User:The Esper

My name is Esper. Well, that's my nickname. My real name is classified information. I love Total Drama. I can't get enough of that Total Drama. I love it to death. I also like Digimon, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Sonic X, and other things. But I absolutley love Total Drama.

I'm hyper and loving, a tiny bit selfish, restless, carless, a bit lazy, a tiny bit of a control freak, sensitive, abd big-hearted. I am extremely accepting of anybody in the world. I basically beileve anybody can be a good person if their around the right person, and of course, have a little love. If you wanna LOL, you can come here.

My TD gang rankings.
To see my rankings of everyone in the series, go here.

==Couples == Heather and Alejandro (Aleheather)- Best couple of all time. I am obsessed with these two. Not cliche like DxC/G, not kinda creepy like SxC, not a mismatch like HxL..I think they're perfect. Sure, I wish they would have had more couple time, and yes, I don't like Alejandro flirting with Courtney when he's obviously got it bad for Heather, but episodes like African Lying Society, Niagra Brawls, and especially Awwww, Drumheller made up for it.

I am also one of the few Aleheather fans that are actually OKAY with the ending. I wish Heather hadn't done what she did, but A: It was Karma, not her. Something could have happened to Alejandro either way. and B: It was in character. I mean, did you really expect Heath to choose him over the money? She could have even chose both! Their kiss wasn't so bad: I just wish Heather's cheeks weren't so puffy. (My theory of the situation is: She was about to gasp when Alejandro kissed her.) I could go on all day on how much I absolutley love Aleheather, but I have more opinions to state.

Duncan and Courtney-Sorry guys; no sale for Esper. DuncanxCourtney was cute in season 1, but annoying in season 2 and messed up in season 3. Season 2 focused on nothing but them, and I have to admit it was a little annoying to have a Duncan-Courtney related sublot in '''every episode. '''I don't like the cliche "opposites attract" thing very much, and Coutrney spent most of TDA (and some of TDWT) treating him like crud. And soon, Duncan started treating her badly too, even AFTER they broke up. Maybe I would have liked this couple more if there was more love and less hate.

Chrizzy (ChrisxIzzy)-Before you ask, please go to my Fanpop page. http://www.fanpop.com/fans/TDIfangirl and click on an icon with Chris and Izzy kissing. Oh, you'll still ask? Ok: This is basically a couple I thought up when I was bored. Other people got in it too, and it was like Twilight for a while. It still has fans to this day :)

Duncan and Beth: Thank you, TDA Episode 25. ...C'mon, they sound cute together, at least to me!

Owen and Lindsay: You can thank my buddy Tokkaforever for this. I mean, they're cuter than Pretty Cure (Although I love Pretty Cure.)!

Sierra and Cody: I like this couple sometimes, I really WANT to like them...but other times it's just...we all know Sierra's the fangirl who obsesses over Cody, even to the point when she is completley oblivious to the fact he doesn't like her, and is under the impression that he does and they'll get married and all that. My problem with SxC is..I know Sierra loves him, but she should know by now he doesn't like her the way she does.

ButI don't like the excessive flame this couple got, especially from Cody fans. I mean, I can understand the NoCo fans, the Gwody fans, even the self insert fans like my old friend Allison, but Cody fans who wished he'd get a girl, then Sierra comes and they hate her guts..pretty hypercritical on your part.

I think they're pretty cute. Sierra definetly needed to lay off a bit, and she did, making me like them even more. Like Aleheather, I really wish this one wasn't thrown away and forgotton.

Duncan and Gwen- I don't like them either. I just don't. I think I would of if, oh I dunno, IF IT DIDN'T MAKE GWEN AND DUNCAN LOOK LIKE A COUPLE OF JERKS. Maybe it was because I liked Gwent so much, but I never saw them together. TDWT didn't really help with that. I beileve these two were better as a fanon couple and should have stayed that way.

Notable Episodes
Favorite episodes of all time:

TDI- Wawanakwa Gone Wild/The Sucky Outdoors- WGW is one of my favorites because it features some of Izzy's craziest, funniest moments. Everyone else was funny too.

