User blog:SC Heerenveen/Total Drama fan fiction part 1

This is a fan fiction I wrote. I have written two parts and I'll post the next part after I see how this one works out. I've used the couples from season 1. Gwent, Duncney, Geofgette, Tyler and Lindsay, LeShawna and Harold, Heather and Alejandro and Sierra and Cody. Also Ezekiel isn't feral. Please enjoy and tell me if you want to see more in the comments. Thank you.

Episode 1(introduction) Chris is on the docks at camp Wawanakwa, excited until a boat arrives. Chris: They're here already? I thought we still had a few minutes? Billy the intern tells him that there was an accident and that they're here. Chris pushes him into the water and starts smiling at the camera. Chris: Season 6 folks! We've asked our twenty four original campers to return for another season, and, as usual, we had to point at their contracts. The challenges are now randomly picked so even I don't know what's in store! Let's meet our first contestants, Alejandro, Beth and Bridgette! Alejandro gently awaits for the ladies. Alejandro: Ladies first! Bridgette kicks him in the groin. Bridgette: I have a boyfriend, for real this time. Beth: Me too! Did you know that Brady is currently working with astronauts in space to discover how big Pluto actually is? Beth and Bridgette walk to the dock and Alejandro crawls behind them, covering his groin. Chris: Cody, Courtney and DJ! Courtney pushes the boys aside and walks to Chris Courtney: Just how many seasons do you think you can treat us like this? Chris: I don't know, as many as I like. Fine print! Courtney angrily walks to the group. Beth excitingly walks over to Cody Beth: Hi Cody! How's it going? Cody jumps into DJs arms. Cody: I can't take it anymore! These girls! They make me nuts! DJ: Momma always told me: if your nice to strangers then they'll be nice to you. DJ puts Cody on the ground and holds Beth away from him. Chris: Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel! Courtney gets excited. Courtney: Duncan! Duncan: Hey there princess! Eva: Yeah, yeah, get a move on already! I'm bored! Ezekiel: Calm a down a bit, eh? We still have a long day. Eva: Shut it homeschool! Ezekiel: Geez. They join the group as the next boat arrives. Chris: Geoff, Gwen, Harold! Geoff: Bridgette! Bridgette: Geoff! They run towards each other but Bridgette trips and they crash. Bridgette: Sorry Geoff... Geoff: Momma? Gwen: Oh great, another season, I don't know how many more I can take. Chris: I'll be the judge of that, now get in line. Duncan walks over to Harold. Duncan: Missed me geek? Harold: Is this about my underwear again? I already stopped a long time ago, gosh! Duncan: No, this is about voting my girlfriend out, remember? Courtney blushes. Harold: You did the same thing remember? Duncan wants to punch Harold but the next boat arrives. Chris: Heather, Izzy, Justin! An annoyed Heather walks out of the boat. Justin and Izzy, fighting, follow. Izzy: Liar! Justin: Freak! Izzy: Hot guy! Izzy suddenly gasps. Justin: Ha, that's more like it! Izzy punches him in the face. Justin: Ah! My face! My face! Someone call a medic! Medic! Izzy: Take that! Stupid model. Heather: They've been like that the entire ride! Alejandro: Somebody needs their kiss! Heather kicks him in the groin making the other girls laugh. Heather: Back off, that's for voting me of last season! Alejandro: I thought we were even. Heather looks away at first but then smiles and helps him get up. Chris: Katie, LeShawna, Lindsay! A crying Katie gets pushed by LeShawna followed by Lindsay. Katie: Sadie! I miss you Sadie! She starts crying again. LeShawna: Relax girl, she'll be here soon. It's on alphabet after all. Lindsay: Alfabed? What's an alfabed? Gwen: Alphabet genius. Lindsay: Oh, right. Is Tyler already here? The contestants all slap their faces or sigh. Lindsay walks over to the dizzy Geoff. Lindsay: Are you Tyler? The next boat arrives. Chris: Noah, Owen, Sadie! Katie and Sadie run towards each other. Katie: Oh my gosh I've missed you so much! Sadie: I've missed you even more! Katie: No way, I've missed you way more! Sadie: Nu, uh, I will always miss you more! They start arguing and are taken apart. Lindsay: Is anyone of you Tyler? Owen: All right! This is awesome! Right Noah! Noah? Owen turns his back only to reveal that Noah has been stuck on it. Noah falls of his back on the boat. Noah: Ouch! Owen: There you are! Hey, you okay buddy? Noah, having broken almost every bone in his body. Gives makes some noise implying he's fine. Chris: And last but not least, Sierra, Trent and Tyler! Cody hides behind DJ peeing his pants. Sierra runs out. Sierra: CODY! Sierra hugs and kisses Cody almost to death. Sierra: Hey, why are your pants wet? Cody sighs while DJ and Beth laugh. Trent walks over to Gwen who pushes him aside. Katie and Sadie run over to him and hold him tight causing Gwen to laugh. Tyler runs off the boat but slips causing an offscreen mass caulosion. Chris laughs. Chris: Well, that's a good start isn't it? Let's get started by forming the teams! This way people. They head inside the main lodge where the teams are formed.

