That's Off the Chain!

'''The campers are challenged to build their own bikes using supplies from the Arts and Crafts lodge and race them in a dangerous motor cross challenge with invincibility at stake. Another camper is eliminated.'''

Plot
The remaining contestants are hanging out by the lake relaxing and throwing a frisbee around with Geoff off by himself bemoaning Bridgette leaving in the previous episode. Lindsay suggests to Heather that they form a girl's alliance but the suggestion is immediately shot down by Heather. Duncan, DJ and Owen console Geoff and try to make sure he stays in the guy alliance but Geoff runs off to get breakfast. Moments later, the campers are summoned by Chris to meet at the Arts and Crafts lodge for their next challenge.

A short time later at the Arts and Crafts location, Chris tells the campers that they are to build their own bikes using materials from the bike depot and the best design wins. Duncan encourages the guys to build the best bikes they can so their alliance will win whereas Heather gets Lindsay to disassemble Chef's bike stored nearby for use in building Heather's bike. Izzy invites LeShawna to join her on the bike Izzy built and go for a test drive but the two have trouble stopping once they get going.

Elsewhere, the guys talk about bad accidents they've had in the past with fond remembrance except for DJ. A short time later, Chris inspects the finished bikes except for Izzy and LeShawna, who are out in the wilderness driving out of control. Chris tells the campers that they will be racing their bikes but in a twist, they will be switching the bikes they race with the idea that the bikes that cross the finish line get to be ridden by the original builder in the finale for invincibility. After names are drawn, Lindsay rides Heather's bike, Owen rides Duncan's bike, Geoff gets Gwen's bike, DJ rides Geoff's bike, Gwen gets Owen's bike, Heather rides DJ's bike and Duncan rides Lindsay's bike.

In the race, Owen and Heather have trouble just starting as the others race away. DJ and Geoff both crash with the former not helped by Geoff forgetting to bolt the parts together. Owen eventually manages to get his bike going and in the end, bikes belonging to Owen, Duncan, Heather and Lindsay all qualify for the final race for invincibility. Meanwhile, Izzy and LeShawna continue to go along without stopping with LeShawna screaming all the way and Izzy enjoying every moment of the wild ride.

The four remaining contestants line up for the invincibility race and Chris tells the campers the Motor Cross Challenge will have mines to avoid, an oil slick to avoid and jumping a pool of piranhas with the first to cross winning invincibility and the last to cross leaving the island, no votes or campfire ceremony needed. At this point, Heather tells Lindsay to help her win so they both can move on and Lindsay reluctantly agrees. Moments later, the racers are often with Owen wiping out almost immediately due to hitting a land mine. The remaining three continue on and Duncan crashes when he hits the oil slick. When Lindsay reaches the pool of piranhas, she comes to a halt on the far edge of the pool and Heather, just behind her, catapults past her to win with Lindsay coming in second.

Chris tells Lindsay that since Owen and Duncan never finished the race, she came in last and thus is eliminated. Outraged at Heather's refusal to give her the invincibility, or acknowledge her help with building the bike, Lindsay unleashes a profanity laced tirade at a stunned Heather, much to the delight of Chris, Chef and the other campers, who cheer their approval. Afterwards in the confessional, Lindsay remarks how she doesn't know what came over her, listening to Heather all this time. But quickly recants and unleashes anothercensored tirade. As Lindsay gets ready to leave, she says goodbye to Gwen and Leshawna(calling them Greta and Lequisha because she keeps forgetting their names)and thanks them for all their support. Leshawna tells Lindsay that they would've kept her on if they could have. Lindsay thanks her again and asks Leshawna to kick Heather's butt for her, to which Leshawna happily agrees. She bids the others goodbye and tells Owen she'll miss him the most. Owen breaks down in tears and hugs her. Finally, Lindsey tells Heather she hopes she gets everything her karma owes her. She boards the boat and the other campers (except Heather) all wave goodbye as the boat speeds away into the distance.

Quotes

 * (Note: The word "beep" in some of what Lindsay says is censored)


 * Chris: (in Recap) Man, that stinks, Geoff. And so did she. Will the guys ever trust Geoff again? Will the girls form an alliance? Will I be stuck hosting reality TV for the rest of my life?


 * Geoff: (singing) Baby come back. Any kind fool can see. Something, something... about you! Hey Bridge, sending out mucho love to wherever it is that the Boat Of Losers takes you.


 * Geoff: Is that bacon? Aw crappppp! Did I miss breakfast?


 * Chris: Welcome to the Arts and crafts center! Duncan: More like the Arts and crap center.


 * Duncan: (In Confessional)Finally, a challenge I can get behind. I use to build bikes back home with my brothers all the time. Okay, so I used to steal them from the dweebs down the street and crash them into the school wall. The point is, this is something I know.


