User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama To The Movies! Episode 4 - Hunt or be Hunted

Remaining Contestants Fighting Rockies: Alexis, Makenzie, Troy, Rex, Ace, Jewels, Princess, Michael and Arin (9/11) Killer Jackies: George, Chang, Yvette, Prudence, Alice, Jacey, Kyle, Nate, Reynold, Rose and Blast (11/11)

Blaineley is lying down in bed.

Blaineley: Wow, it’s time already, a lady can’t get her beauty sleep around here. Last time on Total Drama To The Movies, we went to Japan and I didn’t even get a chance to go and have some ram-Oh, sorry, ranting. The challenge was to teach a group of kids karate. Some flopped, others flopped. But one team flopped even harder, and had to eliminate on of their own. It was shocking, but in this show I guess everything is shocking, the only thing that isn’t shocking is my resilience and my amazing makeup.

*Theme song plays*

The campers are on the field having fun; Ace and Rex are by the beach playing chess.

Ace: I won, ha-ha, sucka!!!

Rex: You didn’t win, I obviously won. You cheated by the way.

Ace: You idiot, you underestimate me, I am amazing at everything!

Yvette: You know you should ask me, the referee: isn’t that why you roped me into it? If you ask me, you both lost. Ace, Rex is right you cheated.

Ace: *indignantly* I don’t cheat!

Yvette: Hey you, don’t talk to your referee like that. But, technically Rex you cheated as well before the game you bribed me with candy *sarcastically* oops.

Ace: What!

Rex: Yvette, you swore.

Yvette: *sneakily* Sorry, the candy was great too.

Yvette walks away, Rex and Ace trade annoyed looks at each other. The Pythons except Nate are standing around an oak tree.

George: So, why don’t we strategize-?

Michael: Shut up, George. So come on guys, why don’t we strategize *smiles*.

Rose: *pulling out papers out of her backpack* I’ve been taking photos in secret and I’ve got some blackmail bait: did you know Reynold sleeps with a toy alligator named Rory.

Michael: Do I look like a 5th Grade bully from 1994? Give me something more electric, something I can use.

Rose: Arin spent all of last night watching Princess sleep.

Michael: That’s useful but more.

George: Yeah Rose, more!

Michael: Can you please shut up, George.

Rose: Oh, oh! Looky here, Kyle has been denied for 10 places at work, because when he was 12 he was expelled from public school for bullying someone, but then he learned the errors of his ways and started devoting his life to being a nice person, mmmh.

Michael: So he’s home-schooled and a former bully, wow didn’t know twerp had it in him.

George: Let’s go and exploit him.

Michael: George you are really annoying me right now, let me and Rose handle this, let’s go and use that.

Michael and Rose leave, George sits down, contemplating.

George: CONF: I look up to Michael, he’s like the father I never had, my parents are divorced, and I thought Michael could help tutor me and stuff, but he’s more interested in Nate. It’s like he has a crush on him or something *gags* *laughs* I should write that down somewhere, I mean he’ll never find out.

Chang comes to George’s aid.

Chang: Are you okay, you seem down? Or, is that just your normal expression.

George: Go back to whatever stupid games you were playing with your gal pals are whatever you call those wannabes you hang out with.

Chang: Prudence and Jewels aren’t wanabees they’re just, different, that’s all.

Prudence and Jewels are sitting by the pool.

Prudence: When I said I didn’t have appropriate clothes for the pool and asked you to give me some, I meant proper clothes. You don’t seriously wear this do you? It shows serious mid-drift.

Jewels: That might be because I’m 5”2 and you are 5”9.

Prudence: I don’t like-I don’t feel comfortable *shudders* Please help me.

Jewels: Prudence, I can’t help you per say, but I can teach you.

Prudence: Isn’t that helpin-

Jewels: Hush, teacher’s speaking.

Kyle and Nate are paddling by the far end of the pool.

Kyle: Nate, why did you make us come this far away from everyone else, I mean, we are single and ready to mingle *smirks*

Nate: C’mon Kyle, stop being stupid. Everyone else is a common enemy. It’s like chess, we’re the kings and everyone else is the pawns. We let them play with each other, waste their futile minutes on this place and then we capture them and then they work for us, and then die. Don’t you like that plan muchacho, you and I, me and you ruling this competition. We can make it.

Kyle: Yeah, sounds..great…friend. CONF: Corny chess metaphors; dumb monologues. He sounding more and more like Michael *shudders* I’m going to put my foot down and have a stern talking to my muchacho. Nate, I understand you mean well, but are you sure hanging out with Michael is such a good idea. You seem like you’re becoming a villain.

Nate: That’s-

Michael: *in peak villainy* Perfect.

Kyle: CONF: See, see! That’s villainy defined there. And my friend is turning into it *shudders* They really need to try and add general heating to this place.

