User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 10: British Vandalmania

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Lucas, Michael, Silena, Viviana 7/10 Dynamic Thunderbirds: Blake, Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna 6/10

Chris is in a hallway. He is wearing Victorian era clothes, and isjust running downa a few lat-minute preparations. He hurridly gives the intro.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama, we were in Scotland. We had some laughs, some tears, and also Izzy made an appearance. But in the end it was Michael winning it for the Daring Dragons, we finally got rid of that creep Tristan. What will happen this time? find out on this edition of Total Drama Wrold Domination! Bye!

*Theme song plays*

In loser class, Blake typing on his ipad, when Kaele walks by.

Kaele: Hey, Blake is it?

Blake: Yes, hat is my name.

Kaele: Okay, sorry I'm still new to this team, I'm still learning names.

Blake: It's okay.

Kaele: Hey, what are you doing?

Blake: Oh, just typing.

Kaele: What are you typing?

Blake: I'm writing a script.

Kaele: Oh, a script? For what?

Blake: Oh, this idea for a story I have. I want to turn it into a movie some day.

Kaele: Oh really? That's amazing! I like to write stories too! Only, my stories are more fanfics.

Blake: Oh that's okay, I used to write fanfics too, then I transitioned into writing plays, but what I want to do is write movies some day, or maybe tv shows, I don't know, I haven't decided yet.

Kaele: *Laughs* Well, if I had to pick, I would say I'm leaning towards tv shows. I would love to write my own show some day.

Blake: Hey, you wanna hear the idea for the movie I'm writing about?

Kaele: Sure!

Blake: Okay well, it's about this guy who may or may not be a part of the mob...

Meanwhile, Flynn is having a conversation with Flannery and Luna.

Luna: I...I can't believe we got rid of T...ristin!

Flannery: Yah, me neither!

Flynn: Yah, now if only we could get rid of Davy!

Flannery: Woah woah woah, slow down. Shouldn't we be focused on winning the next challenge?

Luna: I...I've gotta...agree with Flannery on this one.

Flynn: We need to get Davy out, he's a threat. Plus, he has Tristan's sack. Who knows what kind of havoc he'll wreak.

Flannery: I just think we should win the next challenge. We're on a three game losing streak, and I really hate the hardness of this chair. Plus, it's the best way to insure none of us are going home. Plus didn't you once say that "He's as dense as the fog in Seattle?"

Flynn: Yes I did, and that is true about him, I've seen Total Drama before, and you know who else was like that? Lightning.

Luna: That...That is a good point.

Flannery: Yah, but winning is also another way to insure we won't be going home. Plus, with Blake and the new girl on our side, it's 5 against 1.

Luna: *Nervous* Yah...HAHA...right.

Conf: Flynn: Okay, that was the worst acting I've ever seen. Luna knows something, I think I know what it is.

Conf: Davy: Okay, so you're probably think that Davy's mad right now, and he is to a certain extent, but the three things Tristan said to me before he got booted has made Davy less angry.

Conf: Diego: Okay, I've slept on it. Had a siesta after that last challenge, and I've decided I'm going to go after that friend of Viviana's, then go from there. Getting Elyse to vote for her will be the easy part, it's Lucas I'm worried about. He's gonna need some convincing.

Silena: Come on Viv.

Viviana: No.

Silena: You know you should.

Viviana: I don't feel like it.

Silena: Come on, you know you'll feel better afterwards.

Viviana: Okay fine, I'll eat.

Viviana gets up from her seat.

Silena: Viv, you know that's not what I'm talking about.

Viviana: I know. I'm just getting away from you.

Viviana turns and starts heading away from Silena.

Silena: You know, I remember when you helped me conquer my fear of dirt. This, this is kinda pathetic how you won't face your fear, and just talk to him.

Viviana stops. For a second, she pauses before roaring back at Silena.

Viviana: THIS IS DIFFERENT!

Silena: No it's not. All you have to do is go and talk to him. That's it.

Viviana: But what if he doesn't understand?

Silena: Well then, that's a risk you're going to have to take. If you don't But doing nothing is even worse. You're already made this bed, now lay in it!

Viviana: But...

Silena: I SAID LAY IN IT!

Viviana: *Sigh* You're never gonna let this go until I actually do something, are you?

Silena: Nope.

Viviana turns around and heads to Michael,who is having a chat with Lucas at the bar while Diego and Elyse are not too far away playing basketball with a ball and hoop that Elyse brought from home.

Lucas: Viviana probably doesn't hate you. She's probably just more focused on the game, that's all.

Michael: I suppose you're right. I guess I should be focused on the game too. But I just can't just turn off my feelings. Especially when she's on the same team.

Lucas: And you don't have to. Just go out there, put your best face on every day, and just do the best you can. Everything will sort itself out eventually. You just control the things that only you can control.

Michael: Thanks man, that's some really good advice!

Lucas: Well, my big sister is a therapist.

