User:Rainbowderp01/Newf Kids on the Rock (Transcript)

Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour... the competitors were exposed to a little culture as a field trip to the Louvre sent them scavenging for the world's most important works of art while someone... [chuckles] had them chased by a bear, a yeti, and a seriously ticked off seal. When someone... [chuckles] told Sierra that Cody had tried to vote her off, dude had to spend every French moment trying to get her head back in the game. DJ's inability to shake his Egyptian curse left him eager to get out of the game. Look out beasts of the world. But it was Lindsay who had only just remembered poor old Tyler, who ended up getting the kiss-off. But now, it's time to dump the kids in yet another mystery location. Will they survive? Will the world survive them? Find out right here, right now on Total. Drama. World Tour!

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[ Theme song ]

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Heather: [grunts]

Gwen: What is she doing?

Courtney: Beats me.

Gwen: Unless she suddenly turned into Izzy and is looking for elves, it's probably got to do with Alejandro.

Courtney: If I didn't know better, I would think Heather liked him.

Gwen: Ew! That's like The Grinch having a crush on somebody.

Courtney: I know, yuck! Picture her dried up, black little heart thawing out, lighting up with love.

Heather: Ow! I am not in love! I am thinking about our team. I'm trying to sneak back into loser class to eavesdrop. With DJ back there with him, Alejandro has free reign to make an allaince. [confessional] Five of us on my team, five of us on his team. And then there's DJ, his own team. Make an alliance, and you could add him to yours. [real time] Ugh! Why did we have to win in dumb Paris?

Gwen: Sorry. We can stop trying.

Heather: Ew, gross! What is this doing in here?

Sierra: [gasps] I've been looking for Cody's new toothbrush everywhere!

Cody: Aw, come on, Heather. That was my ninth and final one.

[brushing]

Sierra: [dreamy moans]

Cody: [groans]

Courtney: Okay, Heather. I think maybe you need to consider chilling out.

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Owen: [hushed] I don't know what to say to him. I've always been the alliancee not the alliancer.

Noah: [hushed] It's like asking a girl out. Only she's a guy.

Owen: Oh. [clears throat] Uh, hey DJ! Hey. Uh, you wanna go for hot dogs with my buddy Noah? He said your legs are nice. [cat calls]

Noah: Yeah, because that's exactly what I told him to say.

Alejandro: One cannot blunder into an alliance, friends.

Tyler: Why couldn't you lose so Lindsay could still be here?

Alejandro: Anger also doesn't help.

DJ: Listen, I'm sorry. I tried, okay? But you only have to put up with me for one more day.

Alejandro: Going somewhere, DJ?

DJ: I'm losing the next challenge.

Heather: What? Ow!

Alejandro: What have we here?

Heather: [sniffs] Ew!

Alejandro: Doing a little spying, are we?

Heather: I-I-I just uh, dropped my pen. See? No scheming, just scribbling. Owen, I am issuing you a ticket for fashion crimes. Your socks reek.

Owen: Oh, am I wearing socks? Ha, I can't even see my feet.

DJ: [confessional] As the only one left on Team Victory, I-I'm having a hard team seeing how I could possibly win this thing. Plus, I have a bit of a cold. [coughs] And let's face it. I've never had a killer instinct. [sniffles] Unless it's an animal, it turns out.

Heather: [confessional] DJ!

DJ: [confessional] [screams]

Heather: [confessional] Make an alliance with my team and we'll help you win.

DJ: [confessional] Whoa! W-What are you doing? Hey, it's a good thing I wasn't doing my business in here.

Heather: [confessional] I did have to wait a while for you to show up. FYI, Izzy likes to sing "Pop Goes the Weasel" when she... ugh.

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Sierra: Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean? Oh, no we're not. Why are we landing in the middle of the-- oh, no we're not.

Courtney: FYI, I get sick on log flume rides, so if you don't want me barfing, break!

Chris and Chef: [laughing]

Chris: [over PA] Attention all Total Drama passengers, in accordance with emergency landing procedures, you will now be shown the nearest exit.

[screaming]

Heather and Chef: [grunting]

Heather: [screams]

Chef: [chuckles]

DJ: Ah! Help!

Heather: DJ, catch!

DJ: [gasps]

[splashing]

Heather: Care to join me in an alliance?

Alejandro: You're asking him that now?

Heather: You're just jealous because you didn't think of it.

Alejandro: Actually, I'd've asked him before delivering the cushion. But you do what's right for you.

Heather: [confessional] Oh, he is good. [sighs dreamily] [static] I want the tape. Give me the tape! How do you open this thing?

[boat horn honks]

Chris: Hey there, you gowdy eingy shores. Ever been to sea?

Cody: What with the who now?

Sierra: [gasps] It must be Newfoundland! Chris is originally from [Newfoundland accent] Blow Me Down Highlands.

Chris: [accent] Aye. It's a funny homecoming for Buddy McLean. Canada's beautiful East Coast!

Sierra: Birthplace of Canada's beautiful-est host. [gurgle] [spit]

Chris: Aw, thanks. It's just a hop and a skip that-a-way.

[goose honks]

[splash]

Chris: First part of the challenge. Swim over to your team's boat and start paddling. To keep this interesting, Victory, since you're a team of one, your boat has been set up with an outboard motor.

DJ: What? Come on!

Courtney: Okay, listen up, Amazons! If we swim in a V formation, like geese, we'll be faster!

Heather: Fine. Any objections?

Gwen: Courtney is bossing us around and you don't have one?

Heather: Only to losing. Let's go, people.

Gwen: [confessional] You know, Heather really shouldn't let her obvious crush on Alejandro get in the way of the game. Having a relationship with Duncan really screwed things up for me last season. Trent! I meant Trent. Just a slip of the tongue. Heh. [static] I want that tape back. Gimme the tape! How do you open this thing?

Courtney: I'll take the point!

Heather: Okay, let's not get too crazy here. I've got point.

Courtney: Look, I'm a very experienced swimmer. I was a synchro captain. I coached minnows. I am a C.I.T.

Heather: More like a B.I.T.C.--

Gwen: Guys, let's get going.

DJ: I'm okay. I just have to float here long enough to lose and they come back and save me and I go home to mama. [coughs]

Alejandro: Excellent work, my little porpoises. Here, allow me.

Owen: [grunting]

Alejandro: Izzy, the fishing net, if you please.

Izzy: Oh-ho, you're quite the catch, Big O.