Hawaiian Punch

'''Total Drama World Tour has reached its final episode, where one of the final three will win a million dollars. Two runner ups must compete in a tiebreaker to win the last spot. One moves on while the other is eliminated. The host announces the final challenge which involves one of Hawaii's active volcanoes. One contestant manages to trick another, bringing them to their ultimate downfall in the game. However, after a misunderstanding, the antagonist steals the win. But, after an old face reemerges, no one takes home the million dollars.'''

Plot
Picking up from where the previous episode left off, Chris decides to hold a tiebreaker between Cody and Alejandro in order to determine who will proceed to the final two alongside Heather. In the confessional, Cody admits his elation for managing to make it this far in the confessional but reveals he is also frightened of Alejandro, wishing Sierra was still in the game (for once). Alejandro claims that he let Heather get to the final to install a false sense of security in her and admits that he is upset and embarrassed that he tied with Cody and is imagining the insults his own brother, José is compiling for him right now. All the eliminated contestants and contestants who did not compete in season three are watching the event to see who will win. Chris asked Heather if she would like to choose who would break the tie, or let Cody and Alejandro decide. She decided to choose for herself. Chris said, in a challenge booth, there are balls with different tie breakers on them and Heather has to pick one. Heather goes inside and is pelted by golf balls, which were supposed to be ping-pong balls, as stated by Bridgette, although Chris had switched them. Heather knocks one ball through the glass of the booth, which hits Tyler's forehead, knocking him out. Another ball gets trapped in her throat and she coughs it up. Chris forces Geoff to pick up the saliva-covered ball and read it out loud. A reluctant Geoff obeys, reading out loud that the challenge is a traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death.

Cody and Alejandro each have to wear grass skirts and a coconut bra while using paddles to knock each other off their barge that is set on fire into shark infested water. This is to save Heather, who is tied to a pole that is set on fire. Believing that the eliminated contestants will vote to decide the winner of the final two, Heather wants Alejandro to win because she believes she can stand a chance in a popularity contest against him. Alejandro starts dominating Cody. Then, Sierra and Harold root for him while Courtney roots for Alejandro. Cody tries to fight back, but is distracted by Heather, when she tells him that Sierra is in danger. He turns to find her, but Alejandro utilises his moment of distraction to knock Cody off the barge, which causes a shark to eat Cody. Alejandro unties Heather and wins the challenge, which successfully eliminates Cody. Sierra, who is in the peanut gallery, saves Cody from the shark.

Chris announces the first challenge, where the final two have to build sacrifice dummies that resemble their opponent into the volcano instead of a vote. Also believing that he would lose in a popularity contest, Alejandro is relieved to hear this. Originally, Chris had planned to throw real people in the volcano, but his lawyers had told him not to, so the dummies have to be made of wood and pineapples and must be made by people they choose to help them. Alejandro picks Courtney and Tyler but he is still knocked out from the golf ball incident and cannot participate, so Lindsay does it instead. Heather asks if anyone wants to help her, which causes Cody and Harold to volunteer. Cody then admits in a confessional that Heather has treated him nicely and that Alejandro deserves payback. Harold helps out because he is a fan of Cody. To make the challenge interesting, Chris forces them to sing a song.

By the end of the song, Alejandro's team finishes his sacrificial dummy first, giving him a twenty second head start. He also gets a wheelbarrow which Courtney won for him in an earlier episode. Heather ends up getting nothing. Chris lets her use the baby carriage Cody won, but when she puts her dummy on it, it breaks. She then struggles up the mountain with a heavy dummy while Alejandro speeds ahead and taunts her. However, he almost falls into a river of lava that prevents him from using his wheelbarrow anymore. Heather catches up and Chris explains they have to cross the river while their helpers can cut or not cut ropes that hold dangerous obstacles above each stone.

Alejandro takes the lead and tells his team to cut the ropes. Heather tells her helpers to block them, which they do. Cody tells the girls that there is a sale on mascara, which causes Lindsay to run away into the depths of the jungle, angering Courtney. Courtney takes down Harold by kicking him in the groin and cuts a rope that nearly drops a piano on Alejandro, which shows that no one knows which rope leads to who. Cody then throws Courtney off of him and cuts a rope intending to throw a trap on Alejandro, but it drops a cage on Heather, which allows Alejandro to take the lead again. Alejandro tells her he is going to win and she yells, "No way Jose!" at him. This angers Alejandro because Jose is the name of his older brother who taunts him all the time, especially by calling him 'Al'. Cody laughs and keeps calling Alejandro 'Al' when he hears this. Al gets angry and proceeds while Heather is still caught in the cage. A sad Heather is on the verge of quitting but Cody gives her a pep talk, telling her that she is the good guy in this battle for the million. Heather, after realizing that for once she is the hero, escapes the cage and continues in the race.

