User blog:Bigez620/My New Game

Okay, so I decided to create a new game. The rules are simple.
 * You must own a laser shooting squirrel.
 * You must be of 42 years old.
 * You must own no more than three toothbrushes.
 * You must be the offspring of Jon and Kate.
 * You must own a deli that only sells pork.
 * You must be allergic to pork.
 * You must have an edit count of exactly 1,372. If you do, you are not allowed to edit ever again.
 * You must have an account along with four sockpuppets.
 * You have to have been banned for fluffing, then swearing, followed by harrassment in that order.
 * You must meet Peter Oldring and ask him if he gave his wife an "old ring" in order to compete.
 * You must eat pork every five hours.

The object on the game is to go out and buy as many canoes as possible and then keep them in your garage for 839 days without riding at least one of them. There will be no competitors in this game, as it does not exist. If you wish to audition, please refrain from doing so. Good luck!-- Bigez -  Bigger!   Badder! EZer!  02:06, January 8, 2012 (UTC)