User blog:Attackin/a thousand ways to get slashed

I know my last episode wasn’t very good but this time I spent a lot more time working on the episode and fixing spelling errors.

Malevolent mooses- “slasher”, Mark, Dave, and Angeline. (4/9)

Fabulous flamingos- Scarlet, Colette, Norville, Daisuke, Alec, and Victoria. (6/9)

Last time on total drama we went to the death dome and boy was it fun! Our favorite zombie freak Shawn appeared as his favorite thing... a zombie and Slasher eliminated Lily with some help. In the end it was Daisuke who ended up winning for his team. Who will go home? Who will feel the burn? Find out now on this episode of Total Drama Champions!

The scene opens up to Dave talking in the mooses cabin with Mark and Slasher.

Dave: after we went to the field she stayed and talked for five minutes she’s amazing!

Mark: I’m impressed Dave you’ve had two girlfriends overall in total drama that’s pretty amazing.

Slasher: not so impressive when you realize neither liked him very much.

Dave: Hey! Me and my Angie are the closest couple to ever compete on total drama!

Slasher: we’ll see if that changes, anyway sorry we have to leave Mark. me and Dave have to use the bathroom.

Dave: yea sorry Mark but my lady is waiting for me!

Mark: in the bathroom?

Slasher: outside of the bathroom, obviously!

'''Slasher: Dave may be more useless than Mark I’ll see which is less useful in the challenge and eliminate the bigger looser. Angie would probably vote for either person to get out.'''

The scene goes over to Angie who was waiting outside of the cabin as Slasher and Dave walk out.

Slasher: hello ally, shall we talk strategy?

Angeline: yea I know we’re eliminating Mark, he’s the only teammate who isn’t in our alliance.

Slasher grabs Angie and turns her around to talk in private.

Slasher (whispering): I know you don’t like Dave so as the nice guy that I am I’ll eliminate Dave if he does worse than Mark.

Angeline (whispering): finally!

Dave: so we’re eliminating Mark right?

Slasher: yea, you’re right.

Mark then walks out to get some fresh air.

Mark: what are you guys doing? I thought you were going to the bathroom.

Slasher: we were! Angeline just got in the way and Dave had to talk to his “girlfriend”.

Dave: not my fault she can’t stay away from me.

Angeline (mumbling): I wish you’d stay away from me...

Slasher: well have fun guys I’m going to the bathroom!

The scene shifts over towards the flamingos as they celebrate

Colette: great job again team! We are kicking their butts!

Alec: we sure are! I bet the next challenge they won’t stand a chance!

Colette: I like your enthusiasm Alec, alright team meeting is dismissed for now, go do what you need to be ready for the challenge. By the way Scarlet can I chat with you for a moment?

Scarlet: I suppose that would be fine.

Colette and Scarlet leave the group as Alec and Victoria leave followed by Norville and Daisuke. After walking a decent bit into the woods before they start talking strategy.

Colette: Norville and Daisuke are way too close they could be a threat later on, the merge isn’t far away and they could easily dominate. I’m not sabotaging our team, but I won’t be against us loosing to eliminate Daisuke. We should think of ways to put the blame on Daisuke later if we lose.

Scarlet: good idea, they will be a threat, after all Daisuke is good at challenges so with an alliance he could easily dominate.

Colette: glad you agree, later we should convince the others to join us.

Scarlet: obviously Daisuke is the more dangerous member so he should be our fist choice.

Colette: you’re right but Norville shouldn’t be out of the question.

The scene cuts over to  Victoria and Alec chatting alone.

Alec: hey Victoria remember our alliance from awhile ago?

Victoria: I remember, we did it during that dumb apple challenge.

Alec: well we haven’t had a meeting in awhile, and we need to talk!

Victoria: ok, I guess your right, an alliance is better than no alliance.

Alec: you and me are strong competitors but I have a bad feeling about Scarlet and Colette, they both seem very manipulative and can’t be trusted!

