User:Rainbowderp01/Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Egypt. Land of pyramids, land of hot, land of sweaty. Our contestants had loads of fun on the run in the sun. And they still managed to find time to dust a dog, chat up a camel, feed the crocs, and whack a bird. Showing the style on the Nile, Team Amazon managed to pull off a win. Zeke found a way to lose, un-lose, and lose again. And as the sun began to set on the sandy... sands of Egypt, we found out what happens when someone refuses to get along and sing a song. This week, who's gonna sing, who's gonna dance? Who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance at one. Million. Dollars? Welcome to Total. Drama.

[Chris]

World Tour!

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[ Theme song ]

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Owen: Ah! I'm too young to die!

Noah: Stop sweating, lunchbox. Air travel is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a death trap.

[crash]

Noah: This one, for example!

[all screaming]

Leshawna: This is not the way Leshawna is leaving this world! Ah!

Alejandro: Such beauty will not fall through giant airplane holes on my watch.

Owen: [screaming]

Harold: I could've done that. I just prefer to leave the ladies wanting more.

DJ: She wants more, all right. More Alejandro.

Harold: Ha. DJ, you know nothing about women.

Leshawna: You can put me down now. I mean, if you wanted. Or not. Your choice. Because this is nice.

DJ: Mm-hmm. Nothing.

Owen: Not that this isn't fascinating and all, but [screams] Help! My butt is being sucked out of a plane!

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Courtney: [slurping] I happen to like winning and being in first class, which happens to make me an ideal leader.

Gwen: If our team needed one, which we don't, because we're winning.

Courtney: And I have plans to keep it that way. So think about me as leader.

Heather: You're like, not the only person on the team, Courtney. There is my friend Sierra to consider.

Sierra: [sighs] [sniffs]

Courtney: Um, your friend is going through Cody's stuff like a starving raccoon goes through a dumpster.

Gwen: I think his shoelace just went up her nose.

Sierra: [gags]

Heather: Are there more barf bags around?

Chris: [over PA] This is your captain speaking. It's time for everyone to join me in the common area. And I mean everyone!

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Chris: Welcome to today's challenge. It's--

Harold: Is it a reward or elimination challenge?

Chris: Good question, Harold. And... like I'm gonna tell ya.

Tyler: [hushed] Two of us got booted out last time. So today has reward written all over it.

Lindsay: I could use a reward. Oh, I hope it's candy. Or a whole bunch of shoes! Or shoes made of candy!

Chris: And I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent, because we are about to land in... Japan!

Chef: Hai!

Harold: Gosh, you guys. That's totally a Chinese outfit.

Chris: Thank you, Harold. Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing--

Harold: It's just, you really think you'd work harder to get it right.

Chris: Harold. Anyone who doesn't sing is immediately disqualified.

Harold: Your cultural insensitivity is just... gosh. I mean, gosh!

[slicing]

[everyone screams]

Chris: Or we could've just landed the plane!

Chef: Nah, too boring!

[screaming]

[musical ding]

Noah: Seriously? I mean, seriously?

Chris: [through megaphone] Sing, and I might think about saving your musical buttocks! Maybe you'll try harder this time! Eh?

[Courtney]

We're singing as we're falling

[Heather]

Well, some are cannonballing.

Izzy: Yeah!

[Alejandro]

Our lives begin to flash before our eyes

[Noah and Owen]

We might just go kablooey!

[Harold and Tyler]

Get smushed and become chewy

[DJ, Leshawna, Bridgette, Tyler, Harold, Cody, Gwen, Sierra, and Lindsay]

'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die

Leshawna: Billionairess!

Cody: Billiards champion!

DJ: Make it home to see my mama!

Sierra: Marry Cody!

Bridgette: Catch a barrel!

Lindsay: Be an actress in a drama!

Courtney: Corporate lawyer.

Gwen: Prom destroyer!

Harold: Be a ninja with throwing stars!

Alejandro: Lion tamer!

Owen: New food namer!

Tyler: Repairman for the parallel bars!

[Noah]

But first we must cease dropping

Our goal here would be stopping

[Izzy]

Before we smash into the ground from the sky

[DJ]

Flat into little pieces

[Harold]

Heads merged with our feetses

[Leshawna]

That would really suck and here's why

[Bridgette]

We'd like to keep on living

[Alejandro]

So Chris, we hope you're giving

Sierra: Some wings!

Courtney: A jetpack!

Gwen: A rift in time!

Heather: Parachute!

Noah: Waterbed!

Tyler: A trampoline!

Izzy: Springy shoes!

Alejandro: Rocket boots!

Lindsay: Flying squirrel!

Leshawna: Bubble bath!

Lindsay: I change to bubbles too!

DJ: Mama!

Owen: Pizza! No!

[Owen]

Chips and some dip will do

[All]

'Cause there's still so much to do before we die

Yeah, we said it

There's still so much to do

There's still so much to do

There's still so much to do before we die

Yeah!

[all scream]

Cody: [screams]

Harold: Japan! Yes! I know everything about this place.

Leshawna: What you know just sent us free-falling out of a plane!

Harold: But I went to Sensei Steve's Feudal Japanese Summer Camp.

Alejandro: Oh yeah? I speak Japanese too. Leshawna, hana no youni kirei.

Leshawna: How's that?

Alejandro: I said you are as beautiful as a flower.

Leshawna: [giggles]

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Chris: Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio. Bow down before Super Human Mega Pinball Smash!

Tyler: [gasps] I love Japanese game shows! Woohoo!

Harold: Sweet! My favorite is Human Ichi My Car Go-Go, where you have to throw a banana into a car window using a--

Tyler: Giant shrimp fork! Awesome!

[gong sounds]

Chris: Oh, look. My own personal geek gong. 'Kay. I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into these giant hamster balls. Then, your teammates are gonna beat you around the game board scoring points by bouncing you off bumpers and pubs. Most points wins. And I have a special local surprise for each of you to share your little ball-shaped paradise with. So teams, select a ball guy, or gal. Victory?

Leshawna: We choose DJ.

DJ: We do?

Chris: Coolio. Here's your pinball buddy.

DJ: A panda? No! Remember when I crumbled that mummy puppy in Egypt?

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[flashback]

DJ: Hey there, little buddy. Wish I had a biscuit to give you.

[crack, crumble]