User:Rainbowderp01/The Enchanted Franken-Forest (Transcript)

Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... I took some time off. For personal reasons that I'd rather not discuss. Hey! Who edited that in there? Not funny, guys! Okay, that's better. Chef led the final four players in a revolting cook-off, which resulted in Cameron up-chucking eighty percent of his insides. Meanwhile, Zoey channeled her inner warrior, transforming into... Commando Zoey! Even Chef was scared. Lightning's plan to use Cameron backfired, giving Cam the win. And a scheming Scott schemes his last scheme, and was voted out to sea. Which leads us to... What? Hey! No. No! Not funny! That editor is so fired. Ten players down, three to go! Only two will move on to the final round. Who will be left standing? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!

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Theme song

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Lightning: [grunting] Yeah, come on, uh! How's that? How 'bout this, smart guy? Uh! Uh!

Cameron: [confessional] I still can't believe I won the last challenge! But the way Lightning's taking it, I sorta wish I hadn't.

Lightning: [confessional] [falsetto voice] Hello, my name is Cameron. And I'm a sneaky challenge-stealer. [regular voice] I made this Cameron-looking punching bag to give me extra motivation. What's that? You want me to punch you again? Sha-bam!

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Cameron: Lightning is furious at me for winning the last immunity! He's focused all his energy on pumping iron and psyching me out!

Zoey: [grunts]

Cameron: Me! The guy who gets psyched out by feathers and big drinking cups. Ah! Are you even listening to me?

Zoey: You know what you gotta do?

Cameron: Start backing away from you quietly?

Zoey: You gotta grab your fear by the throat and throttle it into courage!

Cameron: Courage?

Zoey: The thing that can turn a passive small town teen who sews her own clothes into a hardened extermination machine!

Chef: [screams]

[crash]

Chef: [groans]

Zoey: Besides, whatever Lightning's thinking can't be that bad.

Cameron: Oh, he's gonna eat me alive. I know it!

Lightning: Ahem!

[rip]

Cameron: Ah! It's like he's chewing my soul! [hyperventilates]

Zoey: Easy, little guy. We are going to take Lightning out. Two on one, no mercy.

Cameron: Yeah?

Zoey: No pity!

Cameron: Yeah.

Zoey: No prisoners!

Cameron: Yeah! It's gonna be a friendship finale! Don't leave me hanging! Ow! [confessionial] What happened to Zoey? Ah, no big deal. As long as she protects me from Lightning. Ah!

Lightning: End game is near, bottom of the ninth. Bases are loaded. Entering the Storm Corridor now. And it is time. For the Lightning. To strike! [real time] Sha-bam! Dah!

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Chris: Finalists! Welcome to... The Mutant Forest of Terror!

[fly buzzes]

[squirrel chitters]

Cameron: [whimpers] [screams]

Chris: Uh, yeah. Watch your step. Biohazardous sinkhole.

Zoey: [grunts]

Chris: They put the "mutant" in Mutant Forest of Terror.

Cameron: Oh, thanks teammate.

Chris: They're also where Chef gets his Toxic Marshmallows of Loserdom. One of you gets to eat that later.

Lightning: Ain't gonna be Lightning! I got the strength of a bear and the speed of a cheetah flying a jumbo jet!

Zoey: And the brain of a jellyfish.

Chris: The challenge. Race through the mutant forest to find the elusive Chrysanis flower. First player to present it to me wins immunity.

Cameron: Which means they get to pick who to take with them to the grand finale!

Chris: Yeah. Thanks for doing my job, Pillow Face.

Lightning: Wait. Flower picking? I thought this was a challenge, not a tea party.

Chris: Oh, it's a challenge. Move a little to your left for me, would you? Your other left.

Lightning: [screams]

Chris: [laughs] This place is full of those pretty little tea party flowers. But the flower you're looking for is attached to a very special plant. A venus flytrap. Or as I like to call him, Larry.

Cameron: [gasps] Dionaea muscipula! They eat meat!

Lightning: Ha! Then I guess you're safe, Pipe Cleaner.

Cameron: Yeah, 'cause it'll be too busy eating your big, chewy head.

Lightning: Agh!

Zoey: Walk. Away. Steak-for-brains.

Chris: Ho-ho-ho there. Save the insults for when you're in the forest and probably on fire. It's funnier for us that way. Find Larry and you find the flower. Oh, and watch your step. Those sinkholes are everywhere.

Josh: Whoa!

Chris: Wait for it...

Josh: [grunts]

Chris: See ya, Josh! Enjoy your new job at the circus!

Zoey: Question. How are we supposed to find this Larry?

Cameron: Ah, I see. We each get a map.

Chris: Pfft, no. You each get a piece of the map. You think printer cartridges grow on trees? You can work together or...

Lightning: Sha-bye-bye, suckers! [laughing]

Chris: Or you could go it alone.

Cameron: Okay, here's the path. But Lightning must have the final location on his piece. So we follow our maps until the trail runs out.

Zoey: And then let my warrior instincts take over. Let's roll. And watch out for those sinkholes.

Cameron: No problem. I notice they send a jet of stream when stepped on, thus creating a hole one could fall through if not paying attention. [screams]

Zoey: [grunts]

Cameron: Wow. You've become very strong too.

Zoey: Meh. It was like lifting a doll.

Cameron: [confessional] I weight more than a doll.