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=Fanfiction= =Total Drama Totaldramaman= Note: If I made any spelling errors, you can correct them. Note: THE END = End of Episode Coming Soon: Audition Tapes + TDT Exclusive (what the campers did on the dock of shame).

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In the pilot, 22 teens go to an abandon island. They find out that instead of an island resort, they are in a big competition for the grand prize of $50,000. They split into 2 teams. And the teams are: The Screaming Gophers: Katie, Eva, Sadie, Trent, Bridgette, Justin, Izzy, Owen, Courtney, Lindsay, and Harold. The Killer Bass: Noah, Tyler, Cody, Beth, DJ, Geoff, LeShawna, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, and Ezekiel. They meet their host, Chris McLean, and their chef, Chef Hatchet. Chris gives them a tour of the place. Then Chris says that they can do anything they want at the island until their first challenge. But then comes lunchtime. Chef gives them disgusting meals and Heather says "Why can't I order pizza?" Then Chef almost killed her. Then they explore the island. Now, it's 10:00 PM. Time for bed! Everyone goes to bed and then, Chef goes into Heather's cabin and almost kills her (because of what happened earlier), but then: Chris came into the cabin and said "LESS CONTESTANTS MEANS LESS EPISODES WHICH MEANS LESS VIEWERS WHICH MEANS NO PAYCHECK! DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT TO HAPPEN?", Chef replies with no. And then at midnight, Owen gets a midnight snack. His snack is beans. He eats them and he makes a really big fart. Everyone says "EW". THE END
 * Episode 1 - Pilot

"GOOD MORNING CAMPERS!" said Chris at 7:30 AM. "TIME FOR YOU FIRST CHALLENGE" he said on a blowhorn. They all got dressed and were ready for the challenge. Chris said that the challenge was an Eat-Off preformed by Chef Hatchet. The first meal was "Worms and Eyeballs". Owen was the first to finish because of his incredible appetite. Then Izzy. Then comes Eva. Gophers: 3, Bass: 0. The Bass make a comeback by Ezekiel, Beth, Geoff, and LeShawna finish their food. But then, Katie, Sadie, and Trent are finished. Then Bridgette and Justin finished. Then Heather and Gwen finish. Cody never took a bite. Duncan and Courtney finish. If Lindsay and Harold make it, they win for their team. Then everyone on the Bass finished, besides Cody. Bass need 1, Gophers need 2. Lindsay finished! And lastly, Harold wins for the Screaming Gophers! But remember, it's best of 3. Round 2 is almost done. It's down to Eva and Cody. Who will win. And...Eva! The Gophers win. "Bass, time to send someone home" said Chris. Chris then says "One member of your team will not receive a marshmallow and they'll be going down the Dock of Shame, and can never come back. EVER. The first marshmallow goes to Tyler, Noah, Beth, Geoff, LeShawna, DJ, Duncan, Ezekiel, Gwen. And the last one goes to...Heather! "Cody, time to go" Chris said. Down to 21. Who will win the 50 grand. Well, there is only 1 way to find out. On Total...Drama...Totaldramaman. "McLean Out", he said. THE END
 * Episode 2 - The Eat-Off

Time for challenge 2! The 21 contestants got dressed and went to Chris. He said that today's challenge is "A Talent Show". But he also said that only 3 people from each team get to compete. The campers picked their people and they are. From The Gophers: Courtney, with her dialing 10 people at the same time phone skill. Owen, with his farting the ABC's. And Justin, with his beautyness (The Gophers did NOT want him to be in it, but they got attracted). From The Bass: Ezekiel, with his Bow n' Arrow skills. Noah, with his reading 5 books at the same time and finishing them after 5 seconds. And Geoff, with his skateboarding. Chris is the judge. 5 points highest. Ezekial got 3 points. Courtney got 2. Noah with 2. Owen with 2. So far the points are: Bass: 5 points, Gophers: 4 points. Geoff got 3 points. Could Justin get 5 points and win it for the Gophers? And...Justin got...4 points. TIE! The Tiebreaker is whoever gets the highest points wins it for their team. Besides Justin and Geoff. Ezekial won! Time for Gophers to lose a member. And the marshmallows go to...Katie, Harold, Bridge, and Linds. Izzy, Trent, and Eva. Sadie, and Owen. And the last marshmallow goes to...Courtney. Justin, it's time for your ride home. "You guys are just jealous of all this. Oh ya, your just jealous." Chris then said "Okay. Goodbye, Justin." Then Justin says "You'll regret this. Yes you will!" Chris then sines off the show by saying "2 down, Who will win the 50 grand. One way to find out! Watch Total...Drama...Totaldramaman! THE END
 * Episode 3 - Talent Contest

