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'''The fourteen castmates must retrieve "alien" eggs, then return them to the trailers without being caught by Mama Alien. However, finding the eggs is made quite difficult thanks to two people's relationship and the alien's paintball skills. It's a race through a dark maze of alien slime, ending with two winners and two castmates who will not be making it out of this episode's elimination.'''

Plot
The episode opens up with the fourteen castmates are eating breakfast when Chris McLean comes in and explains the day's challenge. Chris says the challenge is to find alien eggs based on the science fiction film "Alien Chunks," then bring them back to the trailers. He also says Chef Hatchet will be playing the role of Mama Alien and will be hunting the cast down. Trent, meanwhile, is having trouble with his relationship with Gwen as she and Duncan happily chat about alien movies. Owen is having some digestive problems after eating the sawdust and foam core prop food from the previous challenge, leading him to choose to eat prunes for breakfast rather than pancakes which shocks everyone. The castmates are then sent into a sci-fi set and split into groups. Gwen and Trent partner with Duncan and DJ. Bridgette and Geoff tried to follow them but Duncan told the two of them that they are on their own due to their constant kissing always being caught first in this sort of movie. While Justin, Lindsay, Beth, and Leshawna partner up, Heather, Owen, Izzy, and Harold are the last to be grouped together.

The teams all split and search for the eggs, but they freak out because Bridgette and Geoff are making too much noise while making out. Meanwhile, Chef Hatchet, dressed as an alien, is hunting them with a paintball gun filled with green paint (alien slime). Chef begins his attack on one group and Harold is shot and eliminated first. Owen then feels a major amount of gas come up and begs Chef to eliminate him so he can go to the bathroom, to which Chef agrees. Izzy stays behind to hold off Chef while Heather makes a run for it. Chef and Izzy cast aside their little guns and fight with large paint cannons. Though Izzy fights hard, Chef eventually defeats her.

Heather is looking around when Chef ambushes and chases her (angry that she put laxatives in his food last season). Heather is shot and her wig falls off and through the holes in the floor. Heather becomes upset that her precious wig is lost forever. Geoff and Bridgette meanwhile, are so busy making out that they don't notice Chef sneaking up on them. They attempt to run, but are easily eliminated. In another part of the set, Justin, Beth, Lindsay and Leshawna wander into a room, where Chef traps them and dumps a truck load of slime on them through the pipes and eliminates all four of them at once.

Duncan, Gwen, Trent, and DJ find the eggs and prepare to make a run for it; but Chef attacks and DJ is shot. Duncan, Gwen, and Trent make it out of the room with the eggs, but Chris (playing the role of the military) drops some slime bombs on them. Trent and Gwen take cover, but Duncan is hit and eliminated. Trent then runs for the last surviving egg, but sees Gwen's lucky necklace about to fall in a sewer.

After much thought, he saves the necklace just in time, which makes Gwen happy, but Gwen decides to give the necklace to Trent because she thinks it will give him luck, leaving Duncan angrily calling him a girl and Trent giving him a mean glare. Trent luckily spots a hidden alien egg and he and Gwen are still able to win the challenge. Both are happy until Chris explains that they will be playing against each other this season.

Chris then says there will be an elimination ceremony and two people will be kicked off, because it's Tuesday, a joke which none of the castmates find funny. At the elimination ceremony, the castmates cast their votes with voting devices. The Gilded Chris went to Trent, Gwen, Harold, Duncan, E-Scope, Lindsay, Justin, Beth, Owen, DJ, Heather, and Leshawna. Bridgette and Geoff are voted off in a double elimination for making out the whole time. The couple questions why they were eliminated while contestants in the confessional talk about their constant making out. They continue to make out as they walk to the Lame-o-sine, to everyone else's disgust.

