User blog comment:Bigez620/"Evil Dread" Review/@comment-1527105-20130918035005

"So Chef throws fecal matters on the girls and we thankfully cut over to the Villains."

"Did Heather just assume that Alejandro was dead? Don't you think like, Dateline would have a story about how Alejandro went missing?"

"Ugh, make love to me."

“lol who cares about Mike. Bring on your actually useful personalities, you bland Cody redesign.”

"I could go on all day about how severely the Mike-Cameron-Zoey friendship causes diabetes."

"The two look gazingly into each others eyes and share a final kiss."

"You'll likely rot at Hell, along with the loon that laughed at Heather's tacky shoes."

Please stop. Stop being so hilarious.