User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 14: Siberian Fallacy

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Michael, Viviana 5/10

Dynamic Thunderbirds: Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna 5/10

We open up with a close up view of Chris, who is sitting in a chair in the control room with his back facing the camera. huddenly, he turns around. He has hot chocolat in his right hand.

Chris: Welcome one and all back to Total Drama. Last time we were in Oxford County, Ontario, a.k.a. Amish Territory. We did some boring challenges and yah that's about it. *Sips hot chocolate* Wait, who wrote this script? Anyways, What will happen this time? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Viviana: Hey Michael, I'm sorry about what I did to you last challenge.

Michael: Oh, it's okay. You were trying to help me. But uh, maybe next time could not go overboard please.

Viviana: *Giggles* Okay, you've got it.

Viviana punches Michael in the arm a little too hard.

Michael: OW! That hurts!

Elyse was watching this. She decides to walk up to Michael.

Elyse: If you think that hurt, get a load of this!

Elyse winds up her fist for a punch.

Michael and Viviana: NO!

Viviana: Don't knock him out!

Elyse puts her fist down.

Elyse: Aw don't worry, I wasn't going to hit him. I was only kidding.

Michael: Well, could you maybe kid around in a less violent way?

Elyse: But I was just trying to fit in.

Viviana: Well pretending like you're going to punch somebody is not funny.

Elyse sighs.

Conf: Elyse: I just, I don't know. I've never really had many friends. Usually everyone's afraid of me. *Sigh* I miss Lucas, he'd know what to do.

Meanwhile, Fred and Diego are in a closet talking stratagy.

Fred: Okay, last round was a disaster.

Diego: Ugh, don't I know it? We're lucky that was a non-elimination round.

Fred: Yep, we were. But we can't expect to get that lucky in the future. Which is why I enlisted the help of a friend.

Diego: Wait, who is it?

Suddenly, a hand appears out of nowhere and turns on the lights.

Fred: Davy, you dumb*censored*, could you be any less dramatic?

Davy: Sorry but Davy does like to make an entrance.

Fred: Why couldn't Tristan have just not gotten himself eliminated? Things were sooooooooooo much easier back then. Now I'm stuck with this.

Diego stares at Fred.

Diego: This is the help you enlisted?

Fred: Yes.

Davy: Hey, it's not just that, Davy could also use some help. I'm having trouble with the rest of my team. They all hate me, and unless I do something about it, I'm likely going to be the next out.

Diego: And I should care about this why?

Davy: Because you guys help me target those goons, and in exchange, Davy will help you target your goons in the merge.

Diego: Okay, sounds reasonable.

Davy: Just like the good old days, ain't that right, Fred?

Fred: Yep!

Davy: I sure miss Tristan.

Fred: Yah.

Conf: Diego: Ugh, I remember Tristan. I HATED that guy. I'm glad he's gone and I'm glad we weren't on the same team. Sharing a train ride with him was punishment enough. If those two really were cronies for Tristan, I am seriously considering going back on that deal with Fred. *sigh* But then again, I could use the allies.

Meanwhile, Kaele was at the first class bar having a conversation with the rest of her teammates.

Kaele: So, are you guys excited for the merge? It's likely coming up soon.

Luna: Honestly...yes...but I didn't think I'd...make it this far.

Flannery: Don't say that! You're not a threat to anyone, at least you haven't appeared to be so far. That's why you've made this far.

Luna: Oh...like you should...you should talk...Ms. Background.

Everyone laughs.

Flynn: You know, even without Adrianna, you're becoming mor outgoing.

Luna: I...I am?

Flynn: Yah, that's the first time I've seen you make a comeback.

Kaele: And you practically kept this team from falling apart last challenge.

Luna: I...I guess I did. I never noticed...I was becoming...more assertive.

Flannery: I think Adrianna would be proud of you.

Luna: Aww...thanks guys.

Kaele pulls Luna over

Kaele: Hey Luna.

Luna: Yes?

Kaele pulls an idol out of her pocket.

Kaele: I got this idol from Chris'es mansion, but I haven't had to use it yet, and I'm not sure if I ever will need it. I think you'll need this more than I do.

