User blog:Mughees J. Simpson/Total Drama Big Brother: Pahkitew Version! (CYOA)

An intern is seen fumbling nervously with a stagelight, trying to get it to focus on Chris. He is visibly annoyed.

 Chris: Dude, is it really that hard to get it to focus on my precious face? The intern's supervisor, who goes by the name of Harold, pushes him aside and manages the lighting. He then gives Chris the signal that indicates that they've started recording. Chris: People of Canada! We're coming to you live from a warehouse in Toronto where fourteen contestants are just about to embark on a journey of hardships, heartbreak and pain. Oh, (grins), LOTS of pain! He walks over to a wide-screen television and stands next to it. The living room is shown, knick-knacks and magazines scattered on the coffee table. The cushions on the red velvet couch have been plumped as well. Chris: They're going to be locked into that house and if they want to win the grand prize of one million dollars, they're going to have to battle it out to kick each other out of there! The crowd cheers as a women in a red dress walks onto the stage. She makes it difficult for Chris not to call her out, instead he grits his teeth and greets her. His spotlight has been stolen. Blaineley: And that's not all, the winner will also be getting a sponsorship deal from a world-renowned food connoisseur, Chef Hatchet! He may be a good cook, but more than that, he's got quite the mouth. You wouldn't want to get in his way. (Blaineley winks) Chris's watch beeps, signalling that it's time to introduce the contestants. Chris: I assure you, we've chosen those who we're sure will not let me and you down in any way. We've already started to see some tension between them! Blaineley: Put your hands together for the cast of season one of the new hit reality series, Total Drama: Pahkitew's Return! Blaineley is met with a chorus of applause as the crowd goes wild. Five contestants walk onto the stage, dragging with them their luggage. A sixth, a blonde girl who'd stopped in the dressing room to check on her makeup and do a touch-up, follows. She tries to flash a grin at the audience, but finds it hard to do so. This is because, she along with the other contestants is squinting due to the intense light that was being reflected by the glitter-coated bag of another girl. You couldn't tell that she was in her twenties. Chris bit his lip, stopping himself from saying something that he would regret. He'd already been sent to the human resources department too many times. ''Please note that in this version, Ella's hair has been let down and she wears a bright yellow sundress instead. The contestants are considerably older.'' Ella: Oh sorry, I'd just grabbed this old thing on my way out. It used to be mine when I was about six years old and obsessed with glitter of any kind. Sugar: Yeah, I'm sure you didn't want to draw attention to yourself. What was it next to, the closet with dancing brooms? (Ella drops her smile after hearing this comment.) Chris: Girls please, let's save the drama for when you're in the house. Blaineley: Scarlett, after seeing your fellow contestants, how positive are you that you can beat the competition? Scarlett adjusts her glasses and answers. "I'm confident about my chances of winning, considering the odds. But I'm not about to take this too lightly." "And of course, I may have a trick or two up my sleeve.", she thinks. Chris: Rodney, how are you feeling?...Rodney? Rodney had, uptil now, been eyeing Scarlett. He'd been lost in his own fantasy and had to be brought to attention. Rodney: Huh? I'm a little rattled. I didn't expect for the competition to be so... After seeing that the other girls were waiting for his response, he trailed off and instead blushed. He was lost to the world again. Seeing the embarassing look on his face, Chris points to the television screen which now shows a couch, with a pixelated design on the cushions. It is aimed towards the camera. Chris: Here's where you can voice your thoughts, for those private moments when you feel that your fellow houseguests won't get you or you might want to keep something from them. Chris specifically looks at Samantha when he says this, and she gasps. The others look at her and she quickly plays it off as an opportunity to get their attention. Samey: Well I don't know about you, but I'm excited at getting the opportunity to play this game, away from the wrath of my horrid sister. It's going to be nice making a name for myself, for a change. The six of them walk to the door of the house and on Chris's signal, enter it. Sugar pushes Ella's things off the bed that the latter had claimed. Sky helps her gather her things, all the while, glaring at Sugar. (DIARY ROOM START) Rodney: I didn't expect to be surrounded by so many beautiful girls. I don't think I could take them on. I mean, would you choose a million dollars over someone you love? Sugar: That Ella girl better know that I'm on to her and her little act. She better watch out. Not everything is unicorns and rainbows in this realm of television. If she thinks she can trick me, she's got another thing coming! Samey: Was Chris trying to call me out in front of everyone? How is this fair, I didn't even ask to be part of a twist. Why am I still letting my sister control me? Sky: Sugar needs to pull her act together. So far, she has not painted a good image for herself. I mean, she could at least try to be civil. (DIARY ROOM END) The other seven contestants have gathered outside. Jasmine: I'm quite excited to be here! I'm done some intense physical training and I think I'm ready to take on the challenges. Pretty sure that nothing is going to get in my way. The scene cuts to showing Jasmine wrestling a creature back in Australia. She gets ahold of it and throws it into a cage. The rabid feline happens to be her cat, Whiskers. Shawn: This is going to be great practice for being in an enclosed space, such as a bunker. You know, just in case there's a zombie apocolypse or something. Not that I'm crazy or anything. ''Shawn has significantly more stubble than he did in the show and has exchanged his hat for a beanie. '' Jasmine: You can't be serious, right? "Of course, not." Shawn says, laughing it off so that it appears to the others to be a joke. Leonard: The mighty forces of Kaha will defeat the spirits of the brain-dead when they rise up! Chris: That's great Leonard. I'm sure we'd all love to hear more about you and whatever it is that is your hobby, but we're short on time so we're going to move on. Topher, what's your take on this? Q. What should be Topher's role in this story? A. He sticks to his role in the show and tries to build a name for himself so that he can take over the show. B. He's the resident hottie looking for a showmance. Does not have a game strategy. C. He's not above using people for his own gain and takes on the role of an antagonist. We're almost done with the introductions before we can get to the exciting part of the game, that is, the first Head of Household challenge!