User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 8: Dead On the Bayou

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Kaele, Lucas, Silena, Viviana 7/10 Dynamic Thunderbirds: Blake, Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Luna, Michael, Tristan 7/10

The scene opens up with Chris, he is in a corridor with a door behind him.

Chris: Hello, Chris Mclean here. Last time on Total Drama World Domination, We were in the Galapagos Islands. There was lots of emotion. Some people grew closer together, others grew farther apart, some may even be coming apart, *He gets a call from his producers* HAHA figuritively, of course. Anyways, we've got a very special challenge to get to today, so let's not waste anymore time.

He opens the door.

Chris: Hello, is there anybody in here?

Zack: I'm here, Chris

Slasher: Me too.

Lorelei: Present.

Sienna: Yep.

Kierston: I'm here Chris!

Chris: Okay, good.

He shuts the door on all of them.

*Theme song plays*

Flynn is sitting in a corner in economy class. He is listening to classical music on his MP3 player, when Blake comes up next to him.

Blake: Flynn. Flynn?

Flynn: ...

He nudges Flynn on the shoulder. Flynn takes off his earbuds and says:

Flynn: What!

Blake: Geez man. I was just wondering what you were up to. You haven't spoken since the elimination.

Flynn: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm listening to music. Now please leave me alone.

Blake: Look, I know you're shook up after the loss of Adrianna. But you've gotta move past it.

Flynn: I'm trying to move past it. I'm listening to classical music. This is how I cope. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got Beethoven I've gotta listen to.

Conf: Blake: Now I really feel bad for voting for Adrianna. I mean at the time, it seemed like a logical choice, as no one else had made any bigger slips ups, at least not that I had known about. But now looking back on it, it was a pretty big mistake on my behalf. Adrianna, if you're watching this, I'm sorry. I should've learned my lesson from Patagonia, and told Michael to vote for Davy, maybe then you'd still be here. As for the aftermath, we've all been pretty down since then, but Flynn has been taking it to another level, almost like he's in some sort of trance or something. He hasn't spoken, he hasn't eaten, and I'm pretty sure he didn't get much sleep last night. Something strange is definantely going on.

Flannery was consoling Luna about the loss of Adrianna.

Luna: It's just that she...she was my first friend on here. She really made me want to be more outgoing, and it sucks that she's gone.

Flannery: It does suck that she's gone. But sometimes, life just isn't always fair. Trust me, I know that. *She stares sheepishly down at the ground for a moment* But you have to move on. That's what we all have to do. That's the only thing we can do at this point. And hey, did your just go 2 whole sentences with only 1 stutter?

Luna: I...I guess I did. But you're right. We have to move move on, but that doesn't mean it hurts any less.

Flannery: Yah I know.

Flannery hugs Luna. Meanwhile, Tristan and Davy were hanging out in a closet.

Davy: That was a pretty slick move you pulled last time!

Tristan: I know, right! But that being said, we could probably use a few allies right about now.

Davy: That nervous girl should be pretty easy to convince, and that Michael seems like a pretty alright dude.

Tristan: Yah, that sounds good. But how are we gonna convince them to join an alliance with us?

Davy: Leave that to me!

Conf: Michael: Ugh, after last time, I have no idea whare I stand with Viviana. It's just that it was a life-or-death situation, and as my friend Troy told me "If it sounds good, and if it's life-or-death, go for it." So that's what I did, and now, I'm just confused. First she slapped me, then she hugged me? Ugh, women.

Conf: Viviana: Okay, I know Michael likes me, and I know he probably wouldn't have kissed me if it wasn't for that snake bite, but I'm just not sure if I'm ready for a relationhship yet. I mean, he's nice and all, but I just met him like 2 weeks ago. Ugh, men. In first class, Diego is chatting with  Elyse and Lucas.

Elyse: So, if there was an actual zombie apocalypse, what roll would you be?

Diego: Definantely the weapons expert. You?

Elyse: Definantely the team leader. I've watched enough zombie movies to know how to deal with thos punks!

Lucas: This is stupid! You know zombies aren't real!

Elyse: You shut your *censored* mouth nerd! A girl can dream, can't she?

Diego: Yah, don't be a fun hater!

