User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 11: Smells Like Team Dysfunction

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Lucas, Michael, Viviana 6/10

Dynamic Thunderbirds: Blake, Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna 6/10

Chris is in his own personal spa in the plane. He is in a hot tub.

Chris: *Realaxed* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*Notices camera* Oh hi, last time on Total Drama World Domination, we were in London. The contestants first had to go through an obstacle course, do a little Gracd Chef Autoing, then soccer. Some got injured a lot, others stole a bus, and some took their shirst off. But in the end, Silena thought she was doing a favor for Viviana, but as it turns out, she was the one eliminated. HAHA, Ouch. Anyways, what will happen this time? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

In loser class, Elyse is sitting, listening to music, when Viviana comes up to her.

Viviana: Um hey, Elyse?

Elyse takes out her earbuds.

Elyse: What?

Viviana: Um yah, hi. I know we haven't interacted much, but it's just that we are the only two girls left on this team, and with Silena gone, I kinda have one else to talk to. Well except for Michael, but I can't talk to him about girl stuff.

Elyse: Okay, and your problem is?

Viviana: *Frustrated* I just told you, I have no one else to talk to about...

Elyse: Woah woah, slow down. I was messing with ya. Of course I'll talk you ya about girl stuff when you need it!

Viviana: GREAT!

Elyse: So............

Viviana: You got anything you wanna say?

Elyse: Well there is this one guy, he's been nice to me since day one...

Viviana: But you're just not sure?

Elyse: Not sure of what? No, I was just gonna say I've been rude to him since day one.

Viviana: Oh. And?

Elyse: And well, I just wanna make it up to him, but I'm just not sure how.

Viviana: Well, have you tried appologizing to him?

Elyse: No, but that's not the point. He's not the type of guy who holds grudges, so he's probably already over it.

Viviana: Well, I have a pretty good idea of who you're talking about. But back on track, if he doesn't hold grudges, then you shouldn't have a problem.

Elyse: But it's just that he's been so nice to me, and I've kinda been a jerk to him. I just wanna make it up to him some how.

Viviana: Well, the next time you see him, just tell him you're sorry. That should be enough. Oh and try not to act like a jerk around him again, That'll just make things worse.

Elyse: Okay, thanks. *smiles*

Michael is sitting in a corner with his arms folded. Lucas attempts to approach him.

Lucas: Michael?

Michael: GO AWAY!

Lucas: But...

Michael: I said go away!

Lucas: Okay, but you've been avoiding me all day. I believe I have a right to know why.

Michael makes an angry face, then sighs.

Michael: I don't know, okay. It's just that that last elimination, there was something fishy about it. And I think whatever it was, you fell for it.

Lucas: What? I voted for Silena because she tripped me, and she lost the game us.

Michael: When did she trip you?

Lucas: Back in the strawberry fields.

Michael: And how did she trip you?

Lucas: She was right in front of me. Her leg got twisted with mine, and the next thing I know, I was launched up into the sky.

Michael: Hmmmmmmm...Interesting.

Conf: Diego: Okay, that was a close call last time. If I start to act like Alejandro some more, then pretty soon, they'll catch on to me. I got lucky with Dawn and Silena, but if I wanna win, I gotta change up stratagies. I gotta exploit somebody's weakness, and I happen to know at least one person on my team with a BIG weakness.

Conf: Fred: Okay, that Diego guy is really starting to get on my nerves. He thinks he can just waltz in here, and get rid of whatever he wants however he wants! Well I'm seen enough. I know for a fact that he used me as a scapegoat last time. You wanna know how I know? Because of the fact that it was Diego doing the manipulating. I have an alibi. I was busy with that sarcastic girl all day, so there's no way I could've done it! Also, she wouldn't have acted like she did at the elimination ceremony without thinking that I had something to do with it! I've gotta go after

Diego or one of his associates.

Davy: *Walkie talkie* Pssst! Chef! Come in Chef! Over.

Chef puts the plane on auto piolot, and picks up his talkie.

Chef: Davy? What is it?

Davy: Davy needs to have a chat with you. Where can we meet? Over.

