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Total Drama Champions ep. 14: The Chef Grand Prix

Mergers: Angelina, Scarlett, Mark, Alec, Slasher, Alec, Victoria and Colette

The scene opens to Chris standing by multiple vehicles.

Chris: last time on Total Drama Champions Daisuke formed multiple alliances to eliminate Colette while Alec and Victoria have a tuff time in their relationship. Will Daisuke eliminate Colette? Will Colette eliminate Daisuke? Find out now on Total Drama Champions!

(Theme plays)

The scene opens to Slasher sleeping peacefully. Slasher hears multiple creeks in the cabin which wake him up. He turns over to see Mark trying to sneak out of the boys cabin.

Slasher: What are you doing Mark? It’s 3 a.m.

Mark: I just need to use the bathroom.

Slasher looks at Mark skeptically.

Mark: I’m not doing anything suspicious or anything!

Slasher just turns over in his bed as Mark leaves the cabin.

Slasher: Seems like Mark is meeting up with someone. It’s obviously suspicious but he’s probably just trying to hang out with his gal pal Angie.

Out in the forest Daisuke, Angelina and Victoria waiting for Mark.

Mark: Sorry I’m late, I was a little distracted.

Daisuke: It’s fine, now let’s discuss our alliance plans.

Victoria: Before we do can I ask why Alec isn’t here?

Daisuke: He’s not here for the same reason Slasher and Scarlett aren’t. He isn’t trustworthy.

Victoria: What do you mean? Alec was a reliable teammate.

Daisuke: people act different during the merge. Before the merge I didn’t exactly plan ahead.

Angelina: Plus it’s pretty obvious he’s untrustworthy, he literally pushed you towards some lions.

Victoria: That was to help us win.

Angelina: You mean help him win.

Victoria: That was obviously not his intent. I have faith that Alec wouldn’t do that.

Angelina: I wouldn’t be surprised if it was his intent.

Daisuke: There’s no need to argue right now. lets get of this topic for now. For now lets just talk about our target.

Daisuke pulls out a paper showing their targets.

Daisuke: As you can see, Colette is the primary target. The other main targets will be Scarlett and Slasher due to their villainous pasts.

Angelina: Sounds fair.

Angelina: As long as I’m not their target It’s fine.

In the boys cabin Slasher is still sleeping. A rock is thrown at his window. The rock is repeatedly thrown until Slasher opens the window. Slasher sees that Colette is trying to get his attention.

Colette: Meet me in the forest next to the outhouse. I need your help.

Slasher: Does anyone sleep anymore?!

Behind the outhouse Colette was sitting around in a circle with Scarlett, Slasher and Alec.

Colette: I’m guessing we all noticed that our fellow competitors are in an alliance with Daisuke.

Slasher: Yea we know, we’re in it.

Colette: Obviously you’re not. He’s having a meeting right now.

Alec: How do you know?

Colette: When Victoria and Angelina got up this morning I followed them and noticed they were having an alliance meeting.

Slasher: So that’s why Mark got up so early.

Scarlett: Well I suppose we’ll join your alliance. We don’t really have much of a choice.

'''Slasher: I knew that Daisuke was going to be a threat! I should’ve sabotaged him awhile ago!'''

'''Alec: This is perfect. Sense Victoria is in the other alliance we can dominate both alliances!'''

Colette: I know Alec and Victoria are pretty close, so I could force him to help us get her vote to eliminate anyone in their group!

They continue to plan for hours when Chris eventually gets on the intercom.

Chris (Intercom): Everyone report to the cafeteria! Now!

All the contestants gather around Chris in front of the mess hall.

Scarlett: So what’s today’s challenge?

Chris: Glad you asked Scarlett. Today we’re re-doing another one of my favorite challenges. All of you must go inside and grab a key. Once you have the key you must use said key on the correct vehicle. Get going!

All the contestants storm into the kitchen looking for a key. Chris stands for a couple seconds and then turns around to see Daisuke.

Chris: Gah! What are you doing out here? Go get your key.

Daisuke: I found mine.

Daisuke holds up his key to the surprise of Chris.

Chris: Fine, go get your car and lap around the camp.

Daisuke gets in a clown car and starts driving of.

Daisuke: This challenge is going surprisingly well, I thought it’d take awhile to find a key, but there was a key hanging from the back of the door.

Meanwhile in the cabin Mark and Alec were searching in the pantry when Mark finds a red key.

Mark: Sweat, already found a key.

