User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama Survival: Episode 7 - Extravagansarama

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Total Drama Survival - Episode 7: Extravaganzarama!
Remaining Contestants

Daring Deer - Ellie, Luca, Ally, Alec, Carmen, Emma, Pete (7/8)

Malevolent Mongoose - Robert, Kimberley, Ruby, Tasha, Jamie (5/8)



Chris: Last time on Total Drama Survival!

A LOT went on. The challenge was a mini-Olympics, the three challenges were Tug of War, Track and Wrestling. Emma found out that Pete hard a certain thing for a certain someone, the certain someone being Camren’s special someone – Ellie, who is none the wiser to at least one of those people *cough* Carmen *cough*. Anywho, Luca reluctantly decided to be Carmen’s wingman. Esther started to get on the nerves of Ruby and Tasha. Ally tried to work her magic on Alec. Jamie and Robert decided to help each other whilst they still have a chance. Jamie got a beating by an annoyed Esther. Esther went home after Jamie Robert and Kimberley voted for her. And, I think that’s it. What will happen, will any of the newly formed alliances keep up? Your guess is as good as mine. Find out next episode on Total...Drama...Survival!



It was a sunny July’s morning. Robert and Jamie were out on the fields running, Jamie was sweating and tired, Robert however was fully energized and wide-awake.

Jamie: *panting*

Robert: Come on Jamie, a 2K jog and a sprint up a hill and you’re already tired! We’ve barely scratched the surface. If you want us two to be in an alliance, you have got to pick up the pace.

Jamie: Sure.

'''Jamie (in Confessional): *Dabbing makeup on his black eye* I really want this alliance with Robert and I to work, but 2K jog’s and a sprint up a hill, in the scorching summer sun, and he expects me not to be sweating! I’m not a pro-athlete like him. I’m a model, I need at least 8 hours of sleep or I won’t have enough powder to conceal this black-eye. It’s already spreading!'''

Carmen and Luca are talking in the middle of the cabin talking about Ellie.

Carmen: So, wondering why Ellie isn’t noticing me is bad?

Luca: Yeah, you just gotta go with the flow! Don’t notice Ellie, Ellie has to notice you. And also don’t mascarade yourself as anybody else; if you want Ellie to like you she has to like you for you.

Carmen: Wow man, deep.

Pete from the other end of the cabin is rolling his eyes and continues writing in his diary.

'''Pete (in Confessional): They didn’t even ask me if I was okay with them talking about Ellie. They are so insensitive. If I was Carmen or even Luca I would be throwing my mouth around like that.'''

From the top bunk, Alec look s underneath to see what Pete is writing.

Alec: Wacha doing?

Pete: Are you always this annoying?

Alec: No, I just wanted to see if you were okay.

Pete: I just want to be with myself with this diary, can you please let me have that?!

Alec: You know what Pete. When I was twelve I was diagnosed with depression, I felt so sad I couldn’t and didn’t want to do anything. But when I opened up to people and let them go through this with me, I felt so much better! Ever since, I’ve felt amazing. Pete, I’m just saying once you talk about whatever’s going on, you’ll feel better!

Pete: Are you saying I’m depressed?

Alec: No, I’m just...

Pete punches Alec.

'''Pete (in Confessional): The nerve of that guy! He needs to get a life.'''

Alec (in Confessional): At least I tried.

Luca and Carmen are still talking, Luca spots Ellie outside of the window.

Luca: Look! Look! I think I see Ellie. Go work your magic Big C.

Carmen: Sure.

Carmen walks out of the cabin door and into the woods. He meets Ellie.

Carmen: Hi Ellie!

Ellie: *downbeat* Oh, hi Carmen. What are you doing out?

Carmen: Just standing around. Not obsessing over you, obvs.

Ellie: Why are you?

Carmen: See you around babe.

Carmen walks back into the cabin. So does Ellie.

Emma: Are you okay Ellie.

Ellie: Yea, sure.

Emma: Have you seen any cool boys around?

Ellie: *sighs*. I am just done with boys, they are so evil they use you and then...argh! I’m just done. Any boy that comes to me will regret it. Did that’s seem evil, sorry.

Emma: Not at all sweetie.

'''Emma (in Confessional): This is perfect. My blackmail against Pete will become so much stronger. When he finds out that Ellie is against boys he’ll never even think about confessing. Which means since I’m the only one who knows his little secret, once Ellie finds out she’ll go berserk and eliminate him for me.'''

