User blog comment:Amazing Brayden/Total drama island role play audition/@comment-24078152-20180115175611

Beth: Hello everyone, my name is Beth and I am interested in signing up for your reality show Total Drama! There is so much I can do! For one: I can sing like Katy Perry!

Beth starts singing: 'Cause you're cold then you're a hot, you're hot and then you're cold! *the glass starts shattering as she sings louder and louder*

Beth: I can also twirl batons in the air! *twirls a baton high in the air, breaking her ceiling*

Beth's dad: *starts banging on her door* Hey, pipe down!

Beth: Sorry dad! *she comes back to the front of the camera, wearing a glowing yellow dress that blinds the camera* I also love the dress up and go to parties! And I have an amazing boyfriend named Brady! My friends say I talk about him all the time, but I can't help it! I love him so much! There's so much I can say about him! Like the way he picks me up when I'm tired...


 * two hours later*

Beth:...or the way he cutely cleans his shiny teeth using his tongue


 * three hours later*

Beth:...or the way goats in the petting zoo fawn over him...


 * so much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one*

Beth: *sleepily says* ...and...just how he's...the man of my dreams....so....piiiick....meeee...I like....making....n...new...frrrriends... *falls asleep on the camera*