User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 12: Welcome to the Amish Paradise

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Michael, Viviana 5/10 Dynamic Thunderbirds: Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna 5/10

As Chris is preparing for the intro, he puts on a straw hat and fake beard.

Chris: Hello and welcome to this episode of Total Drama World Domination. Last time, we were in Bermuda. There was a water balloon fight, with the losing team getting Andrew who, ironically, helped them win the game for them. Go figure! In the end, it was Blake, who apparently wasn't as well liked as he thought he was going home. Anyways, what thrilling location are we visiting this time? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

It's the middle of night, everyone is sleeping. Suddenly, Flynn wakes up in a cold sweat.

Flynn: What have I done? I eliminated my best friend and showed no remorse for it. That's means it's too late. *Panicking* I've gotta tell the girls about this!

He looks around. He sees that everyone is asleep.

Flynn: But maybe I should wait until everyone is awake. Yah, that's a good idea Flynn.

Flynn gets back to his seat and tries to go back to sleep.

Fast forward several hours later, and Michael and Viviana are playing a game of chess with Viviana's chess set. Vivi had just "accidently" made a wrong move, and Michael took advantage.

Michael: Hah! I win! Finally, I beat you at something!

Michael notices the sheepish smile on Vivi's face.

Michael: And you let me win, didn't you.

Viviana: Yes. I'm sorry, but after what happened in Rome, you don't exactly strike me as the smartest person.

Michael: Well that's good to know.

Viviana: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. It's just that...

Michael: I know. I have an addiction to a certain energy drink, and when I have enough of it, things start to get a little hazy.

Viviana: Yah, I wanted to ask you about that. That cannot be healthy.

Michael: Well in fairness, being a workaholic cannot be healthy either.

Viviana slaps Michael in the face.

Michael: What was that for?

Viviana: That's besides the point.

Michael: Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Viviana: Have you considered maybe I don't know, cutting back?

Michael: I've tried, and it's just harder than it sounds.

Viviana again slaps Michael in the face.

Viviana: Look, I know addictions are tough and all, but I can literally just take away some of your energy drinks.

Viviana grabs the bag that Michael keep his energy drinks in. Michael pulls back.

Michael: NO!

Viviana: YES!

They both fight for possession of the bag.

Michael: NO! YOU WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY DRINKS YOU THIEF!

Viviana: *Gasp* Well I never. Hmph!

Viviana folds her arms, turns around, and walks the other way.

Michael: Wait Viviana, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry.

Michael walks towards Viviana's direction. Before he gets to her however, Viviana turns around and runs past Michael, grabs his stash, then makes a mad dash to get away from him.

Michael: YOU COME BACK HERE!

Viviana: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

Meanwhile, Elyse is sitting in her first class chair, with Barry in her lap. She sighs, then Fred walks up.

Fred: What's wrong?

Elyse: What do you want?

Fred: It's just that you look sad.

Elyse: Well Go away. The only ones I trust on this team anymore are Michael and Viviana.

Fred: Look, I'm just trying to help you.

Conf: Fred: Look, being nice isn't usually my game, but if it'll get me an extra alli, I'm all for it! I can fake it!

Elyse: You sabatoged Lucas in Rome.

Fred: What? How did I do that?

Elyse: I saw you putting the peppers in the sauce, and then you lied to me about it! Now go away!

Fred: Is that what this is about? Look, I'm from the deep south. Down there we like our foods spicy.

Fred pulls crushed bell peppers, garlic, paprika, onion powder, and cumin out of his jacket pocket.

Fred: Okay admittedly, I probably grabbed the wrong one, I was reaching for the paprika, but in my defense, I have a lot of spices.

Just then, Diego walked by.

Fred: Speak of the devil himself.

Diego: What, me? I'm a nice guy.

Elyse: Yah right!

Fred: You can drop the act sweetheart.

Diego: Don't you call me sweetheart!

Fred: Whatever. Look, just go away! We don't like you!

Diego: Look, was just walking by. You didn't have to go all ballistic on me!

Fred: Just go!

Diego: *Sigh*

Diego leaves, but not before leaving something on Fred's back without him noticing.

Fred: Now where were we?

