User blog:Nalyd Renrut/Princess FH Dolls

'''HI. BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE PRINCESS FH DOLL.'''



If you brush her hair with the special Princess FH comb (SOLD SEPARATELY) she'll say one of seven adorable phrases!


 * 1) "That was derogatory."
 * 2) "Libel."
 * 3) "There's a snake in my boot!"
 * 4) "This is my font. Use something else."
 * 5) "Princess FH accessories sold separately. Deal with it."
 * 6) "*sings* Girls just wanna have *talks* a meaningful career, a caring family, and Alejandro as a husband. Oh, and they wanna have fun."
 * 7) "No refunds."

Princess FH costs $41, but if you order now, you will get your very own Princess FH doll for $OVER 9000! But wait, there's more! If you order now, we'll throw in Eva's Alejandro costume from the ALEJANDRO-HE'S-EVA brand for your annual salary! Order now!