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'''Castmates must retrieve alien eggs and return them to the trailers while being hunted by Mama Alien. Bridgette and Geoff's relationship is causing problems for the other contestants. One castmate (or two) is getting eliminated.'''

Recap
The castmates are eating breakfast while Chris comes in and explains the challenge. Chris says the challenge is to find alien eggs based on the hump science fiction film "Alien Crunch", then bring them back to the trailers. He also says Chef will be playing the role of Mama Alien and will be hunting them. Trent, meanwhile, is having trouble with his relationship with Gwen as she and Duncan happily chat about alien movies. Owen is also having some digestive problems after eating the sawdust and foamcore from the previous challenge. The campers are then sent into a sci-fi set and split into groups. Gwen and Trent partner with Duncan and DJ, while Justin, Lindsay, Beth and LeShawna partner up. Bridgette and Geoff partner up and continue to make out. Heather, Owen, Izzy and Harold are the last being grouped together.

The teams all split and search for the eggs, but they are having much trouble with Bridgette and Geoff making too much noise while making out. Bridgette and Geoff try to partner up with Gwen's team, but Duncan shoos them away (since make out couples usually go first in alien movies). Meanwhile Chef Hatchet dressed as an alien is hunting them with paintball guns filled with green paint (alien slime). Chef begins his attack on one group and Harold is shot and eliminated first. Owen then feels a major amount of gas come up and begs Chef to eliminate him so he can go to the bathroom, to which Chef agrees. Izzy stays behind to hold off Chef while Heather makes a run for it. Chef and Izzy cast aside their little guns and fight with large paint cannons. Though Izzy fights hard, Chef eventually defeats her. Heather is looking around when Chef ambushes and chases her (angry that she put Cocolax in one of his recipes). Heather is shot and her wig falls off and through the holes in the floor. Heather then is upset that her precious wig is lost forever. Geoff and Bridgette meanwhile are so busy making out that they don't notice Chef sneak up on them. They attempt to run, but are easily eliminated. In another part of the set, Justin, Beth, Lindsay and LeShawna wander into a room, where Chef traps them and dumps a truck load of slime on them through the pipes and eliminates all four of them at once. Duncan, Gwen, Trent and DJ find the eggs and prepare to make a run for it; but Chef attacks and DJ is shot. Duncan, Gwen and Trent make it out of the room with the eggs, but Chris (playing the role of the military) drops some slime bombs on them. Trent and Gwen take cover, but Duncan is hit and eliminated. Trent then runs for the last surviving egg, but sees Gwen's lucky necklace about to fall in a sewer. After much thought, he saves the necklace just in time (which makes Gwen happy), but Gwen decides to give the necklace to Trent because she thinks it will give him luck, leaving Duncan angrily calling him a girl and Trent giving him a glare. He then gets the the last egg and he and Gwen (who also has an alien egg) win the challenge, which forces he and Gwen to pick their opposing teams.

Chris then says there will be an elimination ceremony and two people will be kicked off (because he's in a two mood). At the elimination ceremony, the castmates cast their votes and voting machines. Bridgette and Geoff are voted off in a double elimination for making out the whole time. They continue to make out as they walk to the Lame-o-sine.

Quotes

 * Owen: No eggs and bacon for me Chef. I'll just have this nice bowl of prunes. (everyone gasps) What?


 * Owen: (in the confessional) My, uh, plumbing's been clogged ever since I ate all those fake food products. Pressure build-up's killing me! (constipating) C'mon colon! Don't fail me now! (releases a minor fart) Oh! I hear bells!

Duncan: Are you going to do that every time? Chris: Yes. Yes, I will. Duncan: (shrugs) Alright then.
 * Chris: Welcome to day two of Total! Drama! Action! (claps clapboard slate)


 * Chef: (after being covered in green slime by Chris) I hate my life.

Harold: Does it hurt? Izzy: Only when I hiccup. (hiccups and receives a minor shock) Ow.
 * Izzy: Hey, follow me! I know aliens. Uh-huh. I've been abducted loads of times. There's a tracking device in my neck. See?

Lindsay: That is so deep!
 * Beth: (in the confessional with Lindsay) Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn't mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says "You can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice."

