User:Rainbowderp01/Not So Happy Campers - Part 2 (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.

DJ: It's our first challenge, how hard could it be?

Gwen: I did not sign up for this.

[ Theme Song ]

Chris: Okay, today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high cliff, into the lake.

Bridgette: Piece of cake.

Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider part area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, haha, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which, we're pretty sure, is shark free.

Leshawna: Ex-cuse me?

Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually...survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge.

[ Sparkling sound effect ]

Chris: Building a hot tub. The team with the one gets to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home.

[ Ominous music plays ]

[ Vampire laugh sound effect plays ]

Chris: Let's see. Killer Bass, you're up first.

Bridgette: Oh...wow. So, who wants to go first?

[ Cricket sounds ]

Owen: Hey, don't sweat it guys! I heard that these shows always make the interns do these stunts first, to make sure it's survivable.

[ flashback ]

Chris: We need to test the stunts first, you know that.

Chef Hatchet: Do I look like an intern?

Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. Come on, just jump it you big chicken. Bawk-bawk-bawk!

Chef Hatchet: I don't get paid enough for this, man.

[ Chef Hatchet screams ]

[ splashing sound ]

Chef Hatchet: Hey! I made it! I made it, man. I...something just brushed by mah foot! Hey Chris, man! Somethin' ain't right down here! Ahh!

[ cartoon running noise ]

Chris: Well, that seems safe enough.

[ flashback ends ]

Eva: So, who's up?

Duncan: Ladies first.

Bridgette: Fine. I'll go. It's no big deal. Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks.

[ Falling noise ]

[ Splashing noise ]

[ Boat engine sound ]

Tyler: She did it! Yeah! Yeah! I'm next!

[ Victorious music ]

Tyler: Cowabunga! Hoo-hoo!

[ Falling noise ]

[ Crashing noise ]

Tyler: Ohh....

[ Bells ]

[ Falling noise ]

Geoff: Woo!!

[ Falling noise ]

Eva: Look out below!

[ Falling noise ]

DJ: Uh uh, no way man. I'm not jumpin'.

Chris: Scared of heights?

DJ: Yeah, ever since I was a kid.

[ Sad piano music ]

Chris: That's okay, big guy. Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken. So, you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day.

[ Squeaking noise ]

DJ: Aw man, for real?

Chris: Bawk-bawk-bawk! That means the chicken's path down is that-a-way. Next?

[ Falling noise ]

Ezekiel: Yee-haw!

[ Crashing sound ]

[ Spinning sound ]

[ Splashing sound ]

Duncan, Geoff, Bridgette, Eva, Tyler: Woohoo!