User blog:JPerrin/House Fever

''[One morning at Courtney and Bridgette's new built house, Courtney and Bridgette looks out the window, then goes out in the hallway. She yawns. Then she comes out wearing a pair of goggles over he eyes to go to the pool. He clears his throat]'' Courtney: Hey, guys. Bridgette: All ready to go to the pool? Owen: No. Just kidding! ''[Everyone laughs. Owen shows a goggles]'' Duncan: I see you even brought your goggles. Owen: Yep. It's three times as fun. Bridgette: Um, Owen? Don't you mean twice as fun? Owen: What is? Bridgette: Your— never mind. Owen: That reminds me. We should probably check the weather report before we go. Courtney: Good idea. [Cuts back to the new bulit house where the kids are watching the weather report on TV] Chef Hatchet: And now the weather. Noah: Here we go. MacArthur: Thank you, Chef. Today's weather forecast calls for— [a piece of paper is given] A horrible storm will ravage the unnamed city area. The Kids: A horrible storm!? MacArthur: You heard me. Panic is not advised although it is recommended. Also, an advisory has been issued to avoid any and all swimming if possible. [TV turns off, Courtney and Bridgette now stands in front of their living room window with some boards in his hands] Bridgette: Guys, help us get these boards nailed up. Owen: Hey, this seems like a strange time to start decorating. Courtney: Start dec— you sir, obviously do not recognize fine decorating when you see it. [She goes up to her picture of her and her friends on the wall to show Owen what she is talking about.] Owen: Hmm. Courtney: Admire it later, Owen. Right now, we got to get my house converted into a shelter capable of withstanding extreme weather. Cody: You can say that again. Courtney: Actually, I can't Cody: Why? Courtney: Because I just stepped on one of these nails. ''[shows a picture of Courtney's shoe with a nail sticking out. Cut to Gwen's house humming and tweezing her eyebrows]'' Gwen: Gotcha. Now just one quick flick of the wrist, and— [cut back to Courtney's where Duncan angrily nails a hammer causing a racket at Gwen's] Gwen: [screams] ''[She falls and bumps her head on her toilet, and it looks like her eyebrows are bleeding, because she tweezed her skin off her eyebrow. She looks and gets angry]'' Gwen: [Turns to Rage Gwen where her rage form is red and black] Grr!!!! [Then we are back to Courtney and Bridgette's house where the kids are hammering Courtney's door] Cody: Voila! Duncan: Whoo! Nice work, buddy. Now Court's house can withstand anything nature has to throw at us. [Rage Gwen angrily kicks down Courtney's door] Cody: I guess Gwen's not part of nature. Bridgette: Gwen! Did you come to weather out the storm with us? Rage Gwen: No! I— [Turns back to normal] what storm? Courtney: The one MacArthur told us about. Gwen: Who's that? Owen: She does all the jobs in the city. She said— Gwen: I can't understand a word you're saying. Bridgette: C'mon Gwen, it'll be fun! While the elements rage outside, we'll snuggle in here and pass the time by playing board games, and playing tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and playing tic-tac-toe, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and watchin' TV, and drinkin' hot cocoa, and doing jigsaw puzzles, and playin' tic-tac-toe, and drinkin' hot tea... Cody: I thought it was cocoa! Bridgette: Oh, yeah. Hot cocoa... we'll be drinking. Cody: That's better. Gwen: Well, I think I'll pass. Cody: Even if I let you borrow my huggly snuggly bunny slippers? Gwen: Hmm, I'll have to think about that. Cody: Okay, but you better think fast. 'Cause Owen here really loves my— ''[Gwen starts to leave when a bolt of lightning strikes. Gwen comes back burnt from the lightning strike]'' Cody: Gwen, welcome back! Here's your slippers. [another bolt of lightning strikes, and now we see Candles lit] Izzy: That's better. Gwen: What's better about it? I liked it better before, when I could see! Courtney: Gwen, the lights went out. Gwen: Yes, they did, when you turned them off! [Owen spits out his cocoa on Duncan and Jude] Owen: Noah! Noah: Owen! What is it?! Owen: I never realized how delicious your hot cocoa is! Noah: Why, thank you, Owen. Gwen: Oh, boy. How about some of those games you promised? ''[yet another bolt of lightning strikes. The lightning causes impact on Courtney's house leaves. the kids get ready to play tic-tac-toe]'' Bridgette: Okay, guys, let's roll to see which team goes first. Gwen: This is tic-tac-toe. You don't roll to see which team goes first. Jude: She's right, dude. You play rock, paper, scissors for it. Bridgette: Oh, yeah. ''[shot of the exterior of the house again. Then Owen holds up a "paper" hand, Gwen also holds up a "paper" hand, and Bridgette also holds up a "paper" hand]'' Noah, Owen and Izzy: Rock... Courtney, Bridgette and Harold: Papers... Duncan, Gwen and Jude: Scissors shoot! Bridgette: Oh, it's a tie. Owen: Darn it! The Kids but Beth and Cody: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Owen: Darn it! Ooh, I'll get you next time. Gwen: Rock, paper, scissors. Bridgette: Tie. Owen: Darn it! Gwen: Rock, paper, scissors. Bridgette: Tie. Owen: Darn it! [another shot of the house then cut to Gwen with a tic-tac-toe board already made crossed off the X's] Gwen: There, I win, see?

