User blog:Bonkilemonster/Alejandro's Confessional

ALEJANDRO'S FIRST CONFESSIONAL:

-WOW. I MEAN WOW. I'M JUST A FEW HOURS HERE, AND I JUST UNDERSTOOD HOW FULL OF QUALITY IS THIS SHOW. THE PLANE ALMOST CRASHED - TWICE!!!. I'VE GOT BITTEN BY A TOXIC RACOON - ON A PLANE! ALL ELECTRICITY STUFF BURNED, AND NOW THE WHOLE PLANE STINKS FROM SMOKE. ALL OF THAT, AND CHRIS DIDN'T EVEN TRIED MISTREAT US!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW HORRIBLE WOULD IT BE WHEN HE STARTS MISTREATING US. C'MON ALEJANDRO, SURVIVE IT! FOR THE MILLION DOLLARS! THERE'S STILL ONE MORE THING THAT KEEPS ME HAPPY - THAT HEATHER. I FEEL LIKE I'M INLOVE WITH HER--- WAIT, DID I SAY HEATHER? (FAKES A LAUGH, CLEARLY LYING: ) HA, I MEANT FEATHER! WE SEE FEATHERS IN THE PLANE BECAUSE THERE ARE BIRDS AND--- thanks for reading!!! (: