If You Can't Take The Heat...

If You Can't Take The Heat... is the tenth episode of Total Drama Island Season 1.

Recap
With the other campers sleeping, Duncan wakes up and starts doing a few push-ups but stops to sniff, then he sees Harold's used underwear inches from him. Harold denies the underwear is his even though DJ points out his mom sewed his name on them and as Harold leaves to take a shower, Duncan, Geoff and DJ decide to teach Harold a lesson.

Later, Chris tells the assembled campers that the challenge for the teams will be to cook a three course meal, with each team having a master chef, and serve it to Chris for tasting and judging. Geoff suggests an Italian themed meal for his team and he is nominated to be the chef for them. Heather nominates herself as chef for the team and in the confessional booth, Heather says she had to take the leadership role as everybody else on her team are pretty useless.

The Killer Bass team split up into three teams of two though Courtney is reluctant to work with Duncan and rants about Duncan's bad traits in the confessional booth. Back in the guy's cabin, Geoff secretly picks up one of Harold's used briefs with a stick before going back to the kitchen and signaling DJ, who deliberately spills a bucket of water on Harold. Harold says "Smooth move, Dorkahontas." and Geoff says Harold better change. He heads back to the cabin to change while the team struggles to get their meal made with LeShawna and Heather clashing over what is to be made. Back in the guy's cabin, Harold digs out a skimpy pair of thong underwear to change into.

Elsewhere, Owen is bringing a crate of oranges back to the kitchen when he bumps into Heather making him wobble, steps on a orange and slips on a couple of more oranges, gasping. Heather declares Owen to go back to the truck and bring more oranges. While Owen is getting the oranges, he accidentally attracts bees in a nearby hive above him. Back in the Killer Bass kitchen, Geoff tries to make small talk with Bridgette but fails miserably. In the Gophers kitchen, Owen, covered in red welts from the bees, enters and tosses the crate of oranges in Trent's direction with the crate knocking Trent to the floor.

In the confessional, Heather says everything is going perfectly despite Owen getting stung by the bees and Trent being unable to continue due to his concussion.

Back in the Bass kitchen, Duncan and Courtney quibble but are interrupted by Harold entering wearing his thong underwear with nothing over them and wanting to know who took all of his shorts. After Chris pops in to remind them they have three hours left to prepare the meal, LeShawna and Heather soon start fighting again. Elsewhere, Harold is told by the guys to go back to the cabin for a pair of underwear and shorts but is unaware the guys have soaked the underwear with hot sauce and plunges into the lake shortly afterwards.

Shortly thereafter, Heather, in a confessional, describes talking to Lindsay as something similar to talking to an eggplant. In the kitchen, Heather shows Lindsay and Gwen how to make a flambee desert but her attempt results in the dessert being badly burned and Heather's eyebrows burned away. Heather and LeShawna argue some more with LeShawna, in a confessional, vowing that someone has to teach Heather a lesson.

Elsewhere, Harold enters the kitchen wearing pajamas but still refuses to acknowledge leaving his underwear around the cabin. Harold takes a bite out of a sandwich offered to him by Geoff and discovers his underwear in the sandwich and Geoff says they'll return his clothes when Harold admits to what he's been doing.

Outside, Owen, sent by Heather to get her make-up bag, steps on a rake while trying to avoid the bees, falls down and gets stung repeatedly by the bees. A few minutes later, Owen, swollen and bloated from stings, tosses the bag in Heather's direction but LeShawna intercepts it. The bag is tossed in the walk-in freezer and when Heather runs in after it, the women close the door behind her and lock her inside.

In the Bass kitchen, Courtney and Duncan continue to argue and even throw food at each other. In a confessional, Duncan says Courtney drives him crazy and he digs that in a woman. In her own confessional, Courtney dismisses the idea that she and Duncan are attracted to each other at some length.

A short time later, Chris prepares to judge the meals with Beth setting the idol she took from Bony Island on the table during preparations. Owen is told by his Gopher team mates to guard the food before it is served even as Heather continues to shiver in the freezer. Owen's hunger overwhelms his thinking and he wind up devouring most of the rib platter.