Nate: What do you want me to do Michael?

Rose: We’re not here for you, we’re here for Kyle, I did a little snooping.

Kyle: *under breath* stalking.

Rose: And found.

Nate: *under breath* pursed/ stole.

Kyle and Nate smile to each other.

Rose: Shut up, my point is that you used to be a bully.

Kyle and Nate: What?

Kyle: *shocked* Where did you—it’s not true!

Michael: Embrace your villain, don’t snub it. Join our cause; Pythons are friends and metaphors for pure evil.

Kyle: What dumb cause? No. Leave me alone.

Rose: Fine, don’t join, it’s okay, we understand. Michael: But, if you’re not going to 48 hour patrol with us.

Kyle: Hmm.

Michael: For 48 hours you are staying in our eye, or you dirty little secret goes public and your pretty little picture of peek perfection is ruined. C’mon unless you want to make it 72 hours *smiles*.

Kyle: *mouthing, to Nate* Please, make them stop this.

Alexis is giving Princess a pedicure.

Alexis: You know what the worst thing about teaching baby goats is?

Princess: No, what is the worst thing about teaching baby goats?

Alexis: They never stop kid-ing around. *laughs*

Princess: Oh, was I meant to laugh? *fake laugh* Was that good enough?

Alexis: My brother found it funny.

Princess: *laughing awkwardly* It wasn’t funny.

Alexis: Can’t you just let me continue with the pedicure?

Princess: *smirking* Sure bitter Betty.

Blaineley: *through loudspeaker* May all campers report to the mess hall.

In mess hall: Blaineley is standing at the front of the hall.

Blaineley: Morning campers, for today’s challenge we’ll be paying homage to the summer camp genre, and be playing a game of lions and deer!

Blast: Lions and deer, sounds stupid.

Jacey: Come on, haven’t you seen the classic summer camp movies, this game rocks, I can’t believe we’re playing it, I’ve always wanted to do this!

Reynold: I’ve never heard of this game.

Blaineley: Well then, you’re lucky I’m about to explain: one team will be the Deer, the other will be Lions. It’s the Lions job to catch the Deer, it’s the deer’s job to flee like-

Arin: Monkey’s!

Blast: Cockroaches?

Michael: Deer you idiots.

Blaineley: So, sounds straightforward enough doesn’t it.

The campers half-heartedly nod.

Blaineley: It does doesn’t it, which is why we’re making it difficult. Both teams are going to be deer, the lions team will be made up of two formerly eliminated contestants – Russell and Holden. When each one of you gets caught a point will be added to their score, if the score gets up to 12, one of them gets to re-enter the competition and decides who of the people caught goes home. If they don’t catch twelve, they don’t re-enter and no one goes home. Don’t you love a twist!

Rex: But, how is this a team challenge per say?

Blaineley: Well, look at it this way, you can go alone and save your own bacon or stick with your team and try and stick it out together, the choice is yours. The Lions will have an hour to catch you guys, so make sure to do the right thing! I’ll be watching from a safe, far away position. Ciao!

Kyle: Where are the other contestants?

Blaineley: Somewhere on the perimeter, I don’t know. Well, I do, but why would I tell you? They could be anywhere. Cya, kids!

Blaineley exits, Reynold hyperventilates.

Reynold: What are we gonna do, I’m not used to being deer, I’m not used to being put under pressure, is anybody gonna help a poor kid like me? Guys, where are you? Guys, guys!

Reynold looks around no one is there apart from Jewels.

Jewels: CONF: Reynold, what a loser. No offence obviously. You? Okay, I’m going to leave and find my team, or my friends which ever one isn’t here. Wait, guys, where are you-

Reynold: Could you help me out, I’m not used to being alone. If we team up-

Jewels: Erm, we’re not on the same team though.

Reynold: Yeah, but this isn’t really a team challenge.

Jewels: *reluctantly* Fine, but if I stumble upon my friends I’m ditching you, by the way.

Reynold: Fine by me.

Jewels sighs and walks off, Reynold walks along too.

Prudence, Yvette, Jacey, Alice and Chang are hiding walking in the woods, Alice scanning around the perimeter. Prudence: What are you doing Alice?

Alice: Making sure, no one sneaks up from behind, infront or next to us *squinting* you never know where they could be.

Yvette: I predict we’re being followed.

Chang: *confused* How do you even predict this stuff, like, girl. If you don’t know that’s kinda freaky.

Yvette: I don’t know, I was just born with this rare defect, doctors think it’s because of my dad’s heavy drinking, I think it’s just because mom worked at a telepathy place.

The girls laugh.

Alice: Okay, enough backstory, if what you really said was right, we need to get some disguises good think I carry camouflage clothes around.

