Ice Ice Baby

'''The remaining contestants take part in a frigid challenge including climbing a mountain and a snowy capture the flag game. One of the Maggots asserts themselves further as team leader, while a Rat continues to ruin their team's chances regardless of B|other's abilities. Someone gets fearful of their secret being discovered, but it comes through with another victory for their team. Ultimately, through a cruel trick, a B|camper is thrown off the island while someone else returns in a fame-desperate move.'''

Plot
The episode opens as the campers eat their breakfast, Sam tries some of the gruel, but spits it out and onto Scott's face. He initially apologizes until Scott retaliates by throwing his bowl at Sam's face. Cameron is then seen choking over the fumes of Anne Maria's hairspray. She then apologizes and tells him that at least his lungs are waterproof now.

Next, Brick and Jo are seen racing to finish their food first, when Brick chokes on his spoon. Jo then smacks him to dislodge the spoon, which hits Mike in the face and causes him to change into Chester. Zoey is amused by his "act," and Mike finally confesses in the confessional that he has multiple personality disorder, and has trouble controlling it. Lightning is then shown choking on his gruel, and Dawn comes to save him. Lightning then finds out that he ate a beetle, and Dawn was trying to save it instead of Lightning.

Cameron is then seen looking over to the rat that had crawled into the hall, and as he tries to touch it, the rat becomes enraged and frightens the campers into running outside. Chris then announces the first part of their next challenge: to race up to Mt. Looming Tragedy.

Once at the base of the mountain, Chris states the challenge that the contestants must first climb up a mountain to the top while avoiding the ice blocks that Chef throws at them. The first to the top would get an advantage in part two of the challenge. Chris also states that the campers could either climb with their hands or use whatever is in a pile of junk, guarded by a giant mutant beetle. Chef then blows his horn and everyone sets off.

When climbing up the cliff, we see that Cameron has had trouble from the start, not being able to get a few feet off the ground. While Zoey is rescued from a breaking tree branch by Mike, they then are seen gazing into each other's eyes and smiling, until Jo interrupts their moment to keep climbing. Jo then states to Brick next to her saying that her parents used to make her climb walls. Brick then replies back that he also climbed in his sergeant boot camp, and that he dislocated his head while trying to get his obstacle course badge. He then tries to show Jo his head, when he dislocated his arm as well.

Meanwhile, we see Lightning climbing the wall alongside Scott when Jo tells Lightning to be prepared to lose to a girl, again. Lightning once again didn't know what girl she was talking about, thinking Jo is still a boy. Back at the bottom of the cliff, Anne Maria hasn't even started on the challenge due to her nails. Also at the bottom is Dawn, who can't even reach the first rock, and Sam, who has slid back down the mountain and announced that he was done with this challenge. Dawn then reassures Sam by sensing that B has a plan.

Then back on the top of the cliff, Lightning is still climbing, while knocking rocks over to slow down the Maggots, putting them at the base of the mountain once more. Then as B tries to start his plan, the mutant beetle breathes fire towards him. Dawn then goes to distract the beetle, when Sam takes a recorder, and plays badly, which made the beetle attack Sam, but also helped B continue with his project. The Maggots that are still at the bottom follow B's plan by digging through the junk pile.

Back at the top of the mountain, Chef spots Lightning almost at the top. Chris then signals Chef to start dropping ice blocks, which hit Lightning and Scott back down the mountain side, while Jo angers Anne Maria in order to start climbing, and Mike, Zoey, and Cameron used the junk pile and started another trip up. But it was too late, B had completed his couch rocket, allowing the Toxic Rats get their team to the top first.

The second challenge is a "Capture the Flag" type of challenge where each of the teams own an ice castle, and must destroy each others castles, either by melting or by snowballs, in order to capture the other team's flag. The Rats got to pick their fort, either the poorly or greatly constructed fort, due to them winning the last challenge. Scott "thought" that a fort that looks good on the outside wasn't good on the inside, and they took the bad fort, which turned out to be worse than the good fort inside. Once inside, the teams assigned on what they should do in the challenge. Scott and Dawn were in charge of catapulting snowballs, while Sam and Lightning went to go get the other team's flag, and B was off sculpting a melting device.

Then Jo and Mike were in charge of snowballs, while Cameron held on the flag, and Zoey, Brick, and Anne Maria, went to the other fort. Sam ended up racing across the ice with Lightning, when he cracked the ice and fell into the cold water, putting him in a block of ice. When Lightning tired to pull him out, he was knocked out by a snowball. When B's melting device was melting the Maggots fort, Jo told Mike to do his Svetlana "act", who got on the catapult and flew into the other team's fort. He then rises from the snow in a new personality known as Vito, who acts like a tough guy, which Anne Maria is attracted to, and got the flag.

