User blog:WreakerOfClash/(Edited repost) Total Drama Super Slamdown: Episode 2: Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones

Before I get any accusations, I was told by AlphaBeta25 to create this, so it's easier to read. That being said, here is Episode 2 of Total Drama Super Slamdown.

Insane Eagles : Joel, Lenny, Sarah, Thteven, Jim, Lorelei, Carmen, Khione, David, Daniel, and Ken (11/11)

Crazy Crocs: Thorin, Zack, Agatha, Toronto, Matt, Kierston, Abbey, Karen, and Ben (10/11)



   ''' "Last time on Total Drama Super Slamdown, the contestants did a crazy tennis ball throwing challenge with  Chef. Chris chuckles evilly, "But at the end it was Andrew the Crazy Alien Believer that got the boot. Who will stay on the island, who will get fatally injured, only you can find out now on Total....Drama.....Super Slamdown!!" '''

 (Theme-song plays) 

'''  "TODAY, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE A CRAZY OBSTACLE COURSE CHALLENGE!" yelled Chris through the  megaphone. As all the contestants woke up sleepily, Sarah raged angrily. '''

 (Confessionsal): "Yeah, I may be the nice girl and want to be friends with everyone here. But I need my   beauty sleep!"

 (Scene cuts back to the contestants waking up.)

 Lenny, as a mega fan of Chris, yelled, "Yeah, Chris, you make the best  challenges! WOOHOO! Keep up the good work making us hurt!!"

 Chris replied through the megaphone, "WHY, THANK  YOU, LENNY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE CHALLENGE."

 Lenny said, "I know, I'm so  hyped, Chris!", as Thorin gave him a strange look.

 (Conf.): "Wow, so much weird people here. I watched the previous  seasons of Total Drama, and believe me, they were NOT this weird.", Thorin said with a complaining tone.

 David and Daniel huddled together for good luck. David said, "Dude, I'm so glad we're doing this challenge, and  we're in the same team!"

 Daniel nodded, "I'm excited too bro, but you have to act a bit more mature here, we are  out in the great outdoors!" David solemnly nodded.

 (Conf.): Kierston rolled her eyes. "Wow, another bunch of weirdos who do high fives. How disgusting."

 Lorelei raced to the challenge zone.

