User:Rainbowderp01/X-Treme Torture (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... The eleven surviving campers were put through Master Chief Hatchet's brutal boot camp. Duncan was the first to be sent to the brig by Major Harshines for disorderly conduct. Shocker. But what was a surprise was when by-the-book Courtney smuggled food to P.O.W. Duncan. The two proceeded to pull a B&E to steal some PB&J and ended up K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Hoo. Leshawna won her stripes for the Gophers and the Bass smelt something fishy when Courtney was suddenly voted off. Confession cams revealed that it was Harold who tampered with the votes to get back at Duncan for torturing him. That seems a bit unfair, I mean, hello? He's a bully. That's what they do. Birds gotta fly, fishes gotta swim, dude. Let a playa play. This week the campers are pushed to be extreme. Who will crack under the pressure? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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[creak]

Owen: [snoring]

Leshawna: [snoring]

[helicopter motor runs]

Leshawna: [groans]

Chris: Incoming!

Geoff: Hit the deck!

Harold, Owen, Gwen, and Leshawna: [screaming]

Chris: Yes! I can't wait to get my pilot's license!

[crash]

[wheels screech]

Chris: Just flexing your muscles for today's [through megaphone] Extreme sports challenge! [echoes]

Gwen: Ugh... It's too early for this.

Chris: This week, you'll participate in three challenges. First up, [through megaphone] Extreme sofa bed skydiving! Contestants will plummet, uh... Skydive to a waiting sofa bed target below.

[sproing]

Chef: [muffled screaming]

Chris: Of course, you'll be skydiving from five thousand feet. And using these.

Campers: [gasp]

Chris: Our lucky contestants are Trent and DJ.

Trent: Sure. Why not? You know what they say on Blackcomb Mountain, bro. "Best glimpse of heaven's on the way into hell." Let's do this.

DJ: Yeah. Uh, sure. Bring it on.

Chris: Not so fast. Because the second challenge of the day is... [through megaphone] Extreme rodeo moose riding! Contestants will rodeo ride the great Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get hooved into a giant pile of socks from the lost-and-found.

Leshawna: That stink pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home.

Chris: It's your lucky day, Leshawna. You're riding for Gophers. And Geoff, you'll ride for Bass.

Geoff: Yeah!

Owen: He doesn't look too bucky to me. Hi, beautiful.

[whack]

Chris: [through megaphone] And the final challenge... Extreme sea doo waterskiing!

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Chris: [through megaphone] Contestants will waterski a race course grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line. While a member from the opposing team tries to deceive you.

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Heather: How can we waterski without water?

Chris: [through megaphone] It's really hard. Check it out.

[sea doo whirrs]

Chef: [screams]

Chris: [through megaphone] [laughs] Awesome! Harold, you'll ski for Killer Bass.

Harold: Sweet!

Chris: And Lindsay for the Screaming Gophers.

Lindsay: Kewl! I can model my new bikini!

Chris: [through megaphone] Now for the cool swag! Whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination and wins a tricked out Multi Massage Mobile Shower.

[harp plays]

[everyone gasps]

Heather: Can it be?

Chris: Oh, it be.

Owen: [smacks] Ah, a shower? How 'bout something good?

Heather: Listen to me, you marshmallow eating goof! We are going to win that shower if it's the last thing we do, got it?

Owen: [gags and chokes]

Heather: Eh! Ow!

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Chris: Okay, gang. Chow for breaky, then report back in twenty minutes for... [through megaphone] The extreme sports challenge!

[plane buzzes off]

Gwen and Harold: [coughing]

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Owen: [chews] [burps] Sweet grub, bro!

Chef: [reading] "For the girl with smoldering eyes"?

Gwen: Check it out. It's a corny haiku poem.

Bridgette: Whoa. Some dude's crushing big time. It's probably for you.

Gwen: Really? I was gonna say it was for you.

Bridgette: But Trent is totally crunching on you. I've seen the way he always scams an extra muffin for you.

Gwen: Yeah, but Geoff is so into you. Remember at the dock yesterday how he tried to get your attention?

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