User:Rainbowderp01/Sharing is Caring (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids humming theme song]

[alarm goes off]

Chef: Okay, kids, you know what time it is!

[all cheer]

Owen: Lunch time! [chewing]

Chef: Owen, put those cookies away. It's not lunch time, it's show-and-tell time.

[splat]

Chef: [shudders] Today's show-and-tellers are Courtney and Beth. Who wants to go first?

Courtney: I would love to go fir--

Beth: Let's do it alpha-Beth-ically! This is a collection of things doctors have pulled out of my nose. There was snot too, but I didn't inclue it, because, you know, gross!

[all sigh]

Beth: But yeah, lots of schnoz-goo, mega boogers, green goblins, nose nuggets...

Chef: [retches] Time's up! Ugh... Courtney's turn.

Courtney: This... is a mint condition Extreme-o-saurus!

[all awestruck]

Announcer: It's the Extreme-o-saurus! A toy so extreme, only kids can get one! Skateboard with one! Surf with one! Skydive with one! Get one before your kids think you're lame! Warning: Extreme-o-saurus will hatch as soon as you take it out of the box.

Chef: Giant egg. Very nice.

Courtney: No. Extreme-o-saurus is an egg that hatches into your very own amazing interactive stuffy.

Bridgette: It's just like a real baby that isn't yours.

Harold: It was voted toy of the year.

Beth: Big deal. It wasn't even in your nose. [hushed] I want it so bad, even though it wasn't in her nose.

Leshawna: I asked for an Extreme-o-saurus for Christmas. Know what I got? Jack squat.

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[flashback]

[Christmas music]

Jack Squat: Hi, I'm Jack! Jack Squat! Ready, and squat! Squat! Squat!

Leshawna: Really?

[flashback ends]

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Leshawna: [shudders]

Harold: My mom got me underwear.

Owen: What's underwear?

Courtney: Ahem. My turn is not over, thank you very much. It's not just an Extreme-o-saurus. It's the limited edition one that hatches into a Dragochicken. Each one is signed and dated. Only twenty-three were produced worldwide.

Owen: Can I touch it?

Bridgette: [gasps] Wow!

Harold: [gasps]

Leshawna: I am so jelly!

Chef: I'm glad you brought in something everyone's so interested in, because today's lesson is about sharing!

Courtney: I don't like where this is going.

Chef: Courtney, can you share your toy with your friends?

Beth: Yeah! Let's hatch the chicken thingy!

Courtney: Dragochicken. And no.

Chef: Now, now, Courtney, remember the golden rule. Sharing is caring.

Bridgette and Owen: Sharing is caring!

[phone rings]

Chef: I'll be right back. Courtney, I know you'll do the right thing. Hello? A survey on house cats?! Well, I do love cats.

Leshawna: You heard Chef. Sharing is caring.

Courtney: Fine. Each of you can have three seconds to look at my Extreme-o-saurus while I hold the box.

Harold: That is not sharing.

Owen: Pretty please, can we play with it?

Courtney: No one is playing with it, Owen. Not even me.

Bridgette: But, it's a toy.

Courtney: For me, it's an investment. I can't even open the box, because it has to be in mint condition.

Duncan: Wait, that thing's worth real money?

Owen: And it's made of mint?

Courtney: If I keep it long enough, it'll be worth thousands. Maybe a kajillion!

Duncan: A kajillion bucks?!

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[thought bubble]

Duncan: This is the life, Exteme-o-saurus egg.

[boat honks]

[thought ends]

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Courtney: Anyway, when I sell it, I'll use the money to set my life plan in motion. First, I ditch this place for a school for gifted youth, then attend an ivy league college, double major in finger-painting and paper maiche, create the next toy empire, sell it for a bazillion dollars, save the whales, win an award for the documentary, and become president of the world!

Beth: Wow. I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend.

Owen: I'm going to a petting zoo.

Beth: You're gonna let people pet you all weekend?

Owen: No, the animals are th-- I'm not gonna... I hope not!

Courtney: I can't share my Extreme-o-saurus. Sorry.

Leshawna: It's okay. We understand.

Courtney: Really?

Leshawna: Sure. You can't open it, but I can! So just give it to me and I'll hatch that turkey-saurus for you!

Duncan and Leshawna: Oof!

Leshawna: Hey!

Duncan: Ow... So close.

