User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 22: Political Oddity

Charismic Chimeras: Diego, Elyse, Tristan, Viviana 4/10

The scene opens up on an alarm clock setting atop a crate. Suddenly, it goes off. It vibrates off the crate and hits Chef in the head.

Chef: *Sigh* Why do I gotta sleep here?

Suddenly, Chris walks in.

Chris: Rise and shine! We've got a big day ahead of us!

Chef: UGH, fine. Remind me again why I gotta sleep here?

Chris: Because you can't have my bed silly, so it's either here in the cargo hold, or a closet.

Chef: Considering I think there are rats in here, that closet is looking pretty tempting.

Chris: Alright, I'll tell that to the producers.

Chef: No don't...

Chris: Any way, last time on Total Drama World Domination, Bangkok, oriental setting. The final five was jockying for poll position. Also, some of them had to shall we say...help me fix some of my budget issues. What? Stop looking at me like that! Anyways, In the end, Tristan got a pardon from Diego in favor of getting a swing voter for this round, but it was Elyse who had the veto power to send Kaele home. What will happen this time? Why am I using political terms? Find out on this edition of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

Theme song plays

In a dream, Elyse is just getting back from school. She opens the door and is greeted by her mother.

Elyse's Mom: Hello Elyse. How was school today?

Elyse: Mom? What are you doing here?

Mom: Oh, they let me get out of work early today, so I'm here.

Elyse: Um gooood...

Mom: What's wrong?

Elyse: It's just that they never let you go home early. This just feels kinda...odd.

Mom: What are you talking about? They let me out early last week.

Elyse: What? I don't remember that. You've never been there for me. You've never supported me. Also, did your hair just change colors?

Mom: What are you talking about?

After saying this, she turns around, only she now bears a striking resemblance to Viviana.

Elyse: You're not my mom!

Mom: What are you talking about? It's me, your mother.

Elyse: No no no, you're not...you're...

Mom: Don't you recognize me?

Elyse: *Gulps* Yah, I...

Elyse, frightened, turns around and runs.

Viviana: ELYSE!

Elyse: GET AWAY FROM ME!

In the real world, Elyse is making a motion with her legs as Viviana is trying to wake her up. She kicks Viviana.

Viviana: OW hey! Alright, that's it!

Viviana slaps Elyse on the cheek, waking her up

Elyse: Wha...What? *Stares at Viviana* AHH! IT'S YOU!

Viviana: Of course it's me, who else would it be?

Elyse: *Heavy breathing* I uh...gotta go...get something to eat. I'm hungry.

Viviana: Okay, I can go with you, and we can talk strategy.

Elyse: NO!

Viviana: Why?

Elyse: Because...I eat alone. Bye!

Elyse gets up and rushes away from Viviana.

Viviana: Well, that was weird.

Conf: Elyse: I remember when Viviana told me that she works a lot. That bugged me a bit. A lot actually. It made me think, well...I don't wanna talk about it, not here at least...but I haven't told her yet, but she's been such a good friend to me. I don't want it to happen to her.

Conf: Diego: After last round, I have no idea who I want gone more. My options are either vote for Tristan, and have the most athletic and only of the smartest contestants on my back, vote for Elyse, and still have that Tristan monkey and Viviana on my back, or vote for Viviana, and have both Tristan and the most athletic person in the game on my back, and that's assuming they all don't vote for me, which is a likely possibility unless I win. I've got to pull out all the stops again to win.

Conf: Tristan: I've still got the first barf bag from last roud. *Kisses bag* I'm going to keep it as a good luck charm. Anyways, about my strategy for today, it all depends on what the girls do. I'm pretty sure that they're going to vote for me tonight unless I win, but I can't jump to conclusions. If they're going to vote for Diego, then fine, that's good for me, but if they don't, then I may need to make a deal with the devil himself.

Chris: *Intercom* Final four, it's time for your next challenge! Cargo hold, NOW!

Cuts to everyone in the cargo hold.

Chris: Alright, this time, we are in a land of some of the most insane, corrupt people ever!

Viviana: Are we in Bangkok again?

Elyse: Alcatraz?

Diego: Sing sing?

Tristan: The University of Texas-Austin?

Chris: No, no, no, and definantely not, but those are all good guesses. Kiddies, welcome to Washington D.C.!