Meanwhile, Fred has just gotten back from the bathroom, and sits down on a nice, comfy seat.

Fred: Hey, what's that?

He gets up, sticks his hand in the cushion, and he pulls out a remote.

Fred: Huh, wonder what this does.

Fred presses a button. A flashing disco ball comes out from the ceiling.

Deigo: What the?

It was at that exact omoent that Elyse passed the ball to Diego. The ball of course goes past Diego.

Elyse: Watch out!

The ball hits Michael in the face and knocks him backwards. Fred pushes the button again. The disco ball retracts.

Fred: Sorry everyone!

Viviana rushes over to Michael.

Viviana: Are you okay?

Michael: Yah, I'm okay. Just didn't see that coming.

Viviana: Hey um. there's something I wanted to talk to you about.

Michael: Okay, what is it?

Just then, Chris interrupts with another challenge announcement.

Chris: *Intercom* Attention contestants, we will be arriving at our next destination shortly.

Viviana: Seriously?

Diego: Already?

Chris: *Intercom* Yes, seriously. Meet me in the cargo hold in 10 minutes.

10 minutes later, everyone is in the cargo hold. Chris and Chef come out both wearing Victorian era clothes.

Chris: *Pretend British accent, but sounding kinda like a pirate* Why 'ello mateys! Can anyone guess where we are?

Davy: *Excited* LONDON! Meh hometown!

Chris: Why that is correct Davy meh old chap!

Viviana: Cut the accent already! It's seriously starting to get on my nerves!

Chris: Alright, fine! Sheesh.

Davy: I could really go some bangers n' mash right about now.

Chris: Sorry Davy, but it's not an eating challenge.

Davy: Then what kinda bloody challenge is it?

Chris: How about an obstacle course? Chef!

Chef opens the door. Everyone walks out of the plane. In front of them is a lovely looking field of strawberries.

Viviana: A strawberry field? Really? That's the best you can do?

Chris: Oh, I wouldn't wanna touch these strawberries.

Chris takes of Chef's hat and throws it at a strawberry. Apon impact with the fruit, it explodes.

Chris: That's right kiddies, welcome to the Strawberry Fields of Doom!

All of the contestants' jaws drop, except for Davy, who is impressed.

Chris: But that's not all, after passing through the Strawberry Fields of Doom, you'll have to climb over The Wall, where if you don't hit it, it hits you!

Cut to a brick wall. Suddenly, one brick goes back into the wall, and out comes a boxing glove. A cannon shooting paint comes out of another brick. Davy smiles as the rest of the contestants gasp.

Chris: And then after that, you'll need to go down the stairway to pain!

Cut to a simple looking stairway. A leaf falls on it, and immediantely gets lit on fire.

Michael: *To Lucas* Hold me.

Chris: And then to finish it off, you'll have to grab a bike, and go down the valley of the rolling stones.

Cut to the top of a peak, where some interns are ready to drop some perfectly round stones at a moment's notice. Meanwhile, Michael faints.

Chris: And that's just your pre challenge!

Davy: Now that's what I'm talking about! This is exactly the kind of challenge that I signed up for!

Chris: Glad you like it Davy.

Suddenly, Chris gets a call from his producers. He answers it.

Chris: WHAT?...Yes...okay...uh huh...yes, they're not real.

Chris hangs up his phone.

Chris: Now on your mark...get set...GO!

The contestants start to run. Elyse and Flynn are ahead of everyone else, followed by Diego, Davy, and Luna until...

Davy: HA! Take this sucker!

Davy trips Diego. Diego lands on some strawberries, which explode, sending Diego up into the sky. Meanwhile...

Fred: Hey uh, you've seen any good movies lately?

Michael: I rarely have time to see movies. I think the last movie I saw was Deathpool.

Fred: Oh yah, HAHA! That movie was really funny!

Michael: Yah, but the ending was really sappy.

Fred: Yah, I'd go along with that. Hey, watch where you're going!

Michael: Huh?

Michael's foot gets caught, causing him to fall down. He lands on some strawberries, and imeeidinetely gets blasted into the sky.

Fred: I tried to warn ya!

Meanwhile...

Viviana: Hey Kaele, how's the team swap going?

Kaele: Oh good! I've already made some friends.

Flannery: Yah, like me! Oh, together, we helped take down Tristan!

Viviana: That creepy guy? That's good. What a lunatic that guy was!

Kaele: Ugh, don't I know it! I was on the same team as him for one day, and I could already tell he was a nutjob.

Flannery: At least you didn't have to spend 8 whole challenges with him!

Kaele: So true! So Viviana, what's the latest on Michael?

Viviana: I tried to tell him how I felt, but Chris just had to interupt with this dumb challenge!

Kaele: That must've been annoying!

Viviana: Oh, it was!

Further back...

Silena: Hey Blake! What's going on? You still afraid of rollercoasters?

Blake: Oh yah kinda, but what you did that day helped. I'm still afraid, but less now. Thank for pushing my buttons!

