User blog:WreakerOfClash/Total Drama Survival Episode 6: Olympic Freaks

Note: Sorry this took so long to make, I wrote about half of the episode and then my CPU reset, so I had to rewrite it all over again. Hope you enjoy! This one's gonna be really long.

Total Drama Survival - Episode 6: Olympic Freaks
 Remaining Contestants 

Daring Deer - Ellie, Luca, Ally, Alec, Carmen, Emma, Pete (7/8)

​​​​​Malevolent Mongoose - Robert, Esther, Kimberley, Ruby, Tasha, Jamie (6/8)

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Survival!

Love was in the air for a special couple, or at least on one side, garnishing Kimberley some new enemies. Alec was finding trouble to find any allies on his new team, leaving you to wonder if he ever regreted his spontanious choice. It was winter in July for the contestants! The first two challenges were team and duo bobsleigh races, and the Mongoose headed into the final race with a 10-second advantage. Emma, while losing, was taken over by the dark side to play cheap, while Jude's morales didn't stand for that. Unfortunetally, Jude wasn't enough to stop Emma and went tumbling into oblivion. Guess ninjas can't dodge everything after all. With his condition too serious, he was pulled from the competition. Thirteen remain! Who will rise and who will fall? Find out right now on Total...Drama...Survival!

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It was early in the morning, and the sun was creeping through the trees to shine on today's victims, and everyone was wide awake. The only boys on the Mongoose, Robert and Jamie, were up talking, or at least one of them were.

Robert: *sighs* Jamie: ... Robert: *sighs louder* Jamie: *tosses pillow off of head* Oh my god, what do you want Robert? Robert: It's just, tough, y'know? Being able to maintain my perfect abilities. How are I supposed to eat the slop we're given and be able to carry my team like I do? Jamie: Exactly! My hair doesn't get the proper treatment, and how to I keep my perfect looks? Look, we need to get stuff from the girls. Think about it. You're Mr. Hunk and I'm Mr. Hot Stuff. We make a good team. If we can get what we want, you can carry the team and I can keep my looks! Deal? Robert: Dude, that is an amazing plan! We gotta do that! How shall we approach the beautiful ladies about this?

Jamie and Robert continued to discuss their plans, while Carmen was still trying to figure out how to get Ellie.

Carmen: Girls LOVE songs, right? Luca, write me a song! Luca: Wh-what? Who gave you the smart idea that I'm all the sudden I'm the romance genie? The only girl I've ever known well was my mother. I mean, I get it, I'm smart, but come ON, do you even have a brain cell? Carmen: Oh well. I just need to get Ellie however I can. Pete, can you help? Pete: *writing in diary* Sorry what? Oh, uh, sure. Whatever. *sticks head back in diary* Alec: Woah Pete, you writing a novel? What ya working on down there? ​​​​​​Alec reaches his arm down to Pete's bunk to grab his diary, and Pete bats his hand away. Pete: ​​​​​It's seriously nothing, I promise. '''Alec (in confessional): I'm starting to believe that this kid doesn't know how to physically lie, and I'm serious. It's one of his eight trillion badges he's earned, and he's kinda forced me to know them, as they're pretty much all he talks about. It's really impressive, even though the conversation is the most boring thing ever.''' Carmen: Who do you think that Ellie would go for? Me? Pete: *jerks head out of diary* What about Ellie? I mean, she's good and all. Luca: You're blushing about a girl that's just "good". That's a pretty odd sign. Pete: You think I like her? Pff, I could- it wou- nah. Carmen: Yeah, I'm the only one that sees her true beauty, and she's the only one who can see mine. Pete couldn't go near her if he tried.

Pete rolls his eyes and continues writing, while Esther, Ruby and Tasha are discussing strategy to some extent.

