User blog:Fletcher.wright2/Total Drama Generation Mix: TDI Not So Happy Campers Part 1

Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Mclean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, there are 44 campers who will appear on this show Total Drama. Only 22 will appear this season though. Over 6 seasons they'll compete in challenges against each other. Then must face the judgement of their fellow teammates. Every 2 days, one team will watch one of their team member's walk down the dock of shame. Take a ride on the boat of losers and leave Total Drama Island, for good. After those 6 seasons the best 16 campers will return for another season where they will battle it out for 500, 000 DOLLARS. The final 6 of that season will then appear in the final season + the 4 top campers from All – Stars gets to pick their closest ally during the game to join them which means there and 10 campers that season. The winner will receive 1 million DOOOOLLLLAAARRRSSS. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the winner of the first 6 seasons will receive $100,000.

(Scene changes to Chris standing in front of log chairs and a campfire)

Chris: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each 2 days or so, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and 100 thousand dollars, which let’s face it, they’ll probably blow in a week. To survive they will have to battle flies, grizzly bear and disgusting camp food. Oh yes and don’t forget their fellow campers. Every moment will be caught on thousands of cameras situated around the island, who will crumble under the pressure find out right here on Total Drama Island.

-Intro Plays-

(Chris is seen standing on a dock smiling)

Chris: Welcome back to the Total Drama Island. I think it’s time you meet the campers that you will watch me torture for the next 44 days or so. Well great timing here comes our first contestant. Oh yeah and by the way I told the campers that we are staying at a five-star hotel so don’t be alarmed if they seem a bit cranky. Well here are the first 2 campers Sierra and Scarlett.

Sierra: O M G. It’s Chris McLean. Can you believe this Scarlett? The Chris McLean.

Scarlett: Well actually by my calculation this is only 79.5% of Chris McLean since over time he has lost a lot of skin and he also has a lot of plastic in his body from when he got pl. ..

Chris: HUSH Scarlett we have our next 2 campers arriving. Duncan and Brick.

Brick: (Quickly jumps off the boat) Sergeant Brick reporting for duty. (Whispers to Chris) That guy on the boat is so scary.

(Suddenly everything goes dark and Sierra’s jaw drops)

Duncan: I don’t like surprises.

Sierra: Yeah, I read it on his juvenile page.

Duncan: How do you know I went to juvey.

Sierra: My brother was in juvey. He was your friend Max.

Duncan: I don’t have friends in Juvey. Your brother was just a meat shield for me. (Glares at Sierra)

Sierra: You don’t scare me pipsqueak.

Duncan: Oh rea. ..

Chris: Leave it for later we have campers Heather and Gwen.

Gwen: That girl’s got nerve. Where is the spa?

Chris: There is no spa.

Gwen: (Jaw drops) Then I am not staying here.

Chris: Oh yes you are.

Gwen: Make me.

Chris: I already have. You signed papers.

Gwen: Fine but keep me away from her (Points to a figure standing in the shadows of the boat.)

Heather: (Jumps Off Boat) Hello everyone how is it going.

Duncan: Great princess.

Heather: Shu. . . Ooh I love princesses.

Chris: Ok then here is Leshawna and Amy.

Amy: (Looks at the camp) Eww. Now I wish I was with Samey.

Leshawna: You mean your annoying sister you were telling me about.

Amy: Well obviously

Duncan: Mmm I sure do hope I am the only male. (Looks at Amy. Then at Brick)

Duncan: OH didn’t see you there sergeant dweeb.

Amy: Drop dead Skeez.

Leshawna: Oh, it’s ok he just wants a bit of this (Points to all of herself)

Duncan: (Gags)

Leshawna: What’s wrong piercing. Miss you’re mummy.

Sierra: I wouldn. ..

Duncan: You wanna g. ..

Heather: Steps in between them) Guys why don’t we all just calm down.

Chris: Oh, come on. No campers arrive for a bit and it was just getting juicy.

Ezekiel: What’s up Chris

Chris: And I stand corrected. Great Zeke.

Ezekiel: Hmm Zeke that names a rocking.

(Dead silence)

Chris: (Whispering) Listen kid I know you were raised in a creepy home with weird parents so just try to stay low and try not to get kicked off first.

Ezekiel: Whattttt

Chris: Never mind. And this is Topher.

Topher: OMG Chris McLean. I am your biggest fan.

Chris: No, you are not.

Topher: Huh what am I not.

Chris: My biggest fan. I met her just before. She is the one with purple hair.

Topher: No, I don’t think so

Topher: (Walks over to Sierra) You are going DOOWWNN.

Sierra: Bring it on.

Scarlett: I am positive that you are not strong enough to take down Sierra in the arms, Topher was it.

