User blog:Usitgz/Announcing Total Drama ON A TRAIN!

Announcement
Hello fans and friends! It's once again me Toen McGitsch, CEO of Total Drama, Inc. I'm here to announce the next season of Total Drama! I know it's been a couple of years since the last season, and the anticipation must be killing some of you! Without further ado the theme for the upcoming season of Total Drama is none other than the history of Canada! We'll be taking a train ride across this wonderful country from Newfoundland to the Yukon! We'll be stopping at thirteen destinations through all ten provinces!

I know that fans have been clamoring for a change of faces in the hosting of this show, and we are certainly listening! Chris McLean is the face of this show and we know Total Drama would not be the same without him, so due to your seeming endless need for change we've decided to replace Chef Hatchet with a newer, more caring co-host. Meet the wonderful, irresistible, and charismatic Conductor Sickle! He may have a gruff exterior, but on the inside, he's a sweet man that we know will treat the contestants like they're family, since we know you all want the hosts to be more kind to the contestants of this show!



We've been listening to some of your complaints and critiques of the past seasons, and if there's one thing we've learned it's that the vast majority of fans prefer a short and sweet thirteen-episode season over long and drawn-out twenty-six episode ones! Winter break will never be cooler than having a cold million on the line as twelve brand new competitors duke it out over the course of 21 days! So, get ready for thirteen action packed episodes with twelve wonderful contestants on Total... Drama... ON A TRAIN! Coming December 2021.

Sincerely,

Toen J. McGitsch 

Toen J. McGitsch

CEO of Total Drama, Inc.

Cast Interviews
Hello! It's me Josh from Celebrity Manhunt with exclusive interviews from the recently announced cast of Total Drama ON A TRAIN! I hope you're as psyched as I am. I hope there's some awesome cat fights upcoming! Meow!

Lisa

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Lisa: My writing and rhyming skills are unparalleled!
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Lisa: I had a nightmare where I kept messing up my readings on stage!
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Lisa: Winning my middle school’s poem contests every year, of course.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Lisa: When my ex-boyfriend used a big sign to ask Sammy Withers to go the freshmen prom with him. Gross.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Lisa: I worked at the local coffee shop, so I could listen to other poem-crafters and make money while doing it.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Lisa: Publishing my third award-winning book of poems, while relaxing by my fireplace in a small mansion in my hunky lover’s arms.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Lisa: Go to the local coffee shop and give a poem-formance of a lifetime.

Yusuke

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Yusuke: My strict adherence to the Ninjutsu Way.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Yusuke: I defeated Carruto in a fierce battle to become the next Hokage.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Yusuke: When I returned the stolen scrolls to restore honor to my father’s dojo!
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Yusuke: One time I was noticed by another classmate while studying my rival’s techniques from the shadows. It was most dishonorable!
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Yusuke: When I was 6, I had to sneak into the office of a corrupt politician and take care of him. I made quite a mess.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Yusuke: Leading my father’s dojo and training the next generation of shinobi.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Yusuke: Meditate.

Jake

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Jake: I’m not really that good at most things. But if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s gotta be my memory. I can remember anything. It’s both a blessing… and a curse.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Jake: I fell into a pit after sliding under a hurdle on my high school track field and fell past all the times I said a swear word in front of my parents.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Jake: When my me and step-uncle explored the area around his house for three weeks during summer break. It was awesome living off the land and learning just how generous people can be.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Jake: One time during free time, I was playing the floor is lava, and biffed a jump between desks. Ripped my shorts in half and broke my forearm. Ended up in detention for the rest of the semester.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Jake: I’ve been fortunate enough not to need a job, yet.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Jake: Taking a trek across the world! Meeting lots of new people and creating lots of memories along the way.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Jake: Call up everyone who’s number I know, and throw an awesome party!

Sophia

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Sophia: My leadership skills. I know how to get people to follow me and keep them following.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Sophia: I had to follow and listen to Albert from Social Studies. Just thinking of it makes me cringe.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Sophia: Being the class president every year.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Sophia: That is confidential information.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Sophia: I was a cashier at Swell-Mart, within half a year I was a shift leader, while still being in school.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Sophia: I’ll be a State Representative, and well on my way to becoming the youngest and first female president.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Sophia: Save the world.

Kayla

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Kayla: Seeing people for who they really are. It’s something I’ve learn through lots of mistakes.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Kayla: I got to see my big bro, again, and finally get to say goodbye.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Kayla: My big bro teaching me how to read and write.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Kayla: What Caleb and his friends did to me.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Kayla: No one wanted to hire me, so I somehow sold sea shells by the seashore. I still can’t believe people actually bought them when they were all over the beach.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Kayla: I don’t really know what the future for me holds. I’ll let fate throw its punches and I’ll dodge them along the way.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Kayla: Survive.

