Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

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Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song on Total Drama World Tour it is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem. It is sung only by Geoff, revealing that her real name is Mildred. It is Geoff telling bad things about Blaineley because she tricked Bridgette into leaving the show. The Drama Brothers play the music.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Who's behavior on the show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! And without the help of her entourage her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Hey..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what that she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight! Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony scheming weasle-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

Trivia

 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant.
 * The others being Oh, My Izzy and Gwen's Face.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation, and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play.
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, Justin is playing a tambourine (which he has played before), and Sasquatchanakwa is playing the accordion.
 * This is the song to have the biggest name