User blog:Elodge/The Ridonculous Race My way


 * Note: Alright guys so this is not about my favourite teams, I will post another page about that. This is how I think it should have gone, guys do not get mad about who I eliminate, you can see what teams I despise and like in another page.


 * Second Note: Also, since that all eliminations are automatic, When a team is eliminated and I show “This team is eliminated in an episode gallery, I won’t add a “Reason for being Eliminated” section.

None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1

 * Note: All flights are going to be the same, however, The Ice Dancers still won, and the Tennis Rivals got last, being the last team in the third flight.

None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 2

 * 1st: Best Friends -  Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Daters - Unchanged, One higher ranking I don’t really think the Tennis Rivals managed to catch up so fast to the 1st flight.
 * 5th: Reality TV Pros - Owen easily finished the stew as he could eat anything. This gave them a good advantage, they were passed due to Owen’s weight smothering the camel. Them being on the first flight also guaranteed them a high placing.
 * 6th: Geniuses - They would have beaten Owen and Noah but they started doing lord knows what (Maths Related experiments on the stew blah blah blah).
 * 7th: Sisters - Even when Kitty’s motivation annoyed Emma, they still managed to finish in the top 8 and as the second team from the second flight.
 * 8th: Fashion Bloggers - Unchanged, except in this version they beat the Rockers
 * 9th: Rockers - Unchanged Ranking, except for the fact they were beaten by Jen and Tom.
 * 10th: Surfer Dudes - Since Brody had an “iron stomach” they could easily catch up to the others. The only thing holding them back is because they were on flight 3.
 * 11th: Adversity Twins - Unchanged.
 * 12th: Goths - Unchanged.
 * 13th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 14th: Tennis Rivals - Unchanged, they were really slow, but due to the down fall of the other teams, they still managed to finish in a decent place.
 * 15th: Stepbrothers - Unchanged.
 * 16th: Vegans - Unchanged.
 * 17th: Father and Son - Unchanged.
 * 18th: LARPers - Unchanged.


 * Comment: I decided to spare them because Leonard was the first person eliminated in Pahkitew Island My Way, also so that the title would also make sense, but then I realised they had nothing worth staying in the race for.

French is an Eiffel Language

 * 1st: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Best Friends - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Goths - Since that they were a big fan of the catacombs, it encouraged them to go on through the challenge more easily.
 * 6th: Adversity Twins - Because Of their lactose intolerance, it helped them locate the cheese faster.
 * 7th: Daters - Unchanged.
 * 8th: Sisters - I wouldn’t see them having any troubles here.
 * 9th: Geniuses - Unchanged.
 * 10th: Stepbrothers - They weren’t the best, nor the worst.
 * 11th: Father and Son - They redeemed themselves after a terrible finish last round.
 * 12th: Fashion Bloggers - They had a flat tire and a hard time trying to manage carrying the shopping on trying to carry the shopping on the cheese.
 * 13th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 14th: Vegans - Unchanged.
 * 15th: Rockers - Unchanged.
 * 16th: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 17th: Tennis Rivals - Unchanged.


 * Comment: I’m actually going to allow the rivals to return, because I could see potential in them for future episodes.

Mediterranean Homesick Blues

 * 1st: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Father and Son - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Fashion Bloggers - Unchanged.
 * 6th: Goths - Unchanged.
 * 7th: Stepbrothers - Unchanged.
 * 8th: Daters - Unchanged.
 * 9th: Sisters - Unchanged.
 * 10th: Adversity Twins - Unchanged, however they were slightly higher ranked.
 * 11th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 12th: Rockers - Unchanged.
 * 13th: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged, except that Brody’s jolts actually managed to beat the best friends.
 * 14th: Best Friends - Unchanged.
 * 15th: Vegans - Miles had more problems with the Shark, even trying to heal it.
 * 16th: Geniuses - Unchanged.


 * Comment: I don’t see any reason to drag them further, might as well eliminate them here.

Bjorken Telephone

 * Note:  This episode is a non elimination, thanks to 3 consecutive eliminations.


