I Triple Dog Dare You!

'''The three remaining campers participate in a series of dares that were made up by the eliminated campers. Two campers make a temporary alliance, which causes another camper to finally leave the island without their hair. Now, there are two campers left in the competition, but only one will win...'''

Plot
The episode opens to Chris waking up the remaining three campers, Gwen, Heather, and Owen, with an All-You-Can-Eat pancakes breakfast, made with genuine food byproducts served with fresh ingredients that are relatively close to their expiration dates instead of the disgusting meals Chef normally serves. Chef is seen preparing the almost real food when one of the pancakes sticks to the ceiling after he flips it, and he scrapes it off with a dirty shovel, and goes back to cooking. Before the challenge, the campers make several video journals in the confessional, with Gwen and Heather generally bad-mouthing each other, while Owen rambles endlessly about pancakes, finishing it off by saying that all the pancakes in the world are nothing without friends to share them with. He then notices how much the toilet seat looks like a pancake, and bites a chunk off it, then falls asleep. Inside the Main Lodge, Heather and Gwen collect their pancakes. Gwen notices that hers are covered with dirt. When Owen reaches Chef, he receives a ration of pancakes, but, unsatisfied with the amount, he reminds Chef that the breakfast is "All You Can Eat". Chef not only gives him a larger stack of pancakes, but dumps the entire tray of pancakes on him, burying Owen completely. Owen sticks his head out of the pile, declaring his satisfaction with Chef's outburst.

After breakfast, the campers meet up with Chris at the outdoor auditorium and are seated in a game show-like contestants row, with Chris as host and Chef, who's wearing a sheer pink dress and matching pink chef's hat, as his lovely assistant. Chris tells them that the producers have run out of ideas for challenges, so they asked the voted off campers for suggestions and they had a lot. Chris moves back to show a giant bottle attached to a wheel with pictures of all the other campers, except Katie and Sadie, who are together in one big picture on the bottom, for a high stakes game of "I Triple Dog Dare You." Each of the campers will get up and spin the bottle. The picture it points to determines the dare; the camper can do the dare themselves and win a "get out of dare freebie" in the form of an empty soda bottle, or they can pass the dare to someone else. If a camper chickens out of a dare, they are automatically eliminated from Total Drama Island. In the confessional, Chris says that he and Chef have a side bet going: the first one who pukes pays the other $100.

Gwen is up first and the wheel lands on Duncan. His dare is to lick Owen's armpit. Chris asks if Gwen will take it or pass, and she passes it to Heather. Heather nervously moves towards Owen's armpit, and he tries to calm her down by suggesting that she imagine that she's licking an ice cream cone, minus the bad odor. This doesn't help much, nor does mentioning the pit hair while in mid-lick, which sends Heather into convulsions. Heather gets her turn at the wheel and spins Ezekiel, who dares them to chew their own toenail, slowly. She doesn't hesitate to challenge Gwen with the dare. Gwen sits in a small chair in the center of the stage, takes off her boot and lifts up her foot so that Chef can clip a piece of her toenail off. He then hands her the clipping and she puts it in her mouth.

While chewing, Heather reminds Gwen that she has to do it slowly and Gwen's chewing changes to a slow, forced motion. After she completes this dare, Owen spins the bottle and gets Beth, who dares him to re-chew a piece of Harold's old gum. Owen emphatically accepts the dare, grossing out everyone else. Owen figures the gum must be pretty special if he was saving it, and starts chewing, describing the flavor as "full bodied, a delicate fruity aroma with a hint of citrus, robust yet balanced, summery, and a crunchy center". The camera zooms in on Harold's picture, which shows him picking his nose, which disgusts everyone present. While Chris and Chef almost throw up, Owen blows a large bubble that bursts and covers himself with bubble residue. Chris awards Owen the game's first freebie, and an optional tetanus shot, which Owen declines. Gwen retakes the stage and spins Cody, whose dare is to stuff a tray of ice cubes in your underwear, and let them melt. Gwen doesn't think the dare is too bad and takes it herself. Chef brings out a bucket of ice cubes, and Gwen takes and stuffs large handfuls of the ice into her shorts.