Conf: Diego: Aligning myself with Elyse is definantely a smart move. I don't know why I didn't think of it before! When the merge hits, with her athleticism, she's going to be a challenge beast, and having 1 of those in your back pocket can be very useful, especially for someone like me who is equally athletic, together we will dominate the competition, and with the help of Lucas and gullible people, we'll pick off everyone else 1 by 1, and then I'll dump her in the final 3, because there's no way I'm going up against that in the finale. So bottom line, for an alli, I'll answer a few zombie questions.

Fred: What are you doing?

Kaele: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm typing.

Fred: Oh, whatcha typing?

Kaele: None of your business.

Fred starts to look at her screen. He sees some names.

Fred: Who's Andrea and Finn?

Kaele: Ugh, okay if you must know, I am writing a story.

Fred: What kind of story?

Kaele: It's this OC camp-season-hybrid thing!

Fred: What does OC mean?

Kaele: OC means original character.

Fred: Oh, okay. So you're writing a story with original characters. Interesting. What's it about?

Kaele: ERRRRRRRRR! IT'S ABOUT NOTHING! NOW COULD YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME FINISH!

Fred: Okay, sheesh!

Conf: Kaele: Okay, so maybe I overreacted back there, but he was getting on my nerves.

Conf: Fred: How do you write a story about nothing?

Meanwhile, in the elimination area, Chris and Chef are there, along with Slasher, Sienna, Zack, Lorelei, and Kierston. Chris blew an airhorn to call everyone into session.

Chris: Hey Zack, you got the costumes?

Zack: *As he was just pulling up a with a whole rack of costumes* Yes Chris, Got them right here. Remind me again why I'm here?

Slasher: Um, I feel out of place here too.

Lorelei: Yah, me too. I suck at acting. If you really wanted an actor, you should've went to my boyfriend...

Chris: I tried, he wouldn't return my calls.

Sienna: Gee, I wonder why. Couldn't have anything to do with you PUTTING HIM IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR, could it?

Lorelei: Shut up, Youtube famous, no one was talking to you.

Sienna: But, I was literally just defending YOUR boyfriend.

Lorelei: Whatever. I just...don't like your videos, okay.

Sienna: Oh, like videos of people knitting are any better?

Lorelei: There's more to me than just just being a weaver.

Sienna: WELL MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO ME THAN JUST BEING A YOUTUBE STAR! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

Slasher: OOH, a catfight!

Lorelei and Sienna turn to Slasher.

Lorelei and Sienna: SHUT UP!

Zack: Will you 2 just knock it off? You 2 are seriously harshing my 'tude.

Kierston: *Oblivious to everything around her* I'm just here because I like scaring people.

Everyone except Kierston just argues some more. Kierston is just sitting there admiring the chaos with a happy face.

Chris: *Blows airhorn* QUIET!

Everyone is quiet.

Chris: It doesn't matter why you're here. By the way, it was because you were the only people who would return my phone calls.

Everyone just stares blankly back at Chris.

Chris: Anyways, Lorelei, you've got the fake blood?

Lorelei: Yes! *She holds up bags of fake blood*

Chris: Kierston, the masks?

Kierston: Got'em Chris! *She holds up a stack of masks*

Chris: Slasher, the ax?

Slasher: Yes! *He holds up an ax, pointed at Sienna*

Sienna: HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!

Slasher: Yah, sorry not sorry. But just so you know, I couldn't hurt you with this thing even if I tried, it's made of rubber, see?

Slasher taps Sienna on the shoulder with the ax, it has literally no effect.

Sienna: Whatever, just stop tapping me, it's annoying.

Chris: And Sienna, you got the wigs?

Sienna: Yes, Chris.

Chris: Okay, good. Now that that's over, does everyone remember their places?

Everyone: YES!

Chris: Okay then, everyone get to your stations. Let's make this quick, everyone chop chop.

Everyone: YESSIR!

Everyone gets to their places. Meanwhile, Silena is on her phone. She is googling "weird but true stories" when...

Silena: "Student makes teacher go insane" Huh. Scrolling down...Wait, doesn't that look like that guy on the other team?

Suddenly, there is fake turbulence.

Silena: What the heck was that?

Flynn: ...

Luna: Wha...What w..was t...that?

Chris: *Intercom* Everyone, meet me in the elimination area, pronto!

