User:Rainbowderp01/The Date (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming theme]

[stomach growls]

Noah: Aw...

[stomach continues growling]

[crash]

Leshawna: Hey!

[stomach growls]

Owen: Sorry, it's my belly. He's jonesing for some pizza.

Owen's Stomach: [Italian accent] Hey-a! Hurry up-a! I'm-a hungry down here!

Jude: [confessional] Usually, Chef gets us pizza for lunch at least twice a week, but lately there's been a major pizza dry spell.

Owen: [confessional] My blood pizza level is dangerously low. If I don't get my cheese/blood ratio up soon, I might explode!

[explosion]

Jude: We gotta get some pizza in this guy, stat!

[thud]

Noah: Pizza? It's 9:30 in the morning.

Jude: There is no bad time for pizza!

[Jude and Owen]

Pizza in the morning

Pizza at night

Pizza in the evening

Aw, take a bite

Go pizza, go pizza

Go, go, go pizza!

Yay... pizza!

Noah: You guys are obsessed.

Jude: Pizza's the ultimate soul food. That warm, cheesy pizza goodness is like a pizza hug from your pizza mom.

Owen: [drooling]

Jude: Are you still dreaming about pizza?

Gwen: I'll wake him up. Wah!

[splat]

Gwen: Ow. Why is the floor wet?

Owen: I may have drooled that.

Gwen: Ew! Ow! Gross! Ah!

Leshawna: Chef only orders pizza when he's in a good mood, and that is not happening today.

[slicing]

Leshawna: He's been in a cabbage mood for two weeks now.

Jude: Cabbage, ew! Nature's toothbrush for your butt.

Owen: Why is he doing this?

Duncan: I'll tell you why. He has a broken heart. His girlfriend dumped him two weeks ago.

Jude: Harsh.

Leshawna: For real? How do you know that?

Duncan: I saw it happen.

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[backup beep]

Chef: Ugh! Candice! Candice, please! Come back! [cries]

Duncan: Awkward.

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Chef: Candice broke up with me. Who am I supposed to watch Bachelor Island with now? [cries]

[slicing]

Bridgette: Aww... poor guy. Maybe once he has a new girlfriend, he'll be in a better mood.

Owen: That could take years!

Jude: Dude, if we make Chef think he's in love, he'll be in a better mood and order us pizza!

Owen: Yes! That!

Leshawna: The man with the plan!

Bridgette: But, isn't it kind of mean to mess with someone's personal life?

Angel Bridgette: Toying with people's hearts isn't very nice.

Devil Duncan: What's the harm? So he thinks he has a secret admirer. Big whoop!

Angel Bridgette: Actually, that would make him feel pretty special. Special is nice.

Pizza Owen: And... we'd reap the rewards in delicious cheesy pizza! [drools] Oops.

Jude: I've made my decision. Operation: Make Chef Think He Has A Secret Admirer So He'll Buy Us Lots Of Pizza is a go!

[ding ding]