User:Silverspark735/TDI silverspark's way

Beware: This may be too narcissistic for mortal eyes to read!

Seriously, if you can't bear someone acting like a conceited jerk, look away while you still reatin vestiges of sanity.

Ross (yes, that's my real name) was a camper (actually he was much more, but the writers toned him to for saftey purposes) on Total Drama Island. Below is his Total Drama Online form.

Name:

Ross

Describe your best quality:

I am my best quality. I'm so good at everything, that you could write several thousand books on my capabilities.

Faves (music, colour, food, movie)

Music: Anything that anyone likes

Colour: The whole colour spectrum

Food: A well balanced meal featuring all the essential vitamins, minerals and proteins

Movie: I have no time for those.

Describe your craziest dream.:

Oh man, where do I start?

Best memory from childhood?

The time in yr. 1 when I interupted the teacher during a lecture becuase I was correcting her. Somehow she saw this as rude and asked me rudely if I thought I should teach the class. Obviously I said yes and proceeded to teach the kids about algebraic equations and they all went home 150% smarter than before.

Most embarrasing moment fomr school?

Oh man, once I made I typo in one of my 26 page assignments! The horror...

Describe the first job you had?

Oh patenting the mind-reading helmet and the cloud generator at age 3. Gave those big-wig scientists a run for their money.

Ten years from now what are you doing?

Basking in my riches and fame and beauty and glory and intelligence and...

My dream date would be with ______ doing what?

It's more of the other way round, since I am so incredibly irresistable.

'''It's the last day on Earth. In five words or less, what would you do?'''

Stop it, reap in praise.

Ross, labelled the  Awesome Legendary Epic Master was a 'camper' on TDI and made it pretty darn far simply due to his awesomeness. How far do you ask? Read on...

To be continued eventually...