Thread:ScrawnyLittleWhiteBoy/@comment-30933826-20170906190902/@comment-30933826-20170913213748

Tyler Crusher wrote: Here's a long one......

What would you do if: you were walking down the street and there were three clowns on unicycles and shouted that they need help; you ask them what's wrong, and the green one says he needs to borrow a tissue, the blue one confesses that he's lonely and needs to chat with you, and the red one says that he needs to borrow a pencil; you give the blue and green ones what they want, but the red one gets angry and starts pitching a fit and gets a musket and tries to shoot you, so you run away, but the other two clowns follow you and try to hide with you under the dumpster; you let the blue one hide with you, so the green one pitches a fit and gets in a fistfight with the blue one, so you run away, but THEN the red clown finds you and ties you up; then you get away, but he corners you against a building, but there's nobody nearby and he's COMPLETELY blocking your escape with his giant belly....what do you do? I would've peed myself and fainted the second I saw that the clowns. You give me way too much credit by assuming I'd get that far. Assuming I did get that far though, I would get on the ground, cower and sob, and beg for my life.