User blog:IzzyK/TDtM Dream Chapter 3:Super Crazy Happy Fun Time Japan

If this is you're first time reading, I'd read [| these] [| two] first. I do not own TDI, the songs sung, or the Japanese cartoon characters, Saw, or Katamari Damacey.

Chris:Last time on Total Drama the Musical, the teams were formed by the two idols who had the best singing voices. Courtney runs the Screaming Amazons, while Noah runs the Killer Saharas. Chris Airline's made it's first stop in Egypt, home of pyramids, pharohs, and two-humped camels. While the Killer Saharas are getting along pretty well, save Izzy and Alejandro, the Screaming Amazons are nearly always in an argument. Courtney and Gwen are always arguing because of Duncan, and Sierra gets along with Cody, but not vise versa. In the end, it was bad boy, Duncan to take the jump for not singing through most of the episode. I also heard that Alejandro did something while I was asleep, but for some reason, no one will tell me what! Who will go this time, will the Screaming Amazons ever get along, and when will someone tell me what Alejandro did that was so bad? Find out in this crazy episode of Total...Drama...the Musical!

(theme song)

It was a long night for everyone. Not only did they discover that Izzy was right about Alejandro being evil, and that he took the minds of Bridgette and Lindsay, but they had nightmares, waking up at the sight of Alejandro. It was now breakfast time, and everyone stayed as far away from him as possible. Well, all except Bridgette and Lindsay. It seems they stopped talking in internet slang, but they still didn't keep their eyes off of him.

Lindsay:Hey, Alejandro, what's it like in Spain?

Alejandro:You actully got the country right? I mean, sure. Every man in my country is romantic, handsome, sexy, and we always have a good time. The women are like that too. And in Spain, I'm considered the sexiest of Spainish men. Me and my family never miss a bull fight. Also,I donate all my money I earned from modeling to little children with cancer.

Lindsay and Bridgette:Awwwww. That's so sweet.

[Confession]

Alejandro:Okay. That last part was a lie. I'm actuly donating to a chairity that's attempting to bring slaves back. (laughs) Women will fall for anything.

[end]

LeShawna is watching from the other table with a dreaming look in her eye.

Harold:LeShawna, what are you doing?

LeShawna:Staring at Alejandro.

Harold:I thought we weren't suppossed to do that.

LeShawna:I can't stare at him for even a second?

Harold:If you stare at him to long, you'll become his slave!

LeShawna continues staring.

Harold:Fine. See if I care.

[Confession]

Harold:I used to care, but why should I now? I'm on a different team, and her life is none of my concern anymore. Actully I think LeShawna's better off without me anyway.

[end]

Gwen:Hey, who took the last bowl of rice?

Courtney:(with mouthful)Me.

Gwen:You've eaten almost every grain, and you won't even let your team have any!

Courtney stops Gwen, signaling she wants to swallow her food before talking. She swallows it.

Courtney:First of all, I'm the leader. Second of all, rice is good for my diet.

Gwen:Since when do you go on a diet? You're already skinny!

Courtney:What? A girl can't get a little healthy? Why don't you got wash that blue mop of hair!

Sierra:Whoah! Stop fighting. If there's anything I don't want my idols to do, is fight. Can't we just be a team? Besides, if you keep screaming, Courtney's heart might stop. She has a rare heart condition, afterall.

Courtney:How do you know I have a rare heart condition?

Sierra:I know everything about TDI and the people who wear in it, remember?

Courtney:Oh yeah? Then what's my computer screen name?

Sierra:C.I.T.333

Gwen:And what's my favorite band?

Sierra:That's an easy one. The Cure.

Courtney and Gwen are extremely creeped out.

Chris:Attention all idols! We are write under our next destination.

Chef burst through the door dressed in a samurai with a sword in between his teeth.

Chris:Japan!

Harold:Is that supposed to be a samurai outfit?

Chef:Yeah, why?

Harold:That looks nothing like what a samurai would wear. They would wear an iron helment and armor with a bronze deceration, and...

Chris:Information not needed. Now everyone get ready for the drop!

The floor opens under everyone. They keep falling till they land on a matress right in the middle of a Japanese forest, with a beautiful view of Mt. Fuji.

Harold:My dream has come true! Japan, and all it's beautiful glory! This couldn't get any better!

Chris rings the chime.

Harold:(singing)Now, I'm walking on the sunshine. Woah! I'm walking on the sunshine. Woah! And don't it feel good?

Chris rings the chime again.

Chris:Welcome to Honshu, Japan! Home of Mt. Fuji, and the set for the hit Japanese game show, Super Sushi Roll!

Izzy:Super Sushi Roll? You mean the show where everyone competes in wackey challenges like looking in a bowl of rice for for miniature Toyotas, being sling-shot into a tree full of silk worms making little baby outfits, making sushi injected with an explosive spice, and fighting a robotic Godzilla with a samurai sword. That Super Sushi Roll?

Chris:Yeah.

Izzy:I love that show! I never miss an episode on Youtube!