 * 1st: Goths - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Ice Dancers - Unchanged, except the Bloggers had to have only a two minute penalty thanks to the travel tip giver. However, they still didn’t technically do the challenge right.
 * 3rd: Fashion Bloggers - Mentioned Above.
 * 4th: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged.
 * 6th: Daters - Unchanged.
 * 7th: Best Friends - Unchanged.
 * 8th: Stepbrothers - They started to bond without knowing it, and worked well together.
 * 9th: Police Cadets - Her aggressiveness slowed them down with the fossil challenge, however, they still finished in a decent place.
 * 10th: Adversity Twins - Unchanged.
 * 11th: Sisters - Unchanged, except Emma working on her own slowed them down.
 * 12th: Father and Son - Since they remained in last place for most of the episode, the fossil situation actually happened way later, giving the Rockers and Mother and Daughter a bigger lead over the Vegans.
 * 13th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 14th: Rockers - Unchanged, except they had a way bigger lead over the Vegans.
 * 15th: Vegans - Unchanged.



Brazilian Pain Forest

 * Note: As I mentioned before, Gerry and Pete were gonna return, so now is the time. :)




 * 1st: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Goths - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged, except they are a place higher.
 * 4th: Fashion Bloggers - Since their plane didn’t break down, they were ahead for most of the episode. And they easily past the costume section.
 * 5th: Best Friends - Had no toubles this episode.
 * 6th: Daters - Unchanged, and they were still faster than the Pros in this version.
 * 7th: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged, they were still the last team of their flight, but had a lead over the 2nd Flight.
 * 8th/9th: Adversity Twins and Sisters - Thanks to their short unofficial alliance helped them get to the chillzone faster.
 * 10th: Father and Son - They made up for their flaws last episode and this episode and break ahead of most of the teams from their flight.
 * 11th: Mother and Daughter - Thi challenge wasn’t hard for them, and they worked very well together.
 * 12th: Police and Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 13th: Tennis Rivals - They were behind, but took advantage of the teams that had problems.
 * 14th: Stepbrothers - They argued about who should fly it, but still were bonding.
 * 15th: Rockers - Unchanged.
 * 16th: Vegans - Unchanged.

A Tisket, a Casket, I'm Gonna Blow a Gasket

 * 1st: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Sisters - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Stepbrothers - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 6th: Goths - In this version they actually finished the challenge way beforehand and only had to wait a 10 minute penalty.
 * 7th: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 8th: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged.
 * 9th: Rockers - Unchanged.
 * 10th: Father and Son - Unchanged.
 * 11th: Best Friends - Unchanged.
 * 12th: Adversity Twins - Unchanged.
 * 13th: Tennis Rivals - They struggled with the gymnastics, but had a big lead over the last two teams, who had mor troubles.
 * 14th: Daters - Unchanged.
 * 15th: Fashion Bloggers - Unchanged.


 * Comment: I loved this team so much and they were one of my favourites, but I actually thought they deserved to go home this episode because of the way they acted.

Hawaiian Honeyruin

 * 1st: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged.
 * 2nd: Best Friends - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Sisters - Unchanged.
 * 6th: Rockers - They had no troubles during the challenge and even though Rock wore the skirt the wring way, Don let it slide.
 * 7th: Father and Son - Unchanged.
 * 8th: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 9th: Adversity Twins - Unchanged.
 * 10th: Goths - Unchanged.
 * 11th: Stepbrothers - They took ages to figure out who would wear the skit, but they still managed to get not last place.
 * 12th: Mother and Daughter - Unchanged.
 * 13th: Tennis Rivals - They had trouble swimming, because of their old age, but they do the marriage challenge just fine.
 * 14th: Daters - Unchanged.



Hello and Dubai

 * 1st: Sisters - Unchanged.
 * <font color="Silver">2nd: Reality TV Pros - Unchanged.
 * 3rd: Adversity Twins - Unchanged.
 * 4th: Ice Dancers - Unchanged.
 * 5th: Tennis Rivals - Even though they were retired from tennis, they still managed to do great at the serve challenge.
 * 6th: Goths - They a ed broth challenges with ease.
 * 7th: Rockers - They were slow in the Serve challenge. However, since that they were on the first flight, they had a lead over the teams on the second flight.
 * 8th: Police Cadets - Unchanged.
 * 9th: Surfer Dudes - Unchanged.
 * 10th: Father and Son - Dwayne wanted to look like a good father in front of Kelly, so he slowed them both down, still having a decent finish.