Carter

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Carter: My endless generosity.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Carter: I was actually hurting people! Can you imagine that?
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Carter: When I saved an old lady from being ran over by a bus.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Carter: When Johnny Diaz made me look like a fool to my class.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Carter: Volunteering at the local retirement home.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Carter: I’ll be a social worker for the U.N. Hopefully helping plenty of less fortunate people in third-world countries.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Carter: Help everybody cope with it.

Ryan

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Ryan: I’m practically a wizard when it comes to tech.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Ryan: I was stuck in the pre-industrial revolution. I was left alone with only animals as companions. What a miserable way to live.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Ryan: Making my first computer from scratch! Read some instructions on the internet and it worked on my first try. Easy Peasy.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Ryan: Every time someone calls me a robot. I feel sorry for them. How can people be that dense?
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Ryan: Repairing cell phones at the local PhoneShack.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Ryan: I’ll own my own tech shop and be making my own Total Drama.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Ryan: Watch the world burn around me.

Salem

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Salem: My humanity, because I am the most humane human that you can find.
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Salem: In my homeland, people don’t have dreams.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Salem: Growing the first hair on my chin.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Salem: When I failed my first test in exchange class.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Salem: Keeping the peace around town by torturing petty thieves and other minor criminals.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Salem: I will have transcended into another realm to mow the lawns of the weak and save them from their useless mortal shells.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Salem: Revel in my victory.

Gracie

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Gracie: My work ethic. It’d be a challenge to find someone more dedicated to success than me!
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Gracie: I was captured by a giant turtle and locked in a castle. It was humiliating.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Gracie: Kicking Tommy Wisemouth’s butt at mud wrestling in kindergarten after he told me that a girl couldn’t beat him.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Gracie: Not packing an extra pair of clothes and having to go the last half of the school day covered in mud.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Gracie: Deep fryer operator for McCluckes.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Gracie: Finishing up law school. I’ll be just like Gryphon Left in Above Average Attorney!
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Gracie: Fight.

Ellis

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Ellis: It’s hard to pick. I’m amazing at boxing and I’m great at school, too!
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Ellis: My jiejie had a terrible accident, and all I could do was watch as it happened.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Ellis: When my jiejie took me to the ocean to see the jingyus. She even bought me some sea shells. It must’ve made her proud to see me so happy that day.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Ellis: Nothing I do is ever embarrassing.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Ellis: I was a snowboarding instructor at Pointy Mountain.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Ellis: Hopefully I’ll be the middleweight boxing champion of the world, if not I plan on being a kexuejia.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Ellis: Protect those I love.

Hope

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Hope: My creativity! I think so far outside the box, that the box might as well be parsecs away!
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Hope: I’ve had too many to count, but if I had to pick one… Hmm… It’d have to be the one with the porange elephants! Those things don’t know what a question is! All they believe in is statements! It took me forever to learn whagt their names were. There was Harold, Phillimore, and Petunia if I remember correctly.
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Hope: Making my first painting in my first semester of sixth grade! I drew an upside reverse flower pot raining on a field of pumpkin-headed gargoyles! My teacher didn’t really like it, but it felt so liberating to make something truly my own.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Hope: When I took Picnic Day too seriously freshman year, and dressed up as Boogie Bear and nicked my classmates pic-a-nic baskets. I sent the whole school into a bear scare. I ended up getting tranquilized and expelled from that school.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Hope: I sell my paintings and sculptures on the side! It’s hard to let go of something you used your creative juice on, but it’s a lot easier when you know you’re going to sell it from the get go!
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Hope: Living in a giant art studio! I’d also lead my own door to door choir group and make the world a better place with my sick-ed pipes!
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Hope: Paint the day away!

Joshua

 * Josh: What’s your best quality?
 * Joshua: My body is ripped to shreds! I can beat anyone at my schools when it comes to pumping! That’s not the only thing to me, though!
 * Josh: Describe your craziest dream.
 * Joshua: It was the final seconds of the game and I missed the shot! That’d never happen in real life!
 * Josh: Best memory from childhood?
 * Joshua: Passing my first test in middle school. I studied so hard for it, and passed with flying colors.
 * Josh: Most embarrassing moment at school?
 * Joshua: Losing to Chucky Chambers on a mano e mano basketball battle. I guess I was just off that day to lose to someone so much worse that day.
 * Josh: Describe the first job you ever had.
 * Joshua: I train people at the local gym. It’s a mixed bag. Sometimes you get great views and sometimes you see things you never wanted to see in the first place.
 * Josh: Ten years from now, what are you doing?
 * Joshua: Probably managing the local IBA squad. I may be good at basketball, but I know I’m better at business.
 * Josh: It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?
 * Joshua: Play ball until I fall!

Closing
I hope you enjoy this blog! Feel free to let me know who your favorites and least favorites are in the comments below. Have a great day, and look out for the first episode in roughly a week's time!