User blog:TDFanatic52/Total Drama School Rumble Episode 1

Chris jumps into the frame. Behind him was a giant school.

CHRIS: Welcome to a brand new season, folks! I'm Chris McLean and we are bringing you a brand new season with brand new competitors. They will be staying here, at the McLean Academy where each week they will study in academic style challenges. Like always, they will compete in teams and will have to say so long to one of their own. Things are about to get wild! Get ready for Total! Drama! School Rumble!

Theme song plays

The contestants are seen on a bus. Most of them are talking to one another. A few look out the window. One was sleeping.

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RYAN: I did the Ridonculous Race with my girl, Stephanie. When we finished racing a leg, we mostly chat with the other contestants. One of the original Total Drama contestants, Noah, convinced me to send in my audition tape for the show. And the next thing that I knew, I am here. Stephanie didn't want to compete. She still thinks that she carried the two of us from the race.

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The bus pulled up in front of the school. The sixteen contestants were greeted by Chef Hatchet.

CHEF: Greetings and salutations, fresh meat. As many of you are aware, my name is Chef Hatchet and you have just been accepted to the McLean Academy where you will spend the next 18 weeks trying to stay alive. The person who stays in this academy the longest will win a diploma and a grand prize of one million dollars.

The contestant cheers.

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Carli: I hate to break it to these city slickers, but that million bucks has my name written all over it. Sure, I might not be the smartest one, but working at pa's ranch taught me a thing or two.

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Chef lead the sixteen new contestants to the gymnasium. Inside the gym were four mats (red, green, blue, and yellow) with a curtain with the same color near them. Chris stood in front of the mats.

CHRIS: Welcome to the McLean Academy, everyone! I'm Headmaster Chris and we are about to put you guys into teams.

"HAPPY": Whoo!

CHRIS: I see somebody's excited. Going to be like Owen, aren't you, Gabriel?

"HAPPY": I go by the name of Happy, but yes.

CHRIS: Glad to hear it. Now, as all of you are aware, school is no laughing joke. In every school, there are four cliques. The cliques seldom intermingle. You got your popular clique, your jock clique, your nerd clique, and the weirdos. I like to call the weirdos the Outcasts. And just like your regular school, the teams this season will be divided into those four categories.

SCOUT: Four teams? That never happened before!

CHRIS: I know. And since you all are newbies, I have selected four original TD contestants to help make your experience a bit easier. But before I show you your experienced TD competitor, it is time for you guys to get into your teams. I want the following to be on the blue mat: Britney, Nolan, Tiffany, and Zane.

The four of them went on the blue mat. The blue curtain fell, revealing the blue team's TD competitor.

CHRIS: You guys are the popular team. And since Heather decided to take some time off from competing in this season...

ZANE: Whoa. Heather ditched a chance for a million big ones?

CHRIS: Nope. We never bothered to call her. She spent to much time on this show as it is. Plus, I really don't want to listen to her this season. Instead you get the next best thing!

BRITNEY: Geoff?

NOLAN: Alejandro?

CHRIS: No and no. You guys get... Trent!

TIFFANY: Who?

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TRENT: It has been a long time since I competed in Total Drama. When Chris called me to do this season, I couldn't say no. This is where I got my big break. There is another reason why I came back. I came back for redemption. My hiatus in Total Drama Action wasn't my best performance, so I decided to redeem myself from that. What can go wrong? 

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CHRIS: The next four contestants, please stand on the yellow mat: Autumn, Jeremy, Roxanne, and Ryan. You guys are the jocks.

JEREMY: Sweet.

CHRIS: And even though Sky would be really great in this season, I decided to put in another TD classic competitor in. Please welcome...Tyler!

The yellow curtain falls revealing Tyler.

TYLER: Aw...yeah! Get ready for some action! Booyah!

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TYLER: I am ready to beat my all-time Total Drama record! I am back to become the biggest Total Drama character that you will ever see! I will be so huge that Heather would have to watch her back!

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ROXANNE: Out of all the jocks that Chris can bring back, he has to bring us the one that will slurp up toilet water for fifty cents. Every single jock that played Total Drama made the merge. Every single one except for Tyler.

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CHRIS: Would the following please stand on the red mat: Connor, Kenny, Monica, and Nuo. You guys are the nerds.

MONICA: We don't need glasses to see that.

CHRIS: And while I would love to have Cody, Cameron, or Harold lead your team, there will be some angry people writing angry letters that our angry lawyers will see, so I decided to bring a female nerd to lead your team.

KENNY: A female nerd?

CHRIS: You got a problem with that?

KENNY: What? No. What I meant to say was...

NUO: What Kenny meant to say is that there aren't many nerdy female TD contestants.

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MONICA: I am going through my head all the nerdy contestants that played Total Drama once before. The only one that came up was Scarlett, but she is still in prison right now.

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CONNOR: A nerdy TD contestant? The only one that pops in my head is Beth, but she is more of an outcast than a nerd. Courtney is way to cute to be a nerd. Zoey is more of an outcast based on her small town status, but she also isn't the nerdy type. Sierra could be a possibility, but she would be better off as an outcast.

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CHRIS: Nerds, I bring to you your TD classic competitor, Courtney!

<p style="text-align: center;">The red curtain falls, revealing Courtney with a smug look while looking at her team.

COURTNEY: Hello, nerds.

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CONNOR: And...we got Courtney. (sighs) Dang. We got the meanest girl next to Heather for a teammate. Why did I audition for this show again? Because, as cute as she is, Courtney is somebody that you need to pay me more than a million bucks for me to spend two seconds with her.

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CHRIS: With that leaves Carli, Happy, Phil, and Scout as our outcasts. Do you guys feel like you should be on a different team?

SCOUT: It all depends on who our teammate is.

CHRIS: Great answer. Outcasts, your teammate is... Gwen!

COURTNEY: What?

<p style="text-align: center;">The green curtain falls revealing Gwen is tied up in a chair.

GWEN: I told you that I am not doing this season McLean!

CHRIS: You're here, you're doing it.

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COURTNEY: Of all the dumb luck... Chris brought in the one person that caused my elimination in the All-Star season! I lost a million dollars because of her!

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<p style="text-align: center;">Happy untied Gwen. She stands with the rest of her team.

CHRIS: As members of the McLean Academy, I have to tell you that your dormitories are on the third floor. Each team has their own room. And there is only one bathroom, so you better make sure that you are the first one to use it because the other ones are broken.

PHIL: How did they break?

CHRIS: We had Owen come in to test the toilets. Needless to say, only two passed the test.

AUTUMN: And the rest?

CHRIS: It gives you jocks all the more reason to put a nerd's head in there and flush it. It won't go down, but it'll flood. Now then, I suggest you all head to your dorms and get to know your team better.

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