User blog:Masta Shake1/Total Drama Global Takedown: Ep 7 - Hooked

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Total Drama Global Takedown: Episode 7 - Hooked
​Remaining Skyliner Jets: Kylie, Eli, Nick, Peter, Brianna, Candice ( 6/9 )

​Soaring Eagles: Sarah, Veronica, Jono, Nathan, Logan, Nozomi, Sienna, Jessica ( 8/9 )

​​Chris: Previously on Total Drama Global Takedown...

Chris: We were in South Korea and raced to the N Seoul Tower! Nathan was blessed when he heard the next challenge was to cook me a feast! It was ultimately usless when Peter sabotaged Curtis, resulting in his elimination. Jessica formed a secret alliance with Nick to sabotage her team in order to make Sarah look bad. What will happen next on Total...Drama...Global Takedown!

​The scene shifts to first class as Nathan is using his portable grill to cook his breakfast.

​​Nathan: Bacon! Bacon!

​Nathan enjoyed his breakfast as Jono snatched some bacon.

​Jono: Evil incarnate needs his bacon!

​Jono bumps into Nozomi.

​Nozomi: Ooh! Can I have some?

Jono: Be gone, foul provoker of the Eagles!

Nozomi: Wow, that was mean!

​​​​Nathan: BACON FOR EVERYONE!

​Nathan tossed out the greasy goodness.

​Sienna: Yes!

Logan: Thanks Nate!

Nathan: WOO! I am killing it!

​In economy, Eli could smell out the bacon.

​Eli: ( ​sniff sniff ) Wait. ( ​deep sniff ) ​That's it all right!

Brianna: What?

Eli: Bacon!

Peter: I'd kill for some bacon right about now.

Eli: That stupid Nathan! I wish he were on our team, so we could get some real bacon!

Nick: Come on, team! We don't need bacon to win today's challenge! We have our own strengths, and combined we will dominate!

Kylie: I'm not sure Eli here is worth anything.

Peter: Come on, Kylie, I'm sure Eli's a great teammate!

Kylie: Right. And if he can actually win the challenge for us, I'll vote myself off the game.

Peter: No you won't. I bet you're all bark and no bite.

Kylie: Oh you want to see my bite?

Nick: Okay, I think we should calm down now...

Kylie: Stay out of this, Nick! Your job is to cross old ladies across the street, not put your nose where it doesn't belong!

Eli: Ooh!

Candice: Enough! We can't be in each other's throats! We're already at a disadvantage as it is!

Peter: Oh, and if we win, will you have me do the dishes in first class?!

Candice: Come on, Peter, we had all the slots filled for the presentation!

Brianna: And besides, with the knowledge you have of the outside world, you might as well be an expert at dishes.

​As the argument continued to escalate, Eli enjoyed every bit of it.

​Confessional:

'''​Eli: With them fighting each other, I'm not the one they're focused on, as they're gonna want to vote each other out! Woo! I knew playing the lazy dumb guy would work out for me! '''

''​​The plane made a landing in snow, landing right in front of a dock along of the Innoko river in Alaska. ''

​Chris: Welcome everyone to Alaska!

​The cast shivers in the cold

​Jessica: I - I see w - we get the s - special treatment.

​Chris sips his hot cocoa.

​Chris: What do you think? Now, contestants, todays challenge will be held on the Innoko River, as you shall become fishermen!

Nozomi: Ew, fish!

Chris: You best believe it, Nozomi! Now, for today's challenge, you shall race to get a boat, and first team to claim their boat gets it! That's your advantage.

​The teams see the boats, one high tech and one of poor quality

​Chris: On your mark...get set....go!

​The teams raced off, but it was difficult as the snow slowed them down, which was an ankle deep.

​Jono: Ugh! Agh! I need true means of transportation! I cannot even make two steps!

Veronica: Are you serious, it's only a few inches!

​Peter is having major struggles getting through the snow, as he is joined by Eli.

​Eli: Woah man. You need help?

Peter: I got this.

​Eli is hit with a snowball.

​Eli: What?

Kylie: Gotcha, sucker!

Eli: Hey!

​Eli threw a snowball back.

​Kylie: It's on.

​​Eli: It's so on!

​Eli takes a snowball to the face, but remains unaffected.

​Eli: Hey! I call foul!

Kylie: Foul shmoul!

​Brianna, Candice, and Nick arrive first.

​Candice: Woo! We're first!

Nick: But where is the other half of our team?

Brianna: I bet Eli and Kylie are making out somewhere and Peter's weak.

Nick: Great, now let's hope the other team doesn't get here.

​The Eagles started arriving one by one, including Logan and Sienna dragging a frozen Nathan across the snow with the look of a parent who's dead inside.

​Sarah: Head count! Who's not here?

Sienna: Nozomi.

Jessica: No, wait, here she comes!