''[then we see the kids thinking. the clothes that Cody is wearing is a bow, and Courtney is wearing a visor with reading glasses]'' Owen: I'm not seeing anything there. Duncan: Yeah, it looks like a lot of junk. Gwen: [Turns to Rage Gwen] What do you mean you're not seeing anything?! There's three in a row right here! Tic-tac-TOE!!! Jude: Chill, dude. Courtney: Yeah, relax, Gwen. We're just here to have fun. [She takes out a rulebook for tic-tac-toe and flips through pages] Courtney: Oh, okay, yeah, okay. Here we go. Congratulations, Gwen. [The kids clap] Cody: Well played. ''[Gwen turns to normal and looks as if she's about to cry. Yet another shot of the house]'' Duncan: Come on, Cody. You can do it. [Cody groans] Bridgette: Be the puzzle piece. Cody: Cannot complete jigsaw puzzle! Difficulty level too advanced. Rate of brain activity increasing. Ageing process by 30 years per second. [as Cody turns into an old man] Beth: Come on, Grandpa, you can do it. You still got a good few years left in you. Cody: Eh? [holds up ear trumpet] The Kids: Go, Cody, go! Go, Cody, Go! Go, Cody, go! Go, Cody, go! [Gwen wakes up from a nap] Gwen: Grrr! The Kids: Go, Patrick, go! Gwen: I told you guy I was, like, trying to take a nap. Now for the last time can't you just— Bridgette: Hang on, Gwen. Cody was just about to figure out where this last piece of the puzzle goes. Weren't you, Cody?! Cody: Who's the black girl? Gwen: It's the last piece of the puzzle! There's only one place it can go! Right HERE!!! [pants] Bridgette: [gasps] Gwen! It wasn't your turn. That's cheating. Gwen: Cheating!?! It's a jigsaw puzzle! You can't cheat! Beth: Oh, it's okay, Gwen. We'll just start over. [Izzy jumbles the pieces, Gwen mumbles] Gwen: I've got to get out of here! [yet another lightning bolt strikes Gwen and comes back burnt again] Beth: Oh, welcome back, Gwen. We were about to figure out where the first piece of the puzzle goes. Bridgette:Oh! Maybe Gwen can help us fig— Gwen: No, she can't. Bridgette, Beth and Cody: Please, Gwen? Gwen: No way. Bridgette, Beth, Cody, Izzy and Owen: Please...? Gwen: I have an even better idea. Bridgette: What is it? Cody: Yeah, tell us. The Kids: Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Tell us! Gwen: Shh. Quiet time. It's a game called "states and borders." Owen: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Gwen: Yes, Owen? Owen: Will there be any spelling in this game? Gwen: Oh, no, no spelling. Owen: Yes! Gwen: It's very simple. The object of the game is to see how long everyone leaves Gwen alone. Until the storm passes, she will stay inside the state, she defines by chalk lines on the floor. Beth: I have a question. Gwen: What? Beth: Where are you going to get the chalk? Gwen: I brought some! ''[yet another flash of lightning and thunder. An organ plays an ominous tune as Gwen goes up to Courtney's room. She draws the chalk line at the top of the stairs then tosses the chalk to the kids. Then, Gwen slams Courtney's bedroom door]'' Gwen: Brilliant work, as usual, Gwen. Now all I have to do is sit here until this storm blows over. [her stomach starts growling] Wait a minute. I'm starving. Courtney's got to have some snacks around here somewhere. Ah, Jackpot. ''[She starts eating fish food. Richard Swimmins swims around, and then laughs]'' I bet you wish you had some of this, don't—? Fish food? [Screams and spits the food out] I've got to get some real food. [Harold is now dressed as a security guard] Harold: Halt! Nobody's to cross this boundary. Gwen: I'm the one who drew the line, you're not supposed to cross! Harold: If you're the one who drew it, let me see some identification papers. Gwen: Identifica—? Fine. But when this storm blows over, you'll regret this, mister! What the—? I don't have them. they must be in my house. Look, if you just let me cross, I can go get them. Please, I promise I'll— Harold: Hmm. You may be telling the truth. Gwen: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm just so hungry! Harold: But then again, you may not. Come with me. We shall find out the truth. Gwen: That'll be the day! ''[Gwen runs downstairs, SpongeBob blows his whistle. Squidward makes it towards the kitchen, and start taking food from SpongeBob's refrigerator]'' Harold: Stop that goth! [he makes a warrior sound and jumps out of his security guard costume, and jumps on Gwen's back] Gwen: Please, I just want to get back... onto my side of boundary! Harold: This, I cannot allow! It's against the rules! Gwen: But all I wanted was something to eat! Owen: Did somebody say something to eat? Harold: Owen, look out! Gwen: HELLLLPPPPPP!!!!! [Gwen and Harold run into the kids leaving food everywhere] Gwen: My food! Courtney: Your food? Cody: Hey, I want some too!'' [they run around in circles screaming and acting like cavemen and monkeys. Courtney takes a piece of bread. Owen takes a can and chews on it. Gwen runs past him and Patrick protects his can. Gwen has a hamburger but Bridgette takes it. Bridgette and Gwen pull but the hamburger sticks to the wall]'' Gwen: [sadly] Is this what we've really come to? Is one little storm all it takes to turn us all into complete animals? Bridgette: [sadly] Apparently so. Well, that and a refrigerator full of food anyways. Gwen: Did you hear that? Courtney: It's just Owen gnawing on his can. Gwen: No, no, no, no, no, no, not that. I mean from outside. Beth: I don't hear anything. The Kids: Gwen, wait! Gwen: Woooo-hoooo! So long, suckers! [screams] [Courtney and Bridgette's house is now at the top of a tornado and Gwen runs back in the house screaming.] Gwen: Ugh! Curse you, MacArthur!
 * Gwen: The storm must've stopped!