Scott then knew that at the rate of melting of the other team's fort was too fast, and that the Rats would win before Mike could get out of the fort with the flag. And with his plan to pick off his own team first, for the Maggots to have a false sense of security, he knocked the melting device to hit Sam, and reflect off him and back at the fort. Their fort melts immediately afterwards, causing the Maggots to win.

At the elimination ceremony, Scott set up B in order for everyone to vote him off, and B got the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, but before he was sent to the Hurl of Shame, Dakota flew in on a glider. She confessed that she didn't need the money, but wanted more camera time. After her father called Chris and offered an obscene amount of money, she becomes an intern on the show and does not compete for the million dollar prize. B is then voted off, and is launched out on the Hurl of Shame before he could ever actually speak. Chris then signs off for the episode.

Cast

 * B screams and Chef Hatchet laughs, but they do not speak.

Quotes
Dawn: Don't worry, I'll save you. (gives Lightning the Heimlich Maneuver) Lightning:  (spitting up a beetle, with Dawn picking it up) Whoo, that was a close one. Thanks, creepy girl. Dawn: Hmm? For what? Lightning: What girl? Who's he talking about? Anne Maria: Pff, have you seen my nails? This is why I drive with my feet. Dawn: Sam wait, I sense B has a plan. Sam: Oh cool, I hope it involves not climbing. Anne Maria: (crushes her spray-tan can in rage) What did you say to me?! It is on! (starts to climb while Chef throws ice blocks towards her and breaks on impact of her stiff hair) Hey! Quit it! (punches ice block) I'm coming for you pasty! Sam: Ugh! I can taste my spine. Brick: (screaming) Aaaah! Ow ow! (realizes his arm no longer in pain) Hey, it's fixed! Thank's a (falls off cliff) Hyaaaaaa....uh uh uh uh ah! My other arm! Chris: Who else is headed for a fall? Find out after the break. Brick: (slurred) I also bit my tongue! Chef Hatchet: (laughing hysterically) Chris: Forgot to tell ya! "No man's land" is more like "no man's water"! B: (walks off to work on a block of ice) Dawn: But it's full of negative energy! Scott: So am I! (snowball blows up in his face) Dawn: You weren't held enough as a child. Scott: (in confessional, disturbed by Dawn's comment): Okay, she's gotta go too! Anne Maria: (walking towards Brick and Zoey) Hey guys! Wait up! (snowball bounces off her hair) Zoey: Oh, no! We shouldn't. Brick: I'm afraid we have no choice! (Scott launches a snowball at them) Anne Maria: (as Brick is pushing her) Hey! Quit pushing! (snowball bounces off her hair again) (little beetle appears on the big one, Dawn and the beetles wave at each other) Scott: Don't hurt us, hurt them! (beetles run out of the Rat's fort) Dawn: (to Scott) I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer! Jo: Mike, do your Svetlana thing and get on the catapult. Mike: (nervously) I, I, oh, I can't! My personality...ah, I mean my impressions are, uh, hard to, um... Cameron: And first up on the vault, five time Russian champ... Mike: (changes into Svetlana) It's Svetlana! Dakota: I don't care about the money. Like I need it. (removes her harness) I just want, um, close up, please. (the cameraman obliges) Thank you. I just want camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I'm going to get my spin-off reality series. (gets clamped by Chef Hatchet and gets carried to Chris) Chris: You know how you flew off into the sky last episode? That means you're done! Forever!! Dakota: No, please! I'll do anything! Chris: Listen Princess, this is my show! (Chris' cell phone rings) Huh? (to Dakota) It's your daddy! (Dakota smiles nervously) (on the phone) Hello, Mr. Milton. (excited) How much money?! (hangs up) You're back! Dakota: Yes!! Thanks, Daddy! Chris: As an intern! Dakota: An intern?! (as she's being carried away by Chef Hatchet, kicking and screaming) NOOOOOO!!!
 * Mike: I like waffles, too. (gets hit by a spoon and changes into Chester) Darn kids, back in my day we ate with our hands, like decent folks.
 * Mike: (In confessional) Okay, okay. I admit it, I ... I have Multiple Personality Disorder. I try to control them, but they never listen to me.
 * Jo: (to Mike) Lose the old man impression; it offends my sense of victory. But your Russian gymnast Svetlana, how do you summon such strength and precision?
 * Lightning: There's gotta be protein in here somewhere. (takes a bite of his food and starts choking)
 * Chris: Attention players, please head directly to the looming tragedy that is Mt. Looming Tragedy. Your race begins now! (horns goes off)
 * Jo:  (watching Cameron vomit after running) If we were hamsters, I would have eaten you by now.
 * Chris: Okay, mutant food, on with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle. You have to climb all the way up to that cliff. First team to the top wins an advantage in part two! You can climb with your hands, or use what ever you find in the pile. Don't worry, this junkyard doesn't have a dog. It has a giant mutant beetle!
 * Jo: (to Lightning) Get ready to lose to a girl, again!
 * Chris:  (to Anne Maria) And will the lady be participating?
 * Sam:  (sliding off the mountain) And I'm officially done. Goodnight, everybody!
 * Lightning: (deliberately kicks some rocks to knock the Maggots off the cliff) Sh-whoops.
 * Anne Maria: (after slapping Cameron's hand) Don't touch the hair!
 * Jo: (to Anne Maria) Hey! Hey, pouffe head! Too bad they don't make spray on style, you could use some!
 * Jo: (in confessional) Every team has a weak link. As leader, it's my job to find that link and manipulate it into doing whatever I want! Hmm, leadership has its perks.
 * Sam: (getting punched by beetle) Feel free to help anytime.
 * Dawn: Hmm, wait! (pulls out beetle) Look, is that why you're so distraught. (the beetles reunite) That is beautiful!
 * B:  (connects two wires and launches his couch rocket and land on Chef on top of the mountain) 
 * Scott:  (in confessional) Okay, seriously! Beverly, the explosives expert mime has to go!
 * Anne Maria: (angry) Die blondie! Grrrr! (runs up to Jo, who steps out of the way making her punch Brick)
 * Zoey: (in confessional) The guys back home are gorgeous, but they're all hockey thugs and juvie rejects with a collective IQ of 10. Mike is hot and smart. (sighs) I was really start to think that hot, smart guys were imaginary like unicorns and perfect hair!
 * Sam: (sliding on the ice) Looks like the thunder is going to arrive before the Lightning. (as he slides past Lightning) I'm thunder! (the ice under him breaks after he stops sliding) Woah-oh! (falls into the water and comes up frozen in a ice block)
 * Scott: (to Dawn) No, I'm not gonna listen to the snowball! I'm gonna chuck it!
 * Brick: (as a snowball flies past him and Zoey) Incoming! Twelve o-clock!
 * Scott: (after seeing a beetle appear from a snowball) Whut oh...remember her? (points to Dawn) She organized your family reunion.
 * Cameron: (as the Mutant Maggots' fort starts to melt) Uh, oh! We're melting!
 * Mike: (as Vito) Eh oh, pasty, you wanna touch the Vito, you gotta make an appointment!
 * Cameron: (being jumped on by the beetles) I want my bubble! I want my bubble!
 * Scott: Nice going Bev! That's sabotage!
 * Mike: (in confessional) Okay, did Vito show up earlier? Ugh. Chester and Svetlana are hard enough to keep in line but Vito? (sigh) Things just went from tough to sucktacular!
 * Lightning: B might've messed with the challenge, but Sam messed with the Lightning! Time for Thunder to say sha-bye-bye! Hey, can somebody write that down?
 * Chris: (after Dakota crashes the campfire ceremony on a hang glider) Ugh, I hate it when losers get all...clingy.
 * Chris: Oh! Dakota, you're no longer competing. Remember?

