User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 6: Sweet Home Pahkitew

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Kaele, Lucas, Sean, Silena, Viviana 8/10 Dynamic Thunderbirds: Adrianna, Blake, Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Luna, Michael, Tristan 8/10

The scene opens up with Chris in the cargo hold directing traffic. Several interns are moving things into place for the next challenge.

Chris: No, put that paint ball gun over there. NO! Over there you idiot! And that box should be over there! Oh wait, are we on?

The camera nods up and down.

Chris: Okay. Welcome viewers of Total Drama. Last time we were in Japan where the contestants had some fun with former contestants, and then faught a monster, which in terms of monster battles, was pretty lame, but I digress. In the end, Dawn went home, blah blah, blah. Anyways, this is a very special challenge, so we're just preparing for it. What will it be? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

We go back to Chris in the cargo hold. Suddendly, he gets a phone call. He answers it. Spilt screen between Chris and Chef.

Chris: Hello Chef? Shouldn't you be driving the plane?

Chef: I've got it on auto piolet. Anyways listen. We've got a problem.

Chris: What kind of problem?

Chef: I just got off the phone with Gettysburg. They won't let us use their grounds.

Chris: What! Why not?

Chef: Something about some war re-enactment today.

Chris: *Panicking* Well that's just great! That means we've got no episode today, and that almost certainly means that I'm gonna get a very angry call from the producers! Wait!...Is Yellowstone availble?

An intern hands Chris a paper bag. Chris breaths into it.

Chef: Calm down. Why don't we just use the island? We're close by, I could re-rout the plane, and we'll be there in 20 minutes tops.

Chris: *Calming down* Okay *Deep breath* Okay, that sounds good. Do that then.

Meanwhile, just outside the economy class bathroom, Elyse, Lucas, Viviana, Silena, and Diego are just waiting to use it.

Diego: COME ON! * Bangs on door* OPEN UP!

Lucas: Who is even in there?

Viviana: This is stupid! I'm sneaking into the first class bathroom. Who's with me?

Elyse, Lucas, Silena, and Diego all raise thier hands.

Meanwhile inside, Fred is busy removing all the makeup off from last week's challenge.

Fred: How could anyone ever need this much makeup? Or fake eyebrows for that matter? I swear, I never want to go through that again! Anyways, on with the plan for today. I got rid of that *censored* Diego's lapdog, but last time someone voted for my lapdog. I can't have that. Gotta find out who it was, and get rid of them.

He opens the door.

Fred: Kaele!

Kaele: Yes Fred?

Fred: When you went to tell everyone about Dawn, who exactly did you tell?

Kaele: I told everyone, excpt for Dawn, for obvious reasons, just like you told me.

Fred: And who didn't believe you, or who was acting strangely when you told them.

Kaele: Well Diego said he didn't believe me...

Fred: Okay.

Kaele: And Sean was kinda fidgety. That's it.

Fred: Okay, thank you Kaele!

Kaele: You're...welcome

Before Kaele finishes, Fred rushes off.

Conf: Sean: So um, I saw that Dawn and Kaele forming an alliance. Now luckily, we got rid of one of them, but I think I voted for the wrong person, and now I think she's after me!

Meanwhile in first class, Michael is just walking out of the first class bathroom.

Michael: *Whistling*

Viviana: Hey Mike, can we use the bathroom? Someone seems to be hogging ours.

Diego: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

Michael: Um, yah. Sure. It's fine.

Diego: GRACIAS GRACIAS GRACIAS!

Viviana: Thanks Mike, you're a lifesaver.

Michael: No problem.

Also in first class...

Adrianna: Aaaaaaaaaand...send. There. One bottle of nail polish to Lindsay. Now where were we?

Luna: Um.......I'm not sure...exactly. I think you...you were talking about tutoring...some guy? Adrianna: Oh yah, that's right. he was trying to divide 2 numbers that were decimals, but they were both .0. I told him that he should divide the normal numbers with out the decimals, and then he accused me of being an alien.

Luna looks disinterested.

Adrianna: What's wrong? Luna? LUNA?