Everyone goes to the elimination area.

Chris: *Worried*Is everyone here?

Blake: We're still wait on Flynn.

Suddenly, Flynn enters the room sluggishly.

Chris: Okay so, as you may ave noticed, we are currentlly having some turbulance. The truth is we're in the middle of a BIG storm, and we just lost cnotrol of the plane.

Everyone gasps.

Lucas: So then, what are we supposed to do?

Chris: You all go sit down in a first class seat, put on your seabelt, and put on the oxygen masks.

Michael: WHAT?!

Chris: Don't worry. You'll all be fine probably. Meanwhile, me and Chef will be taking the last 2 parachutes. Sayonara!

Viviana: But wait, what about the parachutes you use when you have to eliminate 1 of us?

Chris: Yah, about that; the interns took them all. So, PEACE!

Chris and Chef jump out with the last parachute.

Michael: What are we gonna do what are we gonna do what are we gonna do? Chris just left us to die in here, and...and I'm too young to die!

Micheal starts screaming and running around like a maniac.

Elyse: Don't worry, I've go this.

Elyse holds her fist up to the heighth of Michael's face. After a few seconds of running around, Michael runs into it.

Michael: Ow, that hurt.

Elyse: Okay, I know we may not be in the best of times, but right now, we've gotta do what Chris said! Move move move!

Under the leadership of Elyse, everyone goes to first class, and puts their seatbelts and oxygen masks on. After a few mintues, the plane crashes. Everyone is knocked out. Later...

Lucas: Oh, my head. *rubs head*

Davy: Ugh, Davy's head hurts too. Davy must've banged his head. Wait? Does that mean Davy woke the dead?

Elyse: Oh, my head hurts too. Nerd, did you punch me in the head?

Lucas: I'm way over here, and I was strapped in. How could I have possibly punched you.

Michael: My head hurts too.

Luna: M...Me too.

Viviana: This is obviously the start of the challenge. We're probably supposed to find something. I say we split up.

Blake: Woah woah woah, let's pump the breaks. Why don't we go outside, and see what we're up against? Knowing Chris, it could some giant robot, or bears or something.

Kaele: Sounds like a plan.

Everyone goes outside. They see they're in a swamp.

Blake: Okay, nothing yet.

Suddenly, a wind blows a page from a newspaper Viviana's way. Viviana picks it up and reads:

Viviana: "Zombies attack New Orleans"

Michael: WHAT?

Viviana: "Folks are advised to evauate the city as corpses have started coming alive and attacking the living"

Elyse: YESSSSSSSSSS!

Fred: YIPE!

Michael: Z...Z...ZOMBIES? *He sees Viviana raising an eyebrow at him* PSSSSSSSSHHHH, I can handle zombies. They're like really slow, and I'm really fast.

Kaele: This is obviously fake guys, this is just part of the challenge.

Suddenly Kierston, dressed as a zombie, comes out from the cattails behhind, and grabs Flynn.

Elyse: You were saying?

Michael: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Everyone runs away.

Conf: Viviana: *Sarcastically* That was manly.

Kierston: Youre eliminated.

Flynn: ...

Kierston takes of Flynn's earbuds and yells:

Kierston: HEY DUDE! YOU'RE ELIMINATED!

Flynn: *Oblivious* What? I am?

Kierston: Yes.

Flynn: What was the challenge?

Kierston: *Facepalm* The challenge was to survive a zombie apyocolypse, perpetrated by me, and also some other guys but mostly me.

Flynn: Oh, okaaaaaaaaay. Say, you got anything to eat?

Kierston: I think Chef has some nachos.

Flynn: Okay, can you tell me where?

Kierston: Over on the other side of the swamp. You can't miss it. Where do you think I came from?

Flynn: Okay, thanks.

Meanwhile...

Conf: Davy: *Straight face* It's the end

Conf: Fred: *Scared* Of the World

Conf: Tristan: *Straight face* As we know it

Conf: Davy: And Davy's

Conf: Fred: NOT

Conf: Tristan: Feeling fine.

Blake and Michael were on a street, trying to avoid zombies.

Michael: So um, you think we're gonna die?

Blake: This isn't real, it's just part of the challenge.

Michael: Of course, haha, I knew that.

Suddenly Zack, dressed up as a zombie comes out from behind a building corner.

