User blog:JPerrin/Courtney's Sister

[Izzy was playing with the doll, then Courtney's sister, Jessie cries] Izzy: Huh? Courtney: Don't cry, your big sis's gonna make it alright. Calm down! [a wave of water from the tears busts the door down, but Izzy pushes the door back up for a couple seconds, then the water comes breaking through the door and wipes out all the customers, dropping them to the floor. Duncan, Izzy, Gwen and the rest walk up to Courtney.] Beth: Courtney, what's wrong with Jessie? Courtney: Her boyfriend/date stood her up and she can't seem to find another. Jessie: That's because there's only one fish in the sea that's long, brown and handsome as he is. And that's him! Courtney: No, no, girl, no more crying. We'll get you a date. Why, uhh... Harold and I'll take ya! [Jessie begins to cry and an earthquake starts] Well, what about Duncan and Gwen? [Gwen is reading her book. Jessie cries even harder and makes the earthquake even worse] Courtney: Wait, wait! Here, take Noah and Bridgette! Jessie: Ahh! The girlfriend and boyfriend? Do you know what those would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium. Courtney: What do you mean? Jessie: I don't know. But I can't take him, sis! They'll kick me off the most frequently pictured in the yearbook committee. Courtney: Yeah, they would. We've got to find someone else. Listen up! Which one of you wants to take me lovely sister Jessie to the prom? [everyone runs away] Jessie: Just don't be late, Noah and Bridgette. [walks off]