Quotes
Duncan: Are you gonna do that every time? Chris: Yes. Yes, I will. Duncan: Alright, then. Chris: It's... in the mail. (Chef frowns) Harold: Does it hurt? Izzy: Only when I hiccup. (hiccups, receives a minor shock) Ow. Chris: Thanks! Take that! (presses a button and steam comes out of a pipe) Harold: I see the way Leshawna looks at me, like she's undressing me with her eyes. Lindsay: That is so deep! Izzy: Ahem. It's "Kaleidoscope." "E-Scope" for short. Owen: (afraid, salutes) Yes sir, "E-Scope," sir! Geoff and Bridgette: (continuing to make out, oblivious to the fact that someone's there) Owen: I'm thinking that's a no. Justin: Which way do we go? Lindsay: North is nice, but east is least. West is best! Leshawna: Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to. Owen: Uh, it's hard to say. Um, does being "with you" imply some sort of an alliance? Izzy: 'Cause we don't like you. Heather: Okay, okay. Forget being with me. Who's willing to walk beside me, in mutual pursuit of our goals with no commitment of any kind? Owen: I can agree to that. Harold: Count me in. Harold: (in the confessional) I may not be the best-looking guy, or the best dressed, or the most buff, but I get my butt kicked a lot; so my senses are totally heightened. I can sense when something's coming. Nothing gets by me. Chef: (taps Harold on the shoulder) Say hello to eternity. (shoots him with the paintball gun) Chef: (pauses for a moment before shooting Owen) Owen: Oh thank you! Ha-ho! Thank you! (stars running past others, farting with each step) Make way! Coming through! Geoff: (is making out with Bridgette when Owen runs and farts pass them, causing Bridgette to fall to the ground by being overwhelmed by the smell) Chef: Who're you calling a cook?! Chef: (chasing Heather) This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! (shoots her with the paintball gun and her wig falls off) Justin: (sarcastic tone) Ah-heh. If we knew, we wouldn't be lost. Lindsay: You are so smart, Justin. And gorgeous! Leshawna: What a knock-out! Beth: Totally gorgeous! Beth: (enchanted at the sight of Justin) Looks even better! Duncan: (coughs) Girl. Lindsay and Beth: (hug Justin) Yay! (Lindsay is then hit on the head with a Gilded Chris and is knocked out. Beth and Justin catch their Gilded Chris' with Justin looking excited) Duncan: "Liked" being the operative word. Lindsay: (holding up three fingers) Two words: Bridgette and Geoff! DJ: At least they'll have each other. Bridgette and Geoff: (they make out to the continued disbelief of the other cast members) Duncan: Get a room, already! Lindsay: The cutest couple ever! Owen: (off-screen) Thank you! Chris: Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Total! Drama! Action!
 * Duncan: (referring to Bridgette and Geoff) Keep the line moving, love birds! (They move to the back of the line.)
 * Owen: No eggs and bacon for me Chef, I think I'll just have this nice bowl of prunes. (everyone gasps)
 * Owen: (in the confessional) My, uh, plumbing's been clogged ever since I ate all those fake food props. Pressure build-up's killing me! (constipating) C'mon colon! Don't fail me now! (releases a minor fart) Oh! I hear bells!
 * Chris: Welcome to Day two of Total, Drama, Action! (claps film slate)
 * Chef: Yo Chris! Where's my pay check at?
 * Izzy: Hey, follow me! I know aliens. Uh-huh. I've been abducted loads of times. There's a tracking device in my neck. See?
 * Leshawna: Can you feel that? It's like there's something in there is cold as ice. With no soul.
