The Sucky Outdoors

'''The two teams must spend a night alone in the woods in the contest for this episode. While two teammates are lost in the woods and start a fight that endangers their friendship, one camper pulls a prank on their team. Another contestant is voted off the island, leaving another very sad.'''

Recap
The campers start out around the campfire, where Chris McLean is explaining their next challenge, an outdoor survival challenge, and makes a point that some of them may not come back alive, but was just joking. The challenge is to spend one night in the woods, and return back to camp in the morning, the first team back wins the challenge and invincibility. Everything the campers need can be found at their campsites; all they have to do is find it. Chris hands out maps and compasses to Heather and Duncan (though Courtney snatches Duncan's away), then tells them to watch out for bears, as they lost a few interns in pre-production. LeShawna is afraid of bears, but Owen reassures her with a false story about a previous encounter he had with a bear. This reminds Izzy of a time she saw a bear rummaging through her neighbor's garbage and had spaghetti noodles hanging from his teeth, so she thought the bear ate the neighbor's cat, which grosses out Lindsay.

On the way to the campsite, Trent walks up to Gwen and notices she is looking sad, and asks if it has something to do with Heather reading her diary in the last challenge, but Gwen walks off. Heather is plotting to bring Gwen down as their team's next one to go at their next elimination after she dumped Harold's red ant farm into her bed, but Trent points out that it was Heather who led her to do the act when she had read her diary on national television. Heather still insists that Gwen is going down in spite of that. Elsewhere, Courtney is leading the Killer Bass to their site when Katie spots a blueberry bush, so she and Sadie stop to eat some. After a while, Katie and Sadie realize that the rest of the team is gone. After calling out for their team, the two realize they are lost.

The Gophers reach their camp, and Owen sees that there is no food at the site; Trent points out that since this is a survival challenge, they have to find their own food. Owen and Izzy joke around about how funny it would be if they made bear sounds and ended up attracting a real bear before Owen heads out into the woods to find some food; him being an expert on the subject. Meanwhile, Katie and Sadie are lost and start arguing when Sadie calls out Katie on her bad sense of direction. As night falls, they continue to argue when Katie says that least she knows how to drive, but Sadie dismisses this and says that Katie once crashed her (Sadie's) mother's car due to her poor sense of direction. Their arguing attracts a pair of squirrels who mimic in sync the two, until the girls get fed up and decide they are no longer friends.

Back at the Gopher camp, the campers are getting hungry, when a pizza delivery man arrives with a pizza for the camera crew, much to the annoyance of the starving campers. From the bush, Owen returns with a catch of fish. Heather is annoyed about the fact that there are only fish, but other campers are glad Owen found food. Izzy jumps up, saying she loves fish, and bites into one of them. With the others looking on, she stops and sheepishly asks if they should cook them first. Owens tells the others that his grandfather taught him how to fish, and in one incident, a shark bit him in the butt; he drops his pants to show the scars, although only Izzy seems to appreciate it. The Killer Bass are setting up camp, and Geoff tries to compliment Bridgette by saying she pitches a tent like a guy; he sees that this doesn't have the desired effect and tried to correct himself, only to say something even dumber. Duncan asks Courtney where the food is, calling her "woman"; Courtney refuses to dignify this with a response. When DJ arrives with a rabbit in his arms, Duncan suggests the rabbit should be their dinner, but DJ intends on making it a pet, naming it Bunny. By this point, Duncan notices that the group lacks Katie and Sadie.

The missing campers in question stumble on a tree with a fork in it, which is a tree that they saw two hours before, meaning they had been walking in a large circle. They hear an owl in the darkness, and in a panic, they run screaming though the woods, into a cave; they think they will be safe there until morning, but Sadie is then scared when a bat flaps around her head. When the bat leaves, Sadie sits on a rock and mutters that they will surely die here.

