User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 16: I Curse the Pains Down in Africa

Charismic Chimeras: Diego, Elyse, Flynn, Fred, Kaele, Luna, Michael, Tristan, Viviana 9/10

Chris is sitting watching a show with his cannon Gloria, as he notices the camera.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Domination, we were in Philadelphia. The contestants had to fight ChefTron 2000 and steal the Declaration of Independence and  well, let's just say that Elyse came out on top in both of those challenges, and in the end, you gave Flannery a trip back home. Didn't you Glor. What will happen this time? Will I stop getting interrupted during private moments? Find out on this edition of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Viviana is having a dream. In this dream, she is walking through a labyrinth, when she turns a corner, she hears the voice of a little girl.

Girl: HELP ME!

Viviana: What? Who was that?

Girl: HELP ME!

Viviana, confused, runs all the way to the end of the corridor. She turns another corner and sees a door. A little creeped out at this point, she hesitates a little before opening the door. In this room, it is dark, so she turns on the lights. She sees the little girl, being held by this big monsterous creature.

Girl: HELP ME!

Viviana: Don't worry! I've got you!

Viviana goes up to save the little girl. She pulls, but loses an arm. That's when Elyse wakes her up.

Elyse: Wake up!

Elyse shakes Viviana. Viviana wakes wakes up and then yawns.

Viviana: What?

Elyse: Well, you looked like you were in distress, so I kinda sorta thought it would be a good idea to wake you up.

Viviana: *Smiles* It's okay. I kind of was having a bad dream.

Elyse: Okay. Well, what was it about?

Viviana: Oh, I was saving this little girl, but I lost an arm.

Elyse: Oh. Well that sounds rather uplesant. Kinda reminds me of a dream I once had. In it I was like 50 feet tall, and I was destroying Montreal...

Viviana: How is that like my dream?

Elyse: I don't know, I was just trying to have a good conversation.

Viviana: *Smiles* Okay, well why don't we talk about something else?

Elyse: Okay, um...I know! What would you do if you won the money?

Viviana: That's easy. I would use the money to help my family. Having 5 siblings and 2 distant parents isn't easy.

Elyse: Heh, I know what it's like to have distant parents, or at least a distant parent. But I don't know what it's like to have siblings, I'm an only child.

Viviana: Hah! sometimes I wish I was an only child. Then maybe I would'nt have to work as much as I do.

Elyse: But don't you love your family?

Viviana: Yah, they can get on your nerves sometimes, but at the end of the day we all love each other. At least me and my siblings love each other.

Elyse: Really? What about your parents? don't you at least respect them?

Viviana: Well, it's complicated. You see, it's like they're there but they're not there. They're the kind of parents that say that they like my youngest sister's artwork without looking at it.

Elyse: Or the kind of parents that promise that they'll be there for your games but they never are?

Viviana: Exactly.

Elyse: Wow. And I thought I had issues.

Viviana: At least your mom has a respectable job as a doctor. My dad is a car salesman and my mom is an insurance agent. Lately they just haven't been bringing home the bacon, so I had to get a job at an Apple store just to support my family.

Elyse: What's happened to us? My mom never gives me the attention that I deserve, so I've become this bully, and your parents sound so bad, and you've become this workaholic.

Viviana: *Sigh* I don't know. I guess we did what we had to at least in our own eyes just to get through life.

Elyse: It's sad, really.

Viviana: Yes, it is.

Elyse: You know, maybe we're not so different after all.

Viviana: Yah, maybe. Say, you wanna go grab a bite to eat, friend?

Elyse: Sure, friend.

Viviana and Elyse head to head to the dining hall to go and get something to eat. Diego already in the dining hall sitting on the corner of a table, staring at the bracelet around his wrist. Kaelehad just came back to get her computer when she noticed him.

Kaele: Hey Diego, what's up?

Diego: What do you want?

Kaele: Woah hey, I just want to know, why are you acting so secretive lately?

Diego: Why do you care?

Kaele: Honestly, I think it's a little weird how I've literally saved your life 3 times, and you haven't even thanked me, and then last time, you were uber protective of this locket, and we got to what happened last challenge. I'm just curious.

