User blog:Attackin/Total Drama Champions ep 17: yeti or not here they come!

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Champions we went fishing! Not much really went down but it had plenty of drama. In the end Colette and Mark went home. Will we ever do something more exciting than fishing? Find out now on Total Drama Champions!

The scene cuts to all the contestants sleeping in the forest. Chris and Chef drive up to them in a small car.

Chris: Hey campers wake up!!

All the contestants wake up. Slasher slams his head on a branch and passes out again.

Angelina (groggily): What do you want? Where are we?

Chris: Well it’s your challenge! Today we’re going huntin!

Victoria: Again?

Chris: Thiis one’s different, you all have to catch the illusive Yeti!

Alec: Yetis don’t exist, everyone knows that.

Chris: That’s where you’d be wrong! This yeti was specially created by our good friend professor Hatchet.

Chris gestures towards Chef with a creepy grin.

Victoria (whispering): That’s unsettling.

Angelina: No kidding. So all we have to do is catch the yeti?

Chris: Correct however I decided to add another element to the challenge. Bring him in!

Two scared interns carry in a large cage. They both reluctantly open the cage and out came a teen with a tinfoil hat.

Andrew: What’s going on?! Have I been ubducted?! Well I knew this was bound to happen might as well get it over with.

Andrew starts pulling down his pants.

Chris: NO! Andrew you don’t need to do that!

Andrew: Well what did you want then?

Chris: We want you to start running. Because if you don’t we’ll get Chef here to hunt you down instead.

The camera pans to Chef with a large knife smiling at Andrew. Andrew gulps and runs into the forest. Slasher then regains consciousness.

Angelina: So what does adding a lunatic do?

Chris: It adds strategy, Andrew is an expert on all things supernatural so you either go hunt him or go find the yeti. You guys are all going to go into groups based on gender, Angelina and Victoria vs Slasher and Alec.

Alec: Looks like we’ll have an easy win.

Slasher: Obviously!

They both high-five while Angelina and Victoria glare at them.

Chris: Get going campers or the yeti will come find you!

All the contestants start running of in different directions. Alec and Slasher both continue to run until they eventually get far enough away.

Slasher: So what’s our plan?

Alec: Well obviously we have to win and I think we could easily do that without the help of that one creep.

Slasher: All we have to do is hunt and I dominated that other hunting challenge, this should be no problem!

Suddenly Slasher gets caught in a trap flinging him into a tree. Fang appears behind said tree and starts chasing him.

Slasher: Run Alec run!

'''Slasher: Last challenge I met up with that weird shark, he almost ate me when I made a nice little deal, he helps me eliminate Colette I help him eliminate Alec. It’s a win win! '''

Meanwhile the girls were having a... nicer time as they climb up a mountain.

Victoria: Hey Angie I know this probably isn’t your specialty but do you have some guy advice?

Angelina: While I’ve never had a romantic partner I have study human relationships.

Victoria: Why are you talking like that?

Angelina: I thought it’d make our conversations more interesting.

Victoria: Oh... well do you still have the advice?

Angelina: Quite so! If Alec is trying to pull anything on you, you have to make him nock it off.

Victoria: I know that. it’s just after Colette called him a wuss he seemed... angry...

Angelina: That’s because he was, he probably still is knowing that guy.

Victoria: Probably doesn’t help that he’s with Slasher.

They continue to climb when Alec runs past them. They both look back to see Fang running towards them. Angelina and Victoria start throwing rocks until Fang walks away. They then catch up to Alec to talk.

Victoria: What happened Alec?

Alec: Slasher and I were having a nice peaceful walk when suddenly Slasher got caught in a trap and Fang came out of no where.

Angelina: Hmm, that must mean Chris left traps around the perimeter, obviously it would be too easy to just run around.

Victoria: I say we should stay in our group, if Slasher is still stuck this is our chance to take him out.

Alec: Sounds like a plan!

'''Angelina: We have to beat Slasher if I want even a slight chance at winning. Sure I like Victoria but when push comes to shove I won’t think twice about sacrificing her for my success. '''

While they discussed their plan Slasher was roaming through the forest when he eventually notices Andrew interrogating a lizard.

Andrew: I know you’re working with the lizards in Washington! Admit it!

The lizard crawls into the forest.

Andrew: You can’t run from the truth!

'''Andrew: After Super SlamDown I knew aliens would be my specialty but I thought I could maybe branch out a bit. At this point I only do this stuff to prove my classmate Adrianna wrong, she’s always talking about how dumb my theories are and how I have no evidence! Obviously she’s just being controlled by the aliens! '''

Andrew tries to run after the lizard when Slasher trips him.

Slasher: Hey crazy I found you. Now you have to help me.

