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Leonard is one of the most powerful yet respectable humans I have ever come across. Unfortunately, they are also the kind of people that are obviously going to be victims of ~jealousy~ and ~annoying people~ But I am of my own power. And I am of my own interests. And I can safely say he was actually were a lot more charming and delightful than his petty imbecillic haters think.

So where do I possibly start with the caped hero of the night Leonard? Who competed in not one, but two seasons! One of which was a spin off! Two seasons????? That's even better than a whopping SIXTY of the 84 characters! Leonard is in the top 24 characters to compete in the most seasons. And he can 24 me anyday 😬😬😁😇😍. The first of his groundbreaking and godlike seasons came in the form of Pahkitew Island. He lasts only 2 episodes yet is still the 2nd best male of the entire season, only losing out to the true evil genius of Max. He was the 2nd best male and was the 2nd voted out. This clearly means Leonard got an A++ in all his Maths exams for how well he could relate numbers together.

So, Uh, This is My Leonard or something

Wow! Leonard started off with such an IMPACT. You begin his power introduction with Dave being a jealous weak b**** who preys on the talented people like Max and because he has such a superiority complex, actually thinks for ONE second that he has the AUTHORITY to speak to ~the king of LARP~ and he THINKS he can casually converse "That guys a little weird". How dare he think he can start a conversation with Leonard the almighty, who he doesn't even know properly! If you were sitting beside Donald Trump would you just start some casual conversation with him before you see him??? ...Wait don't answer that.

The worst part of this is Dave's smile immediately drops once he looks at Leonard and sees him waving his magical wand around. This is either a look of jealousy because Leonard's wand is bigger than him and he's playing it off as that Leonard is acting weird or a shocked face at how legendary Leonard looks as he gracefully flails it around. To the surprise of no one, Dave is starstruck upon meeting Leonard and after Leonard is kind and polite enough to make it clear that he knows many spells, Dave is so shy about meeting this golden man that all he can say is "Oh, ummm, good?" Regardless, as you might have guessed, Dave still sucks, as he didn't apologise for weirding out Leonard with his overly goofy personality upon meeting him.



But it's okay. Leonard is a forgiving young man, he can dimiss it. The worst part about this is right after Leonard's lovely self shines, the duo of evildoers Ella and Beardo decide to steal his spotlight by breaking into song, causing Leonard to make this face.



I relate.

The next powerful moment came when Chris made all the contestants jump out of the blimp that leads to the island, right after announcing that only half of the parachutes work. And Leonard the ruler of Pahkitew Island is the only contestant not shown to panic in the slightest. All 13 other contestants were panicked and impulsive at getting a parachute but Leonard takes it as it comes like a true sweetheart.

Unfortunately for Leonard his parachute only contains drums, drums which I use to make music about the divine wizard who saved the village of Pahkitew. Leonard here has no useful parachute but this doesn't effect him in the slightest. As he plummets to his possible death he's STILL patient and tries to find the page in his book of how to make wings despite him being close to death. Lesson learned guys, if you're falling to possible death, just cast a spell Leostyle and all your hopes and dreams will come true. Oh my god you carefree icon<3

Leonard attempts his full proof spell of trying to make wings but Jasmine interrupts this by saving his life or something. Idk it's not important.

The challenge of the first episode involves teams trying to make a home for themselves while weapons are fired at them. And in the midst of many people either brainstorming, making athletic moves, or COMPLAINING like stupid Dave, you get Leonard who decides to converse with the more lower class working people like Beardo and Sugar since he's a man of equality. His small conversation is the ultimate mix of a casual and relatable one, mixed with a really impressive and inspirational one. Simply put he says: "I once built a castle using nothing but a sunflower and the eye of a dragon." That is..... incredible! Only the mightiest of hands could summon that kind of feat. You make the impossible possible, Leonard.

