User blog comment:VicoPaz97/Underdogs season, how would your elimination order be?/@comment-3573655-20150120214651

13- Sadie: She ate everyone's food and they starved.

Teams:

Team Rebecca: Anne Maria, Brick, Eva, Leonard, Samey and Tyler

Team Rebecca's Mom: B, Dawn, Ella, Katie, Noah and Rodney

12- Ella: She tried to sing to a mountain lion and was mauled to the point where she had to be put into a coma.

11- Dawn: The producers rigged the competition and arranged her blindside to piss off the fans.

10- B: Died of obesity.

9- Tyler: He impregnated Samey

8- Katie: Rodney and Noah couldn't handle her fierceness.


 * MERGE*

7- Noah: He didn't participate in and made snide remarks during the dodgeball game.

6- Rodney: He was the last remaining member of Team Rebecca's Mom, so he was automatically eliminated.

5- Brick: Eva dumped him for her new lover, Anne Maria.


 * Courtney sues the show for not including her in this season and it goes on hiatus for 3 months *

4- Samey: She was evacuated to have an emergency abortion and then star in a TLC special.

3- Leonard: He won immunity, but Beardo rigged it because he wanted the star couple of the season (Eva and Anne Maria) to be the last two standing.

2- Eva: She died of malaria during the final challenge.

1- Anne Maria: She committed suicide because she couldn't live without Eva.

It is revealed that Ella died after her coma experience.

Noah also died during the finale due to an infected wound he had received before his eliminatin and never got treated for it.

The remaining contestants are sent off to fight ISIS and none of them survive. Courtney gets the money by default because she won her lawsuit.

The end. :)