Diego: Well, you know what it's like to be distant from your family? You feel like nobody cares about you and you just want to die?

Kaele: Well, I personally can't vouch for the last one, but I do know what it's like to be deperssed. That was a very dark time in my life.

Diego: Well, it hurts when you realize nobody in your life loves you anymore...

Kaele: Woah wait, WHAT? I was depressed because nobody wanted to hang out with me. I had like amost no friends, but I always knew my parents loved me.

Diego: Well you see for me, that's debatable.

Kaele: What do you mean debatable?

Suddenly, Viviana and Elyse walk in.

Viviana: Hey guys, what are you talking about?

Just as Kaele opens her mouth...

Diego: Nothing!

Diego gets up and runs away.

Elyse: What's his problem?

Kaele: Frankly, I'd like to know myself.

Viviana: Okay, well, we're here because we haven't eaten lunch yet. Got anything leftover?

Kaele: Sure, over there.

Meanwhile...

Fred: So, where do we go from here?

Tristan: Well that blond girl, the one who voted me out has an idol.

Fred: Wait, Kaele has an idol?

Tristan: Yes.

Fred: How do you know this?

Tristan: Back in the Galapagos Islands, I saw it sticking out of her pocket. Anyways...

Fred: And you never thought to steal it?

Tristan: I was going to when we were on the same team, then Scotland happened.

Fred: Oh.

Tristan: Anyways moving on, the other girl, depending on the challenge, she could be an option, but I say that the guy is the easiest one for us to target.

Fred: Him? Really?

Tristan: Yes, really. Have I got a story for you about him. One day, he was so fed up with his teacher, that he made her go insane. Then he became this different person. Now, he has since gotten therapy since the incident, but I say if we can unlock his true potential, then that should put him in the crosshairs with the others. I saw all the episodes I wasn't in and trust me, what he pulled in Bermuda won't fly again.

Fred: Okay, so the plan is we get this Flynn guy to crack, we get invincibilty, and then have the rest take care of itself?

Tristan: Yep!

Fred: Sounds like a plan.

Fred gets up and goes back to his seat, as he does, he runs in to Kaele, who has just gotten back from the dining hall.

Fred: Ugh, you again

Kaele: Get away creep!

Fred: With pleasure.

Flynn sees this. The two go their separate ways.

Luna: Oh...hey Kae.

Flynn: What happened? It looks like something happened.

Kaele: Oh, it's just Diego was there, and he told me that it's "debatable" whether his parents ever loved him at all.

Luna: Woah.

Kaele: Uh, yah.

Flynn: Well maybe that's just how he feels, but in reality, that's not the truth.

Kaele: Yah, maybe. Or maybe...hmmm.

Luna: Hmm...what?

Kaele: Or maybe there's a missing piece to this puzzle, something that we're just not seeing.

Flynn: I wouldn't rule that out.

Just then, Michael gets back from the bathroom.

Michael: Hey guys.

Kaele: Hey.

Michael: What are you talking about?

Luna: Diego.

Michael: Oh. I don't really trust that guy. Oh hey, did you know he has an idol, he gave it to Fred?

Flynn: How do you know that?

Michael: Because, in Rome, I heard Fred talking about it to Viviana, and then just before we got to that Amish place, when I was chasing after Viviana after she stole my Demon, I saw him holding soething that resembled Chris'es hair up in font of Fred. I'm not for ceratin, but if he was really that desparate, he wouldn't be giving away his idol like that.

Luna: Makes sense.

Kaele: Are you sure he's in cahoots with Fred?

Michael: No, I can't say for certain, I only saw them together for a split second out of the corner of my eye.

Flynn: That's interesting.

Conf: Flynn: Interesting, very interesting. You know, if I could prove that Fred is in cahoots with Diego and steal his idol, I could easily get him out as revenge for what he did to Kaele. Oh, you think I don't know about what he did to Kaele? Well, I don't. Not exactly anyways, but my powers of reading emotions do tell me that Kaele doesn't like Fred. Obviously, something happened between them when they were on the same team, and that's good enough for me.

