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No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition


'''An egg-cellent challenge, Chris. Hardy har har.'''

'''Hi, Dot here. Today I’m going to be continuing my All-Stars review series with Episode Six, which has a really really really long title. Monty Python reference? '''

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'''Haha, Cameron’s Villain face in the recap is hilarious. I’m pretty much force feeding myself this season now. But we’re almost halfway through! We can’t stop it so we’ve gotta top it! Sounds like a song lyric. Maybe it is. '''

'''Cameron’s still trying to fix his glasses? Can’t he just use tape or something? Or a twist-tie, I guess. Why is Gwen bonding with Cam all of a sudden? Is this the dreaded intimacy I read about in the episode summary? I think I remember this from the last time I watched it, which was a year ago. '''

'''Heather and Alejandro materialize and surround Cameron. Why does Al even bother to interact with Heather if he “supposedly” hates her now? The Aleheather alliance has begun. Wonder how long it’ll last. Well, Al’s gonna try to betray her and she’ll probably do the same. '''

'''Duncan and Zoey? What an odd pairing. Zoey got an apple from...where? A GREEN apple to be specific. Mal broke Duncan’s knife so now he’s magically become good. Mal, please do something other than break stuff. Eliminate somebody? Eliminate Cameron? Zoey? Sierra? '''

“Well, your ears are wrong, a-and so is your face!”

'''Lol, Sierra! That’s so true. Where does Zoey pack all her lipstick? Her pocket? I haven’t seen a single duffel bag or suitcase this entire season. '''

'''It’s challenge time indeed. I’m surprised that the seagull had time to make a nest in that considering Chris blows the horn all the time. Intes-taines, lol, Duncan. He pronounces every other word differently. Scott went to Boney Island? I don’t remember that, but I’ve been absent for five days. '''

'''Scott gets triggered by the fact that he’d been going to Boney Island for nothing. Chris is mean like that, dude. Get used to it. What’s the point of just having a building on fire anyways, Heather? You’d all just die and that’d be the end of TDAS. '''

'''Gwen looks really tired in the Fun Zone shot. Does Chris, a convict on parole, have a right to even FILE a patent on an evil building? Just call it Eviltown. '''

'''The sound editors just added internet stock jungle sounds there, I’m sure. IS THIS ANOTHER WEAK CHALLENGE VAGUELY BASED OFF OF REVENGE OF THE ISLAND??! OH, COME ON!! '''

'''Scott’s girly scream made me laugh. The Hippogriffs, except for Duncerra, disappear while the remaining members discuss the punk’s goody two shoes tendencies. '''

'''“Hehehehehe...I found that funny because I’m not a nice person. That’s why I laughed. ‘Cause I’m not nice.”'''

So Chris is just going to rub this poorly executed plot development in Duncan’s face?

'''The challenge starts and Sierra drools over Cameron. I’m tired of this Camody plotline already. EVERYBODY NEEDS A PSYCHIATRIST. '''

'''Scott decides to sleep against a tree. Courtney hugs him tightly in order to restrain him, which is funny because she needs a restraining order herself. '''

'''Wow, so Mike is aware of his problem? Instead of apologizing to Zoey, he dances around the problem like a coward. It’s time for the egg puns. Looool, Heather. I hope the Villains win this challenge because they’re all too precious to me. Hope Scott doesn’t get voted off for sleeping. '''

'''Zoey sacrifices an innocent moose-bat in order to get a giant, pus-filled egg from LarryLaurie. '''

'''EWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT HAS CHRIS BEEN DOING???!!! That’s not really funny since this isn’t Game of Thrones. It’s a baby Chris plant! Welcome to the world, fella. Chris isn’t exactly the most loving father. '''



'''Heather is being villainous now. Sierra is really gross and so it’s fitting that she should have a gross pet. Is that a mutant weasel beetle?? Technically the egg hatched so it doesn’t count as a point. The Heroes are a pitiful team and the Villains are being dumbed down. '''

'''Ohhhhhhh Scottney is canon now. Yay, Scott! It isn’t actually that bad despite being painfully forced. Courtney and Scott hold hands and then internally scream. But their internal screaming is interrupted by an evil gopher. Gophers can lay eggs? Weird.'''

'''Back to the Heroic Nobodies. Nope, now we’re back to the Villains. Heather works her magic on Gwenameron. Alejandro is either oblivious to H’s plan or he’s pretending like he’s doing with his legs. We’re almost halfway through the season and I’m tired of the hand walking gag already.'''

“Do what you want little man; it’s your funeral!”

'''Heather’s great this season. OHHHH WAIT. Did she just get rid of the invincibility idol?? That’s so out of character for her! IT DOESN’T MATTER IF PEOPLE KNOW YOU HAVE THE IDOL. YOU’LL STILL BE ABLE TO USE IT AS LONG AS IT DOESN’T GET STOLEN. Also, when are you going to “come back for it”? Does Chris allow a 10-minute stretch break after the challenge? This is a really dumb move. Yeah, Alejandro’s gonna get it. NOOOO DON’T ELIMINATE HEATHER!! Sixth episode? That’s harsh.'''

'''Chris confirms that Sierra won’t be competing in the next season. Wow, what a convenient stash of eggs for the Heroes. So convenient. Duncan Do-Gooder...tastes like lemons in my mouth. Don’t ever make me say that name again. '''

'''Heather throws the egg and misses. That baby goat is cute. Scott materializes so that the Villains have a full group for the standard, losing groan. The Heroes are OP and I’m pretty sure that there weren’t 13-or-something eggs in that nest. '''

'''Heather acts dumb and thinks that Chris took her idol. IT OBVIOUSLY WASN’T ALEJANDRO BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HE DIDN’T MAGICALLY APPEAR WHEN YOU HID THE IDOL. She gets super mad in the confessional. That’s the loudest I’ve heard her yell this season.'''

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

Not going to talk about the fact that Mike just brain-killed himself by dropping a rock on his head.

'''Now he’s trapped in his own brain. I’m surprised it’s that big, hardy har har. '''

'''Villain voting time. Gwen abducts Courtney, puts her in a satchel, throws her on the back of a truck, and drives away to Texas. Both are never seen again. Lol. I bet they’re voting for Al...yup, I’m right.'''

'''Almost unanimous vote, but OH, WHAT’S THIS?! Alejandro has the invincibility idol? I had NO idea!! Heather’s going home. That’s really annoying. I mean, I get the whole “winners can’t win again” thing, but sixth episode send off for the big H? That’s lame AND poorly written. The only thing that’s keeping this season afloat is the question of “will Al be next”? I mean he just pulled a big no-no strategy AND revealed that his legs actually work. The last step seems a little unnecessary.'''

'''Well, that’s it for No One Eggspects the Spanish Opposition! I guess the spanish opposition with Alejandro. Tune in next for Episode Seven, Suckers Punched! Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go boil my eyes in soap. '''