Michael: RUN!

Michael and Blake turn around and run the other way, but Chris, also dressed up as a zombie comes out.

Chris: BRAINSSSSSSSS!

Blake and Michael: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They turn around, go around Zack, and keep running. Then Slasher shows up out of the blue carrying an ax.

Michael: Slasher? From Total Drama Champions?

Slasher: Yes, it's me.

Blake: What are you doing here?

Slasher: Uh...I live here, duh.

Blake: Look, that was some really bad acting.

Slasher: Listen, I'm here to help you. Do you want it, or not? Because if not, I can totally just walk away.

Blake: Sure.

Michael: YES!

Slasher: Okay.

Slasher goes up to Zack and Chris, and pretends to kill them by hitting the packets of fake blood with his ax.

Blake: Wow, that wasn't really convincing.

In an attempt to make it look more convincing, Slasher "chops" off a fake hand Chris was using.

Slasher: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Blake: Why? You already "defeated" the "zombies."

Slasher: Look, it's in the script, okay. Just do what I say.

Michael and Blake: Okay.

Elyse: IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR!

Lucas: You've trained for a zombie apololypse by watching zombie movies?

Elyse: SHUT UP NERD! Wow, I just realized I haven't said that for 2 whole episodes.

Deigo: What else is out there that prepares you far a zombie apocolypse?

Elyse: Thank you...um, I'm not actually sure I ever got your name. What is it?

Diego: Diego.

Elyse: Okay, thank you Diego. Nerd, you need to be more trusting of movies. I've learned tons of things from them, like how you can hang on to the a ledge with just 1 finger, or how it's safe to jump off a cliff if there's a body of water at the bottom!

Lucas: But none of those things are true!

Conf: Lucas: Trying to talk any sense into Elyse is like talking to a brick wall, ugh I'm getting sick and tired of it. Maybe I should be taking the Diego route, and just roll with it.

Suddenly, there is a knocking on the confessional door.

Lucas: What was that?

Kierston: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Lucas: Oh no!

Lucas attempts to escape the confessional through the window, but he sees a intern dressed as a zombie.

Intern: BRAAAAAAAINS!

Lucas: You know in retrospect, it probably wasn't a good time for my first confessional.

Kierston breaks down the door.

Kierston: BRAAAAAAAAINS!

Kieston walks up to Lucas and grabs him. She puts her mouth on his head like you would expect from a normal zombie.

Lucas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kierston: GOTCHA!

Lucas: What?

Kierston: This was all just a childish prank put on by Chris. When he said that i could scare people, I was totally in!

Lucas: I...I knew that...I was just...

Kierston: HAHA! You were totaly scared man! I got you!

Lucas: Well admittedly, yes. Yes I was scared.

Kierston: But technically, you are dead now, go to the tent to get on your costume and makeup.

Lucas: What tent? Where?

Kierston: Over there man. *She points out the confessional window, at a tent over on the other side of the swamp*

Lucas: Oh wow, how'd I miss that?

Elyse: Where's the nerd?

Diego: I don't know, but we better keep going.

Meanwhile, Silena and Viviana, along with Kaele are walking along a river.

Kaele: Hey, can I tag along?

Silena: Sure, if you don't mind hearing Viviana rant about her latest emotional crisis.

Viviana: HEY!

Silena: Well to be fair, it is what you do. By the way, got anything you want to get off your chest?

Viviana tries to hold back her impulse, but...

Viviana: Oh, okay. When I went to apologize to Michael, I fell down and almost got bit by this snake.

Silena: Wow.

Viviana: But he jumped in front of the snake and saved me.

Kaele: And then what happened?

Viviana: And then he kissed me. I'm not sure if I like him like that yet.

Kaele: Then why don't you tell him that?

Viviana: I would, but I...

Silena: Look, a house, and there's a light on!

Viviana: Chris probably wants us to go in there.

Kaele: That's probably a safe bet.

The 3 girls walk into the house. there, they meet an old hag.

Lorelei: Welcome to my humble husehold!

Viviana: Yep, Chris definantely wantedd us to go here.

Lorelei: Why, I don't know what you mean. I have no idea who this Chris fella is.

Silena: Look, what do you want us to do?

Lorelei: Why don't you girls sit down, and I'll get you a bite to eat?