Silena: You're welcome, and if you ever have another fear, you know who to call.

Blake: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

Lucas: INCOMING!

Blake and Silena: Huh?

Diego lands on Silena and Blake.

Diego: Ugh, ese dueleo. Thanks for breaking my fall.

Blake: *Sarcastically* You're welcome.

Silena: Oh uh, hi Diego.

Diego gets up.

Diego: Oh hi um, Silena is it?

Silena: Yes.

Deigo: Here, let me help you up.

Diego helps Silena up.

Silena: Thank you. *giggles*

Conf: Blake: What a wind bag!

Conf: Diego: Ugh, that may have hurt, but Davy actually did me a favor. Now I can begin my plan to get rid of Silena. Oh, and the fact she has an obvious crush on me makes all the more easier.

Diego: May I help you up?

Blake: Sure.

Diego helps Blake up. Meanwhile, Elyse and Flynn have finished the first obstacle, and have began climbing up the wall.

Elyse: Hey, you're not a bad runner.

Flynn: Thanks. Swimming is more my thing, but I'm also a good runner.

Elyse: Obviously.

Just then, Elyse gets punched by a boxing glove. She shakes it iff, and keeps on going.

Flynn: Man, didn't that hurt?

Elyse: I'm not a man, and yah, it did a little, but I've gotta keep on going if I want to...

Flynn: Want to impress a particular parent?

Elyse: Yes, how did you know?

Flynn: I'm good at reading emotions. Also, I kinda overheard part of your conversation with Lucas last challenge.

Elyse: Oh yah, riiiiiiiiiight.

Elyse and Flynn get to the top of the wall at about the same time, they both jump down the other side to the mattresses below just as Fred, Davy, and Luna had started to climb the wall.

Davy: Huh, You're a surprisingly good athlete.

Luna: Yah, well...I was raised by my uncle...We live on a mountain...beautiful place...He taught me how to fish, hunt,...and mountain climb.

Davy: Ah, Davy remembers his uncle. He taught me how to play guitar, and my love for rock music. And then he went to jail. Sad.

Luna: ...Oh.

Davy: Just don't tell anyone that you saw Davy being sad! Got it?

Luna: I...I got it.

Fred: Don't worry, I won't tell anyon...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Just then, he gets hit in the face with a paint cannon. He falls, bounces off the mattress, and knocks over Viviana, who was just about to start her climb on the wall.

Viviana: Hey, watch where you're going!

Fred: I would, but gravity!

Viviana: Just get off me please.

Fred: Okay.

Fred, Viviana and Blake, start their climb up the wall. Meanwhile, Diego is staying back with Silena and Lucas. As Silena is distracted by Diego's physique, she doesn't notice as she accidently trips Lucas. Lucas falls, and gets launched up into the sky.

Silena: Oh, did I do that?

Diego: No, Lucas was a good length away from you. There's no way you could've tripped him.

Silena shrugs her shoulders.

Silena: Okay.

Diego and Silena keep on going. Just as they arrive at the wall, Michael bounces off the matress and gets launched into the air once more. Meanwhile, on the Stairway to Pain, Elyse got tarred and feathered, and Flynn got hit in the nuts by a boxing glove.

Flynn: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Elyse: *Spits out feathers* Get up!

Flynn: I will, in just a few minutes. Go on with out me!

Elyse: Okay.

Elyse continues down the stairway, but not before stepping on some tacks, which of course with her cleats, has no effect. Meanwhile, Luna and Davy are just starting their way down the stairway.

Davy: Hmmmmmmmmmmm..........Stop!

Luna: W...Why?

Davy: Got a plan. What if we tried tiptoeing down the side of this staircase.

Luna: Well...not getting hit by this crazy staircase...is better than getting hit by it...It's worth a shot.

Davy and Luna tip-toe quietly down the edge of the staircase, and don't get harmed. As they finish, Kaele and Flannery see them.

Kaele: Hmm...If it worked for them, you think it'll work for us?

Flannery: Worth a shot.

Flannery and Luna both go down the same way as Luna and Davy did, with the same result. Meanwile, Flynn has just gotten up.

Flynn: Well, here goes nothing.

Flynn, noticing none of this as he was just focused on his pains, goes down a few stairs, a robotic arm trips him, and he falls down the rest of the staircase.

Flynn: At least I'm done with that *censored* staircase.

Meanwhile, Blake is almost at the top of the wall, when he gets hit in the head by a hammer, and gets knocked down. He bounces off a mattress, and lands on Diego.

Blake: Ugh, you again.

Diego: Could you please just get off of me?

Blake: With pleasure.

Meanwhile...

Elyse: Come on Elyse, you're doing good! Wah...

A boulder comes down.

Elyse: It's time to put the petal to her medal!

Elyse speeds up, and just makes it past the boulder. She then rushes to the end of the course.

Chris: Elyse, you're the first one to make it from your team!

Elyse: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

Chris: That would be Michael. Interns, the cushion.

