Rock n' Rule

Plot
The episode opens with Lindsay singing happily as she leaves the communal bathrooms. This greatly irritates Courtney, who are still upset from the events of the the past night. Chef then begins to play the drums, prompting the contestants to emerge from their trailers. Chris then announces the challenge, and explains that it will be "Rock and Roll" themed. Lindsay then questions why Owen is next to her, eating her popcorn. The camera moves to Owen, as Chris yells at him to leave and wait for his cue. Chris then announces that Owen will be returning to the competition due to a lawsuit. Owen the reveals in the confessional that he never filed a lawsuit and that he only returned because Chris wanted him to cause more drama, and actually paid him to come back to the show.

They then move on to the first challenge, which is an electronic guitar-playing competition. The contestants are told that they need to play the notes to correspond with the screen, and they will be shocked if they do not do so. Lindsay, Harold, Owen, and Beth are almost immediately eliminated from the contest, leaving Courtney and Duncan. Duncan plays the guitar very basically while Courtney does a tremendous amount of tricks. Duncan then smashes his guitar, and Chris says that he won, as Courtney "tried too hard." Courtney is furious, while Duncan is triumphant.

They then move on to the next challenge, where they must maneuver through a red carpet. Courtney goes first, maneuvering around the photographers and fans while rushing through the maze. Duncan goes next, being rude to the photographers and all the fans, save the groupie, to whom he offers his phone number. Owen then goes, tripping and rolling down the red carpet, causing Chef to have to duct-tape everything back together. Beth loses her glasses on her turn, and ends up tripping and falling, much like Owen. Harold goes next, he starts out okay, but whne Duncan tells Doris to hurry up, Harold freaks out, breaking all the cardboard cutouts, and breaking down to the point where he falls into Chris' arms, crying. Lindsay is the last to go, and she walks slowly down the red carpet, greeting the fans and the phtotographers. Due to this, Lindsay had the best photo and won the challenge, much to the anger of Courtney, who hadn't fully understood what they were supposed to do.

The third challenge is for the contestants to crash a hotel room. they all go at the same time, but Lindsay earned extra time at the end. Duncan and Courtney were, once again, the best competitors in the challenge. Courtney ended up smashing so much, that Lindsay had nothing left to break when she got her extra time. This caused Courtney to win.

Later, Harold and Owen are seen being called over to a bridge by Lindsay and Beth. They begin to talk of a plan to vote off Duncan, as Courtney has immunity. Owen seems to disagree, saying he wants to vote for Courtney, even if that would be a waste of his vote. Harold, however, agrees with Lindsay and Beth. At the Gilded Chris Ceremony, the competitors are seen voting, with Owen notable voting for Courtney, and Lindsay looking at Beth while she voted. Then, Chris distributes the awards, leaving Lindsay without one. Lindsay and Beth are both upset as Chris announces that Lindsay had accidentally voted for herself. Lindsay and Beth say goodbye to one another, each of them being sad at being separated. Lindsay then leaves in the Lame-O-Sine, and Chris signs off the episode.

Cast
Chef Hatchet appeared in this episode but had no lines.

Quotes

 * Lindsay: (singing off-key) Ooo, your face, in my glands. Ooo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, it's you and meeee! And you and me makes weee. You. and me-e-e-e-e-e-e-eee like butterknives we're free! We're freeeee! Courtney: Would you please shut up! It's "like butterflies" not "butterknives." And every knows you picked Duncan for your movie reward last night as retaliation! That murder-mystery challenge is over; you can stop massacurring that song! Lindsay: I was not mascara-ing anything except my eyelashes, Courtney.
 * Courtney: Oh, stop playing dumb Lindsay. Lindsay: Oo, oo, oo! Like butterknives we're free! Courtney: (to Beth) She's not playing is she?
 * Duncan: (reacting To Lindsay's singing) Agh! Three hours at the movies last night with that girl and now this! I'm gonna go stick a fork in my eye to relieve the pain.
 * Chris: (to Chef) Okay, Ringo. Spotlight's not big enough for the both of us.
 * Duncan: (in Confessional) Rock n' Roll Bio Pic? Normally I woulda been stoked but I had a rockin' headache from Lindsay-palooza last night.
 * Chris: Any good Rock n' Roll Bio Pic starts with a kid from humble beginnings drawn into the seemingly glam world of rock music. After overcomming enourmous hardship, the kid gets a break and makes it ginormous. Bigger than me, even. The kid is then drawn into a scadelous world of stuff I'm not allowed to talk about with sixteen-year-olds; things that lead to dangerous addictions, multiple divorces, the occasional night in the joint, and an untimely death while sitting on a toilet. (in video-feed room) Please, do not try any of the aforementioned at home, or I will be sued and would be unable to afford the maintenance of this fabulous smile. Chris: A few things that every certifiable rock god needs to know that I can talk about: You need to know how to rock out on the guitar, work the papparazzi, and trash a hotel room.
 * Lindsay: Why is Owen eating my popcorn? Owen: (laughing) Hey everybody! Courtney, Lindsay, Beth, Duncan, and Harold: Owen? Chris: Owen! You were supposed to wait for your cue; what is wrong with you? Owen: I was hungry! And when I'm hungry I forget everything except what my tummy is telling me.
 * Owen (In Confessional) Me and my tummy are very close, we'd be even closer if it weren't for my chest.
 * Courtney: Hello? Not fine. No way Owen is allowed back. I had to file a lawsuit to get back on this show. I'm contacting my lawyers. Chris: You're not the only one with lawyers; Owen also filed a lawsuit, and won! His jaw was busted by Chef and he was unfairly kicked off the show. Is that good enough for ya?
 * Lindsay: But, I don't know how to play the guitar. Is it anything like the recorder? I can play the recorder. Chris: Yeah, it's a lot like the recorder...only completly different!
 * Chris: (while explaining the challenge) ...everytime you play a wrong note, BZZT! Beth: You mean you're going to electrocute us? Chris: Me? Electrocute You? Of course not! (short pause) The guitar will electrocute you. But don't worry, you'll live. Though you may never be able to play the piano again... Lindsay: I can live with that, I can't play the piano anyway. Chris: ...or use the phone Lindsay: Noooo!
 * Chris: Rock on!

Trivia

 * The episode's title is a reference to Rock n' Roll
 * Owen returns to the competition in this episode, making him the first male in the entire series to return to the competition.
 * In this episode, Lindsay devises a plan to get Duncan eliminated, but ends up eliminating herself instead.
 * This marks the first time a contestant has accidentally voted themself off the show for the entire series.
 * This episode made a reference to Guitar Hero in the first portion of the challenge.
 * Chris made a reference to The Beatles in this episode by calling Chef "Ringo."
 * It was fairly clear who everyone voted for in this episode:
 * Courtney: Lindsay
 * Duncan: Lindsay
 * Lindsay: Lindsay
 * Owen: Courtney
 * Beth: Duncan
 * Harold: Duncan
 * We learn Lindsay can play the recorder.
 * We learn Courtney was in a rock band,and therefore can play the guitar well, with people all like her, it broke up because there were five lead singers, and no back up.
 * Harold can also play the guitar well, but due to his fast moving fingers, he set the guitar on fire.