Elyse: You were just telling me about your spices. Also, at least we can agree on one thing, we both hate Diego.

Fred: You can say that again.

Elyse: Okay, You were just telling me about...

Fred: I didn't mean it l literally, it was just an expression.

Elyse: Oh, whoops. Sorry. So anyways, I didn't know you were from the deep south. I'm sorry for accusing you when I didn't know that you just happened to grab the wrong thing.

Conf: Fred: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Fred: Yah, I'm truly sorry about that. But just so you know, I didn't vote for Lucas. I actually voted for Michael.

Elyse: Oh, that's okay. Thanks for being honest!

Fred: You're welcome! Can I get us both some punch now?

Elyse: You sure can.

Fred gets up from his seat.

Elyse: Hey, you've got something on the back of your jacket.

Fred: Okay.

Fred feels around his back. He feels a sticky note, and pulls it off.

Fred: What's this? "We need to talk."

Fred goes over to Diego's seat.

Fred: What do you want?

Diego: I want to talk business.

Fred: Oh joy.

Diego: No listen. No one trusts me anyomore.

Fred: You can say that again.

Diego: Anyways, I kinda could use an alli.

Fred: Nope. That's it. Fred's out. Peace!

Diego: No wait! Please!

Fred: What are you so worried about man? You've got that idol.

Diego: Yah, about that...What would you say if I agreed to give you my idol if you ever felt you needed it in exchange for cooperating with everyone else, and making sure we don't lose every challenge until the merge?

Fred: Now we're talking! But wait, if I side with you, and the others could find out about it, I wouldn't last long, even with the assurance of that idol, but on the plus side, I could use the extra insurance, considering I just lied my way into an alliance. Hmm...I'm gonna need a little more than that if we're gonna be alliance partners.

Diego: What if I agreed to make sure that you get immunity every time during the merge, and made sure to look out for more idols down the road?

Fred: Hmm...Okay, you've got a deal.

Meanwhile, in loser class...

Luna: Is...there a reason why...you brought us here?

Flannery: Yah, why are we here?

Kaele: Is this about what happened last challenge?

Flynn: Yes Kaele, yes it is. Well sorta. Truth is, I've got something tell you.

Kaele: What?

Flynn: I sabatoged Blake last challenge.

Kaele: I know that.

Flynn and Flannery: You do?

Luna: We...We caught on to you...Flynn.

Kaele: You were making it a little too obvious.

Flannery: Well, I was practically blind the last challenge, so I didn't see it.

Luna:  So...So why'd you do it?

Flynn: I'm sorry, but I hve bipolar disorder, and when...it takes over, I'm not as nice.

Kaele: Well that explains your weird behavior thes last couple of days.

Flynn: I know. I'm sorry. I should've told you all earlier.

Flannery: So what exactly is it like when you get like that?

Flynn: Well, I get angry.

Kaele: That's a given.

Flynn: And, if it's not controlled, over time, things like this happen.

He pulls out his phone. On it is a copy of the article about him.

Flannery: Woah, you did that?

Kaele: Yes.

Luna: That is...messed up.

Flynn: I know. I'm not proud of it, but luckily, I was able to get counciling for it. Now, I'm trying to get it back under control.

Flannery: So then, why are you here in the first place? If you're still trying to get it under control, then isn't it an odd time for you to be here?

Flynn: Honestly, I just wanted to come here so I could find some people that that are perfect and flawless, so that I don't have to deal with all the phonies in my life. Adrianna was the closest, but Tristan messed that up.

Kaele: Flynn, no one is perfect or flawless, you know that right? There are good people, but also bad people in this World. No one is perfect, not you, not me, not Adrianna, or Luna, or Flannery. We all have our imperfetions, but that's what makes us all unique. You Just need to live with it.

Luna: Yah...what Flannery said. I deal with me...with mean people every day. You...You think life's easy for me?

Flannery: Yah, and my parents are anything but perfect. Life's not easy for me either.

Kaele: Yah, and my parents are divorced. That's not exactly easy for me. What you need to do is to learn to distance yourself. Not from your life, but from all of the so called "phonies" in your life, and just be the best possible person you can be. In fact, don't even pay attention to those people, and just be the best possible person that you can be, flaws and all.