The interns get a cushion, Michael lands on it safely.

Michael: Why'd you do that for me? That was oddly out of character for you.

Chris: Because if you die, I get sued.

Michael: And that's back in character.

Meanwhile, back at the wall, Blake gets hit by a paint cannon.

Blake: Ugh, that was not pleasant.

Lucas: INCOMING!

Blake: Huh?

Lucas hits Blake, and together the combined force knocks over the wall. Blake, curious, knocks on a brick in the wall.

Blake: This thing is fake! OUCH!

Blake gets hit by a boxing glove.

Lucas: It's Chris, are you really surprised?

Blake: Good point.

Diego: Thanks for that! Come on Silena and Lucas!

Lucas: Gotta go.

Diego, Silena, and Lucas head to the Stairway o Pain. Blake gets up and follows. When they get there...

Diego: Woah, hold on.

Silena: What?

Diego: We need to think of a way for each of us to cross safely.

Silena: Hmmmmmmmmm...........

Lucas: Hmmmmmmmm...I know this is a longshot, but wat if we tried going down the ends of the stairs. Think about it. If I was Chris, I'd bet I'd think we'd all be dumb enough to go down the middle.

Silena: That's brilliant!

Diego: You two do that, I'll just go down my way.

Lucas: And what is your way?

Diego: Watch this.

Diego does acrobatics all the way down the stairs, skillfully avoid each and every trap that comes his way.

Silena: Isn't he dreamy?

Blake rolls his eyes.

Lucas: Come on, lets go!

Silena: Okay.

Lucas and Silena both go down the ends of the stairs, Blake soon follows. Meanwhile, Davy and Luna are ahead of Fred and Viviana who are ahead of Silena and Flannery, who got hit by a stone. Flynn is trailing them.

Luna: WATCH OUT!

Davy got hit by the stone. Luna just narrowly avoided it. Davy started going again and eventually caught up to Luna.

Davy: Nice warning, but could you please make it earlier nesxt time!

Luna: O...Okay.

Fred: Sooooooooo.......

Viviana: You're a spaz. You know that, right?

Fred: Hey! I was just trying to have a polite conversation!

Viviana: Yah, well I'm not interested.

Fred: LOOK OUT!

Viviana and Fred stop their bikes just in the nick of time.

Viviana: Gee, thanks.

Fred: Yah well, I do have my moments.

Flynn: MUST...CATCH...UP!

Just then, Flannery and Kaele get hit by a stone. Flynn passes them.

Flannery: Ugh, not again.

Kaele: At least these things are fake.

Flannery: You can say that again. I think these things are made of paper mache.

Kaele: Knowing Chris, I wouldn't be surprised.

Meanwhile, Silena is again distracted by Diego, when suddenly, she gets hit by a stone.

Blake: *As he's passing by* You're being uuuuuuuuuuuused!

Silena: What?

Blake facepalms himself. Meanwhile, Luna, Davy, Fred, and Viviana have crossed the finish line.

Chris: And the Dragons have half their team past the finish line. Thunderbirds just have two.

Just then, Flynn, Kaele, and Flannery cross the finish line.

Chris: Make that five.

Later, Deigo and Lucas have crossed the finish line. It's down to Silena and Blake.

Silena: Sorry hun, but I gotta win this for my team!

Blake: You do know you're being used, right.

Silena can't hear him as a stone comes rolling down the hill.

Silena: What?

Silena gets hit by the stone. Blake facepalms himself. But he continues on, and wins the race for his team.

Chris: And the Thunderbirds win the advantage for next round!

Scene cuts to everyone standing just outside the Imperial War Museum. There's 14 motorized go carts.

Chris: Hey everyone, remember Grand Chef Auto?

Everyone: Yes Chris.

Chris: Well, your challenge is basically that, except in London.

Davy: Yay! Vandalism!

Chris: Thunderbirds, for winning the last challenge, you guys get these carts.

Chris points to seven nice, shiny carts.

Flannery: Wait, why are there seven of them?

Chris: Because I didn't know which team would lose last time. Anyways, Dragons, for losing, you guys get these carts.

He points at some old, broken down carts.

Viviana: I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Chris, you have officially run out of ideas!

Chris: And just for that comment Viviana, you and your entire team will have to wear these clothes. *points at himself*

Cuts to the Dragons in steampunk clothing. Diego are both wearing suits with top hats, green and black respectively. Viviana, Silena, and Elyse are all wearing dresses, purple, white, and pink respectively, with big wigs. Lucas is just wearing a brown suit.

Viviana: Why'd I open my big mouth?

Michael: I dont know, I kinda like this suit. It looks cool and it's slimming.

Elyse: Well I for one think we look utterly ridiculous!

Lucas: I'd second that.

Chris: Okay guys, your first stop is Big Ben. Then you have to tag Buckingham Palace. Your third stop is Piccadilly Circus, and then your final target is the London Eye. Then you've gotta race back to here. Any questions?

Michael: Um, I've gotta go...