Luna: Oh...I'm sorry. I was just...I was just...thinking about something else.

Luna gets up and walks away.

Conf: Luna: Adria...Adrianna is...is nice and all, but...but she talks about...talks only about what she wants to talk about. Why can't...why can't we talk about...about other things...like art...archery,...or nature? I...I want to speak up...speak up...but she talks like all the time...and it's rude to interupt somebody. T...Trust me. I know.

Conf: Adrianna: Am that boring? I mean, I know I'm a nerd, I've already accepted that. But Luna has been acting strange lately. She seems to be more...quiet. Even for her.

Blake: So you were right, it was that Viviana girl that had the muffin. So, what should I do?

Flynn: Well, I didn't want to be involved with this. But sadly, it looks you roped me into this.

Blake: Uh huh, go on...

Flynn: That's it! I don't want any part of this! If you really think you need advice, talk to a girl, like Adrianna or Flannery. But they'll probably tell you the same thing I'm about to: DON'T MESS WITH PEOPLES' PERSONAL LIVES!

Blake: Okay, but you didn't have to be so rude about it!

Conf: Blake: Maybe Flynn is right, maybe I shouldn't be messing around with peoples' personal lives, but if Michael really does have a crush on Viviana, I just want to help him, ya know? Am I wrong for doing this?

Tristan was in a comfortable first class chair chilaxing, with that massage feature on. Suddenly, Davy comes up, interrupting his peace and quiet.

Davy: Hey Tristan!

Tristan: UGH...What?

Davy: I just got word from the master! We don't really do anything today! Other than shoot a few paintballs. Also, I think I only got 3 lines! Wait! *Looks at screen* Did I just use one of them?

Tristan: Ah, you got the memo for this week. Listen, it's no big deal. And no, you didn't, that was just a freebie. I say you enjoy our day off! come, and sit in this massge chair right next to me.

Davy: Hmmm........Well Davy could use a day of rest and relaxation.

Davy gets in the chair, and turns on the massage feature.

Tristan: Oh btw, that was one of your lines for today.

Davy: WHAT?

Tristan: Just kidding.

Blake took Flynn's advice, and is at the bar talking to Flannery.

Blake: So that's my perspective. What do you think?

Flannery: If he's avoiding you, I think you should just leave him alone. If he comes to you, then it's okay for you to get involved. But until then, just stay out of it, and let whatever happens happen.

Blake: But I just wanna help him.

Flannery: Look, I know you're trying to do the right thing, but it's just not your place. If he truly needs help, he'll come to you. But if he's avoiding you, it means he doesn't want to talk about it. If you're around him, don't bring the subject up. It'll just make everything awkward.

Blake: Okay.

Chris: *Intercom* Okay campers, we're just about to land in our next location. Meet me in the cargo hold.

Blake: Already?

Flannery: Guess we better get going.

10 mintues later...

Chris: *Deep breath* Okay. Now I don't want anyone giving me trouble or backtalking me. Today has already been a stressful day for me.

Viviana: Trouble.

Elyse: Backtalking you.

Chris: Yah, I should've seen that coming. Anyways, I couldn't go to the place wher I wanted to go today. Stupid Civial War re-enactments. So this is our backup plan. Chef, open the door!

Chef opens the door to Pahkitew Island. But outside, there is a runway an a whole crowd of people.

Chef: What the?

Chris: UGH, what now?

Chef: This has got to be some murphy's law stuff right here. *Sigh* Can we just use the plane for this challenge?

Suddenly, a French man wearing a beret walks up to them with a puzzled look on his face.

Pierre: Z'What is le meaning zof zis?

Chris: Who are you?

Pierre: Who zam I? Who zam I? I zam Pierre Monique, znad zhis zis meh fashion show. Who are you?

Chris: I'm Chris McLean, and this is my island. Why are you having a fashion show here?

Pierre: Because I believe zyou rented zis place out zo me.

Chris thinks for a second. Then...

Chris: Oh yah, I remember that now. That's how I got most of the money to rebuild this plane.

