User blog comment:LoganParvatiTD225/Meet Ennui and Crimson from The Ridonculous Race/@comment-25297892-20150630125205

"Since they both have the emotional range of a stone gargoyle."

Excellent way to introduce a character: they're either going to be fodders (see Silent B), wasted potential (see Dawn), hidden villains (see Scarlett, but we have already Mary and Ellody) or expy of Maud Pie (funny parody of extreme deadpan people). I bet on the first two options.