Riot On Set

'''The teams are formed and tension is rising between Trent and Gwen. The cast mates must carry all their equipment up the tallest hill and film a skit they are assigned. Izzy is chosen to play an old lady while Duncan is picked for the role of an old, rundown gangster. But when Chef gives the two the wrong scripts to their designated characters... things start to go bad really fast.'''

Episode Summary
The episode begins with each of the cast mates sleeping in their bunk beds before they are rudely awoke by Chris. They are told that today they'll learn how tough being on set production is. Gwen mentions that she can handle it since she had a job at a petting zoo, which reminds Chris that it's time for Gwen and Trent to pick teams. The choosing starts off with Gwen, going boy then girl. Gwen picks Duncan, much to Trent's dismay. Spitefully, Trent chooses Lindsay. Gwen's next choice is Leshawna and Trent chooses Justin. Gwen chooses DJ and Trent chooses Beth. Gwen, not sure who to pick, is reminded by Leshawna to keep your enemies close and chooses Heather. Trent, unsure who to pick as well, settles for Owen leaving Harold for Gwen's team and Izzy for Trent's. Once the teams are settled, Chris announces that Gwen's team will be known as the Screaming Gaffers and Trent's team the Killer Grips. They are brought to a lot filled with studio equipment and a trailer and Chris informs them that their first challenge is moving the equipment up a huge hill. The two teams race nearly neck and neck until it was down to the final item, the trailer. Trent asks Owen to help pull the trailer up the hill, convincing him that if he does so he'll get to eat at a catering station which he claims is at the hill's top. They start up the hill, but Owen uses his belt buckle as a way to pull the trailer, causing his falling pants to slow down the Killer Grips. Gwen asks DJ if he could pull the trailer but he refuses, afraid someone might get hurt. His refusal allows the Killer Grips to reach the top first.

At the top of the hill Chris tells them that what they just did was only the first part of the challenge and that they now needed to preform a show for Chef, the winning team being the one that makes him show emotion. The Killer Grips are given a story of an old woman who lived a full life and the Screaming Gaffers a story of a thug who tried to go straight but can't fight the allure of the streets. Izzy immediately offers to play the old woman, claiming she is old in spirit and even the reincarnation of her great grandmother. The Screaming Gaffers choose a reluctant Duncan to play the part of the gangster.

During the preparation, Heather (after being helped down from being stuck in a light cable) admits that Harold would be an easy person to string along for an alliance. At the same time, Chef pulls DJ aside and tells him that he will help him man up and win if DJ splits the prize money with him. Once the filming started, it became clear that Chef had mixed up the scripts, leading to an emotional performance by Duncan and a win for the Screaming Gaffers.

At the elimination ceremony, Gilded Chris's are given out to everyone but Lindsay, Justin and Izzy, and Chris announces that Izzy has been voted out. After insisting she won't leave since her name is E-Scope, Chris changes her name on the sheet to E-Scope and has two men escort her to the Lame-o-sine (possibly to make sure she goes and doesn't start something). They then toss her into the car and as it drives away, she reminds the others that this was only just a dress rehearsal and that she will return someday as a big star.

Quotes

 * Chris: (blows airhorn then speaks into megaphone) All crew on set! Call time is four A.M.!  (kisses megaphone, turns to camera) I love this thing. Beth: (in the confessional) At first, I thought he was talking to the crew crew, not us. I was really hoping they'd replaced Chris the Creep with a nicer host this time around. Is that mean? Sorry!


 * Leshawna: (after being woken by Chris) I can't believe I'm doing another season of this show.


 * Harold: This continuing sadistic wake up call is messing with the natural rhythms of my body clock. My mojo will be destroyed!


 * Gwen: I once had a summer job at a petting zoo. "It's so adorable.  Everybody feeding the adorable goats their adorable cabbages."  But somebody-- i.e. me-- had to shovel up the less adorable end of the digestive process.


 * Chris: Okay, let's get this bloodbath started! You're gonna choose school yard style.  Boy, girl, boy, girl.  Ladies first.  Since we have no ladies here... Gwen!


 * Trent: I choose Justin. Gwen: Oh, pick all the good looking contestants. That'll get you far. (Leshawna and Duncan, already on Gwen's team, glare at her) Trent: It will in show biz.