Andrew: Fine what are we searching for again? I got sidetracked.

Slasher: We’re hunting a yeti moron now help me find him or I’ll make sure you never leave this forest!

Andrew (scared): Sounds like a good plan. I bet he’s just over here.

Andrew leads Slasher towards a cave.

Andrew: Yetis love hiding in here! Good luck with this, I’m going to go hunt down that lizard person.

Slasher: Not so fast. You have to go down there with me!

Andrew: Why?

Slasher: Because if you don’t I’ll just bring you down in a body bag.

Andrew: Alright let’s go down in that cave!

They start to crawl down into the cave when they notice a lot of bears and a large TV and boomboxes. The TV suddenly turns on.

Chris (whispering): Hey guys, welcome to the first level of the five stages. Now you both have to make it past these bears and survive. Good luck.

Andrew and Slasher both slowly go pass the bears. They get near the door leading to the next stage when the boomboxes started blaring music. All the bears wake up and growl at Slasher and Andrew. The scene cuts to them both covered in scratches panting on the other side of the door.

Andrew: I’m starting to feel happy about getting out first now.

The scene cuts to the others walking towards a large cave.

Victoria: So where should we head now?

Alec: Chris didn’t give us any location to head to so the monster could literally be anywhere!

Angelina: I think Chris may have given us a bigger clue than you two realized!

Angelina point towards large footprints leading towards a large cave.

Alec: Alright, easy win here we come!

They all run into the cave. After a couple seconds you can hear them all scream off screen. They all pass the door and find their second challenge. It’s a long hallway with a TV above the next door, besides that there’s nothing all that strange.

Angelina: This is obviously suspicious!

Alec (sarcastically): Really I thought it looked simple!

Victoria: Alec relax.

Alec: Sorry, I’m just not in the best of moods.

Angelina: Lets talk about this after we’re out of the deathtrap.

They all walk suspiciously down the hall when the TV flashes on.

Chris: Hey guys! In this room we’re going to try out some... “experimental” items. Good luck test subjects!

Angelina: I don’t like the sound of this.

The ceiling above the door opens up to reveal a large robotic minotaur.

Victoria: Wait! That’s not an experimental item! That things from Global Takedown!

Chris: Slasher and Andrew destroyed our robotic squid so you guys will have to deal with sloppy seconds and get past him by any means necessary!

Alec: Ah what?! We have to beat him! Slasher is in the lead! do you guys have any ideas?

Angelina: Nope.

Victoria: I got an idea.

They all huddle together and strategize. Once they’re done planning they turn back towards the minotaur. The minotaur charges towards them when Alec and Angelina dive for his legs. They hold on for dear life. The minotaur gets distracted long enough for Victoria to jump and punch the minotaur’s head. The minotaur backs up and speeds towards them again only to be tripped by Alec and Angelina. Victoria walks up to the beast and slams her foot into its head.

Alec: Victoria that was incredible! How’d you know to do that?

Victoria: It’s basically like beating the minotaur in immortal combat, this guy was way easier though.

Angelina: We have no time for talking! Slasher is already ahead!

Alec: You’re right let’s keep moving!

They all go leave the room and see Andrew lying on the ground sighing and Slasher yelling at a large statue.

Alec: I think Slasher has finally lost it.

Angelina: Maybe the challenge is to yell at the statue.

Victoria: Yea I’m definitely going to sit out of that challenge.

They all walk towards Slasher who turns around.

Alec: Hey Slasher, what are you doing?

Slasher: This statue has been giving me dumb questions!

Angelina: What do you mean by dumb questions?

The statue suddenly comes to life and begins to speak.

Gollum: Hello travelers, to pass you must answer these questions three.

Angelina: And I was wondering if this show could get dumber and then you showed up.

Gollum: Question number one, who rigged the votes to eliminate Jessica?

Victoria: Wait she was eliminated because someone rigged the votes? That definitely isn’t fair!

Gollum: Doesn’t matter, who did it?

Angelina: At the time James definitely wasn’t a big fan of her so I’ll guess him.

Gollum: Correct! Question number two, who was Daisuke’s best friend?

Victoria: Norville, obviously!

Gollum: Question number three, who was almost eliminated unanimously?

Alec: Jenna Mae?

Gollum: Correct, you all may proceed!

Everyone walks pass the gollum when he grabs Andrew and Slasher.

Slasher: What do you want?!

Gollum: You two must answer three new randomly selected questions!

Andrew: No! Anything but more trivia!

The scene cuts to Alec, Victoria and Angelina walking into a small room with water and another TV. The TV flashes on to show Chris.

Chris: Hello again campers! For this one you all must travel underwater to get into the next room. So you’ll all have to swim under and not drown.

