User:Rainbowderp01/Sweden Sour (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Australia! It will amaze you. If it doesn't kill you first. Here, Duncan's new babe tries to convince her team to vote out Duncan's old babe, who flirted with Alejandro to stick it to... that's right, Duncan. Except Duncan and Alejandro were actually sticking it to her. Brain hurt yet? Meanwhile. Cody gave D-Man the business, kanga-punch-aroo style. Duncan's revenge, while hilarious, also cost Team Amazon the win. And in a pandariffic tie breaker, Gwen took the Drop of Shame. Only seven remain. Who will get the boot next? Find out now on Total. Drama. World Tour!

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[ Theme song ]

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[rat squeaks]

Sierra: [sighs] Isn't today just the best? [confessional] Gwen's gone! I van-crushed my foe. Just like my avatar in Third Life. A drone warrior elf with level thirty-five sword skills and level sixty-two massage. Heh. Now that she's gone, Cody can find his true love. Moi! He's already forgotten Gwen. [scoffs] I can feel it.

Cody: [sighs]

Courtney: [giggles] Oh... I bet you say that to every pretty competitor.

Alejandro: Ah, but you are the only pretty competitor here.

Heather: [coughs] Ugly.

Courtney: I wish I was up there. The air back here is just so stale and annoying.

Alejandro: Perhaps I can make your journey a little sweeter. [smooch] Wait here.

Courtney: Aw, thanks, you.

Heather: [confessional] Ugh! Back in loser class again thanks to Courtney. She should be home right now, not flirting with Alejandro. She's just trying to mess with me, and him, fawning all over... ugh... Courtney.

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Owen and Duncan: [munching]

Duncan: I can get used to first class.

Owen: [chuckles] Huge! [munch] Oh, me too. So, Al and Courtney. Heh. Is that weird for you?

Duncan: Whatever,

Owen: Yeah, it's funny 'cause Noah always said Al was into Heather big time!

Duncan: Huh? What else did Noah say?

Owen: Mm. Oh, just that Al's not what he seems, he's a slippery eel, and I should never trust him 'cause he's a male Heather. Ha ha, I really miss Noah... [munching]

Duncan: Yeah, me too. And the best way to show him what his friendship meant to us is to obey his dying words.

Owen: [spits] What?! When did he die?!

Duncan: No, no, no, no, he's fine! I meant his parting. His parting words.

Owen: Oh! Aha... ah...

Duncan: Dude. My point is, if Noah thought Alejandro was the enemy, you and I better stick together and do the same. It's what Noah would've wanted.

Owen: [confessional] Wait. Wait! Al is the enemy?

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Courtney: Chocolate chip? [gasps] My favorite!

Alejandro: My mother always said, "The way to woman's heart is a long road. But shortcuts are made of chocolate." [confessional] Courtney would normally be a much greater challenge. But being dumped by Duncan has completely thrown her. Now I need only give her a cookie to secure her trust. This is what I will do with that trust.

[crunch]

Heather: Oh no. Did I just sit in some gum?

Sierra: Eh, no.

Heather: I think I sat in gum. Oh no!

Sierra: Uh, nope. You're all good.

Heather: Someone look at my booty, it's--

Sierra: Totally clean! Wow. Obsess much?

Heather: Ugh!

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[plane buzzes]

[all scream]

[crash]

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Chris: [Swedish accent] Welcome to Sveden!

Heather: Where are those jackets you ordered for us in the Yukon?

Chris: Um, I worked pretty hard on that accent. It would've been nice if somebody commented.

Duncan: Dude, it's freezing out here.

Chris: Sweden? Hello! Ugh. Ingrates.

Courtney: Okay. Let's hear it.

Duncan: Hear?

Courtney: Your apology?

Duncan: For?

Courtney: For what? For Gwen!

Cody: [sighs]

Duncan: For who?

Courtney: For Gwen!

Cody: [sighs]

Courtney: Dah!

Cody: [sighs]

Courtney: Stop breathing so loud!

Alejandro: May I offer my Latin warmth? [whispers] Let's make Duncan crazy.

Courtney: Thanks. Ale-hunk-dro.

Heather: Mind helping me stay warm?

Duncan: Hey, I kinda do, yeah. Ugh, seriously? [grunting]

Chris: The jackets are here!

[all cheer]

Chris: In six to eight weeks.

[all groan]

Owen: [confessional] Al isn't a fan of my gas. And now, he's the enemy so I'm trying not to fart anymore. I can't even risk a silent one. Cause my dad says you can see farts when it's cold out. Just like you can see your breath. Scientifically speaking, a fart is just a bum breath.

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Chris: Before you is a mysterious pile of Ibuilda tools and pieces. Your first challenge is to use Allen keys, wooden sledgehammers, and your wits to turn your piles into whatever they're supposed to be when properly assembled.

Alejandro: This will be a piece of pie.

Owen: Pie...?

Chris: Sadly, the assembly instructions were accidentally shredded when they were put through a shredder. Anywho, first team to correctly assemble their whatchahoosit will earn a big advantage in part two of the challenge. So... go!

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Courtney: We should lay out the pieces and try to figure out what we're building.

Heather: Is that how you plan on slowing us down this time?

Courtney: Stop! We don't even know what we're building yet!

Heather: Ugh! Let go!

Courtney: No you let go! I pick to go first!

Heather: This is mine, I said let go!

Sierra: What do you think, Cody?

Cody: [sighs]

Sierra: [confessional] Okay, so maybe he's still a bit sad about Gwen. But I'll cheer him up! That's what a good wife does! We've been married fourteen times in my head and twice in my online blog "I Dream of Cody". [giggles] So it'll happen for real eventually.

Heather and Courtney: [arguing]

Owen: Hey, girl fight. Cool.

Duncan: [hushed] Alejandro? Hm. Noah was right about him. It's just you and me now, buddy.

Heather and Courtney: [arguing]

Cody: [gasps]

[construction noises]

Sierra: Cody's got it! He's got it!

Courtney: Cody, stop!

Heather: Let him go! He's obviously figured it out!

Courtney: [sighs]

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Owen: Aw, I wish I had some barbecue sauce, 'cause this looks like a whale rib!