User blog:Pierzina/Total Drama: Returns to the Island -- Episode 3: Starting Off on Humble Beginnings

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Chris: Hi I forgot this existed lol. Welcome back to TOTAL DRAMA RETURNS TO THE ISLAND. Tyler is loved. Samey sucked so she was voted off. Sky hates feminism. find out more on this episode!!!!

Tyler: Hi my names Tyler

Lindsay: omg. My BOYFRIENDS name is tyler.

Tyler: thats cause im ur boyfriend

Lindsay: omg.

Leshawna: Hi

Tyler: get out leshawna ur fat

Leshawna: gaps. *runs out*

Sky: hi leshawna

Leshawna: I WAS FAT SHAMED. THIS IS A TRAVESTY.

Sky: oh my god suck it up you stupid lesbian crybaby liberal fatty.

Leshawna: *runs off crying*

Duncan: wow sky you showed her!

Sky: ikr. *blushes cause duncan is hot*

Duncan: *blushes cause sky is hot*

Sky: Lets get married.

Courtney: GASPS. (CONF) Sky and Duncan cant get married cause i still love duncan okay.

Scott: Stop gasping ur breathe smells bad courtney you suck.

Courtney: Stop it bully Scott your a fat.

Gwen: hi im gwen.

Courtney: NO ONE CARES GO DIE YOU LOSER

Gwen: *runs off and goes dies*

Chris: Hi lets do a challenge

Scarlett: im evil

Dawn: Noah lets make out but we have to vote off tyler soon i dont like him (CONF) Tyler has a bad aura or whatever something sciencey lol

Noah: okey, (CONF) *gasps* DAWN!wants ,tyler, out but tyler is,,,my bff,,,what do,i,dooo,,,,,????/!@!!!!

Lindsay: hi im lindsay xd

Tyler: HEY GUYS LETS WIN THE CHALLENGES

Screaming Ducks: yeah

Sky: no lets win tbh

Cameron: yeah sky is my best friend i love you sky

Sky: yay. (CONF) i only am friends with men cause women are catty and taslk behind eahcothers backs tbh. #alllivesmatter #anti-feminist #atheist #prologic

Heather: hi im heather

Chris: THE CHALLENGE IS A TEN STEP RACE. GO.

Tyler: *godplays*

Chris: k tylers team wins

Screaming Ducks: WE LOVE TYLER. GO TYLER. GO TYLER. QUEEN WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

Tyler: haha yaaaa!!! woohoo yay me!!!! YEAH BOIII.

Sky: oh noes we have to vote someone off :(((( vote leshawna cause shes black, lesbian, and a FEMALE. ew.

Scott: i second that

Courtney: wtf yall some racists

Scott: SHUT UP COURTNEY YOU LOSER SJW UGLY FAT FACE.

Courtney: okay true. #prologic

Duncan: ya vote lesshawna. btw sky i love you.

Sky: ahw thanks BABY. i love you BABY.

Duncan: okay same BABY.

Courtney: wtf. (CONF) IM DUNCANS BABY. NOT SKY. i will murder sky.

Leshawna: vote off scott cause hes ugly and fat

Scott: I AM NOT. *eats dirt*

Leshawna: die

Cody: i exist

Cameron: no u dont stfu.

-- TRIBAL COUNCIL ELIMINATION CEREMONY BONFIRE THING WHATEVER --

Chris: hi marshmallows go to everyone but leshawna.

Leshawna: wtf

Scott: haha bye loser.

Sky: bye snowflake.

Duncan: i love sky.

Courtney: WTF!!!!

Leshawna: ahw bye guys... :((((( *leaves*

Sky: she was the WORST. thanks gods leshawns gone except doesnt cause shes a atheist and proud cause shes prologic and still a conservative cause shes valid and sjws suck.

Duncan: i agree.

Cody: hi

Cameron: shut up cody

Chris: TUNE IN for a NEW episode WHENEVER im bored!!!