Back at the Gopher camp, Owen tells the others the story of how he and his grandfather fought a bear. Afterward, Trent notices that Izzy is missing. When they call out to her, they attract the attention of a nearby bear, who comes into camp and scares everyone (especially Cody, who wets himself) into a tree. The scene then shifts to the Bass camp, where Bridgette gets spooked by an owl, and reveals that she is afraid of being alone in the forest, which reminds Duncan of a scary story of a killer with a hook for a hand; he tells the story, and ends up scaring the rest of the Bass after he pulls out a hook on his right hand for the ending. Duncan laughs hysterically at their reactions, and Courtney chews him out for this, but Duncan just keeps fooling around. At that moment, an owl spooks Courtney right into Duncan's arms. He seemed to be surprised by this, but then he looked at Geoff with a pleased expression on his face; Geoff gives him a thumbs up in approval.

Meanwhile, Owen is called upon by the other Gophers to deal with the bear; he reveals that he was only being theatrical with his story, and gets blamed for attracting the bear in the first place. Lindsay fears that the bear ate Izzy and Heather thinks that this is good as she thinks it would insure that the bear is no longer hungry. Everyone looks at her shocked, though she covers for herself by claiming that its survival of the fittest, and by making fun of Cody for wetting his pants, causing him to become ashamed of himself. The branch LeShawna is sitting on gives way, and she falls down near the bear, which moves in on her; LeShawna screams for help, but unexpectedly, the bear asks if she is okay. Taking off its head, the bear is revealed to be Izzy in a costume.

Back at the Bass camp, all of the Bass (with the lone exception of Duncan) are shown to be too frightened by Duncan's story to leave their tent, let alone sleep. Bridgette says she has to go pee, and DJ revealed so did he, and holds up a jar with urine in it. Not wanting to share a jar, she heads outside to find a private place; but what she finds are bats, and one of them flies right into her face. This causes her to trip over the campfire, accidentally kick an ember onto the tent, and burn it to the ground, leaving the Bass with no shelter. The Killer Bass (except for a sleeping Duncan) glare at her for this. The Gophers are then shown sharing the fish amongst themselves when another rustle is heard from the bushes, and another bear appears; at first it seems like another person in a bear costume, but Owen tries to take the head off and only tears out some fur. This bear is the real deal, and scares the Gophers up the tree again (not before causing Cody to wet himself again). Meanwhile, Courtney is chewing out Bridgette for burning down the tent; Duncan says that everything is cool, but Courtney says that things couldn't possibly get worse. Unfortunately for both teams, a storm blew very hard and long; everyone is stuck in the rain, with no shelter, except for Katie and Sadie who are alone and scared in the cave.

The next morning, the rain has stopped, and Heather complains that thanks to Izzy and Owen, they were unable to sleep in their tent last night; but Katie and Sadie have a bigger problem: the cave they resided in belongs to the bear. At the Bass camp, Courtney wakes up cuddling with Duncan, who smiles at her; she accuses Duncan of cuddling her, but Duncan calmly replies that it was her who initiated the cuddling as he was sleeping, teasing her about it. Courtney is then shown in the confessional stating that since she was unconscious at the time of the "alleged cuddling", it's like it never happened.

Back at camp, Chris is preparing the campfire for that night's bonfire ceremony when the Killer Bass come out of the woods, declaring victory. The Screaming Gophers arrive a moment later and see the Bass already there; Heather turns on Izzy and Owen, blaming them for losing the challenge. But Chris stops them, pointing out that two of the Bass are missing; Courtney nonchalantly dismisses Katie and Sadie's absence by claiming they were eaten by wolves, to which Duncan adds sarcastically that it was a "darn shame". The two missing campers then arrive and start rambling on about how they were lost and wound up in the bear cave, found by the bear, and how scared they were. Now safe, Katie and Sadie apologize for all the mean things they said, and reaffirm their BFFFL status. Courtney asks if they've finished their little love-fest, and then blames them for losing the challenge for their team; the Gophers win an all-expenses paid trip to the Tuck Shop, while Katie and Sadie are left with their angry teammates. Katie and Sadie then look worried that they will be split up.

