User:RuleroftheBisons97/Rankings

This is my list of rankings for each and every episode of the Total Drama series. However, I will not rate them as that would require more work for me. Anyway, the overall ranking will show how they line up and will be colored coded in case you want to rank them by season. The section tabs list the order in the episode they aired and contain a funniest line section, a reward (marshmallow, Gilded Chris, Barf Bag, Chris Head) for the best contestant in the episode, and one (Dock of Shame, Lame-o-sine ride, Drop of Shame, Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Flush of Shame) for the worst competitor of the episode. The episodes also contain a mini review (rant if you will) which will expand when I publish my own reviews leading up to the Pahkitew. It is a work in progress so check weekly for updates. Overall Ranking= Island= Total Drama Island episodes

Action= Total Drama Action episodes World Tour= Total Drama World Tour episodes Revenge of the Island= All-Stars= Total Drama All-Stars episodes

1. Heroes vs. Villains  - Funniest Line: "Jalapeno? When did you get here?" - Lindsay | Chris Head: Lindsay | Flush: Sam Ever since Hawaiian Punch, I've been longing for the original contestants to compete again, and I was excited for an all-star season. My expectations were really high, and this episode contained an almost perfect blend of veteran-newbie interactions. However, veteran interactions were just forced like Lindsay and Heather discussing Alejandro. If someone didn't know about Alejandro was the secret contestant, then they did now. I thought a blend of challenges from previous seasons was genius, and loved how well these two challenges went together. Alejandro's return and Heather's reaction was epic, and I was hoping for the Heroes to win since I wanted a Courtney vs. Lindsay final two. However, when I said final two, I did not meet final two to be eliminated. Still, Lindsay strengthened her place in my character ranking for choosing to go home instead of continuing in the game. This episode lessened my hatred for Jo, as her Dud-can line actually made me chuckle, if not, snicker. Still, small minor tidbits like Lindsay's elimination ruined this episode for me, and it wasn't as amazing as the others.

2. Evil Dread  - Funniest Line: | Chris Head: Lightning | Flush: I actually really like this episode, and watched it like three times in one day leading up to the next episode. Cameron started to annoy me when he decided to just force Mike to turn into Manitoba Smith. And, ironically, the contestant I despised the most, made me laugh a lot in this episode. Yep, Lightning. He made me laugh so much this episode that he skyrocketed up my rankings. Heather's interactions just came so easily with Lightning, Jo, Gwen, and Alejandro. She really makes this show, and the rivalry was handled amazingly as one didn't constantly gain the upper hand. The Heroic Hamsters' interaction was limited to Mike and Zoey, and even that was sort of boring. Zoey continued to godplay by apparantly being able to throw and have deadly accuracy. Duncan, Courtney, and Sierra did nothing, and Sam annoyed me to no end until he redeemed himself by going to Boney Island (until that experience traumatized him in Food Fright). This episode was ok in my opinion, but not as good as the others. However, The Malevolent One's introduction sold this episode for me.

3. Saving Private Leechball  - Funniest Line: "Avenge me!" - Heather | Chris Head: | Flush:

4. Food Fright  - Funniest Line: "Barf!" - Heather | Chris Head: Duncan | Flush: Sam I don't know why everybody loved this episode. For me, it was just boring. The challenge was all right, but it just seemed as an excuse to cause injury and mayhem. The brighter side of this episode was the reunion of the three bickering Team Amazon females, and Duncan. He rocked this episode, as his confusion over his growing niceness and being a faithful boyfriend despite the fact the Gwen puked on him, made me remember his glory days in TDI. I don't know how, it just did. The addition of Duncan thinking he remembered Mike created a sense of mystery, that literally had me pondering for the week. I loved Cameron's set up for godplay only to fail, but he did in fact cheat as he did not go into the salad spinner. Scourtney being developed disgusted me. There is NO way that Courtney will fall for someone as him. She's about law and order and Scott is sabotage and a farmer. Sam is not an all-star and he really annoyed me to no end. Where did the rivalry with Alejandro come from? He just said enjoy the loser class, plus Alex House was at his second lowest when voicing Alejandro. He sounded like a girl. Overall, it was a nice episode, but not the best.

