User:Artich0ker



=Things to know about me, because if you dont know them, you will die!= At last I put important information XD I'm a big fan of Total Drama, but my great passion is video games. My favorite video game character is Crash Bandicoot (as you might have guessed, ;D) Remember, I´m Chilean (LA) so dont scold me if I commit any grammatical mistake.

See my Art: http://master-0f-disaster.deviantart.com/

My videos (they are in Spanish, so better not to do ¬¬)http://www.youtube.com/user/tiniracoon

By any chance, Do I have a Bandicoot on my back? 21:35, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

Arti at the speed of light! 00:37, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

=But speaking of Total Drama, here is my ranking=


 * 512.895.128.957.816.276.125.718.745.192) Duncan: I'm sorry, but someone who has appeared in every single episode of the first two seasons will definitely alter the nerves. Moreover, he caused many eliminations that caused me much pain ToT. If he comes to replace Noah in TDWT, I'll kill him with my own hands! D:<... ok i am going to kill him! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH.
 * 23) Courtney: Until today I feel she had to be the first eliminated, and not the poor Ezekiel. Furthermore, only because she was a stray TDI does not mean she arive to haunt everyone in TDA ¬¬


 * 22) LeShawna: I feel much pain at having to put Lefonda in this position. But I have to do justice. she was in my Top 5, but the way he treated Izzy in Walk Like a bla bla bla (part 1 ;D), and the beating she gave to Heather in Slap Slap Revolution made her down. I'll never forgive you, LEQUISHA! What you did to Heather is unforgivable, she wanted to protect you! She is now a fat and vulgar sister.
 * 21) Bridgette: Although it sounds strange, Eva was right, she is a Ms. backstabbing Traitor. First she betrayed Gwen in the final choosing Owen´s side. Second, she cruelly accused Gwen in The Aftermath: I and treated her badly in "The Aftermath II." And to top it off, she rejected Noah in "Anything yuk .. bla bla bla" (as if she get pregnant if Noah touch her ¬¬). A shame, she really liked me ;(
 * 20) Geoff: His low intelligence is funny, but I am against bullying, the things he did in If You Can't Take The Heat... and Basic Straining were not funny at all. TDA made him a jerk and apparently no further progress, will remain as host, sorry dude.
 * 19) Katie: She doesnt dislike me, it's just she has had so little time in competition that the only image of her we see is a hollow and pink girl.
 * 18) Alejandro: He is smart, but the problem is that he lacks reason for being, he is evil without reason, a guy just appeared who takes a evil facade instantly, is not very convincing.
 * 17) Sadie: Like Katie, with the difference that her small and useless additional remained on the island left us with the feeling that there is something more about Sadie (stupid Courtney ¬¬).
 * 16) DJ: For me, Dj was never more than a joke, the contrast was not to my liking; a huge, muscular guy with the heart of an old woman, is a much repeated cartoon cliché ¬¬. To me he had worst reputation in TDA, I was so glad when he was gone in The Sand Witch Project Now he is crying all day in TDWT, the boy just feel sorry and just wants to go home to drink milk with his mom.
 * 15) Eva: More than a character, Eva is just a filler character with which we can laugh for a while, a tantrum and everyone writhing on the floor for laughing so much. She has much potential, because of an MP3, is lost forever ;(
 * 14) Owen: When I saw the first episode of TDI immediately thought that Owen would be the first eliminated, of course, Killer Bass defeats would not allow it. Then I realized The Scremaming Gophers really love to smell Owen´s farts, otherwise I do not understand how this Lunchbox could go so far. Much I hated his return in TDA, now he sympathizes me a little, but only slightly.
 * 13) Justin: I love his vanity, the only problem is that he is a villain of poor quality.
 * 12) Beth: She is so insignificant that was entirely unnoticed in TDA, she was never a threat to others, so they ignored her and was able to reach the final, jajaja.
 * 11) Tyler: So funny, energetic, right in the middle, I have almost nothing good or bad to say :D.
 * 10) Trent: Very friendly, but he really ruined in TDA, well, that's what happens when you have the bad idea to hear what comes out from Owen´s muzzle.
 * 9) Ezekiel: So underestimated, ignored and despised, but always persevering, this guy has a will of iron, definitely has everything to be a winner, with the exception of intelligence.
 * 8) Cody: Is a real calamity magnet, a mini man looking for women. Fortunately not a pervert ... I guess :/
 * 7) Gwen: She is pure heart, but unfortunately has been ruined over time. Hopefully TDWT can return her a little fame, but without Trent this look a little harder.
 * 6) Sierra: OMG! A real parody of crazy Cody fans who create blogs and things like that, definitely the most genuine character and close to the reality of all, unfortunately she becomes a quite annoying.
 * 5) Lindsay: Beauty and fun in one place. It is best to have a sweet scent that makes it impossible not to loveher.
 * 4) Harold: When he caused Courtney´s elimination in TDI, I knew this guy will be one of my favorites. TDA was definitely his golden season.
 * 3) Izzy: LOCO POR BOOM BOOM!! but lately has been a little... insane (more than normal).
 * 2) Heather: Ignore their little sins of TDI, TDA is the important, for me, her golden season. Her elimination was, without doubt, the most unfair in the history of the eliminations. (Who would say, we cried Heather elimination, when in TDI we wanted to kill her XD)