Ally: Don’t worry Ellie. Join me and I guarantee not a single boy will touch you.

Emma: Oh my gosh! In this crucial time period in Ellie’s life all you can care about is making an alliance? You should be ashamed of yourself. See Ellie, this is why you should stick with me, Ally is so mean.

Ellie: *to Ally* Why are you so mean to me!

Tasha, Ruby are staring at Kimberley angrily.

Tasha: *growls*

Kimberley: *growls*

Ruby: *growls*

Kimberley stands up and goes over to walk outside.

Tasha: Hey! You’re crossing our side.

Kimberley: Our side? Since when is there an, our side?

Tasha: Since you got your mangy little hands on Robert.

Ruby: Yea, so be a good girl Kimberley and stay in your corner.

Kimberley: *growls* I can’t wait till you get eliminated.

Tasha: Same here.

Kimberley, Tasha and Ruby (in Confessional): This competition will be so much better when she’s gone.



The campers exit each of their cabins and hear the P.A.

Chris: (Over P.A) Can all campers, report to the mess hall and get ready for a fun surprise! Alec (in Confessional): When Chris says surprise, you know nothing good can come of it.

                                                ***

The campers are in the mess hall. Robert accidently bumps into Kimberley.

Kimberley: Hi, Robert.

Robert: Hi, Kim. Whilst I was doing my 2K jog, I was thinking of you, and also for a handsome guy, Jamie sweats a lot.

Kimberley laughs. Emma and Ellie are sat around a table.

Ellie: What happened about that surprise Chris was talking about?

Emma: Chris is insane, darling. The surprise could be no surprise.

Ellie: (laughs) You are so funny.

'''Ally (in Confessional): That Ellie needs to wash her ears out; Emma just has the musk of evil. If she can’t see that how does she think she can win a competition like this? Wow.'''

Carried by several interns, Chris enters the mess hall, with Chef blowing some party-poopers. A confetti cabin explodes near Jamie, it goes in his hair.

Jamie: Oh come on! I just got my hair done.

Tasha: You should keep it; it matches your black eye.

Tasha and Ruby high-five.

Chris: Don’t you guys know what today is?

Ellie: Grilled Cheese day?

Luca: Tuesday?

Kimberley: My parent’s 10thwedding anniversary.

Everybody looks at Kimberley.

Kimberley: No seriously, I am missing an awesome party here.

Chris: Well you just wait, because today is my birthday, if you didn’t know that.

Ruby: I don’t think anyone knew that.

Chris: Seriously, but…it’s on my fan site, like everywhere on my fan site.

Ally: Why would anyone be looking at your fan site?

Chris: To find awesome Chris facts. Seriously, you guys are harshening my mellow. As today is my birthday, you’re guy’s challenge is my birthday party. You guy’s are going to be the head-lining act and do something that will impress me. I will decide what I like and what I do like. You got me, the winner wins immunity for this challenge. You better put up a good fight because everybody is going to be here, from my other shows Total Drama Super Slamdown; Global Takedown; and Champions. Now, I’m going to get prepared and sip on some hot chocolate with chili flakes, my second favorite drink, which you probably didn’t know!

Chris storms out with Chef and the interns.

'''Luca (in Confessional): Throw a party for Chris. Easy, Chris is an ego-maniac, all we have to do is cater to his selfish needs and we will easily win this challenge. Our team has 7 players there’s has 5, we’ve got the upper-hand.'''

We are with the Daring Deer who are in Chef’s kitchen.

Emma: Guys, I have concocted the perfect plan, we’re going to cook Chris’ favorite foods and have them for him to eat. He enjoys air go we win the challenge.

Pete: Yeah, but how will we know Chris’ favorite food.

Ellie: Well, we know that Chris likes hot chocolate with chili flakes, but…

Alec: Oooh, oooh! I know, when I went to film camp we watched all of Total Drama, I’ve still got the stupid boxset. But, there were some behind the scenes moments about Chef making all of Chris’ favorite foods. I can remember  pretty much all of them. I can write them down if you want.

Emma: Perfect, do it nerdy.

Luca (in Confessional): Finally, the nerd label is off my back.

'''Alec (in Confessional): Finally my week stay at film camp payed off, even though Total Drama isn’t a film but whatever. Finally, I’ve realized I didn’t waste seven days of my life watching Total Drama!'''