Team 1 Beth Cody DJ Ezekiel Harold Justin Katie LeShawna Lindsay Sadie Sierra Tyler

Team 2 Alejandro Bridgette Courtney Duncan Eva Geoff Gwen Heather Izzy Noah Owen Trent

Chris: Alright, we need team names. Anyone any ideas? Sierra: Oh, team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really Mean! Everyone, including Chef starts laughing. Ezekiel: I like it! Tyler: Totally awesome! Cody: It's catchy! Geoff: Aw man, I wanted that name! Chris looks pissed. Chris: Denied. Any other suggestions? Ezekiel: Team Homies! Geoff: Team Surfer Dudes! Geoff looks at Bridgette. Geoff: And Surfer Girls! Izzy: Team E-Scope! Courtney: What about us? Izzy: Team E-Scope and less fascinating reality tv stars! Team 2: Hey! Chris: Too long. Sounds right though! After a few hours they finally get their names. Team 1 is named Stupid Squirrels by Duncan. And in return Harold came up with Annoying Apes for team 2. Chris: Finally. Name that we have good names that fit the teams. Let's begin! For your first challenge you can follow me! Everyone follows Chris. Chris: Your first challenge is simple, we have on few cannons filled with basketballs, it is your job to avoid getting hit by them. Everyone laughs or makes a comment on how easy it is. Tyler: Easy peasy! Owen: Piece of cake! Chris: And collect the McClean invisibility statue. Once you have it, you must bring it back to me. Noah: Can't be that hard right? Moments later they are on a field with 50 cannons pointing at them. Noah: I take it back. Gwen: Way to go, Noah. Chris: If you get hit by one of my new friends over here. You're out. But then again, we think that if you do get hit, you'll probably be too injured to continue. Heck, our interns are still in the hospital from just one blow! The contestants exchange some worried faces. Chris: Ready? Fire! Owen: Alright! Bring it on! Chef fires a cannon shot at him but Izzy jumps into attack. Izzy: Take this you stupid cannon! The ball comes in Izzy's mouth but she bites it and continues to attack until Chris tells her that she's out. The game continues and Katie and Sadie, DJ, Geoff and Bridgette get taken out. Tyler picks up a ball and tries to throw it but accidentally hits Justin, who starts crying thinking that he's ugly. He then gets hit with four cannons at the same time and is out. A cannonball heads towards Sierra but Cody pushes her out of the way. A furious Sierra attacks the cannon and destroys it. Noah dodges a few balls but gets hit. Gwen, Trent and LeShawna hide behind Owen, who is unconscious after being hit. Lindsay and Beth are talking and Ezekiel tries to warn but all get taken out. Harold is dodging every ball that comes at him until he gets called by his middle name Doris by Duncan and starts crying. He gets hit while Duncan and Courtney start making out. Eva fires several balls back but gets hit by Cody, who immediately after this regrets his decision. Alejandro and Heather both try to catch the statue but fail. Sierra defends Cody at all costs but gets hit. LeShawna gets pushed away by Gwen and Trent and gets hit. Trent gets distracted by Gwen and gets hit. Only Duncan, Courtney, Cody and Gwen remain. Duncan and Courtney start to open fire on Cody so that Gwen can take the statue. Duncan and Courtney get distracted and start making out again and Cody takes both of them out. Gwen is under heavy fire and Cody decides to rescue Gwen and put her behind Owen. He then dodges the canons and takes the statue. DJ: Yeah! We won! Beth: Awesome Cody! Chris: Not so fast Stupid Squirrels. As I recall, there are still two people remaining. And I don't have the statue yet. Gwen realizes what Chris is saying and picks up a few balls and throws them at Cody. Cody dodges them and runs for his live. Gwen then decides to attack Cody and rips the statue from him. Once she has it she runs back and gives her team invincibility. Chris: Well done Gwen, it looks like you guys are all save, for now... Ezekiel: What happens to us then, eh? Chris: Well, you guys didn't win so, I guess you'll vote someone of then. LeShawna: What!? That is so unfair! Chris: Well, rules are rules, you gotta do what you gotta do. Bridgette: Awesome guys! We won! Bridgette and Geoff high five, Courtney and Duncan kiss and Alejandro and Heather smile. Tyler: Oh, come on! We totally won this thing! Justin: You idiot! Is there anything you don't mess up? Tyler: Well at least I survived longer then you out there! Justin: Because you threw me out! Tyler: At least I try, to be useful to my team. Justin: Look at me! My lip is swelling up! Alejandro: Who's the prettiest now Amigo? Justin's lip has swollen up and his voice is changing. Justin: Shwt wp!