Chef facepalms himself. Chris gets a phone call. He sees it's the producers. He ignores it. He then looks at the screen and says:

Chris: Look, we'll get this figured out, just don't bother me. *To Chef* What are we supposed to do now? We've got no place else to go.

Chris gets another call from his producers. Again he ignores it. Chef whispers something in his ear.

Chris: ARE YOU KIDDING? I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET THE SMELL OF CRAZY TEENAGER OUT FOR WEEKS!

Chef: But it's big enough.

Conf: Michael: I'm not even sure I want to know what they're talking about!

Chris: *Angry sigh* Fine. But the interns will lock the doors that I want the

The contestants stare blankly at them, as they have no idea what they're talking about.Chris whispers something in Pierre's ear.

Pierre: Zes, zhat'll work. Zust be sure to go around meh fashion show.

Chris: Okay campers, follow me.

The contestants, Chef, and the interns follow Chris. He leads them to his house, which, by now is this BIG mansion.

Michael: Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Silena: Wow, this place is HUGE!

Adrianna: Yah, almost too huge. I seem to remember you had to rebuild this place, but now it looks even bigger than before. Care to explain, Chris?

Chris: I recently had a few wings added on, okay?

Adrianna: Okaaaaaaaaay.

Chris: Any ways, on with what we've all been waiting for. Today's challenge is a good old fashioned game of capture the flag. The interns are currently hiding your flags. Thunderbirds, you get the west side, dragons, the east. the dividing line is the fornt door over here, to the back door, way over...actually, i don't know where is is, but if you see a door that leads outside, don't open it, that's out of bounds. If you do, then you're disquailfied.

Fred: Hmmmmmmm........

Chris: Rules are simple. 3 people will be the seekers. Their job is to find the other teams flag. They are the only one who can cross over to the other team's territory. Another 3 people will be given these paintball guns. they will be the first line of defense against the seekers. Their job is to hit them with paintballs. Oh and seekers, if you do get hit by paintballs, then you must immediantely drop the other team's flag if you have, it, then come back and touch the safe zone, which is this chair. Oh, and 2 more people, you stay behind and protect the flag, at ANY cost. GOT IT!

Silena: What about the pre-challenge?

Chris: The pre-challenge was us trying to find a place to do this challenge! Now GET TO IT!

The 2 teams split up to their sides of the house.

Fred: Okay, where should we look first?

Lucas: How about that room with the big door? A nice big room would be a perfect place to hide a flag.

Viviana: Can't argue with that.

The Dragons enter into the room. There they find a hot tub. There is also a massage table, a fully stocked bar, and an ice cream machine, but there is no flag to be found.

Viviana: Ah, the joys of being rich.

Kaele: Let's get out of here. There's nothing in here for us.

Elyse: BUT WAIT I WANT TO GET SOME ICE CREAM!

Everyone stares at Elyse with a "Really?" look.

Elyse: What? He just said to find a flag, he didn't say we couldn't enjoy ourselves along to way.

Meanwhile, the Thunderbirds weren't having much luck either.

Flannery: And it's...another bathroom.

Michael: Man, how many bathrooms does Chris need?

Blake: Count your blessings, at least this one looks normal. the last one was made from...limestone I think? And was painted brown and made me feel really weird.

Michael: That's true.

Adrianna: Why don't I choose the next door we open?

Flannery: Oh look, It's Ms. Smarty Pants, here to save the day.

Adrianna: With all do respect, I do have 3 phd's, and could totally kick your butt at Scrabble.

Flannery: Whatever, just do whatever you want, I guess.

Adrianna: Thank you. inding this thing can not be that hard.

She opens a big door. In it, there is an indoor garden, complete with peacocks.

Flannery: You were saying?

Adrianna: I stand corrected.

Meanwhile, Elyse is wandering in a hallway, while carrying a big ice cream cone. She walks past the kitchen. She decides to take a peek inside.

Elyse: Oh good, maybe I can get some sprinkles for my ice cream, or some chocolate syrup.

She opens the fridge. In it, she finds a red flag.

Elyse: Hey, I think that's out flag thingee. HEY GUYS!

