User blog:CheeseBurgerGuy/How well would you do on Total Drama?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to compete on a show like Survivor or Big Brother? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be apart of your favorite television show? Combine those two questions and you may have the question about how well do you think you would do on Total Drama.

As a fan who has seen every season, that knowledge would obviously allow me, or any of us, to make it far in the game. So instead, for a second, I want you to imagine that you know nothing about what's to come. You end up at Camp Wawanawka without any idea that Duncan goes on to merge four times and get arrested, or that Heather actually has a very strong stategic mind behind that mean-girl attitude, or that Owen of all people goes on to win the season. All you have are your wits, your social abilites, your courage, and your physical prowess.

Since we can't know what team we would all be placed on, either choose one, randomize it, or explain for both. You should also consider if you are adding yourself to the cast or replacing someone (I'll be assuming replace for all seasons but Action).

While I know a lot of us imagine doing well, please try to be honest with yoursleves.

Since I won't have you all do this without imputing my opinion, I'll start us off.

Island
Flat out, I don't win this season. I'm closest to Noah in terms of personality (friends included) and how I play the game. As such, I probably replace him. Knowing me I'd maybe volunteer to switch to the Bass for Katie and Sadie's sake. My fate comes down to if Chris switches me or Izzy. Since I'm afraid of heights, I would never jump off the cliff (no matter how good a swimmer I think I am). This means that if I'm on the Gophers I'm probably the first boot unless we somehow pull out the win.

As for if the swithch happens and I'm on the Bass...since Courteny and DJ would be the other chickens on the Bass, I would probably be asking for an alliance. With Zeke leaving, I probably recomend bringing in three more to the aliance. Harold would be my buddy, so i would bring him in. I'd probably survive a while and get comfortable in my alliance.

In Who Can You Trust, I'd proably try voting out Geoff due to what happened to Bunny. Even if I told DJ, I'd probably be gone over Harold because I would be useless in these later challenges and Duncan has intergrated himelf with Geoff, Courtney, DJ, and Bridgette.

No matter what, if I somehow made the final 3, I'd quit because I'm not doing the challenge from Triple Dog Dare You.

Action
This season is the one I have a real shot at winning...if I even qualify to begin with.

On the Gaphers, I make the merge garenteed as I would team up with my (potenaitlly soon to be) friend Harold and his girl Leshawna. Honestly I probably would be the only one not to hold her lying against me since this is a game and it's not like she's lying about voting for me.

On the Grips, I might be in toruble. I would probably allign against Justin (since I'm not one of the cool kids) and his blinded by looks duo. If I survive until Courtney comes I make the merge but I'd have to tread carefully to not get voted out in Full Metal Drama.

Once I hit the merge, with Courteny, Duncan, Harold, and Leshawna still in the game, I'm proabably not a target and have allies on both sides. i might even make it to the finals but realistically I lose in third.

World Tour
This all depends on the team so I'll take them one at a time:


 * 1. Team Victory:


 * Considering this team is cursed I'm not making it far. If I'm not punching my ticket in Japan, then it's somewhere else before the merge (maybe London).


 * 2. Team Chris:


 * Alejandro had this team on lockdown. I would try to work with Team E-Scope as long as possible but I doubt I can take Al out (though I'd try harder than Noah). Considering my archetype and potenialyl replacing Noah, I most likely leave in London.


 * 3. Team Amazon


 * The only way I might merge. With the beef everyone has with Heather and then the love traingle drama, I wouldn't be a target. Becoming friends with Cody would help even more so.


 * Assmuming I only merge under tha Amazons, i don't know how far I make it. Assuming Easter Island isn't a fake ceremony and Sierra goes home there then I may also make the final three again. More liekly it's me going out there or as the first at the merge.

Revenge of the Island
I quit first episode. I'm too much of a germaphobe to stay on an island of toxic waste.

All Stars
If Chris brings me back to...I wouldn't know how well I'd do. I really don't. There are so many variables that it's too hard to predict. While I want to say I'd be a hero, Chris might place me on the villains. I don't think I win and I'm likely a first boot or mid-merge boot but otherwise have no clue.

Pahkitew Island
I don't think I'd get along with this cast very well, so I don't like my chances. I'd be friends with Shawn and Dave (if I don't replace either of them that is), so that might get me a while in. I don't win this one either considering my physcial competion. I'd probably showmance Sammy though.

Summary
I am super inconistent. My placements would look something like this in the best case senario assuming I replace Noah yet qualify for Action anyway or Dave or Sam: 15th (Island), 1st/2nd (Action), 11th (WT Victory/Chris), 3rd (WT Amazon), 13th (Revenge), 14th (All Stars), 7th (Pahkitew).

I'd really like to hear how others did either in the comments or your own blog if you want to get more detailed like I did.