Victoria: you have a point, tonight we need to eliminate Colette. After all she is good at challenges so she’ll be an obvious threat.

Alec: glad you agree!

Alec: so far our alliance hasn’t done much but tonight, that’s going to change!

The scene then cuts over to Daisuke and Norville just enjoying their time together.

Daisuke: Norville, I can’t believe we’re about to merge it feels so great!

Norville: I know, I didn’t think I’d get this far!

Daisuke: and we’re going to make the finale with ease!

Norville: oh yea!

Norville and Daisuke high-five. Suddenly chris get on the loudspeaker.

Chris: campers meet me at the bottom of mt. chris, now!

The campers preceded to walk towards the mountain and met Chris at the bottom of the giant snowy mountain

Scarlet: what do you want this time Chris?

Chris: glad you asked! Today we’re climbing to the top of the mountain, first to the top wins an advantage!

Scarlet: sounds simple enough. We should be able to easily beat the mooses to the top.

Mark: that advantage is ours!

Mark: after being on this team for so long I’m really starting to feel like my teammates except me, with the possible exception of Slasher, but he’s mean to everyone.

Slasher: alright team to the top!

Colette: lets destroy these guys yet again!

As slasher, Mark, and the flamingos start running Dave grabbed Angies arm before she started running.

Dave: don’t worry Angeline I’ll cary you to the top!

Angeline: what? no!

Dave: babe, don’t make a scene in front of my friends!

As Dave gestures towards Mark and Slasher who are just standing beside them waiting.

Angeline: fine...

Angeline: I’m only agreeing because he’ll be so slow he couldn’t make it to the top as fast as most others! Which means he’ll be blamed for the loss. I still hate him, and I would rather people got that straight before this happens!

As Dave starts climbing up with Angie in his arms. he looks tired and is going very slow.

Mark: Dave do you need help?

Dave: I’m fine as the man in our relationship I can easily carry her!

Mark: good to hear, I’m happy you guys are in such a happy relationship.

Angeline (muttering): he wishes.

Slasher turns his head towards his team.

Slasher: stop with the chitchat we need to speed up!

When Slasher turns his head around and sees a giant Bear standing in front of him.

Slasher: run!

Dave: don’t worry I’ll hold him of go on ahead!

Angeline: if you say so!

As Dave stands in front of the bear the rest of his team runs forward fast as possible. The scene then switches over to the flamingos.

Colette: alright team it shouldn’t be much further to the top!

Daisuke : I can’t believe nothing bad has happened yet!

Norville: I know! I thought something horrible would’ve happened like a big bad yeti would appear or maybe even an avalanche!

Suddenly out of nowhere a giant white wolf appears.

Wolf: Roar!

Scarlet (sarcastically): what are the odds?

Norville: at least it’s not a yeti...

Alec: we shouldn’t be talking. we should be running!

The team starts running with the wolf hot on their trail.

The scene cuts to a couple minutes later after escaping the wolf.

Colette: I think we lost him, did we lose anyone?

Victoria: I think we lost Norville!

Colette: ok, so hopefully we can still get an advantage without him.

Victoria: he wasn’t very helpful in challenges but he’s still human! All you care about is the advantage!

Scarlet: forget Norville, we need to reach the top.

Alec: yea we’re almost there!

Half of the screen splits to show the mooses are almost to the top.

Angeline: we’re almost there!

Suddenly a hand reaches the top and pulls himself up, it was Slasher.

Slasher: alright! We get an advantage!

Chris: and the mooses got here first but neither of you made it to the top with your whole team. So no advantage!

Both teams are now at the top with shocked looks on all their faces.

Angeline: what?!

Slasher: that’s not fair!

Scarlet: I have no problem with this, if we don’t get an advantage you won’t either.

Slasher: shut up we’ll just beat you next round!

Mark: but were is Dave?

Daisuke: and Norville?

