User blog:IzzyK/TDtM Dream Chapter 2:Sing Like an Egyptian

This is the second part of an eariler fanfiction. I'd look at the last one first.

Chris:Last time on Total Drama the Musical, the contestants arrived. There were old faces, new faces, and me. Each one sang their hearts out. Some were good, some were bad, some were awful. But in the end, it was Ezekiel who had the worst singing voice, and he was sent to the Helipad of Losers. Who will go this time? When will the teams be formed? Find out right now on Total...Drama...the Musical!

(theme song)

Everyone is sleeping peacefully when suddenly a loud stereo woke them up.

Noah:(sighs)Why did I have to come back this season?

Chris:(over bull horn)Everyone head to the catering room now!

Everyone's at the catering room. Chris is dressed like an Egyptian pharoh.

Chis:Good morning! Hope you slept well. In case you haven't noticed, we'll be going to the deserts of Egypt!

Everyone:(cheering)

Chris:And you have to sing!

Everyone:(groan)

Chris:But, before we go down there, I wish to set the teams up. The reason why you all sang forme yesterday was not only to determand who sings better then who, but to help me deside who will pick the teams. If you were keeping score, Courtney and Noah were the only ones to get a perfect ten. So, you'll be team captains and you'll pick the teams. Courtney, you choose first.

Courtney:Hmmm...Duncan.

They kiss.

Noah:Izzy

They high-five.

Duncan whispers in Courtney's ear.

Courtney:(in responce to Duncan)WHAT? No way, I'm letting her on my team. She almost tore us apart!

Duncan:Can't you get to know her a little? She's not a bad person.

Courtney:(sigh)Fine. Gwen.

Gwen:Good. Maybe I we can actualy be friends.

Noah:LeShawna, get your butt over here!

LeShawna:Say that again and I'll slap you into next week!

Courtney:Cody.

Noah:Owen.

Courtney:Bridgette.

Noah:DJ.

Courtney:Heather.

Noah:Lindsay.

Courtney:Sierra.

Noah:Tyler.

Courtney:Harold.

Noah:Alejandro.

Izzy:NOOO!

Lindsay:YAY!

Chris:Courtney's team is know know as the Screaming Amazons. Noah's is the Killer Saharas.

Harold:That's fitting. The Amazon rain forest is screaming with wild life, and the Sahara Desert's heat kills.

Chris:Information not needed. Everyone gather! Get ready for the drop!

LeShawna:The drop?!?

The floor opens under them. They look down, then they fall without a parachute screaming all the way down. After a while, the screaming stops. Chris then comes down wearing a parachute.

Chris:Next time, I'll give you parachutes! Don't worry we have a big matress down there.

Finally they land on the matress now hot from the deserts heat.

Chris:Okay, you're first challenge is to race to the pyramids on these camels.

A camel is being petted by Chef, when suddenly the camel sits on him. Chef moans in pain.

Chris:These camel are mean, stubborn, and they spit.

Camel:Ptoo!(the spit falls on Chef as her moans a little more.

Chris:Don't be nervous. Hopefully your voices will be able to calm him down, and encourage him to run. Once I ring this chime(points to the chime)you must start singing any song that fits Egypt, a thing in Egypt, something that fits the moment, or a song that would sooth the camels. Once I ring it again, you stop. Who ever makes it to the pyamids first will have a 5 second extention time for the next challenge.

KILLER SAHARAS

Noah:Okay, what be a good song that's soothing.

Owen:How about Golden Slumbers?

Noah:Sure, let's put him to sleep while we try to win.

Tyler:The Chariots of Fire theme?

Noah:NO LYRICS!

Lindsay:Ooh! Ooh! Welcome to the Jungle!

Noah:You call that soothing? That's the kind of song that'll scare him!

Izzy:Still a good song though.

Noah:True. But, we need something soothing!

Izzy:Hmmmm...oooh...I got a good one!

Noah:Really? Do tell!

SCREAMING AMAZONS

Cody:No need to hurt your brains ladys, I got the perfect song.

Chris rings the chime.

Cody:(singing off-key)In the arms of the angel, fly away from here. From this dark, cold, hotel room...

While Cody sings, the camel crys. He sits down to cry and sits on Cody.

Courtney:Have you learned your lesson, Cody? Never sing a song that was in a commercial of sad animals to an animal!

KILLER SAHARAS

Noah and Izzy:(Noah sings beautifly and Izzy sings like a rock star/funk singer)Calm down, deep breaths, and get yourself dressed instead. Of running around, and pulling all your threads saying "Breaking yourself up". If it's a broken part, replace it. If it's a broken arm, then brace it. If it's a broken heart, then face it. And hold your own, know your name, and go your own way. Hold your own, know your name, and go your own way. And everything will be fine.

The camel looks determanded.

Chris rings the chime again.

Izzy:It worked!

Harold:Hop on!

Team Saharah:(cheering)

There's a short pause. Lindsay stares at the camel's humps.

Lindsay:Hey, why do some camels have one hump, and others have two?

Harold:Good question. The answers simple. It's-

Noah:(angerly)Hey! You had two seasons to be the smart one, I had four episodes of the first! I'm answering the hard questions!(normaly)Well my dear simpeton, it's two differnet species of camel. The one-humped camels are from the Middle East, two-humped camels are in Africa, which is why our camel has two humps.

Lindsay:Oh. I thought it was because one-humped camels had less water then the two-humped.

SCREAMING AMAZONS

Bridgette:Oh no, the Saharas are ahead of us!

Heather:Quck! Someone come up with a song!

Sierra:Hmmmmmm....

Heather:You got one, new girl?

Sierra:Will you all sigh my audograph book if I say yes?

Duncan:Maybe, if you actuly have one.

Chris rings the chime.

Courtney:(singing like an angel)Start singing it or will lose this Challenge!

Sierra:Uh, uh...(singing)What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'll get, get, get, get you drunk.

Screaming Amazons except Duncan:Get you love drunk off my humps! My humps, my humps, my humps.

Chris rings the chime.

The camel appears to snicker.

Duncan:Did that actualy work?

Heather:I'd never think that one of the mot annoying songs on the plaet would help us win.

Duncan:What are you waiting for? Get on!

The camels starts running.

Courtney:Run faster!(slaps the camel on the thigh)

The camel whinies like a horse.

To be continued...

You guess all the songs and I'll make the links. If you have any questions about TDtM Dream, I'll be happy to answer. And be sure to watch the Winter Olympics!