User:Jakusz/Don

Don’s as smooth as freshly spread butter on a warm loaf of bread right out of the oven, charming and personable in any situation. He’s used to getting by on his good look and stylish clothes but to be fair he’s awfully good looking and those really are some darn stylish clothes! If that somehow fails to make an impression Don’s also a bottomless well of little known facts and trivia, some of which are probably true! As a modern man in touch with his emotions, Don isn’t afraid to shed a few tears when a pair of racers are eliminated from the the competition or to pontificate on their failure, waxing poetic with a moving speech. He’s a man of the people, always happy to stop whatever he’s doing to pose for a fan photo or tastefully rendered romance novel cover. That’s just the sort of community service that comes with being the self-proclaimed most interesting man in the world! Whatever challenge the competitors are about to take on you can be sure that Don’s previously completed it in record time! We know this because he told us himself and I for one can’t think of any good reason to doubt him. That’s the smile of a trustworthy fellow, my friends, gleaming and glistening with the sparkly freshness of righteousness!