User:Bigez620/Blaineley's Audition

Audition tape
As the camera faded in, a red carpet was shown, with several flashing cameras in the background. As Blaineley walked to the center of it, she posed several times, and then turned to the camera. "Hola producers of Camp and Studio Drama! Blaineley Stacy Andrews O'Halloran here; host of Celebrity Manhunt and head writer of over twenty teen gossip magazines! As you can see, my digs are great, but the network producers at Celebrity Manhunt are so stingy that the check they give me at the end of the week is about as useful as a coaster for my iced coffee..." Blaineley rolled her eyes, "But enough about that, I wanna join the show to give these washed up losers a run for their money! I've got the brains, strengths, and strategies to help me do so. I mean, how hard can it be? How old are those competitors anyway? Twelve?" Suddenly, the flashing cameras ceased, and red carpet behind Blaineley, which is revealed to be a green screen, collapses. Blaineley laughs nervously, "Heh... heh... Okay, who's the mediocre technical producer who couldn't even set up a simple green screen?" Blaineley stormed off as the camera faded to black.

CONFESSIONAL Blaineley looks at her surroundings in disgust. "Eyuck, can we get a little touch-up in here? Chop chop!" Blaineley clapped her hands twice, only for nothing to happen. "Oh, come one, I saw season two! I know there must be a make-up department around here somewhere... Do I at least get my own intern?"