User blog:Juan Jose Rodriguez/Si se puede! Yes we can! Reasons to vote for José for President.

'''Hello, fellow members of the Total Drama Wikia. I come before you in this blog post today to talk about the up and coming election. The candidates include Freehugs41, misstditylerfan, BlastWave, Bigez, Nalyd, Calvin and Zach. My fellow Wikians... this is a tough choice you have to make. So I've decided to put it in a way you might understand... with my TOTALLY ORIGINAL speech, I Had A Dream.'''

"I am happy to join you all for these up-and-coming weeks in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our website. Two score years ago, a great wiki user, in whose gratitude we stand today, created our wikia. This monumental website came as a great era of information to thousands of Total Drama Island fans who had been deprived of their encyclopedia... their information... their home. Vampyrum Spectrum created this grand wikia in which I now post.

But two years later, our wikia has not yet finished its purpose. Two years later, the manner of editing on our wikia is crippled by the manacles of vandalism and the chains of discrimination and fights. Two years later, even with the great changes our wikia has made, there are still problems. Two years later, we still languish and fall behind, fight and turn on eachother.

We cannot edit alone.

And as we edit, we must make the pledge that we shall always edit fairly and for the improvement of our wikia for years ahead.

We cannot undo our edits. Well, we can, but that isn't the point.

Even with the problems we have on this wikia... let us not be shamed in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my friends.

And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the Wikian dream.

I have a dream that one day this database will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We edit for information, for the show, for others."

I have a dream that one day on IRC, the Duncan and Courtney shippers and the Duncan and Gwen shippers will sit together at the table of Roleplay.

I have a dream that one day every user in every nation will be able to be united in harmony. Users from America, Canada, England, will be proud of our accomplishmentse.

I... had a dream.

I WAS TOTALLY FLYING, BRO!"

I, Juan José Rodriguez, administrator, pledge to do whatever it takes for this wikia to prosper. Given the title of El Presidente, I hope that I... no... WE... can achieve the things that no-one knew possible. We shall put behind us the dark eras of vandalism, the depression of Ocean's Eight - Or Nine, and we shall marvel in our triumph.

You, wikia members, shall choose.

I believe that I am qualified.

I am an administrator, and earned it after working as hard as I could. I have made a lot of contributions to this wiki. In fact, over 1130 mainspace edits, enough to keep me on the list of Top Editors. I have political experience - serving as a lawyer in the Trial of Zakkroen and several other diplomatic issues. I have good grammar, I use my powers wisley, I'm well known, I was the FIRST PERSON IN THE WORLD to come up with a summary of Ocean's Eight - Or Nine.

Ladies and gentlemen, we can achieve this.

Do you doubt us? Do you doubt me? Do not. For the motto I have chosen rings out in the voice of every user, every person on the internet... yes, we can.

It was a creed, created in the founding articles, that declared the destiny of a community - yes we can. It was whispered by Vamp and WM as they blazed the trail towards creating our wikia. Yes we can.

It was the call of every fan, it was the yell of every person, it was the silent vow that every admin said when taking up their adminship... holding their heads up high, they muttered but a single phrase that was the same as a girl who grew up in Indiana or a boy in New England - a girl in Texas or a boy in Vancouver, Canada! As we clicked on Google and looked up Total Drama Island, seeing this wikia, they mutttered...

Yes, We Can.

Si se puede!

Corporal Juan José Rodriguez  Reportin' for duty. 22:38, March 2, 2010 (UTC)