User blog:Whoops6/WHOOPS6'S TDI REVIEWS RETURN! (Brunch of Disgustingness Edition)

Yes, I have returned from my hiatus! I don't think I posted a blog since last October, and lots have happened since then:

- I finished my sophomore year of high school

- I got my driver's liscense

- I managed to survive Algebra II and Chemistry

- Jeb! Bush is irrelevant

- Hillary Clinton has been arres... wait, that still hasn't happened yet?

But who cares about my life? The reason you read these blogs are for the TDI reviews! Today's episode is "Brunch of Disgustingness" by Alex Nusbaum, who seems to be a pretty meh writer so far. He's written good episodes, he's written bad episodes, y'know... Anyway, let's see how this episode will go! As always, the summary part of my review usually goes best if you're watching the episode online or something. I'm watching this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAJOAFbbWwo

The recap was pretty stupid. Sorry Chris, but I don't care that "DJ accidentally knocked his boy Trent off the airplane, sending him deep into the Earth's crust". Oh well. At least he mentioned the canoodling between LeShawna and Harold.

I just realized that I'm the same age as Trent now. When this show first came out, he was twice as old as me. These kids look a lot older than 16 now that I think about it.

"Watch it with this one, she's TROUBLE!"

Ahhh, I never realized how bad the acting is in this show.

"I'm glad we got to know each other on a deep level and all..."

This whole time Geoff just wanted to be in a deep level inside of you. Ok, even I think my own jokes are disgusting now.

This episode is pretty much all based off Bridgette switching to the girl's team. It's a nice plot, provided it's done right.

"Nobody's leaving until I find out who ate my PUDDIN' POCKETS!"

That, my friends, is done right.

If you're watching the video I am, currently I'm at 4:42. Heather says ''"THAT is bugging me". I could've sworn she said "THAT is f---ing me"''.

''"Yeah, it'd bug me too if I didn't have anything in the front or in the back to SHAKE!" "Yeah, well you've got so much junk in you're trunk, you're jeans should come with a TRASH COMPACTOR!" ''

Ahh, I missed these episodes.

Owen's laugh is creepy.

"Rock that soda pop, brotha'!"

Trent's dancing is horrible. At least the music is nostolgic.

After Geoff finishes his speech and all the guys cheer, I have no idea what DJ is saying. This whole episode I'm not quite sure what DJ is saying actually.

"And my momma told me ain't nothing free in this world!"

Ooh, LeShawna's on FIRE!

I loved Heather's freakout XD. Besides that Heather sucked this episode.

"Let's build bridges, not walls!"

Bridgette, now you're starting to sound like a liberal.

"Or else the guys are going to CREAM us!"

My dirty mind is up to old tricks ;)

So LeShawna asks, "where's breakfast at". Did she not see the freaking nine-course meal on the tables?

Hey, Chef said something that wasn't a fail.

"The losing team will go hungry today. And will spend the next two days here... on Total Drama Island... with Chef..."

Jesus Christ, I never understood the full meaning of that joke until now.

"I mean, I'll try anything once."

This is the third time I interpreted a Bridgette quote as sexual. I should probably get that checked out.

"I'll eat anything! Even my drawers if I have to!"

Who says "drawers"?

Chef says "meatballs" (wierdly) while mouthing "testicles". Good Lord.

Heather doesn't have any problem eating balls. Tells you a lot.

"I'm a lesbian vegetarian! It's against my principles!"

I need to stop.

In the confessional Bridgette is cooing over Geoff helping her eat testicles. I love this review, because it's the only episode where I can appropriatly use the word "testicles" because that's what the episode is about!

I decided to do some research on the subject.

Jesus Christ, now when my parents use the computer and type in "T" into google they'll just get "testicles".

"Thanks for the help, Geoff!"

Bridgette, stop it with the obseesion about... that!

Ugh, I hate it when characters say the same things before and after the commercials!

That pizza doesn't look that gross from a TV standpoint, but now that I imagine it in real life...

"Go Bridgette, go Bridgette!"

LeShawna ironically said the same thing when she was eating the testicles. Not the bull testicles, either.

"Slide me some FINGERS!"

What does that even mean.

PART TWO OF THE REVIEW IS COMING SOON! GET READY FOR ME TO RANT ON THE WAY VOMIT IS PRESENTED IN TOTAL DRAMA, BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT!