User blog:A-a-ron Key-ser/Total Drama Murder Mystery

Alright so what this blog is a Murder Mystery following the 1st generation of TD.

'''The overall plot is the former campers are supposedly invited back for another season of Total Drama but Chris announces there is no new season, but he brought them back to celebrate with a party. However Chris ends up murdered and the contestants realize they have to fight for their lives to survive.'''

I think this is a fun idea and i will be working on with another user on the wiki by the name of Crazcrazy.

Together we are working on this blog which is full of suprise, sad siuations, Real life issues,  and gore so if you dont like this stuff this isnt for you so there is your disclaimer, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

please dont get mad if your favorite character dosent survive this is merly something for you all to read and enjoy.

Episode 1
Chris: Hello viewing world! This is the most intense season yet of Total Drama! We've brought back 25 fun familiar faces! Let's meet the-

Intern: Um... Mr McClean... I think there's something wrong with the cameras...

Chris: There's nothing wrong with the cameras. Now shut up and don't interrupt me.

Intern: Ok.... Walks away

Chris: Anyway lets see our first returner, welcome......The winner of season 1... Owen!

Owen: Hey man! It's good to be back, haha!

Chris: Good for you ya fart machine. Let's welcome the others...

Noah: Ah this place still smells like crap, good times good time!

Chris: You sure it's not just Owen?

Owen farts

Owen: Oops! Hey little buddy, happy to be back?

Noah: Thrilled.

Chris: Alright next up we got......

Ezekiel: Sup dog, im no longer a feral freak because cartoon logic, eh!

Chris: Good for you loser!

Ezekiel: You don't have to be so rude, eh.

Chris: Just go over there home boy, ok next up we got everyones favorite besties Starts laughing. heh favorites, Katie and Sadie!

Sadie: Oh man, Katie, I'm so excited for this season, aren't you?!

Katie: Yeah! I hope this season will be great!

Chris: Don't you two dare squeal again!

Sadie: Oh Chris, we stopped that. We're still besties, but we don't squeal anymore!

Chris: Well... here's... Tyler!

Tyler tries to do a front flip on the dock but insteads slips and falls in the water

Chris: Some of you may have improved as people... but some just never change.

Noah: Hey, I thought you liked seeing pain. Tyler's here to provide you with it.

Chris: Ok, I do... but Tyler, come on the dock already.

Noah and Owen help him up onto the dock

Tyler: Oh come on Chris, give me a chance! I've been training for this season!

Chris: It really shows... ha. Well we have more contestants to get to.

Eva jumps off the next boat

Eva: Last time I was here... I was backstabbed by my team! This time, no one is getting in my way! I'm winning this!

Katie: Sheesh, someone needs to calm down...

Sadie: Yea, I agree. Like, take a chill pill.

Eva: Don't push it, loser twins!

Duncan: Woah theres only room for one bad dude on this show Duncan jumps off his boat

Eva: Pfft, you think you're intimidating? After seeing you on All Stars, I'm convinced that there's pigeons out there that are harder than you!

Duncan: All Stars was a waste of my time, and all those revenge of the island softies did a number to me but i blew up Chris cottage so yeah im back and im ready to destroy all of you

Chris: Don't remind me about that!

Sadie: Jeez, what's wrong with All Stars? I never watched it, but it can't be that bad?

Katie: It was sooooo bad!

Chris: Yes... that is when we got our worst ratings ever... makes me so mad. Anyway... Courtney!

Courtney: Yeah those losers Mike and Zoey were the finalist and Mike had mutilple Personality Disorder where he thought he was a bad guy but in reality he was a emo who liked breaking things.

Eva: Reminds me of someone I know.

Duncan: Oh can it!

Courtney: Oh great... Duncan's here...

Duncan: Glad to see you too princess.

Courtney: Don't call me that! Duncan: Oh... you know you like it... Courtney: Duncan... um... I-

They start making out

Chris: Get a room you screen hogs! Alright next up here we have the guy who went on another crappier version of this show and won a race competition where the challenges weren't deadly, Geoff.

Geoff: Hey dude! I was glad to be on the Race with my bro Brody! But it's great to be back with my dudes!

Sadie: Am I your dude?

Geoff: Cha dude!

Sadie: Yay!

Chris: Well, nice to see you happy Geoff... with betraying my show! You too Owen and Noah. Anyways, here's Gwen!

Gwen: sigh I don't know why I had to come back here...

