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Moon Madness


'''Our first nighttime challenge this season is also the horror challenge. Alejandro is really talented at balancing. '''

'''Hi, Dot here. Today I’m going to be continuing my All-Stars review series with Episode Five, Moon Madness. Hopefully the challenge will be better than all the previous ones!'''

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'''What is it with Chris chuckling during the recaps? Doesn’t he, like, watch his own episodes before recapping them? Every villain except Scott...hmmm...I’m not entirely sure what to call this forced romance. Cott? Scottney? Scourtney? Scurtt?? Speaking of cots, I have the feeling that this episode is gonna send me to the hospital. I nearly had a heart attack after watching the last one. Ewww, Chris is standing on the Flush of Shame. How did he get up there? Giant ladder? Helicopter? Jetpack? '''

'''So we open with Duncan the Delinquent rejecting the prison food. Is that his tooth on the step there? Why is it moving--OH MY IT’S MAL’S EYE. WHAT THE-  '''

'''Why is Mike/Mal just hiding under the stairs of the losers’ cabin? Doesn’t he have, y’know, a place to sleep? Wouldn’t someone notice him?'''

'''Cameron faceplants into his gruel and Mal somehow gets out from under the stairs without anyone noticing. When Mal puts the glasses on Cameron’s face, they break. '''

'''“I can’t believe what I just saw? Or have just seen. No, saw! Either way, I can’t believe it!” '''

'''Better believe it, Zoey. Did you ever take English in highschool? Oh wait, you didn’t go to a regular highschool. You went to Abby’s Flying Fairy School.'''

'''So Sierra thinks she’s invisible for a moment. That’s a creepy thought. Zoey’s completely out of it. Why are they all just eating dinner on the steps and watching Cameron try to put his glasses on? The bugs are gonna eat them all up. '''

'''Alejandro’s nose whistles when he eats? Why didn’t this happen in Chinese Fake-Out? I’m so confused. Is this some new side effect of the robot suit? Everyone eats steak and orange juice. Where are the other villains? Alejandro gets upset and abandons his entire dinner just because Heather’s harassing him. '''

'''This is interesting. What’s Heather gonna do about this new development? Of course Alejandro’s only pretending to have lost interest in her. He’s Alejandro! THAT’S NOT SPANISH, ALEJANDRO. TRY AGAIN. Did he just blow an air kiss at the wall? Nah, that’s just his hand doing its own thing. '''

“I feel like I’m missing something...but what?”  

'''Your sanity? Nope, it’s Scott. That’s the cutest bird I’ve ever seen. I want to keep it. Of course we cut to Boney Island. Scott’s the alpha of this season so far, which is weird because he was only “okay” in ROTI. That’s kind of unfair that he got called back for the challenge. He either got to search through the night and an entire day (and got called back for the nighttime challenge), which is a day more than the others, or he only got to search for a few hours (sunset hours). Either way, he didn’t find the statue. Or he was faking it for the camera. I don’t think so.'''

'''Everyone looks on as Scott lies dying on the ground. Only Courtney cares about him. That’s kind of sweet but a little random. '''

'''This is like the 3rd challenge inspired by ROTI. What about TDI, TDA, or TDWT?? This challenge is the worst. I can’t help but imagine Scott as a donkey wearing a wig now. '''

'''So Chris picks Apocalypse Day to send the campers scurrying around the island like happy little squirrels. Bacon hats? I’m scared now...not. What’s this unusual effect on the wildlife? Will it affect Zoey? Will she finally get character development?? This is exciting. '''

'''CHRIS LITERALLY CHUCKLES EVILLY AFTER LIKE EVERY OTHER SENTENCE. GET A LIFE, DUDE. Cameron looks so handsome without his glasses that I want to dunk myself in Flush of Shame water. Heroic Chumpsters is right. '''

'''Wow, Zoey actually did something. She wasn’t even looking when Mal broke Cam’s glasses. She has eyes on the back of her head, I guess. '''

'''Alejandro points at Heather’s legs for the 30th time and the challenge starts. Cameron just made a big mistake. Wow, I almost felt bad for Zoey there. The campers are just casually sprinting at 15 miles an hour. A tree almost kills Cameron. Cameron, Cameron, Cameron. '''

