User:Rainbowderp01/Paint That a Shame (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming]

Leshawna: Your attention, please! Yours truly won tickets to... Wild Ride Kingdom!

[all gasp]

Announcer: Wild Ride Kingdom! Good times and terror await you! Home of the Stomach Pumper, a ride so terrifying, even the scientists who designed it couldn't stop screaming!

Scientist: [screaming]

Owen: We're going to Wild Ride Kingdom?!

Leshawna: No. We aren't, but I am. And since I won two tickets, I can take one person with me.

[all talking at once]

Leshawna: Quiet! I will now decide who gets the other ticket. Hmm...

Noah: Well, while you're thinking about it, here, take my juice box.

Leshawna: Ooh. Thank you, Noah.

Courtney: Why not relax while making this big decision?

Leshawna: Courtney, what a good friend you are.

Courtney: Ah!

Beth: I think this is more your style, Leshawna.

Leshawna: Ooh, I feel like a queen! And I like feeling like a queen.

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[harp plays]

[thud]

Leshawna: Ugh! I am not entertained! Away! My knights, battle for me!

Izzy: Hyah! [grunting]

Owen: [screaming]

Duncan: Look at those guys making fools of themselves. No way you're gonna catch me doing that.

Leshawna: I'm bored. Where is my court jester? Court jester!

Duncan: [confessional] I know what I said, but come on, man! It's Wild Ride Kingdom!

Leshawna: Jester, dance. Dance for your queen!

Duncan: Aw, man.

Leshawna: [deep voice] Dance for the tickets!

Duncan: [sighs] Okay.

[bells jingling]

Leshawna: Faster, Dancy Pants. Faster!

Noah: [chuckles]

Duncan: Ugh! [sighs]

[bells jingling]

Leshawna and Noah: [laughing]

Duncan: [confessional] Okay, that was humiliating. But Wild Ride Kingdom, here I come!

Leshawna: I have decided...

Beth: [gasp]

Izzy: Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Owen: [grunts]

Duncan: Me. Say it. Say Duncan.

Leshawna: That we are going to play a game to decide who gets the ticket!

Duncan: What?! But I danced for you!

Leshawna: You sure did, Dancy Pants. But I'm still holding the ticket, so I'm still holding the power. And now... we're playing a game for it!

Duncan: Urgh!

Cody: We could play Duck Duck Goose!

[goose honks]

Cody: Ah!

Duncan: Or Musical Face Punch!

Beth: How about Kissing Tag? [kiss]

Leshawna: We're having an all-out paint balloon battle challenge!

Owen: Uh-oh...

Duncan: Oh yeah!

Leshawna: Here are the rules. I hit you, you're out. You hit me, you're out. For example...

[splat]

Cody: Ow!

Leshawna: You're out.

Cody: That didn't count though, right?

Leshawna: No, I'm gonna count it. Out people sit at the craft table. Go on.

Noah: Question. Why are you playing if you already have a ticket for the--

[splat]

Leshawna: Uh-oh. Looks like you're out, too. Go sit!

Noah: [groans]

Leshawna: [confessional] Throwing paint balloons at people isn't nice, but woowee, is it fun?!

[splat]

Cody: Losers bench! Woohoo! High five! Up top! Gimme some skin! Make me happy with a little slappy!

Leshawna: Last one standing comes to Wild Ride Kingdom with me!

Courtney: Um, Chef will never let us throw paint balloons at each other.

Beth: I got this. Chef!

Chef: Hey, hey, what can I do for you, kids?

Beth: Owen says big, weird birds bring all the new babies into the world. Is that right?

Chef: Uh! Well, Beth. [chuckles nervously] That is a great question!

Izzy: [giggles]

Chef: Okay. Babies... um... uh... ring ring! Uh, phone call! Gotta go!

[crash]

[tires squeal]

Beth: Voila! Too easy. Chef is gone for the day!

Leshawna: Nice! Everyone grab a bag of paint balloons. Remember, the winner gets my extra ticket to Wild Ride Kingdom. Battle starts in five minutes.

Izzy: Hmm...

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[clanking and thudding]

[kids hum transforming music]

Cody: Up top!

Noah: Ah!

Cody: Ah!

[splatting]

Izzy: [laughs]

Courtney: Drop it!

Owen: Ah! Aww... my mom says I'm not allowed to eat food off the ground anymore.

Courtney: Hmm... We'd make a good team.

Owen: You think so?

Courtney: Uh-huh. Because you are the perfect human shield! Head towards the castle, teammate!

Owen: You've got it!

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Izzy: Nothing can penetrate my paintball supersuit!

