User:Fedora Kid

 Current Signature: --"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!" Status (Saturday, January 1, 2011): Happy 2011!

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About Me
Welcome to the userpage of Fedora Kid! You have just entered the Twilight Zone. That's right; the semi-popular author from fanfiction.net has his own account on Total Drama Wiki! This is easily my second-favorite Internet account ever; I enjoy interacting with all of the other friendly users here, and just doing some good ol' Wiki work!

I'm a guy, currently 16 years old. My birthday was July 27th. As you might be able to tell, I'm obsessed with the Total Drama series. I loved Total Drama Island, even though I wasn't too interested in it until Hook, Line, and Screamer; then I realized how awesome the show is! I watched all of Total Drama Action (even though I missed the stinkin' premiere -.-). I was there for the leaking of every episode of Total Drama World Tour, courtesy of our generous friends over in Australia. I'm currently anticipating Total Drama Reloaded and Season Five, and whatever seasons come after! Total Drama Forever!

Accomplishments
January 26, 2010: The creation of the fairly informative "List of Vehicles" page on.

February 21 - February 28, 2010: An image that I nominated, "Sad Ezekiel", ended up becoming the Featured Image.

April 4 - April 11, 2010: A quote that I nominated, "Izzy Insults Chef": If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, then I can handle a bald, emotionally-withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume! - Izzy (Alien Resurr-eggtion), ended up becoming the Featured Quote.

April 9, 2010: The creation of the season four, "Total Drama Reloaded," page.

April 11 - April 18, 2010: An image that I nominated, "Izzy and Chef's First Duel", becoming the Featured Image.

April 2010: I ranked ninth on the list of the top ten editors of the month, with 254 edits.

May 16 - May, 23, 2010: A quote I nominated, "We Know Everything About You": 'I, I mean, we'', have fan sites about each and every one of you! We know everything about you, and we are rooting for you! We know your eating habits, your hopes, your fears...YOUR DENTAL RECORDS! '''- Sierra (Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special), ended up becoming the Featured Quote.

May 28 - June 6, 2010: An image that I nominated, "Heather Arrives", ended up becoming the Featured Image.

June 27 - July 4, 2010: An image that I nominated, "Heather and LeShawna's First Confrontation", ended up becoming the Featured Image.

July 10, 2010: I've been accepted as a contestant in season two of Nayld Renrut's Countdown to 10,000!

July 11, 2010: My Countdown to 10,000 partner is Reddude and we are the Red Team.

July 18 - July 25, 2010: A quote that I nominated, "Justin and his Good Looks": '(confessional'') Do I think that I ride on my good looks? That I use them to my advantage? Do I think that being really, really ridiculously good-looking has given me the upper hand in life? (chuckles) Duh.''' - Justin (Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island), ended up becoming the Featured Quote.

August 4, 2010: The consecutive creations of the TDWT episode pages for African Lying Society, Rapa-phooey!, and Awww Drumheller.

August 6, 2010: For the second time, I was on the list of the top 25 editors, ranking 24th, with 1140 MS edits.

September 11, 2010: Amidst a day of sadness and remembering, I was the second person to join, and thus became the Co-Leader of, the Noah/Izzy Fan Club.

September 15, 2010: As of now, I rank 15th on the list of the Top 25 Editors on the Wiki, with exactly 2022 MS edits.

September 16, 2010: Creation of the Courtney's Second Alliance page.

September 26 - October 3, 2010: The article that I nominated, Total Drama Island, became featured; my first Featured Article. Naturally, I was also the person who added the Featured Article template to the page immediately afterward.

October 9, 2010: After a good, fun, long run on the second season of Countdown to 10,000, I was eliminated as the runner-up of the season, with 1627 edits overall, losing to Mygeto.

November 11/Veteran's Day - November 18, 2010: An image that I nominated, "Chris's James Bond Parody," became featured.

November 18 - November 25, 2010: The article that I nominated, the Courtney-Gwen Conflict, became Featured.

December 2 - December 9, 2010: The article that I nominated, Geoff, finally became featured.

January 7, 2011: I have been accepted as a contestant on the fourth season of Nalyd Renrut's Countdown to 10,000; All-Stars. I am on the "Shooting Stars" team.

Rankings
To see my various rankings of the characters, couples, etc., go here: User:Fedora Kid/Rankings.

Fedora Kid's Fictional Time on the Show
To see my "Fictional Time on the Show" story, go here: User:Fedora Kid/My (Fictional) Time on the Show.

Season Two: User:Fedora Kid/My (Fictional) Time on the Show - Season Two.

Season Three: User:Fedora Kid/My (Fictional) Time on the Show - Season Three.

