User blog:Bigez620/Generic TDAS Prediction Blog

Okay. THAT'S ALL, FOLKS.
 * Duncan is going to make it past the merge. Let's face it, it's gonna happen.
 * Someone's head is going to be shaved.
 * Sierra's going to fall in love with one of Mike's personas. Or Mike himself, because he is literally a recolored Cody.
 * Ezekiel's gonna be tortured some more. And will be in all 13 episodes.
 * Chris and Chef are going to have their first child named Chref.
 * Zoey will be annoying.
 * Mike and Zoey's relationship will be annoying.
 * Cameron will be annoying.
 * Owen's going to debut.
 * Alejandro's new voice actor won't make his character any more interesting.
 * Someone's going either be killed, burnt, or mutated as a result of karma.
 * The Flush of Shame won't be an even bigger decline in the "of Shame" category.
 * The past four seasons of Heather's development is going to be completely forgotten as if she had not developed at all.
 * Gwen's going to get beat up some more.
 * Courtney's going to beat up Gwen some more.
 * SPOILER: This season won't be as good as Island.
 * SPOILER: This season will be better than Revenge of the Island.
 * Sam will have no purpose in being in this season.
 * Sam was only included as an excuse to give Brian Froud a paycheck.
 * Leshawna will be in The Bold and the Booty-ful.
 * Chef will only have an actual part in one episode. Maybe half, tops.
 * Oh yeah, Lindsay's in this season.
 * Mike defeating his alternate personas will never be mentioned again. TD isn't good with continuity. Just like how Gwen was randomly mad at Trent in No Pain, No Game. What was even up with that?
 * Oh yeah, Jo's in this season.
 * Laurie Elliot will write more terrible episodes.
 * Alex Gantonokomosonos will write more hit or miss episodes.
 * Terry McGurrin will write more glorious episodes.
 * Lightning will continue to mistake Jo's gender.
 * An episode will reveal Jo to be a man when her shirt is accidentally removed.
 * Dakota will still be a mutant which makes me hate the world.
 * All of the cast will appear in the final episode, but Cody, Tyler, Ezekiel, B, Justin, Trent, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Noah, Izzy, Staci, Dawn, Geoff, Bridgette, and others won't have a single line.
 * Sam isn't an All Star.
 * Cameron will be awful per usual.
 * Cameron will be ugly per usual.
 * Cameron will be A HORRIBLY WRITTEN CHARACTER PER USUAL.
 * Zoey and Mike will take it to the next level by holding hands.
 * LOVE TRIANGLE!!!!111
 * Duncan will hog screentime.
 * Scott will be a horrible antagonist.
 * Oh yeah, Lindsay's in it.
 * A veteran and newbie will face off in the final episode.
 * Lightning's hair won't be white.
 * Cameron winning will never be mentioned.
 * Why is Sam even here?
 * Gwen's a villain while Courtney's a hero, so unless they make a team swap, I am utterly lost as to how this works.
 * Alejandro will try to get some Heather poon.
 * Heather will deny some Alejandro foofoodilly.
 * Sam will be in the final five as an excuse to label him as an all star.
 * Chris will become mentally unstable.
 * The winner won't get the million dollars.
 * Cartoon Network will randomly censor material that they would show in any other series.
 * Teletoon will air this in 2017.
 * Lindsay will forget Tyler exists.
 * Interns will die.
 * The island won't be fun since it's been in LIKE EIGHTEEN SEASONS. WHERE'S THE FILM LOT, HUH?
 * What's a Pahkitew?
 * The animation will improve but the actions will be even more cartoony.
 * Australia will leak all the episodes before it even airs.
 * The veterans will realize how terrible the newbies are.