User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 15: Eye of the Tristan

???: Diego, Elyse, Flannery, Flynn, Fred, Kaele, Luna, Michael, Tristan, Viviana 10/10

Intern: Yah, the thing's operational, but you see, it's a bit unstable.

Chris: *Turns in his chair* Sounds great!

Intern: But sir...

Chris: That's just just the way I like it.

Chris hangs up his phone.

Chris: Now that that's over, last time on Total Drama World Domination, Siberia. It was rather cold. Some new friendships were formed, some on my nerves. Oh, and did I mention that all of the eliminated contestants returned for a chance to get back on the show. Yah, that turned out to be a bummer, as it was the villainous and quite frankly very creepy Tristan returning. But in a surprise twist, it was Davy going home in the end. Who will be up for the challenge this time? Find out on this edition of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Conf: Tristan: Why hello there viewing audience. Today it's Tristan here with a newsflash. ATTENTION NEWS ALEART: Justin, Scott, and Jim got it all wrong. They never cared about the challenges. Really, who needs an idol when you've got diplomatic immunity? What I did to Adrianna has taught me two things. One, even though that was a brilliant move, I can't do that again. At least not every round. And two, these idiots are smarter than I thought. From now on, I'm going to do everything I can to insure I win the challenges, and find ways to control the house when I don't. That is all. Thank you.

Conf: Fred: Ugh, that last elimination really set me back. I lost not one, but two allies. Thankfully, at least one of them got replaced by Tristan, but I've really gotta lay low for now.

Tristan and Fred are in the first class bar discussing details of what to do next.

Tristan: Look, we need to get the biggest threats to us out first.

Fred: I agree, but how? We just lost Davy, and I don't think the others are going to be kind to us if we continue to go the way we're going.

Tristan: Look, my plan is to win inivincibility for the both of us, so that we don't enve need to worry about them.

Fred: That's a good plan in theroy, but what happens when you don't?

Tristan: Simple. You know how at leat two people always get votes?

Fred: Yah.

Tristan: Well, then we vote for that person.

Fred: But what if that other person is me?

Tristan: Look, I've got more than enough things in this sack to stir up the drama and make sure that the others get votes instead of us. You got it?

Fred: That's actually a pretty good idea. Okay, I'm in. Got it.

Tristan: Okay, good. Now if you'll ecuse me, I've got an appointment that I can't be late for.

Conf: Diego: Ugh, I can't believe I'm siding with Tristan. Normally, I would be happy to have another alli, at least until they're no longer of use to me, but in Tristan's case, he's just so...weird. Wish I could side anybody else, but after what I did to Silena, I'm hanging on by a thread. This idol is keeping me safe, but the question is for how much longer? Personally, out of all the scum on the earth, he one of if not the worst. But I've gotta do what I've gotta do to stay in the game.

Conf: Elyse: I'm more than just a bully. At least, I wanna be. That little red haired girl is getting on my nerves. HMPH!

Meanwhile...

Michael: Can you believe we've made it this far?

Viviana: I can't believe you made it this far, especially after you keep finding new ways to injure yourself.

Michael: VIV!

Viviana: Well am I wrong? You nearly got killed in London, got hit by scrapmetal in Rome, got dropped on the head in the Bermuda Triangle, and nearly got killed again, twice, by a giant robotic dragon.

Michael: I...have no good comeback for that. You're right.

Viviana: Of course, I'm always right.

Meanwhile...

Elyse: Okay Elyse, you know what to do. Just walk up to him and ask him about stuff.

Elyse walks up to Michael and taps him on the shoulder.

Elyse: Hey um, Michael is it?

Michael: *Surprised and a little bit scared* Elyse! What's um...What's up?

Elyse: *Deadpan* The sky. Also us, since I guess we're in the sky.

Michael: Oh um, HAHA! Very funny.

Elyse: I wasn't aware I was being funny. *Clenches fist* Do I look funny to you?

Michael: No, it's just that...Please don't hurt me.

Elyse: Look, I wasn't going to hurt you, okay. I just, I know, I'm a bully. But but...

Michael: But what?

Elyse: Oh...you wouldn't understand.

Michael: Okay.

Elyse gets up and runs away, bursting into tears. Viviana sees this, gets up and goes after her.

Viviana: What's wrong?

Elyse: Go away! It's not like you would understand.

Viviana: Try me.

Elyse: Okay. Well in case you haven't noticed, I'm kinda known as a bully.

