User:Rainbowderp01/Runaway Model (Transcript)

Chris: Previously on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... The campers got deep with an underwater scavenger hunt. Mike's alter ego Vito pumped his way into Anne Maria's heart, and under Zoey's skin. And Mike's other alter ego Svetlana threw down some gold-medal moves in the water skiing challenge! In the end, Dawn was tossed for swiping everybody's stuff, even though it was really Scott. Sneaky. It's now Team Maggot vs. Team Rat. Will the Rats man up before they're a man down? Let's hope not! There's nothing more entertaining than a man down.

[crack]

Chef: Ah!

Chris: [chuckles] More where that came from right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!

[ Theme song ]

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Cameron: [knocking] Um, hello? [knock] Is it our turn yet?

Anne Maria: Ah, keep your panties on! Yeesh, nice hair. Looks like Princess Leia lost a scissor fight.

Zoey: Actually, it's more like Queen Amidala.

Anne Maria: More like Queen I'm-a-dork-a.

[hair spray rattles]

[spraying]

Jo and Zoey: [coughing]

[clunk]

Anne Maria: Now that is how you do hair!

Jo: I'll pass on the frilly, girly hair care, thank you.

[razor buzzing]

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Brick: Fellow Rats, we are going to stop those Maggots, for we are a team of men!

Lightning: To Team Men.

Brick and Scott: Team Men!

Sam: Men 'til the end!

Scott and Lightning: Ugh!

Scott: Yikes! What's with the circus thumb?

Sam: Oh. This thing? That's ten years of gaming right there.

Lightning: Video games? Listen champ, we are men. You are a smelly ball of dough with ears.

Sam: Smelly? Hey, gamers are athletes too! We've got keen hand and eye coordination, cat-like reflexes. Watch!

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Sam: [chuckles] Come to papa, cheesy. And... boom!

Brick: Ooh!

Lightning: Ooh, wow.

Scott: Wow.

Sam: See, guys? Ah! That stings!

[multiple mouse traps clasping]

Sam: Ah! Ah! [strained] Reflexes... cat-like. [confessional] So maybe that wasn't the best way to show my skills, but I'm totally out of practice! Chris confiscated my last handheld yesterday. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, five minutes, and twenty-two seconds! Ah! Can someone please send me a game console?

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Chris: [over loudspeaker] It's challenge time! Campers, meet me on the other side of the island!

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Mike: Hey, Zoey. Really like your hair.

Zoey: Lemme guess. And your "character" Vito likes Anne Maria's hair?

[metal pecking]

Zoey: [confessional] I really thought Mike was a nice guy. But he