User blog:Elodge/The Ridonculous Race My way

Alright guys so this is not about my favourite teams, I will post another page about that. This is how I think it should have gone, guys do not get mad about who I eliminate, you can see what teams I despise and like in another page.

None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1

 * Note: All of these flights are the same as canon.

None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 2

 * 1st: Carrie and Devin - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: MacArthur and Sanders - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Jacques and Josee - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Ryan and Stephanie - Unchanged, One higher ranking I don’t really think the Tennis Rivals managed to catch up so fast to the 1st flight.
 * 5th: Noah and Owen - Owen easily finished the stew as he could eat anything. This gave them a good advantage, they were passed due to Owen’s weight smothering the camel.
 * 6th: Ellody and Mary - They would have beaten Owen and Noah but they started doing lord knows what (Maths Related experiments on the stew blah blah blah).
 * 7th: Emma and Kitty - Kitty’s motivation annoyed Emma, they still managed to finish in the top 8 and as the second team from the second flight.


 * 8st: Jen and Tom - Unchanged, except in this version they beat the Rockers


 * 9st: Spud and Rock - Unchanged Ranking, except for the fact they were beaten by Jen and Tom.

10th: Surfer Dudes: Since Brody had an “iron stomach” they could easily catch up to the others.

11th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged, I had nothing else to really rank them so yeah.

12th: Goths: Same Here.

13th: Mother and Daughter: Same Here

14th: Tennis Rivals: Unchanged, they were really slow, but due to the down fall of the other teams, they still managed to finish in a decent place.

15th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

16th: Vegans  Unchanged

17th: Father and Son:

 18th: LARPers  Reason Above

I can take a Chance with the LARPers, so I decided to spare them. And since there are 3 consecutive eliminations, the LARPers can get lucky.

French is an Eiffel Language
1st: Police Cadets: Unchanged 2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

4th: Best Friends: Unchanged

5th: Father and Son:Unchanged

6th: Goths: I thought they could rank higher as the Goths like places like the catacombs, but they would stay and admire it.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, just a rank lower

8th: Fashion Bloggers: Same here

9th: Daters: Same here

10th: Geniuses: Same here (there is gonna be a lot)

11th: Sisters: Same here

12th: Adversity Twins: Finally, Unchanged

13th: Mother and Daughter: Unchanged.

14th: Vegans: Unchanged.

15th: Rockers:Unchanged.

16th: Reality TV Peos:Unchanged.

 Eliminated (17th): Laroers:  Since That there was no elimination last round this had to be a non.

Eliminated (18th): Tennis Rivals: Unchanged.





Why not start of a season with a double elimination?

Mediterranean Homesick Blues
1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Reality Tv Pros:Unchanged

3rd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

4th: Father and Son: Unchanged

5th: Fashon Bloggers: Unchanged

6th: Goths: Unchanged: Only a few ranking higher.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Sisters: Unchanged: Only a rank higher

9th: Daters: They lost track of time by making out

10th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged.

11th: Mother and Daughter:Unchanged.

12th: Surfer Dudes: Except for the fact when Brody was shocked by the boat they went really fast and managed to beat the Best Friends and Rockers.

13th: Rockers:Unchanged

14th: Best Friends:Unchanged

15th: Geniuses Even though they lost track of time, they still finished ahead of the Vegans as they still built the sandcastle and they finished it before the data was wiped out because they were smart enough to know they were in a race.

Eliminated (16th) : Vegans: They were too busy wanting to look after the sharks they fell behind and cost themselves their own game.

Bjorken Telephone
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Ice Dancers: The Fashion Bloggers received a 5 Minute Penalty for doing the challenge wrong, allowing the Reailty TV Pros and the Ice Dancers to pass them

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Yep, just like I said.

4th: Fashion Bloggers: They only received a 5 minute Penalty because they were allowed to pass for free.

5th: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

6th: Daters: Unchanged

7th: Best Friends: Unchanged

8th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, except they were a rank better because Father and Son had many more troubles this round. 9th: Sisters: Same here

10th: Police Cadets: Same here

11th: Adversity Twins: Same here

12th: Mother and Daughter: Same Here

13th: Rockers: Ugh, another same here.

14th: Geniuses: They were slow, as usual, but made up for it by beating Father and Son.

15th: Father and Son: With no Vegans, the failed to find a fossil. But this was a non elimination.



Brazilian Pain Forest
THE TENNIS RIVALS RETURN



1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged, except they didn’t fall of their hand glider.

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged: Except that the Surfer Dudes held their lead.

3rd: Goths: Same Here

4th: Reality TV Pros: Since their plane didn’t break down, them and the Fashion Bloggers took ages to create the costumes, but they still had a lead over the second flight.

5th: Best Friends: Worked pretty well despite being overtaken by the Reality Tv Pros.

