User blog:Attackin/Total drama champions ep: 8 Mark takes the dive

Malevolent mooses: Dave, Mark, James, slasher, Jessica, lily, Angeline

fabulous flamingos: Daisuke, Norville, Victoria, collete, Alec, Scarlet

The episode starts with Chris at the edge if a cliff above water Chris: last time on total drama champions the contestants dress up as superheroes or in most cases super losers hehe.the mooses win yet again and James eliminated Dawn check out what happens this time on total drama champions!

The mooses are sitting at two tables table one with James and Mark the other with Angeline, Jessica, Lily, Dave, and slasher. Mark: sorry dude but all the cool dudes are at the other table James: you’re not leaving Mark... we’re buddies after all After saying that Mark’s expression lightened up and James groaned lightly James: I hate Mark more than almost anyone here excluding Jessica and slasher, so I have to team up with that looser James then looks to see Jessica chatting with lily he then turns angry. James: Hey Mark how do you feel about Jessica? Mark: she’s ok, why is she being mean to you? James: just curious of your stance on her that’s all...
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At the other table

Slasher: we can all agree James is so gone Right? Jessica: I’m in Dave: what do you guys have against him? Jessica: he’s evil! Lily: we can’t let him stay in for too long Angeline: sounds basically unanimous Slasher: excluding ‘cool’ guy Mark but we don’t have to worry about him!

Meanwhile on the flamingos Colette: I can’t believe you idiots lost us another challenge! You’re all useless! Scarlet: you do realize you were one of the first people to get out right? Colette: at least I’m not a sociopathic criminal! Scarlet: shut it! You’re far more useless than anyone I’ve ever met even Max! Daisuke: ladies please relax! Colette: bud out you stupid wanna be ninja! Norville: that’s not very nice collet. you do realize if you continue being a jerk you’ll get voted of Right? Collete: I don’t want to agree with any of those idiots but Norville is right I must think strategically!
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Chris: everyone to the base of the cliff now! Once everyone gets to the cliff he tells them the challenge Chris: for the pre-challenge someone will push all the contestants on your team up the hill, first one up wins a reward!

the flamingos decided to talk strategy Scarlet: Collete you can go sense you’re miss superior! Alec: I don’t really wanna loose scarlet and collete isn’t very athletic. Collet: I’ll show you who’s not athletic who’s going up first? Victoria: I guess I will Collet: great, be careful I may go so fast you fall out of the cart. Daisuke: I can’t believe that collete is being so smug yet she’s probably out if we lose, her ego must be huge!
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Meanwhile on the mooses James: alright so who’s pushing I think it should be Dave! Dave: I don’t think I’m the most capable person on the team James Lily: actually I was thinking Jessica could float us all to the top at once if she’s up for it Jessica: while I don’t want to use my powers I will if we need it to win... James: that’s great... just great -As they all get into the cart Jessica floats them to the top Dave: this is actually insane! How can you do this!? Slasher: yea this is insane! Jessica: I’ve had powers for my whole life it’s granted usually a curse. Lily: we’ll try to not push you too hard Jessica don’t worry Angeline: yea we’re friends and friends don’t push each other too hard! Jessica: thanks guys! James: looks like little mrs popular is helping us win but I’ll stop her you just wait and see! -meanwhile on the flamingos side Norville: choosing Collete may have been a mistake. Daisuke: she’s only half way there and they’re already near the top! Alec: well at least we can finally eliminate her. Norville: true. Chris: and the mooses win, their bonus is that they’re getting two bonus points from me and chef! today we’re having a callback to the first challenge by having you dive from this hight and get judged by our three judges me, chef, and Fatima! Fatima: great to be back, and this time I promise no destruction of property! Chris: great... anyway choose your divers! James: we choose Mark! Mark: me!? James: yea best buddy oh mine! James: you may think choosing Mark is a bad idea but I want us to loose. Mark: I can’t believe James trusts me so much! I really am making friends! Cool... Jessica: are you sure James? I mean we have some better choices like most of the team... James: why are you so curious about it Jessica do you think he can’t do it!? Jessica: fine let him do it James it’s your funeral James: I hate her so much!
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Collet: who’s jumping? Scarlet: we choose Collet Alec: now you can prove to us that you’re as “superior” as you say! Collet: fine I’ll show you all! That last challenge was a warm up! Chris: alright Mark get ready to jump! Mark gets ready to jump but trips on a rock before jumping and just falls clumsily down to the water Chris: that was hilarious! But pathetic a three from me! You got lucky with the bonus points Mark, real lucky! Chef: purely pathetic a 4 is the best he’s getting Fatima: wow! That was really bad! Only giving 2 points! Mark: that could’ve gone better James: all is going according to plan! Chris: well Collet won’t need much to beat that! Collet: I’ll show you all why I’m the best contestant on the team! Victoria: if she wins we win, she looses we eliminate the most annoying person here! Win win!
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As collete falls she strikes poses on the way down. Chris: it was alright pretty bland though I’ll give it a 4 Chef: I’ll give it a 5 not bad, certainly not good either Fatima: meh I’ll give it a 4, it’s just not nearly as good as my abilities! Chris: cool fatima, anyway the flamingos win! The flamingos all cheer with the exception of Scarlet. The mooses all groan and look at Mark who looks really sheepish with James smirking. The scene then goes to the elimination ceremony Chris: well I wonder who’s going home, anyway the people who are safe are Lily, Dave, Angeline, Slasher, and James Jessica and Mark one of you will go home! And the one going home is...... Jessica.

All the contestants stare in awe besides James even Mark is shocked Mark: I’m still in? Really?! You guys must really like me! Slasher: you wish! What is this crap?! Any last words Jessica? Jessica: yes a lot actually! Chris: too bad! Chris then launched Jessica into space

James: you may be wondering ‘how on earth could James eliminate Jessica’ well I’d rather not share but lets say it’s not the first time someone used this strategy to eliminate someone heck even an original contestant used this strategy! And if he didn’t get disqualified I sure won’t!
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Chris: who will go home next? Check out next time on total drama champions!