User:Stryzzar/Ridonculous Roleplay Audition Tape

Shawn
The audition tape opens up on a rooftop. Shawn is peering over the edge through some binoculars.

Shawn looks towards the camera.

Shawn: Coast is clear for now. Let's get this audition done.

Shawn clears his throat.

Shawn: Hey there I'm Shawn. I'm just a guy with the reasonable goals and ambitions of anyone my age. (pauses, before saying loudly) Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse!

Shawn: It's inevitable that our world is gonna be overrun with the undead, and only the prepared will survive the onslaught.

Shawn: I've trained my entire life for this, but I still need resources. That's why I'm signing up Total Drama. Zombie combating equipment ain't cheap you know.

Shawn: There's also the added bonus of being on a remote island surrounded by water, while I'm still vulnerable without my essentials. (whispers) Zombies can't swim.

A rustling sound is heard, leading Shawn to become wide-eyed with fear.

Shawn: The base has been compromised! RETREAT!!!

Shawn runs off in fear. A small cat then walks onscreen and miaows, before the tape ends.