Esther: Okay girls, what trick should I do now? Ooh, I coul- Ruby: As much as I love magic, now is not the time for that. '''Ruby (in confessional): Look, I love my girls to death. The thing is, I'm way closer to Tasha. She's more reasonable, a better leader, a better competitor, smarter, and more serious about the game. Esther, on the other hand, can tend to get on my nerves. Plus, her magic sucks. At least she can be entertaining?''' Tasha: Yeah, I agree with Ruby. We gotta talk about who's going next. Esther: *shuffling cards* I thought we already decided. Esther discreetly points one of her cards at Kimberley, who is quietly listening to what the trio are saying, acting as if she's sleeping. Kimberley (in confessional): '''These three are a big problem for me. I know that they're already gunning for me, and with three votes probably on me already, it'll either be a tie if I can pull over the guys or it's me packing my bags. I need to pull over one of the girls to turn on eachother. It seems like Esther isn't on good conditions, which I think I can use to my advantage...''' Ruby: Yeah, so did I, but I'm not so sure. Jamie and Robert might not be the best for our game, and Robert is way too perfect. Tasha: But Jamie's, y'know, hot. Esther: So why not keep both and stick with our choice? Kimberley pops awake and startles the three. Kimberely: *stretching arms above head and yawning* Oh, hey girls. What's up. Ruby: Nothing, just talking. Kimberley: Is that so? What about? Tasha: It's not really your buisness Kim, can you just hit the hay? Kimberley: Buzz off Tash. You're just jealous that I actually connect with Robert. He probably doesn't even know your name! Tasha: Keep talking Jocky, you're begging to be voted out. Ruby: Calm down Tasha, *muttering* she might vote for you. Tasha: Oh please! She doesn't have the brains to process anything! Kimberley: And you got the strength of a twig! ​​​​​​​​​​​​Tasha walked over to Kimberley with her fists up, forcing Ruby and Esther to restrain her. Kimberley: Oh girls, let her at me! I could one hit KO her. Esther: Guys PLEASE! We need to work together to win! Do we want to keep losing! You saw how well we did last time. We need to keep it like that. Tasha: Ugh, okay. I guess. Esther (in confessional): I guess I could say I'm just working my *pulls out wand and shakes so flowers pop out* magic!

As the girls calm down, Emma and Ally are fighting for Ellie. Emma: Oh my gosh Ellie, your hair is almost as perfect as mine! Ally: But your facial features are perfect! Ellie: Thanks girls! You two are both really nice! '''Ellie (in confessional): I pretty much trust Emma with my life, but now Ally is trying to work with me. Emma told me that she's just going to use me for a vote, and I don't want that to happen, but how do I reject her without making her upset? Argh, life is tough!''' Ellie: Um, Ally, I have to ask you something. Are you just being nice to me to get my vote? Ally: *surprised* What? Me? Why would I do that! Who even to- Ally glares at Emma, who is smiling behind Ellie while braiding her hair. Emma: Ally, you told me that you only wanted her for her vote! I just want her as a friend, and friends tell others when they're being used. Ally: W-WHAT?! Ellie, it's so obvious that Emma is literally using you! How are you not seeing this!?!?! Ellie: I'm sorry Ally, but I trust Emma more than you. '''Ally (in confessional): AGH!!!! THIS SUCKS! I lost my chance at getting Ellie and now she thinks I'm using her! I mean, I am, b-but still! AGH!!!! *punches wall*''' Emma (in confessional): *picking her nails* I just love girls that are so nice they're blind to manipulation. I somehow planted in her brain that Ally is using her, which she is, and now I just need to plant the seed in her to vote her out! Ah, life is good.

The teams both made their way to the mess hall and are eating breakfast, if you call it that.

