User:Silverspark735

 Status: Silverspark does not exist..

IMPORTANT NOTE! If you feel down on your luck, please read this blog of mine.

Attention weary user: Try not to get lost here.

Hello all! I am the not-so-fabled silverspark, who is yet another fan of the total drama series. Always have been, always will be. I remember watching the first few episodes of TDI and thinking, "What is this?", but then I was hooked and made sure I watched EVERY SINGLE episode of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action. When TDWT came to ABC3 I was so excited and watched every episode and flipped out if I missed one.

Wow, that was dull. If you managed to read that, you must be very avid. I joined this wiki because I loved total drama soooo much, I thought: why not join a website devoted to it? So I did and here I am!

If you think that was insufficient info, please read silverspark's FAQ's below.

Quote of the week:
"Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit card gas."

-Earl Wilson

Links
No, I have no idea where these links go. Last time I checked, I ended up in Venezuela.

An easy way to get lost.

FAQ's

TD my way

Time to get Psyched dudes!

A poll
Quick! What's going on?!?! Meteor shower Something that involves Owen and pancakes An explosion Someones knocking at my door and they've got a box! I'm calmly sitting here with a book in one hand and a glass of warm milk in the other What do you mean what's going on?!?!?

Another Poll
Do you suffer from any of the following wiki-diseases? Editors block: Just can't seem to find anything to edit Talktalktalker: Seem to live on the talk pages Insomniac: Stay up all night because you are too busy editing the wiki Typomaniac: Your edits are riddled with spelling mistakes Grammarphobe: Your grammar is just as bad Infomaniac: You add way too much detail onto a page Fire starter: You create unnecessary rumours Seriouslyisms: You take everything you see to heart and too seriously Blanker: You get distracted too easily and forget what your going to do Unperscribed: You've got something I haven't listed I don't get online diseases! I am fully capable of editing a wiki to the best of my ability!

Yet another poll
Do you think Silverspark should run for featured user? Never! Heck no! Definately not! NO! Not in my lifetime! In his dreams! As if! NEVER EVER EVER EVER! .................................................................Mabye..................

Friends List
You are most welcome to add your name to the list. Everyone is welcome, and I can assure you, I shall value our friendship!
 * 1)  C3! I am the Queen of Disney! Here my ROAR! 10:17, October 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * 2) Aramina120  ♥ Uh,Seriously?
 * 3) Ekaj Renrut Wanna be friends?   Then Message Me!  22:27, October 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * 4) Nurse NIzzy!   Who wants some CPR?  *puts poison lipstick on*  XD 10:19, October 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * 5) ¿Aimers?  Upside Down  Question Marks  Rule!!!!!!!!!!!! 14:16, October 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * 6) Duncanjustin   That's my name don't  wear it out!  01:00, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * 7) ♥ EvaBridgetteGwenRocks ♥  Number1 Fan Of Alejandro &amp; Gwen 4 Ever 09:56, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * 8) I heart marshmallow sauce 23:23, October 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * 9) THIS IS Intrudgero98! You Thought I Was Gonna Say SPARTA Did&#39;nt You? 11:14, October 24, 2010 (UTC)
 * 10) Bridgettebarf Barfy :&#39;D - and I&#39;m scared of barf! 01:29, November 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * 11) Im not Team Edward, and Im not Team Jacob. Im Team E-Scope! 19:56, December 14, 2010 (UTC) Oh, ooh bee doo! I wanna be like you-ou-ou! I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too!
 * 12) EmCruz 04:06, December 21, 2010 (UTC)
 * 13) Codyfan1000 21:55, January 6, 2011 (UTC)Codyfan1000
 * 14) *~*~ishni*~*~talk 08:48, February 13, 2011 (UTC)
 * 15) Mikey is the name  What about Breakingmikey  don't ask 00:26, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 16) Ultimatechocofan will someday rule the world!... hey, just kidding! 23:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
 * 17) Wolverine1717 15:52, March 17, 2011 (UTC)Wolverine1717
 * 18) Gary the Gaget Dude  No need to get crazy! Gary is here at la-ast! 10:10, March 28, 2011 (UTC)

Important news and evets: Silver style.
Current goals: Get 2000 edits before April


 * Get 1900 edits before tomorrow


 * Make peace with the users on the wiki
 * Make MS 50% of my total edits 5% to go

Current issue: I'm falling into a bad habit of making too many blog comments. I need to get back in the game!