Luna: That's a...nice gesture Kaele...but you found it...fair and square...If I had an idol, I'd keep it in a safe place.

Kaele: *Smiles* Okay.

Conf: Kaele: You know, that's not such a bad idea. Maybe my pocket isn't safe enough, or maybe it's time for a decoy. I've got the art skills to do it, and I do have some green paint with my art supplies. Hmmmmmm...

Chris: *Intercom* Time for your next challenge, meet me and Chef in the cargo hold in 10 minutes!

10 minutes later, the contestants are in the cargo hold. Chris and Chef come out wearing parkas.

Michael: Um, why are you parkas?

Chris: Because our next location is cold.

Viviana: Thank you Captain Obvious.

Fred: Do we get parkas?

Chris: No! Chef!

Chef opens the door. outside is an icey mountain, but that's not all, as there are also some familiar faces out there.

Davy: T!

Tristan: D!

Davy: How's it going?

Tristan: Oh you know, plotting revenge, normal stuff like that.

Davy: Sounds awesome! Hey uh, can Davy keep the knapsack?

Tristan: Yes, however I do want my snake back.

Davy: Sure thing!

Davy pulls Tristan's snake out of the sack. It is just then when Alexis walks up and punches Davy. This angers Chompy and make him lunge at Alexis.

Davy and Tristan: Get her! Get her!

A scared Alexis runs away. Meanwhile...

Luna: A...Adrianna!

Adrianna: Luna! It's nice to see you again.

Luna: You...You too!

Adrianna: I can see you still need to work on that stutter.

Luna: Yah...I kinda do...

Flannery: But she has been getting more assertive.

Adrianna looks up and sees Flannery with Flynn right beside him.

Adrianna: YOU!

Adrianna walks up to Flynn and slaps him.

Flynn: Yah, I kinda deserved that, after what I did to Blake. I still feel bad about it.

Adrianna: Don't appologize to me, appologize to him.

Flynn: Fair enough.

Adrianna turns back to Luna.

Adrianna: So, you're getting more assertive?

Luna: Yes...I kinda am. I can...I can thank you for...For making me want to be more outgoing.

Adrianna: *Laughs* Yah, I guess just have that effect on people, so much so that I could probably be a better listener.

Luna: You...You can say that again.

Adrianna, Luna, and Flannery all laugh. Meanwhile...

Elyse: Hey its you! SHUT UP NERD!

Lucas: Hey Elyse.

Elyse: I've missed you so much!

Lucas: Oh, well it's good to finally see you, the bully take an interest in us nerds.

Elyse punches Lucas on the arm.

Elyse: Don't read too much into it.

Lucas: Okay, I won't, but you are the one who kissed me

Elyse: *Angry* SHUT UP NERD! THAT WAS A ONE TIME THING, WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!

Elyse punches Lucas again to convince him.

Lucas: But we are still friends, right?

Elyse: *Smiles* Yes. I am glad you're back. Hey, I kinda have a problem I want your opinion.

Lucas: Sure, what is it?

Elyse: Well, I've never had very many friends.

Lucas: Let me guess, because everyone's afraid of you?

Elyse: Yes, and it's just, I'm having a hard time trying to fit in. Just earlier today, I kinda scared two people when I was just trying to make a joke.

Lucas: Sounds like you could use better conversation skills.

Elyse: But I'm just not sure how to start a conversation.

Lucas: Well, you started a conversation with me, so it can't be that difficult.

Elyse: Yah, but you're different. You're the only person who wants to talk to me.

Lucas: Well, it's not so hard, once you get the hang of it. Here, why don't you practice on her. *He points at Marina*

Elyse: But what do I say?

Lucas: Just start by saying hi, then maybe ask her about her interests.

Elyse: Okay nerd.

Elyse walks over to Marina.

Elyse: Hi!

Marina: It's freezing!

Elyse: Well, I will admit it is cold but...What are some of your interests?

Marina: Music, and right now, getting out of this cold! Now could you please leave me alone?

Elyse: But I was just trying to start a conversation with you.

Marina: Don't care.

Meanwhile...

Michael: Blake!

Blake: Michael!

