User blog:Totaldrama100/Total Drama Comedy - A Blog Series

Alright, hi, I'm TotalDrama100, I'll be attempting a Total Drama comedy series. Every couple of days, I'll upload a new story on this blog. Today's story, Gwen 's interview!

Gwen's Interview - Thursday, December 9, 2013
Takes place between The Very Last Episode, Really and Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island.

Gwen, Leshawna , and Bridgette are trapped in a snow storm with Gwen's brother Damien and her lizards. Her parents are on the road trying to get home. All of sudden, Chris, Chef Hatchet , and a camera crew barge into her house. Under contract rules, the girls and Damien have no choice but to be interviewed.


 * Gwen picks up her warm hot chocolate and sips it, looking at the snow falling in the window.

Gwen: Man, do you think this snow will ever stop? Mom could be stuck at traffic for maybe even the whole night!

Damien: How is that bad news? Party in the house! I'm gonna call Jacob.

Gwen: We have enough people already. There's not a lot of food in the fridge left. And Jacob could shovel that stuff down like a wolf.

Leshawna: Don't listen to him, sugar. Your mother will be home in a matter of-
 * Leshawna never got to finish the sentence as the front door was pushed open. In came Chris McLean, Chef Hatchet and his loonies.

Leshawna: Oh, hell no! Do not tell me we're the next victims of strip poker!

Chris: Hey, someone write that down will you! And Leshawna, you do realize that there's a nine year old boy here.

Damien: Hey! I'm twelve years old and a good five inches!

Chris: Whatever, little man. Anyways, I've come for an interview, from Gwen!

Gwen: No way McLean! When I was runner-up in that stupid show of yours, I was promised that the rest of my life would be Total Drama free. And now you want an interview? Well f*** the interview.

Bridgette: Yeah! Gwen refuses! And you have absolutely no right to barge in to her house and ask for an interview!
 * Chris pulls out a contract from nowhere.

Chris: Fine print! It says that I'm welcome into your house anytime! And refusal will result in a lawsuit. So choose wisely!

Leshawna: It does not say that!
 * Leshawna grabs the contract from Chris and skims it. After getting to the bottom, her face boils with anger and she crumples the contract into a ball.

Leshawna: We have no choice Gwen. You have to do the interview.
 * Gwen's face along with Bridgette, Leshawna and Damien, look like they might explode.

Chris: Alright people! Positions!
 * The camera crew starts setting up the equipment while Chris starts acting like Courtney.

Chris: Can't you people afford heat? Seriously, it's colder than the ice age in here.

I'll upload the rest soon.