User:Rainbowderp01/Mo Monkey Mo Problems (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama: Pahkitew Island... the teams battle in a smash, splash, and 1-2-3 X-dash. Got to meet Scuba Bear. That's right. Scuba Bear. Shawn's fear of zombies really helped him out, but didn't do much for Jasmine. Sugar smacked the Samey out of Amy, and after Team Maskwak won, just to be on the safe side, we put Amy and Samey in the cannon. We're down to nine, which is great, and it's soon to be eight. Who'll go kaput? And who will stay put? Let's find out here on Total. Drama. Pahkitew Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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Max: Hello? You there, sidekick. Enough laying about. Up, up, up. Up!

Scarlett: [gasps]

Max: Fetch food for my face, then I'll teach you more in the ways of evil.

Scarlett: [confessional] Yeah. He's starting to annoy me.

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Dave: [sniffs] [sneezes] [confessional] [sighs] A picnic is the most romantic way to eat. If you get past that idea that every bite might have bugs or animal droppings in it. But, I'm not gonna think about that.

Shawn: Didn't you say Sky was hesitant about getting into a relationship?

Dave: No. All she said was, "I like you too, but--"... the "but" could be anything. Maybe it was "I like you too, but even more than you like me."

Shawn: Uh-huh. Sky's competitive, amigo. She's not here for a relationship. She's here for the million bucks! Aren't you?

Dave: I don't care about the money.

Shawn: Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear over your insanity!

Dave: Wouldn't you pay a million dollars for the chance to be with your true love?

Shawn: [squeals] I'll go find Sky for you.

Dave: [sniffs] [sneezes]

Shawn: [confessional] [sniffle] I'll find Sky, send her to Dave, then go tell Jasmine how I feel.

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Sugar: I can smell your brain working, Sky. Come on, girlo a girlo. Tell Big Sugar what the up is.

Sky: I'm just... do you think there's anything between Dave and Ella?

Sugar: Don't be silly! Of course not!

Sky: Heh, yay. Thanks, Sugar.

Sugar: Dave's flirtin' with everybody

Sky: What? What do you talking about?

Sugar: He told me my right eye was even prettier than my left. He's playing us girls like a herd of banjos.

Sky: You don't really think that, do you?

Sugar: He's running a game on you, Sky. Just saying, is all. [confessional] Yeah, that was a can of lies. But the teams are gonna merge soon. It's time to mess with some minds.

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Ella: [vocalizing] Shawn! Have you seen Dave?

Shawn: He's in the clearing, ready to bear his soul for... [crying] love!

Ella: [gasps] [confessional] My prince Dave is going to confess his affection for me! I only hope he isn't planning a picnic. The birds who follow me will eat everything.

[bird chirps]

Ella: [confessional] Yes, that includes you, Alan. [real time] [vocalizing]

Dave: Ella?

Ella: Yes, Prince David?

Dave: D-Dave is fine. Um, I kinda set up this romantic picnic, 'cause uh...

Ella: I'm listening.

Dave: It's for someone very special.

Ella: [giggles] Oh, David. I'm so--

Dave: And she's gonna be here any minute, so would you mind, like, going away? Before Sky shows up?

Ella: This is for... Sky? Of course it is! Heh, I'll... just uh... [choking up] I'll, uh, you know... [crying]

Dave: [sniffs] [sneezes] Why do I keep smelling this thing?

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Shawn: Sky! Clearing! So beautiful. Can't give details, but you gotta--

Chris: [over loudspeaker] Hey teams!

Shawn: Seriously?

Chris: [over loudspeaker] Proceed to the meeting area. It's time for me to laugh at your pain. There'll also be a challenge.

Sky: All right! Let's do this!

Shawn: But... aw, man.

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Jasmine: Hey. Something's weird with this island. Those trees were closer yesterday and that mountain wasn't there before!

Chris: And I am a hundred percent sure you are a few koalas short of a swarm.

Jasmine: A swarm of koalas?

Sugar: Cuckoo clock.

Jasmine: No, really, something's not--

Shawn: Jasmine? I need to tell you how I feel.

Jasmine: Me first! I want you to stay away from me. We clear?

Shawn: [gulps]

Jasmine: Good! [confessional] I'm done with zombie boy's mixed messages. First, he's all sweet, then he hits me with a dueling stick, then he brings me flowers? If this is how Canadian boys flirt, I'd hate to see how they propose.

Chris: I'm giving Ella and Dave one more minute. Then they're cannon food.

Topher: Hey, while we're waiting, you and me could have a host-off.

Chris: Hey, that's a horrible idea.

Topher: [confessional] Chris is intimidated by my talent and superior good looks. My hair alone is a national treasure. Babies envy my skin. I should totally be hosting this show!

Sky: Ella, what happened? Are you okay?

Ella: I'm fine. It's just that my heart is filled with sorrow.

Sugar: [laughs] [clears throat] That was about something else.

Ella: [sighs] I thought Dave liked me. But it's you who captured his heart.

Sky: He does like me. Yes! Sorry. And I'm sorry about my smile. A-Are you okay? Am I still smiling? I am so sorry.

Dave: Sorry I'm late. I was, uh...

Sky: It's okay. Hi. [confessional] What am I doing? What am I doing? I can't. I just... what am I doing?

Chris: Today's challenge is called Snack Attack. This vending machine only takes gold coins.The first team to get their gold coin into the machine wins. And gets something to eat.

Dave: That sounds easy enough.

Chris: I was hoping one of you would say something like that. Chef? I'm giving the coins to Alfonz and Betty here, who are now going to run away.

Sky: They're getting away!

Jasmine: Let's go!

Chris: Stop! Nobody move! The monkey's get a headstart, Kinosewak's monkey has a blue necklace. Maskwak's monkey is in the pink one.

[clunk]

Chris: Sugar, please step away from the vending machine.

[squeaking]