User blog:The Cartoon/A Tribute to Noah, Our Sarcastic Hero

Noah was just eliminated in the U.S. and I thought that now might be the perfect time to show how much he means to all of the fans. Throughout Total Drama World Tour, Noah's fanbase has quite literally grown faster than any character in Total Drama history. The news of his supposed elimination from spoilers and his eventual elimination caused outrage and disappointment among fans. If the front page poll is any consolation, all of the fans are by far the most disappointed by his elimination. What made him so popular? It was a combination of many things. The first was obviously his hilarious lines. He had the greatest quotes by any character on the show. It seemed that after Noah's elimination, many funny lines that Duncan said could have easily been replaced by Noah. But they weren't quite as funny coming from Duncan, at least in my opinion. The difference is the tone of Noah's voice and the great voice acting by Carter Hayden. The way that he reads his lines never fails to make us lines. Noah's "I hate this game" attitude was his charisma and the reason why the fans love him so much. A big plot would have been the perfect opportunity for him to go far in the game. He did have his friendship with Noah, and his conflict with Alejandro probably should've been built on. But I really don't think that the writers had any idea how popular Noah would get and that resulted in his early elimination. But the creators and writers do look a lot at forum sites and they listen to the fans. So with any luck, all of this disappointment over Noah's elimination will help his case to participate and do well in a future season. I now present with you, the best moments of our Sarcastic Hero, Noah.

Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
Duncan: No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party. Noah: Cute. Nice piercings. Original. Do them yourself? Duncan: (grabs Noah's lip and takes out a pin) Yeah, you want one? Noah: Uh, no thanks. Can I have my lip back please?
 * Noah: Good. Is this where we're staying?

Dodgebrawl
Noah: What can I say? Weak effort. (everyone glares at him) Gwen: Oh, shut it, Noah! Heather: You know, for once, I agree with her. (everyone but Owen, Justin, and Trent walks off) Noah: Touchy. (Owen, Justin, and Trent glare at him) Noah: I'll tell you, the team spirit is severely lacking lately.
 * Noah: Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test.
 * Noah: Oh, sorry. (sarcastic) Woo-hoo, way to throw those murder balls. Go, team, go.
 * Noah: Knock 'em out, throw 'em out, rah rah. (gets hit with the ball, the other Gophers smile) Owwwh!!
 * Chris: Gophers, what happened?

Haute Camp-Ture
Noah: You're here. You lost. Get over it. (Courtney throws her drink at Noah, knocking him into the water.)
 * Noah: (sarcastically) Eeeeee. Congratulations, you just peaked. It's all downhill from here, honey. (rolls eyes)
 * Courtney: (about Gwen) So she's smart, but she's not exactly a team player. I was a team player! It should be ME!

(Harold and Courtney start having a slap fight, and eventually, fall into the pool.) Noah: (chuckles manically) Excellent!
 * Courtney: Let go of me, you big geek!

Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1
Noah: Keep up the fascinating facts and I'm gonna be aero-nauseous all over you. Noah: Is "never" your policy on mouthwash too, home-school?
 * Harold: Aerophobia. From the Latin, as opposed aeronausophobia, the fear of flying sickness.
 * Ezekiel: We should hit the winners' compartment, eh? Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here! Hah, never!
 * Noah: Come fly with us! Come die with us!

Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2
Noah: And you know this how? Sierra: I called his aunt once. I pretended I was a telemarketer! Noah: Ooooh. Stalker-licious. Noah: What, the fact that we're hosed?
 * Sierra: Did you know that Cody slept with a stuffed Emu named Jerry until he was... Well okay, he still does.
 * Noah: Yeah, this is gonna work.
 * Sierra: This is perfect!

Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan
(a gaping hole forms on the side of the plane, pulling the contestants towards it.) Noah: This one, for example!! Noah: (furious) Seriously?! I mean, seriously?! Noah: Um... what?
 * Noah: (to Owen and his Aerophobia) Stop sweating, lunch box. Air travel is like the 15th safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a deathtrap.
 * (The entire cast is falling off the plane and the music bell rings)
 * Noah: (on why he can't go in the pinball game) I'm, uh... I'm allergic to panda dander. I get hives...
 * (Chris shows the cast the Japanese dub of Total Drama Action.)
 * Noah: (lifelessly) Think of the childre-e-en.

Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better
Tyler: (runs in place due to Owen's weight) I am moving! Noah: (irritated) No, you're miming.
 * Noah: (to Owen, referring to Izzy somersaulting over the ice floes) If Nutsy can do it, we can do it. Come on! (jumps on an ice floe, only to slip and fall flat on his face)
 * Noah: (after Owen gets in sled and talks to Izzy) Okay, Tyler. Time to get moving.

Broadway, Baby!
Noah: (in obvious pain) Finally! Thanks for not noticing that I was missing all night! What am I, Tyler?! Noah: (nudges Tyler) Make a mental note of that, bro!
 * (Owen, sleeping, rolls off of Noah)
 * Lindsay: Ooh! I'll do it for Team Victory! I love it when people call me baby!

Slap Slap Revolution
(Alejandro tosses Izzy on top of Noah) Noah: Ah! And there goes my pelvis. I have to stop Part 1 here because either my computer is glitching, or this blog is too long. Part 2 coming soon!
 * Alejandro: Noah, you make sure Izzy doesn't get in the grinder again!
 * Noah: (taunting) Ha, Cody's got a tiny sausage!
 * Noah: All aboard "Der Veiner Express"!
 * Noah: (laughing) How are the hosen treating ya?