User blog:Whoops6/A Formal Whoops6 Review of "No Pain, No Game".

...I wasn't feeling very creative when coming up with a title for this review. Mostly because I'm pissed because there was a disproportionate amount of raisins to bran in my Raisin Bran this morning.

Before I begin, it's time for a political editorial.

This is how I feel about Bernie endorsing Hillary.

And this is how I feel about Hillary Clinton in general.

Politics aside, let's get on with this review!

This was the second episode written by Erika Strobel, the first being X-Treme Torture. She was an amazing writer in that episode, let's see how she does this time.

"And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line?"

OOH DANG CHRIS YOU AINT PULLING BACK TODAY BOI.

So the episode begins with Bridgette cleaning her surfboard that she never uses while LeShawna luciously eats chips and glares at Heather.

I was just bingewatching Redonculous Race becauase all the episodes were reuploaded on YouTube, and seeing TDI Geoff just seems wierd now.

Hey, Chris lied. Who would've thought?

Bla bla bla Izzy and Eva are back let's get on with this episode.

"You've got that right, Sister Thunder Thighs!"

"Oh oh oh, TELL ME the macho mama with butt cheeks tighter than my weave did not just say that!"

"Can't we just talk this over through low-cal snacks?"

LeShawna's facial reaction to Lindsay was beautiful XD. Anyway, LeShawna is still bae.

I was fast-forwarding through the discription of the challenge, so all I got was:

"Uncle... you... do not last the required ten seconds... what kinds of torture?... [Chef in a serial killer outfit]... Duncan you're first up... crusiest, hungriest,... unprotected...Chef...protect my coconuts."

Duncan has an ugly uvula.

"Are you still mad about the whole burying you alive thing?"

GWEN, WHY ARE YOU MAD NOW? You cooed over him in Up the Creek, had a deer fetish with him in Paintball Deer Hunter, bonded over ham with him in If You Can't Take the Heat..., gushed over his poeticness in X-Treme Torture. Why do you choose NOW to get mad at him?

"You know you're totally the last person here I'd leave buried in the sand if I had a choice!"

"Really? That's so sweet!"

Gwen's either really gullible, or really intosome wierd stuff.

I find it strange how Trent and Gwen flirt over the fact that Lindsay just had a molten marshmallow on her face.

"I choose... [the FBI director]... with lake leeches... because [he's] a backstabbing, low-life traitor. Grr!"

Oops, was my political side showing again?

Also, how did that strange noise that Eva made sound like a "grr?"

And Eva says "it's payback time" twice.

I actually googled "9.9999999999999999999=english" (since googling a number then typing "=english" tells you how to say that number", and the second result I got was the "everybody and Chris" article. I clicked on the search bar again, and my suggested search was "what do you get when you cross cinderlla with a barber".

Anyway, Chris is wrong about it not equalling 10. With that many 9's, it can be assumed that it is 9 repeating. .9 repeating actually equals 1, and I'll show you how:

1/9 = 0.111..., obviously

2/9 = 0.222...,

3/9= 0.333..., etc.

So wouldn't 9/9 = 0.999...? But 9/9 = 1. Therefore 0.999 = 1.

Still don't believe me? Here's algebra:

Say x = 0.999....

Therefore, 10x = 9.999..., naturally

10x = 9 + 0.999..., since 9 + 0.999... = 9.999... and 9.999... = 10x

10x = 9 + x, since x = .999... and 9 + .999... = 10x

9x = 9, if you subtract x from both sides.

x = 1 by dividing. But doesn't x = 0.999...? Illuminati confirmed.

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999... There's actually a whole Wikipedia article on the subject.]

What am I trying to prove here? I don't know.

Anyway, Geoff's new seat is a medieval pillory. That reminds me of a limerick I wrote for English class:

There once was a woman named Hillary.

She makes me want to go into a pillory.

With all of her crimes,

All on taxpayer dimes,

I really need to go to a distillery.

There once was a man named Donald J. Trump.

He should go by the bay to the toxic waste dump.

He's never held political office,

He gives me a tophus.

Excuse me while I get my stomach pumped.

There once was  acommunist named Bernie.

It'll suck if you earn as much as an attorney.

He wants a redistribution of wealth,

To help illegal immigrants' health,

America is in for quite the journey.

All of the canidadtes are barbarian.

They could care less about the proletarian.

So how do we win,

When all candidates are of sin?

Answer: you vote libretarian.

I don't even know what I'm saying, I hate Gary Johnson. Oh well.

I thought DJ was afraid of snakes? You'd think he'd say "uncle" right away.

Meanwhile Bridgette goes into the pillory.

Trent jumps over skunks. Foreshadow into the next episode, perhaps? ;)

THAT'S IT FOR PART 1... TOO MANY POLITICAL REFERENCES? DON'T WORRY, PART 2 WILL HAVE A FULL ANALYSIS OF THE EPISODE WITH LESS POLITICS!