User:Danny the Hazard 2

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Jan, 6th, 2010: Hello, and Happy 2010, everyone! Sorry I haven't been around lately, but I was with the family in Chicago for Christmas, and now I've returned!

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1st. Danny! , Screaming Gaffer or Killer Grip?

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My Favorite Characters's Power Rankings
My opinions on TDI/TDA/TDT characters. If you don't like it, deal with it.

Perfect

 * 100.Harold:  He has been a hilarious character from the start! He has truly been nothing but awesome, is not awesome-er, and it's so cool that he made it to the Final 5 in TDA, but I wish he would have won... but at least he's in season 3! I strongly believe he should hook up with somone, and if it's not that person, well there's always a thought or two on who it could be.
 * 98.Lindsay:  The dimwitted pampered princess has always been such a great character during the series. The "Are you Tyler?" joke has never gotten old, and if it's carried on to TDWT (in which Tyler actaully IS competing) then I'll probably die laughing.
 * 96.Heather:  I don't care how hated she is, I totally like her! She was such an awsome antagonist during TDI and even in TDA she still was her own antagonistic self, even though she wasn't the main threat anymore. One thing I would like to see though, is that she gets in a relationship with someone sometime soon during TDWT. If she turns nice and starts going out with someone, then that's great! If not, well... shecan always go back to being a witch. >:D
 * 96.Beth:  Beth is totally awesome, even though I'm cool with Duncan winning, I feel like she should have won... it's pretty sad that she's not in TDWT, but at least she has a boyfriend now; and doesn't that count for something?
 * 94.Gwen:  Gwen is so cool, I was highly hoping fer her to win TDI. I feel pretty sad that she's so highly disliked now both in the show and real life, but hey! Not me. I sure hope she can come back to her popular status in TDWT.
 * 94.Izzy:  She's so hilariously, insanely awesome! I sure hope she can make it to the merge without getting eliminated this time, but if she is, well, she can always come back during the Final 5. :D
 * 93.Ezekiel:  Just for the fact that he was elimanited first, gives this guy so much potential for the show; he could go from a mere background character, to all the way to the Final Two, and even win a season. I just highly hope that, if he is in TDWT, that he actually lasts for the long run, this time around.
 * 92.Noah:  This guy quite unargulably has some of, if not, the best lines out of the characters, by that I mean Not So Happy Campers Part 1, Dodgebrawl, Haut Camp-ture, TDDDDI, and even The Aftermath: IV The fact that he's going to TDWT is just making me tingle with joy.
 * 90.Cody:  Now, this guy, this guy is incredible; I really wish he would have won TDI and it was pretty sad to see him leave so early... But now, he gets to be in TDWT, and he gets a love interest, he's gonna be pretty fun to watch this season, no doubt about it.
 * 90.Justin:  At first, I didn't even bother with this guy in TDI, but once TDDDDI took off, he soared up my list. He may not be the "Antagonist of Antagonists" but even then, he was still awesome, from TDDDI all the way to the moment of his elimination, and even in the Aftermath: IV. It's gonna suck no having him in TDWT

High

 * 88.Tyler: This guy, has so much potential; if they didn't made him such a dull, quiet background character, he would surely be a fan-favorite.
 * 86.Eva:  She has some pretty sweet lines, not to mention her anger management problems are prety funny; it's sad she's probably not going to be in TDWT.
 * 82.Bridgette:  She pretty much ruined her character with her constant making out with Geoff, but now that she's not alongside him anymore, then now she can come back to being a great character.
 * 80.Leshawna:  She's awesome, she has great lines, and I especially liked how she stood up to Heather and Geoff. I didn't like how they made her look in Million Dollar Babies, but hey she was just plaiyng the game.
 * 75.Duncan.  Yeah, he used to be higher on my list, but really? Courtney? Man, if he ever breaks up with Courtney again, he'll come back to being on my "Perfect" list. I wanted Beth to win, but hey, I'm cool with Duncan winning too.

Medium

 * 65.Owen:  Yeah, I've pretty much had a change of mind about Owen. He is hilarious; and it was totally unfair that his family is in debt; AND he should not have been forced to be the producers's mole. But just what made me change my mind about Owen? That he lasted like 30 seconds longer than Courtney in the competition XD. Nice job, Owen.
 * 65.DJ:  Yeah, like Owen, I also had a change of mind about him. He's just not that much of an interesting character anymore; but I am kind of hoping that he gets in a relationship soon; that could seriously "spice things up" for the big guy.
 * 62.Katie:  She's a very underdeveloped character, and has a lot of potential; but I just wish she wasn't so "stuck" to Sadie.
 * 60.Trent:  I just dunno why, but without his TDI personality, he just doesn't feel... the same; and without Trent going to TDWT or getting back with Gwen, well...

Low

 * 50.Geoff:  The only reason he's so low on my list, is because he pretty much killed both him and Bridgette's characters. Though his paper as a semi-antagonist in the Aftermath, is the only reason he has more points than the two characters below, but he's still not enough of a favorite to rank in the "Medium" section
 * 25.Sadie  I really believe she should have been eliminated instead of Katie; she's just way too clingy towards her "BFFFL"
 * 10.Courtney:  The "Overly-Spoiled, Overreacting Brat" sounds more like it. Really, I know she's supposed to be the antagonist of the second half of TDA, but she cheats her way into everything. Geez. Now, I'm going to have to support her in season three. God...

