User:Nobody else wanted this username

ANYTHING written by the actual user will be in normal text, anything written by RBW will be written in blue, and anything written by (the intrusive) Bubble will be written in purple

My Rules
Now that I am a Chat Mod; there are some new rules to follow: (The words in blue are written by RBW and the words in purple are written by Bubble)
 * 1) You shall address me as MR. Nobody. ( Don't worry, I'm not going to do this ) [ Neither do I ]
 * 2) You will ignore Rule #1. ( No need to tell us ;) we knew ) [ Doh ]
 * 3) All trolls shall be Sterilized, Castrated, Tarred, Feathered, Put in the Stocks, Publicly Heckled, Pelted with rotten tomatoes, Disemboweled, Hung, Quartered, and have their head put on a Pike as a warning for other trolls. ( or banned ) [ Savage ]
 * 4) Thou shall not spam. ( Thou shalt spam...in PM ) [ You're ruining the chat ]
 * 5) Anyone who quotes "Twinning Isn't Everything" will get smacked in the face with a rubber glove. ( Samey *shoves manchineel fruit down Amy's throat* ) [ K ]
 * 6) Non-Flammable, Explosion-Proof Wardrobes are to be installed at once. ( Especially if your name is Lindsay ) [ Pray for the blonde ]
 * 7) All-Stars never happened, it was all just a nasty dream everyone in this fandom had. ( And Sundae Muddy Sundae was the night you ate too much sugar before bed ) [ And the finale was generated when your mind fused TD and a boring movie from the 50s ]
 * 8) No BBQ'S on Wednesdays ( Other days are free though. BYOB. ) [ I'm holding one Wednesday ]
 * 9) Thou shall not send links to their terrible YouTube channel (you know who you are). ( Especially with outdated tips on life ) [ Rude much ]
 * 10) Thou shall not make a mountain of a mole hill ( Yep, make a HUGE mountain out a molehill! ) [ A huge mountain out a molehill with a river of acid ]
 * 11) Thou must submit to thy true ruler, chat mod Raised By Wolves.
 * 12) Thou must submit to thy true ruler, the queen Bubble-Blitz.
 * 13) Rule's 11 and 12 shall be ignored. Thou must submit to thy law, NEWTU
 * 14) Anyone who dares put down a lenny face will get the Rule 3 treatment.
 * 15) Thou shall not remain silent for an extended period of time.
 * 16) Thou shall not break the rules in general
 * 17) Thou shall not ship me with anyone
 * 18) Rule 17 is to be ignored. Why? Cause you people would not follow it anyway. Ship as you please.

Facts About NEWTU
(The ones that a real sexy beast wrote are in blue and the ones intrusive wrote are in purple )
 * 1) I have been on every season of TD. I have been eliminated 38 times. After all, who was eliminated in all those non-elimination episodes? Nobody. (HAHAHA omg that's a good one!)
 * 2) Currently caught in a love triangle between Bubble-Blitz and Zoey. Type 3. [ And that chick going to die ]
 * 3) #GiantPinballMachine4Life
 * 4) Umm...I can mow a lawn in an hour, is that a fact? [ No ]
 * 5) I write FanFiction....YMMV on if they are any good [Note: They are]
 * 6) I want my own WT Jumbo Jet and would take the Drop Of Shame just for fun. (And I would come inside and fly First Class without telling him but Nobody wouldn't mind anyway)
 * No, I do NOT own 100 pairs of Dave's pants. That joke got way out of hand. (You do, I had them shipped to your house. Check your new giant mailbox that I installed last week)
 * 1) I have more swag than any other wiki user
 * 2) When you enter the chat room, you're entering my world. I run that place, and everyone there is my slave


 * 1) NEWTU Note: Now that I am a chat mod, this is oddly true.
 * 2) I'm in love with my favorite person in the universe and I will never betray such an awesome person.
 * 3) RBW bothers me a lot but there's nothing I can do about it cause let's face it he'll never stop
 * 4) I created the best chat game ever
 * 5) I make the laws
 * 6) Two dorks writing in Blue and Purple have been running wild on my userpage.
 * 7) I am The La w undry
 * 8) A huge dork writing normally is bothering me and my friends, kill him

