Paintball Deer Hunter

Recap
The campers are rudely roused from their slumber by the loud noise of Chris flying over the camp in a helicopter. Heather asks Beth and Lindsay to warm up the shower for her and a short time later, a long line can be seen outside the community washroom waiting for Heather to finish. Shortly afterwards, Chris is heard over the loudspeakers asking the campers to assemble at the campfire pit. At the campfire, Chris says today's challenge is about survival with a paintball deer hunt for the teams. Chris states the Killer Bass hunters are Harold, Geoff and Bridgette using blue paintballs and the Gopher hunters are Owen, Beth, LeShawna and Lindsay using orange paint with everybody else taking the roles of "deer" wearing antler headgear and deer tails.

Out in the woods, the "deer" are unhappy about their roles except for Cody, who says in confessional stall that he is used to dodging things in real life. Heather says she's going to get Beth and Lindsay to protect her for the entire time of the game and dismisses a suggestion from Gwen that this would be illegal under the rules. The scene shifts to the Killer Bass hunters where Harold tries to console Bridgette, who thinks hunting of kind is wrong, by saying Heather is one of the deer and this point improves Bridgette's outlook quite a bit.

Just after Chris announces the hunt has started, Owen splashes urine on himself to mask his scent, to the revulsion of the others. Beth and Lindsay are snarled at by Heather, who orders Lindsay to get her berries and Beth to get a bag of non barbecue chips from the dining hall. In a confessional, Beth complains that Heather can be so bossy in her attitude with her and other people.

Owen continues to prowl the woods, spots DJ nearby and tries to sneak up on him. Elsewhere, Beth sneaks into the main lodge past Chef's watchful eyes for the chips Heather demanded. Back with Owen, the hunter is suddenly startled by a snake and DJ, alerted to Owen's presence, runs off followed by Owen. Back at the mess hall, Beth manages to barely get out of their with the bag of chips without Chef spotting her. In a confessional, Beth chastises herself for what she did for someone she doesn't even like.

Owen maintains his chase of DJ but only succeeds in hurting himself in the process. Beth talk with Cody and tells him she's had it with the game after risking her life for a bag of chips. Heather is angry that Beth ate most of the chips and orders Beth to get her another one but Beth refuses to go. Moments later, Heather is shot by Harold and Bridgette.

Owen heads up a hill shooting at DJ but when they reach the top, Owen has run out of paintballs and is tossed off the hill into the water below by DJ.

Elsewhere, Heather calls an alliance meeting with Lindsay and interrupts Beth shooting at a deer to tell Beth she can stay in the alliance if she apologizes for her earlier actions but Beth refuses. The two argue back and forth with Beth stating that Heather is more concerned with bossing people around than winning challenges.

At another location, Owen, soaking wet, is determined to get a deer and, spotting Duncan walking by, quickly finds a new target.

The fighting between Heather and Beth continues on with LeShawna overhearing the argument and stopping to watch. LeShawna accidentally shoots Heather by mistake and when Heather turns to angrily denounce LeShawna, Beth shoots Heather as well.

Elsewhere, Owen is up in a tree getting ready to shoot Duncan, who is drinking from a nearby pond. However, a loud fart by Owen alerts Duncan to his presence and he runs off.

Cody is along in the woods eating chips with his confessional (filmed afterwards) showing him in a wheelchair and heavily bandaged. A moment or so later, the reason for his future state becomes clear when Cody is confronted by an angry bear.

Elsewhere, Heather shoots paintballs at LeShawna and Beth and they return the favor. In another location, Courtney and Duncan quibble over which direction the camp is located and accidentally lock antlers as a result. In confessional, Duncan says that he kinda liked having antlers locked with Courtney.

Harold, Geoff and Bridgette spot the paintball fight between LeShawna, Heather and Beth and start shooting at the latter for fun just as the announcement that the hunt is over. Surveying the campers, Chris declares the Killer Bass the winners with a trip to a hunting camp party as a reward. At the campfire ceremony, Heather declares she's vote off Beth and one other camper if she could. In a confessional, Cody figures he's safe as he's a quick healer and everybody hates Heather but in the end, Cody is voted off the island and walked to the Dock of Shame by Beth, who shows Cody the idol she kept from Boney Island in a previous challenge. Then she kisses Cody on the cheek which makes his wheelchair roll off of the Dock of Shame.

Cast

 * Geoff, Sadie, Trent and Chef appear, but they have no lines.

Quotes

 * (in recap) Chris: Will Beth live to regret her souvenir? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total Drama Island.


 * (the girl campers are standing outside the shower/restroom) Bridgette: What's the hold-up?! Lindsay: Heather needs her private time. LeShawna: How long's 'Queenie' going to be in there? I got urgent business! Beth: She could still be a while. Gwen: That does it. I'm going lumberjack style.


 * Owen: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you... (gets hit in the head with a can of beans)


 * Cody: I was so psyched to be a deer. I'm small, but I'm quick. Lots of from practice dodging spitballs in math class.


 * (Owen splashes himself with a yellow liquid) Beth: What are you doing? Owen: Masking my scent so the deer don't smell me coming. LeShawna: Tell me that isn't – Owen: Pee? Yes! Yes it is. Beth: EEEEWWWW! Owen: I got some more if you need some. Beth: We're hunting other campers; you don't have to hide your scent. Owen: You mean I collected all this pee for nothin'? (throws cup in the air?) (Lindsay and Beth run away as the cup lands beside LeShawna) LeShawna: Dude, you are one sick ticket.


 * Owen: It's on, DJ! Your butt's a hamburger and I'm one hot barbecue!


 * (in confessional) Beth: So I'm running for my life from this psycho chef when all of a sudden, it hits me. I'm doing this for Heather? I don't even like her!


 * Cody: Bag any deer yet? Beth: No, but I did risk my life to steal a bag of chips.


 * Beth: Do you know why we keep losing challenges? Heather: Because they're lame and stupid? Beth: No. Because you're so busy being mean that you don't even try. All you can think of is bossing us around!


 * Heather: I can make your life miserable here. Beth: You already do, Miss "Come put lotion on my nasty alligator skin!"


 * Duncan: Sure, we could've taken those lame-o antler hats off, but little Miss Counsellor-In-Training would probably go blab to Chris and have us disqualified. And hey, I kinda liked it.


 * (Duncan and Courtney are stuck together) Courtney: Now what? Duncan: ... You wanna make out?


 * Chris: Stealing from Chef, eating chips in the woods, being mauled by bears. Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product. And I have to say, that was awesome! When you guys opened fire on your own team. Wicked TV, guys.


 * Harold: Hey, where are Duncan and Courtney? (everyone sees them walking towards them with their antlers stuck together) Gwen: Oh, this is too much. Owen: Duncan, you sly dog, you. Duncan: The girl can't keep her antlers off me. (Courtney kicks him in the private parts) Can't even bend over.


 * (in confessional) Lindsay: I totally admire Belle for standing up to Heather, but she's so dead now!


 * Chris: There are only have seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper... Gwen: Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can we just get this over with it? Chris: Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment.