User:Shockwave527/AuditionTape

Shockwave527's Noah Audition tape:

(In a school, talking to a student, back to the camera)

Yes, yes, you just need to take the square root of the sine, and- (turns around)

Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there. If you don't know me already, you will soon. I'm Noah. Student body president, braniac, and probably the smartest guy you'll ever meet. Why would I try out for Total Drama? While physical challenges are not my forte, I'll bet any amount no one there can match my IQ. My intellect in unmatched, and through tactical strategy (unlike some people I know), others will become putty in the palms of my hands. And puh-lease, people think that it will take physical strength to win this? I'm here to prove that my brains are all I'm going to need.