The Sucky Outdoors

'''The two teams must spend a night alone in the woods in the contest for this episode. Another contestant is voted off the island.'''

Recap
The campers start out around the campfire pit, where Chris is explaining the next challenge, an outdoor survival challenge, and makes a point that some of them may not come back alive... just joking. The challenge is to spend one night in the woods, and return in the morning, the first team back wins the challenge and invincibility; everything the campers need can be found at their campsites, all the have to do is find it. Chris hands out maps and compasses to Heather and Duncan, though Courtney snatches them away, then tells them to watch out for bears, as they lost a few interns while setting up. LeShawna is scared of bears, but Owen reassures her with a lame story about a previous encounter he had with a bear. This reminds Izzy of a time she saw a bear rummaging through her neighbour's garbage and had spaghetti noodles hanging from his teeth, so she thought the bear ate the neighbour's cat, which grosses out Lindsay.

On the way to the campsite, Trent walks up to Gwen and notices she's feeling blue, and asks if it has something to do with Heather reading her diary in the last episode, but Gwen walks off. Heather is plotting to bring the goth girl down as their next vote-off, when Trent points out that it was Heather who put her in the mood for reading her diary on national television.

Elsewhere, Courtney is leading the Killer Bass to their site when Katie spots a blueberry bush, and she and BFFFLs (best female friends for life) Sadie stop to eat some. After pigging out, Katie and Sadie realize that the rest of the team is gone.

The Gophers reach their camp, and Owen sees that there's no food at the site; Trent points out that it's a survival challenge, and they have to find their own food. Owen and Izzy joke around about how funny it would be if they made bears sounds, and end up attracting a real bear, before Owen heads out into the woods to find some food, him being an expert on the subject.

Meanwhile, Katie and Sadie are lost and start arguing when Sadie calls out Katie on her bad sense of direction. As night falls, they continue to argue when Katie says that she knows how to drive, but Sadie dismisses this and says that Katie once crashed her (Sadie's) mother's car. Their arguing attracts a pair of squirrels who impersonate the BFFFL's, until they get fed up and decide they aren't BFFFL's anymore.

Back at the Gopher camp, the campers are getting hungry, when a pizza delivery man arrives with a pizza for the camera crew, much to the annoyance of the starving campers. From the brush, Owen returns with a catch of fish; Izzy jumps up saying she loves fish and bites into one of them. With the others looking on, she stops and sheepishly asks if they should cook them first. Owens tells the others that his grandfather taught him how to fish, and in one incident, a shark bit him in the butt; he drops his pants to show the scars, although only Izzy seems to appreciate it.

The Killer Bass are setting up camp, and Geoff tries to complement Bridgett by saying she pitches a tent like a guy; he sees that this doesn't have the desired effect and tried to correct himself, only to say something even dumber. Duncan asks Courtney where's the food like she's some kind of housewife, when DJ arrives with a rabbit in his arms; Duncan suggests it's dinner, but DJ intends on making it a pet, naming it Bunny. It's only now that anyone notices they are two people short when Duncan asks if anyone has seen Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Idiot.

The missing campers in question stumble on a tree with a fork in it, which is a tree that they saw two hours before, they had been walking in a large circle. They hear an owl in the darkness, and in a panic, run screaming though the woods, into a cave; they think they'll be safe, but Sadie is then scared when a bat flaps around her head. When the bat leaves, Sadie sits on a rock and asks Katie if they're going to die.

Back at the Gopher camp, Owen tells the others the story of how he and his grandfather fought a bear; afterwards, Trent notices that Izzy is missing. When they call out to her, they attract the attention of a nearby bear, who comes into camp and scares everyone into a tree.A la AHHH! real monsters. When Owen is called upon to deal with the bear, he reveals that he was being theatrical, and gets blamed for attracting the bear in the first place. The branch LeShawna is sitting on gives way, and she falls down to the bear, which moves in on her; LeShawna thinks she's a goner when the bear asks if she's O.K. Taking off its head, the bear is revealed to be Izzy in a costume.