At the campfire ceremony, the marshmallows go out to Courtney, Duncan, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Geoff, and Tyler. Finally, the last marshmallow is set to go to either Katie or Sadie; the two hug, knowing that they will be split. The last marshmallow goes to Sadie (who doesn't catch the marshmallow), and Katie is sent to the Dock of Shame. Sadie refuses to let Katie go, but Katie tells her she has to go on, and that she would be rooting for her. Later, back at the cabins, Duncan is shown coming to apologize to Courtney (who is sitting outside on the steps, swatting mosquitoes away) for scaring her with his scary "hook man" story the night before. However, she insists that she was not scared, and that there is no such thing as a "hook man". Duncan agrees, but then pulls out his fake hook prop again, making Courtney scream in fright and say that she hates him. But Duncan is pretty sure she doesn't hate him, as he puts his hands behind his back and relaxes, but accidentally hurts himself with the hook instead.

Cast
Tyler, Cody, Beth, Harold and Chef Hatchet appear, but do not speak.

Quotes
Katie: Sadie and I are BFFFLs. Sadie: Best Female Friends for Life. Katie: We even got the chicken pox together. Sadie: Oh my gosh, that's was so fun. Katie: It was so nice to have someone to scratch all your little scabs. Sadie: I know, right? Trent: Who? Heather: Who do you think?! She dumped Harold's red ant farm into my bed! Trent: Yeah, but you did read her diary out loud to the entire world. (Heather looks at them all angrily, stopping them all in their tracks) Heather: So? Trent: So? That was pretty harsh. Heather: She is going down! Katie: And then you started crying and the security guards had to, like, page our moms and they were so mad. Sadie: Like, oh my gosh, take a pill, we're fine. Katie and Sadie: (panicking) KILLER BASS! KILLER BASS! Izzy: Ugh, I think my stomach ate my stomach. Owen: My grandfather taught me. I caught a shark once; it bit me in the butt. Check it out! (pulls down his pants) Lindsay: Ahhh! My eyes! My eyes! Izzy: That is so awesome! Sadie: Trip to the beach last year ring a bell? Katie: Oh, I can't believe you're bringing that up. I did have a totally fetch bikini on that day, though. (chuckles) Sadie: You drove my mom's car into a snack shack! Katie: It was totally in my blind spot! Whatever. If it wasn't for me, you'd be riding the bus to the mall. Sadie: Well, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't be able to find your way to the mall. Katie: Oh, I know my way to the mall. (meanwhile, the camera focuses on two squirrels who are mocking and mimicking their feud) Sadie: You lean on me. If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be on this show. Katie: (gasps) You're just saying that because I'm prettier than you. Sadie: (gasps as squirrels laugh) I KNEW you thought that! Katie: It's true; everyone thinks so. (Bridgette is clearly not impressed) Geoff: (in confessional; in disbelief at what he said) "Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy?" (smack himself) Geoff: (back outside) I mean, you're not all girly about getting dirty and stuff Bridgette: (uneasily) Gee, thanks… Courtney: I hope you don't expect me to dignify that with a response. Duncan: Well, I never had rabbit stew before, but what the heck? I'm game. D.J.: This is my new pet! I'm calling him "Bunny". Lindsay: I think she had to pee. Trent: But that was over an hour ago. Izzy! Izzy? Owen: Izzy the Gopher, where are you? (hears rustling in nearby bush, walks towards it) Oh, good. We thought we lost you there for a minute, man. (Izzy pops out in a bear costume) Owen: (thinks Izzy is a real bear) Great Pyramid of Giza! Izzy: (growls like a bear) Owen: Aaaaahhh!! (starts running around everyone else; Lindsay, Gwen, and Beth look terrified; Cody's so scared that he can't move and wets himself) We're all going to die! We're going to get eaten alive by a bear! Oh, the horror! Somebody help us! (everyone is still scared, but Heather gets annoyed with Owen) I want my mommy! (Heather trips him) Courtney: Duncan! That was so not funny! Duncan: Oh, yes it was! I just wish it was all on camera! Oh wait… it is! Courtney: You are so vile! Do your parents even like you? Duncan: I don't know, Jumpy McChicken. I haven't asked them lately. (A wolf howls, causing Courtney to gasp and nuzzle towards Duncan in fear.) Trent: So, what do we do now? Heather: Don't look at me. Gwen: It was your idea to climb the tree. Heather: Well, why don't you ask the bear hunter expert?! Hey, Owen, what now?! Owen: How should I know?! LeShawna: Dude, you said you killed a bear! Owen: I was being theatrical! Heather: (to Owen) This is all your fault! If you hadn't been growling like that, we never would have attracted him to our site! Owen: (screams) Excuse me for living!! (starts sobbing, then hits his head thrice against the tree) Heather: (to "bear" sniffing their fish) Hey! Lay off our fish! Lindsay: Uh, It's probably already eaten Izzy. Heather: Then it shouldn't be hungry anymore. (Gwen and Trent are shocked of Heather's comment) What? This is "survival of the fittest". She should have just peed in her pants like Cody. (Cody looks ashamed) LeShawna: Uh, did that bear just ask me a question? (Izzy takes off her bear head to reveal her true self) Owen: (greatly amused) Oh, my goodness! I did not see that coming! Bridgette: Like crazy, but I'm too scared to leave the tent. D.J.: Yeah, me, too. (pulls out a jar full of his urine) Izzy: Rockin' the fish sticks, nice! (a bear comes up and sniffs her; she giggles) Heh, wow! That costume is really good! I mean, I thought mine was good, but this one is like, really good. Trent: Probably Chris trying to mess with us! Yeah, nice try man. Owen: (runs in and pokes its nose repeatedly) We know you're not a real bear, dude! Gwen: