User blog:Attackin/Total Drama Champions ep. 15: 101 ways to die (rewrite)

Mergers: Angelina, Mark, Slasher, Alec, Victoria and Colette (6,8)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Champions Chef took control and had the kids fight it out with weapons, in the end Colette convinced Slasher to vote Daisuke. Will Colette win again? Find out now on Total Drama Champions!

The scene opens with the contestants enjoying their time by a river. Alec and Victoria were sunbathing and Colette was reading a book.

Victoria: Hey Alec can you go get me a drink please?

Alec: Oh, no problem I’d love to!

Alec gets up and runs towards their cooler.

Colette: How did you get him to do that so easily? He use to never do anything for you unless he benefits.

Victoria: It’s great Colette, after the hunting challenge Alec has become way more open to the relationship idea. I’m slowly turning him into a gentleman.

Alec walks back to Victoria cutting of their conversation.

Victoria: Thanks babe.

Alec: No problem, I’m always happy to make you happy.

Colette: Hey Victoria can you get your slave to get me some food?

Alec: Hey I’m not a slave! I was just being nice.

Colette: Hey, Remember when you use to be the big bad strategist who never cared about others? Because I sure don’t.

Alec: I’ll have you know I pushed Victoria into some lions.

Victoria glares at Alec.

Alec: But that was a huge mistake.

Colette: Your problem Alec is that you think you’re a big boy who could eliminate the strongest of contestants but you’re a total push over.

'''Alec: I hate to agree with Colette on anything but she’s right, ever sense we merged I’ve been a total pushover, but after this that’s going to change! Watch out! Bwahahah!'''

Victoria: Looks like Colette is trying to ruin all of my hard work, luckily Alec is stronger than that.

Meanwhile Mark is trying to learn how to swim.

Angelina: Ok Mark now you move your left arm.

Mark: I think I’m starting to get it!

Colette: Wait Mark you don’t know how to swim? That’s pathetic on too many levels to count.

Mark: Hey plenty of people can’t swim.

Slasher emerges from the water with a gold coin.

Slasher: Check it out guys I just found a golden coin! Oh and Mark, that is totally lame.

Mark: As if it’ll ever be useful.

Victoria: Where’s Chris? I want to start our challenge already.

Angelina: Why would you want to do a challenge?

Alec: So we’ll be one challenge closer to the million!

Suddenly Chris and Chef emerge from the water in a submarine panting for air.

Chef: I told you to make sure it’s water proof!

Chris: We’re on a low budget!

Colette: Can you two stop bickering and give us a challenge?!

Chris: Can you give us one second?!

Chris clears his throat while the sub moves towards them.

Chris: Today you guys are going to be searching for some fish with your symbol on it.

Mark: So is this a water challenge?

Chris: Yes, yes it it.

Mark: Everyone stay here I HAVE to change!

Mark runs into a bathroom near the beach.

Victoria: Anyway... what are the symbols?

Chris: well Victoria yours is a game controller, Slasher’s is a knife, Alec’s is a dollar sign, Colette’s is a book, Angelina’s is a beaker and Mark’s is sunglasses. Everyone must catch three of their own fishes. So everyone pair into groups!

Alec: Why can’t we go of alone?

Chris: Our budget was too low to get boats for every individual person. So split up!

Victoria walks over to Alec but notices she’s too late because Alec had already paired with Angelina.

Victoria: Hey Alec, wanna be my partner?

Alec: Sorry Victoria but I think I’m going to go with Angelina this time.

Alec leans into Victoria to whisper his plan.

Alec (whispering): We’re in the final six, getting Angelina as a close ally is the best form of action.

Victoria (whispering): Good idea.

'''Alec: Sure the strategy thing is true but that’s not the main reason I’m picking Angelina. My main reason for picking Angie is to make her my first victim. The other reason is that I’m not as villainous around Victoria, even I’ll admit that.'''

Victoria turns around to see Slasher and Colette fighting each other. Victoria looks skeptically at them when Mark suddenly walks out of the bathroom with a pirate costume.

Mark: Arrr you ready to get started?

Slasher: Are you kidding Mark?! That’s so lame!

Mark: What? Don’t you like it? I made it myself.

Alec (whispering): Just team up with him.

Victoria (whispering): Do I have to?

Alec (whispering): If we want to succeed we have to get everyone on our side.

Victoria: Fine. Hey Mark want to partner up?

Mark (excitedly): Ooh I’d love to!

'''Mark: People here are so nice compared to back home. At my school when I put on this costume I was given the biggest wedgie ever'''.

Slasher: Once this challenge is over I’m going to give him the biggest wedgie ever!