Kaele, Silena, and Viviana: Okay.

Lucas entered into the tent. There he saw Flynn eating nachos.

Lucas: Hey um, Flynn, is it?

Flynn: Yes, that's my name. What's up?

Lucas: Oh you know, I just got killed, and now I'm here in the underworld. HAHA.

Flynn doesn't laugh.

Flynn: So, I heard Michael got cured of a snake bite. Was that you?

Lucas: Yes, yes it was. I gave him this antivenom, and a bandage for the wound.

Flynn: That's good, that's good.

Lucas stares at Flynn's face. He sees the big bags under his eyes.

Lucas: Hey, have you been sleeping alright lately?

Flynn: Not last night. Why do you ask?

Lucas points at the area just under his eye. Flynn understands.

Lucas: I know tons of different ways to help you get to sleep.

Flynn: Thanks, but I'm not sure if they would help.

Lucas: Why?

Flynn: Because something happened recently. Listen, there's something I want to get off my chest. Can you keep a secret?

Lucas: Sure.

Flynn: Okay. You notice how our team is down 1 smart girl?

Lucas: Yes...

Flynn: Well, one of our own teammates tricked us.

Lucas: So, it's Total Drama, that kinda stuff happens all the time.

Flynn: Yah, but that's not the point...

Lucas: Then what is the point?

Flynn: I was just getting to that. You see, I'm usually good at figuring out tricks like that. Just like how I can figure out that you're questioning me just from your facial expression.

Lucas: I'm sorry, but this just doesn't add up. So you got tricked by someone else. It happens to the best of us.

Flynn: Yah, but that makes me so mad, and...ohhhhhhhhh, the last time I got mad, I drove my teacher insane. Then...something else happened. Later, I became the good man you see here before you today. But I'm worried I might go down...that path again. Can you promise not to tell anybody?

Lucas: Oh, I see what the problem is, you have stress issues.

Flynn: I guess you could say that.

Lucas: Listen, repeat after me. Breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out.

Conf: Lucas: Okay, the first part about what he said kinda threw me through a loop, might wanna look into that. But if there's something he need help with, then I'll do my best to help him, or my name isn't Lucas King.

Kierston: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Lucas: Oh no, you're not pulling that on me again.

Kierston: Darn.

Meanwhile, The Machine has found an abandoned ferry boat.

Tristan: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Davy: Davy thinks that'd be the perfect zombie hideout!

Tristan: That's exactly what I was thinking! Fred, what do you think.

Fred: I think...I think it's the perfect hideout! *gulps*

Tristan: Did I just hear you right? That sounded the most frightened you've been since we've known you.

Davy: Oh, now don't mean to tell me you're scared, are ya?

Fred: Let's just get in the boat, okay.

Davy: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Bock bock bock begowk!

Tristan: You do know this isn't real, right?

Fred: Listen, I'm just...afraid of zombies. Fake or otherwise. It all started when I was little. I wanted to see "Daybreak of the Dead" so bad, but my parents wouldn't let me, so I snuck into the movie theature to see it. After that, I had nightmares for weeks. I'm okay with ghosts, werewolves, vampires, or any other type of movie monster, but I never got over my fear of...*gulp*...zombies.

Davy: Daybreak of the Dead? Oh man, that movie is awesome!

Tristan: Agreed, but I guess if you're scared of it, we won't bring it up.

Davy: Agreed.

Fred: Thank you.

Tristan: Now, could we all please just get in the boat?

Fred and Davy: Sure.

They go to the boat. When suddenly, there is a noise from a nearby bush.

Davy: What was that?

Tristan: I don't know, but we better make a break for it!

Kierston pops out of the bush.

Kierston: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Fred: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

The 3 run onto the boat. Keirston grabs Davy.

Davy: Forget about Davy! Go!

Fred and Tristan run to a room in the boat.

Tristan: Form a barricade!

Fred: With what?

Tristan: I don't know, stuff.

Fred sees a table and moves it over to the door. Tristan grabs some chairs and puts them in front of the door. A few minutes later, they have barricaded the door.

Tristan: There!

Fred: We're safe now, right?

Tristan: For now.

Kierston: You're dead!

Davy: You know, this is a really lame challenge.

Kierston: Yah, I'll say. Hey! Aren't you from the band...