Current Quest: Build up enough courage and edits to go for features user. 450 MS to go


 * Make 20 friends.
 * Get a blog with 10+ comments.
 * Get an archive (like thats ever going to happen)
 * Catch up to Breakingmikey (Like thats ever going to happen either)

Important message from my buddy Intrudgero98: Intrudgero98 has created a wiki called sinister fanfiction wiki, where you can create dark stories, poems... Currently we have little over 10 users and he asked me if I could find out if anyone wanted to go and increase the community. If you want to, thank you!

SilverNews: Don't call me Silverspark735. I can't even remember why I added those numbers in the first place. Just call me Silver, or Silverspark.


 * It looks like things are finally calming down. Ishni and Musou are back and Politoed isn't indefinately banned. The admins are more peaceful and no one is making crazy blogs. Ahhh


 * If You're looking for a really insane adventure that doesn't involve going to the IRC, go to the Who You Gonna Root For? talk page where me, Ishni and Ultimatechocofan are on an insane adveture to... Anywhere!


 * Ryan must win Countdown! He is the awesomest user left!


 * I thank everyone who has voted yes on the poll asking me to run for featured user. However I need to become more active to do so and Since I'm going to become inactive around the beginning of April, I really have to wait until I'm less of a n00b and more ready to shoulder responsibility.

Final note: I'm creating this to feel important. It's not working.

Signature archive
For no other reason than to completely conform here on the wiki, I present a pathetically small archive on my signatures.
 * 1) Silverspark shall   EYE LASER BLAST YOU!!!  No this doesn't lead to my talk page! 14:53, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) Silverspark shall   EYE LASER BLAST YOU!!!  Believe it or not, I wasn't always this cool 14:55, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
 * 3) Silverspark is   a friend to n00bs  Everywhere! 09:42, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 4) Silverspark shall   SERVE YOU A PASTRIE!!!  And then eye laser blast you 20:58, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
 * 5) Silverspark may not   BE THE COOLEST USER,  But at least he has eye lasers! 10:30, March 13, 2011 (UTC)

The awesome people
A user does not become as awesome as me overnight. Ok, so mabye I still have lot to do, but this is more than I imagined I'd ever become. I believe I have become a lot more than that n00b user who joined the wiki last year, and I couldn't have made it without the assitance of a few people, and the friendliness of the others! Uhh, that's about it for now. Chances are I forgot someone. If I did, please remind me on my talk page, and if you want a mention, please feel free to talk to me.
 * Cdisney3: For being the first person to ever talk to me.
 * TeamMu: For putting up with the incessant questions and helping me construct a better user page and signature.
 * Intrudgero98: For being my best friend on the wiki and being just plain awesome!
 * SierraFanGirl: For being an awesome user, a fellow Harold fan and almost having the same perceptions on characters as me.
 * EpicDreamer2010: For being brave enough to ask me on how to make a table
 * Aimers: For being a really cool user and loyal friend. Have you talked to him? You should.
 * CD-TDA: For setting me on the right track.
 * I heart marshmallow sauce: For trusting me with answering a question and being a great and appreciative person.
 * Politoed89: For being the first (and almost only) person to talk to me on the IRC.
 * Webkinz Mania: For the introductory message and currently being the only admin to talk to me.
 * Bridgettebarf: For being an understandive user who is real friendly.
 * Codyfan1000: for being a fellow Harold and Cody fan.
 * Ultimatechocofan: For putting up with my insanity and our adventure on the Who You Gonna Root For? talk page.
 * EmCruz: For being a new user who was willing to talk to me.
 * Codykins: For the invite to the Coderra fanclub.
 * ~*~ishni*~*~: She's an incredibly nice user who is always a great pleasure to talk to! And a fellow Australian too!
 * Breakingmikey: Although we have only just met, he's been a terrific user on the wiki, a ferocious editor and calm about the shows current hiatus. A sincerally wish him luck with featured user.
 * TDIFan13: Let me tell you, this guy is one of the most diligent and hard working members of the wiki and he is just awesome!
 * BarBar: You are really friendly and awesome!
 * Uros Bjedov: He is a seriously awesome user who is a great pleasure to talk to
 * MTDM: Ah, we have had many an awesome early morning chat. He is really an exciting and happy person to talk to!

