Chinese Fake-Out

'''The top seven go to China for a visit to the Great Wall. Tension countinues between four contestants, and a different contestant plans to establish the connection between themselves and another. One new contestant allies with a staff member, but in the end, they are voted off along with another.'''

Recap
Duncan greets Courtney in first class and tries to mend the fences between them. He doesn't mind her not talking to him, except that he could use the extra ally now that Owen is gone. Courtney, in response to Duncan's peace offering, shoves him head-first into the wedding cake. Over the plane's PA system, Blaineley tries to form an alliance with a certain someone, and remembering Chef helping DJ last season, suggests a TV deal if he helps her. Cody mopes about the fact that Sierra thinks the two of them are married now due to what happened last episode. Alejandro sides with Sierra, but Heather tries to help Cody out, by telling him that being forthright with Sierra will get her to back off for good.

The contestants are lined up in front of the Great Wall of China. Chris gets as far as saying the contestants must race along the wall before he is interrupted by a call. The contestants race off after they misinterpret a signal, missing out on vital information. Each contestant grabs a different mode of transportation to help them on their journey: Blaineley sits in the rickshaw, Duncan rides the bicycle, Alejandro uses the skateboard, Courtney pedals the tricycle, Cody mounts the donkey with the aid of pogo-sticking Sierra, and Heather is stuck with the traditional Chinese wooden sandals. Duncan and Alejandro race neck and neck down the wall, until Duncan hits a boobytrap mine. Cody finds his donkey stubbornly not moving, while Sierra hops behind and around him. He tries to "break up" with her, but she focuses on the fact that he said he liked her. Sighing, he spurs on the donkey, who kicks Sierra off the Great Wall of China and into a Chinese tea store. There, she is given a bag of Love-Me tea; the more of it she drinks, the more Cody will love her.

Courtney gets stuck in a crack of the wall, and Alejandro suggests to Duncan that they should stop to help her. Duncan thinks it'd be fun to watch her struggle for a while, but Alejandro is thinking she might help him in turn. Once she is free, she does offer to return the favor later. The three of them race off for the finish line, but Courtney hits another boobytrap and goes flying. Alejandro and Duncan cross the finish line at almost the same time, only to learn there is no prize for first place. Cody and Heather finish shortly afterwards, and Blaineley "somehow" got to the finish line. Chris is about to ring the gong, signaling the race is over, when Sierra just makes it across the finish line. This means that Courtney does not get to compete in the next half of the challenge.



In the Chinese restaurant, the contestants learn they will be served local dishes - the grossest Chris can find. Alejandro, having a weak stomach, turns to already-eliminated Courtney for help in the challenge. Blaineley, being allied with Chef, is served slightly different food than the other contestants. One by one, the other contestants are eliminated until just Blaineley, Alejandro and Sierra are left. At this point, Heather raises a protest that both Blaineley and Alejandro are cheating, Blaineley has been served normal food, while Alejandro gave the food to Courtney. To mollify her, Chris has Sierra and Blaineley switch bowls of food and makes Courtney wear a large mask so she can't eat Alejandro's food. Both cheaters can't stomach the thought of eating the gross dish and vomit, while Sierra finishes her bowl, wining invincibility and the opportunity to take Cody with her to first class.

The result of the votes are in, and they are split evenly between Courtney and Blaineley (with Cody voting for Sierra despite her immunity). Courtney is confident she can take Blaineley in a tie-breaker, but since he'd been getting calls from the producers, hounding him about the budget, he just gets rid of both the contestants instead. Courtney once again promises to sue the show, adding a lawsuit against Duncan for defamation. Blaineley, meanwhile, spills information about all the remaining contestants: Ezekiel is still hiding on the plane, Cody votes for Sierra every time they are at a barf bag ceremony, Heather and Alejandro have an obvious crush on each other, and that she was first pick over Chris to host the show. She might have said more, but Chris pushes both contestants off the plane at this point.

Up in first class, Sierra splashes the tea over herself, which makes Cody light-headed. Sierra diagnoses it as an allergic reaction and jabs him with an epipen she just happened to have on her. Up in the cockpit, Chris discusses with Chef the serious ramifications of Blaineley's actions. Though it was not her alliance with Chef, but that Chris was second-pick. With this thought weighing on his mind, he signs off the episode, to Chef's approval.

Cast

 * A Chinese woman had lines, however, it is unknown who voiced her.


 * Ezekiel also makes another cameo, trying to steal some of Courtney's wedding cake, but has no lines.

