User blog:Attackin/Total Drama Out On The Sea episode 1: Masters Of The Land, Sky and Sea

Authors note: I will be uploading a second episode later today.

The scene opens to Chris standing in-front of a large cruise ship.

Chris: We’ve traveled by plane and now we’re traveling by sea on the S.S Chef. What will happen out at sea? Find out now on Total Drama Out On The Sea!

[theme song]

The scene cuts to Chris still in front of the boat.

Chris: Welcome back, now let’s introduce our cast!

A bus drives up to Chris.

Chris: From Super SlamDown we have fan favorites Ken and Kierston!

They both walk of the bus. Ken was happy to be there while Kierston had her arms crossed.

Chris: Great to have you both back.

Ken: Great to be back Chris. Is Abbey competing?

Chris: Unlikely but keep your hopes up.

Kierston: Hey Chris why do I have to be here? I specifically said I’m done with this show.

Chris: There’s a thing called a contract Kierston, maybe you should read it.

Kierston glares at him as Ken and her walk pass Chris.

Chris: Well that was fun, now for some less fun contestants, say hello to Khione, Daniel and Agatha!

Khione: Chris that bus was disgusting! That boat better be cleaner.

Chris: We’ll see...

Agatha: Hey Ken I recon this is gon be excitin!

Ken: Hey Agatha, how have you been?

Agatha: Well, I recon I’m doin fine. So is Richy competin?

Chris: Same answer I gave to Ken.

Agatha: But I wasn’t here when you said that...

Chris: Too bad, so sad.

Daniel: This is going to be a long season isn’t it?

Chris: Right again Daniel! Next up we have two famous contestants, Matt and Sienna.

Matt and Sienna both leave the bus at the same time and glare at each other.

Matt (sarcastically): It’s great to see you again.

Sienna (sarcastically): Couldn’t agree more.

Chris: The drama thickens!

Matt: Shut up Chris.

Matt: I came here to get AWAY from the YouTube drama, now I have to deal with Sienna, the worst YouTuber on the site.

Sienna: Matt was one of the reasons I’m taking a break from YouTube, all he ever does is try and tear down those who are more successful just because he feels bad about himself.

Chris: Well don’t worry you two can bicker later, to make things go fast we’ll introduce the next four from Global Takedown at once. Say hello to Eli, Candice, Jono and Nozomi!

Nozomi rushes out of the bus and hugs Sienna.

Nazomi: It’s so great to compete with you again Sienna!

Sienna (awkwardly): Oh, hey Nozomi.

Nozomi: When I found out that my favorite YouTuber was competing I knew I had to join, we barely talked in Global Takedown so I’m making up for it!

Eli and Jono both walk out of the bus with tired expressions.

Eli (groggily): Man my feet are SO numb.

Jono: Maybe you should’ve slept in a different position.

Jono flashes back to the ride on the bus. Eli is sleeping on his back and has his feet on Jono’s lap. Jono looks extremely mad.

Eli: You’re probably right.

Candice: Come on Eli we have to be on our A-game right now if we’re going to win again!

Eli: I’m just a little tired but I’ll get in my A-game in no time.

Candice: We’ll see, drop and give me 20!

Eli: Yes ma’am.

Eli gets on the ground and tries to do push-ups.

Chris: Oh and we also have Nick.

Nick walks of the bus with a large fake smile, most of the others weren’t buying it.

Kierston (sarcastically): Look out everyone it’s our big bad boy scout.

Nick: I’ll have you know being a boy scout is an honor!

Jono: Please, boy scouts are just followers to people with true power.

Nick: Wanna show me real power actor boy?!

Chris: We have too little time for this small talk! Say hello to our runner up and her boy friend from Champions Alec and Victoria!

Victoria walks of the bus while playing on a handheld device while Alec is just glaring at the others.

Alec (sarcastically): So far this cast looks fun!

Victoria: It’s fine Alec, I bet they’re mostly nice.

Kierston (sarcastically): She’s right. Everyone here is Sarah level nice.

Jono: Not I, I am the darkness you see in your dreams, I am the emptiness in our souls I a-

Jono gets interrupted by Chris putting tape on his mouth.

Chris: I already said no small talk! Next person to do that gets sent home early!

All the contestants gulp as Chris turns back to the bus.

Chris: Anyway also from Champions we have Angelina and Daisuke!

Angelina indifferently walks of the bus while Daisuke appears behind Chris.

Angelina: After getting so close I’ve decided to take this game a little more serious, most of my first game I was distracted by Dave and Mark but this time it’s different, they aren’t here.

