User:Cartoon44/Max Audition Tape and Confessional

MAX AUDITION TAPE

Max: Is – is this thing on? Oh, okay, good. I was gonna say, heh, don’t want to record without my camera working. Now, where shall I start? Oh yes. MY NAME IS MAX, AND I AM TOTAL EEEVVVVILLLL! People may find it easy to underestimate me by my abnormally short stature, but beware, I am a GIANT in brains! If I am chosen to be a contestant on this Total Drama show, I will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to win that million dollars! Even if it means… (hesitates) …working with others…

When I earn those million dollars, it is then that I can finally buy the tools I need to craft the ultimate weapon of EEEEVVVVILLLL! It was first built a while back, but as you can see (holds up a dart gun, on the side labeled EVIL! with a marker) I was limited in resources. With the ultimate weapon, I can finally have the means to conquer and become the MOST EVIL SUPERVILLAIN IN THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHA- (sneezes) (grabs and blows into tissue)

Max: Ugh, allergies. Now where was I – oh – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So, as your soon to be world leader, ALLOW ME, MAX, EXPERT OF EEEEVVVVILLLL, TO BE ON YOUR SHOW! Max’s mom: Max, lunch time! Max: Ooh, do I smell grilled cheese? My favorite!

MAX CONFESSIONAL

Max: So far, everything is going EXACTLY to plan. I am slowly advancing in allies, and soon, I will use them to my advantage – for they are all but pawns, in the game of chess, in which I will play, and which I WILL WIN! No one suspects my true intentions, but it is at the finals where I shall unveil my EVIL plot as I obtain the one MILLION dollars! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!