Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song on Total Drama World Tour it is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem. It is sung only by Geoff, revealing that her real name is Mildred. It is Geoff telling bad things about Blaineley because she forced Bridgette into leaving the show. The Drama Brothers play the music.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty, fake, blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Hey..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight, so when she wears the bigger ones you'll ask if she's lost weight! Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

Trivia

 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant.
 * The others being Oh Izzy Mix and We Built Gwen's Face.
 * All song's to take name of a character took the name of a female character on the show.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation, and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play (except for Justin).
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, and Sasquatchanakwa is playing the accordion.
 * This is the second song in which an accordion is played, the first being Sea Shanty Mix.
 * This is the fifth song being sung towards hatred for another contestant, the other four are Stuck to a Pole, Paris, Sisters, and Boyfriend Kisser.
 * The man and the woman from the airport in The Aftermath: IV are seen in this song as part of Blaineley's entourage.
 * They, along with the final member of her entourage, were also seen in Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special during the Celebrity Manhunt opening theme, once again at the airport.
 * This song reveals many facts about Blaineley, mainly that her real name is Mildred, and she has thick black hair between her toes.
 * During this song, Geoff performs a Ukrainian folk dance known as the "Kozachok".
 * This is the second aftermath song Bridgette hasn't appeared in, the first being Baby.
 * This is the ninth song in a row Cody hasn't sung in.
 * This is the only song sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem, making it the only Total Drama World Tour Aftermath to only feature one song.
 * This is the third song that The Drama Brothers play the music for, the others being Baby and Save This Show.

Goofs

 * At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is talking about DJ's shirt, they appear to be missing.
 * There is a chance they left and just came back.
 * DJ is sitting on the bottom row during the song, but at the end he is on the top row.