Not So Happy Campers - Part 2

'''The two teams face their first competition: jumping off a thousand foot cliff into shark-infested waters and building a hot tub out of materials they find in crates at the base of the cliff. The first camper is voted off the island.'''

Recap
All of the campers are assembled at the top of the cliff, where Chris gives the first of their two challenges. They must jump off of a tall cliff into the lake. For every camper that completes the challenge, they receive a crate of supplies for the second part of their challenge: to build a hot tub. The team with the best hot tub gets to have a hot tub party that night, while the losing team must vote a camper off.

Bridgette thinks the challenge is fairly straightforward, but Chris reveals that their target is actually a smaller area inside the lake, as the rest of it is stocked with man-eating sharks.

The Killer Bass are up first, and Bridgette volunteers to go. She successfully completes the jump. Excited by her victory, Tyler jumps next, although he crashes into one of the buoys in the lake. Geoff, Eva, and Duncan then successfully complete their jumps. DJ, however, is afraid of heights and chickens out. Chris places a chicken hat on DJ and taunts him. Ezekiel and Harold complete their jumps, but Courtney refuses to jump. Chris tells her that this might cost her team the win, and they'll blame her for it, but Courtney accepts the risk, as she doesn't think nine members on the other team will jump. Only Sadie and Izzy are left, but Sadie begs Chris to let Katie join her team, as the two girls have never done anything apart from each other. Izzy offers to switch teams, and Chris allows it, placing Katie on the Killer Bass and Izzy on the Screaming Gophers. Katie and Sadie jump off the cliff together.

The Screaming Gophers are up next, and Chris offers them an incentive. If they can beat the Killer Bass's score, he'll give them pullcarts to carry their crates. Heather responds that she is not going to jump, as she'll get her hair wet on national TV. LeShawna argues with her, and the argument culminates when LeShawna throws Heather from the cliff to make her jump. LeShawna jumps after her, followed by Lindsay, Gwen, Cody, Izzy, and Justin. Justin lands outside of the safe area, but his looks charm the sharks and they carry him to shore.

Beth chickens out of jumping, while Trent and Noah jump. That leaves only Owen, who is not a strong swimmer. The Gophers are nervous, but Owen manages to jump off the cliff and earn the first win for his team.

The Gophers, with their pullcarts, happily sing as they walk back to camp, while the Bass are having trouble with their creates (not helped at all by Katie and Sadie having to take a bathroom break and end up with a rash because they squatted over poison ivy). Although Geoff and Courtney attempt to rally their team to win the challenge, the Gophers build a better hot tub and win the challenge.

At dinner, the Bass decide who to vote out. Duncan says that it should be Courtney or DJ, as they didn't jump off the cliff, and that's DJ's strength would be better to keep around. Courtney attempts to save herself, claiming that she was a C.I.T. (Counselor In Training) and tries to shift attention towards Tyler for no apparent reason. Duncan and Geoff, however, aren't interested. Ezekiel wonders why their team lost, as the Gophers had more girls on their team. Ezekiel claims that guys are stronger and better at sports than girls, which especially angers Eva and Bridgette. Geoff attempts to calm down the angry campers, but Ezekiel continues his misogynistic speak which angers every female teammate on the Killer Bass.

At the campfire ceremony, Chris has a plate of marshmallows and states that one camper will not receive one. That camper is eliminated and must leave. Chris then gives marshmallows to Geoff, Tyler, Katie, Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Sadie, Duncan, and Eva. The final two comes down to Courtney and Ezekiel. They both start to panic, and Chris gives the marshmallow to Courtney, leaving Ezekiel as the first camper voted out.

Back at camp, the Gophers are enjoying their hot tub party as the Bass walk by. Courtney declares to the camera that they might enjoy their party tonight, but she will win the competition and no one is going to stop her.

Quotes

 * Owen: (about the challenge) Don't sweat it, guys. I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first to make sure it's survivable. (Cuts to a flashback with Chris and Chef on top of the cliff) Chris: We need to test the stunts first. You know that. Chef: Do I look like an intern to you? Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. C'mon, just jump it, you big chicken. (makes chicken noises) Chef : (while putting goggles on) I don't get paid enough for this, man.