Sugar is clearly one of the smartest contestants ever as she bluntly believes there's no way her team can lose with a real wizard on their team and she's never been more right. A real fan of artists. Meanwhile the future real fan Ella comes along and locates a bucket of glitter, which pleases Leonard as he values the sparkliest of things, signifying how he always looks on the bright side of life. Always look on the briiiiight side of liiiiiiiife!!! Always look on the liiiiiight siiiiide of life!

The team later try to get more supplies and because Dave is a hopeless flop at everything in life he's beaten by tennis balls to the ground. Luckily for him, Leonard treats everyone equally, even those with major intolerance to his Leosexuality. Us Leosexuals are a proud people. He commands Dave fly away as that foe is beyond him. Leonard tries a spell against the forces of Chef and this totally would've worked had his spell not been interrupted by Chef and his stupid balls. Curse you and your balls, Chef. They were too squishy. Regardless he's still heroic here because he acted a shield against any damage towards his team of Makwak. You're welcome, Dave, you unthankful git. OF COURSE because Dave is such a nuisance to all humans lifestyles I am CERTAIN he will completely forget about this and still get angry at Leonard for no good reason. DIEDAVEDIE

Because Maskwak are mostly filled with hopeless failures, they struggle to think of what to do with their supplies. But with the combination of Ella's glitter and Shawn's soup, Leonard gains the ~ingenious~ idea to make a WIZARD'S TOWER.

Dave, being the intolerant monster he is, immediately tries to shut down the bearded legend he is so desperately jealous of but because the rest of the entire team is now fans of Leonard, they all vote in favour of his idea. When asked what to do first, he even takes the best possible approach, that what they must do first is link arms and chant. His sense of unity and equality is recognised, and the whole team actually cheered as soon as he said that in the episode. Except for D*VE THE D*CK. And Beardo too who's just smiling there like a dumba**. Wow, sit in the corner you two

They eventually do make a tower that is really high, made of rocks and a nice little crown on top. But because Dave is a hate filled sadist he blindly calls it useless. Wow you are so stupid. Leonard even puts his arms on Dave's shoulder and notes happily that it's not done, asking Ella does the honors of the glitter. And because Leonard is a sexy magnet, Sugar rebels against Ella for using the glitter asking she leave it to professionals, referring to the professional level of the Leonard fan club. I'm on that level too.

The moose charge against the sexy Maskwal tower and as the rest of the team flee the scene, Leonard takes the risk of dying with his work and squirms on the ground, performing yet ANOTHER selfless act of self sacrifice like true heroes would. I don't care what any Davesayers neighsayers say. Leonard has put much more effort into this challenge than anyone on Makwak. That's just a fact.

And SENSATIONALLY, after the wizard tower gets rudely ran down by MOOse, it's STILL intact. Yeah, it survives! It actilaly survived! Kinosewak themselves had to build theirs above the ground which is why their's didn't collapse. But without doing that advantage and just making a general tower, the work of Leonard shines through as always! Take that, Dave, you WEEB.

UNfortunately, Leonard pats his hand on the tower which causes it to fall. But this was obviously part of his plan! He knew Kinosewak would be jelly of his free spirit so he decided to pull a stopper at the end and give them a false sense of security. And even better, he still wins! He screams "Forcefield!" as it falls and the entire tower falls right in place and doesn't injure him. That's not magic. That's ULTIMATE. The first time he has enough time to actually do magic properly and it works. This just proves how much of a perfectionist Leonard is and I am just so proud. I wish I had a forcefield! Leonard Life is a cruel misstress!"

Maskwak are sent to elimination and we get another HATEABLE moment with Dave; "Can I vote off 4 people?" This is clearly some way by him to try and look ~hip~ or ~edgy~ but like, shut up with your Leonard shade. At least he actually tried, what did you even contribute to the challenge???? You are such a butt, Dave, just LEAVE. Leonard even has a much better confessional; "How could a wizaRD's towAR NAT wIn??" Firmly agree with your viewpoint, Leolapilicus.