Alejandro reaches the top where everyone is waiting. He is about to throw his dummy in the volcano until a crying Heather arrives. She tells him she worked so hard for this opportunity and that Alejandro will win and leave her. Alejandro answers by expelling a secret to her. He tells her she has stolen his heart. Heather then admits that she has feelings for him, too. Everyone gasps, except Noah, who had already noticed the attraction several episodes earlier, and then are grossed out when Alejandro awkwardly kisses Heather. However, Heather then knees Alejandro in the groin and throws him off the volcano on a melting ice cube. She then tosses the dummy into the volcano, only for Chris to point out that she actually tossed Alejandro's dummy in by mistake. Chris then declares that, because of this, Alejandro has won the million dollars, which causes Heather to scream so loud that it echos. Once Alejandro reaches the bottom, Chris yells down to him that he might want to come back up. Alejandro, realizing that he won, starts to run back up the volcano. The natives come in, telling them about what happens when pineapples meet lava, before the volcano starts to shake. Ezekiel emerges behind Heather, who he grabs by the head and pushes aside before pouncing on Chris. Ezekiel takes the million from Chris after a short fight, only to fall into the volcano. Chris tells everyone to run, and they start to head down the path. Alejandro, still on the volcano path, stops when he sees the three natives, followed shortly after by Chris and Heather, run by. He asks about the million dollars, demanding to get what he deserves. He is then trampled by the cast and greatly burned by the lava. After Alejandro is trampled, Chris signs off the show and climbs onto the boat with Chef until Ezekiel flies into their boat and sinks it. This time, however, after the entire cast (minus Alejandro and Blaineley) laugh at Chris and Chef's misfortune, they instantly start swimming away screaming once the rocks start falling down around them.

After the credits, there is a scene showing Chris in a black robed outfit with a hood and cape, asking Chef if the machine will work, to which Chef shrugs noncommittally. Alejandro is seen on an operation table. His skin is charred, most of his hair is gone, and his limbs are crushed, twisted, and mangled from the cast trampling him. He is being placed into the Drama Machine with the mask slowly being lowered onto his disfigured face. He arises as the machine and asks if the money is safe, to which Chris informs him of its fiery demise. Alejandro dramatically screams "Nooo!" and in response, Chris only chuckles and then calls him a spaz, ending the episode.

Alternative Ending
Like Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action, there was an alternative ending. In this ending, everything is the exact same leading up to when Heather pushes Alejandro off the volcano. Smirking, Heather explains that while having a boyfriend would have been nice, having a million dollars would be even nicer. Heather then throws her dummy into the lava and then jumps around in triumph. She stares in happiness at the case of money when some local Hawaiians ask if any pineapples were thrown in the volcano. Chris then admits he made the peanut gallery stand in front of some signs that say to not throw pineapples in volcanoes.

Everyone is worried about the volcano erupting when suddenly, a feral Ezekiel appears and attacks Heather for the case, managing to snatch it from her, only to fall into the volcano with it. Everyone runs from the erupting volcano and they trample Alejandro, except Heather and Chris who just pass by him. After being run over by Blaineley's dolly, Alejandro is completely covered in lava flowing down the mountain. The rest of the cast members are heading for safety by swimming farther out into in the ocean, where Chris is about to sign off, when Ezekiel is suddenly shot out of the volcano and crashes right into Chris and Chef's boat, sinking it. All of the contestants laugh but then swim away when flaming rocks start bombarding them. They all leave Heather behind to complain if she will get her money after all. She is unable to finish asking, when a massive flaming boulder, significantly larger than all the others, hurtles towards her. She screams and tries to swim away, but the screen turns to static just as the rock is about to hit her.

