User:Rainbowderp01/Search and Do Not Destroy (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The teams were dissolved, leaving each and every camper to look out for number one. And just to add a little more drama to the mix, Izzy and Eva returned for more fun! The campers remained to suffer all manner of abuse in the No Pain, No Game Challenge! In an act of chivalry, Geoff stepped up to save his girl from the perils of the leech barrel. And in a death display of log rolling, a grizzly got a piranha haircut, winning Leshawna invincibility. Now that the campers are forced to fend for themselves, who will be selfless? Who will be selfish? And who will eat shellfish? Stay tuned for the most thrilling episode yet on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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[peaceful music]

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[squirrel yawns]

Leshawna: [yawns]

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[water ripples]

Trent: Hey, beautiful! What you sketching?

Gwen: [gasps] Nothing!

[pencil scribbles]

Gwen: [confessional] I absolutely, positively don't have a crush on Trent. I'm so over it. I mean, come on. Sure, for a week or two, I was into him, but I mean...

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[cannon fires]

[explosion]

Chris: [pirate accent] [through megaphone] Arr, maties! Meet me at the amphitheater in five minutes and I'll tell you about today's challenge!

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Chris: [pirate accent] Well, my little scallywags. Have we got an adventure in store for ye?

[bird creaks]

Geoff: What's under the sheet?

Chris: [pirate accent] All in good time, laddie. Who here has a hankerin' for a good ol' fashion treasure hunt?

Gwen: [sighs]

Chris: [pirate accent] Now, this treasure hunt's got a twist, maties. What you're looking for isn't hidden and it isn't treasure.

Duncan: If there's no treasure, then what's with the eyepatch and the plastic parrot?

Chris: [pirate accent] Arr, shiver me timbers! Good question, me boy. You're looking for keys to a treasure chest! Inside each of these chests is a treasure that will pamper you landlubbers and one of these chests will even give you invincibility! Ha har! Now come 'round and pull a clue out of this bucket or you'll have to walk the plank!

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Chris: [pirate accent] These clues will tell ye where your key be stowed.

Owen: Ah, wha, bear?!

Chris: I was hoping you'd get that one, dude. [to Heather] Haha, Chef's fridge. Nice. I hear he brushes it daily for fingerprints. [to Geoff] That there is the septic tank. For the washrooms.

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Chris: [pirate accent] All you scallywags, go find your keys and bring them back by six p.m. Eastern Standard Time...

[clock ticks]

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Chris: ...to open up your chest and get your loot!

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Chris: [pirate accent] Fair thee well, young scallywags.

Heather: [confessional] [sighs] I don't know who came up with these lame-o challenges, and memo to Chris. Those pirate tights do not exactly flatter your legs. Savvy?

Owen: [confessional] Woohoo! I am all about the treasure hunt! Yes! The bears are a little concerning, but there's treasure!

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Chris: [voiceover] Trent's first challenge. To grab his key from the man-eating shark-infested lake.

Trent: Ah!

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[splash]

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Trent: That was way too easy.

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