Eat, Puke, and Be Wary

'''The final four are forced to partake in a disgusting cooking challenge, due to the host falling into an antagonist's trap. Two contestants align to get rid of their enemy, while their enemy tries to eliminate a physical threat. The host's substitute hunts the contestants down in the woods, and one contestant becomes tired of being pushed around. Someone steals immunity from someone else, and their enemy, along with his fear, is sent home for good.'''

Plot
The episode opens with Cameron and Zoey at the top of a tree discussing their plan to vote off Scott. Meanwhile, Scott is eavesdropping and instead of using his snare on Fang, he uses it on Cameron. While Cameron is sent flying away, Zoey lets go of the tree and Scott catches her, giving her an unappealing look. Scott asks Zoey to form an alliance with him to get rid of Lightning (since he's the most physically capable and therefore the biggest threat), and Zoey starts laughing. However, Lightning is shown performing acrobatically, proving Scott's point much to Zoey's chagrin. In an effort to overthrow each other, Cameron and Scott both approach Lightning and propose forming an alliance with him to vote each other off, with Scott aiming to eliminate Zoey. Lightning says yes to both, but only absentmindedly as he shut them out while shooting hoops, confident in his own ability to win.

Chris arrives on the scene and first states that their challenge will be an easy one with no dangerous stunts whatsoever, much to the relief of the contestants. However, Chris walks into one of Scott's traps, and gets stuck in the outhouse. Scott excuses himself saying that it was Cameron's trap, much to Cameron's annoyance. Chris tells Chef he's stuck, and in anger tells Chef to give the contestants a disgusting and painful challenge. Chef prepares the challenge and tells the contestants to make a "delicious" meal. Chef then brings in past contestant DJ, who is not happy to be back at Camp Wawanakwa. Chef says that DJ will be eating the food. The contestants start looking for ingredients to prepare their meals. Lightning starts thinking where meat comes from, and then he answers himself by saying that it comes from trees, and also thinks that punching a tree will give him meat. He is proven wrong. Meanwhile, Cameron is having difficulty reaching some toxic mushrooms on a tree, and Scott comes over to help him. He asks Cameron if he would like to form an alliance to get rid of Lightning, and Cameron starts thinking about it. Zoey decides to make a salad, since it's a safe meal to prepare. Chef says time's up and the contestants must show DJ the meals they prepared. After DJ looks at all the meals, he escapes out of fear and runs away, so Chef modifies the challenge so that the contestants have to eat what they prepared, with the first contestant to finish it getting an advantage in the second part of the challenge. Since Scott and Cameron had the same food, with Cameron's being a lot more tastier and "safe," Scott switched the meals so he got the safer one, and won the first challenge.

The second challenge is a race to the finish pole, while avoiding Chef and his "spaghetti gun." He demonstrates that the spaghetti really hurts, as demonstrated when he shoots an intern. All of the contestants have to wear tracking collars, all except for Scott for winning previously. Despite Scott not having a tracking collar, Cameron and Lightning are able to get theirs off, with Cameron successfully short-circuiting it. During the challenge, Cameron loses his breath and begins to burn out, begging Lightning to carry him to the finish. Lightning refuses and tries to ditch Cameron, declaring that he's only winning for himself; however, he turns his back long enough for Cameron to jump up onto him from behind and hold on without Lightning knowing. Chef stalks the campers and first targets Zoey, cornering her on a cliff. Zoey begs for mercy, but Chef shoots her anyway, causing her to fall into the garbage-filled crevasse below. Chef then leaves her behind, deciding he'd only come back for her if he bothered to remember. Zoey recovers quickly, but is traumatized, and then discovers that the amulet Mike had given her did not survive the fall and had broken in half. Zoey finally snaps and screams in a rage, determined to get revenge. She rips off part of her shirt to make a bandanna and puts on war paint that turns into "Commando Zoey," setting all sorts of deadly traps across the woods while fashioning a bow and arrow for herself.



Throughout the challenge, Chef continues to stalk the campers, but is repeatedly harassed by Zoey, who is now driven by a maniacal thirst for revenge. Chef tries to shoot her relentlessly, but keeps falling for her traps, realizing that he has pushed her too far. He soon catches up with Lightning and Cameron, only to discover that he had been deceived when he instead finds a mutant raccoon wearing their two tracking collars on its tail, and after shooting it by accident, he is shot in return by the enraged raccoon.