Davy: Demon Child. Yes. Yes Davy is.

Kierston: Well I'm a big fan! I've even been to a couple of your concerts.

Davy: Really? Take off your mask, Maybe I've seen you before.

Kierston takes off her mask. Davy recognizes her.

Davy: Oh, Davy has seen you before. You were at that one concert where there was that heckler...

Kierston: ...And then you totally got mad and jumped off the stage and gave him a black eye. Yah, I snuck into the front row.

Davy: Good times...Good times.

Kierston: So, you ready to become a zombie?

Davy: Yes. But first...

Davy gets out a marker and writes his phone number on her mask.

Davy: In case you *Ahem* ever need Davy.

Kierston: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. And if you ever need a roadie, I've got no place to go.

Davy: Thanks.

Meanwhile, Flannery and Luna are at the French Quarter.

Luna: So.......

Flannery: Yah.....

Luna: Wa...Was this really...the best challenge Chris could come up with?

Flannery: I don't know. Honestly, I don't know what's going on in his brain half the time.

Luna: You...You can say that again!

Both laugh.

Flannery: Sooooooo...I know we're both upset over the loss of Adrianna, but what do you say we work together to take the real culprit out?

Luna: Sou...Sounds good!

Suddenly, around the corner is Flynn and Lucas, now dressed as zombies.

Flannery: Flynn?

Flynn: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Lucas: BRAINS!

Luna: R...RUN!

Flannery and Luna turn around and run. Eventually, they run into a a resturant. Lucas and Flynn chase them all the way into the kitchen. There they meet a cajun chef

Big Al: What's the matter? You didn't like my dish?

Luna: There's...There's zombies chasing after us.

Flannery: Well not real zombies, but we...

Big Al: Oh, I zee. You are from ze show Total Drama. They told me you would be here tonight. Here, I have a dish prepared zust special for ze zombies. Here, ztand back.

Flannery and Luna stand back. As Flynn and Lucas come through the door, Al throws a hot bowl gumbo on them.

Flynn: Aw, what was that?

Big Al: Zhat was mah special gumbo recipe. From 3 days ago. Instead of throwing away, I decided to recycle.

Lucas: It's burning in my eyes.

Big Al: Zhat was ze spices I put in it. *To Flannery and Luna* Now go!

Flannery and Luna go around Lucas and flynn and go out the door. Meanwhile...

Viviana: Hey grandma! You done baking cookies?

Lorelei: ...

Silena: Oh great, here we go.

Suddenly, zombie Lorelei, and zombie Zack come out from the other room.

Kaele: It's Go time!

Zack: There is no escape!

Viviana: Okay, now I know this is fake.

Lorelei: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO RUIN IT! YOU WERE JUST SUPPOSED TO SAY BRAINS, ZOMBIES SAY "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS"!

As Lorelei and Zack are arguing, The 3 girls run past them and head out the door.

Zack: WELL EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS!

Lorelei: Hey! They're getting away! This is all your fault!

Lorelei and Zack run after Kaele, Silena, and Viviana. Before all 3 can get on the boat...

Lorelei: Tag! You're dead.

Viviana: *Sarcastically* Oh no! I'm being attacked by zombies! Help! Save yourselves.

Silena and Kaele listen to Viviana's advice, and leave on the boat.

Viviana: You know, you both really did a terrible job acting.

Zack: What, I thought I did good!

Viviana and Lorelei both stare at Zack and roll their eyes.

Lorelei: I know I did a bad job, but could you please just cooperate with us?

Viviana: I guess, it's not like I've got anything better to do.

Meanwhile...

Michael: Man, this town is really confusing.

Blake: And also really colorful.

Slasher: Eh.

Blake: Remind me, why are you here again, exactly?

Slasher: Because I needed the money.

Blake: Sounds about right.

Suddenly, Lucas and Flynn come out of the door, still covered in gumbo.

Michael: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh hey Flynn.

Flynn: Hey.

Lucas: You know you're supposed to run away from us, right.

Michael and Blake: Right.

Michael, Blake and Slasher turn around and run the other way. Suddenly, zombie Chef comes out, and grabs Slasher by the leg.

Slasher: Forget about me! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Zombie Chef grabs slasher and pulls him back. Blake and Michael try to get away, but a couple seconds later, Slasher, now a zombie, shows up in front of them.

