Riot On Set

'''The teams are chosen by the two winners of the previous challenge, and their first challenge is to put on a play. While one person is chosen to play an old lady, the other team picks somebody for the role of a rundown gangster. Someone's insecurity is discovered by a staff member who decides to use it for his means. But when someone gives him the wrong scripts, things start to get weird on the set. It all leads up to one cast member getting eliminated for her bad performance.'''

Plot
The episode opens with each of the castmates sleeping in their bunk beds before they are rudely awakened by Chris through a megaphone. They are told that they'll have to learn how tough being on set production really is and that it's not all about red carpets and the fame. Gwen mentions that she can handle it since she once had a job at a petting zoo, but instead of working with the cute ends of the animals, she had to clean up after the not so cute ends. This reminds Chris that it's time for Gwen and Trent to pick their teams, due to them winning the last challenge. They are both nervous about this, as they don't want to get competitive and nasty towards each other, but they think that they learned enough from last season.

The choosing starts off with Gwen, who picks Duncan, much to Trent's dismay and anger. Out of spite, Trent chooses Lindsay and makes a note to emphasize her beauty, which slightly upsets Gwen. Gwen's next choice is Leshawna and Trent chooses Justin. Gwen picks DJ, while Trent chooses Beth. Gwen, not sure who to pick, is reminded by Leshawna to keep her enemies close and tells Gwen to choose Heather instead of Izzy, which she does. Trent, unsure who to pick as well, since he only had the option of either choosing Harold or Owen, were he settles for Owen since he won the previous season, leaving Harold for Gwen's team and Izzy for Trent's. Once the teams are settled, Chris announces that Gwen's team will be known as the Screaming Gaffers and Trent's team as the Killer Grips.

They are brought to a lot filled with studio equipment and a trailer. Chris informs them that their first challenge is moving the equipment up a huge hill. The two teams race neck-and-neck. When Gwen is going up the hill, she nearly falls, but Duncan catches her. Trent seeing this becomes angry, and due to his anger, he doesn't look where he's going and falls down. Gwen goes to help him up, but is beaten there by Lindsay. Back at the base of the hill, it was down to the final item, the trailer. Trent asks Owen to help pull the trailer up the hill, convincing him that if he helps, he'll get to eat at a catering station, which he says is at the hill's top. They start up the hill, and Owen uses his belt buckle as a way to pull the trailer, causing his pants to fall down and slow their ascent. Gwen asks DJ if he could pull the trailer, but he refuses, afraid someone might get hurt from his actions. His refusal allows the Killer Grips to reach the top first and win the first part of the challenge.

At the top of the hill, Chris tells them that what they just did was only the first part of the challenge and that they now needed to perform a scene for Chef, the winning team being the one that makes him show the most emotion. The Killer Grips are given a story of an old woman who lived a full life and is reflecting on it, and the Screaming Gaffers are given a story of a thug who tries to go straight, but can't fight the allure of the streets. Izzy immediately offers to play the old woman, claiming she has been reincarnated "like a whole bunch of times". She even claimed that she was the reincarnation of her great grandmother Mavis. She then imitates her, frightening the team, who give her the role. The Screaming Gaffers choose a reluctant Duncan to play the part of the gangster, since they had no other person to interpret it; as Harold was as tough as butter and DJ was way too kind. During the preparation, Heather, after being helped down from being stuck in a light cable, admits that Harold would be an easy person to string along for an alliance. At the same time, Chef pulls DJ aside while he was putting on Duncan's make up and tells him that he will help him man up and win if DJ splits the prize money with him. Once the filming started, it becomes clear that Chef had mixed up the scripts, leading to an emotional performance by Duncan and Izzy as a gangster grandmother. Duncan's performance was very emotional and he was able to make Chef cry which meant a win for the Screaming Gaffers. DJ mocked Chef when the Screaming Gaffers performance made him cry and Chef claimed even tough guys cry. While the Gaffers are celebrating their victory, Gwen steps out of it for a bit to talk to Trent. Trent is assured that Gwen and Duncan are just friends and the couple makes amends.

