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The Name says it all. Anyway... here are some rankings

Team Rankings
Everyone has different perceptions on what the best teams were. Here's mine:

7. Screaming Gophers: I don't know why, but those guys were really annoying, overly conflicted and I always saw them as the antagonists. Never liked them, never will.

6. Team Amazon: These guys had ZERO respect for each other and often pretended that Cody didn't exist on their team! That is so not fair to the poor guy who tried so hard. And they didn't stop winning. That is so unfair.

5. Killer Grips: These guys are so pathetic you have to take pity on them. But at least they were friendly with each other.

4. Screaming Gaffers: TDA was s eason that I did not particularly like, but my favourtie team from it was these guys. Although a conflicted team, they were netherless impressive and outstanding in the challanges, especially Harold and his mad skillz!

3. Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: I don'y know why, but there was something about this team that I seriously loved. They were the team I supported after the sad fate of Team Victory. They just seemed to have all the awesome personalites all put together in this team.

2. Team Victory: I love these guys! But thanks to DJ's hypothetical curse, they were wiped out before they could unleash thier full potential. I have a feeling that had DJ not 'cursed' them, they would have gone far!

And finally:

1. KILLER BASS!!! These guys were the greatest ever! From the start, they were the original protagonists who strived to succed no matter how difficult the task and kept going, even with the odds stacked against them. They are the best team ever!

Character Ranking
Yes, it is time to sort the cast out from my least favourite, to my ULTIMATE FAVOURITE! Everyone has their opinions on who is best, here are mine:

(sideways 8) 25. Alejandro
"I would throw up, but he's not even worth the puke!"


 * -Heather (a very fitting description if you ask me)

Personally, I hate this guy above all else! Whilst all other antagonists are comical, have their flaws and be a decent player, this guy is anything but! I absolutely hate how he uses peoples trust and feelings and discards them so carelessly it makes me want to throw a brick at him (see userboxes). I also really hate how he is so perfect at everything! That is what made good antagonists, their flaws, their weaknesses, the reminder that deep down underneath all that vengence, they were still equals. This Ale-jerk-dro has eliminated some of the best characters and suppressed their potential. I hate him to no end

Notable Quotable:

"Malvada bruja!"

No idea what he is saying, but it sounds cool

24. Duncan
"That guy is a jerk with a capital G!"

-Tyler

Duncan: I loved his antics and his some of his jokes, but he is one of the characters I disdain so very much. Where do I begin? First of all he is always mean to Harold and relentlessly picks on him. He takes it too far and doesn't let the poor guy shine. Second, he deliberately gets on peoples bad sides just to reinforce his tough guy image, how pathetic. Also he is the giggest ever screen hog in existence. Did it have to take us until episode 4 of season 3 to finally get an episode that he doesn't appear in? He did not deserve to win TDA and he should not have returned in I se London... because he is encroahing on other peoples chance for screen time. And finally, hooking up with Gwen? I absolutely hate him to no end for that. I could rant about him all day, but I'm running out of space.

Notable Quotable:

"Duncan's do not sing!"

Ha ha, quite amusing.

23. Gwen
"I can't believe I ever trusted that sun fearing, emo loving liar!"


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I didn't originally disdain Gwen. She was an intersting character in TDI and always amusing to watch. Admitedly her goth look on everything was annoying, but palatable. But ever since she broke Trents heart and became closer with Duncam, I strated losing MAJOR respect for her and when this all culminated when she kissed Duncan, I was furious! I was screaming for reprimandation and elimination! How dare she batray Trent like that! However, after the next episode, Courtneys deteriorating character annoyed me to the point where I wanted her eliminated instead. In short Gwen's a good character, but she's a cliche and I loathe her for the whole DxG thing.

Noyable Quotable:

"Guess, Corgi's are just as trainable, and inbred."

I'm sure most people do. Classic.

I don't know why, but I love that quote.