'''“A blue harvest moon. How fortuitous.”  '''

'''Nobody asked for you to speak, Mal. I thought you didn’t need a blue harvest moon to take control of Mike? I mean, he has the constitution of a peanut soooo…'''

'''Zoey eavesdrops on Mal’s inner thoughts using her psychick (that’s a real word) powers. '''

'''Back to the Villains, yay. Scott needs to comfort himself by restraining Courtney. Heather hides her face from the croc while Alejandro walks ahead. Please stop walking on your hands. '''

'''EWWWW HEATHER WHAT’S HAPPENED TO YOU. Her arms look really weird in this scene. Scott’s the leader of the Vultures. I don’t care what the writers think. Who wrote this episode? I miss Laurie Elliot. I miss Grandma Josephine. I miss Leshawna Jr. Did she ever make it out? '''



'''I’m done with this season already. This challenge is dumb, just like all the others. '''

'''Scott, when did you get to be so awesome? I’d take down a gang of bunnies for you any day. Yes, Mal, Sierra will be fine. She’s always fine. Zoey has superpowers so she should have no problem kicking this fanged duck into the stratosphere. '''

'''Sierra will go insane without Cameron. This is nice.'''

'''So it turns out that the Villains haven’t moved an inch in the last five minutes. Shouldn’t Alejandro be more worried about Scott, who’s getting murdered by rabbits? I love running just as much as you do, Heather. '''

“Maybe she’s part wolf?”

'''That’s not funny. Go study biology, Gwen.  That’s like the first line you’ve spoken since the start of the challenge. I miss TDI Gwen. Cameron looks like a monkey from the side view. His design makes me barf. Why did he blame himself for falling? You don’t need sight to know when someone’s trying to abandon you in the woods. '''

'''Did I just see Slenderman? That’s...okay. The duck is my new favorite character. '''

'''The Villains come across a rope bridge and Gwen verifies her sanity. Of course there’s a beaver there. I love you, Scott. Such high quality jokes.'''

'HEATHER, DID YOU EVEN STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE HE DIDN’T SAVE YOU FROM CERTAIN DEATH BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU?? MAYBE, I DON’T KNOW, HE JUST DIDN’T WANT TO SEE A HUMAN BEING DIE? MAYBE, I DON’T KNOW, HE WAS ACTING ON HIS REFLEXES? JUST THROWING OUT SOME IDEAS.'

'''No, Alejandro, you shouldn’t think like that. Bad idea. You’d be charged for murder if you dropped Heather. How did the beaver get a parachute? Courtney’s mad so beware, Villains. '''

'''I’m not even going to talk about that Gwuncan moment. Duncan and Gwen are two of my favorite characters but I can’t help but barf when I see them right now. So Duncan is aware of Scourtney? Huh.'''

'''Sierra’s Tarzan yodeling made my blood curdle. So Zoey knows that bears are normally evil...that’s good I guess. Why didn’t she just mega-jump across the chasm? Gwen as deer food is a disturbing thought. When the moon curse started did all the nice animals just magically grow fangs? Cartoon logic…'''

'''Sierra just saved her team like Tyler saved Team CiRRRRH in TDWT. '''

'''Yay, the Villains win over the boring Heroes. I hope Mike is voted out for losing the challenge for his team and for TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE, though it’s not like anyone cares.'''

“Wish I was on the Heroes team.”

So you could get voted off?

'''WHAT JUST HAPPENED. D AND G BROKE UP. I HATE THIS SEASON ALREADY. THEY BROKE UP IN LESS THAN 30 SECONDS. TALK IT OVER. SERIOUSLY!! DON’T BREAK UP WITH HIM AND THEN SAY HE TASTES LIKE A SHOE, LOL. NOBODY HAS ANY SENSE ANYMORE. JUST END THIS EPISODE AND VOTE OFF MIKE ALREADY. '''

'''Ohhhhh I see. Cameron wants to get away from Sierra instead of helping his friend who’s in dire need of his assistance. This makes sense. I don’t want Cam to be a Villain. '''

'''So Mike’s not going? Too bad. And thank goodness, this episode is over. Tune in sometime in the future for whatever episode is next!'''