6th: Fashion Bloggers: They wanted to make their costume PERFECT they wasted a lot of time.

7th: Daters: They had a lead over the second flight.

8th/9th: Adversity Twins: Thanks to their “alliance” with the sisters (that lasted for an episode) payed off, despite crashing on the chill zone

8th/9th: Sisters: REASON ABOVE

10th: Father and Son: They made up for delaying their flight and worked together really well.

11th: Mother and Daughter: Since That they were in the second flight, this is their most reasonable ranking.

12th: Police Cadets: Had nothing else to rank them.

13th: Tennis Rivals:  Since they Returned, they tried to focus and not look as weak as before.

14th: Stepbrothers: They fought over who flew the plane and crashed into the sand.

15th: Rockers: Unchanged

Eliminated (16th): Geniuses: They are the least athletic team out of the rest and since they were on flight 2, it slowed them down even more.



A Tisket, a Casket, I’m going to blow a Gasket
1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

3rd: Sisters: Unchanged

4th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

5th: Mother and Daughter: Unchanged

6th: Police Cadets: Had no trouble.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Same Here.

8th: Father and Son: Same Here.

9th: Rockers: Unchanged

10th: Best Friends: Unchanged

11th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

12th: Goths: Unchanged

13th: Tennis Rivals Since they were old and more focused than the bloggers, they actually beat them.

14th: Daters: Unchanged

Eliminated (15th): Fashion Bloggers Unchanged.

Hawaiian Honeyruin
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged, except they beat the Ice Dancers due to their bad luck.

4th: Sisters: Same here

5th: Ice Dancers: Since that they were cursed and the Pros and the Sisters both made it at the sane time, they actually ranked two spots from the “podium.”

6th: Father and Son: Unchanged

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Police Cadets: Unchanged

9th: Advertisy Twins: Unchanged

10th: Rockers: Except for the fact that the Goths took too long for them to beat the Rockers.

11th: Goths: Except in this version, they didn’t beat the Rockers

12th: Tennis Rivals: They joked about their fake marriage and lost track of time.

13th: Mother and Daughter: Unchanged.

14th: Daters Unchanged.



Hello and Dubai
1st: Sisters: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

3rd: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

5th: Tennis Rivals: Despite being retired from Tennis, they performed pretty well for a change.

6th: Father and Son: Unchanged

7th: Police Cadets: Them and the Surfer Dudes helped each other loacate the Gold shop.

8th: Surfer Dudes: REASON ABOVE

9th: Haters: They argued about what shop to go in.

10th: Stephrothers: Unchanged

11th: Rockers: Unchanged

12th: Best Friends: Unchanged

13th: Goths: They didn’t enjoy either of the challenges and the other teams were faster than them.

Eliminated (14th): Mother and Daughter: Unchanged.

New Bejinging
1st: Reality Tv Pros: Unchanged, Except they came in first place because I feel like the Haters didn’t deserve it.

2nd: Sisters: Unchanged

3rd: Goths: Crimson could easily hold in her puke for them to go from last place to 3rd.

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

5th: Police Cadets: Unchanged.

6th: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged.

7th: Haters: Unchanged. What makes you think they deserved first place in China? They argued and lacked teamwork, so I honestly think they deserve this ranking.

8th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

9th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

10th: Best Friends: Unchanged

11th: Father and Son: Unchanged

12th: Rockers: Unchanged

Eliminated (13th) (Again): Tennis Rivals: Gerry had trouble pulling the rickshaw and they took so long, by the time they arrived, the rocker’s plenalty had just ended.



I love Ridonic & Roll
1st: Rockers: Unchanged.

2nd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Their lovely nature attitude allowed them to work their way up into the top 3.

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged.

5th: Sisters: Unchanged

6th: Father and Son: Junior had a lot of fun Rocking out.

7th: Stepbrothers: Lorenzo also had a lot of fun.

8th: Best Friends: Unchanged reason, Changed Ranking.

9th: Haters: They argued about how Ryan should perform and Stephanie distracted him he kept failing.

10th: Reality TV Pros: Since the Goths left and eventually came back, it actually gave them time to perform.

11th: Goths: Unchanged.

Eliminated (12th): Adversity Twins: Unchanged



My Way or Zimbabwe
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Since the Cadets ran for 45 minutes, it look them ages to tire the Rhino.

2nd: Sisters: Kitty is an expert selfie taker so she took excellent selfies.

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Thanks to their alliance, Emma and Kitty helped Owen with the “selfie process”

4th: Best Friends: Unchanged

5th: Haters: Except for the fact that Stephanie hit Ryan with an oar, it took longer for her to find him.

6th: Police Cadets: 45 minutes of running slowed them down.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Goths: Unchanged

9th: Rockers: Unchanged

10th: Father and Son: Unchanged

11th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged



The Shawshank Ridonc-tion
NON ELIMINATION 

First 3 teams to arrive get a phone call.

