User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 17: Stairway to Seven

Charismic Chimeras: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Kaele, Luna, Michael, Tristan, Viviana 8/10

The screen is black. suddenly, a box is opened, reveling Chris and an intern.

Intern: So this is the thing?

Chris: Yes, and remember to be careful with it. We wouldn't want it tobe broken when the contestants find it.

Intern: Yessir.

Transition to another camera angle outside of the crate. Chris turns to it and says:

Chris: What's up? Anyways, last time on Total Drama World Domination, we were in Tanzania, where the contestants had to find different animals then race up Mount Kilimanjaro. Some of them took it a little too seriously, others, not serious enough. In the end, it was Kaele rampaging her way to invincibility, and Flynn rampaging his way to elimination. What challenge could be so thrilling, awesome, and amazing that I had to keep this diamond chained up in a crate with foam peanuts, bubble wrap, and a protective case all season? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme plays with the Pink Panther theme music*

Conf: Diego: Ugh, that Kaele is getting on my nerves. She prys into my personal life as if it's her business. Well no more! Juro por Dios que sacaré a esa chica!

Meanwhile, Kaele is busy writing for her next episode.

Kaele: Man it's hot in here.

Kaele takes off her hoodie and puts in the seat next to her. That's when buddy sneaks in from under the seat. With his mouth, he grabs the idol that was in Kaele's pocket, then a plastic ball on the collar he was wearing opens up and a fake idol drops in to Kaele's pocket. Buddy then turns around and leaves. Meanwhile, Luna walks up to Kaele with a drink in her hand.

Luna: Want...a drink?

Kaele: Sure. I kinda wish I was old enough to drink alcohol though, so that I could feget what happened last night.

Luna: HAHA! Yah...that was rather unplesant.

Kaele: I do wish Flynn the best, but at the end of the day, he just didn't have his act together.

Luna: Agreed.

Kaele: Hey, I've been meaning to ask you something.

Luna: Okay...What is it?

Kaele: Listen, we've gotten this far, and I was just wondering. Would you like to be in an alliance with me? We could work together to get the big dogs out.

Luna: I thought we...were already in an alliance.

Kaele: Yah, but I was thinking of bringing in Viviana and Michael. What would you say?

Luna: Well...we would probably need to worry about...winning this next challenge...but if we're able to keep it together...I think it could work.

Kaele: Okay. We're going to need to keep this on the down low. Tristan has been targeting those who voted him off in Scotland, and since us and him are the only Thunderbirds left, that means there's a good chance he's going to target us next. Can you keep a secret?

Luna: Sure. Hey um...could you teach me to talk to elephants?...Or are you too busy...It's okay if you are.

Kaele: *Smiles* Sure, I think I could squeeze in a few minutes. Just need to save here.

Meanwhile...

Viviana: Hey Elyse.

Elyse: Hey.

Viviana: I've got something for you.

Elyse: What is it?

Viviana: A meerkat!

Viviana shows Elyse a picture of a meerkat.

Elyse: Ew! Get that thing away from me!

Viviana: I thought you'd be over that by now.

Elyse: Those things may look cute, but underneath that fluffy exteriour, they're little gremlins!

Viviana: Elyse, you don't have to be afraid them, it's not like they're monsters.

Elyse: Whatever. Just go drink your coffee.

Viviana: I was just trying to lighten your mood.

Elyse: Why?

Viviana: So that I could ask you if you wanted to join my um...alliance, with Michael.

Elyse: Who's Michael?

Viviana: Him. *Points at Michael, who is currently cleaning the wax out of his ears*

Elyse: Oh, that goober? Why him?

Viviana grits her teeth.

Viviana: Because he's the closest thing to an alli I've got right now, and if we were in an alliance, maybe we could take out Tristan, Fred, and La cucaracha.

Elyse: Hmmm...That's a good plan. Better than anything I could come up with.

Viviana: *Facepalm* So are you in, or what?

Elyse: Sure, I'm in.

Viviana: Okay, good.

Meanwhile, Fred and Tristan are disussing the plan for the day.

Fred: So, what's the plan for today?