Mark beings to head outside when a giant squid arm reached out from the same pantry and pulled him inside. Alec goes to pick up the key Mark dropped when the squid grabs him as well. While they’re having fun with that squid Slasher is checking around in the closet. Eventually Slasher finds a sliver key.

Slasher: Alright! See ya later suckers!

Slasher starts to run out of the building when a giant spider latches onto his face.

Slasher: HOLY S@&$!

Slasher runs around panicking when he eventually grabs a frying pan and smacks himself repeatedly. Eventually the spider jumps of but Slasher’s face is very bruised.

Slasher: I think I’m going to take a quick nap.

Slasher falls on the floor. The others weren’t having an easier time however. Colette was wrestling a rat for her key and Angelina and Scarlett were fighting over another key. The only person who was having it easy was Victoria who was already leaving with her key.

Victoria: Alec dropped his key when the squid grabbed him so I thought he wouldn’t mind if I borrowed his.

Victoria walks over to Chris who’s in front of multiple vehicles.

Chris: Congratulations Victoria! You’re the second one here, go and get your vehicle.

Victoria goes over and tries her key on several cars but it wasn’t working.

Victoria: Chris it didn’t work on any of these.

Chris: That means you have to chose from the loser pile!

Chris gestures towards a llama, a boat and a hot air balloon.

Victoria: How am I supposed to use a boat?

Chris: That’s for you to find out.

Victoria: I’ll just take the air balloon. What am I supposed to do?

Chris: It’s pretty simple, just circle around the camp. last one back is out!

Victoria: We’re having that kind of challenge? Those challenges suck.

Chris: I’d get going if I were you. Slasher is already coming.

The camera pans over to Slasher who is slowly stumbling over with his key. Victoria gets in the balloon and starts to drift away.

Slasher gets into a truck and puts in the key which to his surprise actually worked.

Slasher: Alright! First place here I come!

Slasher drives of leaving Chris in the dust.

Chris: I forgot to tell him the challenge. Oh well, he’ll find out eventually where to go.

Meanwhile back in the cafeteria the squid had let go of Alec and Mark and they’re back to searching. After some more struggling Colette finally takes the key from the rat. The rat starts to scratch Colette’s face as she leaves the cafeteria.

Colette: Get of me you stupid rat!

Alec: Oh crap. Everyone’s finding their keys. I better hurry.

After saying this Angelina lets go of her key causing Scarlett to fall. Angelina turns to the fridge and finds a key in some jello.

Angelina: This won’t be so bad.

Angelina starts to remove the jello and eventually finds her key.

Angelina: Good luck Mark, I got a challenge to win.

Mark: Bye.

Mark waves goodbye as he continues to search in a trash can and finds two keys. One is golden while the other is bronze.

Mark: Woah I found two.

Alec: Hey, do you mind sharing the other key?

Mark: I don’t know. Daisuke said you’re untrustworthy and I trust his word more than yours.

'''Alec: Seems like Daisuke does have it out for me. Luckily Victoria is in their dumb alliance so she could probably convince him to vote out the others.

Mark: I’m guessing I shouldn’t have said that.'''

Alec: Come on dude. Can’t you just give me one?

Mark: Um... fine.

Mark hands him the bronze key and they both head outside.

Chris: Like I said before. Get into the right vehicle and circle around the area. I’d get going you’re both in last and whoever gets last won’t be getting last again!

Alec and Mark both start to try and use their keys. Alec managed to get a golf cart but Mark’s didn’t work.

Chris: Looks like Mark is going to have to settle with the loser pile!

Mark walks over to the llama and tries to climb it but couldn’t get on.

Chris: Chef give Mark a boost.

Chef walks over to Mark and lifts him onto the llama.

Mark: Thanks Chef.

Victoria and Slasher are already over half way done. Slasher searchers in his truck when he notices a bazooka and a banana peel.

Slasher: Why do I have these?

Chris: we put weapons in each one of the vehicles, to make things way more interesting.

Slasher leans out of the window and aims his bazooka at Victoria.

Slasher: This is going to be so cool!

Slasher launches it into the balloon causing Victoria to go crashing down.

'''Slasher: I’m so good at these challenges! That team really was holding me back!'''

Slasher picks up the peel and shrugs and throws it out of the vehicle. The camera goes a distance back to Scarlett, Colette, and Angelina. Angelina was driving a go-cart, Colette was riding a motorcycle and Scarlett was driving a school bus.

Colette: So Angie, wanna joining our alliance?

Angelina: You have an alliance?

