User:Cartoon44/Leonard Audition Tape and Confessional

LEONARD AUDITION TAPE

Leonard: Greetings, my name is Leonard! Of course, you might also know me as Leowizard398 from the RPG Wizard Clan Online, a game ONLY for wizards. I’m hoping I can be a part of Total Drama and meet and compete with other contestants for the one million dollar prize! Of course, I could wave this wand if I wanted to and summon the million dollars, but, the number one rule of all, for wizards like me, is to never abuse the gift of magic to get whatever I want.

(leans in and whispers) I’ll tell you a secret - I’m not an actual wizard – yet! If I practice my spells some more and believe I am a wizard enough, I’m sure I can become one eventually though!

(pop up noise comes from computer)

What?! I lost my place in the top ranks?! Are you kidding me?! (turns to camera) Oh, sorry about that. The good thing is, if I do get that money, at least I can donate to the server for top rank! And with that million dollars, I’ll be there for life!

LEONARD CONFESSIONAL

Leonard: Hey, give me my wand back! (murmurs) What do you mean it’s not allowed in the confessional? (murmurs) It is not distracting! (murmurs) How am I doing? Oh, pretty good, I guess. Lots of different personalities.