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 is the thirtieth, and the final, song sung in Total Drama World Tour during Hawaiian Punch. It is sung by Alejandro, Heather, Courtney, and Harold while they are all building a sacrificial dummy out of driftwood and pineapples.

Lyrics
Alejandro: My ladies, Please head straight, That's it, You're doing great! Search through that wood, Tout de suite, Find me some giant feet! Heather: Come on guys, Move it fast! Quick, quick, I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame, All overbuilt and lame! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough? Alejandro: Uh-huh. Heather: Hey! Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough? Bam! Now it's evil versus wicked, Heather's cool but Al is sick and All this aggro for the cheddar, She'll put Al here through the shredder! Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back, I need arms weak and slack, Her butt is scrawny and flat, And she ain't all that! Heather: Get me two knobby knees, and arms like logs of cheese! Bring me a big fat head, move quicker or you're dead! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' Courtney: Arms so right, it's ill! Worth one-fifth of the mil! Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow! Pineapple-head me now! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!) You'll never hit it (No!) You should trash it (Yeah!) Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

Trivia

 * Only one of the finalists' helpers sing in this song.
 * This is the second song in a row where previously eliminated contestants sing among those still competing. The first was I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the third song in a row where Heather and Alejandro sing together. The first two were This Is How We Will End It and I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the twelfth song to feature special effects.
 * The others are Lovin' Time, What's Not to Love?, Paris, Oh Izzy Mix, Boyfriend Kisser, Shear the Sheep, Gwen's Face, A Chinese Lesson, This Is How We Will End It, and I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the sixth song in a row with a reference to winning the million.
 * This is the 20th song Heather sings in.
 * This is the seventh song Alejandro starts, making him the person to start the most amount of songs.
 * This is the sixth song where all the remaining contestants sing. This is mainly because they were in the final two.
 * The first five were Lovin' Time, Rowin' Time, Before We Die, Condor, and I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the sixth song where a challenge is won at the end.
 * The others were Rowin' Time, Changing Guard Mix, Greek Mix, A Chinese Lesson, and Condor.
 * This is the third song sung in Hawaii.
 * The others were Who You Gonna Root For? and I'm Winning This.
 * This is currently the final song of the season.
 * This is the second non-aftermath song to have more singers than contestants left in the show.
 * The other being I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the second song to reference Greek mythology (the first being Greek Mix), with the lightning bolts owned by Zeus, the king of gods in Greek mythology. Alejandro and Heather are also wearing laurel headdresses, a common item used to represent Ancient Greece.
 * Because of this Greek mythology reference, it is possible that Alejandro represents Zeus in this song.
 * The animation is similar to that used in parts of Boyfriend Kisser.
 * This is the second song sung after someone is eliminated, the first being Oh Izzy Mix. Interestingly, in both episodes, two people were eliminated.
 * This is the third song where Harold raps; the first two being Baby and Who You Gonna Root For?
 * Alejandro appears to be able to speak basic French, as he says "tout de suite," which means "immediately" in French.

Goofs

 * In the last verse, two lines on Alejandro's stomach were missing.