User:Rainbowderp01/Greece's Pieces (Transcript)

Chris: Previously on Total Drama World Tour... London, England. Home to royalty, history, and some very hard buses. Crunch! Here, Heather went through a painful growing period, we said a surprised hello to Duncan and a sad goodbye to Noah. And last but not least, Duncan and Gwen had a steamy private moment that wasn't completely private. It's almost as if someone broke a lock on the bathroom door on purpose just so this would happen. But who's got two thumbs and would have done that? We've got nine competitors left and a million dollars on the line. Whose game is getting old and who's strong enough to grab the gold? Find out right now on Total. Drama. World Tour! Oppa!

Chef: Aw, now that is just embarrassing.

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Courtney: [sighs] He looks so good! Doesn't he look good?

Gwen: He looks great. I'm so happy... for you! Happy for you!

Courtney: Don't get me wrong. He's not perfect. I made a little list of the things that need to change. But once I change these forty-seven things about him, he will be perfect.

Gwen: [confessional] Ugh, what am I doing? The moment I finally become friend-ish with Courtney, I kiss her boyfriend! I'm a horrible person! If it happens again, I'll tell her. Oh, is it wrong that I really, really want it to happen again? Ugh! Horrible person!

Courtney: [confessional] It's so nice to have a girl to talk to. Especially now that Duncan's back. Gwen probably still has a crush on him, who wouldn't? But she also likes her teeth. A lot. [real time] Could you imagine if you, me, and Duncan end up in the final three?

Gwen: Huh. That'd be crazy.

Courtney: Just you, me, and my boyfriend. [sighs] What do you think Chris would do to turn us against each other?

Gwen: Oh, let's not guess. I'd rather it be a surprise. Heh. Hm...

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Duncan: [snoring]

Owen: [snoring] Noah! Don't eat the poison stuff, it's poisonous! Ah! [pants] Oh... was I talking in my sleep? [chuckles nervously] Sorry. I'll just... go away. [confessional] Tyler and Al are super tight now, after all that time they spent stuck on the plane in London. They even voted Noah off. Noah! Oh, I miss the pitter patter of his tiny feet. Aw... and now, I think I might be next.

Duncan: [snoring]

Alejandro: Something wrong, Tyler? If you tell me, maybe I can help.

Tyler: I saw something.

Duncan: Ah. Oh, wow, that was a deep sleep. Sleep of the dead. [chuckles] You know what I mean, Tyler? Dead. [confessional] Tyler saw me and Gwen kissing, and now he's all freaked out. But I think he knows better than to talk about it. He better know better!

Tyler: [confessional] I'm bad with secrets.

Alejandro: [confessional] Duncan and Tyler. I must figure out what's going on there and use it.

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Chris: Prepare yourselves for challenges of an amateur caliber. Because we're recreating the original Olympics. And we're heading to the birthplace of the Olympics right now, in...

Courtney: Greece!

Sierra: Atlantis?

Owen: Mount Olympics?

Chris: Wrong, fictional, and... what? We're going to Rome, Italy!

Owen: [gasps] Pizza party!

Alejandro: But Courtney is correct. The Olympics originated in Greece.

Chris: No. They origina--

Gwen: Greece. They're right.

Chris: Interns! Everyone should probably hang on to something. Everyone except you.

Intern: [screams]

Chris: You might wanna find some info on Greece. Quickly. Greece it is. Ha ha, ha ha. Chef! Slight change of plans.

Sierra: Prepare yourself for battle!

Alejandro: Child's play. There's now way us athletes will lose an Olympic challenge to a team with no men.

Cody: [sighs]

Sierra: Hmph!

Heather: Hope you look good in silver. I'm great in gold.

Alejandro: I'll be happy to lend you one of ours. Since we'll have all of them.

Gwen: Hey. [gasps]

Courtney: What was that?

Gwen: What was what?

Courtney: You were staring at Duncan.

Gwen: Oh, I was just uh... ugh, you've really got to do something about that mohawk.

Courtney: That was number seven on the list of things to change, but now I kinda like it. [sighs] Love does funny things.

Gwen: Heh. Oh yeah. Love is hysterical. [smack]

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Chris: Welcome to the Acropolis in Athens, Greece. Home to many of the very first Olympians, who, as my interns have informed me, competed naked.

Owen: [sighs] All right, time to drop the laundry.

Chris: No, no, no! That was just a quirky fact, not an order. There's no need to be a hundred percent accurate. Stay dressed. Very dressed. We only have to resort to nudity if there's a tie breaker. Today we're gonna do things a bit differently. Since Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Hot is down a man, and Team Amazon is an all-girl team.

Cody: Oh...

Chris: In order to make it fair, all of today's challenges will be one-on-one matches. Every victory gets you a gold medal. The team with the most golds wins first class tickets to our next destination. And second places wins a brutal elimination ceremony.

Owen: And silver medals. Right? Second place gets silver?

Chris: There are no silver medals. Just gold.

Owen: Uh, but at the Olympics--

Chris: Just gold, that's it.

Owen: [confessional] As a kid, I always fantasized about being an Olympian. Standing proudly on that podium with my head held high as I listen to the national anthem. [voice breaking] How some other country, bringing home another silver for Canada.

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Chris: Our first historic event is a Grecian scavenger hunt. The inside of the Odium of Pericles is filled with maze-like rows of huge columns. Players must search through this ancient forest of columns and return with the Grecian treasure that awaits you inside. First one to do so takes the gold. So, who's going in?

Gwen and Duncan: Me.

Gwen, Courtney, and Duncan: What?

Gwen: Oh, uh...

Duncan: Maybe not... me

Gwen: You can go.

Duncan: You can take this one and I'll...

Chris: Gwen versus Duncan it is.

Courtney: Wow, heh. That is so... fun.

Alejandro: [confessional] Now there's tension between Duncan and Gwen? Perhaps Tyler and Gwen are secretly dating and Duncan is... uh... no, no, no. Patience.