 * 1) Noah: He has the incredible ability to make each of his quotes as memorable. His time to shine was the special of TDI, which we discovered that only someone with guts would be able to tame a beast like Eva. I love the friendship he has with Owen, Izzy and the just mentioned monster. Hi is gone... ;( im going to miss him... TCIRRRRstoopid lost his most valuable member, along with Izzy :(

Criticism of episodes (not a ranking, not right now until I heal of the laziness XD)

 * Super Fun Happy and bla bla bla Japan: Can someone please explain something? Where are the Japanese? Pandas? Samurais? Disturbing commercial? I'm sure this episode would be banned in Japan for insulting the culture.


 * The Amaz... asdf bla bla bla... Race 'Boooriiing!!!!


 * Greece's Pieces and bla bla bla: Math equation: No Noah + Duncan in game = Disgust raised to infinity


 * Anything Yukon Do, I Can say bla bla bla: Straight to the point, Bridgette upsets me. But her elimination gave me a little bit of pity. Alejandro is an idiot and deserves to die. Nidgette was a real surprise O_o


 * Walk Like A Moron: Part 1: First Episode! YEAH!! Seeing old friends (Noah, Tyler, Cody, and Ezekiel), everybody singing Come Drink With Us, but best of all .... ADIOS DUNCAN!! TE VERE EN EL INFIERNO!!!
 * Walk Like A Moron: Part 2: Zeke is the first eliminated again... that was sad, the poor guy just wanted to prove he was not the klutz that everyone believes he is.


 * The Z-Files (and bla bla bla): One word: WEIRD


 * Jamaica Me Spicy: A summer episode, a real disgrace that Izzy left the game, but what was tragic was the end of I x O
 * Bla Bla Revolution: In this episode, Owen broke through the barrier of the nastiness. Nizzy moment was funny XD. You will all remember this as the day you ALMOST captured Captain Jack Sparrow!!! LeShawna ceased to be one of my favorites!


 * Can't Help Farting In Louvre: Still holding the tantrums of Sierra, the episode was very good, shame what happened to Lindsay... Another undeserved victory for Team Amazon


 * Broadway, Stinky Baby!: If I had seen the segment about "Cody stuck ... ... that" the episode I would have liked more more. I did not understand very well the meaning of the baby carriage.


 * Newf Kids on the Sponge: Not a very exciting episode. Although I was glad to see Team Amazon out of the game for a while, was not one of my favorites. But the song is dang catchy and Noah´s Confessional was funny, short and scarse, but really funny XD


 * I Pee London...: The great episode, not because Noah is eliminated, was the great brilliance of Noah, unfortunately we are left wanting more. The final encounter with Jack the Ripper was the most exciting scene of any episode. See Duncan return was sickening thing of all D:< And Team Amazon`s victory was incredibly unfair!!
 * Greece's Lice: Courtney was gaining popularity points because of the absence of Duncan and his beautiful friendship with Gwen ... But all that went down the drain!


 * Picnic at Hanging Pork: See Courtney triumph was one of the most sickening scenes of all. But what happened to Duncan was excellent. The most frustrating is that the guilt of Duncan, Gwen was the first member eliminated of her team once again.

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