Not Quite Famous

'''The two teams participate in a talent competition and the rivalry between Gwen and Heather intensifies. But Heather tricks a few Gophers to vote off one of the hottest campers.'''

Recap
The episode opens with Lindsay whining about being out of fake tan products to Gwen, who has just woken up. Chris's voice soon blares out of the speakers asking if the campers got enough sleep and demands that they show what they're made of.

The scene goes to the two teams sitting on wooden stairs in front of a stage. While they wait Lindsay ask if they're going to be watching a musical, Trent sees Gwen and tells her he's saved her a seat, Heather gives dirty look because of the interaction and Lindsay blows a kiss to the opposing teams' Tyler.

Chris eventually comes out and tells them that they will be doing a talent show and have 8 hours to pick their 3 most talented teammates. The 3 will represent them in the talent show. The next scene is with the Screaming Gophers where Heather declares herself team captain and Gwen questions her about it. Their argument is interrupted when Trent comes up giving Gwen an extra muffin. Heather asks Trent if he's okay with her leading the team for the talent show. He agrees, not really caring. Heather declares herself, Lindsay, and Beth the judges.

The scene goes to the Bass and the first ones to audition are Katie and Sadie and they do a dance. Next up is Owen for the Gophers he drinks a big bottle of soda then burps the entire preschoolers' alphabet. All the guys cheer and Heather refuses to let him use that as a talent in the contest calling it disgusting. Trent comes to his defense by asking her if she knows how hard it is to burp the entire alphabet in one go.

The next scene is with the Bass, and Tyler is seen yo-yoing. He starts off okay, but then gets himself tangled in the yo-yo string. For the Gophers, Heather does ballet and is quickly accepted to be used as a talent by Lindsay and Beth. Heather tells everyone to take five and then quickly pulls Lindsay aside asking her if she can keep a secret. Lindsay then tells her a story about her older sister getting diarrhea during a date and how she never told a soul, then remembers that she's on national television, looks at the screen, and apologizes to her sister. Heather shoves a walkie-talkie into her hand and tells her to follow Gwen.

Lindsay is following Gwen until she gets bored and sees Tyler. The scene switches to Team Bass watching DJ do a ribbon. DJ became their first representative. Bridgette goes up next, saying she can stand on her head for twenty minutes. She demonstrates, but Courtney rejects her, saying the talent is more suited for monkeys. Harold walks up next and is shot down before he can even say anything.

The scene then switches to Lindsay and Tyler making out while Heather yells through the walkie-talkie asking if she's found anything. She hurriedly replies "On my way back, under", and the scene goes back to the Bass. Geoff is seen doing tricks on a skateboard. The Bass have their three representatives now; off-screen, Courtney was chosen to be the second one after performing a solo with her violin. However, Bridgette ends up replacing her after an accident involving a bet she made with the other boys about her alleged hand-standing talent. Her clumsiness got her leg tangled up on a rope that was holding up a light in the amphitheater, which comes crashing down directly over Courtney's head and smashes her violin in two.

We are then seen with the Gophers. Izzy is doing her snake dance and then Beth twirls two fire batons. She does great until she tosses one in the air and everyone ducks for cover. One burns a whole in the ground and the other sets a bush on fire. Justin comes out with a fire extinguisher and gets rid of it. Heather declares that the three representatives will be herself, Justin, and Trent. The scene changes to Gwen writing in her journal and Cody coming to talk with her. Gwen ignores him while he tries to make small talk until he sniffs her hair. She gets up and walks back to the cabin after insulting him.

While Gwen is out swimming with Trent, Heather steals her journal. Soon after, the talent show starts. Justin is first, doing his Flash Dance and gets five out of a possible nine points. Next up is DJ with his ribbon dance. His legs somehow gets tangled in the ribbon and gets only two points for the flop. Trent sings a song after that about Gwen and gets the highest score yet - eight out of nine points. Bridgette goes up next with her hand-standing talent. She throws up because of all the chips she ate before showtime while still standing on her head. She ends up puking on other campers, prompting them to puke on each other. She slips on her own puke and falls into Tyler's lap. Lindsay is outraged and yells at her to puke on her own boyfriend, but is quickly silenced by Heather. Chris then orders an unscheduled commercial break to clean up the mess, much to Bridgette's humiliation.

