User:Webkinz Mania

Hello everybody! I am Webkinz Mania (The Paranoid Admin, WM, Webby) is an admin in the Total Drama Wiki, who watches Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. I am a bigger fan of the Total Drama Action series than Total Drama Island, because the challenges were really organized around movies. --  Webkinz Mania  says   stuff

Biography
I am an admin here and I played Owen for four episodes until his elimination in Total Drama Roleplay Season One. I hosted as Chris for most of Season One of Total Drama Roleplay also. I got chosen to be Owen's roleplayer for season two and he isn't eliminated yet. I used to host the Wild Card Round and Bonus Round in Quiz Bowl, before it's hiatus. Many people have been asking about this username. When I made the account, there was no Total Drama Wiki. I made my account for Webkinz Wiki and I am headmaster there also. There you go. ;) I was one of the first users here and I remember when my first page got deleted by Wiki Founder, Vamp. I was elected Featured User in August 2009 and I was the runner-up in the Wiki President election, against our current Wiki President, Freehugs41 . I currently do not plan to run for President again.

I also am in charge of updating the front page and the Featured Article, Featured Image, Featured Quote and Featured User each Sunday and end of the month.

I update our Twitter a lot also and I want to make this wiki better! :) I try to be active and come everyday. I hope you make friends here and have a good time. I don't answer my talkpage a lot, but I am in the Shoutbox and in the IRC a lot. I will be there if you want to talk to me or ask me questions! Thank you! --  Webkinz Mania  says   stuff

Status

 * Last Updated: 2/15: Put my avatar up and it fits in with this page! Moved the character template down and will add more quotes soon.

Trivia

 * I am the administer with the most-ister. - Calvin Coolidge
 * Brittany and Jeff sitting in a... hallway. K-I-S-S-L-M-N-O-P! - Bbhinton15, playing Lindsay in Total Drama Roleplay
 * Great Quotes!!!!

Characters
From favorite to least
 * 22nd: Courtney
 * She was very bossy and mean. She also eliminated a few of my favorite campers. I liked her until then.


 * 21st: Justin
 * Using looks for staying in the game... cheating. His character was better in Total Drama Island.


 * 20th: Bridgette
 * Just a kiss away... I don't know why I don't like her but I just don't. It is very strange like that.


 * 19th: Cody
 * Yet another so and so character. I call him weird. Same reason for the person right under him...


 * 18th: Trent
 * Nine more times!! Ahh... Yeah. Nine less. Nine more parts of my body to hate him. He was okay but now not.


 * 17th: Geoff
 * Same reason as Bridgette but a bit more enjoyable but was a better produced character by far.


 * 16th: Sadie
 * Sadie is funnier but I like Katie more because she's more srs (serious) and is smarter.


 * 15th: Katie
 * I like Katie a bit more. Pretty close. Please read above for more details. :p


 * 14th: Gwen
 * I am also over you booting off Trent. You believe in karma. Like Jen, still not my favorite like the old days but still. :p


 * 13th: LeShawna
 * Well, I am now over her cheating. She is still a good character. :) I can't wait until the future.


 * 12th: Beth
 * She is one of the better characters but again is so and so. She needs to be a bit learned more. She was a liar to me. :p


 * 11th: Ezekiel
 * Ezekiel may be weak like Noah but is also weird and a bit funny sometimes. I liked when he got introduced in Total Drama Island.


 * 10th: Noah
 * He is quite boring, is weak and does barely. He can be good in Total Drama School (don't get ideas from me) but his lines are a bit funny.


 * 9th: Harold
 * Character is starting to become good! Finally... now that I know Courtney is a pest asking for REWARD! REWARD!


 * 8th: Eva
 * She may be really boring and weak like Ezekiel and Noah but she is enjoyable to watch sometimes. She was great in The Aftermath: IV.


 * 7th: Tyler
 * Tyler is great. Nothing bad about him. Not a single thing. Well, except, I want to hear him more. He is really quiet.


 * 6th: DJ
 * Another awesome cast mate/camper worth watching. Nice side. Nothing so bad about him either!


