Best. Game. Ever.

'''Best. Game. Ever.''' is Cartoon Network's online game about Total Drama Action. This game was introduced on June 12, 2009. In it players portray a new intern working for Chris (for no pay). In the game players can interact with the castmates, battle enemies, and buy powerups, almost like Total Drama Island: Totally Interactive for season one. The game runs off the same engine used to create Cartoon Network's previous MMO, Big Fat Awesome House Party.

Challenges
Every Thursday, Chris gives out a few objectives for players based on that day's challenge. After completing the challenge, Chris will give players one star. Get enough stars and players will be promoted.

After completing each objective, players talk to Chris about the next assignment for the challenge.

Monster Cash

 * 1) Inflate the bouncy castle in the northwest part of the city set for the monster to put his "food" in.
 * 2) Collect four ping-pong balls from the castmates and give them to Chef Hatchet. Only four campers (Trent, Duncan, Harold, Owen) will give players the items. The rest will tell the players they don't have any and some may even tell them which contestants do.
 * 3) Take a wavier to an intern in the northeast portion of the city set and make him sign it, then return it to Chris.


 * Opponent: Bears and Bugs.



Alien Resurr-eggtion

 * 1) Collect a volcano lamp from Harold, and then get Chef's Asparagus Gelatin to add more volume to it.
 * 2) Find seven alien eggs in Studio #1.


 * Opponent in Studio: Extras in Alien Costumes



Riot On Set

 * 1) Find 5 spotlights in Studio #1.
 * 2) Find the camera near the cabin in the Southwest area.
 * 3) Find 12 script pages in Studio #2.


 * Opponent in Studio: Bears and Bugs.



Beach Blanket Bogus

 * 1) Find 6 seagulls in Studio #3.
 * 2) Get Beach Toys from Owen, then some Gravy from Chef to make the sand harder.
 * 3) Build a Sandcastle of Chris in Studio #3.


 * Opponent in Studio: Sharks and Crabs.



3:10 to Crazytown

 * 1) Find carrots in Studio #2.
 * 2) Feed 5 horses in Studio #4.
 * 3) Pick up horse manure in Studio #4 to fill up the hole near the platform.
 * 4) Get perfume from Heather, then take it to Studio #4.


 * Opponents in Studio: Cowboys and Snakes.

TDA Aftermath: I

 * 1) Find the winning Dodgeball in the City area.
 * 2) Get Gwen's diary in the Girl's Trailer.
 * 3) Find the Standee that freaked Duncan out in Studio #2.
 * 4) Find the Tiki Doll Beth brought back from Boney Island in the Southern Woods.


 * Opponent in Studio: Bears and Bugs (these are outside the studios and in Studio #2).



The Chefshank Redemption

 * 1) Get trash from east bathroom.
 * 2) Find prison trash locked in Studio #5 (and get key from Duncan).
 * 3) Open yellow lock. (Frees Harold, who gives players a blue key).
 * 4) Open blue lock. (Frees Beth, who gives players a green key).
 * 5) Open green lock. (Frees Leshawna, who gives players a red key).
 * 6) Open red lock. (Frees Heather, who gives players a purple key).
 * 7) Open purple lock.
 * 8) Get trash.


 * Opponent in Studio: Robot Prison Guards and Rats.



One Flu Over The Cuckoos

 * 1) Find 6 fake body parts in Studio #6.
 * 2) Find 5 jars in the southern woods.
 * 3) Get eels from Chef in Studio #3.
 * 4) Drop eels in container in Studio #6.


 * Opponent in Studio: Extras in Nurse Costumes.



The Sand Witch Project

 * 1) Get ketchup from Geoff and Bridgette in Southern Woods.
 * 2) Get Corn Syrup from DJ in Studio #4.
 * 3) Splatter 5 targets in Studio #7 with fake blood.


 * Opponent in Studio: Ghosts.



