User:JackofallCCtrades17/Ridonculous Roleplay Audition Tape

This will be User:JackofallCCtrades17's audition tape for the upcoming Ridonculous Roleplay. The characters that I will be auditioning will be Max and Sky respectively. What I will be demonstrating in my audition tapes will mostly be how I would personally portray them given their already existing characters, and what is being looked for in the Roleplay. So without further ado, let us begin.

Max's Audition Tape
(Scene begins with brief camera static then showing a dark room with a purplish glow. It is covered with weird machinery and building instructions, all looking somewhat ominous. The camera is also shaking as Max, who is behind it, is adjusting it)

Max(from behind the camera): Hello, hello? How do you turn this blasted thing on? Work you stupid- (Max ends up touching a heated part of the camera)

Max: Ow ow ow ow! How dare you burn me! You shall- (Max realizes the camera is on and quickly goes in front of it)

Max: Greetings future peons, who am I you ask? To answer your question, I am the dark void of this world that cannot be contained, the caged animal waiting to be unleashed unto an unsuspecting planet, the one who shall rule above all else AS OVERLORD! (Max closes into the camera as he says that, but then backs up and regains his composure)

Max: But for television purposes, I'll allow you to refer to me as simply Max. Why should you allow me on Total Drama, quite simple. Bring me on your show, and I promise to bring the evil! I'm sure you believe I am simply 'bluffing' considering who you have had on this show previously. But believe me, they were child's play compared to me. (Max goes to grab one of his blueprints off camera, then brings it back and shows it)

Max: Let me ask you this, have any of your 'evil' competitors make plans to create weapons of mass destruction... and evil! (Max points to his plans to make a giant robot, with a throne on top)

Max: I'm sure you're wondering what the throne is for. Simple, it's to watch my foes' faces of terror... as I wipe them of the face of the earth. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *cough cough* Sorry, the evil laugh still has a few kinks I need to work out. But soon, all shall fear it, fear it I say, FEAR IT! (Max grabs the camera with both hands)

Max: Don't think you can simply 'shrug me off'. Accept me into your show, or else you will pay with your life. I mean it, you shall be the first among my enemies to go! You hear me peons, the first! (Max shakes the camera as he says that last sentence, but it falls down. Max crouches so he is visible)

Max: Ahem, that is all. And I promise, I don't make idle threats. Or was it won't? Oh, forget it! (Max turns off the camera, ends with some more brief camera static)

Sky's Audition Tape
(Scene begins with brief camera static then shows a light blue room with several sports, gymnastics, and athletic trophies and posters. Sky is standing in the center of the camera's view)

Sky: Hello, my name is Sky. And I'm hoping to audition for the latest season of Total Drama. I'm not kidding when I say I won't hold anything back, as I've been an athlete for pretty much as long as I can remember. (Sky points to all the athletic awards she's won)

Sky: I'm no slouch when it comes to sports or gymnastics. And I don't discriminate either. To keep myself in shape, I make sure I play whatever is available. Even when their isn't any competitive sport going on, I usually take my time to train myself. (Sky jumps up and grabs a bar that was in her room. She swings a few times, leaps off doing a front flip, and lands perfectly. The camera is on her the whole time)

Sky: You see, I'm planning to go to the Olympics someday, and with the money I win from Total Drama I have the chance of making that dream come true. That's not to say I only work alone, as long as my teammates are by the book I can get along with anyone. Sadly, most of the time I'm the one who's doing all the hard work; pretty much the only reason I get standing ovation all the time. I'm not one for losing, but in the chance that I do somehow do, I'll accept my defeat gracefully and with pride. (Sky's fist visibly clenches as she says that last sentence)

Sky: So if you want to pick a natural-born, hard working, cooperative athlete with more skills they can bring to the table than you can count, let me know. I'll be ready and waiting to compete. Now if you excuse me, I have my afternoon swim training to do. (Sky runs off camera, ends with some brief camera static)