Angelina: How hard could it possibly be?

Victoria: Yea, this will be as easy as pie!

Alec: Did you two realize that there’s probably a huge robotic monster under there?!

Angelina (mockingly): Are you afraid scary old Fang will be down there?

Alec: Obviously not, I was just afraid you two may get hurt.

Angelina: Sure.

'''Alec: I just started working with Angelina and I already hate her. She’s lucky Victoria likes her. '''

They all dive into water. Angelina and Victoria swam ahead while Alec swam behind. They continue to swim when a large tentacle grabs Angelina and Victoria. Alec swims away but he looks back and sighs and goes to save them. He swims at top speed towards the squid slamming it hard enough give them some time to escape. They all swim frantically to the surface. They eventually reach the shore and become ecstatic.

Victoria: Alec that was incredible, I didn’t know you were so strong!

Alec (blushing): Well, it wasn’t much really, plus I couldn’t win without you two.

Angelina: Quite impressive Alec, I never expected you to actually help someone else. Good job.

Alec: Thanks. Now we only have two rooms left, Slasher is as good as beaten!

'''Angelina: Apparently my research was definitely off about Alec. I knew he was a mental threat and that he’s romantically involved with Victoria but that was about it. Now he’s slowly moving higher in my threats list. '''

'''Victoria: Angelina and I haven’t won a single independent win yet, I won a team one which is nice but Angie and I have to step up our game! We can’t just rely on people like Alec to carry us through the merge! I can’t believe it took almost dying to realize this. '''

They all walk into the next door. On the other side there’s a surprisingly large room, full of weapons and some sort of meat hanging from the ceiling. In the middle a large man in a mask glaring at them.

Angelina: So far this is probably my least favorite challenge.

Chef: To proceed you must first defeat me in a random form of combat.

Alec: Sounds easy enough, we just have to beat some old middle aged man!

Chef glares and throws a knife right next to Alec’s head terrifying him. Chef then spins a wheel on a wall next to multiple weapons. The wheel spins until it eventually lands on boxing.

Chef: So which one of you punks wants to fight me?

All of them glance at each other in fear when Angelina eventually steps up.

Angelina: I guess I’ll do it.

Alec (skeptically): Really?

Angelina: It should be to hard... right?

Victoria: Good luck!

Chef: I’ll worn ya, my Chef bot is pretty powerful.

Angelina: Chef bot?

A larger robot enters the ring with Angelina and they both put on their gloves. Chef dings the bell and Angelina instantly jabs at the Chef bot but Chef easily dodges and slams Angelina with his fist. She tries to get up when Chef decks her launching her towards the edge of the ring. Chef then rapidly punches her five more times.

Victoria: jeez this is getting pretty intense.

Alec: This is exactly why you or I should’ve done this, Angelina can only help with mental challenges. She’s weak.

Victoria: Don’t say that about our friend.

Alec: I don’t consider her much of a friend.

Angelina hears them and gets up. She’s obviously still weak so Chef takes advantage and runs towards her. He tries to attack when Angelina gives one clean blow to his face causing the robot to crash.

Alec: Wha... how could she have possibly have done that?!

Victoria: Alright Angie I knew you could do it!

Angelina (weakly): Yea thanks guys. Next round I’d like to let you guys know I’m probably not going to be as helpful.

Angelina falls down but gets caught by Victoria. They all walk into the next room, it’s the biggest of the rooms with one large staircase leading to an unseen ceiling.

Angelina: Woah, this is a big room.

Alec: Do we really have to climb these stairs?

Angelina: I don’t see another way up so yea.

Alec groans as they begin their journey to the top. After awhile Slasher and Andrew walk into the final room as well, they’re both exhausted and badly bruised.

Andrew: Which way should we go?

Slasher: We should probably start climbing these stairs, those jerks can’t be too far ahead.

Andrew (sadly): Why’d I agree to do this?

They both begin to climb, it takes them an hour but when they finally reach the top they collapse and see Alec being pined by a yeti.

Slasher (panting): What... are... you doing?

Victoria: Well apparently it’s harder to catch a yeti then we first realized.

Alec: I give up! I give up!

Alec walks back to the others after the  yeti releases him and gets ready for his next opponent.

Andrew: So does anyone want to fight him?

Slasher: Good luck pal!

Slasher pushes Andrew into the ring. The yeti glares at him while Andrew looks at him with full terror. The scene the cuts to The contestants wincing as they hear Andrew’s screams off screen.

Andrew: Please stop doing that! I give! I give!

The yeti throws Andrew at the contestants. They all dodge him causing Andrew to go falling down the stairs.

Slasher: So who’s going next?

