Top Dog

'''The cast participates in animal themed challenges. Things really start to get out of hand as someone is exposed for the mole they are, and at elimination a certain antagonist finally meets the end of the line, and a spy is fired. This all leads up to the final two of Total Drama Action being decided.'''

Plot
The episode opens with Duncan walking sleepily into the guy's trailer. He reveals that he and Courtney spent the night talking about "relationship stuff". Duncan then shows Owen the large relationship rule contract that Courtney wrote out for him, and he states that Courtney wants him to memorize it. Then, they all go to breakfast. Courtney is seen imposing the rules already, much to Duncan's annoyance. Beth also reveals that she heard everything that they had said, except for some minor parts. The cast also eats "scrambled eggs" cooked by Chef. Chris then appears with a parrot (which he later gets into a fight with), saying that today is the "animal-buddy" movie genre, because he couldn't think of any more themes other than "guy in a coma" movies. He shows the cast that they will all receive animals for the challenge, and the competitors choose which animal they would like. They then have to make the animals act like them. Beth inadvertently succeeds in training her raccoon, as she becomes friends with it. Duncan is trying to get his chameleon to change its colour to the colour of his mohawk, while Courtney tries to teach her shark to cheer. Owen is also shown sabotaging the other castmates. It is then time for the cast to show what they have taught their animals. Beth gets a ten, due to her relationship with her raccoon. Owen gets a six for "teaching" his bear to do a mild impression of him. Duncan gets an eight for getting his chameleon to be the correct colour. Courtney doesn't receive a score, as she ended up in a fight with her shark.

Courtney does not participate in the next part of the challenge, as she is fighting off a pack of sharks. The rest of the castmates are taken out into the woods. They are accompanied by their animals and must find their way out of the woods. Beth and her raccoon get "lost," while Duncan and his chameleon just walk along aimlessly. Owen and his bear try to figure out how to sabotage the other three competitors. Beth is shown to still be stuck in the woods and frightened out of her mind, until her raccoon shows her a path they can take.

Meanwhile, Courtney has dispatched two sharks and is left fighting one last shark, who grabs hold of her PDA and threatens to eat it. She is infuriated and tries to get it back, only to end up falling over a waterfall. Owen sabotages Duncan (who has lost his chameleon) by luring him into a deep hole, which causes Duncan to go crazy. Duncan, out of hunger, eats the papers Courtney gave him. Owen then gets stuck in a trap himself with his bear. They manage to eat their way out by eating berries to break the branch that is holding them up. Beth and her raccoon end up going into the raccoon's home, which is very nicely furnished. She spends some time there, though she ends up being the first to return to the trailers, making Beth the winner of the challenge and invincibility. They then wait for the others. Two days after Beth had originally arrived, the rest of the castmates return to the trailers. Courtney is shivering out of "PDA withdrawal", Duncan is acting savagely, and Owen grew a beard again. Chris announces Beth as the winner. Afterwards, Beth and Courtney begin to bicker after Beth's raccoon is shown to have found Courtney's PDA. While they are talking, Courtney gets a message from her lawyers outing Owen as a traitor, and Beth and Courtney accuse him of such, figuring out that Harold was telling the truth about Owen in 2008: A Space Owen. Duncan, still acting like a savage, knocks Beth out with a tranquilizer dart from his blowgun. Courtney kisses him to snap him out of it, and gets annoyed after Duncan reveals that he "lost" the papers she gave him. Owen then reveals that the chameleon has been with Duncan all along. They all go to the Gilded Chris ceremony that evening. Courtney is voted out, mainly due to Duncan disliking how many rules she was imposing on him. Owen is fired by Chris for having been discovered, so he leaves the competition too. As Courtney is leaving, she breaks up with Duncan. After Courtney and Owen are taken away, Chris proclaims Beth and Duncan the final two and tells viewers to tune into the finale.