Robert: Hey, girls, what's up? Kimberley: *dreamily* Hey Robert... Wait, do you know her name? *points at Tasha* Robert: It's Sasha, right? Anyways, Jamie and I have a, uh, proposition to ask you. ​​​​Kimberley sneers at Tasha and tells Robert that they're all ears. Jamie: Okay, so I'm Mr. Hot Stuff and he's Mr. Hunk, right? And you girls want to win and have all of this to look at, right? So we need something for you guys to do. Esther: Sure, what is it? Ruby (in confessional): I'm not liking where this is going at all. Jamie: The thing is, we need proper food, and you know what Chef feeds up. So we were wondering if you three could pull a heist to get us the good stuff. Tasha: There are four of us, not three. Robert: Well, we would need Ruby for the outfit design, Kimberley for the strength, and you for the ​​​​​leadership. Esther: What would I be doing? Jamie: Well, that's the thing. We don't really need you for... anything. '''Esther (in confessional): The nerve of them! I'm useful! What do they think I am? Ugh! I think that they just topped my elimination list!''' Kimberley pulls Esther to the side to talk to her, as she noticed her balling her fists up. Jamie continues to explain the plan to Tasha and Ruby. ​​​​​​​​Kimberley: Esther, as much as I know you want me out, I think that these guys are gunning for you. I say that you take me off of your priority and we go after, oh, I dunno, Jamie? Esther: Yeah, I guess so. Temporary allies? ​​​​​​Kimberley shakes Esther's hand with her fingers crossed. Kimberley: *smiling* Temporary allies. Esther (in confessional): We'll see who the worthless one is after this vote Jamie, we'll see. Kimberley (in confessional): And my plan is working like a charm, just you wait and see. The two of them head back to the main conversation about their plan with Esther glaring at Jamie, while Pete takes his tray over to the trash where Emma is dumping her food, when his diary falls out of his back pocket. Emma: Woah woah Pete, what's this? Emma picks the diary off of the ground and opens it. Pete: *reaches to grab* Hey, that's mine! Give it back! Emma: *skimming through diary* Um, woah. Ellie? Really? Dude, this is some deep stuff. Wouldn't it just be a shame if Carmen knew about this? He'd tear you apart, and they don't make boy scouts strong like they used to. Pete: Please, Emma, from the bottom of my heart, I beg of you, please don't tell anyone, I'll do anything. Emma (in confessional): That's two votes I got, one more to buy Ally a one-way ticket back to juvie. Emma: '''Alright, here's what's gonna happen. You're gonna *whispering into ear*.''' '''Pete (in confessional): *shaking head in hands* Blackmail, I should've seen it coming. Why do I never see this ever coming! WHY!?!''' Alec is attempting to convince the others to be the leader. Alec: Look, I'm a natural-born leader! I was the leader of my last team, and I think I did pretty good! Ally: You lead your failing team to two eliminations. What great leadership you got there. Alec: I mean, you see those guys. They're pathetic! They can't maintain anything on their own! Ally: Well, Robert seems like he can single-handedly carry them, Kimberley seems strong, and the others seem fine except for Jamie and the stupid magician. Alec: *laughs* Yeah, I guess. You seem like you can take care of this team on your own anyways. Look, let's talk. I think we're both in a tough spot. That Emma girl and her buddy are clearly gunning for you, and I got nobody. We should stick together, right? Ally: You know, I think you got something at that. '''Alec (in confessional): Yeah, I know. She already tried to lure me into an alliance, but nobody said anything about me luring her into one. Plus, that girl's wack. She'll need it.''' Ally (in confessional): Ugh, I'll settle for anyone at this point. As long as he isn't gunning for me. ​​​​​​Carmen is busy trying to impress Ellie. Carmen: Well, did you know that I'm a master cook? I was able to win a baking contestant in third grade, and I'm still pretty good at it. Why don't you come on by my place and we can, you know, discuss more about it. Ellie: Um, no thanks. Also, there is no "my place" unless you get the boot. Ellie (in confessional): Which please make it soon. Carmen sighs and slides down to Luca, who is busy creating math problems for only a person of his caliber.​​​​​​ Carmen: Okay, drop the nerd stuff. You gotta be my wingman. You're smart, can you help me out to crack this nut. It's like, take me and add her and you get something great! '''Luca (in confessional): On one hand, I really don't want to get involved with anything relating to Carmen. However on the other hand, I've never had the time to be a wingman, and it sounds pretty fun.''' Luca: Okay, I'll do it. What do you want me to do for you? Carmen: I dunno, maybe get inside of her head to dumb her down so she's less resistant to me? Luca (in confessional): On the third hand, Carmen cannot have worse plans. Luca gets ready to talk to Ellie, when the tent is ripped off of the hall and a vacuum sucks the contestants out into a bag. The bag is ripped open by a Chef in a roman suit and are revealed to a collection of downed pillars and a