Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song on Total Drama World Tour it is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem. It is sung only by Geoff. It is Geoff telling bad things about Blaineley because she tricked Bridgette into leaving the show. The Drama Brothers play the music.thumb|300px|right

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open land or two, a treasure of a girl!

Blaineley: That's me!

Geoff: Who's behavior on the show always makes me hurl!

Blaineley: What?!?

Geoff: ''She's a nasty fake schemer, who calls herself your host! And without the help of her onteroche her job would be toast!''

Interns: Hey!

Blaineley: Hey! Hey.....

Geoff: She'll tell 'you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of doo-doo that she has to double-flush the can!

Interns: Hey!

Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber!

Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, one size eight, so when she wears the bigger one you'll ask if she lost weight!

Interns: Hey!

Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you, Blaineley. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!''

Interns: Hey!

Geoff: ''She's a phony scheming weasle-nose, and her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she teases her bros,and her real name isn't Blaineley! ''It's Meldred!

Interns: Hey!

Geoff: Hey!