User blog comment:Bigez620/"Saving Private Leechball" Review/@comment-5182997-20130925030256/@comment-24600224-20130925034425

(No clue if you're being sarcastic there but...)

Excuse me while I be my gentleman self and feed kitchen grease to obnoxious dweebs so that I can hide my insecurity. It might take a little while because I also plan to cheat on my girlfriend (who has always been honest and loyal to me before) with her mortal enemy and then blame her for it.