Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song featured in Total Drama World Tour. It is sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem by Geoff and Blaineley's entourage in an attempt to list all the bad things about Blaineley after she angered Geoff by forcing Bridgette to leave the show.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Heeeyyy..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: ''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!'' Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

General

 * At the end of the song, Geoff reveals that Blaineley's real name is Mildred.
 * In the song, Geoff calls Blaineley a "nasty, fake blonde schemer"; It is unknown whether Blaineley has natural blonde hair, because it could have been interpreted as "She's a nasty, fake, blonde schemer."
 * This is the only song sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem, making it the first Total Drama Aftermath to only feature one song.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation for this song and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play except for Justin.
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, and Sasquatchanakwa is playing an accordion.

Continuity

 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant. The others are Oh My Izzy and We Built Gwen's Face.
 * All three songs are references to female characters.
 * This is the only song out of the three to not be sung due to the female being eliminated.
 * All of the songs were sung for different reasons. One out of anger, one out of sadness, and one out of regret.
 * This is the third song in which an accordion is played. The others are Eine Kleine and Sea Shanty Mix.
 * This is the fifth song sung in hatred for another contestant. The others are Stuck to a Pole, Paris in the Springtime, Sisters, and Boyfriend Kisser.
 * The female member of Blaineley's entourage is also shown as one of Heather's friends in her alternate reality: The Bills.
 * This is the third song that The Drama Brothers play the music for. The others are Baby and Save This Show.
 * This is also the third song that The Drama Brothers perform with Sasquatchanakwa taking Cody's place.
 * The members of Blaineley's entourage are all tourists from the airport Chris and Chef were at in The Aftermath: IV.
 * This song is heard in the background of a "Total Drama World Tour Exclusive" for Bridgette.

Goofs

 * At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is singing about DJ's shirt, Eva and Gwen appear to be missing.
 * Before Geoff shows the audience the hair between Blaineley's toes, she has her shoes off, but soon after, her shoes are back on.