User:Th0rny

About Me
Yo! I am Th0rny (T0, Th0rnmiester) and I watch Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. If there are any questions, please go to my talk page. I would also like to point out that I am not the Th0rny that directed Total Drama. My middle name just happens to be Thornton.



I personally like the first half of Total Drama Action and the second half of Total Drama Island better. I don't know why. Although the second half of TDA sucked. I'll leave it at that.

Classic Quotes

 * "Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!" - Homer J. Simpson


 * "Farewell, Total Drama Island. I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies. What more can a man ask for?" - Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the Fifth


 * "Oo, oo, oo! Like butterknives, we're free!" - Lindsay


 * "Oh, you're going down! We're going to bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!" - Tyler


 * "Make a decision! I'm bored, and do you know what happens when I'm bored?" - Eva
 * "I think I see a bird," - Ezekiel

Characters
22. Courtney (She is a bossy, poor-sported, annoying, stuck-up, evil little CIT brat! I want her kicked off the show forever)

21. Justin (I'm talking to you, McGorgeousness)

20. Sadie (She is not very funny, and she talks way too much, in my opinion)

19. Katie (She is almost as bad as Sadie, but is a bit less annoying)

18. Noah (I can't stand such a know-it-all, or in this case, a Noah-it-all)

17. Geoff (He was great in TDI, but the Aftermath ruined him)

16. Eva (She is funny, but not that funny)

15. Heather (Hilarious, but is a total queen bee)

14. LeShawna (I am okay with her, but her comments about "white-boy/white-girl" are somewhat racist)

13. Duncan (Mean. He didn't deserve to win TDA)

12. DJ (He's pretty okay. He may be boring, but at least he's nice)

11. Gwen (Yeah! This Goth girl rocks)

10. Tyler (I may not know him very well, but he is hilarious)

9. Trent (I put him at "9th" for a different reason than what you think. I like his character)

8. Bridgette (Man, it is hard not to like her. She is so awesome)

7. Lindsay (Every scene she is in, she is idiotic... that's why I like her)

6. Cody (Oh yeah! This nerd is just like me. I love how he hit on Gwen)

5. Izzy (Or, is it E-scope? Explosivio? Esquire? Either way she is awesome)

4. Ezekiel (How can you not like him? He rocks)

3. Owen (Owen... is... AWESOME!)

2. Beth (I love how sweet she is, and she should have won TDA... stupid Duncan)

1. Harold (I think he may be the best character on the show...)

Fictional Time on Total Drama
Th0rny, labeled The Sweet Guy, was a late-comer to the competition in TDA and on the Screaming Gaffers team. He will also be a contestant on Total Drama World Tour.

Total Drama Action
In Monster Cash, after Chris had explained the rules of season two to the fourteen contestants, he had also mentioned that there would be a late-comer to the show. Heather objected, going on about how unfair it was to have someone just jump in. Chris retorted that since he is the host, he makes the rules. He then introduced Th0rny. He arrived in a nonchalant manner, and was excited to be on the show. He introduced himself to Harold, Owen, and Beth. He mentioned in the confessional that they were his favorite characters. Chris then introduced the challenge to the fifteen teenagers: a Monster Movie Challenge. Chris exclaimed, "Action!". Nobody moved a muscle. He then defined the definition of "action". Th0rny ran off with Harold and LeShawna. As he spoke with the lanky nerd, he learned that he still had feelings for LeShawna. He then vowed to help Harold hook up with his crush. Then, he and Harold were captured. They spent the rest of the night in the Bouncy Castle. When Geoff and Bridgette were dropped off, they were seen playing Go-Fish. Later, Owen let everybody out after he managed to win the challenge. Chris then announced the actual challenge. But before he could say what it was, Owen had already consumed the food. Chris burst his bubble when he said that the food was silicone, saw dust and wax. Owen then burped up the key. The males had won the pick of the trailer. Trailer A was as luxurious as ever, though Trailer B was squashed by the Monster, controlled by Chef Hatchet. Th0rny was flabbergasted when Owen had chosen the destroyed trailer. Then, the girl's hopes were crushed after Chef had crushed the other trailer, as well. It took Chef seven hours to finally repair the trailers. In the guy's bunk, the arrangements were; Trent with Owen, Duncan with Geoff, DJ with Justin, and Th0rny with Harold. In girl's trailer, the arrangements were; LeShawna with Izzy, Bridgette with Gwen, Beth with Lindsay, and Heather bunked alone. Chris then instructed the audience to tune in to Total Drama Action, next week.