​Nozomi, being frozen and unathletic like she is, wasn't going fast.

​​Logan: Come on! She'll never get here on time!

Candice: Where's our team?

​In the distance, Kylie, Eli, and Peter were going as fast as they could.

​​Brianna: Run! Run!

Jessica: Nozomi run!

​The Eagles started to shout at Nozomi to run faster, to which she did and collapsed.

​Chris: And the Eagles win part 1!

​​Brianna: What were you doing?!

Eli: Uhhhh, snow?

Brianna: Kylie, come on, I thought you were actually mature and smart.

Kylie: Could you handle these two?

Peter: Why are you bringing in me?

​Chris's whistle screeched in the air, causing the contestants to cover their ears.

​Chris: SHUT IT! Listen, part 2 of the challenge is catching fish, as you've expected. You have to catch 500 pounds of fish in order to snag the win. You'll have 1 hour to complete this challenge. Go!

​The teams boarded their boat.

​Sarah: Alright! Everyone take a post and -

Jessica: No, let's do this instead, what about we -

Sarah: Your plan won't work!

Jessica: How when you haven't even heard it! I'm the captain of this ship!

Sienna: Can we not have...this?! I'm tired of you two always fighting it out!

Sarah: Shut up and go back to doing YouTube!

Sienna: Come on! There's more to me than stupid YouTube!

Nathan: Yo, stop! We have a challenge to do!

Jessica: The cook's right. We need to actually TRY.

Sarah: Not with your stupid ideas!

​Jono runs up with a fish in his hands

​Jono: Acquaintances, behold! The first catch -

Jessica and Sarah: SHUT UP!

​Their unison screaming made Jono jump and the fish fall back into the water.

​Nozomi: Now look what you have done! Both of you!

Jessica: Shut up! Nobody needs your input!

​Veronica used her phone to use an airhorn sound.

​Veronica: You idiots! Stop arguing and start fishing!!

​Confessional:

​Sienna: What's going on with our team?!

​Sienna walked next to Logan.

Logan: What's going on?

Sienna: The team's nuts. I'm glad I have you to talk to Logan. You and Nathan are the only sane ones here.

Logan: Thanks. Let's do this challenge. Sounds like someone could use some first class.

Sienna: Yeah...

Logan: I was talking about me.

​They both chuckle as the camera pans to the Jets, who were just like the Eagles, arguing.

​​Peter: Why do I have to sit out?!

Kylie: You can't steer or pull on the nets. You're practically useless here.

Eli: Don't mind her, Peter. She's Kylie, always has something to complain about. You can work with me.

​The two walked away.

​Brianna: Those two need to go.

Nick: Excuse me?

Candice: She's right Nick. They're liabilities. We can't afford to have them.

Kylie: We can't dump them yet, at least not Eli.

Nick: And why not?

Kylie: Peter's a bigger liability than Eli.

Nick: The same could be said vice - versa.

Candice: Depends on the situation, I guess.

Brianna: Then here's the deal. Whoever loses it for us is going home, no questions asked.

​Confessional:

'''​Nick: I can't lose Peter, he's my only ally here to which I have his total vote. He has to stay.'''

'''​Kylie: I can't lose Eli. I have to shape him up, for the contest and for the real world. He has to stay.'''

​Eli and Peter had the net in the water.

​Eli: And there we go! We now wait.

Peter: So, Eli, while we wait, do you ever get the feeling the team hates you?

Eli: Can't tell with Kylie on my back.

Peter: I don't know. Brianna, Candice, Nick, Kylie. They're like the big people, the ones in charge, those who look down upon us.

Eli: Yeah?

Peter: Now, I'm not proposing an alliance, but I think we should stick together, because you never know with these people.

Eli: It's a reality contest for big money. Of course they're going to backstab you.

Peter: Listen, I'm just saying we look out for one another, okay?

Eli: Whatever.

Kylie: Look who it is. Say, how's the haul.

​Eli saw the net swinging, so he and Peter pulled it up and over, making it land on Kylie.

​Eli: I say the haul's just fine. Say you, Peter?

Peter: Just fine.

''​For the Eagles, Logan and Sienna worked together to get the fish, while Jessica steered. Nathan was busy frying some fish.''

​Sarah: Nathan, what's this?

Nathan: Oh you know, just frying some fish. Our team could get hungry and it's my responsibility to feed us.

Sarah: Okay, 1: You are not team chef, and 2: We need as much fish as we can carry to show to Chris.

Nathan: We already have like what? 150 pounds? We can lose like 2 fish. Chill out, Sarah, and enjoy an h'dourve!

​Sarah, enraged, picked up Nathan's portable grill and tossed it into the Innoko.

​Nathan: No!

​Nathan dove in for the portable grill.

​Nathan: G - got it! You're so lucky this is water proof!

​Jono saw Nathan in the water.

​Nathan: Help!