1st: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, Except they won.

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged, Except the Stepbrothers beat them.

3rd: Father and Son: Unchanged.

4th: Sisters:Unchanged.

5th: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged.

6th: Haters: Unchanged.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Being very hyper allowed them to break out of prison very fast.

8th: Goths: Unchanged

9th: Rockers: Same here, they remained in last place until the Ice Dancers’s and Cadets’s Downfall.

10th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

11th: Police Cadets: Unchanged



Down and Outback
1st: Goths: The Ice Dancers were penalised.

2nd: Reality TV Pros: In ArtDraw12’s case, Owen’s noxious fumes knocked out the rabbits and the albino.

3rd: Haters: Their rabbits gave birth, and the Ice Dancers were penalised, but they argued so the pros were faster than them.

4th: Sisters: Since that Owen knocked out the albino, Noah said they should give it to the sisters, they are in an alliance after all.

5th: Ice Dancers: Penalised for stealing the Surfer Dudes’s Rabbits. And they got so mad that... I don’t even wanna say.

6th: Father and Son: Worked well together.

7th: Best Friends: Unchanged

8th: Surfer Dudes: Since the Ice Dancers’s Rabbits didn’t count, the Surfer Dudes found their rabbits.

9th: Police Cadets: They finished right behind the Surfer Dudes like in Canon.

Eliminated (10th): Stepbrothers: They Beat the Rockers due to the Avalanche.

Eliminated (11th): Rockers: They fell into last place due to the avalanche.

Maori or Less
NON ELIMINATION ROUND

1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged

3rd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

4th: Surfer Dudes: They enjoyed bungee jumping, they finished in 4th.

5th: Goths: Unchanged, except the Surfer Dudes beat then.

6th: Haters: Same here

7th: Reality TV Pros: Except for becoming sad, Noah became super mad that Emma dumped him.

8th: Father and Son: Dwayne’s Cool attitude cause them to fall behind.

9th: Sisters: After suddenly being passed, Emma felt horrible and thought it wasn’t worth winning if she was the cause of Noah’s depression.



Little Bull on the Prairie
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged.

2nd: Haters: Unchanged.

3rd: Best Friends: Unchanged.

4th: Reality TV Pros: Noah was angry, so he tried to nail both challanges.

5th: Police Cadets: Unchanged.

6th: Goths: Unchanged, except the pros and the cadets beat them.

7th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

8th: Sisters: Emma wanted to talk to Noah but he was still mad at Emma.

9th: Father and Son: I thought they wouldn’t be eliminated becaus I thought don said a non elimination round, so why not spear them.

Lord of the Ring Toss
1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

3rd: Sisters: Unchanged

4th: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

5th: Father and Son: They had luck in the end.

6th: Best Friends: Devin’s Rockbottom slowed them down.

7th: Goths: Unchanged, Rank lower.

8th: Police Cadets: Unchanged

Eliminated (9th): Daters: Unchanged, Except they got back together in this episode since they were eliminated in my version. I thought they would have gotten back together in this episode so yeah.



Got Venom
1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Sisters  Since That Noah had feelings for her, the Pros kept up with the Sisters and since the Sisters did well at this challenge, I thought that Emma would have wanted to get away from Noah so she would be distracted, making the Sisters faster, lol, this would be funny to watch on TV. XD

3rd: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

4th: Father and Son: Luck.

5th: Best Friends: Unchanged

6th: Ice Dancers: In this Version Loki didn’t want any teams cheating so he threw away the drool making it harder for the Dancers.

7th: Police Cadets: They managed to out run the Surfer Dudes. Just like in the real version, only because Geoff and Brody let the Cadets pass them despite knowing they were in last place.

Sorry Geoff and Brody, I liked you guys a lot but...

Eliminated (8th): Surfer Dudes: They were outran by the Cadets.



Dude Buggies
1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Police Cadets:

3rd: Sisters: Thanks to their alliance, the Sisters and Reality TV Pros teamed again, it took Noah to stop Kitty and McArther from fighting like he did in Episode 5.

4th: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

5th: Father and Son: Even More luck.

6th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

 7th: Best Friends: Unchanged.



El Bunny Supremo
1st: Police Cadets: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: The Ice Dancers got a penalty and the Sisters let them finish first.

3rd: Sisters: REASON ABOVE

4th: Ice Dancers: The Pros, Sisters and Cadets got there before them because of their penalty, But they had a lead over the remaining teams.

5th: Best Friends: Unchanged, and since Stephanie and Ryan are already out, they didn’t tie with any other team.

6th: Father and Son: Knowing Dwayne, he’d never be good with spices, since it caused him to go temporarily blind in the first leg. However

Eliminated (7th): Goths: Unchanged. I really liked this pair. But I kept their elimination.