Blake: Maybe this is real.

They turn around and run the other way. Slasher grabs them by the legs. Michael screams like a little girl.

Slasher: No it's fake, but you guys are eliminated.

Michael: Phew.

Meanwhile, Elyse and Diego have sucessfully found a hiding spot and barricaded the door.

Diego: Phew, man that was close.

Elyse: Yah I'll say. That was cool how tripped that intern like that.

Diego: Not as cool as you wrapping him up in a rug and then locking him in a closet!

Elyse: Yah. That was fun. You know, even though I'm pretty sure this is fake, it feels oddly satisfying to fight a zombie.

Diego: Yah.

Elyse: You know, about what happened in the whatever Islands, I'm sorry. It's just that my mom is never around for me, and I hate her for that.

Diego: It's okay. I understand how you feel, as my parents have never been there for me either. They were never at my football...or excuse me soccer games, or my surfing competitions...

Elyse: Wait, they have competitions for surfing?

Diego: Yah.

Elyse: I've always wanted to learn how to surf. Could you teach me?

Diego: Sure, I guess.

Suddenly, there is a knocking on the door.

Elyse: What was that?

Diego: I don't know.

Viviana: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Elyse: I'll get the lamp, you get the...hey where did that baseball bat come from?

Diego: It was right over there.

Conf: Viviana: I think I picked the wrong 2 to eat brains from. Although to be fair, I'm not sure if Elyse has any brains.

Meanwhile, Silena and Kaele were on a boat, traveling across the bayou.

Silena: Hey Kaele, can I show you something.

Kaele: Sure...I guess.

Silena: *Gets out her phone* Is it just me, or does this look like the guy on the other team, the 1 with the unibrow?

Kaele takes a good look at the picture.

Kaele: Yah, you're right, it kinda does.

Silena: Well it says here in this article that he made his teacher go insane. They had to ship her off to psych ward, and then you'll never guess what happened...

Kaele: Hey, what is that?

Silena: Huh?

Silena turns, and sees a tent with a light on.

Kaele: I think we're supposed to go in there.

Silena: Yah, you're probably right.

Kaele brings their boat to a stop, then the 2 girls get out and go into the tent.

Sienna: Humans? ALIVE?

Kaele: You can drop the act, we know it's fake.

Sienna: What are you talking about? The zombie apyocolypse has reached far and wide, and we could be the only humans left!

Suddenly, from behind...

Michael: You know, look at them from up close, these zombie costumes are really poorly made.

Blake: What do you expect? It's Chris.

Sienna: Um, pay no attention to the 2 on the other side of the tent?

Michael: Hey, is that Sienna from Global Takedown?

Silena and Kaele both raise an eyebrow at Sienna.

Sienna: Okay, so it is fake. EVERYTHING HERE IS FAKE, YOU HAPPY?

Kaele and Silena: Delighted.

Michael: Hey, that is Sienna!

Michael pulls back the curtain to see Sienna.

Michael: Hi Sienna! Love your videos by the way. Also, you totally got robbed in Global Takedown, you should've won.

Silena and Kaele: Can't you see we're in the middle of something?

Michael: Oh yah right. Sorry.

Sienna: Now where was I?...Oh yah, that's right. You 2 are supposed to find the "Zombie Crystal."

Silena: And what are we supposed to do with it exactly?

Sienna: Just find it, then bring it back here okay, it's hidden somewhere here in the swamp. I'll give you further instructions later.

Kaele and Silena: Okay.

Meanwhile...

Davy: Okay, you guys ready?

Kierston: Yah.

Zack: Yah, I think so.

Lorelei: Let's just get this over with.

Suddenly, Blake and Michael come running up.

Blake: What'd we miss?

Davy: You're just in time. We're about to scare the pants off of Tristan and Fred. But we could probably use more bodies.

Slasher, Viviana, Lucas,  Flynn, and Chef come running up.

Chef: You mean like us?

Davy: Yah, you'll do.

Slasher: Let's go!

Davy: What he said! *Battle cry*

Everyone ruses to the ferryboat. Meanwhile...

Tristan: So that's when I hung his underwear up the flagpole.

Fred: *Laughs* That's really awesome!

