User:Rainbowderp01/Cuttin' Corners (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming music]

[crunching]

[crash]

Owen: Is it just me...

[crunch]

Owen: Or is this macaroni a little hard?

Duncan: Dude, you're not supposed to eat it. We're supposed to glue it to this lame house.

Leshawna: We won't have enough to finish!

Beth: Spit it out!

Owen: Bleh.

Duncan: Cool! Do it again!

Owen: Okay! [crunching] [sniffs]

Duncan: [grunts]

Beth and Leshawna: Ah!

Owen: I smell something! [sniffing]

Duncan: What is it, Owen? Huh, huh? What is it, boy?

Owen: I... smell... cake!

Cakey: Why, hello Owen. I'm Cakey the Cake Smell! Mm, I'm delicious!

Owen: [drooling]

Leshawna: I don't see any cake.

Duncan: If Owen says there's cake, there's cake. After it, boy!

Owen: [barking]

Cakey: [giggles] Betcha can't catch me!

Owen: [barking]

Duncan: Whoa!

Owen: Aww...

Cakey: [giggles]

Owen: [barking]

Duncan: Whoa! Ah! [grunts]

[clink]

Owen: [barking]

Duncan: Hey, easy! Wha!

Owen: [barking]

Duncan: Ah!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: Cake!

Owen: Woohoo! [licking]

Chef: What? What are you doing?

Owen: [whimpers]

Chef: Yes, cake. Izzy brought it in.

Leshawna: I didn't know it was your birthday.

Izzy: Oh, it's not. I just felt like cake today so I told my mom I'd rip out all my hair if she didn't bake me one. I was all, "Gimme cake! Gimme cake! Gimme cake!"

Leshawna: Well, that's normal.

Beth: Good job!

Duncan: Can we eat now?

Chef: Oh no!

Owen: [yelps]

Chef: It's not cake time yet.

Leshawna: What?

Duncan: No?

Beth: Is too!

Chef: Remember what happened the last time we had cake during the day?

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[flashback]

Chef: Hey, kids! Who want--

[kids chomping and giggling]

Gwen: [giggles]

Owen: [giggles] Boingy boingy boingy boingy boing!

Chef: What have I done? What have I done?

[flashback ends]

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Chef: It was chaos. Remember?

Beth, Duncan, Leshawna, and Owen: Yeah!

Chef: No cake until the end of the day!

Beth, Duncan, Leshawna, and Owen: [crying]

Chef: That way, when y'all go sugar bonkers, it's your parents' problem. It's my little way of getting revenge, for sending cake.

Duncan: Aw, man! I want that cake bad!

Owen: Oh, me too! My mouth won't stop watering if it knows cake is here!

Owen's Brain: Hey, mouth! What's with the drool?

Owen's Mouth: It's Nose's fault. He smelled cake!

Owen's Nose: Oh, sure. Blame me.

Leshawna: Did anyone get a load of those corner pieces?!

Owen: You mean the ones on the corners?

Duncan: What about them?

Beth: Are you kidding me? Each corner piece has five times the cakeyness and ten times the icingocity!

Owen: She'll probably keep one for herself, then give the other three corners to her best buddies! Well... too bad we're not her best buddies.

Duncan: Then how do we get them?

Owen: I guess we could fake being her best buddies all day just to get one. But who's that dishonest? Not me. Later, my beautiful cake!

Duncan: So, Owen's plan sound good?

Beth: Yuh-huh!

Leshawna: So, all we gotta do is buddy up with Izzy and we each get a corner piece? How hard could that be?

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Izzy: [humming] Lalalalalalala...

Leshawna: Right.

Duncan: Corner pieces. Focus on the corner pieces.

Izzy: All done. Now... who else wants a haircut? Hello, fluffy bunny. Guess who's not going to be fluffy for long?

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: Hi, Izzy!

Izzy: Hi.

Leshawna: We were trying to figure out what to do for playtime!

Duncan: And we were like, "Izzy would know! She's the best... at being buddies."

Beth: [hushed] Best buddies, best buddies."

Izzy: Really? Yeah, I have tons of ideas! Uh, follow me! [giggles] Come on, guys. A little deeper into the dark.

Leshawna: Wow, this sure is fun.

Duncan: Not spooky at all.

Izzy: [laughs maniacally]

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [screams]

Beth and Duncan: [crying]

Izzy: It's me, it's Izzy!

Beth: [still crying] W-Wow, so great, I uh... I love surprises.

Izzy: That's the neat thing about the dark. There could be anything in here!

Beth: [gasps] I peed a little.