Chris: Good! Everyone, start your engines.

Michael: Oh...

Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!

Everyone goes. Davy is ahead, followed by Kaele and Elyse. Flannery, Luna, and Lucas is just behind them, and trailing them are Flynn. Diego, Silena and Lucas are behind everyone.

Viviana: So, about what I wanted to talk to you about, back on the plane.

Michael: Oh yah.

Viviana: I just wanted to say that...

Suddenly, Blake comes into the picture, and interrupts Viviana.

Blake: Hey, I there's something fishy going on with Diego.

Viviana: Thanks, we'll look into it. Now could you please leave us alone, we're kinda having a moment.

Blake: Oh, sorry. Yes.

Blake speeds ahead.

Michael: So what is it you wanted to say?

Viviana: I just wanted to say that I'm just not ready for a relationship at the moment. Not saying no to something down the road, but I just think that for now, we should just be more focused on the game.

Michael: Whew, that's a relief.

Viviana: What?

Michael: Lucas helped me realize that I was being too hasty. I agree, right now, we should be more focused on the game. Our families need us.

Viviana: Agreed.

Davy is the first one to get to Big Ben. He tags it with his band's logo.

Davy: HAHA! First one! Waita go Davy!

Elyse: WATCH OUT!

Davy: What the?

Elyse crashes into Davy's cart. The crash ruptures a slight crack in Davy's gas tank.

Elyse: Sorry.

Davy: Just watch where you're going next time!

Davy gets back in his cart, and proceeds on his way to Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile...

Lucas: Come on, we need to speed up! We're losing ground!

Silena sighs.

Lucas: Suit yourself.

Lucas speeds ahead of Silena and Diego. Later, Michael and Viviana reach Big Ben.

Viviana: What should we tag it with?

Michael: How about an F, for friendship?

Viviana: Awwwwwwwwwww. That's sweet.

Viviana and Michael tag Big Ben with an F. Viviana's looks more artsy than Michael's.

Viviana: WTF? Is that a frog?

Michael: Yours looks like it's in cursive.

Viviana: Touche.

Viviana and Michael get back in their seats. They go a ways before one of Michael's wheels fall off.

Viviana: You need help?

Michael examines is cart. He finds the broken part.

Michael: No I'm fine, I've got the missing part right here. I can re-attach the wheel easily. You go on without me. For the game, remember?

Viviana: *Smiles* Yah, I remember. See ya!

Michael: See ya!

Viviana speeds off. Michael turns around and goes to pick up his wheel, when Lucas speeds past right in front of him.

Lucas: Sorry!

Michael: It's okay!

Meanwhile...

Flynn: Gotta...get...ahead of...Davy! Must...make him...look bad.

Flannery over hears this.

Flannery: Don't you think you're taking this a little too serioulsy?

Flynn: What? We've gotta get rid of Davy.

Flannery: Why?

Flynn: Because he's not a good guy. Just trust me on this one.

Flannery: I do, but if you intentionally sabatoge a team member, that only makes you look bad. Think about it this way: What would Blake think?

Flynn thinks about it for a moment.

Flynn: I guess you're right. But that being said, we can't let him get to anyone else. Got it?

Flannery: Yah, I've got it. How about we make a pact. I promise I'll vote for Davy, no matter what happens, next time we lose. Okay?

Flynn: Okay.

Meanwhile, Davy, Luna, Elyse, and Kaele make it to Buckingham Palace.

Elyse: Hey, wanna pants a guard? I always wanted to do that if I ever visted London.

Davy: You read my mind.

Kaele: You two can do whatever you want, I'm just gonna complete the challenge.

Luna: I...agree with her.

Elyse: Oh come on, it'll only take a few seconds!

Kaele: Sorry, no. Don't wanna get arrested. Peace!

Luna: Same.

Kaele and Luna tag the palace and leave.

Davy: Wussies!

Kaele: Whatever!

Davy and Elyse sneak up on a guard.

Davy: In 3...2...1...GO!

Davy and Elyse run up to the guard, and pants him. The guard just stands there straight, not moving from his position.

Elyse: Yoohoo!

The guard does nothing.

Davy: We just pantsed you!

Again the guard does nothing.

Elyse: *Snaps fingers* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Again, the guard just stands still.

Elyse: You're no fun.

Davy: Come on, lets go!

Elyse: Agreed!

Davy and Elyse tag the gate and then continue on their journey. Meanwhile,Diego and Silena have already tagged Big Ben, and were on their way to Buckingham Palace.

Diego: Come on, we should speed up. Right now, I think We're in last place.

Silena: I agree, but how? These carts are *censored* at best!

Diego: Hmmmmmmmmmm.......

Suddenly, Diego passes by two cars, and then gets an idea.

Diego: How about we get some power from those cars?

Silena: Better than doing nothing.

Conf: Diego: Okay, I know what you all are thinking, but this has to look good, okay.

Lucas arrives at Buckingham Palace. He sees something rather peculiar...

