User:Rainbowderp01/Hawaiian Punch (Transcript)

Chris:Previously on Total Drama World Tour... The final three took off an beat it out of Alberta. Unfortunately, Cody brought Sierra the Plane Wrecker along for the ride. Even more unfortunate? A broken Yeti heart. Plus, a good old fashioned swordfish fight. Good times. In the end, Heather, the queen of mean, reached Hawaii first, and Captain Ponytail and Kid Nerdy tied for second place. Ouch. Who will Heather face in the final challenge? And who will go home with a million dollars?! It's finale time! Right here on Total. Drama. World Tour!

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[ Theme song ]

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Chris: Welcome to the live finale of Total Drama World Tour. Moments ago, these guys tied for second in a boat sandwich. Tasty. During the break, we sent them to vent in the confessional. Check it.

Alejandro: [confessional] I only let Heather beat me to give her a false sense of confidence. But how will I explain to those at home that I tied with that pathetic Cody? Oh, my brother José will be compiling his insults already.

Cody: [confessional] I made it all the way to the final two-ish! I can't believe how close I am to the million! There's just one massive thing in my way. Alejandro. Against just me. Never thought I'd say this, but I wish Sierra was back in here with me.

Heather: You never mentioned you had a brother. José, was it?

Alejandro: He's not worth mentioning.

Sadie: Go, Team Ale-hunk-dro! He's even hotter in person.

Heather: Why are they in teams? And why does my team suck?

Chris: The peanut gallery's playing a major role in choosing a winner.

[peanut gallery cheers]

Duncan: Sweet. I guess we're all voting on the winner again.

Heather: Did I say my team sucks? What I actually meant was they rock.

Leshawna: You think we're fools? You and Alejandro are done!

Sierra: We're here for you, Cody! Especially me. Believe!

Heather: [confessional] Believe it or not, I am actually hoping Alejandro wins the tiebreaker. I might be able to beat him in a vote.

Chris: But first, we gotta break a tie. Heather, you won the race to Hawaii, so your reward is this advantage. You can select the tiebreaker yourself or you can let Cody and Alejandro do it.

Heather: As if I'm gonna leave it up to them. I'll do it, thank you.

Chris: I was hoping you'd say that. [chuckles]

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Chris: Ta-da! Each ball inside our challenge booth has a different tie breaker written on it. So, take your pick.

Heather: Well, isn't this fun.

[rumbling]

Heather: Ow! Are these golf balls? Ow, ow!

[peanut gallery laughs]

Bridgette: I swear, Geoff and I put ping pong balls in there.

Chris: I know. And I'm not mad. Just disappointed. I had to dial it up to met my usual high standards.

Heather: Ow! How am I supposed-- ah, ow, ow!

[glass breaks]

Tyler: [groans]

Heather: [coughing]

Chris: No ball, no exit. Back you go.

Heather: [coughs]

Chris: Uh, Geoff. Go ahead and read that, would you, pal?

Geoff: Ew. Heather has selected the traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death.

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Alejandro: I question how traditional it is for a male warrior to wear a coconut bra.

Heather: Forget that. Someone get me off of this thing!

[peanut gallery laughs]

Owen: She's funny when she's tied up and can't hurt me.

Heather: I just won the semi-final! Where is the respect?

Chris: We'll be sure to look for that later. The first dude to free Heather wins the last spot in the final two and a shot at the million!

Alejandro: Uh, if no one happens to free her, does that make Cody and I the final two?

Heather: Hey!

Chris: Won't work. I already checked. Chef, if you'd do the honors?

[twang]

Chris: Oh, and stay out of the water. Starting... now!

[twang]

Duncan: [laughs] Man, is it nice to be out of this game.

[peanut gallery cheering]

Alejandro: Prepare to be defeated, my tiny friend.

Cody: Ah! I'm too young to die. Or fry!

Sierra: Stay focused, Codykins!

Harold: The kiwis! Go for the kiwis!

Courtney: Go, Alejandro! Squish him! Like a bug!

Heather: Where's my encouragement? Hello, Team Heather? Ugh! Ah! [blows]

Alejandro: Give up! You know you can't win!

Heather: Someone better win fast! I'm about to burst into flames. Oh no! Sierra just rolled into quicksand!

Cody: What? Sierra? Someone help her!

Sierra: No, Cody!

Cody: [grunts] No!

Alejandro: Consider yourself disarmed. And displatformed!

Cody: Whoa! [splash]

Chris: Hohohohoho, ruthless!

Cody: [pants] Please don't eat me. Please don't eat me! Ahhh!

Sierra: Cody! [panting] [gurgling]

Heather: Shoving Mr. Popular into shark-infested waters for no reason? You just handed me the million. I can't wait for the vote.

Alejandro: Crap.

[whacking]

Sierra: Drop it, drop it!

Cody: [moans]

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Chris: Now that we have our final two, it's my pleasure to announce the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner.

Heather: Huh?

Alejandro: [sighs]

Courtney: What? But you said we were gonna play a major role. Major!

Chris: Yep. Just not in a votey kind of way. Prepare to have your minds blown up by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history! Heather versus Alejandro versus the volcano!

[volcano burps]

Chris: Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea Volcano to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people as sacrifices. So, Heather and Alejandro will have to make sacrifice stand-ins using the islands most abundant resources: pineapples and driftwood.