Chris: *Intercom* Contestants, cargo hold in 10, chop chop.

10 minutes later, everyone was in the cargo hold.

Chris: Okay, so can anyone guess where we are?

Viviana: Somewhere on earth?

Chris: Yes Viviana. Could you be more specific?

Elyse: *Whispering to Viviana* Watch this. *To Chris* Somewhere that isn't the last place we were at?

Chris facepalms himself.

Chris: Are you trying to make me look bad?

Elyse: Yes.

Chris: *Sigh* I've gotta learn to stop walking into things like that. Anyways, Chef!

Chef opens the door. Outside waiting for them is Mount Kilimanjaro. At the base, there is a hanglider, a pickup truck, a motorcycle, a bicycle (Colored pink with a glittery basket, streamers, and a really dumb looking bell), a unicycle, an elephant (Which had just sat on an intern), a pogo stick, a donkey, a skateboard.

Tristan: I call dibs on the pogo stick!

Elyse: I WANT THE MOTORCYCLE!

Kaele: I would like the elephant please.

Chris: Now hang on! I haven't even told you your challenge yet.

Viviana: Really? Because it seems kind obvious you want us to climb this mountain with one of those um...vehicles.

Chris: Yes yes, but that is not your first challenge of the day. Your first challenge is to bring me back an animal that lives here in Tanzania.

Elyse: Um, I just saw a bug. Does that count?

Chef: No no no, it has to be one of the animals on these here postcards. Now y'all hurry up and pick a card, any card.

Chris: Yes yes, and if you think you need any help catching said beast, you can get supplies from that crate over there.

Viviana: *Fake coughing* Running out of ideas. *Fake coughing*

Chris: I heard that. Oh, and did I forget to mention that the first one back with their animal gets first pick of vehicle, second one back gets second pick, and so on?

The contestants grab cards from Chef's big, boney hands.

Elyse: What the heck is this thing?

Viviana: That's a meerkat. Have you ever seen the Lion King?

Elyse: Oh, yes have. I remember now. These things don't look very tough. I think I can handle'em all on my own.

Viviana: Okay, but you might regret it. Just saying.

Elyse: Yah, don't think so. Later.

Viviana: You know what, why don't we stick close by, we could help each other out if need be.

Elyse: Sure, I'm heading that way.

Viviana: Alright, see you over there. Now, let's see what I've got...An ostrich. Let's see what we've got in this crate. A hose, a pair of garden shears, a box of crayons. Seriously how does any of this stuff help you catch an animal in the African wildnerness?

Chris: It doesn't, but it helps the ratings if you actually take them.

Viviana: Well no thank you. Hmmmmmmmm...A net, a shovel, and a pair of binoculars. I guess this stuff is better than nothing.

Michael: I've got a cheetah.

Viviana: Oh boy.

Michael: Hey! I bet I can catch it on my own! *Whispering* Might wanna take a couple cans of Demon though. *Normal voice* Let's see what we've got in here. *Rumages around in the crate* A tranq gun! perfect!

Tristan: Please be a hyena, Please be a hyena, Please be a Hyena....YES! I got a hyena! Brilliant! I'll name him Buddy.

Chef: Um son, you ain't allowed to keep the animals.

Tristan: Yah yah yah.

Fred: I've got a giraffe.

Tristan: You should be able to find one at Toys R' Us. Oh wait.

Fred: HAHA. Seriously though, I have no idea what I'm going to use to get a giraffe.

Tristan looks in the crate.

Tristan: How about these tranq darts?

Fred: What tranq darts?

Tristan: Right here, in this crate. Looks like somone left them here.

Fred: Thanks. Hey, don't you want something from this crate?

Tristan: Nope! I've got everything I need here in this sack.

Fred: Alright.

Fred reaches into the crate and grabs the darts. Meanwhile...

Luna: Oh cute...I've got the African...wild dog!...Look Kaele, doesn't it look cute?

Kaele: Yah, it does.

Luna: So...what animal...do you got?

Kaele: I've got the elephant.

Luna: Oh my...do you need help with that?

Kaele: Nah, I've got it covered. I know how to speak elephant.

