Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

 is the the twenty-first song on Total Drama World Tour it is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem. It is sung only by Geoff and Blaineley's entourage, revealing that her real name is Mildred. It is Geoff telling bad things about Blaineley because she forced Bridgette into leaving the show. The Drama Brothers play the music.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer! Who calls herself your host! Who, without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Hey..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: ''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

Trivia

 * Somewhere in the song, Geoff calls Blaineley a 'Fake blonde schemer'. This could mean that, like Lindsay, she dyes her hair blonde.
 * Though he could have also meant she was a fake, blonde schemer; meaning that she is fake; and a blonde schemer.
 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant, the others being Oh Izzy Mix and We Built Gwen's Face. All three refer to female characters.
 * Weirdly enough, the show's next song, also named after Blaineley, would be the opposite of this song, with Blaineley listing her positives to contrast with this song's negatives.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation, and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play (except for Justin).
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, and Sasquatchanakwa is playing the accordion.
 * This is the second song in which an accordion is played, the first being Sea Shanty Mix.
 * This is the fifth song being sung towards hatred for another contestant, the other four are Stuck to a Pole, Paris, Sisters, and Boyfriend Kisser.
 * The man and the woman from the airport in The Aftermath: IV are seen in this song as part of Blaineley's entourage.
 * They, along with the final member of her entourage, were also seen in Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special during the Celebrity Manhunt opening theme, once again at the airport.
 * The female member of her entourage is also shown as one of Heather's friends in her alternate reality: The Bills.
 * During this song, Geoff performs a Ukrainian folk dance known as the "Kozachok". However, the tune of the song and balalaika are Russian.
 * This is the second aftermath song Bridgette hasn't appeared in, the first being Baby.
 * This is the ninth song in a row that Cody hasn't sung in.
 * This is the only song sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem, making it the only Total Drama World Tour Aftermath to only feature one song.
 * This is the third song that The Drama Brothers play the music for, the others being Baby and Save This Show.
 * This is the fourth song that Sasquatchanakwa replaces Cody in. The others are Baby, I'm Sorry and Save This Show.

Goofs

 * At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is talking about DJ's shirt, they appear to be missing. Also, DJ is sitting on the bottom row during the song, but at the end he is on the top row.
 * Before Geoff shows the audience the hair between Blaineley's toes, she had shoes on, then, after he is done showing the audience her toes, her shoes are on again as if she had never taken them off.