User:DarkMaster999/Ridonculous Roleplay Audition Tape

This is DarkMaster999's Audition tapes and Confessionals for the following characters : Beardo and Chef Hatchet in order to try to participate in the Ridonculous Roleplay. Please do not copy any material posted here. All the auditions and Confessionals have the purpose of showing the directions I want to developed the characters or even the possibility of interaction with other characters in case I get selected to roleplay as any of the characters that I'm trying out.

Beardo Audition
"Sounds of music and video games can be heard on background, the camera focus in a guy at his 16 or 17 years, black hair and skin, in a room where a big DJ desk is set, lights that remember a rave and a purple wall paper decorating the room, the young man is doing sounds and trying to mix it into a music, a certain sound plays "Hey Listen" and then he decreases the volume of all the equipment to very low, after that, the man starts to talk about him"

? : Hello, the name is Beardo. Well I am pretty shy, so normally I do many sounds effects and beat boxing to express myself, it doesn't if it's from games "Do a sound effect that remember Pacman", television series "he uses his mouth to reproduce the music of the Law and Order's opening" or even if its sounds of the daily routine *Mimics the sound of a car being started and ready to be used".

Beardo : This talent of mine while I like a lot, can sometimes annoy some people that have contact with me. "At the end of that last statement he do sounds of a volcano ready to explode before continue talking, even though it's kind of a bad thing he still showing that he's fine"

Beardo : So what I want on total drama? Simple get that money to help my DJ Career using these many sound effects that I know and maybe do a friend or two while participating."His tone shows a little of confidence in what he's saying"

Beardo : So if you need someone to rock you guys..."After saying this, he does some beat boxing and finish it with a stylish Rock Riff" pick the soundboard man over here and be ready for a lot of action and maybe a little of drama of a man that probably will create some problems since I will never change my ways. *The man start doing sounds of the Mission Impossible music, more specifically the ending, after he ends it, Beardo press a button that makes a sound of a crowd's applauses and he thumbs up with both his hands to the direction of the camera, the tape ends after that*

Chef Hatchet Audition
"The tape starts showing a background, a kitchen with a dish full of dirty plates ready to be cleaned by a worker, the camera is focused in a black man with a very muscular body showing that he work out a lot, he is probably around his 30 or 35 years. The man was cleaning the dishes and started talking afterwards while doing the action"

Chef : There we go again for another day of work to try get some money to pay my bills, maybe Momma was right and I really should follow Gusteau when I had the chance and probably get a lot of green with it since I had talent “Says that with a satisfaction but showing a little of deception for this”.

Chef : Well, soon I will have return to another season of the reality show, torturing campers and maybe showing some discipline to a few of them, after all this soldier knows a lot of tricks "Laughs a little".

Chef : I really want a the competition to have some good participants this time. I don’t want any whiny and weak people who can’t do nothing by entering in this reality show, besides if they can’t do anything, WHY ONE OF THEM WOULD BE EVEN PARTICIPATING! *His face shows an angry emotion and disapproval for these kind of weakling people”

Chef : I really hope to get paid for what I do on this one "Shows a very unsatisfied tone, remembering the past times he accepted to be a co-host or even a intern in reality shows and other works that he already had done in the past" because if I’m not paid this time  “Suddenly  one of the dirty plates Chef should be cleaning is grabbed by him with a violent movement and he throws it on a nearby wall which consequently  breaks it”  I’m going to show that nobody mess with me for REAL! *Glares to the camera that is filming the tape, the little video ends right after*.