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Next in TDA, what do we have? Oh, big surprise, he's STILL a jerk! He's still bullying Harold. And I know some people are going to say, "Well, he made friends with Gwen." I'm sorry, I don't consider it a good friendship when you allow the rumors and gossip to fly around your friend. Duncan stood there with a smile as Gwen and Trent's relationship collapsed, he never came out and said they were just friends (just in confessionals), he wouldn't even say that honest truth to his girlfriend. To Bridgette and Geoff? Jerk. To Trent? Jerk. To Lindsay? Jerk. To Beth? Jerk. To Owen? Jerk. To Harold? Absolute jerk. To Leshawna? Jerk, traitor, and hypocrite (where's he come off acting so outraged when he's said and done worse about others?). You might ask, "Where's he going with this?" Here's my psychological question for you all, because I want to know the truth, especially from my friends who like or love Duncan: what's his appeal? Why do so many people like him? How do you like a guy who kicks Harold in the crotch, makes people vote off the girls they like, and insults people every chance he gets? All I know is that if I was on the show, I wouldn't stop voting for him until he was gone. From what I gathered of the TDA special, Gwen now has deeper feelings for him! Oh, come on! He was such an obnoxious, mean-spirited creep, and now Gwen's falling for him? *whimper, whine, cry*
 * 1) Noah - How can you not like this guy? Especially in Season Three? His zingers are pure genius, and I love his sarcastic attitude towards everyone else! I can relate to him a lot, and I bet we all can in some way. I am totally rooting for him to win Total Drama World Tour.
 * 2) Cody - Same as Noah, and I can relate to him a lot, too. I love how he flirts with Gwen, but she doesn't like him that way. We all have a little Cody in us, don't we? Well, at least I do.
 * 3) Izzy - Just insanely hilarious and awesome in so many ways.
 * 4) Gwen - Just an amazing character! Gwen deserves to win something! She was just hilarious when she got the Epipen in that one episode. She really deserved to win Total Drama Island, as opposed to that overweight ape known as Owen.
 * 5) Lindsay - The biggest sweetheart in the world! I love her stupidity! What a shame she was eliminated in Total Drama World Tour so early. Sigh. I guess we still have my top four.
 * 6) Bridgette - She is a nice, funny, sweetheart who deserves to make it farther! He relationship with Geoff his really hilarious and awesome, how can you not like her? I know people say it was ruined in TDA; but I thought the making out was a nic touch and kind of ironic for her, know what I'm saying?
 * 7) Ezekiel - Basically an amazing character. Sure he was voted off first. But is that a reason not to like him? As you can see, I am not a big fan of the Writer's Pets. I also think that nto only should he return, but make it at least to the final five!
 * 8) Tyler - Just hilarious in Total Drama World Tour, if you ask me! He deserves to make it really far this time around! His relationship with Lindsay is comedy GOLD.
 * 9) Geoff - Eight words are the reasons I like him: "Wow, you pitch a tent like a guy!"
 * 10) Heather - She is hilarious and a great antagonist in the series! Her trying to be a protagonist in TDWT is awesome.
 * 11) DJ - Hilarious and awesome of a character. I love how he thinks he is "cursed" in TDWT. though it is unfair how he is a one-man-team. But I am sure he will make it far! He really deserves to win this! His mother needs that money, everyone!
 * 12) Owen - Flippin' awesome, people! Sure, he made it far in both seasons, but is that a reason not to like him? His jokes are awesome. And just when you think he is going to get old, they bring back his fear of flying! Pure genius. He is the only "writer's pet" I enjoy!
 * 13) Katie - I actually find her and her double to be actually funny! I may be the only one to actually like these two.
 * 14) Sadie - I actually find her and her double to be actually funny! I may be the only oen to actually like these two.
 * 15) LeShawna - Boring and no character development, really. She is also kind of a racist against whites.
 * 16) Beth - Again, boring, and while she did have character development, she still remained boring. I did vote for her to win TDA, but that was only because I despise the alternate!
 * 17) Eva - Not really funny, and no character development. The only time she evr made me laugh were the Aftermaths. She should get some more screen-time.
 * 18) Harold - Annoying, cocky, wierd, freak, overused, and a total hypocryte, he was a total jerk to Ezekiel, and while I support Harold in Harold vs. Duncan, I still despise him. he isn't funny or anything! I don't see why he has so many fans at all...
 * 19) Justin - Worst antagonist ever.
 * 20) Trent - Terrible boyfriend, hypocryte, jerk, bully, talentless loser, weirdo, who has way too many fans for such a bad chracter! I don't see what the appeal to him is! He is also useless.
 * 21) Courtney - Dear God, will someone put duck tape over her mouth! She won't shut up or anything! Remind me again why she as any fans at all, I am dying to know.
 * 22) Duncan - This all came to me after seeing the previews of TDWT (no, I have NOT seen the TDA special at this point). I've really become ticked off at Duncan. Most people said how he couldn't win the million because he was too mean. Well, he did, the fans cried out for him to win, and thus he did. It all strikes me as rather disturbing. What is Duncan? He's a jerk. He vandalizes, he hurts animals, and he bullies people. In TDI, the much nicer season of the two, he is incredibly cruel to just Harold alone. He threatens him, dips his hand in warm water, puts stuff in his bed and clothing, stripped him naked in front of the girls and the world to see, and then was going to vote him off. Forget Harold winning two challenges for his team, Duncan was about ready to prank him, bully him, then give him the boot for no good reason. And don't get me started how he tried to force Geoff to vote off Bridgette. Yeah, that's nice, Duncan, make a guy vote off the girl he's fawning for, I saw how YOU reacted to Courtney's departure. Oh, then he back stabbed Geoff and voted him off.

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-- Noah Fan ♫ Come fly with us! Come die with us! ♫  13:38, August 6, 2010 (UTC)