User:Jaxswim/Courtney (TDRR)



 Audition Tape Courtney is scowling at the camera in front of a row of lockers, more specifically what seems to be the person behind the camera. She seems to be caught mid-rant, saying, "And of COURSE you just had to go and blow the whole--Wait, it's on?" she asks, suddenly perking up. With a sudden smile on her face and chipper expression, she began the audition. "Hello, casting directors of Camp Drama, my name is Courtney and I'm about to tell you why I should be selected for your show over everybody else. First of all, I have much camp experience. This past summer I was a CIT over at the local camp. Second of all, of course, I'm a natural leader! I really bring virtually everything to the table. Actually I happened to once have the wonderful experience of...um, okay, cut. Cut. Hello? Do you hear me? I said cut." The video kept rolling while Courtney became more and more aggravated. "BRIAN, I--(static)"  Confessional "Well, I have to say, this is an underwhelming experience so far. Pretty much everyone here is either a freak of nature or extremely dumb. I mean, I wasn't expecting my walk to victory to be THIS easy. Other than that... everything sucks. Hello, we're teenagers, not marines! It's basically the same as if we didn't have anything. Our cabins just completely suck. Ours is infested with maggots, rats, and some freaky cross between the two. The food is completely disgusting. It's like if you ate a spoiled waffle and topped it off with... raw... protein powder... (shudders). I just keep myself going because I know when the $100,000 are mine, it'll all be worth it. Oh, and they'll pay for everything they do to me while I'm here. That goes for contestants too! Don't you DARE cross me. You will regret it."