That's all for here. I hope you feel special now.

Userboxes
Does anyone actually look at these?

I can solve it too! My record is 1 minute 30.

Of mainstream culture and preferences

Oh I just love flames.

Success! I have made it!

This is amazing!

Actually he's my favourite non=contestant. You just have to love his sadism!

I know how to make the perfect hot chocolate! One part- Wait... I'm not going to tell you yet.

Actually I don't, but if it wasn't Cody, at least it was her.

Yes believe it or not, I actually don't like Noah.

I also have a princess Beth doll, a princess FH doll, currently waiting on a princess Jam7 doll and working on ordering custom made princess dolls.

DJ was right. There aren't enough gentle millionaires in the world.

Cody is awesome!

He should of! Oh well...

The dude is so awesome. Poor guy.

Dude is hot. All I'm saying.

Ezekiel, what happened to you?

Sums up my opinion of him

That would have been funny. He would have been a zombie coconut!

They were soo cute together. Stupid duncan.

So cool!

No no no no! Never (Sorry DXG fans)

Awww, I love this relationship.

You go for it Cody!

Al... you...

I so love these things.

KILLER BASS RULE!

They were awesome, even when they were losing everything

I was forced to switch to this other awesome team after team victory was disbaneded and Chris realised I was the only member left are 4 consecutive episodes and... For more 'information' see my non-existant time on the Total Drama series.

I have personally memorized all its timelsots!

I am not going to deny it: I am a n00b.

Some day, I will get them... after tennis!

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I hope thats true

Grass, grass, it's great thats true. The more you eat, the more you...

You can never have enough stuff

I am so bad with names its almost not funny.

If you are still here, I commend you on your bravery and persistence!

Team Rankings
Everyone has different perceptions on what the best teams were. Here's mine:

7. Screaming Gophers: I don't know why, but those guys were really annoying, overly conflicted and I always saw them as the antagonists. Never liked them, never will.

6. Team Amazon: These guys had ZERO respect for each other and often pretended that Cody didn't exist on their team! That is so not fair to the poor guy who tried so hard. And they didn't stop winning. That is so unfair.

5. Killer Grips: These guys are so pathetic you have to take pity on them. But at least they were friendly with each other.

4. Screaming Gaffers: TDA was s eason that I did not particularly like, but my favourtie team from it was these guys. Although a conflicted team, they were netherless impressive and outstanding in the challanges, especially Harold and his mad skillz!

3. Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: I don'y know why, but there was something about this team that I seriously loved. They were the team I supported after the sad fate of Team Victory. They just seemed to have all the awesome personalites all put together in this team.

2. Team Victory: I love these guys! But thanks to DJ's hypothetical curse, they were wiped out before they could unleash thier full potential. I have a feeling that had DJ not 'cursed' them, they would have gone far!

And finally:

1. KILLER BASS!!! These guys were the greatest ever! From the start, they were the original protagonists who strived to succed no matter how difficult the task and kept going, even with the odds stacked against them. They are the best team ever!

Character Ranking
Yes, it is time to sort the cast out from my least favourite, to my ULTIMATE FAVOURITE! Everyone has their opinions on who is best, here are mine:

(sideways 8) 25. Alejandro
"I would throw up, but he's not even worth the puke!"