22. Noah
"You need to learn a little thing called respect, turkey!"

-LeShawna

Yes, believe it or not, I actually don't like Noah. Sure I love his sarcastic lines and don;t get me wrong. He has killer lines and they are so funny! But whether they are good or not, what I don't like is how he doesn't treat his teams with respect and how he doesn't seem to return Owen's friendliness. The guy has no respect for anyone and that is something I find loathesome in him. I also really really hate his pessimism and especially that annoying voice of his. He really needs to work on his teamwork abilities.

Notable Quotable:

Oh lets face it. Noah has way too many good lines to pick just one.

21. Katie
"Has anyone seen tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot?"


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Ok, lets face it. Practically all the users here on the wiki do not like Katie and Sadie because of their obssessive friendship and the fact that they are little more than fill-in characters to fit the criteria of archetypal stereotypes. Katie was a really nice competitor who had a lot of potential, but was eliminated too early. Because of this, her character did not open up as much as Sadie and was not really a decent copmpetitor. She had potential, but since it never shone, she never became a contestant I enjoyed.

Notable Quotable:

"And I'm sorry I said your butt was too big to fit in the bus seat."

Best Katie moment ever!

20. Mildred (AKA Blaineley)
"Who?"


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Ok, I have to admit Mildred's attitude to the show was annoying how she made every opportunity sound like a commercial, but she was a decent player. I never saw it coming when she was placed on the show and I sincerelly hoped she would be an intereting character. Unfortunately, thanks to Chris' budget cuts, she was eliminated before she did anything worthwhile. She had potential, but like Katie, never got the chance to do so.

Notable Quotable:

"It's like, mm, vanilla flavoured paradise with a hint of lemon!"

I've been there on a holiday once.

We are now entering Neutral territory:

19. Trent
"Dude you are officially capital 'W' werid"


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Trent was a brilliant and I mean brilliant character in TDI because of his cool calm and collected persona. He melded well with his team and was the ultimate team mate. He was nice, talented and awesome. But thanks to TDA, his obssession with Gwen destroyed his character completely and now, he is nothing more than a sideliner. To me, this was an ultimate example of the destruction of a characters persona. It was just sad how this happened.

Notable Quotable:

"I'll bet you look really cute in that hat Gwen, udderly adorable."

That cliche is so old, its not even amusing.

18. Bridgette
"Bridgette was expendable!"

-Alejandro

Ah, Bridgette.Another example of a fine character being destroyed. In a way. In TDI, she was a really great team player who was really nice and was always fun to watch. Then when she got into the relationship with Geoff, her character was destroyed and lost her sense of character. Then TDA showed up and she became a boring host of a stale talk show. TDWT didn't improve anything either as all she did was glare at her teammates, claim she had a boyfriend, and then got herslef eliminated by Al. But then again, she never have much character development either, so she was one of the more boring characters as she never did much. Oh well.

Notable Quotable:

"Would someone pour warm water on my face?"

I can't think of a scenario where anybody would say that.

17. Sadie
"Has anyone seen Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle idiot?"

-Duncan (again)

Ok, so mabye there is little difference in charcterization of Katie and Sadie, but what makes Sadie more preferrable is that a) she made it further b) she apperas to have more personality and c) she has had more interactions and at least done things without her loyal sidekick Katie. Admitedly though the fact that she did not speak for 3 episodes straight was annoying as it ruined any chances oof expanding her persona, she still was a wothwhile character and someone i enjoyed watching.

Notable Quotable:

"Like he [Trent] went nuttier than my sisters peanut allergy!"

How amusing.

16. Geoff
"You used to be sweeter than honey, but now you're all kinds of nasty!"


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It really was astounding how they managed to destroy one of the best characters on the show. In TDI Geoff was one of my all time favourites. He was so funny, so awesome and really nice! How could you not have loved him. Then his relationship with Bridgette messed up his charatcer and now is nothing more than a host, which ruined all his potential as a good character and made him boring. and they made him a bad guy? Geoff? Outrageous. I wish we ould have the old Geoff back. At least he had game.

Notable Quotable:

"My mum always said: "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul!"

That was his best quote ever!