Lucas: A guard with his pants down? Elyse.

And Blake.

Lucas: Oh hey Blake.

Blake: Hey Lucas. Hey, I don't believe I got a chance to thank you for the Galapagos Islands.

Lucas: Any time. Hey, did you see that pantsed guard?

Blake: Yah, and I'd bet Davy had something to do with that.

Lucas: Yah, or Elyse!

Both laugh.

Blake: Well, see ya.

Lucas: See ya.

Blake leaves. Lucas goes to tag the gate. Meanwhile, Davy is almost at Piccadilly Circus when his cart stops.

Davy: Come on! Go cart go! Davy commands it!

Davy gets out, and sees he's out of gas.

Davy: Aw bloody *censored*, now how am I supposed to...ERR!

Davy kicks the cart then turns around. He then sees a double decker bus just pulling up at a stop. He then gets a grinch-esque smile.

Davy: Idea.

Davy heads on over to the bus. He then gets in, grabs the driver, and throws him out of the bus, then closes the door.

Davy: Okay, listen up. I'm on a reality tv show, and I need this bus to complete a challenge. Any objections?

Guy: Um, I have to get to a...

Before the guy can finish his sentence, Davy responds by grabbing him, opening up the door, then throwing him at the driver.

Davy: Anyone else?

Everyone shakes their head "No" at Davy. Just then, a familiar face comes down from the upper deck.

Brian: Eh? What's goin on? Wait, Davy?

Davy: Brian! Meh singer! How it going man?

Brian: Terrific! Eh, are you still on that show?

Davy: Yes I am. Davy kinda needs this bus to complete this challenge.

Brian: Say no more, I'll get back in meh seat.

Davy: Okay.

Brian gets back to his seat, and Davy gets in the drivers seat. He puts his seat belt on, then puts his foot on the gas, speeding down the street. As all of this was going on, Flannery and Flynn had passed himand had gotten to Piccadilly Circus, along with Kaele and Luna.

Kaele: Come on, we have to move fast!

Luna: O...Okay.

Flynn: Agreed.

As they are going to apply their tag, Elyse arrives.

Elyse: Move over jerks.

Elyse pushes Luna out of the way, applies her tag, and then leaves quick as lightning.

Flannery: Hey, that wasn't very nice!

Luna: She..She's gone.

Kaele: I know but seeing her do that and then leave with no remorse just irks me.

Luna: Come...Come on, we're losing time.

Kaele: You're right.

Luna and Kaele apply their tag. Just then, A double decker bus comes speeding at them.

Kaele: WATCH OUT!

Kaele and Luna dodge just as the bus comes to screeching halt. Davy gets out.

Davy: Don't mind meh girls, just adding another tag.

Just as Davy goes to apply a tag, Fred and Viviana arrive, blocking Davy's bus.

Davy: Aye, get out of meh bloody way!

Viviana: Relax, this'll only take a few seconds.

Fred: I'm sorry, I'll move my...

Viviana: Don't even think about! Now come on!

Fred: Oh...FINE! *To Davy* Sorry man.

In a hurried rush, Kaele and Luna get to their carts, and continue on their way. Meanwhile, Blake is having some problems.

Blake: Oh come on! Ugh, there had to be a funeral blocking the way.

Blake waits. Eventually, all the cars pass, Blake starts to go, but not before Lucas passes him.

Blake: Oh great! Now I'm even closer to last place.

Meanwhile, Diego and Silena have just passed Buckingham Palace.

Diego: Hey, think we should take a short cut?

Silena: What kind of short cut?

Diego: Follow me.

Silena: Okay.

Diego turns into an alley. Silena follows.

Silena: Are you sure this is a short cut?

Diego: Yes, just trust me.

Meanwhile, Kaele and Luna had just caught up to Elyse.

Luna: OHHHHHHHHHHHH!...I hate her so bad.

Just then, Kaele sees a fruitstand up ahead. She turns and grabs a banana just in time.

Kaele: Well, it works in MarioKart.

Kaele squeezes the fruit out of the banana. It hits Elyse's wig.

Elyse: Hey, what was that?

Just then, Kaele throws the peel in front of Elyse's cart. Elyse runs over it, and she swerves out of control. Kaele and Luna take the lead.

Luna: Oh my.

Kaele: You're welcome!

Flannery: Did Kaele just throw a banana at Elyse?

Flynn: Yah, it landed on her wig!

Both laugh as they pass Elyse. Elyse hears this.

Elyse: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'll get you back for this! I'll get all you nerds back! Just watch!

Elyse backs her cart up, and continues on her way. Meanwhile, Blake is going down a road, when he sees a bus speeding right in front of him.

Davy: *Honks horn twice* OUT OF MEH BLOODY WAY!

Blake: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Blake swerves, and hits a near by fruitstand.

Blake: Ugh.

Then Michael passes him.

Michael: Hey Blake!

Blake: Hey Michael, you think you could help?

Michael is too far away to hear Blake.