At the Bass camp, Bridgette gets spooked by an owl, and reveals that she's scared of being alone in the forest, which reminds Duncan of a scary story of a killer with a hook for a hand; he tells the story, and scares everyone with a hook on his right hand. Courtney chews him out, but Duncan just keeps fooling around, especially when an owl spooks Courtney, right into Duncan's arms. Later in the tent, Bridgette says she has to go pee, and DJ revealed so did he, and holds up a jar with urine in it. Not wanting to share a jar, she heads outside to find a private place; but what she finds are bats, and one of them flies right into her face, causing her to trip over the campfire, kicking an fire rock onto the tent, burning it to the ground.

The Gophers are sharing the fish when another rustle is heard from the bushes, and another bear appears; at first it seems like another person in a bear costume, but Owen tries to think that is Chrisand taking the head off and only tears out some fur. This bear is the real deal, and scares the Gophers up the tree again. And at the Bass site, Courtney is chewing out Bridgette for burning down the tent; Duncan says that everything is cool, but Courtney says that things couldn't possibly get worse. Unfortunately for both teams,Then a storm blew very hard and long ; everyone is stuck in the rain, with no shelter, except for Katie and Sadie who are alone and scared in the cave.

The next morning, the rain has stopped, and Heather complains that thanks to Izzy and Owen, the couldn't sleep in their tent last night; but Katie and Sadie have a worse problem: the cave they're in belongs to the bear. At the Bass site, Courtney wakes up cuddling next to Duncan, who smiles at the girl, but she denies there was any cuddling going on.

Back at camp, Chris is preparing the campfire for that night's bonfire ceremony when the Killer Bass come out of the woods, declaring victory. The Screaming Gophers arrive a moment later and see the Bass already there; Heather turns on Izzy and Owen, blaming them for losing the challenge. But Chris stops them, pointing out that two of the Bass are missing; Courtney dismisses Katie and Sadie's absence by claiming they were eaten by wolves. The two missing campers then arrive and start rambling on about how they were lost and wound up in the bear cave and found by the bear and how they were so scared. Now safe, Katie and Sadie apologize for all the mean things they said, and reaffirm their BFFFL status. Courtney asks if they've finished their little love-in, and then blames them for losing the challenge; the Gophers win an all expenses paid trip to the tuck shop, while Katie and Sadie are left with their angry teammates.

At the campfire ceremony, the marshmallows go out to Courtney, Duncan, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Geoff and Tyler; leaving the last marshmallow for either Katie or Sadie; the two hug, knowing that they will be split up for the first time since they met. The last marshmallow goes to Sadie, and Katie is sent to the Dock of Shame. Sadie refuses to let Katie go, but Katie tells her she has to go on, and that she'll be rooting for her. It's a tearful and sad goodbye as Katie is taken away on the Boat of Losers before the second part of elimination on the episode Phobia Factor.

Afterwards, Duncan comes to apologize to Courtney for scaring her, but she says she was not scared, and there's no such thing as a hook man. Then Duncan agrees, then pulls out his fake hook hand making Courtney scream and say she hates him.

Quotes

 * Katie: Sadie and I are BFFFLs. Sadie: Best Female Friends for Life. Katie: We even got the chicken pox together. Sadie: Oh my gosh, that's was so fun. Katie: It was so nice to have someone to scratch all your little scabs. Sadie: I know, right?


 * Heather: She is so the next one to leave! Trent: Who? Heather: Who do you think?! She dumped Harold's red ant farm into my bed! Trent: Yeah, but you did read her diary out loud to the entire world. (Heather looks at them all angrily, stopping them all in their tracks) Heather: So? Trent': So? That was pretty harsh. Heather: She is going down!


 * Sadie: This is just like when we were seven and we lost our moms in the mall. Katie: And then you started crying and the security guards had to, like, page our moms and they were so mad. Sadie: Oh my gosh, take a pill, we're fine.


 * Heather: I am so hungry. Izzy: I think my stomach ate my stomach.


 * Izzy: I love fish. I love fish. (sinks her teeth into one but then sees everyone looking at her) I guess we should cook them first.


 * Heather: How did you know how to fish? Owen: My grandfather taught me. I caught a shark once, it bit me in the butt. Check it out. (pulls down his pants) Lindsay: Ahhh! My eyes! Izzy: That is so awesome.


