User blog comment:TDFanatic52/Top 5 Vote-Offs in World Tour/@comment-31556666-20170302191717/@comment-31556666-20170302213858

Noah is a spineless piece of sh** who thinks he's so funny and so likable, and that he's a victim of abuse from crazy people. His shtick is to sarcastically allude to the many many problems everyone around him has, acting as though he's a perfect person who through no fault of his own is witnessing other people acting deranged. This is in fact complete bullsh** and Noah is a complete hypocrite. For him to just constantly mock people about their own flaws without the show referencing often that he has these flaws is one thing, but it's also the obnoxious way he puts these mannerisms out on display. It's not a pleasant sight. Part of the reason TDI was his best season was that the cast and the show quickly caught onto his atrocious personality and self. There could've been a way to make him funny but instead it's unpleasant to watch sometimes.

In WT he had some kind of ginormous popularity surge which... I don't get that? Like I'm pretty sure the only reason he was gaining momentum was because he was one of the most minor characters and was gaining so much curiosity from people as a result, and unfortunately leaves him popular to this day. But what was so great about him in WT anyway? His screentime was on the level of Izzy in this season just a reminder and unlike her where she did a variety of things, Noah is this slow burning, slow paced, unfunny sarcasm humour and it's all he does. Oh and I guess he was kind of important in I See London but that really doesn't matter considering almost everyone is important in their elimination episode.

What really bugged me about Noah in WT however was his breaking up of Ozzy. Owen and Izzy are supposedly two of Noah's best friends, yet his driving a wedge between them was filthy and unjust. Owen tells Noah how he's slightly wary of Izzy before Noah completely blows it out of proportion and antagonizes Izzy like she's someone to be unsafe around, once again showing off his spineless side. His "Finally!" when Owen says he's going to break up with Izzy DISGUSTS me. Like I've said, we're led to believe Noah's closest friends are Izzy and Owen. But not only does he make Izzy out to be some kind of villainous reptile when she isn't, but he also deliberately puts Owen on the edge and doesn't really think of all circumstances regarding the possibility of Owen breaking up with her. For goodness sake, think of compassion! The worst part? He gets no comeuppance for this! All he gets is more boring unfunny sh** I don't care about, gets eliminated in the next episode, and gets pushed off a cliff by Chris (<3333333333). Regardless Owen blames himself and Izzy leaves the competition. It was terrible editing of the episode that should've went much more against Noah.

Do I even have to go into RR??? To summarise briefly, once he becomes a so-called prominent character, Noah is a pretty blank cut out character of himself who isn't that emotive if I'm honest. Of the many terrible things about RR Noah, there's a bunch of different things you can say you fault most. For me it's the off and blank way he's presented. I genuinely forget Noah is in this season despite him being the main lead of his team. So I never really cared about any of this relationship stuff or if he'd pull off a guitar solo right. I just don't care. The stuff with Nemma is of course terrible and has had many reasons why already said by many. That only leaves the terrible way he treats Owen and MAN is this an abusive friendship or what? Let me count the ways.


 * Noah has no care when Owen chokes on hot spices Noah picked HIMSELF, takes no responsibility for the action, and forces Owen to eat in None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 2
 * Noah draws a picture of Owen eating the Eiffel tower and laughs about it with an art judge. And unlike virtually every other team, Noah casually forces Owen not to see the picture drawn of him and drags him away while poor Owen mopes how he wanted to see the picture in French is an Eiffel Language
 * Owen has a brief chance of possible permanent blindness and as he screams in agony for help, Noah watches in shock and makes another one of his stupid jokes instead of looking for help or even caring about his so-called 'friend's' health in Got Venom . This is taking into account the fact that Owen repeatedly worried about Noah's well being.
 * Owen rushes to save Noah's life and after so many episodes of Noah acting overly competitive like he's some kind of hot shot he's indifferent to Owen's compassion in saving him and instead only comes out when Emma comes around in Got Venom . This is completely hypocritical and really annoying.
 * Noah rips Owen apart constantly for being useless and too happy, only for Owen to improve at both of these alleged flaws while Noah possesses them himself and even worse than Owen ever could have. Maybe that's what the message was that him and Owen did a role-reversal but it's a lot different to Emma and Kitty's because with them Emma was always called out on acting too quirky. Noah never gets called out on anything. Therefore, Noah is an annoying slug who should not be a prominent character.

Rant spark over :)