 * -Heather (a very fitting description if you ask me)

Personally, I hate this guy above all else! Whilst all other antagonists are comical, have their flaws and be a decent player, this guy is anything but! I absolutely hate how he uses peoples trust and feelings and discards them so carelessly it makes me want to throw a brick at him (see userboxes). I also really hate how he is so perfect at everything! That is what made good antagonists, their flaws, their weaknesses, the reminder that deep down underneath all that vengence, they were still equals. This Ale-jerk-dro has eliminated some of the best characters and suppressed their potential. I hate him to no end

Notable Quotable:

"Malvada bruja!"

No idea what he is saying, but it sounds cool

24. Duncan
"That guy is a jerk with a capital G!"

-Tyler

Duncan: I loved his antics and his some of his jokes, but he is one of the characters I disdain so very much. Where do I begin? First of all he is always mean to Harold and relentlessly picks on him. He takes it too far and doesn't let the poor guy shine. Second, he deliberately gets on peoples bad sides just to reinforce his tough guy image, how pathetic. Also he is the giggest ever screen hog in existence. Did it have to take us until episode 4 of season 3 to finally get an episode that he doesn't appear in? He did not deserve to win TDA and he should not have returned in I se London... because he is encroahing on other peoples chance for screen time. And finally, hooking up with Gwen? I absolutely hate him to no end for that. I could rant about him all day, but I'm running out of space.

Notable Quotable:

"Duncan's do not sing!"

Ha ha, quite amusing.

23. Gwen
"I can't believe I ever trusted that sun fearing, emo loving liar!"


 * -CourtneyAustralia_gwen_cactus.png

I didn't originally disdain Gwen. She was an intersting character in TDI and always amusing to watch. Admitedly her goth look on everything was annoying, but palatable. But ever since she broke Trents heart and became closer with Duncam, I strated losing MAJOR respect for her and when this all culminated when she kissed Duncan, I was furious! I was screaming for reprimandation and elimination! How dare she batray Trent like that! However, after the next episode, Courtneys deteriorating character annoyed me to the point where I wanted her eliminated instead. In short Gwen's a good character, but she's a cliche and I loathe her for the whole DxG thing.

Noyable Quotable:

"Guess, Corgi's are just as trainable, and inbred."

I'm sure most people do. Classic.

I don't know why, but I love that quote.

22. Noah
"You need to learn a little thing called respect, turkey!"

-LeShawna

Yes, believe it or not, I actually don't like Noah. Sure I love his sarcastic lines and don;t get me wrong. He has killer lines and they are so funny! But whether they are good or not, what I don't like is how he doesn't treat his teams with respect and how he doesn't seem to return Owen's friendliness. The guy has no respect for anyone and that is something I find loathesome in him. I also really really hate his pessimism and especially that annoying voice of his. He really needs to work on his teamwork abilities.

Notable Quotable:

Oh lets face it. Noah has way too many good lines to pick just one.

21. Katie
"Has anyone seen tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Idiot?"


 * -DuncanKatieFace.png

Ok, lets face it. Practically all the users here on the wiki do not like Katie and Sadie because of their obssessive friendship and the fact that they are little more than fill-in characters to fit the criteria of archetypal stereotypes. Katie was a really nice competitor who had a lot of potential, but was eliminated too early. Because of this, her character did not open up as much as Sadie and was not really a decent copmpetitor. She had potential, but since it never shone, she never became a contestant I enjoyed.

Notable Quotable:

"And I'm sorry I said your butt was too big to fit in the bus seat."

Best Katie moment ever!

20. Mildred (AKA Blaineley)
"Who?"


 * IMG_0846.png-Heather

Ok, I have to admit Mildred's attitude to the show was annoying how she made every opportunity sound like a commercial, but she was a decent player. I never saw it coming when she was placed on the show and I sincerelly hoped she would be an intereting character. Unfortunately, thanks to Chris' budget cuts, she was eliminated before she did anything worthwhile. She had potential, but like Katie, never got the chance to do so.

Notable Quotable:

"It's like, mm, vanilla flavoured paradise with a hint of lemon!"

