Noah

Noah, labeled The Schemer, was a camper on Total Drama Island on the Screaming Gophers team. He is currently unqualified to compete in Total Drama Action.

Biography
Like Heather, Noah seems to have a superiority complex and looks down on others. He harbors a dislike towards LeShawna for calling him a disrespectful turkey when he was voted off (something he did not enjoy hearing from her). However, in Haut Camp-ture, he admitted that he preferred LeShawna over Gwen, Owen, and Duncan because of her ingenious strategy of locking Heather in the freezer in If You Can't Take The Heat.... He cheered for Owen in the final episode, though not necessarily because Noah likes Owen.

In the episode "Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island!" he teams up with with Izzy and Eva, more-or-less being civil with them most of the time (but admits in the Confessional stall that he finds Izzy to be off-kilter. He is somewhat sadistic, a trait most prominently shown in Haut Camp-Ture. He still showed this trait when Duncan was reeling in pain from a sprained ankle after Courtney abandoned him; Noah stood there and insulted Duncan to his face, thinking he was too helpless to retaliate, but Noah underestimated him and lost his pants as a result. He also did not hesitate to scold Eva for falling for Justin's charms when they were in possession of the case. It is possible that Noah has played a part in helping Eva with her anger management, as he reminded her that crushing Justin's skull was a step too far. Eva accepted Noah's scolding as constructive criticism, rather than responding with rage as she normally would have in the past. At the end of the episode, he and Eva dump water and a fish on Justin, who had just obtained the million-dollar case from Lindsay. Izzy then runs in and steals the case while Justin is distracted, but Noah and Eva do not have enough time to run to the dock and land in the lake to tie with the other campers, so he will not participate in Total Drama Action, but might possibly return as a spectator. Noah has a distinct dislike for Justin. This feud seems to have originated when Justin voted off Noah and later escalated during their stay in Playa Des Losers, possibly because of the characters' clashing personalities. The feud is shown in the special, when Noah calls Justin the "anti-me".

In The Big Sleep, he accidentally kissed Cody on the ear in his sleep (an event that the other campers have constantly teased him about). He refuses to comment about the incident, and frequently denies that it ever happened until he was proved wrong. In the same episode Noah is seen running in first place at the 20k run, however, he later passes out due to lack of air and has to be rescued by Owen. Noah might not have fully passed out, because when the Gophers won the race, he is suddenly revived and cheers with his team.

Audition tape
thumb|260px|left|Noah's audition tape. In his audition, Noah is congratulated by a friend, Joey, for making class president. Then he says that he is smart and that would be how he will come out on top.

Camp TV
Noah (along with Izzy, Courtney, and Heather) was one of the few campers to not appear in Camp TV. However, his current design bears some resemblance to Ezekiel's original design, meaning his role was likely merged with Ezekiel's.

Trivia

 * Noah will not appear in Total Drama Action as a competitor, but will still appear in some way or form; most likely a spectator/commentator.
 * He demonstrates his enjoyment to see other people fight in Not So Happy Campers - Part 2 when seeing LeShawna fight with Heather about jumping off the cliff and later on in Haut Camp-ture when Harold and Courtney get into a slap fight and fall into the pool; Noah exclaims "Excellent!".
 * It is interesting to note that Harold is the only camper who goes out of his way to attempt to befriend Noah (though Noah denies him). While Heather compliments him in the Confessional stall in later episodes, it is more likely that she was merely trying to manipulate him (and the other losers) to vote for her to win.
 * Noah states in Haut Camp-ture that he has a Golden Labrador dog which "drools less over a rib-eye steak than Courtney drools over Duncan".
 * A recurring gag in the show is for Noah to get hit in the head with something after sarcastically insulting another camper.
 * Dodgebrawl: Noah is hit in the face with a dodgeball after cheering "Go, team, go" with no enthusiasm whatsoever when his team is losing the challenge. In the same episode, he is pelted with Marshmallows, some of which hit his face, after saying he's "the only one with any brains on this team".
 * Haut Camp-ture: Courtney throws her drinking glass at his head after he tells her to stop whining about being kicked off the show.
 * Noah's dark-complected skin has raised several questions as to what country his family line originated from. One theory is that he is of Native American descent or of Indian descent, but this has not been proven.
 * Noah quoted the infamous "Excellent!" from Mr. Burns of The Simpsons.
 * It is stated that most of the campers hate Noah; especially Justin, LeShawna, Duncan, and Gwen, yet Katie and Sadie do not. For characters such as Tyler, DJ, or anyone else who was not on Noah's team, with the exception of Duncan and Harold, it is unknown if they have any opinion of him since they do not interact with him throughout the entire series.
 * It is revealed in the special that Noah wears boxers.
 * Noah has a girlish shriek when scared, as revealed in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island. It is similar to Harold's girlish scream in Dodgebrawl.
 * In Dodgebrawl, Chris says, "The first rule of dodgeball is-" to which Noah says, "Do not talk about dodgeball?"; a direct reference to the famous Fight Club line.
 * Noah is the only camper not seen jumping off the cliff, though he did do so as he is shown with Trent in the water in the safe zone.
 * Noah is the only camper that possibly failed to complete the entire 20 kilometer run in The Big Sleep as Owen was seen carrying him to the finish.
 * Noah is said to be the smallest (possibly youngest) of nine siblings (including himself).