User:Raised By Wolves/Third Generation Character Rankings

14. Beardo - The Glorified Jukebox
Beardo sucks. He does nothing for the entire episode and pretty much costs his team the win along with Leonard. I'm not even going to keep talking about him because he's not worth the time. Best episode: I would say none, but by default it's "So, Uh, This Is My Team?". Screentime: Too much and I don't want any more. Development: 2/10, only because he shows that he's shy. Favorite ship: None.

13. Leonard - A Disgrace To LARPers
I stated earlier in my review for Sam that I am a gamer. However, I am not, and never intend on being, a LARPer. It's not that I find it silly and childish it's just that...well, actually that's pretty much it. Leonard is annoying and useless and cost his team the win twice. He's always voted off in the second episode. His legacy is long forgotten except to Sugar, except no one cares. Best episode: So, Uh, This Is My Team?. Screentime: TOO MUCH GET HIS FACE AWAY FROM ME. Development: 0/10. Favorite ship: LeonardxSugar.

12. Amy - The Evil Twin
Here's one thing Pahkitew Island did right, and it's that they eliminated a bunch of annoying people straight off the bat, coincidentally the same order of people I hate. Amy's awful, and she has no redeeming qualities. She's terrible Samey, she's mean, repulsive, horrible, and she humiliates people for no reason, especially her poor sister Samey. She totally had the manchineel fruit coming, especially after what she did to Samey. SHE CHANGED SAMEY'S NAME WTF! SHE WANTED SAMEY TO DIE IN EPISODE 1!! Anyway, she's just straight up awful, and if she is in another season I'd like her to be redeemed. Best episode: A Blast From The Past. Screentime: Not enough. Development: 2/10. Favorite ship: AmyxMax (for the lulz)

11. Sugar - Honey Boo Boo
We get it. Sugar is a weird genderbent Owen. Thank you for that, Teletoon. Not only is she a genderbender of Owen but she also gets super far in the game against all odds wow. The likeness is uncanny. She godplays weirdly in Mo Monkey Mo Problems. She gets one of my favorite characters, Ella, eliminated for no reason other than Ella wanting to be friends with her, and it's justified by saying that it's because of Sugar's pageant upbringing. However, like almost all sucky characters, she does have her moments. "Choo Choo! I'm a bus!" had me laughing for a long time. And I don't care what you say, Craptry was catchy! And Sky's right, Sugar does manage to see the positive light of a lot of things...except Ella. Best episode: This Is The Pits! Screentime: More than enough. Development: 6/10. Favorite ship: SugarxLeonard.

10. Rodney - Just Discovered Women
Has Rodney actually never met a girl in his life before? Because that's how it seems. All he does for the whole season is babble on and on and continues to fall in love with Scarlett, Amy and Jasmine. Although I'll admit, he's not a swine who objectifies women, like some people *cough*Dave*cough*. Best episode: I Love You, I Love You Knots. Screentime: Please, Teletoon, don't give him more. Development: 5/10. Favorite ship: None.

9. Dave - Germaphobic Womanizer
Ugh. So many problems with Dave. Although I'll start by saying this is the last person that I can't stand. Everyone AFTER Dave are people I liked (and yes the liked list begins after I've burned through pretty much half the cast). The reason Dave is the highest on my don't like pile is because for the majority of the season Dave entertained well and became a good base breaker. I thought he could get some real development and he did until they gave him some major derailment. My most major problem with Dave is that he stereotypes men. He acts like he's entitled to Sky just because he likes her. I'd like to go to Dave, smack his face and tell him that he's not entitled to anyone, he doesn't own Sky and he needs to stop acting like he's the sexiest guy on the planet. Guess what Dave, IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT LETTING SKY FINISH HER SENTENCE. Because of him, people actually don't like Sky. I don't even blame Sky, but I'll get to that later. Why did Dave go psycho crazy in the finale?! No one knows. For some reason, every season has some character that the creators just love to destroy. Ezekiel, Dakota and now Dave. Best episode: I Love You, I Love You Knots. Screentime: ugh. Development: 7/10 before they derailed him. Favorite ship: None, maybe DavexElla.

8. Topher - Pretty Boy Gets Screwed Over
I like Topher more than the average fan, because he has some darn funny lines. "Bring something nice." "I'll bring my FACE!", God this guy is too good. And I'll admit yes he is good looking. Quite good looking actually. His antics throughout the season were pretty funny too, I mean I knew he was never actually going to replace Chris but watching him try was decent entertainment. My only problem with him is that he never interacts with anyone but Chris much. Sad. Although I do hope he returns in a future season. Best episode: Mo Monkey Mo Problems. Screentime: I want more of that face he'll bring. Development: 6/10. Favorite ship: TopherxSamey.