Scott is the first person to come near the finish. However, Fang stops him as he runs away. Fang falls into one of Zoey's traps and Scott realizes it wasn't his trap. Chef spots Scott, but is too busy pursuing Zoey, who sets off another trap, which sends a boulder slamming into Scott and rolling him away. As a result, he ends up in a full-body cast and wheelchair. Lightning reaches the flag first and believes he has won, without touching the flag as required. However, as he does a victory dance, he backs right into the flag, with Cameron still on his back, and Cameron wins the challenge.



Since Cameron won invincibility, he could not be voted for. At the campfire ceremony, Chef counts up the votes: one vote for Zoey, one for Scott, one for Lightning. Chef then reveals the last vote is for Scott, eliminating him. Scott in the confessional realizes that Zoey had tricked him, but laughs when he believes that his tactics must have rubbed off onto her. Meanwhile, Zoey declares victory over Scott, and Lightning declares war on Cameron for stealing his immunity. Before Chef can hurl Scott from the catapult, Chris finally escapes the outhouse and arrives on his Jetpack so that he can personally fling Scott away, but with his own added touch as revenge for what Scott did to him: Fang arrives, takes back his chipped tooth, and joins Scott in the Hurl of Shame. Chef then gives Chris the quiche that Scott made, which makes him puke. Chef then starts making hurl puns and signs off the episode.

Quotes
Zoey: Scott!? Scott: Zoey! Nice of you to drop in. I just had a killer idea, totally up your alley, here goes. You and me team up and vote off Lightning. Zoey: (laughing hysterically at his proposal, then stops) Oh! You're serious. (Scott drops her) Ow! Scott: I know we ain't best buds, but you're not exactly a powerhouse. Do you really want to go head-to-head with Mr. Mega-jock? Zoey: (getting up) Better a Mega-jock than a Mega-jerk! Scott: Oh, really?! Lightning: (as he is swinging on a vine) SHA-BAM!! (does a somersault in the air, high fives a mutant seagull, then lands in the creek) Scott: Wow! That sure helped make my point! Well, your call! Scott: My snare...I mean, Cameron's snare threw Chris into the outhouse! (Cameron glares at him) Chef Hatchet: (opens the communal washroom's door, repulsed by the smell) Woo-wee! I need 5 interns and a fire hose, ASAP! (to Chris) We'll get you out soon! Chris: (trapped in the septic tank, coughing) Ugh! (furious) Those ungrateful puppets JUST CROSSED THE LINE!! Remember your nasty challenges, Chef? The one's that got the red light? Yeah! The light just turned GREEN! Chef Hatchet: I'll bring the pain! (Laughs manically) Interns: (making thunder and lightning effects while Chef is laughing) Chef Hatchet: (to the Interns) Okay, cool it. Intern: (after the spaghetti blast pins him to a rock) Ah! Ah! It burns! Chef Hatchet: Ah, ha ha! Spicy! Cameron: Lightning, stop! The collar seems to have an anti-removal feature, which sends a strong electric current to the central nervous system. Lightning: (giving a confused look) Cameron: Take it off, and it goes "Zap! Zap!" and gives you a owie. (Lightning is still confused) Zoey: (running for her life) No! Chef, I'm fragile! I'm allergic to pain! I wanna live! (gasps when she encounters the edge of a cliff) Chef Hatchet: Hunt's over, Dork-ette! Zoey: Okay! Okay! I give up! You win! Chef Hatchet: Let's make it official! (aims his cannon at Zoey and shoots her) Zoey: (as she's falling) Whaaa-ahh!! Chef Hatchet: Maybe I'll come back for her...if I remember. (chuckling as he is backing up his jeep) Zoey: Yeah! Snack on that! Chef Hatchet: (gets up and fires his cannon at Zoey) Zoey: (acrobatically dodges Chef's shots and laughing as she gets away) Chef Hatchet: I may have pushed her too far. Chef Hatchet: Dinner. (fires his cannon at Lightning) Lightning: (after the spaghetti blast hits him) Ah! Ah! My head! My beautiful head! Chris: (showing up on his jetpack) And you're gonna keep waiting. Cameron, Lightning, and Zoey: Chris! Chris: Yep! I'm the Hurl Master around here. You see, Scott, the Hurl of Shame is both shameful and painful, so I arranged for a friend to join you on your journey. (Fang jumps out of the water, startling Scott and takes his tooth back) This is my way of saying thanks, for flinging me into a pit of poo! (catapults Scott and Fang) Scott: WOOOOAAAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
 * Scott: (after pulling Cameron and Zoey off the tree branch, launching Cameron away in one of his snares) Today's forecast: geeky showers with a chance of nerd! (catches Zoey) And girl!
 * Cameron: (On getting Lightning to join his alliance) That was surprisingly painless. (walks into another one of Scott's traps, throwing him into the air again)
 * Chris: Challenge time! And since you've been abused so flagrantly, today's challenge is a super, safe, fun challenge! (the contestants cheer) Get ready for bubbles! Flowers and cotton... (gets caught in one of Scott's snares) WHOA-WAHHHHH!!! (lands in the communal washroom hard and the contestants painfully react)
 * DJ: (after his blindfold is taken off) No, not here! I vowed never to come back as long as there was breath in my lungs!
 * Lightning: Chef doesn't know what he's talking about, there's no food in this forest. Think Lightning, think, what makes steak? Trees! Come on tree, give me some steak! (Punches tree and bees nest falls down)
 * Chris: (attempting to get out of the septic tank) Hello-oh?! Someone gimme a hand; I'm almost free! (as he is losing his grip) Uh-oh! Oh no! (falls back into the tank) Ah, why-ee?! (Chris sobs while an Intern outside enjoys her coffee, smiling)
 * Scott: (in confessional, holding a bag of leaves) Poison ivy. Really adds that extra tangy zip!
 * Chef Hatchet: Dinner is served...IN YOUR FACE!! (fires his spaghetti cannon at the campers and hits an Intern mowing the grass)
 * Chris: (still trapped in the septic tank) What's taking those interns so long?! (three Interns are outside hooking up a hose to the washroom's water supply, giggling whilst doing so) There's no way they forgot about me! I OWN THEM!!! (One of the Interns turns on the valve) More sewage?!! HELP!!!
 * Lightning: Nobody tracks Lightning! This collar's coming off. (attempts to remove collar, but it shocks him) AH! (collar shocks him again) AHHH! (collar shocks him a third time) WHA-AHHH!!
 * Zoey: (in confessional, angry) Tracking collars?! Seriously?! Between this and Mike being voted off, I just about had it with this show! (collar shocks her) AHHHH!!
 * Chef Hatchet: (laughing manically whilst shooting Zoey)
 * Zoey: (in an aggressive tone) It's payback time! And I don't care if that's okay with everyone! (Laughs maniacally)
 * Chef Hatchet: (looking at his GPS) Huh? Zoey? I thought I left her back at the cliff! (sets off Zoey's trap) That girl is a glutton for... (sees a log barreling towards him) AHHHH!!! (the log wrecks his jeep)
 * Scott: (sees Fang near the finish line) Huh? No! Not you!! Not now!! (screaming while Fang gives chase)
 * Lightning: (after Cameron wins the challenge, riding on his back) Then what do I win?
 * Scott: What?! You've gotta be kidding me! (Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom lands on his lap and burns him) Ow! Agh! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
 * Zoey: (in confessional, after Scott is eliminated) Sorry, pal. Better luck next life.
 * Lightning: (in confessional) Cameron stole my immunity, and for that he's gonna pay! Watch your step, smart guy! Lightning's coming for YOU!
 * Chef Hatchet: (at the Hurl of Shame) I've been waiting to be the Hurl Master of this game!

