Alien Resurr-eggtion

'''The fourteen cast members must retrieve "alien" eggs and return them to the trailers without being caught by Mama Alien. However, finding the eggs is made quite difficult thanks to two people's relationship and the alien's paintball skills. It's a race through a dark maze of alien slime, ending with two winners, and two lovers who will not be escaping this episode's elimination.'''

Plot
The episode begins with the fourteen castmates eating breakfast. Chris then comes in and explains the day's challenge. Chris says the challenge is to find alien eggs based on the science fiction film "Alien Chunks", then bring them back to the trailers. He also says Chef Hatchet will be playing the role of Mama Alien, and will be hunting the cast down. Trent, meanwhile, is having trouble with his relationship with Gwen as she and Duncan happily chat about alien movies. Owen is having some digestive problems after eating the sawdust and foam core prop food from the previous challenge, leading him to choose to make a radical decision to eat prunes for breakfast rather than pancakes, which shocks everyone. The castmates are then sent into a science fiction set and split themselves into groups. Gwen and Trent partner with Duncan and DJ. Bridgette and Geoff try to follow them, but Duncan tells the two of them that they are on their own due to their constant kissing. He says in this type of movie the kissing couple is always the first to be taken out, so being with them would put himself in danger. Justin, Lindsay, Beth, and Leshawna partner up and Heather, Owen, Izzy, and Harold are the last to be grouped together.

The groups split up and search for the eggs. They continue on down the track until they stop dead and freak out when they hear a strange, sucking noise coming from the other side of the wall. Beth bravely marches towards it only to discover the source of the noise is only Bridgette and Geoff making out. Meanwhile, Chef Hatchet, dressed as an alien, is hunting them with a paintball gun filled with green paint, which is used as alien slime. Chef begins his attack on one group and Harold is shot and eliminated first. Owen then feels a major amount of gas come up and begs Chef to eliminate him so he can go to the bathroom, to which Chef agrees. Izzy stays behind to hold off Chef while Heather makes a run for it. Chef and Izzy cast aside their little guns and fight with large paint cannons. Though Izzy fights hard, Chef eventually defeats her.

Afterwards, Heather is looking around when Chef ambushes and chases her, claiming that he is getting revenge on her for putting laxatives in his food last season. Heather is shot and her wig falls off and through the grates in the floor, becoming upset that her precious wig is lost forever. Meanwhile, Geoff and Bridgette are so busy making out that they don't notice Chef sneaking up on them, and are easily eliminated. In another part of the set, Justin, Beth, Lindsay, and Leshawna wander into a room, where Chef traps them and dumps a truck load of slime on them through the pipes eliminating all four of them at once.

Duncan, Gwen, Trent and DJ find the eggs and prepare to make a run for it, but Chef attacks them and DJ is shot. Duncan, Gwen, and Trent make it out of the room and outside with the eggs, but Chris (playing the role of the military) drops some slime bombs on them. Trent and Gwen take cover, but Duncan is hit and eliminated. Trent then runs for the last surviving egg, but sees Gwen's lucky necklace about to fall in a sewer, forcing him to make a decision.

After much thought, he saves the necklace right before it is about to fall through, which makes Gwen happy. She decides to give the necklace to Trent because she thinks it will give him luck, leaving Duncan angrily calling him a girl and Trent giving him a mean glare. Trent luckily spots a two hidden alien eggs and he and Gwen are still able to win the challenge. Both are happy until Chris explains that they will be playing against each other this season.

Chris then says there will be an elimination ceremony and two people will be kicked off, because it's Tuesday, a joke which none of the castmates find funny. At the elimination ceremony, the castmates cast their votes with voting devices. The Gilded Chris go to Trent, Gwen, Harold, Duncan, E-Scope, Lindsay, Justin, Beth, Owen, DJ, Heather, and Leshawna. Bridgette and Geoff are voted off in a double elimination for constantly making out for the whole time. The couple questions why they were eliminated while contestants in the confessional talk about their constant making out. They continue to make out with one another as they walk to the Lame-o-sine, to everyone else's (except Lindsay's) disgust.