Predictions
To see my predictions about the series, from TDWT to TDR, go here: User:Fedora Kid/Predictions.

Userboxes and Punny Images
To see my Userboxes and Punny Images, go here: User:Fedora Kid/Userboxes and Punny Images.

Past Sigs
--Fedora Kid

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

--"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" "I think I see a bird!"

My FanFiction
- Season One (Complete)

- Season Two (Complete)

- Season Three (In-progress)

For those of you who haven't read my FanFiction stories yet, and might want to, here's a quick rundown of my twenty-two contestants and teams. Note: There are several differences between the real show and my stories. First off, rather than all contestants being sixteen, they are all instead many various ages, but anything between the range of 13 to 18 years old (technically the official years of teenagers); also, in my stories, the readers vote who leaves every time, not the contestants themselves. Unlike the real show, my contestants don't have one outfit that they wear for the entire season. Personally, I think it's just plain stupid that the contestants should wear only one outfit for, like, the rest of their lives. So, my characters have different outfits that may be seen again and again, but are generally different, which is why I don't describe a particular outfit for most of them. Those whose outfits are described, however, do wear those same outfits all the time.

Teams (first season): Flaming Bears and Psycho Squirrels

Teams (second season): Flaming Directors and Psycho Producers (not telling whose on these teams and who isn't; don't want to spoil it with saying who makes it to season two)

Teams (third season): Team Victory II, Team Sahara, and Team Madison

Daniel: The Jock (no, not a Tyler kind of jock; a real jock); 17; six-foot two, perfectly tan, very muscular, brown hair in a buzz cut, piercing brown eyes; very athletic and physically fit. Almost always wears baggy basketball shorts, fine sneakers, sleeveless muscle shirts, and a black headband. Flaming Bears. Partially based off of Tyler (in jockness) and Justin (in manipulativeness of the girls)

Isaiah: The Dweeb; 17; curly dark hair; brown eyes; perfectly round, Harry Potter-like glasses; Very much based off of Harold in personality, voice, and appearance, except he is darker-skinned (like Noah); very messy and fails at wearing proper clothing (wears sweatervests and khaki shorts, but does so very sloppily); weak and gangly; very strange in what he says sometimes, as he often states random and useless (but interesting) facts; Flaming Bears. Based off Harold and the real Napoleon Dynamite.

James: The Jolly, Lovable Fat Guy (yes, based off Owen); 16; grossly over-weight (said to be around 315 lbs.); probably of African American descent, with curly black hair; fairly weak, but with great spirit; friendly and easy to get along with; fairly clumsy and dim-witted, but with a kind heart. Psycho Squirrels.

Jennifer: The Gymnast; 15; is in gymnastics and cheerleading (apparently co-captain of her team), thus making her very athletic and flexible; fairly-well built; long, brown hair often in a ponytail; green eyes; Caucasian, with a slight an; can be motivational, but aggressive at times. Partially based off of Eva for physical abilities, but also LeShawna in aggressiveness, but popularity with the others. Flaming Bears

Jeremy: The Cool, Laid-back Nice Guy; 14; slightly resembles Trent in skin color, build, and hairdo (his hair is also black, like Trent's); fairly strong and capable of pulling his own weight in teamwork challenges; green eyes; friendly and ready to play the game; partially based off of Trent and DJ for personality (minus DJ's wimpiness). Psycho Squirrels.

Jessica: The Clumsy Girl; 15; blonde hair with streak of red; blue eyes; Caucasian; as her title states, she is extremely uncoordinated and fails at practically every easy task and can hardly stand up straight for too long; despite this, she has an extremely enthusiastic attitude, and believes she can do anything perfectly fine (like Tyler); this sets up for her temper problem when denied the ability to participate. Psycho Squirrels.

John: The Goth Boy; 16; has long, slick black hair that covers his eyes (thus leaving his eye color unknown); very pale, white, almost ghost-like skin; wears all black (black shirt, black pants, black shoes, black socks, and even black underwear); very dull, rarely speaks (like Justin); a background character, who rarely participates; however, when he simply has no choice but to participate, he reveals that he is extremely physically fit, and nearly as strong as Daniel, and agile as Jennifer; based off of Ezekiel as the only contestant who is Canadian (and speaks with the Canadian accent and often saying "Eh"). Psycho Squirrels.

Josh: The Karate Kid; 15; Asian, with light black, almost gray hair in a slight bowl haircut; gray eyes; is said to be a fourth-degree Black Belt in Karate (hence his title); is very strong and agile; has a can-do attitude and is thus a team player and very physical; has a very forward attitude, slightly aggressive, but with good reason. Psycho Squirrels.