Chef: The cargo hold. Right now Chris is busy getting a pedicure, so the place is free.

Davy: Okay, sounds good. Over.

Chef: You don't have to say "Over" after every sentence, child.

Davy: But I like it, it makes Davy sound so official. Over.

Chef: *Sigh* Fine, whatever, just meet me in the cargo hold.

Davy: Say it!

Chef: Say what?

Davy: You know.

Chef: *Even bigger sigh* Fine. Meet me in the cargo hold. Over.

Davy: See ya there! Over.

Blake, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele and Luna are all having a chat over by the first class bar.

Kaele: Oh, it feels so good to be back in first class.

Luna: You...You can say that again. I...I really love this raspberry lemonade. Who...Who knew that raspberries and lemons could taste so good together!

Flannery: HAHA! Yah! And this seat is much more comfortable. I just feel like leaning back and WAH!

Flannery falls out of her barstool.

Blake: Oh my goodness! Are you alright? Here, I'll help you up.

Flynn: Me too.

Flynn and Blake help Flannery up.

Flannery: Thanks guys. I forgot there was no back support on those chairs.

Flynn: It's okay. We haven't been here in what, like a week? So it's understandable.

After Flannery is back in her cahir, Kaele glances at Flynn with a serious look on her face. Flynn nods.

Flynn: I gotta go to the bathroom.

Kaele: Yah, me too.

Blake: Okay, but come back soon. We're gonna start a roast of Davy.

Kaele: Okay.

Flynn and Kaele rush off in the direction of the bathroom.

Luna: Wha...What do you suppose they're d...doing?

Flannery: Two people sneaking away like that? They're probably kissing.

Scene cuts to Kaele and Flynn, who are now in a closet.

Flynn: So, what did you wanna talk about?

Kaele: Look, When I was on the other team, someone showed me a news article, and on it, it had a picture of you.

Flynn: Let me guess, the headline was "Student makes teacher go insane"?

Kaele: Yes.

Flynn: Listen, about that. That teacher...That teacher was a horrible monster. She deserved what she got.

Kaele: Really? She deserved to be locked up in a mental instition?

Flynn: She was horrible. She gave us all tons of homework, and expected us to have it done the next day, and she would give detention for the most benign of infractions.

Kaele: But did she really deserve this?

Kaele pulls out her phone. On it is the article in question. Flynn looks at it, then frowns.

Flynn: Listen. I'm sorry okay. It's just that when people do...nasty things, it changes me. I hate all the evil people in the World. Why can't we all just get along?

Kaele: *Smiles* Listen. It's great and all that you want everyone to want everyone to get along, but doing things like this isn't going to help. Trust me. My sister used to be like like that, sorta...

Flynn: She made her teacher go insane too?

Kaele: No, but she would do bad things to people she didn't like. She would berate them, and would just be a rude jerk to them. But one day I had the courage to stand up to her. And now, she still is kinda a jerk, but in a different way.

Flynn: Okay, but what does any of this have to do with what we were just talking about?

Kaele: Sorry, got a little off track, but point is, you don't have to do this to people you hate. Just be the bigger man, and you know, don't make people go insane.

Flynn: That's good advice, but I'm not really sure if it'll help.

Kaele: What?

Flynn: Listen, we've gotta get out of here.

Kaele: Why?

Flynn: *Agitated* JUST...You have no idea what you're dealing with here. Look, can we drop this for now, please?

Kaele: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkay, I guess...

Conf: Kaele: I just wanted to know whether Flynn was a threat or not, and I think I may have stumbled upon a conspiracy. Now this, I gotta investigate.

Conf: Flynn: Whew, that was close. I know Kaele was trying to do the right thing, but honestly, I just don't want her to get hurt.

Meanwhile, in the cargo hold...

Chef: Okay boy, whaddya want?

Davy: Here.

Davy opens up Tristan's knapsack, takes out a box, and gives it to Chef.

Davy: Take this.

Chef: What's this supposed to be?

Davy: Don't ask. When you do open it, just follow the instructions that Davy printed for you.

Chef: Okay. That's it?

Davy: No.

Chef: Then what else do you want?

Davy: Lean closer.