Quotes
(Cut to Duncan entering the trailer, groaning) Owen: Where were you all night? An alien abduction? It was, wasn't it?! You were subjected to an endless night of alien probing! Oh, the humanity! Duncan: Chill, Owen. I spent the night in Courtney's trailer. Owen: (grins) Really? What did you two do all night? C'mon, c'mon! Duncan: Down, boy! We talked. About relationship stuff mostly. It's a little hazy... I'll let you know after I read THIS. (holds up a stack of papers) Owen: Dude, Courtney gave you... homework? Duncan: (in confessional, holding the stack of papers) Courtney wrote me a 32-page letter outlining all my faults and how to correct them if we're ever going to have a serious relationship. All of which she expects me to memorize! I think I would have preferred a night of alien probing. Chef: (laughs hysterically) "Scrambled eggs"! (laughs) Chris: That's my new BFFF: Best Flying Friend Forever. Beth: (in confessional) Actually, it makes perfect sense. Those two are made for each other! The only difference is one would eat you alive in a heartbeat, and the other's a shark. Owen: Dude, Scruffy was a bug. Duncan: Nobody talks about Scruffy like that! Nobody! Duncan: Hour for what? Courtney: "Page two, section five" ring any bells? You promised to pay me a compliment once every hour. Duncan: Oh... yeah, right... um... you have... nice teeth. Beth: Owen betrayed us, but Courtney's the bigger threat. ''(votes) ''Owen: I like Duncan, but Beth and Courtney eat less. More for me! (votes) Courtney: See you never, traitor! (votes) Duncan: (snores, then wakes up, voting) Huh? Chris: The Gilded Chris goes to... Beth, and... Duncan! Courtney, since Beth and Duncan both voted for you, it's time for your ride home! Owen, I'll deal with you in a moment. Courtney: WHAT?! Duncan voted for ME?! UGH! (tosses away her voting device) Duncan: (in confessional) Court's popularity's in the toilet; I can't have her dragging me down. But the real reason? The 32-page letter. And people call ME psycho! (Cut to Courtney in the Lame-O-Sine) Courtney: (to Duncan) How could you do this to me? After everything?! We are so DONE! (Chef closes the door) Owen: (being led to the Lame-O-Sine by Chris) Uh, Chris? I think you forgot to give me MY Gilded Chris Award. Chris: Sorry, Owen. You've been fired. Owen: But... whyyyy? Chris: (pushes Owen into the Lame-O-Sine) What's the point of having a spy who's been spied? (The Lame-O-Sine drives away) Duncan! Beth! The Final Two! (the two grin) One of you will become a millionaire, and the other... will not! (they glare at Chris, and he pushes them aside) Tune in for our most controversial episode ever of '''TOTAL! DRAMA! ACTION!'''
 * Owen: (farts and wakes up) Wait, no pillow whipped at my head? No angry threat to stick a cork in it? (gasps and stands up) Where's Duncan?!
 * Duncan: Great... maybe I'll get lucky and today's genre will be "guy in a coma" movie.
 * Beth: Wow, Chef! These scrambled eggs actually look pretty good!
 * Beth: (in confessional; about Duncan and Courtney's talking) I totally heard every insane word. Well, almost every word. I dozed off around page nine, section three, paragraph four, and then again on page twenty-two, section eleven, paragraph eight. Poor Duncan.
 * Duncan: (referring to the parrot Chris has on his shoulder) Dude, what's with the flying rat?
 * Chris: The first animal buddy movie challenge will be to pick an animal and teach it to be just like you. That shouldn't be too hard, since you're all animals! (expects a laugh)
 * Chris: (in confessional) You try coming up with 26 movie genres! It was either "animal buddy" or "guy in a coma" movies!
 * Courtney: I got the shark! The shark's mine!
 * Duncan: I'll take the chameleon, in tribute to my beloved reptilian friend, Scruffy.
 * Courtney: (talking to shark) Look, let's not waste each others time. I don't like you, you don't like me, but help me get into the finals and I will make you a very rich shark.
 * Courtney: Duncan! Hour's almost up!
 * Duncan: (in confessional) Hey, I like Courtney, I really do, but I also like a million big ones. Best case scenario, I win the money and the girl. But if it comes down to it, I need the money more than I need some high-maintanence chick with a superiority complex, heh. (suddenly grows nervous over what he just said) Ehhh... don't tell her I said that, okay?
 * Courtney: Ready? Here we go! (Spells out "FISHY" as she cheers) F-I-S-H-Y! You ain't got no alibi! You fishy, uh-huh! You fishy, uh-huh! Come on, get your fins up! Fins up! Come on, get your fins up! (stops cheering) Get your fins up!
 * Duncan: You're my only hope!
 * Owen: (in confessional) I learned a lot today. One: Never eat wild berries without knowing if they're poisonous. Two: Explosive diarrhea is NOT a recommended outdoor activity. And three: You're gonna wanna stay out of those woods for a while. (farts) A long while.
 * Owen: (in confessional) I'm kind of glad that they found out I'm the producers' mole. Now I can go back to being myself! Although on the way here, I short-sheeted Beth's bed, cleaned a toilet with Duncan's toothbrush, and filled the salt shakers with onion powder. What can I say? It's hard to quit cold turkey.
 * Chris: This is a BIG one, cast. Beth is safe from elimination, which means the rest of you are fair game. So sharpen those claws and cast your votes. Someone is going home for the last time!
 * Courtney: Better be Duncan who wins. He signed an iron-clad contract, and I'm taking my 50% of the million bucks! I don't care if it gets locked up in the courts for years. My lawyers will take my calls, when they realize how much money I'm going to make them. "On vacation for three weeks?!" I'm not paying them to take personal time! (throws the PDA out the window) Fine, I'll represent myself. Who needs lawyers, anyway? All I need is this little paper that holds my entire future. (the contract gets blown out the window) NOOOOOO...