Tristan: Oh, no plan.

Fred: What? No plan? But...

Tristan: Relax my friend, Buddy's already done all the work for us today. All we need to do is win invincibility, use Diego's idol, and it's smooth sailing from here. In fact...

Just then, Buddy arrives with Kaele's idol in his mouth.

Tristan: Good boy! Here, have a treat.

Tristan pulls a slab of beef out of his knapsack and gives it to Buddy.

Fred: But winning invincibility hasn't exactly been working out for us lately.

Tristan: Wait, did I say we need to win invincibility this time? Silly me. Remember when I said I watched all the episodes I wasn't in? well, Diego's idol is a vote stealer. It can work on anyone, including whoever gets invincibility after the merge. We just need to make sure that Kaele doesn't win today, so that we can send her home, and then if we don't win use Diego's idol on whoever does win. It's that simple!

Fred: Hmmm...I like it!

Tristan: Oh yah, one more thing. It's the final eight, which means Chris is likely to pair us up. If you get paired with Kaele, you must do everything in your power to lose! got it?

Fred: Got it!

Tristan: Okay, good.

Chris: *Intercom* It's challenge time kiddies, meet Chef and me at the cargo hold in 10!

Tristan: That's our cue, let's go!

Fred nods. 10 minutes later, everyone is in the cargo hold when Chris and Chef walk out.

Chris: Alright so, in case you haven't noticed, you lot are the final eight.

Tristan: *Sarcastic* Oh really, I had no idea.

Chris: Well, it's true, which means today's challenge is going to be a pair up challenge. YAY!

All of the contestants stare back at Chris with a bored expression on their face.

Chris: Wow, tough crowd. Anyways, before we get to the pairings, let me first introduce your challenge for the day. Chef!

Chef opens the door. Outside is a huge Mayan temple.

Chef: Kiddies, welcome to Guatemala! This is the famous Mayan Tikal Temple.

Elyse: Tinlke? That's a strange name for a temple.

All of the contestants laugh at Elyse's comment.

Chris: No, Tikal T-I-K-A-L! Anyways, your challenge is to navigate through this place, find the Teal Tiger, a gem with an imperfection in it that looks like a roaring tiger, and then navigate your way out and bring the gem back to me unharmed.

Viviana: Question. What if we break it?

Chris: Then invincibility will go to the pair that held on to it the longest. Now, as for the pairs, I've already decided on them. To announce them, Chef!

Chef clears his throat before Chris taps him on the elbow.

Chef: *Sigh* Do I really have to do it?

Chris: Yes.

Chef: *Sigh* Alright.

Chef gets out a horn and blws it.

Chef: Hear ye, hear ye. The pairs shall be Tristan and Diego, Michael and Elyse, Viviana and Luna, and lastly, Fred and Kaele.

Michael: Oh no.

Elyse: Come on, it'll be fun.

Michael: Define your definition of fun.

Kaele: WHAT? But I don't wanna work with Fred!

Fred: And I do...

Tristan gives Fred a deathstare.

Fred: ...Think this'll be fun. Come on Kaele, let's go!

Tristan facepalms himself.

Conf: Kaele: Okay, that was weird. Fred is the last person I wanna work with, and I know the same can be said for him. He's definantely up to something.

Conf: Fred: Just keep it together Fred, and stick to the plan. *deep breaths* Okay, now I'm ready to go!

Diego: Listen, I don't wanna work with you.

Tristan: I feel the same way, but you've kinda got something that I need.

Diego: You mean my idol?

Tristan: Exactly.

Diego: Okay, if you wanna use it to get rid of that prying Kaele, then I'm all for it. But...

Tristan: That's exactly what I was thinking. Listen, Fred is going to do his best to make sure that him and Kaele don't win, but we might wanna keep an eye on them. Fred hates Kaele...

Diego: I can relate.

Tristan: But we still might need to sabatoge them from time to time.

Diego: Sounds like a plan.

Viviana: So, Luna is it?

Luna: Yes.

Viviana: Listen, I don't know a whole bunch about you, but we should probably stick together.

