Dodgebrawl

'''The two teams participate in a grueling five round game of dodgeball with an unlikely hero determining the outcome. Another contestant leaves the island on the Boat of Losers.'''

Recap
The two teams are gathered in the main dining hall with many still showing the effects of the awakathon challenge. Chris thinks most of them must be hurting just as Harold, sporting a mustache someone drew on him while he was sleeping, enters followed by Gwen, who sags onto the nearest table. Meanwhile, Heather tells Beth and Lindsay more alliance rules, such as Heather is allowed to borrow anything Lindsay and Beth owns at any time. Chris tells the campers to tell them that the next challenge begins in ten minutes.

On what looks like a squash court with clear glass walls, the two teams gather with Duncan, looking half asleep, collapsing onto one of the bleacher rows. Chef, dressed as a referee, blows a whistle to silence the teams as Chris explains that the teams will be playing the game of dodgeball and goes over the rules. The Gophers have to sit out one person per game and Noah immediately volunteers to sit out with Gwen. Harold goes to throw a ball but it goes no more than a foot or two more than Master Crane. DJ and Katie manage to corner Cody, but, by rubbing the knuckleball on his sweater vest, he manages to use static electricity to guide the ball to them both. With Katie eliminated, the Gophers win the first game in a best three out of five. With an enraged Owen tossing the balls, the Gophers easily win the second game as well. Courtney, determined to win, wakes up a slumbering Duncan and tells him that if he doesn't play, he's guaranteed to be voted off next. Duncan agrees to play as long as everyone follows his lead. The Bass easily wins the next game and the Gophers, annoyed by Noah's sarcastic cheers, look to win the next game. Noticing Lindsay is missing, Heather goes to find her and discovers Lindsay cuddling with Tyler under the boat deck. For the final game, Harold, tired of sitting out, wants to play for the Bass but Courtney is dead set against it. The teams lose several members until it is down to Owen for the Gophers and Harold, who did wind up getting in the game, for the Bass(compliments of Geoff.). Owen tosses four balls at Harold and Harold, showing amazing reflexes, manages to duck them all. Courtney calls a time out and tells Harold he has to look to catch one of Owen's throws to win the game. Moments later, Owen tosses a powerful throw at Harold and it drives Harold hard into the glass wall but he hangs onto the ball and the Killer Bass win the game which makes him upset. Noah blames the loss on weak effort by his Gophers teammates but Heather and the others, noting Noah's total lack of participation, tell him to be quiet.

At the bonfire ceremony, marshmallows are given to Owen, Gwen, Cody, Trent, Heather, Beth, Justin, LeShawna, Izzy and finally Lindsay. Noah is voted off and calls out that he was the only one with any brains on the team but this statement falls on deaf ears for his former teammates. Leshawna insults Noah by calling him a disrespectful turkey, marking the start of her rivalry with Noah. Chris acknowledges it wasn't the most dramatic bonfire ceremony ever but figures it's ok since he still gets paid.

Quotes

 * Chris: Duncan! You look like crap, dude! Duncan: Stuff it. Courtney: Harold snored all night. Chris: Wow! Four nights with no sleep. How much are you hurting, dude? Duncan: Wanna find out? Chris: No, no, it's cool.


 * Heather: So, let's go over the rules one more time. Number one: I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two? Lindsay: Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance? Heather: Good. Number three: I can borrow any of your stuff without asking but my stuff is strictly off limits. Lindsay: I dunno about that last rule. Heather: That's cool. I can change it... I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me.


 * Duncan: Wake me up... and it'll be the last thing you do.


 * Courtney: This is all your fault, you know. You and your snoring face. Harold: It's called a medical condition, gosh!


 * Noah: (sarcastic tone) Throwing balls? Gee, another mentally challenging test. Lindsay: I know, right?


 * Chris: ...The first rule of dodgeball is- Noah: (Sarcastic) Don't talk about dodgeball?


 * Harold: Time to unleash my wicked skills. LeShawna: Yeah! Then bring it, string bean! Let's see what you got!


 * Harold: We can do this. We just have to believe in ourseleves. Courtney: Oh, I believe. I believe you suck!


 * Chris: (after a ball almost hits him) Hey! Watch the face, dude!


 * Tyler: Do you want to go for a walk? Lindsay: (in her head) Have to say no. Have to say no. Have to say no. (out loud) Okay.


 * Noah: Oh, sorry. (sarcastic) Woohoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go team, go.


 * Heather: Hey, it's 2-0. How does it feel to suck so much? Harold: Not very good. Courtney: It's not over yet. (under her breath) It's so over.


 * Duncan: Oh, and why should I help you, darling? Courtney: Because, I can personally guarantee you that if we lose this game, you'll be the one going home, darling.


 * Courtney: Where were you? Tyler: Nowhere. Courtney: You were with that blonde Gopher girl, weren't you? Tyler: No. Maybe. So? Courtney: So she could've been getting you to spill all of our weaknesses to her. (Lindsay is seen playing with her hands)


 * Chris: Gophers, Bass, let's send this sample to the lab and see what you're made of!


 * Noah: (snidely) Knock 'em out, throw 'em out, rah rah! (gets hit with the ball) Owwwh!! Heather: You're right. Sports aren't your forte.


 * Chris: Gophers, what happened? Noah: What can I say, weak effort. Gwen: Oh, shut it, Noah! Heather: You know, for once, I agree with her.


 * Harold: I guess I'm kind of a role model now that I won the dodge ball competition. People will probably all want my autograph when this show is over and stuff.


 * LeShawna: (to Noah) You need to learn a little thing called respect, turkey.


 * Chris: All right, so it wasn't the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever, but I still get paid. Bonus!

Cast

 * Note: Bridgette, Katie, Sadie, Izzy, Beth, Cody, Trent, Justin, and Chef Hatchet don't speak in this episode