 * Lindsay: Okay, maybe I'm navy (mispronouncing "naive"), but Heather's always been trustworthy to me before. That I know of.


 * Izzy: Hey Leshawna, come with me, OK? I already built my bike. LeShawna: How did you do that so fast? Izzy: My brother was a mechanic before he got run over and developed a fear of motor vehicles.


 * Izzy: No, wait, your extra weight will totally help out with our speed! LeShawna: I'm gonna take that as a compliment.


 * Lindsay: (to Heather) Look, it's an ugly doll with pretty hair just like you!


 * (in the confession stall) Lindsay: I think sometimes I say the wrong thing. Once I told my math teacher that his new hairpiece looked like my dog's butt, but he totally took it the wrong way. My dog has the cutest curly little butt! It was a compliment!


 * Owen: Hey, do you guys remember your first bike ride? Duncan: Yeah. I wiped out so bad I popped my collar bone. You could see it sticking right out of my shoulder. It was wicked. Geoff: I flew so far over my handle bars that I skid for a mile. (chuckles) Skin was hanging off me in chunks. Owen: That's nothing. I popped my arm right out of my socket. It took three doctors to hold me down while they slingshot it back into place. All three: Good times.


 * Chris: (about Heather's bike) Excellent aerodynamics, Heather. Heather: It only weighs two ounces. Gwen: Like her brain.


 * Chris: (about Geoff's bike) Now this is a hot rod. Ni-i-i-i-ce! Geoff: I call her...(sniffles)...Bridgette! (in the confessional stall, crying) Bridgette! Bridgette, I'm sorry. I should have made them vote for someone else off. Even though you were stinking, you were also kind of a threat because you know you're nice, and totally athletic and hot and stuff. Forgive me, Bridgette!


 * Chris: Alright, racers! On your marks... get set... paramedics on standby... and drag!


 * Duncan: (while riding Lindsay's bike) Okay, this is messed up, but yee-haw! This is one boomin' ride! Lindsay: (rides right by him) I know, right?


 * Geoff: (about his bike) Whaling ride, eh? I used top of the line bolts. (in the confessional) Okay, so I forgot the bolts.


 * (after DJ and Geoff crash) DJ: Ooh! Forgot... to wear... jock...!


 * (in the confession stalls) Lindsay: (about Heather) Heather is really smart. I'm lucky to have her as a friend. Heather: (about Lindsay) I have no way of knowing if she'll come in second. The only thing that's really important, is that I come in first. Invincibility is everything.


 * Lindsay: But I won. I even built your bike. Heather: (to everyone else) I don't know what she's talking about.


 * Lindsay: Aren't you even sad? We're BFFs. Heather: Yeah, for the contest. I mean, it's not like we're gonna be best friends for life or anything. Lindsay: (In the confessional, gasps) I can't believe she said that! (to Heather) I can't believe you just said that! But we pinkie swore. You mean, I've been helping you all this time and you didn't even like me? Heather: Uh, truth? Not really, no. What? We're not here to make friends. We're here to become celebrities, remember? Duncan: Ooh, that's cold, bra. Heather: Oh, like you're such a team player. All you do is go around scaring the crap out of everyone. Duncan: At least I'm straight with people. Heather: Whatever. I have invincibility. No one can touch me. Gwen: This week.


 * Lindsay: (to Heather) You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true. Like how you're a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little......(Shows middle finger) (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)! I always told them they were wrong. I stood up for you because I thought we were BFFs but they're right. You really are a two-faced, back stabbing, lying (beep)!And guess what? I don't want to be BFFs anymore. I'd rather spend the day staring at Owen's butt then shopping with you. And P.S.? Your shoes are tacky! Heather: (gasps) Gwen: (while laughing) Yeah! You tell her! Owen: (laughs, then a loon laughs) Heather: Go jump in the piranha pool!


 * Lindsay: (in the Confessional booth) I don't know what came over me. Oh, wait, yes I do. Heather's a total(beep)


 * Lindsay: (to Gwen) Thanks for all of your support, Greta. (To LeShawna) I love you, Lakwesha. LeShawna: (hugs Lindsay) Take care, girlfriend. If it makes you feel any better, we would have kept you on. Lindsay: Really? Thanks. Kick Heather's butt for me. LeShawna: My pleasure.


 * Lindsay: Bye guys, see you at the finale. (sees Owen depressed) Awww, I think I'm gonna miss you the most. Owen: (cries and hugs Lindsay as tears fly out of his eyes) Me, too! (continues to cry as he puts Lindsay back down) Ba-Bye!


 * Lindsay: Good luck, Heather! I hope you get everything your karma owes you. All right, I'm ready. (Lindsay and Chris drive off on the Boat of Losers into the sunset.)