Luna: Cover...for each other's weaknesses?

Viviana: Yep, and you don't have to be nervous. I'm not going to bite.

Luna: I'm sorry...It's just that...I tend to stutter...a lot.

Viviana: Oh.

Conf: Viviana: Oh boy, this is going to be tougher than I thought. Nothing aginst her, but I think I'm going to have to carry this one.

Cuts to the contestants in front of the temple in their pairs, all lined up and ready to go, with Chris and Chef off to the side

Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!

Elyse and Michael are ahead, Michael puts his foot on one step in particular, and a boxing glove hits him in the face, knocking him backwards, and knocking everyone else down.

Fred: Ugh, there's something familiar about this staircase.

Chris: Oh yah, did I forget to mention that that's the same staircase from the London challenge? Because it is.

Elyse falls down after slipping on a step that instantly freezed upon impact.

Elyse: Ugh, I hate this staircase. Come on, time for plan b!

Elyse gets out her grappling hook and pulls the trigger.

Elyse: Hang on!

Michael: I'm not so sure this is such a good ideaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elyse grabs Michael's pants then presses the button again and together the two get pulled up the temple.

Michael: Ouch! You gave me a wedgie and a spanking at the same time! I didn't even know that was possible.

Elyse: I believe you should be thanking me. I got us a head start. Come on now, let's go!

Meanwhile...

Fred: Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I remember this staircase. Last time it gave me a wedgie.

Viviana: Yah, that was fun to watch.

Kaele: Come on.

Fred: Come on what?

Kaele grabs Fred and uses him as a human shield against the sneaky staircase. Viviana and Luna follow her. Meanwhile, Diego and Tristan are trying to get to the entrance by going up the side of the temple, but this proves to be futile as well, as the temple releases a bunch of bees.

Tristan: Hold on, I've got this.

Tristan opens up his knapsack and captures the bees with it. Meanwhile, as soon as Michael and Elyse enter the temple, they feel like they're going up, then they just stop.

Michael: What was that?

Elyse: Don't know, don't care. Now let's go.

Michael: Wait!

Elyse: What?

Michael: We should be careful here. It's not like we know exactly where we're going.

Elyse: That's a good point, but ooo what's that?

Michael: What's what?

Michael turns around. There he sees the Teal Tiger, but it's about 20 feet away from them. Elyse goes rushing after it.

Michael: No don't!

Michael is trying to get Elyse to stop, but elyse steps on a brick on the floor, and suddenly a wall comes up in fron of them. They both then fall through a trap door that opens up beneath them. Meanwhile, Diego and Tristan are the second pair to make it up.

Diego: Was using me as a human shield really necessary?

Tristan: They were doing it. Besides, I think you look better with lemon marang on your face. Mmm...More tastey too.

Diego: That wasn't even the worst part, thanks to that thing, I now have pains I shouldn't be having until I'm 60.

Tristan: Whatever, let's just go, keep our lead on them.

Diego: Errrrrrrrrrr...Alright, but we'll talk about this later.

Diego and Tristan enter the temple, the ground they're standing on shifts to the left.

Diego: Ugh, Another one of Chris'es "surprises".

Tristan: Hey look, it's the gem!

Diego: Hey, you're right.

Tristan: But knowing Chris, it isn't that easy.

Diego: Agreed. So what are we going to do?

Tristan: I have a plan.

Tristan gets out Chompy and tells him to go to the gem. Chompy gets to the gem, only to find that it was a hologram.

Diego: That figures.

Tristan: Yah, let's keep going.

Diego and Tristan continue on. They turn a corner, and end up in a very dark room.

Diego: Now what?

Tristan: I've got it.

Tristan pulls a flashlight out of his sack. He flips it on, only to find a room full of snakes on the ground. There is an exit on the other side. Meanwhile, the other two pairs have just gotten to the entrance.

Fred: Ugh, I've been kicked, punched in the gut, punched in the nuts, tarred and feathered, had fruit thrown at me, had something spray me, slipped, leg sweeped, and had whipped cream sprayed on my face. I've gotta ask, was alll that really necessary?