15. LeShawna
"At first, I thought she was real loud, but then I realised she's my soulmate!"


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LeShawna is a charater that I cannot agree on whether I love her for her genuine friendliness, or hate her for her short temper and temperamental tendencies. She was a brilliant characterin TDI. I just wish that she could have made it to the final 4 instaed of Duncan. She was really nice and at the time when I hated Heather, I loved it when she stuck it to her! I just loved her antics.But come TDA, she became contemptuous and selfish and I lost a lot of respect for her, particulalry after breaking up with Harold. she got better by the end, but TDWT really damaged my interest in her as she became smitten with Al (expletive), seemed not to care about the welfare of her team and her temper was worse than Eva's. I almost thought of her as the new Eva. However thanks to the recent aftermaths, she seems to be on pretty good terms with Harold, which pleased me and saved her from plummeting down further on this list.

Notable Quotable:

"You heard the man, yadda yadda!!"

...?

14. Courtney
"Nothing sharpens my dog collar more than a girl with a ton of attitude!"


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I must say my opinion of Courtney has changed. I mean sure, she was incredibly mean and annoying in TDA, but that just added to her amazing drama. That, and I see a bit of myself in her with making lists, planning ahead, strategizing... She is definately a key character in the series, and even though I find her annoying sometimes, she has provided a lot of excitement for the show! You just have to love her vindictiveness!

Notable Quotable:

"You don't get to cheer!"

13. Ezekiel
"Remember camp Wawanakwa when you were still semi-human?"


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Umm, I really wish I knew why the writers turned The Zeke into a montser. That was underhanded to the poor guy. He was a good character, who admitedly was a little 'brash', but he was still entertaining and fun to watch. It was really sad that his time was so short in both seasons that he competed in. While his cameos were funny, lets face it, its almost unethical what happened to him in the end. I wish that The Zeke had more screen time to unravel this barely touched upon character and unleash his potential.

Notable Quotable:

"I think I see a bird."

Simply a classic!

12. Sierra
"Stalker"

-Heather

Yes, Sierra was a very entertaining charater to watch in TDWT. Her borderline insanity and obssessive crush on Cody was always something I enjoyed watching.I remember when I first saw Sierras label as the obssessive uber fan, I thought she'd be a technophile. Not that that is relevant. She is really funny to watch how she reacts to things, but what really annoys me about her is that she is too obssessed with Cody and frankly, that really sapped all the potential they both had to expand their characteristics. so she was an amusing charater, but really, I think we need to tone down the 'obssessiveness' a little.

Notable Quotable:

"[ToHeather about Al] Please, you're so into him, his kidneys are getting crowded.!"

Classic!

11. Lindsay
"Not too shabby"

-Chris

Linsay is a character I am fond of as she manages to be dumb and adorable with certain finesse to it that is very entertaining to watch. Ilove those rare moments where she acts smart and takes charge, implying that i enjoyed her character chanes in TDA. Throughout the series, she brought a lot of colour into the usually dark moments, which was always something I valued her for. However, I lost a heck of a lot of respect for her when she fell for Al's charm and has yet to shrug it off. But the relationship with Tyler makes for awesome drama. It's one of the few relationships that hasn't been stuffed up. So in my opinion, Lindsay brings a certain charm and peppiness to Total Drama and I have come to enjoy it.

Notable Quotable:

I'd like to pick just one, but she has way too many great dumb things to say, so i'll pick the smartest thing she said:

"Friends are worth more than money"

So very true

We are now entering awesome territory

10. Eva
"Ok, Eva was a psycho, but at least she was an athletic psycho!"

-Courtney

Eva was one of the best killer Bass members there was. Her abilities were legendary and how power immense. It was a real shame that she was voted off so early. I really enjoyed watching her freak out. I'm a bit of a sadist so I really really loved her freakouts and her rage fits. But then again, the more calm Eva was just as good. she was the person I believe most deserved to return to TDWT as she would have really shook things up and it would have been interesting to see how she would react to Al. Thats the only problem with Eva: she did not get enough screen time. So lets put our hands together for our favourtie psycho!

Notable Quotable:

"I don't cheer."

Simple and awesome!