Uh, I don't know Owen. This one looks kind of real… Heather: Chris did say there were bears… Owen: (while everyone backs away) C'mon, you guys! They're just trying to see if they can punk us twice! This is not a real bear, and I'm going to prove it to you. (pulls a clump of its hair) Wow, that does seem kind of real… (the bear roars; Cody pees his pants again) (the piece of hair Owen pulled off is on his face like a mustache) Yeah; that's a real bear. Courtney: Great! That's just great, Bridgette! Now we have nowhere to sleep! Duncan: Yo, Drama Queen, relax. It's cool. Courtney: Cool? It's cool?! Things could not possibly get worse!! (a single raindrop falls on her head, then rain starts to downpour; Duncan looks satisfied) AHHHH!!!! Duncan: Morning, sunshine. Courtney: (taken aback) Oh my gosh! Ew! (gets off him) You were cuddling me! Duncan: I was calmly lying on my back and trying to catch a few Z's.  You were snuggling up to me. Courtney: You are such an ogre. Duncan: Eh, I've been called worse. Courtney: Ugh! Courtney: (in confessional) I just want to say for the record that I was totally asleep and therefore unconscious at the time of the "alleged cuddling" with said Neanderthal, so essentially, it's like it never happened. Courtney: (gasps) We're the first ones back! (The Screaming Gophers runs back to camp) Heather: Oh no! They beat us here! (to Owen and Izzy) This is all your fault! Chris: Not so fast Gopherinos, it seems that the Killer Bass are missing a few fish. Courtney: Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night. Duncan: Darn shame. Katie: We made it! Sadie: We're safe. Oh, my gosh, guys. We got totally lost and then got in this massive fight. Katie: And there was this huge bear and he was all, "Rawr, you're in my crib so get out!" Sadie: And we had to run and it was so scary. Katie: Oh Sadie, I'm so sorry I said I was prettier than you. Sadie: And I'm so sorry I brought up the snack shack. Katie: And I'm sorry I said your butt was too big to fit in the bus seats. Sadie: You did? Katie: Well, not to your face… Sadie: Oh, who care?! We're safe. And you're my best friend and I love you! (Katie and Sadie hugs) Katie: I love you, too! Courtney: (sweetly) Are you two finished with your little love fest? (Katie and Sadie nods yes) Good, because thanks to you, (angrily) we just ''lost the challenge! (Katie and Sadie frowns)'' Sadie: (hugging Katie tightly) No! Why Katie?! Why her!? Katie: (lets go of Sadie) It's so unfair! Sadie: I so can't do this. I've never been anywhere without Katie. We have to be together or I'll totally die! Katie: Sadie, listen to me! You can do this. You are strong, and beautiful, and like maybe even smarter than me. And plus, you're like the funniest girl I know. You have to do it for both of us. (Katie leaves on the Boat of Losers as Sadie cries on the Dock of Shame.) Sadie: I miss you already! Katie: (sobs) I miss you more! Sadie: No, I miss you more! Katie: No way, I totally miss you more! Sadie: I miss you infinitely more, bye! Courtney: (scoffs) What do you want now? Duncan: I just wanted to say, "I'm sorry I scared you". Courtney: I was not scared. It was completely circumstantial. And there is no such thing as a hook man. Duncan: Yeah. You're probably right. Or ARE YOU?! (on the word or, he whips out his hook-hand and Courtney screams in terror) Courtney: Ugh! I HATE YOU! (storms off) Duncan: She so doesn't hate me. (places hands behind neck and accidentally stabs back of neck with hook) Ahh.
 * (in confessional)
 * Heather: (about Gwen) Argh! (scratches her arm) She is so the next one to leave!
 * Sadie: This is just like when we were seven and we lost our moms in the mall.
 * Heather: I am so hungry.
 * Izzy: (after Owen catches fish for the Gophers) Oh, I love fish!  I love fish! (sinks her teeth into one but then sees everyone looking at her) Uh… I guess we should cook it first, huh?
 * Heather: How did you know how to fish?
 * Katie: Well, at least I know how to drive.  You?  You have to walk, girl.  Now who's smarter?
 * Geoff: (to Bridgette) Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy!
 * Duncan: (to Courtney) What's for dinner, woman? I'm starving!
 * D.J.: Hey guys, look what I found. (shows everyone a little rabbit, who coughs a little)
 * Duncan: (referring to Katie and Sadie) Has anyone seen Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Idiot?
 * Heather: (referring to Izzy) Hey, has anyone seen crazy girl?
 * Duncan: (telling his horror story) They say that this killer is still alive wandering these very woods. He could be just about anywhere, really. Maybe even right HERE! (on the word here, he whips out his hook-hand and everybody screams, he laughs maniacally)
 * (The Screaming Gophers are in a tree)
 * (The Screaming Gophers are up in a tree)
 * Izzy: (dresses as a bear) Hey, are you okay?
 * D.J.: What's wrong? Gotta go pee?
 * (Izzy is handed some fish)
 * (after Bridgette accidentally burns down the Killer Bass' tent)
 * (Courtney wakes up to find she cuddled with Duncan in her sleep)
 * (The Killer Bass runs back to camp)
 * Chris: You've all cast your votes. The person that does not receive a marshmallow must immediately hit the Dock of Shame, grab the Boat of Losers, and get the heck out of here! And, you can't come back. Ever. Now, I can see you're all tired, so tonight, I'll just throw them to you. Savvy? (throws marshmallows as he says the camper's name) Courtney. Duncan. Bridgette. D.J.. Harold. (Harold gets hit in the head with a marshmallow) Geoff. (Geoff smiles and it lands in his hat) Tyler. (Katie and Sadie hug, looking scared) Ladies… This is the final marshmallow of the evening. (Katie and Sadie are still hugging, now terrified) Sadie. (throws a marshmallow, but Sadie does not catch it)
 * (Courtney's swinging her arms around to keep flies away when Duncan sits next to her.)