Chef leans closer to Davy. Davy whispers something in his ear.

Chef: But but, I can't do that, that's against the rules.

Davy: This alliance is against the rules.

Chef: True. But this alliance is one thing. That's a whole other can of slop.

Davy: Then fine, if you won't do it, then I'll tell Chris that you're in an illegal alliance with Diego.

Chef: You wouldn't dare.

Davy: Try Davy.

Chef looks nervous, and is sweating.

Chef: Okay, but listen closely, cause I ain't repeatin' it! Ya hear?

Davy: Yes, I hear.

Chef whispers something in Davy's ear.

Davy: Thanks man, knew Davy could count on you.

Just then...

Chris: *Intercom* We'll be landing in our next location soon. Everyone, you know the drill, cargo hold, now!

Chef: Gotta go!

Davy: But we're meeting in here.

Chef: Good point. Lets go back, pretend we were in the bathroom, then come back here.

Davy: Okay.

10 minutes later, everyone is in the cargo hold. Suddenly, Chris and Chef come out both wearing a toga and a head wreath. Chef has some packages in his hand.

Chris: Greetings citizens of my fair land, can anyone guess where we are at?

Chef facepalms himself.

Viviana: Somewhere where that clothing is acceptable.

Everyone except Chris laughed at that comment.

Chris: Um...Maybe.

Kaele: Are we in Rome?

Chris: Yes! Thank you for not making this awkward for any longer, Kaele.

Chef opens the door. Outside is the Roman coliseium.

Chris: Today's challenge is...

Chef: Ahem.

Chris: Oh yah, before we get today's challenge, we have some mail for you.

Chef hands out packages to Davy, Elyse, Viviana, and Flynn.

Davy: Is it? *Rips open package* It is! Davy's new guitar! Oh, I love it already!

Suddenly, Davy sees another package from a "T".

Davy: What's this?

Davy opens the second package, in it is a cage of rats. There is a note on the cage.

Davy: "Please feed Chompy."

Davy takes one of the rats out of the cage and the sack and goes to a corner. Meanwhile, Elyse rips open a package. She finds a note.

Elyse: "Love Dad"

Elyse reaches into the box, and finds a crowbar, a grappling gun, and a stuffed teddy bear.

Elyse: Barry! I've missed you! *Hugs Barry* This other stuff will come in handy too! Thanks Dad!

Viviana is opening a letter.

Viviana: "Dear Viviana, Hey big sis! Hope you're doing great! I just wanted to say thank you for all that you do. You're like a superhero! But even superheros need their time off, which is kinda why I signed you up for this. You've just been gettng a little lethargic lately. The bags under your eyes were getting bigger, and you've been getting agitated easier. I know you've been trying your hardest for us, but don't ever let yourself go like this again. PLEASE! Signed, Bianca. Oh also, PS. Katy sent you a drawing, and Alicia thought it would be a good idea to send you your favorite blend of coffee, bye!"

She opens the box, and finds both the drawing that her youngest sister drew for her, and the coffee that her oldest sister sent her. She lets out a few tears of joy.

Kaele: So, what did you get, Flynn?

Flynn hides something behind his back.

Flynn: Nothing!

Kaele: Hmmmm...

Chris: So anyways, for your challenge today, follow me!

Cuts to everyone now inside the Roman Colosseum.

Chris: Okay, so a very long time ago, big, swety man call gladiators faught her for dominance.

Viviana: Let me guess, today challnege is a 1 on 1 gladiator battle?

Chris: Nope!

Cuts to Viviana, Fred, Flannery, and Luna, who are now in the middle of the colosseum. everyone else is in the bleachers.

Chris: It's a 4 on 1 gladiator battle!

Viviana: Why'd I open my big mouth?

Chris: Good news though, you can use the weapons that are provided to you over there. *he points at a rack of weapons*

Fred: Wait, 4 on 1? Who's the...

Suddenly, the door opens. Out comes Fang. Fang snifs something, then licks his lips. He then goes after Fred.

Fred: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Fred tries to escape, but Fang is too fast for him, and bites Fred on the butt.

Fred: This is embarrasing.

Suddenly, Flannery throws a stone at Fang.