Chris: I see neither of you two seem very chatty. Oh well, what’ll ya do? The next two are some of the biggest losers in Total Drama history we’ve got Bart and Jenna Mae!

Bart pridefully walks of the buss while Jenna Mae walked of grouchily.

Chris: What’s wrong Jenna?

Jenna Mae: Getting out first didn’t help my self esteem.

Bart: Doesn’t help that she’s being compared to me! She doesn’t stand a chance compared to me!

Chris: Whatever Bart. Anyway lets just get past the usual speech. In this season you you eighteen will fight for one million dollars like normal. Chef won’t be serving you because you’ll all be choosing from a buffet which will be made by multiple interns.

Daniel: Wait where is Chef?

Chris: He’s up in the boat, he’s our driver, that’s why he’s not our chef.

Daniel: Ok that makes sense.

Chris: Before I forget I’ll say our teams. For the whistling whales we have Khione, Ken, Daisuke, Jenna Mae, Bart, Matt, Daniel, Jono and Nozomi. On the speedy sharks we have Alec, Victoria, Nick, Eli, Angelina, Sienna, Agatha, Candice and Kierston!

All the contestants gather into their groups.

Chris: Before we get to the challenge we should get the blood pumping with a little pre-challenge!

Victoria: Do we have to?

Chris: Yep! Your challenge is... Bring Chef and I some lunch.

Khione: Are you serious?!

Chris: As serious as I can be, I’d get going before rush hour.

Bart: Ok Daisuke, use your teleportation.

Daisuke: I can’t teleport.

Jono: Minions we must hurry, the sharks are already in the lead.

They all turn around to see them sprinting towards a restaurant.

Ken: Aw crap! Lets hurry!

They all hurry to the restaurant were both teams wait impatiently.

Worker: Alright we have two hamburgers and a shake ready to go.

Whales and Sharks: That’s us!

Worker: Well which one is it?

Bart: It’s us ma’am, those guys should just learn to be patient.

Kierston: I’ll show you patience!

Nick: There’s no need for violence.

Ken: Nick’s right. Should we try flipping a coin?

Candice: Better than nothing.

Ken: We’ll take heads then.

Ken grabs a coin from his pocket and flips it. It lands on heads.

Eli (sarcastically): What are the odds?

The whales take the lunch and run back to Chris. Eventually the Sharks receive the other meal and run back. In the end the whales reached Chris first.

Chris: Why would I need two lunches?

Matt: Why should we care?! Just give us that advantage!

Chris: Fine relax, Whales you guys get black masks and a rope.

Jono: What purpose do these serve?

Chris: You’ll find out in the challenge. Speaking of which it’s time to tell you guys your challenge! The challenge is you guys must steal the keys to this boat.

Kierston: Wait do you not already have the keys?

Chris: Well technically we don’t yet but we will soon.

Daniel: This feels kinda illegal...

Chris: It isn’t illegal unless you’re caught so get going suckers!

All the contestants rush towards a large building next to the coast.

Candice: Do any of you have a plan?

Angelina: We could try and purchase the boat.

Kierston: That would be easier than stealing it.

Candice: Alright it’s decided then.

Candice and Sienna walk over to the counter in the building.

Candice: Yea we’d like to buy the yacht please.

Worker: Oh alright, that’ll be two hundred and fifty thousand.

Sienna: How much?!

Worker: Two hundred and fifty thousand ma’am.

Candice: I don’t have that kind of money!

Worker: Well then no boat for you.

The worker puts the keys back into a cabinet and tells them to leave.

Sienna: So does anyone have any ideas?

Eli: I could create a distraction and you guys run in and grab them.

Nick: Great idea Eli, why don’t you go ahead?

Eli runs into the building screaming and flailing his arms. The security tackles him and throw him outside.

Eli: Why did no one follow my plan?

Alec: Maybe because no one agreed to it yet!

Nick: So does anyone have any ideas? *Eli raises his hand* who isn’t named Eli?

Agatha: We could just sneak in n’ take it.

Candice: How are we going to sneak in exactly?

Agatha: Good question.

Sienna: Wait so you don’t know?

Agatha: No...

Alec (sarcastically): Nice plan.

Victoria: We could try it, what could go wrong?

Nick: Probably everything.

The whales were also discussing their strategy but they weren’t as agreeable.

Matt: Alright team as the leader I say I’m open to other’s opinions on the strategy.

Bart: You call yourself a leader?! I’m way better than you!