Kaele and Viviana: Yes!

Kaele: You saved us the humiliation.

Fred mutters curse words.

Viviana: It's not like you did this in front of the entire World! Oh wait...

Viviana gets out her camera phone and takes a picture of Fred.

Fred: Hey! Delete that!

Viviana: You know me by now, I've already posted it on Facebook!

Luna starts to laugh at this.

Fred: Stop laughing!

Luna: I'm sorry...but it's pretty...funny to me!

Fred: *Sigh* Can we just continue on with the challenge please?

Kaele: Sure, captain buzzkill.

Fred: Whatever. Let's just go.

Kaele: Alright.

Fred and Kaele enter the temple when they immedintely get shifted to the right, and the entrance that they entered through just gets replaced by another entrance.

Luna: What...just happened?

Viviana: Not sure, but knowing Chris, I'm not all that surprised.

Meanwhile...

Fred: Is that the gem?

Kaele: Well that was easy.

Fred goes for the gem, he reaches it, and as soon as he touches it, the chamber starts filling with water.

Kaele: I told you not to touch it!

Fred: You didn't say anything!

Kaele: Yes I did, I specifically told you not to touch it!

Fred: No you did not!

Kaele: Oh...Let's just drop this. What do we do now?

Fred: I don't know. You're the smart one here, I'm just the big dumb guy who does stuff he's not supposed to.

Kaele: Would you just shut up? I'm trying to think!

Fred: First you want my opinion, now you want me to shut up? You make no sense woman.

Kaele: You are so agrivating! I can't even believe I fell for your tricks in the first place!

Fred: I'm agrivating? I'm agrivating? Oh man, I am nothing compared to you!

Kaele: Would you just be quiet?

Fred: NO!

Kaele: Just shut up you moron, and...

Fred: And what?

Kaele: You see that hole in the ceiling?

Fred: No.

Kaele: Well look up!

Fred: Well fine, I will!

Fred looks up. The hole in the ceiling is the same exact shape as the gem Fred is currently holding.

Kaele: You are so irritating!

Fred: Yah yah, give me a boost!

Kaele: Would you like a massage with that?

Fred: Just help me up.

Kaele: Fine!

Fred: Fine!

Kaele gets down on all fours and Fred steps on her back. Fred puts the gem in the hole. Immediantely, the water drains, but that's not all, as they fall through a trap door. Meanwhile, Viviana and Luna enter into the temple, and are immediantely sent down.

Luna: That was...unnecessary.

Viviana: You can say that again.

Luna: Yah.

The two girls see the diamond, perched on a pedastal. There is a rickety looking bridge leading up to it.

Luna: Hey...is that the diamond?

Viviana: It is. But That bridge looks pretty rickety.

Luna: Yah...I would...tend to agree.

Viviana: So, what do we do?

Luna: Well...I have an idea...

Viviana: What is it?

Luna: I was just...getting to that...

Viviana: Okay, sorry. Carry on.

Luna: Any way...as I was saying...we could tie a rope to the end of my crossbow and...tie the other end to that rock...then we use our arms to cross that way.

Viviana: Hmmmmm...Well, I have a few problems with that, first, what if the rope breaks? Second, are you sure this is going to work?

Luna: You could...try going on that bridge...if you're not sure.

Viviana: Okay.

Viviana walks up to the bridge. As soon as she steps on it, a plank breaks.

Viviana: Okay, let's try your idea.

Luna: Thought so.

Meanwhile, Michael and Elyse were still falling.

Elyse: You know after a while, I'm less scared and more bored.

Michael: Maybe if you weren't wreckless, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Elyse: For the millionth time I'm sorry. What else can I say?

Michael: You know what, I'm sorry for getting in your way. There, I said it. Now could we please stop falling? You're right, now I am bored.

Elyse: You're going against gravity. That's a fight you're not going to win. Trust me, I've tried.

Michael: Wait, are we even falling?

Elyse: Well, we fell and we haven't hit the ground yet. I'd say we're still falling, genius.

Michael punches the wall on the pit to test his theory.

Michael: Ow that hurt!