Quotes
Duncan: Are you gonna do that every time? Chris: Yes. Yes, I will. Duncan: Alright, then. Chris: It's... in the mail. (Chef frowns) Harold: Does it hurt? Izzy: Only when I hiccup. (hiccups, receives a minor shock) Ow. Chris: Thanks! Take that! (presses a button and steam comes out of a pipe) Harold: I see the way Leshawna looks at me, like she's undressing me with her eyes. Lindsay: That is so deep! Izzy: Ahem. It's "Kaleidoscope." "E-Scope" for short. Owen: (afraid, salutes) Yes sir, "E-Scope," sir! Geoff and Bridgette: (continue to make out, oblivious to the fact that someone's there) Owen: I'm thinking that's a no. Justin: Which way do we go? Lindsay: North is nice, but east is least. West is best! Leshawna: Can't argue with that. Wouldn't even know how to. Owen: Uh, it's hard to say. Um, does being "with you" imply some sort of an alliance? Izzy: 'Cause we don't like you. Heather: Okay, okay. Forget being with me. Who's willing to walk beside me, in mutual pursuit of our goals with no commitment of any kind? Owen: I can agree to that. Harold: Count me in. Harold: (in the confessional) I may not be the best-looking guy, or the best dressed, or the most buff, but I get my butt kicked a lot; so my senses are totally heightened. I can sense when something's coming. Nothing gets by me. Chef: (taps Harold on the shoulder) Say hello to eternity. (shoots him with the paintball gun) Chef: (pauses for a moment before shooting Owen) Owen: Oh thank you! Ha-ho! Thank you! (stars running past others, farting with each step) Make way! Coming through! Geoff: (is making out with Bridgette when Owen runs and farts pass them, causing Bridgette to fall to the ground by being overwhelmed by the smell) Chef: Who're you calling a cook?! Chef: (chasing Heather) This is for last season when you put laxatives in my brownies! The only thing that should give people the runs is my under-cooked meat! (shoots her with the paintball gun and her wig falls off) Justin: (sarcastic tone) Ah-heh. If we knew, we wouldn't be lost. Lindsay: You are so smart, Justin. And gorgeous! Leshawna: What a knock-out! Beth: Totally gorgeous! Beth: (enchanted by the sight of Justin) Looks even better! Duncan: (coughs) Girl. Lindsay and Beth: (hug Justin) Yay! (Lindsay is then hit on the head with a Gilded Chris and is knocked out. Beth and Justin catch their Gilded Chris' with Justin looking excited) Duncan: "Liked" being the operative word. Lindsay: (holding up three fingers) Two words: Bridgette and Geoff! DJ: At least they'll have each other. Bridgette and Geoff: (they make out to the continued disbelief of the other cast members) Duncan: Get a room, already! Lindsay: The cutest couple ever! Owen: (off-screen) Thank you! Chris: Tune in next time for another exciting episode of Total! Drama! Action!
 * Chris: Shockingly, Owen picked the wrong one. The girl's hopes of victory were crushed, along with their new digs.
 * Duncan: (referring to a kissing Bridgette and Geoff) Keep the line moving, love birds! (They move to the back of the line.)
 * Owen: No eggs and bacon for me Chef, I think I'll just have this nice bowl of prunes. (everyone gasps)
 * Owen: (in the confessional) My, uh, plumbing's been clogged ever since I ate all those fake food props. Pressure build-up's killing me! (constipating) C'mon colon! Don't fail me now! (farts) Oh! I hear bells!
 * Chris: Welcome to Day two of (music plays) Total Drama Action! (claps film slate)
 * Chef: Yo Chris! Where's my pay check at?
 * Izzy: Hey, follow me! I know aliens. Uh-huh. I've been abducted loads of times. There's a tracking device in my neck. See?
 * Leshawna: Can you feel that? It's like there's something in there is cold as ice. With no soul.