Luna: Oh my...You do?...Maybe you could teach me...some time.

Kaele: Yah, maybe. But not right now though, I've gotta go. Here, here's  a dog whistle.

Luna: Thanks.

Flynn: A gray parrot. Should be easy enough. I think I'll follow Fred first.

Diego: A lion. That's just great.

Diego walks over to the crate and reaches in and finds a gun. He pulls the trigger and a flag that says "bang" and some confetti shoots out.

Diego: Yah, that figures.

Diego reaches in again and pulls out a butterfly net.

Diego: Yah, this would be useful. IF I WAS TRYING TO CATCH BUTTERFLIES!

Diego reaches in again, and finds some catnip.

Diego: Okay, this I could work with. I think. It's not like there's anything better in this crate.

Meanwhile, Elyse has found a group of meerkats. She crouches down, hiding from her prey. She waits before one gets close to her. That's when she pounces.

Elyse: Hah! I got you!

She doesn't got it.

Elyse: What? where is it? I could've sworn I had one, it was right here!

She looks around, ony to find the holes that the meerkats wandered into.

Elyse: Maybe Viviana was right. Maybe this is going to be tougher than I thought.

Meanwhile, Viviana is not far off in a tree, searching for an ostrich with her binoculars.

Viviana: Where is it? Where is it? Ah hah! Wait, that doesn't look right.

Viviana finds a baby ostrich, but apon further inspection, sees that its' foot is caught between two rocks.

Viviana: Oh, I'd better go help it.

Viviana goes to help the baby ostrich...

Viviana: There there, I've got you little guy.

...when she notices something lurking in the distance.

Viviana: What was that?

She looks through her binaculars, but the grass is so high, that she can barely see anything. Suddenly, a leopard jumps out of the bushes. Viviana, scared, hits it with her shovel, it gets knocked down, but it gets back up.

Viviana: HELP!

Suddenly, Elyse comes out of the tall grass and rams into the leopard just as it pounces, scared of Elyse, it runs away.

Viviana: Thanks.

Elyse: No problem. Hey, you need some help there?

Viviana: Yah, I probably could.

Together, the two girls free the ostrich from the rocks. Elyse helps Viviana carry the the ostrich back to Chris. Meanwhile, Michael has just spotted a bunch of cheetahs.

Michael: Alright, now just need to...

Michael pulls the trigger on the tranq gun, but no darts come out.

Michael: What the?

He examines the gun. He then tries to fix it, but in the process he accidently shoots himself, as there was one dart left.

Michael: Well, at least now I know this thing works. I think I'm going to go to sleep now.

Tristan is hiding in patch of grass, sneaking up on a pack of hyenas.

Tristan: Wait for it aaaaaaand...

Tristan jumps in fornt of the hyenas. He chases them down until he is able to corner one by some rocks. When he does, he grabs a gasmask and then throws smoke bombs on the ground, which makes it more calm.

Tristan: There there little buddy. You are now my pet.

The hyena, still a little scared of Tristan, tries to run away, but Tristan grabs it and gives it a hug before it can.

Tristan: Yah, you're not getting out of this. Come on now, let's have some real fun!

Meanwhile...

Kaele: Okay Mr. Wiggles, it is time. You see that elephant over there? I am going to catch it! Well, actually, I'm going to get it back to Chris, but same thing.

Kaele goes up to one elephant and makes her famous dying whale noises, trying to tell the elephant "Come with me" however, this elephant gets up and goes off in the other direction.

Kaele: Wait, come back! What'd I say?

She stares at Mr. Wiggles.

Kaele: No, of course I said it right!

She chases after the elephant, but it continues to ignore her. Meanwhile, Viviana and Elyse have just gotten back with Viviana's ostrich.

Chris: And Viviana, you get first choice...

Viviana: Yah yah, dibs on the truck. Elyse, do you need any help with the meerkats?

Elyse: No.

Viviana: You sure?

Elyse: Yep! I've got a plan this time!

Viviana: Okay.

Meanwhile, Diego has found a pride of lions, and laid down some catnip not to far from them.

Diego: Well, this may not be the smartest idea I've had, but it's not like a pair of safety scissors was the best choice either.

