User:Jaxswim/Lindsay (TDRR)



 Audition Tape "Like, hiii!" Lindsay is sitting on a lounge chair beside a pool. Sporting a bikini and designer sunglasses, she's the picture-perfect dumb blonde. "So, like, you should definitely pick me for Total Dharma Island! My friend Jolene told me aaaall about it and I am, like, SO into the Buddhist thing now!" She pulls up a statue of the Buddha. "Live prosper, right? Anyway, I don't want you thinking that's all there is to me. I'm more than just a cultured, attractive girl. I'm really smart, too! I'm already up to Pre-Algebra and my GPA is, like, a F. F for Fantastic! Oops, I think my camera's running out of battery. Make sure to pick me, Lindsay, for Total Dharma Island! You won't regret it!"

 Confessional "Ohhhh my God, this is, like, amazing! I can't believe I'm finally here! Total DRAMA Island! I've already made sooo many friends and some of the boys look like they've got their eyes on me... even though they won't look me in the eye. I wonder why that is? Anyway, the camp is great except for the cabins! Those are icky. And we all have to sleep together. Daddy wouldn't have this if I was having a sleepover, he'd make sure we'd all get our own rooms. Also, there's no lake view! What's up with THAT? But aside from that, the people are soo great! I love Omar and LaFawnda to death and we've only been here a few hours. I think I'm going to have a great time here... and hey, I've been checking out some of the guys. I'd be up--down? (confused look) for some Summertime romance. (winks and blows a kiss to the camera)"