Chris: Someone's in a bad mood...

Gwen: Its a long story... ok? I don't want to explain it to anyone... especially you.

Chris: What's wrong? I thought we were friends?

Gwen: Ugh, stop that. I hate you.

Chris: I know thats why i love messing with you kids.

Trent: Shut up and give her a break Trent is seen carrying his guitar in one hand.

Gwen: Oh... Duncan, Courtney and Trent are all here. You just love torturing me with drama, right?

Trent: Gwen... we're still on good terms... right?

Gwen: Well... I'm not mad at you.

Trent: Listen, if you ever need a friend here, you can always count on me.

Chris: Oh cut the sappy crap!

Gwen: Thanks i appreciate it.

Chris: Well... you know who won't appreciate it! Cody!

Gwen: Oh for crying out lou-

Cody: Hey Gwen, its cool! I'm TOTALLY over you! I promise... heh...

Gwen: Can i just go back home?

Chris: NO. You're staying here! No matter what happens.

Ahem. Anyway. Our next contestant is...

Harold: Me!

Duncan: Heh, look, the nerd is back!

Harold: In all your years of bullying me... you neglected to remember one thing... torturing me won't bring your dad back.

Duncan: ...What did you say to me, punk?!

Eva: Oh this is too good.

Courtney: Get him Duncan!

Harold: I said torturing me won't bring your dad back, so you can sit there and bully me all you want il just be happy to know your constantly crying on the inside!

Duncan: Grr, why I outta rearrange your face!

Harold: I calculated the pain you get from your dad leaving you, and it's just 10 times the amount of pleasure you get from bullying me. So is it even worth it for you?

Noah: I'd bet he gets a lot of pleasure from sucking face with Courtney.

Duncan: UGH!

Chris: Ok enough, lets get the rest of you next up Bridgette

Bridgette: Hey guys! What's up!

Geoff: Uh... hi Bridgette...

Bridgette: sigh Geoff...

Noah: What happened to those two...

Courtney: They're having a rough time is all... it's just a lovers' quarrel.

Sadie: I HOPE THEY DON'T BREAK UP!

Katie: That'd be soooo sad!

Chris: Alright whos left?

Heather: I'm here to win, Chris. Nice knowing you almost forgot about me.

Chris: Oh... how could I forget our main source of drama!

Heather: You guys remember back on season one when i read Gwen's diary in front of everybody, boy that was juicy drama!

Gwen: Ugh, go make out with Alejandro! I wouldn't be surprised if he was the only one here that EVER liked you!

Sadie: I like Heather!

Katie: Shush Sadie...

Alejandro: You couldnt be more right!

Heather: Yes, its you! I mean... oh great. It's you.

Noah: Looks like its tea time with sir eel!

Owen: Haha!

Alejandro: I see there's still bumbling buffoons here... but as long as your here Heather... I don't mind.

Noah: Ugh now im glad i didnt last long in World Tour to hear these 2 flirt with each other.

Cody: I really really really missed you Gwen.

Chris: Hey Cody, you know who really missed you?

Sierra: DID SOMEONE SAY CODY?!

Cody: No! No! No no no! NO!

Sierra: Come give me a hug! HEHE! eye twitch

Courtney: Uh... is it just me... or does she seem even more crazy than usual? Didn't know that was possible...

Sierra: I just really missed my cody, haha haha haha haha haha HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!

Cody: Gwen help me!

Gwen: Nah...

Lindsay: Hey everybody

Chris: Lindsay wait until i introduce you.

Lindsay: But Chip! I'm just SOOOO excited! Where's Taylor- I mean, Tyler!

Tyler: Im right here!

Lindsay: Haha, it's Noah!

Noah: Yeah... because I suddenly am super clumsy and wear tacky track suits.

Tyler: Hey!

Lindsay: Oh... I remember now!

Lindsay picks up and hugs Tyler

Chris: It's so cute I might just not puke. Anyway, Izzy!

Izzy randomly falls through the sky

Izzy: Oh my gosh! Hi everyone! Hi Noah! Hi Noah's big head! Hi Eva! Hi Eva's MP3 player!

Eva; Don't touch that!

Izzy: I missed you guys Pulls them into a hug

Noah: You are squeezing my rips...

Eva: Ugh... eh...

Izzy: See, you guys like me! Team E-Scope is finally reunited!

Noah: No Walks off

Chris: Next up,

This... uh... woman. Blaineley!