Trivia

 * Title Reference: This episode title lampoons the term, The Great Outdoors.
 * Running Gags: Cody pees his pants in this episode.
 * Unedited the episode is rated TV-PG D.
 * All dialog edits of this episode can be found on the Edits page.
 * The final marshmallow went to Sadie in this episode.
 * This marks the second and last appearance of the Gophers' hot tub, which was built in Not So Happy Campers - Part 2.
 * This is the first episode where Izzy is seen in the confessional stall.
 * The campers in the confessional for this episode were Katie and Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, and Geoff.
 * This marks the third loss for the Killer Bass.
 * The pizza delivery man who brings pizza to the camera crew when they are out in the woods with the Screaming Gophers is based on the original sketch drawing for Duncan.
 * This is the first episode which demonstrates that Duncan is developing a crush on Courtney, most notably when Courtney runs into Duncan's arms after being spooked by a wolf; Duncan smiles and Geoff gives him a thumbs up.
 * In this episode, D.J. finds a bunny.
 * When Courtney is seen cuddling with Duncan, Bridgette can be seen cuddling with Geoff.
 * This marks the first appearance of Duncan's fake hook.
 * Heather got mad at Owen and Izzy that the Killer Bass arrived before them. Chris technically said that the Killer Bass is incomplete (Giving the Gophers this week's invincibility for being the first complete team to arrive because of Katie and Sadie's tardiness which cost the Killer Bass the win, and blamed Katie and Sadie for their loss.)
 * Duncan told a story about a man with a hook for a hand. In a later episode, an escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook appears, showing proof that his story may be true.
 * This episode marks the first appearance of an intern.
 * This episode was written by Jennifer Pertsch.