 (Conf.): "I'm NOT going to be the second one out here. I want to get to Chris's  good side, and if I get on his good side, no-one else will see me as a threat. There's an idiom for this, I think it was WEAVING through the  crowd." Lorelei chuckled to herself, and then stared at the camera, saying, "What? I should get credit for that!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris looked at the group surprisingly, "There you finally are! I've been waiting for half an hour! TIME IS  MONEY!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> All the contestants simply chuckled at that idea. Chris announced, "Anyhoo, today's challenge is a crazy  obstacle course, isn't it Chef?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chef nodded his head slowly, and narrowed his eyes in a menacing manner.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris continued. "So this is how the race is going to work. Only 5 from each team will participate in this challenge, to make in a fair match. The first contestant  will make it through the Death Valley. Then, he tags a teammate and he goes through Wrecking Alley.  Then, two of you will work together in the 5-legged race, it's called that because I put you in with a rat that will distract  you. Finally, he will make it to THE MONOLITH, a bunch of stones that form a maze where you will find your way  out."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> The contestants nodded nervously. Chris asked, "Any questions?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> David wanted to speak, but Daniel covered  his mouth. Chris looked disappointed, "Darn, was hoping to interrupt someone. But hey it is what it is. But let's not waste time and get to spinning that  wheel to find out who is participating." Ken's eyes rose with fear. Ken asked nervously, "Um, weren't  we suppose to, I don't know choose our team?"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris laughed. "This makes it WAY more dangerous for you, and fun for me!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> As Chris spins the wheel, he announces the competitors. "The Insane Eagles members are...Thteven, Khione, David, Daniel, and Joel. And the Crazy Crocs members for the race are...  Thorin, Toronto, Abbey, Karen, and Zack."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> (Conf.): Zack rolled his eyes and said, "Why are THEY groaning? I'm the only member that's not flabby and fat in that  team. This is going to be so easy."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris said, "Ready, set, go!" Thorin being as fast and crafty as he is, picked up some tin cans leftover on Death  Valley while Thteven steadily walks through the mountainous range. Thteven talked to himself, "Don't gith up,  Thetven, don't gith up." With the supplies, Thorin utilized the tin cans and wooden planks to create a skateboard. "Alright!" Thorin shouted, echoing  across the valley.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> After 10 minutes, Thorin handed it to Toronto simutaneously as Thteven passed it to Khione. Khione yelled, "EWW,  GERMS GERMS GERMS!" and she looked across the alley and found something irritating.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> "Oh my gosh, there are  three trash cans in our alley while they have two!" Khione shuddered and took out the hand sanitizer. Thteven looked  nervous. "Pleashe, Khione, jush go already!!" As Thorin passed it to Toronto. "Alright buddy!" Toronto looked happily,  fistbumping Thorin. "You did awesome!" as he ran to Wrecking Alley. Thorin looked satisfied, watching Toronto run off. Then, three wrecking  balls came charging down at Toronto, but he dodges them swiftly. Chris groaned, "Darn, really hoping for some blood and guts there for higher ratings."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> But Toronto was quick and passed the rat to Abbey and Karen. Abbey said thanks and hopped in with Karen and the rat. Karen  shouted, "Quickly, Abbey!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Abbey's detective skills came to use as she dodged every crazy thing Chris throws at her.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> (Scene cuts to Khione getting hit as one of her tooth falls out)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris beams with joying, spouting, "OHHH! Now that is some action I'm  wanting! Chef, get us some popcorn!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> "Oh yeah! Let's get this injury party started!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> After an half hour,  it all came down to Joel and Zack. Toronto yelled in the distance, "Go, Zack, go!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Zack yelled back, "Shut up!" as he  slammed Joel the cowboy against a stone wall. Zack laughed maliciously as he crossed the finish line. Chris beamed, "Wow, Crazy Crocs, you did good!

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> But hey, the only reason I'm saying that because there were a lot  of gory stuff back there. Insane Eagles, time to vote!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> (Camera cuts to Elimination Ceremony)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris smiled: "Why so glum, chums? The only thing at risk is one of you  missing out on this seasons $5 million instead of the usual $1 million. Oh, and you get shot off a rocket.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> "Shut up and  give us the s'mores already, loser!" yelled Jim.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> "Fine, fine" muttered Chris. "The s'mores of the night goes to... Jim,  Carmen, Lenny, Sarah, Thteven, Lorelei, David, Daniel, and Ken. Joel, you've lost your team the race with your  lollygagging", and Joel wanted to ask what that meant and warn the team, but his mouth was bleeding from the crash.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> "And Khione, your germaphobic  actions and your OCD has gotten your team lagged too. But tonight you are still safe."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Khione said, "Fantastic!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris said, "Joel, you're going!" Joel wanted to worry them about the weirdo, Zack and how he could do harm.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris said, "Yada Yada Yada." (Scene cuts to Rocket of Shame) "Any last words, buckaroo?" Joel nodded and said,  "MHMMM!" and Chris replied, "Awesome, love it!" as he blasted the horrified Joel to the celestial aboves.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Chris  sniffled, "I always get a little emotional and happy when someone's dream is ruined and they can possibly die. But, w ho will survive on this treacherous island, find out next time on Total.....Drama....Super Slamdown!"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> (Credits and Ending Song Plays)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> P.S Hi there! Thanks for reading this. For a teensy spoiler, I'm going to add the immunity idol next episode! Stay tuned for more Super Slamdown next week Friday! :)

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:14px;"> Thanks for reading this edited version, and always look forward to this AMAZING sieres by AlphaBeta25!