Blaineley: Hey Chris! I'm gonna win, cause I'm Blainerific!

Chris: Yea... I doubt that... heh...

Here's Justin!

Justin: Hey peasants, ready to bask in my glory again?

Izzy: Eh... you ain't as hot as before... I can't put my finger on it...

Owen: Yea! I agree! You were so beautiful and gorgeous in TDI! Man... those chiseled cheekbones... I mean, gah! You're kinda meh now...

Justin: Well screw you then! If you peasants won't bow down to your beautiful king... that's fine! Because I don't need you!

Justin pulls out a mirror but it breaks when he looks into it

Eva: Heh. Ugly.

Justin: Are you blind?! I am not even close to ugly!

Justin: Pfft. I don't have to take this from the ugliest person here...

Chris: Speaking of ugly, here's Beth!

Lindsay: Ok, that was like sooooo mean of Kris!

Beth: Chris, you are so mean to me, but I just ignore it. Your words don't affect me!

Harold: Yeah! You tell him Beth! they high five

Owen: New romances, am i right?

Izzy: Yeah! You should get with Justin! Haha!

Owen: I don't like Justin! I can't help it that he's... oh so hot...

Justin: You two disgust me.

Noah: and your face disgust's me.

Justin: Lol look in the mirror for once.

Noah: Nice comeback, now lets see if you can bring it to the table, competition wise.

Chris: Ok guys. Shut up, we have two more contestants...

Leshawna: Hey guys whats up!

Chris: The sky, were losing time so just go over there!

DJ: Hey Chris, hey guys! What's up? LeShawna: Hey y'all!(edited)

Chris: Yeah. No one cares at this point. You're the last one here, so we can finally start!

DJ: Aw.

LeShawna: Your attitude is vile! Chris: Follow me to the mess hall everyone! This is where you'll see Chef!(edited)

Blaineley: Yay! The guy I can easily bribe to cheat for me!

Noah: You better not.

Eva: Yeah... I don't like cheaters... I pound their faces in.

Chris: Whatever, anyway heres where i tell you the good news.

Justin: I get more camera time!

Chris: NO!, There will be no competition, this season instead a full two day party to celebrate for some reason, so yeah.

Noah: Uh... you called us for a new season... we come ready to compete... and instead we just party?

Izzy: Seems legit.

Geoff: Yes! Dude, let's party!

Noah: Man i was hoping i could win this time.

Chef: Hey wait a minute? I was told I'd be getting paid for being here!

Chris: Well, make yourself useful and make Party favors.

Cuts to the whole cast of campers partying on the beach

Katie: This is so relaxing!

Eva: Really? I don't think it is! I was lied to! I was going to win!

Izzy: Oh come on Eva! It's time to let loose and have fun!

meanwhile in the corner... Gwen is sitting alone... Trent walks over to her

Trent: So... Gwen... are you ok?

Gwen: I'm fine, really.

Trent: You can tell me anything... it's always helpful to get your thoughts out...

Gwen: Well... I guess if I had to tell someone here... I'd rather it be you...

To tell the truth... my father...

...he's very abusive towards me and my mother...

...sometimes he'll come into my room and hit me...

Trent: Thats messed up...

Gwen: Well... my mother divorced him this year... and I've been struggling with the difficult feelings in all of this...

...but I always had one friend through this hard time...

but...

She committed suicide... she talked to me early that morning... and told me she wasn't feeling well... then they found her in the river...

Trent: That's rough Gwen... I didn't know... I'm here for you...

Gwen: Thanks... but I think I'm going to hide in the bathroom for now. I don't want to talk to anyone right now.

Trent: Ok, I'll be waiting here, if you need me.

LeShawna shoots a smile at him as Gwen walks away

Gwen just keeps walking

Leshawna walks up to Trent

Leshawna: Whats up with her?

Trent: She's just going through a hard time. I hope she'll be alright...

LeShawna: I'm sure she'll be fine, she's one tough cookie. And thanks for watching out for my gurl.

Trent: Heh, no problem LeShawna.

Harold walks over to them and sits down

Harold: Hi LeShawna... I've been thinking about our time together in past seasons...

LeShawna: Oh no... I know where this going...

Harold: And I remember the fun we had... I love you with every fiber in my being! Every cell that makes me up, brims with love every time I look at you!

...but...

...I have come to terms... that it was just not meant to be for us...

LeShawna: Say what?