Michael: Bro hug!

The two bro hug, then Flynn taps Blake on the shoulder.

Flynn: Hey Blake.

Blake: Hey

Flynn: About what happened...I'm really sorry man. It wasn't me doing that. It's kinda hard to explain.

Blake: Yah, that stunt you pulled was bs man.

Flynn: Yep, I deserve that.

Michael: Wait, what hapened?

Blake: Well, it all started when he got mad at me back in Rome.

Flynn: Yah, I have bipolar disorder.

Blake: But that still doesn't excuse your actions.

Michael: Oh yah.

Flynn: I know, and I just wish there was a way to make it up to you...

Blake: Hmmm...Well there is one way.

Blake whispers something in Flynn's ear. Meanwhile...

Silena: Hey Viv.

Viviana: Hey mom.

Silena: *Laughs* Well it's good to see you and Michael are together. Or at least on the same page.

Viviana: Yah well, the game's more imprortant now. Lord knows my family needs it.

Before Silena can respond, Dawn taps her on the shoulder.

Dawn: There he is!

Silena: Let's get him!

Dawn slaps Deigo.

Diego: Hey...babe. What was that for?

Dawn: Don't you "Hey babe" me. I went back and watched all the episodes I was in. I saw what you said about me.

Silena slaps Diego.

Silena: Me too. You jerk.

Diego: Ladies, that was...I was...

Silena: HAHA! Oh, that's rich. You think you can talk your way out of this one? Well think again, bub.

Silena and Dawn again slap Diego.

Silena: Come on Dawn, lets not waste anymore time with this imbecile.

Dawn:  Agreed. I can't stand another miniute with this trash heap.

Dawn and Silena: HMPH!

They both fold their arms and walk away, but not before stepping on Diego's toes.

Conf: Diego: I've gotta re-think my strategies.

Meanwhile, Micah attempts to punch Fred, but slips on a patch of ice in front of him.

Fred: HAHA! Good to see you again!

Micah gets back up.

Micah: I AM SO GONNA GET YO...

Micah slips again.

Fred: *Laughs and claps* This is my new favorite show!

Suddenly, Sean sneaks up on Fred and kicks him in the knees.

Sean: There, now how does it feel to have a knee injury?

Micah laughs as he slips on the ice again.

Fred: *As he's in pain* What was that for?

Sean: I watched the episode I was eliminated in! I saw how you used Kaele to eliminate me!

Conf: Fred: *With ice bags on his knees* Ohhh, I've gotta re-think my strategies.

Suddenly, Chris blows an airhorn. Everyone turns around.

Chris: Can I get to the challenge now?

Everyone nods their heads.

Chris: Thank you. First off, welcome to the Beluka Mountain in Siberia!

Elyse: Beluga?

Chris: No, Beluka...

Tristan: Big kahuna?

Chris: *Frustrated* No, it's Bleuka!

Micah: Big *Censored*?

Everyone stares at Micah.

Silena: That didn't even rhyme with the last two guesses.

Chris: For one last time, it's Beluka. Anyways, you guys are now being split into two teams.

Everyone gasps.

Davy: But I can't compete against Tristan!

Elyse: And I don't wanna compete against Lucas.

Chris: Well too bad. For this challenge and this challenge only, the still competing contestants will be known as the Magnificent Meatballs.

Fred: That's a lame name.

Chris: Whatever. The eliminated contestants will be known as the Pathetic Pasta.

Viviana:  I bet you were hungry when you came up with those names.

Everyone except Viviana and Chris laughed at that comment.

Chris: That's not the point. Anyways, your challenge will be to ride up this mountain, then ride back down it. Oh, and there's a little twist. If the pasta wins today, not only will one of you will be going home, but your spot will be taken by one of the eliminated contestants.

The competing contestants gasps.

Chris: But if the meatballs win today, no one's going home, and the rest of you can I don't know, make a snowman or something.

The eliminated contestants gasp.

Chris: Any questions?

Flannery: Actually yes. First, that's an awfully big mountain, so how are we supposed to get to the top of it? And second, what will we be riding in?

