User:Raised By Wolves/Aftermath I: Struck By Lightning (Noah's ending)

This is the first Aftermath show for the CYOA version of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island.

Aftermath I: Struck By Lightning
The Aftermath music plays.

Geoff and Bridgette appear on the set of the Total Drama Aftermath.

"Hey, Total Drama fans! We're back for another season on the Total Drama Aftermath Show!", Bridgette says.

"Yep! This year, our wicked host Chris McLean has brought a whole new set of players after Noah won it all in Total Drama World Tour!", Geoff says.

"We're coming to you live from the set of the Aftermath Show. I'm Bridgette!", Bridgette says.

"And I'm Geoff! Joining us today are the Peanut Gallery! We introduce...Alejandro!", Geoff says.

"Don't. Talk. To. Me.", Alejandro says.

"Okay...We also have OC, Gwen, Tyler, Lindsay and Noah!", Bridgette says. OC, Gwen, Tyler and Lindsay wave to the screen happily.

"Oh yeah, rub in the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Real mature.", Noah says.

"Not our intention, dude. At least you have a million bucks and your bros don't. We also have Katie, Sadie, Beth, Ezekiel, Duncan, Sierra, Owen and Heather here!", Geoff says.

"Hi everyone! How are you all doing?", Katie asks.

"Oh, I'm soo good!", Sadie says.

"Uh, I wasn't asking you! I was asking the audience, duh!", Katie says.

"Hey everyone!", Beth says. Ezekiel and Duncan wave to the screen, both looking grumpy.

"I WAS ROBBED! I should have WON last season! Chris just doesn't LIKE me, so he didn't let me compete!", Heather says.

"I've been listening to THAT the entire car ride here!", Alejandro says.

"Oh yeah, here's the scoop: Alejandro and Heather are dating now!", Bridgette says.

"Yeah, they make out more than us...", Geoff says angrily.

"Don't judge us.", Heather says.

"We can't. Alejandro is too busy sucking face with you to listen.", Noah says, getting a swift kick from his fellow finalist.

"Also here are Harold, Eva, Justin, Trent, Cody and Courtney!", Bridgette says.

"Uh...h-hello everyone.", Eva says.

"I'm SO glad I'm not on the show. It was wayy too hard on my hot bod.", Justin says.

"Well, I'm not! I want to be there! I want to WIN!", Courtney says.

"And finally, we have Izzy, DJ and Leshawna!", Bridgette says.

"Hey, what's up everyone?", Leshawna asks.

"Yo Total Drama fans!", DJ says.

"I refuse to speak on account of my lawsuit.", Izzy says.

"You're suing the show?", Bridgette asks.

"Uh, duh! I'm suing them for not letting me beat up Chef more!", Izzy says.

"Speaking of cameos, we've had some SICK cameos this season so far! Katie, Sadie and OC totally ROCKED theirs, with OC convincing B to help his team win the first challenge...and I think CO likes him!", Geoff says.

"No way, CO totally likes Brick. She was all over him in the last episode.", Bridgette says.

"Yeah, and she was devastated when he turned her down.", Geoff says.

"I don't even ship CO and Brick. CO and Scott all the way!", Sierra says.

"Speaking of Scott, he's one of our three guests today! We would've had Sam here too, but Chris needed someone to fan him. It's apparently pretty hot over at Wawanakwa today.", Geoff says.

"I HATE SCOTT. HE'S A NASTY LYING TRAITOR!", Eva says.

"Remind me not to invite the classic competitors next time...", Bridgette whispers to Geoff.

"True that.", Geoff whispers back.

"Our first guest loves the prefix 'sha', is great at sports, and despite his love for winning, he was a first out! Lightning everyone!", Bridgette says. Cue applause, and Lightning comes out.

"Sha-What? The classic cast? Where am I?", Lightning asks.

"You're on the Aftermath show, dude.", Geoff says.

"Ohh, this is the Aftermath? I always skipped these episodes...", Lightning says, to the chagrin of Geoff and Bridgette.

"Please, Lightning, have a seat. How do you feel about being the first camper eliminated off of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island?", Bridgette asks.

"You kidding? I feel like I could have been a finalist!", Lightning says.

(A.N.: #Irony)

"Well, you weren't. GET OVER IT.", Izzy says.

"What do you think of your team? Who are you rooting for?", Bridgette asks.

"My team's full of idiots for voting me off first. That's all I'm gonna say.", Lightning says.

"Why are you so grumpy, dude?", Geoff asks.

"Lightning ain't grumpy!", Lightning says. A GIANT hammer swings and knocks Lightning into the wall.

"Sha-oww.....", Lightning moans.

"Oh yeah, I forgot, we're playing Truth or Hammer!", Geoff says.

"Geoff, you should have told him that!", Bridgette says.

"Oops...", Geoff says.

"What?! I don't want to play! Lightning never lies anyway.", Lightning says, and almost automatically ducks the hammer. Katie and Sadie giggle.

"You got hurt just like Tys...TyLER!", Lindsay laughs. Tyler kisses Lindsay on the cheek and hugs OC, much to OC's surprise. Not that he was complaining.

"What's really going on, then?", Bridgette asks.

"My dad was really pressuring me, okay? He said I should have won.", Lightning says.

"Woah, looks like someone's got daddy issues.", Geoff says.

"Lightning, would you say that the pressure negatively influenced your gameplay throughout your time in the competition?", Bridgette asks. Lightning was blank.

"Dude, did your daddy issues make you suck or what?", Geoff asks.

"Well, why didn't you just ask that in the first place? I don't know...maybe?", Lightning asks.

"Wow, looks like Lightning is deeper than we thought.", Gwen says.

"Yeah, I thought he was just an idiot.", Noah says.

"You think that about everyone.", OC jokes. Noah playfully hits OC's arm.

"Lightning, you can go sit with the Peanut Gallery. Let's bring out our next guest after the break!", Geoff says.

"Uh, you do realize there's no space here, right?", Duncan asks.

"Yeah, I'm on Tyler's lap.", Lindsay says.

"Wait, why do I have to be on your lap?", OC asks Gwen.

"Deal with it.", Gwen says.

"Hehehe...okay!", OC says.

"I think Gwen likes it...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)", Bridgette says.

Break.

"We're back, and it's time to bring out our next guest! He's a traitor who tried to frame B, he'll eat almost anything for a quarter, and that quarter is worth a lot back at his farmhouse! Everyone, please welcome Scott!", Geoff says, followed by lots of "boo" and hissing.

"Aw, come on! Don't be like that.", Bridgette says. Scott nervously comes out.

"Come on, bro! Come out.", Geoff says. An intern pushes Scott out.

"H-hey! Watch it! These jeans are cheap!", Scott says, getting pushed onto the couch.

"So, Scott, how do you feel about your elimination?", Bridgette asks.

"It sucked. CO's really mean for doing that!", Scott says.

"I guess your ship just sank, Sierra.", Noah snarks. Sierra crosses her arms angrily.

"You seem different, Scott.", Geoff says.

"The doctor said I have some sort of brain damage after being attacked by Fang. Thankfully, I got no other injuries. So suck it, Fang!", Scott says.

"Funny you should say that. We brought Fang here!", Bridgette says. Scott's eyes fill with horror.

"Wh-WHAT?!?! NOOO!", Scott screams.