User blog:Bigez620/"Blast From the Past" - Mini-Review



So we're starting off our episodes with a seaweed monster.

Hey first episode in like 3 years that didn't start with Jasmine and Samey

Instead it's Shawn and... Jasmine

oh great Sky and Dave hot diggedy dog

Dave actually an interesting character when he isn't boning Sky

Which is always

Okay so I guess Dave and Sky are going out now why not

GOD DAVE IS SO PUSHY

Aw Ella <3 <3 <3

Max and Scarlett's bond is still tight

OH MY GOD CHRIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE I'M SO SCARED

"Great job Sugar! My turn; cat!" Ella if I could love you anymore it wouldn't be possible

Jesus is this challenge simple or what that 2 minutes chopped off the 22 minute runtime really left us with some brief challenges

How does that blueberry stay stuck to Samey's face it's been a day

And how does Jasmine fit in the confessional

And how did everyone just coincidentally lose their bathing suits on the blimp I mean Samey has her pajamas don't you think she would generally have her swimsuit too

Sugar's eye shadow smeared a little

YO THEY PLAYED MY FAVORITE MUSIC WHEN THE CHALLENGE STARTED

This challenge bores me

Scarlett and Max >

Max zapped Ella? HOW SHOCKING HAHAHAHA no but don't shock her she's cute

I like Sugar but it kinda startles me how she's somewhat aroused by Ella's pain

"Do you know where I can find the white rabbit?" ily

GOD I DON'T WANT ANOTHER LOVE TRIANGLE YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN DAVE ELLA

Scarlett is humorous I enjoy her presence

Jasmine you are a strong independent Australian who don't need no man

Hey Chef's spoke that's surprising

Is that waterfall thing supposed to be a thing

Sky Ella put her hand on Dave's shoulder chill out

Sugar settle down

AWWWWW ELLA

Chris is still terrifying

Topher SHUT UP

"Pretending that didn't happen..."

Damn Shawn just pummeled Jasmine

Hey, does anyone remember Jasmine? Leshawna's video message from home? No? Okay.

Oh hey Amy.

BLAST FROM THE PAST BABY

"Samey's been pretending to be Amy the whole time. I thought we all knew that." wowie Scarlett just keeps making her way up in the world

YOU CAN'T BAN ELLA FROM SINGING THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS

Aw why can't Amy and Samey stay they're funny

A decent episode not as good as the past ones but still had some decent jokes and decentness I DON'T WANT A LOVE TRIANGLE THOUGH

FINAL RATING: B-