Colette: I started an alliance to eliminate Daisuke and you’re the smartest person in their group so I assumed you’d jump at this opportunity.

Angelina: I’ll happily decline your offer.

Colette: You’ll learn to regret that later. Or maybe right now.

Colette grabs a green turtle shell.

Angelina: What are you going to do with a turtle shell?

Colette: I’m just going to take out the competition!

Colette tries to throw the shell at Angelina when Scarlett’s vehicle spins out of control and hits the shell.

Scarlett: what’s happening?!

Colette: I can’t believe Scarlett didn’t notice that banana peel, it was pretty pathetic.

Scarlett’s bus goes of into a ditch while Colette and Angelina go further on their own.

Meanwhile in the very back of the group Mark is going slowly on the back of llama.

Mark: Come on llama, you can go faster than this.

Mark starts to try and get it to move but it wouldn’t go any faster.

Mark: I should’ve gone with the boat.

Chris (Intercom): Looks like Slasher is almost to the finish line while Colette and Angelina are tied for second. Scarlett and Victoria are out of their vehicles and Mark is in last place. Alec is also here but he hasn’t done anything interesting.

Colette: Wait what about Daisuke? Where’d he go?

Chris (Intercom): I have no idea where he went, all I know is that he’s not on the racing track.

While they continue to drive Daisuke is getting more and more lost driving in a swamp.

Daisuke: How’d I get lost? I didn’t take any paths away from the track...

Daisuke continues to drive while a creature stocks him in the swamp.

While Daisuke continues to wander Alec is just a little behind Colette and Angelina. Alec starts to search in his car and finds a grappling hook and a blue turtle shell.

'''Alec: When did turtles have blue shells? And how did they get this shell?'''

Chris: I’d like to inform the viewers that no animals were harmed in the making of this episode, Only teens were.

Alec looks out of his vehicle and throws the shell. Colette and Angelina look back in fear but noticed the shell went past them.

Alec: I wonder where that shell is going.

Slasher is sitting in the lead relaxing until he looks at his mirror and sees a blue turtle shell flying towards him.

Slasher: What the he-

Before Slasher could finish his sentence the turtle shell flys into his car slowing it down drastically.

Slasher: When were turtles so powerful? Last I checked you could smack a turtle repeatedly and he couldn’t do anything back.

Alec continues to drive even though his shell missed when he sees Victoria running towards the finish line.

Alec: Need a ride Victoria?

Victoria: obviously.

Victoria gets into his car and they start to drive towards the finish line.

Alec: If what Mark said was true then Daisuke will try and turn her against me so I need her more now than ever.

'''Victoria: looks like I was right. Angelina is going to feel so stupid.'''

Alec and Victoria cross the finish line and noticed that Colette, Angelina and Slasher already passed.

Alec: On the bright side we weren’t last.

Victoria: That’s true.

Slasher: So who’s left?

Colette: I believe Scarlett, Mark and Daisuke.

Angelina: Hmm, Scarlett lost her vehicle, Daisuke’s location is unknown and I haven’t seen Mark at all.

Colette: My money is on Mark getting out, he’s easily the weakest contestant still in.

Angelina: are you kidding? Scarlett doesn’t even have a vehicle, she’s doomed.

Alec: maybe Daisuke will get out, after all we haven’t seen him in awhile. That’s what I’m hoping for anyway.

They all look towards the horizon to see Scarlett running towards the finish line with Mark riding his llama close behind. They’re both a couple feet away when a clown car appears with a giant squid on top trying to remove the roof.

Slasher: Is that Daisuke?

Victoria: Where’d he get that giant squid?

'''Daisuke: I was driving around in that swamp when I finally found a clearing which was near the finish line. The squid then jumps on my roof and tries to eat me. To put it lightly I wasn’t a fan of this challenge.'''

Mark and Scarlett almost reach the finish line when Daisuke speeds past them.

Chris: And Daisuke is safe!

Mark: But what about Scarlett and I?

Chris: You both got the bottom two spots so I say we have a fun tie breaker!

Mark: Why would we do that?

Chris: We would have a vote sense you both didn’t make it but sense there seems to be an even split it’d be easier to have a fun obstacle course.

Scarlett: you were just planning this the whole time weren’t you?

Chris: pretty much, yea.

Chris presses a button causing the ground to rise underneath them. The first part of the course is ten feet of the ground. The second part is a small line of string right above water full of sharks. The third part is a giant gorge while the last spot is just a very greasy straight line.

