User blog comment:IzzyK/I had the STRANGEST dream ever!/@comment-1944824-20100731184217

@IzzyK: Aw, you're too kind, thanks! I would fail as a writer though, all that typing, and the deadlines! @_@

Writer!Me: *asleep and snoring over a laptop* Cellphone: *starts blaring music at ridiculously high volume* Writer!Me: GAH! *sits up in shock, knocks scalding coffee onto lap* OW! Owowowow, that's gonna hurt tomorrow... *answers cellphone* Who dares wake me at this unholy hour? Editor: What? It's four pm! And remember, the deadlines tomorrow, so just drop it by my place... You have finished it right? Writer!Me: Oh, um, yeah, totally. *nervous laugh* See ya tomorrow! *hangs up* Ack. I forgot all about that... *cheers up* well, I've got one more day, maybe I can finish it! *looks at computer screen*

'WORD COUNT: 7

Writer!Me: ... I am so freakin' fired.