Chef opens the door. Outside waiting for them is the Washington monument. In front of the monument are four trailers.

Chris: Alright, here's the situation: You four are now agents for the CIA. You must all first dress for the occasion.

Elyse: Seriously?

Chris: Yes! Chef!

One transition later, all the contestants are wearing tuxedos, complete with sunglasses and ear peices.

Chris: Now that that's over, there is a bomb hidden somewhere in the city.

Diego: A real bomb?

Chris: No, a stink bomb. Don't ruin the moment.

Diego: Fine.

Chris: Anyways, you each have to capture one of four terrorists, one of which will be portrayed by Chef, in that forest over there.

Chef: Seriously? After what you put me through last episode?

Chris: Yes, seriously. I couldn't get anyone else to return my calls, so the duty falls to you. Now get running.

Chef: Fine, but I better be getting overtime pay for this.

Chef runs off into the woods.

Chris: After you guys capture one of them, you must take them back to one of these four trailers, where you will get them to give up the location of the bomb by any means necessary.

Tristan: Any means necessary?

Chris: Yes. Real CIA agents waterboard people all the time. Just don't go too overboard. I don't want any lawsuits. Especially since someone who has sued me before is here today. Any who, after you get the location of the bomb, you are to go there and do your best to either disarm it or contain the explosion. Tranq guns are over there in that crate. Now, on your marks...get set...GO!

As everyone goes to grab a tranq gun from the crate, Tristan bowls over everybody.

Viviana: Hey!

Diego: What the heck, man?

Elyse: Watch where you're going!

Tristan: Sorry, I'm just really excited, I've been waiting for a challenge like this!

Tristan helps everyone up, grabs his gun, then leaves.

Conf: Tristan: *Attaches wire to earpiece then turns to the camera* There, now my work for the day is done, I hope.

Diego: Figures that child would like a challenge like this.

Diego then grabs his gun and leaves.

Viviana: Soooooooooooooooooooo, what was that about earlier?

Elyse: Oh, nothing. I just...had a bad dream, that's all.

Viviana: Are you sure?

Elyse: Yah. You need any help today?

Viviana: Sure. We can stick together. Cover each other's blind spot. Let's go!

Later...

Diego: Okay, I've got to be quick, and I've got to play this smart, like last round. *Deep breath*

Suddenly, he hears something rustling in the bushes.

Diego: What was that?

Diego takes a few steps forward when suddenly, a net shoots up, trapping him. A familiar face jumps out of the bushes.

Andrew: HA! I GOT YOU! Now, tell me everything you know!

Diego: First, I don't know what you're talking about. Second, I've got you.

Deigo shoots a tranq dart at Andrew them grabs his pocket knife and frees himself. Andrew pulls the dart off.

Andrew: Yah, those don't work on me anymore. I've built up an immunity to them. So, you tell me everything you know.

Diego: No, you tell me everything you know.

Andrew: About what?

Diego: About the bomb.

Andrew: What bomb? Hey wait, aren't you that guy from Bermuda?

Diego: Yes.

Andrew: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I see what happened here. I'm not a part of this challenge. After Bermuda, I took one of the ships and drove it from Bermuda to here. Been here trying to capture the men in black, the real men in black ever since.

Diego: WHAT? *grabs Andrew by the scruff of his collar*

Andrew: OKAY, I HAD JESSICA DRIVE THE SHIP FOR ME, I SWEAR! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

Diego: *Sigh* Fine. *Releases Andrew*

Meanwhile...

Elyse: Stay close to me!

Viviana: Um...okay.

Viviana and Elyse continue when suddenly, Elyse steps on a twig.

Elyse: WHAT WAS THAT? *turns around*

Viviana: You broke that twig right there.

Elyse: Oh.

Viviana: Are you sure you're okay? You seem a little...on edge lately.

Elyse: Yah, I'm okay.

Viviana: Alright.

Suddenly, the sound of leaves rustling is heard.

Elyse: WHAT WAS THAT?

Viviana: That was definantely not either of us.

Elyse: You stay here.

Viviana: *Uncomfortable* Okay.

Elyse crouches down. Cuts to Chef, crawling around in some bushes.