Chris:Well, I have good news for you Izzy. We got permission from the Super Sushi Roll producers to film an episode based of the show. We thought it was entirly Japanese based, so why not? You get to be on Super Sushi Roll.

Izzy is suddenly so exstatic that she picks Chris up and shakes him around screaming then she runs to find the studio.

KILLER SAHARAS

Noah:Follow that crazy bird!

SCREAMING AMAZONS

Courtney:Follow that nutcase!

They chase Izzy, all through the Japanese forest until she stops. She stares with big eyes and a dropped jaw at the studio.

Izzy:(in awe)It's more beautiful then I imagined.

The others stare at the studio. There is a sign on the door with Japanese characters on it that reads 入る前に、あなたの靴を脱いでください.

Harold:I can speak a little Japanese. The sign says "Please, take off your shoes before coming in."

Cody:Why do you have to take off your shoes?

Everyone begins to take off their shoes

Harold:The Japanese people made it a law that if your go into a public place, you must take off your shoes to prevent the floors from getting dirty.

Izzy:That or they have the viper walking competition again.

Harold:What?

Izzy:In Super Sushi Roll, they have crazy, gross, and sometimes, dangerous challenges. The viper walking falls in the catergory of dangerous. You have to walk on a path of live vipers. Everyone on the team has to walk on it without getting bitten. Whoever gets bitten the least amount of times wins!

Harold:That does sound dangerous.

Izzy:Not as dangerous as the Samurai Blade challenge. You have to be put in a box full of samurai swords, without dying.

Noah:That sounds more like something from a Saw movie.

DJ:(scared)You won't make us compete in those, right Chris?

Chris:No.

DJ:Whew.

Chris:But, I will make a few of the safer challenges dangerous!

DJ:(gulp)

They finally opened the door to the studio, and a person in a Hello Kitty outfit gives DJ a hug. Then, a person in a Pikachu costume electriutes Harold. And then a person dressed as Goku comes out and talks to Izzy.

Goku:What does my scouter say about my power level?

Izzy:IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAANNND!

Goku:What? Nine-thousand?

Izzy:Yep.

Goku:I didn't realize I was that powerful. Maybe I'm powerful enough to defeat Piccolo!

Goku, Pikachu, and Hello Kitty run off.

Gwen:Japan is a lot weirder then I thought it would be.

Izzy:It gets weirder.

They finally see what's inside. All the people are gone. Threre are rows of seats for the audience, and a giant bowl of rice in the middle of the stage, and a diving board over it.

Izzy:(gasps)It's the Rice Bowl of Happiness!

A Japanese character pops on the camera that says 幸福の米杯.

Chris:Yep. And speaking of which, it's time for your first challenge! Three people on each team have to jump inside this rice and try to find little robots. The person who finds it wins their team their first point of the day! Once you find the Robot, the next challenge will begin. This time however, Chef gets to pick who goes.

Chef:(examining the Screaming Amazons)Let's see. You're going(grabs Sierra by the arm), you're going(grabs Gwen by the arm), you're definatly going(grabs Courtney by the arm).

Courtney:Hey! Let go of me!

Chef pushes them closer to the diving board.

Chef:(examining the Killer Saharas)Since you wanna to try this so bad, you can go Izzy!

Izzy:Whoo!

Chef:Since, you're hot, you can go to Alejandro.

Alejandro:Gracias.

Izzy:(groans in anger)

Chef:(starining while pushing Owen)And you can go to.

He pushes Owen to far, and his weight breaks the diving board, causing all of them to fall in the bowl of rice. Once inside, they begin searching for the robot. Chris rings the chime.

Everyone in the rice bowl:(singing)Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto. Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto.

Izzy:(singing)Domo.

Owen:(singing)Domo.

Alejandro:(singing)Domo.

Killer Saharas:(singing)Domo!

Everyone in the rice bowl:(singing)Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto.

Courtney:(singing)Domo.

Gwen:(singing)Domo.

Sierra(singing)Domo.

Screaming Amazons:(singing)Domo!

Everyone in the rice bowl:(singing)Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto. Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto. Domo Arigato, Mr.Roboto. Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Owen:Hey! I found it!(holds the robot in the air)

Izzy:Way to go, Owen!

Alejandro:Uh, yeah. Very good, la grasa uno.

Chris rings the chime again.

Chris:The Killer Saharas win!

The Screaming Amazons sulk in defeat.

Chris:Well, Izzy. Ho does it feel to be on your favorite show.

Izzy:It feels awesome. I can't wait for the next challenge!

Chris:I was getting to that. The next challenge is the Katamari Round-Up!

A Japanese character pops up on camera that says 総括〔検挙/駆り集め〕 Chris looks at it with a mad look on his face.

Chris:Stop it!

The Japanese character cries and runs away.

Chris:That was really weird. Anyway, the Katamari Round-Up if based of the popular Japanese game, Katamari Damacey. You have to rol the Katamari around this room full of random objects. Who ever has the biggest Katamari, wins, and you get a head start for the third challenge.

The room is now full of clutter and junk and two Katamaris are givin to the teams.

Noah:This is the most illogical thing I've ever done.

to be continued...

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