I've been there on a holiday once.

We are now entering Neutral territory:

19. Trent
"Dude you are officially capital 'W' werid"


 * -DuncanTrent_Cringe.jpg

Trent was a brilliant and I mean brilliant character in TDI because of his cool calm and collected persona. He melded well with his team and was the ultimate team mate. He was nice, talented and awesome. But thanks to TDA, his obssession with Gwen destroyed his character completely and now, he is nothing more than a sideliner. To me, this was an ultimate example of the destruction of a characters persona. It was just sad how this happened.

Notable Quotable:

"I'll bet you look really cute in that hat Gwen, udderly adorable."

That cliche is so old, its not even amusing.

18. Bridgette
"Bridgette was expendable!"

-Alejandro

Ah, Bridgette.Another example of a fine character being destroyed. In a way. In TDI, she was a really great team player who was really nice and was always fun to watch. Then when she got into the relationship with Geoff, her character was destroyed and lost her sense of character. Then TDA showed up and she became a boring host of a stale talk show. TDWT didn't improve anything either as all she did was glare at her teammates, claim she had a boyfriend, and then got herslef eliminated by Al. But then again, she never have much character development either, so she was one of the more boring characters as she never did much. Oh well.

Notable Quotable:

"Would someone pour warm water on my face?"

I can't think of a scenario where anybody would say that.

17. Sadie
"Has anyone seen Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle idiot?"

-Duncan (again)

Ok, so mabye there is little difference in charcterization of Katie and Sadie, but what makes Sadie more preferrable is that a) she made it further b) she apperas to have more personality and c) she has had more interactions and at least done things without her loyal sidekick Katie. Admitedly though the fact that she did not speak for 3 episodes straight was annoying as it ruined any chances oof expanding her persona, she still was a wothwhile character and someone i enjoyed watching.

Notable Quotable:

"Like he [Trent] went nuttier than my sisters peanut allergy!"

How amusing.

16. Geoff
"You used to be sweeter than honey, but now you're all kinds of nasty!"


 * -LeShawnaIMG_0817.png

It really was astounding how they managed to destroy one of the best characters on the show. In TDI Geoff was one of my all time favourites. He was so funny, so awesome and really nice! How could you not have loved him. Then his relationship with Bridgette messed up his charatcer and now is nothing more than a host, which ruined all his potential as a good character and made him boring. and they made him a bad guy? Geoff? Outrageous. I wish we ould have the old Geoff back. At least he had game.

Notable Quotable:

"My mum always said: "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul!"

That was his best quote ever!

15. LeShawna
"At first, I thought she was real loud, but then I realised she's my soulmate!"


 * -HaroldDancing_leshawna.jpg

LeShawna is a charater that I cannot agree on whether I love her for her genuine friendliness, or hate her for her short temper and temperamental tendencies. She was a brilliant characterin TDI. I just wish that she could have made it to the final 4 instaed of Duncan. She was really nice and at the time when I hated Heather, I loved it when she stuck it to her! I just loved her antics.But come TDA, she became contemptuous and selfish and I lost a lot of respect for her, particulalry after breaking up with Harold. she got better by the end, but TDWT really damaged my interest in her as she became smitten with Al (expletive), seemed not to care about the welfare of her team and her temper was worse than Eva's. I almost thought of her as the new Eva. However thanks to the recent aftermaths, she seems to be on pretty good terms with Harold, which pleased me and saved her from plummeting down further on this list.

Notable Quotable:

"You heard the man, yadda yadda!!"

...?

14. Courtney
"Nothing sharpens my dog collar more than a girl with a ton of attitude!"


 * -DuncanRoars.JPG

I must say my opinion of Courtney has changed. I mean sure, she was incredibly mean and annoying in TDA, but that just added to her amazing drama. That, and I see a bit of myself in her with making lists, planning ahead, strategizing... She is definately a key character in the series, and even though I find her annoying sometimes, she has provided a lot of excitement for the show! You just have to love her vindictiveness!