 * 5th: Izzy
 * Great person. Very crazy... very funny... returns before your eyes. Nice categories for a girl... running in the woods...


 * 4th: Heather
 * So much better than Justin. I'll blabber on and on about why. She is the villain but what kind? The smart kind.


 * 3rd: Duncan
 * Very good produced. Makes fun of Harold and will do anything to hate LeShawna. Plus, he has a little soft side.


 * 2nd: Lindsay
 * Grindsay... what? Very funny. Doesn't know about things and is great to listen and watch. Lindsay was dumb but really funny! REALLY! Look at the quotes


 * 1st: Owen
 * It wasn't because he won the game. It was because every challenge he had done, it gave me a laugh. He is the best out of the rest! His "Eat Healthy!" question was good in The Aftermath: IV.

Couples

 * Gwen and Trent - Support
 * Total Drama Island: These two were into each other from the beginning and things got rocky in the middle of the series but was a heart at the end.
 * Total Drama Action: Gwen and Trent are broken up. I want Gwen to get karma for eliminating her boyfriend, out of anybody.


 * Courtney and Duncan - Support
 * Total Drama Island: Not a big deal for me. I am more of a Screaming Gophers fan than Killer Bass.
 * Total Drama Action: Duncan reacts like its a dream. I need to see more...


 * LeShawna and Harold - Oppose
 * Total Drama Island: Awful matches. Awful couple. Find a geeky girlfriend, not a gankster.
 * Total Drama Action: Harold wants to be by LeShawna. This is what I'd do: read above. BethXHarold. Read below.


 * Bridgette and Geoff - Oppose
 * Total Drama Island: Same with Courtney/Duncan and LeShawna/Harold.
 * Total Drama Action: I'll be happy if they break up. Stop kissing and get in the game.


 * Lindsay and Tyler - Support
 * Total Drama Island: This couple is great, though also a bit weird.
 * Total Drama Action: Lindsay must think about Tyler a lot. Is Tyler here?


 * Geoff and Gwen - Support
 * Total Drama Island: One "good" interaction...
 * Total Drama Action: Nothing good is going on also... WHAT HAPPENED?!


 * Beth and Harold - Support
 * Total Drama Action: Ah... I like this a bit. It may be new. I like Harold's TDA Exclusive, talking about Beth. Weird and Weird, good match.


 * Beth and Brady - Oppose
 * Total Drama Action: Beth starts talking about him a lot, then breaks up with him after like 12 episodes... not a good match.


 * Beth and Justin - Oppose
 * Total Drama Island: Beth booted off Justin! OOOOOH! ;)
 * Total Drama Action: Beth gets over Justin around episode eleven and he does bad until his elimination. Like Brady and Beth almost.


 * Gwen and DJ - Support
 * Total Drama Island: Gwen making fun of DJ. No hints but still.
 * Total Drama Action: Some hints here. Thank this dude for the main idea of it. :p


 * Gwen and Duncan - Support
 * Total Drama Island: This relationship is really good, even though it isn't one yet.
 * Total Drama Action: This relationship caused downfalls of two others but the pair is quite good!


 * Heather and Harold - Oppose
 * Total Drama Action: Just a really weird couple. Period.


 * Gwen and Harold - Oppose
 * Total Drama Action: Just a really weird couple. Period. Same as above.


 * Duncan and Heather - Oppose
 * Total Drama Action: It's okay but I am not the biggest fan of it. Almost like the two above.


 * Cody and Gwen - Support
 * Total Drama Island: I kinda like it. Gets pretty good but is weird.
 * Total Drama Action: Minor mention by Cody, nothing much.

Total Drama Island
Here are my favorite episodes:


 * 1) I Triple Dog Dare You!
 * 2) Dodgebrawl
 * 3) Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
 * 4) Haut Camp-ture
 * 5) If You Can't Take The Heat...
 * 6) Phobia Factor
 * 7) Basic Straining
 * 8) Wawanakwa Gone Wild!
 * 9) Hide and Be Sneaky
 * 10) The Very Last Episode, Really!
 * 11) The Big Sleep
 * 12) Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
 * 13) Trial by Tri-Armed Triathlon
 * 14) X-Treme Torture
 * 15) Who Can You Trust?
 * 16) Brunch of Disgustingness
 * 17) Search and Do Not Destroy
 * 18) No Pain, No Game
 * 19) Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island
 * 20) Up the Creek
 * 21) That's Off the Chain!
 * 22) Hook, Line and Screamer
 * 23) Not Quite Famous
 * 24) Paintball Deer Hunter
 * 25) Camp Castaways
 * 26) Are We There Yeti?
 * 27) The Sucky Outdoors

Favorite Episodes

 * Total Drama Island: Not So Happy Campers - Part 1, Dodgebrawl, Wawanakwa Gone Wild!, Haut Camp-ture, I Triple Dog Dare, You!
 * Total Drama Action: One Flu Over The Cuckoos, One Million Bucks, B.C., Million Dollar Babies, Dial M for Merger, Top Dog, The Aftermath: IV

There were only a few episodes I didn't like for certain reasons. A few of these I like, but not parts of it. Underline is Parts of the Episode!

Disliked Episodes

 * Total Drama Island - Not Quite Famous, The Sucky Outdoors, Up the Creek , Paintball Deer Hunter, That's Off the Chain! , Hook Line and Screamer , Camp Castaways, Are We There Yeti?, Total Drama Drama Drama Drama Island!
 * Total Drama Action - Monster Cash, Alien Resurr-eggtion, Riot On Set, Beach Blanket Bogus, 3:10 to Crazytown , Masters of Disasters, Full Metal Drama, The Princess Pride

Favorite Quotes
I love a bunch of the quotes! Here are a bunch of them! :) Most of them feature Lindsay, a great character.

Total Drama Island

 * NOW! - Heather

TDI, #1

 * Good. Is this where we're staying? - Noah No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party. - Duncan


 * Ezekiel. What's up, man? - Chris I think I see a bird. - Ezekiel


 * Is this summer camp? That is so cool! Do you have paper mache here? Are we having lunch soon? - Izzy That is a good call! - Owen

TDI, #2

 * I thought this was going to be a talent contest! - Lindsay Ha ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha... (turns serious) No. - Chris


 * We get to stay-ay, we get to stay-ay, we are so awesome, we won the contest! - Owen

TDI, #3

 * (to Owen) Yeah, it's called "over-eating". Look into it. - Heather


 * Did I mention that I ate the entire batch of baked beans and maple syrup? Funny thing about baked beans... they make me sleepwalk.

TDI, #4

 * The first rule of dodgeball is- - Chris Do not talk about dodgeball? - Noah


 * Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test. - Noah I know, right? - Lindsay

TDI, #5

 * Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, (looks at Duncan) as long as it's legal. (Duncan snaps his fingers, frowning) - Chris


 * My sister got diarrhea once on a date and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom and I've never told a soul. O-oops. Sorry, Paula... - Lindsay

TDI, #6

 * (meanwhile, the camera focuses on two squirrels who are mocking and mimicking their feud)


 * C'mon, you guys! They're just trying to see if they can punk us twice! This is not a real bear, and I'm going to prove it to you. (pulls a clump of its hair) Wow, that does seem kind of real... (the bear roars) Yeah; that's a real bear. - Owen

TDI, #7

 * Look, that cloud is following him. Awww, it's like his own baby cloud. I want one, too! Here, cloudy-cloud! - Lindsay

TDI, #8

 * YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!! - Izzy

TDI, #9

 * Sure, we could've taken those lame-o antler hats off, but Miss Counselor-In-Training would probably go blab to Chris and have us disqualified. And hey, I kinda liked it. - Duncan


 * There are only have seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper... - Chris (speaking quickly) Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can't we just get this over with it? - Gwen

TDI, #10

 * I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak...and really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless. - Heather


 * My biscuits are burning! - Harold


 * Is it finally lunch time? - Owen

TDI, #11

 * Hi, Chris here. Sometimes, teams just don't get along. So the producers and I thought that the best way to work through the group friction would be... to exploit it for laughs. This is gonna be awesome! - Chris

TDI, #12

 * Listen up, you little cockroaches! I want all campers to report to the Dock of Shame at 09:00 hours! (A brief pause) That means now, soldiers, NOW! - Chef


