User:Internet helper

Hi I am Internet Helper. I am a user on this wiki and I love total drama island/ total drama action.

All About Me
I am fourteen years old and I enjoy watching tdi/ tda, i'm also male. I will also help improve total drama wiki's pages, make some pages more clear, and protect the wiki from vandalism. My real name is Brandon. Some more facts about me is that I am a regular member on the IRC and when I have nothing better to do, I play Cartoon Network's Best Game Ever, where I'm currently allied with Izzy.

Signatures
Or, as most would call them, siggies.LOL

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--Internet helper Need Help? You'll Never Get Me Alive!XD 06:57, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Polls
How do you think I got this username? I made a list of ideas for usernames and I just chose which would look better. I chose this username because I couldn't think of any better ones.

Who do you think should win Total Drama The Musical? Owen Heather Lindsay Bridgette Courtney Gwen Tyler Noah Izzy LeShawna Cody Harold DJ Duncan Alejandro Sierra

Total Drama Island Camper Countdown
Note: There is a difference between this and an upcoming TDA castmate countdown, due to drastic personality changes between seasons.

22. Courtney: She's bossy, mean, and I hate it when she keeps mentioning her CIT. I never really liked Courtney from the start of the series.

21. Heather: Just like Lindsay said, she's a backstabbing, lying little, ********. She also voted off some of my favorite campers. She deserves to have her head shaved&gt;:)

20. Noah: He's sarcastic, cynical, and lazy. I enjoyed having him be voted off so early.

19. Eva: She's really scary.

18. Sadie: She needs to lose some weight. Did I say some weight, I mean a lot of weight. I went ballistic when Katie was voted off instead of her.

17. Tyler: His talent for sports. EPIC FAIL.

16. Ezekiel: There's not much to desribe him, except that he is a social failure.

15. Justin: I really wanted him to speak some more.

14. Katie: She may be a bit annoying. But she's a lot better than Sadie.

13. Duncan: Even though he is a criminal. He has shown to have a bit of a soft side.

12. Cody: He's actually one of my faves. I would put him on the top of my list if he doesn't have any crazy fangirls.

11. Geoff: He always mellows me out on stessful situations.

10. Owen: That dude can party! SeriouslyXD

09. LeShawna: She's hilarious and she has some of the greatest lines.

08. Bridgette: She's sweet, kind, and down to earth.

07. Beth: It saddens me that so many people put down Beth because of her appearance. I for one approve Beth for her caring personality.

06. Harold: He has the best lines in the entire series.

05. DJ. I like his nice personality. 'Nuff said:)

04. Trent: He's a really cool guy and he deserves to be with Gwen.

03. Lindsay: Her being unintelligent makes me LMAO. I especially like it when she gets a lot of names wrong.

02. Gwen: She's a team player and I REALLY wanted her to win instead of Owen.

01. Izzy: How can you not love crazy girl. She pretty much pwns everyone in the series.

Favorite/Least Favorite Couples
Gwen and Trent - SUPPORT - This couple is one of the most popular couples in the series consisting of my two of my favorite characters Gwen and Trent. I really got upset when I saw both of them break up and I hope they get back together by the end of the season.

Courtney and Duncan - OPPOSE - I just know I'm going to be flamed for this, but the crazy fans they have for this couple really got on my nerves.

Bridgette and Geoff - OPPOSE - Both of these character's personalities have really been carried away by the second season. Since when does a party guy and a surfer chick enjoy constant make out sessions with one another?

Izzy and Owen - SUPPORT - Two of the funniest characters in the entire series equals one hysterical couple.

Lindsay and Tyler - OPPOSE - Honestly, I think that Tyler doesn't deserve to be with a hilarious character like Lindsay. I also notice that both of these characters have a major downfall in their lives: Lindsay is unintelligent while Tyler has no talent.

LeShawna and Harold - SUPPORT - These two have the funniest lines in the entire series. They're made for each other.

Fanfiction
'''Please note: Brandon is replacing Owen in this fanfic. The elimination order, relationships, friendships, conflicts, and alliances will be extremely different.'''

'''WARNING: This fanfiction contains major problems between Brandon and Noah throughout the course of TDI. It is advised that Noah fans should refrain from reading any of the following material viewed through the summary. If you wish to continue reading, please don't take it as an offense as the story is based on one's opinion against another character. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!'''

Brandon, labeled The Random Guy, was a camper on Total Drama Island on the Screaming Gophers team.

