User:Rainbowderp01/That's a Wrap (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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Chef: Big news, class! We're going on a field trip! And you'll never guess where!

Cody: Please, no. Please not--

Chef: The museum!

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [screaming]

Duncan: [confessional] They're all scared of the museum, thanks to me.

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[flashbacks]

Duncan: [confessional voiceover] That time in the bat cave...

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [screaming]

Duncan: Ooga booga booga! [laughs]

Duncan: [confessional voiceover] Or when I jumped through that scary painting.

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [groan]

Duncan: Ooga booga booga bah!

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [scream]

Duncan: [laughs]

Duncan: [confessional voiceover] And who could forget the time I hid in the knight's armor.

Duncan: Ooga booga booga bah!

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [scream]

Duncan: [laughs]

[flashbacks end]

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Duncan: [confessional] Good times. There's no place more fun to scare people than the museum.

Courtney: [confessional] You've never scared me at the museum. And you never will.

Duncan: [confessional] Challenge accepted!

Owen: Ahh! I don't wanna go!

Cody: The museum is scary!

Chef: Relax, relax. We aren't gonna see anything scary this time.

Cody and Owen: [scream] Oof!

Chef: We're just going to visit the pottery section! Huh? Nothing scary, I promise.

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[kids hum transition]

Chef: Keep moving, nothing to see here.

Cody: [echoed scream]

Chef: [echoing] Eyes down. Almost at the pottery exhibit.

[creepy music]

Chef: Creepiest Dolls of the World? They sure got that right. [growls] The History of Nightmares? Why is this even an exhibit? It's okay. Pottery is in the next room. Heh heh.

Courtney: Chef, there's a new ancient mummy exhibit. Can I go see it?

Chef: How can it be new and ancient? Stop talking crazy. And no. Today's about pottery. Now come on.

Courtney: Aww... I wanted to see a mummy.

Duncan: Maybe it'll be a mummy that makes Courtney scream for her mommy. Get it? It's almost the same word! Yeesh. Tough crowd.

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Chef: All right, class. We're gonna watch a two hour documentary on pottery. That way, we'll appreciate it more.

[all sigh and groan]

[on TV]

[rock music]

Narrator: Pottery. Exciting? Not at all. Now let's talk about it for two hours. Clay pots, clay vases, clay plates. Clay bowls...

Chef: Nice try sneaking off, Duncan. You just bought yourself a Cody!

Cody: Yay! New tether buddy!

Duncan: [sighs]

Chef: No way you can cause trouble now.

Duncan: Man... How am I gonna scare Courtney if we're tethered together?

Courtney: I guess you won't. I'm off to see some mummies. Have fun!

Duncan: [growls]

[Cody]

Tethered together

We're tethered forever

[humming]

Duncan: You're making it worse.

Narrator: To enhance your view of the clay drying process, pout on your 3D glasses now.

Chef: Whoa! Whoa! H-Ho, kids. Is this great or what?

Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [sigh]

Cody: Wow. It looks like the pot is getting further and further away. Hey!

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Cody: Are you done yet, Duncan? We should probably get back with the class.

Duncan: We're not going back, it's scare time!

Cody: [screams]

Duncan: Ha ha, don't worr--

Cody: Mummy!

[banging]

Duncan: Cody! Stop! [grunting]

[crash]

Duncan: Oh...

Cody: Duncan? It's you! Why are you dressed like a mummy?

Duncan: Because we are dressing up as a mummy to scare Courtney.

Cody: But that's mean.

Duncan: Look, you can either help me scare Courtney or I can spend the day scaring you.

Cody: Let's scare Courtney.

Duncan: Good choice.

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Courtney: What are you doing here?

Owen: We all snuck out after you left.

Harold: Yeah. We'd rather risk being scared than being bored to death.

Izzy: Guys, guys! I found three crayons! And I ate them!

[ding]

Owen: And Chef won't even know we're gone 'cause Izzy had a great idea.

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Chef: Oh, kids. is this great or what?

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Izzy: Yep. I got a pretty big brain in here.

Harold: "Beware the mummy's curse. It will come to life in a fit of rage if anyone dares to wear the necklace of the pharoah." [gasps] Having this here is terribly unsafe!

Courtney: That's just a silly legend. Mummies don't come back to life. I'm telling you. There is nothing to be scared of in this museum and nothing is cursed.

Izzy: So we can touch stuff?

Courtney: No, that's not what I said--

Owen: Hey! Free beef jerky! [eating]

Courtney: Owen! Those are mummified organs!

