User blog:TDFanatic52/Total Drama Wildclaw Island Aftermath Episode 2- Blindside City

 Today's Eliminated Guests 

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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the two pals of the wave, Geoff and Brody!

Geoff and Brody walked on the stage. The peanut gallery sat in their sits. The crowd cheered.

GEOFF: Welcome to yet another TDWI aftermath.

BRODY: Yeah! The past few eliminations have been nothing other than Blindside City.

GEOFF: Truer words have never been spoken. Today, not only will we get to talk to our three blindsided flushees, but our peanut gallery will get to say one word about a contestant still in the game. They aren't allowed to use the same contestant as another gallery member, so it is basically first come, first serve.

BRODY: Those are the worst, especially for the person talking last.

GEOFF: As long as I'm not last, I'm good. Brody, you want to introduce folks at home our first guest?

BRODY: Are you kidding, dude? I would love too! Ahem. The fourth victim of Wildclaw Island is an international terrorist who is on bail currently. Last time she played, she remained quiet but a massive blowup and threatening a television personality got her many years in jail. Here she is, say hello to Scarlett!

An intern wheeled Scarlett in with a dolly. Scarlett had a straight jacket on with a Hannibal Lector mask over her face. The intern set Scarlett down on the couch.

BRODY: You still think that this is a good idea?

GEOFF: Security is maxed out.

BRODY: You only hired MacArthur.

GEOFF: Like I said, maxed out. (turns to the audience) Our next guest is somebody that is huge in the Total Drama fan base.She is the definition of beauty, but also the definition of a dim bulb. Say hello to the girl that got all the guys talking about, it's Lindsay!

Lindsay walks on stage and sits next to Scarlett.

BRODY: Lindsay, welcome! How have you been doing since your exit?

LINDSAY: I've been doing great. I am running a bit low on make-up.

GEOFF: Not our problem. We here at the TD Aftermath Studios hold a no makeup provided policy. You bring your own.

SCARLETT: How come she got asked the first question.

GEOFF: She isn't the one in the straitjacket.

BRODY: Finally, our final guest made it to the end of Pahkitew's Revenge. He will risk his life even if it means losing a million big ones. So please give a big salute to the cadet, Brick!

Brick walks up and sits next to Lindsay.

BRODY: Brick, whats happening?

BRICK: Just the usual. Woke up, did a challenge, took a swim down the drain of a toilet before heading to bed.

GEOFF: Topher got you good, man.

BRICK: Don't I know it.

SCARLETT: Toph got you out? Talk about lame.

BRICK: And everybody else got you out.

GEOFF: As much as I like this to go on, we need to talk. All three of you have one thing in common: you all were blindsided in one way or another. Scarlett, you got blindsided by the game format. How did that feel?

SCARLETT: I blame everybody on my team except for Noah and Dawn. We weren't told about the new voting format. If we were, I wouldn't be in a straitjacket.

SAM: Good point.

GEOFF: Thanks for your imput, Sam. Now then, Lindsay, you formed an alliance with Cameron, Jo, Anne Maria, and Sierra. Jo ultimately ruined the alliance by convincing Cameron and Anne Maria to go for you sending you here in a five-three vote. How does that make you feel?

LINDSAY: Wait. Jo got me out. I thought it was Duncan.

DAVE: Nope. Jo totally got you good.

LINDSAY: Wow.

BRODY: And then for Brick. Topher lost the challenge for you guys and here you sit.

BRICK: Topher and I don't get along, as much as I had hope. He is smarter than he lets on and I have to give him credit for that.

GEOFF: Since there hasn't been anything drastic besides your eliminations, who do each of you think will win? Lindsay?

LINDSAY: I totally think Sierra has a chance. She is a super fan, and I mean a super fan. She knows what goes on and when. Plus, she has good sportsmanship.

BRODY: How about you, Brick?