 * Sadie: Trip to the beach last year ring a bell? Katie: Oh, I can't believe you're bringing that up. I had a totally fetch bikini on that day though. Sadie: You drove my mom's car into a snack shack. Katie: It was totally in my blind spot.


 * Katie: If it wasn't for me, you'd be riding the bus to the mall. Sadie: If it weren't for me, you'd wouldn't be able to find your way to the mall.


 * Geoff: (to Bridgette) Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy! (in Confessional stall) Geoff: (sarcastic tone) Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy? (slaps himself)


 * (back outside) Geoff: I mean, you're not all girly about getting dirty and stuff. Bridgette: Gee, thanks.


 * Duncan: (to Courtney) What's for dinner woman? I'm starving. Courtney: I hope you don't expecting me to dignify that with a response.


 * DJ: Hey guys, look what I found. (shows everyone a little rabbit) Duncan: Well, I never had rabbit stew before, but what the heck, I'm game. DJ: This is my new pet. I'm calling him "Bunny".


 * Duncan: (referring to Katie and Sadie) Has anyone seen Twiddle Dumb and Twiddle Idiot?


 * Owen: (when he sees a bear) Great Pyramid of Giza!!! Aaaaahhh!! We're all going to die! We're going to get eaten alive by a bear! Oh, the horror! Somebody help us! I want my mommy!


 * Courtney: Duncan! That was so not funny ! Duncan: Oh, yes, it was! I just wish it was all on camera! Oh wait... it is!


 * Courtney: You are so vile! Do your parents even like you? Duncan: I don't know, Jumpy McChicken. I haven't asked them lately.


 * (The Screaming Gophers are in a tree) Trent: So, what do we do now? Heather: Don't look at me. Gwen: It was your idea to climb the tree. Heather: Well, why don't you ask the bear hunter expert?! Hey, Owen, what now?! Owen: How should I know?! Leshawna: Dude, you said you killed a bear! Owen: (screams) I was being theatrical!


 * (The Screaming Gophers have been chased up a tree by a bear) Lindsay: (crying) It's probably already eaten Izzy. Heather: Then it shouldn't be hungry anymore. (Everyone stares at Heather) Heather: What?! This is survival of the fittest. She should have just peed in her pants like Cody. (Cody says nothing but looks a little ashamed)


 * Izzy: (dressed as a bear) Hey, are you okay? LeShawna: Did that bear just ask me a question?


 * DJ: What's wrong? Gotta go pee? Bridgette: Like crazy, but I'm too scared to leave the tent. DJ: Yeah, me, too. (shows her a bottle full of urine)


 * (after the Killer Bass' tent is destroyed)  Courtney: Great! That's just great, Bridgette! Now we have nowhere to sleep! Duncan: Yo, Drama Queen, relax,. It's cool. Courtney: "Cool?" "It's cool?" Things could not possibly get worse! (a single raindrop falls on her head, then rain starts to downpour) AHHHH!!!!


 * Courtney: Ugghh, you are such an ogre! Duncan: Ehh, I've been called worse.


 * Courtney: I just want to say, for the record, that I was totally asleep and, therefore, unconscious at the time of the alleged "cuddling" with said neanderthal, so essentially, it's like it never happened.


 * Chris: Not so fast Gopherinoes, it seems that the Killer Bass are missing a few fish. Courtney: Oh, you mean Katie and Sadie? I'm pretty sure they got eaten by wolves last night. Duncan: Darn shame.


 * Katie: Oh Sadie, I'm so sorry I said I was prettier then you. Sadie: And I'm so sorry I brought up the snack shack. Katie: And I'm sorry I said your butt was too big to fit in the bus seat. Sadie: You did? Katie: Well, not to your face.


 * Courtney: Are you two finished your little lovefest? (Katie and Sadie nod yes) Courtney: Good, because thanks to you, we just lost the challenge!

Cast

 * Harold, Beth, Cody, and Tyler appear but have no lines (Though Beth, Cody, and Heather gasp when the pizza man arrives, and all of them scream after the bear's arrival).