 * Uhh, General Crazy, we've got a situation here. - Duncan


 * Back on the course, soldiers. NOW! One false move and I'll be on you like stink on a poop wagon! - Chef I look forward to it, sir! - Duncan


 * (as LeShawna sinks in the mud) Fallen solider, I salute you! - Duncan You just bought yourself twenty more push-ups! - Chef Thank you! (kisses Chef's nose; Chef becomes enraged) - Duncan

TDI, #13

 * You know what's really romantic? - Bridgette Uh, writing someone's name in the snow with your pee? - Geoff Actually, I was thinking more of the written word. - Bridgette Oh, you mean like a tattoo? I've got one on my butt. Wanna see? - Geoff


 * Trent, is there anything you want to ask me before they take you to get, uh, reboned? - Gwen Yeah, is my hair messed up? - Trent


 * Wait a minute, pause that. Let's just rewind that shot and run it super slow-mo. (rewind, then plays in slow-motion while Geoff, with his pants down, flies above him) I'm embarrassed. (scribbles on his picture with a marker) This is so degrading; I mean, just look at me! Can we just please get a decent budget together for hair and makeup? I look like I just fell out of bed. Geez! - Chris


 * Farewell, Total Drama Island. I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies. What more could a man ask for? - Harold You loved? - Gwen You're a man? - LeShawna You saw boobies?! - Bridgette

TDI, #14

 * Yeah that's right, you keep putting down that tape, and if you cross it, I'll smack you down! - LeShawna


 * But dolphins are our friends! - Bridgette

TDI, #15

 * (After seeing Eva return; talking to Chris) Wait a sec, you said no one was allowed back! - Gwen (Over loudspeaker): I did? - Chris And once you leave - Gwen (Flashback of Chris from past episode plays) And once you leave on the Dock of Shame, on the Boat of Losers, you can never, never ever, EVER come back! - Chris


 * (About Eva) She was an audience favorite? - Heather Not really, but we liked her. Also returning to camp, it's Izzy! - Chris Oh no! - Bridgette, Eva, and Lindsay


 * The Grizzly Bear say what? (about the bear) I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall. - LeShawna


 * I vote off Ava, cause she's scarier than Heather, Laquesha, and Gwen combined. - Lindsay

TDI, #17

 * Heather is my best friend on the island. I mean, sure she steals my food and borrows my clothes and call me names but that's what BFF's are for: Best Female Friends! - Lindsay Who cares about friends? In this world, there are shepherds and there are sheep and Lindsay is a major sheep. Baaaaaaah! I've got flip-flops with more brains than her [Lindsay] but hey, she's useful right now. - Heather


 * Lindsay, couldn't you do better than hiding under your covers? - Chris Fooled you. This isn't even my bunk. - Lindsay


 * Knock-knock. - Chris Who's there? - Lindsay The entire viewing world. - Chris The entire viewing world who? - Lindsay

TDI, #18

 * Welcome to the Arts and crafts center! - Chris More like the Arts and crap center. - Duncan


 * (to Heather) Look, it's an ugly doll with pretty hair just like you! - Lindsay I think sometimes I say the wrong thing. Once I told my math teacher that his new hairpiece looked like my dog's butt, but he totally took it the wrong way. My dog has the cutest curly little butt! It was a compliment! - Lindsay


 * It only weighs two ounces. - Heather Like her brain. - Gwen


 * You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little......(shows middle finger) (a long phrase of expletives are camouflaged by a long "bleep" sound)! I always told them they were wrong. I stood up for you because I thought we were BFFs but they're right. You really are a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little (a long phrase of expletives are camouflaged by a long "bleep" sound)! And guess what? I don't want to be BFFs anymore. I'd rather spend the day staring at Owen's butt than shopping with you. And P.S.... your shoes are tacky!! - Lindsay

TDI, #19

 * So that's how Owen won the hotdog-athon. Owen ate two hundred dogs...well, 198, actually. The judges wouldn't count the last two since they squirted back up Owen's nose. - Owen


