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Island Contestants: Owen, Izzy, Gwen, Heather, Al, Cody, Sierra and Harold

ROTI Contestants: Cammy-Bear, Dawn, Brick and Staci

PI Contestants: Sky, Dave, Jasmine, Shawn, Sugar, Leonard, Beardo, Max, Amy, Sparemy, Ella and Keith (Sky’s Boyfriend)

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Dawn, Brick, Beardo and Harold all get eliminated very early in the series (to give their fandoms a false hope spot)

Sugar states that during the gap between seasons, she was friendzoned by Leonard (“He said if he keeps his virginity till he turns 30, he’ll become a real wizard, don’t look so surprised, Fresh TV will probably make a similar joke”) she goes after Owen, Due to the fact that Brainzilla dumped him, Izzy doesn't know that they broke up and a plot consuming love triangle ensues (Owizzy gets back together)

Cody (believing that he has a chance) threatens Cameron to stay away from "his" Gwen ("I've been waiting six seasons for a moment like this!") Gwen finds out, beats Cody to a pulp and hooks up with Cameron, when he is about to be eliminated, Sierra quits to be her “Cody-wody’s” nurse

Sky is responsible for the eliminations of Keith and Ella (only because she wants to try again with Dave)

Dave moves on and hooks up with Samey while Sky doesn't and develops a Annie Wilkes/Sierra/School Days style obsession for him

Staci mutates (but only gets multiple mouths)

The Final two are Max and Samey. The only contestants who vote for Max in the finale are Sugar, Sky and Amy, but he wins (Chris says voting this time is like golf, the lowest score wins) It ends with Canada turning into an Orwellian dictatorship run by Max (and it’s now called Maximilia)

Sugar makes it to the final four

Sierra goes through Cody-withdrawals (they are on separate teams) and sees Shawn as her Hobody (Hobo Cody)

Pre-Merge Eliminations

Keith

Beardo

Jasmine

Ella

Harold

Dawn

Brick

Heather and Al

Cody and Sierra

Staci