Harold: Cool! A magic tennis racket!

Izzy: Ooh! Break that!

[smash]

Izzy: Break this!

[smash]

Izzy: Break those!

Harold: Hoo-wah!

Izzy: Woohoohoo!

[thud]

[kids hum dramatic sting]

Owen: Mm.

Gwen: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to nap. [muffled] I can feel you staring, Courtney.

[smash]

Owen: Mm.

Courtney: Stop! This is museum property!

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Duncan: Okay, here's the plan. We jump out and we scare the pants off Courtney. Let's hear you roar.

Cody: Rar.

Duncan: You sound like a newborn goat. Is that all you got?

Cody: [louder] Rah! I'm not really used to scaring people.

Duncan: Okay, new plan. You do the walking, I'll do the scaring. Ready? One, two, three! Ooga booga booga booga!

Owen: Mummy!

Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [scream]

[smash]

Cody: Mummy? Where? Run!

Cody, Harold, Izzy, and Owen: [screaming]

Courtney: Wait! Why are we running? What is going on?

Cody: Rar. Did we scare Courtney? Can we stop now?

Duncan: No. We scared everyone but Courtney. Come on, let's go find the... whoa... hello, shiny. Don't mind if I do.

Cody: What are you doing?

Duncan: Uh, just making our outfit more legit?

[electricity crackles]

Duncan: Now giddy up!

[explosion]

[mummy growls]

[mummy roar echoes]

[sleepy music]

[mummy roar echoes]

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Courtney: So let me get the straight. The mummy came back to life? The mummy that's been dead for ten thousand years?

Owen: [muffled] Shh, the mummy will hear us!

Courtney: Okay, that is impossible!

Owen: [muffled] We all saw it! It was real!

Courtney: Oh, I know what's going on. Who always scares you at the museum?

Harold, Izzy, and Owen: Duncan?

Courtney: And who wasn't there when you saw this "live mummy"?

Harold, Izzy, and Owen: Duncan!

Courtney: So, who is obviously the mummy?

Harold: Chef?

Izzy: [gasps] The groundskeeper!

Owen: [gasps] You!

Courtney: No! Ugh! The mummy is Duncan!

Harold, Izzy, and Owen: Oh...

[mummy roars]

Courtney: Duncan, I've had it with your pathetic scare routine! You're just an immature, toilet paper wearing troublemaker!

[mummy roars]

Courtney: Ugh, and when was the last time you brushed your teeth? Your breath reeks.

Mummy: Ah! [confessional] [murmuring] [brushing teeth]

[spits]

Mummy: [confessional] [exhales and sniffs] [seductive grunting]

Harold: Um, are you sure that's Duncan?

Courtney: Of course it's Duncan. Would I do this to a real mummy? Or this?

[mummy screams]

Courtney: How 'bout this?

[mummy groans]

Courtney: Or this? This? Or this or this or this or this or this? Or... this?!

[mummy groaning]

Courtney: [grunts] And you can stop with the lame growling now, you big baby. Duncan problem, solved.

Owen: Wow. Way to go... oh boy.

Duncan: Blaga blaga blaga blaga blah!

Courtney: How di-- but... who is...

[smash]

[mummy roars]

Courtney: [screams]

Duncan: Technically, you're the one that scared her, but I totally get an assist on the play, right?

Mummy: Huh?

[ding]

Duncan: Cody, my friend? Run. Away!

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Chef: Whoo! Pottery's the bomb! In just two hours, this virtual clay will turn into a vase! VR pottery games rule! Okay, kids. Who's ready for the real thing?! Kids?

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[smash]

[mummy roaring]

Chef: Stop! That's museum property!

Mummy: Huh?

Courtney: Chef, that's a real mummy!

Chef: Then it's also museum prop-- ah!

[smash]

Chef: Izzy!

Izzy: Sorry, heh, I haven't had a chance to smash anything yet.

Chef: [growls] Which one of you woke this mummy?

Mummy: [grunting] [growls]

Chef: Duncan! You're gonna make this right!

Duncan: How?

Chef: You like hot dogs?

Mummy: [grunting]

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Duncan: So much for my allowance. Here you go.

[sniff]

[chomp]

Duncan: Well, I guess we're good. Aw, man. I got mustard on my sneakers.

Izzy: Here, wipe it off with this.

[poof]

Duncan: Oops. Let's get out of here!

Chef: Okay, kids, back to the bus! Hurry now, go, go, go!

Owen: [eating] Hey, Chef! Can we come back next week?

[all cheering]

Chef: No!

[credits]