User blog comment:ArtDraw12/Total Drama Horror - Episode 1/@comment-5231983-20161222015225

Noah: Smart move, honey.

god I hate him, even in your story. I can't believe I share the same ethnicity as him ugh.

Anyway, I'm going with A simply because of the hints given. I don't think it would be smart of us to check the shower bars since we could die in the process, well...faster than we would with the meat. So yeah, A.