Chris in a straight-white toga and leafy wreath reveals himself. Chris: Welcome, Olympians, to Ancient Greece! Chris gestures around to a very lackluster replica of Olympia, Greece. The contestants are unimpressed. Luca: This isn't really what Olympia looked like. In fact, it lo- Chris: Cram it Luca. This is all we had to work with. We could've made budget cuts on your food, but we di- wait. Why didn't we cut their food out? Chef shrugs and Chris scratches his head questioningly. Chris: It doesn't matter now. Right now, it's 776 BC, and the first Olympics are just starting. You thirteen have trained your whole lives up to this point, and are now ready to battle. Since we can't really injure you too much, we picked three of the lighter events: track, wrestling, and- tug-of-war?! What is this garbage? We aren't wimps. Chef: *laughing* Oh you just wait Chris, I got something extra special for them. Chris: Lovely. The first event is the 400m race. Nothing to it. A few potholes spread out here and there, but overall pretty easy. Nothing is off limits. Gear your first contestant up, and let the race begin! The Mongoose choose Robert for obvious reasons, while the Deer choose Ellie as she was the only one willing to compete. The two line up at the starting line. Robert: *clicks tounge* How ya doing, hot stuff? Ellie: *blushes* Ellie (in confessional): '''How can you hold yourself off of that! But I won't tempt myself, he's just trying to throw me off.''' Chef shoots off a gun into the air and a seagull flops onto Chris's head, who proceeds to throw it at the contestants. Ellie and Robert take off. Ellie: *huffing* Hey- Robert- could- you- maybe- slow- down? Robert: *turns around while still running* Sorry girl, you cute, but not that cute. The two hit the 200m mark and the "few potholes" become apparent as there is a massive one in their way. Robert: Woah! *slows down* How are we- Ellie: Wha-. Oh! Wait. Of course! ​​​​Ellie leaps across to the other side, seemingly disappearing into the hole. Robert: Hey, um, girl? Are you- Ellie pulls herself up the hole and waves to Robert. As she begins to take off, Robert leaps across the gap and races off to Ellie. Ellie: Oh- come- on- so- close! As Robert catches up to Ellie and winks at her, Ellie reaches out and grabs his leg, tripping him inches before the finish line. Ellie crosses the finish! Chris: The girl's got spirit that we haven't seen in her! First point Deer! The Mongoose groan as the teams head to the wrestling arena. Chris: Since Ellie and Robert participated in the last event, they cannot compete in the next two. This round, the Deer will pick two contestants while the Mongoose only pick one. The Mongoose also gets Global Takedown contestant Brianna! Come on out Bri! Brianna runs out stretching, wearing a sports bra and a head and arm band. Robert (in confessional): I think I found my dream girl. Kimberley (in confessional): She's nothing special, why does she get to be his dream girl! It's so unfair! Brianna: Wait, you said thi- Chris: Yeah, I lied to get you to cameo, blah blah blah. Brianna: Whatevs. I can handle any sport, it's fine. As long as it isn- Chris: Remember, it's wrestling, so choose wisely. ​​​​​​Brianna groans, while The Deer pick Tasha per her request and the Mongoose pick Ally and Emma to get them out of the way. Chris: Alright, uh, odd choices, but I love failure, so let at it, and go! Ally: Go around her, we can just toss them out! Emma: Who died and made you the worst leader ever? I say we drag them out! Ally: It's literally the same thing! We just need to win! Emma: No, it isn't! Your way sucks! Do it my way! Ally and Emma continue to bicker about how to address the girls, while Brianna and Tasha nod at eachother, and Brianna picks up Ally while Tasha picks up Emma and they throw them out of the arena. Tasha and Brianna (in confessional): Easiest win of all time. Chris:''' Wow, that was just. Wow. It's going into tie-breaker tug-of-war! Luca, Alec, Carmen and Pete, you're up for the Deer and Esther, Jamie, Kimberley and Ruby for the Mongoose. The ground below you will be slicked in tar, so you must try your hardest to drag your measly opponents into the feather pile in the center. The first team to have a contestants tarred and feathered will be sent packing to the elimination ceremony. Go! Oh, and Brianna, follow me.''' The Deer quickly slip in the tar, while the Mongoose were sprawled out on the floor. It was a deadlock. Carmen: *muttering to self* Do it for Ellie, do it for Ellie. Pete: *opens eyes and stares at Ellie* Pete (in confessional): My motivation being Ellie can get me through this, but then it'll be obvious, won't it. Jamie: Am I the only one pulling?! Are you even holding the rope Esther?!? ​​​Esther: I- am- not- USELESS!!!! Esther leaps on a horrified Jamie, beating him with her wand, as Pete yanks the rope, pulling the only two remaining girls into the feathers. '''Kimberley (in confessional): That girl is some sort of freaky. And now I'm a chicken. Greatttt. I guess you are what you eat.''' Chris: It's always your closest allies, ain't it? Mongoose, third time won't be the charm, as one of you are going! The Mongoose groan.