Masters Of Disasters

 * 1) Get 3 blow-dryers from cast-mates (LeShawna, Lindsay, Justin).
 * 2) Get beans from Studio #3, and give them to Owen so he can cause an "earthquake" with his gas.
 * 3) Find tape recorder in Studio #8, and give that to Owen as well.


 * Opponent in Studio: Tornadoes.



Full Metal Drama

 * 1) Get 6 crates from Studio #9.
 * 2) Find wire in Studio #6.
 * 3) Get detonator from Explosivo.
 * 4) Set explosives by fort in Studio #9.
 * 5) Detonate explosives by Chris.
 * 6) Recover trunk in Studio #9 and bring it to Chris.


 * Opponent in Studio: Extras in Soldier and Sailor Costumes.

TDA Aftermath: II

 * Opponent in Studio: TBA

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine

 * Opponent in Studio: Jail Criminals (seen in commercial).
 * Note: Courtney returns in this episode, resulting fifteen cast-mates instead of fourteen.

Levels
After completing challenges players will earn star to get a promotion.


 * 1) Intern
 * 2) Extra
 * 3) Stunt Double

Weapons
Along with promotions, players will get these new weapons.


 * 1) Tree Branch
 * 2) French Baguette
 * 3) Rubber Chicken

Studio Announcements
Every time a new episode is aired, there is a new phrase on its advertisement.

Monster Cash: Monsters!

Alien Resurr-Eggtion: Aliens!

Riot On Set: Drama!

Beach Blanket Bogus: Surf's Up!

3:10 to Crazytown: Wild West!

TDA Aftermath I: Flashback!

The Chefshank Redemption: Jailbreak!

One Flu Over The Cuckoos: Emergency!

The Sand Witch Project: Horror!

Masters of Disasters: Disaster!

Full Metal Drama: War!

TDA Aftermath II: TBA

Ocean's Eight - Or Nine: TBA

Alliances
Please Note: Alliances can only be created after players complete at least one mission for Chris. Players can not complete a challenge for their ally unless they are not doing a challenge for Chris.

Owen

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once players finish, Owen gives players his shirt as a reward.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather toothpaste that turns her teeth black.(Which makes Heather one of the 'Frenemies'.) 
 * Defeat 8 aliens in Studio #1(While defeating the aliens, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) to them, Heather leaves the players 'Frenemies' list).
 * Once players finish, Owen gives players the Mask from "Hook, Line, and Screamer
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather toilet paper with poison ivy in it in the eastern bathroom.
 * Defeat 8 bears in the southern woods.
 * After a player completes these objectives, Owen gives them red pants (male)/red skirt (female)
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "Sweet Monte Cristo! You're breaking our alliance? But I thought we were the dream team! Aw, well, I guess I'll have to find another eating buddy. This stinks."

Heather

 * Week Nine
 * Give LeShawna a box with a skunk in it (which makes LeShawna one of the player's 'Frenemies')
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3.
 * After players finish, Heather gives players her wig as a reward.
 * Note: When performing the yellow crab’s task, LeShawna appears and put a trap for the player
 * Week Ten
 * Give LeShawna toothpaste that turns her teeth black (which makes LeShawna one of the player's frenemies)
 * Defeat eight aliens in Studio #1.
 * After player finishes, Heather gives the player the killer mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer and The Sand Witch Project.
 * Note: When performing the alien task around the first corner LeShawna sets a trap for the player
 * Week Eleven
 * Give LeShawna toilet paper with poison ivy in it in the eastern bathroom.
 * Defeat 8 bears in the southern woods.
 * After the player completes these objectives, Heather gives them red pants (male)/red skirt (female).
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? You. Breaking an alliance. With me. Ha! Fine! You needed me more than I needed you, anyway!"

Justin

 * Week Nine
 * Give Izzy a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Izzy one of the player's 'Frenemies')
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3.
 * When a player finishes, Justin gives players a facial.
 * Note: When performing the yellow crab’s task, Izzy appears and put a trap for the player.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "Oh, you're breaking our alliance. I guess you were just too intimidated by my good looks. It happens. Just don't expect me to be nice to you anymore"
 * Week ten
 * Give Izzy joke toothpase. (Which makes Izzy one of the players Frenemies.)
 * Kill 8 alians in stuido #1.
 * When doing the alian task, Izzy traps the player.
 * When player finishes, Justin gives you a searil killer mask.


