User blog:LeonardoSilver/"Total Drama Island: Not so Happy Campers Part 2" Review

I promise nicknames so let's do that first:

Owen: The Depressing Story Teller

Gwen: Hulk Gwen

Heather: Sunglasses B#tch

Duncan: The Rebel Duncan

LeShawna: LeEminem

Geoff: Glue lover

Izzy: Crazy Chick (My Ex-Girlfriend)

DJ: Ingrate

Lindsay: Iggy Azalea (Plus personality)

Bridgette: Ted Bundy

Trent: Jacques

Eva: Nailz

Harold: The Original Boy

Courtney: D-Railed

Sadie: KILL ME #1

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<p style="box-sizing:border-box;margin-top:0.357143em;margin-bottom:0.357143em;font-size:14px;line-height:1.42857em;color:rgb(77,87,99);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Anyway back to the review we begin with a recap and then the intro I always have a problem with these intros you know what the relationships are from 1 second in I know some people like it like that but kind of SPOILER ALERT. Ahhh back in the days were the sharks were new and the challenges were intense ha good times I'm looking at you All Stars. I hate the areas so are shark like scared of....circles? Or something like that and only 1 person doesn't make it in the clear area WHAT IS THE PURPOSE.

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