User:Ruebenn/Audition

Staci
Inside a school cafeteria, Staci is seen sitting at a table, alone. Her lunch, a cheeseburger, mashed potatoes, and a soda can, is sitting in front of her, untouched. Other voices are heard in the background, though they drown each other out.

"Hi," Staci says, waving to the camera. "Yeah, so like, I'm really excited to audition for Total Drama. It'd be like, so cool if I got to be a contestant. I've already accomplished so much here at school! I was prom queen twice in a row! And I also made the honor roll every year, and I'm the most popular girl in school! Well, only after everyone found out that Margaert Greenback had back-ne." She giggles. "I guess I let the cat out of the bag."

She taps her chin. "Oh! There was also the time that Erin Jones was revealed to have an eating disorder, and that Chuck Conway was a closeted Space Trek geek." She shrugs. "I don't know how those rumors get started."

"Well," she says, standing up, "if I'm not too busy this summer fending off the affection of all the guys in school - I was voted prettiest girl in the yearbook - I guess I'd like to be on the show!"

Without turning off the camera, she gets up and walks away.

Seconds later, a guy looks at the camera. "Um, yeah," he says, "I just heard all of that, and everything she just said is pure nonsense."

Lightning
The camera focuses on the center of a football field, where a dummy is standing. There is a flash of brown, blue, and gold. "Sha-bam!" the flash yells. When the flash leaves, the dummy is knocked to the ground.

(Static.)

The camera now focuses on a pair of running legs. It pans out to show that Lightning is running down a track field. He effortlessly jumps over six hurdles, one after the other. "Sha-boom!"

(Static.)

Outside of a reasturaunt, a man is eating a steak. Lightning runs past him and grabs the steak. "Sha-mine!"

(Static.)

"Name's Lightning!" Lightning says, chomping on the steak. He is now sitting on a couch in his living room. "And there are a lot of sha-reasons why I should be on Total Drama. Number one, did you see those amazing things Lightning just did? Ain't nobody grab beef like Lightning! And B, I am the sha-best! No matter who the other contestants are, Lightning's gonna beat them all! He don't care who they are! And fourthly, uh..." He pauses for a moment and then flexes his muscles. He kisses his bicep. "Just look at these babies! Sha-Lightning!"

(Static.)