Flannery: HEY UGLY!

Fang turns around. Flannery blows a raspberry at him. Fang gets angry and starts chasing her and Luna.

Luna: So wha...So what's the plan?

Flannery: Um uh...I uh...um...

Luna: TH...THAT'S A HORRIBLE PLAN!

Flannery: I didn't really think this thing through.

Luna: Hold on!

Suddenly, Luna turns and heads for the weapons rack. She picks up a cross bow, and shoots it at Fang. the arrow hits fang in the stomach area and knocks him down. Flannery and Luna then tackle him.

Flannery: Good idea!

Luna: I...It was better than yours!

As this is going on...

Diego: Hey Michael, want a drink?

Michael: Uh, sure...

Diego hands Michael a can of what looks like Coke Zero.

Conf: Michael: Okay, I know what you're thinking, "It's obviously Monster Energy, he's tricking you!" Just so everyone knows, I can handle myself pretty well. I mean, I've made it this far, haven't I?

Michael: So uh, what's the occasion?

Diego: We've gotta keep our strength up, amigo! Now drink it.

Michael: Okay.

Diego and Michael both take a sip. Meanwhile...

Viviana: Fred, why was that thing only after you?

Fred: I don't know.

Viviana: Yah ya do. Here, let me look.

Viviana examines Fred's pockets, she finds a bag of Cheese Doodles.

Viviana: Cheese Doodles? Really?

Fred: I was saving them.

Viviana: Now you're not.

Fred: What do you mean?

Cuts to Fang wrestling with Flannery and Luna. Suddenly...

Viviana: Hey stupidface!

Fang looks up.

Viviana: You want these? Come and get them!

She hands off the Cheese Doodles to Fred. She whispers something in Fred's ear.

Fred: WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Viviana: Look, I don't like you, but if we lose this one, we're both liable to be on the chopping block. NOW RUN!

Fred: *Gulps* Okay, you have a good point.

Fred nervously runs. He leads Fang into the chamber. Fred's screams can be heard as Viviana closes the door.

Chris: And that's a point for the Dragons! Next up, It's Michael and Lucas against Flynn and Blake.

Cuts to Michael, Lucas, Flynn and Blake in the middle of the colosseum.

Blake: *Gulps* I wonder what's behind there.

Flynn: I would tell you to calm down, but considering the last round was against an anthropomorphic shark, and it could only get worse from here, I see no bright side from here.

Meanwhile, Lucas notices that Michael is a bit more wired than usual.

Lucas: Michael? Are you doing alright? You don't look okay.

Michael: *Fast* WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I'M FINE! I'M DOING GOOD! BEST I'VE FELT!

Conf: Lucas: Oh boy.

Just then, the door to the chamber opens, and out comes Sasquatchanakwa.

Blake: Hold me!

Sasquatchanakwa: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

In his um, state...

Michael: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Michael rips his shirt off. He then runs up to Sasquatchanakwa, and starts punching at him. Sasquatchanakwa, annoyed, grabs Michael by the head, and throws him across the colosseum.

Lucas: Well that didn't work. Michael, you've got any better ideas?

Michael: *As he running up to Sasquatchanakwa* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lucas: No, of course not. *Sigh*

Meanwhile...

Blake: What do we do?

Flynn: Why are you asking me?

Blake: Because you usually come up with the plans.

Flynn: *Sigh* Fine.

Flynn heads over to the weapons rack. He picks up a bow and arrow.

Flynn: Hmm...

Blake: A bow and arrow? That's perfect! I'll just...

Flynn: Ah ah ah, I'm not done yet. I'm thinking.

Blake:Well would you hurry up...

Flynn snaps back.

Flynn: I SAID I WAS THINKING! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

Blake: Okay.

Conf: Blake: Wow, it's not really like Flynn to act like this. I don't think I've ever seen him get mad.

Flynn: Hmmm...

Flynn looks at the chain that is decorated around the colosseum.

Flynn: Idea.