Suddenly, there is a knocking on the door.

Fred: Uh oh.

Tristan: Don't worry, I've got this. *He pulls out glue-filled water balloons out of his knapsack* You man the other side.

Fred: Okay.

Fred goes over to the other side of the room, out of the sight of Tristan.

Davy: Miss me?

Davy breaks the window, and tags Fred.

Davy: You're it.

Fred: Man, that was so NOT cool!

Davy: SHHHHHHHHH! Just put these on.

Fred: Okay.

Tristan: Fred? FRED? Where the *censored* are you, ya dolt? Are you still in here?

Suddenly, Fred, now a zombie, comes out from behind and grabs Tristan.

Tristan: Woah, what the heck?

Fred: You lose!

Tristan: DUDE! That was so not cool.

Fred: That's what I told him. *He points at Davy*

Tristan: Aw man, you sabatoged me!

Davy: It's okay, I think we've still got 2 left.

Meanwhile...

Silena: Hey, I think that's our plane!

Kaele: You thinking what I'm thinking?

Silena: If you're thinking that this challenge couldn't get any lamer, then yes, yes I am.

Kaele: Couldn't hurt, could it?

Silena: Agreed.

Silena and Kaele head into the plane. In the first class area, they find Luna and Flannery.

Kaele: What are you 2 doing here?

Flannery: We were running from zombies.

Silena: Hardly.

Luna: We...We thought that the...safest place to hide would be here.

Flannery: Now, what are you 2 doing here?

Silena: Don't tell them!

Kaele: Um, same as you 2?

Luna: Yah...not buying it.

Silena: LOOK! THERE IT IS!

Flannery: What?

Silena rushes to grab the crystal. Together, the 2 Dragon girls make a break for it. Luna and Flannery come charging after them. Kaele and Silena make it back to the tent, but just barely.

Kaele and Silena: QUICK! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

Sienna: Um...lick it!

Just as Flannery and Luna open the tent door, Silena and Kaele lick the crystal.

Silena: Ugh, gross!

Kaele: It tastes like salt!

Suddenly, Chris pops out from behind Sienna.

Chris: That's because it is salt! Dragons, you win tonight's challenge! Thunderbirds, meet me in the elimination area.

Sliena and Kaele:YESSSSSSSS!

Flannery and Luna: AWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Later, Chris has gathered everyone up, and is just about to get on the plane.

Chris: So, you're all probably wondering how we pulled this off. Truth is we had rocks put into the luggage compartment above your heads, not big rocks, because then we'd be sued, but big enough rocks to knock you guys out, which we had our interns dispose of later.

Michael: So wait, you crashed the plane on purpose?

Chris: Yes, but at the altitude we were at, this plane wasn't gonna sustain any damage.

Suddenly, the sound of something breaking in th plane is heard.

Chris: *Annoyed* Okay, since I can't hurl one of you into the sky tonight, I guess I'll make this a non-elimination round.

The contestants cheer.

Chris: But Michael, since you were a wimp today, you're a Dragon now.

Michael: What?

Conf: Viviana: This is going to end well.

Chef: But wait...

Chris: Oh yah, forgot about that. In that case...Kaele, you are now a Thunderbird.

Kaele: What? But I helped my team win today. That's not fair!

Chris: *To Kaele* Life's not fair! *To Dragons* Oh yah, and for winning this challenge today, Dragons, you guys get a free meal courtesy of local Chef Big Al, who waskind enough to donate a whole feast to us in exchange for advertising his resturant.

Lucas and Flynn turn to each other, then turn around and bar

Chris: Which reminds me, Chef!

Chef: *Imitating creole accent, but not doing a good job* Friends, families, when you are in New Orleans, come soop by Big Al's kitchen, where we have the best food in Louisiana. OHOHOHO.

Kaele: That's double not fair, I helped my team win, and I don't even get the reward?

Chris: Thank you Chef.

Kaele: That's double not fair, I helped my team win, and I don't even get the reward?

Chris: *To Kaele* Okay fine, you can help eat the meal along with the rest of the Dragons, but after that, you gotta go to loser class. *To audience* Not lying, that is what he wanted us to say. Anyways, what awesome challenges have I got planned? Who will get scared like a little baby? How much will this repair cost? Find out next time on a brand new episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!