User:Rainbowderp01/El Bunny Supremo (Transcript)

Don: Last time on The Ridonculous Race... Lady Luck took us to Vegas, baby. The Goths made some magic happen, and snatched first place. Devin finally realized that he's in love with his best friend, Carrie. Unfortunately, that was after he fed her to the lions, which made Carrie decide she was all done with loving Devin. They came in last, but when they found out it was a non-elimination... well, you could've knocked Devin out with a punch to the face! Who will get knocked out this week? Let's find out. It's time for... The Ridonculous Race.

[ding]

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[ Theme song ]

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Don: We're back in sunny Nevada, where the un-sunny Goths are preparing to recieve today's first tip.

[buzz, ding]

Crimson: "It's time to go to Mexico. Olé."

Don: I think you mean... ¡Olé! Yes, there's plenty to get excited about in beautiful Mexico, where the sun is hot and so is the salsa.

[fly buzzes]

[salsa erupts]

Don: Teams must take a form of local transit known as the chicken bus, all the way here to the beautiful cliffs of Acapulco to recieve their next challenge.

[buzz, ding]

Stephanie: [interview] As long as we're in the top three, things are good between us.

Ryan: [interview] Yeah. I'd even go as far as saying things are good good.

Stephanie: [interview] Mm-hmm. Things are definitely fine.

Ryan: [interview] So, wanna make out?

Stephanie: [interview] No. Ask me again when we're in first place.

[buzz, buzz, ding]

Geoff: We're going to Mexico bro!

Brody: Ha ha, perfect! I was just craving some chimichangas.

[buzz, ding]

Josee: [aside] No more underestimating the competition. Those gothic vampires got lucky in Vegas, but their luck is about to change.

Jacques: [aside] I hate them so much!

Josee: [aside] You're interrupting.

Jacques: [aside] Pfft, so I'm just supposed to stand here and be the pretty one?

Josee: [aside] Uh, no. You support the pretty one. Hello?

Don: [voiceover] Devin and Carrie are the last team to hit the Don box.

[buzz, ding]

Devin: Mexico. That was on your list of top five places, right?

Carrie: A while ago, yeah. I'm surprised you remember.

Devin: Of course I remember. [aside] Okay, have you noticed that Carrie is one hundred thousand percent awesome? I was too caught up with Shelley to see it before. But now I can't stop thinking about her, and I'm smiling so much, my cheeks hurt. Ow.

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Don: [voiceover] All teams are now on the bus and heading to Acapulco.

Kitty: [interview] When we heard we were taking a chicken bus, we thought, you know, that's just an expression. [real time] Say cheese, Chickita!

[chickens cluck]

[camera click]

Ryan: And you're sitting on my lap because...?

Stephanie: There's chicken poop all over these seats and you're slightly less disgusting than chicken poop.

Ryan: Thank you?

Stephanie: Yeah, don't let it get to your head. You're basically a toilet seat cover.

Geoff: You got the gorditas?

Brody: Oh, and the burritos.

Devin: Uh, you could sit on my knee, I mean, if you aren't still mad about the lion thing, that is.

Carrie: I'm not mad. Really. But I'll find my own seat, it's fine.

Devin: Cool, cool. But if you change your mind, my knees will be right here, halfway down my legs. That's where I like to keep 'em, heh. [sighs]

[smack]

Carrie: Okay. See you in Acapulco.

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Geoff: It's official. Bus station burritos are the most delicious thing ever.

Brody: I know. And this is our last one.

[piano music]

MacArthur: You eating that or making out with it?

Brody: Aw, don't be jealous, my little chalupa. Try it.

Sanders: She doesn't want any,

MacArthur: I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

Sanders: Do I really need to explain why it's a bad idea to eat a sketchy fish taco?

MacArthur: [sighs] 10-4, Officer, standing down.

Jacques: [hushed] Ah, we could turn them against each other.

Josee: [hushed] Won't work. They're stuck together like glue.

Jacques: [hushed] Maybe goths don't have weaknesses.

Josee: [hushed] Everyone has a weakness.

[chicken clucks]

Josee: [hushed] Weakness!

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Don: [voiceover] After an eighteen hour bus ride, our teams are revved up and ready to rumble.

Brody: Toyoleti? Uh, bathroomo anyone?

Geoff: No time, bro! Run for cover!

Brody and Geoff: [groaning and farting]

Carrie: There's the Don box!

Stephanie: Run!

Emma: Hurry!

Geoff: Aw, my tummy.

MacArthur: Told you not to eat any of that stuff.

Sanders: I told you!

Jacques: Oh, so do you like stuff?

Crimson: Not particularly.

Ennui: Stuff is so mainstream.

Jacques: [loud fake laugh] Oh gee whiz, you're funny. Anyone ever tell you this?

Crimson and Ennui: No.

Jacques: Oh! Oh, look out! I tripped and now I'm falling! Ow!

Ennui: Ouch.

Jacques: Oh, so sorry. Let me help you. Huh, who knew you could knock over someone wearing such big chunky boots. [laughs]

[ding]

Josee: [laughs]

Jacques: [aside] Nothing up this sleeve, but what have we... here?! Ah!

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Carrie: Come on!

Stephanie: Hurry!

[buzz, ding, buzz, ding]

Stephanie: It's an All In.

Carrie:"Who loves peppers..."

Sanders: "...and who loves dip?"

Don: For this All In, a team member must eat one hot pepper from this food cart. Once eaten, wave the corresponding flag color. Then the second team member must make like an Acapulcan cliff diver. Eat the hottest pepper, and your partner leaps from the lowest ledge, there. Eat a mid-range pepper, and your partner jumps from... there. But eat the mildest pepper, and your partner is basically jumping from the space station. Cliff jumpers will find their next tip attached to canteens anchored along the bottom of the bay.

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Carrie: "The canteens are filled with just enough cold milk to soothe the pepper eater's burning mouth."

Stephanie: I eat, you jump. Stamped it, no erasies.

Ryan: Will you at least eat the hottest pepper? I'll start climbing.

Sanders: How do you feel about eating a pepper?

MacArthur: Ha ha, you kidding? I could eat a bowl of fire with lava smeared on top. [interview] I'm all about the spicy food. Back at the academy, they called me The Volcano.

Sanders: [interview] You think they call you that because you eat spicy food?

MacArthur: [interview] Why else would they call me that? What could possibly be the reason-- oh. Because of my temper.

Brody: I eat one more bite of anything, and I'm gonna need a new pair of shorts.

Geoff: [burps loudly] Okay! I think I just made a little space. Let's go!

Devin: I'll jump off the cliff.

Carrie: You're afraid of heights, why would you volunteer for that?

Devin: Uh, to show you that I can do it?

Carrie: