User blog comment:Nalyd Renrut/New Rules/@comment-2050042-20110725044847/@comment-2050042-20110727064923

Yo mama's so stupid, she put toilet paper on the television and called it "paper view."

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.

Yo mama's so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

I think I topped you, Gleek. :3