Heather declares that she will take the next dare, whatever it is, as she won't let Gwen get ahead of her. She spins the bottle and gets Tyler. Tyler's dare is to eat grape jelly out of Owen's belly button. Chef pours nine spoonfuls of jelly into Owen's navel, while Owen comments on how getting two dares like this must suck. Heather gathers her strength, and while it's not shown on camera, she slurps the grape jelly from Owen's bare stomach, returning to frame covered in grape jelly, with a disturbed look on her face. Chris puts her on life support for a few minutes while Chris hands out snacks: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches; hearing of which causes Heather to throw up in the oxygen mask. Owen takes his next spin and gets Izzy, to which Owen is ecstatic. Izzy's dare is to give a purple nurple to a sleeping bear. Owen gladly takes the dare, but loses some enthusiasm when he asks "What's a purple nurple?" Owen goes to the nearby bear cave to perform the dare, which naturally wakes the bear up.

Gwen spins and gets Harold's dare: lick Owen's toe jam; she passes it to Heather who uses her freebie to skip it. Heather spins and gets Geoff: drink powdered fruit punch from the communal toilet. Gwen considers whether she should use her freebie, but instead, holds her breath and goes for it. Chris mixes the fruit punch into the toilet with a plunger, comments on how gross it is, then hands Gwen a straw. Gwen pokes the straw into the water and takes a long slurp before getting sick and throwing up. While Owen goes up to get the next dare, Heather taunts Gwen, saying Trent will need a fumigation squad to kiss her with her bad breath, to which Gwen belches foul gas in her face.

Owen spins Cody, whose next dare is to eat dog food, another dare that Owen is glad to take himself. Chris questions why Owen would do it when he has two freebies he can use, or better yet, challenge an opponent, preferably one with no freebies (referring to Heather). Owen says that his dog eats it, and he wants to know what he's been missing; he then takes the plate of dog food, which is still in a can shape, and voraciously eats it. When Owen describes it as "meaty tasting", it proves too much for Chris, and he throws up. After Chris pays $100 to Chef, Chef throws up, followed by Gwen, then Heather. In the confessional, Chris says it was so gross, then throws up again, and asks if there's nothing the campers won't do.

The game continues on with dare after dare, including dressing up as a baby, kissing a dead fish, and wrestling an alligator; after over sixty rounds, no one has dropped out, Owen has twenty freebies, Gwen still has her one and Heather has none. Frustrated at how long this could continue, Gwen strikes a deal with Owen: help her take Heather down, and she'll give Owen half the prize money; and if she doesn't win the $100,000, she'll spring for a box of doughnuts. Owen agrees and shares his freebies with Gwen. Heather protests, but Chris says there are no rules. Heather's torture starts when Gwen spins and lands Courtney, who dares them to drink a blended puree of Chef's mystery meat. This leads to a montage showing Heather swimming in leeches, wearing a Chicken Hat and pretending to be a chicken, slapping herself, eating a live cockroach, kissing one of Chef's socks in the guise of a sock puppet play of the Princess and the Frog, and getting a bucket of feces dumped on her head before being fired out of a cannon into a feces pile.

Heather thinks she's finally going to get a break when the bottle lands on Lindsay, thinking that she couldn't possibly come up with a bad dare. However, she is extremely wrong when Chris reads the card aloud which states, "have your head shaved by Chef". Heather is put in a barber's chair while Chef menaces her with an electric razor; Chris tells her exactly what's at stake, have her head shaved to stay in the game, or keep her hair and leave. As Chef approaches, Heather panics and kicks the razor out of his hands, it flies in the air, and lands on her head; the chair falls backwards as bits of hair fly away. When the chair returns upright, Heather is in shock, with only a few clumps of hair left; although she has been shaved, Chris tells her she's now out as she didn't accept the dare. When asked about the lack of rules by an enraged Heather, Chris says that it's "complicated," but she still loses; her screams can be heard all the way from Playa Des Losers. Heather is taken to the Boat of Losers and leaves the island, all the while threatening to sue Chris for everything he has. This leaves Total Drama Island's two finalists being Owen and Gwen, who celebrate their long-awaited triumph over Heather.