Blake: Oh great.

Later, Kaele, Luna, Flynn and Flannery have just arrived at the last checkpoint, the London Eye.

Flynn: Hey, that was funny, what you did to Elyse.

Kaele: Yah, I know, right? I didn't think that would work!

Both laugh.

Flannery: Whelp, we better get to tagging this place.

Luna: Agreed.

Just then, Elyse comes speeding at towards their carts!

Elyse: *Censored* YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Elyse hits their carts, causing a wreck.

Flannery: Elyse?

Kaele: WHAT THE *censored*?

Elyse: THAT'S FOR THIS!

She takes off her wig, and shows Kaele the splattered banana on the back of it. Kaele, Flynn and Flannery laugh.

Elyse: What? What's so funny.

Kaele: The wig. That's what's funny. That combined with the splattered banana.

Elyse turns the wig around. she examines the splattered banana, as well as the overall ridiculousness of the wig itself.

Elyse: You're right, that does kinda look funny. I guess I'm sorry.

Luna: It's...It's okay.

Kaele: Come on, we'd better apply our tags and get going.

Flynn: Agreed.

The five tag the ferris wheel. They go to get in their carts the four Thunderbirds have no trouble starting, but Elyse's first starts off slow, then stops.

Elyse: OH COME ON! *sigh* I guess shouldn't have retaliated.

Meanwhile, Kaele, Luna, Flannery, and Flynn the first to finish.

Chris: And the Thunderbirds are ahead by four players!

Viviana and Fred arrive at the London Eye.

Viviana: Come on, we've already lost enough time with that "short cut". I'm surprised we're still ahead of Davy.

Fred: Yah, short cut.

Viviana and Fred apply their tag to the London Eye, and leave. On their way to the finish line, they find Elyse standed, and trying to break into a car.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't you be racing?

Elyse: Um yah, about that. My cart may or may not have broken down. *cheesy smile*

Viviana: Need some help?

Elyse: Yah, sure.

Fred: Need some rope?

Viviana: Sure.

Viviana ties one end of the rope to the back of her cart, and the other end to the front of Elyse's cart.Viviana tows Elyse across the finish line.

Chris: And the Dragons get their first three players across the finish line!

Meanwhile, a double decker bus pulls up at the London Eye.

Davy: Okay, now where is meh...Oh, there's Davy's spray paint.

Suddenly...

Person: Excuse, me, but some of us wanted to get off her.

Kid: Yah, I've never been on the London Eye.

The kid stares at Davy with puppy dog eyes.

Davy: *sigh* I'm going to have to do the right thing here, aren't I?

Passengers: YES!

Davy: Okay, fine. but just let Davy tag this place, alright.

Davy opens the door, then the passengers get out. Just as this is happening, Michael and Lucas arrive.

Michael: Hey, I wnated to talk to you about something.

Lucas: Okay, what?

Michael: It's about Diego.

Lucas: Okay.

Michael: I think there's something fishy going on with him.

Lucas: Hmm...I don't know about that. Like what?

Michael: I don't know, look something just doesn't feel right. Listen man, will you just trust me?

Lucas: Okay man. *In mind* I'm still not sure.

Michael and Lucas tag the ferris wheel, then continue on their way. Just then, the people are done getting out of the bus, then Davy gets out.

Davy: Ugh, they wouldn't even let me go first. *He sees Michael and Lucas* Aw man, now I'm behind them. That's just bloody brilliant.

Davy angrily tags the London Eye then gets back on the bus and leaves.

Chris: And the Dragons get their fourth and fifth contestants across the finish line!

Just then...

Flannery: WATCH OUT!

Everyone gets out of the way as Davy crosses the finish line. Davy opens the door and gets out of the bus.

Chris: Davy? What the...

Davy: You said we had to cross the finish line. You didn't say we have to do it in our carts!

Chris: That is... true.

Diego, Silena, and Blake are the last to arrive at the London Eye.

Silena: Some short cut that turned out to be.

Diego: Look, I didn't know about the funeral procession, okay! Now can we just tag this place!

Diego, Silena, and Blake rush to tag the ferris wheel then get back in their carts. As they're heading toward the finish line...

Diego: Hehehe...

Diego speeds ahead, and crosses the finish line.

Chris: And it looks like it's down to Silena and Blake. Again.

Silena and Blake are racing to the finish line.

Chris: Ooh, looks like it's going to be close.

Chris takes a picture with his phone of Blake and Silena crossing the finish line, it's close.

Chris: Looks like a tie is what we've got.

The contestants gasp.

Elyse: But what are we supposed to do? Who wins?

Chris: In this challenge, nobody won. So to decide this thing, we're gonna have a tiebreaker round!

The contestants groan. Cuts to a soccer field.

Chris: Oaky, we're gonna decide this the way they do in the World Cup. Each team gets 5 penalty kicks, and the team that has made the most wins. If we're still tied, then we keep going till we're not. Now, who wants to be goalie?