Flynn: Gee, thanks guys. I guess...I guess I'm just scared of all that's happening in the World, all the wars, all the bad things. I just want there to be peace in this World, but it's kinda hard to see that happening any time soon when I flip on the news, and the first headline that comes on is about another tradgedy.

Kaele: You're just focusing on all the bad things in life. You should try being more positive.

Flynn: Yah, maybe I should.

Kaele: Also, if you need help controlling your disorder, we'll be glad to help!

Luna: Yah!

Flannery: Me too.

Flynn: Thanks girls. It's nice to have friends like you guys around.

Kaele and Luna: You're welcome.

Kaele: Jinx, you owe me a soda!

Luna: Jinx, you owe me a...owe me a...Nevermind, you already said it.

Flannery: So wait, it was you that put the stuff in Blake's luggage?

Flynn: No, that wasn't me!

Kaele: Are you sure?

Flynn: Positive, I set Blake up to get hit, and I tripped him, but I swear I did not do that!

Luna: He's...He's telling the truth.

Flannery: Well it wasn't me, I wouldn't even think about going a day without my eye medicine.

Luna: And I...I always bring my bow...my bow with me, in case I need it!

Kaele: I lost two days of writing my next episode, and I like to write every day, so it wasn't me.

Flannery: Then there's only one person it could've been.

Everyone: Davy.

Speaking of Davy...

Chef: So, where do you wanna go from here?

Davy: I'm going to target that redhaired girl. That one archer girl just gets nervous all the time, so she would be an easy target for me, so Davy can take her out at any time, plus that other girl has an idol, so Davy can't touch her.

Chef: Well alright, I'll try to help you out as much as I can, but depending on the situation, I may or may not be of much help.

Davy: It's okay, Davy understands. Now,when Davy should know when to hold'em, what's the code word?

Chef: Swordfish.

Davy: And when Davy should know when to fold'em?

Chef: Pufferfish.

Davy: Good! You remembered!

Just then...

Chris: *Intercom* You all know why I'm calling, elimination area.

10 minutes later, everyone is in the elimination area, except for Viviana and Michael. Chris walks out, wearing a straw hat and fake beard, Chef is wearing a bonnet.

Chris: Can anyone...Wait, where's Michael and Viviana?

Just then, Viviana and Michael come barreling in.

Michael: Where'd you put my evergy drinks?

Viviana: I already told you, I'm not going to tell you! *Looks at Chris'es outfit* Oh no, we're not in...

Just then, a crash is heard.

Viviana: What was that?

Chris: Oh, that was just me preparing your next challenge. Chef!

Chef opens the door, there is a bunch of angry people outside.

Random: What hath you done?

Chris: Kiddies, welcome to Oxford County, Ontario!

Person: You reek!

Conf: Viviana: Ugh, Chris could not have picked a worse location if he tried! There's nothing modern here, no cell service, I'm practically useless here!

Suddenly, a rather strong looking Amish person dressed just like Chris sifts through all the chaos and walks up to the show's host.

Jedediah: So, you must be those city slickers from that show my daughter was on long ago. You better have a good explination for wrecking my barn.

Agatha: Daddy, I'm sure he didn't mean it.

Chris: Oh yes, I'm very sorry for wrecking your barn. My pilot wasn't watching where he was going. But I'll make it up to you. These kids here will build you a new barn. Two barns in fact, won't you everyone? All of the contestants have their arms folded and are staring angrily back at Chris.

Chris: Well you don't have a choice, it's your next challenge, now hop to it!

Cuts to all of the contestants, Chris, Chef, Agatha and her father in a field. The entire Amish community surrounds them.

Agatha: Okay, so I've been preparing for this moment. Well, I wasn't exactly prepared for Chris to ruin my family's barn, but anyway, in preperation for this, I learned a new word: yolo!

Michael: Ugh.

Viviana: I haven't heard anyone say that since 2013.

Jedediah: Now, you all be nice to my daughter, espicially you scrawny,*points at Michael* she's just trying to be accomodating to you all as possible. Unlike me, who doesn't give a *censored*.

Agatha: Now daddy, you said you would be on your best behavior when they come.