General

 * This is the first (and currently the only) time where there is only one girl in the final four.
 * This episode has the biggest participation of Chef Hatchet in Total Drama: Revenge of the Island yet.
 * The Australian title for this episode is "Eat And Run."

Continuity

 * Interestingly, while DJ appeared in the eleventh episode of this season, the last episode in which he was still a contestant was the eleventh episode of Total Drama World Tour.
 * This is the fourth episode in a row in which a former member of the Screaming Gaffers make a cameo.
 * This is the third episode in which Chef has taken the role of the host. The others being Basic Straining and Are We There Yeti?.
 * Coincidentally, this episode and Are We There Yeti? featured the final four of that season.
 * This is the fifth episode that a cameo was a part of/involved in a challenge. The others being Finder Creepers, Runaway Model, The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean, and Up, Up And Away In My Pitiful Balloon.
 * This is the first episode DJ has lines since Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon.
 * This is the first episode since The EX-Files where two characters share the same voice actor. In this case, Chef Hatchet and DJ (as both are voiced by Clé Bennett).

Goofs

 * When Scott eats Cameron's quiche, it is shown to be green, like the original quiche he made.
 * When Fang got his tooth back from Scott during the hurl of shame, he attached it to where it was missing and it immediately becomes intact, as if it was never broken.