7. Samey - The Good Twin
I feel good for Samey. She got a lot of character development and even a friend in Jasmine. She went from being a weak, submissive second banana to Amy to becoming a cool, confident girl who can stand up to her hellspawn sister. Their fight was very satisfying to me, especially when Samey fought back and insulted her sister - excellent, as Noah would put it. There are a lot of sibling rivalries out there, and I'm sure people can relate to this one. I hope this gives bullied siblings the confidence to stand up to their bad older siblings. I hope I get to see more of Samey, or should I say...Sammy. Best episode: A Blast From The Past. Screentime: Too less. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: TopherxSamey

6. Shawn - One Dimensional Zombie Freak
For most of the season, Shawn was pretty much just obsessed with zombies and was very one-note. Then, come "A Blast From The Past" and Shawn gets some balls rolling on his character development with his feelings for Jasmine, showing him that zombies aren't the only thing in life. What I wonder is, what kind of teenager is like this anyway? Are his parents even around? My parents would've slapped me and sent me to therapy sessions if I acted like Shawn. Anyway, he's pretty solid all around later on, so that's cool. JasminexShawn is a good ship. Best episode: Scarlett Fever. Screentime: Moderate. Development: 6.5/10. Favorite Ship: JasminexShawn.

5. Sky - Hated Athlete
Sky's hated for bad reasons, being that she rejected Dave. Can you blame her? First of all, I think it says a lot about Sky's character that she has a boyfriend back home, but really likes Dave and still refuses to date him. She's definitely loyal, maybe if Dave had waited for her to finish the sentence things could've gone better for the kid. Sky does not deserve the hate. Sure, she kissed Dave in the finale but let's face it, we all would have done the same thing. You can't expect her to be perfect. Dave was just extra weight and Jasmine is much more competent than Dave - Shawn already had the upper hand even if Dave was willing to work. I love how determined Sky is, and she's really pretty too lol. She kinda looks like Gwen. And no, she is not a copy of Zoey. She's her own, independent, dynamic character. Best episode: Scarlett Fever. Screentime: Good. Development: 9/10. Favorite Ship: None

4. Ella - The Lovely Snow White Expy
Ella's meant to be a Disney parody for sure, but I found her very charming and cute. The way she was eliminated was really unfair, especially since her singing helped her team on multiple occasions. And excuse me Chris if you don't like music so much WHY DID YOU MAKE AN ENTIRE SEASON BASED AROUND SINGING?! Ella is definitely one of my favorite characters on Total Drama Pakhitew Island, but she's outclassed by better, more interesting characters overall. I sympathized with her when she failed to become friends with Sugar. Best episode: Mo Monkey Mo Problems. Screentime: More would have been nice. Development: 7/10. Favorite ship: DavexElla

3. Jasmine - The Australian Stereotype
Jasmine's pretty cool. I'm glad they took the time to actually make a character that's not from Canada. I really loved Jasmine's accent, excellent VA. Jasmine had some great plots and she was an awesome character overall. This cast has a problem, and it's that the villains are very one-dimensional. I don't blame them, after all I'm comparing them to the cast which had 4 seasons for themselves, but that's beside the point. Jasmine is dynamic, fully fleshed out character which I like. Her relationship with Shawn was explored with a depth that didn't make it seems milked out and old, however their conflict in the finale was rather boring. Still, it wasn't bad. Best episode: Three Zones And A Baby. Screentime: Very good. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: JasminexShawn

2. Max - The Failed Supervillain
Max is a failed villain, but what separates him from the likes of Justin is that he's HILARIOUS! One of my favorite lines of his is him addressing Sky: "You're in my seat. Gone with you.". He talks and acts like a villain and yet he's comically incompetent, which is just amazing. He's a very unique character, and I mean that in a good way. Unfortunately he's also unrealistic. His adoration with babies is also too cute. His design is somewhat...weird. It's shallow that a lot of people hate him for it. Of course I loved the myriad of times he referred to Scarlett as his sidekick, and I could listen to Max talk funny all day long. Dang...I sound like Sugar. I'll stop now. Best episode: Scarlett Fever (yes I know I've used this one a lot). Screentime: Perfect, loved every scene he was in. Development: 5/10. Favorite ship: None.

1. Scarlett - The Smartest Of Them All
Scarlett delivered what is my 3rd favorite episode of all of Total Drama, Scarlett Fever. It's a very hate-it-or-love-it episode and you can be sure I LOVE IT. On to Scarlett as a character. Scarlett was a hilarious character. I loved how she would say something super smart and then have to dumb it down. Her best line before Scarlett Fever was "Samey's been pretending to be Amy the whole time. I thought we all knew that.", because dayuuuuum that girl is smart and that was unexpected. And here's something Total Drama did differently: surprise us. Of course they do that a lot, but usually it just has to do with eliminations. This time it was a plot twist that had to do with the actual plot of the episode. I did NOT expect Scarlett to be evil! Her conversation with Chris over the monitor was the best, and Scarlett Fever had me hooked the whole time, there was so much going on and it felt like an extra-long episode. It was so shocking. It would be awesome to see Scarlett return again, if only to see how that would turn out. Best episode: Isn't it obvious? Scarlett Fever! Screentime: Not too much, which was good because it helped hide the secret. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: None.