User blog:Yoshifun1/Total Drama Reloaded: Episode 1

Episode 1: Live and Reloaded, part 1.
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'''Chris: Welcome everyone, to Total Drama reloaded! I’m back on Pahkitew island with the contestants for the season. This season will be full of pain, gain, and complete craziness! So let’s not waste any time and introduce them! First up, from our original cast, it’s Owen, Noah, Izzy, and LeShawna!'''

'''Izzy: OOOH! I love this new island!'''

Owen: yeah, it looks great!

Noah: So have you finally put cabins on the island yet?

'''Chris: you’ll see. Heh heh… Next, from revenge of the island is Scott, Multiple Mike, and-'''

Mike: I lost my personalities 2 seasons ago, remember?

'''Chris: Oh yeah. LAME!'''

Zoey: That’s… pretty offensive

'''Chris: I apologise. Anyway, next We have Gwen, Dunken, DJ, ant the host of total drama aftermath, Geoff!'''

'''Geoff: OH YEAH! IM BACK!'''

DJ: I thought you said that you didn't want to do it anymore?

Geoff: Meh, I got bored.

DJ: What about you Gwen?

Gwen: (shrugs) If gotten in the final 4 twice now, so why not try again?

'''DJ: Fair enough. I think my curse is finally gone, so I’m gonna keep trying.'''

'''Chris: (Looks at watch) Are you done yet? Eh, I don't care. Anyway, now lets see Cody, Sierra, Sugar, and Dawn!'''

Zoey: Hey Dawn, it’s good to see you!

'''Dawn: Hey Zoey, it’s good to see you too! But I thought you said you would never come back…'''

Zoey: Stupid contract.

'''Cris: Heh heh. I love it. Now let’s see B, Beardo, Dave, sam, and last, and probably least, Staci, who’s mouth I put tape over.'''

Staci: *MMMPH* *m mmph* *mph mph mph mmphh mpph*

Scott: And she’s somehow still annoying.

'''Chris: Oookayyy… as a special treat, we have a new camper here! He’s… uh… I don't even know. I mean, he’s a good singer, and-OH! The annoyingly happy person, Ian!'''

'''Ian: Hello! It’s really nice to meet you all. *breathes in* Aaahh. What a nice day.'''

Dunken: And I already hate him

Ian: Oh, stuff it in your ear, Dunken.

'''Chris: Anyway, let's not waste anymore time! The first challenge is soon and I need to get you into teams! Leshawna, Staci, by *ahem* (rolls eyes) pOpular request, you will be the team captains. So, Staci, you pick the first two.'''

'''Staci: *mmfh* *mmph* (rips of tape) Whew! Okay! At least I got to use my great great grea-'''

Cris: Leshawna, you start.

'''Leshawna: Good! Let’s see… I chose Mike and Zoey. I cant seperate those lovebirds!'''

Staci: Oh, then I choose Owen, and Geoff.

Owen: Okay!

Leshawna: Cody, DJ, c’mere!

Sierra (looking fearful and worried) ...

DJ: Whew!

Staci: Scott, Noah.

Owen: Hey buddy!

Noah: ‘sup?

'''Leshawna: Ian, Sierra, come on. We need the nice people!'''

'''Staci: OOOH! I want good people too! Ok, Samey, Gwen, your with (musically:) meeeee!'''

Gwen: (looking creeped out) Uh, okay.

Leshawna: I pick Sky and Beardo.

Beardo: (beatbox noises)

'''Staci: Awww. Dunken, Sugar, you’re with me.'''

Dunken: Ugh.

Leshawna: Ok… how about-

Staci: Dawn, Finn!

Leshawna: HEY, it’s my turn!

'''Chris: Oh well. Eva, Izzy, your with Leshawna.'''

'''{Leshawna: Ok, 2 things. First, Staci’s gotta go. Second, this confessional is at least better than the old ones.}'''

Chris: Ok, Leshawna, your team will be The Firecrackers!

{Ian: Not the worst name.}

Chris: Staci, your team will be The Sparksters!

'''Gwen: Ok. What's with the firework names?'''

'''Chris: Were celebrating ten years of the show! So, why not? The first challenge will be one we...TRIED...to do during revenge of the island, but with an added twist. Introducing Truth, or Truther!'''

Eva: What?

'''Chris: the rules are simple. You guys will take turns answering questions. If you pick truth, it's one point. If it’s truther, it’s 2 points! But if you lie, you lose 3 points! The winning team WON'T be going to an elimination ceremony, AND, will get better meals tonight.'''

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'''[The cast arrives on a beach. They see the same stands used during episode one of revenge of the island, but with different logos.]'''

'''Geoff: Huh. Not bad.'''

DJ: What kind of questions will these be?

Chris: (smiling slyly) Oh, you’ll see!

'''{DJ: That. Does not sound good.}'''

'''Chris: Ok! Since The Firecrackers got to pick first, they have to go first! So, any volunteers?'''

DJ: I’ll go!

Chris: Okay, truth or truther?

'''DJ: Lets go with truther. I mean, how bad can it be?'''

Chris: For 12 years, what did you need in order to go to sleep?

{DJ: How does he know about that!?}

DJ: Ummm… my mom needed to read me a bedtime story.

Dawn: Was it usually The Tortoise and the Hare?

'''DJ: What!? You know about that?'''

'''Dawn: Of course. You soul tells it all. I understand you had stories about many animals. '''

Ian: So, his soul is an open book?

DJ: (Sarcastically) Very funny.

Chris: Dawn, would YOU like to go next?

'''Dawn: Ok. Let’s go with truther.'''

Chris: How many HUMAN friends do you have outside of Total Drama?

'''Dawn: None. People don't really understand me, and that's fine. I have all my animal friends.'''

Noah: And your teachers and parents?

'''Dawn: My mother and father are farmers, so there fine with my readings. And my teachers just seem to not care.'''

Cody: Aww, that’s kind of sad.

'''Chris: So, two secrets are out! We’ll be back with some more truths right after the break!'''

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'''Yoshifun1: hey guys, im the author. I know the first episode isn't over, i'm just studying for exams. I’ll finish it within a week, though. Also, special thanks to Pierzina for letting me use Ian as a character. Please comment what you think!'''