User:Rainbowderp01/The Sucky Outdoors (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. It was awesome! The Killer Bass struggled to find any talent on their team, and Bridgette's clumsiness pretty much knocked out their best prospect, Courtney. Gwen stood up to Heather, so Heather swore to make Gwen's life miserable by stealing her diary. Then she read it in front of the entire viewing world, revealing that Gwen has a secret crush on someone at camp. Then, Heather managed to save her butt by convincing the rest of the team to vote off Justin McGorgeousness. Who will be the next one to walk off this crappy dock? Find out tonight in the most dramatic marshmallow ceremony ever! On Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Chris: Campers, today's challenge will test your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie to you. Some of you may not come back alive.

Beth and Owen: [gasp]

Chris: Just joking. [laughs] All you have to do is spend one night in the woods. Everything you need is at your team's campsite in the forest. You just have to find it. Oh, and watch out for bears. Lost a couple of interns in pre-production. First team back for breakfast wins invincibility! [blows airhorn] Well, off you go!

Leshawna: Did he say there are bears up in here?

Owen: I had a little encounter with a bear once. Let's just say his head looks real nice up on my mantle.

Izzy: Ooh! This one time, I saw a bear eating our garbage! He had old spaghetti noodles hanging from his big, huge teeth! It looked like blood and guts!

Lindsay: [groans]

Izzy: It was so gross. And we thought he was eating the neighbor's cat Simba, but it turns out he was just lost for a week. Uh, you didn't eat spaghetti, did you? Good, let's go!

Lindsay: [gulps]

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Trent: Hey, Gwen, wait up! Can I walk with you?

Gwen: No.

Trent: Hey, if this is about that whole diary thing...

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[footsteps]

Katie: Sadie, look. Blueberries.

Sadie: [gasps] I love, love, love blueberries!

Katie: Oh my gosh! Me too! [confessional] Sadie and ai are BFFFL's.

Sadie: [confessional] Best female friends for life.

Katie: [confessional] We even got the chickenpox together!

Sadie: [confessional] Oh my gosh, that was so fun.

Katie: [confessional] It was so fun to have someone to scratch all your little scabs!

Sadie: [confessional] I know, right?