10th: Stephrothers: Unchanged

11th: Rockers: Unchanged

12th: Best Friends: Unchanged

13th: Goths: They didn’t enjoy either of the challenges and the other teams were faster than them.

Eliminated (14th): Mother and Daughter: Unchanged.

New Bejinging
1st: Reality Tv Pros: Unchanged, Except they came in first place because I feel like the Haters didn’t deserve it.

2nd: Sisters: Unchanged

3rd: Goths: Crimson could easily hold in her puke for them to go from last place to 3rd.

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

5th: Police Cadets: Unchanged.

6th: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged.

7th: Haters: Unchanged. What makes you think they deserved first place in China? They argued and lacked teamwork, so I honestly think they deserve this ranking.

8th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

9th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

10th: Best Friends: Unchanged

11th: Father and Son: Unchanged

12th: Rockers: Unchanged

Eliminated (13th) (Again): Tennis Rivals: Gerry had trouble pulling the rickshaw and they took so long, by the time they arrived, the rocker’s plenalty had just ended.



I love Ridonic & Roll
1st: Rockers: Unchanged.

2nd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Their lovely nature attitude allowed them to work their way up into the top 3.

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged.

5th: Sisters: Unchanged

6th: Father and Son: Junior had a lot of fun Rocking out.

7th: Stepbrothers: Lorenzo also had a lot of fun.

8th: Best Friends: Unchanged reason, Changed Ranking.

9th: Haters: They argued about how Ryan should perform and Stephanie distracted him he kept failing.

10th: Reality TV Pros: Since the Goths left and eventually came back, it actually gave them time to perform.

11th: Goths: Unchanged.

Eliminated (12th): Adversity Twins: Unchanged



My Way or Zimbabwe
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Since the Cadets ran for 45 minutes, it look them ages to tire the Rhino.

2nd: Sisters: Kitty is an expert selfie taker so she took excellent selfies.

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Thanks to their alliance, Emma and Kitty helped Owen with the “selfie process”

4th: Best Friends: Unchanged

5th: Haters: Except for the fact that Stephanie hit Ryan with an oar, it took longer for her to find him.

6th: Police Cadets: 45 minutes of running slowed them down.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Goths: Unchanged

9th: Rockers: Unchanged

10th: Father and Son: Unchanged

11th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged



The Shawshank Ridonc-tion
NON ELIMINATION 

First 3 teams to arrive get a phone call.

1st: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, Except they won.

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged, Except the Stepbrothers beat them.

3rd: Father and Son: Unchanged.

4th: Sisters:Unchanged.

5th: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged.

6th: Haters: Unchanged.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Being very hyper allowed them to break out of prison very fast.

8th: Goths: Unchanged

9th: Rockers: Same here, they remained in last place until the Ice Dancers’s and Cadets’s Downfall.

10th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

11th: Police Cadets: Unchanged



Down and Outback
1st: Goths: The Ice Dancers were penalised.

2nd: Reality TV Pros: In ArtDraw12’s case, Owen’s noxious fumes knocked out the rabbits and the albino.

3rd: Haters: Their rabbits gave birth, and the Ice Dancers were penalised, but they argued so the pros were faster than them.

4th: Sisters: Since that Owen knocked out the albino, Noah said they should give it to the sisters, they are in an alliance after all.

5th: Ice Dancers: Penalised for stealing the Surfer Dudes’s Rabbits. And they got so mad that... I don’t even wanna say.

6th: Father and Son: Worked well together.

7th: Best Friends: Unchanged

8th: Surfer Dudes: Since the Ice Dancers’s Rabbits didn’t count, the Surfer Dudes found their rabbits.

9th: Police Cadets: They finished right behind the Surfer Dudes like in Canon.

Eliminated (10th): Stepbrothers: They Beat the Rockers due to the Avalanche.

Eliminated (11th): Rockers: They fell into last place due to the avalanche.