Chris: That just leaves Slasher and Colette.

They both look at each other and groan.

Chris: Before you set of into the boats we have a fun, quick pre-challenge. First group to swim out to the buoy and back wins the boat with a motor and chum, second gets the boat with just a motor and third gets a row boat. Better hurry, that reward is going to he important.

All of the contestants besides Mark dive into the water and head towards the buoy. Victoria notices Mark isn’t swimming with them so she heads back towards him.

Victoria: What’s taking you so long?

Mark: Like I said I can’t swim.

Victoria: Can you at least try?

Mark reluctantly dives into the water only to start drowning.

Mark: Hel-p me- pl-ease!

Chef dives into the water with a lifeguard suit. He grabs Mark and brings him back on land.

Mark: Thank you so much Chef!

Chef: no problem kid, and as a word of advice, don’t expect me to save you again.

Mark: Why’s that?

Chef: Mainly because you disgust me boy.

Colette and Slasher both reach land and sprint towards the boats.

Victoria: Come on Mark! We have to at least get the second best boat!

Mark: Ummm...

The scene cuts to Victoria dragging Mark in the water with floaties.

Victoria (mumbling): Why couldn’t I have gone with Alec?

Alec and Angelina both reach land and run towards the second boat.

Alec: See ya babe, and good luck with Mark.

Angelina: Good luck with the water thing Mark.

Victoria and Mark wave to them and continue to swim. Eventually they reach land and get in the paddle boat.

Mark: Well done Victoria!

Victoria: Please don’t talk to me until the challenge is over.

Mark: Sure, whatever you want.

The scene cuts to Alec and Angelina who just started fishing.

Alec: So, now that we’re away from everyone I need to talk to you about something.

Angelina: Yea, I know you’re trying to show Colette you’re a master manipulator even though you’re a total softie.

Alec: I’m not a softie!

Angelina: Whatever Alec.

Alec: I doubt you’re some kind of master mind!

Angelina: You’re right I’m not a master strategist but I still take the game seriously.

Alec: Whatever, you’re just underestimating me.

Angelina: Whatever you think Alec.

Alec: I’m going to show them all why I’m not a softie, even if it’s the last thing I do.

They weren’t the only team having trouble, Slasher and Colette were both fighting each other.

Colette: Alright here’s the deal, all of your allies are bound to betray you, Angelina would pick Mark over you and Alec would pick Victoria over you. You’ll have to team up with me if you want even slight success.

Slasher: Do you think I don’t know that?! I’m totally screwed if I don’t win!

Colette: That’s why we should be in an alliance Slasher.

Slasher ponders the question but eventually nods to their deal.

Slasher: I genuinely like the idea, I just wish we did it earlier because it’s obvious that if we don’t win one of us is going home so I’m going to need to make sure she’s a bigger target just incase.

Alec and Angelina were fishing when Suddenly Slasher and Colette drive by with a bucket. Slasher throws the inside of the bucket onto Angelina and Alec.

Slasher: Looks like we’re winning immunity! Suckers!

They both drive of leaving Angelina and Alec disgusted.

Angelina: Can we at least form a truse to eliminate those jerks?

Alec: Sounds fair.

Suddenly Fang appears out of the water with a big grin.

Alec: Oh... hey pal... are you still mad about the fire thing?

Fang shakes his head and grabs Alec and begins to beat him.

'''Alec: When I win I’m going to put up a bounty on that shark. I didn’t even do anything bad to him!'''

Further out in the lake Victoria and Mark were both sitting quietly on the opposite sides of the boat.

Mark: So arrr you excited for any movies coming out?

Victoria: Can you stop with the pirate thing?

Mark (sadly): Sure.

They both get back to their silence when Victoria notices a fish with her symbol on it. She reels it in and captures it.

Victoria: Ah sweet, first catch of the day.

Make notices her symbol and gets a little excited.

Mark: Alright, good job Victoria! Also you play video games two?

Victoria: All the time. It’s kinda nice having another gamer compete.

Mark: I totally agree, what’s your favorite game?

Victoria: Super Italian bros.

Mark: Sweet! I love that game.

They both continue their conversation about video games. Alec and Angelina both got the chum of them and went back to fishing, eventually Angelina catches three of her fish.

Angelina: Ooh, I think I can finally win invincibility!

Alec: Well done Angie, I’ve almost got all of mine.

Angelina: Oh, I guess I could wait a little then.

Alec: Thanks, that’s very appreciated.

Angelina: Alec is obviously up to something, I’ll definitely need to keep an eye on him now.

