User:Rainbowderp01/Food Fright (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on a very special episode of Total Drama All-Stars... It was all about teamwork, or lack thereof. Harsh, Courtney. Ha ha. Awesome, but harsh. The challenge? An epic leechball battle, brought out everyone's inner psycho. Especially Jo's, which is why she got flushed. But, it was an unexpected act of valor that inspired my brilliant switcheroo! Now Duncan's a hero, Courtney's a villain, and I'm a genius. Oh, it's gonna get nasty! Will the villains crush the heroes' winning streak? Find out now on Total. Drama. All-Stars!

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[ Theme song ]

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[rain falling]

[thunder]

[snoring]

[bang]

Scott: Wha?!

Alejandro and Scott: [scream]

[poof]

Alejandro and Scott: [cough]

Scott: [confessional] Mm-mm! I grew up on powdered gruel! Rich people food has nothing on this stuff. It's the sawdust that makes it so tasty.

Alejandro: Peh! Disgusting. I bet the girls are not treated this cruelly.

Courtney: [screams] Ew!

Alejandro: I stand corrected.

Courtney: [confessional] I wish Chef was just pass on the whole "bed-and-breakfast" thing, and let us starve instead! It would be more humane. [real time] [coughs]

Scott: You gonna finish your gruel?

Courtney: What? No. Gross! Help yourself!

Scott: [chomp] You clean up real nice.

Courtney: [confessional] Hm. Smelly, pit stainy, but I definitely need an ally no that I'm stuck on Team Villain. So, hm...

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Sam and Mike: [laughing]

Duncan: [yawns]

Sierra: [chuckles] Shh, shh!

Mike, Sam, Zoey, and Sierra: Surprise! Welcome to the hero team, Duncan!

Zoey: Woohoo!

[party blower]

Duncan: [confessional] Ugh. To all my peeps back home in juvy, I am not a hero. It must be a trap to gain my trust, and then bam! They vote me off. Fat chance of that. But I can't let them know that I know. So yeah, I ate the cake. [choking up] It was like eating the happiest day of my life.

Sierra: Duncan on Team Hero. The fans will lose it! I have to get a photo for my blog!

Sam: Let's sing the welcome song!

Duncan: How 'bout let's not do that?

Sierra: [screams]