Chris: To answer your first question, caves. there are two caves somewhere at the base of this mountain which lead to the top. And second, had you all been paying attention, you would've noticed these rocket powered sleds that fit ten people. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go have my lunch.

Viviana: Knew it.

Everyone gets into the sleds.

Chef: On your mark...get set...GO!

Silena: Um, how do we turn these things on?

Chef facepalms himself.

Chef: The lever, next to the scrawny kid over there.

Lucas: I got it.

Unbeknownst to the pasta, the meatballs had already started.

Elyse: Where is this cave?

Viviana: We'll know when we see it.

Luna: Hey...what's that?

Flynn: What's what?

Luna: Up...Up ahead!

Michael: It looks like a sign.

Viviana: Kaele, since you're closest to the lever, stop this thing up ahead.

Kaele: Sure thing.

When they reach the sign, Kaele stops the vehicle. Diego wipes the snow off the sign.

Diego: Ruso. I cant read it. does anyone know how to speak Russian?

Kaele: Ooh! I do! I took a class for a semester.

Kaele pushes Diego over.

Kaele: It say cave 10 miles that way.

Viviana: Oh great. Looks like it's going to be a long day. Come on everyone. Lets go.

Kaele and Diego get back into their seats. Kaele pulls the lever as Viviana starts to drive her team to the cave. Meanwhile...

Tristan: Why can't this thing go any faster?

Adrianna: I have to agree with Tristan. For a rocket powered vehicle, this thing isn't going very fast.

Micah: I'm driving as fast as I can, but I don't have my driver's license yet.

Silena: Wait, why is Micah driving?

Everyone expcept for Micah and Silena shrug their shoulders.

Micah: I don't know, I just sat down in the front.

Tristan: Move over 1970, I'm driving now.

Tristan pushes Micah over and takes his seat.

Adrianna: Um, I'm not sure that's such a good idea.

Tristan: Hold on everybody, I'm about to kick this thing in to overdrive!

Tristan steps on the gas, and the sled goes so fast that Micah loses his afro wig. Meanwhile, the Meatballs had just gotten to the entrance of their cave, but there was something blocking their way.

Robotic voice: Halt! Before entering this cave, you must first answer three riddles.

Viviana: Screw this!

Viviana backs the sled up, then breaks through the crossing gate arms.

Robotic voice: Halt!

A metal door comes down in front of Viviana.

Viviana: Okay, what are your stupid riddles?

Robotic voice: I am always running, never stopping. You may think you can beat me, but I'll always catch up to you in the end. You always want more of me, but you never have enough of me. What am I?

Flynn: Time.

Robotic voice: Correct! Just then, a trap door opens up underneath the meatballs. Later, everyone wakes up. They are all in what appears to be a dungeon, but they are in separate rooms. Diego, Fred, and Kaele are in one room, Davy, Flannery, and Elyse are in another room, and Michael, Viviana, Luna, and

Flynn are in the last room.

Viviana: Where am I?

Luna: It appears...It appears we're in a dungeon...and we're both shackled up!

Flynn: I would help you, but I'm a bit tied up at the moment.

Luna: Oh my.

Michael: Looks like it's up to me to save you guys.

Viviana: Just my luck.

Diego: Ugh, what happened?

Fred: I don't know.

Diego: Why are you wearing shackles?

Fred: Why are you wearing shackles?

Suddenly, the sound of laughter is heard.

Fred: What are you laughing at?

Kaele: It's funny to see you tied up!

Fred: Will you just help me?

Kaele: Sure thing, after I take a picture of you on my phone.

Fred: You better not post it on the internet!

Kaele: Thanks for the idea!

Davy: Ugh, what happened?

Davy notices the shackles on his wrists.

Davy: What the?

Elyse: You too, huh?

Davy: What? What are you doing here? Someone get Davy out of this thing!

Flannery: Eh, I think I'll wait a bit.

Davy: What? Why?

Flannery: Frankly, because you're a tool and she's a bully.

Davy and Elyse look each other in the face. Meanwhile...

Robotic voice: You must answer three riddles!

Tristan: Yah, screw that.