5. Moon Madness  - Funniest Line: "AGHAGHAGHAGHAGH!" - Scott | Chris Head: Heather | Flush: Gwen This episode was really bad, but only because of the OOC of everyone, especially Zoey and Gwen. Cameron was just plain stupid for confronting Mike about his glasses breaking, and then revealing it was Zoey who told him. And she didn't even admit to, she just looked away. Admit it! Why did The Malevolent One (so much cooler than Mal) temporarily take control if it only affects the animals. The animals were awesome in this episode, especially the beaver, Scott bird, and alligator. Mal didn't even do anything except losing Cameron, and was too stupid to remember that the animals were bipolar at the time. A great subplot was Heather being nice. THAT WAS AWESOME even though it was completely pointless. Gwen was one of the worst things to ever happen in this episode. You have been obsessed with Courtney since the start of the season, but Duncan does it once and you're allowed to break up with him even though he saved you from leeches and tolerated your vomit. Courtney even admitted to letting the deer eat her which I would have watched with her. Another bad thing of this episode: Cameron switching teams? Why? What was the point? He only developed a friendship with Gwen only to be eliminated later.

6. No One Eggspects The Spanish Opposition  - Funniest Line: "We should only bring back the sane contestants." - Chris | Chris Head: Alejandro | Flush: This was one of the best episodes in the series and the season as Aleheather continues to be the best thing that ever happened to Total Drama. Courtney and Scott continued to interact and it was funny when she accidentally hit him while attempting to save him. Ah, how I missed TDI Courtney. Duncan's increasing niceness was great although he did get tiresome with his whole I'm a bad boy routine. Cameron did nothing, and reduced Gwen to a background character alongside him which was okay I guess despite him being on the Villains team contributed to almost nothing. Mike and Zoey were pretty okay too although the two were a tad stupid after Zoey blatantly suggested for her boyfriend to hit himself with a rock. Mike completely contradicted himself when stating "I'll do anything to protect Zoey." which I don't think will work when The Malevolent One comes out. At least we realized his name Mal which fits him as he's a Bad antagonist (These are the jokes, people). Sierra was minor in this episode, but her obsession was sort of unhealthy, but still hilarious. Alejandro and Heather had great interactions throughout the episode, although Heather was a bit OOC when she chose to hide something as valuable as the Chris Head and then bragging about it to Alejandro. The elimination was near perfect although it would have been better if the audience didn't see Alejandro taking the Chris Head. Still, amazing.

7. Suckers Punched  - Funniest Lines: "It is the family code. Never the face. Anything but the face." - Alejandro and Jose & "I like you pretty lady. *laugh* Sleep. - Scott | Chris Head: Alejandro | Flush: Cameron

Another overated episode. Despite the obvious foreshadowing in the beginning of this episode, Alejandro and Jose were great and perfect, and I literally thought it would be a great episode until Cameron spoke. He ruins everything. Duncan had to tell you that it seemed rigged for you to announce it to the whole wide world. Plus, if he would have just stayed shut, then the audience will have gotten the pleasure of watching Izzy beat the so-called brains out of Cameron. But, instead she gets beaten by Mal, The Mistake-lvent One. He did nothing in the episode, except brag about chaos. Seriously, get a life. Oh, he took Mike's. Never mine. Gwen and Courtney making up was just rushed, and sloppy. It could have been better. At least the feud ended. They annoyed me with the fact that they laughed at Duncan for refusing to beat up a helpless blue bird. I felt bad until he brought back the babe-lympics. All these good events were later shattered when SIERRA was eliminated. Hello, Villains, are you guys stupid! Maybe Gwen, Cameron, and Scott (since he was sorta knocked out), but Courtney? ALEJANDRO? Why, eliminate Sierra when she didn't do anything of importance to be a target. Mike was the ONLY one (Zoey does not count, she did nothing) who earned a point for the team. He, realistically, should have been eliminated. Alejandro was exiled to Boney Island, because...he was a threat? Send the threat back to the island with a hidden immunity statue. Sure, that won't make him a threat. However, I think that Chris is just sending people for fun now. Anyway, Gwen's line, "Say Hi to Cody for me" made me feel all warm until she ruined it by glaring at Duncan.

