User blog:TDFanatic52/Ridonculous Race Fanfict Ep.1-

 The Big Nickel is seen on screen.

DON: This giant version of a nickel is seen on display in Sudbury, Canada. This is a landmark that makes even the rich seem poor.

Don walks in front of the giant coin.

DON: But this historic landmark will be the starting point of another race around the world. I'm your host, Don. And this is... The Ridonculous Race!

Intro Song

Don walks down to the starting platform.

DON: Right now, 12 new teams are making their way to this mat to start an adventure they'll never forget! Or at least try to if they humilate themselves on international television. Let's meet the teams!

Chang and Rebecca are sitting in a taxi.

DON: Chang and Rebecca, former pen pals turned long distance relationship.

---INTERVIEW ROOM---

REBECCA: Chang and I first met when we had to do a penpal assignment for class. We both were in second grade when that happened.

CHANG: Since then, we always talked. We've been dating for five years now online and this is the first time we actually met in person.

REBECCA: I heard my friend say that long-distance relationships don't work, well I am here to prove just that!

---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

Dillan pokes Thomas while Thomas reads.

DON: Thomas and Dillan, brothers.

---INTERVIEW ROOM---

THOMAS: If we had to pick any team that we are most like, it has to be Emma and Kitty. My brother is basically the annoying and outgoing sibling while I actually work hard.

DILLAN: Thomas is a bummer, dude. The only reason why I agreed is for the cash. And the ladies.

---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

Bridgette and Candice look out the window of their taxi.

DON: Bridgette and Candice, professional surfer girls.

---INTERVIEW ROOM---

BRIDGETTE: I met my boyfriend, Geoff, on Total Drama. Because I was trying to beat my partner in Australia, I couldn't run the race with him. I'm hoping I can do just as good as he did.

CANDICE: I just hope that we don't have to deal with bullet ants if we are in Brazil.

BRIDGETTE: If we do, you are reaching in, not me.

---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

Raymond and Marcus untangle fishing wire that Marcus had in his pocket.

DON: Raymond and Marcus, professional fishermen.

---INTERVIEW ROOM---

RAYMOND: Both of us are deep-sea fishermen and that is basically all we have in common. Marcus is a mechanic and I'm a police officer.

MARCUS: Raymond's father is an old friend of mine. When he died from a fishing accident a few years ago, I know that I had to help his family get by.

RAYMOND: Marcus is a great guy. He's also a cancer survivor, too.

MARCUS: If cancer couldn't stop me, I doubt any of these young ones running will.

---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Vanessa and Carol put on make up.

DON: Vanessa and Carol, vloggers.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

CAROL: Vanessa and I do review blogs on reality shows. My favorite one to do is Total Drama. Vanessa likes to recap the Ridonculous Race.

VANESSA: I told Carol that I would get us on that show. She didn't believe me when I did.

CAROL: We needed to audition together. And I wasn't going to get you get away with getting Sierra. She's the star of our show!

VANESSA: CAROL!

CAROL: What? (looks at camera) Oh...

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">A taxi pulls over. Chelsea and Tyrese step out.

DON: Chelsea and Tyrese, prison guards.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

CHELSEA: We're the biggest prison guards any prisoner had the pleasure of looking at.

TYRESE: They are only scared off you.

CHELSEA: I know. I managed to break a gang leader's arm off during a riot. I got suspended so bad for that.

TYRESE: You are just lucky you didn't get fired.

CHELSEA: What will they planning on doing? That guy wouldn't even testify against me!

TYRESE: I wonder why.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Another taxi pulls over. Taylor and April fight each other out of the vehicle.

DON: Taylor and April, twin sisters.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

TAYLOR: So tomorrow is our birthday and I wanted to celebrate it with my best friend and not my sister.

APRIL: Trust me, I would love to stay home and continue submitting my application videos for Total Drama, but my mother wanted the two of us to do this race together.

TAYLOR: What were you thinking, mommy?

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">A football is thrown in the air. Tony catches it while DJ tackles Tony.

DON: DJ and Tony, best buds and high school football players.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

DJ: I entered Total Drama to get my Mamma back to Jamaica. I tried three times and failed each time. I'm hoping this time will be different. I got my bud, Tony, with me.

TONY: DJ's my pal. I wouldn't do anything to upset him. Besides, have you tasted his mother's cooking? It's delicious!

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Jasmine and Shawn are walking to the starting line.

DON: Also competing, Jasmine and Shawn. Dating survivalists.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

JASMINE: Shawn and I met on Pahkitew Island. We both went pretty far.

SHAWN: It was sad to see Jasmine leave, but I did managed to make it to the finale.

JASMINE: Thankfully, when we win, he has no other choice but to split it with me.

SHAWN: This is a team competition, and I don't know who else to play than with Jasmine.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Chester and Luke walk down towards the starting line.

DON: Luke and Chester. Grandson and Grandfather.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

CHESTER: Luke originally planned to do the race with his mother, but she had some medical emergency she had to take off. So I offered to take her place.

LUKE: I constantly have to ask why I'm doing this with gramps.

CHESTER: Lukey, sometimes in life, things don't work out the way that they seem. (tears ran down Chester's cheeks.) Excuse me.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">A taxi stops and drops off Ryan and Alexis.

DON: Ryan and Alexis, reunited father and daughter.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

ALEXIS: When I was 5, my parents got divorced and I was taken into the custody of my mother. And I hated it! She would always abuse me and use the child support money just for drugs. I was very lucky to have seconds for any meal.