Tristan crashes through the crossing gate arms. A metal door closes in front of him, so he gets a blowtorch out of his new sack and proceeds to burn a hole in the door. He continues on his way when a trap door open up beneath him and the rest of his team. Later, they all wake up and find themselves in the same predicament that the Meatballs were in. In the first room, it's Tristan, Alexis, and Dawn, the second is Micah, Sean, Silena, and Marina, and the third is Adrianna, Blake, and Lucas.

Blake: Where am I?

Lucas: It appears that we are in some dungeon, being held by shackles.

Blake: Ugh, Chris!

Lucas: We can curse Chris later, now we need to find a way to get out.

Adrianna: I think that's where I come in.

Sean: Ugh, I can't belive that he's our only hope.

Marina: Hey, it could be worse, we could be stuck here with Tristan.

Silena: Yah, or Diego.

Micah: Hold on! I'll get you guys out lickety split!

Micah tries to save Sean, but gets cought up in the chains and trips.

Silena: Something tells me we're going to lose this challenge.

Dawn: Why am I in shackles?

Alexis: Oh god, it's him!

Tristan: Looks like I'm your last hope ladies! Now, who's ready to make a deal?

Alexis: With you? Are you kidding me?

Tristan: Nope!

Dawn: What do you want?

Tristan: Oh nothing, just a small favor in return!

Dawn: What kind of favor?

Alexis: You're insane if you think I'll help you!

Tristan: I'm insane either way! Now quit stalling!

Dawn: Fine, I'll do whatever you want. Now could you please just free me?

Tristan: Sure thing princess! I like her!

Dawn: Yah, well don't get any ideas.

Meanwhile, over in the Meatballs' dungeon...

Viviana: Could you hurry up?

Michael: I'm trying to go as fast as I can! There's gotta be a key here somewhere.

Michael looks into the toilet. He sees something shiny.

Michael: I think I found it, but I I think I'm going to have to do a little plumbing.

Luna: Here...reach into my pack...My crossbow is in there...You can use it to bust open that toilet.

Viviana: You have a crossbow?

Flynn: Hey, you've gotta be prepared for any situation, isn't that right, Luna?

Luna: *Smiles* Yep!

Micahel reaches into Luna's backpack and pulls out a crossbow. With it, he breaks the toilet, causing water to shoot up in the air, but there is no key. Meanwhile...

Diego: What's taking so long?

Kaele: Have you ever tried to pick a lock without a proper hairpin? I'm trying the best I can!

Fred: I think what Diego means is we haven't got all day.

Kaele: You be quiet!

Fred: What'd I say?

Kaele: Chris'es mansion.

Suddenly,  Kaele frees Diego's right arm with just a wire.

Fred: Great! Now only seven more to go.

Kaele: Will you cut me some slack? I'm doing the best I can.

Fred: Well your best isn't enough. Try harder!

Kaele: I...

Before Kaele can finish her sentence, Fred and Diego are suddenly freed, and another trap door opens underneath all of them.

Flannery: Why won't this work?

Davy: Maybe it's just you.

Flannery stares daggers at Davy.

Flannery: You know what, maybe I won't save you.

Elyse: Look, just use my crowbar.

Flannery: Fine, I'll save you, but not genius over there.

Davy: Hey!

Flannery grabs Elyse's crowbar out of her bag, and proceeds to bash the shackles with it until they break, much to Elyse's chagrin. Flannery hands it back to Elyse, but it is partially damaged.

Elyse: What the heck man?

Flannery: What? I saved you.

Elyse: Yah, but you ruined my crowbar.

Flannery: Hey, you said to save you, you didn't say how.

Elyse: Oh yah? Well maybe you should learn not to rush into things like that!

Davy: Um girls, as entertaining as this is, who's gonna save me?

Elyse: I will.

Davy: Alright, just use Davy's guitar pick, I it's in my right pocket.

Elyse grabs the pick out of Davy's pocket and proceeds to free Davy of the shackles.

Flannery: Come on jerks. We'd better find the others.

Davy and Elyse: Agreed.

Davy: *Whispering* Hey, she's really getting on Davy's nerves.

Elyse: Same here.

Davy: What if we try to get her out?

Elyse: I would like that.