Notable Quotable:

"You don't get to cheer!"

13. Ezekiel
"Remember camp Wawanakwa when you were still semi-human?"


 * -HeatherEzekielTDWTEp1.png

Umm, I really wish I knew why the writers turned The Zeke into a montser. That was underhanded to the poor guy. He was a good character, who admitedly was a little 'brash', but he was still entertaining and fun to watch. It was really sad that his time was so short in both seasons that he competed in. While his cameos were funny, lets face it, its almost unethical what happened to him in the end. I wish that The Zeke had more screen time to unravel this barely touched upon character and unleash his potential.

Notable Quotable:

"I think I see a bird."

Simply a classic!

12. Sierra
"Stalker"

-Heather

Yes, Sierra was a very entertaining charater to watch in TDWT. Her borderline insanity and obssessive crush on Cody was always something I enjoyed watching.I remember when I first saw Sierras label as the obssessive uber fan, I thought she'd be a technophile. Not that that is relevant. She is really funny to watch how she reacts to things, but what really annoys me about her is that she is too obssessed with Cody and frankly, that really sapped all the potential they both had to expand their characteristics. so she was an amusing charater, but really, I think we need to tone down the 'obssessiveness' a little.

Notable Quotable:

"Holy double date in a can!"

Classic!

11. Lindsay
"Not too shabby"

-Chris

Linsay is a character I am fond of as she manages to be dumb and adorable with certain finesse to it that is very entertaining to watch. Ilove those rare moments where she acts smart and takes charge, implying that i enjoyed her character chanes in TDA. Throughout the series, she brought a lot of colour into the usually dark moments, which was always something I valued her for. However, I lost a heck of a lot of respect for her when she fell for Al's charm and has yet to shrug it off. But the relationship with Tyler makes for awesome drama. It's one of the few relationships that hasn't been stuffed up. So in my opinion, Lindsay brings a certain charm and peppiness to Total Drama and I have come to enjoy it.

Notable Quotable:

I'd like to pick just one, but she has way too many great dumb things to say, so i'll pick the smartest thing she said:

"Friends are worth more than money"

So very true

We are now entering awesome territory

10. Eva
"Ok, Eva was a psycho, but at least she was an athletic psycho!"

-Courtney

Eva was one of the best killer Bass members there was. Her abilities were legendary and how power immense. It was a real shame that she was voted off so early. I really enjoyed watching her freak out. I'm a bit of a sadist so I really really loved her freakouts and her rage fits. But then again, the more calm Eva was just as good. she was the person I believe most deserved to return to TDWT as she would have really shook things up and it would have been interesting to see how she would react to Al. Thats the only problem with Eva: she did not get enough screen time. So lets put our hands together for our favourtie psycho!

Notable Quotable:

"I don't cheer."

Simple and awesome!

9. DJ
"But it's DJ! Everyone loves DJ!"

-Bridgette

DJ, how can you not love him?He is so nice, so respectful and curteous, he is just amazing. While I have to admit, sometimes I think he is a little too wimpy to be a character I like, he always makes up for it with that chilled Jamaican attitude, which I have always enjoyed. You just can't hate the guy!

Notable Quotable:

"Don't you know you never leave a brother while he's taking a leak?!"

Simply hilarious!

8. Izzy
"Nuttier, than a ten-ton bag of pecans smothered in peanut butter incased in a cashew the size of China?"

-Noah

Lets face it, Izzy is insane and we all love it! I love how she can go on long insane tangents about some random crap and how she never seems to take things seriously. To me, she is a great soure of humour and the show would never be the same without her. You just have to love the colour she brings into the show with her insanity and the crazy relationship she has with Owen. I wish she could have got more screen time to try and exapnd on this insanity and make the show all that much more fun to watch.

Notable Quotable:

"Look, i;m a rabid monkey, ay ay ay!

Funnily enough, she may be right.