Matt: As if! You got out sixteenth!

Jono: You’re petty arguing is pointless, I’m the obvious choice for a leader.

Ken: Do we have to argue about that now?

Matt and Bart: yes!

Ken: And I thought my team in Super SlamDown was bad.

Daniel: Hey, where’s Nozomi?

Jenna Mae: Where do you think she is?

Jenna gestures towards Sienna who was getting hugged by Nozomi.

Daisuke (sarcastically): So far I think she’ll be our mvp.

Jono: Forget about her, we still have to win and even if she’d help she’d be of very little use.

Matt: For once I agree with Jono.

Bart: Whatever, does anyone have any ideas? I’ll literally take ANY ideas.

Ken: We could just steal it.

Bart: Hey guys I just thought of a great idea, lets go steal it.

Ken: Hey that was my idea!

Bart: Oh, I forgot you were even here, sorry I don’t associate myself with criminals.

Ken: Are you referring to the bullying thing? I didn’t mean for him to die ok? I’m sorry.

Bart: I bet that kid was sorry when he died as well Ken, you’re so selfish.

'''Ken: Looks like my bullying image is still around. Hopefully it’s only Bart that views me that way.'''

''Bart: After Champions I realized I’m not just the incarnation of beauty, I’m also a master strategist! Bringing up Ken’s past will eventually lead to him being ostracized from the team, making him easily manipulated!''

The sharks were still arguing as the whales started dressing in black. The sharks realized what they planned and had to think of a plan fast.

Candice: I could probably make something that could help us take it.

Angelina: Hmm, that’s actually a really good idea! But where will we get the equipment?

Nick: There’s probably a mechanic or something around here.

Candice: I’ll go look for it, does anyone want to join me?

Victoria: Oh, Angie and I will join you.

Angelina: Yea sure, we have nothing better to do.

'''Victoria: In champions I reached the final two, this makes me an obvious threat, especially with my friendship with Angelina and relationship with Alec. Making as many allies as possible is key, it shouldn’t be too hard, I made friends with most contestants from Champions.'''

Candice and her small group walk into a building with a mechanic working on a car.

Angelina: Hey pal, we need some tools you got any?

The man crawls out from under the car.

Victoria: Woah isn’t that guy from Total Drama as well?

Candice: Is he?

Cruiz shakes his head.

Angelina: I’ve never seen him.

Candice: Same...

Cruiz frowns at them.

Victoria: Whatever, we need to buy some stuff from you. You got anything?

Cruiz nods his head as he directs them to a desk.

They walk over. Cruiz gets behind the desk and smiles at them.

Candice: Ok so my group and I are going to need a magnet and some string.

Angelina: Why’d we go here for a magnet?!

Candice: I assumed they might have it, plus there’s not very many stores around here.

Cruiz frowns at them but sighs and gives them a small magnet and string.

Victoria: Alright thanks, how much do we owe you?

Cruiz sticks out his hand, none of them understands what he wants.

Victoria: We’ll just give you five dollars and fifty cents.

Cruiz frowns at them as they run away with the magnet and string. Candice and her group eventually reach the building to see the whales sitting in defeat.

Bart: Well I’m out of ideas.

Matt: Maybe we shouldn’t have ran in there with a toy gun! We’re lucky we’re not in jail right now.

Daisuke: I’m still surprised you had ideas Bart, I always assumed your head was full of air.

Ken: Come on team we can still win!

Matt: This team was basically doomed from the start I mean look at some of these people.

Matt gestures towards Bart and Jono.

Daniel: Can’t you guys be at least a little positive?

Khione: No.

Jenna Mae: Well if I can think positively about anything I can at least be happy knowing I probably won’t go first again.

While they basically gave up Candice is discussing her plan with the team.

Candice: Alright before I tell you guys the plan Sienna please get rid of your pet.

Sienna: I would if I could.

Kierston: here let me try something.

Kierston grabs Nozomi and throws her over to her team.

Ken: About time you decided to join us.

Nozomi: Sorry, wouldn’t you guys hang out with a celebrity if you could?

Matt: I mean I’m right here.

Nozomi: Who are you?

Bart (smirking): He’s basically a nobody.

Matt: She’s so totally dead.

Candice: So as I was going to say, I’m going to sneak into the vent, I’m going to need Agatha.

Agatha: Why me?

Candice: You’re a trustworthy person.