Elyse: Ooh ooh! I do! pick me!

Viviana: Well, she's probably the most athletic on our team.

Elyse: YESSSSSSSS!

Davy: I'll do it, mates.

Flannery: It's not like we've got any better options.

Cuts to the Dragons' first shot. It's Lucas against Davy. Lucas kicks the ball, but Davy easily catches it.

Davy: Come on! You're gonna hafta do better than that!

In the Thunderbirds' first shot, it's Flannery against Elyse. Flannery misses it wide right.

Elyse: Oh yah! Uh huh!

In the Dragons' second shot, Michael kicks the ball, and it just goes by Davy's fingers, and into the net.

Michael: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Michael, caught up in the moment, takes his shirt off then hugs Viviana.

Viviana: Get off me!

Conf: Viviana: That was so uncouth Michael, show a little class!

Kaele makes the Thunderbirds' second shot.

Kaele: HAH! TAKE THAT!

Elyse: Whatever.

Fred takes the Dragons third shot, and misses badly.

Davy: Come on! You can do better than that!

Flynn makes the Thunderbirds' third shot.

Elyse: Eh, that was a fluke.

Flynn: Yah right.

Viviana kicks the ball, it goes left, Davy dives, but just misses as the ball goes into the net. After that, Viviana, caught up in the moment,  does her best Brandi Chastain impression, and then hugs Michael. Michael immediately whispers the obvious in her ear, and she immediately puts her shirt back on. Her face is as red as a tomato.

Conf: Viviana: I just...took my...

Before Vivi can finish her sentence, she faints in the confessional. Chef hears.

Chef: Oh no, we are so gonna get sued!...WAIT!

Chef leaves for a moment, then comes back with Lucas.

Lucas: What the?

Chef points at Viviana, Lucas turns around.

Lucas: I'll go get the smelling salts.

Meanwhile, Luna kicks the ball, but it just misses the net and hits the sidebar.

Luna: Oh well, I was never really good at soccer anyway.

Silena goes up to kick the ball. The ball hits Davy's face and bounces back.

Davy: Ugh, that was not plesant, but at least I blocked the ball.

Blake is up for the last shot...

Elyse: Come on nerd! Any day now!

Blake: I'm concentrating!

Elyse: Well hurry up!

Blake kicks the ball. It hits the crossbar, then bounces off on Elyse's head and into the net.

Chris: And Blake, despite being in last place all day, comes through for the Thunderbirds! Dragons, meet me at the elimination ceremony.

The Dragons groan.

As the teams head to the plane, Davy has a chat with Chef.

Davy: So even though You didn't do anything to help me in this challenge, I'll still give you your 3% bonus because we won, which puts me in a good mood.

Chef: I was going to give you this walkie talkie, but Chris was right there, so it was just impossible with out him seeing.

Davy: It's okay, I understand. Gimme that.

Davy swipes the walkie talkie from Chef. Before the elimination ceremony...

Diego: So, I think we all know who we're voting for tonight.

Lucas: Most definantely! Silena tripped me....

Elyse: And don't forget she lost the game for us.

Lucas: Exactly.

Diego: Good.

Conf: Fred: Ugh, man, she treated me like dirt all day!

Conf: Diego: Man, their were a few bumps and bruises along the way, but that was easier than I thought.

Conf:Silena: I'm voting for Fred because he just rubs me the wrong way, and because of what Diego told me a few minutes ago.

Chris: Okay Gloria, it's time shoot some one out of this plane again!

The contestants are weirded out. Finally, Lucas speaks up.

Lucas: But I thought it was called the Cannon of Loserdom?

Chris: That is what you contestants call her.

Again, everyone is weirded out by Chris. Chris starts the elimination ceremony, pretending nothing ever happened.

Chris: Elyse, you played a good, clean game today. You may have let a few balls get past you, but other than that, you were one of the first to finish for your team in both the first and second challenges.

Viviana: *Sarcastic* Clean being the oprative word.

Chris: Anyways, here's your barf bag.

Elyse catches her barf bag.

Chris: Lucas, Michael, you guys also got no votes.

Michael and Lucas catch their barf bags.

Chris: Now, the rest of you got at least one vote tonight.

Silena looks nervous.

Chris: Fre...

Silena: Okay, that's it, I quit. I'm doing this for you Viviana, to give you more time with Michael. You deserve it. *Turns to Chris* Which is why I'm going in her place, please.

Chris: Okay.

Silena: What? That actually worked?

Chris: Sure, you got the most votes anyway.

As Chef fits Silena for a parachute and helmet.

Silena: But but but...

Chef puts her in the cannon.

Chris: Any last words?

Silena: Who did thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Chris: Who commit crimes? Who will get injured? Probably Michael.

Michael: HEY!

Chris: Anyways, catch ya next time, on a brand new episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

Votes:

Silena: 3 Diego, Elyse, Lucas

Diego: 2 Michael, Viviana

Viviana: 1 Fred

Fred: 1 Silena