Elyse: See, what'd I tell ya?

Michael: If that's the case, we need to stop our motion some how.

Elyse: Okay, first, how? Second, why?

Michael: We...wait, why don't you wanna stop?

Elyse: Because it's Chris, and Chris is many things, but he's not a killer. There's probably cushions or something waiting for us down at the bottom.

Michael: Good point. But just to be sure, shoot your grappling hook.

Elyse: Alright.

Elyse pulls the trigger on her grappling hook. It keeps going, and going, until it reaches the end, and no sound is heard.

Elyse: Okay now what, genius?

Michael: Listen to me. Put your back up against mine.

Elyse: Okay.

Michael: Now push up against the wall with your shoes.

Elyse does as Michael said. They stop, but now they are stuck.

Elyse: Now what, genius?

Michael: Um, walk backwards until we get to the bottom?

Elyse: *Sigh* I am so gonna be dead by the end of this challenge.

Meanwhile...

Kaele: Where's the diamond?

Fred: I thought you had it!

Kaele: How could I possibly have had it? You're the one who had it last!

Fred: Well I don't have it either!

Kaele: Well that's just great!

Fred: Well excuse me, princess! You're supposed to be Ms. Responsible!

Kaele: I wish I never met you!

Fred: Same!

Kaele: HMPH!

Fred: HMPH!

Kaele: Wait, where are we?

Fred: Who cares? We don't have the diamond, and it's all your fault!

Kaele: No seriously, be quiet.

Fred: With pleasure!

With Fred saying nothing, Kaele listens, and hears something rolling.

Kaele: You hear that?

Fred: Yah.

Kaele: I think it's getting closer. I think we'd better...

Fred and Kaele: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Meanwhile, in the room full of snakes...

Tristan: *Sigh* Do I have to do everything around here?

Tristan gets out a pair of shoes with springs.

Tristan: Here, put these on.

Diego: What? I'm not wearing those!

Tristan: Do you wanna live?

Diego turns and looks at the snakes.

Diego: Good point.

Diego puts on the shoes, and the two bounce their way to the other side. But there's just one problem...

Tristan: That entrance is too high for us.

Diego: You've got a rope in that thing?

Tristan: Sure, here.

Diego ties a knot in the rope, then with his new lasso, grabs hold of a stalactite. Together, the two swing their way to the other side.

Diego: Huh, we make a surprisingly good team.

Tristan: Whatever, let's just go.

Meanwhile, Viviana is hanging on to othe rope, putting one hand in front of the other. She is about half way to the other side.

Luna: Come on Viv...You can make it.

Viviana: Did I mention I'm afraid of heights?

Luna: Just don't...look down.

Viviana: Okay.

Viviana gulps, then closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. She continues on the way. She is almost there, when the rope breaks.

Viviana: I told you this wasn't a good idea!

Luna: Hang on...I've got you.

Luna pulls up Viviana, when the rope breaks.

Luna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Viviana: AHHHHHHHHHHH! Wait, what?

Viviana comes to a complete stop after only falling for a few seconds.

Viviana: Hey, I'm okay. It isn't really that deep.

Luna: That's...good for you...I'll just go ahead and grab the...diamond now.

Viviana: You do that.

Luna goes up to grab the diamond, only to find out it was a cardboard model painted teal.

Luna: Hey Vivi...ana!

Viviana: Yah?

Luna: It's a...fake!

Viviana: Figures.

Luna: I'm coming...down!

Viviana: No wait, don't!

Luna jumps off the side, and lands on Viviana.

Luna: Viviana?

Viviana: I'm down here!

Luna: Oh...I'm sorry.

Viviana: Could you help me up?

Luna: Sure.

Luna gets up and helps Viviana up.

Luna: So...what now?

Viviana: Well, let's just follow this cave. It's bound to lead somewhere.

Luna: Okay.

Viviana and Luna continue their way down the cave. Meanwhile, Michael and Elyse have reached the bottom, but there's just one problem, nowhere to go.

Elyse: See? I told you there were cushions!

Michael: Yah, you were right. But now we've gotta find a way out of here.

