User blog comment:Caption Crunch/Week of February 9, 2014/@comment-12762816-20140210104210

Alejandro:Oh Heather, I don't care how many bears mauls you, how many Leshawnas hit you, or many toilet seats you get flushed into. I don't even care how many times you change your hair or how many times that evil excuse of a life calls your personatily unattractive, it is every attractive to me. In fact everything about you is. I know you will never agree but lets skips the show, move to Spain and become the King and Queen what do you say?

Heather:While I always wanted to be the queen of something.