At the elimination ceremony, Gilded Chris Awards are given out to everyone, but Lindsay, Justin, and Izzy. Soon after, Chris announces that Izzy has been voted out without giving out any more awards. After insisting she will not leave, since her name is E-Scope, Chris scribbles out "Izzy" on the elimination sheet, and changes it to E-Scope, declaring her eliminated. Chris calls for two men to escort her to the Lame-o-sine and toss her inside. As it drives away, she reminds the others that this was just a dress rehearsal, that she will return someday as a big star, and that she will walk the hall of fame.

Cast

 * Justin appeared, but he had no lines. However, he was shown saying "Okay, fine!" with the rest of his team, although he was not heard.

Quotes
Beth: (in the confessional) At first, I thought he was talking to the crew, not us. I was really hoping they'd replaced Chris the Creep with a nicer host this time around. Is that mean? Sorry!
 * Chris: (blows air horn then speaks into megaphone) All crew on set! Call time is 4 A.M.! (turns to camera) I love this thing.


 * Leshawna: (after being woken by Chris) I can't believe I'm doing another season of this show.


 * Harold: This continuing sadistic wake up call is messing with the natural rhythms of my body clock. My mojo will be destroyed!

Chris: Well, speaking of number two, it's time to pick your teammates, and then try to stick it to the team your boyfriend chooses. Trent: (to Gwen) We're not going to get all competitive and nasty, are we...? Gwen: Absolutely not. We learned from last season... right?
 * Gwen: I once had a summer job at a petting zoo. It's so adorable. Everybody feeding the adorable goats their adorable cabbages." But somebody -- i.e., me -- had to shovel up the less adorable end of the digestive process.

Gwen: I don't know... Duncan? Trent: (gasps) Trent: (in confessional) I can't believe she just went ahead and chose Duncan. I mean, they're kind of alike and now she wants to be on the same team? What am I supposed to make of that? You think you know a person...
 * Chris: Okay, let's get this bloodbath started! You're gonna choose school yard style. Boy, girl, boy, girl. Ladies first. Since we have no ladies here... Gwen!

Lindsay: Eee Yay! Gwen: (in confessional) The 'beautiful'? What, was Trent trying to tick me off by picking Lindsay like that? You think you know a person...
 * Trent: I choose the beautiful Lindsay!

Trent: Tyler's not in the game anymore. Lindsay: Seriously? Bummer!
 * Lindsay: Oh, you know what would be so great? If you picked Tyler!

Gwen: Oh, pick all the good looking contestants. That'll get you far. (Leshawna and Duncan, who are already on Gwen's team, glare at her) Trent: It will in showbiz.
 * Trent: I choose Justin.

Gwen: No! Really? You don't mean... (Leshawna nods) Fine... We choose Heather. Heather: (surprised) Really!?
 * Leshawna: (whispers to Gwen while she is choosing teams) Remember, keep your enemies closer.

Gwen: I pick Harold! If for no other reason than to shut him up. Harold: Wise choice. Gwen: There were no other guys left. Harold: Still.
 * Harold: (after Owen is chosen by Trent over him) Uh, hello? Don't wicked skills count for anything? I mean, who else here went to film camp and is fully trained as a junior cinematographer, with a thorough knowledge of lighting filters, film stock-

Izzy: (whistles, acting like she didn't hear him) Lindsay: She likes to be called "Kaleidoscope." Trent: (sighs) Oh, right. "E-Scope." Izzy: Here! (giggles) Hi!
 * Trent: Um... I guess Izzy's on my team then. Izzy?

