User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama Talent Audition Tapes

​Johnson: ​Hi my name is Johnson, I'm a sixteen year old teen from Ontario. I want to be on Total Drama because I think this show needs somebody like me, but hey! I'm getting myself worked up about nothing, I'm sure this show wom't be all evil people mascarding as nice just to get their claws stuck in your skin. Yeah, I may be souding like a jerk right now but I really want to get on this show and maybe make a few friends!

Jenny: ​Is the camera rolling? Good. I want to be on Total Drama because, they need someone like me, perfect, I mean. If I were on the show I would win, for sure. I'm just like that. Pretty, intelligent, the list goes on. Will I be afraid of any other contstants? Ha! I'm sure all these sad wanabees are just in it for the fame and attention, but I already have all that all I need is a million dollars to seal the deal.

Cleo: ​Hi, I'm Cleo. The girl that can run as fast a cheetah, climb faster than a chimpanzee. Yeah, that's also me. I want to be on Total Drama because I was turned down for Survivor and that really blew, so I decided to come on this reality TV show. The woods is more of a home than my actual home to be honest. I really want to make some new friends, and prove that survival is key in a show like this.

James: (talking to student) ​Yes, of course I'll get you a tutor for science, ​(to camera) ​Hi, I'm James, I'm like the head honcho around here. I know everything about everyone. I'm like the perfect leader material. When anyone has a problem they can just come to me: need I say more? This show will probably be infested by nice people, but I'm not going to be one of them. I'll win no matter what the cost. If you don't believe me ask the person who went against me in this year's election.

​Chuck: ​Hi guys, I still can't believe that I'm doing this. My friend Thorin said that he wants to sign up for one of these shows, but I'm going to beat him to it. Hi, I'm Chuck. I'm like your average sixteen year old guy, but I've travelled through all of Canada and most of the US. See, I've even got a picture of me at the Vancouver Winter Olympics when I was 12. I think this show needs someone like me. Who knows, maybe I can make some more friends and even win!

Fatima: ​Hi my name is Fatima Brown, I love swimming! I'm totally the best at my high school. I was even set to represent Canada in the Rio Olympics but I had to turn the offer down because of a nasty injury. I really hope this show is set on a beach or maybe even an around the world type thing. But that's beside the point, I really want to make some friends and do my country proud!

Siri: ​Hi! My name is Siri, and I would just like to say before I start this audition I am really looking forward to it, who knows I can make some new friends! I believe that you should live life to the fullest and just like go with the flow! My favourite Total Drama character is Geoff because he is so awesome and laid-back. Anyway, now to start my actual audition, oh wait. It's already over? Okay, bye guys!

​Quincy: ​Hello, I am Quincy, the wealthy guy with no friends. I mean. Oops! You didn't hear that part, you know the part where I said I have no friends...Yikes! I said it again! Anyway, I really want to have some fun and seize the day on this show. And though I don't actually need the money, it would be a fun experience. Hopefully I can make some friends because I have none. Urgh, I should stop talking.

Becky: ​Eeeeeh! I'm going to be on my fav show, TOTAL DRAMA! I cannot wait to meet everybody, just no Chis fans, I am the only one that can be with Chis. Eek! I want to get on the show right now! I love every season, every episode and every second Chris is on the show. It just makes my heart melt. I love Chris! I love Total Drama! And I love that soon I am going to be on the show!!!

​Jack: ​Hi I am Jack and I am really excited to be on TD! If I'm on this show I'll be so greatful and honored. But I probably won't win because I believe what all the bullies in school say, nice guys finish last but like my mom said If I keep my chin up high, I can do it. But I shouldn't keep my hopes up a small kid like me can't beat six foot giants (sigh) but whatever happens, I'll try my best. Thank you.

​Caitlyn: ​98, 99, 100! That was me doing 100 press ups, which is like 50 more than any other girl in my year or in the whole school can do! I really hope I can meet some cute boys and show them my mad skills! Just no nerds. Ew! Why would I want to waste my time with pea-brains that can barely lift a book. This show needs me, I cannot wait to show off my greatness!

​Cruiz: ​Hi, my name is Cruiz. I've just got something here to show you. The most recent IQ test I took had a result of 180, that is 20 higher than Albert Einstein. I spend most of my time fixing and even making some cars. But, I seriously don't know what to do with my life. So I decided on Total Drama. If I won that would prove that you don't need to be big and strong to win a show like this because brains go a long way!