We are with the Malevolent Mongoose who are in the auditorium.

Tasha: We should totally do a short-skit about Chris’ ‘successful’ life.

Jamie: I’ll play Chris, we does love calling himself hot, so why not make him be played by a hot guy!

Robert: Kimberley and I can play his parents.

Kimberley blows a raspberry at Tasha, who screws a face.

Kimberley: Tasha can be Chef; she already is a grumpy old man.

Tasha screws a face.

Ruby: I’ll do the backdrops and the lights, I can make them tight and secure.

Robert: Okay then, mongoose on three, one, two, three!

Robert puts his hand in, Kimberley and Jamie do as well. Tasha and Ruby just sigh.

Emma, in charge of the deer, organizes.

Emma: So, Ally you are going to be in charge of the tomato juice and the hot chocolate, no fool, even of your caliber, could ever mess that up. Carmen and Ellie-

Pete mouths to Emma, what are you doing, Emma mouths back, just wait.

Emma: As I said, Carmen and Ellie are going to make pot roast. Alec is going to make pancakes with chocolate chips and blueberries. And, Luca is going to make grilled cheese with bacon bits. Alright, so like get prepared, you can find what you need in Chef’s fridge.

Luca: Won’t he find out and get really mad we raided his kitchen.

Emma: No, do you even know Chef?

'''Emma (in Confessional): Of course he will, but Luca doesn’t need to know, all he needs to know is that I have a challenge to win and a million dollar prize to get. Chef’s wrath can wait.'''

Ally: So what are you and Pete going to do?

Emma: Pete and I are going to go on a walk, right Pete.

Pete: Yes, yes.

Jamie, Kimberley and Robert are acting out the farewell scene.

Kimberley (Chris’ Mother): Oh my, it is so sad that we have to say farewell to our amazingly, adorable child. But, you have to pursue your dream of acting.

Robert (Chris’ Father): You’ve acted as the starring role in every school l play, failed every audition and forgotten your lines about 10 times but you are a star my son. Go do the maple leaf proud!

Jamie (Young Chris): Thank you, mother and father for accepting my dream to act on the silver screen. Since, I am so handsome and have so much charisma; I’ll defiantly make every role I audition for. Goodbye Toronto, hello Hollywood. Goodbye, Goodbye, Goodbye!

The lights dim down. Ruby is sat in the director’s scene and is looking down at her notes.

Ruby: Mmmh. Next time we work on more kissing up, Chris wants to feel good about himself and this is the way we can do it. Take 5. I’m going to work on the backdrop.

Emma comes into the scene wearing a black leotard, with matching black high-heels, Pete is wearing an expensive camouflage tracksuit.

Pete: Emma, this tracksuit is epic but its day. You and I will stick out like a sore-thumb.

Emma: Oh my precarious one, the sabotaging isn’t for now; we’re just sizing up our enemies and planning our attack. Tonight is when we strike. Just watch my little cherub.

'''Pete (in Confessional): Emma is evil, how are her and Ellie friends? Anywho, this tracksuit is epic, I hope Emma lets me keep it. Her parents must be rich or something.'''

Emma: I want that shirt back after the party by the way.

Pete sighs.

We are at the show; Blaineley and Josh are sat at a panel with Chris and Chef.

Josh: Hello reality TV world, we are here with the birthday boy – Chris McLean - and the chef, Chef!

Blaineley: But we don’t only have these guys, but we have all the characters from Total Drama Global Takedown; Slamdown; and Champions say hi guys! Enjoy this night because after this night of glitz and glam the characters still in the competition will be thrown right back into the harsh times they have had to settle with for who knows what!

Logan: Harsh? My team are in first class and we are planning to keep it that way.

The Soaring Eagles fist-bump.

Abbey: I can tell that this is going to be fun, but  I can also tell that somebody is going to die today.

Lorelei: It’s hard to tell she’s the smart one, oh wait, she’s not.

Jim: Lollipops, do you have to be so condescending and brutal all the time.

Lorelei: You’re one to talk.

James: I’ve never been happier, to not be part of the competition anymore. But don’t dissect that line Slasher; I’ll still kill you once you’re eliminated. Which better be quick, keep that in mind Chris.

Slasher: His threats, are so empty. I’m so lucky I’m on the opposite side to you, you’re Physco. You need to get help.

James: Shut up, Slasher, if that is your real name.

Blaineley: Chris, what are you looking for in the teams tonight?

