User:Toadgamer80/Roleplay Reborn - Noah

 Audition Tape A skinny teenage boy with slightly dark skin is shown sitting in his room, which is covered in books and papers.

"So, hi," he says dryly, with no hint of emotion in his voice. "My name is Noah. But you probably already knew that, because I'm such an interesting person."

He stands up. "Meh, so, I'm known for being the smartest person at my school, which isn't saying much, but whatever. That's the first thing you should know about me. I have a feeling that the producers will cast roided-up Neanderthals and ditzy blondes for this show, which gives me a great advantage, because you know, brains always win."

He walks over to a gallery of certificates on his wall, and continues to talk. "Well, if you want a guy who can provide witty sound bites and draw in the girls," he says sarcastically, "call me. I'm always open to do stuff, considering I have absolutely no social life. Camp Drama needs someone like me."

 Confessional

"Okay. Here we go. I don't see the point of these, since nobody cares what anyone has to say. I'm sure everyone is blabbering on about how it's going to be a great experience, and how everyone seems nice, but it won't be and they don't. Ahem. Let's be real here. The camp smells like crap, the others' personalities are crap, and the food probably IS crap. So, I don't have any high hopes for this place, unless I walk away with the money. You know, I'm not sure what I'll even do with it, but since I'm the only person here who looks semi-threatening, I don't see losing being a possibility."