One of the lions come up to the catnip. However, one of the other lions come up to Diego to get the catnip from him.

Diego: Ay carumba.

Diego turns around and runs. Meanwhile, Luna has just found a pack of African wild dogs.

Luna: They are really are cute...but I probably wouldn't want one as a pet. Oh well, here goes.

Luna blows the dog whistle, but nothing happens.

Luna: This thing...must be busted.

Suddenly, the entire pack rushes toward Luna looks behind her and notices a wildbeast.

Luna: Yipe!...They must be after that wildabeast. I'd better get out of the way.

Luna gets out of the way of the dogs, and runs in to Diego, who now has visible scratches on his face and arms.

Luna: What happened...to you?

Diego: The lions, they're after me!

Luna: Oh my...You need help?

Diego: Sure. I guess.

Luna: Okay.

Luna walks up to the lions with an angry look on her face.

Luna: NOW YOU LISTEN, AND YOU LISTEN GOOD! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE THE KING OF THE JUNGLE, THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND CHASING AFTER SOMEONE! YOU'VE GOT THAT?

The lions back down.

Luna: GOOD, NOW ONE OF YOU GO TO CHRIS, AND...

Just then, one of the wild dogs comes up to Luna and licks her face.

Luna: Okay, nevermind. Now, one of you lions follow follow him. *She points at Diego*

One of the lions volunteers and goes up to Diego.

Diego: Um, thanks.

Luna: No problem.

Fred has just found a herd of giraffes, but there's just one BIG problem.

Fred: How am I going to hit a giraffe with these tranq darts? You know in hindsight, I probably should've gotten the gun that comes with these darts.

Little does he know that Flynn is right behind him.

Flynn: Okay, now what am I going to use to distract Fred? Let's see now, I've got this stick. No, that won't work. There's a rock over there. No, I don't wanna kill him.

Suddenly, he glances over at Fred, and sees him holding up the tranq darts.

Flynn: PERFECT!

Fred: What was that?

Flynn: OP! *Covers mouth and gets down*

Fred turns around and looks in the general direction where he heard the noise, but sees nothing.

Fred: Okay, that was strange. Oh well, better get back to this challenge.

Flynn: Phew.

Suddenly, Fred sneaks up behind Flynn.

Fred: Yah, thought so.

Flynn, scared, turns around.

Flynn: What, me? I was just looking for a parrot.

Fred: Yah, not buying it.

Fred tries to stab Flynn with one of the darts, but Flynn grabs his arm before he can, takes the dart out of his hand, and instead stabs him with it.

Fred: Why you little...

Flynn: Nighty night.

Fred collapses on the ground.

Flynn: Now, to find the idol.

Flynn unzips Fred's jacket, and starts looking in the pockets. Suddenly, an elephant comes galloping by, with Kaele right behind it. She sees Flynn rumaging through Fred's pockets.

Kaele: What are you doing?

Flynn: Oh, I uh, was just searching for a bird whistle in Fred's pockets.

Kaele: And he's on the ground because?

Flynn: Because I got in a fight with him. He totally started it, I was totally acting in self defense.

Kaele peers down and sees the tranq dart sticking out of Fred's arm.

Kaele: And you knocked him out with the dart?

Flynn: Yes!

Kaele: Okay. Whelp, I've got an elephant to catch.

Flynn: You go do that.

Kaele continues after the elephant. Little did they know that there was a third party watching this conversation.

Conf: Kaele: Yah, I'm not sure if I can trust Flynn here. I know he said he has bipolar disorder, but that doesn't excuse what he did to Fred, and I know I'm not the biggest fan of Fred, but he just lost some major credibility points with me.

Conf: Tristan: Mwahahaha! I was going to...but Flynn hahaha! Oh, don't get me wrong, I feel bad for Fred, but Flynn, you just gave me the perfect ammunition to work with.

He pulls out a recorder and presses a button, it plays part of the conversation between Flynn and Kaele.

Meanwhile, Elyse has just set up a trap for the meerkats. She has taken a box and and a stick, along with some string and put some food underneath the box.

Elyse: Come on, come and get it! Just get into the box.