Elyse: Be my guest, Captain Know it all.

Michael: First off, that's rude, second, I doubt Chris would leave us in an empty hole like this, so there's gotta be a way out of here.

Elyse: Okay. But next time, we're doing it my way.

Michael: Because your way is always the best way.

Elyse: You've got that right.

Michael: Ignoring that comment. Anyways, lets just search for a hidden brick or something sticking out.

Elyse: Okay.

Michael and Elyse feel around. Elyse trips on Michael's feet, and then rolls over something. A secret passageway opens up.

Elyse: Hey, you tripped me!

Michael: Look.

Elyse: What? Oh.

Michael and Elyse enter throught the passageway. Meanwhile, Diego and Tristan are crawling alog a narrow passageway.

Diego: Ugh, when was the last time you washed your feet?

Tristan: Yesterday, why?

Diego: Then what is that strong stench I smell?

Tristan sniffs around.

Tristan: Hey, I smell that too!

Diego: What is that?

Tristan: Don't look at me, I don't know what it is.

Diego: WWell, anyway, since it looks like we're going to be here for a while, can I tell you a secret?

Tristan: Sure, I guess.

Diego: You promise not to tell anyone?

Tristan: Sure.

Diego: Okay. You see, the reason why I want to get rid of Kaele is because she's been messing around in my personal life.

Tristan: Really? That's your big secret?

Diego: No, I was just getting to that. Anyways, I used to have a girlfriend, and she died.Got in a car wreck. I really thought she was the one too.

Tristan: Wow, I know how you feel. That must've been really painful. I felt the same way after I lost my grandma, then I learned to stop having feelings for people, and now it's better this way.

Diego: Thanks man.

Conf: Diego: "It's better this way?" Really? Hmmmmmmmmm...Maybe...Maybe I should reconsider some things, before I end up like that.

Meanwhile...

Kaele: *Panting* You know, this wouldn't have happened if you hadn't just went up all dumb and loud and touched that diamond!

Fred: Oh sure, it's all my fault!

Kaele: It kind of is!

Fred: Shut up!

Kaele: Don't you tell me to shut up you loser!

Fred: Fine, be quiet you moron!

Kaele: That's not what I meant!

Fred: Whatever!

Kaele: Soooooo...What do we do to get out of this?

Fred: Well, I suggest you stop running, and I keep running!

Kaele: *Sarcastic* HAHA! Very funny! You're a comedian. Seriously though?

Fred: I was being serious.

Kaele stares at Fred with an angry glare. Meanwhile, Viviana accidently sets off a trap, the two girls are hurling towards robotic gators on the bottom.

Luna: Hold on, I've got my...

Viviana: Crossbow. Yes, I know. In the mean time, I've got this. Grab on to me.

Viviana grabs one of Luna's arrows and sticks it in the wall.

Viviana: There, now you've got a better shot.

Luna shoots her crossbow at the ceiling, along the way, it hits the boulder that was after Fred and Kaele. It practically cuts it in half, as it was just paper mache.

Kaele: Oh what? Paper mache?

Fred: So you mean to tell me I could've just fell, and be done with this?

Kaele: Pretty much, yah.

Viviana: Well, that was pretty random.

Kaele: Hety, you guys need any help?

Viviana: Sure.

Fred: What? Who's down there?

Kaele: Never mind him

Fred: Eh, they don't need any help, they're the competition! Plus they're jerks.

Kaele: Hey, I bet you would be willing to help if it was Tristan!

Fred: That is...besides the point. I changed my mind, let's help them.

Viviana: No need.

Luna: Yah, we just...climbed on our own...no thanks to you two!

Fred: Fine!

Fred walks off on his own.

Kaele: I'm really sorry, but I'd better go and make sure he doesn't set off any traps.

Kaele goes after him. Viviana and Luna continue on their way.

Luna: So why...don't you...trust me?

Viviana: It's not that.

Luna: Really?

Viviana: Okay, it is kind of that, but it's just...How do I say this...

Luna: You think I'm weak...just because I stutter.

