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If you have weird friends put this on your profile 

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile 

If you have misspelled or have forgotten how to spell a word under four letters...put this on your profile 

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, put this on your profile 

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, put this on your profile 

'''If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, put this on your profile! '''

If you have ever tripped over you own feet, put this on your profile (I was once just standing in my room; and I just...fell) 

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, put this on your profile 

'''92 percent of American Teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Put this on your profile if your part of the 8 percent that would laughing their butss off '''

'''98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, put this on your profile. '''

'''If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, put this on your profile. '''

'''If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile. '''

'''If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile. '''

'''I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. (Um... no, but what the heck. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If your random and proud of it, put this on your profile! '''

'''If you have ever burst out laughing for absolutely no reason at all, put this on your profile. '''

'''If you have ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile. ( I was pulling my friend into a place; and i ran into the door) '''

'''If you have ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this on your profile! '''

'''If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your butt off, put this on your profile. (I stood up and a soccer ball from like 15 yards away and it hit me in the head and I burt out laughing!!) '''

'''If you think that living life completely without computers is useless, then copy and paste this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible paste this on your profile. '''

'''If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile. '''

'''If you had ever attempted to put your hair behind your ears but ended up poking yourself in the eyes, this put this on your profile. '''

'''If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes or more, place this on your profile. '''

'''If you have your own little world, copy this on your profile. ( I can lock my door and sit on my bed and then after what seem like 5 minutes, acctually an hour, I hear banging on the door) '''

'''If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. '''

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile 

'''If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! '''

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile 

'''If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile. '''

'''If you are against underage drinking copy and paste this on your profile. '''

'''If you like filling your profile with "copy this into your profile" thingys, then copy this into your profile. '''

'''If you ever wondered who made up all the "copy this into your profile" thingies then copy this into your profile. '''

'''If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (They put a time limit on my computer!) '''

'''If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile. '''

'''If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. '''

'''If you're still reading this profile, you ROCK! Show the world I approve and put this on your profile. '''

'''If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. '''

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile 

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile 

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile (I scare myself sometimes) 

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 

'''If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. '''

'''If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! '''

'''If you aren't me, paste this on your profile. '''

'''Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. '''

'''If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. '''

'''If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. '''

'''If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. '''

'''If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile. '''

'''If you know that Barney is evil and should die, copy and paste this on your page! '''

I c a n s t i l l r e a d t h i s i f y o u c a n c o p y a n d p a s t e t h i s o n y o u r p o r f i l e. 

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs.Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.(that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

'''On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?'''

'''On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)'''

'''On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion).'''

'''On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!'''

'''On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)'''

'''On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)'''

'''On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)'''

'''On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)'''

'''On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)'''

'''On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)'''

'''On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)'''

'''On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)'''

'''On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)'''

'''On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)'''

'I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.'

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

'''Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did '''

If you were soooooo ticked off at Harold when he switched the votes to vote off Courtney, just to get back at Duncan, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love FanFiction or YouTube, copy and paste this onto your profile

IF YOU ARE OBSESSED OVER TDI, COPY AND PASTE INTO PROFILE

If you are a TREE HUGGER AND PROUD OF IT put this in your profile!

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

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If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

'''Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile'''

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle

'''If you go to an your own little world to escape the bad things in life, even for a moment, copy and paste this on your profile. (Again, I scare myself sometimes)'''

'''If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (I was listening to my teacher and then I was thinking, "what would happen if I fell off this chair?" So.....I flipped it backwards.)'''

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

'''If If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (Katie: KK, Joe: Connoli, Alex: Metal, ME:Dots)'''

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

 Hey you! I know you're just dying to do this!! '

'''1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Cole'''

'''2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? YELLOW!'''

'''3. Your first initial? D'''

'''4. Your month of birth? September'''

'''5. Which color do you like more, black or white? '''White

'''6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lauren "Lo"'''

'''7. Your favorite number? 9'''

'''8. Do you like California or Florida more? California'''

'''9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? '''Ocean.

'''10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Cole or Carson liking me...'''

'''Are you done? Yeah.'''