It's time for our third challenge! Chris told all campers that their going to the pool! They were all happy. Then they all went to the pool. They found out that the pool had deadly fish. Deadly Octopuses, Man-Eating Sharks, Electric Eals, etc. The challenge was whoever stays in the pool the lonngest wins. Each team had a different pool. Tyler and Geoff were at the corners of the pools and have been disqualified, because they were flirting with Linds and Bridge. 2 Bass down. Eva beat up the Deadly Octopus and Man-Eating Shark and all the others except for that last Man-Eating Shark she knew nothing about. The Bass are down to 1 person (Ezekiel). And the Gophers are down to 1 person (Eva). Eva found out about the shark and beat it up. Which means Eva could win easily. And guess what, she won. Bass has to lose 1 member. And the mallows go to...Ezekiel, Beth, and DJ. Geoff, Duncan, Heather, and Gwen. LeShawna, and the last mallow goes to...(horror music)Tyler. Noah is going home because Heather started an alliance with Gwen, Duncan, and LeShawna. Chris then said "Good bye Noah". THE END
 * Episode 4 - Pool Time

Time for challenge 4! Courtney called her lawyers and said "I'm going to make a petition and if 50 peole sign it, I'm going to be extra nicer" (because in this show she is nice). Then 31 of her lawyers signed it and so did all the campers, which adds up to 50. (Bridge broke up with Geoff for Tyler. Izzy is with Geoff. Courtney is with Owen because she is nicer.) LeShawna then asked Chris what today's challenge is. He replied by saying "today's challenge is Arts and Crafts. You will be making Art, and it will be judged by, since I judged the Talent Show, it's Chef Hatchet's turn". Like the Talent Show, only 3 people will be competing. And they are. From the Gophers: Sadie (she made a sculpture of Katie), Katie (she made a sculpture of Sadie), and Owen (he made nothing, the Gophers had no one else. From the Bass: DJ (he made a squirrel), Duncan (he made a chainsaw), and Ezekiel (he made a cow). Katie got 4 points and Sadie got 4 points. DJ and Duncan got 4 points each. Ezekiel got 3. Owen got 3 points. for being lazy! Tiebraker! The tibreaker is whoever got the least. And...Ezekiel and Owen won. Another tiebreaker! How are we going to settle this? Whoever wins this round wins. Harold (with making a brain) and Beth (with making a brain). Whoever makes their brain the best wins! Harold lost pieces and Beth did great. Times up. Beth won. Gophers have to lose a member. (In the voting booth, Courtney and Owen voted for Bridgette. Lindsay voted for Bridge because she stole her boyfriend. Bridgette voted for Izzy. Everyone else voted for Bridgette for other reasons. The mallows goes to...Katie, Sadie, Harold, Courtney, Eva, Lindsay, Trent, and Owen. And the last marshmallow goes to...(horror music)(Bridgette bites her nails)Izzy. Lindsay then says "this is what you get for stealing my boyfriend". Bridge leaves. Chris then says "4 down! Tune in next time for the most dramatic episode EVER!" "McLean out" THE END
 * Episode 5 - Arts n' Crafts

Time for our fifth challenge! Everyone got out of their cabins and Chris said the challenge was "Boot Camp". Everyone got dressed in their Boot Camp outfits they got from Chef. They went through a Boot Camp obstacle. At the end the Gophers were victorious. Challenge 2 was picking up Chef Hatchet the longest. Gophers had 0.15 seconds and Bass had 7.27 seconds. Which means Bass are victorious this time. Challenge 3 was writing a 1,000,000 word Diary Entry about Boot Camp. The Gophers had won. Challenge 4 was wearing tiny Boots (in honor of Boot Camp) and the Bass won. The tiebreaker was the obstacle all over again backwards. The Gophers won. Bass has to lose a member. Chris said "The marshmallows go to Ezekiel, LeShawna, and Tyler. Gwen, Duncan, and Geoff. And the last marshmallow goes to...(horror music)DJ. "Bye Heather" said the team. Chris then says "5 down, let us find out who is getting the boot next time". "McLean out" THE END
 * Episode 6 - Time to Put That Boot in Your Camp

