User blog:Bigez620/"Pahk'd With Talent" and "Lies, Cries and One Big Prize" - Mini-Review



WOOHOO FINALE

What is up with TD and people randomly using giant wooden clubs

Aw I miss Shasmine. Not JaShawn because that literally sounds like Leshawna's hood rat cousin

Alex Ganetakos returns to write his first episode in forever

I hate how Sugar's running but only her feet are moving that's unnatural

They need to chill with Lindsay's theme music Sugar is psychotic

This challenge sounds like a Roleplay challenge I LIKE IT

What's up with that chick intern's stomach? Is her shirt just too big?

I really like Sky's sneakers I don't think I've ever told you guys

Sugar's charm is wearing on me

Shawn's challenge is creative and a productive way to spend your summer

I know Sky isn't really supposed to be the new Zoey, and she isn't, but that voice misleads me to believe she is diabetically nice. It's too pleasant, even when she's being diabolical

What is supporting those branches

GYMNASTICS DO NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO GODPLAY

Sugar is FAT

I like Alex Ganofonogotakonotoflossos but it seems like he writes the characters strictly by their labels

"A talent contest? The only talent I have is kinda gross!" What do you MEAN YOU JUST FLEW FROM TREE TO TREE

Why did Chef NEVER sing in TDWT? His voice is gorgeous

Sky's bit is corny

Thank God they didn't make Shawn's thing have to do with zombies I'm so done with that aspect of his life

Chef's bulge >

Shawn's bit was hilarious

And I enjoy classical music

OH MY GOD SUGAR

I just realized we haven't seen Fang in a while I guess he died along with Ezekiel

Cutting straight to elimination after Sugar's performance was great

FINALE TIME

Lies, Cries, idk the finale why does it have this long ass name

Shawn and Sky final two is interesting we haven't had a protagonist and a protagonist since season one

THIS SHOW PISSES ME OFF WHY COULDN'T THE WHOLE CAST COME BACK WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL ELLA

lol what if Sky spun and just got Jo literally out of no where and she came on like "hello I'm voiced by Laurie Elliot"

This is, what, the eighteenth time all season that Leonard has been mentioned?

GOD I don't wanna have to deal with Dave WHINING

Awwww Shawn and Jasmine are my two favorite people

This is where Chris being an ass works well

"Sorry you got stuck with me, I'll try not to get in your way!" SHUT YOUR MOUTH

I feel legit bad for Sky

Even though I'm Dave

SKY YOU MANIPULATIVE SKANK

What the hell Chris

I don't like when the backgrounds turn a specific color and there are like, two clear squares overlapping it

I went skiing once. Just thought I'd let you guys know if you were interesting in my sad, dark life HAHAHAHA

Jasmine being blue reminds me of Heather being blue which reminds me of Ezekiel being GREEN

"The boy gets the girl, the girl gets the money! That sounds wrong..." Okay Dave, you have made your way into my heart keep up the good work

Nevermind he's such a little dweeb

"I feel awful, I was supposed to help you, not not help you!" Dave SHUT UP THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING IN AFRICA

I like TDPI's continuity

Bald Dave looks like Sierra

LOL CHRIS IS SO UNECESSARILY A JERK

CONTINUITY

Okay I call bulls**t on how Chris got the "worst helper choice ever" confessional because when did Shawn find the time to make it during the challenge and Chris couldn't have gotten the tape because THE EPISODE HASN'T AIRED YET

Just realized Cartoon Network never released Shawn's audition tape because he wins

Sky you LED DAVE ON. HARLOT!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL BAD FOR KEITH. HE'S PROBABLY A REALLY NICE GUY WITH AN HONORS DECREE IN AP PHYSICS WHO WORKS AT A NURSING HOME, NOT FOR THE MONEY, BUT BEING ABLE TO PUT A SMILE ON THOSE ADORABLE ELDERLY FACES

Why does Sky even like Dave he's bald

Third time playing Izzy's theme

Sky's floating heads >

Alright Jasmine stop crying you're on national television

A tad bit nippy in the snow zone

Can you imagine what Dave would do with a million dollars probably like make a shrine dedicated to Sky and make macaroni sculptures in her image

Chef's scream is life

Shasmine has warmed my icy heart

Okay I guess we get no response from Sky who just lost a million dollars and her boyfriend and her potential boyfriend.



Smiling on the outside



DYING ON THE INSIDE

I feel bad for Dave but the guy had it coming

And that's the end of Pahkitew Island. It's been a pleasure reviewing the past few weeks, and I'm glad a lot of you are still very interested. Next blog of mine will be a full analysis of Pahkitew. So if you're interested in seeing my thoughts on the season, stay tuned.

Episode 12, RATING: A-

Episode 13, RATING: A-