User:Cartoon44/Shawn Audition Tape

SHAWN AUDITION

Shawn: Hello everyone, I’m Shawn! If you’re asking yourselves why I’m on top of a tree right now, good question. I’m currently in the midst of preparing for my weekly night-watch job to look out for any signs of zombie life. Unfortunately, I haven’t found any yet (no confirmed sightings, anyway), though in my several years of training, I’ve always been told to stay vigilant and ready.

I’m hoping I can join Total Drama to sharpen my survival skills, as well as stay prepared for any unexpected zombie atta- (hears rustling) THERE! ZOMBIE!

(Leaps off branch, landing on one foot with eyes closed)

HIIIIYAAA!

(Stays in position as eyes open to see nothing but a squirrel scatter off.)

Oh… well, good thing squirrels are fast… if I hadn’t gotten there sooner, it would’ve been eaten alive!