User blog comment:Andre.echoecho/Thoughts on Total Drama Pahkitew Island/@comment-3573655-20140924222622

14- Max: An ugly gremlin that shouldn't exist. Too much second-hand embarrassment from a cartoon character.

13- Dave: Whiny, entitled and a total Debbie Downer.

12- Leonard: His voice makes me want to shoot babies, but he's better than Max and Dave.

11- Rodney: His gag is SO ANNOYING. Like, it was interesting for the first couple of episodes and then it just got old. Also, his voice is just derpy.

10- Topher: Alright. I wish he had more interactions with the other contestants and a more satisfying plot, but he wasn't bad.

9- Beardo: Perfection. His weave reminds me of those on America's Next Top Model and he is a superstar. I cannot wait to buy his beatboxing CD when it comes out. The only reason he isn't higher on the list is because he was only in one episode.

8- Shawn: While I didn't necessarily enjoy seeing him reach the finale, he is my favourite male from this cast. He had some good development and Jashawn was just perfect.

That's right, my top 7 are all 7 girls from the cast. I'm a but of a Total Drama Feminist if you haven't guessed.

7- Amy: She's a total b**ch and I love it. She was fierce and fresh, and I wish she was the main antagonist. Sadly though, she's pretty one-dimensional.

6- Sky: Her thing was Keith was HILARIOUS. I love that she had a boyfriend and was flirting with Dave (she is totes the Mirjana of this season), but dude totally had it coming. He never let her explain herself, so she just said "f**k it, I'm hot and athletic, my boyfriend won't mind" and did it. GIRL POWER.

5- Scarlett: She is evil. I wish I didn't accidentally see that spoiler pic of her epic evilness while the season was airing in Italy (THANKS WHOEVER PUT THAT ON THE WIKI DURING NO-SPOILER TIME), because it would have been much more shocking. Still, she is a bad b**ch and I love her. I hope she returns someday to attempt murder on some of the other contestants (Cameron, Mike, Zoey, Gwen, Duncan, Owen, B and Cody would be nice) and actually succeeds with it. It would be a major plot twist.

4- Samey: She is adorbs. I totes wanted to see her take over Amy's role as the b**chy girl. I really wanted to see where her secret identity plot was going, but she was just eliminated too soon. :( Standing up to her sister was epic and her friendship with Jasmine was the best since Rosie O'Donnell and Amy Poehler.

3- Ella: Sweet, lovable and singy. What's not to love? (about New York) I love her, but I must say that I throughly enjoyed watching her be abused by Sugar. Her exit was probably the best of all time and I wish she stayed longer.

2- Jasmine: A strong, independent woman, Jasmine is 50 shades of perfection. Being the main antagonist of the season, she really shined in all areas of the competition and is only beaten by...

1- Sugar: Hands down the best character in the series. She is hilarious and made me laugh every episode, something that Max failed miserably at. She is fat and lovin' it, and she is just so fabulous. I mean her craptry was BEAUTIFUL. Words cannot describe how I feel about Sugar, except that I wish she was real so that I could marry her.