User blog:KarpToEndAllKarps/Total Drama: Misfit Mayhem Episode 6

The TD Aftermath intro plays as a studio audience cheers. The intro ended, and Alexis stepped onto a stage. It had a couch in the center, along with a comfortable chair off to the left. She addressed the camera. “Welcome to the first ever TDMM Aftermath! I’m your host, Alexis. After my a conflict started by Brutus ended in my elimination, I decided TV hadn’t had enough of me. So, following in the footsteps of two previous contestants, I started my own show. We’ve got four fellow goners, so without further ado, welcome to the first of three Aftermaths! Let’s meet our first guest.”  Music played as a clearly disgruntled Rick walked from the side and sat on the chair. He sighed. “Just ask the stupid questions.” Alexis sighed. “Is there anything you wish to say?” “I’ve got some opinions about a certain blue haired cheater, yes.” Rick said wryly. “Luna stole one of the camera tapes!” Alexis stared. “Do you have any proof?” Rick stuttered. “I-isn’t it obvious? How else would she know?” Alexis shrugged. “Maybe you just aren’t any good at lying.” He glared. “What is that supposed to mean?” Alexis laughed. “Should we add understanding basic human interaction to the list of things you suck at? It’s getting pretty extensive at this point.” Rick stood up and attempted to punch her. She grabbed the fist and threw Rick to the other side of the stage. A few moments passed before Alexis addressed the camera. “Let’s see John, our next guest!” John walked onto stage, wearing a blurred out shirt. Alexis sighed. “I told you, don’t wear branded shirts. You’re just giving more work for the editing boys to do.” John crossed his arms. “It’s not a brand, it’s my life.” Alexis sighed. “Is there anything you want to say about your brief time on Total Drama?” John sighed. “Chris is a biased, spineless monster who doesn’t deserve to have his name said on TV, much less have his own show.” Alexis was taken aback. “Quite harsh words towards someone who was once your hero.” John looked. “He was never my hero.” Alexis laughed as a small screen descended from above. “Here’s a confessional that they had to cut out.” The screen showed John. “I can’t believe I’m actually on Total Drama! Chris is even more awesome up close. He’s my hero!”

John gave an angry sigh and started walking off. Alexis stopped him. “Stay on stage, we’re doing something later that I think you’ll enjoy. Until then, let’s meet Kyle!”

Kyle walked from off stage and sat in the chair. Alexis gestured to him. “So, what’s up?” Kyle sighed. “I just hope Bianca goes home.” Alexis gave a dry laugh. “You and me both. Anything else you want to say?” Kyle shook his head. He got up and stood near John. Rick regained his wits and stood with the other two.

“Let’s introduce our final guest; Jason!” Jason walked from the side and sat down. Alexis opened her mouth to speak, but Jason interrupted her. “There is one thing and one thing alone I wish to say.” He paused. “Lil is an honest-to-god genius. Considering how much my elimination hurt, I feel bad for that Brutus fool.” Alexis shook her head. “I wouldn’t underestimate Brutus. He’s smart. He set up my elimination. He understands the game better than most people who’ve ever participated.”

“Which brings us to the final segment; what are your final two predictions? Rick, you go first.” Rick sighed. “They’re all losers in my book. This is stupid.” Alexis gestured to John, who started talking. “Factoring in the talents, personality types, friendships, relationships, and rivalries, and comparing these all to previous finalists, I predict the final two will be Dennis and Joanne.”

<span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">Alexis looked to Kyle. He chuckled. “All I know is that Bianca <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:italic;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">won’t <span style="font-size:11pt;font-family:Arial;color:#000000;font-weight:400;font-style:normal;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;">be there.” Alexis laughed, then looked to Jason. He thought for a moment. “I expect Lil will bring Brutus to the final two, before betraying him.” Alexis laughed, then gestured to the camera. “Welp, that’s what they think. But what do you think? Feel free to send in fan mail on who you think will win and why. Who knows, you may be featured on the next episode of Total! Drama! Misfit Mayhem!”