User:Jessicamoocow13

Jessicamoocow13? I'm sorry, my name is Courtney!
Well, that's it. I may as well be named Courtney. After all, there are only 10 other differences between us:


 * 1) I play soccer, she doesn't.
 * 2) It is unknown whether or not Courtney likes to sing, and I do (her voice actor is a jazz singer, though).
 * 3) She likes government, politics, and law. I dislike them.
 * 4) I cannot play violin.
 * 5) She looks good in cuffed shirts, but I have a wide neck and short stature that makes them look bad. Which brings me to...
 * 6) I am very short. She is not.
 * 7) She is much tanner. I am white and pasty.
 * 8) She is at least 16. I'm only 13.
 * 9) She runs with her palms open and legs extended, I run bunched-up, like a bullet.
 * 10) I would rather spend 2 hours in a department store waiting for my older sister to decide whether or not to get a 15 dollar tank top than speak respectfully towards Duncan. I hate him. Thankfully, Courtney is starting to hate him again too. HEE HEE HEE!!!!!