List of ships

 * 1) LoganxRBW. AKA Wolgan


 * 1) NEWTU Note: It was inevitable
 * 2) LoganxClyde. AKA Clygan


 * 1) NEWTU Note: Meh, no comment
 * 2) LoganxMacArthur. AKA Logarthur


 * 1) NEWTU Note: On the one hand, Brody disapproves of this ship. On the other hand, I now have a free jacket made out of 'excessive complaining' tickets.
 * 2) LoganxZoey. AKA Loey


 * 1) NEWTU Note: The original ship...I still passive-aggressively resist it
 * 2) LoganxGiant Pinball Machine. AKA LXGPM


 * 1) NEWTU Note: THE OTP!!!
 * 2) LoganxKitty. AKA Kittan


 * 1) NEWTU Note: OK, I do not remember this one. How did this happen?
 * 2) LoganxTyler. AKA Tygan
 * 3) NEWTU Note: This ship is also known as 'Wolves nosebleed fantasy'

MORE COMING SOON
 * 1) LoganXTylerXAlejandroXTopherXJustinXScottXLightning. AKA ManFantasy
 * 2) NEWTU Note: Bubble, there is the door, get out
 * 3) LoganxCody. AKA LoCo
 * 4) NEWTU Note: I hate it...but it exists, so I have to put it down.

#18: The Daters

 * To the surprise of absolutely no one, I DESPISE The Daters. Not because of Stephanie's bad attitude (although that is certainly not helping), not because Ryan looks like Lightning's long-lost cousin, but because they are like 2007 Milk: Way past its expiration date. Some may accuse Step-Bros, Surfer Dudes, etc. of floating. But it was only the Daters who got last in a non-elimination Twice AND were in the bottom two multiple times. Getting 5th place once they FINALLY went home...I just do not like them, K?

#17: The LARPers

 * Leonard was the face of the team: it was at this moment every knew The LARPers were doomed to be first outs. Tammy did absolutely nothing relevant. Combined with them showing up in 3 episodes total, and there only saving grace is that they did not outstay there (non-existent) welcome.

#16: Mom and Daughter

 * Throughout TD history, the local B&%)# has always been a constant force: First it was Heather, then Courtney, then Anne Maria, then Mole-I mean, Amy, and now we have come to Taylor. Typical, cliche, rich girl who wants everything handed to her on a silver platter. Kelly, on the other hand, took a few episodes too many to finally lay down the law on her daughter. I am glad she did (and trust me, it was a great moment) but it was rather overdue.

#15: Best Friends

 * Sorry Gordon, I just do not like this team. I will give it props for one thing; it was different (the girl going after the guy for a change of pace.) But....oh, my, goodness, how stupid is Devin? Forget Lindsay, here is Total Drama's biggest idiot. It took him 24 EPISODES to finally kiss da girl and 18 or so to realize it; when, if a brain had been inside this man for the race, would have figured it out in Episode 2, kiss da girl in Paris, and gone home the same night. Let this team be a prime example of the inverse problem of storylines. Rushed storylines are bad...but ones that take forever are not good either. Oh, also Carrie has yellow bacon for hair.

#14: The A. Twins

 * Someone once asked me "who is the one guy Glass Joe beat?" And do you know what I told him? I pointed to the A. Twins and told him "most likely one of those two." The writer's attempts to make us feel sympathy for these two wimps did not work out to well (not after last time...) Mickey can be summed up as a total loser with an ugly helmet and Jay as a slightly less wimpy version of the same person without that helmet. At the very minimum, they did not take the cliche underdog route and even had a short-lived alliance with The Sisters.

#13: The Vegans

 * Whatever other people see in The Vegans, I do not. The only really good thing that the team ever did was Laurie beating up Don in Bjorken. Heck, the few times Vegans did anything relevant it was all Laurie; Miles may as well been a prop with how little she did. So while I understand why some people like Laurie and the other one more than they may like other teams, I am not one of those people.