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Chris: Well well well. Not much to say. When I call your name, be ready for your badge. Tasha. Robert. Ruby. Can't say much about you three. Esther looks up, startled, Kimberley rolls her eyes and Jamie, sporting a new black eye, glares at Esther. Chris: Coming in at only one vote, Jamie. Jamie: Nothing will compensate for the black eye. Chris: This was a really close one, but close doesn't cut it. In a three-two vote, Esther, peace out. Kimberley bumps her fists with Robert and Jamie, while Tasha and Ruby just stare. Esther: This is just. Wow. I get it. I can't go beserk and beat up a teammate? Robert: No! What is wrong with you?! Esther: Whatever. The Wiz is out. As Esther throws a smoke bomb at the ground, Chef waltzs into it, grabs Esther by her cape and drags her, along with a newly aquired Brianna, into the rollercoaster seats. Brianna: What is THIS monstrosity?! You seriously have changed Chris. The coaster starts up and the girls launch into the sunset. Chris: I'm oddly at peace right now. Just. Calm... Four have left, eleven more to follow, who's taking the coaster of life next? Find out on the exciting next installment of Total....Drama...Survival!

---VOTING CONFESSIONAL---

(votes for Esther)

Jamie: The girl's a [censored] nutcase! She ruined my beautiful face! Argh that [censored] will pay! Robert: Kimberley's a smart girl, I'll give her that. She knows what she's doing, so of course I'll vote with her. It'll make her happy and keep me safe. Kimberley: Wow, everything went perfectly. I got Robert and Jamie to vote for Esther and Esther to vote Jamie, splitting their alliance up. The alliance of three will now be the minority. It's easy pickings from there. Let's just pray everything will stay in place.

(votes for Kimberley)

Tasha: This girl irks me beyond BELIEF! Oh yeah, and thanks for digging yourself into a pit. It hasn't been nice knownin' ya. Bye. Ruby: The alliance got to take you out.

​​​​​(votes for Kimberley)

Esther: You don't come out and call me useless when you know fully well what the consequences are.

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​​​​​​​So thanks for reading this episode if you got this far. I feel the weakest parts were figuring out where Brianna would fit in and the ending. I clearly don't have the talents that Galaxtic normally has, as he makes the characters way more interesting than I do, but I just hope you got some entertainment out of this. If not, Galaxtic will be back next episode, but for now, this has been Wreaker! Thanks for reading and have a great day!

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