 * Week eleven


 * Give Izzy toilet paper that has poison ivy on it. (Which macks her a frenemie.)
 * Kill 8 bears in the southern woods.


 * When you finish, Justin awards the player with red pants (male)/red skirt (female).

Duncan

 * Week Nine
 * Give Harold a box with a skunk in it.(Which makes Harold one of the player´s "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in studio #3
 * Once a player finishes, Duncan gives players one of his shirts.
 * Note: When performing the yellow crab’s task, Harold appears and put a trap for the player.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Harold toothpaste that turns his teeth black
 * Defeat 8 Aliens in Studio #1.
 * Once a player finishes this, Duncan gives the player the Killer's mask from both Hook, Line and Screamer and the Sand Witch Project.
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather toilet paper with poison ivy in it in the eastern bathroom.
 * Defeat 8 bears in the southern woods.
 * After a player completes these objectives, Duncan gives them red pants (male)/red skirt(female).
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? You sure you really want to do that? I don't think you want me as your enemy. OK, suit yourself. But watch your back."

Harold

 * Week Nine
 * Give Duncan a box with a skunk in it (which causes Duncan to be one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3 (While defeating the crabs, Duncan traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating them, Duncan leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once players finish, Harold gives players his shirt as a reward.
 * Note: When performing the yellow crab’s task, Duncan appears and put a trap for the player.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Duncan toothpaste that turns his teeth black (which makes Duncan one of the player's frenemies)
 * Defeat eight aliens in Studio #1.
 * After player finishes, Harold gives the player the killer mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer and The Sand Witch Project.
 * Note: When performing the alien task around the first corner, Duncan sets a trap for the player.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? Not a wise move. But if you can't appreciate a person with my skills, that's your problem."

Gwen
Note: When performing the alien task around the first corner, Heather sets a trap for the player.
 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * When players finish, Gwen gives players a wig.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather toothpaste that turns her teeth black (which makes Heather one of the player's frenemies)
 * Defeat 8 aliens in studio #1
 * After player finishes, Gwen gives the player the killer mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer and The Sand Witch Project.
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather toilet paper with poison ivy in it in the eastern bathroom.
 * Defeat 8 bears in the southern woods.
 * After a player completes these objectives, Gwen gives them red pants (male)/red skirt (female).
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? Well, that stinks. I thought we worked well together, but I guess you've got better things to do."

Trent

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once the players finish, Trent gives the player one of his shirts.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? I know I can be a little weird sometimes, but that's not cool. Well, if that's what you really want, then fine."

Beth

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * When the player finishes, Beth gives her glasses as a reward.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather a joke toothpaste tub (Which makes Heather one of the player's "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 Alien Extras in Studio #1
 * When the player finishes, Beth gives the Killer mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer as a reward.
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather a poison ivy toilet paper (Which makes Heather one of the player's "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 Bears on the Southern Woods
 * When the player finishes, Beth gives a red pants(male)/red skirt(female) as a reward.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "Aw, you´re breaking our alliance? But I thought we were BFF´s? OK, whatever. No more friendship bracelets for you!"

Lindsay
When players finish, Lindsay gives players her bandanna.
 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather toothpaste that turns your teeth black (Which makes Heather one of the players 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 aliens in Studio #1 (While defeating the aliens, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * When players finish, Lindsay gives players the hockey mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather a poison ivy toilet paper (Which makes Heather one of the player's "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 Bears on the Southern Woods
 * When the player finishes, Lindsay gives a red skirt (female)\pants (male) as a reward.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? But we were just getting to be BFF's! I was gonna give you a makeover and everything. Oh, all right. But I'm not happy about it."

