User blog:Masta Shake1/Total Drama Global Takedown: Ep 5 - The Pahkitew Triangle

​Remaining
Skyliner Jets: Kylie, Eli, Nick, Peter, Curtis, Brianna, Candice ( 7/9 )

​Soaring Eagles: Seiji, Sarah, Veronica, Jono, Nathan, Logan, Nozomi, Sienna, Jessica ( 9/9 )

​​Chris: Last time on Total Drama Global Takedown...

Woah! Did so many things happen! Jessica knows the real Nick as Sarah starts to know Veronica. Eli and Kylie hate each other, and does Logan have a thing for Sienna, or is he just too good a friend? In the end, Eli won the challenge for the Jets, and luckily for Sarah, the episode was non-elimination. Who's going to be eliminated next time on...

Total...Drama...Global Takedown!

''​In economy, Jono once again amused Nozomi and Nathan, which relieved Logan. Jessica was thinking to herself, while Sarah sat by herself with a bright smile.''

​Jessica: What are you so happy about? We lost, we're in stupid economy.

Sarah: Oh, you know, I'm just keeping team spirit up. And so is Jono, with his fabulous tall tales.

Jono: Dare you call my tales tall?! I shall devour you in my cauldron of the wicked, to be eternally ripped apart from betrayed spirits, hungry for vengeance, as your soul is haunted, for all eternity!

​Sarah chuckled

​Sarah: Jono, you make a great story teller.

​Jono humphed.

​Confessional:

'''​Kylie: I think I'm making a breakthrough to Eli! Risking my life has worked in the past, and it'll work today.'''

​Eli: I...hate...Kylie.

​​The plane landed to a halt in to a location where it was the middle of the night

​Chris: Welcome contestants to...Pahkitew Island!

Peter: Ooh! Ooh! I heard this place was...technological?

Chris: And right you are Peter! In this challenge, you have to find the priceless 'Emerald of Eternity' from the other side of the island and you're golden! But not only will you be hunted down, the island will also trap you and keep you from completing your objective.

Jessica: Wow, so original.

Chris: Hey, blame the idiot that writes this stuff.

​Chris holds up a script, then drops it in distate.

Chris: First team to snag the gem wins or out last the other wins! The starting point is here, and Jets, you get an advantage with these! Flashlights and a map grid of all the traps!

​Peter caught the map, which Nick snatched.

​Chris: And to the Eagles...flashlights.

​The flashlights were passed out.

​​Chris: Get going! Your challenge starts...now!

​The teams were off.

''​For the Jets, Nick's leadership skills sufficed greatly, as slow Eli remained behind. Kylie went back to him.''

​Kylie: We can't have you behind, Eli!

​Eli responded with a poke to Kylie's face

​Kylie: You have to do better than that to -

​Eli started to poke again, more consistently

​​Kylie: Okay, stop that! What is wrong with you?!

Eli: I'm just taking a leisurely stroll.

Kylie: This is how fast you were going when you dragged me back in South Africa.

Eli: What can I say, you're heavy.

Kylie: Whatever, just go faster, fatso!

Eli: Hey, stop that!

Kylie: No, I won't stop until -

​The island shifted, and Kylie fell into a ditch.

​Eli: HAH! Finally some peace and quiet.

​Eli walked a few steps, then looked back at the ditch worriedly.

​​Eli: Ugh. You owe me this!

​Eli jumped down into the darkness.

​The Eagles were walking when Jessica tried to take charge.

​Jessica: Listen team! I think we should spread out, but stay close to each other. You don't know what traps Chris has in store for us.

Sarah: Okay, Jessie. I'll stick with good ol' Veronica here, and you all, can do what you want!

Veronica: What?

​Logan: And that's how I was able to win the tournament. Not an easy game, I'll tell you that.

Sienna: Heh, if I were school patriotic, I'd be mad at you for beating my school.

​The two continued to laugh until Sienna fell into a trap

​Logan: Sienna! No!

​Logan tried to get her, but he failed, as she already fell.

​Nathan: Oh, crap. Sorry about that.

Jessica: Come on, Logan. We'll see her at the end of the challenge.

​Jessica wrapped her arm around Logan, who was uneasy of it.

​​Confessional:

'''​Logan: Ugh. I can't be making friends here! Sienna's great, and Nathan thinks we're friends, but that's enough. That's it. No one else.'''

​​The scene cut to Eli landing in darkness, then taking out his flashlight

​​Eli: Uh, Kylie, where are you? I gotta find you so the team doesn't think I did something to you!

​Eli found a maze, and now he had to get through it.

​Eli: Great...

​Nick looked at his map.

​Nick: Don't step there. Trap.

''​Curtis almost stepped onto the trap. He hopped over it.''