Trivia

 * The episode's title could be a reference to either Top Cat, Top Gun, or Top Dog. If it is referenced to Top Dog, it is the only episode to keep the referenced movie title the same.
 * Like her fellow antagonists Heather and Justin, Courtney had a major downfall in the episode in which she was eliminated:
 * Despite her ruthless competitiveness, Courtney wasn't able to score a single point in this episode's challenge, having spent most of the episode fighting with (and at one point, getting injured by) her animal buddy instead.
 * She lost her beloved PDA and went through severe withdrawal symptoms as a result of her losing it; she would eventually get it back, although only after the challenge was over.
 * The deciding vote for her elimination came from her love interest Duncan after she imposed rules on their relationship that were deemed by him to be far too strict. Ironically, Duncan was the person who most vehemently opposed her elimination in the first season.
 * Duncan choosing the million dollars over her can also be seen as karma for Courtney's similar actions in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island!.
 * Although she was responsible for Owen's unfair elimination, she herself would be eliminated when she tried to eliminate him again.
 * Owen's role in the show is revealed by Courtney's lawyers, and Chris fires him from the position.
 * This reveals that Owen was not really competing again, but was more like a staff member.
 * This is the first Total Drama episode that contains a use of real blood, though episodes like If You Can't Take the Heat and (especially) The Sand Witch Project have parody use of fake blood.
 * Beth made a reference to The Blair Witch Project, when she was alone in the woods with her animal.
 * Each castmate gets an animal during the challenge:
 * Courtney: Shark
 * Beth: Raccoon
 * Owen: Bear
 * Duncan: Chameleon
 * All the votes in this episode were easy to figure out:
 * Courtney: Owen, for being a traitor.
 * Owen: Duncan, because he eats more than Beth or Courtney.
 * Duncan: Courtney, because of all the strict rules she imposed on their relationship.
 * Beth: Courtney, because she was the biggest threat.
 * Duncan was the only one who didn't find out prior to the Gilded Chris ceremony that Owen was a spy working for Chris. Had he known, it may have influenced his vote.
 * In the raccoon hideout, the raccoons are viewing Badminton: The Movie.
 * This episode is the first time a bear is seen since Monster Cash.
 * Courtney makes a Lord of the Flies reference.
 * Duncan mentions his pet spider Scruffy again (who is now deceased) and chooses the Chameleon in honor of him.
 * However, he refers to Scruffy as a reptile despite that he was a tarantula. Owen corrects him on it, but Duncan takes it as him insulting Scruffy.
 * However, Owen is also wrong. Scruffy is a tarantula, which are arachnids.
 * The Chameleon is the only new animal featured in this episode. The shark and the bear have appeared multiple times on show and the raccoon simply had a different facial design than the ones that have appeared before. In addition, the raccoons that appeared before did appear again here.
 * For the first time in the Total Drama series, the final two both come from opposing teams (where as the first season, the final three were all formerly from the same team). The two also come from opposing teams of last season's teams.
 * Two of Courtney's rules were revealed in the episode:
 * Only Courtney can utilize pet names.
 * Duncan must compliment Courtney once every hour.
 * Courtney was voted off by the votes, but Owen was eliminated because Chris fired him, not by a tie of votes.
 * Just as two contestants were eliminated in the second episode, two more were eliminated in this episode, the second-to-last episode of the season. Although Bridgette and Geoff were voted out officially, where as Courtney was the only one officially voted out, Owen was fired by Chris.
 * This marks the first occasion that a contestant has been fired.
 * This is the second time that a double elimination occurs. The first time is in Alien Resurr-eggtion.
 * This is the second time the final two contestants are male and female. (First time being Owen and Gwen, now Duncan and Beth)
 * In this episode, Owen is shown to enjoy being an antagonist, as he is happy, and feels no remorse for his actions.
 * But then when he was exposed, he was happy because he wouldn't be bad anymore.
 * Even though Chef's "scrambled eggs" weren't really scrambled eggs, it is not revealed what they really were.
 * The two people who were originally Screaming Gophers (Beth and Owen) were the only ones who bonded with their animals.
 * Beth and her raccoon were shown to be close many times.
 * Owen and his bear mess up the others (except Beth) throughout out the show.
 * The two people eliminated in this episode, are the two people whose names were used in the episode Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen.
 * This is the first time there have been two elimination episodes in a row since Alien Resurr-eggtion and Riot on Set.
 * When Duncan went crazy, it may be a counterpart of when Owen went crazy in Camp Castaways.
 * Coincidentally, Owen is seen in this episode sporting a full-length beard like the one he grew in Camp Castaways.
 * Chris calling his parrot his BFFF (Best Flying Friend Forever) may be a reference to how Katie and Sadie call each other BFFFL's (Best Female Friends For Life).
 * This is the first time that there is no proper final three because Chris fired Owen.
 * This is the only non-Aftermath Total Drama Action episode to not feature Harold (excluding the recap), though he is mentioned.
 * This is the second episode in a row when the only person who voted for Owen got the boot.
 * Chris makes a reference to "Back to the Future" when discussing the recap.
 * When Chris tells Beth and her raccoon that they are the first team to arrive, the style that he uses is a possible reference to The Amazing Race.
 * The parrot from Haut Camp-ture is seen once again in this episode.
 * As Duncan returns to camp, crazy, he makes an entrance similar to how he did in Full Metal Drama, where he comes screaming in while swinging on a vine.
 * Courtney calls three out of four animals different than their species in this episode:
 * She calls Duncan's chameleon a "glorified lizard".
 * She calls her shark a "glorified dolphin".
 * She calls Beth's raccoon a "rat".
 * Coincidentally, Duncan is the last member on his team in Total Drama Island as well as Total Drama Action.
 * All of the animals on this episode appeared through out Season One and Season Two execpt the Chameleon.
 * This is the second time that someone tampers with the salt shakers. The other time was in Beach Blanket Bogus.
 * The two pranks both were pulled in Total Drama Action.

