User blog comment:NotSoEvilBilly/Shawn does nothing!!!!!/@comment-24789895-20140715023856

I'm going to assume you're joking.

1. He has a Jasmine storlyine.

. Interactions with Jasmine, Dave

3. I Love You Grease Pig, Twinning Isn't Everything, I Love You, I Love You Knots

4. Dave tricked him into thinking Jasmine was a zombie and he has tried to aplogize to Jasmine.

So yeah, you obviously don't pay much attention. Beardo, Leonard, Topher and lots of other characters are way more useless than him.