DJ

 * Week Nine
 * Give Justin a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Justin one of the player´s "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3
 * Once players finish, DJ gives players one of his shirts.
 * Note: When performing the yellow crab’s task, Justin appears and put a trap for the player.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather or Justin a joke toothpaste tub (Which makes Heather or Justin one of the player´s "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 Alien Extras in Studio #1
 * Once players finish, DJ gives players the mask of the Killer from Hook, Line, and Screamer
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Justin toilet paper with poison ivy on it in the eastern bathroom (Which makes Justin one of the player's "Frenemies")
 * Defeat 8 bears in the Southern Woods
 * Once player finish DJ gives players red pants(male)/red skirt (female)
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You are breaking our alliance? H-How could you? Man I'm disappointed, I need to be alone for a while"

LeShawna

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once players finish, LeShawna gives players one of her shirts.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? OK, fine, but don't expect me to give you new items anymore. You just don't break off an alliance with LeShawna and expect things to be all hunky dory."
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather toothpaste that turns her teeth black.(Which makes Heather one of the 'Frenemies'.) 
 * Defeat 8 aliens in Studio #1(While defeating the aliens, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) to them, Heather leaves the players 'Frenemies' list).
 * Once players finish, LeShawna gives players the Mask from "Hook, Line, and Screamer".

Geoff

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a skunk-in-a-box.
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs.
 * Once the player finishes, Geoff gives the player one of his hats.
 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "Whoa! You're breaking our alliance? But I thought we were tight, dude. I don't know whether to be angry or just bummed."

Bridgette

 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once players finish, Bridgette will give the player one of her hoodie jackets.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Duncan toothpaste that turns your teeth black. (Making Duncan one of the players 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 aliens in Studio #1. (While defeating the aliens, Duncan traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Duncan leaves the player's 'Frenemies" list.)
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather poison ivy toilet paper. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 bears in the woods.
 * Once players finish, Bridgette will give the player red pants(male)/red skirt(female).


 * Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? That's a real bummer. If that's the way you want to play the game, go ahead, but don't expect me to like it."

Izzy
Alliance Breaking Quote: "You're breaking our alliance? Aw, that's too bad. The prairie dogs were really starting to warm up to you. Oh well. Your loss."
 * Week Nine
 * Give Heather a box with a skunk in it. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 yellow crabs in Studio #3. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once the player is finished, Izzy gives players her hat from The Chefshank Redemption.
 * Week Ten
 * Give Heather toothpaste that turns your teeth black. (Making Heather one of the players 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 aliens in Studio #1. (While defeating the aliens, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies" list.)
 * Once the player is finished, Izzy gives the player the hockey mask from Hook, Line, and Screamer and The Sand Witch Project.
 * Week Eleven
 * Give Heather poison ivy toilet paper in the eastern bathroom. (Which makes Heather one of the player's 'Frenemies'.)
 * Defeat 8 bears in the woods. (While defeating the crabs, Heather traps players in a small cage and players are forced to fight multiple spiders. After defeating (or losing) them, Heather leaves the player's 'Frenemies' list.)
 * Once the player is finished, Izzy gives players red pants(male)/red skirt(female).

