User:Rainbowderp01/Down and Outback (Transcript)

Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race... Our teams were sent to the big house, and friends became enemies. Enemies became friends. And with the power of love inside him, Devin won the chance to call his special lady, and she dumped him. Wait for it...

Devin: [crying]

Don: There it is. It was really sad. And it still is. Which team's gonna get dumped this week...?

Devin: [continues crying]

Don: Ugh, this is too sad to watch.

Devin: [continues crying]

Don: That's better. This is... The Ridonculous Race!

[ding]

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[ Theme song ]

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Don: We're back in Australia, and the winners of last round are the first to take a travel tip.

Devin: [crying]

Carrie: Hey. Maybe grabbing the first tip will cheer you up. You wanna try? Just, you wanna try grabbing it?

Devin: [crying]

[buzz, ding]

Carrie: Or I can get it. Yeah, I-I-I'll just get it.

Devin: [aside] [crying]

Carrie: [aside] Shelley dumped Devin, which is horrible. But also amazing! He might not think it's amazing yet, but he will. Just watch.

Devin: [crying]

Carrie: Come on, it's not the end of the world. You've got so many people who care about you.

Devin: Hey. You're right. I-I mean, I bet she didn't even dump me. I probably misheard her!

Carrie: Uh...

Devin: Just wait 'til I tell Shelley about this. We are gonna laugh and laugh!

Carrie: Well, that backfired.

Chet: Move already! Me and my awesome bro are up! [interview] We used to hate each other big time. But now we're Super Bros Ultimate Supreme Edition.

Lorenzo: [interview] We have our own theme song!

Chet and Lorenzo: [interview] Step Brothers! Step Brothers! We're the Step Brothers!

Lorenzo: [interview] We even made tattoos with each other's faces in markers. Permanent markers.

Chet: [interview] Uh... I thought we were doing our own faces.

[buzz, ding]

Chet: It's an All In.

Lorenzo: "Bunny Bagging". Bunny bagging?

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Don: Yes, bunny bagging. These fluffy fellers seem cute, but they're considered thieving rodents to Australian farmers. The Ozzies put up fences, but they still get in. Each team must collect ten rabbits in a sack and turn them into this jolly fellow.

Farmer: [panting]

Don: And as an added bonus, somewhere on this farm is an albino bunny. The team that find it can skip directly to the next challenge.

Rock: Let's save this farm!

Step Brothers and Devin: Whoo!

[various cheering]

Brody: [grunts] Here, albino, bino, bino! Don't worry, bud. We'll get those rabbits.

Jacques: Into the bag. [screaming] A little help?

Josee: Not now, I'm busy glaring.

MacArthur: Wha?

Josee: [interview] They boomeranged us.

Jacques: [interview] We boomeranged them.

Josee: [interview] I want revenge! Winning's no longer enough. I need to be the one that makes them lose!

Jacques: [interview] I think winning is still enough.

Josee: [interview] You're wrong! [real time] Oh, uh, hey there, buddy. You mind if I borrow some of your makeup? [chuckles]

Ennui: Don't pretend to be friendly. It's gross. But you can use my makeup if you tell me where you scored that unitard.

Rock: A'ight, fluffy ears. Just keep doing what you're doing.

[crack]

Rock: Ah! Oh, my ankle! I needed that!

Spud: Dude, you okay?

Rock: It's all right. I got two legs, so I can--

[crack]

Rock: Ah! Again!

Spud: Man, why are there so many rabbit holes around here?

Ryan: I got you!

[bunny giggles]

Stephanie: Wow. Big strong man caught a bunny.

[bunny grunts]

Ryan: We only got two? There's gotta be an easier... whoa. What is Ennui doing?

Ennui: Ugh, Crimson. It's happening again.

Crimson: [interview] Cute and fluffy animals love Ennui. It's adorable.

Ennui: [interview] I don't wanna talk about it.

Crimson: [interview] We hate adorable.

Ennui: Ugh. Your affection revolts me.

Chet: There's one! Grab it!

Lorenzo: Uh... [aside] I thought it was a kangaroo, but Chet's the smart one. I mean, I didn't wanna look dumb. [real time] I've never seen a rabbit like this before. Maybe it's the albino.

Chet: [aside] I didn't think it was the albino rabbit because it wasn't white or a rabbit, but Lorenzo's the smart one, so... [real time] Yep! An albino rabbit! That's what that is!

Lorenzo: [grunts] [groans] Ugh! Make it stop! Ah! Is anything more painful than this?!

Spud: Does this hurt?

[crack]

Rock: [screams]

Spud: Ah, okay. Uh... does this hurt?

Rock: [screams]

Spud: Oh, I know what's wrong. I don't know what I'm doing!

Rock: [aside] So, I'm like, the front man of the band, and Spud's more like... the soda machine at the concert venue. If he's gonna step up, he's gotta do it right now.

Spud: Here, bunny! It's tasty, see?

[crunch]

Spud: Mm! Mm...

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MacArthur: Freeze! Everyone down on the ground! Hands behind your ears! That's right, bunnies, the salad bar's closed.

Jacques: I don't understand. How is giving up one of our rabbits going to sabotage them?

Josee: Watch and learn.

[puff puff]

Sanders: That's the last one.

MacArthur: [gasps] It's the ring leader.

Sanders: But we have more than enough rabbits right here.

MacArthur: We got a runner!

Sanders: MacArthur, wait! Oh... stop!

Josee and Jacques: [interview] [laughing]

Josee: [interview] Take that, junior pigs!

Devin: Yes! Shelley is gonna be so proud!

Carrie: I don't think she's going to care, she broke up with you, remember?

Devin: Ha ha ha, Carrie, come on. That was a misunderstanding.

Carrie: I remember her breaking up with you act--

Devin: No, she didn't!

Carrie: I heard her voice and she literally said--

Devin: I can't hear you! Na na na na na!

Stephanie: [interview] Why do people let breakups affect them? Just forget it and move on.

Ryan: [interview] Get over it and get on with it.

Stephanie: [interview] That's what I just said.

Ryan: [interview] And I said it better!

Devin: Na na na na na na!

Carrie: I feel like this isn't going well.

Spud: Relax, dude's just going through the seven stages.