Because of Dave being a pesky and mouthy a**wipe to poor Leonard, and because of Leonard's tower failing entirely from Leonard being a strategic genius, viewers are kind of left to believe the challenge is down to him and that he will be out. But instead they do a COMPLETE turnaround and Beardo is justrategically #blindsided. This was all as revenge from Leonard for Beardo stealing his spotlight earlier. And all Leonard can say is



ugh slay me

Dave didn't leave (TRAGICALLY) but at least Leonard gets to make his life a living hell still because of his strategicspirit. But really, who would you root for? Jesus or Satan, I mean let's be honest there.

I Love You, Wizurd

The next episode he LEADS in once again and with an even bigger force since he has now adapted. He begins the episode off with a BANG, saying a story about how his party encountered a VICIOUS, UMBER, COLOSSUS. THANKFULLY Leonard the luck star had enough mana to ~banish~ it with a ~displacement spell~ If this doesn't SCREAM national treasure Idk what does. Dave then folds his arms and frowns because he has no soul. I hate you.

Dave is SHADY scum like always because he fails at life and cheekily asks Leonard do something INSTEAD of "Making up stories." SO... you DON'T want to hear about someone being an actual HERO to civilians from an ~umber colossus~ Keep saying that when you see a puppy in a burning building, Dave. You do you, ok?

Luckily because Leonard doesn't take nobody's mouth he POUNCES onto to the scene to make it his business that ~IT HAPPENED~



After Dave is CHEEKY UNCHIVALROUS & CALLOUS-FILLED about his OBVIOUS jealousy towards Leonards tower, Leonard makes the most iconic comeback in the history of the franchise



did i stutter when i said iconic??

After a bunch of irrelevants travel with a pig, Dave must pass it to Leonard for the final leg. And then we get the WORST moment in the entire show.



He still makes Dave look horrible for the 69th time though because to the surprise of no one Leonard is way ahead of the token Australian in the challenge and chants ~piggus levitatus this instantus~ a JAM to say the least. Now UNFORTUNATELY, Dave ruins the whole thing and just will NOT let Leonard finish. Luckily the angel of hearts Sugar comes to the rescue of her stanning icon and yells "Geeve the wizurd a cha-ence!" And when you're bullied enough by the horrific face that is Dave, what more can you really do except pour your heart out? I mean, Leonard has tried to be nice, he's tried to reason with Dave, he's argued with him. All he can do now is be emotional. Because Dave being such a small minded and demonic individual just shows that Leonard's spells ~AREN'T WORKING~ BECAUSE SOMEONE HEEEERE ~DOESN'T BELIEEEVE IN HIM~ And like your typical bully, he STILL argues with Leonard. Just shut up that you can't believe or whatever.

I believe. I believe you suck ~Chartney

And unfortunately for Maskwak they lose at the mercy of the Australian girl. ALL because SOMEONE HEEEEERE. DOESN'T. BELIEEEVE IN HIM.

We then get the tragedy of Leonard being eliminated BEFORE Stupid DAVE, but not before he attempts his ~WIBBLY WOO WOBBLY WEE DON'T PICK ME~ spell. This fails along with his ~magic boots and armpit smell~ to bring a time reversal spell. Both of these fail because someone heeeeere didn't belieeeeve in him. Normally I would be distraught at the possibility of Satan outlasting an angel from heaven but it's absolutely fine because Leonard left with all his dignity and never making a single mistake caused by him, while Dave went on to lose his love interest, only friend, and get mauled by a bear to obvious death. So in a way, Leonard basically won.

But amazingly... This was not the last we saw of Leonard.



