User blog comment:Bigez620/"You Regatta Be Kidding Me" - Review/@comment-1527105-20131030040936

''He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Cameron Wilkins. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Lightning who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Cameron was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Lightning, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Cameron, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a LESBIAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so lame. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack. ''