User:Codyfan9000/Camp Drama

 Codyfan9000 Camp Drama   (created 6/3/13 to reserve ideas) 

Unfamiliar Terms
 * 1) swack/swacky - Cody talk for "swag"
 * 2) YELLOW - Cody talk for "yolo"
 * 3) stabback - Ezekiel talk for "backstab"

Cody

Audition Tape

/*walking in hallway* “Hey, the name's Cody and I should be on this "Camp Drama" thing because of the obvious reason... you need me. I will MAKE the ratings. I've got the "swack" like all the other cool kids, which gives me the BEST chance of winning. Honestly, I don't even need the money. My skills pay the bills.” *girl walks by in hallway, Cody winks at her, girl gives disgusted look back* “I could get a girlfriend whenever I wanted, I just don't want one. Anyway, more about me... I'm smart... funny... cool... awesome... lady-killing... smart... and awesome. People like to call me the Codester or the Codemeister, which bring out my awesome personality. Anywho, yeah, consider me for this Camp Drama thing. I don't need the money, but you know what they say... YELLOW!” *random kid comes and punches Cody hard in the face*

Opening Confessional

“Wow, can’t believe I’m here on TV! That’ll prove all the kids back at school who’s the real “swacky” kid. I mean it’s not like I had a doubt that I wouldn’t make it. I’m the bomb! Anyway, about this place, it’s a dump! I don’t know what I expected with the dumb summer camp thing, but whatevs, the Codemeister can handle anything. Also, the ladies here aren’t half bad, I’m sure I can win them over with the Codemeister charm.” *geeky smile*

Ezekiel

Audition Tape

/*in a bathroom* “Uh, is this thing on? Oh, uhm, hi there mate. Name’s Ezekiel. I want to be on your show to become a superstar! With the money I win, I’ll buy a bunch of cool stuff for me and my parents. I’ll be a superstar and famous and stuff. I’m homeschooled, making me the smartest out there! I think the other people will be no match for Zeke the Geek! Or, uh… weak? Yeah that sounds better. No match for Zeke the Weak!” *Ezekiel’s mother is heard yelling at Ezekiel, asking if he’s done in the bathroom and if he’s talking to himself again* “Sorry, coming ma’!”

Opening Confessional

“I told you I’d make it ma’! I told you! Step two is to win it all! According to all reality shows, you gotta make alliances with every member in the game so no one votes you off. Then, you stabback the ones you don’t want. Then you’re assured to make it to the finals, right? Ha ha, man, I’m the best at this game already!” *folds arms*