User blog comment:Misstditylerfan/Newsletter is Officially Returning!/@comment-3220924-20111127021238

I'll also apply for 2 positions. :)

The first one will be Mini fanfics. Here is my sample:

Alejandro looked at Heather. "She's so beautiful," he thought, as he watched her sleep. The sunlight brightened up her face, as if she wasn't already beautiful. Heather's eyes began to flutter, as she opened her eyes, slowly. "Hola, amigo," I said with a warm grin, welcoming her.

Heather raised an eyebrow. Even though my feelings for her were real, I'm sure she didn't return it. "Um, what? Oh, hey Al," she said, whilst rolling her eyes. She yawned and stretched out her hands. Oh, how beautiful she looked. Like a baby, just stretching, getting ready for the day. Her silky, raven pony-tail hair fluttered through her shoulders, and her pale skin shined through the morning sun.

"What are you looking at?" she said with a confused expression.

I widened my eyes. I couldn't tell her how I felt, it would ruin everything. I needed to act as if nothing had happened. "Oh, nothing," I said. "You're just... really, really ugly."

Heather rolled her eyes.

Anyways, the next one is advice column. Here's my sample:

''Dear OHF, So, basically, one user was making fun of me in the IRC, and the other thought he was joking, so they laughed along with him. He was joking, but I felt really hurt. I don't want to tell him how I felt, because I think others might think that I'm really sensitive, and not joke with me. That's not true, it's just that his jokes really hurt. What can I do without seeming like a sensitive sissy?

Thanks, --Heartbroken.''

''Dear Heartbroken, You're definetly in a dilema right now. I understand where you're coming from, but I think the best choice will be to tell the person in PM how you felt about the jokes, and not to do them again. Tell them you're not sensitive, it's just that you were really hurt. Don't do it in public, because as you said, most people will think of you as sensitive. Ask the user not to tell others, and like you said, because they'll think you can't take a joke. Chances are, he won't tell anyone, and the hurtful jokes will stop. However, if they don't stop, I think you should tell an admin or chat mod to tell him to stop, or deal with the situation.

Best of luck, OHF.''

And those are my positions. Please pick me! :)