User blog:-blak-/Weirdest TD related dream EVER.

Well, I usually don't have dreams about (animated or not) Tvshows, but when it happens, it's terrific.

For the first time, my brain worked really hard to "produce" an (relatively) epic dream about Total Drama World Tour and Revenge of the Island (funny thing, I'm not even really interested in Season 4).

As far as I can remember, the dream begins with a different version of Hawaiian Punch. First of all, there is no tie-breaker challenge between Alejandro and Cody, so the episode is not only about Heather and Alejandro, but a bit of Cody too. In order to win, the final three must throw a pineaple (NOT a dummy) in the volcano and avoid the eruption (this means that Chris knows about the volcano's... intolerance). Being a dream, the episode is kinda confusing. Cody says something sarcastic (very Noah-ish) about Alejandro and they end up in a fight while Heather reaches the top of the mountain. The three suddendly sing a song (which is actually this song from Phineas & Ferb). Heather is about to throw her pineapple but she's stopped by Alejandro. Cody is going to win but he loses balance because of a small earthwake. The geek falls in the volcano but is quickly "erupted away". The "blast" sends Cody in the ocean and he even gets eaten by the same shark that appeared in the canonical tie-breaker challenge.

Heather and Alejandro now sing Versus while fighting over the crater. The song ends, and Heather succesfully throws her pineapple in the volcano. For some reasons, Alejandro gets burned by lava, although no eruption has occurred... yet. The pinapple has a terrible effect on the mountain and a big scary earthwake hits the island. The volcano begins the erupt but an helicopter (driven by an healthy Ezekiel -no one seems to notice him, though) saves Heather, while Alejandro is still comically injuried and everybody laughs at him. Chris announches that this Season is over and everyone flees from the island, but the episode ends with Heather, apparently, happily getting her money. No Star Wars scene (with Alejandro) appears after the credits.

At this point, the dream gets weirder. Suddenly, I realize that I am in Naples, the italian city where I live, with one of my real-life friends. We need ride a back home and my (female) friend says that she has a cousin who can help her. A car quickly arrives. And guess who's the driver...? Ezekiel (still in cartoon form a la Who Framed Roger Rabbit). Nobody notices a cartoon character driving in Naples, not even me, it's all 100% normal. Funny thing, I was more worried about Ezekiel's terrible driving skills. I decide to take the wheel because I don't want to die.

A few minutes later, I'm at home (alone) and I turn on the television. There's a promo about Revenge of the Island, with both old and new characters returning. For some reason, I decide to find out more about this new season, personally. I meet Chris on the Island where it all started -the one from Season 1- (now radioactive, and I don't even know how I got there) and he seems really worried about the show now. Of course, he knows something "big", but he doesn't want to tell me. So, while looking around for clues, I meet... now that's insane, Layton. We quiclky find out the "big" secret that Chris knew: the island is not really radioactive, but it's under a mystical, dark spell cast by evil, floating and talking tribal-masks (similar to the Tikis from Donkey Kong Country Returns or the Burdegas from Crash Bandicoot), now the main villains of Total Drama. I'm suddendly kidnapped by one big mask (maybe their leader?) who says something that I don't understand. He shows me and image of Dr. Wily, Megaman's antagonist, and then sends me back home using his powers.

The new cast from Revenge and the old one from previous seasons team up to defeat the new enemy, and I can still watch their "final battle" on television. A few characters (Cody, LeShawna and Harold) actually begin to sing... because they "miss" the singing challenge from World Tour. The dream becomes even more confusing and I suddendly find myself in Capri (a famous island near Naples), where I'm visiting a beautiful medievial "borgo" (there are no medievial towns in Capri, by the way...) similar to San Gimignano. A priest from this town's church grabs my arm: he's really worried because the TvWorld has collided with the Real World and since The Bible says that the floating masks of the devil will destroy the universe, he says that I must hide in "his" church. Of course, the Bible doesn't say anything like that at all, but I was really scared in-dream, so I climb the medieval belltower for some reason.

The dream ends. And now I realize that Total Drama was a big part of it only in the first half. After the dream-version of Hawaiian Punch ends, things simply got too insane to describe.