Elsewhere, Chris gives the meal prepared by the Bass a score of fifteen. However, the Gophers meal elicits a score of two points for the little scrap of ribs Chris eats which leaves the score fifteen to eleven for the Bass at that point. The Bass dessert earns six points and the Gophers dessert nearly results in Chris choking to death. A moment or so later, Lindsay remembers they left Heather locked in the freezer and runs off to let her out. Heather enters, blue from head to toe, and Chris announces the Bass team win the challenge twenty one to twelve. Heather notices the idol on the table and Chris points out that Beth shouldn't have taken it from the deadliest island in Muskoka. Chris goes on to say the Bass win a five star dinner under the stars as their reward.

The Gophers mull over who they will vote off that night with Heather telling Lindsay she has to vote with her and to never side with LeShawna against her again. In confessionals, Heather says choosing someone to vote for is difficult with so many losers to choose from, Lindsay laughs over locking Heather in the freezer and Heather and Owen are shown voting for Beth.

At the campfire ceremony, it comes down to Beth and Heather for the final marshmallow with Beth being sent to the Boat of Losers.

The next day, Harold wakes up naked and at the boat dock and says he'll never leave his underwear around again like before. With that, he gets his shorts back and runs for the cabin to get dressed.

Cast

 * Gwen, Trent, and Sadie appear, but have no lines.

Quotes

 * Heather: (in confessional) I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak...and really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless.


 * (in the Confessional) Courtney: (about Duncan) He's totally unmotivated! And he never washes his hands! He so obnoxious! (the tape fast forwards) Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool. (the tape fast forwards again) People like that are so annoying! I mean, honestly! Who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair!


 * (Geoff tastes the sauce then walks by Bridgette and DJ) DJ: I think he digs you. Bridgette: Maybe. He is kinda cute. Geoff: You know, you look good when your cookin dinner, kind of like my friend Evan's really hot mom.


 * Heather: (in the cofessional) Things are going perfectly, except for Owen's hornet stings and Trent's concussion which means he's out of todays challenge. But still, this challenge is totally ours. (slaps hand on forehead)
 * Courtney: Careful your big paws don't mash the pastry. Duncan: Careful your uptight butt doesn't curdle the custard.


 * Harold: (when he puts on the underwear full of hot sauce) My biscuits are burning!


 * Heather: (in confessional, referring to talking to Lindsay) It's like talking to an eggplant.


 * Harold: (walks into the kitchen wearing pajamas) This is all I've got left. So if you sickos want to see me buck naked, hit me with your best shot. Duncan: Well stop leaving your butt bags all over the cabin and we'll back off. Harold: I told you it wasn't me! Duncan: Well, I tried.


 * Lindsay: (after locking Heather in freezer) Do you think Heather's really mad at us? Heather: (as dents start appearing on freezer door) I will destroy you! LeShawna: She'll get over it. Girl needs to learn how to chill.


 * Courtney: You are such a slob. They all have to have the same amount of custard. Duncan: Oh relax, they're fine, you know you'd be a lot more fun without that pole up your butt. Courtney: I'm like the most easy going person I know. Duncan: Oh yeah, you're totally laid back. (squirts custard on Courtney's face) Courtney: Ugh!!! (throws a bowl of custard on Duncan's face) (in confessional) Duncan: Man that girl creases me. I dig that in a chick. Courtney: Duncan and Me? Right! As if! I'm so sure! Not in a million years! Please, when pigs fly. LeShawna: (from outside) Yo! You still busy protestin' in there or can someone else have a turn?! Courtney: Like I was saying, not gonna happen.


 * Chris: The Bass win 21 to 12 and its not just 'cause I almost died. The ribs sucked, too.


 * LeShawna: (looking up at the sky) Dear curse, please hit Heather next. And if possible, hit her upside the head!


 * Heather: (to Lindsay) Oh, and if you ever team up with Leshawna against me again, I'll cut off all your hair while you're sleeping.


 * (in the confessional) Heather: Today's vote was really hard, but only because there were so many annoying people to choose from. Lindsay: I can't believe we locked her in the fridge! That was so cool! She's not going to see this, is she? Heather: LeShawna is a royal pain in the butt and Owen completely screwed up everything for us! Lindsay: Her eyebrows look so bad. I'd kind of like to vote Heather off but.... Heather: I voted for Beth. Owen: (burp-talks) Beth.


 * Chris: You might want to burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes. LeShawna: Cool! Will Chef give us some sage? Chris: Nope! So good luck with that.


 * (Harold wakes up naked at the Dock of Shame) All girls: Good Morning, Harold.


 * Duncan: So, learned your lesson, yet? Harold: Yes! Ok! Yes! Geoff: We're going to need more than that, man! Harold: I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again! I swear!