User:Tyman618/Audition Tapes

Miles

In a nature reserve, full of lush forestry, peaceful animals, and beautifully blue water, Miles appears to be whistling very softly and cautiously. In the background, a bird can be heard chirping back at her. This goes on for a bit, then she turns to the camera.

"Hello to the production team of Boney Island. My name is Miles, I am a Gemini Sun with a Virgo Rising, and my favorite organization is the Treehuggers Trump Treemuggers Foundation."

Miles turns around and sniffs the air, gesturing with her hands. As she does this, animals heed her call as rabbits, birds, and other woodland creatures fill the scene. She pets a few.

"The aura of this place is not just a green, but an emerald green. This signifies purity, environmental safety, and great hope."

Miles then sits on the ground in a meditating position. She begins to say a mantra as she connects her forefinger and thumb and turns her hands, palm-up.

"You are the sky, and all else is the weather that Mother Earth gifts us. Ommmmm."

Miles looks directly into the camera.

"You should pick me, because with the money, I could donate it all to deserving organizations that will save the lives of all mank--"

Suddenly, a monkey in the background is seen yelling at another. They begin to bicker, swatting at each other. One bumps into a mountain lion, which growls loudly. Miles gulps and speaks nervously.

"Umm, my friends, let us all make peace and..."

Before she can even blink again, it's a full-out brawl between the animals. Elephant trumpeting, tiger screeching, and bear growls can all be heard. Miles screams. She then rushes over quickly to the camera, laughs nervously, and shuts the camera off.

Jen

Jen sits at her laptop and turns on her webcam. Around her room, one can see fashion magazine pages cut out and placed on a bulletin board, a closet the size of Muskoka, and a neatly-made periwinkle bed.

"Hey Jenatics! Today I'm going to be making my Boney Island audition!"

Jen gets up from her seat and does a Runway walk, hand to her hips. She poses for a bit, shows off her top, and walks back to her seat.

"This style of crop top is SO in these days. The lower cut allows for the belt to really pop, and you can just show off your curves all day long!"

Jen places the aviators she had on atop her head, and coughs, clearing her throat.

"So, Boney people, I am sure that I am a great fit for your little show! I have great spirit and I can truly show the world what's in and what's gotta go. Hint: ponchos, I'm coming for you."

Suddenly, a voice can be heard outside of Jen's room.

"Jen? Come get your allowance!"

Jen squeals with joy.

"Shopping spree time! Later, Jenatics!"

Jen shuts the camera off.