She shoves the girls behind a tree and then they are somehow instantly changed into camouflage gear, Alice clicks her fingers and she is in camouflage too.

Prudence: Okay, not even gonna question how that worked, but what I should question is why Russell is standing behind us.

The girls scream.

Russell: Hey, I was meant to sneak up on you, whatever capturing you will be so much easier.

Chang uppercuts him and drags the girls away.

Jacey: Chang, how did you do that?

Chang: Living in New York has it’s perks, learning how to defend yourself is one of them.

Alice: But, you weren’t that good at karate, but you can do this. How?!

Chang: *shrugging her shoulders* Don’t ask me, ask my brother.

Jacey: Is he hot?

Alice: Are you really that desperate, Jacey?

Jacey: Maybe.

Prudence: Now what do we do?

Yvette: We survive.

Troy and Makenzie are running.

Troy: Makenzie, Makenzie! Wait up.

Makenzie: What is it Troy?

Troy: I’ve just realized how much of a jerk I’ve been, to Holden to that kid in Japan, and to you. I started clowning around with you, then that caused me to lose a friend, then I lost him for good and then I lost you. I just hope you can forgive me, for acting like this.

Makenzie: *pause* I can forgive, but I can’t forget.

Troy: Friends?

Makenzie: Friends.

Troy: Part of me wants to see Holden, so I can say a proper goodbye to him.

Makenzie: Part of me wants to too.

Holden: Hi, guys.

Troy and Makenzie gasp.

Makenzie: *gasping for air* Holden? Where did you come from?

Holden: Well, I came from Japan, no one bothered to take me home, and I’ve got some unfinished business, Troy.

Troy: Holden I want to say I’m-

Holden: Don’t apologies Troy, I’m okay with being your savior. I look up to you, you take risks, why shouldn’t I?

Troy: *confused* Why do you look up at me, I’m Troy, I’m not Jesus. I’m just a simpleton, who acts crazy to get attention. Do you know who you are? I remember when I booked my first gig, no one came because they were too busy watching you. You’re amazing Holden, I should look up to you, you saved me you’re an inspiration Ho-

Makenzie: Hang on a second, have you forgotten I’m here? I just want to say, that both of you knuckleheads are idiots, really you are. I’m not just gonna stand here and say everything’s alright, because it’s not. So can we stop acting like middle aged goons and start acting like were 16, because I’m not sure about you, but that’s what I want. Holden: Bring it in guys.

They all embrace.

Holden: *smirking* and now I have caught you, sayonara!

Makenzie: Hey, you can’t do that!

Holden: Sorry guys, but this is still a competition and I haven’t realized how good a million dollars sounds, I hope you understand. I still meant what I said though.

Holden runs away, Makenzie and Troy curse, then laugh.

Rex and Ace are standing infront of Russell.

Rex: Wow man, you look beat up, who hurt you?

Russell: As a matter of fact, I was beat up by….by Chang.

Ace: *laughs* Really? That’s sickening dude, you need to start planning out your life.

Russell: I know right, I have this impression of myself being a nice easy going person, but I’m really not. I want to be a villain, and this is where it starts. I’m going to re-enter the competition and no one is getting in my way- Wait, where did you guys go?

Rex and Ace are up a tree.

Rex: You’d be a really good villain, your monologuing is excellent.

Ace: Sucker!

Russell: Why does this always happen to me, I can never catch a flippin’ break!

Rex: *smiling* Wow, Ace, were did you learn how to trap people into a spider web of their own emotions, and where can I learn?

Ace: Run for school council president one day, it’ll start making sense.

Rex: High-five dude.

Ace: Erm no, we’re not there yet.

Rex: Whoa, whoa--argh!

Rex falls straight on top of Russell.

Russell: *muffled, near fainting* Does this technically mean I caught him?

Michael, George, Rose, Nate and Kyle are walking by the river’s end.

George: So you’re a former bully, Kyle?

Kyle: Yes.

Michael: You know, I’ve told you this but you would be an excellent addition to our cause.

Kyle: Stop asking me! You’re sickening alliance? Forget about it, you can ask me on my dead body. That’s the American way, never forget it Canada.

Michael: What did you just call me?

Kyle: What you are? A dumb Canadian, who needs to be put in place.

George: Is there something mentally wrong with you, Kyle?

Nate: Shut up, George.

Michael: That’s my line, Nate. Yeah, shut up, George.

Kyle: I don’t know what you low-level rejects are doing with my buddy Nate, but I don’t like it he’s changing. He’s becoming *points to Michael* you. Let’s go Nate. CONF: For the record, I was trying to be as nice as I could, was I being nice, I hope I was.

Kyle leaves.

Nate: If you blackmail my friend, I will hand-fist you off this dumb movie lot, you rejects need to grow up.

