User blog comment:Nalyd Renrut/New Rules/@comment-2050042-20110725044847/@comment-3572651-20110727143224

I don't think you can sit on a TV since you will tip it over and break it even if you only weight 100 pounds.

Also a twinkie doesn't move so she won't fall for it.

But by the way, most of these yo-mama jokes are great!