User:Rainbowderp01/Little Bull on the Prairie (Transcript)

Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race... New Zealand took many of our remaining teams on a roller coaster ride of highs and lows. Dwayne tried to impress his son with a tattoo -- cool -- that's for girls only. Noah and Emma hit a road block when she put the brakes on their romance. Ouch. But then Devin went from super sad to super mad and pulled the Best Friends up from the bottom three to second place. Someone's bound to be going home tonight. But who? Can't wait to find out on this episode of... The Ridonculous Race.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

[ Theme song ]

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Don: Yesterday's chill zone is today's starting line. First to depart, the king and queen of Ridonculous comebacks, the Ice Dancers.

Jacques: [interview] Two wins in a row, five wins overall! We aren't just back, we're on fire!

Josee: [interview] Golden fire! And the competition's about to get burned!

Josee and Jacques: [interview] [imitate sizzlling]

[buzz, ding]

Josee: "Go to Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump."

Jacques: Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?

Don: It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to recieve their next travel tip.

Devin: Yes! Let's do this! [aside] I had a few, um... "minor outbursts" in New Zealand.

Carrie: [aside] Oh, you weren't that bad.

Devin: [aside] But don't worry. The rage has left the Devin.

Carrie: [aside] [sighs]

Devin: [aside] I'm not angry at Shelley for dumping me anymore. In fact, I want you back, baby! And I'll do anything to prove it! I'll climb to the top of a tree! [grunts]

Carrie: [aside] And hello to stage three of breaking up... desperation.

[crack]

Devin: [aside] Ah! Oof! [groans]

Carrie: [aside] Yeah, this is gonna be great.

[buzz, ding]

Geoff: Dude, we're going to a dude ranch!

Brody: And we're dudes!

Geoff: We can't lose! It's an us ranch! Ha ha!

[buzz, ding]

Stephanie: Dudes at a dude ranch? Pfft, that's fair.

Ryan: Maybe the next challenge will be for something you're good at, like complaining.

Stephanie: [growls] [interview] I am not a complainer! How dare you call me that? You never listen! And your shirt is so ugly, it hurts my eyes.

Ryan: [interview] Yeah, you don't complain at all.

Stephanie: [interview] Ugh!

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Jacques: Taxi!

Don: [voiceover] While our first six teams are off to a serious start...

Dwayne: Taxi!

Don: ...team seven isn't being taken seriously at all.

Dwayne: Taxi? Taxi? Taxi! Airport, please!

Taxi Driver: [laughs]

Dwayne: [mumbles]

Junior: [interview] Dad, your chin's costing us the game!

Dwayne: [interview] Okay, sure, this tattoo may be for girls, but I shall wear it with manly pride. Until we win the million and I can afford laser tattoo removal.

[tires screech]

Emma: Taxi!

Kitty: Shouldn't we wait for Noah and Owen? I mean, we are in an alliance.

Emma: What? No. If Noah and I are on a break, the alliance is too.

Kitty: Ugh!

[tires screech]

Owen: Okay, buddy! We've almost got a cab! [interview] See, Noah's never had a girlfriend before. So he's definitely never been dumped before. But, I'd say he's handling it pretty well.

[thud]

Owen: [interview] [gasps] Oopsies! I got you, buddy. There we go.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Don: [voiceover] Teams arrive at the airport, and it's a mad dash to get tickets. Turns out there aren't enough seats for everyone on the first flight.

[clunk]

Kitty: [sighs]

Dwayne: [sighs]

Don: [voiceover] Flight number one is Alberta bound with most of our teams, but flight number two will be arriving a half hour later.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Emma: I-I think Noah looks a little better. Right? [aside] I didn't wanna squash my thing with Noah... but, I had no choice. You saw it, love turns me into a total nightmare. Nightmares don't win races.

Kitty: [aside] Unless they're about being chased, so you start running really fast. Ha ha! [roars] Heh, ah! Heh... [clears throat]

_______________________________________________________________________________________

[chicken clucking]

Dwayne and Junior: [laughing]

Dwayne: You know, Junior and I have made a real connection thanks to this race. Hm hm, h-he even called me cool.

Junior: That was before I found out his chin tat's meant for girls.

Dwayne: You still said it. [chuckles] And it was great. You know, even if we get cut from the race, I'll go home a happy man.

Junior: Dad, don't jinx us!

Dwayne: Teh, jinxes aren't real!

Pilot: [over PA] Folks, a storm over Montana's going to delay our landing.

Dwayne: I bet the first flight was delayed too.

Pilot: [over PA] Just a freak storm, folks, that only affects our flight.

Dwayne: Coinky-dink.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Don: [voiceover] Flight number one carrying the first six teams has landed in Alberta. They'll now drive a pickup...

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Don: [voiceover] ...into the Wild West.

[crash]

Sanders and MacArthur: [grunt]

[crash]

Josee: Eat our dust, wannabe coppers!

[pop]

MacArthur: We're hit! Tire wounded, tire wounded! You'll have to get out there and patch her up, ASAP.

Sanders: You're not gonna stop first?

MacArthur: Ugh. New plan!

[engine revs]

[crash]

Josee and Jacques: [scream]

MacArthur: Ooh, yeah!

[crash]

Jacques: Ow...

MacArthur: [interview] What can I say? You mess with the bull, you get the horn.

Geoff: Huh. Weird. No sign of the Cadets or the Dancer dudes.

Brody: Two possibilities, bro! Either aliens got 'em or... nah. I'm gonna go with aliens.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Devin: It's simple, Carrie. If I come home a winner with half a million in my pocket, Shelley will totally take me back. Oh! Why won't this truck go any faster?

Carrie: You have to put it in drive.

Don: [voiceover] Flight number two has finally landed, a full hour after flight one.

Emma: Go!

Dwayne: Hurry, hurry!

Don: [voiceover] And these teams know they'll be racing each other to avoid elimination. See the panic on their faces? Priceless!

Owen: I only have a learner's permit, so I gotta have a fully licensed passenger with me at all times. Noah's breathing, so he still counts, right? Heh, uh, whoa!

[wipers squeaking]

[thud]

Owen: Whoa! Oh! Ah! Oh, boy! Okay, this wasn't taught on my driver's ed class.

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Geoff: Bro, check it out. We're the only car here!

Brody: We are so in first place! Thank you, aliens!

[buzz, ding]

Geoff: It's an All In. "Tip your hat, split your jeans, and eat like a cowboy, by all means."

_______________________________________________________________________________________

Don: Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork n' beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.