Jedediah: That was before they wrecked my barn.

Viviana: So let me guess, we have to use these toolsto build a barn, right?

Agatha: Yes!

Jedediah: *Mumbles* I'm out of here.

Jedediah leaves, but not before stepping on Michael's foot.

Michael: OUCH!

Viviana: *Sigh* I can see we're off to a great start already.

Agatha: I do appologize everyone, my dad isn't usually like this.

Viviana: It's okay, he's used to it.

Agatha: What?

Chris: Okay, now that that's over, the rules are simple, Dragons, Your barn is over there, Thunderbirds, yours is over there. Use these tools to build them. You each got ten hours to complete them. The better looking barn wins. Any questions?

Michael: Can I got to the bathr...

Chris: No? That's great! Now get building.

Agatha: If you need any help, I'd be happy to provide it for you.

Conf: Michael: I just, I...*yawn* don't know if I'll be able to keep it together today. Before every...every challenge, I *yawn* drink a can of demon. Without it, I'm...

Michael falls asleep on the confessional.

Viviana: Okay, *Deep breath* keep it together Viviana, you can do this.

Elyse: Okay, I'm taking over here. If we wanna build a winning barn, we've got to first start with a good foundation!

Fred: Exactly how many barn raising have you been a part of in your lifetime?

Elyse: Honestly, none, but I have helped my daddy build a house before. This shouldn't be much different, right?

She stares at Viviana, who is breathing into a brown paper bag, Michael, who has suddenly fallen asleep, and Diego, who is facepalming himself.

Elyse: This is gonna be harder than I thought.

Fred: Hold on, I've got an airhorn.

Fred takes an airhorn out of his pocket and blows it as Elyse covers her ears.

Michael: Huh?

Viviana: Hey!

Diego: Let's just get this overwith.

Elyse: Okay, since you all didn't hear me the first time, I'm going to say it again. If we wanna build a winning barn, we've got to first start with a good foundation! La Cucaracha, you saw some wood, tech girl, you prepare the drywall, and Sleeping Beauty, you I don't know, hammer some nails or something.

Michael falls asleep on Elyse'es shoulder.

Elyse: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

Michael wakes up.

Michael: What?

Agatha: You need any help?

Elyse: YOU ALL DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT OR ELSE!

Viviana: Or else what?

Elyse'es face turns red hot with anger.

Elyse: OR ELSE...SCREW YOU!

Agatha: Oh yolo, you guys really do need help. That is how you people use that word, right?

Viviana: No.

Agatha: Well, if you want to start a a foundation, you'll need to do a little digging first.

Elyse: Of course, I knew that.

Over on the Thunderbirds side...

Flannery: Okay, anyone know how to raise a barn?

Flynn: No.

Kaele: Uh uh.

Davy: Not in Davy's lifetime.

Luna: I'm...I'm sorta good with tools.

Flannery: Okay, that's a good start.

Kaele: What we need to start out is a good foundation, I think. At least that's how I approach it when I'm starting to write my next story.

Luna: I...I think that means we need to start digging first.

Flynn: Well alright then.

Cuts to the Thunderbirds digging.

Flannery: How much longer do we have to dig? I can't take it anymore!

Agatha: Would you like some water?

Flannery: Sure, that'd be great.

Agatha goes and get a pail of water from a well, when she comes back, Davy moves Flannery's shovel so Agatha trips on it and spills water on Flannery.

Flannery: What the? When I said I wanted some water, I didn't mean throw it in me!

Agatha: I apologize. Here, let me get you a fresh bucket.

Kaele: What's going on here?

Flannery: She threw a bucket of water on me!

Agatha: I said I apologize.

Kaele: Look, here's your culprit.

She picks up Flannery's shovel.

Kaele: You left your shovel out where she could trip on it.

Flannery: Well, she shouldn't have tripped on it! She should've seen it and went around it!

Kaele: Really?

Flannery: What?

Kaele: Look.

Kaele points at Agatha, who is crying.

Flannery: Well, maybe I could've moved it.

Kaele: Don't tell that to me. Tell that to her.

Flannery: Okay.

Flannery walks over to Agatha.