Chris: well we decided to add some robot animals to spice things up so here are your teammates.

The bear and the wolf jump to the top of the mountain and spit out two badly beaten contestants.

Mark: what happened to you Dave?

Dave: I was beating this bear, but he barely got the better of me!

Chris: actually, you were beaten pretty easily Dave!

Dave turns his head towards Chris.

Dave: shhh!

Angeline (sarcastically): how heroic.

The scene cuts to Daisuke chatting with Norville

Daisuke: are you sure you’re ok? You don’t seem very focused.

Norville (slowly): I’m...fine...

Daisuke: ok, maybe you should take it easy for now.

Chris: the next challenge is building a toboggan, fist full team down wins!

Slasher: but we just got to the top! We have to go all the way down now?!

Chris: you could also just stay up here and lose!

Slasher (Mumbling): I hate this show...

The teams are both given large amount of wood and some iron and they both split up to begin construction.

Angeline: can you help me with the construction Mark? Slasher and Dave can work on back while we work on the front.

Mark: oh sure!

The scene cuts to Angeline chatting with Mark as they work on the front.

Mark: would it be ok for me to ask when you and Dave started dating?

Angeline: we’re not dating, he just won’t stop following me.

Mark: oh.... have you tried telling him you’re not interested?

Angeline: that idiot would just became a bigger drag and annoyance to the team than he is now.

Mark: I guess.

'''Angeline: I decided to invite Mark over to help because I could use him to eliminate Dave, because then I could easily convince Slasher to vote him as well. '''

Mark: I should probably tell Dave what’s happening, I just couldn’t possibly keep such a big secret from my friend!

On the back of the toboggan Slasher was manipulating Dave, while building.

Slasher: look at those two working so hard... TOGETHER.

Dave: my Angie is madly in love with me she’d never cheat on me with someone like Mark!

Slasher: who knows... maybe Mark is trying to make a move on her, he did tell me earlier you were really lucky to have Angie as your girlfriend. I bet he had a thing for her for awhile, he was the happiest when she joined the team.

Dave: I’ll give him a chance if anything else happens between them, he’s gone!

Slasher: well I just guaranteed Dave as my minion for awhile! Just incase Mark does worse I could definitely use Dave.

The scene cuts to the flamingos talking strategy.

Colette: ok team I will be in charge of watching to see if things are going smoothly, Scarlet will be in charge of construction, Daisuke you can do the front, Alec does the back, and Victoria can do the middle.

Norville: what’ll I do...?

Colette: sit there and not mess things up!

Norville (sadly): fine...

Norville: I don’t know why Colette is targeting me so much lately, Daisuke even told me she didn’t care when I was wolf food! I gotta be careful she probably has it out for me!

After a while of construction, both teams finished. The flamingos was just a plain wooded toboggan, the mooses made one that looked more impressive and had red stripes on the side.

Slasher: why did you add red stripes Mark?

Mark: they looked cool...

Slasher: of course that’s your answer. forget it lets just get ready.

While Slasher and Angie finish the toboggan Mark walks over to Dave.

Mark (whispering): Dave I know this isn’t a good time but, we need to talk about Angie, I think she’s not into you. I think you may have overestimated her affection.

Dave: I knew you were after my Angie! You’re probably worse than Sky!

Mark: what?!

Mark: not the reaction I was expecting or hoping for.

'''Dave: Slasher was right! He’s trying to make me think Angie isn’t into me so he can swoop in and take her! Luckily Slasher told me about this monster before it was too late.'''

Dave: I’m not getting into the toboggan, because then we can’t win and then Mark goes home!

Slasher: you’re getting into that toboggan and if you don’t I swear to god you’ll regret it!

Chris: alright teams get into your toboggans.

Dave pouts and sits looking away from the toboggan, which angered Slasher so he picked up Dave and threw him into the toboggan.