 * Harold: (after Owen is chosen by Trent over him) Uh, hello? Don't wicked skills count for anything? I mean, who else here went to film camp and is fully trained as a junior cinematographer, with a thorough knowledge of lighting filters, film stock- Gwen: I pick Harold! If for no other reason, than to shut him up. Harold: Wise choice. Gwen: There were no other guys left. Harold: Still.


 * Trent: Um... I guess Izzy's on my team then. Izzy? Izzy: (pretends to not respond by whistling) Lindsay: She likes to be called "Kaleidoscope". Trent: (sighs) Oh, right.  "E-Scope." Izzy: Here! (giggles) Hi!


 * Chris: Gwen, I christen your team "The Screaming Gaffers"! Trent, you're "The Killer Grips"! Beth: Grip?  I-I don't wanna be a grip! Heather: Puh-lease!  It's not like being called a gaffer is something to brag about.  It sounds like something that has rabies. (crashes are heard off-screen, everyone turns to the source to see two T.O.'d crew members) Phil: I'm sick and tired of gettin' no respect around here! (walks away while Fat Crew Members pushes over a TV set) Chris: Okay, since we're running late now and don't seem to have any more... um... whatever those... two... crew... dudes... did...  we better get going!  You're challenge, for each team to set up a film set! LeShawna: (confident laugh) We'll be scarfing flapjacks by seven. Chris: Oh will you?  As location manager, I want your sets to go... there! (points to the top of a giant hill, reminiscent of the 1,000 foot high cliff from last season) Gwen: You just love doing this to us! Chris: Yes!  Yes I do! (Smirking and taking out a walkie-talkie) Chef! Clear for traffic up there? (Chef looks around and shrugs)


 * Trent: (rubbing Gwen's lucky necklace as he runs up the hill) C'mon lucky necklace! Papa Trent needs you. Izzy: Eheh, wow! I thought I was crazy! You're talking to jewelry? Trent: You are crazy! I'm just trying to help our team win this thing. Izzy: Hehey! That's what I'm trying to do too! If you've got some lucky earrings I'd be glad to have a little chat with them, huh?


 * Trent: How the heck are we going to get those trailers all the way up the hill? Lindsay: I have a great idea! (in the confessional) It's so great to be free from Heather.  I can totally contribute more and stuff!  I have a lot of unwrapped potential, you know.  (back on set)  Let's get Tyler to do it! Trent, Beth, Izzy: He's not here any more! Lindsay: Oh, right!  Bummer...


 * Beth: (cheerleading) Owen, Owen, he's our guy! If he can't do it... uh... he's not our guy!


 * Beth: (after Owen get's the trailer up the hill) He actually won! Chris: Well... not... exactly. Beth: Pardon? Chris: That was only the first part of the challenge. Did I neglect to mention that?


 * Heather: Hey! What about lunch?  We have been working for eight hours and you are legally obligated by Union rules to give us a meal break. Chris: Oh yeah?  Who here is in the Union? (Only Chris raises his hand) Yeah, I thought so! Heather: (in the confessional) I am hereby forming Local One of United Workers Against Chris.  Who's with me?  Everybody?


 * Trent: Alright, we need an old lady. Izzy: Oh, please! Let me do it!  It's gotta be me!  I've got an old soul!  I'm, like, 87-years-old in the inside 'cause I've been reincarnated, like, a whole buncha times!  Actually, I'm the reincarnation of my very own Granny Mavis! (starts acting like Granny Mavis, using a Scottish accent) "Aye there, laddie!  Ya spelled a wey bit'a haggis on yer kilt!  I can tell ya of the Lochs a risin' up to tha claw!"  (bows and exhales) Killer Grips: Okay, fine!


 * Lindsay: (applying make up on Izzy) Your make-up... gorgeous! And now I'm gonna make you really feel like an old lady. (forces Izzy to crouch) Izzy: (cranky) I feel like eighty-years have already passed since I started to adjust the lighting! Beth: (adjusting the lights) Don't move! Izzy: Oh, don't worry.  I can't.  My legs are totally asleep! Owen: (doing sound check) Could I get that last line again? Izzy: (grabs boom mike and shouts) MY LEGS ARE ASLEEP! Owen: (screams as high volume of Izzy's voice pains his ears, casuing him to fall over)


 * Duncan: (having difficulty preparing) One, I can't memorize this much. And two, these lines are way out of left field. Heather: Just say what is written and quit being such a prima donna! LeShawna: We all have a job to do. Heather: So you just stand there and look pretty.  Okay?  (pokes Duncan's arm) Pretty boy? Duncan: Don't call me pretty!  The last guy who called me pretty ended up looking a lot less pretty. (crumples script page) Get it? Chris: (watching from behind the set, chuckling quietly) Friction between the crew and talent.  I love it!  It's like a real film set.


