Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

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Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song on Total Drama World Tour it is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem. It is sung only by Geoff, revealing that her real name is Mildred. It is Geoff telling bad things about Blaineley because she tricked Bridgette into leaving the show. The Drama Brothers play the music.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Who's behavior on the show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! And without the help of her entourage her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Hey..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight! Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

Trivia

 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant.
 * The others being Oh, My Izzy and Gwen's Face.
 * All song's to take name of a character took the name of a female character on the show.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation, and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play (except for Justin).
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, and Sasquatchanakwa is playing the accordion.
 * This is the fifth song being sung towards hatred for another contestant, the other four are. Stuck to a Pole, Paris, Sisters, and Boyfriend Kisser.
 * The man and the woman from the airport in The Aftermath: IV are seen in this song as part of Blaineley's entourage.
 * This is the second song in which an accordion is played, the first being Sea Shanty Mix.
 * This song reveals many facts about Blaineley, mainly that her real name is Mildred and she's a fake blonde.
 * During this song, Geoff performs a Ukranian folk dance known as the "Kozachok".
 * This is the second aftermath song Bridgette hasn't appeared in, the first being Baby.
 * This is the ninth song in a row Cody hasn't sung in.
 * This is the only song sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem, making it the only aftermath to only feature 1 song.
 * This is the first song where all of the singers were never a contestant on Total Drama World Tour. (unless you count Blaineley, who had never been a contestant at the Time .)
 * This is the first episode Geoff sung in.
 * This is the third song that The Drama Brothers play the music for, the others being Baby and Save this Show.

Goofs

 * At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is talking about DJ's shirt, they appear to be missing.
 * For some reason, Geoff's voice actor does not finish the line " She's a phony scheming weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley;" you can hear Geoff's voice actor cutting off the 'y' sound at the end of 'Blaineley.' This might have been a result of Geoff's voice actor running out of air after singing such a long line.