User:The not so happy user

Why Total Drama Wiki? Why "The not so happy user"?
When did I first seen Total Drama? It is so far that I can't even remmember the year. I was on my granparents' house, a bit bored, watching TV and I stood a one channel. There was a series that a liked but, when Total Drama ( That was the next series) started, I didn't change the channel. I wanted to see what was that show about,, because I had seen TV ads before. It surprised me to the point that I didn't wanted it to stop. My first episode was Total Drama World Tour's The Ex-Flies, not so good episode, but it was enough to make me want to watch more. In my country, they just aired the first four seasons ( winners are: Owen, Beth, Heather and Cameron) so I decided to explore the youtube searching for more Total Drama. First I watched some TDA episodes in Latino but I disliked the langage and I started to watch them in English, and learn more about the langage.

Well, I've been spent lots of hours reading the articles of this wiki, learning new vocabulary, asking myself how could users do that photos about the contestants, discovering the references of every episode... And now I finally decided to create an account here, to be able to do the same too. Before doing so I had lots of doubts: Is people going to hate me for my rankings? I am going to create any page? Can I do photos like them? But at the end I decided to jump into the pool ( a terrifying pool) and do it.

What was my hardest decision here? You will find it ridicolous but it was to choose my username, because a wrong username can torture you everytime you log in (I learnt it for my own). What username can I choose? At the end, the winning name was "the not so happy user" to memorate Total Drama's first episode, the beginning of all.

More about me
Here I put the same questions that appeared in the Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island's contestant's biographies. All the answers are 100% true: I did them with a polygraph chicken watching me with an electric control in its paws and an electric collar on my neck.

What's your best quality?

I always have in mind like five different stories or novels to write. The bad thing is that I do not write them down.

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''

- I don't have any special preferences, if they aren't Spanish boring songs, they are all OK.

- Orange. Don't ask me what tone of orange, because I'm not good at that.

- Every adventure-humour movie. ( Ex: Indiana Jones, The Mummy, National Treasure...)

- The most classic cheese-ham pizza.

Describe your craziest dream.

I once dreamed that my home was completelly full of bunnies and that when I oppened the door, lots of them fell on me. Two words: So-Weird.

Best memory from childhood?

When I told my cousin that if he run around my grandparent's garden, without his pants and underpants will be the coolest and he did.

Most embarrasing moment at school?

When in one of the best compositions' awards one of my classmates thought he win when she heard her name, but the winner was another girl with her sme name. She even rised from her sit. So humiliating! Oh... Mine!? Never had one.

Describe the first job you ever had:

Again: Never had one.

Ten years from now, what are you doing?

I even don't know what I'm going to do tomorrow, how can I now what I'm going to do ten Years from now!

My dream date would be with________doing what?

With my favourite writer Rick Riordan talking about his last book or with my secret crush in a secret place and doing something secret too.

'''It's the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?'''

Two words: Destroy-things. Or do all the things I never did and tell everything I never told.

MYSELF (yeah, I don't talk about anything else)
Pyshically, I'm like a Rodney with a Fitness fiasco, like a little Sam. I wear glasses like Harold, I've got Dave's skin colour, same hair style and colour and I use to wear not the same clothes every day as nobody from the cast. My behavoir It's like a mix of Noah's and Cameron's and a bit of Dave's.

What is more strange of me? My contradiction spirit. Examples:

Everybody loves Duncan: Then I hate him.

Everybody hates Mike and Zoey: Then I like them.

Everyone hates Dave and Beardo: I just love them.

Everybody hates Owen and loves the fat blone girl put inside a pink top with strange words and no brain: I like Owen and I HATE HATE HATE HATE (I could be like that all the day) Sugar, that b*t*h.

My User pages:

 * 1) My character rankings
 * 2) My character rankings 2.0 ( different aspects, like males, females, necessary for a season..)
 * 3) My Hurl and Go Seek ( ridiculous and pathetic, but I was bored that day and I wanted to write a episode when Sugar dies).
 * 4) Haters gonna hate: ZOKE!
 * 5) Pahkitew Island contestants' biographies ( I think they deserve to have one).
 * 6) I'm planning an article about the McLean Brand Spa-Hotel, one of B and Dawn and one of Everyone and Max.

List of friends
Feel free to edit this part of my userpage. Contribute into not making it a desertychall place!

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-  "Time to step up your game,  or I'm gonna step ON your game!"    00:28, October 14, 2014 (UTC)

---" Oh, you're going down!   We're gonna bring the dinner to the table   and we're gonna eat it! '" 01:03, October 14, 2014 (UTC)

- I. AM. NOT. YOUR. SIDEKIICKK!!!!! 01:52, October 15, 2014 (UTC)

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