User blog:DestructiveMilkshake/Sampher Hate Blog

Blergh, almost half a year since my last blog. :( Out of boredom, I had decided to blog about a very special couple and their very special fandom, both of which have gotten on my nerves lately. In case you haven't noticed, there are quite a few people who are rather loud about their support for this ship, both on and off the wiki. Common reasons for supporting their possible relationship include a line of dialogue from A Blast From The Past, where one of the twins say "Topher thinks you're fat!" and... uh... they look cute together? Also a couple of animation pieces like these gems:

Okay, HOW would this couple ever work? Most of its supporters support it for extremely shallow reasons, and that never makes a very good couple. Ever. I haven't seen one Sampher fan give me a reason to like it besides they look cute. This couple honestly irritates me.