Cast

 * Chef Hatchet appears, but has no lines throughout the episode. However, he grunted several times when he almost throws up.
 * Also, all of the other nineteen previously eliminated campers have a brief cameo appearance at the end of the episode, but do not speak throughout the episode.

Quotes
Gwen: So I actually made it to the final three... just goes to show you how far a bad attitude can get you. Heather: Whatever. I knew I'd make it to the end. Big shocker. I just can't believe Weird Goth Girl made it. Owen: I wanted to believe it. I dreamed it could be true. And now the day is finally here. All you can eat pancakes! Gwen: Yeah, the money would be awesome. But you know what would be sweeter ? Making sure Heather loses. Heather: Luckily, I'm up against "the freak show" and "Fatty Ginormous." So they might as well just give me the check. I mean, come on! I think we all know who's gonna win. Owen: Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! Gwen: If I win, I'm gonna buy Camp Wawanakwa so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard. Owen: Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! Ha! Ha! Ha! Heather: When I win, I'm thinking of my own spin-off series: "The World According to Heather." Owen: I'd never win, but if I did, I'd start every day with pancakes... 'cause they're like little mini sunshines filled with yummy fun. Gwen: Personally, I've had enough drama here to last a lifetime. I mean, Owen's okay, but eight weeks of Heather was about as much fun as a mouthful of impacted molars. Heather: Sure, eight weeks with these losers is cause for insanity, but at least the mother ship knows where Gwen is now so they can retrieve her, and Greenpeace can bag and tag Owen as the hazardous waste that he is. Owen: But all the 'all you can eat' pancakes in the world wouldn't be special without friends to share them. (sighs) Heather: Sure, Owen's dumb luck has won him a few challenges but it's his ability not to be disgusted by anything edible that worries me. Owen: Do you ever notice how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake? (laughs and licks the toilet seat) Heather: ...and lazy! Sloths could take a cue from Slow-en. Owen: (bites toilet seat) I should probably spit this out. (falls asleep) Heather: Thankfully, Gwen has no strengths. She's just a low-rent gutter-punk with dragon breath and ugly hair. Gwen: Heather's strength is obviously her bottomless pit of mean. I'm banking on her massive ego to be her downfall. Owen: (still asleep) Heather: What is this, grade five? Why don't we just do Seven Minutes of Heaven in a skanky basement closet? Owen: Yeah! Good Call! Let's do it! (Heather smacks Owen) Ow! Chris: Okay, let's get this party started. Duncan's dare: Lick Owen's armpit. Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself or dare one of your competitors to do it. Either way, someone's licking some armpit in the next minute. Heather: Shut up, Owen! Owen: Minus the B.O. Heather: I'm warning you! Owen: Oh, and the pit hair. Gwen: You should talk, pit breath! Heather: Oh, go stick your face back in the toilet. Chris: (vomits, and gives Chef Hatchet the money) Chef Hatchet: (vomits) Gwen: (vomits) Heather: (vomits) Owen: What if you don't win? Gwen: I'll... swing for a box of donuts. Owen: The lady drives a hard bargain. Deal! Chris: Sorry. Them's the rules. Not a rule to be had! Nada! Gwen: Eeny, Meeny, Miney... Heather! Heather: Hah. Finally I catch a break. There's no way Lindsay could think of anything bad. Chris: Ooooh! You're not going to like this one: Have your head shaved by Chef! Heather: WHAT? (Gwen high fives Owen) Gwen: Lindsay rules! Heather: What are you talking about? He shaved my head! Chris: True, but you didn't actually accept the dare. If you had, you'd still be bald, but at least you'd be in the game! Heather: I thought you said there weren't any rules! Chris: Yeah, I know. It's complicated. But here's the rub: you lose, they win. Chris: Yeah, yeah. I know. It's gonna be a long ride. Heather: A long ride to court, where I sue you for everything you've got! Chris: And then there were two. Tune in to see who will win the check for one-hundred thousand dollars on Total Drama Island. Heather: You want drama? You'll be penniless! Jobless! Your name will be mud on every blog from here to Cape Breton!
 * Chris: Don't believe me? Then I, triple-dog-dare-you to watch this episode of Total, Drama, Island!
 * (in confessional)
 * Owen: (to Chef) Don't be shy, dude! Four words... all you can eat. You got the pancakes, I got the stomach.
 * (in confessional)
 * Chris: Throw them all together, and we get a high stakes game of "I Triple Dog Dare You"!
 * (Gwen spins the bottle)
 * Owen: (as Heather is about to lick his armpit) You could imagine you're licking an ice cream cone!
 * Heather: (while Gwen is chewing toenail) Ah, ah, ah! He said, "chew it slowly."
 * Heather: I'm just picturing Trent watching this, and something tells me that he won't be eager to lock lips with you any time soon.
 * Owen: (while chewing Harold's gum) Full bodied, a delicate fruity aroma with a hint of citrus, robust yet balanced, Summery. Oh, and a crunchy center.
 * Chris: (in confessional) (gags) So freakin' sick. Chef's going down!
 * Gwen: (drinks fruit punch from the toilet, gags, and then vomits)
 * Heather: At this rate, Trent's going to need a fumigation squad just to...(Gwen burps in her face)
 * Gwen: You still have a bit of jelly on your lower lip.
 * Owen: (after eating dog food) Meaty tasting!
 * Chris: (in confessional) OKAY! That was so gross! (covers his mouth, then leans down to the floor to throw up) Is there nothing these freaks won't do?!
 * Gwen: If you help me take down Heather, I'll share my winnings with you.
 * Heather: Hello! Ix-nay on the onspiracy-cay. That is totally unfair. Get out your rulebook and do your rule-checky thing! They're obviously going to gang up and whoop me with dares. There has to be a rule against this kind of thing!
 * Chris: Drink a blended purée of Chef's mystery meat.
 * (Gwen spins the bottle and lands on Lindsay)
 * Chris: (after Heather's head is shaved) Wow. Well that was a unfortunate accident... looks like Heather's out.
 * Chris: Sorry. That's the rules.
 * Heather: Fine, but you'll be hearing from my lawyers!