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Izzy: Who's ready for dodgeball?!

[balls shooting]

Leshawna: You sure this is how it's played?!

Duncan: How are we supposed to dodge?!

Izzy: Whee! Isn't this fun, guys?

[cracking]

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [scream]

Izzy: And, I'm out of balls. Ooh, wanna play tetherball instead?

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: Yes!

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Izzy: Here it comes.

[gun loads]

Beth: [gasps]

Leshawna: [gasps]

Duncan: [gasps]

Beth: Oof! Ow... my glasses.

Duncan: Bullseye! [laughs] Oof!

Leshawna: Izzy! You know any other games?

Izzy: [laughs] Yeah, I do! To the kitchen!

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Izzy: This is called the Wacky Fun Ghost Pepper Challenge. They're called ghost peppers, because if you eat one... you might become a ghost! Woohoo!

Leshawna: So what do you want us to do?

Izzy: Whoo... eat one. That's the game.

Beth: They don't looks so scary.

Duncan: Beats getting hit by dodgeballs.

Beth: Hmm... kinda tangy.

[alarm blares]

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [scream]

Leshawna: [panting] [exhales]

[sizzle]

Beth: [screams] Ahh...

[blow]

[splash]

Duncan: [screaming]

Courtney: [screams]

Chef: Now, kids, what seems to be the matter?

Courtney: Duncan breathed fire on me!

Chef: Duncan, what have I said about breathing fire?

Duncan: [straining]

Chef: Uh-huh. I think you owe Courtney an apology.

Duncan: [groans]

Chef: Now, now. That didn't sound like a real apology, did it?

Duncan: [screams]

Chef: That's better. Now you can have your water back.

Duncan: Ah... Just to be clear, I didn't mean either of those apologies.

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[kids hum music]

Izzy: [giggles] Sky diving is so fun! You guys are lucky I found so many parachutes! Ready?

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: No.

Izzy: Good! Three, two, one, jump!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [scream]

[thud]

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [groan]

Leshawna: Izzy, best buddy... these aren't parachutes!

Duncan: I think they're just backpacks.

Izzy: What's a backpack?

[smack]

Izzy: I had so much fun today! It's so rad to have best buds like you! [gasps] I just thought of the perfect game!

Beth: I can't take any more of this.

Leshawna: This is what she does all day? How is that girl still alive?

Duncan: Relax, you heard her. She called us her best buds. We have those corner pieces in the bag!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: All right! [groan]

Beth: I've got a bad feeling about this.

Izzy: This game is called the "Izzy Gonna Die Daredevil Car Jump"!

[engine revs]

Izzy: Yahoo!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [scream]

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Izzy: You know what, guys? I think we lost that game.

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [groan]

Izzy: I think the thing that hurt most of all was not making the jump. [gasps] I know! Let's try again!

Beth: That does it! You know what I think of your games?!

Izzy: What?

Chef: Kids! It's the end of the day! You know what that means. Cake time!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [gasp] Cake time!

Izzy: Yay!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [conga chant] Corner, corner, pieces! Corner, corner, pieces! Corner, corner, pieces!

Duncan: [spit] Well, we did it, guys. Time to reap some rewards and down some corners.

Harold: I call a corner piece!

Leshawna: [gasps]

Beth: [gasps]

Duncan: You can't demand a corner piece. That's not how it works!

Bridgette: I think we should just be happy with whatever slice we get,

Jude: Yeah. All cakes are created equal.

Izzy: Aww, that was beautiful. Just for that, you guys get corner pieces.

Duncan: What? W-W-W-W-W-W-Wait!

Leshawna: You can't give other people the corner pieces, Izzy! We are your besties, remember?

Izzy: I never promised you corner pieces.

Beth: You mean I played your crazy games all day for nothing?! I lost all feeling in my glasses! Wah!

Harold: Whoa, Beth! Be nice.

Izzy: Thanks, Harold. You get a corner piece.

Duncan: No way! If he gets one, I get one!

Harold: Oof!

Beth: Ah!

[splat]

Leshawna: [gasps]

Duncan: [gasps] The corner pieces! What have we done?!

Izzy: [gasps] My cake is ruined.

Beth: Oh, Izzy...

Izzy: Cake fight!

Chef: No!

Bridgette: [grunts]

Harold: [gasps] [laughs]

[splat]

Bridgette and Harold: [laugh]

[kids laugh]

Owen: Mm... whoa. Woohoo!

[kids laughing]

Chef: Oh no. It's happening again! [gasps]

Jude: [laughing]

Chef: H-Hey, get down!

[splatting]

[credits]