Angelina: I just fought a Chef robot I’m not fighting a yeti.

Victoria: I guess I’ll do it!

Victoria enters the ring. The yeti pounces towards her but she dodges the attack and then steps on his back. She grabs his arm and puts it behind his back. Alec and Angelina began to cheer her on while Slasher looked worried.

'''Slasher: if she wins there’s no way I’m staying in! I just need something to distract her... '''

Slasher looks over to Alec and smiles. He readies his hands and then pushes Alec off the ledge of the cliff. Angelina and Victoria were in complete shock, giving the yeti time to subdue Victoria.

Victoria: Fine, I give.

The yeti releases her and lets her go get Alec.

Victoria: I have faith in you Angie!

Angelina: Thanks V.

Slasher: It’s my turn. Hit me with your best short you dumb gorilla!

The yeti snarls and lunges at Slasher decking him hard in the face. Slasher drops to the ground still slightly conscious. The yeti dives on him but is surprised to see Slasher kick him with full force off the ledge. Slasher lays on the ground smiling.

'''Slasher: Hahaha! Yet another win for me! I may have lost some functions of my brain but it was worth it! I wonder which of the losers will be sent home, I’m hoping it’s Victoria! '''

'''Angelina: This definitely isn’t good... '''

The scene cuts to all the campers sitting at the bonfire. Everyone seemed tired and pretty badly beaten especially Slasher and Alec. Alec and Slasher both glare at each other.

Slasher: So you didn’t break a single bone Alec? I usually do better than that, next round I’ll make sure of that.

Alec: We’ll see who breaks who’s leg.

Chris: Shush! It’s time for me to speak. This was a pretty fun day, I think we can all agree with that. Alec and Slasher both have immunity so please get voting!

'''Alec: Sense I can’t vote for Slasher I’m going to have to go with Angelina, sorry not sorry. '''

'''Victoria: Sorry Angie, I really didn’t want to do this. '''

'''Angelina: Who else am I supposed to vote exactly? '''

Chris: And the votes are in and to no ones shock it’s a tie!

Slasher (excited): What kind of exciting challenge do you have in-store?!

Chris: We kinda wasted todays budget on the cave so you guys will just have a small trivia game.

'''Angelina: Sorry to see you go V, nothing personal I’m just too good at trivia! '''

Chris grabs five pieces of paper from and intern and begins to read.

Chris: Who was the first out in Global Takedown?

Angelina: Wait we’re doing trivia for other seasons?!

Chris: Sure are, so who was it?

Victoria: Timothy!

Chris: Correct! Who was the contestant from Super SlamDown with a speech impediment?

Angelina: Thteven!

Chris: Correct, name three super fans of mine from the past couple seasons.

Angelina: Lenny, Sierra and Topher!

Chris: Wrong, someone obviously didn’t watch all of Pahkitew Island.

Angelina: I’m too busy for television!

Victoria: Is it Sierra, Becky and Lenny?

Chris: Correct! What is the name of Jim’s pet?

Victoria: Oh that’s an easy one! It’s Delilah!

Chris: Correct, Victoria you’ve won the tie breaker! Everyone say goodbye to Angelina!

Angelina: But I got SO far too!

Chris: You did, but you’re still a loser!

Alec and Victoria wave while Slasher just frowns at her. Chris then sends Angelina into the sky leaving the final three to glare at each other.

'''Slasher: Final three hu? Not all that surprised, most people here were just chumps! Especially James, that guy thought he was better than what he actually was. Victoria and Alec, nothing too threatening especially with my little friend! '''

'''Victoria: Jeez, this game sucks, every time I befriend someone they get sent home. No matter, I’ll still win this! Alec and I are taking down Slasher no matter what! '''

'''Alec: Man, this game gets better and better! I made it to the final three and I’ve never even been in the bottom two! My only problem is Slasher is definitely going to be a challenge. '''

Chris: Thank god we’re in the final three, these teens are driving me crazy. Anyway what will happen next time? Will Alec and Victoria beat Slasher or will he beat them? Find out next time on Total Drama Champions!

Votes:

Angelina: Victoria and Alec

Victoria: Slasher and Angelina

Bonus clip

The scene opens to Andrew walking around int the forest.

Andrew: Chris? Hello? How am I supposed to get home?!

Andrew sees a bush moving, he slowly walks over. He looks inside the bush to only see a small lizard.

Andrew: Oh, it’s just you.

The lizard then grows into a green version of Andrew.

Lizard: Hello, I’m the human Andrew.

Andrew: I knew you were a lizard person! I can’t wait to prove the world wrong! From this point on I’ll be known as Andrew, the man of truth!

The lizard grabs Andrew and carries him off into the forest while he screams. The scene cuts to black.