 * Beth: (in the confessional with Lindsay) Even though Heather can be really mean, that doesn't mean we should be mean back, right? Buddha says "You can lead a sheep to water, but you can't make it nice."
 * Owen: (farts) Ah Yes! First one. Smell it.
 * Owen: Don't worry Izzy, I'll protect you. (puts arm around Izzy only for Izzy to throw Owen over her head)
 * Duncan: (sees Geoff and Bridgette making out during the challenge, rolls eyes) Ah, nice. Don't you two ever get sick of sucking face?
 * Heather: Let's get out of here!
 * Duncan: (in the confessional after rejecting Geoff and Bridgette's proposal to walk with his group to the boiler room) In any alien flick, the kissing couple's always the first to go. There's no way Romeo and Juliet are going to ruin my chances at a million big ones. Uh-uh.
 * Heather: Everyone, snap out of it! If we don't play it together, we are going to lose this challenge. Now who is with me?
 * Harold: (after Chef has fallen to the ground loudly directly behind him) Did anyone else hear that?!
 * Owen: (bowel movement noise) Ah! It's time! (runs over to Alien Chef) Take me out, I beg you! It's an emergency!!
 * Izzy: If I can handle hand-to-paw combat with a polar bear, haha, I can handle a bald, emotionally withdrawn cook in a Halloween costume!
 * Chef: (seeing Geoff and Bridgette kiss) I once knew a love like that.
 * Heather: My wig! (tries to grab her wig, but it falls into the storm drain before she can catch it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (looks at the camera) Don't look at me!
 * Heather: (in the confessional) Ever since my head was shaved last season, my hair is growing in all patchy and uneven. I have tried everything! Lotions, lasers, traditional Burmese medicine. (drinks Burmese medicine) BAH! Loser shaman! (throws away mug)
 * Lindsay: Um, how did we get here?
 * Justin: (covered in slime) Ooo, feels so good.
 * Beth: (in the confessional) You know what, models are people too! We stare at them, but they've got feelings just like the rest of us. They've got hopes and dreams. (gets all giddy) My dream is to marry Justin! My mom says if I concentrate really hard, one day all of my dreams will come true!
 * Trent: (in the confessional) Duncan is always acting like such a tough guy. "Ooo, you got a mohawk." "Oh, you're so tough, bud." Yeah, hairspray's really manly. I love seeing Gwen stick it to Duncan. She's so awesome, I'd do anything for her.
 * Gwen: (in the confessional) I know this is going to sound really girly, but I was seriously touched when Trent chose my necklace over the egg. Most guys would've gone for the win.
 * Gwen: Thanks for saving my necklace. (puts necklace on Trent) I want you to have it... for luck. It suits you.
 * Chris: After we vote off two cast members in the most thrilling Gilded Chris ceremony yet-- (the cast gasps) Yes, you heard me. I said, "Two!" I'm liking the twos today. Must be Tuesday. (crickets chirp) Yeah, I don't get paid to write this show.
 * Chris: It's time to cast your votes. Under your seats you'll find your voting devices. Just press the button of the person you want voted off. Oh, and no peeking! Or it's "Na-na na-na-na, hey-hey-hey, goodbye!" He-Ha-Ha!
 * Chris: Lindsay, Justin, Beth, are also safe.
 * Bridgette: (after being voted off with Geoff) But... but I thought everyone liked us!
 * Duncan: (in the confessional) I know exactly who's gonna get it, this week! (makes kissing noises)
 * Chris: (to Geoff and Bridgette) Any final words?
 * Chris: Who will Gwen and Trent pick for their teams? Will Izzy ever respond to her actual name? Will Owen finally get some lunch?

