User blog comment:Caption Crunch/Week of January 19, 2014/@comment-5928665-20140120003240/@comment-24078152-20140120142115

Courtney: Psst, Zoey! I think you really need to get yourself a personality! And who needs boring people like you anyway?! Go make out with Mike or something! I'm gonna leave and make out with Gwen.

Zoey: *says nothing for a few minutes* Oooookayyy. Where's my perfectly unflawed Mike at??