User:Raised By Wolves

About Me
Hiya! The name's RBW. You can see my profile stuff up there. I'm generally a cool guy, pretty chill. Of course in real life you can piss me off easily >.> but not on the Internet. I love Total Drama of course, and here I'm going to rate everything ranging from Seasons, to episodes, ships, and characters. I'll start with the characters.

25. Ezekiel - The Homeschooled Accident
What the actual f were the producers of the show trying to pull with this kid. The fans said they wanted more screentime of this specific base breaker and look at the stunt they pulled. By which, of course, I mean Zombie/Feral Ezekiel. It's not funny, it was never a good joke by any means. Stop it already. Zombie Ezekiel made an appearance in nearly every season after World Tour and none of them have been entertaining. And yes, even him falling in love with Anne Maria. Stop it already, Teletoon. I feel bad for his parents. Total Drama is the worst thing to ever happen to this poor, innocent farm boy. I'm so glad we have decent Fanfiction writers who know how to develop a clean slate like Ezekiel. Best episode: Walk Like An Egyptian, Part 1. Screentime: Too little. Development: 1/10. Favorite ship: None.

24. Trent - The OCD Stalker Boy
Oh Trent. Trent, Trent, Trent. How we all loved him back in Season 1 when he was SANE and liked Gwen, and Gwen liked him back. In the good ol' TDI days when everyone shipped Gwent, when TDI had a happy ending for finale loser Gwen because she got the man of everyone's dreams. The guy who played the beautiful song in the Talent Show. And then, the producers decided he's too loved and then sent him on his downward spiral. Poor, sick little Trent. The first Aftermath really got it right, it truly was Trent's Descent. His creepy 9 obsession, which was never even mentioned in TDI. Stooping to Scott's level and betraying your team. Causing people to hate your ex-girlfriend, then going on to become what modern culture calls a f***boy. Sad little kid. Best episode: Not Quite Famous. Screentime: Good enough. Development: 6/10, but that isn't necessarily positive. Favorite ship: Gwent, post TDA, TrentxSadie.

23. Justin - The Not So Pretty Pretty Boy

I never found Justin that good looking. He's the only character with proper eyes woww let's praise him and worship him and make a fat guy supposedly have a crush on him. No. It's not that he's ugly that I don't like him either. There's tons of contestants I don't find that good looking who I absolutely adore, Sierra for example. He's also a failed villain. I hate failed villains, unless they do it RIGHT! By which I mean, they have to be funny. Sure, Heather and Alejandro weren't funny (all the time) but they were bosses. This guy literally wanted someone gone because she thought he wasn't good looking. That's stupid. Not to mention, in TDA he was eliminated in the 3rd worst episode, The Princess Pride. Best episode: The Big Sleep. Screentime: Too much. Development: 7/10. Favorite ship: JustinxKatie.

22. Duncan - He's From Juvie And You're Not Allowed To Forget
Ah, Duncan. Where do I even begin? He's every fangirl's dream, and everyone else's annoyance. I'll admit, in the TDI days, Duncan was a pretty cool bad boy, I'd even go as far to admit that I liked him. But his attention should've stopped there. Duncan always makes it to the merge. He always ranks way too high. He ranked #4, #2, #5 and #8 in each of the seasons he was in. I'm pretty sure TDAS only made the merge in that episode so Duncan could make it to the merge before they dumped him. He's CAUSED character derailment, and I'm damn sure he's a terrible influence on Courtney. Whenever he's around, Courtney suddenly goes into b**** mode. Think about it. TDA Courtney. Post-I See London Courtney. This girl can't catch a break, until she becomes a nice sweet competitive girl (until the dreaded Sundae Muddy Sundae) in TDAS. He even causes derailment in Gwen. You wanna blame Gwen for the kiss? Don't. Who was the one who barged into the confessional and didn't leave? Who pulled Gwen into the kiss? Exactly. This guy is a major screenhog and should not be a loved character. He's not a good person. Best episode: Basic Straining. Screentime: Way too much. Development: 7.5/10. Favorite Ship: DuncanxCourtney, unless Courtney goes ballistic around him.

21. Geoff - The Surfer Dude Who Floats Through RR On His Surfboard
Now, Geoff's okay. I personally found him annoying in Ridonculous Race, especially since he basically got a free ticket to the finale. But as a character in TD, he was pretty darn good. He brought out some major development in Gwen, bringing out her party side, but sadly never got much development himself beyond a party dude. The Aftermath shows largely made up for this, making him Captain Hollywood, which I LOVED, then him regretting it, forgiving Bridgette for her cheating, and of course his rage at Blaineley which was super entertaining. From this point on, everyone on this list is people I can stand. Before Geoff are the people I just dislike. Would I go to Geoff's parties? Hell yes. Would I be best friends with him? No. Best episode: Up The Creek. Screentime: Just right. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette.

