User:Rainbowderp01/Finders Creepers (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island... eleven bumbling buffoons battled it out in a brutal buffet of bombastica! Why all the B words? Because, B proved he was a brave and brilliant improviser who scored big time for his team! Until his bitter teammate Scott botched it on purpose and B got the boot. And now, tonight's challenge is about fear! And everyone knows fear is a dish best served... in the dark! Mwahahahahahaha! Huh? Chef!

Chef: Wardrobe was all out of vampire costumes!

Chris: It's all scary! Other than that. Right here, right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island! A-ha-ha!

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[ Theme song ]

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[owl hoots]

[snoring]

Anne Maria:[muttering]

Brick and Cameron: [snoring]

Sam: [mutters]

Dawn: What's that, little one? Evil is lurking? Let me guess, Chris?

[airhorn blares continuously]

Chris: Run! Run for your lives!

Mike: What? Ah!

Anne Maria: Gang way!

Cameron and Zoey: [scream]

Jo: Move it or lose it!

Mike: What's happening?!

Scott: Me first!

Lightning: [screams]

Dawn: Ah!

[airhorn stops]

Chris: Thanks, intern!

Dakota: Huh?! [confessional] So after Chris agreed to let me stay, he put a restraining order on the paparazzi! So now I'm stuck here for no reason! And now he's making me, like, work! So not cool!

Sam: Hi, Dakota! [chuckles]

Dakota: Huh?! Speak up! [grunts]

Chris: Challenge time!

Brick: What? Now? In the middle of the night? When it's all... you know, dark? [confessional] Ever since I was born, I hated the dark. With the creaks, a-and the "Who's that?", a-and the "Get away!". [screams]

[urination]

Chris: Your challenge: A scavenger hunt for three creepy souvenirs. Your locations? A haunted forest, a scary pet cemetery, and an extra spook-tastic cave. First team to each location gets a special clue. But watch out for booby traps. I really went to town with them! [chuckles] So move fast, and stick together! You'll be penalized for each player you lose!

Cameron: Um, what does the spider represent?

Chris: Oh, yeah. There's some kind of giant mutated spider sort of running around loose on the island.

[all talking at once]

Dakota: What's on the loose?!

Sam: A gigantic mutated spider!

Cameron: Where? Where?! [confessional] I have a severe case of arachnophobia. Spiders are just so creepy. Literally. Anything with that many legs must be evil! [shudders]

[spider hisses]

Cameron: [confessional] Ah!

Chris: There's nothing to fear but mortal terror itself! Talk soon!

[airhorn blares]

Chris: Get to work, lackey.

Dakota: What?!

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Lightning: Whoo! First! That's right!

Chris: [over loudspeaker] Welcome to the Haunted Forest! Your clue can be found at the base of this tree!

Lightning: Ah!

Chris: [over loudspeaker] In a bear trap! [chuckles]

Lightning: Here, creepy girl. Read the clue!

Jo: Well, well, well. What do we have here?

Lightning: Hey, find your own piece of paper!

Jo: C'mon. Let the runts have their clue. I've got a plan.

Mike: So what's your big plan?

Jo: Find a place to hide so we can follow the Rats and their clue to our first souvenir. Into that bush!

Mutant Maggots: [grunting]

Jo: Shh! They're coming!

Dawn: Inside a knot is a nest, your souvenir lives with a pest. Find Polaris to travel northwest. Polaris is the North Star!

Scott: The North Star is right there, so this way's northwest! There's a path!

Jo: They're getting away! C'mon!

Mutant Maggots: [grunting]

Brick: Uh... who's there?

[owl hoots]

Brick: [screams]

Sam: [panting] "Inside the knot is a nest." Hey, Dawn? What was the middle part? Dawn? Dawn?! Dawn?!

Scott: What, did we lose the weirdo?

Sam: [gulps] We get a penalty or each lost player, right?

Lightning: And there's some kind of whacked out spider crawling around, right?

Scott: We're looking for a knot with a nest, right?

Lightning: There it is! Sha-score!

Sam: Wait! What about Dawn?

[hiss]

Lightning: Ah! Ah, ah!

[smacking]

Lightning: Ah, ah, my eye! [choking]

Sam: Dude! I've seen this in Sea Creatures V! Do fight a squid, you have to duck, duck, jump, punch!

Scott: Or we could throw rocks!

Sam: Oh, okay.

Lightning: Ow, ouch! Ah!

[creature hisses]

Sam: Duck! Duck! Jump! Punch! No, you're not doing it right! It's-- uh-oh! Ah! [grunting]

Lightning: No calamari does that to the Lightning! Sha-bam!

[creature roars]

Lightning: Aw, yeah! The key!

Sam: [groans]

Scott: Jackpot!

Sam: What happened? Lightning? Lightning?! Lightning!

Scott: Guess he's gone. So's the squid and we got the key. Ha ha!

Sam: But we've lost two players.

Scott: Yeah, two players that stink at this game. Come on, let's go!

Sam: Uh, well, no, but--

Scott: As a gamer, I thought you'd understand.

Mutant Maggots: [panting]