Chef: Stupid Chris and his stupid challenges. Why do I gotta do all the hard work all the sudden? It's not like he has a whole team of interns at his disposal.

Elyse: Hello.

Chef gets up and runs. Elyse goes after him.

Elyse: *To Viviana* You stay here!

Elyse fires a dart at Chef, but he dodges. Chef climbs a tree. Elyse goes after him. She tries to shoot at him one handed, but the dart gets stuck in a branch. She tries to shoot at Chef again, but she drops her gun. Eventually, Chef reaches the top of the tree. Elyse, still determined, meets Chef at the top of the tree.

Chef: What are you going to do now? You're out of ammo.

Elyse looks down.

Elyse: True, but I can do this.

Elyse lets go of the tree, and falls safely to the ground. Chef gets launched into the air, and oddly enough, makes a hole in one of the trailers before faceplanting on the floor.

Chef: Mommy? *Passes out*

Elyse: Hey, I got him for you! I just need to find him, but we can take him back to the trailer and you can begin the second part of the challenge.

Viviana: No, that's okay. You can take him.

Elyse: You sure?

Viviana: Yah, you're way better at intimidating pople than I am, so you go ahead.

Elyse: Mrhm true. Okay, see you later.

Meanwhile...

Diego: I may have wasted my time with that Andrew...but at least he gave me a good idea...to set traps. There! Now I just need to lure my prey in there.

Suddenly, Diego gets hit by a dart.

Diego: What the? *Falls down*

Female voice: You can try to catch me, but I'm going to make it tough on you.

Diego: I'll get you for this! Right after I regain the feeling in my legs....and arms. *Censored*

???: Alright, good luck, you're going to need it. I'm out of here!

Diego: I so don't have time to sing a song about waking up. Hmmmmmm...but let's see. Maybe this'll do the trick.

Diego crawls over to the trap he made. He intentionally gets his feet caught in the net. Using the gun, he releases the trap and pulls him up. He swings until he's able to grab the trunk of the tree. He holds this position for a few minutes until...

Diego: There! That feels better! Now...

He throws his knife up at the net, releasing him.

Diego: Second time around, that still doesn't feel any better. Whelp, I'd better get a move on.

Meanwhile...

Tristan: Okay, just need to put the thumb tacks here and...DONE! Now, I just need to hunt down my prey. Come on Buddy, let's go!

Tristan and Buddy go hunting. Suddenly, Tristan hears a sound behind him.

Tristan: What was that?

He turns around, only to see the traps he just set have been sprung.

Tristan: WHAT? Who did that?

A man with binaculars pops out of a bush.

Agent Briggs: *Whispering* Subject, male, appears to be about 5'8", caucasion, and blue hair, probably fake, and has a hyena with him.

Carrying a sack of some sort. Subject is also skilled at making traps, and I'm not sure why he is always smiling. Over.

Tristan: *Sniffs* I smell MEAT!

Tristan turns around. The agent hides.

Briggs: Subject displays a keen sense of smell.

Tristan: Subject? I wasn't aware I was a part of some test.

Briggs: And a keen sense of...

Tristan shoots the man with a dart before he can finish. Meanwhile, Viviana is busy chasing Talent James.

Viviana: Okay Viv...you can...do this. You can...do this. Just need to...focus.

Viviana shoots a dart at him. She misses.

James: You've gotta have better aim than that!

She takes two more shots, also misses. Suddenly, she's tripped.

Viviana: Dangit!

Elyse appears out of the bush next to her.

Elyse: HA! I've got you! Wait...

Viviana: Elyse! What was that for?

Elyse: I'm sorry. I was just trying to help you by taking care of that guy for you.

Viviana: I told you to get started on the second part of the challenge.

Elyse: Okay.

Viviana gets up and continues running after James.

James: HAHA! Your own friend let you down!

Not looking where he is going, James runs into a tree. Viviana runs up to him and shoots him in the arm with a dart. Meanwhile, Diego is hiding in some bushes.

Diego: She's got to be here somewhere... Wait? What is that? *Crawls forward* Footprints! Good, let's see where they go.

He follows the prints. After about 20 steps, they vanish into thin air.

Diego: Huh? *Looks up* Hmmm...

Diego touches the grass in front of him, only to reveal a pit trap.

