Thread:TannerCook100/@comment-5927946-20130606053745

Hi, I hope you're paying attention otherwise you'd miss out on this golden opportunity to put me on your show. Well, really it's not even a show without me. Not only am I incredibly good-looking and not at all afraid to be on camera, in fact I enjoy being on camera, but I'm also smart. Basically, I've got everything a good reality show needs: Looks, Personality, and Brains. I have no doubt I'd win either. I mean, who could you actually put up against me that stands a chance? HELLO, I'm the best at everything! Of course, every show needs its freaks just so there will actually be losers. If every competitor were just like me, there would be 22 winners! I guarantee your ratings will sky-rocket. And when I win the money, I'm going to be starting my own spin-off series. The only bad thing about that is that it's going to crush your show, but then maybe I can hire you as actors for my show when you're all out of a job! So think about choosing me, though it shouldn't require much thought. 