On the flamingos’ side Norville tried to jump in but clumsily fell out due to still being weak from the wolf attack and got his pants stuck to some wood sticking out

Chris (fast): ready set go!

The scene shows the mooses in the lead with Angie Mark and Slasher smiling while Dave is still pouting in the back.

Angie: we have the lead! Let’s keep this spot!

The scene then cuts to the flamingos who were behind frantically trying to get Norville back on. Norville is shown to be hitting his head repeatedly on rocks.

Colette: tell me again how you ended up stuck to the back of the toboggan!

Norville: it was an accident! I swear!

Colette: that changes nothing!

Scarlet: Daisuke can you go help Norville back onto the toboggan please?

Daisuke: sure thing!

Daisuke reaches back and picks Norville up onto the toboggan.

Norville: thanks Daisuke.

Daisuke: no problem bro.

Veronica: you should stop patting each other on the back. We’re loosing!

Colette: not for long! Throw out the dead weight!

The team looks at Norville.

Norville: I think she means remove any extra parts to our toboggan, which there isn’t any.

Scarlet: we can just throw out the homeless guy in the back.

Norville: hey!

'''Norville: being the weak link of the team sucks the whole team just treats you like you’re useless! It’s not my fault I’m not at the top of my game I was just mauled by a wolf!'''

Scarlet: don’t worry, I decided to build some thrusters in the back for this very reason!

Victoria: how could you build thrusters with wood?

Scarlet: it’s not like it was very hard or anything, the only problem was wood isn’t very useful so it’ll have to rest after a little use, or we could just use it very lightly and keep if for a little longer.

Alec: how long does it have to rest?

Scarlet: 3 minuets.

Colette: that’s way too long!

Scarlet: well we’ll have to hope we make it in time before it needs rest!

Scarlet turns on the speed and they start catching up. The scene then goes to the mooses thinking of a way to win back their  big lead.

Slasher: oh hey they’re catching up!

Angeline: yea but it looks like they may run out of energy eventually, there isn’t many resources they can use to replenish it.

Slasher: what should we do?

Angeline: maybe do what they’re doing. Mark and Dave start removing unneeded objects.

Dave: I don’t think I can lift Mark, for dead weight he’s pretty heavy!

Mark: I weigh as much as you!

Angeline: stop fighting and start helping!

The scene cuts back to the flamingos. Who are about to catch up.

Scarlet: they’re still in the lead and we ran out of power!

Alec: well we’re screwed.

Norville: I have an idea! I kept some wood from earlier and I can skate down and sabotage the other team!

Scarlet: you’d be way too sl-

Scarlet was then cut of by Colette.

Colette: go ahead Norville I believe in you!

Norville: if this works I could win back the respect of my team. Then I won’t be at the bottom of the totem pole anymore.

Norville skates down and catches up to the other team.

Slasher: it’s one of the flamingos, Dave stop him!

Dave: I’m not doing anything because if we lose Mark is gone, like you said!

'''Slasher: he is probably the dumbest, most annoying people I’ve ever had to work with! I’m starting to wish I didn’t invite him into an alliance.'''

Angie: fine, Mark can you try and stop him?

Dave: no way Mark can do it, I got this babe!

Dave swings with a stick at Norville but misses and hits Mark.

Dave (sarcastically): oops, my bad.

Mark: fine I’ll do it! Because you can’t hit someone apparently.

Mark starts picking up snow and rocks.

Mark: prepare to be defeated.

Mark throws some rocks and snow but they fly back and hit Dave in the head

Dave: hey try and hit Norville next time!

Mark: sorry!

'''Norville: this is going better than expected! Their team really is incompetent!'''

Suddenly a tree pops out of the ground and Angie moves the toboggan out of the way of the tree which hits Norville.

Norville: ow...

The scene cuts back to the mooses with Colette facepalming.

Victoria: that was genuinely pathetic to watch.

Daisuke: you guys are too hard on him! He’s trying his best!

