User:Kgman04/Ridonculous Roleplay Auditions

Samey
A pull string is tugged, turning on the lightbulb overhead. Samey adjusts the camera's lens to focus on her, then sits cross-legged on the floor of what seems to be a bedroom closet. A number of dusty second-place trophies are strewn about the shelves behind her and a few stuffed animals are at her sides.

She whispers, "Okay, so, I would be so perfect for your show. I'd have so much fun meeting other people, and who knows how far I'd be able to make it on my own for once!"

Someone pounds on the door. "Samey, I know you're in there. You better not be trying on my shoes! Your ogre feet wouldn't fit in them anyway!"

"We're the exact same size, we're twins!" Samey defended. Looking back the camera, she fumbled, "Uh, I mean, twins symbolically! Haha. She's not... um... pick me, and only me. You won't regret it!"

"Who are you talking to? You don't have any frien--" the voice snaps back before Samey hurriedly shuts the camera off.

Sugar
Outside of a barn, Sugar is seen putting the finishing touches on her mascara, with a number of pageant sashes draped over her body. You can barely make out the words on some of them; "Lil' Miss Corral Fifth Runner-Up", "Teen Miss Haystack Participation Sash."

Chickens and other barn animals are heard making noise in the background. "Pipe down!" she hushes, before directing her attention to the camera. "Well, how d'you do, Total Drama producer folk! The name is Sugar, because I'm sweet as my momma's tea! My face was made for the camera. Like my Pa always says, it's in my jeans!" She tugs at her waistband, allowing it to snap back in to place.

A horse whinnies and nuzzles at her side. "Awwww, Chester!" It then bites one of her sashes and gallops off with it. "My sash! I earned that one fair and square!" She takes off a different sash and fashions a lasso with it, successfully looping it around Chester's neck but also getting dragged along with it. "Waaaaaaaahhhh! I know y'all'll make the right choiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!"