Cast

 * Gwen, Izzy, DJ, Trent, Beth, Tyler, Katie, Justin, Noah, and Eva all appear and cheer occasionally.
 * Blaineley appears as well, but due to her mouth being covered in the bandages, she can't speak.
 * Chef Hatchet appears, but does not speak in this episode.
 * Ezekiel appears, but only screams and makes animal noises.
 * Three Hawaiian natives have lines, but it is unknown who voiced them.

Quotes
Alejandro: He is not worth-mentioning. Sadie: Go team Alehunkdro! He is even hotter in person. Heather: (to Chris) Why are they in teams? And why does my team suck? Chris: The peanut gallery is playing a major role in choosing a winner. Bridgette: I swear, Geoff and I put ping-pong balls in there. Chris: I know, and I'm not mad. Just disappointed. Heather: I just won the semi-final. Where is the respect? Chris: We'll be sure to look for that later. Chris: Won't work. I already checked. Alejandro: (under breath) Crap. Heather: Huh? Courtney: What?! But you said we were gonna play a major role! MAJOR! Chris: And you are! Just not the vote-ey type. Alejandro: What!? What did you just say? Never call me that again. Heather: Wow, testy much? Alejandro: José always has to win, always! He lives to make me miserable. He punches me in the arm and calls me "Al" just because I hate it! Cody: Wow. Al hates being called "Al?" Gosh, Al. Owen must have called Al "Al" like a thousand times on the show, eh, Al? Poor Al. Lindsay: Eeee! (runs off into distance) Courtney: (shouting to Lindsay) Uh? There's no mall! We're in the jungle! Ugh! Heather: You mean, I'm the good guy?! Heather: (referring to volcano) Hello! We're, like, right beside the hottest thing on the planet. Chris: (referring to himself) Yeah. Heather: What? I don't love you, I love-! (Cody and Owen gasp, but Noah seems unsurprised) Er, hate! I mean I hate you. Alejandro: I know what you meant. And I must confess. Yes, at first, my intentions were purely strategic. Chris: Can the confessing wait? Kind of on a schedule here bro. Alejandro: That is no longer the case. Because you... you have stolen my heart. Sadie: Even if it is Heather. Alejandro: Our connection goes deeper than any game. Together we can take over the world. Heather: Wow... I suppose I may actually feel a... a little something. Alejandro: Mi amor... (kisses Heather) Chris: (to Heather after she tosses the dummy) Nice, except, isn't that your sacrifice? (points at second dummy next to her) Heather: But, that's not... Chris: You just threw Alejandro's in the volcano, so Alejandro wins! Heather: (screams) Nooooooooo! (echoes) Chris: Hey, Alejandro! You might want to get back up here! Alejandro: I won?! I'm coming! Heather: This is not fair! I was the one who made the pineapple sacrifice! Alejandro: (runs past, howling in pain) Chris: Maybe with a whole new cast, cause, let's face it, these guys are probably gonna melt. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total....Drama... Ezekiel: (falls screaming from the sky and crashes into Chris and Chef's boat) Alejandro: (from inside the Total Drama Machine) Chris. The million dollars. Is it safe? Chris: Uh, yeah. Seems the million dollars fell into the volcano. It's gone. Alejandro: (while weakly flailing his new arms) Noooooooooooo! (scene fades to black) Chris: (chuckles) Spaz.
 * Alejandro: I only let Heather beat me to give her a false sense of confidence, but how will I explain to those at home that I tied with that pathetic Cody? (groans) My brother José will be compiling his insults already.
 * Cody: I made it all the way to the final two-ish... I can't believe how close I am to the million, there's just one massive thing in the way: Alejandro! Against just me. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I wish Sierra was back in here with me.
 * Heather: You never mentioned you have a brother. José, was it?
 * Sierra: We are here for you Cody, especially me! (shouts) Believe!
 * Heather: (in confessional) Believe it or not, I actually want Alejandro to win the tie-breaker. Perhaps I think I can beat him in a vote.
 * Heather: Are these... golf balls?
 * Owen: She's funny when she tied up and can't hurt me.
 * Alejandro: If neither one of us manage to free her, does that mean Cody and I are the final two?
 * Owen: (referring to Heather) She's funny when she's tied up and can't hurt me!
 * Duncan: (laughing) Man, is it nice to be out of this game.
 * Heather: Shoving mister popular into shark infested waters for no reason, You just handed me the million, I can't wait for the vote.
 * Cody: (in confessional) Nobody makes shark-bait out of me and gets away with it. Anyway, Heather was pretty good to me overall. Hey, I bet I was the first person to say that.
 * Chris: Now that we have our final two, it's my pleasure to announce, the Peanut Gallery will not be voting for the winner.
 * Alejandro: See you at the top. I'll be the one with the check for a million dollars. (falls down) ¿Qué?
 * Alejandro: I have the lead! And I can taste the million! It tastes like mint dipped in pure gold!
 * Heather: No way, José!
 * Cody: Hey look, there's a sale on mascara!
 * Alejandro: So long, Señorita Loser! (laughs)
 * Harold: (falsetto) Hurry, there's no time to lose.
 * Cody: You can't give up now, or the bad guy wins.
 * Alejandro: Then why are you blushing?
 * Alejandro: Admit it! You're in love with me.
 * Owen: (seeing Heather and Alejandro admit their feelings) Oh, that's so beautiful!
 * Heather: YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
 * Chris: (chuckles) Woah. Didn't see that one coming. Any who... (yelling) RUN!!!
 * Alejandro: (to Chris) Hey! Where's my prize money? I demand to get what's coming to me! (gets trampled by the other contestants, and is then drowned in lava).
 * Chris: See you next season, I guess.
 * Chris: Al? Can you hear me? We're gonna need you to sign some paperwork that legally absolves the show of your little lava accident.

