User:DestructiveMilkshake



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 * 1) Alrighty. Milkshake, you are a fantastic addition to the game. You are calculated and handle the game with ease and you are a worthy adversary of mine.  How cool would that be if I had gills? I really should've been born with gills.  Life can be so unfair! 
 * 2) <3 I wanna drink you up...just dont destroy me.  It's all over your aura!  02:28, April 2, 2015 (UTC)totaldramalego
 * 3) it's 2 late and i am sleepy but still love you AY MI MIGUE, MI ANDREÌTA, MI MADRE VIRGÉN SANTISÍMA;   DILE A MI MIGUE QUE TE COMPRE LA MALETA VALE Y DILE A OLVIDO QUE ES UNA METE-MIERDA.  02:29, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * 4) Have my babies- Chwiis
 * 5) I guess, you're just what I needed(Just what I needed!)  I needed someone to feed!  I guess you're just what I needed(Just what I needed!)  I needed someone to bleed! Rocky LXIX- Now, say my name! (talk) 02:40, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * 6) Noice it's Evil Kirby! You have lots of 'digital style.' -Ethan
 * 7) You are amazing Milky, such a great friend, and ur super cool! ~ Brady/Noah/ShawnFan14
 * 8) i was harrassed into doing this. help. help. help. help. --I can read aura's and it looks like  someone threw up on yours   03:44, April 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * 9) Milkie bae you like an amazing person, and I have so much respect for you. Especially for last few weeks. I am glad to call you my friend, and I hope we stay friends for a very long time :D - Your bae Welly.
 * 10) You're always so much fun and unexpected. I'm happy to be your friend. -- "In my mind, I'm always running from zombies,   and if you're not,    YOU'RE CRAZY!!! " [[Image:Go for the neck.png|140px]] 10:34, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * 11) ~ numbuhthreefan . message . blog . contribs Face1.png 16:35, May 6, 2015 (UTC)
 * 12) I've always loved your crazy personality :) TWF.png 04:54, May 20, 2015 (UTC)

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Season Rankings
1. Survivor: Nicaragua: This season is PERFECT on so many levels, and it is easily my favorite post HvV season. The season from beginning to end is a massive trainwreck, clash of colorful personalities, and in general really really fun. The cast is legendary in how diverse and colorful it is, and the only people I dislike in some manner are Sash, Shannon, Yve, and maybe Benry. Yeah. A 20-person cast with me only disliking 4 people. I don't care how much hate she gets, NaOnka is a top-tier villain and one of my favorites of all time. I think the editing team found the perfect mix of strategy and character development in this season.

2. Survivor: Gabon

3. Survivor: Tocantins

4. Survivor: San Juan del Sur: Some people criticize San Juan del Sur for being having a poor premerge and slow buildup to which I say... it didn't? I mean, the premerge isn't as good as the top tier postmerge, but Hunahpu is amazing and the only real downer is Josh. San Juan del Sur honestly had one of the weaker casts of recent seasons, but IMO it basically turned out the best way possible. I LOVED the final 6 in almost every way, the postmerge was legendary in how unpredictable it was, and we got actual character scenes from nearly everyone besides Josh and Jeremy to an extent. It was beautiful, and the final 3 is one of my favorite final 3's to date.

5. Survivor: China

6. Survivor: Philippines

7. Survivor: Panama

8. Survivor: Cagayan

9. Survivor: Micronesia

10. Survivor: Worlds Apart: Yeah, this season left a bad taste in my mouth. Why? Well, while I for one did enjoy about half the cast, there were 2 people in particular that RUINED the season with their irritatingness, and the editing team honestly dropped the ball postmerge. I mean, did we really need Mike to soak up screentime like a sponge and for Carolyn to be effectively ignored for 4 episodes? Anyways, Dan and Will are both horribly atrocious for their utter despicability, and this season honestly got uncomfortable. Add on this a Pagonging and an editing team that seemed more concerned with decoy boots than building characters and you get a horribly half-baked season. There are no overarching story arcs besides Mike's "underdog" "comeback" and it honestly hurts the season in a huge amount of ways. The positives? I did enjoy half the cast a lot, and the premerge was very fun with blindside after blindside and one of the best tribes ever in pre and post swap Nagarote.

11. Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains

12. Survivor: One World

13. Survivor: Cook Islands: Cook Islands is similar to One World, except instead of grating and horrible personalities you get no personalities. I mean, I can't even name more than half the cast, and the only people I like are Cao Boi and Penner. (Parvati I enjoyed in HvV and Candice in BvW) This season is just so devoid of life and filled with so many unnamable faces that I can't try to muster anything up more than mild hatred for it. The Aitu 4 are boring and self-righteous (plus production rigged for them). Ozzy is overrated. Rarotanga is unrootable. The mutiny twist was bad. The premerge dragged on. I don't feel like expressing anything more than unrelated complaints, because to be honest that's how this season felt like: a bunch of annoying fragments.

14. Survivor: Caramoan: Caramoan is a great season on paper. The postmerge is actually pretty good gameplay wise, and a FvF season actually had a fan make final tribal council. Too bad the editors utterly butchered it to death with Phillip -> The Three Amigos -> Cochran sucking up all the airtime with their dull strategy. The fans were a hot mess of the bad kind and infinitely inferior to the Micronesia fans (I only like Laura, Sherri, and Shamar to an extent), and the "Favorites" weren't even favorites. The only favorites that could qualify for favorites were Erik, Brenda, and Malcolm "Overrated" Freberg. I can't emphasize how horribly the editors butchered the season, and turned a pretty good season into a horrifying sh*tshow that places at the bottom of my rankings until I watch Redemption Island.

Seasons that I plan on (Re)watching very soon
1. Survivor: Blood vs. Water

2. Survivor: Samoa

3. Survivor: Fiji

4. Survivor: Redemption Island

5. Survivor: South Pacific

6. Survivor: Borneo - Survivor: Guatemala

Winner Rankings
1. Sandra Diaz-Twine: She won TWICE. She is undisputably the best Survivor player ever with her perfect record with 2 attempts. I haven't seen Pearl Islands yet, but in HvV she was PHENOMENAL. She is so sassy and in-your-face, and she always makes me laugh and delivers each time she's on screen. Plus, she's a cutthroat and manipulative player that can weasel her way out of any situation.

2. Natalie Anderson

3. J.T. Thomas

4. Denise Stapley

5. Aras Baskauskas

6. Todd Herzog

7. Kim Spradlin: Kim played a very good game... and gamebotted her way there. Needless to say she was a large part of why One World was awful.

8. Judson "Fabio" Birza

9. Bob Crowley

10. Mike Holloway

11. John Cochran: TBD

12. Parvati Shallow: Parvati is extremely overrated for her Micro win. I mean sure, she did pull in the 2 fans and made the Ozzy blindside possible, but Fans vs Favorites seasons are rigged for the favorites anyways. Besides, she got REALLY lucky in so many ways. Having Fairplay ask to be voted out, Jonathan being medevac'd, Erik being the dumbest Survivor ever, and finally the season having a surprise final 2 allowing her to take all of Cirie's jury votes and win.

13. Tony Vlachos*: Sadly, even though I love Tony, I have to put an asterik on his win as well. The Tyler Perry idol put a huge dent on Cagayan, and Tony was never truly in danger until like f3. Weak. But Tony is such a hyperactive and high-strung individual, he probably would have won anyways unlike Yul. But personal preference aside, I can't let someone that won with a completely unfair advantage place higher.

14. Yul Kwon*: Make any defense for Yul you want, but his OP idol puts an entire asterik on his win. Plus he's incredibly boring and lead one of my least favorite alliances of all time.

Top Survivor by Season
12. Cirie Fields | Shane Powers

13. Parvati Shallow | Cao Boi Bui

15. Courtney Yates | Jean-Robert Bellende

16. Cirie Fields | Jonathan Penner

17. Crystal Cox | Randy Bailey

18. Erinn Lobdell | Benjamin "Coach" Wade

20. Sandra Diaz-Twine | Rupert Boneham

21. NaOnka Mixon | Chase Rice

23. Sophie "Sophierce" Clarke | Albert Destrade

24. Sabrina Thompson | Jonas Otsuji

25. Abi-Maria Gomes | Michael Skupin

26. Laura Alexander | Shamar Thomas?

28. Kass McQuillen | Tony Vlachos

29. Natalie Anderson | Keith Nale

30. Shirin Oskooi | Rodney Lavoie

31. TBA | TBA