Diego: Ahh. Tranq darts? Bear traps? This must be the work of that one orange-haired crazy girl.

???: Guess again!

Diego: Huh?

Suddenly, a net pulls Diego up. At the top of the tree, he sees a familiar looking latina.

Diego: Not again!

Courtney: Unlike the others, I came prepared. Speaking of which...*Takes Diego's gun*...gotta go!

Courtney jumps off the tree and starts running

Diego: Oh yah? Well so did I!

Diego gets his pocket knife, frees himself, then runs after her. He grabs a tranq dart out of his pocket and aims it at her. It hits Courtney in the...lower back. She falls to the ground.

Diego: I took a few darts out of the gun just in case.

Courtney: You're...good. *Passes out*

Meanwhile...

Chef: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. What happened?

Suddenly, Elyse walks in the door.

Elyse: TALK!

Chef: About what?

Elyse: I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT! NOW TALK!

Chef: I have no idea what you want to talk about.

Elyse: WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY!

Chef: Um...okay...I still don't know what we're talking about.

Elyse: Hard way it is.

Meanwhile...

Tristan: Okay, her's how this is going to work: You're going to tell me where you planted the bomb. If you don't then we'll do this the HARD way.

Briggs: Kid, listen. I've shut down multiple dictators trying to rule the world, stopped numerous terrorist attacks, and have...silenced...many officials that needed it. I've been tortured, beaten, waterboarded by many people who wanted to silence me! So whatever you've got, I've seen it before, and survived it all.

Tristan: Is that so? Here then, have a glass of water.

Briggs: Thanks, I'm parched.

Tristan: *Pulls glass away* YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Briggs: ...Okay

Tristan: *Slides water back* Here. Have a drink.

Briggs: Why?

Tristan: JUST DO IT!

Briggs: Sure kid.

He grabs the glass. As he's drinking the water...

Tristan: Oh by the way, I spiked it with someting.

Briggs: Poi...

Tristan: No, but in about eh...one hour, you're going to wish it was!

Briggs: I highly doubt that.

Tristan: Fine, then let's have some fun, shall we?

Meanwhile...

James: So, are you going to sick your friend on me or...

Viviana: No. Listen here. You're going to tell me where the bomb is, or I'm going to make you tell me where the bomb is.

James: I highly doubt that, but okay.

Viviana: Oh, so I'm not tough enough for you?

James: Well, you got lucky in catching me earlier. What are you going to do? Have your friend trip me again?

Viviana: No, I'm...

James: You're going to do what? Huh? What are you going to do, Viviana Park?

Viviana: Huh? How do you know my full name?

James: There's plenty more where that came from.

Meanwhile, Courtney has just woken up, only to discover that she is already tied up.

Courtney: What?

Diego: I tied you up while you were knocked out.

Courtney: Why would you do that?

Diego: Because, I'm not one for small talk. so I'd rather skip the whole "You tell me where the bomb is planted" you say "No" I say "Fine" then tie you up, and just skip straight to the tieing you up part.

Courtney: Is that so?

Diego: Si. Now, either tell me where the bomb is and I'll let you go.

Courtney: Oh no. If you want the goods, you're going to have to earn my respect first.

Diego: Oh yah? How do you expect me to do that?

Courtney: Well for starters, you can get out of that rope I tied you up in while I was distracting you. Then put me in a situation that I can't get out of.

Diego: WAH?

Diego looks down to see that he is now tied up and Courtney is free.

Courtney: I'm a counciler and a future Stanford law graduate. When I come say come prepared, I don't mess around. By the way, is that door locked? Because if not, I am out of here! *Runs off*

Diego: *Falls* Get...back here!

Meanwhile, Elyse has Chef pinned to the ground with a Nelson hold.

Elyse: Tell me where the bomb is right now!

Chef: I said child, I don't know anything about a bomb! Now please, let go of me!

Elyse pulls on Chef until a pop is heard.

Elyse: How about now?

Chef: Nope, still drawing a blank. But thanks for that um...whoever you are. My back was really killing me.

Elyse: Oh, I see what's going on here. You must am...amne...ohhhhhhhhh, whatever the word is for when you forget stuff. Like a lot of stuff. In that case, I know exactly what to do. I've seen it in movies.

