User:Rainbowderp01/The Obsta-Kill Kourse (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama... we celebrated our 100th episode with a surprise guest appearance and a kidnapping of the hosty kind. [in recap] Ah! Help! [voiceover] Hey! Who put that there? Ahem. Alejandro found out who sabotaged the last vote and made himself an insurance policy. And Courtney proved to be quite the klutzy kisser. [in recap] I said help! [voiceover] Okay, someone is so getting fired! Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Cam, Gwen stopped Zeke, Cam got hurt, Cam got flushed. [in recap] Help! [real time] That is it! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the ow factor in a challenge. Stick around to see who goes down right here on Total. Drama. All-Stars! Tell the editor to meet me at the Flush of Shame!

Chef: [chuckles]

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[ Theme song ]

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Courtney: How could Scott dump me? Ugh!

Zoey: I know it's hard.

Courtney: Kissing Cameron was an accident!

Zoey: Oh, of course, but...

Courtney: And he kissed me!

Zoey: Time out! Sorry. Just, maybe you just need to talk. And hey, on the bright side, kissed by two guys in one day? You're on fire!

Courtney: [confessional] She's right! Yay me! [real time] Thanks, Zoey. Do me a favor, don't mention this to Gwen. I haven't exactly been easy on her about the whole kissing thing.

Zoey: Your secret is safe with me.

Courtney: Thanks, you're a pal.

[knocking]

Mal: [as Mike] Hey, Zoey. You okay?

Zoey: [sighs] I still can't believe Cam's gone.

Mal: [as Mike] Uh, me neither. I miss him so much. [confessional] [normal] Ha. Mike might miss the little brainiac, but as far as I'm concerned, getting rid of Cameron was like scraping gum off my shoe. A bit sticky, but oh so satisfying.

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[Mike's mind]

Chester: So much walking. Why'd I ever agree to go on a quest? Ah, there better not be any of that rock and/or roll music! Or, or dancing where we're going!

Svetlana: Will you keep it down with the babbling? He might hear you!

Mike: Svetlana! Uh, oh. What are you doing?

Svetlana: Mal told me. Sculpting fishes with butter or cease to exist.

Mike: Well, it's time to cease his existence.