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total drama character rankings!!!11111

No images because I don't know how to blog entry... image... thing.

Despise with all of my being

52. Zoey

Well. here's a shocker. Zoey the Lonely is at the lonely bottom of lonely list. Lonely. Her personality in general just ticks me off (idk if you can say ticks in here). You know, if she had one. Her entire existence revolves around Mike like he's the sun, and the constant godplaying in TDAS just really peeved me off. Quite easily one of the worst Total Drama characters of all time

51. Sky

You see, I immediately have a disdain and animosity for any character that randomly spews grandiose athletic stunts in a snap, even if it's part of their character (Even though I have no problem with Alejandro). Sky has a similar problem to Zoey, I see little personality in her. My hatred for her was with that dumb tree gymnastics stuff in Pahk'd With Talent. And yes, I am aware that she's supposed to be an ATHLETE, but it still bugs me that she was able to do that. I don't even think she failed a stunt in TDPI. Did she?

50. Mike

See? One of my 3 most hated characters is a male, I swear I'm not a sexist. Anyway, I'm talking about TDAS Mike (AKA Mal), not TDROTI Mike, which was undeniably better than this garbage heap that was Awful-Villain Mal/Mike. All Mal did was giggle in the secret outhouse place (confessional) like a little girl, break some stuff, scare the bejeebers out of Zoey multiple times, and LARP as Mike. Sure, he managed to eliminate Alejandro and Gwen (indirectly), and probably more, but that's only two (or more). I've seen more eliminations caused because of DJ. And two of his eliminations were from himself.

Meh, I don't quite like them...

49. Dawn

I agree with all of the characters in TDROTI, Dawn is creepy. Sure, aura stuff is "cool," I guess, but it's done so creepily that it's hard for me to find likeness in her. Her "caring" for Earth annoys me, like most people that "care" about "Mother" Earth. Blegh. This ranking is turning into a rant now, so I'll stop.

48. Beth

A lot of females are at the bottom of my list. I have no idea why. But Beth, yeah, she also annoys me. Not as much as Zoey or Sky, but she still irks me. Her niceness was irritating, the underdog status she was given was an overstatement, and she did not deserve to be in the final 2 with Duncan. Duncan vs. Courtney would've been a lot more interesting. THANKS, Beth! I'm glad that there's a possibility we won't see her again. The Wannabe was getting on my nerves massively.

I don't hate or like them, they neutral

Hint: She's from Oceania.

Note: I'm not trying to be sexist with only Mike in the list so far. I'm seriously not.