Alternative Ending Quotes
Chris: And that's a cool million for Heather! The winner of Total... Drama... World Tour!
 * Heather: YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
 * Heather: Wait! Do I get my money or what? (she then sees a giant boulder falling towards her, she screams and starts swimming away from the rock and as the rock goes near her, it goes to the credits)

Trivia

 * Title Reference: The title is a reference to the drink Hawaiian Punch.
 * This is the first episode in Total Drama history to have a scene after the final credits.
 * This is the second episode in the series in which the double elimination takes place over the course of the episode, as the first person is eliminated early on in the episode, and the second is eliminated at the end.
 * The first time was in Jamaica Me Sweat, when Izzy was eliminated in the middle of the episode and DJ was eliminated at the end.
 * The ending of the episode is a direct parody to the ending of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, where Anakin Skywalker gets a new body after being burned, and, upon learning of his wife's death, screams in agony. Likewise, Alejandro screams in despair upon learning that the million dollars was destroyed.
 * Ezekiel falling into the volcano with the money was a reference to The Return of the King, when Gollum falls into the volcano with the ring.
 * The position that Ezekiel is in right before he pounces on Heather, as well as the way he pounces on her, is exactly the same as when he pounced on her in the previous episode.
 * The volcano that appears in this episode is Kilauea Volcano (as mentioned by Chris before he makes an intern give an example of the final challenge).
 * The million dollars is shown in green bills. This either means that the case was full of Canadian $20 bills, or American money was used for the shot. The highest denomination of Canadian bills, the $100, is brown in color.
 * This is the third episode this season to feature a double elimination, and fifth overall.
 * The others are Alien Resurr-eggtion, Top Dog, Jamaica Me Sweat, and Chinese Fake-Out.
 * This is the second time that both members of the elimination were of the same gender and the first time both were boys.
 * The seven items that were dangling above the lava pit from ropes were: A log, a piano, a safe, an anvil, a chair, a cage, and a missile.
 * Of these seven, only the piano, the anvil, the chair, and the missile were not dropped. The log, the safe, and the cage, however, were.
 * As Alejandro is questioning wearing a coconut bra, the beginning of Who You Gonna Root For? can be heard.
 * This is the second episode of the series to have a Star Wars reference. The first is Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan.
 * Gwen is the only member of the final six of Total Drama Island, and the only member of Team Amazon, who doesn't speak.
 * Beth is the only member of the final six of Total Drama Action who doesn't speak either.
 * This is the second season where the winner loses their prize money, making Duncan the only one to have his winning money perfectly intact.
 * This is the first time in the series that the million dollars is actually seen. In all other instances, the case it was contained in was never opened.
 * The boat that Chris and Chef are in at the end of the episode is the same one that was seen in Newf Kids on the Rock and Niagara Brawls, which is actually the Boat of Losers colored green.
 * This is one of the few episodes where no one signs off the episode, as Chris was about to sign out but was interrupted by Ezekiel.
 * Alejandro's helpers are the two girls who have still fallen for his charms, while Heather's helpers are the only two guys who are willing to tolerate her. This also makes the final two "teams" mirror images, gender wise.
 * By the end of this episode, the statuses of Ezekiel, Heather, and Blaineley are unknown. Ezekiel, seen to have survived falling into the volcano, crashed into Chris's boat at high-speed, and was never seen resurfacing after it sank. Heather was last seen swimming away as a massive flaming boulder was about to crush her, and Blaineley, while rolling away from the volcano with the rest of the cast, was not seen in the water with the others later on.
 * Both of Alejandro's helpers were former Killer Grips.
 * Heather has been on at least one team with both of her helpers.
 * This episode is confirmed to have the most injuries overall, with Alejandro and Ezekiel being particularly injured towards the end of the episode.
 * Heather is pelted with golf balls.
 * Tyler is hit in the forehead by a golf ball.
 * Alejandro is shown knocking Cody off the platform, eliminating him. A shark then swallows Cody after he gets knocked off the platform.
 * Sierra repeatedly slams the same shark onto the shore of Hawaii.
 * An intern on the burning platform sank into the shark-infested waters as he was attempting to put out the fire. Later, the same intern was hit by the backsplash of lava as he attempted to demonstrate the challenge.
 * Lindsay punches Tyler in the face.
 * Courtney kicks Harold in the groin.
 * Cody tackles Courtney to stop Alejandro from winning.
 * Heather kicks Alejandro in the groin and slides him off the volcano. Alejandro's ice cube melts and he proceeds to get trampled by the stampeding contestants (even the disabled Blaineley). He gets scorched in lava, which causes him to become almost unable to do anything, and placed in the Drama Machine.
 * Heather and Ezekiel fight for the case near the end. In the alternate ending, she is replaced by Chris.
 * Ezekiel falls in the volcano and gets severely burned. Ezekiel (on fire) then crashes into Chris's boat.
 * The name of the final challenge is a reference to the movie Joe Versus the Volcano.
 * In some US TV listings, this episode is shown to be entitled "Aloha, Finale!"
 * The way the intern was in a complete body cast and wheelchair after being splashed by lava is a striking resemblance to when Cody was similarly disabled in the episode of his Total Drama Island elimination, Paintball Deer Hunter.