The scene cuts to Chef's viewpoint. Elyse grabs a chair.

Chef: No wait...What are you doing? No!

Elyse: Sorry, but it's the only way, at least that I know of any way. I wouldn't be doing this otherwise.

Elyse hits Chef with the chair. The screen goes to black. Suddenly, Chef opens his eyes. Elyse is sitting at the other side of the table.

Elyse: Okay, now that that's over are you ready to talk now?

Chef: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU WHERE THE BOMB IS PLANTED!

Elyse: Fine.

Elyse pounces on Chef. Meanwhile...

Tristan: It's time for everybody's favorite game! WHEEL...OF...TORTURE!

Briggs: Would you stop saying that before each time you spin the wheel?

Tristan: NOPE!

Briggs: Fine, let's just get it over with.

Tristan spins the wheel. It lands on a soda pop bottle.

Briggs: What are you going to do? Make me drink a lot of soda then not let me use the restroom?

Tristan: No actually, have you heard of waterboarding?

Briggs: Of course.

Tristan: Well, I like to call this one sodaboarding.

Tristan gets out a 2 liter bottle of coke and some mentos. He opens the bottle and points it at Briggs, then throws the mentos in. The coke immediately explodes in his face.

Briggs: Is that all you got?

Tristan: Nope!

Tristan moves the wheel out of the way to reveal bunch of pop bottles stacked. He tugs on a rope and even more more pop bottles surround the poor government agent.

Tristan: So, is there something you want to tell me now?

Briggs: I can take it.

Tristan: Fine!

Tristan gets out of the way and pulls another rope. All the pop bottles explode on him. Meanwhile...

James: Oh, and in 6th grade you were in a school play. You were singing on stage, and you may have let it slip that you had a crush on one of the 9th graders.

Viviana: How do you know all these things about me?

James: Because I am a politician. I make it a point to know as much as I can about my opponent beforehand so that I can bury them. So before this challenge, I may have did a little digging on everyone left in the competition. Now, shall we continue your little trip down memory lane?

Viviana: NO!

James: So then you accept my offer?

Viviana: NO!

Conf: Viviana: Easy there Viviana. You can't let him rattle you. *Deep breaths* You've got to fight back!

Meanwhile, Diego has Courtney shackled up.

Diego: I've got you now!

Courtney: Oh, really?

Diego: Yes. There's no way you're going to escape this time, so just tell me where the bomb is.

Courtney: No way I'm going to escape, huh?

Diego: Yep! Now just...

Courtney: You sure about that?

Diego: *Frustrated* YES! NOW JUST TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!

Courtney: Or I could try to escape out the door, because I'm free again!

Diego: WHAT? BUT HOW?

Courtney: Skeleton key.

Meanwhile, Elyse is busy wrestling with Chef.

Elyse: TELL ME...WHERE THE BOMB IS!

Chef: NO!

Elyse puts Chef in a headlock.

Elyse: HOW ABOUT NOW?

Chef: NEVER!

Elyse lets go.

Elyse: *Panting* Fine. I didn't wanna do this, but you leave me with no choice.

Cuts to a bathroom. Elyse has just finished giving Chef a swirly.

Elyse: How about now?

Chef: *Incoherent mumbling*

Elyse: What's that? I can't understand you.

Chef: *Even louder incoherent mumbling*

Elyse: Hold on. I'll get you out.

Elyse tries pulling Chef out of the toilet bowl, but his head is stuck.

Conf: Elyse: You know in hindsight, that was a bad idea.

Meanwhile, Tristan has the agent tied to the wheel

Tristan: IT'S TIME FOR THE WHEEL...OF...

Briggs: SHUT...UP!

Tristan: ...TORTURE!

Briggs: *Sigh*

Tristan: You ready to give up yet?

Briggs: No.

Tristan: Fine, have it your way! I'll just have the wheel go even faster!

Tristan spins the wheel even harder. Briggs starts to look queasy.

Tristan: How about now?

Briggs: NE...VER!

Tristan: Man, what will it take with you?

Tristan spins the wheel even faster. Briggs passes out. Meanwhile, Viviana has James tied up.

James: So, what are you going to do to me next? Put me in front of a running train?

Viviana: No, I'm going to use you for target practice.

James: *Sarcastic* Oh, I'm so scared!