General

 * The order which Chris Introduces the eliminated campers is:
 * 1) Izzy
 * 2) Trent
 * 3) Cody
 * 4) Justin
 * 5) Noah
 * 6) Leshawna
 * 7) Lindsay
 * 8) Beth
 * 9) Tyler
 * 10) Harold
 * 11) DJ
 * 12) Geoff
 * 13) Bridgette
 * 14) Duncan
 * 15) Courtney
 * 16) Eva
 * 17) Katie and Sadie
 * 18) Ezekiel
 * 19) *All Screaming Gophers were introduced first and the Killer Bass were introduced afterwards.
 * Heather is brought down by Lindsay's dare to have her head shaved. Ironically, in an earlier episode, Heather threatened to cut off Lindsay's hair if she betrayed her ever again.
 * It's also interesting to note that one of Lindsay's challenges in No Pain, No Game was to have her hair cut off with a chainsaw.
 * Here are the dares the campers made up for the final three:
 * Ezekiel: Chew your own toenail slowly (Gwen did it).
 * Eva: Wear a beard made out of bees (Owen did it).
 * Noah: Wrestle an alligator (Heather did it).
 * Katie and Sadie: Kiss a dead fish (Gwen did it).
 * Tyler: Eat grape jelly from Owen's belly button (Heather did it).
 * Cody: Drop a tray of ice into your underwear and let them melt (Gwen did it), eat dog food (Owen did it).
 * Beth: Chew Harold's pre-chewed gum (Owen did it).
 * Courtney: Drink a blended puree of Chef's mystery meats (Heather did it).
 * Harold: Lick Owen's toe jam (Heather used her freebie to skip it).
 * Trent: Eat hard boiled eggs while lying down (Heather did it).
 * Bridgette: Dress like a baby with a pink lace bonnet, light blue pacifier, and diaper. (Owen did it).
 * Lindsay: Get your head shaved by Chef (Heather refused to do it but ended up having it done to her anyway).
 * Izzy: Give a sleeping bear a purple nurple (Owen did it).
 * Geoff: Drink powdered fruit punch from a toilet (Gwen did it).
 * Leshawna: Walk on a tight rope while holding meat above shark infested waters (Gwen did it).
 * Duncan: Lick Owen's armpit (Heather did it).
 * No dares were known to be made by Justin and DJ in this episode.
 * Cody is the only one that has dares mentioned two times.
 * There are also some dares that are seen, but it isn't seen who came up with them.
 * These dares were all done by Heather.
 * Lie in a pool full of leeches.
 * Act like a chicken.
 * Hit yourself.
 * Eat a live cockroach.
 * Kiss one of Chef's socks in a puppet show.
 * Be shot out of a cannon into a pile of pig feces.
 * Owen gets at least twenty dare freebies in this competition, which is split in half for Gwen later on in the episode.
 * Leshawna's dare is very similar to the challenge that she needed to do in Search and Do Not Destroy in order to obtain her key.
 * Geoff's dare is similar to what he needed to do to get his key in Search and Do Not Destroy, as both involve the septic tank.
 * When Heather screams after having her head shaved, it can be heard at Playa Des Losers, where the losing campers are standing around the pool in the same positions they were in when they voted Leshawna out, except for the following differences:
 * Eva is standing directly behind Cody instead of off to one side.
 * Justin is leaning forward as opposed to sitting straight up.
 * Duncan and Leshawna have joined the losers and are standing behind Trent and Courtney.
