User blog:Truteal/An alt version of Pahkitew Island

Since Mughees made his own version of PI, why not me?

The main difference is Dave's characterization, around his teammates (including Sky) he is an apathetic snarker with a superiority complex (think Noah in Island) he would butt heads a lot with go-getter team player Sky, but while around Scarlett, he is a sweet-natured hopless romantic (emphasis on hopeless)

"So, Uh This Is My Team?", "I Love You, Grease Pig!" and "Twinning Isn't Everything" are pretty much the same, only Dave, viewing her as the only "sane" contestant (aside from himself) falls for Scarlett (much to Sky's chagrin)

"I Love You, I Love You Knots" ends with Rodney using his farm boy strength to tear his bag in half, winning "truth or scare" for his team. Much to Ella and Sugar's suprise, Sugar gets voted off for being mean towards Ella (Sappy I know) Ella tells Sugar that she shouldn't be sad, because now she can spend more time with her wizard. After firing her, Chris comments "there goes the only reason why Cartoon Network bought this season"

"A Blast From the Past" starts off with Sky and Ella foraging. Sky tells Ella that they should vote off Dave if they lose the next challenge, Ella asks her why would she want her "prince" gone, Sky then badly denies that she has a thing for Dave. During the tiebreaker between Rodney vs. Sky, Rodney falls for her while charging towards her, Costing his team the challeng.

"Mo Monkey Mo Problems'" is pretty much the same only when Maskwak brings Chris the bear, it attacks him, Maskwak only agrees to help him if he allows Ella to sing again, which he agrees. Ella sings to the bear but a bug flies into her throat, causing her to sing a song that makes the bear throw up the monkey and the monkey to throw up the coin, which flies straight into the vending machine (stupid I know and don't worry, the bug is not harmed) during the elimination ceremony, Chris states that Max would've been eliminated if it wasn't for Ella singing

Sky: But you promised you would let her sing!

Chris: What can I say, I lie a lot!

Shawn: I don't he'll like that

Chris: Who are you talking about?

Chris looks behind him to see the bear cracking his knuckles/paws, Chris then grabs Max, rushes over to the cannon, and fires the Evil Genius

"This is the Pits!" Is also pretty much the same, only Dave and Scarlett are seperated together and bond. Samey has a thing for Topher, but she falls out of love for him when she and Jasmine spend more time with him in the caves. Dave and Scarlett complete the challenge correctly, since they're both on seperate teams, both teams lose, during the elimination ceremony, Chris reveals that an old contestant will join her old team, Amy. Scarlett says to Dave that the time they spent together was pleasurable and gives him a peck on the cheek, Shawn gives him a thumbs up, Ella covers her mouth in shock while Sky grates her teeth, then runs away to belch offscreen

"Three Zones and a Baby" Is also also pretty much the same, only with Sky bitterly watching Dave and Scarlett flirting and more "sentimental family moments" between the twins

After the challenge of "Hurl & Go Seek" while the rest of the contestants are getting their stomachs pumped, Ella (who didn't drink the Chuggy Chunks due to being a vegetarian) tells Sky (who got her stomach pumped first) that she should wish Scarlett the very best with Dave, Scarlett then appears (her stomach got pumped second) Ella then leaps off to give them some time to chat, Sky (taking Ella's advice) tells Scarlett (while they are alone) that she's happy for the two of them, Scarlett then shows her true colors and tells Sky that she's only manipulating him, Sky goes ballistic and jumps her. Unfortunately, Dave (who just got his stomach pumped) sees this and Scarlett plays the victim card. Dave tells the others and Sky becomes cannon food

Amy gets eliminated again thanks to her sister

Jasmine gets eliminated thanks to Scarlett

Dave gets eliminated thanks to Scarlett, when he is about to be fired, Scarlett tells him the truth (Dave reacts in the way you'd expect him to react)

Ella gets eliminated thanks to Scarlett

While Shawn and Samey are sleeping, Scarlett finds the Islands' controls and takes over. Chris' forces Shawn and Samey to stop her (whoever stops her gets the million) Samey picks Jasmine while Shawn picks Dave.

Samey's ending: Samey and Jasmine find Scarlett, Samey and Scarlett have a generic fight ("AMY PUTS UP MORE OF A FIGHT!") Samey stops the self-destruct countdown and Scarlett is restrained by Jasmine ("MR. WHISKERS PUTS UP MORE OF A FIGHT!")

Shawn's ending: Shawn and Dave find Scarlett, Scarlett attacks Shawn and bites him in the process, causing him to curl up in the fetal position, Dave then clutches onto her leg and begs her to take him back, distracting her enough so Shawn can snap out of it and stop the self-destruct countdown

Scarlett's ending: Samey, Jasmine, Shawn and Dave find the control room at the same time, Scarlett then asks who will get the million, Samey says she and Shawn will split it, Shawn says he needs the whole million for his zombie-proof bunker. While Samey, Jasmine and Shawn are arguing, Dave then clutches onto Scarlett's leg and begs her to take him back, Scarlett tells him she will, if he removes the other three contestants. Dave then pushes the other three contestants into the escape pod. Scarlett then fires the escape pod and turns off the self-destruct countdown. After finding the escape pod, Chris states with relief "At least this ending will get the least votes"

Now for the next season

Sky finds out that during the gap between seasons, Dave and Samey have become a couple. At first she says she's okay with this, but slowly becomes more jealous and antagonstic as the season goes on, but thankfully, she realises the error of her ways and makes it to the final two (alongside Max)

So what do you guys think? stupid or really stupid