User:Rainbowderp01/3:10 to Crazytown (Transcript)

Chris: People have always been drawn to the beauty of the sea.

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Chris: [laughs] But that's not where we were last time! Lindsay's surfing adventure turned trailer park when a twister ruined her fun. And DJ was stripped bare. [chuckles] Nice pecs, dude. Thanks to Duncan's gnarly moves, the Gaffers won the first challenge. Meanwhile, Trent drove everyone nutso with his obsessive "nine of everything". While Beth won over her teammates with her intricately woven friendship. Though the Taj Ma-Harold was cool, the next challenge went to the Grips with their Casa dos Gwen. Tied at one apiece, the Gaffers were crowned the watusi winners when Trent "accidentally" twisted an ankle. And Leshawna got down, scoring them a Hawaiian-style luau. With only eleven left, maybe the Grips will stand a chance this week. Find out next on Total. Drama. Action!

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Harold: Too hot... to do... anything! Ugh! [confessional] My mad skills are leeching out of me. I can feel it. My mojo isn't sweat proof.

Justin: Can't you fan any faster?

Owen: [panting] You're hot. But I'm hotter. [laughs weakly]