Izzy: Ahem. It's "Kaleidoscope." "E-Scope" for short. Owen: (afraid, salutes) Uh... Yes sir, "E-Scope" sir!
 * Owen: Don't worry Izzy, Owen will protect you. (puts arm around Izzy only for Izzy to throw Owen over her head)
 * DJ: OK, Let's do this! Momma, if you're listening, you can have my limited edition Raptors draft cards. They're worth some serious coin.
 * Beth: I DIDN'T SUFFER THROUGH EIGHT YEARS OF BRACES, HEAD GEAR, SALIVA SPITTLE AND THE RIDICULE OF MY PEERS SO I COULD HIDE FROM LIFE!

Geoff and Bridgette: (continuing to make out, oblivious that someone's there) Owen: I'm thinking that's a no.
 * Duncan: (sees Geoff and Bridgette making out during the challenge, rolls eyes) Ah, nice. Don't you two ever get sick of sucking face?

Justin: Which way do we go? Lindsay: North is nice, but east is least. West is best! LeShawna: Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to.
 * Heather: Let's get out of here!


 * Duncan: (in the confessional) In any alien flick, the kissing couple's always the first to go. There's no way Romeo and Juliet are are going to ruin my chances at a million big ones. Uh-uh.

Owen: Uh, it's hard to say. Um, does being "with you" imply some sort of an alliance? Izzy: 'Cause we don't like you. Heather: Okay, okay. Forget being with me. Who's willing to walk beside me, in mutual pursuit of our goals with no commitment of any kind? Owen: I can agree to that. Harold: Count me in.
 * Heather: Everyone, snap out of it! If we don't play it together, we are going to lose this challenge. Now who is with me?

Harold: (in the confessional) I may not be the best-looking guy, or the best dressed, or the most buff, but I get my butt kicked a lot; so my senses are totally heightened. I can sense when something's coming. Nothing gets by me. Chef: (taps Harold on the shoulder) Say hello to eternity. (shoots him with the paintball gun)
 * Harold: (after Chef has fallen to the ground loudly directly behind him) Did anyone else hear that?!

Chef: (pauses for a moment before shooting Owen) Owen: Oh thank you! Ha-ho! Thank you! (stars running past others, farting with each step) Make way! Coming through! Geoff: (is making out with Bridgette when Owen runs and farts pass them, causing him to drop Bridgette due to being overwhelmed by the smell)
 * Owen: (bowel movement noise) Ah! It's time! (runs over to Alien Chef) Take me out, I beg you! It's an emergency!!

Chef: Who're you calling a cook?!
 * Izzy: If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, haha, I can handle a bald, emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume!


 * Heather: My wig! (She tries to grab her wig but it falls into the storm drain before she could catch it.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (looks at the camera.) Don't look at me!


 * Heather: (in the confessional) Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything! Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine. (drinks Burmese medicine) GAH! Loser shaman! (throws away mug)


 * Chef: (seeing Geoff and Bridgette kiss) I once knew a love like that.

Justin: (sarcastic tone) Ah-heh. If we knew, we wouldn't be lost. Lindsay: You are so smart, Justin. And gorgeous! LeShawna: What a knock-out! Beth: Totally gorgeous!
 * Lindsay: Um, how did we get here?

Beth: (enchanted at the sight of Justin) It looks even better!
 * Justin: (covered in slime) Ooo, feels so good.


 * Beth: (in the confessional) You know what, models are people too! We stare at them, but they've got feelings just like the rest of us. They've got hopes and dreams. (gets all giddy) My dream is to marry Justin! My mom says if I concentrate really hard, one day all of my dreams will come true!


 * Trent: (in the confessional) Duncan is always acting like such a tough guy. "Ooo, you got a mohawk." "Oh, you're so tough, bud." Yeah, hairspray's really manly. I love seeing Gwen stick it to Duncan. She's so awesome, I'd do anything for her.


 * Gwen: (in the confessional) I know this is going to sound really girly, but I was seriously touched when Trent chose my necklace over the egg. Most guys would've gone for the win.


 * Chef: Where's my money?! Hm? Give me my money!


 * Chris: After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling Gilded Chris ceremony yet-- (the cast gasps) Yes, you heard me. I said, "Two!" I'm liking the twos today. Must be Tuesday! (cricket noise) Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show.


 * Chris: It's time to cast your votes. Under your seats you'll find your voting devices. Just press the button of the person you want voted off. Oh, and no peeking! Or it's "Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah, hey-hey-hey, good bye!" He-Ha-Ha!