Time for our sixth challenge! Everyone got dressed and went to Chris. He said that today's challenge was cooking your own food perfectly. "It will be tasted by Chef Hatchet and, of course, me". "Now, GO TO THE KITCHEN, STAT". Everyone went to the kitchen and they were told that the first meal to cook was 'cereal' for breakfast. The first step was get a bowl. Each team took a bowl. Step 2: add 1 quart of milk. They did it. Step 3: pour 3/8 of a cereal box in to a bowl. Now time to judge. Chris tasted first. Next was Chef. Together they said that the Gophers added 4/8 of a box. Victory goes to Bass. Round 2 was Lunch. They had to make 'macaroni and cheese'. Step 1: get a bowl. They took a bowl. Step 2: add 5 inches of macaroni. They did it. Step 3: add 7/10 of cheese. Judge Time! Chef and Chris tasted and Chris said "The Bass added 5 and a centimeter of macaroni. Which means the gophers won this time!" The third round was dinner. Each team had to make a 'hot dog'. Step 1: get a plate. They took plates. Step 2: roast a weenie. They did it. Step 3: put a bun around the weenie. Now it's time for Chris and Chef to judge. Chris said they each did it perfectly! Which means the tiebreaker is desert. Make a 'cookie'. Whoever makes theirs tastiest wins. Step 1: get dough. Step 2: sprinkle any toppings. Step 3: toast it. Each team was done and was ready. Chris says the Bass made a better one and so did Chef. Which means Gophers has to lose a member. And the marshmallows go to, Owen, Katie, Lindsay, and Courtney. Trent and Harold. 3 more, 1 shall leave. Eva. And the last marshmallow goes to...(horror music)(more horror music)(a lot more horror music)Sadie. "Bye Izzy" said the team. Izzy then yells out "BYE GEOFF" (she yelled because Geoff is not on her team). THE END
 * Episode 7 - Time to Make Your Own Food
 * Hadger gave me the idea for the challenge. (The part when you need to make food perfectly)

Time for challenge 7! The campers are hatrified of this show, they just want to go home. Chris said the challenge was Hide and Seek. But he also said it's Sports. Duncan complained "How are we supposed to do two challenges at the same time!" Chris said "I was getting to that". "You will first be faced into a sports obstacle. Which ever team finishes first gets a one minute head-start to hide. Does that answer your question, Duncan". "Ya" Duncan said. The obstacle is to go through football players playing catch with a football. Then you have to pitch a ball to yourself then run to home base. Then you will have to make a slam dunk. Then, you have to make a super serve in tennis. Lastly you will have to make a slap shot in hockey. Duncan blurted out "piece o' cake". Chris told Duncan "really Duncan, really". Duncan yelled at Chris "you sassin me punk". Chris later punched him in the face. Duncan said "weak, my granny can punch harder than that". Okay, onto the obstacle. Wow! Duncan is already at super serve. And guess where Harold is. If you guessed football, you're correct. And Duncan won! Will the rest of his team pass? Gwen, LeShawna, and Geoff. Tyler, Ezekial. Gopher team besides Harold. It's between Beth and DJ from the Bass, and Harold from the Gophers. Beth passed. "Come on Harold, we're depending on you" said Courtney. DJ is up to obstacle #4 and Harold is up to #3. Harold finished #3! They're both up to tennis. They passed, time for hockey. Ooh, Harold did a wrist shot. DJ did a really good slap shot. Which means, Bass get a minute for a head start in Hide and Seek! Harold started crying. They hid. "Oh, Chef. I forgot to tell them that they will be getting hit with the ball if they're out" Chris whispered. "So", Chef replied. Chef found Eva and Geoff. Then comes Tyler, Beth, and Ezekial. Katie and Sadie. Owen along with Courtney. Gwen and LeShawna. DJ. Trent and Harold. Lindsay and Duncan are left! Duncan. Where is Lindsay? Chef searched everywhere! Wait, the wilderness. "What's my prize" said Lindsay. Tyler told Lindsay "wow, I never knew you were such a good hider. I am soooooooo ending it with Bridgette. You want to redate". "Sure! EEEEEEEHHHHHHHH" Lindsay said. Lindsay and Tyler were about to kiss. But, Chris stopped their kiss and said "sorry Tyler, you have to vote someone out". (at the marshmallow ceremony →) If you don't get a marshmallow you will have to go to the Dock of Shame. Catch the Boat of Losers and can't come back. Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. The mallows go to Ezekial, Tyler, and Beth. Gwen, Geoff, and DJ. And the last one goes to...Duncan. Wait a minute, both of you are leaving. Same amount of votes. "Can we have a tiebreaker" said Duncan. "I guess not" said Chris. "Bye Duncan. Bye LeShawna" said their team. Chris is ending the show by saying "wow, two people left at the same time. If you want to know what will happen next, read the next episode. Duncan and LeShawna. Oh memories...just kidding. Those guys are losers. Who will be voted off next". "Quiet Chris" Totaldramaman said. "Wait, who said that" Chris said" "I'm you're creator, and if you don't be quiet right now. I can just beat you up" Totaldramaman said "Oh really" Chris said. Pow Punk KaPow. "Does that answer you're question" Totaldramaman said. "Ya" Chris said. "Good, now be quiet until the next episode. I will end the show. It's my show." Totaldramaman said. Totaldramaman ended the show by saying "will Chris ever heal. Will I stop interrupting my own show. Will two people get out on the next episode? Will nobody get out on the next episode? One way to find out! Read the next episode of my show. Totaldramaman out" THE END
 * Episode 8 - Hide and Go Sports
 * DragonofFire gave me the idea for the challenge. (He said Sports or Hide and Seek, so I mixed them up)

