User:Rainbowderp01/Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The campers got sent out on safari. They made like they were zookeepers. Although, some of them might wanna look at other careers. And Heather and Duncan formed an alliance, which helped a little. Although, everyone else helped by sucking. This week, our six remaining campers will get way too close for comfort. Will Heather and Duncan's alliance survive another challenge? Will Heather avoid the Boat of Losers yet again? And who will be voted off this week in the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet? Find out tonight... on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Owen: [snoring] Mmm... cheese.

[dream sequence]

Owen: [chomp]

[joyful music]

Owen: [chewing] Oh! Yeah! [gasps]

[helicopters whirring]

Owen: Oh!

Leshawna: [real world] Keep it down out there!

[dream sequence ends]

Gwen: What's going on out here?

Owen: Is that the doughnut-copter?

Heather: Ugh...

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island! Over the past six weeks, we've watched sixteen campers push themselves to the limit! And they get their butts kicked off the island by their fellow campers! Sucks to be you!

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Chris: Ezekiel. Eva. Noah. Justin. Katie. Tyler. Izzy. Cody. Beth. Sadie. Courtney. Harold. Eva again. Trent. Bridgette. Lindsay. DJ. And Izzy, again.

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Chris: Only six campers remain. And after six weeks of bugs, crappy camp food, and even grosser bathrooms, our six finalists are about this close to losing it. We strove to come up with the best way to help the campers destress, then decided it would be way more fun to handcuff them together and see if we couldn't push them over the edge.

Heather: Did Duncan's parole officer send a care package?

Chris: Neh, all in the name of today's challenge: The Tri-Armed Triathlon!

Owen: Tri-armed? Like, three arms?

Chris: Yes! Three challenges, three teams of two, three arms per team.

Heather: Have you met these people? I am not being chained to any of them.

Chris: Winning team members both get invincibility from tonight's vote.

Gwen: [confessional] Six long weeks. I don't know how much more of this I can take. The person who's creasing me the most? Geoff. The guy is in a permanently good mood. No one is always in a good mood. And if he says "dude" or "cool" or eats with his mouth open one more time, I think I'm gonna seriously damage him.

Geoff: [confessional] The camp is great and all, a-and I'm seriously stoked to be here. Yeah... I miss my buds back home. Yo! If you're watching, this is a shoutout to all my bros back east, man! It's not that I don't like everyone who's left. They're just kind of downers. Except Owen, heh. That dude can party! Leshawna's cool, but Gwen and Duncan are like, so serious, and Heather is freaking me out with all her strategy talk. I thought getting to the final six would be like a big party, but... it's kinda heavy, man.

Duncan: [confessional] This place is torture, man. At least in juvie, we had a half hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately. I mean, this outhouse, this is the only place I can go for peace and quiet. Oh, and you do not wanna come in here after Owen. [inhales sharply] Oh, yeah. And I don't know what Courtney said to Leshawna, but all of a sudden, she thinks I'm a "nice guy" or something, and she wants to be my friend. I don't have friends. Got that?

Leshawna: [confessional] Yo! This is a shoutout to all my sisters back home. What's up, y'all? Girl, you would not believe the crazies they got up in here. But I came to win, and I'm hanging on, baby, only five more campers to go!

Owen: [confessional] Yeah, baby! [laughs] Final six! Place at the table! Woohoo!

Duncan: [from outside] Keep it down!

Owen: [confessional] [whispering] It's pretty awesome to be here. I'm so psyched, dude. Woohoo.

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[cuffs rattle]

Chris: First of our three challenges, competitive chow-down.

Owen: [laughs] Come on. This is like a dream I had once.

Heather: The doughnut-copter dream?

Owen: You've had it too?

Chris: Each team will choose a feeder and an eater. Eaters must put their hands behind them, making it more difficult for the feeders. One last thing. This is the wimp key. A skeleton key that will open any handcuffs. You'll be offered the wimp key at each challenge to unshackle yourselves from your teammate.

Heather: [gasps]

Chris: But... if you choose to accept it, you'll both be eliminated.

Gwen: Hello? How do we win this thing?

Chris: Chef's getting platters for each team. Title goes to the team who finishes their platter of delicacies fastest.

Duncan: I'll do the chowing down.

Leshawna: I don't think so, scrawny, chicken leg boy.

Duncan: Arm wrestle for it then.

Leshawna: You on, fool!

Geoff: We don't need to fight or anything, eh? We're a team, babe. [chuckles]

Gwen: You be the eater then.

Geoff: Cool.

Gwen: No, wait. I'll be the eater.

Geoff: Cool.

Gwen: Wait...

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