(Lindsay and Beth hug Justin and squeal like Katie and Sadie until Lindsay is hit on the head with a Gilded Chris. Beth and Justin let go of Lindsay who falls on her back and catch their Gilded Chrises with Justin looking excited)
 * Chris: Lindsay, Justin, Beth, you're all safe.

Duncan: "Liked" being the operative word.
 * Bridgette: (after being voted off with Geoff) But... but I thought everyone liked us!

Bridgette and Geoff: (they make out to the continued disbelief of the other cast members) Duncan: Could you order a room already? Lindsay: The cutest couple ever!
 * Chris: (to Geoff and Bridgette) Any final words?

Owen: Thank you!
 * Chris: Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever answer to her actual name? Will Owen finally get some lunch?

Trivia

 * In this episode, when Trent saves Gwen's necklace and gives it back to her instead of getting the egg, Gwen says in confessional that it was so sweet, most guys would've gone for the win. Then, Duncan said, "Personally, I would've gone for the win." He says this even though During the Total Drama Island special, when he sprains his ankle and Courtney leaves him, he's upset and even threatens her later on in the episode. Though knowing Duncan, he could be just as selfish as Courtney can be when a win is on the line.


 * This episode marks the first (and so far only) double elimination of the entire Total Drama series.


 * From this episode onward, Heather will not have her wig and will have to be bald until her hair grows back.


 * This episode is the first in which sound effects are used during the opening intro.


 * This entire episode is a parody of the movie, Alien. The title of the episode also parodies the name of the fourth Alien movie, Alien Resurrection. 'Mama Alien' is a parody of the Alien Queen.


 * Chris may have made it a two elimination ceremony because he greatly suspected that the campers would vote for Geoff or Bridgette (as they had been a problem from day one) and he knew neither would be able to work well without the other. It is also possible that he wanted to eliminate two so that the teams, when they are chosen, will be even.


 * Ironically, a boy (Geoff) and a girl (Bridgette) who were both on the Killer Bass were the first two to be eliminated from Total Drama Action. The same outcome on Total Drama Island occurred where a boy (Ezekiel) and a girl (Eva) of the Killer Bass were the first two to be eliminated.


 * When Beth finds Bridgette and Geoff making out, Bridgette is missing a bang.


 * On the trailer and images on Teletoon, the Gilded Chris Awards have a black base (looking more like an Oscar). However, in this episode (and future episodes) there is no base; just a golden statue.


 * Even though Gwen is wearing her lucky necklace, it is never seen on her neck (except for when she shows it in the confession booth).


 * Trent and Gwen seemed to have switched positions this season. In the first season, Trent was popular amongst the campers and it was Gwen who was trying to get Trent's attention. Now Gwen seems to be popular amongst castmates (namely Duncan) and Trent is the one desperately trying to maintain a relationship with her.


 * Duncan states that the kissing couple is always the first to go in any alien flick. However, Geoff and Bridgette were not the first to be taken out of the challenge. Chef shot Harold, Owen, and Izzy before them.


 * Votes will be conducted on the spot this season using electronic voting devices during the Gilded Chris ceremony. This is likely to prevent tempering like when Harold switched the votes in Basic Straining.


 * The final Gilded Chris Award went to LeShawna in this episode.


 * Chef's line of "You call that a paintball gun? This is a paintball gun!" is a spoof to the line, "You call that a knife? This is a knife." said by Paul Hogan in the movie Crocodile Dundee.


 * This is the first episode in the Total Drama series where Chris is heard singing.


 * This is the only episode so far where the Gilded Chris Award has not been identified as foil-covered chocolate, as it smacks Lindsay on the head with a metallic-sounding clang impact effect. Since future episodes have mentioned that the awards are made of chocolate (including Izzy in The Aftermath: I, who only got a Gilded Chris in this episode alone), this may have been a simple continuity error or a one-time gag.
 * This is the first time in the Total Drama Series, an actual Canadian Sports team is mentioned when DJ says his mother can have his Limited Edition Raptors draft cards.


 * Goofs:
 * When Chef takes revenge on Heather in this episode he claims that she put laxative in his brownies. In The Very Last Episode, Really!, she actually put laxative in a muffin.
 * Izzy is able to lift Owen in this episode, but in the previous episode the monster could not lift him.