9. DJ
"But it's DJ! Everyone loves DJ!"

-Bridgette

DJ, how can you not love him?He is so nice, so respectful and curteous, he is just amazing. While I have to admit, sometimes I think he is a little too wimpy to be a character I like, he always makes up for it with that chilled Jamaican attitude, which I have always enjoyed. You just can't hate the guy!

Notable Quotable:

"Don't you know you never leave a brother while he's taking a leak?!"

Simply hilarious!

8. Izzy
"Nuttier, than a ten-ton bag of pecans smothered in peanut butter incased in a cashew the size of China?"

-Noah

Lets face it, Izzy is insane and we all love it! I love how she can go on long insane tangents about some random crap and how she never seems to take things seriously. To me, she is a great soure of humour and the show would never be the same without her. You just have to love the colour she brings into the show with her insanity and the crazy relationship she has with Owen. I wish she could have got more screen time to try and exapnd on this insanity and make the show all that much more fun to watch.

Notable Quotable:

"Look, i;m a rabid monkey, ay ay ay!

Funnily enough, she may be right.

7. Owen
"We love you Owen!"

-Lindsay

Owen, you just have to love him! He always brings light to the dark side of the game (ie final 4 of TDI) and his optimism is so vibrantly wonderful. His dimwittedeness is also hilarious, and the guy is so friendly, you just have to love him. Whilst some may say he is a screen hog, compared to Dorkan, he has barely been on at all. Most of all, I always enjoy his angents and daydreams of food. The hilariousness and friendliness of Owen is something I just love to no end.

Notable Quotable:

"What happens when we get to Macky Pidgeon?"

Oh that was too funny!

6. Beth
"As hot as ever"

-Justin (indirectly)

At first Beth was nothing more than a backround character that I didn't even notice in TDI. In fact, I thought from the start it was only a matter of time before she got eliminated. But thanks to TDA, her character was much more focused upon, and unravelled a Beth that I loved much more. Her friendliness was something I just loved and how she managed to get on everyones good side (except for Courtney, but lets face it, there is practically no one on her good side) act naivelly in an adorable way and how she just became such a nice and friendly person. It was a real shame that she lost TDA, but since I live in Australia, I saw the alternate ending, which was consolation enough. She was such a great character, she deserved to win. Oh well...

Notable Quotable:

"If you smell burnt toast and eveything looks like it's underwater, does that mean you have a concussion?"

Probably

The top 5: Get ready. It's gonna be epic!!!

5. Justin
"There are two syllables for hot: "Jus" and "tin". Man that guy is so hot I could kiss him!"

-Owen

Oh justin is perhaps one of the must hilarious characters in TDA. He was nothing more than a bakround character in TDI, but ever since TDA, he shot up my list and became on of my favourite characters. Why? First of all, I find his narcissism absolutely hilarious. Over-reacting to a minor injury, continually admiring himself, oh it was painfully funny. Sure he was conceited, but thats what made him so funny. And his stupid remarks on things are always worth a good laugh. He's just a really well developed character and hilarious narcissist.

Notable Quotable:

"That's it I'm moving to Canada. 'Cept I'm already there."

That was such a stupid quote that I love it!

4.75 Chef
"The way you torture the kids... you're a natural, you know that? Knockin' 'em down, bruisin' 'em up, killing their spirits! Nobody can do it quite like you, pal."

-Chris

Ah Chef. He's not a contestant, so I don't officially rank him. But What I love is the tough guy attitude in him. And his blatant disregard for saftey and sanitation. His frequent bursts of rage are something I've grown accustomed to and indeed, I've developed a penchant for him. Plus his tender moments with Chris are always something to love.

Notable Quotable:

"Scrambelled eggs? Hahahahaha!..."

I do wonder what was in those 'eggs'...

4.5 Mr. Coconut
"Uh, why's talking to a Coconut?"

-Chef

Mr. Coconut was one character that I really enjoyed watching. His simplicity was something that I could easily understand and that blank stare was always something I enjoyed. Mr. Coconut sadly never made it to the final 3, and was never able to realease his best potential, so unfortunately, he didn't make it to my final 3. Rest assured, his awesomeness did not go unappreciated and I will always remember the awesomeness he once was.

