User blog comment:DeathBolt/Favorite Quotes/@comment-4389268-20131101043735

Tyler: I don't get it. I'm the least talked about contestant on all the fan blogs. Even Zeke gets more play, and he always gets eliminated first. Worst of all, on the flight here, Lindsay called me Noah. Noah! I have to make her see me.

Noah: No wonder my little cousins arent allowed to watch this show./ Oooh Stalkerlicious/ Eeeee Congrtatulations you'd just peeped. Its all downhill from her honey.

DJ: And don't tell Momma. She says that vegans are chicken-loving chickens.

Harold: I too love a catfight but one with real cats who were tiny boxing gloves.

Eva: ARRRGHH FORGET THIS!!!

Geoff: Must resists urge to murder!!

Lindsay: Who wants to right on my Invincible Jet!?

Duncan+Harold- (D) All this sadness! (H) All these tears!(D) Dude, no tears! That was just our eyes watering off of Leshawna's butt blasts!(H)Still, all this hatred! For what? (D) An empty trunk! (H) The madness of war!(D+H) Whhhhhhy!?

B: ..........

Leshawna: You mess with the wrong white girl!

Izzy- And the bossy mean chick seals her fate,/ My lips say what they wanted my lips have a mind of their own. BlaBlaBla Fishcakes BlaBlaBla I'm a liar Bla Bla Bla Bla

Owen- My mom says I eat when I'm upset. And happy. And tired. Not to mention bored, gassy, morose, joyous, comatose, semi-conscious, (suddenly grows a moustache) avuncular... (giggles) Avuncular.

Justin- you just say Ezekiel and cool in the same sentence. Hilarious./ I am a hideous beast! No one will ever hire me now! My modeling career is over! I'll have to go work in the circus as one of those circus freaks.

Dawn- I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer.

Sam- Duck Duck Jump Punch

Jo- Who's landed on the web now? Tan Job? Couch Potato? Freckle Face?

Chef- Its beef testicles.

Lightning- I told you'll regret it. Ha! I win! Sha-woo!

Brick- Fashion school here i come!

Vito- Lets Rumble!!

Courtney- F. I .S .H.Y

Sierra- Why are we landing in the middle of the ocean?

Gwen- I'M GETTING A SANDWICH!!!

Chris- You know maybe we should pick the more sane contestant

Duncan- Sorry bro that wasn't me! (boom) Now that, that was me! HaHaHaHa!!