Viviana: I will admit, I have noticed that.

Elyse: Yah well, everyone's scared of me.

Viviana: I'm not scared of you. If I was, I wouldn't be having this conversation with you.

Elyse: Not here, back home. Everyone is afraid of me back home.

Viviana: Well, if you're acting like a bully, I can see why they would be.

Elyse: It's just that no one ever wants to talk to me.

Viviana: And...

Elyse: I wish...I sometimes wish I had more friends! *Flails arms around* It's just...ERR! It irritates me.

After she says this, she accidently hits Flannery, who was right next to her.

Flannery: Ow, hey! Don't hit people, bully.

Elyse: Oh yah? Well maybe if you weren't in my way, I wouldn't have hit you.

Flannery: Excuse me? You should watch where you're going next time. Jerk.

Luna: I...I'm sure she didn't mean it.

Then...

Elyse: *Censored*

Viviana's, Luna's and Flannery's jaws all drop.

Elyse: I...I'm sorry...It's just...

Elyse tears up again and runs away. Meanwhile, as Diego is just getting back from the confessional, he runs into Kaele.

Diego: Watch where you're going!

Kaele: You're the one who bumped into me.

Diego: No, you bumped into me.

Kaele: Ugh, I so don't have time for this.

Kaele gets up, but not before noticing a locket with a picture of an unknown woman on it.

Kaele: Hey, who's that?

Diego: WHAT? THAT'S...THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. NOW GO!

Kaele: Alright.

Conf: Kaele: Hmmmmm...I wonder what he's being so secretive about.

Meanwhile...

Chef: Why'd you call me down here?

Tristan: To discuss a few things. ​​​​​​

Chef: Like what?

Tristan: First off, your little alliance with Davy.

Chef: Wait, you knew about that?

Tristan: I was the one who came up with the idea.

Chef: Okay, will I be getting my money?

Tristan: Shush! You'll get your money.

Chef: Sounds good. But if you're looking for an alliance with me, then you'll have to give me the money upfront, or promise me something else in return.

Tristan: SHUT UP! I don't want an alliance with you.

Chef: Then what do you want?

Tristan: Nothing!

Chef: What? but I thought you called me down here to...

Before Chef can finish his sentence, Tristan leaves. Later, Kaele is hiding in a closet, just putting the finishing touches on her secret project.

Kaele: AAAAAAAAAAAAAnd...There! Now I just gotta let the paint dry.

Flynn: Whatcha doing?

Kaele: AWW! Flynn, you scared me. What are you doing here?

Flynn: I just got up to grab a bite to eat. As I was coming back, and I heard a voice coming from this closet, and wondered what was going on.

Kaele: You sir, truly are the master of making creepy enterances.

Flynn: Yah, I get that a lot.

Kaele: Frankly, I'm not surprised.

Flynn: So, what are you doing that's so secret, you need to hide in a closet?

Kaele: Well, since you must know, I've got this here idol.

She pulls out her original idol.

Flynn: Okay.

Kaele: I got it way back in Chris'es mansion, and I haven't used it, obviously.

Flynn: Uh huh.

Kaele:  And I was just thinking, "Ya know, what if somebody steals it, then...

Flynn: Then what would you do?

Kaele: Exactly, and...

Flynn: And you decided to make a decoy.

Kaele: Yes, how did you know?

Flynn: I'm good at reading emotions. Plus you kinda spilled paint on your hand.

Kaele: Will you promise not to tell anybody?

Flynn: Your secret's safe with me!

Kaele: Alright, thanks.

Conf: Kaele: I'm not sure if I can trust Flynn, after what happened in Bermuda. I guess if he gets like that again and tries to steal my idol or something, I guess I'll have no choice but to vote him out.

Later...

Chris: *Intercom* Contestants, it's time for your fist merge challenge. Meet me in the elimination area in ten! 10 minutes later, everyone is in the elimination area. Suddenly Chris and Chef come out dressed as Ben Franklin and George Washington.

Chris: Okay first off, I have two announcements!

Viviana: Is the first one that you look ridicoulous?

Chris: No, and I do not. Chef does, but I do not. Anyways, I have a new rule that I wanna lay down for this season.

He holds up a green rubber stamp.

Chris: This season, whoever wins invincibilty wins this green stamp!

Viviana: And we should care because...

Chris: Because, this stamp will double your vote.

The contestants gasp.

