User:Rainbowderp01/Duck Duck Juice (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming theme]

Chef: All right, kids! Let's get inside and gather on the carpet!

Owen: Woohoo!

Beth, Courtney, and Izzy: [laugh]

Duncan: Phase one, completed. Break off from the group. Phase two, act cool and escape this place. Whoa!

[squeak]

[splat]

Izzy: That rainbow clay is so pretty! Izzy want!

Duncan: Don't touch it! It's mixed with rocket pop candy, and when I get it wet, it'll blow the door open and I can escape!

Izzy: Explosive clay? Cool! Can I make a rabbit with it?

Duncan: No, you cannot make a rabbi--

Harold: Story, story!

Izzy: Shh! It's story time! Come on! Story! Story! Stor... where's Chef?

Owen: I'll go find him!

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Chef: You're the best part of my day. I don't what I'd do if I didn't have you. I mean it, rainbow juice. You mean everything to--

Owen: Uh, Chef? Are you talking to a cup?

Chef: Ah, well, dah, I was just, haha, Owen! Can I help you with--

Owen: It's story time! Everyone's on the carpet waiting! Hurry!

Chef: Okay, okay.

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Courtney: Noah, you're supposed to be sitting criss-cross applesauce. Otherwise, there's no story time.

Noah: But I don't like applesauce, ow! Ow, ah!

Courtney: Rules are rules. And they're kinda my jam.

Chef: Okay, kids. Today, we have a very special book. [sip] Ah...

Izzy: [gasps] That's the prettiest drink I've ever seen! What is it?

Chef: Well, Izzy, this is my favorite drink.

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Announcer: The Rainbow Pegasus Juice Mix! Available for a limited time.

[pegasus vomits]

Tiny Pegasus: May not contain actual juice.

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Chef: But I just call it my rainbow juice. Now let's read Piggy's Got Bank. Oops, forgot my reading glasses. Courtney, you're in charge 'til I get back.

Courtney: No problem, Chef. I have this fully under contro--

[squeaking]

Izzy: [sighs happily]

Courtney: Izzy, put it down.

Izzy: I can't! I love it so much!

Duncan: Then why don't you marry it?

Izzy: You can do that?

Duncan: Um, no.

Jude: Drink it. Take a sip. I dare you. In fact, I triple dog dare you.

Izzy: [gasps]

Beth, Duncan, and Noah: [gasp]

Tiny pegasus: Oh, snap!

[lightning cracks]

Cerberus Head 1: You have been triple dog dared.

Cerberus Head 3: You may accept the dare...

Cerberus Head 2: Or forever live here in--

Izzy: Live here! Live here!

Cerebrus Head 2: Let me finish. Or live here with the McDermits.

Mrs. McDermit: [deadpan] I've painted the house and now I'm going to watch it dry.

Mr. McDermit: [deadpan] Quiet, please. I'm watching the grass grow.

Izzy: They look boring!

Cerberus Head 2: They are. They really, really are.

Izzy: I accept the challenge!

[lightning crack]

Izzy: And Jude, I triple dog dare you back to drink as much as I do.

[lightning crack]

Cerberus Head 2: Hi, Jude. You know the drill, right?

Jude: Yep. Are the McDermits still boring?

Cerberus Head 2: Oh, yes.

McDermits: [deadpan] Whee.

Jude: Then I accept the dare.

[lightning crack]

Owen: Ready, go!

Izzy and Jude: [sipping]

[blast off]

Jude: Woohoo! Yeah!

Izzy: Woohoo! [laughing]

[boing]

Izzy and Jude: [cheering]

[clunk]

[splash]

[sparking]

Jude: I feel weird.

Izzy: Ah-ah-ah, what's happening to us?

Harold: You both ingested 137 grams of sugar. That's six times the daily recommended intake for four-year-olds.

Courtney: [gasps] Chef's coming. Hide them! I'll hide the cup.

Chef: Found my glasses.

[kids grunt]

Chef: What are you guys doing?

Beth: We're playing "Pile on our friends"!

Chef: Okay. Huh... now where'd I put my rainbow juice? Be right back! Rainbow juice, where are you?!

Noah: Oh, phew. Chef thinks he lost his drink. We're off the hook.

Courtney: No! Have you forgotten what Chef's like if he doesn't get his morning rainbow juice?

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Gwen and Owen: [screaming]

Chef: [growls] [deep growl] Nikki... [growls]

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Owen: Never saw Nikki again. I guess her family moved away.

