User:The American King

Hey, fellow users. I am The American King, as you can see from my profile. If you all MUST know, I am male, 14, 6"2, and I have brown hair, with green eyes. I have lived all my life in New Jeresy, and plan to all my life. The weather is amazing down there, you should go. Especially in the summer (but not this year, nothing but rain : ).)

Now, for the Total Drama Island character countdown. The list seen below, is my views of the characters, and them listed from worst to best, in my opinion. Let's begin:

22. Courtney, bleh. Awful character, she was just plain bossy in TDI, and in TDA? Just plain annoying ("I wanna prize! I wanna prize!").

21. Noah, he's a bossy, lazy, annoying know-it-all, who didn't even bother to throw one stinking dodge ball. I hate him. Oh, and he so kissed a guy!

20. Sadie, a chubby, annoying, peppy weirdo, who is completly useless. She's even worse than her annoying twin, Katie.

19. Justin, really? This is our main atogonist for season two, oh my God. I'm sure Alejandro will be a better villan than he ever was.

18. Katie, she's a little better than Sadie, only because she is actually good at something (dodge ball), and she's really, really, really annoying.

17. Trent, meh. He's okay. He's not horrible, and he's not awesome. He's just... plain. I don't get his large fan bias.

16. Eva, she's a rage-o-haulic, crazy person, who has a temper, and she hates the best character. What's up with that?

15. Tyler, I don't hate him at all. I just, well, didn't get to see enough of him. He's just so... not focused on enough for me, if he was focused on more, he'd be better.

14. Geoff, he was pretty bad in TDA. He's way better in TDI. I like the TDI Geoff better, not snobby TDA Geoff.

13. Heather, she was pretty mean in Total Drama Island. She was better in Total Drama Action, so I'm pretty sure she'll be better in TDTM.

12. DJ, man, this guy was pretty cool. He was really nice, and sensetive, so he's pretty cool, I guess.

11. Beth, she's awesome. Kind, caring, and stoodup to the queen bee in TDI, she dserves to win TDA!

10. Cody, awesome character. He's just like me! Girl-crazy, funny, wannabe? We could be twins!

9. Lindsay, every show needs a dumb blonde, because there would be less comedy without them. She rocks.

8. Owen, he... is... AWESOME!!! Whoo-hoo! He deserved to win TDI.

7. Ezekiel, he's funny, cool, and awesome. I'm glad he's returning for TDTM.

6. Izzy, or is it E-scope? Explosivo? Esquire? Whatever, she's awesome!

5. LeShawna, she's just plain awesome. I was sad when she left TDI and TDA.

4. Duncan, he's a cool, jailbird, who made it far in both seasons. There is no reason to hate him. He is totally aweosme.

3. Gwen, she smart, funny, indipendant, and she was runner-up in TDI? There is no reason to hate her. She's awesome.

2. Harold, wicked funny. He is cool, and nerdy at the same time! Only someone as awesoem as he is can manage that!

1. Bridgette, best character ever. Kind, smart, funny, a born leader. She should have won Total Drama Island. She's the best.