Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley

Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song sung on Total Drama World Tour. It is sung on Aftermath Aftermayhem by Geoff and Blaineley's entourage in an attempt to explain all the bad things about Blaineley after she angered Geoff by forcing Bridgette to leave the show. The Drama Brothers play the background music.

Lyrics
Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl! Blaineley: That's me! Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl! Blaineley: What?! Geoff: ''She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself your host! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!'' Entourage: Hey! Blaineley: Hey! Heeeyyy..... Geoff: ''She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber! Geoff: ''She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: ''She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!'' Entourage and Geoff: Hey! Geoff: ''She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, but she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!' Entourage: Hey!

Trivia

 * At the end of the song, Geoff reveals that Blaineley's real name is Mildred.
 * This is the third song to take a name of a contestant, the others being Oh My Izzy and We Built Gwen's Face.
 * All three refer to female characters.
 * This is the only song out of the three, to not be sung due to the female being eliminated.
 * The Drama Brothers provide the instrumentation, and they are seen playing instruments they don't normally play except for Justin.
 * Trent is playing a balalaika, Harold is playing a tuba, and Sasquatchanakwa is playing the accordion.
 * This is the third song in which an accordion is played, the first being Eine Kleine, and the second being Sea Shanty Mix, making this the only aftermath song to feature accordion-playing.
 * This is the fifth song being sung towards hatred for another contestant, the other four are Stuck to a Pole, Paris in the Springtime, Sisters, and Boyfriend Kisser.
 * The female member of Blaineley's entourage is also shown as one of Heather's friends in her alternate reality: The Bills.
 * During this song, Geoff performs a Ukrainian folk dance known as the "Kozachok." However, the tune of the song and balalaika are Russian. However, it should be noted that the Ukraine borders Russia and has a very similar culture.
 * In the song, Geoff calls Blaineley a "nasty, fake blonde schemer." It is unknown whether Blaineley has natural blonde hair, because it could have been interpreted as "She's a nasty, fake, blonde schemer.”
 * This is the only song sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem, making it the first Total Drama World Tour Aftermath to only feature one song.
 * This is the third song that The Drama Brothers play the music for, the others being Baby and Save This Show.
 * This is also the third song that The Drama Brothers perform to with Sasquatchanakwa taking Cody's place.
 * The members of Blaineley's entourage are all civilians from the airport Chris and Chef are at in The Aftermath: IV.

Goofs

 * At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is singing about DJ's shirt, they appear to be missing.
 * Before Geoff shows the audience the hair between Blaineley's toes, she had shoes on, but then after the scene where he is done showing the audience her toes, her shoes are on again as if they had never been taken off.