RYAN: She ran away when she was 16, trying to find me. She went halfway across the country searching. She eventually found me at a bar drinking my worries away.

ALEXIS: The police found out and took me back into my mother's custody. I spent the next two years there!

RYAN: But I promised my daughter one thing once she became of age on the one thing she wanted to do. Know what she said? "Run the Ridonculous Race with me."

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Harriet and Ruth walk over to the starting platform.

DON: And finally, Harriet and Ruth, professional bingo players.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

HARRIET: Ruth and I would always bicker on who is the better bingo player.

RUTH: The two of us always plays with nine cards each. Sometimes we win all of them, sometimes we win with none of them.

HARRIET: This race will set aside both of our rivalries and show what us old ladies have in store.

RUTH: We may be old, but we are not done living yet.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">The teams formed a semi-circle around Don.

DON: Welcome to the starting platform. In just a few moments, you will race across the world. There are thirteen legs and each leg contains a chill zone. Get there fast because the last team to arrive may be eliminated. The first team to cross the final chill zone first will win one million dollars!

<p style="text-align: center;">The teams cheered.

DON: All right, then. Your first tip is located in that Don Box. Everybody ready? Go!

<p style="text-align: center;">The teams ran to their first Don Box. The following read the tip:

TYRESE: Get a flight to Rio De Janeiro...

VANESSA: ...but hurry. The first four teams will get an hour's head start...

DILLAN: ...and the last four teams will be a hour behind. What?

<p style="text-align: center;">Don walks into the airport.

DON: There are currently three flights to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, each leaving an hour ahead of the other. Teams on the first flight should only fight on getting first while the teams on the last flight should start questioning why they are even on this race.

<p style="text-align: center;">The teams hailed for taxis and drove to the airport. At the airport, the teams rushed to get their flights.

DON: The teams have gotten their tickets. Flight #1 will consist of the Brothers, Surfer Girls, Reunited Father and Daughter, and the Dating Survivalists. Flight #2 will consist of the Football Friends, Long Distance Daters, Prison Guards, and the Twin Sisters. The slowest four teams riding on Flight #3 consists of the Vloggers, Fishermen, Bingo Players, and Grandson and Grandfather. Thanks to quick editing, Flight #1 landed while Flight #2 is in the air.

At the Brazilian airport, the four leading teams rushed to get the tip from the Don Box outside the airport.

RYAN: Get it, Alexis!

THOMAS: Run, Dillan!

ALEXIS AND DILLAN: Got it!

DILLAN: It's an Either/Or!

<p style="text-align: center;">Don is on the beach, walking towards a volleyball net with a soccer ball in hand.

DON: An either/or is a task that determines which team is good at what? The teams must choose whether to kick it or to hit it.

In Kick It, teams must go to this soccer stadium and must score two points against goalie Diego Cavalieri. If they managed to do that, he will give them their next tip.

In Hit It, teams will go to this beach and play a game of volleyball with two Olympic volleyball players. If they managed to keep the ball in the air for ten hits, one of them will give the team their next tip.

<p style="text-align: center;">The Brothers and the Reuinited Father and Daughter chose Kick It while the Dating Survivalists and the Surfer Girls chose Hit It.

<p style="text-align: center;">In seperate Taxis:

THOMAS: I feel really good about this. I played soccer in Middle School, so going up against Diego Cavalieri should be a snitch.

JASMINE: We are doing Hit It strictly because of my height.

SHAWN: It sounds simple enough.

BRIDGETTE: I am clumsy as can be, so that is why we are going to the beach. We're Hitting It.

<p style="text-align: center;">Flight 2 landed while Flight 3 just took off. Football Friends and the Long Distance Daters choose Kick It while the Prison Guards and the Twin Sisters choose Hit It.

<p style="text-align: center;">At the soccer stadium...

THOMAS: Run!

RYAN: Come on, Alexis!

<p style="text-align: center;">A coach instructed them to change into outfits he had laid out. After the four racers changed, they began kicking balls into the net. Deigo Cavalieri, however, was swift enough to block the balls.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

DILLAN: Should be easy, huh?

THOMAS: I underestimated him. Simple mistake.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">At the beach, the Olympic volleyball players split the teams for a 2-on-2 match. Jasmine and Shawn failed instantly while Bridgette and Candice made 5 hits in a row.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

CANDICE: When it is too cold to surf, I usually do a bit of indoor volleyball. I was a member of the high school volleyball team. I was also the co-captain of the soccer team so this Either/Or fits up my alley pretty nicely.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM OVER---

<p style="text-align: center;">Soccer field...

DILLAN: Crap, Thomas. Two more teams just arrived.

THOMAS: You got to be series.

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

CHANG: We met up with the front runners and I was like, "Yes! We caught up!"

<p style="text-align: center;">---INTERVIEW ROOM---

<p style="text-align: center;">Contestants from Flight 2 who chose Hit IT had to wait before one team got their tip. Teams from Flight #3 came in and chose their poison. The Vloggers, Fishermen, and Grandson and Grandfather choose Kick It while the Bingo Players choose Hit It.

<p style="text-align: center;">In the taxi to the beach...

HARRIET: I have a grandson who is a professional soccer player and he told me that Diego Cavalieri is one of the best goalies that Brazil has to offer. Plus I had knee surgery a month before the race.

RUTH: I told you to wait before you had the surgery.

HARRIET: Are you saying I should throw away a million dollars? No thank you!

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<p style="text-align: center;">To be continued...