Goofs

 * When the campers and their animals are arriving in the forest on the bus, the raccoon is shown to wear glasses. When it is shown again, it is not.
 * When Duncan is crazy, he has pupils in his eyes, this is unusual as throughout both seasons he has had eyes without pupils, they disappear throughout the episode, and eventually go away when he is no longer crazy.
 * This was likely done to distinguish "crazy Duncan" from "regular Duncan".
 * Chris says that he had to make twenty-six movie genres but he didn't because of the three Aftermaths. He may be referring to the amount of episodes there are. But even with this he'd be one short of the correct number as this is the twenty fourth episode while the finale would be on the twenty fifth episode. It is possible that he had another planned, but canceled it due to Owen's cover being blown.
 * Courtney is eating the "scrambled eggs", though her rules says she does not have to eat Chef's cooking.
 * Chef says that the bear had one more day on it's contract in Monster Cash. However, the bear returns in this episode. It is possible that his contract was renewed, however.
 * The Raccoon has a new facial design in this episode having white eyes and black pupils. Though when Chris shows all of the animals together at the beginning of the episode, it has black eyes and white pupils.
 * When Duncan leans up from the bed, his goatee is missing.
 * While Owen was messing with the campers there were a few goofs:
 * Owen sprays Duncan's hair with hair spray, but when he is shown doing so the spray goes on more than his mohawk, it sprays the top of his head, too, but it does not change color.
 * Owen sprays Duncan's mohawk blue-plaid, but in the real world, he could not spray multiple colors. This was most likely the joke the creators were going for.
 * After Owen sprays Duncan's hair, it goes back to normal in the next scene.
 * Owen says that he does not need to tamper with Beth, but he says it loud enough that she should have heard it.
 * Owen is also carried by a rope while messing with the campers, but, first of all, he could not be carried by a rope because he would not be connected to anything. Second, in Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen, Owen needed to be carried by a giant machine, but the contestants would've heard a large machine coming.
 * Owen said that he filled the salt shakers with onion powder but in muultiple episodes, campers say there are no condiments or toppings for their food. The most likely explanation is that, in Total Drama Action, they decided to give the contestants condiments.