Chris: Normally I would explain the challenge but I feel it’d be more fun to demonstrate it. Send in the test subjects!

Chef walks over carrying James the class president and Topher.

James: What do you want Chris?

Chris: Nothing mr. Ex-class President.

'''James: After Talent the majority of my fellow students realized I’m not very trustworthy, luckily I’m still in the student council so I didn’t lose too much power.

Chris (Intercom): James, get of the confessional!

James: If I’m going to he here I think it’s fair for me to use the confessional!

Chris (intercom): I’ll give you ten seconds before I blow up the confessional!

James: Uh oh...'''

Topher: Are you going to finally give up your job? Took you long enough to realize the superior host.

Chris: Just shut up Topher, lets just get into the demonstration.

Chris sighs and gestures for Chef to come over.

Chris: All I need you two to do is hold these Olympic torches.

They both grab the torches. Chef walks over to them and lights their torches.

Chris: The challenge is simple. Get down from here anyway you want.

Chris pushes James and Topher causing them to start falling from the top.

Chris: Then you have to walk on this string to the other side.

Topher tries walking over when fang comes out from the water and grabs him. Fang starts to repeatedly hit him while James is swimming away from some sharks.

Chris: Once you pass the sharks you must jump over the gorge!

James and Topher both look at each other hesitantly but eventually they both try to jump over but both fall.

Chris: If your torch’s light goes out you have to go back to the start of your leg of the race.

Mark: What about the last part?

Chris: Sense Topher and James both failed their challenge we’ll just have to keep it a secret but it’s pretty straight forward.

Victoria: Why’d you chose James and Topher to demonstrate anyway? Neither seem like they fit this type of challenge.

Chris: It’s mostly just a revenge thing. That’ll show those two punks.

Mark: Are you going to go get them?

Chris: I’ll probably leave them down there as long as legally possible. Anyway, the two for the first part are Angelina and Colette, the people in the second part will be Daisuke and Alec, the people going in the third will be Mark and Scarlett while the last two up are Slasher and Victoria!

All the contestants get into their spots and get ready to go.

Chris: Alright! Ready?

They both shake their heads.

Chris: Go!

Colette and Angelina start climbing down with their torches in hand. It’s a very slow process. After awhile of climbing Angelina notices a glowing red light but it was too late. Angelina goes flying away from the cliff and lands in-front of Daisuke.

Angelina: Here you go...

Angelina passes the torch to Daisuke who begins to pass over the rope. After a little while Colette reaches the bottom and passes it to Alec.

Colette: Take it!!

Alec: I’ll take it... jeez.

Alec begins to go over the rope. He notices Daisuke is almost pass the rope so he bent down and splashed Daisuke until his torch went out.

Daisuke: Oh come on!

Alec: See you at the finish line!

Daisuke goes back and re-lights his fire. Alec almost passes the sharks when fang grabs him and starts to shake him. Alec put the torch over him setting fang on fire. Fang jumps back in he water and glares at Alec.

'''Alec: I saw Revenge Of The Island so I know it’s best to not mess with Fang. Obviously I didn’t have much of a choice.

Fang walks into the confessional and starts to growl.

Alec: Not the face!'''

Alec hands the torch to Scarlett who starts to plan her jump. After Scarlett plans for a little she gets ready to jump. Before she makes her jump Daisuke hands his torch to Mark.

'''Scarlett: At the moment we have an obvious advantage. Slasher is one of the strongest physical competitors while they only have Mark and Victoria left.'''

Scarlett and Mark both jump. Mark starts to fall into the gorge but throws the torch to Victoria. Victoria tries to catch it but fails and lights the grease on fire. Scarlett almost makes it over the gorge but is barely holding on to the ledge.

Scarlett: Take it!

Slasher just stands there and whistles.

'''Slasher: This is a hard choice for me to make. Do I keep Scarlett in because we’re in an alliance? Or do I choose Mark, someone who is easily manipulated? It doesn’t help Scarlett’s case that I know she’ll betray me later.'''

Scarlett: I said take it!!

Slasher still doesn’t give a response. Scarlett gets so annoyed that she grabs Slasher by his shirt and pulls him in.

Scarlett: Listen you, if you get me eliminated I swear you’ll regret it everyday of your life!

Slasher: She makes a good point.

Slasher takes the torch and starts to walk to the finish-line.

Scarlett: Why are you walking so slow?!

Slasher: Victoria has to get past fire. Do you think I’m worried?

Scarlett starts to pull herself up, causing Slasher to walk a little fast.