Over in the Pasta's dungeon, Tristan has just finished freeing Dawn via his blowtorch.

Dawn: Great, no could you get these shackles off of me?

Tristan: Hey, I agreed to free you, not necessarily get the shackles off of you.

Alexis: Aren't you gonna save me?

Tristan: Nope! Not unless you're ready to make a deal.

Alexis: Okay, fine. Just get me out of these things.

Tristan: That's what I like to hear.

Tristan frees Alexis.

Tristan: Come on girls! We've got some errands to run!

Alexis: Don't you mean we've got to save the rest of our teammates?

Tristan: Yah, maybe that too.

Meanwhile...

Sean: Look, I don't think this is working.

Silena: Yep, this is going just about how I thought it would.

Marina: Looks like we're stuck here for the rst of the day.

Micah: WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE!

Marina, Sean, and Silena: UGH!

Just then, Adrianna, Lucas, and Blake hear them, and come to their aid.

Silena: How'd you guys get out?

Adrianna: It was a simple equation, really.

Lucas: She broke my themomator.

Adrianna: Don't tell them that!

Marina: So are you going to help us, or what?

Blake: Sure thing!

Lucas: Here, let me handle it this time.

Lucas takes a needle out of his backpack, and jiggles it around in the lock for a few seconds until it unlocks. He does the same for everybody else.

Lucas: Okay, now who are we missing?

Blake: Tristan, Dawn, and Alexis.

Adrianna: Knowing Tristan, I'd be scared for Dawn and Alexis.

Silena: Agreed. We'd better go now!

Meanwhile, Davy, Elyse, and Flannery have found Michael, Flynn, Viviana, and Luna and freed the latter three, but they can't Diego, Fred, and Kaele.

Flannery: Where are they?

Viviana: Maybe they went up there.

Everyone looks up to see a door on the ceiling.

Elyse: How are we supposed to get up there?

Everyone stares at Elyse.

Elyse: What?

Cuts to Viviana helping Michael up as he is the last one to use Elyse's grappling hook.

Viviana: We got everyone?

Flynn: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Yep, everyone's here.

Viviana: Okay, that's good. Anyone brought and lights?

Luna: It...is kinda dark in here.

Michael: Hey, I found a light switch.

Michael turns the light switch on. Just then, a roar is heard.

Flannery: Um, what was that?

A terrified Michael points behind Flannery. Flannery then turns around and sees the Dragon from the last challenge.

Flannery: Oh great, not him again.

Meanwhile...

Dawn: Where are we going?

Tristan: We're skipping ahead to the next challenge, forget about the rest of those clowns.

Alexis: Okay, but how do we know when we're there?

Tristan: Look.

Tristan points up at a door on the ceiling.

Dawn: Okay, but how are we gonna get there?

Suddenly, Tristan can be seen placing a ladder against the wall.

Alexis: Where'd you get that ladder?

Tristan: From my sack, now stop asking questions!

Dawn: But how'd you fit a ladder in...

Tristan: I said STOP ASKING QUESTIONS, your hear me?

Dawn: Okay.

Conf: Dawn: You know, it is interesting how Tristan seems to have something for every occcasion.

Tristan and the girls climb up the ladder and open the door.

Tristan: Whatever it is, I'm ready for it! Give me your best shot, Chris!

Dawn turns on the lights, only to find sasquatchanaquwa, Fang, and a baby seal.

Dawn: Oh, a baby seal!

Dawn walks up to the baby seal, but it makes a menacing growl and sanps at her.

Alexis: That's no ordinary baby seal!

Tristan: I could've told her that.

Just then, the rest of the Pasta arrive.

Tristan: Oh who invited you?

Adrianna: You did, by leaving this ladder leading up to here.

Tristan: WELL GO AWAY!

Lucas: You sure about that?

Cuts to Dawn getting attacked by the aformentioned baby seal.

Tristan: Yes, I don't need you!

Adrianna: Look, we're all here for the same thing. I've got just as much of a chance as you of getting back in the competition! Don't think you can just boss us around.

Tristan: *Sigh* Alright, fine. You can help, I guess.

Adrianna: Good.