7. Owen
"We love you Owen!"

-Lindsay

Owen, you just have to love him! He always brings light to the dark side of the game (ie final 4 of TDI) and his optimism is so vibrantly wonderful. His dimwittedeness is also hilarious, and the guy is so friendly, you just have to love him. Whilst some may say he is a screen hog, compared to Dorkan, he has barely been on at all. Most of all, I always enjoy his angents and daydreams of food. The hilariousness and friendliness of Owen is something I just love to no end.

Notable Quotable:

"What happens when we get to Macky Pidgeon?"

Oh that was too funny!

6. Beth
"As hot as ever"

-Justin (indirectly)

At first Beth was nothing more than a backround character that I didn't even notice in TDI. In fact, I thought from the start it was only a matter of time before she got eliminated. But thanks to TDA, her character was much more focused upon, and unravelled a Beth that I loved much more. Her friendliness was something I just loved and how she managed to get on everyones good side (except for Courtney, but lets face it, there is practically no one on her good side) act naivelly in an adorable way and how she just became such a nice and friendly person. It was a real shame that she lost TDA, but since I live in Australia, I saw the alternate ending, which was consolation enough. She was such a great character, she deserved to win. Oh well...

Notable Quotable:

"If you smell burnt toast and eveything looks like it's underwater, does that mean you have a concussion?"

Probably

The top 5: Get ready. It's gonna be epic!!!

5. Justin
"There are two syllables for hot: "Jus" and "tin". Man that guy is so hot I could kiss him!"

-Owen

Oh justin is perhaps one of the must hilarious characters in TDA. He was nothing more than a bakround character in TDI, but ever since TDA, he shot up my list and became on of my favourite characters. Why? First of all, I find his narcissism absolutely hilarious. Over-reacting to a minor injury, continually admiring himself, oh it was painfully funny. Sure he was conceited, but thats what made him so funny. And his stupid remarks on things are always worth a good laugh. He's just a really well developed character and hilarious narcissist.

Notable Quotable:

"That's it I'm moving to Canada. 'Cept I'm already there."

That was such a stupid quote that I love it!

4.75 Chef
"The way you torture the kids... you're a natural, you know that? Knockin' 'em down, bruisin' 'em up, killing their spirits! Nobody can do it quite like you, pal."

-Chris

Ah Chef. He's not a contestant, so I don't officially rank him. But What I love is the tough guy attitude in him. And his blatant disregard for saftey and sanitation. His frequent bursts of rage are something I've grown accustomed to and indeed, I've developed a penchant for him. Plus his tender moments with Chris are always something to love.

Notable Quotable:

"Scrambelled eggs? Hahahahaha!..."

I do wonder what was in those 'eggs'...

4.5 Mr. Coconut
"Uh, why's talking to a Coconut?"

-Chef

Mr. Coconut was one character that I really enjoyed watching. His simplicity was something that I could easily understand and that blank stare was always something I enjoyed. Mr. Coconut sadly never made it to the final 3, and was never able to realease his best potential, so unfortunately, he didn't make it to my final 3. Rest assured, his awesomeness did not go unappreciated and I will always remember the awesomeness he once was.

Notable Quotable:

"---"

Best Quote Ever!!!

4. Cody
"My hero."

-Lindsay (no, it's not Sierra)

Cody is perhaps one of the best characters in the whole show who has had outstanding character improvement. I see a lot of myself in him as a geek, who always does better than anticipated. His persistence and beign attitude have always been qualities I admired. Admitedly, I found him nothing more than a backround character in TDI, but ever since TDWT, he has really opened up and become a much more interesting character. Although I found him dull at first and a total hipocrate to the Sierra situation, by the end of TDWT, he became a really nice person and really opened up to Sierra, proving what a great person he is. He always gives it his best, he uses his knowledge to the best of his abilities and makes such a great friend. It really sucks that he didn't win TDWT, but that doesn't matter. He is one character that I will always love and enjoy.

Notable Quotable:

"I spy something thats... GONNA KILL US!!"

Can you believe Justin fell for that?

