User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama Champions Audition Tapes

Jenna Mae: ​Hello people of the planet earth, I hope you are all doing fine! Very fine! I a m Jenna Mae. I am from somewhere over the rainbow. I can't wait to get onto Total Drama so I can showcase my amzing skills in front of a live studio audience and get my name on the map, the map of Stardom. End scene.

Madie: ​Thou stage hath never seen such talent, as the amazing Madie-eth of Ontario-eth! Okay, I should stop talking like that but my point is that I am a thespianado a thespianado that the stage is yet to witness and once I enter Total Drama Champions I will be a Champion, of the stage. Or, television? Yes definantly television.

​Bart: ​Hi, I'm Bart. I can surf, fish for anything from catfish to shark. I'm the best in the district, country or maybe even continent! This show needs someone like me to spice it up a little, you know? If you don't then something is wrong with you. But anyway, I am really looking forward to making some new friends, but we'll have to wait and see. Bart out!

​Jessica: ​Hi, I am Jessica, just your average teen, nothing to look at here. It's not like I can manipulate fire, minds and levatating stuff. That's ubsurd! Okay fine, I'm a physcic. An actual physic, I hate fakers they think they're so cool but- I'm getting off track today is going to be a good day because I'm going to be on Total Drama! ​(Fire sprouts from her hand) ​You didn't see anything.

​​James: ​Oh my, if it isn't Total Drama the stupid show that nobody cares about, yeah. Obviously, I don't need the money I'm stinkin rich and I know how to get people on my side. This show is a bore, if I'm on it ratings will sky-rocket, which is why you should pick me James, satisfaction guranteed.