User blog comment:TheDipDap1234/Stephanie - a Good or a Bad Character?/@comment-28182423-20161120030011

ok so many people will say neigh to this and that stephanie is in fact, a undeveloped, b**chy, lowlife, despicable, petty, lousy, repulsive, repugnant, insane, annoying, rude, hostile, spiteful, stupid, vicious, unpleasant, unsatisfactory, terribe, and HYPOCRITICAL character. and to that... i say... truwe.

stephanie's journey is one of the most iconic, most... unreal... most... AMAZING journies ever. don't believe me? well let's go through it all.

in episode 1 we are introduced to two early 20's sweethearts who love to work out and make out. we are shown that stephanie is a angelic human being... but this in FACT not truwe at all because stephanie is actually the most venemous being EVAR to step place on the ground of any total drama character before her. but in this episode, she and ryan just make out and slay the challenge.

in episode two, we are served the iconic back and forth of stephanie and the spice dude, whatever his name was (cause steph obv outshone him /fans/) which was

stephanie: yes

stephanie: wait no

stephanie: yes!

stephanie: wait oop no

stephanie: YES

stephanie: NO

stephanie: YES

stephanie: SCOOP IT!

iconic.

anyways so we go to like whatevers next idk paris i think and then we start seeing how BAD ryan is. at everything! for example this dumb move!



ryan is such a flop at everything.

but since stephanie is soooo forgiving, she forgives him. after chewing him out for being ~so dumb~ ofc.

anyways so in ep 4 we don't see much of them, but it can be assumed that stephanie once again had to carry RYAN's dead weight.

in the next episode, bjork or whatever, stephanie gets frustrated, with how bad ryan is at remembering things. like duh! like how does he expect her to carry the whole team. but whatever, the point is ryan sucks. stephanie shows every child the great moral that, love is about not making mistakes, and sharing. UNLESS IT'S FRENCH FRIES.

so anyways steph and ryan eventually get it when ryan stops sucking and they suck eachothers faces at the feast, we're off to brazil!

in brazil, stephanie is once again, sadly the brains of everrryyyytttthhhhiiing. again! and since ryan never listens, they're put at a bad position and have to climb up since RYAN didn't listen to her tell him that the log was in fact ~NOT STABLE~.



stephanie then changes her attention to something more important, the coconuts. while ALSO serving some theatre gasp realness.

stephanie: *GASP*  .... THE COCONUTS! <33333333333

queen of admiring coconuts!

but anyways later, she is finally TIRED of ryan being bad at everything, so to make sure she places higher she makes ryan throw her to the front of the line



queen of flying. queen of taking one for the team. which SOMEONE doesnt know what to do!



but anyway, stephanie soon propels them far! luckily

so anyways since ryan is ~so fat~ she has to carry him in a coffin which UNDERSTANDABLY makes her lose her temper. which like... is totes understandable! he needs to lay off the bread a little. and work out more.

but it isnt until the GYMNASTICS until we see just how BAD ryan is. at everything! already! again! for like the 8798309893784980289374839802895th time! so stephanie is understandably disappointed, but luckily since shes so kind, she inspires ryan to do better! and they make it all the way to 2nd last. BECAUSE OF RYAN! but also still in the race.

so anyway in hawaiai

stephanie decides that its time to work harder and that ryan needs to carry his weight, so queen steph doesnt have to do as much. which DOESNT WORK cause ryan is COMPLETELY unsupportive of stephanie's EXTREMELY hard challenge of getting a ring. ryan is like the worst partner, and stephanie deserves a medal JUST for dealing with him.

anyways the finish last bc ryan sucks.

