User:Mughees J. Simpson/Total Drama Magazine.

Gossip Corner
Scoop 1

''A conversation between two devoted fans of the Drama Brothers who have recently come back into fruition. ''"Oh my gosh, Sadie. Like have you heard what the Drama Brothers have been up to lately? They just released their new single!"

"Katie, I can't bear to not be able to listen to them sing when they're going to perform in our hometown! Why did we have to spend our money on that limited edition Trent doll? I'd trade it for the real thing anyday!"

"I wouldn't go that far because it's really fun to play with but yeah, it's like totally unfair!"

"Well you're in luck, ladies because today we're giving away two tickets to their opening show!" This was followed by a squeal that would have bursted the eardrums of anyone within a mile.

''We were unable to get the lucky fans to comment on this as they later had a brawl with one of our reporters, Sierra who refused to let them have the tickets because of her crush on one of the band members, Cody. Crazy right? ''

''But you'll never believe what we have in store for you next. Courtney, a former contestant of Total Drama, spread a rumor about Blaineley.''

Scoop 2

"I heard she's pushing forty and everything's fake."

"The chick was bad news from the start, what do you expect?" added in Duncan. ''These two are back together. When will they ever learn?" ''But she had the audacity to call ME out over being a drama queen? I have something to say to that conniving little-"

''For the purpose of keeping this article reader-friendly, we have cut out the temper tantrum that was later thrown by a rapid Courtney who was given twelve hours of community service. Queen Bee Heather was there to take pictures.''

''Blaineley later filed a lawsuit over the spread of false information but lost it as she was unable to appeal to the judge due to the judicial prowess of Courtney. She was last seen in a runaway situation with a kidnapped Chris Mclean. The police are still in pursuit.''

* - Reference to the Big Bang Theory.