Meanwhile...

Michael: Why me? Why does it always have to be me?

The dragon corners Michael. Just then...

Viviana: Hey ugly!

The dragon turns around.

Viviana: Yah, I'm takling to you! You big ugly pile of scrapmetal!

The dragon snorts, then chases after Viviana.

Viviana: Now Flannery and Davy!

Flannery and Davy hold up some rope, Viviana skips over the rope, but at the last second, Davy pulls on the rope, causing Flannery to lose her grip and her balance. The dragon continues chasing after Viviana.

Viviana: *Censored*

Luna: Okay...it's time for plan b.

Luna grabs her crossbow, and shoots it at the dragon's chest, knocking it out.

Meanwhile...

Fred: Where are we now?

Just then, the room that they are in starts filling with water.

Kaele: Why'd you open your big mouth?

Meanwhile, the the pasta was having a rough go. Dawn, Micah, and Alexis were getting mauled by the baby seal, Adrianna, Sean, and Silena were busy with Fang, and Blake, Lucas, and Marina were trying to put away sasquatchanakwa. Tristan was just taking in all the chaos.

Adrianna: Well, I don't think we're going to get any help from him.

Silena: Anyone got any plans?

Sean: Hold on!

Just then, Sean ducks out view. A few seconds later, Fang collapses to the ground, with Sean behind him.

Sean: Pressure points. Man, can they hurt when exploited.

Adrianna: Well done.

Blake: Any ideas?

Marina: Um, ask Tristan for help?

Blake: Plans that don't involve asking that scoundrel for help.

Lucas: I've got one, but you'll both need to trust me.

Blake: Done!

Marina: Alright.

Lucas: Okay. Here Marina, take this.

Lucas hand Marina a syringe filled with some liquid.

Marina: What am I supposed to do with this?

Lucas whispes something in Marina's ear.

Blake: What do I do?

Lucas: Insult him.

Blake: What am I supposed to say?

Lucas: I don't know, just say something Elyse would say!

Blake: Okay. Hey um...stupid!

Sasquatchanaquwa turns his attention to Blake.

Blake: Now what do I do?

Lucas: To put it bluntly, run.

Blake: What?

Lucas: Just do it!

Blake: *Gulp* Alright.

Blake starts running and Sasquatchanaquakwa chases after him.

Lucas: Now!

Just then, Marina sticks Sasquachanakwa in the back with the syringe and injects him with the liquid. Sasquachanakwa then passes out.

Blake: What was that?

Lucas: Anesthetic.

Micah: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HELP ME!

Dawn: Well, now we know what he's good for.

Alexis: We'd better help him.

Dawn: Yah, but it would be so much easier to see what Tristan has up his sleeve.

Dawn and Alexis both look back at where Tristan was. He has dissappeared.

Alexis: He's gone!

Dawn: Wonder where he could've went.

They turn around, only to see the seal encased in a foam-like substance with Tristan right next to it, and Micah, albeit with torn clothes, in alright shape.

Dawn: What did you do to it?

Tristan: Oh, a little secret. Come on, we've gotta get out of here.

Conf: Dawn: I love a man with secrets.

Meanwhile, Diego, Kaele, and Fred were near the ceiling.

Fred: What do we do now, genius?

Kaele: Um...

She stares at the bricks on the ceiling.

Kaele: I've got it! One of these bricks controls the water. We press on it, and it stops.

Diego: You sure about that?

Kaele: You wanna bet your life that I'm not?

Diego: Good point.

Fred: Alright, fine!

The three start pressing on bricks. Fed presses on one, but it releases pirhanas.

Kaele: Really Chris?

Diego presses on one, it reveals a way out, but it's far away from Diego. Kaele quickly helps Fred up.

Diego: You're leaving me?

Kaele: No!

Kaele takes off her shoe, and throws it the pirhanas' way, giving Diego enough time to swim to the exit. Kaele helps Diego up and then Diego pulls Kaele up.

Diego: Thanks for saving my life.

Kaele: Oh, it was no big deal. Come on, let's go.