She rushes out to find her team. She finds them in another room that was just filled with portriats of Chris.

Lucas: Who needs a room just for pictures of yourself?

Elyse: Hey, I found our flag. It's in the fridge in the kitchen.

The team rushes to the kitchen to confirm.

Sean: Yup, that's our flag alright.

Fred: Yup, that's our flag alright.

Sean: Hey, I just said that!

Fred intentionally ignores Sean.

Kaele: Okay, who wants to stay back and guard it?

Viviana: I guess I will.

Silena: And I'll stay here with her.

Diego: Okay, let's go back to Chris.

The rest of the the Dragons go to report back to Chris. After searching through so many rooms, they stumbles apon one that was a bowling alley.

Adrianna: Well, I think it's safe to say that our flag isn't here, Come on, let's go.

Flannery: Whatever you say, Captain Smarty Pants.

Everyone follows Adrianna. Michael decides to go skipping over the lanes. That was a mistake. He accidentally trips and falls on one of the lanes. He goes sliding to the end, and bowls a strike with his body.

Flannery: Come on, Goofus.

Michael: Ugh. Hey, I think I found our flag.

He holds up a gold flag.

Adrianna: Okay great! Now, who want's to stay back?

Michael: I guess I will

Adrianna: Who else?

Blake: I will.

Flynn: I'm not so sure that's such a good idea.

Blake: *Whispering* I omisepray not to ingbray upyay the ingthay.

Flynn: I stil don't think it's a good idea.

Adrianna: Okay, now that that's all settled, lets go report back to Chris.

Eventually, both teams get back to Chris.

Chris: Okay, it look like both teams have decided who's guarding their flags. Now, who wants to be the defenders?

Luna: Well...I'm an archer, so I guess...I could do it...Paintball guns aren't that different...right?

Adrianna: I'll go with her, If it gets me away from Ms. Smart Alec over there. *She points at Flannery.

Flynn: And I'll stay with them, I guess.

Chris: Okay, that settles it. Intens, Give them the black ones.

Interns hand out paintball guns to Luna, Adrianna, and Flynn.

Elyse: OOHH! I get to shoot paintballs at unsuspecting victoms? SIGN ME UP!

Chris: Okay, just be sure not to do a Jackson Pollock on my walls, got it?

Elyse: Who?

Chris: Ugh, will someone from the Dragons just please step up and volunteer to contain her?

Lucas: I'll do, since it seems I'm the only one who can keep her under control.

Diego: I'll do it. Based on Lucas's uh...physique, he may need some muscle.

Chris: Okay, works for me.

Interns hand out green paintball guns to Elyse, Lucas, and Diego.

Chris: Okay, now everyone, places please.

Fred puts his arm around Sean in a friendly matter.

Fred: I guess it's just you an me. Right bud?

Sean: Right........

The teams get into their positions.

Chris: READY...SET

Fred winks Davy. Davy winks back.

Chris: ...GO!

Fred, Kaele, and Sean rush to the Dragons' side. Davy, Flannery, and Tristan run over to the Thunderbirds' side.

Fred: Okay, we've gotta be smart about this. What do we do?

Kaele: I say we find out where Adrianna, Flynn, and Luna are, and then we confuse them.

Fred: Great idea!

Flannery: Okay, lets just find out where this flag is, so we can get this overwith.

Tristan: But what about...

Flannery: We'll worry about them when we get there. Now come on!

Flannery goes ahead of them. Tristan and Davy stare at each other. Tristan makes a "She's crazy" face. Davy smiles.

Flannery: Come on! What are you 2 waiting for?

Tristan and Davy follow Flannery. Meanwhile...

Michael: Okay, I know why you "volunteered" to stay back with me. Just so you know, I am NOT going to talk about it.

Blake: Listen, I'm not here to talk about feelings, alright! I swear, I won't even mention Viv...it.

Michael: Wait, you know who I have a crush on? Wait!...

Michael covers his mouth with his hand.

Blake: I said I'm good at finding out crushes.

Michael: Wait, how do I know that you weren't just fishing and just happened to say the right name. *He turns* DANGIT! I AM SO BAD AT THIS!