In Alien Resurr-eggtion, Th0rny was revolted by Chef's food, and that the camper's exaggerated with the quality of his cooking. He pinched his nose while he chocked it down. After the challenge was announced, Th0rny made the first ever Total Drama Action, which he did so with Harold. The challenge went on for quite some time. The groups that set off in search for eggs were: Justin, Lindsay, Beth, and LeShawna; Duncan, DJ, Trent, and Gwen; Th0rny and Harold; Geoff and Bridgette; and Heather, Izzy, and Owen. Mama Chef quickly eliminated Owen, Heather, Geoff, and Bridgette. Th0rny mentioned to his friend that he knew a lot about Alien Movies. He then raced down to the Boiler room. DJ, Trent, Duncan, and Gwen were already there. Harold and Th0rny were unable to retrieve their eggs, as they were too far down. He then had an idea; he grabbed the eggs of Duncan and Trent. The nervous teen then ran straight for the trailers. Harold, however, was stopped by Duncan, who stole back his egg. Duncan and Th0rny gained the ability to choose the teams, and invincibility for the night. The contestants were shocked to learn that they would kick off two cast mates. Harold and Th0rny cast their votes to Geoff and Bridgette. Only Geoff, LeShawna and Bridgette were Gilded Chris-less. LeShawna got the final trophy, and the two lovebirds left TDA in the Lame-o-sine.

In Riot on Set, Duncan and Th0rny were instructed to choose the teams for season two. Chris said that they would pick boy, girl, boy, girl, and based on the fact that the team captains were both boys, they would decide who goes first by a challenge of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Duncan selected rock, and Th0rny selected the ultimate weapon of Chuck Norris. Th0rny's team would be named the Screaming Gaffers and Duncan's the Killer Grips. Th0rny selected Lindsay, Harold, Beth, Owen, and Izzy. Duncan chose Gwen, Trent, LeShawna, DJ, and Heather. This left Justin without a team. Chris decided that the losing team would vote off a cast mate, and then gain Justin. The male model sat the challenge out. Th0rny ordered Owen to carry the trailer, while the others carried the supplies. Duncan made a poor decision of taking everything one by one. The Screaming Gaffers won the first part of the challenge. Then, they were introduced part two. The Grips were without a trailer. Th0rny's team was given the "Old Lady" movie genre, and Duncan's the "Gangsta" genre. Th0rny cast Izzy as the old lady, as she spent many years in acting class, so she says. The Grips strongly encouraged Duncan to play the part of the gangsta. Somehow, Chef Hatchet managed to mix up the scripts. With Duncan's emotional acting (which would have been the Gaffers' if they stayed in their proper places), the Grips won the first challenge. The Gaffers were sent to the Gilded Chris Ceremony. Th0rny cast his vote for Owen, as he barely helped in the challenge. In the end, it was Izzy, or E-scope, who was sent packing. Justin then happily was rewarded to the Gaffers.

In Beach Blanket Bogus, Th0rny was disgusted with Lindsay and Beth's flirting with Justin. He stated in the confessional that Beth belonged with somebody more suited for her, such as himself. He then admitted that he had a crush on her, and then ordered the make-up specialists to stop laughing. Chris then introduced the cast mates the challenge; a Beach Movie genre. Th0rny questions if there even are that many. Chris quickly changed the subject, and gathered them up to move to Studio 3. It was declared that the challenge was a Surf-Off. Th0rny went up first, and did so excellently. Lindsay did so, but poorly, same for Trent. Duncan, however, outdid him, and won the reward for the next part of the challenge. They then were sent back to Camp Wawanakwa. When Chris said if they needed a moment to remember the great times, everybody, save for Th0rny, laughed like crazy. The Killer Grips had a thirty minute head start on the Sand Castle building contest. They built an amazing castle, named Case dos Grip. Thirty minutes later, the Gaffers made a lovely castle named the Taj Mal McLean. Chris was not only pleased with their work, but their name, so he declared them the winners. In the tie-breaking event, it was Harold up against LeShawna. The sista was pitiful, and the nerd amazing. The Screaming Gaffers won the challenge. Chris told Chef to bring the Grips to the ceremony, but was unable to, as the bus was dismantled by Duncan and Gwen. Th0rny then invited Beth into the alliance, which she agreed. Harold and Th0rny spent their time at the party talking about Beth and LeShawna.



In 3:10 to Crazytown, Th0rny is pleased with the weather, since he said he despised the cold weather. He also questions why Harold and Gwen are wearing such heavy clothing in the summer. They reply that the lived in colder conditions back home. Th0rny landed on the horse perfectly, earning his team the win of that challenge. Chris declared the Grips the Cowboys and the Grips the Cattle. The Cowboys easily capture their cattle, and win the challenge, yet again. While showering in the barrels, Duncan 'accidentally' knocked out Harold. His friend, Th0rny helped him up, and got back at Duncan by putting rocks in his mattress. Th0rny, Beth, and Harold all vote for Justin, who did not help at all in the challenge. Justin was then the fourth voted off of Total Drama Action. Though Th0rny admitted in the confessional that he voted for Justin because Beth liked him, and he didn't like his attitude.

In The Aftermath: I, Geoff and Bridgette hosted the first Aftermath. They interview Izzy and Justin, the losers of TDA. The audience loved Izzy, due to her craziness, though disproved of Justin's actions. When talking about Th0rny liking Beth, Geoff mentioned that he was out of her league. Bridgette, disagreed, saying that they went well together. They fight, though get back together at the end of the episode.