User:Rainbowderp01/That's Off the Chain! (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... In a challenge of hide-and-seek, campers had to avoid capture by Chef It, or join his guerrilla tactics to tag fellow campers. Some had weak hiding spots while others won invincibility. Meanwhile, with some subtle nudging, the guys convinced Owen to stay loyal to their alliance. Even without lovesick Geoff's help, the guys banished Bridgette, so it was Geoff who payed a hefty price for staying loyal to his girl. Man, that stinks, Geoff. And so did she. Will they guys ever trust Geoff again? Will the girls form an alliance? Will I be stuck hosting reality TV for the rest of my life? Find out on this episode of Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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[frisbee whirls]

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[fly buzzes]

[smack]

Heather: Can I see that for a sec?

[smack]

Heather: Now make yourself useful and clip my toenails!

Geoff: [wailing]

Leshawna: Ooh. Sounds like Geoff's having a hard time accepting Bridgette's been kicked off, huh?

Duncan: Yeah. He's so weak.

Geoff: [singing poorly] Baby come back! [confessional] Any kind of fool could see! S-Something... something, uh... about you! Hey, Bridge! Sendin' out mucho love to... wherever it is that the Boat of Losers takes you!

Duncan: Um, we'd better go check on him.

Leshawna: Wait. What about our game?

Gwen: "Check on him"? Since we did he start having feelings?

Heather: Since they started up their guys' alliance. Duncan's no fool. He needs Geoff's vote to stay in it.

Lindsay: Hey! Maybe we should try forming a girls' alliance again!

[smack]

Lindsay: Or not.

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Owen: That a boy... hug it out!

Geoff: [groaning]

Duncan: Look, man. Voting Bridgette off was just a strategic move. If the guy alliance stands strong, we can win this. So are you in?

Geoff: I don't know man. Going on without Bridge is like... [sniffs] Oh... is that bacon? Aw, crap! Did I miss breakfast?

Duncan: I think Geoff's in.

[loudspeaker feedback]

Chris: [through loudspeaker] Morning, campers! Your next challenge awaits you at the Arts and Crafts Center!

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Chris: Welcome to the Arts and Crafts Center.

Duncan: More like the Arts and Crap Center.

Chris: Yeah. It used to be an outhouse, but now it's where Chef parks his road hog.

[various exclamations from the guys]

Chris: Which brings us to your challenge. Building your own wheels!

Owen: Hot rods! Yes! Awesome! Gimme five! Woohoo! Woohoo. Woo...

Chris: You'll find all the parts you need in our bike depot.

Owen: Bicycles! Less awesome, but still good. Right?

Chris: Once you've collected the basics, you can trick 'em out any way you want using props from the Arts and Crafts Center. Best design wins! And... to prove I'm a nice guy, I'll even throw in a bike manual.

Heather: Ew, it's furry!

Izzy: Cool. Mold spores!

Heather: [sighs] Freak. We get first dibs!

Duncan: [confessional] Finally, a challenge I can get behind. I used to build bikes back home with my brothers all the time. Okay, so I used to steal them from the dweebs down the street and crash them into the school wall, but point is, this is something I know.

Owen: [laughs] I'm gonna make my dream bike!

Lindsay: Oh my gosh, me too! Every year at Christmas, I asked for a Sunset Sally bike but never got one.

Owen: Really? [tearing up] Santa never brought you your... Christmas wish?

DJ: Man, that just ain't right.

Duncan: Guys, this isn't a Christmas wish contest. If we want to vote the chicks out, then our bikes have to kick butt. Capiche?

Geoff Ri-hi-hight. Wailing choppers!

Owen: Kick butt. Yes! Let's do it!

DJ: [weakly] Guys' alliance, woohoo!

[birds calling]

Heather: [confessional] The guys think they're so stealth, building their little alliances. It's kinda cute, really. But why work on your own bike when you can get someone to do it for you. [real time][to Leshawna] Could I just borrow her for a sec? [to Lindsay] See that motor thingy with all the fancy exhausts? Dismantle it. And make it fast, before Chef gets back.

Lindsay: Uh, but what about my bike? I wanna win, too.

Heather: Of course you do. But look at it this way. How else can I save your butt if I don't win. We're BFFs, remember? Would I steer you wrong?

Lindsay: Okay, maybe I'm navy, but Heather's always been trustworthy to me before. That I know of.

Leshawna: No, uh-uh. We're going in first. You'll just have to wait your turn. Or you could save yourself the effort and not even bother.

[seagull cries]

Heather: {screams]

Gwen: Gotta love karma.

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[metal clanging]

DJ: [grunts]

[tire inflating]

Owen: [grunts] [farts] [whistles]

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Leshawna: Where does this go?

Gwen: That's the pedal. Haven't you ever ridden a bike before?

Leshawna: Of course I've ridden a bike before! I've just never built one from scratch. That's all. There's too many pieces.

Gwen: Well, you better start reading the manual because the guys have an alliance going and it looks like Heather and Lindsay are still sharing a brain, which means it's us against them.

Leshawna: All right, all right. [scoffs] How hard could it be?

Izzy: Woohoo! Hey, Leshawna! Come with me, kay? I've already built my bike!

Leshawna: How'd you do that so fast?

Izzy: Oh, my brother was a mechanic before he got run over and developed a fear of motor vehicles. Come on! Let's take it for a test drive! Woohoo!

Leshawna: All right. You're on. [confessional] That girl might be crazy, but I wasn't about to pass up an opportunity to win this race. Her bike looked fine.

Izzy: Sweet! Your extra weight will totally help out with our speed!

Leshawna: Uh, I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

Izzy: Okay!

Leshawna: [screaming]

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