 * Beth: (in the confessional with Lindsay) Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn't mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says "You can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice."
 * Owen: (farts) Ah Yes! First one. Smell it.
 * Owen: Don't worry Izzy, I'll protect you. (puts arm around Izzy only for Izzy to throw Owen over her head)
 * Duncan: (sees Geoff and Bridgette making out during the challenge, rolls eyes) Ah, nice. Don't you two ever get sick of sucking face?
 * Heather: Let's get out of here!
 * Duncan: (in the confessional after rejecting Geoff and Bridgette's proposal to walk with his group to the boiler room) In any alien flick, the kissing couple's always the first to go. There's no way Romeo and Juliet are are going to ruin my chances at a million big ones. Uh-uh.
 * Heather: Everyone, snap out of it! If we don't play it together, we are going to lose this challenge. Now who is with me?
 * Harold: (after Chef has fallen to the ground loudly directly behind him) Did anyone else hear that?!
 * Owen: (bowel movement noise) Ah! It's time! (runs over to Alien Chef) Take me out, I beg you! It's an emergency!!
 * Izzy: If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, haha, I can handle a bald, emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume!
 * Chef: (seeing Geoff and Bridgette kiss) I once knew a love like that.
 * Heather: My wig! (tries to grab her wig, but it falls into the storm drain before she could catch it.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (looks at the camera.) Don't look at me!
 * Heather: (in the confessional) Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything! Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine. (drinks Burmese medicine) BAH! Loser shaman! (throws away mug)
 * Lindsay: Um, how did we get here?
 * Justin: (covered in slime) Ooo, feels so good.
 * Beth: (in the confessional) You know what, models are people too! We stare at them, but they've got feelings just like the rest of us. They've got hopes and dreams. (gets all giddy) My dream is to marry Justin! My mom says if I concentrate really hard, one day all of my dreams will come true!
 * Trent: (in the confessional) Duncan is always acting like such a tough guy. "Ooo, you got a mohawk." "Oh, you're so tough, bud." Yeah, hairspray's really manly. I love seeing Gwen stick it to Duncan. She's so awesome, I'd do anything for her.
 * Gwen: (in the confessional) I know this is going to sound really girly, but I was seriously touched when Trent chose my necklace over the egg. Most guys would've gone for the win.
 * Gwen: Thanks for saving my necklace. (puts necklace on Trent) I want you to have it... for luck. It suits you.
 * Chris: After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling Gilded Chris ceremony yet-- (the cast gasps) Yes, you heard me. I said, "Two!" I'm liking the twos today. Must be Tuesday. (cricket noise) Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show.
 * Chris: It's time to cast your votes. Under your seats you'll find your voting devices. Just press the button of the person you want voted off. Oh, and no peeking! Or it's "Nyah-nyah Nyah-nyah-nyah, hey-hey-hey, good bye!" He-Ha-Ha!
 * Chris: Lindsay, Justin, Beth, are also safe.
 * Bridgette: (after being voted off with Geoff) But... but I thought everyone liked us!
 * Duncan: (in the confessional) I know exactly who's gonna get it, this week! (makes kissing noises)
 * Chris: (to Geoff and Bridgette) Any final words?
 * Chris: Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever respond to her actual name? Will Owen finally get some lunch?