'''Candice: Slowly but surely I’ll take this team. I’ve already got Eli and I’ll easily claim Victoria and Angelina. With Agatha I have an obedient ally, this just leaves Nick, Kierston, Sienna and Alec. Sienna probably still hates me from last time we competed, same with Nick. This leaves Alec who I won’t need to worry about because if I get Victoria I get him.'''

'''Nick: does Candice think I’m that dumb? She’s obviously trying to build an army. She’s not even very subtle about it. No matter, she’ll be an easy target with very little strategy.'''

Candice: I’m going to need you guys to make her convinced we’ll buy it so it’s on the desk.

Eli: Sounds kinda hard.

Alec: We should be able to handle it.

Candice and Agatha grab a latter and crawl onto the roof were they open a vent into the building. They crawl around in the vent when they eventually reach the front desk. Below them Eli and Alec are buying time. Candice opens the vent and lowers the magnet with the string. Candice attracts the key and slowly pulls it up.

Worker: What’s that?

Eli: I’m performing magic. Don’t touch it or everything will stop working.

Worker: Magic? What am I five?

Alec: Yes?

Worker: You two aren’t very good at stealing things.

Eli: I mean the key’s are already gone.

The worker looks back to see the key is gone.

Worker: I’m so in trouble.

Alec: You sure are.

Candice and Agatha both crawl out of the vent at the top to see Matt and Daisuke waiting for them.

Candice: What do you jerks want?

Matt: We want those keys!

Candice: Do you really think we’ll hand them over to a sub-par YouTuber and a wannabe ninja?

Daisuke: Yea?

Candice: Well you both forgot Agatha is way stronger than both of you.

Matt: Do you two think we’re the only ones up here?

Suddenly Bart and Jono tackle them.

Agatha: Well this definitely wasn’t the best plan ever.

Candice: I doubt you had something better.

Agatha: Wait where’s the rest of your team?

Bart: They’re distracting your team while we take the key!

Matt: So if you don’t mind I’ll just take that key.

Candice: You guys aren’t getting it.

Matt: Oh I’m sorry I think you forgot you’re the ones loosing!

Kierston: I wouldn’t say that.

Matt and Daisuke look behind them to see Nick and Kierston.

Daisuke: Well we’re dead.

Jono: Not yet! I’ll take care of these ruffians!

Jono runs at Kierston but she grabs his face and throws him off the roof.

Bart: Well I’m out of here.

Bart jumps off the roof.

Matt: Fine you guys can keep the key! First episodes are always non-elimination anyway! Lets go Daisuke.

Daisuke: where are we going exactly?

Matt: Doesn’t matter just use your teleportation to get us out of here, it’s not that hard!

Daisuke: Whatever, see ya.

Daisuke just walks away leaving Matt with the others.

Matt: Ignore him, he’s moody.

Kierston: Whatever, Candice lets get going.

Candice: Looks like this challenge was easier than I expected, only problem I have so far is the other team seems so bad it’ll be impossible to lose and eliminate Nick, But I suppose that isn’t so bad.

The sharks eventually reach the boat followed by the whales.

Chris: Well looks like the whales are still full of losers, not too surprised honestly. Now that we have the key we can start our first elimination!

Nozomi: Wait we’re eliminating someone?

Chris: Did I stutter?

Nozomi: No...

'''Matt: So... who will I vote? Bart, obviously the guy’s useless.'''

Bart: See ya Matt!

'''Khione: How could I not vote her? She’s not going to be helpful ever.'''

Chris: Well the votes are in and the following are safe, Khione, Daniel, Jenna Mae, Daisuke and Jono.

They all catch their marshmallows and look at the remaining three.

Chris: Nozomi you’re basically our new Sierra but for Sienna, Matt you’re generally a jerk and the same goes for Bart. However you’re all safe in the end.

Jenna: A non-elimination episode? What a cop-out.

Chris: I felt bad for you losers, all of you were only brought back for a second chance and it’s the first episode did you really expect an elimination?

Matt: Haha I was right!

Chris: You guys can now go and enjoy our second class in the lower parts of the ship.

The contestants leave Chris alone on the deck.

Chris: That ends our first fantastic day. Who will go home first and will the Whales continue to fail? Find out next time on Total Drama Out On The Sea.

'''Votes

Nozomi: Ken, Jenna Mae, Khione, Jono, Daniel and Daisuke

Matt: Bart and Nozomi

Bart: Matt'''

Who will go home first? Candice Nick Eli Sienna Victoria Alec Angelina Kierston Agatha Ken Daniel Matt Khione Jono Nozomi Daisuke Bart Jenna Mae

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