Blake responds with an "I'm sorry" look.

Michael: What? WHAT IS IT THAT YOU AREN'T TELLING ME?

Blake: I'm so sorry bro. But I snuck into first class.

Michael: *Folds arms* Uh huh. And...

Blake: I kinda saw you gave the muffin to Viviana.

Michael: WHAT? THAT IS SO NOT COOL! IS THIS HOW YOU FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS' CRUSHES? BY PRYING INTO THEIR PERSONAL LIVES?

Blake: No, and I'm sorry. I was lying about knowing about all of Jim's crushes, and I lied to you just now when I said I was good about finding about crushes.

Michael: THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS! TELL ME SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW!

Blake: Listen, I'm sorry, okay. I...

Michael: SAVE IT! WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS ANYMORE AND I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!

Blake: But, we are in the middle of a challenge! We need to...

Michael: AND IF WE LOSE, I'M VOTING FOR YOU, AND I'M TELLING THAT ADRIANNA, LUNA, AND FLYNN TO VOTE FOR YOU TOO SO I CAN GET YOU OUT OF HERE!

Blake: *Whispering to himself* Oh, this is bad. What should I do? Wait...Flynn! Maybe he can help! Meanwhile...

Davy: It's those 3 defenders we have to worry about. What should we do, Ms. Boss?

Flannery: Um uh...I don't know, okay, I've never played paintball before, so this is out of my league.

Davy and Tristan turn and stare at each other. They both nod in unison then turn back and smile at Flannery.

Flannery: What?

Tristan sticks his head down the corridor.

Tristan: HEY FREAKS!

Elyse, Diego, and Lucas all turn around.

Elyse: HEY! IT'S THAT GUY FROM THE OTHER TEAM!

Tristan: COME AND GET ME!

Elyse runs after Tristan. Lucas tries to hold her back.

Lucas: NO! It could be a...

Elyse breaks away from them. Lucas and Diego run after her. Suddenly, Tristan pulls back and then Davy and Tristan push Flannery in front of them. Elyse pelts poor Flannery with red and green paintballs as Tristan and Davy use her as a distraction. Suddenly, Tristan gets 2 gas masks and a smoke bomb out of his knapsack. Him and Davy put the masks on. Tristan from around the corner throws out the smoke bomb. As everyone else is busy coughing, Tristan and Davy sneak by without getting hit.

Tristan: Well, that was a sucess.

Davy: At least we got her out of our hair for now.

Tristan: Come on, let's go!

Meanwhile...

Fred: Okay, we clear on the plan?

Kaele and Sean: Yes!

Kaele and Sean head to their places. Fred holds Kaele back

Kaele: What?

Fred: Listen, this morning when you said Sean was acting suspicious, I did some digging, and found out that he hates you, and is trying to get you out.

Kaele: So what do I do?

Fred: I say you try to get him out. Do anything you can to make him look bad, and be sneaky about it. Okay?

Kaele: I don't know, I wouldn't say I'm that type.

Fred: Do you want to lose your shot at the million? Do this, and I swear you'll go far.

Kaele: Hmmmmm........

Fred: I'll help you do it.

Kaele: Okay, sold. But how do we do it?

Fred: Just go into this room. When I say the magic word, open the door then close it.

Fred shoves Kaele into a room.

Kaele: What room is this?

Kaele flips a switch. Some rather colorful lights turn on and some *Ahem* uh...music plays.

Kaele: Well, now I know what Chris does to...nevermind.

Kaele turns off that switch, and turns on the actual lightswitch. She is in Chris's bedroom, as if that wasn't already obvious enough. She goes and looks in Chris's closet. She finds about 20 different versions of the same gray outfit that Chris usually wears

Kaele: They say only geniuses wear the same outfit every day. Well, after seeing this, that CANNOT be true.

Kaele closes the closet, then turns around. She notices a bump in the blanket on Chris's bed.

Kaele: Huh, that's strange.

She goes over to investigate. She flips over the blanket, and finds a green Chris Idol with a note attached to it. She picks it up.