Jono: Ahh yes. I am now in the power of your fate. Bow down to me, and I shall spare your mortal soul.

Nathan: Come on, Jono, just help me up!

Jono: I shall never! Your foulness shall spoil us and you will murder the fish necessary for victory! Bad bye!

​Jono turned around and flicked his cape, but the wind  blew and Jono was blinded, causing him to fall off the ship and onto Nathan.

​Jono: Jeepers! I seem to have fallen in!

Nathan: ( ​chuckles ​) Who says 'jeepers'?

​Sienna arrived.

​Sienna: Nathan! Jono! I'll help you guys up!

Nathan: Save my grill!

​Nathan tosses up his grill, which Sienna catches.

​Jono: Evil first! I shall go up before this wretched being!

​Jono went up, but it was a difficult process to do so.

​Sienna: Okay! Nathan you're next!

​Sienna and Nathan stuggled to get Nathan onto the boat, but he eventually did.

​Nathan: Thank you so much Si!

Sienna: T'was nothing.

​Pile of fish lands next to them.

​Sarah: Let's go! We got a fresh load.

Veronica: Yeah! Go or whatever.

Sarah: ( ​eyeing Nathan ​) And no grilling.

Nathan: Fine.

''​Jessica was bored, her head rested atop the steering wheel. She sighed a bored sigh. She then noticed something, a school of fish! Jessica acted fast and turned the wheel, shifting the ship and going full throttle. This sent Sienna into the water.''

​​Sienna: AHH!

Logan: Sienna!

​Logan dove in after her.

​​Nozomi: STOP THE BOAT STOP THE BOAT!

Jessica: What happened?!

Sarah: You sent Sienna overboard!

Jessica: Oh crap!

​Sienna was taken on board, as Logan joined her.

​Sienna: AGH! I'm all wet and cold!

Logan: Come on, let's go and get some blankets.

Nathan: Ooh! Ooh! I can shape us some nice hot cocoa!

Sienna: Thanks Nathan. You're always so kind.

Sarah: Great. You took out 3 of our teammates!

Jessica: Don't care!

''​Jessica steered the boat to where the school of fish resided. ''

​Jessica: There's a ton of fish! Get them now!

​​​Jono, Sarah, Veronica, and Nozomi lowered the net and gathered the fish.

​Veronica: Ah! It's too much!

Nozomi: Can't....hold!

Sarah: Come on, why can't we just -

​Suddenly, the net snapped, releasing all the fish.

​Sarah: NO!

​The fish swam to the Jets, which already had 450 pounds of fish.

​Candice: Woah! We got a crap ton of fish!

Nick: Then let's get some!

​Together, they snatched a few pieces of fish.

​Brianna: We have enough, let's go!

​The camera cuts to the Jets piling in their fishes onto a scale where it was to be weighed.

Chris: And it comes up to....501 pounds! The Skyliner Jets win!

​The Jets cheered as the Eagles pulled ashore.

​Veronica: We lost?! I can't believe this!

Jono: ( shivering ​) Evil could've really used those warm up blankets.

​As Eli and Peter enjoyed first class, the other 4 Jets held a secret meeting that they couldn't hear.

​Brianna: ( whisper ​) Remember, whoever blows it first is going home.

​The other three nodded their heads in agreement, Nick and Kylie reluctantly.

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Chris: Eagles! You've lost the challenge and the time is done! Let's see who you blame for todays loss!

​Confessional:

'''​Nozomi: Nathan. He's becoming liable and isn't really useful.'''

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​Nathan: Sorry, Nozomi, but you feel like the odd guy out on the team, your just, out there?

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​​​Chris: Votes have been tallied. Those safe for another day with no votes are Logan, Sienna, Sarah, Jessica, and surprisingly, Veronica and Jono!

Jono: Surprising? I find no astonishment on how I dominate this game.

Chris: Moving on. Nathan and Nozomi, you two received votes. Nathan, you blew it by constantly cooking and being no help. Nozomi, you're unpopular.

​Nathan and Nozomi looked worried 

​Chris: Final peanut bag goes to....Nathan!

Nathan: Yes!

Nozomi: What?!

Chris: Nozomi, your fall awaits.

Nozomi: I can't believe my team voted me off!

Jessica: It's our job to vote you off

​Nozomi took the jump, and when she did, Sienna gave a low sigh of relief.

​Chris: Jeez! Would you look at the time! I got to sign off! Thus concludes another episode of the show you love! What's next in store, you may ask? Just stay tuned for more on Total...Drama...Global Takedown!

​Votes
​Nozomi: ( 5 ) - Nathan, Logan, Sienna, Jono, Jessica

​Nathan:  ( 3 ) - Nozomi, Sarah, Veronica How do you rate this episode? Great! Good. Average. Below average. Bad.

Who do you think will lose it for the Jets? Eli Peter

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