User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama Survival - Lights, Camera and a Whole Lot of Action!

Chris:  Last episode on Total Drama Gone Wild! The challenge was to test the contestant’s initiative and survivability. One team succeeded but one team failed hard, I’ll give you 5 seconds to guess which team flopped. [Waits five seconds] It was the Magical Mongooses, or is it mongeese? Anyway that team lost thanks to Zack the dancing machine being too clumsy alerting the neighbours and by neighbours I mean hungry bears. They got out by the skin of their teeth. Zack, obviously, went home.  What will happen this episode will the Moon-something win one?  Find out on this off the charts episode of Total Drama Gone Wild! [To Intern] You need to get a dictionary, and quick. 

[Intro]

''We are inside the boy mongoose’s cabin. ''

Robert: I cannot believe that my team is losing! I mean, we have me on our team and to be honest I am like a gift.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Alec: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Well, Robert. We’re not going to get anywhere with an arrogant attitude. And by the way, this isn’t your team, besides; if it was anybody’s team it would be mine.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Robert: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Have I told you my basement had to be renovated to store all of my awards.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Alec: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Yes constantly! [To Jamie] Have you got any ideas?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Jamie: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Yes that you shut up and let me enjoy my beauty sleep.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">''<span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">Silence. Alec and Robert start arguing again. ''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Jamie: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">[groaning] <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Time to wave goodbye to the golden 8 hours.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">''<span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">We are inside the boy deer cabin. Jude is performing some ninja moves. ''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Pete: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">You’re good, really good.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Jude: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Thank you.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Carmen: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">The distance between your legs was perfect, and your leg reaches the 58 degree angle!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Luca: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">How do you know so much about ninja moves, or basically karate for the little children who want to sound cool?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Carmen: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">It’s proven 52% of ladies like boy’s who know about sports they cannot do.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Pete: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">I’m no mathematician but that percentage isn’t very good.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Carmen: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">It’s more than half! Good enough for me.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Jude: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Do you want to see some more ninja-ing?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">All: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Yeah!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Luca: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">This is awesome, I don’t even care that it is like 3 in the morning!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">''<span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">We are inside the girl mongoose’s cabin. ''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Tasha: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">It’s like 3 in the morning!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Kimberley: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic"> I’ve stayed up late practicing for soccer tournaments but never this late, or is it technically early?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Ruby: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">I wish I was in the time of my idol, Leonardo Da Vinci, back then he went to sleep at 10 every night. Oh, his time was so ''picturesque! [Laughs] ''Jokes!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Silva: Want to hear a line from my one-woman  show? Me, myself and pie!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Esther: <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Don’t worry fellow girl-friends; I will wonder you with a card trick!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Tasha: <span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Don’t bother Silva or Esther, but I will enchant you with how I became school council president.

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<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Kimberley: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">I know something much better, how I became a midfielder for the team.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Tasha: <span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica; mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Actually Kimberley, that’s okay. School council president is more important though.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Kimberley: ''<span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica">[groans]. ''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''<span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Conf. Tasha: If your wonderning why I'm so hard on Kimberley. Well, you saw how she was looking at Robert yesterday. She wants him but little does she know I want him too. And I will get him! '''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">'''Conf. Kimberley: She thinks I don't know she wants him! Ha! Tasha is persistent, I can tell what she wants, she'll get but. Come on! Robert and I are both athletes, we're basically meant for each other.'''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">We are inside the girl Deer cabin.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Emma: Oh my gosh! Your hair looks beautiful Ellie.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Ellie: Wow, you did a good job. Thanks for giving me a touch-up.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Emma: Your welcome, don't worry. We all got your back.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Ally: Sorry to burst your bubble but this is a competition and we're here to vote each other off, so we don't have each other's back.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Emma: Who said that we couldn't make an alliance?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Ellie: Alliance?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Ally: No, no, no. Ellie, don't trust her she is bad news. I can feel it, she's evil. She's like a trash can coated in gold. Good on the outside but bad on the inside.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">Emma: Could you excuse me and Ally for a second Ellie, were going outside.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3"><span style="font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-font-family:Helvetica;mso-bidi-font-style:italic">They both go outside.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Emma: What do you think your doing? Embarassing me and my friend Ellie!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Ally: Oh come on! I know, you know, your just using her.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Emma: Maybe, but you, you, you are not going to say a word to Ellie.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Ally: Why would I not?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Emma: Because, if you do then what will that do for you? Don't you want Ellie gone?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Ally: She hasn't bothered me of recent.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Emma: Then leave her be, leave her to me. Friend.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''Conf. Ally: I hate the way she says friend, but she's right. It would ruin my street-cred. I'd be seen as soft [shudders] not going to happen.'''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">A klaxon is heard from the distance, the campers pour out of their cabins.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Chris: Hello campers!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Jamie: It's too early.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Chris: I know, that's why we woke you up. Today's challenge will be all about theatre!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Silva starts smiling hysterically.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Chris: Your challenge will be creating a play that you will perform in front of Chef and I, and also Jono!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Jono appears in a puff of smoke.

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Jono: Prepare to hear the judgment of the villain of all villains, JONO!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''Conf. Alec: What a ham.'''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Chris: Go!

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<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Silva: Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! I have to direct, I am literally a thespianado?

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Alec: That's not a wor-

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">Silva: Don't care. And we have to do Romeo and Juliet!

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''Conf. Silva: My fav stage play, obviously.'''

<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''Conf. Tasha: I was going to argue but Romeo and Juliet was my favourite play as a kid, and also I could have a chance to be with Robert.'''

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<p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;background:#F9EBC3">'''*Note this episode will be finished another time. Sadly, I have been really busy and I really wanted to finish this in time but I just couldn't, see you guys next week.*'''