User blog:JoshTheKing3/Dave Got DERAILED

''I don't know about others, but I personally cannot stand Dave from Pahkitew Island. Yes, there were worse characters (3 in particular, you can go to my rankings (link on profile) to see who I'm talking about) But yeah, he went through some MAJOR derailment... So that's what we're going to talk about today! Sorry to any Dave fans, but yeah. Also this might include some of Sky, because Dave's plot was all Sky, and we'll probably mention how she was derailed too, but for now we'll mainly stick with Dave. Now let's get started!''

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When Dave first started off in the plane... I thought I would like him. The normal person put in with a group of oddballs. But then when the plane landed he turned into a... completely different person. Not that bad as we will see in future episode though. We have out about his freakouts to germs. Those were kind of annoying. Then we instantly shows an attraction to Sky. Another forced relationship! Woo.

His interactions with Sky we're just... painful to watch. He'd ever say the wrong thing, start freaking out, or Sky would belch in his face. Something ALWAYS went wrong. Then in Episode 7 where that relationship had something going for it, Sugar came in and ruined it... lol. Though I'm glad she did, because I did not want these two to get together at all. Oh and he complained about other contestants the whole time. Shut up already.

He was a gigantic crybaby in Episode 8. Ew. But then... we have... Episode 9... Oh brother. One of the worst episode in the entire franchise, probably only to be beaten by the finale of this season, Lies, Cries and One Big Prize, and of course, Sundae Muddy Sundae from Total Drama All Stars. This is where the real derailment started. So, for whatever reason, Dave thought that being up in Sky's face from beating her would make her love him... Dude, are you on crack? You're just being an asshole. Then Sky publicly rejects him. While I do think that's wrong, I personally like it because Dave was annoying me a lot. He deserved it. Then he started crying nonstop and didn't care for the game anymore. And he voted himself off, and was eliminated. Why did he even join if he doesn't even want the money?

Then we have the finale... Aka, what Dave is now. Dave was brought back as a helper for Sky (Obviously the apparent "random choosing" was rigged) And when Dave hears that Sky didn't want him as her helper he started to cry. But then Sky, knowing that she needed Dave's help to win, so she started to manipulate him. (Which is really f**ked up by the way, but we're talking about Dave, not Sky) Then he finds out that Sky is a boyfriend... And disaster happens. He turns into a total JERK about it, to the point of wanting to KILL Sky. So yes, she had a boyfriend. Which she probably would have told you had you stop being such an obsessed freak, but that doesn't mean you have to KILL HER. Then, he does nothing but complain and whine for the rest of the episode. And his hair burns off and he's left behind on the island. That's some justice I guess.

As for Dave and Sky's relationship itself, f**k that. By far the worst relationship in the entire series. So glad they didn't end up together. The relationship and Dave himself were extremly painful to watch throughout the entire series. I hope we never have to see these two characters again, unless it's for redemption.

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''And that's it for this rant- I mean blog post! If you do like Dave, please respect my opinion, and I will respect yours! Feel free to leave your opinions in the comments! Josh out.''