Slasher (worried): I’m not surprised this chick tried to kill people I’m scared just thinking about what she’ll do.

Victoria was having a hard time getting past the fire, it had engulfed her full course.

Victoria: Sorry Mark but I’m not going to sacrifice myself to save someone I’ve only recently befriended.

Slasher continues to walk towards the end when suddenly Chef appears with a giant fan.

Slasher: What are you going to do with that?

Chef just smiles as her turns on the fan which extinguishes Slasher’s torch. Slasher starts to smirk when he comes up with a new plan.

Slasher: You call that wind? I’ve sighed stronger than that!

Chef: Oh yea?!

Chef angrily turns it up to its highest level. The fire in-front of Victoria vanishes, but her flame goes out as well.

Chef: That strong enough for ya?

Slasher: It sure is. Can you turn it down now?

Chef: You wish!

Chef starts to chuckle as Slasher and Victoria both struggle against the wind. Both of them get fire back onto the torch and try to walk to the end. Victoria is holding her hand in-front of the wind which is so far successful while Slasher just walks with the fire open to the air. They both make it to the end when Slasher’s flame goes out.

Slasher (sarcastically): Oh no! My torch went out.

Chris: And Mark is safe for another day.

Scarlett pounces on Slasher due to him obviously sabotaging her and starts to punch him.

Slasher: Someone help me!

'''Slasher: I was obviously not afraid of her. I was just acting to make things more interesting.'''

Chef grabs Scarlett and brings her to Chris.

Chris: Well Scarlett looks like you’re going home! Do you have any last words?

Scarlett: I’ll get you all for this!

Chris: I highly doubt it.

Chris presses a button launching Scarlett out of the competition. Colette grabs Slasher and moves them away from the other contestants.

Colette: I hope you’re happy Slasher, you just eliminated a key member of our alliance.

Slasher: I tried my best. Victoria was just too strong for me to beat.

Colette: I know you sabotaged Scarlett. I’m not an idiot.

Slasher starts to stand up straight and gets a more serious tone.

Slasher: What are you going to do about it? You need my vote, without me your alliance will be at an even bigger disadvantage.

Colette: I’ll make sure you don’t sabotage my alliance again. You’ll regret trying to sabotage me!

Slasher: I’m sure I will. From now on I’d recommend you stop trying to boss me around and follow my orders. I’d also recommend you don’t tell anyone about this, it wouldn’t end well for our alliance.

'''Colette: That punk! I should’ve known someone in my alliance would try and betray me. I’ll listen to his commands until our alliance gets an advantage again. But once I’m in-charge again he’s gone!'''

'''Slasher: I’m not intimidated by Colette, sure she’s smart but she isn’t athletic or social. I on the other hand have great physical and mental abilities. I might keep her around as a human shield, that’s probably one of the few things she could be useful with.'''

Slasher walks back to the others with a smug expression while Colette sits and thinks in her cabin.

'''Daisuke walks into the confessional and holds up the same list he had earlier. He opens it up more showing Victoria, Alec and Angelina.'''

'''Daisuke: now that we have the advantage I can avenge Norville and eliminate Slasher and Alec, after that I’m thinking of bringing Mark to the finale due to him being the weakest competitor still in the game. Victoria and Angelina can be interchangeable.'''

Chris: and that ends another fun-tasting episode! Wi-

Chris gets interrupted by a confused Angelina.

Angelina: um.. Chris?

Chris: what is it Angelina?

Angelina: where’s Mark?

Chris: oh yea, he’s still down in the gorge. We’ll get him tomorrow.

Daisuke: don’t worry Angie, I bet he’ll be just fine.

Chris: like I said before! This ends another day. Will Daisuke obtain total dominance? Will Slasher’s alliance betray him? And will Mark survive until tomorrow? Find out next time on Total Drama Champions!

Bonus clip

The scene opens to Mark sitting down in the pit.

Mark: do you think Chris will come and get us soon?

James: I highly doubt he’s going to be coming here anytime soon.

Topher: stupid Chris, he ruined my hair!

Topher starts trying to comb his hair.

James: it could’ve been a lot worse, this guy probably got eliminated.

James gestures towards Mark.

Mark: what do you mean?

James: Chris will probably just leave us down here until the finale and just count you as eliminated.

Topher: I wouldn’t put it past him.

They hear and twig snap and turn to see a robotic hippo walking towards them.

Mark: oh no!

They all start to try and climb out of the pit but just keep falling down. The scene cuts to black.