User:Rainbowderp01/Dodgebrawl (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the Screaming Gophers kicked butt in the Awake-a-thon when Duncan took a snooze on the can and the Killer Bass took their second loss in a row. Harsh. Heather orchestrated the first Total Drama Island alliance by convincing Lindsay and Beth to join forces with her. Then pocketed Eva's MP3 player and sat back to watch the fireworks. Nicely played, Heather. Nicely played. Even though Eva could've pretty much kicked anyone's butt here, in the end, it was her temper that got her kicked off. She became the second camper to rock the Boat of Losers. Who will break the rules of their new alliance? Will Gwen be able to stay awake until the end of the episode? And who will take the next humiliating walk down the Dock of Shame? Stay tuned for the most dramatic campfire ceremony yet on Total. Drama. Island!

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[Theme song]

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Owen and Heather: [laughing]

Killer Bass: [snoring]

Chris: Duncan. You like like crap, dude.

Duncan: Stuff it.

Courtney: Harold snored all night.

Chris: [laughs] Wow. Four nights with no sleep? How much are you hurting, dude?

Duncan: Wanna find out?!

Chris: No, no, it's cool. It's cool.

[door opens, everyone gasps]

[disco music plays, cameras flash]

[record scratches]

Screaming Gophers: [snickering]

Killer Bass: [laughing]

Harold: Okay, what?!

Geoff: Someone messed with your face, dude.

[everyone laughs]

Harold: Hey, sweet 'stache.

Chris: Hey-hey, everyone, it's Gwen!

Screaming Gophers: [cheering]

Lindsay: Yay! Why are we clapping?

Gwen: I'm so tired. I can't feel my face. [whack]

Courtney: [confessional] We are so sucking right now. Okay, yes, Eva was a psycho, but at least she was an athletic psycho!

Heather: So, let's go over the rules one more time. Number one, I am the captain of this alliance, so I get to make the rules. Number two...?

Lindsay: Breaking the rules can result in getting kicked out of the alliance?

Heather: Good. Number three, I can borrow any of your stuff without asking, but my stuff is strictly off limits.

Lindsay: I don't know about that last rule.

Heather: That's cool. I can change it. I can also find someone else to take to the final three with me. Good. Wanna have some fun? [to Killer Bass] Hey fish heads! Way to kick out your strongest player! Why don't you just give up now?

[splat]

Heather: Missed me!

Chris: Okay campers, listen up! Your next challenge begins in ten minutes! And be prepared to bring it!

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Duncan: Wake me up, and it'll be last thing you do.

Tyler: [gulps]

Courtney: [to Harold] This is all your fault, you know! You and your snoring face!

Harold: It's called a medical condition, gosh!

[whistle blows]

Chris: Today's challenge is the classic game of dodgeball. The first rule of dodgeball is...

Noah: Do not talk about dodgeball?

Owen: [laughs]

Chris: As I was saying... If you get hit with the ball...

Courtney: Oof! Ow!

Chris: You're out.

Courtney: You can't do that!

Chris: If you catch the ball, the thrower gets sent out and the catcher gets to bring in another team member out on the court.

Noah: [sarcastically] Throwing balls. Gee, another mentally challenging test.

Lindsay: I know, right?

Chris: Okay now Geoff, try to hit me. If you're holding a ball, you can use it to deflect a ball, but if it knocks the ball out of your hands, you're out.

Lindsay: So, what do I do again when the ball comes at me?

Chris: You dodge!

[thump]

Justin, Cody, Trent, and Owen: [gasp]

Chris: Ooh! You were supposed to dodge!

Lindsay: [groans] Right.

Chris: You have one minute until game time. Gophers, you'll have to sit one person out each game.

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Heather: Okay, we can't get lazy. The Killer Bass are gonna be trying extra hard to catch up.

Gwen: [yawns]

Heather: Who wants to sit the first one out with sleeping beauty here?

Noah: Oh, all right. I'll volunteer. Now let's see all you keeners get on out there and dodge!

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Heather: Bring it on, fishies. Otherwise, winning three in a row just won't be as satisfying.

Tyler: Oh! You're going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!

Chris: Both teams ready? Best of five games wins! Now! Let's dodge some balls!

[whistle blows]

Beth, Justin, Trent, and Izzy: [cheering]

Geoff, Bridgette, and Sadie: [cheering]

[dodgeball bounces]

Sadie: [gulps]

[thwack]

Chris: That'll smear the makeup.

Courtney: Nice job. Now let's see if you can hit someone on their team!

Owen: [grunting]

[slam]

Tyler: Ow! [winces] Darn it!

[whistle blows, ding]

Izzy: Whoo, yeah!

Beth, Justin, Trent, and Izzy: [cheering]

[whistle blows]

Harold: Time to unleash my wicked skills.

Leshawna: Yeah? Then bring it, string bean! Let's see what you got!

[Chinese music plays]

Harold: [grunts]

[ball bounces]

Harold: [screams effeminately]

[thud, crack]

[whistle blows, ding]

[clapping]

Leshawna: And that's how we roll.

Lindsay: Can someone remind me what I'm supposed to do with this again?

[thud]

DJ and Courtney: [cheering]