User:Stryzzar/The Extreme Expedition Audition (Police Cadets/Goths/Conspiracists)

Police Cadets

 * MacArthur:: Sanders! Start filming! NOW!
 * Sanders: Umm, the camera is rolling already.
 * MacArthur: Oh. Well next time do it on my command.
 * Sanders: But you already told me to start filming.
 * MacArthur: I was just telling you what I would say when you start.
 * Sanders: Look, let's just get our audition underway.
 * MacArthur: Oh right. Hello there, I'm MacArthur, tough-as-nails police cadet in training. I'm strong, disciplined, and have a no nonsense attitude. If I get chosen, I'll be unstoppable.
 * Sanders: Ahem
 * MacArthur: Oh sorry, and this is my trusty sidekick Sanders. Not quite as skilled, or cunning, or strong, or hot as me.
 * Sanders: HEY!
 * MacArthur: But she has her uses. So anyway, choose us, or you'll regret it.
 * Sanders: I thought we agreed we wouldn't say that.
 * MacArthur: Meh, some intimidation seemed necessary. Now, cut the tape.
 * Sanders: But I haven't had a chance to say my part.
 * MacArthur: We're out of time since you were stalling at the start. Now CUT IT!
 * Sanders: Ugh, finnne.

Goths
Dramatic thunder flashes, revealing a room full of dark gothic things.
 * Crimson: Greetings mortals.
 * Ennui: You have been given the privilege of knowing why we wish to audition for the Extreme Expedition.
 * Crimson: The answer is obvious, we need the money. But why, you might ask, don't we acquire money the normal way and risk our lives on a dangerous reality show?
 * Ennui: Truth is, because that's what everyone does, and therefore it'd be lame for us to follow suit.
 * Crimson: After all, what's the point of prolonging the inevitable if you don't live a little?
 * Ennui: Spoken like a true Goth.

Conspiracists
Shawn is close up to the camera, gazing around before looking to the camera Shawn backs away to reveal Harold standing next to him. A strange rumbling sound causes both boys to become wide-eyed. Both boys run off in terror, before a car drives on in the road behind them, stuttering and making the unusual engine sounds heard before.
 * Shawn: I think we're in the clear here. Let's make this quick while there's no imminent threat.''
 * Shawn: Hey there, I'm Shawn and this is my partner Harold.
 * Harold: We met at a paranormal convention, while trying to campaign out theories of the extraterrestrial life...
 * Shawn:... and the living dead. Harold was the only sensible one there who would listen to reason.
 * Harold: We're still in disagreement over what the threat to humanity is, but for now Shawn is the best chance I have.
 * Shawn: Harold has the common sense that most people lack. He also has a wide assortment of talents that will come in use, so it was only logical I selected him to be my partner in the upcoming apocalypse.
 * Harold: Thanks man, most people don't seem to respect my wicked skills.
 * Shawn: But out survival endeavors require funding, which is why we decide to sign on for the Extreme Expedition.
 * Harold: (panicking) This place has been compromised. RETREAT!
 * Shawn: Leave the camera! We'll return for it later if we make it out alive.