In Not So Happy Campers Part 1, Brandon arrived nineteenth to the island and was happily greeted by Lindsay, DJ, Geoff, Cody, and Gwen. He was shocked that the application forms were false advertising, but that didn't seem to bother him as he could make a lot of friends at camp. It was love at first sight during Izzy's arrival and he helped her onto the dock when she slammed her head into it. He was placed on the Screaming Gophers and was dissapointed that he will be separated from Izzy. He decided to bunk above Trent and he was deeply impressed with Duncan's method of killing a cockroach. He was heard screaming when Chris announced that the first challenge was to jump off a cliff.

In Not So Happy Campers Part 2, Katie and Sadie both pleaded to Chris on switching the teams so they could be together, Izzy decided to switch places with them, leaving Brandon to be really excited. Noah refused to jump off the cliff, which irritated Brandon and called him a "lazy bookworm". This resulted in a conflict between both of them which ended when Noah responded that "at least he has more brains than him". This overtook Brandon's last nerve and he threw Noah off the cliff, but nonetheless landed in the safe zone. Brandon confidently jumped afterwards and he too landed in the safe zone unscathed. He was overfilled with joy when the second part of the challenge was to build a hot tub, and he worked with his team for an excellent hot tub. Noah arrived and apolegized about their actions earlier. Brandon forgave him and later made amends with him, but Noah told himself that Brandon would pay for what he did and that Brandon would go down. During inspection, the bass' hot tub was greater than the gophers'. Until Eva leaned on her team's tub and, due to her strength, collapsed it. Because their hot tub was the only one standing, the Gophers won invincibility and a party. During the campfire ceremony, Eva was voted off because of the incident that occured earlier, and Eva menacingly guaranteed that her team would go down someday.

In The Big Sleep, Brandon orchestrated the first ever Total Drama Alliance by recruiting Lindsay and Beth during the 20K run and told them that the goal was to reach the final three as long as they both don't double cross their own team. He went over some of the rules and discussed strategy during the awake-a-thon, which gave a great amount of time to stay awake. Unfortunetly for him, both fell asleep during the 24-hour mark after they got bored. Out of desperation to talk to someone or risk an unpleasant slumber, he went over to talk to Izzy for the duration of the challenge. Both told each other about their deepest secrets which resulted in both of them reaching the 100 hour mark. Brandon was upset that Izzy fell asleep while Chris was reading Canadian history and he was left to survive on his own until three other campers drop out. He placed third, leaving Cody and Tyler left. Cody gave victory for the Gophers after he was the last person standing, meaning that the Bass' have to take another shameful trip to the campfire ceremony. Tyler was voted off after failing to stay awake.

In Dodgebrawl, Brandon was exceptionally excited that the next challenge is dodgeball as he was once a representative of the national dodgeball tournament and he even lead his team to victory by nailing the other team out cold and winning the championships. He was suspicious when Noah formed an alleged alliance consisting of himself, Heather, and Justin and believed that he was trying to get rid of him from the competition. So he gathered his alliance and discussed that his alliance will be the only one on the island and afterwards told Lindsay to spy on Noah to see what wrongs he's about to do. Although Lindsay didn't take it seriously and instead she stared at Justin's butt. The Gophers allowed Cody a break from the game to rest as he was tired from the last challenge. Brandon participated in the last three rounds and strategized with his team about a move he invented himself, by throwing the ball at the correct percision which knocks out five people with the same ball it started with. This move actually worked until Duncan nailed him in the last round and won for the Bass'. Brandon's alliance voted for Noah because of his scheming, but LeShawna was eliminated instead because Noah's alliance voted for her so he can reach further in the game. Something Brandon had suspected earlier.

In Not Quite Famous, Brandon performed his talent of memorizing by placing down a deck of playing cards and searched through a hundred cards within five minutes before flipping the cards and creating assumptions for each one. He ended up with a 99% accuracy and the Gophers' were impressed and even called him "the magic fingers". Heather, the team captain, wasn't pleased by this and refused to nominate Brandon as a representative. Because there was barely any other perfect talent on the team. Heather, Cody, and Brandon were chosen for the talent contest. Everyone was amused by his talent and he received a 6/10 on the Chef-O-Meter. Unfortunetly, Harold's beatboxing skills trumped Cody's NintendoDS skills and he evidently won the challenge altogether. Brandon conviced his alliance to vote for Heather because of how bossy she was, but Heather told Noah about taking down one of his allies because it would be a strategic move to make him suffer. At the campfire ceremony, Beth was voted off and right when she boards the loser boat, Brandon angrily threw his marshmallow at Heather.

