Camp Castaways

Recap
It's raining on Total Drama Island, and as Chris introduces the show, he says that it was a hard thing to pull off, but they figured the campers were getting off way too easy with all the nice weather, so they arranged for it. He is almost hit by lightning.

At the cabins, Duncan, Gwen and Heather are lounging around; Gwen and Heather are naturally getting on each others nerves, while Duncan is whittling a stick. Chris speaks over the loudspeakers, and gives the weather forecast as rain, rain, and more rain, followed by rain; and tomorrow's activities are canceled in favour of the craft tent. Duncan comments that even Owen couldn't find anything good about this weather, when he notices that Owen is nowhere to be found.

Owen is in the confessional, joyous to have made the final four; he admires the other three for being good competitors and suggests they have a trust thing between them, so it's good that they haven't found out about the food Owen is stashing away. He then says he hopes Chef doesn't find out about him raiding the pantry. Owen stops himself from saying anymore, and wonders what it is about the confessional that makes him want to confess stuff.

The other three campers head off to bed. During the night, the rain starts washing bits and pieces of the camp away. The next morning, the rain has stopped, and Chef rings the breakfast bell, but no one comes. Chris drives up to the mess hall to ask Chef if he's seen the campers, and he says no, which is a shame since he peeled a bag of rotten potatoes for them. Chris looks around and notices that not only are the campers missing, but so are their cabins.

Duncan wakes up and leaves his cabin, only to walk right into the middle of Lake Wawanakwa; just beyond him is Gwen and Heather sleeping in their bunk bed, only to wake up and roll out into the water. The three have little time to consider their plight when they see the fresh water sharks circling them, and race to Duncan's cabin, just in time to see the bunk bed getting eaten.

All this time, Owen is still in the confessional, talking about how he once ate the soccer team's entire bake sale; his mom made him pay for it as he was caught due to the icing in his hair. Recounting the tale makes Owen hungry, so he tries to leave the confessional, only to find it floating in Lake Wawanakwa.

The cabin eventually grounds on an island, and the campers have varying theories to their plight; Duncan figures that a rescue team will come looking for them shortly, Gwen believes that the stupid producers of the show won't come looking for them, and Heather thinks it just another one of Chris' sick challenges. Heather kicks a rock to prove it's just a prop, but instead almost breaks her foot. In a confessional tape, Chris reveals that it is a set, but that the rocks are real; he also confirms that the campers are on their own, and no search party is coming for them. Chris and Chef reconvene at another campsite on the same island the others are stranded on.

The confessional booth has hit ground, and Owen runs out to the beach he's landed on, running for joy, but stops when he comes across the gaping jaw of a T-rex skull; screaming, Owen returns to the safety of the confessional booth.

Meanwhile, Duncan and Gwen argue over whether to stay put or build a raft and leave, Heather goes off and locates a tree house; when she checks it out, a skeleton drown in front of her, and she screams. Heather falls to the ground, backs up, and is scared again, this time by the same T-rex skull Owen found.

Owen's fear is eventually overridden by his stomach, when he sees coconut palm trees on the beach; he goes over and starts eating coconuts until there is one left; he starts talking to himself, and then to the coconut, which he calls Mr. Coconut.

Duncan, Gwen and Heather are arguing over the skeleton, and continues to believe what they originally thought. Eventually they to go their own ways; Duncan uses a bow and arrow he made to hunt, Gwen tries to make a raft to escape, and Heather moves into the tree house. Duncan fires his one and only arrow into the air, and it hits Mr. Coconut, leaving Owen to believe that the island is inhabited by head hunters; Duncan has no idea where his arrow went, and switches to hunting with his knife, cutting up a voracious pack of wild bananas. Duncan collects a giant fruit salad of food, and also discovers a nest with a large egg in it. When he returns, Duncan finds Heather eating a chocolate bar, one of Owen's stash that she discovered; he wants her to share, but she dismisses him, telling Duncan it's every camper for themselves. Heather then points out that they are alone on the island, when a loud roar is heard in the background.

Owen also hears the roar, and cowers in the confessional. It turns out the roar was made by Chef, as a signal that brunch is served. Gwen has also finished her raft, and Duncan trades her the egg for a place on the raft, leaving Heather behind. Now completely alone, Heather is terrified, and makes a confession where she apologizes to Lindsay and Beth over how she treated them.