Trivia

 * Running Gag: Chef demanding Chris for his paycheck.
 * Title References: This episode is a parody of the "Alien" film series. Chef's role as 'Mama Alien' is a parody of the Alien Queen, from "Aliens," the second film in the series. The title specifically parodies the name of the fourth Alien movie, Alien Resurrection.
 * Also, after Chef shoots Izzy with the paintball gun, and after Chef thinks she's died, he says "I thought you were dead," to which Izzy responds "Yeah, I get that a lot." Raymond Cruz and Sigourney Weaver had the same exchange in Alien Resurrection.
 * This episode features several significant factors dealing with the number 2.
 * This is the second episode of the second season.
 * There are two winners in the challenge.
 * There are two contestants eliminated.
 * This is even mentioned by Chris towards the end when he says, "I'm liking the two's today. Must be Tuesday."
 * The four temporary alliances formed in this episode are:
 * Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Justin.
 * Gwen, Duncan, DJ, and Trent.
 * Geoff and Bridgette.
 * Geoff and Bridgette attempted to join the group of Gwen, Duncan, DJ, and Trent, but Duncan refused to let them do so due to their constant making-out.
 * Owen, Heather, Izzy, and Harold.
 * The order in which the castmates were slimed were:
 * Harold
 * Owen (sacrificed himself due to having to go to the bathroom.)
 * Izzy, after a brief battle with Chef.
 * Geoff and Bridgette, simultaneously, while making out.
 * Heather
 * Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Justin simultaneously (slimed after being lured into an empty room and locked in.)
 * DJ (right after he and his teammates found the alien eggs.)
 * Duncan (after he, Gwen, and Trent made it out of the ship, and Chris dropped two slime bombs onto them.)
 * Gwen and Trent were never slimed, thus winning the challenge together.
 * In this episode, when Trent saves Gwen's necklace and gives it back to her instead of getting the egg, Gwen says in confessional that it was so sweet, and that most guys would've gone for the win. Then, Duncan said, "Personally, I would've gone for the win." He says this even though during the Total Drama Island special, when he sprains his ankle and Courtney leaves him, he's upset and even threatens her later on in the episode.
 * Although Duncan could be just as selfish as Courtney can be when a win is on the line.
 * This episode marks the first double elimination of the entire Total Drama series. They have happened later in Top Dog, Jamaica Me Sweat, Chinese Fake-Out, and Hawaiian Punch.
 * However, this is the only time when both people eliminated are voted out voluntarily, as:
 * In Top Dog, Owen was fired, not voted out.
 * In Jamaica Me Sweat, Izzy was removed by the military.
 * In Chinese Fake-Out, either Courtney or Blaineley might have stayed had Chris not had budget problems.
 * In Hawaiian Punch, Alejandro was automatically eliminated when Heather won.
 * This episode is the first in which sound effects are used during the opening intro.
 * Even though Chris McLean said that the two winners would pick the teams in the beginning of the show, Gwen and Trent were shocked to learn that they would pick their own teams and compete against each other.
 * Of course Gwen and Trent could have thought that they could choose the teams in a way that could get them on a same team.
 * This is the first time there is a real conflict between Duncan and Trent.
 * Duncan states that the kissing couple is always the first to go in any alien flick. However, Geoff and Bridgette were not the first to be taken out of the challenge. Chef shot Harold, Owen, and Izzy before them.
 * The final Gilded Chris Award went to Leshawna in this episode.
 * This is the first time in the entire series where Leshawna has gotten the final safety symbol.
 * This would be the also be the first of two times in which Leshawna gets a final Gilded Chris Award.
 * Chef's line of "You call that a paintball gun? This is a paintball gun!" is a spoof to the line, "You call that a knife? This is a knife." said by Paul Hogan in the 1986 movie Crocodile Dundee.
 * This is the first episode in the Total Drama series where Chris is heard singing.
 * The lyrics Chris was singing is believed to be Kiss Him Goodbye by the band Steam.
 * This is the only episode so far where the Gilded Chris Award has not been identified as foil-covered chocolate, as it smacks Lindsay on the head with a metallic-sounding clang impact effect. Since future episodes have mentioned that the awards are made of chocolate (including Izzy in The Aftermath: I, who only got a Gilded Chris in this episode at this time), this may have been a simple continuity error, a one-time gag, or because of that, he had to replace the metal ones for chocolate ones in gold foil.
 * The way Bridgette and Geoff are eliminated before the teams and were technically not on any team is very similar to Survivor's tenth season, where two people were not placed on a team and eliminated instead.
 * Coincidentally, while a certain couple won invincibility, another couple got voted off.
 * In this episode, Beth reveals that she had braces for eight years.
 * This episode features what is currently the only first elimination of a season in which a female (Bridgette) is eliminated, as in Total Drama Island and Total Drama World Tour, a male is the first eliminated.
 * This is the last episode to feature Geoff as a contestant. After this, he only appears in all of the aftermaths.

Goofs

 * When Beth finds Bridgette and Geoff making out, Bridgette is missing a bang.
 * In the trailer and images on Teletoon, the Gilded Chris Awards have a black base. However, in this episode (and future episodes), there is no base; just a golden statue.
 * Even though Gwen is wearing her lucky necklace, it is never seen on her neck except for when she shows it in the confession booth.
 * In this episode, Lindsay got knocked out by the Gilded Chris and it made a metal clanging sound. In future episodes, however, they are shown to be chocolate.
 * When Heather is running from Chef, there are highlights in her wig.
 * When Duncan and Trent are getting food from the line, and Trent gives it to Gwen, the toast is burnt, but when they're discussing alien movies, it does not appear to be burnt.
 * When everyone hears the kissing noises, Trent and Gwen didn't have the GPS devices. But when Duncan talks to Gwen and Trent, they are suddenly holding the devices.
 * When Gwen is in the confessional, she says that she came in second place last year. This is impossible because there was a two day break in between Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action, and both occur in the summer.
 * When Chef has the Gilded Chris Awards in his hands, only eleven are seen. But there are supposed to be twelve Gilded Chris Awards, unless he got one more off-screen.
 * On the screen of the Voting Devices at the elimination ceremony, both Beth and Bridgette's heads are missing their ponytails.
 * At the elimination ceremony, Chris says that if anyone peeks at someone else's vote, they are automatically eliminated. However, there are occasions later on in the season when someone does this, and yet they are not eliminated.
 * In the United Kingdom, Gwen's confessional says that she placed first, however Owen won Total Drama Island in the UK.