Chris: Well Blaineley, I wanna be wowed and if these children don’t bring it, then one of them is getting the boot.

Josh: Chef?

Chef: I just wondering who raided my kitchen.

Luca hides behind the curtain.

Blaineley: First up are the Daring Deer with, ooh, something smells lovely here, mongoose’s bring it in guys.

The Deer come in with lots of food. Chris samples all of the food and smiles.

Chris: This is amazing. This is so much better than-

Chris looks over to Chef who is shooting daggers at him. He looks over.

Chef: Hey! Let me eat that.

Chef bites the grilled cheese and his smiles, a very wide smile.

Chef: Mama?

Josh: Okay, that’s okay. We don’t need that here.

Chef starts bawling his eyes out.

Josh: Okay, clean up on aisle *looks around* everywhere!

Nathan: I want to try, this can’t be as good as my cooking.

Sarah: Why are you so annoying?

Jessica: Yeah, back off Sarah.

Nathan: Yeah.

Sarah: Okay, that’s it.

Sarah attacks Jessica who looks condescendingly at Josh.

Jessica: You wouldn’t believe that we are in an alliance.

Logan, Candice, Eli, Nick and Sienna: What?

Sarah: You didn’t hear anything, idiots.

Sarah and Jessica continue fighting.

Blaineley: Okay, break it up kids. We still have one more team to see.

Dave: How long is this night going to last? This island is seriously disgusting and these seats are chaffing my butt.

Blaineley: Just wait, kid. Okay, here are the malevolent mongoose, with life of Chris!

Jono: A play? This is going to be good.

The Mongoose get their positions on the stage whilst Emma and Pete get ready.

Emma: Okay Pete, it’s time for some sabotage.

Pete: Sorry Emma, I don’t think I can do this. It’s against my morals.

Emma: Do it or Ellie will find out, and just as encouragement I heard her this morning, she said that she would kill any boy that comes anywhere near her.

Pete: *gulps* fine.

Robert (Chris’ Father) and Kimberley (Chris’ Mother): Farewell, our dearest sun! Show Hollywood you are amazing!

Skip 10 years ahead, in the play’s psyche.

Jamie (Chris): Hello sir, do you know where Camp Wawanakwa is?

Tasha (Chef): Of course, I love that island, I would pay anything for that island.

Jamie (Chris): Good thing nothing will happen to it. Are you the Chef I asked to construct my face?

Tasha (Chef): Yes, come and see, Chris Mclean.

They go to a giant Chris head, both the real and the fake Chris (Jamie) smile widely.

Jamie (Chris): This is amazing, I love it Chef Hatchet Jr. You have done me proud. I will cherish this, forever.

Emma is behind the backdrop and push it down, they instantly run away so they can’t be seen. The previous contestants gasp.

Jenna Mae: What a catastrophe!

Chris: My stage!

Ruby: What is going on?

Pete is on the top of the stage and untangles the lights and one large one falls on the Chris head, everyone starts laughing.

Chris: My face!

Sienna gets her camera and records this.

Sienna: This will make a great video!

Sienna looks over to Matt who is also recording.

Matt: Hey! This was my idea.

Sienna: It’s mine now!

Matt: *growls*

When Pete comes down to the wings, Emma high-fives him: Pete has a guilty look on his face.

Chris: For destroying my face and my stage, the Mongoose loose. Get to the elimination ceremony now!

The Elimination Ceremony. Chris looks downbeat.

Chris: It was all going well, until you destroyed my face! What is wrong with you?! The badges go to Robert, Kimberley and Jamie. Tasha nobody likes you and Ruby I thought you said that you can make the backdrops and lights secure, and now it has cost you. Goodbye Ruby! Ciao! Try and destroy another stage on the way.

Ruby: Shut up. It’s been a blast guys, thanks for voting me off suckers! Cya!

She boards the rollercoaster and flies off screaming.

Chris: Okay, see you later. On the other episode of TDS. Who will be eliminated next time. Will this team finally get some brains cells and will the other keep their numbers advantage. Your guess is as good as mine. See you till next week.

(Votes)

For Ruby:

Tasha:  She overestimated herself and that is something I cannot stand. Bye Felicia! 

Jamie: Her friend gave me a black eye, no thanks bye!

Robert: She did cost us the challenge.

For Kimberley:

Ruby: It’s what Tasha would’ve wanted.

For Tasha:

Kimberley: It’s just so hard not to.