User:EpicBacon

Hello it is EpicBacon, or Epic, or Bacon, or Markus, or Waffle whichever you prefer to call me and I suffer an extreme case of weirdness but that is alright because normal people are just plain boring. As for my life online I am the owner of Dramatic Static and if you are ignorant and decide to flame me because of it just don't and save yourself the trouble of getting banned, the fighting is over and I joined this website seeking for peace and of course occasionally cussing out the few idiotic thieves this site has.

As for my personality? It tends to be constantly changing, I suppose I don't even know who I am, I've been living for fourteen years and I am yet to figure it out. One day I will be your greatest enemy, the next I'll be your closest friend. I try having personality, after personality trying to figure out which stereotype is me which of course causes the people who I consider friends to always change. Their is one thing about me that I've always had and I refuse to embrace it, it's the fact that I am selfish. I have little concern for anyone that isn't myself. I believe that perhaps that is because I've never felt that anyone is thinking about me, so if I'm not doing it then who is?

In school what I am admired for is writing, in English class whenever we have to write anything and get to share it I'm always the first to volunteer and get the greatest response. My writing style isn't exactly worth bragging about the students seem to find listening to them enjoyable. Small things like that are what makes me believe life is worth living.

The term "time flies" has been the story of my life. I easily remember when my first day of middle school (which is 5th grade in my district) and now I'm done and going to high school once the summer is over and it all happened in a blink of an eye and it never took me until I graduated to realise that. One of my biggest regrets in life will be that I never treasured those years.

Where am I located? In North Bend, Oregon it's a fairly small community, with the drama of a town in California and ignorant jerks everywhere, however I feel that it is where I belong even though I am not like everyone else. What I hate the most about the area though is that as a human you are refused to get a second chance, and since I am constantly changing my first impression there wasn't a good one. My greatest fear is that I won't be able to live my life in the high school.

The family department is definitely something I struggle with, my parents are together but my relationship with my father is horrible. I know it's a strong word but this is how I feel, I literally hate my dad and I do wish death upon. He is emotionally abusive, ignorant, flat-out rude, and is in rage over the smallest things. People have told me that if my dad were to actually die I would miss him and regret all the things I have said and thought about him, when this is a lie. He has been away for two months at one period and.. they were the happiest months in my life once he returned everything went downhill from there. What makes my parents unique is their age. I believe a good majority of you are my age or close right? How old are your parents? Maybe in their early 40's I am guessing? My dad is 59 years old and my mom is 56. I have two siblings a brother and a sister and they are 15-16 years older then me any if you are too lazy to do the math it means my mom gave birth to me at the age of 45. It seems to be in the Purkey genes to be mature and be attracted to others that are, which might explain why my sister who is 29 married someone twenty-one years older then her and have a nineteen month baby. I find it to be a little disturbing but of course I haven't said anything because to her it is love. And no one way I am to tell her that it is wrong.

Do you enjoy pointless facts? I've probably got a million of them but I just cannot think of them on the top of my head at the moment. What I can tell you is that I am left handed which is unique, have the green eyes of Alejandro, and have an obsession over Total Drama. I suppose the last one was obvious, Total Drama is my life and sadly no one I know in real life enjoys watching it, in fact the way I enjoy the series is an embarrassment and I try to keep it a secret but of course I failed. It's such an amazing show although I'm slowly but surely drifting away from it, the show is starting to suck since Total Drama Action aired, they got a completely knew writing staff for season two and the series of ruined for me, however no matter how bad the show gets I'll always be attracted to the franchise I don't think I can ever get away from it since the first season was so amazing.

Did you actually read all of this? If so then you are what I consider a friend.