Suddenly, a meerkat comes out and goes for the food. Elyse pulls the string, and the box comes tumbling down.

Elyse: HA! I caught it!

Elyse goes to lift up the box, but she sees nothing.

Elyse: What happened?

Suddenly, the meerkat jumps out of the box and runs away from Elyse.

Elyse: You get back here!

Elyse follows the meerkat, but it goes dirctly into its' hole. Elyse sticks her arm in the hole, but she feels nothing.

Elyse: Dangit!

Meanwhile, Michael has just woken up from his nap. A vulture is hanging over him.

Michael: Shoo! Go away, I'm not dead. Okay, now it's time. This time, I'm going to get a cheetah.

Michael looks over and sees a couple cheetahs still there. He aims his gun and pulls the trigger, but again no darts come out.

Michael: What is wrong with this thing?

Michael pulls the trigger a few more times, but nothing. He then decides it's time for plan b and chugs a couple cans of demon. Later, Michael, in his state, picks out one cheetah in particular and says:

Michael: Hey Chester! Yah I'm talking to you big ugly! You wanna go?

Michael does pushups in front of the cheetah. The cheetah scared, runs away.

Michael: Hey, come back here!

Michael runs after the cheetah. Meanwhile, Diego, Luna, and Tristan had just gotten back to Chris with their animals.

Chris: Diego, Luna, Tristan, you guys get the next three choices. The truck is already off the board.

Diego: Eh, I'll go with the skateboard.

Luna: The hanglider.

Tristan: The pogo stick!

Chris: Okaaaaaay, interesting choice there, Tristan.

Tristan: Slow and steady wins the race.

Just then, Elyse shows up with no meerkat.

Viviana: What happened?

Elyse: I don't wanna talk about it.

Viviana: You sure you don't need help?

Elyse: Has anyone taken the motorcycle yet?

Chris: Nope!

Elyse: Then nope! It's the principle of the thing!

Viviana: I repeat, you sure you don't need help?

Elyse: No. I need my grappling hook and crowbar. I don't need any help catching those little pipsqueaks!

Viviana: You sure about that?

Elyse: Positive.

Viviana: Okay.

Meanwhile, Kaele is still chasing after the elephant.

Kaele: Oh come on...you've gotta...get tired...eventually.

Just then, Michael and the cheetah he's racing, apparently, run right in front of the elephant. The elephant gets spooked, turns around, and runs the other way.

Kaele: Oh no!

Kaele turns around and runs the other way. Later Kaele, tired, in a last desparte attempt turns around and makes more whale noises. This time the elephant listens to her and comes to a halt.

Kaele: Good. Now *whale noises*

Together, Kaele and the elephant make a beeline for Chris. Meanwhile, Fred has just woken up. Flynn is long gone.

Fred: Curse that Flynn. Now I'm behind. I've just gotta find a way to bag a giraffe. How on Earth does one do that?

Suddenly, Tristan and his hyena come out of a bush.

Tristan: You need help?

Fred: Sure. But what about you?

Tristan: Oh, I caught Buddy a long time ago, and showed him to Chris. Hey, I also saw what happened between you and Flynn.

Fred: What? Why didn't you help me then?

Tristan: Well actually, I had just gotten there after the deed was done, but it worked out perfectly for us, Flynn gave us some ammo to work with.

Tristan pulls the recorder out of his sack and presses the play button.

Fred: Oh, okay, that's awesome! Also, you named your hyena?

Tristan: Oh yah, Buddy and me are going to be best friends forever!

He hugs Buddy.

Fred: Alright, so you ready to help me?

Tristan: Buddy's got that covered. That's your cue, now GO!

Buddy runs up to a giraffe and starts herding it.

Tristan: See? Now let's go!

Fred: Alright.

Fred, Tristan, and the animals head towards Chris. Meawhile, Elyse is still in search of the elusive meerkats of Tanzania.

Elyse: Where the *censored* are these things! I should've caught one ages ago.

She spots one. She immediaentely starts running after it.

Elyse: You get back here!

Elyse presses the trigger on her grappling hook, but the meerkat is just too fast.