 * Harold no longer has the lamppost wrapped around him.
 * Lindsay does not have DJ's Bunny in her lap.
 * Cody no longer has sunburn.
 * It is daytime.
 * During the first two rounds, whenever the campers took their turns, they landed on a camper that was the opposite gender of them.
 * Of the three dares that involved Owen's body (Duncan, Tyler, Harold), two of them were done by Heather, and had she not used her freebie, she would've had to do all three.
 * In If You Can't Take The Heat..., Leshawna asked for the curse to hit Heather in the head. Mysteriously, it happened.
 * Two of the challenges Heather performed are Beth and Tyler's fear (enter a tub filled with bugs and chickens respectively).
 * Heather will not get her original hair length back until Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.
 * This marks the only time the final two are contestants who are both qualified for the next two seasons.
 * This episode marks the only time Gwen outranks Heather in the series.
 * The only campers whose photos on the wheel seemed to stand out or have any differences are Katie and Sadie (both in the same picture, hugging), Izzy (making a gruesome face), Harold (picking his nose), Lindsay (hers has XOXOXOXO written on it, while appearing to be laying down), and Leshawna (she is looking sideways angrily).
 * This is the only episode in the series where Gwen vomits.

Continuity

 * This is the fourth episode in which all the remaining campers are seen in the confessional booth.
 * The scene in the beginning, switching between the three finalists in the confessional, is currently the longest uninterrupted confessional scene in the entire series.
 * This is the second time that someone is not eliminated at night, the other time being Lindsay's, when it was sunset.
 * Coincidentally, Heather and Lindsay were in alliance for the majority of the season until Lindsay's elimination.
 * This marks the third time someone leaves the island without a campfire ceremony.
 * This challenge marked the eighth time Gwen won a challenge for herself or her team. This is still the record for any season.

Goofs

 * Chris's pants and sneakers change to shorts and sandals twice in this episode.
 * Only thirteen of Owen's twenty freebies are shown on screen, however, some shots show only nine.
 * When Chris, Chef, and Gwen are in the bathroom, Chef is seen wearing his normal clothes instead of the pink dress. He is shown wearing it again when Gwen goes off to puke.
 * Owen is shown with arm hair in this episode when Heather licks his armpit, yet it never was or is seen ever again.
 * When Heather is forced to eat hard-boiled eggs lying down, the wheel is shown pointing at Leshawna, even though it was Trent who gave her the dare.
 * Right before Chef vomits, the gap in his teeth is missing.
 * After Heather sucks the jelly out of Owen's navel, Owen exclaims that she didn't puke this time, but when she licked his armpit, she did not vomit either, but had a spasm.
 * When Chris says Owen has twenty freebies and Gwen and Heather have none, Gwen is shown to still have one freebie.
 * When Gwen and Owen were walking to see Heather get eliminated, the tips of Gwen's shirt were missing.