 * Ok. Rule #1: Do not go off on your own. Rule #2: If you do go off on your own, never go in the woods. Rule #3: If you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods or you will die in the woods! ... Where's Izzy and Owen? - Gwen Breaking rules one through three. - Duncan


 * (Izzy is still glaring at Owen angrily) Owen's not getting to second base, is he? - Owen (Izzy shakes her head no) First base? - Owen (Izzy shakes her head no again)

TDI, #20

 * Only seven campers remain. Who will win? Who will lose? (the beaver bites him) OW! Who will need a rabies shot thanks to this ungrateful little... (pauses, remembering he's on camera) Find out tonight on this episode of Total Drama Island. - Chris


 * ''You'll each have eight hours to bag an animal. - Chris (grabs Owen) Got one. - Duncan A wild animal. - Chris


 * ''(in the confessional) I can't believe I'm in the final seven! Can you actually see me.... winning? That would be awesome! Everyone else here totally deserves it more than I do, though. Except Heather; she's really mean. I'm not afraid of her though... - Owen (banging on the door) Owen! (Owen jumps and screams) Are you almost done in there?! - Heather (nervous) Just about done... - Owen


 * These degenerates get cute little froggies and wee baby duckies and I'm supposed to catch a bear with my bare hands? - Heather


 * ''Loser cleans the communal washrooms. - Chris (Everyone gasps) Sorry. (chuckles) I think I ate too much of that delicious paste. (farts) - Owen


 * I assume I'm the favorite to win. I mean, look who's left: Weird Goth Girl, a criminal, a fart machine, a party dude, a psycho hose beast, and LeShawna. And the only thing she has going for her is that she hasn't made any enemies. Whoop-doo. We're not here to make friends; we're here to win (breaks nail file and throws it away), and that's exactly what I plan on doing. - Heather


 * (after seeing the duck run off) Uh, last time I checked, ducks waddled. - Gwen


 * ''(Wall of raccoons transforms into raccoon-like monster) (nervously) That's more than meets the eye. - Duncan

TDI, #21

 * This place sucks. At least in Juvie, we had a half-hour of television a day and they kept the lunatics locked up separately. - Duncan


 * (in confession cam; breathing into a paper bag) Owen is revolting. If I make it out of this garbage heap alive, I'll issue a restraining order on his oversized butt. (to Owen) Uh, no offense. (Zooms out revealing Owen in the background) - Heather


 * (Chris lifts the covers revealing wooden heads of the other campers, and Owen screams) Relax, it's just Eva. Ew, two Evas; that is upsetting. - Heather


 * (dizzy) (voice is high and shaky) We haaaave a WIENER!! LeDonca....and Shewanenan.....TAKE IT! That means aaaaanybody can get voted off ta-niiiight! (faints) - Chris


 * Mom always said "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"... in which case, Heather would say nothing, ever! She is the meanest, the nastiest, the (beep) (beep) in all of Kalamazoo! (to Heather) Uh, no offense. - Owen Wow, none taken. I sorta respect you for it... (angrily) never do it again! - Heather

TDI, #22

 * I love being a loser, this is soooo much more my style. If I known how phat this place was, I would had gotten my butt kicked off in the first episode. Plus, now Tyler and I can hang out! (kisses Tyler) Which one's Tyler? - Lindsay


 * Look, somebody's bikini bottom! - Izzy I think that's yours, Izzy. - Katie (pause, looks under the water) Oh, crap, it is! - Izzy


 * Give it a break already, eh! I mean, I got kicked off on the first- (Courtney hits him with the lamp post) - Ezekiel You just would've gotten kicked off in another episode. Nobody liked you that much. - Lindsay (gasps) That is so not true! Everyone likes me! I used to be a C.I.T! - Courtney (A coconut falls on Courtney's head) This is a coconut; we're in Muskoka, people. If you're going to drop props on my head, at least make them geographically correct! (Snow falls on her. Then a sled lands on the mound of snow and then an Eskimo lands on the sled) Ow! - Courtney Are you Tyler? - Lindsay


 * (About her experience on the Island) It sucked! At least my anger management issues improved a bit. - Eva Are you Tyler? - Lindsay (Eva hits Lindsay's face with a steak)


 * Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, I got a letter from my sister that said there's a picture of me on "Star Stalker" magaziiine!! Eeeeee!!! - Lindsay Eeeeeee!!! - Katie and Sadie (sarcastically) Eeeeee. Congratulations, you just peaked. It's all downhill from here, honey. (rolls eyes) - Noah


 * Here's how it's gonna work! There are no marshmallows. I'm gonna ask you, one by one, who you would like to see join you here tonight at Playa de Losers. (eyeing the first of the voters) Katie and Sadie, since you share a brain, I'll ask you both. Who would you like to vote for? - Chris (giddily) Ohh! I miss LeShawna the most! - Sadie (bell dings signifying a vote against LeShawna) Ohhh! It would be so much fun to have her here! Definitely LeShawna! - Katie (bell dings) (everyone gasps) Why are you voting her off!? If you like LeShawna... - Courtney (bell dings) ...leave her in! - Courtney That's three votes: LeShawna. - Chris What? NO! - Courtney You're just voting off my girlfriend to spite me (hits Courtney). - Harold Let go of me, you big geek! - Courtney (Harold and Courtney start having a slap fight, and eventually, fall into the pool.) (chuckles) Excellent! - Noah Okay! Onto the next voter: Lindsay. - Chris (assuring everyone) Don't worry! I'm not gonna vote for LeShawna. - Lindsay (bell dings) (angrily) LINDSAY! - DJ No! You can't vote for me! You have to vote for someone who's in the final five, like LeShawna. - Lindsay (bell dings) Okay! C'mon, guys! NO ONE SAY "LESHAWNA"! - Izzy (bell dings as Izzy gasps and covers up her mouth) (in background) That's six votes LeShawna. - Chris Squawk! LeShawna! - Parrot (bell dings) NO! - Everyone Seven votes LeShawna. - Chris Chris, that was a parrot! It doesn't even know who LeShawna is! - Trent (bell dings) Squawk! Polly want a LeShawna! - Parrot (bell dings) (enthusiastically) Nine! - Chris (Trent slaps his forehead)

TDI, #23

 * (in confessional) Oh, darn it! There's something about this confessional that just makes me want to confess stuff! - Owen


 * So I snuck in and ate the entire soccer team's bake sale. I mean the whole sale. But I got caught on account of the icing in my hair. My mom made me pay for it out of my allowance. But mmmmm, those soccer moms make a mean brownie. I'm hungry. - Owen


 * (opens the confessional stall door) I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! AAAAHHHH!!! And without breakfast. - Owen


 * Okay. Going to my happy place. I'm in a doughnut shop. There's an all-you-can-eat-for-a-dollar sale on. Unlimited chocolate milk. - Owen


 * Guys, you know what we have to do? - Owen Run for our lives and leave you and Mr. Coconut behind? - Duncan


 * Why is he talking to a coconut? - Chef


 * It's time for Mr. Coconut to walk the Dock of Shame. - Chris BUT WHY?! - Owen Get it together, dude. You're starting to creep me out. - Chris (after Chris throws Mr. Coconut into the lake) Don't worry Mr. Coconut. I shall never let go! - Owen

TDI, #24

 * Yeah, it's me doing the recap, you got a problem with that?! Since Chris is off hosting some foo-foo award show, I'm filling in as host. And guess what? I ain't happy about it neither. So sit back, shut up and watch tonight's episode of Total Drama Island. - Chef


 * (after the campers run into the bat cave) Duncan? - Owen Owen? - Heather Heather? - Duncan Duncan? - Heather Heather? - Gwen Gwen? - Heather Gwen? - Owen Owen? - Gwen Now that we've taken roll call, what are we going to do? Did you see the size of that thing? - Heather

TDI, #25

 * I wanted to believe it. I dreamed it could be true. And now the day is finally here. All you can eat pancakes! - Owen (To Chef) Don't be shy, dude! Four words...all you can eat. You got the pancakes, I got the stomach. - Owen