Viviana throws two ninja stars at James, which pin his shoulders to the wall.

James: HAHA! YOU MISSED ME!

Viviana responds by throwing another ninja star at James. This one grazes the top of his head.

James: MISSED ME AGAIN!

Viviana: Oh, I wouldn't say that!

Viviana gets her pocket mirror and shows James his new hairdo.

James: It'll grow back. You know what won't grow back? Your...

Before he can finish, Viviana grabs him by  his shirt collar.

Viviana: OH NO YOU DON'T! I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU! NOW TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS OR ELSE!

James: Or else what?

Viviana: Do you really want to find out?

James: Bring it on!

Viviana: Fine.

Meanwhile, Courtney has Diego all tied up...literally...again.

Courtney: This really was fun, it's a pity that have to go

Diego: Hey! This is supposed to be the other way around!

Courtney: I know, but sadly, you just couldn't live up to MY expectations.

Diego: But you...

Courtney: *Covers his mouth with tape* As a future lawyer, I've got to say, save it for the non-disclosure agreement.

Before Diego can do anything else, Courtney puts duct tape over his mouth.

Courtney: Don't go anywhere.

Diego: MHM!

Before Courtney exits out the door, Diego frees his hand. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out one final dart, and hops over to Courtney...

Courtney: WHA?

...and sticks her with it.

Courtney: You know...this doesn't count, right...I can't tell you anything *yawn* if I'm unconcious?

Diego: *Rips off tape* I know, I'm just buying time. Good night.

Meanwhile, Chef has finally managed to pull his head out of the toilet.

Chef: FINALLY! *Hits side of head to get water out of ear* Ugh, that was demeaning. Chris better triple my pay for this.

Chef brushes himself off then heads back into the main trailer, but Elyse is nowhere to be seen.

Chef: Finally! I can get some peace and quiet!

Chef goes to exit the trailer when suddenly, Elyse appears out of nowhere and jumps on his shoulders. She gives him a wet willie.

Chef: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Elyse: TELL ME WHERE THE BOMB IS!

Chef: Child, get off of me!

Chef Grabs her by the legs and tosses her at the wall. Undeterred, she hops back up and runs after Chef.

Elyse: TELL ME!

The two engage in a fisticuffs brawl. Eventually, Elyse karate kicks Chef to the ground. She takes off his shoes and starts tickling his feet.

Chef: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Elyse: TELL ME NOW!

Chef: NO!

Elyse: Fine.

Elyse tickles Chef's feet even harder.

Chef: HAHAHA...OKAY OKAY...HAHAHA...I SURRRENDER...HAHAHA...UNCLE UNCLE UNCLE!

Elyse: Okay.

Elyse stops. Chef takes some deep breaths before he can respond.

Chef: The stink bomb is *gasp for air* in the White House.

In Tristan's trailer, he has the government agent tied to a makeshift torture rack.

Tristan: You ready to give up yet, or are you thirsty for more?

Briggs: YOU WILL NOT BREAK ME!

Tristan: Maybe I won't, but in about uh...two minutes, the stuff will.

Briggs: What...stuff?

Tristan: Remember when you first woke up here and I offered you that water?

Briggs: Oh yah, you said...you spiked it with something.

Tristan: You wanna know what I spiked it with?

Briggs: Was it some...ERRR...some sort of poison.

Tristan: No, but by the time this stuff hits, you're going to wish it was!

Briggs: You're bluffing!

Tristan: Oh really? Well, once there there was a kid in my class who bullied me. But after he hung my underwear up a flagpole, I had enough! So I concocted this!

Tristan pulls a vile of green stuff out of his bag and holds it up in front of Briggs.

Tristan: Then I put some of it in his lunch, and well, let's just say he'll never bother me again. If you want the same fate as him, then by all means, wait out these next...30 seconds, but I've got the cure *pulls out another vile* right here?

Briggs is visabilly sweating.

Tristan: What's it going to be? Tick tock tick tock tick...

Briggs: OKAY, IT'S IN THE WHITE HOUSE! JUST GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE PLEASE!

Tristan: Okay here it is. *Hands it to Briggs* Have a nice life.

Tristan goes for the exit as Briggs opens the vile.

Briggs: Hey, there's nothing in here.

