Noah

Noah, called the Lazy and Cynical Know-It-All, is a self-absorbed, lazy, manipulative teen who blends in with the background. He enjoys sitting, lying down, occasionally leaning, and reading. In his audition tape, he tells the camera that smarts always win in the end, and that he has got the competition in the bag. An off-camera voice belonging to a classmate of Noah's named Joey congratulates Noah on winning student body president. He is known for "being a freakish child genius." He joined because he wants to apply skills from fantasy-land survival video games to the real world. He was the third person to be voted off in the competition because he wouldn't participate in the challenge. He highly contrasts with Owen. Owen gained Noah's dislike when he voted him off (as well as Heather, Gwen, Izzy, Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, Cody, Trent, and Justin). Like Heather, he seems to dislike most campers, especially Cody, Gwen, Leshawna, and Izzy. Leshawna called him a disrespectful turkey when he was voted off (something he did not enjoy hearing from her). He only cheered for Owen in the final episode because although he dislikes both Gwen and Owen, he dislikes Gwen more. In The Big Sleep, he accidently kissed Cody on the ear in his sleep (an event that the other campers have constantly teased him about, especially Izzy).

How he got voted off
Noah met his end in Dodgebrawl when he didn't care about playing the game and instead he was reading a book. Apparently, he has some sort of life-threatening allergy. He can be some what of a good runner as seen in The Big Sleep, but only when he wants to be. When Noah got voted off, the Screaming Gophers threw their marshmallows at him when he said that he was the only one on their teams with any brains. Noah was the first person to get voted off in the Screaming Gophers. He was voted off because he didn't help the team in the dodge ball game. Of all the campers he hates, he hates Cody, Gwen, Leshawna, and Izzy the most (as stated above).

Audition tape
In his audition, Noah is congratulated by a friend, Joey, for making class president. Then he says that he is smart and that's how he'll come out on top.

Trivia

 * He is one of the most hated campers on the show (possibly rivaling Heather).
 * He is the most sadistic camper.
 * He is the only camper who enjoys watching other people fight. As exhibited in "Not So Happy Campers 2," when Heather and Leshawna are fighting about jumping over the cliff, Noah is the only camper smiling while the others appear concerned. He also demonstrates his enjoyment to see other people fight at "Haut Camp-ture," when Harold and Courtney get into a slap fight and fall into the pool, Noah exclaims "Excellent!"
 * Noah is surprisingly one of the most popular characters among fans.