 * DJ: Uh-uh. No way, man. I'm not jumping. Chris: Scared of heights? DJ: Yeah. Ever since I was a kid. Chris: That's okay, big guy. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So, you'll have to wear this... (puts chicken hat on DJ) ...for the rest of the day. DJ: Aww, man. For real?! Chris: Bawk bawk bawk! That means, the chicken path down is that-a-way. Next! Ezekiel: (jumps) Yee-haw! (a big rock sticks out of the side of the cliff and Ezekiel hits it and tumbles round and round, but still lands in the safe zone. All the people cheer, Ezekiel comes up with a thumbs-up) Harold: Yes! Whaaaa!!! (Harold is falling in a perfect split and lands in the safe zone, but on his crotch; all of the guys are shocked; even the sharks are shocked) AAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAH!!! (covers his groin) AAAAAAH! (sinks down into the water) Chris: Ooooh. Hate to see that happen. Courtney: Excuse me, Chris. I have a medical condition. Chris: What condition? Courtney: A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs. Chris: You can chicken out of you want, but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll hate you. Courtney: It's a calculated risk. I've seen the other team, and I don't think nine of them will jump. (cuts to the Screaming Gophers, looking strange) Chris: All right...(puts chicken hat on Courtney, Courtney stares at it surprisingly)...here is your chicken hat. Let's tally up the results. That's eight jumpers and two chickens. We're missing one. Sadie: I'm not jumping without Katie! Katie: We have to be on the same team, Chris. Sadie and Katie: Please? Please? Can we? Can we, Chris? Can we? Can we? Izzy: I'll switch places with her. Chris: Alright, fine, you're both on the Killer Bass now. Izzy, you're on the Screaming Gophers. Katie and Sadie: Yes! Chris: That means you're up, girls. Katie and Sadie: We're coming, Killer Bass! (both jump) Aaaah! (both land in the safe zone) Chris: Alright, that's nine jumpers and two chickens.


 * Heather: Well, at least I'm popular. (Gwen looks surprised, then it goes to Justin who has a sparkle on his teeth) LeShawna: You're jumping. Heather: Make me. (LeShawna grabs Heather and throws her down) Heather: AAAAAAAAAH! (lands in the safe zone) LeShawna, you are so dead! LeShawna: Hey! I threw you into the safe zone, didn't I? (to herself) Now I just hope I can hit it, too. (jumps) AAAAAAAAAH! (lands in the safe zone, right next to Heather)


 * (Lindsay is standing over the cliff dive) Lindsay: I thought this was going to be a talent contest! Chris: Ha ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha... (turns serious) No. (Lindsay is pushed down) Lindsay:AHHHHHHHHH! (Gwen follows looking terrified) Gwen:AHHHHHHHHH! (Cody is next, flailing like a beached flounder) Cody:EEEEEK! (Izzy follows, laughing crazily like a witch, and falling like a sky-diver, obviously enjoying herself) Izzy:WAAA HA HA HA HA HA!


 * Chris: All right, campers. There's only one jumper left. You need this jump for the win. No pressure, dude. (Owen has a smile on his face) Okay, there's pressure. (turns it into a frown) (The Screaming Gophers are cheering for him to jump) Heather: Do it! Do it! Just do it, Owen! Owen: (puts floaties on his arms) Oh, I was pretty darn nervous. (in the confession stall) See, the thing is, I'm not that strong a swimmer. Geoff: (in the confession stall about Owen) I'm looking at this guy and thinking, "There's no way he's gonna make it." Gwen: (in the confessional stall about Owen) I actually thought, "If he jumps this...he's gonna die." Chris: Give it your best jump, buddy. You can do it. Owen: I'm going to die now. I'm going to freaking die now! LeShawna: Come on, big guy. Owen: (closes his eyes tightly, then opens, takes a running start) YAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (jumps off the cliff) Oh, CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (he lands, making an enormous splash, he scatters the people everywhere) Owen: Yeah! Yeah! Who's the man? Beth: Whoo-hoo! (Lindsay sits up, smiling) LeShawna: Yes! Chris: The winners; The Screaming Gophers! Trent: That was awesome, man! (Owen has a frown on his face) What's wrong? Owen: I think I lost my bathing suit. (all the campers murmur in disgust) 


 * Heather: Keep your friends close and your enemies even closer. Lindsay: Oh... I'm your friend, right? Heather: Oh, yeah. For now.


 * Lindsay: We won, we all get to stay here for another three days! Beth, Lindsay & Heather: (Cheering) Owen: (appears naked) Whoooooooooooooooooo! Ha ha ha! Yes! (starts singing) We get to stay-ay, we get to stay-ay, we are so awesome, we won the contest!


 * (Trying to decide who to vote off) Courtney: What about him? (points to Tyler) Lindsay: (stands up) NOOOOOOOOO..! (everyone looks at Lindsay) Lindsay: No... salt. There's no salt on the table... bummer.


 * Gwen: (In Confession Cam) Yeah, this camp pretty much still sucks. But now that I'm here, I guess I might as well try to win.


 * LeShawna: (cheering) Go Gophers! Go Gophers! (Owen and Noah join her) Leshawna, Owen, and Noah: Go Gophers! Go Gophers!


 * Courtney: (to the camera) Are you recording this? Good. They can enjoy their little party all they want, but I'm going to win this competition and no one is gonna to stop me.

Cast

 * Justin and Noah appear, but have no lines (though Justin can faintly be heard while singing with the team as they move the crates and Noah does sing a victory cheer with Owen and LeShawna).