Ca-Noodling
TEAMS:

SISTERS, REALITY TV PROS AND BEST FRIENDS

FATHER AND SON, CADETS AND ICE DANCERS

1st/2nd/3rd: Father and Son: They formed a group with Cadets and the Ice Dancers and won the zipper ticket.

1st/2nd/3rd: Police Cadets: REASON ABOVE

1st/2nd/3rd: Ice Dancers: REASON ABOVE

4th: Sisters: The Sisters and Reality TV Pros got the signal from the Best Friends and overtook them.

5th: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

Eliminated (6th): Best Friends: Despite finding the tip first, Devin used the signal, and the Sisters and Pros used it to their advantage. Since this was only a 3 team challenge. Don let the Best Friends pick a team to return. And they chose the Surfer Dudes.



How Deep is your love?
NONE ELIMINATION 



1st: Reality TV Pros: There is no way the Ice Dancers could still get first in a 30 minute penalty. Owen decided to take a break from Emma and Kitty and they won due to the Ice Dancers’ Penalty.

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged, except the penalty caused the pros to pass them.

3rd: Surfer Dudes: They were happier than ever to be back and used that enthusiasm to complete the challenges with ease.

4th: Father and Son: Unchanged.

5th: Sisters: Unchanged

6th: Police Cadets: Unchanged



Darjeel With it
1st: Sisters: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Since they were in an alliance, they helped each other get to the front of the train.

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Because Of their lack of brains, they followed the Pros and Sisters.

4th: Police Cadets: Unchanged, except the Pros finished with the Sisters and the Surfer Dudes best them for once.

5th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged.

Eliminated (6th): Father and Son: The Ice Dancers, as usual survived their penalty, but they left with a positive attitude.



Last Tango In Buenos Aires
1st: Police Cadets: Since that the Dancers sabotaged the Sisters, the Cadets had an easy win.

2nd: Reality TV Pros: They tried to find the Sisters, but Owen suggested they checked in first.

3rd: Ice Dancers: Their Penalty slowed them down, but they stil got 3rd.

4th: Sisters: Unchanged.

Eliminated (Again) (5th) Surfer Dudes: They wanted to save a team they actually liked, and they didn’t want the Sister to be eliminated due sabotage, so the Surfers cost them their own game once again to save another team.





Bahamarama
1st: Police Cadets: Since they had a lead over the Sisters, and were slightly faster than Owen and Noah, the Cadets won this leg.

2nd: Reality Tv Pros: They split up with the Sisters because since it’s the semi finals, Both team agreed to go solo from now on. This caused Noah to be as focused than ever, and since he did the botch, Owen and Noah were barely beaten out by the Cadets.

3rd: Sisters: Kitty had problems but made up for it, just like canon.

Eliminated (4th): Ice Dancers: Their ultimate Karma marks this leg. Jacques had enough of Josee and did not care when she was drowning...JK. He realised he cared about her and she’d be an irreplaceable partner. So Josee got retrieved by Jacques, automatically eliminating the pair since that they would have had a penalty.



A Million ways to lose A Million Dollars
1st/2nd: Reality TV Pros: Noah was more enthusiastic than ever because at the start of this season he hoped to not lose this season. Resulting in the Reality TV Pros Victory. Emma and Noah become a couple.

1st/2nd: Sisters: Emma distracted Noah, causing the Sisters to win and that Noah and Emma officially become a couple.

Eliminated (3rd): Police Cadets: Since the Reality TV Pros and the Sisters were very close teams, they outlasted the Cadets.







Rankings

 * 1st/2nd - Noah and Owen  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 1st/2nd - Emma and Kitty  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 3rd - MacArthur and Sanders  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 4th - Jacques and Josee  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Bahamarama)
 * 5th - Brody and Geoff  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Got Venom and from How Deep is Your Love to Last Tango in Buenos Aires)
 * 6th - Dwayne and Junior  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Darjeel With It)
 * 7th - Carrie and Devin  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Ca-Noodling)
 * 8th - Crimson and Ennui  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to El Bunny Supremo)
 * 9th - Ryan and Stephanie  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Lord of the Ring Toss)
 * 10th - Chet and Lorenzo  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Down and Outback)
 * 11th - Rock and Spud  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Down and Outback)
 * 12th - Jay and Mickey  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to I Love Ridonc & Roll)
 * 13th - Gerry and Pete  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to French is an Eiffel Language and from Brazilian Pain Forest to New Beijinging)
 * 14th - Kelly and Taylor  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Hello and Dubai)
 * 15th - Jen and Tom  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Tisket, a Casket, I'm Gonna Blow a Gasket)
 * 16th - Ellody and Mary  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Brazilian Pain Forest)
 * 17th - Laurie and Miles  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Mediterranean Homesick Blues)
 * 18th - Leonard and Tammy  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to French is an Eiffel Language)