Heather is up and decides to read pages from Gwen's journal about Trent to the entire viewing world. Gwen, embarrassed to no end, runs off while Bridgette and Courtney comment about how uncalled-for the act was. Geoff is about to go on when he accidentally breaks his skateboard in two. With Katie and Sadie covered in vomit and Tyler and Duncan not having any outstanding talent, they pick Harold to go as a replacement. He acts as a human beatbox and wins the Bass the competition, winning a perfect score from Chef.

At the campfire ceremony, Heather and Justin are the last two and Justin is sent home in an extremely controversial move that even leaves Chris disappointed when he announces his elimination. Afterwards, Gwen exacts revenge Heather by dumping Harold's red ant farm in her bed.

Quotes

 * Chris: (about the talent show) Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, (looks at Duncan) as long as it's legal. (Duncan snaps his fingers, frowning)


 * Heather: I need you to do something. Can you keep a secret? Lindsay: Oh, my gosh, definitely! My sister got diarrhea once on a date and I had to bring her toilet paper because the restaurant was all out and she was stuck in the bathroom and I've never told a soul. (looks at the camera uneasily and waves) O-oops. Sorry, Paula...


 * Geoff: I'm going to be on TV, man! Bridgette: You're already on TV, Geoff. Geoff: Oh, yeah. (to camera) Hello out there, dudes!


 * (Beth twirls fire batons) Heather: Are you sure this is safe? Beth: It's okay. I've been practicing. (she tosses one in the air and it falls to the ground, putting a hole in the earth) I kinda missed the catching class...


 * (Cody smells Gwen) Gwen: What are you? Some kind of freak? Cody: You just... smell really pretty. Gwen: It's just... soap.


 * Bridgette: (after dropping a light on Courtney) Oh crap!!


 * Heather: (in confessional after taunting Killer Bass members) What a bunch of losers. It's so easy, it's almost not fun. Almost.


 * Owen: (in confessional) There are two syllables for hot, "Jus" and "Tin". Man, that guy is just so hot, I could kiss him! (pause) Because he's a good team mate! Oh, why did I say that?!


 * Trent: (singing) They say we've only got summer. And I say that's really a bummer. But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun. It'll just be the two of us. Nothing to do but just hang. So, let me say only this. Stick around for just one kiss.


 * Bridgette: (in confessional) Going home won't be so bad. I could always work at the surf shack...


 * Courtney (about Heather's diary reading): That was so mean. Bridgette: Seriously!


 * Bridgette: Now what?! We have to send someone out there or we're going to lose this! Courtney: Katie and Sadie are covered in barf! Bridgette: Well, that only leaves Tyler, Duncan, or Harold. We already know that Tyler sucks. What can Duncan do again? Courtney: Carve a picture of his own skull into a tree! What are we going to do?!


 * Heather: (in confessional; about her reading Gwen's diary; about who to vote off) People thought I was mean to Gwen. Whatever.  All I needed was four votes against Justin.  Lindsay and Beth were easy, Izzy's just crazy, and Owen; piece of cake. (switches to Owen; coincidentally eating a piece of cake) Owen: (in confessional; chuckling) Piece of cake.


 * Chris: Kudos to you all for an incredible night of entertainment. Music, drama, barfing! There's only one marshmallow left on this plate. Justin, you reminded us that looks matter a lot. And Heather, you're full of surprises. But reading a chick's diary out loud to the entire viewing world... Man, that is whacked... no kidding; that's really screwed up, dude. Heather: Oh, please, just give me my marshmallow already!


 * Gwen: (in confessional, regarding Heather) If that evil little cow thinks she's going to get away with this, she's got another thing coming. (scene switches to Gwen knocking on the Killer Bass's boys cabin door; Harold comes out) Gwen: Did you say you brought a red ant farm with you? Harold: Yes. (later, Heather comes out of the cabin screaming and covered in ants) Gwen: {in bed) Sweet dreams, everyone! (chuckles as Heather is still heard screaming outside)