Kaele, Diego, and Fred continue on their way, eventually reaching a doorway. They open it, only to find the side of a snowy mountain. Meanwhile, their comrades had already started the race down hill. They got to the top of the hill, only to find their sled completely unharmed. By now, they had come across a gap in the way.

Michael: What do we do now?

Elyse: I could use my grappling hook.

Viviana: That's a good idea, but what about the sled?

Elyse: Oh yah.

Luna: I...I think I see a bridge over there.

Flannery: Good, let's go.

The team heads over to the bridge, only to find missing some planks.

Viviana: This bridge is unstable.

Elyse: So now what do we do?

Flannery: The rest of you get out of the sled and walk across, I'll drive the sled across the bridge.

Viviana: Sounds good.

Everyone else walks across the bridge, Flannery goes across, and the sled short circuts.

Flannery: What's happening?

Just then, a plank breaks on the sled.

Flannery: Oh no, I'm stuck, Guy! I need help!

Just then...

Tristan: OUT OF MY WAY!

Tristan has no remorse as he rushes past Flannery, leaving her flailing.

Flannery: Guys! Help!

Viviana: I'll help her!

Viviana helps Flannery up, and the gets the sled unstuck and drives it past through to the other side.

Viviana: Come on! We've gotta hurry up.

Everyone gets in the sled and Viviana drives.Meanwhile, the pasta passes Diego, Kaele, and Fred.

Tristan: Hi guys!

Just then, the meatballs crash into them.

Elyse: Where have you guys been?

Viviana: That doesn't matter, just get in the sled.

The three get in the sled and Viviana steps on the gas. After a while, they pass the pasta.

Tristan: Not on my watch!

Tristan takes out glues filled water balloons and starts hurling them at the meatballs.

Viviana: What the?

Davy: Ah, a classic!

The meatballs get pelted by glue as the pasta passes them, and  crosses the finish line.

Chris: And the Pathetic Pasta wins! And you know what that means!

The meatballs groan.

Chris: So, this is what we're going to use to determine who's coming back.

Marina: A slot machine?

Chris: yes, left over from the challenge you got eliminated in. Now, lets go. Oh, and before I forget, however this thing lands on has immunity tonight.

Chris pulls the lever on the slot machine. After a few seconds, it lands on Tristan.

Chris: Um, has anyone seen Tristan?

Adrianna: No.

Marina: Not since the end of the challenge.

Chris: Oh well, since he's not here, better spin again.

Chris attempts to spin the machine again, but before he can, smoke bombs are dropped, and a puff of smoke fills the air. As the smoke clears, Tristan appears. With a creepy smile on his face, he udders:

Tristan: HAHA! I told you i'd be back some sunny day, I told you! You dolts thought you got rid of me in Scotland? Well then, you're living a fallacy, a Siberian fallacy! You ain't seen nothing yet! Because I'm baaaaaaaaaack, MWAHAHA! And you're all in a World of hurt!

Everyone gasps.

Tristan: Except for you Davy. Here, let me give you a high-5!

Tristan high fives Davy.

Chris: Okay, that's enough of that, everyone, get voting!

Before the elimination ceremony, Michael and Viviana were the two most popular people.

Michael: So, I was just told by Flynn, and Luna to vote for Davy.

Viviana: And I was just told by fred to vote for Flannery.

Michael: I'm not sure fred is the most trustworthy person.

Viviana: Agreed. which is why I'm going to listen to Flynn and Luna.

Conf: Tristan: Flannery

Conf: Davy: You're

Conf: Elyse: Going down!

Conf: Diego: I'll side with Tristan for now, but only because I need the allies.

Chris: Okay, Luna, you get the first Barf bag.

Luna catches her barf bag.

Chris: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Tristan, Flynn, Viviana, Michael, and Kaele, here are your barf bags.

Chris: And the last barf bag goes to...Flannery!

Davy: WHAT?

Chris: Davis Pevcival Bartholomew Wolfgang Armadeus the third, do you have any last words?

Fred: Wait, that's his full name?

Davy: TRISTAN, AVENGE ME BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tristan: Will do!

Votes:

Davy: 6 Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna, Michael, Viviana

Flannery: 5 Davy, Diego, Elyse, Fred, Tristan