User:Rainbowderp01/Phobia Factor (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The campers has their survival skills put to the test when they spent the entire night camping in the woods. Katie and Sadie's friendship was strained when Katie's sense of direction got them totally lost. Duncan's mad ghost-story telling skills freaked out the Killer Bass, [chuckles] and uh, Izzy played a prank on the Gophers by dressing up as a bear. Unfortunately, a real bear showed up and the Gophers spent the night up in a tree, which really sucked for them. Cody peed on his pants and then it rained. Basically, no one got any sleep last night. Ultimately, the Killer Bass were the ones on the chopping block, leaving Katie without a marshmallow. Yup, the challenge was rough, all right. And if I have anything to say about it, today's will be even more brutal. Luckily, I do. What fresh horror have we planned for our campers? Find out next on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Sadie: [crying]

Bridgette: Katie would want you to keep going.

Sadie: [continues crying]

Bridgette: [sighs] Come on. Let's go back and join the others. [grunts]

[creak]

Sadie: No! [crying] Katie! I miss you!

[boardwalk snaps]

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Sadie: [crying loudly]

Bridgette: It was a long goodbye.

Courtney: What do you guys want? Come by to rub it in?

Trent: We got you some extra dessert after out tuck shop party. Thought you might want some.

Courtney: So what? You're just being... Nice?

Gwen: Okay. Owen stank up our cabin and we need some time to air out.

Owen: [farts]

Trent: Eww. Dude.

Courtney: No! I mean, no thanks. I'm good.

Duncan: What, are you on a diet or something?

Courtney: No! I just don't like green jelly, okay?

DJ: Snake!

[splat]

Cody: Chill, dude. It's just a gummy worm.

DJ: Sorry for trippin'. Snakes just freak me out.

Tyler: I feel you. Chickens give me the creeps, dude.

Gwen: You're afraid of chickens?!

Duncan: [chuckles] Wow, that's... That's really lame, man.

Gwen: [confessional] So suddenly, everyone's having this big share-fest by the fire. Like Beth went on and on about how her mortal fear is being covered by bugs, Harold's afraid of ninjas, even Heather admitted she's afraid of sumo wrestlers. [real time] What's my worst fear? I guess being buried alive.

Lindsay: Walking through a minefield. In heels.

Owen: Flying, man. That's some crazy stuff.

Izzy: Hah. I would never go up in a plane. Never!

Geoff: I'm scared of hail. It's small but deadly, dude.

Bridgette: Being left alone in the woods.

Sadie: [sniffling] Bad haircuts.

Lindsay: Oh, okay. I change mine! That's so much scarier than a minefield!

Cody: Having to diffuse a time bomb under pressure.

Courtney: I'm not really afraid of anything.

Duncan: [coughs] Bologna.

Courtney: Oh, really. Well, what exactly is your phobia, Mr. Know-it-all?

[fire crackles]

Duncan: [groans] [quickly] C-Celine Dion music store standees.

Cody: Haha, ex-squeeze me? I didn't quite get that.

Trent: Dude, did you say Celine Dion music store standees?

Lindsay: Ooh, I love Celine Dion! What's a standee?

Trent: You know... That cardboard cutout thing that stands in the music store.

Duncan: Don't... Say it, dude!

Trent: Kinda like a life-sized, but flat Celine.

Courtney: So if we had a cardboard standee right now...

Duncan: Shut up! What about you guys?

Trent: Okay, well, I hate mimes. Like, a lot. All right, Courtney, youre afraid of something. Spit it out.

Courtney: Nope. Nothing.

Duncan: [snortles] That's not what she said last night.

Courtney: Duncan, did you ever consider that maybe I was just humoring you and your stupid story?

Duncan: Sure, sure, princess. Whatever floats your boat.

Courtney: Shut up!

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Chris: [whistles] Campers, your next challenge is a little game I like to call... Phobia Factor! Prepare to face... Your worst fears!

Leshawna: Worse than this?

Gwen: We're... In trouble.

Chris: Now for our first victims, Heather! Meet us all in the theater! It's... Sumo time!

Heather: [spits]

Cody, Lindsay, and Beth: [gasp]

Chris: Gwen. You, me, the beach. A few tons of sand.

Gwen: [gasps]

Lindsay: Wait, how did they know those were your worst fears?

Gwen: Ugh. Because we told them.

Trent: At the campfire last night.

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Gwen: What's my worst fear? I guess being buried alive.

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Lindsay: Wait. They were listening to us?

Gwen: It's a reality show, Einstein. They're always listening to us.

Lindsay: That's like... Eavesdropping!

Chris: Chef Hatchet! Didn't you have an order for Tyler here today?

[fryer sizzling]

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Tyler: [to DJ] Chickens give me the creeps, dude.

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[chomp]

[dramatic music]

[chicken clucks]

Tyler: [screams]

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DJ: [vomits]

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Gwen: [confessional] Beth went on about how her mortal fear is being covered by bugs.

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[squishing]

Cody, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna, Lindsay, and Owen: [cheering]

Chris: And Beth sets the bar way up there!

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