In The Sucky Outdoors, Brandon is one ally short so he persuaded Izzy to be in his alliance, to which she gladly accepted. He is still frustrated at the fact that Noah is still in the game and told him that he would be the next one to go by taking down one of his allies to make him suffer. While Brandon was planning revenge with Lindsay and Izzy, he noticed that Izzy dissapeared and decided to continue adventuring with his team without her. They had set camp next to a tree, the tallest tree in Wawanakwa as Chris claimed, until a bear unexpectedly showed up and terrorized the Gophers'. The entire team climbed up the tree to the top when suddenly the bear's head popped up and Izzy's head was revealed. Brandon was the only one laughing at Izzy's prank when a real bear appeared, resulting in the Gophers' spending the night up in the tree during a rainstorm. At morning, the entire team ran back to the campgrounds only to discover that the other team reached first. Chris notes that Duncan and Courtney were missing and as thay showed up, both reveal that they were lost in the woods after they made out. The entire team held a grudge against both of them and Duncan was voted off as a result.

In Phobia Factor, Brandon reveals that his worst fear is hang gliding by responding that,"one minute you're jumping off a tall cliff to your deaths, the next minute your sailing through the skies laying flat on your backs". Unfortunetly for him, his challenge is to jump off the thousand foot cliff and soar over to a target in the middle of the woods with a dilapidated hang glider. At first, he refused to jump because he believed that if he did jump, then he would either die of fright or the glider would rummage down and he would die in the woods. However, a litle encouragement from the Gophers' excluding Noah had Brandon practicately diving off the cliff. He then realized that he was falling and screamed until the glider opened in mid-air and he soared throughout the forest when suddenly the glider randomly broke in mid-flight and he fell into one of the trees on impact. Despite failing to complete the whole challenge to the target zone, Brandon technically faced his fear and scored a point for his team. He gave some encouragment to Izzy for her fear of wasps as well and she even scored the team a point. Altogether, the Gophers' won an upper hand in the challenge and it was time for the other team to vote someone off. Sadie ended up being the loser to leave the island when she refused to complete her fear; Being able to stay 30 feet away from Katie for at least five minutes. Katie was doing a great job until Sadie rushed over to her and hugged her. Being one of the few people to fail for the Bass'.

In Up The Creek, Brandon chose Lindsay and Izzy to be his paddle partners due to his alliance. Noah and Heather officially become a couple as they were discussing strategy about taking Brandon down if their team lost. Noah and Heather then made out and almost crashed into Brandon's canoe as they weren't paying much attention to the waters. Brandon saw this and convinced his alliance about eliminating one of the two as that plan would separate the two and leave both suffering. The Gophers' were impressed with Izzy's method of using tree sap to start the fire and the blast nearly sent Chris' helicopter bursting into flames. Lindsay accidently burned down the paddles, so there was no chance for the Gophers' to succeed. The team wasn't going to be any luckier as DJ paddle kicked the canoes to the campgrounds and gave victory for the Killer Bass. Since none of the Gophers' could find a way back and ended up becoming stranded for a few hours, Chris had to escort all of them back to camp riding the Boat of Losers. The final two came down to Lindsay and Cody. Before Chris would announce the receiver of the final marshmallow, Cody vouched that he would take one for the team and leave Lindsay safe from elimination and he said that he was tired of receiving injuries over the couse of the season. While leaving to the boat, Cody accidentally feel head first in the water and drowned.

In Paintball Deer Hunter, Brandon was really annoyed by Noah and Heather when they were spending so much quality time together, but he thanked Cody that he saved Lindsay from elimination as he couldn't afford more alliance members when they were running out of team mates. Brandon, Gwen, Trent, and Lindsay were the hunters for the Gophers' and Courtney, DJ, and Ezekiel were the hunters for the Bass'. Noah, Izzy, Heather, and Justin were the Gopher deer and Harold, Katie, Geoff, and Bridgette were the Bass deer. Brandon and Gwen both agreed to search for the Bass deer together after failing to find their respective targets and they spent hours finding the deer, but to no avail. They both ran into Noah and Heather and each of them planned their revenge. Heather snatched Lindsay's gun and all four rivals battled out against one another and only winded up enduced in paint product. The other team's hunters had found the four enemies firing at each other and they opened fire at them. Due to Ezekiel's bad hunting skills, he accidently fired all over the terrain and winded up shooting at everyone and everything that was near him, even his fellow hunters. The Gophers lost again while Brandon and Gwen both discussed about eliminating Heather, just to see Noah's reaction afterwards. Noah and Heather agreed to take down Gwen for joining with Brandon and blasting them with paint. Heather was voted off as a satisfied Brandon smiled wickedly realizing that his plan worked for the first time in his alliance. He even mocked Noah now that his girlfriend is going.