Conf: Diego: Yes yes yes oh thank you thank you thank you. That makes this idol worth more.

Conf: Tristan: Hmm...Interesting. I'VE GOT TO DO WHATEVER I CAN TO WIN!

Chris: And second, You guys will from now on be known as the Charismic Chimeras.

Viviana: What, you couldn't come up with a better name?

Chris: Nope! Now, on to the challenge! Forscore and seven years ago...

Viviana: That's Abe Lincoln.

Chris: A house divided...

Viviana: Also Lincoln.

Chris: You know what, history isn't really my thing. Chef!

Chef opens the door, outside waiting for them is the Liberty Bell. To their left is a boxing ring.

Kaele: Okay, you're dressed as Ben Franklin and George Washington, but our challenge takes place in a boxing ring? How does that make any sense?

Chris: Because Kaele, Philadelphia isn't just known for history and stuff. It's also where the Rocky movies were filmed. I think.

Viviana facepalms herself at this.

Michael: So who are we fighting against?

Chris: I'm glad you asked that question Michael. In this corner, weighing in at a whopping 550 pounds, we have the ChefTron 2000!

An intern releases scary looking fighting robot from the far corner.

Chris: First one to beat him wins an advantage in the next challenge. He is the biggest, baddest, meanest fighting machine that money could buy, and he's all yours.

Michael: What?

Chris: Since you spoke up, you're his first vic...I mean challenger. Now get some boxing gloves on and get in the ring!

Viviana: Oh this oughtta end well.

Fueled by that comment, Michael suddenly gets a bout of bravery. He rips his shirt off, puts on the orange boxing gloves, gets in the ring, and promptly gets the snot beaten out of him. Michael gets his bell rung. In fact, the last punch launches Michael into the air and his motion gets stopped by the Liberty Bell.

Viviana facepalms herself.

Chris: Medic!

Chef: Lucas isn't here.

Viviana: I'll go get Lucas'es backpack.

Chris: Meanwhile, who wants to go next?

Most the remaining contestants back away. No one speaks up until...

Diego: *Sigh* Since no one else will do it, I guess I'll give it a try.

Chris: Alright, but just so you know, I'm not responsible for any injuries.

Diego: Whatever.

Diego puts on the boxing gloves and gets in the ring.

Diego: Alright, let's just get this overwith.

ChefTron punches Diego in the chest, Diego fights back with a right hook. ChefTron, with his fist, hits Diego directly on the top of his head.

Diego: Hey! That's not a legal move!

Chris: There are no rules in boxing. If you can light a guy's coffin on fire, you can give your opponent a headache.

Just then, ChefTron hits Diego in the nuts.

Chris: Or do that.

ChefTron kicks Diego off the ring.

Chris: Well, that was anticlimatic. Oh well. Anyone else wanna give it a shot?

Everyone backs up.

Conf: Tristan: Eh, I'll wait until it's worn down. I think that thing at full strength is too tough for even me to bring down.

Conf: Elyse: Eh, I'll wait until it's worn down. I think that thing at full strength is too tough for even me to bring down.

Meanwhile, Viviana gets back with Lucas'es backpack.

Viviana: Michael, are you alright?

Michael: What year is it?

Viviana: Okay, I'll take that as a no.

Viviana puts some gause on Michael's injuries and makes him sniff some smelling salts. Michael gets up.

Michael: Viviana? Where am I?

Viviana: It's good to have you back.

Cuts to Fred in the ring with ChefTron.

Fred: *Gulps* Bring it on!

ChefTron swings. Fred dodges.

Fred: HAHA! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ChefTron hits Fred in the gut. ChefTron then trips Fred.

Fred: What is this?

ChefTron gets out a chair. Before it can hit Fred...

Fred: Okay, that's it. I'm out! Uncle!

Before Fred can get out of the ring, ChefTron hits him with the chair.

Fred: I said uncle!

Chris: He doesn't quit until you get out of the ring.

Fred: Of course.

ChefTron attempts to hit Fred once more, but Fred dodges. Fred escapes from the ring before he recieves any more damage.

Chris: Okay, next up?

Flynn: I guess I'll do it.

Cuts to Flynn in the ring with ChefTron. ChefTron comes out swinging, but Flynn dodges.

Flynn: Hey, what's that?