#4: The Geniuses
....and yet, I just cant help but have a soft spot for them. Maybe its because I am quite the wiseguy myself, but I think its mostly cause they could have been great. Think, if you will, these two using their IQ's to overcome obstacles that most other teams fail to. Using equations to plot out courses of actions. Superior intellect to psychologically mess with the other teams, etc. Mind over Matter, if you will. But eh, I guess I can only dream...
 * Of all my weird rankings, this is probably the only one I cant really explain. In theory; I should despise The Geniuses: flat, only did 1 relevant thing, were defeated by the most mundane thing possible (a BEACH TIDE?!), etc.

#2: The Tennis Rivals

 * If Ice Dancers are TD's version of Team Rocket, Tennis Rivals are TD's version of Statler and Waldorf. Despite being the second team to bite the dust, I think they were amazing. Their jokes were funny (to me at least), they had good chemistry with one another, and they even dressed quite spiffy (I am now going to be arrested by the fashion police for saying that.) Did they really stand a chance of winning? No, but they could have stayed around a bit longer at least. Certainly longer then Fight-Break up-Make up-repeat did.

Friends List
If you think you are a friend o mine; put your name and a reason on the list:

21:41, April 27, 2016 (UTC) == Drama Express == Official Page
 * 1) You're my lover, bby!  I can talk fluent Portuguese and Brazilian!  (Tyler?) 21:37, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) You're one of my closest wikia friends and I love talking to you on chat. We're basically two halves of the same person. You're the Emma to my Kitty.  This was just a dress rehearsal, my darlings!   You'll see my star on the Walk of Fame!   Mark my words! MARK EM!  10:03, May 18, 2016 (UTC)
 * 3) NEWTU Note: Yep. P.S. Nah, I think its more like the Noah to your Owen.
 * 4) RBW Note: But I don't want to be Owen.
 * 5) NEWTU Note: Too bad
 * 1) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 2) Father, how's Zoey? Jokes aside, you're a really nice user. You deserved to become a chat moderator, possibly being the one who cares the most about stopping a mess that sometimes happens there. - ArtDraw12
 * 3) NEWTU Note: Do not bring this up...or else I will complain about it in a passive-aggressive manner that only makes you bring it up more cause you think its funny when I get angry about it
 * 4) ~ NThree   What are you talking about?   See for yourself. Uhh, seriously? 00:16, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
 * 5) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 6) -- Wait,  What?  18:49, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
 * 7) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 8) This is hard to admit, but I really wanna meet Sugar's Family!  [[Image:Shawntells.jpg|100px]]
 * 9) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 10) where friends alright lol😀😉😍😘😋😇😊☺️😉😜🤑🤑🤑🤗😏🤓reason:your a cool guy lol and serious Prince2005
 * 11) NEWTU Note: Yes...but learn to spell words correctly.
 * 12) yes but what did I spell incorrectly
 * 13) NEWTU Note: You do not reply to NEWTU Notes
 * 14) How long have we been talking to each other on chat? Gordon003
 * 15) NEWTU Note: March?
 * 16) We are two minds of the same kind. The only thing that prevents us from being the same user is the fact that I am a better pessimist (I will say that you speak your mind a lot faster than me.) User:TDFanatic52
 * 17) NEWTU Note: Correction. I am the better pessimist.
 * 18) You have a cool username I am not your SIDEKICK!!! 16:17, May 8, 2016 (UTC)
 * 19) NEWTU: I wanted that username.
 * 20) NEWTU Note: The reason above was made by an imposter
 * 21) ~Clyde Donovan Clyde...is good. Nutty as a Baby Ruth. But thats the selling point. Also the newest person I am being shipped with. ~Logan, May 14, 2016

1. Ryuji-The Japanese Iron Chef. NEWTU

2.Nabae-The Unpopular Nerd. Mint

3. Anjana-The Queer Oddball. GoGo

4. Melanie-The Evil Native. Mint

5. Lucas-The World Traveler. RBW

6. Soonchan-The Asian Prankster with an Afro. GoGo

7. Andrew-The Silent Player. Dark

8. Milly-The Trendsetter. Amy

9. Megan-The Spicy Tomboy. Amy

10. Richard-The Malevolent Rich Boy. Dark

11. Tiffany-The Internet Famous Girl. RBW

12. Harry-The Womanizer. RBW

Cobras: Ryuji, Melanie, Megan, Anjana, Lucas, Harry

Mongooses: Nabae, Soonchan, Andrew, Milly, Richard, TIffany