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“Considering buying myself a life on Craigslist, but having trouble deciding because they are all such a major improvement.” – Noah mocking Sierra, I See London...

"What is this, grade 5! Why don't we just do seven minutes of heaven in a skanky basement closet?"- Heather, I Triple Dog Dear You

"If she's a size zero, then i'm the emperor of China!"- Chef, Chinese Fake-Out

"I'm not getting taken down by a gang of bunnies. Ahh! Help! I'm getting taken down by a gang of bunnies!"- Scott, Moon Madness

"Well we already lost, might as well look like bigger idiots."- Gwen, Slap Slap Revolution

"Inside every robot beats the heart of a spaniard."- Chris, Heroes vs. Villains