User blog:UnisooYamaguchiii/Total Drama Redemption Episode 1 - Fights, Lights and Sights

Teamsies!
Note: Dakota was never a mutant in my season.

-Chris talks for a moment before being cut off to the intro.-

-After the intro-

Chris: Can't a host get some screentime please??!!

-We walk over to the bonfire, where the 18 lucky contestants are about to be split into half.-

Chris: Alright teams, You may now what is happening right now if you watched the past 4 seasons.

Blaineley: Since everyone loves me, i'll be the captain!

Heather: Shut it, wannabe!

Chris: SHUT UP!

Dakota: You know I need my screentime!

-Dakota calls her paparazi crew, but Chris breaks the phone in half before she could.-

Chris: Since, none of you can listen, we are having random teams!

-Everyone groans.-

Chris: It's better than chef's disgusting, horrible, freaky, livin--

-Chef walks to the bonfire, holding slimy maggots in a bowl in his hand.-

Chris: Tasty, delicious, yummy food!

Dawn: Give me them!

-Chef handed the slimy maggots to nature freak.-

Chris: Beth, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Heather, Trent, Dakota, Geoff, and Dawn, you are now called the Ferocious Falcons!

Beth: What about the Racist Rats?

Geoff: Just stop talking!

Beth: But I only have 2 lines in this episode!

Geoff: Ok?

Geoff: Talk to me Beth!

Heather: Get a hint, Surfer Dude.

Trent: Calm down!

Dakota: HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN MY PHONE WAS DESTROYED!

Noah: You realize that you can always buy another one?

Ezekiel: It would be better if it was all bo--

Katie: Don't you dare say that again!

Chris: Mike, Tyler, Izzy, Blaineley, Justin, Sadie, Duncan, Amy, and Leshawna, you are now called the Amazing Aardvarks!

Mike: What is an Aardvark?

Blaineley: Im teamed up with these losers??!!

Amy: Oh shut it tryhard!

Blaineley: What did you just say? COME AFTER ME BLITZ

-Amy and Blaineley got into a fight, until Leshawna grabs both of them by the neck-

Leshawna: Calm down!

-Leshawna drops them-

Sadie: Oh my god! Katie isn't on my team!

Duncan: CALM YOUR SCHNITZEL DOWN! SHE IS ONLY A DOWNFALL FOR OUR TEAM! DO YOU WANT THE MILLION DOLLARS OR NOT?

Sadie: I want... -whispers: the million dollars-

Duncan: There we go...

-Justin was smiling while the sun faces his face.-

Izzy: Snap out of it! It's getting pretty old now!

-Justin ignored her.-

Izzy: -Sighs- Well, I guess he has to learn his lesson.

-Izzy punched his jaw, injuring him.-

Justin: Ow!

Chris: Moving on. Your first challenge is...

-A long minute-

Heather: I did not come here to wait!

Chris: Up the mountain! First place team wins immunity AND pick first class cabin!

All: Yeah!

Chris: You'll be given a flashlight to use because you'll be doing it in the dark! First full team to make it wins the challenge!

-Later. It is night time and the contestants are preparing for the worst.-

-At the bottom of the mountain-

Chris: Ready? Go!

Dawn: Birdies? Is it fine if you can take me to that mountain?

-The birds agree-

Blaineley: I want to join! Get me on that bird!

Dawn: The birds can only hold one person, and you're on the seperate team...

-Dawn flew away before Blaineley could do anything else-

Blaineley: Ugh... -Turns on flashlight- Hold on, wheres my team??!!

-At the Amazing Aardvarks-

Mike: I don't see them anywhere, I think we're going to win!

-They cheer-

Justin: Look! the top is right there!

-They arrive-

Izzy: Wait... Where is Blaineley?

Dawn: The birds say she seperated from you!

Mike: Are you serious?

Leshawna: But where is your team?

Dawn: Hmm... With Blaineley!

Mike: Its neck and neck?

-The Ferocious Falcons are racing against Blaineley, who is seen tieing her dress for extra speed.

Justin: It looks like Blaineley's ahead!

Amy: No! The Fatty Falcons are ahead now!

Dawn: Go Falcons!

-All of their lights lose battery, leaving them in the dark-

Tyler: AHHHH!!!!!!

-The lights turn on-

Chris: Wow! Blaineley is holding the Ferocious Falcons!

-Blaineley drops them in a pile and moves to her teams mat.-

Chris: The Amazing Aardvarks win the immunity challenge and the first class cabin!

The A.A: YEah!

Chris: F.F, i'll see you at the campfire.

-At the campfire-

Chris: Well, not surprised. Blaineley threw you which probably hurt her but wow!

Dakota: Shut it!

Chris: Well, it's time to vote.

-Chris throws the voting devices at them.-

Chris: ''Hmm... ''Alright.

Chris: The people safe are...

-Dawn.

-Geoff.

-Trent.

-Noah.

-Heather.

-Katie.

-Beth.

Chris: It's down to Dakota, and Ezekiel. Dakota, you are possibly on the chopping block for focusing more on popularity.

Dakota: But I still need my screentime! -Smooches Camera-

Chris: Gaaah!

Chris: Ezekiel, you are possibly on the chopping block for your racist words.

Ezekiel: I nearly said it!

Chris: The last person safe is...

-800 seconds pass.-

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EZEKIEL!

Ezekiel: Yes!

Dakota: Wait, what? No! How did I lose to Homeschool?

Heather: We haven't seen how he competes at all, we've seen you and all you do is being a screentime rat.

Chris: DakOTa! In the cannon nOW!

-Dakota is waiting to be blasted off into flaming hot circus rings-

Chris: There, your screentime is about you doing a stunt.

Dakota: I like this idea, but I don't want this kind of screenti--

-Chris gets angry and blasts her off-

Dakota: AHHHHH!!!!!!!

Chris: Who will be the next her? Well It's not going to be me! -Laughs- Find out next time on Total. Drama. Redemption!

-Play credits-

Standings:

18th - Dakota.

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