Versus

Versus is the thirtieth song sung in Total Drama World Tour during Hawaiian Punch. It is sung by Alejandro, Heather, Courtney, and Harold while they are all building a sacrifice dummy out of driftwood and pineapples.

Lyrics
Alejandro: My ladies Please head straight That's it You're doing great! Search through that wood Tout de suite Find me some giant feet! Heather: Come on guys Move it fast! Quick, quick I won't be last! Grab logs to match his frame All overbuilt and lame! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' Courtney: Is this thigh fat enough? Alejandro: Uh-huh. Heather: Hey! Harold: Gosh, is this neck thick enough? BAM! Now it's evil versus wicked Heather's cool but Al is sick All this aggro for the cheddar She'll put Al here through the shredder! Alejandro: That's it now, hurry back I need arms weak and slack Her butt is scrawny and flat And she ain't all that! Heather: Get me two knobby knees And arms like logs of cheese Bring me a big fat head Move quicker or you're dead! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' Courtney: I'm so right, it's ill! Worth one-fifth of the mil! Alejandro: I'll pay you back somehow Pineapple-head me now! Heather and Alejandro: I'm gonna win it (Yeah!) And you can't take it (No!) I'm right here in it (Yeah!) ''But you just fake it! (Oh!)'' I'm gonna cash it (Yeah!) You'll never get it (No!) You should trash it (Yeah!) Alejandro: Cause I just did it!

Trivia

 * This is the second song in a row where previously eliminated contestants sing amongst those still competing.
 * This is the third song in a row where Heather and Alejandro sing together. The first two were This Is How We Will End It and I'm Gonna Make It.
 * This is the first non-aftermath song that Harold raps in
 * It's the third overall.