User blog comment:Bigez620/"The Obsta-Kill Kourse" - Review/@comment-5006675-20131113131912

CHARACTER QUALITY RANKS

Alejandro was the best character, because he's the first contestant to go head-to-head with Mal. The others aren't focused or smart enough *cough cough Zoey cough cough* to notice anything about Mal.

Mal was next because he actually got rid of the most devious contestant (who's also devilishly handsome) in TD history.

Courtney and Scott are next. One is amusingly dim-witted and the other is determined (well, that and the fact that she's kissed 4 guys! You go, girl! Also, the Gwentney scenes make my pants tingle.).

Gwen was quite irrelevant in this episode. She didn't do much of actual significance. But she earns praise for FINALLY making it far in the competition again.

Zoey... I've been told if I have nothing nice to say, I should shut the hell up. Well, stiff that. Zoey should sit on a sandhill so it can represent how dry her character is. (This is the part where some strange guy says, "Ooh, kill em.")  I know she's just a character, but under her head must be a sign that says, "Out to Lunch." (Ooh, kill em.) WHY IS SHE JUST NOW SUSPICIOUS OF MAL? WHY CAN'T SHE BE LOCKED IN THE FUN ZONE WHERE SOME MUTANT BABY BIRDS CAN NIBBLE ON HER BODY AND MAKE HER SCREAM SO LOUDLY IT ATTRACTS MORE MUTANTS TO HER AND MAKE THEM RIP HER THROAT OUT SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HEAR, "MIKE, HELP" ANY MORE! IS THAT LIKE HER CATCHPHRASE TO SUMMON HER SLAVE WHO HAS SAVED HER MORE TIMES THAN SHE CAN COUNT? AND THAT'S NOT EVEN SAYING MUCH! I WANT TO SEE HER OPEN A GRENADE AND SWALLOW IT. NO, NOT EVEN THAT. I WANT FANG TO JUMP OUT OF THE WATER, CHEW ON HER LEGS, AND THEN THROW HER INTO THE FUN ZONE! WE'LL SEE WHO'LL BE HAVING FUN NOW! HAHAHHAAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAH!

Now, if you'll excuse me, my straitjacket is ready for me.