User:Fedora Kid/My (Fictional) Time on the Show - Season Five

Overview/Recap
After Scott won the previous season, Chris was arrested by the RCMP for trying to host a reality show in a known radioactively contaminated area. Even after the island was completely cleaned of radioactive energy and all the mutated creatures destroyed, Chris was still convicted and sent to prison, at the insistence of several contestants such as Chester. Thus, Chef was left to host the show, and decided to bring back a select group of the original 22 and the 13 newbies for a special reunion season of only 13 episodes, in a "Heroes vs. Villains" theme. Of the original 22, Chef chose to bring back 9: Bridgette, Chester, Courtney, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Heather, Owen, and Trent. From TDWT, Chef brought back one: Justin. And of those introduced in TDR, Chef brought back 4: Brick, Cameron, Dawn, and Scott. These 14 were divided into two teams: The Heroes and The Villains (Chef said that he wanted to keep their names simple and to the point rather than add on stupid animal names or something like Chris would have). The remaining 23 contestants (Anne Maria, B, Beth, Cody, Dakota, DJ, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Izzy, Jo, Katie, Lightning, LeShawna, Lindsay, Mike, Noah, Sadie, Sam, Sierra, Staci, Tyler, and Zoey) were all forced to sit this season out.

Heroes vs. Villains
When the cast is introduced, Chester is happy to be back in a season with Dawn again, up until he realizes that he is going to be on the Villains team due to his past performance. Despite his insisting that he has reformed, Chef still puts him on the Villains team. Chester laments in the confessional that now, in addition to being separated from Dawn and his few friends, he'll be forced onto a team with people he doesn't like, including ex-crush Heather and rivals Scott and Justin, among others. When the challenge is explained, Eva volunteers to be the pusher for the Villains while Ezekiel does so for the Heroes. Eventually, the Villains win in a landslide due to Eva's effortless pushing, and when Geoff finds the right key after the third attempt (the previous two being Chester and Courtney, who both failed to find the right key). In the events leading up to the Bonfire, a mystery contestant starts silently approaching members of the Heroes team one at a time, under the cover of darkness, and convincing all the original Heroes (Owen, Trent, Ezekiel, and Bridgette), to vote for Cameron, citing how he made it to the end of his last season and, despite being small, lovable, and seemingly weak, is in reality a major threat. The same figure goes to the new Heroes and convinces them to vote for Bridgette, citing how stupid and clumsy she was in the challenge, failing to get the right key not once, but twice, and accidentally tripping into Ezekiel while he stood by the carriage. At the Bonfire, when the bottom two comes down to Bridgette and Cameron, Cameron is declared eliminated. Meanwhile, Geoff is the first Villain to volunteer for the new reward: Exile on Boney Island to search for the Invincibility Statue. This noticeably annoys Scott, which subsequently worries Chester.

Winners: Villains

Losers: Heroes

Voting Results

Cameron – Owen

Brick – Bridgette

Dawn – Bridgette

Bridgette – Cameron

Ezekiel – Cameron

Owen – Cameron

Trent – Cameron

Owen: 1

Bridgette: 2

Cameron: 4

Bottom two: Bridgette and Cameron

Eliminated: Cameron

Boney Island: Geoff

Evil Dread
While the Villains are relaxing in the mansion, Scott and an unseen figure are seen discussing strategy by the fireplace, with the figure's face silhouetted by the fire behind them. He asks what should be done about Geoff if he were to retrieve the hidden Invincibility Statue, and the figure responds that Geoff is probably too stupid to find it on his own anyway. But Scott insists that something should be done in case he does, and he suggests throwing the challenge. However, the figure says that it would only allow Geoff to postpone his elimination by using it, if he had it, and sending someone else home. It also adds that it's just not worth it to throw the challenges, since this season has the incredible prize of the mansion. Scott agrees, and decides to give up on throwing challenges. In the Heroes cabin, Dawn and Bridgette are seen to be getting along well due to their common interests such as their love of nature, while the guys are much less social due to such wide differences in their personalities and likes. When Geoff is brought back from Boney Island, Scott inquires if he's found the Invincibility Statue, to which he said that he was too busy trying to survive to look for it. When the challenge is announced, explained, and the Villains are given their shovels, Bridgette claims that the Villains have an extremely unfair advantage due to being up one member and having the shovels. Chef, however, simply shrugs and says that's the nature of the game. Throughout the challenge, the Villains seem to have an obvious lead due to the one-man advantage, the shovels, and Eva's incredibly-fast digging. However, just as they are nearing completion of their Big Ben model, they realize that the triangular top of it is missing. They dig frantically for it, but can't find it anywhere. Then, surprisingly, the Heroes finish their Statue of Liberty model first when Trent finds the final piece, and Chef declares them the winners. Dawn then winks slyly at the camera, admitting in the confessional that she "learned a thing or two from [her] honey-bunny, Chester, in his pre-reform days." She had found the Villains' seventh piece, dug it up quickly, and buried it on the Heroes' side. When Chef reminds the Heroes of the Boney Island exile, Brick instantly volunteers. Prior to the Bonfire Ceremony, Scott approaches the figure again outside the mansion, and asks what they're going to do. Scott suggests that they eliminate a potential threat like Eva, who was a complete powerhouse in the challenge and nearly dug up half of their portion of the beach. However, the figure says that Eva is still ultimately an asset, and necessary for the earlier episodes where they need all the help they can get. It says that they should focus on her around the fifth challenge, but leave her alone for now. Scott then asks about Geoff, since he refused to disclose whether or not he had the Statue, but the figure again insists that the Statue is the least of their worries, and that Geoff was probably telling the truth when he said he didn't have it. The figure then explains that their plan is not only to take out a strong strategic, and somewhat physical, threat, but take out someone as a scapegoat that will help reinforce the facade. When Scott asks about the facade, the figure explains that the facade is to keep the identity of the figure a mystery, and eliminating this target will help inadvertently put the blame on someone else. Scott agrees with this plan, and the figure tells him who to vote for. At the Bonfire, it comes down to Heather and Chester in the bottom two, with Chester receiving the final marshmallow. Heather is enraged that she has been eliminated, and immediately blames it on Chester as payback for all her rejections of his advances. A dumbstruck Chester denies any of this, insisting that he's over her and has reformed from his villainous, scheming ways. But before Heather can accuse him any further, Chef picks her up and throws her into the Flush of Shame.

Winners: Heroes

Losers: Villains

Voting Results

Courtney – Chester

Heather – Chester

Chester – Heather

Eva – Heather

Geoff – Heather

Justin – Heather

Scott – Heather

Chester: 2

Heather: 5

Bottom two: Chester and Heather

Eliminated: Heather

Boney Island: Brick

Saving Private Paintball
In the guys' portion of the mansion at night, Geoff, Scott, and Justin are all talking about the possible culprits behind Heather's elimination, with one suggestion by Scott being that Courtney did it to overthrow the previous main villain so that she could gain control of the team, Justin saying that Eva did it to gain control of the team in general, and Geoff putting forward the idea that it was Chester, doing it to get even with Heather for rejecting him before, just like she said at her elimination. However, they are all unaware of Chester eavesdropping from just outside in the hall. In the confessional, Chester continues frantically claiming that he has honestly reformed and had nothing to do with Heather's elimination, claiming that he was set up by "an evil mastermind." Meanwhile, Courtney eventually manages to persuade Eva into a two-girl alliance in order to bring down the gender gap between them and the guys, which she claims is probably led by either Scott or Justin. The next morning, before the challenge is announced, Brick is brought back from Boney Island, having fared much better due to his survival skills. However, he regrettably admits that he couldn't find the idol. Chef explains the challenge, then gives the Heroes their one-minute head-start due to winning the previous challenge. They quickly race off, and Brick suggests that they break off into two separate groups of 3 to cover more ground. Ezekiel agrees, and goes with Bridgette and Owen while Brick goes with Dawn and Trent. While the latter group is running, Trent runs ahead when Dawn pulls Brick back and nervously asks about their next move. Brick is unsure of what she means, and she explains that someone on the team obviously wants to pick off the TDR contestants, as evident by Cameron. Brick, however, is reluctant to accept the notion that anyone on a team full of Heroes is out to get them, and that Cameron's elimination was just collateral damage, as he was the obvious weak link. He tells Dawn that she needs to relax and not worry so much. The Heroes then finally manage to reach the crates first, taking the larger one with the machine guns and the cannon. Each member takes a gun except for Brick, who takes charge of the cannon. The Villains then arrive, and are forced to commandeer the slingshots and the buckets of paintballs. The Heroes almost instantly begin to open fire, with Brick taking out Justin and Trent taking out Scott. However, Eva manages to score two quick hits on Owen and Dawn, the latter of which enrages Chester to the point where he "accidentally" fires a paintball at Eva as retaliation. Chef then adds what he forgot at the beginning over the intercom: Friendly fire counts. Brick fires the first shot from the cannon and takes out Chester, only to find that the cannon takes too long to reload. Eager to get his shots in between, Brick makes the mistake of leaving Bridgette in charge of the cannon while he takes a spare machine gun and opens fire. The two remaining villains, Geoff and Courtney, retreat to the trees while the rest of the Heroes begin to close in. Bridgette realizes that she has the chance to take out both Courtney and Geoff with a single cannon shot, and decides to fire the moment it reloads. She carefully aims the cannon as Courtney and Geoff race between the trees, firing as soon as it beeps the ready signal. However, only after she fires does she realize too late that while she was aiming to follow the two remaining villains, her five teammates all came between the cannon and her targets. Thus, Bridgette single-handedly eliminates all of them. Appalled by her tragic mistake, she is too distracted by her failure as she runs up to them to notice as Geoff takes aim and fires a single paintball at her head, eliminating her and securing victory for the Villains. From the Villains shortly after their declaration of victory, Eva quickly volunteers for exile. At the Bonfire Ceremony, it is almost too painfully clear who will go home that night. Ezekiel and Bridgette share one final confessional acknowledging her grim chances, and that they'll still vote for Dawn regardless. The bottom two comes down to Dawn and Bridgette, with Dawn unsurprisingly receiving the final marshmallow. Ezekiel and Bridgette share one final kiss just before Chef flushes Bridgette, with the wave of water flooding out and soaking Ezekiel.

Winners: Villains

Losers: Heroes

Voting Results

Bridgette – Dawn

Ezekiel – Dawn

Brick – Bridgette

Dawn – Bridgette

Owen – Bridgette

Trent – Bridgette

Dawn: 2

Bridgette: 4

Bottom two: Dawn and Bridgette

Eliminated: Bridgette

Boney Island: Eva

Food Fright
Winners: Heroes

Losers: Villains

Voting Results

Courtney – Eva

Justin – Eva

Chester – Justin

Eva – Justin

Geoff – Justin

Scott – Justin

Eva: 2

Justin: 4

Bottom two: Eva and Justin

Eliminated: Justin

Episode 5
Winners: Heroes

Losers: Villains

Voting Results

Eva – Courtney

Chester – Eva

Courtney – Eva

Geoff – Eva

Scott – Eva

Courtney: 1

Eva: 4

Bottom two: Courtney and Eva

Eliminated: Eva

Episode 6
Winners: Villains

Losers: Heroes

Voting Results

Brick – Owen

Dawn – Owen

Ezekiel – Brick

Owen – Brick

Trent – Brick

Owen: 2

Brick: 3

Bottom two: Owen and Brick

Eliminated: Brick

Episode 7
Winners: Heroes

Losers: Villains

Voting Results

Scott – Chester

Chester – Scott

Courtney – Scott

Geoff - Scott

Chester: 1

Scott: 3

Bottom two: Chester and Scott

Eliminated: Scott

Episode 8
Winners: Villains

Losers: Heroes

Voting Results

Dawn – Owen

Trent – Ezekiel

Ezekiel – Trent

Owen – Trent

Owen: 1

Ezekiel: 1

Trent: 2

Bottom two: Ezekiel and Trent

Eliminated: Trent

Zeek And Ye Shall Find
Winner: Ezekiel

Voting Results

Chester – Courtney

Dawn – Courtney

Courtney – Dawn

Ezekiel – Dawn

Geoff – Dawn

Owen – Dawn

Courtney: 2

Dawn: 4

Bottom two: Courtney and Dawn

Eliminated: Dawn

The Obsta-Kill Kourse
Winner: Geoff

Voting Results

Chester – Courtney

Courtney – Chester

Ezekiel – Chester

Geoff – Chester

Owen – Chester

Courtney: 1

Chester: 4

Bottom two: Courtney and Chester

Eliminated: Chester

Episode 11
Winner: Ezekiel

Geoff – Courtney

Courtney – Owen

Ezekiel – Geoff

Owen – Geoff

Bottom two: Owen and Geoff

Eliminated: Geoff

The Bold and the Booty-ful
Winner: Owen

Voting Results

Ezekiel – Courtney

Courtney – Ezekiel

Owen - Ezekiel

Courtney: 1

Ezekiel: 2

Bottom two: Courtney and Ezekiel

Eliminated: Ezekiel

The Final Wreck-ening
Owen's Supporters: Brick, Bridgette, Cameron, Chester, Dawn, Eva, Ezekiel, Justin, Heather, Scott, Trent

Courtney's Supporter: Geoff

Winner: Owen

Loser: Courtney