Maori or Less
NON ELIMINATION ROUND

1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged

3rd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

4th: Surfer Dudes: They enjoyed bungee jumping, they finished in 4th.

5th: Goths: Unchanged, except the Surfer Dudes beat then.

6th: Haters: Same here

7th: Reality TV Pros: Except for becoming sad, Noah became super mad that Emma dumped him.

8th: Father and Son: Dwayne’s Cool attitude cause them to fall behind.

9th: Sisters: After suddenly being passed, Emma felt horrible and thought it wasn’t worth winning if she was the cause of Noah’s depression.



Little Bull on the Prairie
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged.

2nd: Haters: Unchanged.

3rd: Best Friends: Unchanged.

4th: Reality TV Pros: Noah was angry, so he tried to nail both challanges.

5th: Police Cadets: Unchanged.

6th: Goths: Unchanged, except the pros and the cadets beat them.

7th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

8th: Sisters: Emma wanted to talk to Noah but he was still mad at Emma.

9th: Father and Son: I thought they wouldn’t be eliminated becaus I thought don said a non elimination round, so why not spear them.

Lord of the Ring Toss
1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

3rd: Sisters: Unchanged

4th: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

5th: Father and Son: They had luck in the end.

6th: Best Friends: Devin’s Rockbottom slowed them down.

7th: Goths: Unchanged, Rank lower.

8th: Police Cadets: Unchanged

Eliminated (9th): Daters: Unchanged, Except they got back together in this episode since they were eliminated in my version. I thought they would have gotten back together in this episode so yeah.



Got Venom
1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Sisters  Since That Noah had feelings for her, the Pros kept up with the Sisters and since the Sisters did well at this challenge, I thought that Emma would have wanted to get away from Noah so she would be distracted, making the Sisters faster, lol, this would be funny to watch on TV. XD

3rd: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

4th: Father and Son: Luck.

5th: Best Friends: Unchanged

6th: Ice Dancers: In this Version Loki didn’t want any teams cheating so he threw away the drool making it harder for the Dancers.

7th: Police Cadets: They managed to out run the Surfer Dudes. Just like in the real version, only because Geoff and Brody let the Cadets pass them despite knowing they were in last place.

Sorry Geoff and Brody, I liked you guys a lot but...

Eliminated (8th): Surfer Dudes: They were outran by the Cadets.



Dude Buggies
1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Police Cadets:

3rd: Sisters: Thanks to their alliance, the Sisters and Reality TV Pros teamed again, it took Noah to stop Kitty and McArther from fighting like he did in Episode 5.

4th: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

5th: Father and Son: Even More luck.

6th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

 7th: Best Friends: Unchanged.



El Bunny Supremo
1st: Police Cadets: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: The Ice Dancers got a penalty and the Sisters let them finish first.

3rd: Sisters: REASON ABOVE

4th: Ice Dancers: The Pros, Sisters and Cadets got there before them because of their penalty, But they had a lead over the remaining teams.

5th: Best Friends: Unchanged, and since Stephanie and Ryan are already out, they didn’t tie with any other team.

6th: Father and Son: Knowing Dwayne, he’d never be good with spices, since it caused him to go temporarily blind in the first leg. However

Eliminated (7th): Goths: Unchanged. I really liked this pair. But I kept their elimination.

Ca-Noodling
TEAMS:

SISTERS, REALITY TV PROS AND BEST FRIENDS

FATHER AND SON, CADETS AND ICE DANCERS

1st/2nd/3rd: Father and Son: They formed a group with Cadets and the Ice Dancers and won the zipper ticket.

1st/2nd/3rd: Police Cadets: REASON ABOVE

1st/2nd/3rd: Ice Dancers: REASON ABOVE

4th: Sisters: The Sisters and Reality TV Pros got the signal from the Best Friends and overtook them.

5th: Reality TV Pros: REASON ABOVE

Eliminated (6th): Best Friends: Despite finding the tip first, Devin used the signal, and the Sisters and Pros used it to their advantage. Since this was only a 3 team challenge. Don let the Best Friends pick a team to return. And they chose the Surfer Dudes.