Tristan: Because you were right, I really was bluffing. I was prepared to make you think I wasn't though.

Meanwhile...

James: What are you going to do?

Viviana: Shut up! *sprays pepper spray in his face*

James: *Coughs* Is that all...you got?

Suddenly, Elyse barges in.

Elyse: You need any help?

James: Do you need any help?

Viviana: Elyse! I...no, I can handle this on my own! Go on to the next part of the challenge please!

Elyse: Okay.

James: Wow. Is she like your body guard, or your caretaker, or something?

Viviana: Shut it!

She sprays him and he coughs again.

Viviana: Okay, I'm only going to ask you this once! Where is the bomb planted?

James: Timbuktu.

Viviana: WRONG AWNSER!

She hits him in the nuts with a ball peen hammer. He lets out a giant scream that is heard by Chris.

Chris: Wow. That dude can sing.

Viviana: I can continue to hit you wherre it hurts, or you can tell me what I want to know. DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!

James: ALRIGHT, FINE! THE BOMB IS HIDDEN IN THE WHITE HOUSE SOMEWHERE! THAT'S ALL I KNOW, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!

Viviana: Alright, thanks.

Viviana leaves the trailer with James still tied up.

James: Hey wait, aren't you going to free me?

Viviana: I'm doing this for my family, I can't waste precious time here.

Meanwhile, Courtney has just woken up to find that she is tied up again.

Courtney: Ropes again? Are you serious?

Courtney reaches for her file in her pocket.

Courtney: And you left me my file, very sloppy work.

Courtney frees herself then walks over to the door.

Courtney: And you left the door unlocked.

Courtney starts to exit the trailer, then pauses.

Courtney: Yah, he probably wanted to exit the trailer, because he has some big trap waiting for me. Well, I'm not falling for it.

Courtney jumps over over the supposed trap, and lands...right in a hole. Suddenly, Diego pops out.

Diego: Ha! That hole is ten feet deep, plus I greased the sides, so there's no way you're getting out of there!

Courtney: Guess again!

Courtney gets out a grappling gun and and aims it at the top.

Diego: Not this time!

Diego gets out a pocket knife and cuts the rope. Courtney falls to the bottom again.

Courtney: Well well well, I guess you got me this time. Alright, the bomb is in the White House.

Diego: Gracias. Adiós!

Diego gets up and leaves Courtney in the hole.

Courtney: Yah, I just wanted to end this.

Courtney gets out another grappling gun. Meanwhile, Viviana has found an entrance to the White House via a broken window. When she gets in the room, she finds Elyse there snooping through some files.

Viviana: That was weird, I thought this place would be more guarded.

Elyse: Hey...Viviana, it's you.

Viviana: Yes, it's me. Who else did you think it could be?

Elyse: Uh...nevermind. This place is amazing! There are so many things that I didn't know before!

Viviana: Huh?

Elyse: Someone named Goerge Washington called the metric system stupid, and now the US doesn't use it because of that. Who knew?

Viviana: I knew...the last part at least. Come on, we need to stay focused.

Elyse: Yah yah, just a sec.

Viviana: Come on...

Elyse: Did you know that Mcdonalds was invented to keep US citizens fat, dumb, and happy? and recently other governments have used it for the same purpose?

Viviana: WHAT?

Elyse: It's true. Good thing I prefer Burger King.

Viviana: Give me that!

Elyse hands her the paper. Viviana reads it.

Viviana: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY LIFE IS RUINED! I wonder what other secrets this place is hiding.

Viviana grabs another file.

Viviana: Huh, aliens really did crashland in Roswell, and they did take the wreckage to Area 51.

Elyse: Napalm was invented in 1942 when a FDR spit his gum out in a bomb factory. Good to know. *gets gum out of pocket and puts it in mouth*

Viviana: Some politicians really are robots.

Elyse: I knew that the moon was made of cheese!

Viviana: How tell if someone is a lizard person: 1. Their hair is white. 2. They are either tall, buff, or both. 3. They speak with an unidentabiable accent. Hmm, This was interesting, but we'd better get out of here.

Elyse: Please, just a little longer?

Viviana: Elyse, you and I both know that the longer we spend here, the less time we have to get the job done. Come on, let's go, now.

Elyse: Oh, alright.