User:Rainbowderp01/Hic Hic Hooray (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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Chef: [whistling]

Bridgette: Blech! Blech! Chef! Help! I accidentally ate a worm and it was so gross and now my mouth tastes like worms! Blech!

Chef: What? How do you "accidentally"eat a worm?

Bridgette: Well...

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[flashback]

Bridgette: Hey, everybody! Watch me go down head first! Whee! Woohoo! Noo!

[gulp]

[flashback ends]

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Bridgette: Blech! I can't get this taste out of my mouth!

Chef: Okay, okay, okay. I'll find something to get the taste out of your mouth. Huh, ran out of juice this morning. What's this back here? Soda? Where'd this come from?

Bridgette: [gasps] Yes, please! [grunting]

Chef: Uh-uh. You know the daycare rule. No soda pop until you're this tall. [confessional] I have a list of rules. You have to be this tall to drink from a real cup. This tall to go the the bathroom without a buddy, and a full grown adult to drink a soda.

Bridgette: But this is the worst taste in the world! Please? Pretty please?!

Chef: No!

Bridgette: Oh please? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top?! Please?

Chef: [sighs] Just hurry up. We can't let the other kids know or they'll--

[can cracks]

Chef: Hurry up, Bridgette, I can't let the other kids see you drinking the--

Harold: Soda!

Bridgette and Chef: Ah!

Beth, Harold, and Noah: Soda...

Chef: Drink!

Bridgette: [sips]

Beth, Harold, and Noah: Soda!

Chef: Ah! Save yourself!

Kids: Soda! Soda!

Bridgette: [burps]

Harold: What just happened to us?

Beth: How did we get inside?

Bridgette: Ugh, that hurt my brain.

Owen: Empty? Chef, can I have a soda? Can I? Can I, can I?

Chef: That's a hard no!

Owen: No fair! Bridgette got one!

Chef: That was an emergency. Bridgette ate a worm and had to get the taste out of her mouth.

Owen: [confessional] So all I gotta do to get some sweet, sweet soda, is eat a few worms? Sold! And you know who knows how to get worms? Ha, fish!

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[dream sequence]

Owen: [glugging] Ihave a question for all of you. Have you seen any worms? [chomp] Soda!

[sequence ends]

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Owen: [confessional] Ah! There's gotta be a better way to get a worm!

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Bridgette: Mm, yay! No more worm taste in my-- [hiccup] Whoa! What was that? It felt like a dance party jumping out of my face!

Gwen: You have the hiccups.

Bridgette: [hiccup] These are [hiccup] hiccups? Ooh, they're really [hiccup] fun! [giggles] [hiccup] Okay, I [hiccup] hate them now. [hiccup] I want them to [hiccup] stop! I [hiccup] gotta [hiccup] get rid of [hiccup] these hiccups! [hiccup] [screams]

Gwen: Have you tried holding your breath?

Bridgette: [hiccup] Great idea, except [hiccup] if I don't breathe, [hiccup] I die!

Gwen: So, are you going to try it, or...

Chef: I have a better idea!

Bridgette: [hiccup]

Chef: Back in my day, we used to surprisethe hiccups out of each other.

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[flashback]

Young Chef: [hiccup] Ah!

Chef's Brother: [hiccup] Ah!

Young Chef: [hiccup] [screams]

[sproing]

[flashback ends]

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Chef: I know just the thing.

[music box plays]

[boing]

Chef: Ah!

Bridgette: [hiccup]

Chef: How is this not surprising you?!

Bridgette: I guess I kind of saw it coming? [hiccup]

Izzy: Oh, I'm great with surprises! Close your eyes and come with me!

Chef: You go on ahead, old Chef just needs to... slow his heart rate down a bit.

[boing]

Chef: Ah!

Izzy: Okay, open your eyes. Surprise!

Bridgette: [gasps]

[kids hum lovely music]

[Beth and Harold]

La, la, la

It's Christmas time!

Bridgette: Whoa!

Izzy: Yeah, Christmas is always the biggest surprise because you never know when it's coming!

Harold: Huh?

Cody and Leshawna: Uh...

Beth: What?

Izzy: Here!

Bridgette: [giggles]

Beth, Cody, Harold, and Leshawna: Aww...

Bridgette: No way! A puppy? This is the best surprise I've ever [hiccup] had...

Izzy: [sighs] Didn't work. Okay, let's clear it out, boys!