Owen leaves the confessional, now dressed like a long time shipwreckee complete with a tattered loincloth, a large scruffy beard, and brandishing a plunger, he goes off to take the fight to the headhunters; instead, he finds the tree house, and the terrified Heather, who tries to beat him off by throwing chocolate bars at him. The chocolate brings Owen back to his senses, and Heather is relieved to find a familiar though bearded face.

On the raft, Gwen paddles in a large circle, and ends up back on the island; seeing the leftovers from Owen's coconut feast, Gwen believes the island isn't deserted afterall. Having failed to get off the island, Duncan reclaims his egg; a large pterodactyl flies overhead, and swoops down to pick up Duncan. Gwen ties a rope around his ankle, and is pulled up with him. After flying around for a minute, they are dropped back to Earth just outside the tree house; the four stranded campers are reunited. While Owen is giving everyone a big group hug, a large python falls down from the trees, and the campers are forced to retreat to the tree house.

At the other campsite, Chris is wondering what the campers are doing right now; Chef comments that anything could've happened by now: mauled by bears, fell of a cliff, or starved to death. Worried about an upcoming lawsuit, Chris decides to check the cameras, and Chef commends Chris for his dedication and being an inspiration.

Back in the tree house, the campers are contemplating whether they are going to die here; so Owen suggests that they should confess their sins to clear their conscience. Eventually Duncan reveals what got him into juvenile detention, which isn't as bad as what Heather did, and while a bit unorthodox, even that wasn't as bad as what Gwen did, if that is her real name. After the soul searching, Owen sees smoke out in the woods; the campers decide to take up arms and attack whomever is messing with them, but first they have to deal with the python waiting outside, so Owen throws Mr. Coconut and knocks it out cold.

At the other camp, the campers charge in brandishing improvised weapons, decorated in war paint, and scare the crap out of Chef, while Chris calmly welcomes to their formerly secret production camp. Heather is angry that Chris and Chef were living it up, while they were lost in the woods. The rain returns, and Chris and Chef retreat into their camper-trailer; Chris would invite them in, but there's only room for 6, even though there are exactly 6 of them, and leaves them out in the rain.

At the campfire ceremony, Chris goes over the challenge, and chews them out for splitting up, four heads are always better than one; Owen corrects him by saying five, and holds up Mr. Coconut. Chris then moves onto the marshmallows, and has four marshmallows on the plate. Duncan points out the mistake, but Chris says the number is correct, and hands them out to Heather, Duncan, Gwen, and Owen; to Owen's shock, it's Mr. Coconut's turn to walk the Dock of Shame. Owen refuses to let his edible friend go, but Chris wrestles the coconut away, and throws it down the Dock of Shame, telling Owen to get a grip.

As Mr. Coconut floats away, Owen is heard saying "Don't worry Mr. Coconut, I shall never let go!"

Quotes

 * Heather: Frowning like a big sap won't bring LeShawna back, you know. It'll just give you premature wrinkles... (looks at Gwen) never, too late. Gwen: (to Heather) Why don't you just put us out of our misery and vote yourself off? Duncan: It's so nice to see you two getting along. Gives me the warm fuzzies. Heather: In your dreams, perv.


 * Owen: (in confessional) Oh, darn it! There's something about this confessional that just makes me want to confess stuff!


 * Gwen: Where did all this water come from?! Heather: How should I know, why don't you ask the leeches? (Heather lifts up her arm to reveal it is covered in leeches, screams and shakes them off.) Duncan: You know, this is so ridiculous, it's almost funny.


 * (surrounded by sharks) Gwen: Quick, we need something big and chewy to shove in his mouth. Heather: Owen!


 * Owen: So I snuck in and ate the entire soccer team's bake sale. I mean the whole sale. But I got caught on account of the icing in my hair. My mom made me pay for it out of my allowance. But mmmmm, those soccer moms make a mean brownie. I'm hungry.


 * Owen: I'm all alone! Adrift at sea! AAAAHHHH!!! Without breakfast!


 * Chris: Just to set the record straight, my sets are not cheesy. I lost three interns moving those rocks into place. And about that search party, nuh-uh. Those campers are on their own.


 * Duncan: Well, well, well, stuck on an island with two hot girls... too bad they're both completely annoying!


 * Heather: Mental note. Never sign up for a reality TV show ever again.


 * Owen: Okay. Going to my happy place. I'm in a doughnut shop. There's an all-you-can-eat-for-a-dollar sale on. Unlimited chocolate milk.


