User blog:Bonkilemonster/Blainley's confessional

BLAINLEY'S FIRST CONFESSIONAL:

YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY WEIRD ABOUT THIS SHOW? THIS PLACE. DIRTIEST PLACE ON THE PLANE, BESIDES GWEN'S SEAT ON THE FIRST CLASS. I MEAN, HOW MUCH WEIRD WHITE MAKEUP CAN A WOMAN PUT ON HERSELF?! THAT REALLY STINKS LATER... OH, BACK TO THE SUBJECT, YEAH, THE CONFESSIONAL SEAT HERE. YIKES. IT'S HORRIBLE. THE TOILET IS ALWAYS COLD, THE TOILET PAPER IS ALWAYS DIRTY, AND THE VIEW FROM THIS WINDOW IS ALWAYS BLURRY. I MISS MY COMFORTABLE COUCH IN THE AFTERMATH SHOW NEXT TO ALL THE LOSERS FROM PREVIOUS SEASONS. I MISS THE SMELL OF A CONTRACT THAT I JUST SIGNED, SAYING EVERYONE SHOULD REFER ME AS 'THE QUEEN BLAIN'... GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES... thanks for reading (Jake