Harold: I love you, but I respect that you don't want a relationship with me. Imagine what your friends and family would say if someone like you dated... someone like me...

LeShawna: I- wow... Harold I didn't expect this from you! I'm glad you're ok though. I care a lot about you too sugar... but I understand it won't work.

Harold: Thanks for listening to me. See you around LeShawna.

Leshawna: See ya.

Meanwhile Katie is walking to get some punch when she bumps into Noah

Noah: Oh. Hello. What are you doing?

Katie: You don't usually talk to other people, heh... did Izzy put you up to this?

Noah: Surprisingly, no. I'm not too big on parties, and this is the best place to be...

Katie: Well, I was getting fruit punch for me and Sadie!

Noah: Well that's nice of you to bring it to her.

Katie: Yea... heh. Surprised she didn't want to come with me. I think she still has the hots for Justin!

Noah: Surprised people still care about him after Action... thought he lost any credibility he had... heh.

Katie: I know right! They both smile

Izzy pops out of the fruit punch

Izzy: Hey there guys! Do I smell love?

Katie: Um... not sure I want that punch anymore...

Izzy: Why not? I only peed in it once! Haha!

Katie: Ok... ew!

Noah: Izzy. Why?

Izzy: I don't know! I kinda felt like it! Ok, bye! sinks into the punch again

Katie: That was really strange...

Noah: I know... and I'm used to those random moments. They tend to happen when your friends are all like that. points to Eva throwing things at Ezekiel, and Owen eating all the Party favors

Bridgette walks by to grab a drink... they quickly noticed her eyes are red as if she were crying

Katie: Bridgette? Were you crying?

Bridgette: N-no... everything is fine...

Noah: It's about Geoff... isn't it?

Bridgette: ...I don't know what happened to him! He was such a nice guy! Action changed him... but I thought he was fine after that... but I was wrong! He's staring at other girls like some kind of freak! Right in front of me too!

Noah: Oh... well... which girls?

Bridgette: Lindsay and Heather!

Katie: He's been eyeing other girls! Ooh... I would dump him in a heartbeat.

Bridgette: That's not all! He's been especially rude to DJ...

Noah: Weren't they friends before?

Bridgette: A lot changed... well... I've got to go now... see you two... hopefully this party goes better from now on...

Noah and Katie watch as Heather slaps Geoff for staring at her... soon Alejandro comes and a small fight breaks out

Lindsay: Tyler! Would you beat up Jeff if he stared at my butt too?

Tyler: Of course Linds! No one stares at your butt except me! ...wait, I didn't mean it that way!

Lindsay: Oh Tyler, you're so funny!

Tyler: Yeah, heh.

Beth: Hey Lindsay! Hi Tyler! Did you see me stand up to Chris?

Lindsay: Yea! You were so awesome!

Justin: Oh please. Are we really celebrating that? Why don't you celebrate my amazing looks?

Tyler flips a cake into his face

Owen: Aw... I was gonna eat that... can I lick it off your face?

Justin: muffled from the cake NO!

Owen: But im hungry!

Blaineley: sitting, reading a magazine If you eat so much cake, it'll go to your hips.

Lindsay: I think it already went to his hips...

Owen: So i got nothing to lose grabs the cake off Justins face and eats it

Justin: Ew! Ew! Ew! Someone get me to the bathroom!

Blaineley: Sheesh Lindsay, you're right... Owen you need to watch your weight!

Owen: Aw...

Ezekiel: Yo! What's up, eh! It's the cool Z!

Beth: Hi Ezekiel! Are you still mean to women?

Ezekiel: Nah, eh! I'm cool, eh!

Beth: Alright just make sure you tell Eva or you will be dead meat.

Eva: I hate that sexist boy!

Ezekiel: Is she right behind me... eh?

Beth: gulp Yes...

Ezekiel: GAH! I love women, and I respect them, eh!

Eva: I don't think I believe you...

Ezekiel: No! Don't hurt me!

Harold: Woah calm down Eva, he hasnt done anything....yet.

Eva: Fine... but I'll be watching him... if he messes up even once, he'll be dead!

Ezekiel: gulp Eh...

Cody: Hey Trent... I see you were talking to Gwen again... and I thought-

Trent: Leave her alone Cody. She's having a bad time.

Cody: Yeah, and I can make her feel better, with my smooth moves!!!

Trent: Just... stay away from her.

Sierra: jumps on the table Yeah! Stay away from her Cody! You have me!!!