Quotes
Blaineley: I'm good, right? Blaineley: I'm a host! Watch. Lights, fights and a whole lot of sights, right here on Total Drama... Chris: Okay! Get outta my tub! Alejandro: Your mouth says ick, but your eyes say something else. Heather: They say, "barf"! Cody: Really? Which escaped mental patient are you married to? Heather: All I mean is that sometimes, when you're too nice to somebody, they get the wrong idea. Happens to me all the time. Blaineley: Thank you! Chris: What show do you think you're on? Sierra: Done! Chris: Heather! You're out! Loser bench! (Heather pukes on Chris, before walking to the loser bench) Chris: Fine. Blaineley, trade bowls with Sierra. Courtney, put this on to prove you can keep your mouth shut. Courtney: (puts a dragon mask on her head) This is ridiculous. Chris: Let's get this done. Alejandro and Blaineley: (singing) Man-man-chi, man-man-chi. Chris: (sings) They love to eat on the yang-zhi. Man-man-chi, man-man-- (stops singing) Huh? (While Sierra finishes her final meal, Alejandro and Blaineley begin vomiting) Sierra: (sings final note) Cody's in first class with me and my love-me-tea! (Courtney vomits while Cody watches) Sierra: (drinks tea nervously) Blaineley: (continues) Heather and Alejandro, just give it up and make out already! Heather: Can you get her out of here? Chris: I dunno. This part's kinda fun. Blaineley: Oh, you wanna hear something really fun? They wanted me to host the show! You only got the job because I said no, and- (gets shoved out of plane along with Courtney by Chris)
 * Heather: (to Blaineley) You did not just do that?!
 * Chris: Who will be... in my hot tub? The hot tub is for hosts only. Get out.
 * Heather: (to Cody regarding his marriage to Sierra) You're about as married as Alejandro and I are.
 * Alejandro: Mi Ángel . . . I know you crave Alejandro like a big chicken in spicy sauce . . . but marriage? Aren't you . . . rushing things?
 * Heather: Ew, ew, ew, ick, ick, ick!
 * Heather: (to Cody) You and I have a similar problem.
 * Heather: (grumbling) Diva.
 * Alejandro: May we check the photo finish?
 * Cody: Yes! We made it! I feel like I lost... what does Sierra weigh? Like, a couple hundred pounds?
 * Cody: It's okay, Ace. Now could you just give me a little gas here? (Ace farts)
 * Cody: Ace?! Where are you?! Fart if you can hear me!
 * Chef: (about Blaineley) If she's a size zero, I'm the emperor of China.
 * Sierra: (reaches the finish line) I made it!
 * Duncan: (to Chris) If it's Courtney, tell her she's a loser.
 * Courtney: (to Chris) I am a C.I.T! I am not a loser!
 * Duncan: (While eating donkey meat) It's a bacon double cheeseburger, bacon double cheeseburger.
 * Alejandro: (in confessional) I've been dreading the eating competition because my body is my temple. And what temple keeper would contaminate... this? (rips off shirt, and moves pectoral muscles)
 * Duncan: (gulps) Done.
 * Heather: At least, switch Blaineley's bowl to prove she's not cheating, and move Courtney away from Alejandro!
 * Chris: Blaineley, Courtney, Blaineley, Courtney, Sierra-ley...
 * Blaineley: (about to exit the plane with Courtney) Not so fast! I have some things to say first! Ezekiel, he's still hiding in the hold! Sierra, Cody has voted for you every single time! Get a clue!
 * Cody: Is it really quiet in here all of a sudden, or is it just me?

Trivia

 * Running Gag(s): Chris getting interrupted several times by having a phone call during the challenges, Ezekiel appearing in cameos around the plane.
 * This is the second double elimination of the season, the fourth overall in the series (Alien Resurr-eggtion, Top Dog, and Jamaica Me Sweat).
 * However this is only the second time the double elimination occurred because two people were voted off.
 * This is also the second time Courtney leaves in a double elimination. The first time was in Top Dog with Owen.
 * This is also the first time that the two people eliminated were of the same gender; in this case, both were females.
 * This episode was written by James Hurst.
 * Chris has a habit of speaking Chinese incorrectly in this episode.
 * Sierra references Sally Field's speech for winning the Academy Award when she said "You like me. You really like me."
 * This is the first and only time Blaineley is ever eliminated from the show.
 * This is the second episode in which Chef forms an illegal alliance. The first was Riot On Set.
 * However, unlike last time, this alliance was the contestant's idea.
 * This is the second time the epipen has been used. The first one was in The Am-AH-Zon Race.
 * This makes Sierra the second person to use an epipen on someone. The other is Gwen, who did it to herself.
 * This is the fourth episode that Cody votes for Sierra to be eliminated, even though she won the challenge.
 * The way Duncan rode over a landmine on his bike and was blown into the air is similar to when the same thing happened to him in That's Off the Chain!
 * This episode reveals that the ringtone of Chris' cellphone is the show's theme song, "I Wanna Be Famous."
 * Cody is the third contestant to refuse to eat during an eating challenge, due to him befriending the animal the course is made from (the fried meat was donkey). The first and second were Bridgette and DJ in Brunch of Disgustingness (the wieners were made of dolphin).
 * This episode features the sixth Barf Bag Ceremony in a row where Chris does not pass out Barf Bags Full of Airline Issued Peanuts.
 * The food the contestants eat in the cuisine were donkey meat, live mealworms, roasted starfish on a stick, and one unknown dish.
 * The food served to Blaineley in the challenge were cake, spaghetti, fruit skewer, ice cream and sorbet.
 * The character in the tea bag is "心" (reads "xin4"), which means "Heart"

Goofs

 * During the elimination ceremony, just before Blaineley tells about Ezekiel being on the plane, the straps on her high heels are missing.
 * The color of Alejandro's food is different when Heather looks under the table.
 * When Courtney is given the mask form Chris to wear so she doesn't cheat for Alejandro, her hair is fixed and there's no more dirty smudges on her face.
 * When Cody talks about won-tons, Blaineley goes up to Cody's waist, although this is not her usual height. She later goes back to her regular height when Chris announces the song.
 * Sierra's 'Love Me Tea' was never on the restaurant table until the second part of A Chinese Lesson. Also Sierra before pours the tea close into her mouth, and then pours it in a few inches back later.