General

 * This episode marks the first double elimination of the entire Total Drama series.
 * This episode features several significant factors dealing with the number two.
 * This is the second episode of the second season.
 * There are two winners in the challenge.
 * Two contestants are eliminated.
 * This is even mentioned by Chris towards the end of the episode when he says, "I'm liking the two's today. Must be Tuesday".
 * The four temporary alliances formed in this episode are:
 * Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Justin
 * Gwen, Duncan, DJ, and Trent
 * Geoff and Bridgette
 * Geoff and Bridgette attempted to join the group of Gwen, Duncan, DJ, and Trent, but Duncan refused to let them do so due to them constantly making out.
 * Owen, Heather, Izzy, and Harold.
 * The order in which the cast were eliminated from the challenge were:
 * Harold
 * Owen (sacrificed himself due to having to go to the bathroom)
 * Izzy (after a brief battle with Chef)
 * Geoff and Bridgette simultaneously (while making out)
 * Heather
 * Leshawna, Lindsay, Beth, and Justin simultaneously (eliminated after being lured into an empty room and locked in)
 * DJ (right after he and his teammates found the alien eggs)
 * Duncan (after he, Gwen, and Trent made it out of the ship, and Chris dropped two slime bombs onto them)
 * Gwen and Trent were never eliminated from the challenge and won it.
 * This episode is the first in which sound effects are used during the opening intro.
 * Even though Chris McLean said that the two winners would pick the teams in the beginning of the show, Gwen and Trent were shocked to learn that they would pick their own teams and compete against each other.
 * Duncan states that the kissing couple is always the first to go in any alien flick. However, Geoff and Bridgette were not the first to be taken out of the challenge. Chef shot Harold, Owen, and Izzy before them.
 * However, this did eventually come true, as Geoff and Bridgette were the first to be eliminated from the season.
 * This is the only episode so far where the Gilded Chris Award has not been identified as foil-covered chocolate, as it smacks Lindsay on the head with a metallic-sounding clang impact effect. Since future episodes have mentioned that the awards are made of chocolate (by Izzy in The Aftermath: I, who only got a Gilded Chris in this episode at this time), this may have been a simple continuity error, a one-time gag, or because of the aforementioned incident, Chris had to replace the metal ones for chocolate ones in gold foil.
 * Coincidentally, while a couple won invincibility, another couple got voted off.
 * In this episode, Beth reveals that she had braces for eight years.

Continuity

 * This is the second episode in a row in which Duncan places second in the challenge. In Monster Cash, he placed second behind Owen.
 * This is the first time in the entire series where Leshawna has gotten the final safety symbol.
 * This would be the also be the first of two times in which Leshawna gets a final Gilded Chris Award.
 * This episode is unique in the terms of the fact that it features a post-merge style elimination ceremony, but is a pre-merge episode.
 * This is due to the teams not being formed until the next episode.
 * This is currently the last episode in which Geoff competes on the show as a contestant.

Goofs

 * When Beth finds Bridgette and Geoff making out, Bridgette is missing one of her bangs.
 * In the trailer and in Files on Teletoon, the Gilded Chris Awards have a black base. However, in this episode and in episodes after, there is no base, just a golden statue.
 * Even though Gwen is wearing her lucky necklace, it is never seen on her neck except for when she shows it in the confessional.
 * When Heather is running from Chef, there are highlights in her wig.
 * When Duncan and Trent are getting food from the line, and Trent gives the food to Gwen, the toast is burnt, but when they're discussing alien movies, it does not appear to be burnt.
 * When everyone hears the kissing noises, Trent and Gwen didn't have GPS devices. But when Duncan talks to Gwen and Trent, they are suddenly holding the devices.
 * When Gwen is in the confessional, she says that she came in second place last year, even though the time period between the two seasons was only two days.
 * When Chef has the Gilded Chris Awards in his hands, only eleven are seen. But there are supposed to be twelve Gilded Chris Awards, unless he got one more off-screen.
 * On the screen of the voting devices at the elimination ceremony, both Beth and Bridgette's heads are missing their ponytails.
 * At the elimination ceremony, Chris says that if anyone peeks at someone else's vote, they are automatically eliminated. However, there are several occasions later on in the season when someone does this, and are not eliminated.
 * In the United Kingdom, Gwen's confessional says that she placed first. However, Owen won Total Drama Island in the United Kingdom.
 * When Izzy draws out her first paintball gun, her arm band is missing.