Slasher and Colette went back to fishing after their sabotage. Eventually Colette catches three of her fish while Slasher only had one.

Colette: So... do we both need to get back with three fish to win or is it an individual win?

Chris (intercom): It’s completely individual.

Colette: Oh ok.

Colette thinks for a little bit when Slasher cuts her of.

Slasher: Don’t worry Colette, I have a good feeling about this one!

Slasher reels in his rod and finds a black boot.

Slasher: Alright! I finally have a boot to go with my old boot.

Slasher puts the boot on the boat with a big smile. Colette then pushes Slasher of the boat.

Slasher: What the hell Colette?!

Colette: We both knew whoever doesn’t win invincibility will get out. And I’m not getting out yet!

Colette drives of leaving Slasher in the water.

Slasher: You’ll regret this!

'''Slasher: I knew she’d betray me so I decided to steal two of her fishes. I told her she’d regret it.'''

Slasher swims around for awhile when he notices Alec and Angelina driving by.

Slasher: Oh hey guys, how’s it going?

Alec: We’re not letting you on Slasher.

Slasher: Oh come on, please?

Angelina: Not happening.

They drive by leaving Slasher stranded. They both reach the dock with Alec jumping of first.

Chris: And Alec wins immunity!

Alec: Sweet first individual win!

Angelina: Great job Alec.

'''Angelina: I let him win immunity to make him more egotistical, once his ego is too big I’ll get Victoria to pop it. Alec’s a wannabe antagonist at best so I’m not very worried. I’ve studied the game for awhile and I know that Alec or Slasher will try to pull a fast one on me. Luckily I have a safe net in place.'''

Alec: But where’s Colette? She was ahead of us.

Suddenly Colette comes drifting by on one piece of wood.

Colette: So... many... sharks...

Angelina: Well that answers that.

'''Colette: I have no idea why those sharks wanted to eat me so much. But I do know I’m screwed.'''

Chris (Intercom): And that means Alec won immunity, Victoria, Mark and Slasher get back to the dock now.

Slasher: How the hell am I supposed to get back?!

Chris (intercom): You’ll think of something.

Victoria: Sweet, Alec won.

Mark: I wonder who’s going to be the big target.

Victoria: My money’s on Colette.

They all head back to camp and chat amongst themselves. Alec was chatting with Victoria and Mark when Angelina walks into the cafeteria.

Alec: Oh hey Angie. How’s it going?

Angelina: Fine, look Alec I know you probably want to vote me or something but I think it’s obvious we should vote for Colette or Slasher.

Alec: Yea that’s what we were talking about.

Victoria: So which one are we gonna chose?

Alec: I’m saying we vote Slasher, dudes a threat.

Mark: So is Colette plus Colette is actually a mental threat Slasher is just kind of all muscle no brain.

Victoria: I agree we should probably go with Colette, Slasher is at least kinda nice.

Angelina: Sounds basically unanimous.

Alec: Fine, we’ll vote Colette.

The scene cuts to the Chris and the contestants around a camp fire.

Chris: Well then today we have ourselves a entertaining elimination. The people who are safe are Victoria and Angelina with no votes.

They all catch their marshmallows.

Chris: And the last contestant who is safe for tonight is.... Slasher!

Angelina: What do you mean by last person safe?

Chris: Well because it’s a double elimination and Mark got himself two votes so he’s gone!

All the contestants besides Slasher gasp.

Mark: Well this sucks, at least I got pretty far, I honestly expected to get out third. good luck to you guys, it was great to meet you all.

Victoria: Great, just when he stopped annoying me.

Alec: Bye Mark, sorry we didn’t chat much.

Colette: Wait, none of you care that I’m leaving?

Victoria: Nope.

Angelina: I’ve never been happier.

Alec: You’re not the worst person I’ve ever met.

Colette: Fine, see you jerks later!

Chris launches Mark and Colette into the sky leaving Slasher smiling.

'''Slasher: Obviously I was in quite the pickle before I realized Mark still considers us friends so I got him to convince the others to vote Colette. I then worn Colette that Mark was targeting her and convinced her to eliminate Mark with me. I’ll be honest I didn’t expect to eliminate my two least favorite people but it’s still a total win. I warned him and Dave they’ll regret merging. Now I just have to worry about Alec and Victoria.'''

'''Angelina: Great lost my closest ally, now I have to rely on Victoria and Alec who are bound to betray me. I could go with Slasher but he’d also betray me eventually.'''

Chris: And that ends another dramatic episode. Will Angelina survive without Mark? Will Alec prove he’s no loser? And will Slasher take out Alec and Victoria? Find out next time on Total Drama Champions!