​​Curtis: Gee, thanks N-

​Curtis fell onto a trap, making him fall

​​Candice: Nick! I thought you said the trap was here!

​​Nick: It is! Look!

​Nick showed Candice the map.

​Candice: Darn Chris. Of course he has to trick us.

​There was a rustling, and everyone turned back.

​Peter: H-hey guys. Where's Eli and Kylie?

Brianna: You never know, it could be them.

​But alas, it wasn't. A giant  robot rabbit came out of the bushes, looking evil with glowing red eyes and a busted body.

​Peter: T-that's not Bugs Bunny.

''​The robot rabbit roared and started to chase them. The team then split up.''

​Nick was running in the middle of the woods until he ran head first into Jessica.

​Nick: What are you -

Jessica: - doing here?!

​They blankly stared at each other.

​Jessica: Okay, boy scout. Tell me why you're here.

Nick: I was chased by some huge robot rabbit. You?

Jessica: Just looking for ways we could lose, is all.

Nick: Well, anyways, I have no idea where I am and -

​Nick fell into an open grave

​Nick: What the heck?

Jessica: Nick, take my hand!

​Jessica helped Nick out of the grave.

​Nick: Gee, thanks.

Jessica: Call that owing me a favor. If I ever need you, I'll call out.

Nick: Ugh.

​Confessional:

'''​Jessica: Ha! I got Nick right under my finger.'''

'''​Nick: Gotta say, Jessica's smart. She took the map while I wasn't even looking! Maybe we could team up...'''

​''​Jessica was walking back, reading the map she had stolen. She immediately put it away as she found her team. Jessica saw Sarah actually having a conversation with Veronica.''

​Sarah: So the Cheerleaders pulled the prank of the year by dumping him when it was announced he wasn't going to be prom king.

Veronica: OH MY GOD, that is just too funny!

​Confessional:

'''​Sarah: Man, this girl has no respect. '''

​​Jessica drew closer to Logan in an attempt to get him as her friend.

​Jessica: So, Logan, where you from?

Logan: What?

Jessica: Just want to know your hometown is all.

Logan: I'd rather not say.

Jessica: Well, Logan, I was thinking that maybe you, me, and Sienna could form an alliance together.

Logan: Uhh, no, sorry. I don't do alliances.

Jessica: Well maybe we could be friends?

Logan: I have too many friends at the moment.

''​Logan walked past Jessica, who gave a frustrated sigh. Then Jessica remembered Seiji, who always sided with her ideas. She walked right next to him.''

​Jessica: Hey Seiji!

Seiji: Yeah?

Jessica: You always side with my ideas, right?

Seiji: Yeah?

Jessica: I say...why not form an alliance?

Seiji: An alliance sounds neat.

Jessica: Yes!

''​Jessica was not being careful, though. The whole conversation was heard by Veronica.''

​Veronica: Woah.

Sarah: What?

Veronica: That Jessica girl just formed an alliance with that weird kid.

Sarah: Seiji!

Veronica: Yeah, or whatever.

''​Out of nowhere, Nathan fell onto a trap, hitting his head on the way. Nozomi wasn't paying attention and she too fell into a trap. ''

​Logan: Agh!

​Logan took a dive inside where Nozomi fell.

​Jessica: Logan you idiot!

Sarah: Now we're down to 5 players.

Jono: Ahh, yes. I, the diabolical Jono, shall challenge the evil on this wretched island, and reign supreme!

​The robot rabbit showed up.

​Jessica: Now's you're time to shine! Run!

​The 4 Eagles took off, and when Jono tried to follow, he tripped.

​Jono: Come on then! I shall inflict major stomach problems and -

''​The robot rabbit picked up Jono and swallowed him. Inside were Brianna, Candice, and Nick.''

​Brianna: Welcome to the Belly of the Beast.

''​The scene cut to Eli in the maze, showing no problems and that he actually knew what he was doing. He found Kylie on the ground, and tapped her with the tip of his shoe.''

​​Kylie: ELI?! What are YOU doing here?

Eli: I cam so nobody would think that I sabotaged you or something.

Kylie: Well that was stupid. Now we're both trapped.

Eli: Not likely, look.

​Eli pointed to a door that looked rusty.

​Eli: We could knock it down.

Kylie: And how?

Eli: I'll think of something.

Kylie: Then do it, tubby!

Eli: Hey! I said stop calling me tubby! I'm not teletubby.

Kylie: Wanna bet?

​Eli growled, then went to the corner.

​Eli: Leave me be.

Kylie: But what about the plan?

Eli: I don't want one.

Kylie: You'll, uh, be stuck with me!

​Eli covers his ears.

​Eli: No I won't.

Kylie: Come on, Eli. Do something!

Eli: Can't hear you!

''​Kylie sighed in frustration, then looked at the door. She started to throw herself at it to knock it down.''

''While walking, Sarah let out a scream. The team turned to see she had fallen into a trap. ''

​Jessica: Alright, just follow me and we'll be fine.

​They reached the end, which was a beach, where there lay the Emerald of Eternity, with none other than a former contestant of Super Slamdown, Toronto, who was reading a newspaper.

​​Toronto: Huh? Oh right!

​Toronto started reading the ink on his fore arm.

​Toronto: 'Welcome tames to the and! Here is the Emeroold of Eternity! You must pick it op and ran to the finish! Gad Lock!"

''​On the Jets side of the entrance, Peter revealed himself. ''

​Toronto: Alright here we go again. "Welcome tames to the..."

''​Seiji dashed towards the emerald, and so did Peter. Seiji was running for the finish when a sudden rock was thrown in front of him and he tripped.''

​​Toronto: Come on, friend! You can do it!

Veronica: Seiji, you idiot! Hurry up!

​Seiji picked himself up and ran.

​Jessica: Wait, Seiji, stop! That's a -

''​It was too late. Seiji stepped on a trap that flew him back to the start of the challenge. He dropped the emerald. Peter then picked it up. He sprinted for the finish and actually won!''

​Toronto ran to the finish and high - fived Peter.

​Toronto: Great job!

Jessica: Aren't you that idiot who was always happy?

Toronto: Why, yes I am! I loved doing Super Slamdown. And in the end, I gotta say, the winner was -

​Chris's airhorn cut Toronto off.

​Chris: Shut it, Toronto! Congrats, Jets, you won again!

Peter: Yes!

​Peter and Toronto high - fived again

​All who were trapped walked along the beach, except for Eli and Kylie.

​​Chris: Say, where are those 2...

''​Out of a cave, Eli came out, dragging Kylie. He collapsed.''

​Chris: Oh! I totally forgot about that trap! heh...

''​The robot rabbit came and released its captives. The head popped open and out came Andrew.''

​Toronto: Oh, hey Andrew!

Andrew: Ew...these aliens look something ugly.

Jono: Listen here, wretched swine! Your contraption is an abomination! I will find you and destroy you and all that you love!

Andrew: AGH! He doesn't come in peace!

Nathan: Look, calm down now.

Andrew: NO! I WON'T!

​Andrew hopped backed into the rabbit.

​Chris: Quick! Everyone to the plane!

​Chris and the cast ran off, with Toronto in behind, and Andrew in pursuit.

​

''The scene cut to the plane in the sky. ''

''​Toronto was in first class enjoying first class. He was chatting it up with Peter, Curtis, and Candice when the intercom called for him.''

​Chris: ( P.A ) Toronto! Report to the elimination room!

Toronto: Ope! That's my cue! Bye guys.

Peter: But wait! Who left after Khione?

Toronto: Gotta go!

​Confessional:

'''​Kylie: Okay, now I'm a little worried. I'm making no process on Eli. No matter. I have to keep trying. Maybe there are more things I can do, like if I break my leg, he'll have to carry me! Genius!'''

''​The Eagles sulked at the thought of their first elimination. No one knew who'd be taking the drop of shame. Seiji was badly injured from the trap that set him flying. ''

​​Chris: Welcome Eagles! This is your very first elimination ceremony. Tap the passport of the person you want going home.

​Team votes

​Chris: Now if I call your name, you get a barf bag full of peanuts. Sienna. Logan. Nathan.

​Sienna and Logan happily caught their bags, with Nathan bumping in to show off his peanut bag.

​Chris: Surprisingly Veronica AND Jono. Jessica.

Chris: Now, you 3 all gathered votes. Barf bag goes to Nozomi.

Nozomi: Oh thank goodness! Why would anybody vote for me?

Chris: Shut it! Final barf bag goes to....Sarah!

​Jessica was astonished as Sarah once again played her innocent role.

​​Chris: Seiji, what can I say? You're messed up pretty bad.

Seiji: I get it. Bye everyone. It was fun while it lasted, I guess.

​Seiji jumped out

​​Chris: Toronto! You are not a contestant this time. Since you're a pro, you get a rickety parachute!

​Toronto took the parachute.

​Toronto: Well, bye everyone.

​Toronto jumped out.

​Confessional:

'''​Jessica: This is not good. Seiji was my only ally, and I failed on Logan. Now how can I take down Sarah?'''

'''​Sarah: Sorry, Seiji, but you were a threat. Elimination by association, to Jessica specifically.'''

​​Chris: And it seems like Sarah has the upper lead, what will Jessica do? find out next time on...

Total Drama Global Takedown!

​Votes
​Seiji: ( 5 ) - Sarah, Veronica, Jono, Nathan, Nozomi

​Sarah: ( 2 ) - Jessica, Seiji

​Nozomi: ( 2 ) - Sienna, Logan