20. Bridgette - The Soulful Surfer Girl
Don't get me wrong, I do like Bridgette. She's funny, cute, nice, and a great, well balanced character. There are just other characters I liked more than her. I love how she is an animal lover, among many other things about her. It's just that it's hard to write a lot about her personality. I could rant on and on forever about annoying people like Duncan, or persuade you to love Courtney for the same amount of time, but there's just not much to say about Bridgette, but you can be sure I'd definitely be her friend. One thing that bugs me is how some fans turn her into a Purity Sue. No. Best episode: Brunch of Disgustingness. Screentime: Just right. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette.

19. Owen - Farting, Partying, Floating Machine
Yes, please don't kill me for keeping Owen all the way in 19. I know people think he's a floater, and he is. Let me just describe the problems with Owen. First of all, he's kind of one note. Almost all his jokes are set around farting or eating, or some variation of that. People treat him like he's a trash can, always eating, because that's literally how he acts. You can't blame them. Next problem is that he gets way too much screentime. He won Total Drama Island against all odds, and I'm not saying that in a good way. He was a floater. He never won a challenge for himself, and I can guarantee that if he pissed off Heather in any way, he'd be gone in an instant. He's the CREATOR'S PET FOR GOD'S SAKE! Everyone already knew there was no way he was winning Total Drama Action, and yet he still scored #3 instead of Lindsay or Harold. Finally, in World Tour the producers responded to Owen's horridness and gave him some real development in the form of Noah and Izzy. I felt super sorry for the guy when his girlfriend broke up with him and just left. Oh My Izzy was a super touching song. And of course, his episode with Blaineley. Adorable. He still scores #8, but whatever. At least he didn't get in All-Stars. Oh wait, except he had a zillion cameos that no one cared for. Best episode: Jamaica Me Sweat. Screentime: Screenhog level. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: OwenxBlaineley.

18. DJ - Mama's Boy
I like DJ. He's tough, he's soft, he's cool. He's funny. And of course, all this only applies to TDI and TDA. And on top of that, he's a strong jock that can (probably) take down a bear, and yet he cries for his mama. At first it's cute. I'm a bit of a mama's boy myself, so I can relate to him. I loved how in TDA, he had a secret alliance with Chef and in the end, he learned to stand up to Chef and went home with more confidence. It was a good plot. But in World Tour, all that changed. He became strictly wimpy, straight up Diary of a Wimpy Kid spin off and DJ's the main character. Get a grip Teletoon. Best episode: Hook, Line & Screamer. Screentime: A little too much, mostly because of WT. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: DJxElla (I know it's not common but I like it)

17. Alejandro - Spanish Ass-Pull Specialist
Alejandro, main villain of Total Drama World Tour. I don't hate him, but he does bug me sometimes. I always bang my head against the wall thinking about how Ezekiel is infamous for being a sexist jerk, when Alejandro rode through the whole season womanizing like 4 different girls. I'm just glad he got what he deserved, even if that robot scene was a little disturbing. But who ever thought Heather would find love in a hopeless place? What really bugs me about Alejandro is how he randomly pulls skills out of his ass. It doesn't work that way. He's apparently the skateboard champion something something in South America and a juggler and a skilled balancer and he has an IQ of 160 or something, he is a literal Villain Sue. Although, I'm pretty sure Alejandro was Teletoon's second try at making a male villain, and the first was the failed experiment we know as Justin. In TDAS, they messed up pretty much everything, Alejandro included. He spent the majority of his time on the season doing a hand stand so whatever. Best episode: Planes, Trains & Hot Air Mobiles. Screentime: Just right. Developement: What development?. Favorite ship: AlejandroxHeather.

16. Harold - Mad Skills
I love Harold! He's hilarious. I hated him in TDI, since he got Courtney voted off unfairly, which is why he's really low on the list. But he really redeemed himself in TDA. He put up with all of Duncan's crap, which is much more than I would have been able to handle. Good job, Harold! I appreciated the fact that Teletoon gave him attention in TDA and redeemed a character who only got negative attention. His crush on LeShawna is the cutest thing ever, and when he sacrificed himself in World Tour to regain his team's honor in front of LeShawna, my respect for him rose up. He also figured out that Owen was a spy, he's pretty darn smart! I also love the reference to Napoleon Dynamite. Don't think we didn't notice, Teletoon! Best episode: Get a Clue. Screentime: Could use a bit more. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: HaroldxLeShawna.

15. Beth - Rose Above The Wannabe Status
Beth, the most underappreciated finalist ever, is a good person. She's the only final #4 person in TDA that didn't have some kind of help - Owen had Chris, Courtney had Godplay, and Duncan had riding on Courtney's coattails. Beth is a self-made, hard-working friendly girl who got to where she is through hard work and determination. The reason she's not higher is because of her lack of a dynamic personality. She did have some funny lines, and she's cute in her own dorky way! Best episode: Top Dog. Screentime: No more, no less. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: BethxBrady.

Noah

Eva

Katie

Tyler

Izzy

Cody

Beth

Sadie

Courtney

Harold

Lindsay

LeShawna

Heather

Gwen

Sierra

Blaineley