Cody: Go away, I saw you the way you acted in All Stars!

Sierra: We'll have fun together... hehehe... winks

Trent: Ok... that's my cue to leave... walks away

Cody: Im gonna join you tries to walk away but is pulled into a hug by Sierra

Sierra: Let's spend this time together... forever!

Cody: NO!

Sierra: I said...

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Cody: Help.

Alejandro: Hello there ma'am...

Heather: Hey bab- I mean, whatever!

Alejandro: You don't have to push me away... I know you want me... there's nothing wrong with that.

Sadie: Barf.

Heather: I-I don't like you! Get that through your head!

Alejandro: Oh really? Have you forgotten our time at All Stars so quickly?

Sadie: Barf.

Katie: You guys were so cute in All Stars!

Sadie: They made me barf.

Heather: Can you guys go away?

Katie: No, we want to watch!

Alejandro: Chica, we can go somewhere private if you want.

Sadie: Barf.

Heather walks away

Alejandro: Heh, she'll come around. She always does.

Sadie: Barf.

Chef: Hey whippersnappers! Are you enjoying the party?

Geoff: YEAH!

Chef: Well I don't care. Follow me, Chris told me to get you losers...

Noah: Why?

Chef: I don't know! I think he wanted me to make you idiots a feast or something!

Owen: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LeShawna: Um, Gwen's not back yet!

Gwen walks over and stays near the back

LeShawna: Oh, never mind, she's here gurl!

Chef: Good! Then let's get going!

Geoff: Wheres Bridgette?

DJ: She said she doesn't want to talk to you...

Geoff: I don't care! I need her here!

DJ: Why?

Geoff: Because she's my girlfriend! It isn't right that you know where she is and I don't! ...have you and her...?

DJ: N-No! We're friends!

Geoff: I think you're lying!

Chef: Shut up! We have to go already!

Tyler: Where exactly are we going, the Mess Hall?

Chef: Yes! Duh! Now start walking! Or do I have to drag you all there?

Blaineley: If you touch me, I will spam #metoo on Twitter.

Chef: Shut up old hag!

Blaineley: Il have you know im 25.

Chef: Right, and I'm the queen of England!

Blaineley sighs

Noah: As much as I don't want to see his ugly face, can we go to Chris already.

Chef: Yeah! So stop yapping and start walking!

they walk to the mess hall... all the campers sit down and wait for Chris, as Chef goes into the kitchen...

Chef screams!

Katie: What was that?

Beth: I'm scared!

DJ: Let's check on him!

The campers all slowly walk into the kitchen and find Chef balled up in the corner mumbling to himself

Trent: Chef, what did you see?

Chef slowly points to the oven...

Tyler: We got nothing to lose... let's open it!

Inside they find nothing but Chris's head!!!

Beth: Ew! I'm going to be sick...

Geoff: Dude! Chris is dead!

Sadie: I-I'm getting out of here!

Justin: Oh heck no! I'm the most beautiful here, so get me a boat!

everyone starts panicking, as Justin, Sadie, Katie, Cody, Sierra, Beth, Blaineley, Tyler and Lindsay run to the docks to get a boat, the rest Stay in the mess hall and panic

Harold: Wait... The only boats here belonged to us...

So whoever killed Chris...

Noah: Was one of us!

LeShawna: Oh hell naw!

Trent: Those others are in danger!

Harold: Whoever took down Chris, won't take kindly to someone trying to leave this death trap...

Owen runs in circles

LeShawna: We have to stop them!

cut to the docks

Justin: All of you ugly people back up im getting out of here and what ever happens to you all isnt my fault.

Beth: Can I at least get on a boat with you?

Justin: No! I might catch ugliness from you!

Lindsay: crying Tyler... I'm scared!

Tyler: Don't worry Lindsay, I'll protect you! Let's get out of here!

Justin gets into one of the boats

Sadie: I'm coming with you!

Justin closes the entrance before she could get on

Justin: Bye losers! Good luck dyeing!

Beth: No! That was the best boat here, and the only one out here!

Katie: The rest are probably locked away!

the others all rush over

Harold: Who's on that boat?

Sadie: Just Justin...

Harold: Idiot! He's leaving us to die!

Noah: sigh I guess this it...

Eva: When I get my hands on him, he's dead!

Izzy: I knew he was bad news!

Everyone is left in shock and sadness as Justin is seen speeding off in the boat

the episode ends...