Beth: Grip? I-I don't wanna be a grip! Heather: Puh-lease! It's not like being called a gaffer is something to brag about. It sounds like something that has rabies. (crashes are heard off-screen; everyone turns to the source to see two angry crew members) Intern: I'm sick and tired of gettin' no respect around here! (walks away while overweight crew members push over a TV set) Chris: Okay, since we're running late now and don't seem to have any more... um... whatever those... two... crew... dudes... did... we better get going! You're challenge, for each team to set up a film set! Leshawna: (confident laugh) We'll be scarfing flapjacks by seven. Chris: Oh will you? As location manager, I want your sets to go... there! (points to the top of a giant hill, reminiscent of the 1,000 foot high cliff from last season) Gwen: You just love doing this to us! Chris: Yes! Yes I do! (Smirking and taking out a walkie-talkie) Chef! Clear for traffic up there? (Chef looks around and shrugs)
 * Chris: Gwen, I christen your team "The Screaming Gaffers!" Trent, you're "The Killer Grips!"

Izzy: Eheh, wow! I thought I was crazy! You're talking to jewelry? Trent: You are crazy! I'm just trying to help our team win this thing. Izzy: Hehey! That's what I'm trying to do too! If you've got some lucky earrings I'd be glad to have a little chat with them, huh?
 * Trent: (rubbing Gwen's lucky necklace as he runs up the hill) C'mon, lucky necklace! Papa Trent needs you.

Lindsay: I have a great idea! (in the confessional) It's so great to be free from Heather. I can totally contribute more and stuff! I have a lot of unwrapped potential, you know. (back on set) Let's get Tyler to do it! Trent, Beth, and Izzy: He's not here any more! Lindsay: Oh, right! Bummer...
 * Trent: How the heck are we going to get those trailers all the way up the hill?

Owen: Eat? I love eat!
 * Trent: (after Owen's stomach grumbles) Owen! There's a caterer at the top of the hill. Just take that trailer up there with you, and you can eat.


 * Beth: (cheering) Owen, Owen, he's our guy! If he can't do it... uh... he's... he's not our guy!

Chris: Well... not... exactly. Beth: Pardon? Chris: That was only the first part of the challenge. Did I neglect to mention that?
 * Beth: (after Owen gets the trailer up the hill) He actually won!

Chris: Oh yeah? Who here is in the Union? (Only Chris raises his hand) Yeah, I thought so! Heather: (in the confessional) I am hereby forming Local One of United Workers Against Chris. Who's with me? Everybody?
 * Heather: Hey! What about lunch? We have been working for eight hours and you are legally obligated by Union rules to give us a meal break.

Izzy: Oh, please! Let me do it! It's gotta be me! I've got an old soul! I'm, like, eighty seven years old in the inside 'cause I've been reincarnated, like, a whole buncha times! Actually, I'm the reincarnation of my very own Granny Mavis! (starts acting like Granny Mavis, using a Scottish accent) "Aye there, laddie! Ya spelled a wey bit'a haggis on yer kilt! I can tell ya of the Lochs a risin' up to the claw!" (bows and exhales) Killer Grips: Okay, fine!
 * Trent: Alright, we need an old lady.

DJ: How could you say that? (eyes water)
 * Chef: Don't expect DJ to be your tough guy, that's for sure.

Heather: As annoying as hanging around Harold would be, he'll make an easy-to-persuade alliance member. And right now, (referring to herself) "m'lady" needs all the help she can get.
 * Harold: (in confessional) I've been working on my courting skills. Yep, I've mastered "Girl Whispering."

Izzy: (cranky) I feel like eighty years have already passed since they started to adjust the lighting! Beth: (adjusting the lights) Don't move! Izzy: Oh, don't worry. I can't. My legs are totally asleep! Owen: (doing sound check) Could I get that last line again? Izzy: (grabs boom mike and shouts) MY LEGS ARE ASLEEP! Owen: (screams as the high volume of Izzy's voice hurts his ears, causing him to fall over)
 * Lindsay: (applying make up on Izzy) Your make-up... gorgeous! And now I'm gonna make you really feel like an old lady. (forces Izzy to crouch)

Heather: Just say what is written and quit being such a prima donna! Leshawna: We all have a job to do. Heather: So you just stand there and look pretty. Okay? (pokes Duncan's arm) Pretty boy? Duncan: Don't call me pretty! The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty. (crumples script page) Get it? Chris: (watching from behind the set, chuckling quietly) Friction between the crew and talent. I love it! It's like a real film set. Gwen: You are not pretty, okay, Duncan? You're hot, okay. You look hot, sexy, stud-like! Duncan: That's better.
 * Duncan: (having difficulty preparing) One, I can't memorize this much. And two, these lines are way out of left field.