Cuts to Michael getting punched in the face by Sasquatchanakwa. Suddenly, Blake throws a rock at Sasqutchanakwa's face. Sasquachanakwa turns around, and has an angry look on his face. He stomps angrily over to Blake. As he is distracted, Flynn swoops in with the chain, and he runs around Sasquatchanakwa, tieing him up with the chain. Sasquatchanakwa falls down.

Flynn: NOW!

Together, Blake and Flynn fit a bow around Sasquatchanakwa. Flynn Launches him into the chamber and Blake closes the door.

Chris: And that's a point for the Thunderbirds! Next up!

Before the next round starts, Fred walks up to Viviana. His clothes are ripped.

Fred: THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT COOL!

Viviana: Maybe it wasn't, but it was funny!

Viviana bursts out laughing. She is also crying tears of pure joy.

Fred: I'll get you for this!

Cuts to Diego, Elyse, Davy, and Kaele in the middle of the colosseum.

Deigo: Oh joy, another challenge from Chris.

Elyse: Bring it on! Whatever it is I'm ready!

Davy: I sure hope Tristan's bag has something in it that can handle this.

Kaele: What?

Davy: Nothing.

The door to the chamber opens up. The minitaur from GT comes out. A pie is thrown at it. It glares angrily over in Davy's direction.

Davy: Um, hi!

The minitaur goes chasing after Davy. Elyse goes chasing after it with her grappling gun and crow bar.

Elyse: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Diego: Ugh.

Kaele: Well, that wasn't very smart.

Chris: This is literally the dumbest gladiator battle ever!

Chef: Well, this challenge was your idea.

Chris: SHUT UP!

Deigo sees something sticking out of the minitaur's back. He chases after it with Elyse to investigate.

Diego: *Whispering* Huh, I wonder what that is.

Elyse: What?

Diego: Nothing. Hey, could you throw me on to the back of that minitaur? I think I see an off switch on it's back.

Elyse: Sure.

Elyse throws Diego on to the minitaur's back. The minitaur notices, and starts feeling around its back. Diego is searching, and pulls out something purple.

Diego: AH HA! An idol!

The minitaur picks up Diego and throws him to the side. Elyse sees the idol in Diego's hand.

Conf: Elyse: So he wanted me to do that for him just so that he could get a freaking idol? HMF!

The minitaur continues chasing after Davy. Davy pulls out a rolling pin out of the sack, and trips the beast. The minitaur, getting back up, sees Diego wearing red. It immediately chases after him.

Deigo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Kaele steps in, and grabs a pretend ball, and acts like she's going to play fetch.

Kaele: Here boy!

The minitaur stops, and starts acting like a dog.

Kaele: Roll over!

The minitaur rolls over.

Kaele: Now go fetch!

She throws the invisible ball. The minitaur goes running in the other direction.

Diego: You, you saved me.

Kaele:  Aw, it was no big deal. I do the same trick with my dog. Now you better hide.

Diego: Si.

Conf: Diego: Maybe not everyone is all that bad. Nah!

Meanwhile, Davy is searching through Tristan's knapsack, when he pull out a fire extinguisher.

Davy: Nope.

He tosses it aside.

Davy: Wait. *turns around* Didn't Tristan say something about a fire extinguisher grenade?

He picks up the fire extinguisher, then smiles.

Davy: Hey ugly!

The minitaur turns around.

Davy: Catch!

Davy takes the cap off the fire extinguisher then throws it at the minitaur. It explodes in front of the beast. Pieces of shrapnel fly everywhere. A piece of the minitaur hits Michael.

Chris: And that's game for the Thunderbirds, they win this part of the challenge! Now everyone follow me!

As Chris is leading everyone to the next challenge location, Diego reads the note attached to his idol.

Diego: "Congratulations lucky contestant! What you've got here is a vote stealer. Play this idol, and you can not only use your own vote, but you can vote for someone else. This idol is good until the final four. You can pick anyone, even the person who got immumity after the merge."

Diego: This'll come in handy.

Fred sees Diego put the idol in his pocket.

Conf: Fred: Oh great! Now I can't vote for him!

Kaele: So, whatcha got that you're being so secretive about?

Flynn: I said nothing, Now leave me alone!

Kaele: Well you don't have to be so rude!

