User blog:Shadowshroom/Total Drama Champions Ep. 16: 101 Ways to Die(Repost)

Sorry guys, I've been inactive for quite a while. Anyways, sorry for the repost, this is the finished version. Hope y'all enjoy! :)

Remaining Contestants:

Slasher, Colette, Angelina, Alec, Victoria, Mark (6/9)

Chris: Hey guys, welcome back! Last time we did a paintball challenge, what will we do today? Find out right here right now on Total..Drama..Champions!!

The scene sets immediately after Daisuke left, to which Colette is wiping the sweat off her forehead and Slasher is sneering creepily.

'''Conf. Slasher: Pff, that was easy, Mark and Colette are next. I might keep Mark in the game just for the sake of it, he's such a wimp, I will get him to eliminate Victoria and Angelina with me, Alec is just plain out dumb, they're all dumb.'''

Colette(shakily): H-hey, Mark. That w-was a close one, huh?

Mark: I don't know if I can trust you anymore, after all you did vote for me last time.

Colette: You can trust me, please! I need allies, I'm stuck in this hole!

Mark: More reasons for me to leave you goodbye Colette.

Conf. Colette: Geez, Mark didn't have to be so dramatic like that. Ugh, I'm in such a deep trouble now.

Chris: Contestants, contestants. Welcome to the second, uh I mean third night challenge of the season! As you know, Champion Island is sacred to the Ancient Battorians.

Angelina: Actually, yes that is true. In fact in college, I even-

Chris: Shut it, Angie. I don't want to hear your babbling while I'm giving out a history lesson.

Alec(sarcastic): Woowee, a history lesson, so excited.

Victoria chuckled teensily while Chris went on.

Chris: And yeah. About the challenge, there's two parts. There's something special about this challenge, the last person to get all the things needed for Part 1 will immediately be cut. And after the second part, winner will have immunity and there will be the typical Champion ceremony, any questions?

Mark: Nope.

Chris: Great, it's a diving in the great Winner's Lake. In the lake, there will be five objects hidden. It will be a broken lamp, a ship in a bottle, glasses with a broken lens, a gigantic pencil, and lastly um my coffee mug that I accidentally dropped in this morning.

Slasher: HA! What a loser!

Chris: Not as bad as you, huh, juvee kid. Now shush, you will put on this scuba gear, you have up to an hour to compete this, ready set go!

Colette and Mark dived, but Slasher went to talk with the rest of his teammates.

Slasher: OK, guys try to stick together. If you find something, we rock paper scissor for it, ok?

Alec: Sounds good to me.

Victoria(struck): Huh oh sure.

'''Conf. Alec: Victoria seems really nice, hey I'll even be a gentleman and give her my item if I find any.'''

'''Conf. Victoria: Alec is a nice guy, but maybe I don't want to start a relationship just yet. Maybe after the show.'''

Angelina: Eh, why not? Majority rules anyways, I'm in.

Slasher: Great, let's dive now.

The remaining now dived under the water.

Colette(through talker): Psst, hey Mark, can you hear me?

Mark: Yeah.

Colette: OK, great. We have to stick close together, if you find any item, you'll have to give it to me, alright?

Mark: Wait, I don't think that's the-

Mark was immediately cutted off with the notice of Slasher, Mark, Angelina, and Alec now.

Slasher: Ha, losers, prepare to get  a taste of Slasher Harold Mikey Annie Joseph Martins!

Alec(giggling): Ha, your middle name is Annie. What a loser.

Slasher(blushing): Hey man, I didn't decide.

Slasher immediately tried to slap Alec, but instead found a pencil.

Slasher: Huh, that was easy. Tata losers, you're on your own!

Angelina(scowling): That utter jerk!

''Alec waved to Angelina and Victoria, urging them to come with him. They went with him.''

Colette: Pff, who needs them, huh Mark? Mark? MARKKKKKKKKK??!

As Colette was making a pathetic excuse, Mark dived to find something of his own.

'''Conf. Mark: You know, maybe the others were right. Colette isn't a good person to stick with after all. She isn't quite popular, and she's basically the next person out.'''

Colette: Hey Mark! What did you think of leaving me behind?

Mark: You aren't reliable anymore Colette. I'm through!

Colette: Oh we'll see about that!

Chris(over the water): And Slasher, Victoria, and Angelina completed the challenge! Who will get the final two items, the lamp and the ship in the bottle?

'''Conf. Alec: Great, I had to give up my humbleness and my greatness for a couple of ladies, and because of that, I'm probably gonna go home tonight. UGHHH. Unless....'''

Mark: OK, no time for arguing now Colette. We have to make it up to the surface now.

Colette(cunning): Great idea Mark.

Colette spots the ship in a bottle just a couple meters away from her.

Colette: Hey tell you what. How about you search over there (points to sunken ship), and I search over there.

Mark: I don't know if I can trust you, fine I'll give you one more chance.

Colette immediately picks up the ship and heads toward the surface.

Mark: Tada! I found the lantern! Yoohoo, hey Colette? Colette?!

Chris(above surface): And Colette gets the second to last item!

Mark(shocked): I KNEW IT! I knew I couldn't have trusted that woman! Ugh, she's so gonna pay.

Mark starts to swim up when all of a sudden he gets tackled by Alec.

Alec: Gimme that!

Mark(strugglign): NO! It's mines!

Alec through his strength, managed to pull Mark underneath and get the lantern.

Chris: And there's our final guy! Mark, where you at?

Mark got out of the water, miserable and depressed, alwhile staring at both Colette and Alec(mostly Alec).

Chris: Mark, come with me, other contestants get started on the second challenge, Boating! Chef! Lead them.

Chef(cracking knuckles): Oh ho ho. We are going to have fun aren't we.

''The other contestants gulped to Chef's pure terror. Scene shows Mark in the catapult.''

Chris: Mark, Mark, Mark. Out of all the things you could've been eliminated by, it just had to be a challenge, huh, not so cool now huh Mr. Shift?

Mark: First of all, I may not be cool cool, but at least I made some friends, even though if some of them were fake... And second of all, my last request for you is to warn Angie about Alec, that kid has determination, and he must be-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Chris: Ah, I've been waiting to do that for 16 episodes. Gosh, I need some coffee. (Heads to private mansion)

Chef: Now listen up maggots. This may be not military training, but we're gonna act like we're tough, especially you! (points to Alec), I like what you did back there, ya know! Back stabbing, traitorous, how we should be in da army. You got that runts?! Now y'all drop down and give me 20!! RIGHT NOW!

Conf. Slasher: GREAT, just great. A cold blooded host and a psycho military chef, what could get any worse?

Chef: That's right, maggots. Now, I want you to build a small boat out of these scrap materials and sail it 100 meters. First one to get across wins immunity, oars will be provided!

Conf. Slasher: Back in prison, we used to get metal, wood, or whatever I could get my hands on anytime. This challenge is gonna be a breeze.

Conf. Angelina: Being a