For you see, here he is BACK for the Rileonculous Race Ridonculous Race! Leonard returned with his best friend Tammy. They're the complete will they/won't they and put Ross and Rachel to SHAME. The LARPers have come to claim the ~dragon's eye~ which is very sexy words that turn me on. While waiting for an elevator with a bunch of weaka** teams, Leonard FINALLY manages to do another spell that WORKS, convincing Owen he doesn't and making Owen ~go over there~ Remarkable specimens accomplish so much.

Sadly the LARPers got on the last flight to Morocco but that's ONLY BECAUSE of them having amazing sociability now that stupid DAVE is gone. And it gave them time to have outright phenomenal potential as strategists. The other five teams on the last flight were the Goths, Adversity Twins, Surfer Dudes, Tennis Rivals, and Stepbrothers. And the LARPers tried to form alliances with two of the best choices; the Adversity Twins and Goths!

As if you'd ally with Tennis Rivals or Stepbrothers. The former was out the episode after and the latter just could never work properly most of the time. Then there was Surfer Dudes who just got easily tricked too often by other teams. So they would just not be valuable allies at all. INSTEAD they try to join forces with the best possible choices. They first try the Adversity Twins, who went on to surprise teams, viewers, and themselves alike by lasting much longer than they thought. But this was sensed by Leon-god and Tammy-sus, so they instead revert to attacking them with confetti!

Instead Leonard puts forward an alliance with the Goths. Greeting with a friendly ~SSSSALUTATIONSSS~ he wishes to propose an ~unstoppable joining of alchemy and alabaster~ They even use their confetti for GOOD this time. The Goths would also later go on to surprise other teams with how impressive they were, winning in three episodes, two of which in a row when there was only like 8 teams left! But the Goths turned this alliance down due to being on par justrategic wise. You win this round, Geths.



It's worth noting that the LARPers were actually the first team in RR to attempt to form an alliance. The next one wasn't formed until FOUR episodes later between the Sisters and Adversity Twins. That demonstrates so much at how quick to smart decisions Leonard & his team truly were.

We also hear of their amazing backstory, of how Leonard met Tammy in 9th grade since they were stuffed into the same locker. When you get bullied by the Daves of the world you really have no choice but to have optimism.

Unfortunately upon reaching the spices after such a long time, it's revealed that the LARPers are in last place. All because of a taxi driver. The ~fool~ just would not accept Leonard's dragon coins as payment. As Tammy plots that he'll rue that day when Ormethius the dragon takes the dragon, as Leonard laughs sinisterly that he will ~sooooooo rue it~<3 The stupid taxi driver OBVIOUSLY didn't belieeeeve in him.

As the LARPers reach the spice collector, Leonard is APPALLED when he sees teams holding in barf from spices, believing that they ~have to eat their own barf???~

Luckily they manage to eat all their spices and it's ~LEVEL COMPLETED~ for them.

Sadly for the LARPers the stupid Vagins and Token Male/Male team start catching up and the LARPers must resort to magic. With a ~song of slumber~ and ~chaos barrier~ they try lulling the others to sleep but a CRISIS occurs where there was something wrong with Leonard's stick! For the first time he... failed! Truly sad but there's no time for the poor guy to get emotional. They rush to the chillzone but sadly don't make it in time. They must have the shame of being the first team out. But don't worry. I'm sure nobody is there to-



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Ok why are all these guys whose names begin with D have to BULLY Leonard???

Leonard's journey ends here but man, it was an epic one. I mean yeah, you might have the opinions that he's 'not funny' or 'really annoying' both terrible opinions. But the fact of the matter is that he just kept delivering more all the time. His placing is completely inconsequential to the impact Leonard actually made as a character. Just remember back in mid 2015 when the entire fandom RAGED upon Leonard being confirmed for RR while us true fans of the show completely understood this creative decision and lounged drinking slushies along with the tears of these people with blatantly wrong opinions. He is THE MOST overhated character of the franchise and it's just not right. Decide now if you want to be a Dave or a Sugar in life. One will lead to a path of lifelong brightness and Leolapinussness. The other makes you become an indian version of Noah.