[glass breaks]

Bridgette: What? No! Wait! Where's Christmas going? Christmas was great!

Harold: Surprise Christmas is ruined!

Bridgette: [sighs] [hiccup] [sighs]

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Owen: [panting] Here, worms, worms, worms, worms! Phew, catching worms is way harder than I thought.

Worm: Huh?

[birds tweet]

Owen: Aw, yeah! Cheep cheep?

[birds tweet]

Owen: Cheep cheep? Ah!

[bird feeder cracks]

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Owen: Cheep-- ah! Oh, ow!

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Bridgette: [hiccup] Oh...

Noah: Oh, still got 'em, huh? That isn't good.

Bridgette: [hiccup]

Noah: Are you gonna miss your family?

Bridgette: Miss my [hiccup] family? Why? [hiccup]

Noah: You mean you don't know about... Hiccup Island?

Bridgette: [gasps]

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[lightning cracks]

Noah: [voiceover] It's a secret place in the middle of the South Pacific with no food or water or wifi! And if you can't stop hiccuping, you get sent there to break rocks forever!

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Bridgette: [gasps] Parents really do that?

Noah: Sure, I mean all that... [imitates hiccup] is annoying. They don't wanna listen to that.

Bridgette: You gotta help me stop hiccuping, Noah! [hiccup] I don't wanna go to the island! [hiccup]

Noah: Eh, there might be a few things we can try, but you need to do exactly as I say. Deal?

Bridgette: De-- [hiccup] De-- [hiccup]

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Bridgette: [hiccup] Still hiccuping.

Noah: Weird. Pushing people on a swing almost always works.

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Bridgette: Almost finished your leaf jumping pile! Just one last bit!

Noah: Woohoohoohoohoo!

Bridgette: [muffled] Yay, great jump! [hiccup] Aww, it didn't work.

Noah: Strange. Let's try something else!

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Bridgette: [hiccup] Doing your [hiccup] art project isn't helping either.

Noah: Huh. This must be a real bad case. Doing people's work for them usually relaxes the hiccup maximus muscles. I know, try more glitter.

Bridgette: [hiccup] Aww...

Noah: [confessional] What? I'm helping her. So is it wrong if there's a little something in it for me?

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[bird tweeting]

Owen: Cheep cheep? Cheep cheep? Cheep cheep? Cheep cheep?

[chew]

Owen: [eating]

[squirrel vomits]

Owen: [confessional] Why make a meal at home when you can eat right from the restaurant's mouth? [real time] [gulp] That was more worm than I wanted. [groans] Hey, baby bird buds. Wait, you're not mad at me for eating your dinner, are you? [screaming]

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Noah: Little faster. That's it, faster!

Bridgette: [hiccup] Ugh!

Noah: Still? Try the grapes.

Bridgette: [hiccup] Oh... why isn't this working? [hiccup] Oh!

Noah: Well, we tried. I'm gonna miss you, Bridge. Hope you make some new friends on Hiccup Island.

Bridgette: [hiccup]

Noah: Oh, I forgot friendship is illegal there, so probably not.

Bridgette: [gasps] Wha? [hiccup] [hiccup]

Noah: Anyway, it's pickup time, so... lates.

Chef: Bridgette, your mom is here!

Bridgette: Oh no! [hiccup] [hiccup]

[kids hum dramatic music]

Chef: Maybe don't mention the worm. Or the soda.

Bridgette: This day was awful! First I ate a worm, got the hiccups, then got a puppy, but the puppy got taken away. And I'm covered in sparkles and macaroni. And then surprise Christmas got taken away too! I don't wanna go to Hiccup Island! I'm not hiccuping anymore! [gasps] I'm not hiccuping anymore!

Noah: You're welcome.

Bridgette: Oh! Oh, Noah! Thank you!

Noah: [straining] Oh, okay. Oh, easy. [confessional] No, there's no Hiccup Island, but fear is a great cure for the hiccups. See? I told you I was helping. Heh. Not sure why you ever doubted me.

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Chef: [whistling]

Owen: Ow! Leave me alone!

Chef: Wow, look at the size of that bird! Wait... oh no! Owen!

Owen: Ah! I need soda pop! I ate worms!

Chef: Pull up, kid! Pull up!

Owen: Oof! Can I have my soda now?

Chef: I only had the one can.

Owen: Wish I'd known that this morning. Ugh!

[kids hum ending theme]

[credits]