Kaele sees a note sticking out of Flynn's pocket that says "For your problem."

Kaele: Hmmmmmm...

Chris leads the contestants to a resturant.

Blake: Ill give you one guess as to what our next challenge is.

Blake and Flynn laugh.

Chris: Welcome to Cacca Pasti Al Forno! Site of your next challenge!

Lucas: Um, shouldn't it be Casa Pasti Al Forno?

Chris: Dont know, don't care.

Viviana: Let me guess, this is a cooking challenge, right?

Chris: Right you are!

Viviana: Again, you're running out of ideas.

Chris intentionally ignored Viviana.

Chris: Your challenge is to perpare a three course meal, which will be judged by myself and  former contestants of mine, Eli and Nathan!

Nathan is waving at everyone and Eli is playing a video game.

Nathan: Hello everyone!

He glares at Eli.

Nathan: Well aren't you gonna introduce yourself?

Eli: Eh.

Nathan: Ugh, how did you ever end up in the final four?

Eli: I don't know, how did you ever end up in the final two?

Nathan is seen seething in anger.

Nathan: I suddenly regret coming back for this challenge.

Chris: Anyways, moving on. The kitchen is divided up into two different parts. Thunderbirds, for winning, you guys get the east side, Dragons, the west. GO!

The contestants rush to the kitchen looking for ingredients.

Elyse: I found bread!

Diego: I've got some tomatoes. Not sure if they're good though.

Lucas: There's some cheese over here!

Fred: I have spaghetti noodles.

Viviana: And I found some cream. We need to come up with a plan.

Diego: With my tomatoes and Elyse'es bread, we could do a bruschetta.

Fred: I'll do the spaghetti, obviously.

Viviana: Okay, sounds good! Elyse and Diego, you handle the appitizer, Fred and Lucas, you do the main course, and...

She looks over at Michael who is swinging from pots and pans.

Viviana: I'll babysit Michael. Now break!

Blake: There's some chicken over here.

Davy: Davy has...whatever these are.

Kaele: Those are ladyfingers.

Flynn: Sauce over here.

Luna: Um uh, I found some cheese.

Flannery: I've got some Lasagna noodles.

Kaele: Okay, great! Davy, since you don't know what those are, why don't you help Blake with the chicken parm?

Davy: Okay.

Kaele: Flannery and Luna, why dont you work on lasagna?

Flannery and Luna: Sure.

Kaele: And I'll work on the dessert with Flynn.

Flynn: Oh no.

Kaele: *Whispers in Flynn's ear* Look, don't cause a scene. Just work with me here. I promise to only talk to you about the food.

Flynn: Okay.

Timeskip.

Diego: Aaaaaaaand...done!

Blake: No wait! That's too much sauce!

Davy: Told you to say when.

Chris: Times up! Time for the appitizers.

Diego, Elyse, Blake and Davy roll out their dishes.

Elyse: Hi Chef Boyardee!

Nathan: Ugh, are you related to Jessica?

Elyse: No, but I did See her call you Chef Boyardee on Global Takedown. I think that name suits you, so I'm going to call you that.

Nathan: Whatever, just get on with the dish.

Diego: Behold! We have brought you the bruschetta. Made from only the finest of bread and the finest of tomatoes.

Nathan: I'll be the judge of that.

Davy: And we've got chicken parm, with apparently too much sauce.

Blake: That was all your fault!

Davy: No it wasn't.

Diego and Davy hand out the judges their dishes. They all take a taste.

Nathan: Okay, you were right about the sauce. Also, are you kidding me? The chicken is a little undercooked. I can't go any higher than a 3. The bruschetta on the other hand, now that was adequate. 6.

Eli: He was right about the chicken. 4. The bruschetta or whatever had tomatoes in it. 2

Chris: The chicken parm stunk and the bruschetta was great! 1 and 9. The Dragons win this round.

Later in the kitchen, Fred was sneaking peppers into the sauce.

Fred: This should get him!

Elyse saw this.

Elyse: Woah, what the *censored* are you doing?

Fred: Nothing! I swear!

Elyse: It better be nothing!

Meanwhile, Michael, has gotten out of his state and has just crashed.