In If You Can't Take The Heat..., Brandon was surprised that Justin protested against Noah about taking the leadership role for the Gophers as he occasionally never speaks. He ended up becoming head chef anyways. Justin assigned Brandon and Trent to cooking New England clam chowder, Gwen and Izzy to split pea soup, and Lindsay and Noah to caesar salad. Noah was getting onto Brandon's final nerve, so he arranged all of the Gophers to lock him in the freezer by throwing one of his favorite novels into it. Gwen was in on the plan and she grabbed the book from the cabin and handed it over to Izzy, she then tossed it over to Brandon, and he tossed it over to Justin. The Gophers convinced him to throw the book into the freezer, to which he fortunetly did. Noah ran into the freezer and Brandon shut the door, and thereafter demanded to be released. Since Lindsay currently has no partner, Brandon helped her finish up the caesar salad. The team was astonished at Brandon's marvelous culinary skills so they have enough confidence for the judging. The total amount for the Gophers dishes is 17. Unfortunetly, the Bass Mexican dishes totaled to 21 points, leading to the Gophers third consecutive losing streak. After Noah was released from the big freezer, he told Justin that if he ever stabs him in the back again, he will cut off all of his hair in his sleep. Brandon's alliance has concluded voting for Justin as Noah will no longer have a proper alliance and he did strain it anyways. Justin was voted off and he swore right before leaving, shocking everyone.

In Who Can You Trust?, Brandon was a bit grateful about the trust bonding challenge as this could improve his friendliness. For the rock climbing challenge, Noah and Bridgette were the ropers while Izzy and Geoff were the climbers. Izzy revealed to have taken rock climbing classes for three years and backflipped off the walls with ease, leading to her victory. For the cooking challenge, Gwen and Katie were the cookers while Lindsay and Courtney were the diners. Katie served a well prepared sushi platter for Courtney, who was relieved she wasn't toxicated by the poisonous blowfish. Gwen had only cut the fish into slices before serving it to Lindsay. She tried one of the slices and puked, leading to her trip to the infirmary. During the blind William Tell challenge, Brandon and Ezekiel were the shooters while Trent and Harold were the targets. Ezekiel's bad aiming skills have been placed into effect as he shot several random living beings and eventually Harold. The force of his shot took him out in a blow and he was sent to the infirmary as a result. After several tries, Brandon had finally knocked the apple off of Trent's head. During the blind Trapeze challenge, Noah and Katie were the jumpers while Gwen and DJ were the swingers. Gwen had accidently counted at the wrong time and Noah fell into the jellyfish pond, leading to his evidental trip to the infirmary. During the final tie breaker challenge, the sled racing challenge, Brandon and Geoff were the sledders while Izzy and Courtney were the navigators. Brandon had understood every direction Izzy told her and they had finished second place due to Courtney's crafty navigating skills. Due to Geoff's loose blindfold falling off in the middle of the challenge, the Screaming Gophers were victorious. Harold deviced a plot to eliminate Ezekiel by convincing the rest of the team about how he isn't much of a use to the team. Ezekiel ended up leaving the crappy island due to Harold's clever scheming.

In Basic Straining, Brandon saw Noah forming an alliance with Trent and DJ and consulted Lindsay and Izzy about what Noah might be up to, but he got interupted by Chef Hatchet blaring through the loudspeaker requesting all of the campers to report to the dock. Brandon survived the canoe and sentance portion of the challenge, even if it was a bit challenging. Courtney filed a lawsuit against the producers to be out of the challenge as she said it was ridiculously insane, while Geoff and Bridgette are officially a couple. Brandon completed the obstacle course and will continue on to the tree torture course along with Izzy, Noah, Geoff, Bridgette, and Katie. He ended up passing out third. The last two campers left hanging on to the tree are Izzy and Bridgette due to Izzy's tremendous tree hanging skills and Bridgette's experienced handstanding. After about twenty long minutes, Bridgette got dizzy and fell off the tree, leaving Izzy to be the sole survivor of the boot camp challenge. Chef Hatchet congradulated Izzy, and Brandon celebrated with her along with the rest of the Gophers at their epic win against the Bass'. Courtney filed another lawsuit against the producers to earn invincibility from elimination, so she receives the first marshmallow. Geoff is voted off for quitting the canoe portion as well as being Courtney's vote, because every one else voted for Courtney even though Chris explained to the campers that they can't vote for her. Geoff and Bridgette gave one last kiss before he leaves.

Eliminated

 * 1) Eva
 * 2) Tyler
 * 3) LeShawna
 * 4) Beth
 * 5) Duncan
 * 6) Sadie
 * 7) Cody
 * 8) Heather
 * 9) Justin
 * 10) Ezekiel
 * 11) Geoff