Agatha: I was only trying to help.

Flannery: I know, and I may have over reacted. I appologize.

Agatha: You...You really mean it?

Flannery: Yes, I'm sorry.

Flannery hugs Agatha.

Conf: Davy: *Censored*

Agatha: Yolo.

Flannery: What?

Agatha: Oh sorry, that's not how you use that word I guess. I was trying to say it's okay.

Flannery: Oh.

Later, over on the Dragons' side, Michael was helping Diego put the structure up on a wall.

Diego: Okay, now we lift and then we put it into place. You got that?

Michael: *Shakes head yes* Uh huh.

The two lift the foundation up. They start to put it into place when Michael falls alseep. his whole side falls down with it.

Diego: Ugh.

Diego puts the rest of the foundation down gently, then walks over to Michael and slaps him awake.

Michael: Wha What? I'm awake.

Diego: Mantente enfocado. You better be! Or else we'll lose!

Michael falls asleep on Diego's shoulder.

Michael: Mommy, don't wake me until it's morning.

Diego: Esto apesta. *Sigh* This is going to be a loooooooooooooooooong day.

Suddenly, Elyse comes by with an airhorn, which she blows in Michael's face, much to the dismay of Diego.

Elyse: STAY THE *censored* AWAKE! WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE TODAY!

Michael: YES MA'AM!

Diego: Ugh, now I need my hearing checked.

Meanwhile...

Viviana: Ugh, I hate this place.

Fred: Me too.

Viviana: But we've got to stay focused. We can't lose today!

Fred: Agreed. But that still doesn't make me like this place any better.

Viviana: Same here. Now help me with this foundation.

Fred: Sure thing princess.

Viviana: Don't call me that.

Fred: You left me for dead with a hungry anthropomorphic shark. I can call you whatever I want.

Viviana: I thought we were in an alliance.

Fred: *Remembers* Oh yah, yes we are.

Conf: Viviana: Hmmmmmmmm... I'm starting to get a little suspicious of Fred. I can tell when customers are lying to me when I ask then how'd they break their phone, now while I'm not the best at lie detecting, I think Fred is acting like he's guilty of something.

Cuts to the Thunderbirds, who are now putting in the roof.

Flannery: That's it...looking good...and...

Suddenly, Davy drops his part of the roofs foundation, and the whole thing come crashing down.

Flynn: What happened?

Flannery: I didn't do it.

Kaele: It wasn't me!

Flannery: I bet it was you. I bet it was also you that moved my shovel earlier, you were the only one close enough.

Kaele: Oh, so everything's my fault?

Luna: Guys!

Flannery: Yah!

Luna: Guys!

Kaele: Well have you considered that maybe it wasn't my fault, and maybe it was your fault?

Luna: Guys!

Flannery and Kaele: WHAT?

Luna: It...It doesn't matter who did it...the other team...the other team is still ahead of us! We...We have to work together if we wanna accomplish anything.

Kaele: She's right.

Flannery: Yah, I guess it really doesn't matter who did it.

Flynn: Let's get back to work.

Conf: Davy: ERRRRRRRRRRRRR...*censored*!

Later, the Dragons were putting on the shingles of their barn, when suddenly, Michael falls asleep again, for the 35th time.

Viviana: Michael, get up!

Viviana pokes Michael. There is no response.

Elyse: Hold on, I've got this.

Elyse blows the airhorn in Michael's face as everyone else covers their ears.

Michael: Huh, what was that for?

Elyse: THAT WAS FOR YOU TO KEEP YOU AWAKE!

Viviana: Yah, you've been dozing off today

Diego: I can attest to that.

Michael: I'm sorry, it's just than when...when...

Michael dozes off again, Viviana shakes him awake.

Michael: When I don't have my daily dose of demon energy, I tend...

Repeat the same process of Michael dozing off and Viviana waking him.

Michael: to not have the energy to get through the day. *Yawn* I'm gonna lye down.

Michael lays down on Viviana's lap, closes his eyes, and then starts snoring.

Elyse: What? Who would take away his energy like that?

Viviana raises her hand.

Elyse: What? It was you? How could you? GIVE HIM HIS ENERGY BACK!

