User blog:Bigez620/"Jersey" - By BBKT Remixes

Parody of: Paris Note: This song has materials from Jersey Shore. I you don't feel comfortable reading this song, I suggest you choose another. Bigez620

Snooki: I love Jersey in the springtime! Then, Miami in the fall! Emilio: That's great, Nicole babe! Go ahead! Snooki: It's a great time for love in the summa! But now, it's time for Karma! 'Cause... My boy screwed things up and f****d my life and made it worse and then, cheated bad and lied to me on the phone and made me sad, and then, joked! Yo, my peeps! Don't ever trust a juice head! Yo, my peeps! He wouldn't sleep in my bed! Yo, my peeps! They will-! Screw things up and f*** your life and make it worse and then, cheat you bad and lie to you on the phone and make you sad, and then, joke! Emilio: Snooks! I was joking! Pauly D: Yo, my bro! I think it's time for GTL! Mike "The Situation": Um, yeah, my bro, I don't want to hear them yell. Snooki: Yo, my peeps! He was totes the sweetest kid! J Woww: Dude, stop dialing her! Emilio: Oh shut up! Snooki: And he's a piece of s**t! If you fall in love with a boy back at home, and then have a party in Miami, and have a few gin and tonics, and then cheat on him with a boy Vinny, and try to make up for it since you we're tipsy, he will still- Yo, cheat on his girlfriend! Yo, be a big jerk off! And, the boyfriend doesn't even fist pump! Angelina: Can't we all just go out to the club? Come on guidos!