Chris: Did you check the envelopes before you labeled them? Chef: I thought you checked them. (they both giggle)
 * Duncan: (in a gangster accent) When I was a young school girl in Poland, frolicking through the fields with my pet goat in the summer sun, those were my happiest days.

Chef: Baa. Baa. (he starts crying and then grabs some tissues from Leshawna and Heather, who are also crying) Chris: (trying to holding back his tears) Cut! Okay, enough. It's too much for Chef to take.
 * Duncan: (gangster accent) I've lived a good long life. I've loved. I've laughed, but what I miss most of all is my sweet little goat, Shopa. Oh, Baa, baa.
 * Izzy: (reacting to her team's loss) Hey, Hey! Oh, Oh... I was robbed! I'll see you in the morn, capisce?!

Chef: (grabs DJ by the shirt and hoists him up) Tough guys cry! And did you notice your team just won? Who was the judge, huh? Who?
 * DJ: (sees Chef crying) You're going to teach me how to be a tough guy? (snickers)

Gwen: (touched) Mm, Baaah. (giggles) Trent: You guys are just friends, right? Gwen: Worry not. The guy has a secret photo of Courtney under his pillow. And really, he's no Trent. Trent: I'm sorry I called you a wannabe. Gwen: Ah, whatever. All I know is, I don't wanna be you right now. Trent: (frightened) Because you're gonna dump me? Gwen: No chance! More like because you have to go vote someone off. Trent: (relieved) Ah, whatever. As long as you're still here, I'm good.
 * Trent: Duncan's performance made me realize some stuff. Like, I've loved. Lost. But what I miss most is my sweet little goat, Gwen.

Izzy: I'm not going anywhere. That's not my name. Chris: (looks to Chef for help) Chef: (shrugs) Girl likes to be called "Kaleidoscope." Chris: (glares at Izzy, who in turn has her nose up to him) Can I get a pen over here? (is thrown a pen and proceeds to make a correction on results sheet) It says "E-Scope" now! Okay?
 * Chris: (announcing the loser) Izzy! Time to go!


 * Izzy: (after being thrown into the Lame-o-sine, speaking in a Scottish accent) This was just a dress rehearsal, my darlings! (giggles and blows kisses while the Lame-o-sine drives off, reverts back to normal speaking voice) You'll see my star on the Walk of Fame! Mark my words. MARK 'EM!


 * Izzy: (in Lame-o-sine) Woo! I feel so alive! I'm the Izzy E-Scope! I can kick backsides on reality programs! I can tie my ankles together and do back flips down an up escalator! Wanna see! (Camera nods) Well then, we will have to go someplace with a up escalator, won't we? Yes, when Hollywood starts calling, E-Scope will have a lot a things on the special skills portion of her resume! (goes down the the floor of the car) I just made myself invisible! Can we stop for banana milkshakes and cheese? Oh, oh, oh, oh! Let's go some place with an up escalator! Do you know what I mean!? Woo!