The scene cuts back to the mooses when Suddenly a wolf appears out of the ground and jumps on the mooses’ cart.

Slasher: holy crap!

Dave: not again! I’m not good for your digestion wolf I swear! Take Mark!

Mark: can you quite trying to get me killed?!

'''Angeline: I genuinely wish I was still on the flamingos. Their team can actually work together and don’t have anyone annoying, besides Colette.'''

While the mooses messed with the wolf the flamingos reached the finish line.

'''Mark: this is probably the worse challenge I’ve ever taken part in, I lose a friend and a challenge! Being attacked by a wolf wasn’t fun either!'''

Colette: we did it again team we are amazing!

Victoria: oh yea, we are too good!

A little later the mooses reach the finish line, all of them looked bruised and sad.

Chris: the mooses win!

Scarlet: we got here first though!

Chris: not everyone on your team made it! So sorry!

As the camera goes up to show Norville still out cold.

Chris: see you at the elimination ceremony!

The scene cuts to the mooses walking back to camp.

Mark: I’m so happy we’ve won we haven’t won in ages!

Dave: it was all thanks to my darling Angie.

Angie: I won’t lie, I was definitely responsible for most of the success.

Slasher: compared to Mark and Dave you and me were basically god-like.

'''Slasher: about time we won, but Dave and Mark are completely useless all they did was fight and get in the way! Next time they won’t get so lucky! I’m not letting those two merge they deserve it less than anyone, even Lily did more than those two idiots.'''

'''Angeline: Mark seems like an ok guy, still useless and sometimes annoying but ok. Dave on the other hand is MORE useless and MORE annoying. I’m happy we won I guess but it sucks Dave is staying. Slasher is the only contestant on our team that isn’t useless or annoying, for the most part.'''

The scene cuts to Colette chatting with Scarlet on the way back to camp.

Colette: ok Scarlet still eliminating Norville right?

Scarlet: of course we are!

Scarlet: after Colette willingly let Norville lose for the team I’m not sure I can still aline myself with her.

Suddenly Daisuke beckons Scarlet to come towards him. She decided to walk towards Daisuke as Colette goes to chat with Alec.

Daisuke: Scarlet I know you don’t like Norville but we need to eliminate Colette she’s not a person we can trust. Plus Norville is a really great guy!

Scarlet: you’re right Daisuke she should go!

Daisuke: happy you agree, can you go convince Alec and Victoria to join us?

Scarlet: of course I can!

The scene shows Scarlet walking over to Alec and Victoria as they chat.

The scene cuts again to show them sitting at the bonfire for the elimination.

Chris: welcome to your first ceremony in awhile flamingos, your team was pretty entertaining but one of you is going home! the marshmallows go to... Alec, Victoria, Daisuke, and Scarlet. Colette you’re a manipulative person and Norville you’re kinda useless. The final marshmallow goes to...... Colette!

Daisuke: what?!

Norville: I knew this was going to happen...

Colette: I did too, I knew the team wasn’t full of idiots anymore.

Chris: any last words Norville?

Norville: you better beat Co-

Chris launches Norville into the air before he gets to finish.

Chris: glad he’s gone, he made this island smell way worse, enjoy the rest of the night flamingos!

'''Scarlet: It took some time but I convinced Alec and Veronica by joining their powerful alliance and told them to eliminate Norville. But next round they want Colette gone, which I don’t think I can do... without smiling! Mwahahaha!'''

Alec: that Scarlet girl is perfect for our alliance, she’s the best possible scape goat because of how dangerous and smart she is.

The scene cuts to Chris watching Alec’s confessional in his secret room.

Chris: wow this cast is just full of manipulation! I love it! Will Angie ever get Dave to leave her alone? Will Daisuke handle being alone? And will Colette get eliminated? Find out next time on Total Drama Champions!

Votes:

Colette-

Norville

Daisuke

Norville- 

Colette

Scarlet

Alec

Victoria