Viviana: Look, I did it because he is way too addicted to those drinks. It was for his own good.

Fred: Does this look like his own good?

Viviana stares down at Michael.

Viviana: *Sigh* But he just drinks so much of those things a day, it's ridicoulous.

Deigo: Si, but there is a little thing called moderation.

Elyse: Yah, maybe if you gave him some of those drinks back, maybe he'll get better. Anything's an improvment over this.

Suddenly...

Chris: *Megaphone* 30 minutes, you guys have 30 minutes left!

Elyse: You heard the man! Go get those drinks now!

Viviana: But I kinda can't. I kinda sorta flushed them down the toilet.

Fred, Diego, and Elyse groan.

Viviana: It was for his own good!

Elyse: Can it sister.

Fred: Unless you can think of a solution, that cannon has your name on it.

Viviana: Hmmmmmmm...Ah! Wait, I've got it!

Viviana pulls her phone out of her pocket.

Viviana: I may not have cell service, but this phone is at least good for something!

Viviana does something with her phone, and then put it up to Michael's ear. A loud noise comes from the phone, which wakes Michael up.

Michael: What?

Viviana: And it's set to go off like that every two minutes.

Fred, Diego, and Elyse all applaud.

Michael: *Clueless* Why is everyone clapping?

Viviana: Never mind that, just get back to work. And here, take this.

Michael: What? Your phone? But don't you...

Viviana: Here, just take it. You need it more than I do right now.

Michael: Okay.

Michael take's Viviana's phone, it goes off again.

Michael: Oh, I see. Thanks!

Later...

Chris: TIME'S UP!

Suddenly, Davy saws off the hinges on his team's door. It collapses.

Flannery: What? But just fixed that!

Kaele stares angrily at Flannery.

Conf: Kaele: Really Flannery? Really?

Agatha: Yolo, that wasn't supposed to happen.

Everyone stares at Agatha.

Agatha: What? That's not how you use that word?

Jedediah: Well, I think we have a clear winner.

Chris: Okay, moving on.

Cuts to the next challenge. The contestants are there, with Chris and Chef in front of them. There are also two horse drawn carriges. Each team has 15 horse shoes and walkie talkies.

Chris: Okay, your next challenge is simple. You guys have to ride in these carriges. Dragons, since you guys won the last challenge, you guys get this!

Chris points at a horse, who is being strapped on to the Dragons' carriage.

Chris: And for losing, Thunderbirds, you get him.

He points at a donkey, who is being strapped to the Thunderbirds' carriage.

Chris: Now, there are three parts.

Kaele: But what are the horse shoes for?

Chris: Along the way, you must throw the horse shoes at a target. If you miss the target, you have to go back throw another one, you each get five chances for each target. If you miss on all five, then your team loses. First person to cross the finish line, or not suck at throwing horse shoes wins!

Flynn: And thes walkie talkies?

Chris: Oh, those are for if you need to call for help!

Luna: Call for help? Why...

Chris: Because there are certain obstacles MHAHAHAHA!

Chef: Y'all choose your players, NOW!

Michael: I'll do it.

Elyse: NO!

Viviana: But you don't have to...

Michael: No, I wanna do it, to make up for all the slacking off I did...I did today. *yawn*

The phone goes off.

Michael: I'm awake!

Elyse: I still don't know about this.

Michael: Look, I'll set this phone to go off every thirty seconds, okay?

Elyse: Alright.

Flannery: Look, I know I've been a bit irratataing today, but I wanna make it up to you guys. Can I do this challenge?

Kaele: Sure

Luna: I...I have no objections to it.

Flynn: Fine by me.

Cut to Michael and Flannery in their carriages.

Chris: On your mark...Get set...GO!

Michael and Flannery start off on their race. Michael is clearly ahead, when he sees strawberries on the road.

Michael: What? Strawberries?

Michael remembers back to London. He then gets his horse to turn right, avoiding the strawberries. Flannery also avoids the strawberries.

Flannery: Whew, that was close.

Later in the race, Michael is starting to fall asleep, when Vivi's phone goes off.

Michael: What huh? Wait...the target.

Michael throws a horse shoe at and hits the first target with ease.

Michael: Yes!