BRICK: As much as I hate to say it, I have to say Topher will win. He has Amy and Anne Maria fighting over him like wolves on a steak. Unless somebody gets out Toph out soon, he wins.

BRODY: Mrs. Lector?

SCARLETT: Is that supposed to be a bad attempt at a reference?

BRODY: Not a bad attempt.

SCARLETT: Well, it was. Anyways, Duncan totally has my vote to win. He is biding his time. He's like a bomb, slowly counting down before he explodes. And when he does, everybody is going to suffer.

DAVE: That's a disturbing image.

GEOFF: Now then, we will get to each peanut gallery member on a contestant that they would like to talk about. How about we let-

The lights start to flicker.

GEOFF: Oh, come on! Brody, you take over.

BRODY: Righteo, Geoff.

Geoff left the stage.

BRODY: Lets see... let us start with you, Jasmine. Which contestant do you want to talk about?

JASMINE: Definitely Shawn. He is playing a good game. Nobody is talking about eliminating him, everybody is on good terms with him. As long as he keeps winning those challenges, he will make it to the end.

ALEJANDRO: I disagree with Jasmine. I do agree that Shawn is doing a good game, but there are others who are playing it better. Take Jo, she made two blindsides already, one with Sky and the other with Lindsay. If she can follow the crowd up until the merge, she will win.

BRODY: Any agree? Yes, Zoey?

ZOEY: I don't agree with Alejandro. Only a few finalists have played like Jo. I think Cameron has a shot of taking it. He is friends with everyone and a team player. Once the merge hits, he will go under the radar for the rest of the game giving him a good chance to win.

BRODY: Samey, Cody, want to chip in here? Samey, what do you think about your sister's chances of winning? By the way, your mom told me that you have to talk about your sister.

SAMEY: Ugh. Why do I have to do her?

BRODY: Because your mom said.

SAMEY: Fine. Amy won't win. She invested too much of her time with that backstabbing son of a-

BRODY: Woah, woah, woah. We don't want anybody to get bleeped, Samey. Ratings will go down.

ALEJANDRO: Only the contestants get to be bleeped.

CODY: As for me, I have to go with what Lindsay said and root for Sierra. She helped me out a lot in the World Tour, so I have her back for this entire season.

BRODY: Righteous.

SAM: Come on guys, this is a game. And who is playing the best game is Topher. He surrounds himself with a lot of people and they just do his bidding. He is totally playing the game to a great level. I would totally vote for him if I could.

DAVE: Sam, Topher is playing a good game, no doubt. But he is playing too good of a game. I say that the person who can win this is Noah. The dude is a genius and nobody is thinking about getting him out!

BRODY: Wicked point, Dave.

Geoff runs back on stage, grumbling.

GEOFF: We had a contract.

BRODY: Ooh, another one fell victim to the Big Flusheroo?

GEOFF: Yeah, man. Sucks. But the folks at home won't know who she or he is until the episode comes out.

SCARLETT: Wait, we aren't live?

GEOFF: (whispering We have to give off that impression to our faithful viewers.

SCARLETT: Isn't that *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

BRODY: Woah. She just got bleeped three times.

GEOFF: She did not. Our bleeper will continue to bleep Scarlett until the show is done.

ZOEY: Why in the world would you do that?

GEOFF: Why not?

SCARLETT: *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep*!

BRODY: I think some of them were really bleeps.

GEOFF: I know. This is the first season where I found out we actually did have the bleep button. We should totally do something like this for our next episode!

DAVE: How about we don't do that.

JASMINE: It is getting a bit annoying.

GEOFF: Fine.

Geoff signals to an intern to stop pressing a button.

GEOFF: Is everybody happy now?

LINDSAY: My ears keeps on bleeping.

BRICK: I've heard worse.

GEOFF: Okay. Think that wraps things up?

BRODY: Totally.

GEOFF: Sweet. Tune in next time where the next three rejects come to us live as we do the next aftermath show of Total! Drama! Wildclaw Island!