User blog comment:Caption Crunch/Week of August 25, 2013/@comment-11649998-20130826131540

"Here we find an example of the elusive "troll" in person. The troll, unlike most animals, has no atrulistic tendencies; in fact, it specifically appears to provoke and bring pain to other animals. This specimen is presumably related to some sort of avian-human hybrid. Further-"