Elyse: Arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggh!

In one last desparate attempt, she throws the crowbar at it, which of course misses. The meerkat gets away.

Elyse: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! WHY DO THESE THINGS TAUNT ME!

Elyse, dejected, goes back to the plane empty-handed.

Viviana: You need help?

Elyse: NO I DO NOT NEED HELP!

Viviana: Listen, I know you're frusterated, and I know that meerkats are small, but sometimes, it's okay to ask for help. Just like...how maybe I should...

Just then, Kaele gets back with her elephant and Michael still racing his cheetah, jets past everyone and runs into a tree.

Elyse: Okay, good peptalk, Come on, let's go! Now!

Viviana: Alright.

Chris: Kaele, Michael, now it's your turn to choose...

Kaele: I choose the elephant, if it hasn't already been taken.

Chris: It has not. Michael?

Michael, still in his state, says:

Michael: I pick the tricycle.

Chris: Okay, unicycle it is.

Meanwhile, Elyse and Viviana walk up to the meerkats hangout.

Viviana: So this is where you've been having trouble?

Elyse: Yes.

Viviana sees a meerkat, she walks right up to it and puts her arm on the ground.

Viviana: Come here little guy. Come here.

The meerkat walks up her and climbs on her arm.

Elyse: But how?

Viviana: Sometimes, it's best to go with the gentle approach. Come on.

Viviana and Elyse head back to Chris, not long after, Fred and Tristan get back with a giraffe.

Chris: Okay, Elyse and Fred, you guys get the next pick...

Elyse: I pick the motorcycle!

Fred: Okay, so which of these can I pick?

Chris: The bike and the donkey.

Fred: Err, well at least one of these things goes fast, I'm know I'm going to regret this, but I'm going with the bike.

Just then, Flynn shows up with his parrot.

Flynn: Oh.

Chris: Yah, by process of elimination, you get the donkey. Now, time for this challenge to begin!

Conf: Flynn: Okay, so I didn't find the idol in Fred's pockets, but I can say I did, especially after I steal the idol from Diego. This is for you Kaele.

Cuts to all the contestants in the vehicles. Chef is holding up a checkered flag.

Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!

Everyone starts. Viviana is ahead, followed by Elyse. Fred, Tristan, and Diego are right behind them, and Michael and Flynn are behind them. Just then, Luna soars ahead of the competeition.

Luna: This...is fun!

Meanwhile, Kaele is having troubles with this elephant.

Kaele: No, I said go that way. No, you're going the wrong way!

Kaele's elephant turns and goes the other way, away from the competition. Meanwhile, Tristan has a plan.

Tristan: Hey Fred!

Fred: Yah?

Tristan whispers something in Fred's ear. Fred and Tristan make a right turn.

Diego: Where are they going?

Diego follows them.

Flynn: Hmm...Interesting stratagy. Ya!

Flynn gets his donkey to turn and follow Diego.

Meanwhile, Luna has just landed.

Luna: *Deep breath* This is...fun...but in hinsight...I question the practicality...of using one of these things...going uphill...Oh well.

Luna runs to to get her hanglider going again, Elyse and Viviana just barely miss her.

Elyse: Watch where you're going!

Viviana: Now now Elyse, remember what I said about the gentle approach?

Elyse: She should've watched where she was going!

Viviana shakes her head. Meanwhile...

Michael: Come on Michael, you can do better than this!

Michael churns his legs even faster, and races ahead of everybody.

Elyse: Watch it!

Viviana: Oh no.

Michael blows a raspberry at Elyse and Viviana, just then, he falls off his unicycle. The two girls pass him.

Elyse: Catch ya later, loser!

Michael: I'm going to catch up to them if it's the last thing I do! *Picks up unicycle then starts running* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Meanwhile, Kaele is trying to get her elephant to turn around.

Kaele: Come on! You know, it just occured to me that I've never ridden an elephant before.

She gets out her laptop.

Kaele: Let's see, how to steer an elephant...AHA!

Kaele grabs the elephant's ear, and it turns around. (Sidenote I don't know how to ride an elephant either, so I'm winging it here.) Meanwhile...

