chef sneak up on them. They attempt to run, but are easily eliminated. In another part of the room, Justin, Beth, Lindsay and LeShawna wonder into a room, where Chef booby traps them by dumping a truck load of slime on them and eliminates all four of them at once.

Duncan, Gwen, Trent and DJ find the eggs and prepare to make a run for it; but Chef attacks and DJ is shot. Duncan, Gwen and Trent make it out of the room with the eggs, but Chris (playing the role of the military) drops some slime bombs on them. Trent and Gwen take cover, but Duncan is hit and eliminated. Trent then runs for the last surviving egg, but sees Gwen's lucky necklace about to fall in a sewer. After much thought, he saves the necklace just in time (which makes Gwen happy). He then gets the the last egg and he and Gwen (who also has an alien egg) win the challenge. Which forces he and Gwen to pick their opposing teams.

Chris then says there will be an elimination ceremony and two people will be kicked off (because he's in a two mood). At the elimination ceremony, the campers cast their votes and voting machines. Bridgette and Geoff are voted off in a double elimination for making out the whole time. They continue to make out as they walk to the Lam-o-sine.

Quotes

 * Owen: (in the confessional) My, uh, plumbing's been clogged ever since I ate all those fake food products. Pressure build up's killing me! (constipating)  C'mon colon!  Don't fail me now! (releases a minor fart)  Oh!  I hear bells!


 * Chris: Welcome to day two of Total! Drama!  Action! (claps clapboard slate) Duncan: Are you going to do that everytime? Chris: Yes.  Yes, I will. Duncan: (shrugs) Alright then.


 * Chef: (after being covered in green slime by Chris) I hate my life.


 * Izzy: Hey, follow me! I know aliens.  Uh-huh.  I've been abducted loads of times.  There's a tracking device in my neck.  See! Harold: Does it hurt? Izzy: Only when I hiccup.  (hiccups and receives a minor shock) Ow.


 * Beth: (in the confessional with Lindsay) Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn't mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says 'You can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice.' Lindsay: That is so deep!


 * Owen: Don't worry Izzy, I'll protect you. (puts arm around Izzy only for Izzy to take him over) Izzy: Ahem.  It's "Kaleidoscope."  "E-Scope" for short. Owen: (afraid, salutes) Yes sir, "E-Scope" sir!


 * Duncan: (sees Geoff and Bridgette making out during the challenge, rolls eyes) Ah, nice. Don't you two ever get sick of sucking face? Geoff and Bridgette: (continuing to make out, oblivious that someone's there) Owen: I'm thinking that's a no.


 * Heather: Let's get out of here! Justin: Which way do we go? Lindsay: North is nice, but east is least. West is best! Leshawna: Can't argue with that.  Wouldn't even know how to.


 * Duncan: (in the confessional) In any alien flick, the kissing couple's always the first to go. There's no way Romeo and Juliet are are going to ruin my chances at a million big ones.  Uh-uh.


 * Heather: Everyone, snap out of it! If we don't play it together, we are going to lose this challenge.  Now who is with me? Owen: Uh, it's hard to say.  Um, does being "with you" imply some sort of an alliance? Izzy: 'Cause we don't like you. Heather: Okay, okay.  Forget being with me.  Who's willing to walk beside me, in mutual pursuit of our goals with no commitment of any kind? Owen: I can agree to that. Harold: Count me in.


 * Owen: (bowel movement noise) Ah! It's time! (runs over to Alien Chef)  Take me out, I beg you!  It's an emergency! Chef: (pauses for a moment before shooting Owen) Owen: Oh thank you!  Ha-ho!  Thank you!  (stars running past others, farting with each step) Make way!  Coming through! Geoff: (is making out with Bridgette when Owen runs and farts pass them, causing him to drop Bridgette due to being overwhelmed by the smell)


 * Izzy: If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, haha, I can handle a bald, emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume. Chef: Who're you calling a cook?!


 * Heather: (in the confessional) Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything!  Lotions, lasers, traditional burmese medicine. (drinks burmese medicine)  GAH!  Loser shaman! (throws away mug)


 * Lindsay: Um, how did we get here? Justin: (sarcastic tone) Ah-heh. If we knew, we wouldn't be lost. Lindsay: You are so smart, Justin.  And gorgeous! Leshawna: What a knock out! Beth: Totally gorgeous!


 * Justin: (covered in slime) Ooo, feels so good. Beth: (enchanted at the sight of Justin) Looks even better!


 * Beth: (in the confessional) You know what, models are people too! We stare at them, but they've got feelings just like the rest of us.  They've got hopes and dreams.  (gets all giddy)  My dream is to marry Justin!  My mom says if I concentrate really hard, one day all of my dreams will come true!


 * Trent: (in the confessional) Duncan is always acting like such a tough guy. "Ooo, you got a mohawk."  "Oh, you're so tough, bud."  Yeah, hairspray's really manly.  I love seeing Gwen stick it to Duncan.  She's so awesome, I'd do anything for her.


 * Gwen: (in the confessional) I know this is going to sound really girly, but I was seriously touched when Trent chose my necklace over the egg. Most guys would've gone for the win.


 * Chris: After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling Guilded Chris ceremony yet-- (the cast gasps) Yes, you heard me.  I said, "Two!"  I'm liking the twos today.  Must be Twos-day!  (cricket noise)  Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show.


 * Chris: It's time to cast your votes. Under your seats you'll find your voting devices.  Just press the button of the person you want voted off.  Oh, and no peeking!  Or it's "Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, hey-hey-hey, good bye!"  He-Ha-Ha!


 * Bridgette: (after being voted off with Geoff) But... but I thought everyone liked us. Duncan: "Liked" being the operative word.


 * Chris: (to Geoff and Bridgette) Any final words? Bridgette and Geoff: (they make out to the continued disbelief of the other cast members) Duncan: Could you order a room already! Lindsay: The cutest couple ever!


 * Chris: Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever answer to her actual name?  Will Owen finally get some lunch? Owen: Thank you!

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first double elimination of the entire Total Drama series.


 * This entire episode is a parody of the movie, Alien. The title of the episode also parodies the name of the fourth Alien move, Alien Resurrection.


 * Chris may have made it a two elimination ceremony because he greatly suspected that the campers would vote for Geoff or Bridgette (as they had been a problem from day one) and he knew neither would be able to work well without the other.


 * Even though Gwen is wearing her lucky necklace, it's never seen on her neck.


 * Duncan states that the kissing couple is always the first to go in any alien flick. However, Geoff and Bridgette were not the first to be taken out of the challenge.   Chef shot Harold, Owen and Izzy before them.


 * Votes will be conducted on the spot this season using electronic voting devices during the Guilded Chris ceremony. This is likely to prevent tempering like when Harold switched the votes in Basic Straining.