User blog:Juan Jose Rodriguez/José's Songs Blog 1 - Ultimate Showdown of Wikia IRC

Vampyrum Spectrum was hoppin' around, IRC like a big playground,

When suddenly Webkinz burst from the shade, And hit Vampyrum with a Mania grenade,

VS got mad and began to attack, But didn't expect to be blocked by TDIFan,

Who proceeded to open up a can of Megan Fox, When Kgman came out of a box, And he started beating up TDIFan13, Then they both got flattened by a fangirl team,

But before they could make it back to the club, NinjaIzzy jumped down, ready to mug,

And took a giant katana out from under her hat, And sliced the DxC fans like "shing shing smack"

But she looked in the sky and she ran away, Because Freehugs41 came to save the day!

This is the ultimate showdown of the Wikia IRC!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, As far as the eye can see, And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.

This is the ultimate showdown of the IRC.

Vampyrum scared the crap out of Freehugs41, like the Mongolians after seeing Atilla the Hun,

Then TDIFan13 came back covered in a tire track, But Nalyd jumped out and landed on his back,

And WM was injured and trying to get steady, When NinjaIzzy came back with a machete,

But suddenly something caught her attention and she slipped, SamanthaRox3 crosschecked her hip,

Then she saw Vampyrum sneaking up from behind, And she reached for her gum which she just couldn't find,

Because Kgman stole it, and he chewed a fiber bar, Because JustinRocks let out a deafening 'rar'



Then Codyfan jumped in the air and he did a somersault, While NinjaIzzy tried to polevault,

Onto FHs back, but they collided in the air, Then they both got hit by a Blastwave Stare,

This is the ultimate showdown, of Wikia IRC!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, As far as the eye can see, and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be, This is the ultimate showdown.

Angels sang out, at least, that's what DJ fan says,

Down from the heavens, Came Juan Jose Rodriguez,

Who delivered a kick, Which killed men before,

Into the head, Of Kgman4,

Who fell over on the ground, Writhing in pain,

As NIzzy protected herself with TDADJ

But Jose saw through, Their clever defense,

And he pushed the pair through an electric fence



Then DJ Spenstar, and DJ-Roxs and Bbhinton and Boombox,

And Shinneth and Mygeto, and Catherine Munro, Radicalm and Jellsnimmo,

Jubilee, Shinneth, Trainlover, Sprinklemist, Surfer, TylerFan, Wiki-Batman, Every DxC fan,

Kazuki NewComer, And HandsomeRandsome, HaroldPWNS, rocks, Ezekiel guy, and Ejak Renrut.

All ran out of nowhere lightning fast,

And they threw Jose off a garage shack,

It was the best battle that the world ever saw, With n00bs looking on in total awe,

The fight raged on for a century, Many people were beat but eventually,

The champion stood, The rest saw the winner,

Calvin Coolidge eating his dinner ,

This is the ultimate showdown of Wikia IRC!

Good guys, bad guys and explosions, As far as the eye can see, And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be,

This is the ultimate showdown!

Of Wikia IRC!