User blog comment:Bigez620/Bigez's "How Mal Ruined Christmas!"/@comment-1376932-20131224043156/@comment-5221692-20131228172332

Okay. Thank you @Phoenix :)

Mike's MPD aside, Zoey and Mike lead a pretty toxic relationship. They don't seem to have a reason to like eachother... they just...do. OH. They both like waffles. Nevermind.

They never even state WHY! For Zoey, it's because he's hot and smart, her exact words. ... Now WHEN has Mike ever been smart?... and on WHAT planet is he HOT!? Zoey must have a thing for stick figures with hair bigger than their heads and gap tooths.... ugh. In real life, Mike would be the ugliest person ever. Yes, Bigez... uglier than Cameron.

(See, I like Cameron. But I don't get my pants in a knot every time Bigez bashes him. It's played for humor and Bigez is the genie of comedy)

Mike states he likes her because she's "amazing" .... that's it. That's the only word he really uses about her. I don't like canon relationships where the guy can't find any reason to like the girl other for the fact that she's "amazing". Give us the details, you offensive toothpick!

Also, the biggest problem this relationship has is that Mike is a liar! Mike spends ALL of season one LYING to Zoey about his MPD. They finally make up at the end. Lesson learned, right? ... WRONG. Mike does the SAME THING in season 2. He LIES to not only Zoey, but EVERYONE! This time, he's not hiding something humiliating, he's hiding something dangerous! Hhe HAS to be honest in order to not only help himself, but PROTECT the people around him. ... BUT LOL HE KEEPS IT TO HIMSELF AGAIN. Good ol Mike.

If he hides TWO huge secrets from Zoey, who's to say he won't do it again for something in the future? This is a cruddy relationship.

And as for Zoey... well... she did something no other girl in TDI has done before. She attempts to KILL herself in order to get her boyfriends attention. Lindsay never did that to Tyler. Gwen never did that to Trent or Duncan. Courtney never did that to Scott or Duncan. Bridgette never did that to Geoff. The closest thing any other girl has done to that is when Heather pretended to have gum on her butt to get Al's attention... and that was FUNNY.

Neither Mike or Zoey are funny, cute, or endearing. For heaven's sake! If this was real life, they'd get each other KILLED. So why are they lovable in the cartoon world!? What makes being a cartoon a viable excuse for how unstable and awful they are? This is a comedy and drama tv show, but it's also REALITY TV. And in reality, these two would be eachother's downfall.

They bring NO comedy whatsoever, and I'm not counting the cheap laughs from Mike's personalitys. I am talking about MIKE (not his personas) and ZOEY. I admit... they bring drama. I don't get why Zoey and Mike fans don't use that in their defense. That these two bring drama to the show. But no. I only hear about how "cute" these two are.

They're not cute. I don't think they're cute. I'm starting to think that this is all just a matter of being shallow. Tell me... if Staci and Zoey had switched designs and appearances would you still like Zoey? If Mike switched with...... wait... Mike's already ugly.... (Not implying that Staci is ugly. She's booful. Zoey's cross eyed, natural derp face is ugly)

Sorry if I'm prolonging a flame war... buuuutttt things needed to be said. Feel free to just, ignore all of this. :)