Thread:Epic~00/@comment-27213839-20160329121116/@comment-31556666-20160329174147

My favourites off the top of my head include:

'Being sports heroes, we never know when the cameras will be on us so, we have to smile all the time.' 'All the-time. Even in-our sleep.' 'It's very painful... ~smiles~'

Josee: ~throws coconut at Jacques~ Jacques: Tell me again what 'appened. Josee: I told you. A monkey jumped down from a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.

'Of course I'm good at gymnastics. It's a lot like ice dancing. Only in our sport you wear knives on your feet and there's no soft padding to land on if you fall. Just a rock hard layer of solid ice ~smiles~ '

'After we win, I am throwing a MASSIVE tantrum!'

'That's Jacques for you, always trailing behind. But still, he's an 'ass'et to the team.'

'Why is Jacques so clumsy today? Don't give him any sympathy. You'll just encourage him.'