Izzy and Jude: Whoo! [yelling joyfully]

Harold: [screams]

[boing]

[crash]

Courtney: [gasps] We need to buy Chef a new juice! I need everyone's money right now.

[coins jingle]

Courtney: Ow! Oof, stop!

[pop]

Duncan: I'll go buy it!

Courtney: I will be coming with you. I mean, would you trust you with a job this important?

Duncan: No.

Courtney: Me either. You guys make sure Jude and Izzy stay out of trouble. We'll be back.

Chef: Rainbow juice?! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Duncan: [hushed] This won't work! The front door is always locked.

Courtney: [hushed] Shh! I have a plan. [out loud] Chef! Did you maybe leave it outside?

Chef: [gasps] Rainbow juice?! You out here? Nope, not outside.

Courtney and Duncan: [laugh]

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Owen: Jude! Jude, buddy! Where'd you go?

Noah: Uh-oh. The undressing has begun.

Jude: I can't stop moving!

Izzy: Woowee!

Harold: Izzy, come back!

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Chef: Have you seen rainbow juice? Rainbow juice, are you in here?! Rainbow juice, where are you! [confessional] I'm fine. I'm totally fine without rainbow jui--

[phone rings]

Chef: [confessional] Rainbow juice! Is that you?!

[indistinct voice]

Chef: [confessional] If you're not my rainbow juice, I don't have time to talk to you!

[crash]

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Izzy: Whee! Whoo!

Harold: Thank you. Oof!

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Duncan: Ugh. Grown-ups stand in line just to get juice?

Courtney: Yeah, adults are weird. Once, my dad wanted a phone, so he camped out all night. In the snow.

MacArthur: [groans] Please don't order a Rainbow Pegasus Juice Mix. Anything but that.

Duncan: One Rainbow Pegasus Juice Mix, please.

[twitch]

Courtney: We're in a bit of a rush, thanks.

[joyful music]

MacArthur: I hate my life so much.

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Owen: Jude! Where are you, buddy? [gasps] His pants.

Noah: Hurry! We're running out of time!

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Courtney: Our stop's next, then it's back to the daycare, and--

Duncan: Sorry, Courtney. I've gotten a taste of freedom now and I'm not going back to the dayca--

[clink]

Duncan: Seriously? Oh come on!

Courtney: If you escape from daycare on your own, I am fine with that. But I'm not letting you do it on my watch.

Duncan: What if I refuse to move? Then how will-- ugh!

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[crashing]

Chef: Rainbow juice? Where are you?! Talk to me! [cries]

Izzy: Yeah! Woohoohoo! This is the best day ever! Whoohoo! [laughs] This is fun! I think I wanna live up here!

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Noah: Jude?

Owen: Ah! Oh no. Jude's underwear.

Noah: We need to find him. Fast! And I need to wash this hand... a lot.

Jude: Bombs away! It's slide time, dudes!

Owen: Jude, don't! Not with a bare--

[squeaking]

Jude: [screaming]

Noah: That bum is gonna need a lot of cream.

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Harold: Oh man, naked slide?

Noah: Yup.

Jude: It burns. It burns.

Owen: Where's Izzy?

Harold: I have no idea.

Izzy: [laughs] Betcha can't catch me.

[suctioning]

Harold: Don't let her get away!

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Courtney: We made it! Do I know how to run a mission or what?

Duncan: Huh.

[knocking]

[crack]

Chef: [panting] Rainbow juice! There you are! Oh, I've missed you so much! Look, you're home and everything is gonna be okay. You're safe now.

Izzy: [confessional] [laughs] That was the funniest triple dog dare ever! I smiled so much, my cheeks are sore!

Jude: [confessional] Yeah, so are mine...

Courtney: And now that you're safely back inside, you're free to try and escape.

Duncan: Yeah, thanks.

Izzy: You guys missed some crazy stuff here today. And look, I made a rabbit out of Duncan's clay. Have a wittle drink, buddy.

Duncan: Don't get it wet!

[smack]

[slow mo]

[explosion]

[sizzle]

Chef: Huh. At least I still have my Rainbow Pegasus Juice Mi--

[splash]

Courtney, Duncan, and Izzy: [laugh nervously]

[twitch]

Chef: [growls]

Owen: I-Is it story time now?

[all scream]

[crash]

Chef: Rainbow juice!

[credits]