Kaele: ''Congratulations lucky contestant! You found my room, good for you! That was sarcastic by the way, and I actually hate you right now. Normally, I would kick you out right now, but since I'm nice, and also to stir up the drama, I'll give you a fighting chance. Play this idol the next time you're voted out. It will automatically force a challenge between you and the person who got the second most votes. -Chris''

Kaele: Well, I'm not sure whether I should be feeling happy or insulted.

Meanwhile...

Luna: Can I...Can I say something?

Adrianna: Sure.

Luna: Okay...I I...

Suddenly, a noise was heard.

Flynn: What was that?

Suddenly, someone passes by them all with ninja-like precision.

Fred: Magic word!

Just then, Sean attempts to do the same thing, but Kaele opens the door, and Sean runs into it. Kaele closes the door.

Sean: What was that for?

Adrianna: GET HIM!

Adrianna, Luna, and Flynn run after Sean.

Fred: You can come out now!

Kaele opens the door.

Kaele: I don't know, I feel real bad about that.

Fred: Do you really wanna miss out on a million bucks?

Kaele: Good point.

Conf: Kaele: I don't know. I still feel real bad about what I did. And for some reason, I can't help but feel I've been had.

Meanwhile, Silena and Viviana were in the kitchen. there was an awkward silence, until...

Silena: Okay, what's going on? You've been quiet ever since we got here.

Viviana: I dont know, it's just that there's this boy.

Silena: Do tell.

Viviana: He's on the other team.

Silena: Okay.

Viviana: I think he likes me.

Silena: Uh huh.

Viviana: But I'm not sure if I like him.

Silena: Hmmm........

Viviana: What should I do?

Silena: Well, are you sure he likes you?

Viviana: Well, I don't know. He's been giving cupcakes and muffins to me.

Silena: *Sarcastically* Wow! He must really love you if he's giving you desserts!

Viviana: I could do without the sarcasm! But also, he has been really nice to me. The first day we were on this show, I kinda made him do something I shouldn't have, but I realized that mistake, and went to go get my baton in that shark tank anyway.

As Viviana says this, Davy sneaks into the kitchen via the dumbweighter. He hides behind a counter.

Silena: Sounds like you like him, if you would do that for him.

Viviana: I don't know. I just...

Viviana sees Davy opening the fridge, he has the flag in his hand.

Viviana: AFTER HIM!

Silena turns around. Davy sees them, and grabs a pastry bag, already filled with frosting, and sprays them with frosting.

Silena: Mmm...Chocolate.

Viviana: Stay focused.

Silena: Oh right.

Just then Davy gets in the dumbweighter, and presses the up button.

Viviana: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Silena: We better go get help.

Viviana: You think?

Meanwhile...

Blake: Hey, Flynn?

Flynn: Yes?

Blake: Well, I tried not to bring...her up. But, I failed epically. Some things may have slipped out, and now Michael won't talk to me.

Flynn: I had a feeling you were going to say that.

Blake: So will you help me?

Flynn: That's why I chose to be a defender. Come on girls, we got one of them, but the others are probably heading for the bowling alley as we speak.

Luna: B...But I...

Flynn: Come on, I'll help you too. We've got to do this, probably, if we wanna win this challenge.

Luna: Okay.

Sean and Flannery are just getting to the chair.

Sean: Wow! You really got pelted by paintballs! What happened?

Flannery: I got used as a distraction by my 2 idiot teammates. You?

Sean: The same, pretty much.

Flannery: Oh, that's too bad.

Flannery and Sean both touch the chair, then go off on their own ways.

Viviana whispers something in Lucas's ear.

Lucas: Men!

Elyse: I'm not a man!

Lucas: ...and Elyse

Silena: We aren't men either!

Lucas: ...and Silena and Viviana, let's go upstairs!

The 5 go upstairs. On their way there, they meet Davy and Tristan.

Tristan: Uh-oh.

Elyse: GET'EM!

Tristan uses Davy as a shield.

Tristan: Sorry buddy.

Davy: It's okay, Davy understands.