Michael: Woah, What the heck was I doing?

Viviana: Glad to see you're back. Now here, take take this carmel, and put it in that bowl, then mix the ingredients together, and for Pete's sake, put a shirt on. Or at least an apron.

Michael: What? Did I take my shirt off again?

Viviana: Yes, and it's unsanitary. Now get to work!

Michael: Okay.

Conf: Michael: Okay, so maybe I had one too many drinks with Diego.

Luna: Th...that's too much parisam!

Chris: Time's up! Main course, go!

Fred, Lucas, Flannery, and Luna roll out their dishes.

Fred: Behold! Spaghetti!

Nathan: I can see that.

Luna: Um...uh...um...lasagna!

Eli: Whatever.

After everyone tastes the dishes...

Chris: Ugh, what is in this stuff? Chili pepper? 1. Definantely 1. The lasagna was okay. 5.

Nathan: The spaghetti gets a 0 in my book. The lasagna? 4.

Eli: I actually liked the spaghetti! 9! The lasagna is a 5.

Chris: Okay, looks like the thunderbirds win this round.

As Fred gets back into the kitchen, the crushed peppers fall out of his pocket.

Elyse: Ah hah! I knew it!

Fred: Look little girl...

Before Fred can finish, Elyse puts some whipped cream in a pie tin and throws it at Fred. Fred dodges, it hits Davy.

Davy:  Hey!

Davy gets a pound cake out of the sack and hits Elyse with it. Elyse fires back with another pie. This time it hits Fred.

Fred: Hey!

Fred aims at Elyse with another pie. She dodges and it hits Diego.

Fred: Dangit!

Diego: Fine, you want me to get involved with the food fight, I will!

Diego hits Fred with a some batter.

Elyse: Food fight!

Viviana: What the heck?

After that, all heck breaks loose.

Chris: Okay, time for the...ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, anyways, time for the desserts, lets see what ya got!

Part of Viviana's Panna cotta falls off the plate

Viviana: That's just great.

Michael, Viviana, Flynn and Kaele roll out their dishes.

Viviana: Behold, panna cotta, yadda yadda yadda, whatever. Lets just get this massacure overwith.

Flynn: And we've got tiramisu.

Nathan: Oh my.

The judges take a bite out of the dishes.

Chris: The Dragons dish is a little messed up. 2. The tiramisu is okay. 6

Nathan: Well the tiramisu was excellent. 8. The panna cotta gets a 2.

Eli: Agreed. Dragons 3. Thunderbirds 7.

Chris: And the thunderbirds win this time! Dragons, the elimination ceremony. Now.

As the teams are heading to the plane...

Kaele: Hey Blake!

Blake: Yes?

Kaele: Is it just me, or has Flynn been acting strange lately?

Blake: No, it's not just you. Flynn got angry at me today. He never gets angry, period.

Kaele: Well, I've got a little secret for you. I'll fill you in later on the plane, but what I will say for now is that it's definantely something to look into.

Blake: Hmmm..Well alright then.

Before the elimination ceremony...

Diego: Okay, I think we all know to vote for tonight. The only person who messed up big time today, relatively speaking, Michael. Am I right?

Lucas: Well, he was a little out of sorts today.

Elyse: And he

Diego: Okay, good.

Diego leaves. Lucas and Elyse stare at each other.

Lucas: We're not voting for Michael tonight, am i right?

Elyse: Nope! We're voting for the only person who has been sabatoging us all.

Lucas: You mean...

Elyse: Yup!

Lucas: Agreed!

Lucas and Elyse both go their own separate ways. Meanwhile...

Michael: We've got to vote for Diego tonight! He literally tried to eliminate me!

Viviana: I swear, if that little weasel was the one who eliminated Silena...

Suddenly, Fred comes running up to them.

Fred: Guy, guys!

Michael: What?

Viviana: Ugh, what do you want?

Fred: We can't vote for Diego!

Viviana: What? Why not?

Fred: Because, I saw he has an idol! If we vote for him tonight, he'll just use it.

Viviana: Well, that changes things. Michael, what do you say we vote for Fred tonight?

Michael: Sounds good to me.