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Chef: My favorite thing about cats? Oh, it's gotta be the cuddling. Oh, wait! No, it's the purring. Yeah...

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Beth: Oh, Courtney! What a surprise! Wanna play house with me?

Courtney: I guess that'll be okay.

Beth: Great, that's great. You stir the pasta, while I make the pie crust. Let's pretend we're roommates. Two girls trying to make it in the big city. By day, we cut sheetmetal, by night, we party and dance all--

Courtney: What are you doing? [gasps] You're trying to hatch my Extreme-o-saurus!

Beth: No, I wasn't!

Courtney: Game over.

Beth: I don't even care about your silly egg! I need to see what it does!

Duncan: Nice try. But that egg is all mine.

Beth: Yeah? Then why aren't you holding it?

Duncan: I will be. Watch and learn.

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Chef: Well, my cat, Dr. Pumpkin, loves tuna. Now, he's not a real doctor, that's just the name I gave him.

Duncan: [over PA] Attention! This is a fire drill! Drop everything and exit the daycare immediately!

Chef: Kids! There's a fire! Time to panic and get out!

Bridgette and Cody: [scream]

[fire alarm sounds]

[all screaming]

Beth: Somebody think of the children!

Owen: Forget that! Save the food!

Duncan: Now I go find where Courtney put down her egg, and become a rich boy. Ah!

Courtney: You can turn the alarm off, Duncan.

Duncan: I knew I should've just started a real fire!

Chef: Good, false alarm. Okay, kids, nap time! Go, go, go! I got an important phone call to continue!

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[all snoring]

Courtney: Eh.

Duncan: She can't stay awake forever.

Leshawna: Nope.

Courtney: Eh! Come on, Courtney, toughen up! Ah! You've said goodbye to your sippy cup! Ah! You shouldn't, ah, even need, ah, a nap anymore! [yawns]

[kids humming spy music]

Beth: Wha?

Leshawna: Merry Christmas, Leshawna.

Duncan: Ho ho ho. Ha ha ha!

Beth: Gotcha!

Duncan: Aww, come on.

Leshawna: Hey! Sharing is caring!

Courtney: [gasps] Oh, you're still here. [gasps] My Extreme-o-saurus!

[beep]

Beth: [panting] Whoa!

[smack]

Chef: Yes, my cat is definitely afraid of cucumbers! And no, he can't play the piano, not without sheet music.

Duncan: A trip wire? Oh please. Ah!

Leshawna: Ha! The trip wire was just a distraction! Oof! Sharing is... get back here!

[kids hum spy music]

Bridgette: One lump or two?

Owen: No lumps, please. Just eight sugars.

Courtney: Hide me! They're coming for my egg!

Beth: Where is she? Where's Courtney?!

Owen: She definitely, absolutely not hiding under the table, that's for sure.

Courtney: Owen!

Owen: Those words were a bad choice, but I think I got away with--

[teapot breaks]

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [talking over each other]

Bridgette: I believe that friends should share with friends! But the decision to share or not has to come from the heart. So, Courtney, it's your decision.

Beth and Leshawna: Aww...

Beth: That was insipirational, Bridgette.

Owen: [blows nose] It was like being kicked in the heart by beautiful words.

Courtney: Okay...

Beth: [gasps]

Courtney: I'm still not sharing it.

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [gasp]

Beth: What?! That's so not fair!

Leshawna: Yeah!

Duncan: Get that egg!

Beth, Duncan, and Leshawna: [scream]

Courtney: Catch it, Owen!

Owen: I've got it!

Courtney: [gasps]

[all gasp]

Courtney: [cries] My dragochicken...

Bridgette: I'm sorry, Courtney. Maybe we can fix--

Courtney: It's no use. Once the egg's out of the box, it starts to hatch. It's all over! [cries]

Bridgette: On the bright side, now you get to see all the amazing things your dragochicken can do!

[all gasp]

Leshawna: It's happening!

Duncan: There it is!

Harold: The legendary dragochicken.

All: Wow.

[dragochicken meows]

All: Hm.

Duncan: Is that all it does?

Courtney: I guess so. Okay, this thing is kinda lame. Who wants to play dodgeball?

Leshawna: Ha, bring it!

Courtney: I'm a team captain!

Beth: Let's do this!

[mechanical transformation]

[dragochicken roars]

[guitar playing]

[kids hum ending music]

[dragonchicken meows]

[credits]