 * Chef: Will someone please explain to me why there be palm trees and coconuts up here? We're in Northern Ontario. Chris: They were leftover props from the Big Assic Park movie shoot. What? We're on a budget.


 * Duncan': If we're stranded, then the producers will obviously rescue us. Gwen: What if the producers don't know where to look. They're not exactly the sharpest tools in the shed in case you haven't noticed. Chris: I'm gonna let the little comment pass... Chef: Hmm.


 * Duncan: Fine. Then let's make a new rule: every camper for themselves. Heather and Gwen: Fine!


 * Duncan: (while stabbing bananas with his knife) DIE! DIE! DIE!


 * Duncan: Where did you get that chocolate? Heather: Oh, nowhere. Just Owen's secret stash of junk food. Duncan: That genius. I always thought his mattress looked lumpy.

(Gwen's stomach growls) Gwen: Well whatever it is, i'm outta here. Heather: You don't even know where you're going. Gwen : Who cares? At least it's not here with you. Duncan: Hey, i'll trade you my egg in exchange for a ride. Gwen: Riding with him was the last thing I wanted to do. But I was STARVING. (Gwen's stomach growls again) Gwen: Deal.
 * Heather: It's just Chris, freaking us out.


 * Heather: (Scared) Okay, I have never been more terrified in my whole life. They left me there, alone on that island to die. I had to draw on reserves of inner strength I never knew I had. If you're watching Lindsay, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. You're an awesome friend. And Beth, ditto for you. I miss you guys, BFFs forever.


 * Chris: So, Chef, how do you think our campers are doing on their "deserted" island? Chef: Anything could have happened to them by now. Mauled by bears, fell off a cliff, starved to death. Chris: Maybe I should go check the monitors and see what kind of footage we got. Chef: Chris man, you are one dedicated host. (cuddles Chris in his arms) You're an inspiration. Chris: Thanks, dude. It's what I do.


 * Heather: I am the only one left on this show with a shred of sanity. Duncan: Ha! And this coming from the girl who changes friends more often than I change socks. Heather: Which is so not often enough by the way.


 * (after everyone makes their confessions, off screen) Gwen: Whoa! So that's what you went to juvie hall for. Duncan: Yeah, but at least it's not as bad as what Heather did. Heather: I admit, it was a little unorthodox, but it doesn't come close to what Gwen did, if that's even your real name. (Gwen looks away) 


 * Owen: (remembering the snake) Oh, that. (Owen drops Mr. Coconut and knocks the snake unconscious) Gwen: Why didn't you do that hours?! Owen: What? And miss out on all our bonding?!

Duncan: Run for our lives and leave you and Mr. Coconut behind?
 * Owen: Guys, you know what we have to do?


 * Owen: Mr. Coconut, it's a mirage. They're just figments of my imagination. Chef: Why is he talking to a coconut?


 * Chris: It's time for Mr. Coconut to walk the Dock of Shame. Owen: But why?! Chris: Get it together, dude. You're starting to creep me out.


 * (after Chris throws Mr. Coconut into Lake) Owen: Don't worry Mr. Coconut. I shall never let go!

Trivia and Goofs

 * This episode is more of a filler episode, since none of the four remaining campers were kicked off and instead an inanimate object was kicked off.


 * Chef mentions that they are in Northern Ontario, while in the last episode, Courtney said they were in Muskoka. Muskoka is part of Central Ontario, though some federal and provincal programs treated Muskoka as part of Northern Ontario for development funding purposes.


 * Previous episodes have shown that Gwen and Heather sleep in a nightgown and their underwear respectively but in this episode, they are sleeping in their regular clothes.


 * All the remaining campers confess their sins in this episode, but we never find out what they are.


 * The final marshmallow went to Owen in this episode.


 * Mr. Coconut's audition: He'e sitting by the sea shore on a beach chair and then falls off.


 * While Heather is in the confessional crying, she apologizes to Lindsay and Beth for being so mean to them.


 * In Owen's stash of food, is the Bear's bag of marshmallows from X-treme Torture, Trent and Duncan's soda bottle and can from Search and Do Not Destroy


 * Owen says he never had a date, but he and Izzy appeared to have a date before, as they were making out before they were attacked by the "Psycho Killer".


 * The conk shell that Chef uses to blow into, and the campers dressing up as warriors, are references to the book/movie Lord of the Flies.