[clunking]

Izzy: [laughs]

[splat]

[electricity crackles]

Izzy: Oh, drat.

[thud]

[splat]

[kids hum music]

Duncan: Dah!

Leshawna: Hello, Duncan.

Duncan: W-w-wait, wait! Are you sure you wanna do this?

Leshawna: Hmm, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

Duncan: You know who'll win if you take me out, don't you? Courtney! Are you picturing it? And Courtney saying, "This ride is too dangerous!" "Are these corn dogs gluten free?" "Is this bench safe?"

Leshawna: She'd bring an itinerary!

Duncan: Yes, she would! So, you still wanna take me out of the game?

Beth: There you are! Say hello to my yellow friend!

Duncan: [gasps]

Leshawna: Look out!

Beth: You're going down, Dancy Pants!

Duncan: Stop calling me that!

Beth: [gasps] My glasses! I'm blind!

[splat]

Duncan: You're also out.

[smack]

Leshawna: So, what's the plan, Dancy Pants?

Duncan: Can you please stop calling me that?

Leshawna: Nope.

Duncan: [sighs] Fine. Okay, we need to separate 'em. And I got just the thing.

[bag opens]

Owen: [sniffs] [gasps] Chili cheese chips! My favorite!

Courtney: Owen! Stop! Your mom said you can't eat food off the ground!

Owen: I don't care! She's not here!

Duncan: Now!

[splatting]

Courtney: Owen, no! Stop! It's a trap!

Owen: Mm... [eating] [fart]

Courtney: [faints]

Owen: Ooh. Sorry, Courtney. There's only three things that give me gas. Chili, cheese, and chips. These are chili cheese chips.

[stomach rumbles]

Owen: It's the Bermuda Triangle of farts.

Leshawna: Okay. Let's take Miss Courtney Boring-Pants out of the game.

Duncan: I got one last trick up my sleeve. This is Owen's teddy. He calls it Beary. 'Cause it's a bear.

Leshawna: Ugh!

Duncan: He sneaks it into school everyday and hides it in his cubby, so that Chef doesn't confiscate it. Owen will never risk Beary being taken away. So... oh, my goodness! Is that a toy from home?!

Owen: [gasps] Beary! I told you to stay hidden! [farts]

Courtney: Owen! [coughs]

Owen: [farts]

Courtney: [coughs] Uh-oh.

[splat]

Courtney: Ah!

Duncan: Boom! Courtney's out!

Leshawna: Looks like it's down to Dancy Pants versus Owen for the ticket. I'm going to let this one play out. May the best man win.

[kids hum dramatic sting]

Duncan: [confessional] Yep. I got this one in the bag. Owen is going down! And then Wild Ride Kingdom, here I come!

Owen: [confessional] Sometimes, Duncan scares me. [real time] [gasps] Beary! Hide! Okay, hit me, Dancy Pants.

Duncan: Urgh, ah! Will everyone stop calling me that!

Owen: Aw, it's probably for the best that I didn't win. I'd just stuff my face with snacks and then puke all over Leshawna on the rollercoaster.

Duncan: Hmm... [confessional] A ticket to Wild Ride Kingdom... or getting Leshawna back for turning me into Dancy Pants. I'm not sure what the bigger score is here.

[kids hum dramatic sting]

[splat]

Duncan: Oops! Looks like I'm out. Meh, Wild Ride Kingdom isn't going anywhere. Owen wins!

Owen: I won?! Ha, I won, I won!

Leshawna: Congrats, Owen! Meet at the Stomach Pumper.

Owen: [giggles] Woohoo! Right after I hit the food court!

Duncan: Remember to take lots of pictures!

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Owen: Wild Ride Kingdom was great! There was that hot dog cart, popcorn, ooh, the pizza! So good. I've never even heard of funnel cake before! I think this is where Leshawna said it was time to go ride the Stomach Pumper. And boy, is that ride named right. And I kinda barfed on Leshawna.

Beth and Leshawna: Ew!

Duncan: [laughing] Awesome!

Leshawna: [shudders] Worst. Ride. Ever.

Owen: Well, at least I had my backup clothes with me. Twinsies!

Beth, Duncan, Harold, and Noah: [laughing]

Leshawna: Stop. Stop laughing!

Bridgette: [laughs]

Duncan: No can do, Queen Pukey Pants.

Beth, Harold, and Noah: [laughing]

Leshawna: Do not call me Queen Pukey Pants!

Chef: Kids! I have the best surprise! Today, we're going to Wild Ride Kingdom!

Beth, Duncan, and Harold: Woohoo!

Leshawna: No! [screams]

[kids hum ending music]

[glass cracks]

[credits]