Davy drops the flag. Tristan immedientely picks it up. He then puts his gas mask on, then gets out another smoke bomb, and throws it on the ground. As everyone coughs, Tristan escapes. Meanwhile, in the bowling alley...

Flynn: So I heard you're not talking to Blake.

Michael: THAT'S RIGHT! ALSO YOU CAN TELL THAT LOSER THAT I NEVER WANNA SEE HIM AGAIN!

Luna: ERRRRRRRRRRR.........WE NEVER TALK ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT ADRIANNA, AND IT'S REALLY PUTTING ME OFF!

Adrianna: Oh, I'm sorry Luna. I had no idea. Although I'll admit, sometimes I can get a little chatty, so I should've seen this coming.

A noise is heard.

Michael: What was that?

Just then, Fred throws a bowling ball. He wasn't exactly aiming at Michael's head, but that's where it was heading.

Blake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blake jumps in front of Michael, the bowling ball hits him in stomach area.

Michael: You, you save my life.

Blake: *Gasping fo air* No, not really, *Gasp* it was only a 6 pound bowling ball.

Both laugh.

Blake: But seriously though, I'll be fine. *Gasp* I just got the air knocked out of me.

Fred: Suckers! Come on Kaele, lets go!

Flynn: That's what you think!

Fred: What?

Just then, Luna appears behind Fred. She hits both Fred and Kaele.

Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kaele: We have to drop the flag and go back.

Fred: I know.

Fred begrudgingly drops the flag and together with Kaele, leaves.

Adrianna: That was awsome! High five!

Luna awkwardly high fives Adrianna.

Luna: Well, I am an archer.

Adrianna: And you haven't been stammering lately! Good on you!

Luna: Oh, I...Oh, I did...n't notice.

Adrianna: *Laughs* Well, that's okay, we can work on that.

Luna: O...Okay, t...that sounds grrrrrreat.

Adrianna: *Giggles* So you said you're an archer?

Luna: Yes.

Adrianna: Well that's awesome! I've always wanted to learn more outdoorsy stuff like that. Maybe you could teach me?

Luna: Sounds...Sounds great!

Michael: Why'd you save me, after I berated you?

Blake: Because in that moment, none of that mattered. I just didn't want you to get hit.

Flynn: I'm no Dr. Phil, but you still have some apologizing to do.

Blake: Oh yah. I'm sorry for what I did bro. Won't happen again.

Michael: I would hope so. I'm still kinda mad at you though.

Blake: As you should be. I've learned my lesson though. I just wanted to help you out, maybe be your wingman.

Michael: Understood. I just don't want your help. Not right now at least

Flynn: Ahem. I wasn't just talking to Blake.

Michael: Right. I'm sorry for the way I acted, and for saying I'll never talk to you again.

Blake: *Laughs* It's okay. I probably would've reacted the same way.

They both laugh.

Michael: Bro hug?

Blake: Bro hug!

After a few seconds of bro hugging...

Michael: This is awkward.

Blake: Agreed.

Meanwhile, Fred and Kaele running back to the chair when they run into Sean.

Sean: Oh there you are! You left to get pelted by paintballs! That was so not cool!

Fred: Yah, I'm truly sorry for that.

Kaele: We made the best decision for the team.

Fred and Kaele both leave Sean behind, continuing on their way to the chair.

Sean: What's that supposed to mean?

Tristan runs into Flannery.

Flannery: There you are you jerk! Using me as bait was so not cool!

Tristan: Um, yah, sorry about that. None of that matters now.

Flannery: Really?

Tristan: Yes, really. Listen, I've got this flag, but I'm probably not going to make it, I've gotno less than 5 people from the other team on my butt. Here, you take this flag.

Tristan gives the flag to Flannery. Flannery takes it.

Tristan: NOW GO!

Lucas: I think I heard him.

Diego: Where?

Lucas: Over there.

Tristan runs down the hall. Flannery turns around and runs the other way.

Just as Fred and Kaele were rushing back to the chair, Flannery comes in and gives the red flag to Chris, who was laying down on his couch eating cheetos and watching tv.

