User:Rainbowderp01/Not Quite Famous (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The Killer Bass finally dodged their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, it was Noah the know-it-all who didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population: Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Lindsay: Okay. This is so way beyond bad. I'm out of fake tanner already!

Gwen: [sarcastically] Whoa, that's tragic, Lindsay.

Lindsay: Now I have to actually, like, suntan. In the sun! Do you realize how shriveled and wrinkly that can make your skin? Oh, you totally do.

[alarm blares]

Chris: [over loudspeaker] All right, campers! Enough beauty sleep! Time to show us what you're made of!

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Lindsay: Are we gonna see a musical? I love musicals. Especially the ones with singing and dancing. Heh.

Trent: Gwen! Saved you a seat.

Gwen: Thanks.

Cody: W-W-Whoa! Uh, heh.

Lindsay: [blows kiss]

Heather: Mm!

Lindsay: Oh! [spits]

Chris: Welcome to our brand new deluxe state-of-the-art outdoor ampitheater! Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite. A talent contest!

Owen: Yes! Awesome!

Chris: Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers.

Katie and Sadie: [squealing]

Chris: These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, as long as it's legal.

[snap]

Chris: You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Grand Master Chef, who will show his approval via the Chef-o-Meter.

[ding ding ding ding ding ding]

Chris: The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck.

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[whistle blows]

Heather: Okay. I'm the team captain, so here's how it's going to work.

Gwen: Wait. Who said you were team captain?

Lindsay: She did, just now.

Heather: Lindsay, Beth, and I took a vote and I won.

Gwen: Threatening them to vote for you isn't exactly democratic.

Trent: Hey. Snagged you an extra muffin.

Heather: Trent. You're cool with me leading this project, aren't you?

Trent: Right on, go for it.

Heather: Good. Beth, Lindsay, and I will be the judges.

Gwen: [sighs] Whatever.

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[music plays]

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[glug glug glug]

Trent: Are you gonna audition?

Gwen: Doubtful. You should be in this though. I heard you the other night by the dock. You're really good.

Owen: [burping] A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Zed!

Justin, Cody, and Trent: Yeah, man!

Owen: Yes!

Trent: That was excellent, man.

Heather: [scoffs] Well, you're not going to do that in the contest, that's disgusting.

Trent: You know how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go?

Owen: I can also toot Beethoven's 5th!

Beth: No, no, no!

Lindsay: No, Owen...

Heather: Where are you going?

Gwen: Anywhere that's not here.

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[whistle music]

Chris: Man, that is weak.

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[ballet music]

[clapping]

Heather: Thank you. Ahem.

Lindsay: Oh, I vote for Heather to be in the contest!

Beth: I second that!

Heather: Guys, that's so sweet! Okay, so I guess I'm in. Why doesn't everyone take five? [to Lindsay] I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret?

Lindsay: Oh my gosh, definitely. My sister got diarrhea once on a date and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom and I've never told a soul. Uh, oops. Sorry, Paula...

Heather: Gwen's up to something ''serious. ''I want you to follow her and report back to me.

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Lindsay: Serious? Yeah, seriously boring. Ooh, that's not boring.

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[spiritual music]

Killer Bass: Oh... [gasps]

Geoff, Harold, Duncan, Sadie, Katie, and Bridgette: [clapping]

Courtney: Fine. Sign him up. Next.

Bridgette: Me! I can stand on my hands for twenty minutes. Watch!

Courtney: Okay, that'd be cute if you were a monkey. I just don't think it's quite what we're looking for. Next!

Harold: [inhales sharply]

Courtney: Next!

Harold: [sighs loudly]

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Heather: [over walkie talkie] Lindsay, come in. What did you find out, over? Lindsay, where are you?!

Lindsay: Uh, on my way back! Under!

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[rock music]

Katie, Sadie, and Harold: [cheering]

Bridgette: Well, I guess it's Geoff, DJ's ribbon thing, and your solo.

Geoff: I'm gonna be on TV, man!

Bridgette: You're.. Already on TV, Geoff.

Geoff: Oh yeah. Hello out there, dudes!

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