(shut up!) Alejandro: Excuse me? I didn't quite understand that. Justin: J sejd shwt wp!(I said shut up!) Beth: Just leave him alone. Justin: thjz jz jor feld!(this is your fault!) Tyler: Aw, man this stinks! Everyone leaves the field and Owen suddenly awakes. Owen: Wha- what happened? Did we win? Uh, hello? Can anybody please tell me if we won? Hello? HELLO?! A few hours later everyone is lunching in the main lodge. LeShawna: This is just unbelievable, we totally won! Noah: You've lost, you're here, get over it! LeShawna throws her plate at Noah who falls over. Harold: I totally could've won if Duncan hadn't distracted me, that jerk! Duncan: Who you're calling jerk, dweeb! Duncan and Harold: Grrrrr! Beth is helping Justin while Lindsay and Tyler look worried. Justin: Auw, jt hjtz!(ow, it hurts!) Beth: Easy Justin, easy. Justin: Jall pej fur thjz!(You'll pay for this!) Tyler: I'm sorry, jeez, I didn't mean to... Sadie: Then I think you also didn't mean to hit me in the eye! Tyler turns around to see Sadie with a swollen eye and Katie with a ... Tyler: I thought you guys were hit by the cannons. Sadie: What do you think happened with the other balls you threw! Katie: Ouch! Sadie: Katie! Are you okay? You'll pay for this, Tyler! Tyler tries to eat but his fork slips out of his hands into Ezekiels eye. Ezekiel: Aaaaaaaah! Tyler: I'll just... uh, eat outside... Tyler slips over the wet floor and his food falls on Eva. Furious, Eva runs towards Tyler and attacks him. Tyler: Aaaaaah! Lindsay: Uh, good luck Tyler! Go, Tyler, go! At the other table the contestants laugh. Courtney: Alright guys, thanks to Chris we were lucky this time, but we need a team leader. I'm electing myself. Gwen: Hey I think you mean thanks to Chris and me. Trent: Yeah, she did more then you did. Courtney: And I did more then you, so that makes us even. Know, who votes for me as team leader. Noah: What other choice do we have? Heather: Me. Alejandro: Or me. Alejandro rips of his shirt and some girls dreamily look at him until the boys put them out of their trans. Duncan even goes as far as to knock him out. Trent: You know what, I vote for Gwen. Courtney: Hey! She wasn't even an option! Izzy: Oh, can I elect myself too? Heather: No, we have enough candidates already. So, who's it going to be. Owen: Izzy, definitely Izzy. Heather: Ugh, what did I just say Owen? Duncan: I don't take orders well. Eva: Me neither. Especially not from people like Heather. Bridgette: I pick Courtney! Geoff: I'm fine with whatever you pick babe. Courtney: Yes! That's 2 votes for me, 1 for Gwen, 1 for Izzy, and 2 for no one. I've got this in the bag! Heather: Not so fast Courtney. We still need the votes from Gwen, Noah, Izzy, Alejandro, you and me. And something tells me I know who Alejandro is going to vote for. Alejandro: Courtney of course! Heather: What!? Heather slaps Alejandro in the face knocking him out again. Gwen: I'd be fine with anyone except you. Noah: Same here. Heather: Ugh, fine! You win Courtney, for now... Courtney: Thank you. Now, let's get to business. Everyone sighs and is tired. A few hours later at the bonfire. Chris: Alright people, I know your all upset about losing your first challenge and all, but hey, that's how the games played. I mean come on, with people like Katie, Sadie, Tyler and Ezekiel on your team you're guaranteed to lose the first challenge. Good news though, you can vote one of them off, right now. Everyone looks at each other, some looks are angry about Chris' comments on their team. Some are worried about who's going home. Chris: Let's see... DJ, Ezekiel, Beth, Harold, LeShawna, Cody, your all safe. As are you Katie, Sadie and Lindsay. Katie and Sadie: Yay! Lindsay looks worried at Tyler who is full with bruises from his fight with Eva. Justin angrily glares at Tyler with his swollen lip. Chris: The final marshmallow goes to.......... Justin! Lindsay: No! Tyler looks disappointed and stands up, Lindsay helps him to the dock of shame as he has trouble walking. Lindsay: Why did they had to vote on you, Noah? Tyler: Its... Tyler. Lindsay: I'll never forget our time together Taylor! Tyler: Its... oh, never mind. Bye Lindsay! Lindsay: Bye Trevor! Justin looks satisfied with his revenge, as do Katie, Sadie and Ezekiel, who all voted on Tyler. Chris: That's it for tonight folks, have some rest. Your gonna need it! Chris laughs maniacally while the campers go to bed with worried faces.