ChefTron turns around. That's when Flynn gets him with a surprise attack, knocking ChefTron down. Flynn nearly has the robot pinned when it reaches for the chair, and hits Flynn with it, but Flynn doesn't quit. Flynn gets up and grabs his opponent by the stomach, and attempts to push the big bucket of bolts backwards. ChefTron starts pushing back. Flynn distract ChefTron long enough so he can look under the ring. He finds a golf club. Flynn runs up to ChefTron and starts hitting it with the golf club, then he tries to put the robot in a headlock but gets grabbed, and thrown off the stage.

Conf: Tristan: That's just the break I was looking for!

Chris: Anyone else?

Tristan: I'll do it!

Chris: Alright.

Tristan: Just gimme the gloves!

Tristan puts on the orange boxing gloves, and gets into the ring. He gets a pie out of his sack and throws it in the robot's face, which angers it. ChefTron wipes the off the bits of pie then throws the first punch. Tristan dodges. Tristan successfully lands a punch in the robot's face. ChefTron punches back, this time hitting Tristan.

Tristan: HAHA! That tickles!

Tristan gets out a hammer, and with it, hits ChefTron's toes. ChefTron grabs his toes and starts hopping up and down. Tristan puts his back up agaist the rope and then launches himselfinto ChefTron, Chef tron grabs Tristan and just starts shaking him.

Tristan: HAHA! I've got you on the ropes now!

Tristan headbutts ChefTron, but this causes pain to both Tristan and his opponent.

Tristan: That was worth it!

Tristan gets out a can of snakes and opens it in front of the robot, which startles it. Tristan then punches ChefTron several times. ChefTron regains it's composure though. Tristan then gets out a glass of water,and pours it on ChefTron, this has no effect. In fact, it only makes ChefTron angrier. ChefTron grabs Tristan and throws him out of the ring.Tristan attempts to get something out of his bag, but before he can...

Chris: Tristan loses. On to the next volunteer.

Tristan: What? But was just about to win this thing!

Chris: You're outside the ring, which means you're out.

Tristan: But I thought there were no rules?

Chris: Yah, about that. There are no rules inside the ring, but once you're out of the ring, you're done like dinner.

Tristan grumbles as he gets back to the rest of the contestants.

Conf: Elyse: That's just the break I was looking for! After two near losses, that thing's gotta be worn down!

Chris: Okay, who's up next?

Elyse: OOH! ME! PICK ME!

Chris: Since no one else wants to, the stage is all yours.

Cuts to Elyse in the ring.

Elyse: Come at me!

Elyse and the robot have a staredown, then...

Elyse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Elyse runs headfirst at her opponent. She punches the robot's midsection, then punches it in the face.

Elyse: You're not so tough!

The robot tries to hit Elyse with the chair, but she dodges.

Elyse: Hah! Is that the best you can do?

Suddenly, ChefTron throws a bowling ball at Elyse. Again she dodges, then blows a raspberry at ChefTron. Elyse then pick up the bowling ball, and rolls it back at ChefTron, knocking it down, She picks up the chair and hits the robot with it several times, short circuting it. Elyse then gets on top of it.

Chris: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, And that's it! Elyse wins an advantage next round!

Elyse: Great, what'd I win?

Chris: Oh, you just go to the starting point, it's over there.

Chris points to his right. Elyse heads in that direction. chris turns around and says:

Chris: Okay, now, since we're in Philadelphia, the rest of you are eating cheesesteaks.

Luna: How...is that a punishment?

Chris: Oh, you'll find out, soon enough. MWAHAHAHAHA!

Nine cheesesteaks later, and everyone's ready to begin the next challenge at Independence Hall.

Fred: Ugh, what was in those things?

Chris: None of your business. Now, for your next challenge, you must do your best Nick Cage impression, and steal the Declaration of Independence.

Kaele: Wait, are we stealing the real one?

Chris: No, of course not! They wouldn't even let me near the real one. Oh, and before I forget to mention, the place is heavily guarded. There are security measures up the wazzu, so like, watch out for that! HAHAHA. First one back here with the document gets immunity. Anyways, ready...set...GO!

Diego, Flynn, Kaele, and Viviana all go around the building, and enter through the back. Flannery and Elyse attempt to enter through the side of the building, while Tristan breaks a window on the second floor of the back, and then him and Fred scale the building to get in, Luna has the same idea, when she sees Tristan's grappling hook, and decides to use it. Meanwhile, Michael is the only one who enters through the front. That was a mistake.

Michael: Hello?

Suddenly, ChefTron comes out of a room, and enters Michael's path.

Michael: Oh come on!