Time for challenge 8! "Alright Chris, you can wake up now" Totaldramaman said. "Okay" said Chris. "Campers, today's challe---" "Oh, I forgot to say something. The title of this episode is 'The Assassination of...' so just for no lawsuits. No people or animals were harmed in the making of this show. Go on" Totaldramaman said. "Now as I was saying; today's challenge is a paintball fight in the woods. You will do best of 3. Winners get invincibility and get to keep their guns. Losers will have to lose a player and will be my slaves for the rest of the day" Chris said. "Ha hmm" Totaldramaman said. Chris nervously said "Scratch that". Then said "You just have to lose a player. Here are your hats, and guns. Now-go go go! }:)" They rushed. Tyler and Beth have been shot. Gwen, Geoff, Katie, Sadie, Harold, and Trent. Owen and Courtney. Eva and Ezekial. DJ, Lindsay won! Gophers-1; Bass-none. Final 2 have to sit out for the rest of the games. Which means Lindsay and DJ are not playing. Ezekiel, Tyler, and Beth. Gopher team besides the lovebirds, Owen and Courtney. Courtney was shot along with---Geoff. Gwen and Owen. The final 2 of Total Drama Island playing eachother again. Owen the fatso vs. Gwen the goth, who will win. We will find out right after this break. (commercial start) Whole grain milk is a prod sponsor of Total Drama Totaldramaman. Where kids can drink drink drink to be healthy. (commercial end) And wer'e back. Owen vs. Gwen. Owen shoots, Gwen dodges. Gwen shoots, Owen---eats it? Man, does that boy have a big appetizer or what. Gwen shoots again, and---Owen gets shot. Bass-1, Gophers-1. Time for the tiebreaker match! Gwen, Lindsay, Owen, and DJ sit out. Gwen in confessional: I am soooooo sorry LeShawna that I voted you off. But on the other hand, we better win!(scratch noise) Ezekiel, and Beth. Gopher team besides Courtney. Geoff gets shot. Not good at sports-Tyler vs. the extremely nice Courtney. Who will win? We will find out after this commercial break. (commercial start) Multi-grain cereal is a proud sponsor of Total Drama Totaldramaman. Where kids can eat healthier-happier. (commercial end) Wer'e back. Tyler vs. Courtney. Final 2, but since it's them we will switch our place from the woods to an ice-skating rink. Tyler in confessional: oh, no. Ice-skating rink. (starts biting nails---then faints) I'm really good at sports! Ya! But, ice-skating. (biting nails and faints) (scratch noise) "This is for you Owen" said Courtney while shooting a paintball at Tyler right in the kiwis. Tyler in confessional: why do they always have to go for the kiwis? (scratch noise) Chris said "Gophers, keep your guns. Bass, lose a memb---I forgot. Gwen has invincibility for being the only one on her team that won. Member." Chris said "The marshmallows go to---Gwen, Ezekial, and Tyler. Beth, Geoff, DJ, one of you will leave. DJ. And the last marshmallow goes to...Geoff." "Bye Beth" said her team. Gopher team (besides Beth) in confessional: Gwen: Beth is weird. Geoff: She deserved to go home. DJ whispers: I don't exactly think so. Ezekiel: Ya. Eh. Tyler: Well, duh! (scratch noise) Chris said "Wow, dramatic. Who will leave next. Tune in next time on Total...Drama---Totaldramaman." THE END
 * Episode 9 - The Assassination of...

Coming Soon
 * Episode 10 - (Name Unknown)

= NintenMan = Note: If I made any spelling errors, you can correct them. Note: NINTENDO = End of Episode

Season 1 - Kirby
Coming Soon Sneak Peak: Kirby Characters will be competing against eachother (like TDT). Their host will be King Dedede. And their chef will be Chef Kawasaki. The captains of the teams are Kirby and Meta Knight.