Flannery: Um, okay. Here's the flag.

She hands it to Chris who takes it.

Chris: And the Dynamic Thunderbirds win! Although, you didn't need to bring me the flag.

Flannery: And why's that?

Chris: Because someone onthe other team goofed, and did something they weren't supposed to.

Flannery: Then why didn't you just call the game then?

Chris: Because, I've had a rough day. The last thing I wanted to do was call the game early and stop relaxing.

Flannery: Oh.

Before the elimination ceremony, Chris got out a tv screen.

Chris: Attention contestants, in case you're wondering who to vote for, here's some clips to help you make up your mind. Or not.

Chef turns it on. The first clip was of Lucas holding back Elyse. Diego fell and tripped, and Elyse got away.

Lucas: *Whispering* I know who I'm voting for.

The second clip was of Davy sneaking into the kitchen while Viviana and Silena were busy talking, and Davy getting away.

Silena: Yah, that wasn't my proudest moment.

The third clip was of Fred and Kaele getting fooled by Luna.

Elyse: Really? You let Luna of all people fool you?

Kaele: You should talk!

The last clip was of Sean, running away from Adrianna, Flynn, and Luna, as he was getting pelted by paintballs. He opens a door. It is the back door that Chris explicitely said not to open.

Sean: But that was taken out of context! I didn't know what door that was! and afterwards, I came back in.

Chris: Yah, but that doesn't change the fact that you still did it! Now everyone, get voting!

Diego pulls over Elyse, Fred pulls over Viviana and Silena.

Diego: I think I know who we're voting for tonight.

Elyse: Kaele?

Diego: No, we need to vote for Silena tonight.

Elyse: Why?

Diego: Beacuse she is the biggest threat to us athletic and not as smart people. You really think she would wanna keep people like us around for much longer? Plus today he made a big goof, so we've got a free shot.

Elyse: Okay.

Fred: So listen, it was a comedy of errors today, but I think we all can agree that Sean made the biggest one.

Viviana and Silena: Agreed!

Fred walks away from them. Viviana and Silena both stare at each other suspiciously.

Conf: Diego: So here's the thing, I've been suspicous of Silena ever since last episode. I believe she may have been on to Dawn. Not sure though, I can't confirm it, but who cares? She made a big mistake letting that Davy get away, and I have a feeling that Viviana and Sean will vote for her to cover their own hides.

Conf: Fred: AND GOODBYE SEAN!

Conf: Silena: Whew, I was worried that I was going home tonight. Viviana and I could vote for Fred, as something about him seems a little creepy, But tonight, it's all about protecting our own hides.

At the elimination ceremony...

Chris: Lucas, you were the only one on your team that didn't do anything wrong today, at least you tried to hold back Elyse, so here's your barf bag, and a Gilded Chris, as a reward for being the 1st contestant in Total drama history to get the first symbol of immunity after being the low man on the totem poll last last time. I think.

Lucas catches his barf bag and his Gilded Chris.

Lucas: Thanks, I love chocolate.

Chris: Fred, and Elyse, and surprisingly Viviana, you also got no votes. So here are your barf bags.

They catch thier barf bags.

Chris: Now, the rest of you racked up all the votes tonight. Diego and Kaele, with only 1 vote, here are your barf bags.

They both catch their barf bags.

Chris: Now Silena, you were distracted today when you should've been guarding, and you let Davy get away, and Sean, you broke a big rule today. And the last barf bag goes to...Silena!

Diego has a shocked look on his face.

Sean: Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming.

Chef straps a parachute and helmet on Sean then stuffs him into the cannon.

Chris: Any last words?

Sean: Actually yes. Kaele, screw youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Kaele has an uncomfortable look on her face, Diego has a suspicious one on his.

Chris: Well, that was today's episode. Who will get shot out of this lovely cannon next? Who will do something they regret? Will I have a better day tomorrow than I did today? All these questions and mor will be answered next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

Votes:

Sean: 4 Fred, Kaele, Silena, Viviana

Silena: 2 Diego, Elyse

Kaele: 1 Sean

Diego: 1 Lucas