 * Yeah, the money would be awesome. But you know what would be sweeter? Making sure Heather loses. - Gwen Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! - Owen If I win, I'm gonna buy Camp Wawanakwa so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard. - Gwen Pancakes! Pancakes! Pancakes! Ha! - Owen When I win, I'm thinking of my own spinoff series: "The World According to Heather". - Heather I'd never win, but if I did, I'd start every day with pancakes... 'cause they're like little mini sunshines filled with yummy fun. - Owen Personally, I've had enough drama here to last a lifetime. I mean, Owen's okay but eight weeks of Heather was about as much fun as a mouthful of impacted molars. - Gwen Sure, eight weeks with these losers is cause for insanity, but at least the mother ship knows where Gwen is now so they can retrieve her and Greenpeace can bag and tag Owen as the hazardous waste that he is. - Heather But all the 'all you can eat' pancakes in the world wouldn't be special without friends to share them. (sighs) - Owen Sure, Owen's dumb luck has won him a few challenges but it's his ability not to be disgusted by anything edible that worries me. - Heather Do you ever notice how much a toilet seat looks like a pancake? (laughs and licks the toilet seat) - Owen ...and lazy. Sloths could take a cue from Slowen. - Heather (bites toilet seat) I should probably spit this out. (falls asleep) - Owen Thankfully, Gwen has no strengths. She's just a low-rent gutter-punk with dragon breath and ugly hair. - Heather Heather's strength is obviously her bottomless pit of mean. I'm banking on her massive ego to be her downfall. - Gwen (still asleep) - Owen


 * What is this, grade 5? Why don't we just do 7 Minutes of Heaven in a skanky-like basement closet? - Heather Yeah! Good Call! Let's do it! (Heather smacks Owen) - Owen


 * Sorry. Them's the rules. - Chris I thought you said there weren't any rules! - Heather


 * You want drama? You'll be penniless! Jobless! Your name will be mud on every blog from here to Cape Breton! - Heather

TDI, #26

 * (in the confessional) The people here sucked. They were nothing but a bunch of (flashbacks of the campers from throughout the season play) backstabbing, manipulative, two timing, fame hungry, dimwitted, certifiably insane, really weird, psychotic, red-necked, overbearing, goody goody, know it all, party obsessed (flashbacks stop) jerks! (blows bangs away) I was lucky enough to meet five people who were actually sane. (shows Owen, LeShawna, DJ, Bridgette, and Cody smiling). - Gwen


 * (in the confessional) The one thing I'll be remembered for, uh? (flashbacks of Owen farting play) I hope my great personality. (farts) - Owen


 * (in the confessional) What will I be remembered for? (flashbacks of Gwen play) My great personality. Okay I'm done here. (pushes camera away, confession ends) - Gwen


 * Why is Heather smiling like that? - Gwen Maybe she loves her new do. Or she could just be really happy for us. - Owen Wow! Do you ever have a bad thought about anyone? - Gwen


 * Ok, these chicks are all starting to scare me. Maybe I won't invite them to the party... psych!! (laughs) - Owen


 * Yeah, just remind me never to come between Owen and a brownie again. - Gwen


 * I'll treasure it for the rest of my life. Oh, screw it! I can buy all the marshmallows I want now. (Owen eats the marshmallow) - Owen


 * Yo, Owen, do you know what it's time for? - Geoff No, no, guys...my hair! DUUUUUUUDES!!! - Chris (gets thrown into the lake by Owen, Duncan, and Geoff  I've been wanting to do that all summer! How do you like that, pretty boy?! - Chef Oh, Chef... - Geoff (laughs) You're next, dude! - Owen

TDI, #27

 * There were losers... (someone throws a toaster at him) Okay, lots of losers. - Chris


 * (in confessional) Yeah, me and LeShawna are pretty tight. We'll probably move in together when we're thirty... I'd have to ask my mom first. She'll probably give us the basement. - Harold


 * (in confessional, referring to drawing a happy face on the back of Heather's bald head) Okay, you know you'd done the same thing if you were me. After all that girl did to the rest of us over the last eight weeks, she's lucky I didn't tattoo it on her head! - LeShawna


 * Let me get this straight. After messing with our heads for an entire summer, you expect us to start running around the island like idiots all over again? - Heather