Meanwhile...

Kaele: So, it looks like the back door is the most popular choice.

Diego: Knowing Chris, he probably has another robot or something waiting for us at the front door. No gracias.

Viviana: You've got that right!

The four enter through the door. Immediantely, everyone notices the lasers that line the hallway.

Kaele: And you thought this was better?

Diego: Cállate! You did too.

Viviana: Well, we've gotta figure a way throught these lasers before we worry about anything else.

Flynn: I think I've got a plan that'll work.

Viviana: Alright, let's hear it.

Flynn: Well, does anyone have a mirror?

Kaele: I do!

Diego: Great, that works for you, but what about the rest of us?

Flynn: We'll slide the mirror back to the beginning until all of us get through.

Viviana: Works for me.

Flynn with Kaele's mirror, gets through the lasers with relative ease, until about halfway through, when there is a laser pointing at his face, and one in between his legs.

Flynn: Um guys, a little help here!

Diego: Ay caramba, I knew this was a bad plan.

Viviana: Hold on! I've got another mirror!

Viviana slides Flynn her mirror, but it was a little too strong, and stops just beyond Flynn's reach.

Flynn: Great, now if only I could reach it.

Diego: Oh atorníllalo. Whatever happens to us can't be any worse than waiting around and letting others get ahead.

Kaele: NO!

Diego touches his foot up against the laser. the security systen goes off. Suddenly, a pendulum blade comes swinging down in Diego's direction. Kaele pushes Diego out of the way and dodges the blade, but not before she recieves a cut from the blade.

Flynn: Well, that was some security measure.

Kaele: DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!

Diego: Yah, admittedly I did not see that pendulum blade coming, but at least I'm a step closer. See ya!

Kaele: So that's it? You're just going to leave is here?

Diego: It's the merge, I have no obligation to any of you, so yes. Yes I am.

Viviana: Let him go, he's not worth your time.

Kaele: What is this pain I feel on my back?

Viviana examines Kaele's back. She notices the scrape that she got from the blade.

Viviana: Looks like you got a cut from that blade. Here, let me bandage you up.

Meanwhile, as Diego leaves them, he accidently steps through another laser. This time a cage falls down, trapping him.

Kaele: Serves you right!

Meanwhile, upstairs...

Tristan: Okay, so here's the plan. We...

Fred: What was that?

Tristan: Hmmm...Sounds like someone is using my grappling hook.

Fred: We can't have anyone knowing our plans! What do we do?

Tristan: Hide!

The two both climb a little ways up the chimney of a fireplace that hasn't been used in 200 years. Meanwhile, Luna makes it to the top.

Luna: Hello?...Is anybody here?

Tristan makes a shushing gesture at Fred.

Luna: Oh well...I guess whoever entered...whoever entered through here left.

Luna exits the room. Fred and Tristan get down.

Fred: Phew, that was close.

Tristan: We've gotta do something about her.

Fred: Why? She just appears to be nervous.

Tristan: Ah, but looks can be deciving. While I was gone, I looked up information about everyone here. She is an expert marksman, and a good planner. She needs to be dealt with if we have any hope of winning this challenge.

Fred: So what should we do?

Tristan whispers something in Fred's ear. Meanwhile...

Elyse: Ugh, you again?

Flannery: You could try being a bit nicer.

Elyse: Well, being nice...*sigh* Being nice just isn't my game.

Flannery: Obviously.

Elyse: You know what? Why don't you find anouther way in?

Flannery: With pleasure.

Flannery walks away.

Elyse: Good, glad she's gone.

Flannery: You know I can still hear you, right?

Elyse: Whatever!

As Flannery turns around, Elyse grabs a rock and throws it at a window.

Flannery: Could you be any less barbaric?

Elyse: And how else do you suppose I get in?

Flannery: Errrrrrrrr...Screw you! I'm going to find another way!

Elyse: Fine!

Flannery walks away. Elyse blows a raspberry at Flannery, then does the same, however, she walks into a trap, getting caught by a net and then pulled up to the ceiling.

Elyse: *Sarcastic* Great.

Meanwhile...

Viviana: Okay, that does it for your cut. We should get going now.

Flynn: But what should we do about him? *Points at Diego*

Kaele: Leave him here!

Viviana: That's fine with me.

Flynn: Alright. Let's go then.

Diego: But wait! Guys! I'm sorry!

Kaele: Save it.

Viviana, Flynn, and Kaele walk past Diego.

