User blog:Juan Jose Rodriguez/10 Ways to be Juan José Rodriguez

Jumping on the bandwagon, one fad at a time. Copied from Misstditylerfan who copied VS and was thus copied by Lizcat and Pokémonwelove.

1. Always, always, always share your opinion when it comes to things you hate. Lady Gaga, Club Penguin, Justin Bieber, Twilight, Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, NOTHING is safe when you're in the IRC.

2. Have a vast array of Military knowledge. This is very important when trying to be a José - Any Juan José Rodriguez worth their salt is up-to-date with militaristic statuses and weapons. Know your role!

3. Remind people when you update your fanfiction and/or pages on any other wikia. Everyone wants to hear it, trust your instincts!

4. Enter the room saying "Hoo-ah!" or "Oorah!" As an expert in military terms, you must show it and announce to the world "Affirmative, I'm here!"

5. Assign every user their rank and position. Come on, you're entitled to. Sergeant TDIFan13, Private First Class Coolidge, Admiral FH, Lieutenant WM, Captain Renrut, the list never ends when Corporal Rodriguez is there!

6. During the event of an attack, always treat it as a warzone. THERE IS NO EXCEPTION.

7. You are confident. YOU'RE CORPORAL RODRIGUEZ, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO BE QUIET.

8. Debates are healthy exercises and save the environment. Debate whenever, wherever, and about whatever.

9. Know your aliases - SpyCrab, AlbertEinstein, JuanJose and whatever the time may call for.

10. Know your friends, and know your enemies.

11. INSIST THAT RICK ASTLEY AND KANYE WEST ARE AMAZING AT WHAT THEY DO. People love it when you do that.

12. Inform the population of your latest song.

Corporal Juan José Rodriguez  Reportin' for duty. 21:49, January 17, 2010 (UTC)