BUT THEN

IT IS REVEALED

that it is in fact

A

NON

ELIMINATION

ROUND

and that stephanie is still in the race!

and ryan.

but mostly stephanie.

so anyways in hello dubai they are now the daters and stephanie no longer associates with him bc hes filth. the end!

fast forward to new beijinging and steph cackles as ryan gets eaten by a snake! lol he sucks.



queen of grinning.

anyways so like they eventually win the challenge. WHILE IT SEEMS that ryan actually led them to victory, that is in fact, BALOGNA! cause, being THE ~stratephanie~ the QUEEN of strategy, she knew that since ryans brain is SO SMALL that she knows he would think she was wrong if she said the right way, so she said the other way in reality she KNEW it was the other way. see! strategic goddess

once again in ridonc and roll, she uses her stratephanigic ways, and makes ryan mad so they can run and win the challenge. which the do. queen of strategy! again.

in zimbawe ryan is being annoying and is rightfully ownt by steph and hit with a pattle and since stephanie knows shes so good, she takes a selfie which provides us this iconic picture



so anyways they dont lose so we get more stephanie! yay

in shaw whatever and the outback one, steph serves realness and slays ryan over and over cause it's just so easy.

she then meets a new enemy



the uglies satans!

who stephanie absolutely DESPISEs since they were so rude to her ;(

but stephanie a strong woman so they eventually win the challenge so yee

BUT THEN

stephanie meets

her absolute

WORST

FEAR

EVER



BEANS

THE

MOST

DISGUSTING

THING

ANY

HUMAN

cOULD

PUT

IN

THEY

MOUTH!

and stephanie is FORCED by notorious bully



who also bullied the VEGANS

and also the ice dancers but they deserve it for being mean to poor ole stephanie

so anyways she ~powers~ through it cause shes so iconic and her team isnt eliminated. queen of sacrificng her diet.

anyway stephanie is revealed to be ACTUALLY...

bad at something!

shes bad at... not being able to deal with ryan NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE which causes her not to do well at the challenge. but, before that, steph and ryan are in the lead. then stephanie makes

THE

BIGGEST

MOVE

OF THE GAME

OF RIDONCULOUS RACE

OF THE ENTIRE SERIES

and boomerangs.......

RYAN!





goddess.

so anyway she slays thats the point

but RYAN being a sore loser, makes steph do the challenge like a bully and they finish last

CAUSE RYAN

SUCKS

AT

EVERYTHING

EVER!



but then its a non elim round and they stay! yay

not much happens in got venom aside from steph slaying ryan again! goddess.

in dude buggies she slays ryans sexism and shows that ~women can be magicians too!~ and makes ryan where the dress. and flaunts the only thing good about him.



his body. and reveals that she STILL has truwe feelings for ryan. but still agrees. he sucks. at. everything!

but thanks to steph they dont get booted.

in the next episode steph once again owns ryan with one simple line

"you're practically a toilet seat cover"

jo could never. (maybe her sweatpants)

so anyways since ryan is just so annoying, she eats the mildest pepper so that he has to jump at the highest mountain! ha ha he sucks.

then we are introduced

to a new

eviler

more despicable

HEATHENOUS

HELL WRITHEN

DEMON

EVER

TO SET FOOT

ON TD!



carrie!

who is KNOWN to steal men. she stole devin from shelley, she stole junior from his dad. and next she was after someone new... someone who is KNOWN as weak



ryan!

so carrie works her skills on him and he falls for it which makes stephanie have to carry an even BIGGER load.

thanks

to

ryan!

basically it is fact at this point in the race, ryan sucks.

but she stays in the race! so yay steph

anyways ryan once again is drooling over man stealing b**ch carrie, steph has to step him back to reality and makes him form an alliance with the cadets and ice dancers, putting HER into the best position!

and they win the challenge with evil carrie no where to be seen

until they randomly stay again :eyes: stupid surfers.

anyways so steph makes ryan do stuff in the deep challenge and whatever

AND THEN

IN THE NEXT EPISODE

IT IS REVEALED...

stephanie...

has...

a weakness.

A REAL WEAKNESS.

the heat.

the evil

evil

evil

heat



die.

but ryan is ~THERE~ for her and tells her to NOT give up. well ryan is wrong, but still, ryan and steph reconcile and steph feels teeny weeny bit bad for going a little teeny tiny micro bit... not-very-nice to ryan. just a little. so they make out and sadly, are eliminated.

stephanie's journey is a highlight of total drama.

and anyone who doesnt like this face is MISGUIDED!



thats it and that is why stephanie is in fact, a top 5 character.