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

'''1. You are completely in love with this person. (ALREADY KNEW THAT)'''

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you 

'''Love. '''

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are 

'''Down. (YEAH!)'''

3. If you’re initial is:

'''A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (so true)'''

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to 

'''Blossom. '''

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you 

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but 

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life 

'''Changing experience for the good. (Hope so...)'''

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your 

'''Soul mate. '''

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time 

'''But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. '''

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do 

'''Anything for you, but you may not realize it. _)'''

'''6. This person is your best friend. We're more of a Bridgette-Gwen-LeShawna '''(with our other friend Claire, I CALL BRIDGETTE!)

'''7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (OCD 4 #9)'''

8. If you choose...California: You like adventure.(True dat.) Florida: You are a laid back person.

'''9. If you choose...Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (how did you know?)'''

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!'

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

'The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." '

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money? 

The old lady replied: You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear. 

'Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. '

'The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. '

'Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. '

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. '

'But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." '

'His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'

'My heart nearly stopped. '

'The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." '

'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't'

'forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." '

'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. '

'I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll? '

'"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for'

'the doll and even some spare money. '

'The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" '

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

'mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! '

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. 

'"My mommy loves white roses." '

'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. '

'I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. '

'Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. '

'The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? '

'Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. '

'I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. '

'She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. '

'I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister'

'is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.'

Now you have 2 choices: '

1) Repost this message. 

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart'

Oh, that was soo sad! I'm crying! Read it Please!!

 YOUR REAL NAME: ?? Dorothy'

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) 

Dorizzle?

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): 

Yellow Cat (or dolphin)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): 

Anna Bryn Mawr

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): 

Meadoker

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): 

Green Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name): 

Oanalrr (?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): 

Parker

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): 

Black Ginny

''' Pop quiz time! '''

 RULES: 

'''1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.5. Put this in your profile.'''

1. What would you say about your Boyfriend/Crush?

You Belong with me (again) (Cole or Carson?)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

Talk

3. Your teacher is...

(Don't know)

4. What is written on your blackboard?

Graduation (black/corkboard, with pix of grad from 4th grade)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?

Let's Get CRAZY

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

Hey Jude

7. How do you feel right now?

Fire Burning

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Thanks for All The Memories

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

Mr. Brightside (Hallucinate)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

You Belong with Me (I wear T-shirts/sneakers!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

Come Together!

12. If you had to write a FanFic right now, what would it be called?

Gravity

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

I DONT SING IN CROWDS

14. Your life's theme song?

Everlong!

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

I Gotta Feeling

16. If you had to go and jump of a building, what would your last words be?

D.O.A.!

17. Your motto is...

Party in the USA!

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

Technology Song

19. What did you dream about tonight?

Best of You (FOO) 20. Any last words? (With *SOMEONE* next to) I love you! I always have and I will until, well, like now when I die.

~24 things to do in an elevator!~ 

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

''3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" ''

''4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. ''

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

''7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. ''

''8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. ''

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

''11. Meow occasionally. ''

''12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.''

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

''14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.''

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

''17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.''

''18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.''

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

''22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. ''

''23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. ''

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

'''Me, I would do any of this, but only with friends! ("Lo")'''

 YOUR GUY SIDE: 

'''You love hoodies.You love jeans. '''

dogs are better than cats '''It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I get hurt.)You've played with/against boys on a team.'''

'''Shopping is torture. (You have NO IDEA how true this statement is.)''' Sad movies suck ( I can't stop thinking about them for a week!)You own/ed an X-Box.Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps.You like going to high school football games. (Thats like, my Friday night thing!) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

You love to play fight (So AWESOME to play fight! People don't hold back! It's awesome! I always try to pick a fight!)

TOTAL: 19

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner. '''You wear the color pink. (Only because it brings out what little of a tan I have)'''

Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I bite my nails!) You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe'''. (NEVER)''' Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance. (Still am, love dance!)'

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.''' You smile a lot more than you should.You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. '''(that doesn't mean I wear them!)

You care about what you look like. (so-so)

You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.  (Hate it)

You love the movies. '''Used to play with dolls as little kid. Barbie stuff Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.'''Like being the star of every thing (NO WAY MAN)

Total: 8