User:Rainbowderp01/If You Can't Take the Heat... (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... Our competitors became hunters. And the hunted. Owen's game was way off. And when he finally caught wind of his prey, he totally blew it. And Cody made a new friend who quickly beat the crap out of him. Can anyone say medivac? In a weird and strangely watchable twist, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Heather run their paintball guns on each other. It was a full on wrasse for dominance Within the females of The Gopher Squad and the Gophers were sent to the bonfire. In the end, however, it was Cody who got the shaft. The Gophers are still the underdogs. Can they bounce back? Or is their goose finally cooked? Find out tonight on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Geoff: [snoring]

[scratching]

DJ: [within sleep] Hello!

Duncan: [groans] [breathing heavily] [sniffs] [gags] Ugh!

Geoff and DJ: [laughing]

Duncan: Not cool, Harold, man! Not cool!

Harold: Those aren't mine.

Duncan: Oh right! You're always leaving your gitch lying around!

Harold: No, I'm not! Gosh!

Geoff: Uh, yeah you are, dude.

Harold: You have like, absolutely no proof.

Geoff: No one else wears that kind, dude.

DJ: And your mom sewed your name onto the label.

Harold: Whatever. I'm going for a shower!

Duncan: Hey, don't forget to clean the skid maker! I think Harold needs to be taught a lesson, boys. Who's with me?

Duncan, DJ, and Geoff: Yeah!

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[birds squaws]

Chris: Today's challenge will test your minds, your teamwork, and your skills in the kitchen! You'll be cooking a three-course meal and serving it to me for tasting. The winners get a reward and the losers will send somebody home. Each team will appoint a head chef to create the theme of the meal and to oversee the cooking. To cook, you need imgredients. Every morning, a truck brings us food. Today's task starts there.

[dolphin squeaks]

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[doors creak]

Geoff: We could do a killer Italian theme!

Duncan: Hello, head chef!

Geoff: Seriously? Then let's get grabbin'!

Heather: Head chef! Called it! [to Beth] Try not to screw up this time, okay?

Beth: [gasps]

Leshawna: Just ignore her, girl.

Heather: [confessional] I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak. And really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless.

Geoff: Sweet. Let's hit the road!

Heather: Leshawna, mangoes. Beth, pineapples. Lindsay, macadamias. Trent, molasses. Gwen, tomatoes.

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Geoff: Okay. We've got like, three courses and six people. So everybody partner up!

DJ: I know how to make pasta sauce!

Bridgette: I know how to boil pasta!

[smack]

Harold: Me and Sadie can rock the antipasto. I'm like a black belt when it comes to cutting cheese.

Killer Bass except Harold: [laughing]

Duncan: Cheese.

Harold: What?

Sadie: [stifles a giggle]

Harold: What?!

Duncan: I guess that leaves you and me on dessert detail.

Courtney: Oh no. No way!

Geoff: Come on, Courtney. For the team.

[harp music]

Courtney: [confessional] He's totally unmotivated. And he never washed his hands. He's so obnoxious. [fast forwarding] He's completely delusional. [normal] Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool. [fast forwarding] If you're gonna wear sunglasses, at least get some stylish ones. He's such a poser. [normal] People like that are so annoying. I mean, honestly, who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair.

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Geoff: [sinister chuckle]

DJ: Uh, where do you want the water, Brid-- Oops!

Harold: Aw! Hey! Smooth move, Dorkahontus!

Geoff: Oh, bummer! Better go change, dude!

DJ and Geoff: [stifled giggles]

Heather: Gwen, Lindsay, you're on the citrus macadamia upside down cake flambé.

Lindsay: [to Gwen] Know how to make an upside down flamer thingy?

Heather: Gih!

Owen: Whoa! Wha, whoa! [groans] Huh!

Heather: Go back to the truck and get more oranges!

Owen: I'm on it!

Heather: [sighs] Trent, you and Owen are on ribs. Leshawna and Beth, you're on pineapple skewers and mango dip!

Leshawna: Girl, let me handle the appetizers. I know how to make a pineapple chutney that will knock the socks off the devil.

Heather: Oh, really? Well, that's so great! But since I'm head chef, we're gonna stick to my plan. And my plan is pineapples with sticks through them. Got it?

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Harold: Shirt. Shirt. Shirt. Looks like it's your time to shine.

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Owen: [panting] [grunts]

[crash]

[bees buzzing]

Owen: Oh! Ah ooh ah! [screaming]

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Geoff: [slurping]

[chopping]

Geoff: [whistling]

DJ: I think he digs you.

Bridgette: Maybe. He is kinda cute.

[whoosh]

Geoff: You know, you look good when you're cooking dinner. Kinda like my friend Evan's really hot mom!

Bridgette: Excuse me?

DJ: Geoff! Heh, why don't you go get us some more tomatoes, dude?

Geoff: Sure thing, bud. Later, Bridge.

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