Diego: *Sigh*

He sits down, then takes out his locket of his deceased lover, Valentina.

Diego: Ooh, you'd know what to do. *Sigh* I just wish you wre here with me right now, but I know that's never going to happen. Not unless I die.

Diego sheds a tear. Just then, Michael lands in front of his cage.

Michael: Diego, are you crying?

Diego: WHAT? I uh...*wipes tear from eye and puts locket away* No. I was thinking...of a way to get out of this cage! Nothing to see here.

Michael: Oh okay. You need help?

Diego: *Defensive* Why would you help me?

Michael: Because it's the right thing to do. Also, after what I just went through, it would probably be smart to stay in this area for a while.

Diego: Well I don't need your help! Go away!

Michael: Alright.

Michael starts walking away.

Diego: Wait! I really could use some help, and while you're not the first person I would choose, I you're here, so, could you help me, please?

Michael: Alright.

Meanwhile...

Tristan: Okay, so you know the plan?

Fred: Yep!

Tristan: Alright, let's go!

Tristan and Fred sneak past Luna.

Luna: What was...What was that?

Just then, a sound is heard.

Luna: Hello? Anybody...here?

Luna turns the corner and finds Fred and Tristan, all tied up from activating a security measure.

Fred: Some plan this turned out to be!

Tristan: Okay, so I don't have the floor plans of this place.

Luna laughs at this.

Luna: You're going...to have to do better than that!

Fred: Shut up!

Luna walks past Tristan and Fred.

Tristan: Alright, could you reach for my knapsak, there's a blowtorch in there.

Fred: You want me to burn you?

Tristan: No, I want to burn you!

Meanwhile...

Flannery: Oh, *Grabs stomach* I'm not feeling right. I think I'm gonna...

Flannery barfs just as she is getting in the building.

Diego: Well, that wasn't plesant.

Michael: Oh no!

Michael barfs in front of Diego.

Diego: What was that for?

Michael: I'm sorry. I think it was those cheesesteaks Chris made us eat.

Diego: *Grabs stomach* Ay caramba!

Diego barfs on the cage. part of the cage dissolves as the barf hits it.

Diego: Man, Chris is really cheap.

Flannery: I'll say.

Diego: Ugh, I'm going to have to do this, aren't I?

Michael: Probably.

Diego begrudgingly slides past where the barf hit the cage.

Flannery: Oh, gross!

Diego: It wasn't my first choice, but at least I'm out.

Michael: That's true.

Diego: Come on!

Meanwhile...

Kaele: Where are we going?

Viviana: I don't know, I don't have the floor plan of this place!

Flynn: Look!

They look up and see the document. They then look at each other, then start gunning for it. Kaele suddenly get a stomach ache, and stops. Flynn, who is ahead of Viviana, lands on a trap door, which drops him to the basement. Viviana stops.

Viviana: Woah, we'd better be careful here.

Kaele: We?

Just then, Kaele barfs and sets off a trap. Suddenly, fire starts to rain down from the ceiling. Before the girls know it, they're trapped in a circle of fire. Just then, Luna enters the room.

Luna: Oh my.

Kaele: Luna! Could you help us?

Luna: Sure.

Luna gets a pitcher of water then comes back and pours it on the flame.

Viviana: We're gonna need more than that.

Luna: But I...Wait...Is that the Declaration of Independence?

Kaele and Viviana smile sheepishly.

Luna: You were gonna...get out of this...then take it all for yourself!

Viviana: Well, it is a game.

Luna, in response, grabs the declaration for herself then goes back to helping the girls.

Luna: I may be...a nice person and all but...I am not letting you take advantage...of me.

Meanwhile, Fred has managed to get into Tristan's knapsack via his mouth. When suddenly...

Tristan: Hey Fred, I think I feel a fart coming on!

Fred: First, gross. Second, why are you telling me this?

Tristan: I'll try to hold it as long as I can. Grab the box of matches, light one, the light the rope on fire, then get back.

Fred: Are you insane?

Tristan: Yes, but that's not the point. Just do it.

Fred: Alright.

Fred grabs the match box with his mouth, he then frees his left hand partially, then grabs a match and lights it. he then puts the flame up to the rope Tristan is tied to. Tristan lets out a big fart, which lights the rest of the rope on fire. Tristan rolls around on the grond to put the fire out. He then unties Fred.

Fred: Well, that worked.

Tristan: Of course it did! Now let's go!