Notable Quotable:

"---"

Best Quote Ever!!!

4. Cody
"My hero."

-Lindsay (no, it's not Sierra)

Cody is perhaps one of the best characters in the whole show who has had outstanding character improvement. I see a lot of myself in him as a geek, who always does better than anticipated. His persistence and beign attitude have always been qualities I admired. Admitedly, I found him nothing more than a backround character in TDI, but ever since TDWT, he has really opened up and become a much more interesting character. Although I found him dull at first and a total hipocrate to the Sierra situation, by the end of TDWT, he became a really nice person and really opened up to Sierra, proving what a great person he is. He always gives it his best, he uses his knowledge to the best of his abilities and makes such a great friend. It really sucks that he didn't win TDWT, but that doesn't matter. He is one character that I will always love and enjoy.

Notable Quotable:

"I spy something thats... GONNA KILL US!!"

Can you believe Justin fell for that?

3. Heather
"A guy hardly needs to be tricked into kissing the hottest girl on the show."

-Geoff

Heather was a character I originally hated in TDI (back when I was a complete n00b to the series) because of her meanness, but after acting like Sierra and reviewing the episodes, I came to realsie that she is perhaps the best antagonist in the whole series! She manipulated things to her advantage, she was not afraid to show her true side and get her hands dirty (not literally). Admittedly her time to mellow in TDA was a little dull, it only prepared me for the awesomeness she brought to TDWT. She thankfully saw through Al's deception and I enjoyed those moments where she stuck it to him and showed him up. She became an epic player who brought tons of drama to the show and made her into one of the most legendary characters there is!

Notable Quotable:

"Oh great, it's pirate Pablo."

Simply awesome.

2.5 Chris McLean
"Appreciated?I love you!"

-Sierra

It took me a while to realise how awesome Chris was. I mean, as the flash host, he was always going to be cool, but after several re-viewings, I realised, that the sadism he displayed was becoming something I became accustomed to (I just love black humour) and something I really loved. His narcissism is hilarious and his legendary personality really setes the show. Total Drama just wouldn't be the same without our awesome host!

Notable Quotable:

Chris has to many good lines to pick one. Either that, or I'm being lazy.

Oh man we are close!!!

2. Tyler
"You the man!"

-DJ

Tyler is extremely awesome. Why? He IS extreme. The epic fails he does are something I really wished he wasn't plagued by. He had a lot of potential, but the producers didn't expand on it. So when TDWT rolled around, he was back in business and his epicness returned. His enthusiam is such an amazing asset that I feel compelled to follow himHis perseverence is simply amazing and the way he takes things to the extreme reminds me a lot of myself. And of course, his relationship with Lindsay is simply awesome. Tyler is one amazing dude who I will always love for his epicness!

Notable Quotable:

"Oh your going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!"

Best Tyler Quote ever!!!

And finally. the one you've probably not been waiting for...

wait for it...

I SAID WAIT!

Here goes:

1. HAROLD!!!
"Not sure it was the heat, or Harold's burrito breeze, but seeing that boy as Captain Alberta made me feel a little lightheaded. Whew!"

-LeShawna

Harold is by far my most favourite character of the whole series! Why? First of all, he's a nerd, and I just love nerds. I see a lot of myself in him as a nerd full of facts and mad skillz. Second, he knows how to pull off a brilliant revenge and can get even with his enemies. But by far his best trait is that no matter how suppressed people make him, he always gives anything a go and often does much better than originally anticipated. He is the greatest character ever and I sall love him to no end!

Notable QuotableS:

"Every man knows more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole and what does he have? Nothing. But give a man a shovel and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing!"

"I have cow boobies on my head."

They're stranded in Drumheller, where the number one cause of death is being stranded in Drumheller."

"111,111x111,111= 12345678987654321 a numerical palindrome, how cool is that?"

"GOSH!"

"Awesome."

"IDIOTS!"

See how awesome he is? Thats all for now folks. Buh-bye!