Topher: (Facepalms) I am going to take her down mentally. Like strategically.

Scarlett: But you do not have a brain big enough to do that plus Sierra tops all of her grades.

Topher: (Walks Off)

Chris: And here is Scott and Geoff.

Geoff: Yo what’s up man. (High fives Chris)

Chris: Nothin man.

Scott: Nice place you got here. Back on the farm it was dust, dust and more dust.

Amy: If it was just dust then why do you smell like my dead hamster, I shoved down Samey’s back after it rotted for 7 weeks.

Scott: Hey no need to be rude.

Amy: The truth hurts sometimes. That is why my sister is always crying.

Scott: Who is this sister you are always mentioning.

Amy: Ok if you must know she is my almost identical twin, but I obviously am just a little bit prettier and she is very mean so watch out for her in later seasons.

Scott: What do you mean. I am only here for 1 season to win money then I gotta get back to the farm.

Chris: No. You are staying for 3 seasons. Possibly even 4 but I highly doubt you will make 5.

Scott: Ok then I will have to quit then because me farm needs me

Chris: No, you can’t because I have signed documents.

Scott: FUDGE. So, what do I do then?

Chris: You compete as hard as you can to win the million.

Scott: Oh, fine then.

Chris: And here is Courtney and Jasmine.

(Boat arrives with a loud honking sound)

Brick: Gunshot everybody get to the ground. (Dives and tackles Heather to the ground and they roll into the water)

Heather: Ahhh what was th. . . I mean thankyou I could have died.

Brick: No problem mam.

Jasmine: (Jumps off the boat and walks over to Duncan offering him a handshake) Hello mate how’s it doing.

Duncan: Great Courtney is it.

Courtney: No, I am Courtney.

(A bright light flashes and Courtney appears)

(Duncan’s jaw drops)

(Courtney jumps off the boat steps on water that Heather and Brick produced falls back to the boat falls down the side and screams as she hits the water)

(Duncan dives off and rescues her)

Courtney: (Still being carried by Duncan to the docks) Thankyou. But you can put me down now.

Duncan: Sure (Drops her)

Courtney: Owww

Jasmine: Hello everybody. Do I deserve a great big hello or what?

Everyone: Hello Jasmine.

Jasmine: Thankya you may now move on.

Chris: Great timing since here is Noah and Leonard.

Noah: (Still on the boat) You cannot do magic you idiot.

Leonard: Yes, I can (Waves wand) Quabi quabob turn you into a corn cob. (Leonard bites Noah’s arm to see if it is corn.

Noah: Ow. Stop it (Slaps Leonard across the face causing him to fall back onto Jasmine who is knocked off balance and starts to fall off the dock but luckily Courtney grabs her leg so Jasmine still keeps going until you hear a loud bang as Jasmine’s head hits the supporting log to the dock knocking it out so that the dock tilts to the left. Suddenly the right post gives way and slowly all 15 campers are in the water. They all look up and glare at Noah.)

Chris: (Camera zooms in on him) We will take a short break to dry off then we will introduce the other campers.

……………………………………………………(Camera shuts out)…………………………………………………………

Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Island. We will now welcome the remaining 6 campers.

(A boat with 2 people with long hair on the boat appear and suddenly one of the girls jumps off the boat)

(Everyone gasps)

Chris: Ella where is the other person on your boat?

Ella: Oh, she is coming.

(Suddenly you here a loud yaaaaah)

(A girl with orange hair swings in on a vine and lands on the dock with ease)

Izzy: Hello everybody.

(Everyone’s jaws drop, and they start pointing in different directions)

Amy: Oh, come on I could have done that. Lets just get on with things (Gestures towards another boat looming in the distance)

(There is a long silence before the boat arrives)

(A chubby kid and skinny kid jump off the boat together making the newly re fixed in 5 seconds very unstable dock almost give way again)

Chris: Woah their big boy take it nice and slow.

Owen: (Starts walking really fast towards Chris) Yo man is so great to be here man like great.

Chris: Yeah be ve. ..

(Owen picks up Chris ad hugs him like there is no tomorrow)

Harold: Where is the hot tub and things like that.

Chris: There is none.

Harold: Yes. This will be so much better for my wicked skills.

Chris: Sure mate

Chris: (Final boat arrives) And here is Sky and Sugar.

Sugar: yoowee I am finally here after that long 10 minutes boat ride.

Sky: It was like 5 minutes actually

Scarlett: No if your boat went as long as ours it took 3 minutes and 27 seconds.

Chris: Yep ok blah blah we are running out of time, so I need a group photo on deck.

(Everyone slowly assembles into a decent photo)

Chris: Ok everyone say Wawanakwa.

Everyone: Wawanakwa

Chris: (Pushes down on the button) I damn I forgot to flip the camera up. Again.