Michael: Nate, come on. Are you going to choose him other us?

Nate punches Michael in the face.

Nate: Grow up; this isn’t a game to be played. But, if you do want to go down that route I think we know who will win. Goodbye.

Nate walks away following Kyle.

Rose: You weren’t wrong about him Michael.

Holden stands from behind and hits each of their backs.

George: What the hell, how did you sneak up on us like that.

Holden: I show, not tell.

He runs away.

Michael: Idiot.

Blast is stunned into position, Holden stands in front of him.

Blast: Please don’t get me, I’m just a kid.

Holden: Aren’t we all.

Blast faints.

Holden: Aww, little twerp couldn’t handle the pressure too bad this is a competition.

Holden touches him.

Alexis, Princess and Arin are walking.

Alexis: So are we gonna address the elephant in the room?

Arin: What elephant, what room? If you mean Princess and I, then you are in for a whole lot of nothing. Damsel over here does not like talking about us.

Princess: Which us are you referring to, hero?

Arin: What us are you thinking I’m referring to?

Princess: *intensely* I’ll let you decide.

Alexis: Come on you guys, I’m not normally this person, but I’m gonna be this person: you two need to be friends, or at least be frenemies.

Arin: You know what Princess, hate me all you want, but you’re the one who is obsessed.

Princess: With what, what am I to be obsessed with? You? You’re just a wanabee hero.

Arin: Thanks for the encouragement, I enjoy listening to you insult me.

Princess: Well listen on, because I’m here all night.

Holden: *coughs* And so am I, surprise!

Prudence, Alice, Chang and Yvette watch Jacey pick nettles.

Chang: Jacey, what are you doing?

Jacey: Making a nettle gun, I would use tranquilizer darts, but I’m all out.

Prudence: May I ask where you got a gun from?

Jacey: My friend lent me it so I could sneak into a movie premiere.

Alice: Wow, I got to do that too.

Yvette: Watch out Russell is coming.

Russell runs past, Yvette puts her foot out and he trips into the ground.

Chang: Let’s bounce, got your nettles Jacey?

Jacey: Yeah, just need to load them and then they are set.

Jewels and Reynold are hiding in a tree.

Reynold: I’m going to die now, I’m going to die.

Jewels: You are not going to die, you’re going to survive. We’re going to survive *sighs* you really are a loser.

Reynold: It’s not my fault.

Jewels: Whose fault is it then?

Reynold: It’s the world’s, I’m a loner in a big world of amazing people. I’m amazing, but I’m really not. Jewels: *reflecting* Wow, you’re not actually that bad you now. If you weren’t so annoying and scrawny, we could be friends.

Reynold: So, you want me to be less annoying and more muscled.

Jewels: No, that would make me sound shallow and sadistic.

Reynold: But, that is what you said isn’t it.

Jewels: Whatever, let’s just keep quiet so we’re not found.

Russell claps.

Russell: Wow, what an interesting conversation. Oh yeah, I found you guys.

Russell touches them both.

Russell: Finally! I get someone without getting hurt-

Jacey shoots Russell down with the nettle gun.

Prudence: Whoa, that was awesome Jacey.

Jacey: Just the perks of always handing an unloaded gun 24/7.

Chang looks at the timer on the TV in the sky.

Chang: And time is basically up!

Jewels: Actually, we were just caught.

Yvette: Whatever happens, I just hope that little Russell twerp does not come back.

In the elimination ceremony pit, Blaineley is with the contestants, Holden and a heavily injured Russell.

Blaineley: Okay, I’ve got a few announcements, team Deer you somehow lost.

Makenzie: Somehow? Holden was like a mini god at the game!

Blaineley: It was 20 to 2 grow up. And for the same exact reason, Holden is the one re-entering the competish, also because Russell is too injured to continue anyway.

Russell: *muffled* Curse you Blaineley!

Blaineley: Also for sticking it out Ace, Prudence, Chang, Yvette, Alice, Jacey, Nate, Kyle you guys are immune. Holden, who are you sending home?

Holden: I’m going to be as fair as possible and take away the person who it was easiest to catch, I’m sorry Blast. It was just too easy, I hope you’ll understand.

Blast: I understand, this competition was fun the week I had of it, see you on the other side.

Reynold: Bye Blast, we’ll miss you.

George: Speak for yourself.

Blast is kicked off by the Hollywood Boot screaming.

Blaineley: And with Blast gone, and Holden joining again our numbers stay the same, what will happen on next week’s aftermath episode? Aftermath detracting the spotlight from me? I never agreed to this, whatever let’s just hope the hosts a good. Signing off till next time on Total Drama To The Movies!

Who Should Host The Aftermaths? Russell and Blast Two People From Past Seasons