General

 * With Izzy's elimination, this marks the first of only two times in the whole season that there are two elimination episodes back-to-back (not counting aftermath episodes), as Bridgette and Geoff were eliminated in the previous episode. The second and last time is with the consecutive eliminations of Harold, then Courtney and Owen in 2008: A Space Owen and Top Dog.
 * This episode is the first time that any contestant that did not qualify for Total Drama Action was mentioned. In this case, Tyler and Courtney.
 * The cast have switched bunks since they originally chose them in the first episode. DJ now shares a bunk with Owen, Duncan, and Justin are now in separate bunks and Harold is shown alone. Trent's sleeping location is not revealed, although it is likely that he is sharing with either Harold or Justin. Meanwhile, Leshawna is now surprisingly sharing a bunk with Heather, Lindsay and Beth have separated, with Beth alone and Lindsay bunking above Gwen, and Izzy has a bunk to herself.
 * The driver based off DJ's original design and the intern seen by Courtney in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island, is shown here to be employed by the show as a gaffer and working alongside a previously seen intern as they storm off after Heather insults them, casting doubt on whether or not the driver was actually a member of the outside world and whether or not the person Courtney saw was merely someone Chris fabricated to mess with the campers' heads.
 * This episode marks the first and only time that Izzy's pajamas are shown.
 * This episode reveals that the Gilded Chris Awards are actually chocolate statuettes covered in gold foil.
 * Leshawna convinces Gwen to pick Heather by reciting her line of "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
 * Interestingly, Heather used that same saying during the first team challenge in Total Drama Island when she faked an apology to Leshawna.
 * Izzy and Justin are assigned to the Killer Grips team, yet Izzy shows no signs of disdain of being on the same team as Justin.
 * Based on Izzy's performance as her great-grandmother Mavis, she is apparently of Scottish descent. Her being a natural redhead further supports this theory.
 * Owen seemed to show no sign of sadness when Izzy was taken off the set, leaving the future of their relationship unknown until The Chefshank Redemption.
 * Like in Alien Resurr-eggtion, Chris narrowed the eliminations down to three cast members who may be eliminated as opposed to two, which was the norm in the previous season.
 * This is the first time Chris McLean and Leshawna are seen crying. Chef Hatchet also cries, which is rarely seen, but he has briefly done so before in Basic Straining. Heather pretends to cry in Search and Do Not Destroy and cries for real (or possibly faked it) in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island. Oddly, when Leshawna fake cries in One Flu Over the Cuckoos, her eyeliner runs, but it doesn't in this episode.

Continuity

 * This episode marks the second out of three times in which Izzy becomes the first girl voted off from her team.
 * This is the only second season episode to date in which not every contestant still competing has an individual speaking role, as Justin didn't speak alone. However, in Get a Clue and Rock n' Rule, Chef doesn't speak, making this the first of three episodes this season where not everyone on the set speaks.
 * When Duncan is sleeping, he folded his fingers to the sign of the horns. This is the second time he does that while sleeping. The first being in The Sucky Outdoors.
 * In Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special, Izzy is in the same outfit and on the same stage as she was in this episode when she cursed on set.
 * The two workers were the Camp TV designs of DJ and Cody.
 * Tyler's first design was seen as one of the guards who carries Izzy to the Lame-o-sine.

Goofs

 * When the bottom three (Lindsay, Justin, and Izzy) are shown, Justin's window is to the left of Lindsay's, who is in the middle with Izzy on the right. When Izzy is announced as the loser, Lindsay and Justin both look to the right. This is strange, seeing as Lindsay is actually sitting on Izzy's right.
 * Around the beginning of this episode, when the girls are shown sleeping, one can clearly see Heather's wig on the side of her bed; however, it was lost in the previous episode.
 * During the Gilded Chris Ceremony, when zoomed in on the new voting devices, Bridgette , Geoff , and most of the Gaffers' faces are seen, signifying that they could be voted off. This is a re-used animation from the previous episode.
 * When the voting devices are shown, Lindsay's face is displayed, yet she has no hair. She only has her bandanna.
 * Also, Leshawna is missing her ponytail.
 * When Chris is saying the cast is late, he has a watch, but when he gets in front of the trailer, he is not wearing a watch.
 * When Chef is asked to give the teams their envelopes he has three, but there are only two teams.
 * When Gwen exits the trailer after the Gaffers win, she exits the guys trailer.
 * However, the Gaffers may have been partying in there.
 * When Chef growls, he has a full set of teeth, when he normally has a gap.
 * Izzy claims to have taken a top bunk in Monster Cash; however, in this episode, she is seen sleeping in a bottom bunk.