 * Duncan: (performing) I've lived a good, long life. I've loved, I laughed.  But what I miss most of all is my sweet little goat. (gets teary-eyed)  Shope!  Oh, bah... bah...


 * Trent: Duncan's performance made me realize some stuff. Like, I've loved.  Lost.  But what I miss most is my sweet little goat, Gwen. Gwen: (touched) Baaah. (giggles) Trent: You guys are just friends, right? Gwen: Worry not.  The guy has a secret photo of Courtney under his pillow.  And really, he's no Trent. Trent: I'm sorry I called you a wannabe. Gwen: Ah, whatever.  All I know is, I don't wanna be you right now. Trent: (frightened) Because you're gonna dump me? Gwen: No chance!  More like because you have to go vote someone off. Trent: (relieved) Ah, whatever.  As long as you're still here, I'm good.


 * Chris: (announcing the loser) Izzy! Time to go! Izzy: I'm not going any where.  That's not my name. Chris: (looks to Chef for help) Chef: (shrugs) Girl likes to be called "Kaleidoscope". Chris: (glares at Izzy, who in turn has her nose up to him) Can I get a pen over here? (is thrown a pen, makes correction on results sheet) It says "E-Scope" now!  Okay?


 * Izzy: (after being thrown into the Lame-o-sine, speaking in a Scottish accent) This was just a dress rehersal, my darlings! (giggles and blows kisses while the Lame-o-sine drives off, reverts back to normal speaking voice) You'll see my star on the Walk of Fame. Mark my words.  MARK THEM!

Trivia

 * This episode marks the first time in the season that non-returning campers (Tyler and Courtney) were mentioned.
 * The castmates have switched bunks since the originally chose them in the first episode. DJ now shares a bunk with Owen, Duncan and Justin are now in separate bunks, while Harold is shown alone. Trent's sleeping location is not revealed, although it is likely that he is sharing with either Harold or Justin. Meanwhile, Leshawna is now surprisingly sharing a bunk with Heather, Lindsay and Beth have separated, with Beth alone and Lindsay bunking above Gwen, while Izzy had a bunk to herself.
 * The driver based off DJ's original design seen by Courtney in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island, is shown here to be employed by the show as a gaffer and working alongside Phil, casting doubt on whether or not the driver was actually a member of the outside world and that what Courtney saw was merely something Chris fabricated to mess with the campers' heads.
 * LeShawna convinces Gwen to pick Heather by reciting her line of "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer," but LeShawana should not know about this line since Heather said it away from LeShawana.  Although the line is a fairly common saying, so she probably just thought of it on the spur of the moment.
 * It's somewhat odd that Izzy was eliminated, as it was not really her fault that they lost the challenge (Trent even said that she was dedicated to her role). In addition, none of her teammates (except perhaps Justin) showed much of a grudge against her for losing.  So it's unknown who exactly voted against her.
 * Izzy and Justin are assigned to a team, yet Izzy shows no signs of complaint against being on the same team as Justin (though she may have been so happy that she didn't really care).
 * Based on Izzy's performance as her Granny Mavis, she is apparently of Scottish descent. Her being a natural redhead further supports the idea.
 * Owen seemed to show no sign of sadness when Izzy was taken off the set, leaving the future of their relationship a mystery as of now.
 * In this episode, the Gilded Chris Awards appear to be chocolate statuettes wrapped in gold foil as Owen manages to eat the award while removing the gold foil out of his mouth.  This contradicts to the previous episode as Lindsay got hit in the head by an award and was knocked out (it also made a clanging like sound).
 * Like in Alien Resurr-eggtion, Chris narrowed the eliminations down to three cast members who would be eliminated as opposed to two in the previous season. In this episode, it came down to Izzy, Justin and Lindsay.