Fred: No! That's what he wants! Look, today, he targeted you Michael, after that, he'll probably go after you then me!

Viviana: But if what you're saying is true, he's untouchable tonight.

Fred: Yes, but we can still get at him, weaken his power by taking out one of his associates.

Viviana: Well, I'm not in an alliance with Diego.

Michael: And he tried to eliminate me!

Fred: Which narrows it down to Elyse and Lucas.

Viviana: Wait, how do we know that you're not in an alliance with Diego?

Fred: Because, look at my face, would I be this worried if I was telling you this if I was?

Michael: He does have a point.

Viviana: Hmmmmm...Yes, but this is Total Drama, and people get played all the time. I'm gonna need a bit more proof than that.

Fred: Okay, fine. If you really want, I'll join an alliance with you. I may not like you, but I like Diego less. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Whatever it takes to get one step closer to getting Diego out, I'll do it! I'm giving myself up here.

Viviana: Okay, I'll buy it. I think we can all agree on who to vote for tonight!

Fred and Michael: Agreed!

At the elimination ceremony...

Conf: Michael: So, Lucas is the nice guy, I think we all know that, right? Elyse on the other hand...

Conf: Elyse: You're going down Fred! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN!

Conf: Lucas: Now that I look at it, Diego may have had something to do with Silena's elimination. I saw him give that drink to Michael, and well, then he went haywire. that cannot be a coincidence.

Chris: Okay, the votes tonight were interesting. I don't think I've ever seen this! Well, actually, I have earlier this season, but come on, you guys have six members left. Five of you each recieved votes!

The contestants gasp in shock.

Conf: Viviana: Fred or Michael, I swear!

Conf: Diego: Ugh, this is just great. Just what I needed. Now I can only hope that Elyse or Lucas didn't change their minds!

Chris: Viviana, you got no votes tonight, so by default, you get the first barf bag.

Viviana catches her barf bag.

Chris: The next barf bag goes to eh...Elyse.

Elyse catches her barf bag.

Chris: Fred and Diego, here are your barf bags.

They both catch their barf bags, then glare at each other angrily. Lucas and Michael, scared, both grab on to each other.

Chris: And the last barf bag goes to...*dramatic music*...Michael. Lucas, you're going home buddy.

Michael: What? But but?

Lucas: It's okay buddy. We can still keep in contact.

Elyse: Hold up, I've got something to say. Lucas, I'm sorry.

Lucas: For what?

Elyse: For every mean thing I did to you. Even despite all that, you still at least tried to be my friend. I'm sorry.

Lucas: *Smiles* It's okay Elyse. I understand. You were just in a bad place, and you were acting out. It happens. I'm not mad at you, I could never be mad. I'm not that type of guy. If you ever need me, we can keep in contact too.

Michael: I could give you Lucas'es phone number.

Elyse: Thanks.

Elyse, however absentmindedly, kisses Lucas. Everyone gasps.

Lucas: Wow, I had no idea you felt that way about me.

Elyse: Felt what way?

Lucas: You just...nevermind. Here, If anyone ever has a medical emergency, take my backpack. I put instructions on how to use everything incase someone else had my backpack, or incase I lost my mind. Take it.

Viviana: Um, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. I'll take that.

Elyse: Wait, if I may, can I please say it one last time?

Lucas: Sure.

Elyse: Okay. SHUT UP NERD!

Chris: Okay, cut the mushy stuff, Chef!

Lucas: That's okay, I know the drill.

Lucas takes the parachute and helmet from Chef and puts it on, then voluntarily gets into the cannon. Chris lights it.

Chris: Any last words?

Lucas: I JUST GOT MY FIRST KISS! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Elyse: Wait, did I really kiss him?

Everyone else: YES!

Elyse facepalms herself.

Conf: Elyse: THIS MEANS NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME? NOTHING! I AM NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND!

Chris: Wow, what an ending, Who will do what to whom? Who will accidently kiss somebody? Find out next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

Votes:

Lucas: 2 Fred, Viviana

Michael: 1 Diego

Diego: 1 Lucas

Fred: 1 Elyse

Elyse: 1 Michael