User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama Global Takedown Audition Tapes

Jessica
Jessica:Why am I even doing the show I am so much better than it. My friends thought it would be a fun experience and that, I don’t think so. I’m a pageant queen that’s what my fans know me as not a Podunk competition junkie. I’ve never even watched Total Drama! Argh, you know what the next time a TD instalment is coming out I’ll make one of my friends make another one of friends do the show, I wouldn’t do it myself duh. Let me see not Jessica B, she’s crazy she already is driven for auditioning for the next season, not Luna, but she is a good pawn. That leaves.. Oh sorry phone call I should take this.

Picks up phone.

Hi,

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You and Luna did what

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You’ve already prerecorded your audition tapes.

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You actually want to go on Total Drama?

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Idiot.