General

 * Dakota returns as an intern at the end of this episode.
 * One of Mike's personalities, Vito, debuts in this episode.
 * This is the beginning of the Mike-Zoey-Anne Maria love triangle, as Anne Maria starts to become infatuated with Mike when he changes into another personality named Vito.
 * Mike admits that he has multiple personality disorder in this episode.
 * The two contestants Scott says need to go this episode end up being the next B|two contestants eliminated.

Continuity

 * This is the first episode where B's voice is heard; he screamed while being flung out of the Hurl of Shame.
 * This is the second episode in which none of the original contestants make a guest appearance, the first being Truth or Laser Shark.
 * This is the third consecutive win for the Mutant Maggots.
 * This is the first episode of the season where a male contestant is voted off. It is also the first time that the Toxic Rats voted off a male competitor.
 * This is the first time Scott directly causes a player's elimination.
 * However, he had somewhat of a role for Staci and Dakota's eliminations.
 * This is the fourth episode that involves challenges in the cold weather. The first being Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better, the second being Slap Slap Revolution and the third being Sweden Sour.
 * This is the first challenge in cold weather that’s not in Total Drama World Tour.
 * This is the first challenge in cold weather to take place on Camp Wawanakwa.
 * Scott still owns Fang's tooth from the previous episode and has it until Eat, Puke, and Be Wary.
 * The music from No Pain, No Game, when the Wheel of Misfortune was spun, is heard when Chris gives out hot chocolate.

Goofs

 * When Brick is bragging whilst climbing with Jo, the outline of his hair is missing around the outside of his head.
 * When Scott was talking in the confessional about how he wants B to be gone, it shows a picture of the Mutant Maggots' logo in the corner. However, Scott is on the Toxic Rats, not the Mutant Maggots.
 * When Mike (as Vito) says "Lets rumble!" his hair appears to be longer in the back.
 * When Dakota faces the camera for her close up, her cleft chin is missing.