Lauren: The Prom Queen; 16; Caucasian, very tan (but tan lines can be seen with her various outfits); baby blue eyes; very skinny; ridiculously bright blone hair; wears the most gaudy outfits, from her earrings right down to her shoes; claims to be very rich; always has toenail and fingernail polish on, but very sloppily applied; whiny and bratty, complains about everything, and is very weak in the challenges, thus refusing to participate; doesn't care about the game, but just wants the money; partially based off Lindsay. Flaming Bears.

Luke: The Brainiac; 17; fairly pale skinned and skinny; brunette, with slightly curly hair; pale blue eyes and a slightly dull expression; shortest of all the campers; wears blue sweats an a matching blue long-sleeved shirt; is fairly physically fit, but not much of a team player; can be slightly arrogant, but likable overall; as his title states, he is extremely intelligent as well as very clever. Flaming Bears.

Madison: The FemiNazi; 15; blonde hair; Asian (somewhat like Heather); green eyes; is fairly fit, and performs decently enough in challenges; a background character until much later in the story (won't say how much later), when she reveals that she is very sexist towards man, believing them to be inferior to women in every way imaginable; this earns her the hatred of many of her teammates, both male and female; based off of Ezekiel for sexist views. Psycho Squirrels.

Mark: The Optimist; 16; dirty blonde hair; brown eyes; has a very friendly, laid-back, and (obviously) optimistic attitude towards everything; is very cool and likable, and, in addition to optimism, also has a serious party-guy attitude; is also physically capable and a great team player; partially based off of Geoff. Psycho Squirrels.

Mary: The Perfectionist; 14; long brown hair; brown eyes; a sharp, stern face that, for the most part, is expressionless; is the perfectionist (as her title states) and feels that everything must be done right, and done perfectly; she is very clever and intelligent, and also capable in the physical challenges; her slight brashness that comes with desiring perfection makes her somewhat unlikable, but still a great asset to the team overall; based off of Courtney. Psycho Squirrels.

Matthew: The Nice Guy; 13; short dirty blonde hair; Caucasian; thick, black sunglasses that he never takes off and are purely reflective, thus covering up his eyes and (like John) leaving their color a mystery); friendly smile and pleasant demeanor; fairly short and lean, but capable enough of physical challenges; very smart, but not arrogant about it like Luke; he is very friendly and outgoing, thus earning him a lot of popularity, despite being the youngest; based off of Cody. Flaming Bears.

Nicole: The Cheerleader; 14; black hair that barely falls to her shoulders; blue eyes; second-shortest camper (next to Luke); a pretty girl who looks like the prom queen type (like Lauren), but is actually fairly social and humble; however, she can be tough if she has to; member of the cheerleader squad (hence her title), but just wants to it in; Flaming Bears

Peter: The Bad Boy; long black hair, in a short ponytial; gray eyes; wears a black shirt with sleeves torn off and a blood-covered skull and crossbones on it, baggy gray shorts with a chain hanging from them sagging down to reveal his boxers, with the same skull/crossbones design as his shirt, several chain bracelets, and has multiple nose, tongue, and eyelid piercings; lacking in brains, but definitely makes up for it in brawn and brutality; a mix of Duncan for looks and personality, and Heather for main antagonist role; Psycho Squirrels

Rachael: The Friendly Girl; 17; long, brown hair, smooth and straight; brown eyes; mainly based off of Bridgette for calm, laid-back, and friendly demeanor; Flaming Bears

Ruth: The Body-Builder; 16; short, black hair; brown eyes; same general skin color as LeShawna, and with some similarities to LeShawna, except skinnier and more muscle than fat; wears a gray tracksuit; headstrong, all-out "can-do" attitude, ready for any challenge thrown at her; based off of Eva and LeShawna; Flaming Bears

Samantha: The Cell-Phone-a-Holic; 15; fairly long, black hair; blue eyes; Caucasian, fairly short and lean; most common trait is her absolute addiction to her cell phone, which can cost her dearly in challenges; Flaming Bears

Suzie: The Dimwit; 16; long, red hair; Caucasian; lean; pale blue eyes; as her title states, she is the idiot of the cast; based off of Lindsay; Psycho Squirrels

Tim: The Bookworm; 16; short, black hair; sharp green eyes; fairly short and lanky, like Noah; also has the same kind of skin color as Noah; as his title states, loves to read books, especially large books or books by Stephen King, and often has one with him; based off of Noah; Psycho Squirrels

Violet: The High IQ; 16; light brown eyes; long, brown hair with a single black headband in it; fairly well-built, perfectly capable of handling herself; is extremely intelligent, but is extremely attractive at the same time, often considered the prettiest girl in camp; she is also not arrogant about her intelligence, similarly to Matthew and the opposite of Luke; Flaming Bears.
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