How Deep is your love?
NONE ELIMINATION 



1st: Reality TV Pros: There is no way the Ice Dancers could still get first in a 30 minute penalty. Owen decided to take a break from Emma and Kitty and they won due to the Ice Dancers’ Penalty.

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged, except the penalty caused the pros to pass them.

3rd: Surfer Dudes: They were happier than ever to be back and used that enthusiasm to complete the challenges with ease.

4th: Father and Son: Unchanged.

5th: Sisters: Unchanged

6th: Police Cadets: Unchanged



Darjeel With it
1st: Sisters: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Since they were in an alliance, they helped each other get to the front of the train.

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Because Of their lack of brains, they followed the Pros and Sisters.

4th: Police Cadets: Unchanged, except the Pros finished with the Sisters and the Surfer Dudes best them for once.

5th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged.

Eliminated (6th): Father and Son: The Ice Dancers, as usual survived their penalty, but they left with a positive attitude.



Last Tango In Buenos Aires
1st: Police Cadets: Since that the Dancers sabotaged the Sisters, the Cadets had an easy win.

2nd: Reality TV Pros: They tried to find the Sisters, but Owen suggested they checked in first.

3rd: Ice Dancers: Their Penalty slowed them down, but they stil got 3rd.

4th: Sisters: Unchanged.

Eliminated (Again) (5th) Surfer Dudes: They wanted to save a team they actually liked, and they didn’t want the Sister to be eliminated due sabotage, so the Surfers cost them their own game once again to save another team.





Bahamarama
1st: Police Cadets: Since they had a lead over the Sisters, and were slightly faster than Owen and Noah, the Cadets won this leg.

2nd: Reality Tv Pros: They split up with the Sisters because since it’s the semi finals, Both team agreed to go solo from now on. This caused Noah to be as focused than ever, and since he did the botch, Owen and Noah were barely beaten out by the Cadets.

3rd: Sisters: Kitty had problems but made up for it, just like canon.

Eliminated (4th): Ice Dancers: Their ultimate Karma marks this leg. Jacques had enough of Josee and did not care when she was drowning...JK. He realised he cared about her and she’d be an irreplaceable partner. So Josee got retrieved by Jacques, automatically eliminating the pair since that they would have had a penalty.



A Million ways to lose A Million Dollars
1st/2nd: Reality TV Pros: Noah was more enthusiastic than ever because at the start of this season he hoped to not lose this season. Resulting in the Reality TV Pros Victory. Emma and Noah become a couple.

1st/2nd: Sisters: Emma distracted Noah, causing the Sisters to win and that Noah and Emma officially become a couple.

Eliminated (3rd): Police Cadets: Since the Reality TV Pros and the Sisters were very close teams, they outlasted the Cadets.







Rankings

 * 1st/2nd - Noah and Owen  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 1st/2nd - Emma and Kitty  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 3rd - MacArthur and Sanders  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Million Ways to Lose a Million Dollars)
 * 4th - Jacques and Josee  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Bahamarama)
 * 5th - Brody and Geoff  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Got Venom and from How Deep is Your Love to Last Tango in Buenos Aires)
 * 6th - Dwayne and Junior  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Darjeel With It)
 * 7th - Carrie and Devin  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Ca-Noodling)
 * 8th - Crimson and Ennui  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to El Bunny Supremo)
 * 9th - Ryan and Stephanie  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Lord of the Ring Toss)
 * 10th - Chet and Lorenzo  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Down and Outback)
 * 11th - Rock and Spud  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Down and Outback)
 * 12th - Jay and Mickey  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to I Love Ridonc & Roll)
 * 13th - Gerry and Pete  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to French is an Eiffel Language and from Brazilian Pain Forest to New Beijinging)
 * 14th - Kelly and Taylor  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Hello and Dubai)
 * 15th - Jen and Tom  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to A Tisket, a Casket, I'm Gonna Blow a Gasket)
 * 16th - Laurie and Miles  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Brazilian Pain Forest)
 * 17th - Ellody and Mary  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to Mediterranean Homesick Blues)
 * 18th - Leonard and Tammy  from (None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 1 to None Down, Eighteen to Go - Part 2)