User:TotalDramaFan1000/Camp Drama Audition & Confessional

 HAROLD Audition Tape  The camera is started by Harold's sister Betty. "Do I have to this? You won't even get on this stupid show," she complains.

"Shut up and keep filming!" Harold replies.

Harold is in front of the camera in his living room wearing a uniform similar to the ones they wear on the sci-fi show, Space Voyage

"Greetings Camp Drama judges," he salutes with great respect.

"My name is Harold and I'm the perfect contestant for your new show!" he announces smugly.

"You may be asking yourself, 'Why would a guy with looks, brains and talent want to be on my crappy show?' Well, to tell you the truth, not many people here particularly appreciate my brand of skill"

Harold's older brother walks by, "Out of the way dork!" He pushes Harold aside, causing him to fall flat on the ground.

"See what I mean?" Harold continues. "If you were to have me as a contestant on Camp Drama, I could prove to everyone I'm not just some another good looking face, but that I am also a man with the ultimate skills to win this thing! Observe."

Harold takes out five small tennis balls to prove his "skills", but soon drops all of them.

"Okay, didn't like that one? Well I can also speak five different languages, four of which are spoken by different species of aliens on my favorite TV series, Space Voyage and I also--"

The camera begins to tilt down; Betty is falling asleep. Harold begins to panic and bends down to the same level as the camera, "Wait, I also know a lot of interesting facts! Like how in England, there is no different between a pig and a hog, and that the coccyx is the only bone in our system in that serves no purpose and--"

Betty then lets the camera drop into the floor, breaking the screen.

"GOSH! IDIOT! This is bogus!" Harold exclaims before the camera completely shuts down.  HAROLD Confessional  "Alright, so this is my first confessional....So many lame Church jokes to be made, but not even I would stoop that low on my first confessional. The island is pretty cool, maybe I'll see a cougar, I'm not even afraid of them! After all, I am as strong as a bumble bee! But I wouldn't fight a bumble bee, I'm allergic, if I got stung it could be the end of me! I don't want to die I just got here! THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT I want to do!"

Harold curls up into a ball and begins to cry, but suddenly stops.

"......What were we talking about again?"