Viviana: No, ceratinly not that. It's just that with this challenge, I kind of don't want either of us to get seriously injured, or killed, and...

Luna: Oh...I get it...You're just trying...to protect me.

Viviana: Yes.

Luna: Well...I can say that...your heart is in the right place...But I can handle this stuff on my own...Thank you very much...Sure, not all of my plans work...But if I need help...I'll let you know.

Viviana: I'm sorry about all of this, It's just that back home, I have five siblings, and it's my job to take care of them all, because no one else will.

Luna: It's okay...I understand...but maybe you should stop taking over...and try...listening to what people want...more often.

Viviana: You know, maybe I should.

Meanwhile...

Elyse: Ugh, when does this tunnel end? It feels like we've been here forever.

Michael: We'll get there when we get there. Now stop...

Elyse: Wait, is that the diamond?

Michael: What? Where?

Elyse: Over there!

Michael turns, he sees the diamond at the end of a corridor. Elyse makes a break for it.

Michael: Wait, no don't!

Elyse: Out of my way goober!

Elyse accidently punches Michael out of the way. Elyse grabs the diamond (The right one this time), but suddenly, a rumbling is heard.

Elyse: What's that?

Michael: You've done it now! We need to get out of here!

Michael and Elyse run the other way, but before they can get out, a stone guardian rises up in front of them.

Michael: See?

Elyse starts punching at the guardian's toes. The guardian picks her up.

Elyse: You are going down!

Elyse drops the diamond and punches at the guardian's arm.

Michael: Watch it!

Michael grabs the diamond in the nick of time. Meanwihle, it flicks her away.

Michael: Well, that didn't work.

Suddenly, Fred and Kaele show up.

Fred: Yah, I'm out.

Kaele: Wait, he has the diamond!

Fred: I see.

Kaele goes after the diamond. Fred trips her.

Kaele: Hey, what was that for?

Fred: What? I didn't do anything.

Suddenly, there is an explosion, Diego and Tristan walk through the resulting hole. Meanwhile, the guardian picks up Michael as Elyse gets up and goes back at it.

Michael: What? No, you don't want me, I'm not...tastey enough?

Elyse: Hang on, I've gotcha!

Tristan: Throw me!

Diego: What?

Tristan: You heard me, just do it!

Diego: Okay.

Diego picks up Tristan and throws him at Michael. Tristan catches the diamond in mid air.

Elyse: Let him go you big meanie! *Punch* Ow, that one really hurt.

Michael: See, what'd I tell you. Also, we kinda lost the diamond by the way.

Elyse: What? Who has it?

Tristan: Run!

Diego and Tristan make a break for it. Elyse, Kaele, and half heartedly Fred run after them.

Michael: Hello? Who's gonna help me?

The guardian breathes fire on Michael. It roasts his shirt, and part of his hair. Suddenly, the guardian falls, thanks to Viviana and Luna tying a rope around its ankles.

Luna: Are...you alright?

Michael: I'm in pretty good shape, considering I got paired with Elyse.

Viviana: He's fine.

Luna: Hold on.

Luna puts a flame out in Michael's hair.

Michael: We'd better get going. Tristan and Diego have the diamond. We'd better get after them.

Viviana and Luna both nod and then the three join the pursuit of the diamond. Meanwhile, Tristan and Diego fall down a trap door. They end up in a room.

Diego: Okay so, what now?

As soon as Diego says that, spikes appear on the walls, and start closing in on Diego and Tristan.

Tristan: Now look what you did! *Sigh* Let's see what I've got!

Diego: Yah, well hurry!

Tristan: I'm going as fast as I can. Looks like I'm all out of IED's. I'm gonna have to make one.

Diego: What? That could take a long time, and time is something we don't have much of!

Tristan: Attach that there, and done!

Just as Tristan is placing the bomb, Elyse, Kaele, and Fred join them in this death trap.

Elyse: Get him!

Elyse and Kaele fight Tristan and Diego for the diamond. Suddenly, Tristan's IED goes off, which punches a hole in the wall. The five contestants leave. Meanwhile, Viviana, Michael, and Luna have just gotten to the spikes room.

Michael: Well, they were definantely here.

Viviana goes up to touch one of the spikes.

Viviana: Ow! These things are sharp!

Cut to Chris.

Chris: What? But those were supposed to be fake.

Chef whispers something in his ear.

Chris: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Meanwhile, Tristan and Diego are running down a cave, with Elyse, Kaele, and Fred after them. Suddenly, Kaele trips Fred.

Fred: What was that for?

Kaele: What? I didn't do anything.

Meanwhile, Tristan and Diego are running when suddenly, balls come hurling at them from the walls. Cut to Chris.

Chris: What? They wouldn't let us use poison arrows, so we had to improvise, and also we were running a bit low on money.

Diego: This is...the most annoying trap ever!

Tristan: Hang on, I've gotcha.

Tristan pulls a saucer sled out of his sack and uses it as a shield. Meanwhile...

Luna: Hey...this may be a bad time...but would you two like to join an alliance...with Kaele and I?

Viviana: Sure.

Michael: The more the merrier.

Elyse: Ha! Take this!

Elyse grabs the diamond from Tristan.

Tristan: Get her!

Elyse turns around to blow a raspberry at Diego and Tristan.

Tristan: Ha! Sucker!

With a robotic claw, Tristan reahes and grabs the diamond from Elyse. Just then, Elyse gets knocked out with a basketball. An exit approaches, but it is rapidly closing on them.

Diego: Quick!

Diego the sled, and slides it just under the door. It gives them just enough leway as the two slide out in the nick of time. Outside, they see their host. Tristan gets up and presents the gem to Chris.

Chris: And Diego and Tristan win immunity!

Before the elimination ceremony...

Kaele: Okay, so are we all on board?

Elyse: On what board?

Viviana: She means are you going to vote for Fred.

Elyse: Oh yah, sure.

Luna: Okay...sounds good.

Michael: But wait, what if Diego uses his idol?

Kaele: Look, I'm ninety percent sure they're gonna target me, I annoyed Fred to no end all day, and they're very protective of their own, but I've got this challenge idol right here. I'll have to win the challenge against Fred though. Wish me luck.

Meanwhile...

Diego: I would like to use my idol.

Chris: Ah! the vote stealer! Excellent. Who's your victom?

Diego: Elyse.

Cuts to the elimination ceremony.

Chris: Elyse, since you had the teal tiger first, you get the first barf bag.

Elyse catches her barf bag.

Chris: Diego and Tristan, you guys have immunity, so here are your barf bags.

They both catch their barf bags.

Chris: Luna, Michael, and Viviana, you guys all have not votes so here are your barf bags.

The three catch their barf bags.

Chris: This is it, the final barf bag, and Fred and Kaele, you both annoyed each other and others to no end today. And the last barf bag goes to Fre...

Kaele: Not so fast!

Kaele pulls out her idol.

Tristan: WHAT? But that's impossible. I took your idol

Kaele: You thought you took my idol. In actuality, that is the decoy I made.

Tristan: What? But how?

Chris: Let me see that idol.

Chris snatches the idol from Tristan, gets out his magnifine glass and inspects it.

Chris: Hmmmmmmm...That's it!

Tristan and Kaele: What?

Chris: This C on the Mclean brand seal is out of place.

Tristan: Who cares about a C?

Chris: The people at Mclean brand corp do! This is a replica, albeit a darn good one, but point is that Kaele posesses the real idol, but why is it sweaty?

Kaele: Sorry, but that's a side effect of leaving it in my shoe.

Chris: Gross! Just for that, I'm not going to do a trivia challenge like I had planned. I'm going to do something much, much worse.

Fred: Oh yah, what would that be?

Chris: Oh, you'll see.

Chris whispers something in Chef's ear. Chef nods. Cuts to everyone back at the temple.

Chris: Okay, first one of you to make it up these stairs gets to stay. Loser gets a ride courtesy of Gloria.

Conf: Tristan: Okay, this is not over yet. Fred can still win this dumb competition, and this could still end up okay. JUST DON'T SCREW IT UP!