Unknown

 * ???. Alejandro: TBA; I'll wait 'till TDWT comes out to comment about him
 * ???. Sierra: TBA; I'll wait 'till TDWT comes out to comment about her.

Canon
1st.Tyler/Lindsay:  These two have, without a doubt been the best of the couples in TDI, and I love how, when Tyler wasn't in TDA, how Lindsay always kept forgetting that he was not in the season. TDWT is going to possibly make this the most important relationship of the season, and I can't wait to see it happen.

2nd.Trent/Gwen:

3rd.Owen/Izzy:

4th.Harold/Leshawna:

5th.Geoff/Bridgette:

 6th.Duncan/Courtney: 

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Fanfiction Time
(NOTE: Danny replaces Tyler in this story (not because I don't like Tyler, but it's just because I want it to happen), and the the teams, and elimintion order is different)

Danny labeled the Oddball of the group is currently a camper on Total Drama Island, on the Killer Bass

Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
Danny, was the last camper to arrive on the island, he pointed out that where they were looked nothing like a five-star resort, Chris replied to him that "It was a way to bring in contestants for the competition. Duh!" Danny shrugged it out and walked to the end of the dock, next to Harold; when Danny noticed Harold picking his nose, he couldn't help but chuckle, Harold sheepishly pulled out his finger, and pretened that, that hadn't happend. Danny said to Harold: "Don't worry it's cool, I don't mind." Harold was relieved, and the two became fast friends.

At the campfire pit, Chris called all 22 coampers and told them they would be split in two teams. He called down the first 11 of them: 1.Ezekiel, 2.Beth, 3.Harold, 4.Katie, 5.Danny, 6.Sadie, 7.Noah, 8.Izzy, 9.Justin, 10.Lindsay, 11.DJ. They bacame, the Killer Bass.

The other 11 who were: 1.Courtney, 2.Geoff, 3.Bridgette, 4.Trent, 5.Gwen, 6.Cody, 7.Heather, 8.Duncan, 9.LeShawna, 10.Owen, 11.Eva. They became, the Screaming Gophers

As the campers headed out for the cabains, Danny acidentally bumped into Lindsay, he was about to apologize, but then he was dumb-strcuk at the gaze of her. "Wow, she's so gorgeous." was all he could think of. Lindsay asked if he needed any help up, Danny said- rather babbled- something unitnelligent, until he finally snapped into reality and stood up by himself. "N-n-nah, it's ok. I'm good. Nothing broken, still breathing, no blood drippings." was the only thing he could say, then he mentally faceplamed himself, and thought "Wow, that was probably the dumbest thing I could have said." To Danny's surprise, Lindsay giggled and thought he was funny, as she left to the Bass cabin she said: "See you around, Dylan!" strugguling with getting Danny's name right. "Eh, close enough." Danny said quietly to himself.

At the mess hall, lots of laughter came from the Bass table, Izzy was telling stories about how she inturrupetd a live airing of "The Wheel of Fortune" while she was being chased by the RCMP: "I couldn't tell who was angrier, the RCMP, or the guy whom I had just screwed up his chances of winning the money when accidentally said "N" instead of "M" for completing "Super _ario Bros." she said to her teammates, while Harold was telling stories about his adventure at Magic Steeves, Medieval camp. Danny, Beth, Ezekiel were especially interested in these stories, but couldn't help but laugh when Harold brought up the subject of "How to look manly in thights." "Hey! It's harder than it looks." Harold stated, this only made the trio keep on laughing. "Hey, sorry man. But that was just too funny." Danny stated to Harold. Chris came in informing that the camper's first challenge would begin in one hour. "An hour, what do you think they'll make us do?" Katie wondered. "It's just our first challange." DJ stated. "Yeah, I bet it'll be pretty easy." Danny added

All 22 campers shocked at the sight of the cliff. "In what world is this easy?" Katie asked Danny. "World of the Giants?" Danny answered nervously.

Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
Chris stated to the teams that for the first challange the contestants had to dive in, from the top of the 1000 ft. cliff into the waters below. "Sounds easy," stated Bridgette, however... "There were two targets the larger are represented the part of the lake that was covered with ferocious- He he he he- man-eating sharks, while the smaller target area is the part of the lake, we're pretty sure is shark-free." Chris further explained. Most contestants were nervous or scared of diving in, imagining what their fates might be. Izzy, was not one of them, as she rushed to the edge of the cliff, and let out a "Geeeeeeeerooooooonimooooooooo!" as she fell in the water. "Awesome, I'm next!" Harold volunteered, he got a running start and then leaped off the cliff yelling in ecstasy, however all that soon finished as his yells of ecstacy, became screams of pain; as it turns out, he had landed right on his crotch, something that made all of the guys (and some of the Sharks) flinch, and recoil in terror, luckilly, Harold had scored for the Bass their next point; Lindsay was next. "I thought this was going to be a talent contest!" Lindsay said, Chris started laughing at her comment... "Ha ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha... No" ...until he turned serious that is "If you don't dive in, you might be the one that'll cost the team an important victory; and then they'll hate you." He added. Lindsay was about to back out, until Danny grabbed her wrist and said to her "Listen, you don't have to worry about the challenge, all Chris is trying to do is pressure you, don't let that get to you. You can do this." Lindsay was still scared of diving, but at least she was more encouraged than before, "You really think I can do this? Awww, that's so sweet! Thanks David, now I think I might do this!" then she turned towards the edge of the cliff "David?" Danny thought about Lindsay mistaking his name. When Lindsay looked down, all fear rushed up her system again "I-is it too late to turn back now- AAAAAAAHHHH!!" she was cut short, when she accidentally tripped over the edge as she was turning around, "Lindsay!" Danny yelled nervously; thankfully she had landed in the safe zone. "That's three down, 8 to go!" Chris announced. "Wow, she's so beautiful." Danny thought to himself as he was staring at Lindsay down below; this caused him to lean a bit too far over the edge, and when he finally snapped out of his fantasy, it was too late; he had lost his balance, and started to fall right in the lake. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Danny yelled, like Harold he had a terrible landing, however he hit his head in one of the buoys, rendiring him with a big bump on the top of his head for the rest of the day. "That'll hurt in the morning... ow!" Danny said in the confessional as he rubbed his bump. The following divings for the Bass were:
 * Ezekiel (he had jumped, but he hit one of the rocks at the side of the cliff, so he tumbled around, and around, but still landed on the safe zone), Bass: 5, Gophers: 0
 * Katie and Saide (jumped together; both landed on the safe zone) Bass: 7, Gophers: 0
 * Beth(refused to jump) Bass: 7, Gophers: 0
 * Noah (jumped but sported a rather bored expression) Bass: 8, Gophers: 0
 * DJ (refused to jump) Bass: 8, Gophers: 0
 * Justin (jumped, but he landed outside the safe zone, thankfully his "charms" charmed the sharkes, and they helped him to the shore) Bass: 9, Gophers: 0

The girls (both atop the cliff and on the beach) were also attracted to Justin's physique. Danny looked a bit jealous when Lindsay was also falling for his looks. "I mean, seriously what's so special about that guy. I mean sure anyone can get those hug washboard abs, but nooooo! It all just magically works for Justin. Jeez!" Danny said in the confessional.

The divings for the Gophers were:


 * Bridgette (she landed perfectly on the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 1
 * Geoff (he landed on the safe zone alongside Bridgette) Bass: 9, Gophers: 2
 * Gwen ("jumped" and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 3
 * Cody (was pushed by Duncan, but landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 4
 * Trent (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 5
 * Courtney (refused to jump due to her "condition") Bass: 9, Gophers: 5
 * Heather (was thrown (courtesy of LeShawna), and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 6
 * LeShawna (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 7
 * Eva (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 8
 * Duncan (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 9
 * Owen (jumped and landed in the safe zone (not to metnion splashing everybody with water)) Bass: 9, Gophers: 10

"The Gophers are the winners!" Chris yelled, and the Gopers cheered for their victory,"and as bonus, you win the carts that'll help you haul your crates back to camp!"

The Killer Bass were not having an easy time pushing the crates along, Harold and Ezekiel worked together to push their crates, Danny helped Lindsay with her crate, but since he did not have enough muscle mass he worked twice as hard to push them both, "Ah thanks Damien for your help, but now let me help you with that." She helped Danny pushe their crates along until they made it to the campgrounds. Courtney was directing the Gophers on how to build their hot tub. Beth said that they would need a leader for them to direct the project, Harold declared Danny as the leader, but he quickly refuesd to do the job. "What do you mean? I thought you said you learned how to build a hot tub when you made one with your dad last summer?" Harold questioned Danny, "I did, what I mean, is that I'm not that good a leader." Harold still encouraged him to lead the Bass.

When Chris came to judge, he said that the Gopher's hot tub was good...

...but the Bass were better! And so Chris declared the Killer Bass the winners of the first challenge.

At the end of the day, Chris called the Gophers to the bonfire ceremony to announce who would be the first camper to leave. "Campers, at camp marshamllows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire," Chris explained "at this camp, marshmallows represent life; there are only 10 marshmellows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow, if you do not get a marshmallow tonight, you must immediately go back to the Dock of Shame; catch the Boat of Loasers, and you may never come back...EVER!" The campers' smiles turned to frowns the moment Chris said that. "The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff." Geoff jumped off his seat and went claimed his marshmallow. "Trent," Chris called Trent next "Gwen. Bridgette. Leshawna. Cody. Duncan. Eva. Owen. Campers... this is the final marshmallow of the night..." Courtney and Heather flinched at the sound of these words. "...

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Courtney outraged had to be dragged to the Boat of Losers by Chef Hatchet. When the Gophers passed the Bass' party, Heather told to the camera that there would be nothing that would keep her from winning the competition.

The Big Sleep
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