User:HeatherYoshi

Auditions for Global Drama

Character: Alejandro                                                                                                                                      Username: HeatherYoshi

Audition Tape

"This season's going to get a lot more........interesting, thanks to me. I've seen these wannabes compete on previous seasons. I can just state that I will show these losers to their graves when I start competing. One by one, I will destroy these expendable nobodies! Chris obviously should just give me the million dollars as soon as I show up instead of wasting all of our time. The only real possible challenge for this season might be the beautiful........I mean the disgusting, evil Heather. I noticed Heather's tactics of eliminating many competitors, but they are pathetic compared to mine. She may think she is so vile and manipulative. But really, compared to me, Heather's and angel, and I'm the devil. Oooh, this will be a fun season...........................for me."

Link: Season 3, Episode 1 and 2-Walk Like an Egyptian, Parts 1 an 2

Opening Confessional

"Programa estupido, molesto perdedores incompetentes! Uh! Two hours on this lame show and I already HATE it! Stuck in a combustible plane with the most USELESS team is torture enough. But being with a hobbit of a host, eating so-called "food" which I bet is from Chef's sewer pipes, and having to sing every five seconds is suicide! I can believe the backstabbing pain these idiots have gone through. This is gonna be the longest vacation away from home I have ever had."

Link: Season 3, Episode 1 and 2-Walk Like an Egyptian, Parts 1 and 2