8. You Regatta Be Kidding Me  - Funniest Line: "I guess he wanted a meal. Not a snack" - Scott | Chris Head: Duncan | Flush: Cameron This episode is in the neutral/dislike area of this season's episodes. Mal, the only antagonist that objects fear, wrecks even more stuff and hijacks the Boat of Losers for the regatta. Duncan continues to try and prove that he is a bad boy while Courtney and Gwen try to hide their growing relationship from the others. The puns in this joke just made me cringe, and roll my eyes. To me, Alejandro did not deserve to win, but after looking at the episode, I'm glad he won since his silence did not drive me nuts. Still, he took forever to get up from the boat and actually win the challenge. Stupid, stupid Cameron. Why would you suggest for Zoey to put her life in danger only to beg for Mike to help. Why are Mike and Zoey friends with him anyway. He's literally put their lives in danger to save his butt. Duncan blew up Playa Des Losers, and went out in an awesome way for his character. He came full circle since his debut, and reinforced his status as one in my Top Ten because of it. Despite that, no one really stood out since this episode was bland, forgettable, and just plain boring. However, Scott sorta stood out this episode because his line did make me chuckle until Chris ruined it. Poor Chris. You did not deserve to have your cottage, I mean mansion, I mean place of residence destroyed. Courtney was pretty funny too when she broke away from Gwen. I liked seeing Fang and Chester again, but still bland. Overall, this episode was just forgettable as I can't remember a single thing despite just watching it a few minutes ago.

9. Zeek And Ye Shall Find  - Funniest Line: | Chris Head: Gwen | Flush: Cameron Total Drama has reached its 100th episode! The episode itself while exciting did have some minor issues. The most noteworthy being Scourtney. Why develop it if the relationship was just going to last for two hours? I hate Scourtney, but that was pretty bad writing. I loved Gwen this episode as her fear of being buried alive was great, especially her and Chef's confessional this episode. That intern trying to steal Chris's line was hilarious, along with Chef heading to save Chris. I love episodes where contestants are picked off one by one, so naturally this episode will be in one of my top five. But, besides that, the suspense was great. Cameron dangling from the root over a bottomless pit, Mal heading to crush him with a rock (which would have been even more awesome if the audience hadn't seen Cameron fall), and Malejandro. Alejandro continues to prove that he is simply the Arch Villain, countering all other antagonists including The Wannabe One. Zoey was at her best this episode with a funny line, and actually risking her life to help someone else that wasn't Mike. Once again, Mal does nothing of importance and does another slip-up that makes people question him. Seriously, no one questioned Justin, everyone hated Heather and Courtney, and no one discovered Alejandro that fast. What a lame villain. Either way, he didn't terribly ruin the episode, neither did Feral Zeke, or Cameron. Cameron needs lessons in social skills and needs to be tutored in how to use his supposed brains to discover Mike, accept help when your life is in danger, and not believe everything someone tells you. Still, I guess that's why he's labeled the Bubble Brained Boy, he isn't supposed to have any of that. I only felt slightly bad when he got injured. Despite the forgettable challenge and Mal and Cameron, I thought it was a pretty good episode.

10. The Obsta-Kill Kourse  - Funniest Line: "A wedge of what? Cheese?" - Scott| Chris Head: Alejandro | Flush: Zoey This episode is in the same spot as the Regatta episode. I don't hate it, but I don't like it either. The challenge was sort of good despite not combining two past challenges. Well, I guess the zipline portion could be from The Am-AH-Zon Race. Either way, Courtney, Scott, and Gwen did not have as much screentime, although Scott continues to be comedic relief.

11. Sundae Muddy Sundae  - Funniest Line: "I used to work at an ice cream shop until I was fired for throwing a scoop of raspberry swirl at a customer, but she started it with all of her excuse me, excuse me. I was on my break!" - Courtney | Chris Head: Courtney | Flush: Zoey This episode was really hilarious, and it was amazing to see TDA Courtney again. It's just more Courtney, although she did hit another low when she tried to feed the interns her disgusting sundae and left Zoey to die. There were so many inconsistencies in the episode that my brain hurt for realizing each one. I literally did not like anyone in this episode as Zoey continues to be stupid, Mal does nothing, Scott is just comic relief, and Gwen was just there. Still, nice for her to set the scale even for Courtney. That whole Gwen and Courtney plot went down the flush with Courtney and her development. Thank you All-Stars for destroying any chance of redemption in Courtney's character. Now, for the continuity errors. Courtney stated she had a strong stomach in Chinese Fake-Out, she made it to the final four (for a girl obsessed with wining, how did she not realize that?). Overall, the episode wasn't bad as I originally thought as it was hilarious and TDA Courtney filled me with nostalgia and reminded me that while I enjoy this poor excuse of a human being, others didn't.    12. The Bold and the Booty-ful   - Funniest Line: "Seriously, we put people in there." - Chris | Chris Head: Gwen & Manitoba Smith| Flush: Zoey

13. The Final Wreck-ening  - Funniest Line: | Chris Head: | Flush: