User:Rainbowderp01/No One Eggspects The Spanish Opposition (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama All-Stars... The island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil! Totally unsafe to be out after dark in that! So I made it a night challenge! [chuckles] As they raced, Heather pretended to be affected by the moon, while Cam and his broken specs got ditched by Mike. Or was it Mike? In the end, the villains won again and Cameron volunteered to be the homebound hero for reasons unknown. [coughs] Sierra. [coughs] But in a final twist, Cameron became the newest member of the Villainous Vultures. But that was then and this is now. And we can't stop it, so we gotta top it. Right here on Total. Drama. All-Stars!

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[ Theme song ]

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Courtney: Don't bother. You won't be around long enough for it to matter.

Cameron: [groans]

Courtney: [confessional] With Cameron on our team, the newbie target's off my back. Next time we lose, four-eyes goes home. Unless he can't fix his glasses, then he'll be two-eyes. Still, he's out.

Gwen: Here. Maybe a twist tie would help.

Cameron: It worked! Thanks!

Gwen: The villain team isn't entirely made up of evil people.

Heather: You look nerdier than before. I know it sounds impossible, but here you are doing it, so...

Alejandro: Heather, please. I think that he pulls off a nerdy look with a generous measure of dignified flair.

Gwen: It's mostly made up of evil people.

Heather: Great. They've already bonded. I hate to say it, but maybe we should form a temporary alliance to avoid being voted off. Allies?

Alejandro: Agreed. Mwah.

Heather: Ugh! Gross.

Alejandro: [confessional] She trusts me. Ha! Soon I will have revenge for the dishonor she brought upon my family name. Once this gorgeous face is rid of that gorgeous face, I will win it all.

Heather: [confessional] He thinks I trust him. Ha! That's his one way ticket to flush town.

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Duncan: Hm...

Zoey: Apple?

Duncan: Don't mind if I do.

Zoey: Glad you're starting to trust people. A few days ago, there's no way you would've taken that from me.

Duncan: [confessional] I'm surrounded by so much heroic kindness! Blargh! I think it's starting to rub off! [gasps] Is that why Gwen dumped me? Whatever, I'm still bad, just watch!

[clunk]

Duncan: [confessional] Aw, c'mon!

Mike: [confessional] [as Mal] Oh, dear. What happened to Duncan's knife?

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Duncan: [snoring]

[clunking]

Duncan: [snoring]

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Mike: [confessional] [as Mal] Tough break. [chuckles]

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Sierra: [crying]

Zoey: Sierra, are you okay?

Sierra: [crying] Oh, Zoey. I miss Cody-Cam!

Zoey: D-Do you mean Cameron?

Sierra: That's what I said!

Zoey: Uh, no, you didn't.

Sierra: Well, your ears are wrong, and, and so's your face! [crying]

Zoey: Wait! I didn't mean it-- ah!

Mike: [as himself] Sorry! So, you okay?

Zoey: Yeah, yes, fine, totally.

Mike: Cool. Apple?

Zoey: Ah! [confessional] Oh, I can't believe it. I'm scared of Mike. After what he did to Cam... but he's not himself. The Mike I love is still in there. Isn't he? [gasps] I can't just abandon him. Can I? Oh, what I wouldn't give for a deck of tarot cards right now.

Mike: [confessional] Zoey's pulling away. Maybe it's for the best. If I can't control who's in charge of me, then she might be safer to stay away. But I really don't want her to. [deep inhale] [as Mal] Oh, but I do.

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[airhorn blares]

Chris: Get your butts to the dock, campers! It's challenge time!

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Chris: Welcome all. Today's challenge involves a trip to the fun zone! [chuckles] [blows party blower]

Sierra: Yay! [laughs]

Heather: What's the catch? Is the fun zone just a building that's on fire?

Chris: Nope.

Duncan: Is it a pit full of intestines?

Chris: Would that be fun? You've had it kinda rough lately, so I figured -- okay, the lawyers figured -- you deserve a treat. But if you'd rather do something else...

Alejandro, Heather, Gwen, and Cameron: No!

Chris: Fun zone it is! Ooh, here's our ride.

Scott: I'm back from exile.

Chris: All aboard!

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Duncan: The fun zone is on Boney Island?

Chris: Yup. It works better as a surprise that way.

Heather: Ugh. I've forgotten what a dump this island is.

Chris: C'mon now. Maybe someone will finally find the invincibility statue.

Scott: I searched all night. There is no statue. Say it!

Chris: Yes, there is. But it's hidden in the fun zone! And whoever finds it gets to keep it.

Sierra and Courtney: [cheer]

Scott: [laughs]

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Chris: Welcome to the outside of the fabulous fun zone! Patent pending. All right, let's move it, people. Keep a steady pace.

[mechanical whir]

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[hooting]

[thud]

Chris: You are now in the fun zone! AKA, the most dangerous place you've ever been. Your challenge is easy. Put eggs in a basket. Eggs found here in the fun zone belong to all the terrifying mutants from season four, who will try to smash your bodies and eat you.

Mike: What is fun about that?

Chris: Um, it's fun to watch?

Alejandro: All we have to do is collect the eggs?

Chris: You'll be fine. They're just wild, mutated beasts trying to protect their unborn babies. How bad can it get? First teams with six eggs in their basket wins.

Duncan: What if an egg hatches?

Chris: As long as you keep whatever hatches in your basket, it counts. And as a special bonus, whoever collects the most eggs for the winning team gets a special reward. So, excited? Huh?