User blog comment:KrispyBaconator/You are writing a TD Season, and your job is to run the show as much into the dirt as possible./@comment-1416490-20170817050447

This sounds like a cool and funny idea. Sure, I'll give this a go. lol...

It's a 13 episode season and the name of it is Total Drama Superstars, and this season is also on the film lot. There are only 13 contestants (some being garbage choices) and Zoey and Mike are in this again, making the final three with Sam. Now that's a bad final three.

Chris eliminates a good character like Lindsay in the worst and unfair possible way. She goes, because she supposedly insulted Chris by saying his white undershirt looks a bit dingy. She is eliminated 2nd.

Chris does some unoriginal challenges that are recycles of old TDI and TDA challenges. One episode is literally Monster Cash all over again, and is the exact same.

There are only two original challenges throughout the whole season. Those being so bad to the point of stupidity. In which the first one is who can clap the loudest, which is an episode that's basically all clapping and features a clapping contest. lol The second original challenge is to have an obstacle course race around the entire film lot with a hard boiled egg and at the end, they must chop up the egg and make egg salad.

The finale is literally a race. Nothing else, but a race. The trash that is Mike wins again, with Zoey as runner-up, and Sam who literally stops in the middle of the race to beat a level in his videogame and the runs so slow still playing the freaking thing.

The season ends with Chris saying, "Now that's a season!" He then smiles and randomly puts his arm around Chef. Owen then pops up in front of the camera saying, "Bye!" and then farts. Chris and Chef dart away really fast.

So I hope this got a good laugh from some of you. If this was an actual season, I would be like, "What on Earth was that! Seriously, like what is this monstrosity?" Or I would just be like I can't with this anymore. Because yeah, this would be a pretty bad season.