 * (snorts) You frontin' me? I'd rather stick a tire iron up my butt than team up with you. - LeShawna


 * (to Cody, Tyler and DJ) Uhhh, guys, I kinda have to go. - Owen So turn around and take a whizz! We're all dudes here. - DJ No, not number one. (farts) Number poo. - Owen Oh! - Cody, Tyler, DJ Head for the woods, dude! Just be sure you put some serious distance between you and us! - DJ Yeah. We'll wait here. - Tyler (Owen begins walking towards the woods, dragging Tyler, DJ and Cody with him since they're tied together) You've got to untie yourself first! - DJ (Owen fiddles with the rope but can't untie the knots) I can't! - Owen (looks at Cody) Where'd you learn how to tie these knots? The army? - DJ Actually, it was a special after school program- - Cody (looks at Owen) And you! Why didn't you go before we tied ourselves together? - DJ I didn't have to go then! Guys, this is serious!!! - Owen (Looks down with resignation) I guess you're just gonna have to... go... -DJ (They all back up until Owen's behind a bush, he squats down so all that is seen is his head and the sound of him sliding down his pants) What do I wipe with, bark?! - Owen


 * (stuck head first in beaver dam) Noooo! No! That was a million dollars, you stupid beavers! (The beavers start beating on Heather's head) - Heather


 * Look, the paparazzi! (Justin turns away and poses as the guys ambush him and take back the case) - Cody


 * (seeing a bear walk up to him) Oh, I bet it's Izzy in there. (opens bear's mouth) Izzy, can you hear me? (bear roars) It's not Izzy! - Owen


 * (to the other competitors on the diving board from her hot air balloon after grabbing the case) Suckers! I'll call you from my hot tub phone at my new mansion in- (the bear pokes her from behind; she turns and faces him) What?! ... AHHHHHHH!!! (she jumps off the balloon onto the diving board) - Courtney

Total Drama Action

 * He said he was on "cloud nine" which is like heaven which means he's not alive anymore. What do you do with dead people? You bury them. So, maybe he's buried underground; Maybe we should dig and see if we find him! - Lindsay (TDA, #20)


 * Who cares? Not me! I couldn't care less. Not even if I tried to care less. I. Do. Not. Care. ... Noooo! - Courtney (TDA, #20)


 * Ooo, your fate, in my glands. Ooo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, it's you and meeee! And you and me makes weee. You. and me-e-e-e-e-e-e-eee like butterknives we're free! We're freeeee! - Lindsay (TDA, #21)


 * Why is Owen eating my popcorn? - Lindsay (TDA, #21)


 * Great...maybe I'll get lucky and today's genre will be "guy in a coma" movie. - Duncan (TDA, #24)


 * What's the point of having a spy who's been spied? - Chris (TDA, #24)

TDA Exclusives
I love a bunch of them. Here are my rankings in order. Please note that Justin and Trent aren't included because I haven't seen their exclusives ever or in a while.


 * 1) Courtney - Just epic! I liked it when she threw her PDA when her lawyers took a three week vacation and her papers blew away!
 * 2) Harold - Wondering about mentioning Beth? XD. A bad side? Interesting. I hope we learn more!
 * 3) Lindsay - I liked most of it. It was so like her. XD. It was pretty good!
 * 4) Izzy (2) - It was good when she said she left Owen a present, a bomb!
 * 5) Owen - It was funny to hear that he wanted to go to the closest drive thru.
 * 6) Heather - I missed part of it but talking about her hair... Oh Heather, you are too much!
 * 7) Gwen - Gwen got scared when she found out Trent was in the Aftermath.
 * 8) Izzy (1) - Izzy is a good character and she was pretty funny in her first elimination! Wish she was still waving to Total Drama Action though.
 * 9) BridGeoff - XD. Geoff was pretty funny in this one. Kinda starts out him caring about something else more than Bridgette.
 * 10) LeShawna - A bit boring but talking about beating the crap out of Duncan? :p LeShawna... LeShawna. Imagine if she saw LeShawna Jr. ;)
 * 11) DJ - His was actually quite boring. He just talks about his fans. It is nice and all but just boring...

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