Goofs

 * At the beginning when Chris is addressing of all the campers about the challenge, Bridgette is not present.
 * When Izzy starts telling a bear story, Izzy asks if Lindsay if she had spaghetti last night. She should have know if she did, seeing how everyone gets the same food at the mess hall.
 * When LeShawna falls out of the tree, her ponytail is messed up after she lands, but when she crawls back, her hair is normal again. Also, she bangs her head before she stops crawling.
 * When the Killer Bass are lying in their tent, Duncan and Courtney are lying side by side, but when Bridgette sits up, they are lying parallel to each other.
 * When the Killer Bass are shown walking throughout the forest, right before Katie and Sadie stop for berries, Duncan is not present in the line with the rest of his team.
 * When the real bear chases the Screaming Gophers up the tree, they are in the same positions as when Izzy was in the bear costume did, but Izzy is not up the tree with them.
 * When Owen says "Great Pyramid of Giza", he pronounces Giza with the /ai/ diphthong, and it sounds like "Guy-za"; it should be pronounced with a long /i:/ sound, like "Ghee-za".
 * When Owen talks about his experience with a bear, Duncan is seen holding the map. However, Courtney has already taken it from him. Additionally, the compass disappears from Duncan's hand when Courtney takes the map.
 * When Katie is on the Boat of Losers, Cody is shown with the Killer Bass, even though he is on the Screaming Gophers.
 * This is similar to when Justin is seen when Eva was eliminated.
 * When the Gophers are in the hot tub, Izzy is wearing her usual top (instead of her swimsuit top that is seen in Not So Happy Campers - Part 2 and Haute Camp-ture).
 * When the Killer Bass are seen pitching their tent, the symbol seen on the top left corner is the Screaming Gophers' symbol instead.
 * When Katie and Sadie are in the confessional, Katie says "It was so nice to have someone to scratch all your little scabs.", but she and Sadie swap voices until the end of the confessional.
 * With subtitles on in this episode, it says Sadie says: Well at least I know how to drive. You.. You have to walk, girl." However, Katie said this line.
 * While Katie and Sadie are arguing, Sadie says "If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be on this show.", but according to Sadie's bio, Katie wanted to audition for Total Drama, and let Sadie audition with her.
 * [[Image:TylerBridgetteFloat.png|thumb|The goof scene where Bridgette is seen floating.]]At the end at the bonfire, Bridgette is floating in mid-air when everybody is getting their marshmallows (this can only be seen at the time Tyler is getting his marshmallow because it is the only time Bridgette's goof is in the scene).
 * When the Bass are around their campsite in the night, Harold's sleeves are gone; when Duncan is telling his ghost story, there is a close-up to Harold, showing that his facial hair had disappeared.
 * When Trent wakes up, LeShawna, who is standing behind him, is missing two of the designs on her shirt.
 * When the real Bear arrives at the Gopher camp, Beth is not seen with the other Screaming Gophers.
 * When Bridgette and D.J. can't sleep, Courtney's eyes have been left open by the animator. Her closed eyes have been forgotten to be put on, this can be told by the fact she is looking forwards in a default pose.
 * When Katie and Sadie are arguing, Katie had no eyebrows. However, this may be because she was raising them.
 * Though "suck" is usually censored by Cartoon Network throughout the show, the episode's title is not changed.