Not many people like TSO, but I do because for one, it was funny, had a funny Izzy moment, and reminds me of the time when TxG was living and DxC wasn't the poster couple for disfunctional mood swings.

TDA- One Millon Dollars B.C/The Princess Pride- Heather was funny, Harold was funny, Duncan was funny, and Courtney was special (and not the good special.) This was a good episode, except for the part when Courtney gets all that special treatment...I wonder if her lawyers threatened Chris' life.

As for the Princess Pride: JUSTIN. GETS. ELIMINATED. Enough said.

TDWT- Awww, Drumheller/Super Happy...uh...Japan- I happen to be a big fan of the land of the Rising Sun (what can I say, it's a pretty cool guy; it has anime, Pretty Cure and isn't afraid of anything.), and this episode was about as funny as George Lopez. Sure, Team Amazon needed to SHUT THE HECK UP and cooperate, and DJ's animal curse started getting old, but what's that compared to great comedy, awesome drama courtesy of Alejandro, and the most awesome commercial ever? This is also the first TD episode I didn't watch at home, got my whole family to watch (By my family I mean my dad, sister, and our friend he's living with.), and even got my sister to watch. And she doesn't like Total Drama. Can you say WIN?

As for Awww, Drumheller: it is the greatest Total Drama episode ever. Other than Aleheather, Aleheather, and more Aleheather, I loved the funny parts and the Codierra moments too...in fact, the only thing I didn't like about that episode was Alejandro's creepy ass puppet and Sierra's "elimination". And.. This Is How We Will End It is the best song ever.

...I'd rather watch America's Funniest Home Videos than these:

TDI- Search and Do Not Destroy: Heather kisses Trent. Gwen is sad. Trent is sad. Trent is gone. Esper is sad.

TDA: The Aftermath II: It was wrong of Courtney to accuse Gwen like that, and for Geoff to expose her and Duncan's "secret relationship". The other Aftermaths were funnier than these.

TDWT: I See London up to Sweden Sour: These episodes explains why I don't like DxG. These episodes consisted of nothing but Gwen and Duncan's relationship and Courtney being angry about it. I wanted to stab Duncan with a knife, slap Gwen across the face, and hit Courtney in the head (not because I don't like her. I just wanted to knock some sense into her.) And "Boyfriend Kisser" may might as well be called "The I Hate Gwen Song".

Favorite Teams
Team Chris

The Total Drama team of the century. I fell in love with these boys (and girl) when I saw their awesome commerical in the Japan episode. Alejandro was a great leader, and Owen, Noah, and Tyler were all there to pulled the team around, and Izzy was always around to provide some laughs. Duncan was funny, but he was so intolerable in this season that I ignored him. Other than him, I don't think I'll like a team more than I liked TCIRRRRH.

Honerable Mentions: Team Amazon/Team Victory: Team Victory is awesome too. They all had so much potential, but were eliminated way too fast, most of them because of Spanish dude over there-*pulls Alejandro over*- but they were really funny.

Team Amazon..I didn't hate them, but I didn't like them. It was just "drama, drama, drama" between them, and they fought way too much. If they cared so much about winning, why didn't they just shut up and cooperate? Courtney just bossed everyone around, and Gwen hardly did anything until she turned into an ex-boyfriend kissing traitor. These two were the worst members of the team because they put their feelings/relationships over the game. The only reason they won so much is because only half of the team did the work, mostly Sierra, Heather and Cody. Post-Duncan, this just got worse. Sorry, but Team Amazon is gonna have to learn a lesson in teamwork before I can like them.

The Screaming Gophers- These guys were the real winning team right here; screw Team Amazon and the Screaming Gaffers. Sure, they fought a lot, but it wasn't totally annoying and it didn't take up, like, half their screentime. Everyone on the team had something to offer, not just two or three people doing the work and the others fighting with each other. The drama surrounding them was great, but it didn't drag them down.

Honerable Mention: The Killer Bass- Not as exciting as the Gophers, but I must give them props for bringing on the teamwork. Good job, Bassies.

As for TDA: None. The Killer Grips were ruined once Courtney came along (the only ones I liked were Izzy, Owen, and Beth), and the Screaming Gaffers were just Team Amazon with green and more members.