3. Heather
"A guy hardly needs to be tricked into kissing the hottest girl on the show."

-Geoff

Heather was a character I originally hated in TDI (back when I was a complete n00b to the series) because of her meanness, but after acting like Sierra and reviewing the episodes, I came to realsie that she is perhaps the best antagonist in the whole series! She manipulated things to her advantage, she was not afraid to show her true side and get her hands dirty (not literally). Admittedly her time to mellow in TDA was a little dull, it only prepared me for the awesomeness she brought to TDWT. She thankfully saw through Al's deception and I enjoyed those moments where she stuck it to him and showed him up. She became an epic player who brought tons of drama to the show and made her into one of the most legendary characters there is!

Notable Quotable:

"Oh great, it's pirate Pablo."

Simply awesome.

2.5 Chris McLean
"Appreciated?I love you!"

-Sierra

It took me a while to realise how awesome Chris was. I mean, as the flash host, he was always going to be cool, but after several re-viewings, I realised, that the sadism he displayed was becoming something I became accustomed to (I just love black humour) and something I really loved. His narcissism is hilarious and his legendary personality really setes the show. Total Drama just wouldn't be the same without our awesome host!

Notable Quotable:

Chris has to many good lines to pick one. Either that, or I'm being lazy.

Oh man we are close!!!

2. Tyler
"You the man!"

-DJ

Tyler is extremely awesome. Why? He IS extreme. The epic fails he does are something I really wished he wasn't plagued by. He had a lot of potential, but the producers didn't expand on it. So when TDWT rolled around, he was back in business and his epicness returned. His enthusiam is such an amazing asset that I feel compelled to follow himHis perseverence is simply amazing and the way he takes things to the extreme reminds me a lot of myself. And of course, his relationship with Lindsay is simply awesome. Tyler is one amazing dude who I will always love for his epicness!

Notable Quotable:

"Oh your going down! We're gonna bring the dinner to the table, and then we're gonna eat it!"

Best Tyler Quote ever!!!

And finally. the one you've probably not been waiting for...

wait for it...

I SAID WAIT!

Here goes:

1. HAROLD!!!
"Not sure it was the heat, or Harold's burrito breeze, but seeing that boy as Captain Alberta made me feel a little lightheaded. Whew!"

-LeShawna

Harold is by far my most favourite character of the whole series! Why? First of all, he's a nerd, and I just love nerds. I see a lot of myself in him as a nerd full of facts and mad skillz. Second, he knows how to pull off a brilliant revenge and can get even with his enemies. But by far his best trait is that no matter how suppressed people make him, he always gives anything a go and often does much better than originally anticipated. He is the greatest character ever and I sall love him to no end!

Notable QuotableS:

"Every man knows more wars have been won with a shovel than a sword. Give a man a hole and what does he have? Nothing. But give a man a shovel and he can dig a hole to contain the nothing!"

"I have cow boobies on my head."

They're stranded in Drumheller, where the number one cause of death is being stranded in Drumheller."

"111,111x111,111= 12345678987654321 a numerical palindrome, how cool is that?"

"GOSH!"

"Awesome."

"IDIOTS!"

See how awesome he is? Thats all for now folks. Buh-bye!

Song Ranking
One of my favourite parts of TDWT was the songs. It was always interesting to hear what the contestants could think up of on the spot. Some were good, some were bad. Here is my perception:

31: That song Courtney made up in Hawaiian Style: Mean, contradictive and just plain awful. Need I say more?

30. Rowin' Time: In my opinion, this song was nothing more than a boring knock-off of Lovin' Time. No iimagination, no reason and complete plagarism. They must have had too much time in the episode.

29. Sisters: Although it is kind of a good song, It was boring, the lyris were dull, but I loved LeSawna sticking it to Al! But the music was bad and kind of bland.

28. Save This Show: Gee, apparently I don't like the second TDWT aftermath. No, this song was meant to be a tear jerker, but it was so dull and monotonous. There was no substance to it and it was completely stale.

27. What happens next? What could it be? Satyed tuned and find out next time on total... drama.... WIKI!

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