Trivia
 * The four castmates that players must collect the ping-pong balls from are all boys (Duncan, Harold, Owen, and Trent).
 * The new game for the week is on the website at 12:00PM EST, which is 9 hours before the episode actually airs.
 * Despite being voted off, castmates that were eliminated remain in the area.
 * When talking to the castmates, most of them say something from episodes in Total Drama Action.
 * In the Beach Studio, the players are requested to build a Chris statue, on an X made out of shells. The statue and X eventually disappear when the players leave the studio.
 * The hole in the Western Studio is shaped like Harold.
 * Beth used be be standing next to the boy's trailer but now she stands near the restroom with Lindsay.
 * The game has a feature that allows players to make and break alliances with the castmates. Originally, it was supposed to be activated on week five. This was changed to week nine.
 * All castmates (excluding Gwen, Lindsay, Owen, and Justin) that made it to episode seven appeared in studio #5.
 * It is strange that neither Gwen nor Lindsay were locked in a cage or even appeared in the studio despite the fact that they participated in the challenge.
 * The items Chris had the player to get were old items from the first season. These included:
 * The dodgeball Harold caught from Dodgebrawl.
 * Gwen's Diary from Not Quite Famous.
 * A celebrity standee Duncan had to hug in Phobia Factor.
 * The tiki doll Beth took from Boney Island in Up the Creek.
 * When buying clothes from Chef's Powerup machine, the word "suck" is shown, which is usually censored by Cartoon Network. Chris also says "sucker" when players give him Alien Eggs and Heather calls the Gaffers a "team of morons."
 * Oddly, players could enter studio #5 when it appeared closed.
 * This seemed true for studio #6 as well.
 * This was not true for studio #7, however. The glitch seems to be fixed.
 * The design for the female avatar player loosely resembles Sadie's prototype design.
 * When the game was first introduced, Heather was wearing her wig. She now appears bald as a result of losing it in Alien Resurr-eggtion.
 * Studio #6 is the first studio to have an intersection.
 * If a player passes by Studio #18, they are sent inside Studio #6, and when they exit, they are standing in front of Studio #6.
 * When an ally gives the player his/her shirt, it is available for both genders, even ones that seem specific to a certain gender, similar to the shirts found in Chef's vending machine.
 * When a player opens the Ally section on the main menu, there are fifteen spots for frenemies instead of fourteen, hinting Courtney's return.
 * When you already have an frenemy, your ally will ask for someone else.
 * If your ally is DJ and Justin is a frenemy, then Heather is your next frenemy.
 * If you ask Heather if she has a blow-dryer, she'll say no and reply with "Is this some kind of bald joke?!"
 * According to what happened in the game The Trunk of Mind Blowing Secrets did contain something within it but the contents were destroyed during the testing of paint bombs. Chris then decided to just let the castmates battle for the empty chest. He also tells you not to tell the campers it's empty.

Goofs

 * The Studios in the game are much smaller on the outside than the average studio, but the inside is huge. This could be possibly explained with stairs between areas.
 * Strangely, when someone exits studio #18, they are standing in front of studio #6. However, this glitch is now fixed and Studio #18 is inaccessible.
 * On the advertisement for the game, DJ is seen holding bunny, however he is never seen with Bunny in Total Drama Action. Heather is also seen with her regular hair.
 * In Monster Cash, Chef says that the bear is only on contract for one more day, however in the southern woods, there are multiple bears who are still on the film set.
 * On the Monster Cash Challenge #3 Chris said "Talk to the intern in the northeastern city." However, the city is in the northwestern part of the area. He most likely meant the northeastern part of the city.
 * When the player beat the tasks Heather gives on week nine she gives the player her wig, but she lost it in Alien Resurr-eggtion.
 * Beth first mentions her 'boyfriend' in Masters of Disasters (which is playable on Week 10). However on week nine, she says that she wishes her boyfriend were here so he could make things better. But the episode hasn't aired yet, so players in the US wouldn't know what she's talking about.
 * When a player is a contestant's frenemy due to the contestant being pranked by the player, the contestant always sets a trap for the player, and always shout "This is what you get for pulling pranks on me!" However, when a player ends up being a contestants frenemy due to breaking an alliance with them, they still shout "This is what you get for pulling pranks on me!", but the player never pulled a prank on the contestant, but instead, broke an alliance with them.
 * When the player gives the joke victim the poison ivy toilet paper, The player head to the east bathroom, but when the player report back to the castmate, the Frenemy comes from the west. The same goof occurs in previous weeks, when the player deliver things to Leshawna and Harold. They come from the west, even though they are standing in the east portion of the set.
 * For unexplained reasons, half of the enemies the players fight are never in the show (e.g., The Nurses, Aliens, Cowboys, Soldiers, Crabs, Spiders, etc.).