User blog:Peachycream/Owen Convinces Izzy of Zombie Apocolypse

Owen: Are you ready Izzy?

Izzy: Of course I'm not ready Big O. I don't wanna do this!

Today, Izzy is getting her wisdom teeth removed...

Owen: Any final words Izz?

Izzy: No! I...

After surgery, she'll be high on medication...

Izzy: *muffles*

I'm going to convince her that a Zombie outbreak has hit our city...

Owen: 🎶 How'd you get so hot baby? You're so smokin' hot...🎶

(Song gets interrupted by the Emergency Alert System)

Announcer: Civil authorities in your area have reported that the bodies of the dead are rising from their graves and attacking the living. Follow the messages on the screen as they will be updated as information becomes available. Do not attempt to approach or apprehend these bodies as they are concidered extremely dangerous.

Owen: *turns off radio* A zombie apocalypse? That's sounds scary!

Izzy: *muffling* Owen, you're driving so slow! Can't you go faster?

(Owen's cellphone rings)

Owen: Hang on! Noah's calling! *calls* Did you just get that emergency alert?

Noah: *on the phone* Yes! And this is NOT a test! Hurry! There's a zombie apocalypse appro...

Zombie: *growls*

Noah: *screams*

Owen: *on the phone* Noah? Noah?

Izzy: *muffling* We're not the Canadian army! Why can't we just go now?

Owen: Stay in the car Izzy. I'm getting the supplies.

(Owen gets out of the car)

Izzy: *muffling* Where am I? Where's the zombies?

Owen: Ok! I got the supplies ready. I've got water bottles, flashlights, pillows, blankets, first aid kit, Bear-y...

Izzy: *muffling* Those stuff are not what we want. We have bombs! Why are you putting emergency stuff in the car?

Owen: You're gonna need to defend yourself. I can't be with you the whole time! Look! This is how you use it.

(Owen gives Bear-y to Izzy)

Izzy: *muffling* What is this gonna do against anything?

Owen: You got it Izzy?

Izzy: *muffling* What is this supposed to do for me? How am I supposed to defend myself?

(Emma enters the car)

Emma: Izzy, we need to bring a friend. Which friend? Kitty or Ezekiel?

Izzy: *muffling* Kitty!

Emma: Why don't you take Ezekiel?

Izzy: *muffling* He's disgusting! He's always been booted off first in Total Drama. Leave him! Get Kitty!

Kitty: Thanks guys! It's a pleasure to help us get a ride.

Owen: No problem guys!

Later...

Emma: Kitty, could you please stop taking pictures of yourself?

Kitty: No! It's fun!

Owen: You guys wanna go to the hospital parking garage?

Izzy: *muffling* No! It's gonna be a bloodbath in there.

Emma: She's right!

Owen: Yeah! She's probably right! Let's go anyway!

Emma, Kitty, and Izzy: Huh?

Kitty: It's so dark in here!

Owen: Relax guys! It's probably safe!

Zombie: *growls*

Izzy: *muffling* What was that?

Owen: Whatever it was, it must be a...

Emma: ZOMBIE!!! *screams*

(A zombie captures Emma)

Kitty: I'll save you Emma! *screams*

(Another zombie captures Kitty)

Owen: What's going on here?

Zombie: BRAINS!!!

Owen and Izzy: *screams*

All: Surprise!

Izzy: *muffling* What happened?

Noah: We pranked you Izzy! There's no zombie apocalypse!

Shawn: Yeah! I was pretending to be a zombie all along.

Owen: Izzy, we know it's a joke! There is no zombie apocalypse approaching.

Izzy: *muffling* Can we go home now?