Everyone: Wawanakwa.

Chris: Got it.

(Suddenly a loud thud is heard as the deck breaks and everyone including Chris falls in)

Chris: Ahh. Everyone dry off and meet me at the campfire in 10.

……………………………………………………………(Screen goes black)…………………………………………..............

(Screen shows everyone gathered around a campfire that is not lit)

Chris: Welcome back again. This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next 44 days. The campers standing around you will be you cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest without getting voted off will win $100,000!

Duncan: Is there sleeping arrangements because if there is I want a bed under her. (Points to Amy)

Amy: They aren’t co-ed are they.

Chris: No boys from one team will be in a cabin. Boys from the other team will be in a cabin and same for the girls.

Chris: Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there. (Gestures to the left) Izzy, Gwen, Leshawna, Jasmine, Ella, Sugar, Geoff, Leonard, Scott, Owen and Noah. You will be known as the Crying Caterpillars.

Scott: What kinda name is that.

Chris: It was either that or the Screaming Gophers

Scott: We will take Screaming Gophers thanks.

Chris: Fine the Screaming Gophers.

Chris: Now Duncan, Courtney, Sierra, Scarlett, Amy, Heather, Sky, Brick, Ezekiel, Topher and Harold will be known as the Delusional Donkeys.

Duncan: What did you get your 3-year-old son to come up with these.

Chris: Well would you rather Killer Bass.

Everyone on that team: YESSS!!

Chris: Fine you are the Killer Bass.

Chris: All right, campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition.

Chris: (Scene shifts to a toilet with Chris sitting on it) You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want. Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking. Or just get something off your chest.

CONF Gwen: Ok so far this stinks

CONF Owen: This rulz

CONF Amy: I wish Samey was here so she could do anything for me.

CONF Heather: Thank goodness they have one of these. I was starting to get worried they wouldn’t. Yo know how I was super nice earlier well I am actually here to win and I will do anything to do. I am going to be like a sly dog in the game.

Chris: All right. Any questions? Cool. Let's find your cabins. Gophers, you're in the east cabins there will be signs on your doors to say male and female. Bass, you're in the west same as Gophers. Now go go go and find them.

....................................................................................(Bass female cabin)......................................................................

Amy: Seriously it is bunk beds.

Heather: Guys what’s wrong with that. It just means we can bond more

CONF Heather: Yeah, we can bond so that I know how to eliminate you.

Courtney: Since there are 6 beds and 6 of us everyone has to share. Pick someone to be with.

Heather: I’ll go with Amy.

Amy: Yeah fine.

Sierra: I can’t believe we are on the same team as Duncan and Topher.

Courtney: I know right Duncan is so annoying. You wanna bunk with me.

Sierra: Sure. Which leaves Scarlett and Sky.

Sky: I am down with that.

Scarlett: Same.

...................................................(Camera changes to the male cabin for the Bass).........................................................

Duncan: I am not sharing a bed with you, you, you and you (Gestures to Topher, Ezekiel and Harold.

Brick: So, in other words just me. I think you can sleep by yourself.

Duncan: Fine by me.

Brick: I’ll go with Harold. Which leaves Topher and Ezekiel.

Topher: As long as you don’t snore.

Ezekiel: Huh

............................................................(Camera shifts to the female Gopher cabin.).........................................................

Sugar: I ain’t sleeping with pretty princess here (Gestures to Ella) She can’t be trusted.

Ella: Oh, why would you say such a thing sweet friend.

Sugar: I got bun. . .  AAAAHHHHH COCKROACH.

Izzy: Where?

Sugar: There (Points to the ground)

Izzy: (Grabs a rope out of her bag picks up the cockroach and strangles it to death)

Ella: (Passes out)

Sugar: (Passes out

Chris on microphone: Meet me in the dining hall in 5 to receive your first meal.

............................(Scene shifts to the dining hall where Chef is putting food on Sugar and Ella’s plate).........................

Sugar: Put less on Ella’s plate since she is already fat enough.

Chef: (Mumbles) Have you seen yourself.

Ella: Oh, that is fine Sugar you can have mine if you want, I already got food from the birdies this morning before coming.

Chef: listen up people I will serve 3 times a day and you will eat 3 times a day. Got it.

Noah: Yes is there any normal food here.

Chef: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY.

Noah: Nothing

Chef: That’s what I thought.

Chris: Welcome to the dining hall. Your first challenge will begin in an hour so eat up and meet me at the top of that mountain (Points to a large mountain out the window)

Geoff: (Talking to Gwen) What do you think they will make us do?

Gwen: I have no idea, but it can’t be that hard.

……………………………………………………………. Scene Ends……………………………………………………………