Goofs

 * After Heather knees Alejandro in the groin, no objects are in the shot. After the screen goes to the loser's reactions and back to Heather and Alejandro, the ice cube which Alejandro eventually lands on suddenly appears.
 * When everyone is glaring at Alejandro for nearly killing Cody, Eva's mole is on the wrong side.
 * When all the losers are first shown gathered at the top of the volcano, Cody and Lindsay are there, when Cody had been previously shown being behind Heather, and Lindsay had run off due to a trick by Cody.
 * Oddly, when the pineapple signs are discovered, Justin is seen wearing boots identical to Alejandro's, instead of his usual sandals.
 * When the pineapple signs are shown, Beth's badges are missing and Tyler's hair is dry.
 * Geoff has no hat while on the volcano, but he is wearing it once he's back on the beach below.
 * Alejandro couldn't have slid all the way down the path to the bottom, since there was a time where he had to jump across a lava river, which was one of the tasks of the challenge.
 * When Chris has the fan blowing in front of him, his hair is blowing in the opposite direction.
 * In the main ending, after Heather shows up, Alejandro's sacrifice dummy disappears for the rest of the episode.
 * When the $1,000,000 case is zoomed in, it has wheels, but it never had wheels.
 * When Alejandro is running after being submerged in lava, his white undershirt is still white despite his skin and clothes being darkened by the lava.
 * A watch appears on Chris's hand when he mentions it, then disappears as he is done using it.
 * When Ezekiel falls in the volcano, he only has three toes on each foot, instead of four.
 * While at the top of the volcano, Noah's hair is wet and extends past his shoulders, but when Heather throws her sacrifice dummy into the volcano, his hair is dry and only reaches his neck. For the rest of the episode his hair stays wet and shoulder-length.
 * Heather pushes Alejandro onto the ice cube and off the edge of the volcano. This is also where she left her sacrifice. However, it was not seen there.
 * When Heather kicks Alejandro in the groin, his soul patch disappears.
 * In the alternate ending, when Ezekiel appears behind Heather, the cleft in Heather's chin is missing.