Tristan: Okay, here's what we're going to do. You see Deigo over there? *points at bush*

Fred: No.

Tristan: He's in the bush. Anyways, Flynn is most likely behind him.

Fred: Why?

Tristan: Because he was obviously searching for an idol that he thought you had.

Fred: Well, Diego did agree to give me his idol if I ever needed it, but it's not like he gave it to me right on the spot. Plus it's not even a normal idol.

Tristan: I know that, but Flynn didn't. He obviously thinks that by getting the idol, he can prove that you're working for Diego, and thereby get you out, but things are falling apart for him faster than a house of cards. So the plan is to wait here is to give him the final blow, by making it look like we're doing something until...

A noise is heard.

Tristan: That's our cue! Let's skedaddle.

Fred: Alright.

Flynn: Now, where is this idol?

Luna flys over where Flynn is, and sees him searching a knocked out Diego.

Luna: *Gasp* Oh my.

Michael runs, with his unicycle in hand, ahead of everybody when suddenly, Tristan and Fred appear ahead of him.

Michael: Move!

Tristan: Listen you...

Before Tristan can finish his sentence, Michael headbutts Tristan, knocking him off his pogo stick, and races ahead of Fred.

Fred: Why that little!

Fred starts booking in on his girly bike, eventually, the both catch up to Luna, and it's neck-and-neck between the three of them, when suddenly,

Kaele on her elephant comes jogging ahead of everybody, the elephant knocks Elyse off her motorcycle in the process.

Elyse: Woah, hey!

The elephant goes over Michael, Fred, and Kaele, and makes it to the finish line before anybody else.

Chris: And Kaele wins invincibility!

Tristan groans.

Before the elimination ceremony, Flynn is talking to Kaele.

Flynn: So in conclusion, we should vote off Fred.

Kaele: Uh huh, with you 100%.

Flynn: Good.

Just then, Luna comes up behind Kaele.

Luna: You too, huh?

Kaele: Yep. Today I saw him...

Just then, the two girsl are approached by Fred and Diego. Cuts to the elimination ceremony.

Conf: Tristan: Well, that was easy as pie, I told Fred to go get Kaele and Luna to vote for Flynn, but he told me that they saw him hanging over him and Diego.

Conf: Viviana: I honestly don't know who to vote for tonight, so I'm just going to close my eyes, and stamp some random person's passport. Wait, better remove my own first.

Conf: Diego: Ugh, luckily that ladrón didn't get my idol. Good thing I always keep it in a safe place.

Chris: Okay, so first off, the votes tonight are a little strange.

Luna: Strange...how?

Chris: Oh, you'll see. First off, Michael, you haven't gotten the first barf bag in a while, so here's your barf bag.

Michael: *Rubbing his head* Ugh, what happened?

Chris: Not important. Moving on, Elyse, Viviana, and Luna, you guys got no votes, so here are your barf bags.

They all catch their barf bags.

Chris: Diego, you got one vote tonight, so here is your barf bag.

Diego catches his barf bag.

Chris: Tristan, you're a popular person, you seem to be getting a vote every time you're here.

Tristan: Yah yah, just gimme my barf bag. Chris: Alright.

Chris throws Tristan his barf bag, he catches it.

Chris: Also with one vote, Fred, here's your barf bag.

Fred catches his bag before he gives Flynn a deathstare. Flynn looks worried, and a bit confused.

Chris: Luna, you crashed into Elyse today.

Luna: Um...But it wasn't my fault.

Chris: Exactly, which is why you get the last barf bag.

Luna catches her barf bag.

Flynn: But I thought...

Fred: You tranqed me.

Kaele: Yah, and I wasn't buying that story you told me. I caught you looking through Fred pockets.

Fred: Wait, he was looking through my personal belongings? AH! I feel so violated.

Chris: Any last words?

Flynn: I'm sorryyyyyyy

Chris: What'll happen next time? Find out on the next episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

Votes:

Flynn: 6 Diego, Fred, Kaele, Luna, Tristan

Kaele: 1 Elyse

Fred: 1 Flynn

Tristan: 1 Michael

Diego: 1 Viviana