User:Raised By Wolves/Host Rankings

6. Chris - The Host With The Most Sadism
What is with this guy? Why does he like watching teenagers get hurt? It's like he's some sort of bondage loving creep. He has no personality other than the fact that he's a sadist and he's rich. That's it. I'll admit, in TDI he wasn't even that bad, but in TDROTI, oh boy, he took some serious hits in the sadism department. He reached a peak of horrendous-ness in TDAS, I wanted to yell at him. You can actually track his sadism through what happens to him at the end of each season. In TDI, he wasn't that bad so all they did was throw him and Chef in the lake. In TDA, he got worse, but still nothing bad happened to him - they aired some embarrassing clips of him in the finale which showed that his hair is actually a wig (cue fangirls fading) and showed him naked (cue fangirls squeeing). In TDWT, his beloved Jumbo Jet with all of his stuff inside was destroyed by Sierra. In ROTI, he was arrested, since that's when he started to get really bad. In TDAS, when he became extra sadistic with a side of masochism, his beloved island sunk, and earlier in the season his home was blown up. In TDPI, his punishment came a little early, which was that Scarlett pretty much destroyed Pahkitew Island. Not that bad but don't forget that Chris wasn't so bad in this season, at least not TDROTI/TDAS bad. Best episode: Mutiny On The Soundstage. Screentime: A lot...? Idk, he's the host, so... Favorite ship: none lol because "Chef isn't really Chris' type" - Sierra.

5. Bridgette - The Only Nice TV Host
Overall, I'm not really feeling Bridgette as a host. But by all means she's still a million times better than Cruel Chris, and she did make for some decent viewing in the World Tour aftermaths. Also, when TDA announced the beginning of the Aftermaths, I wasn't really interested until I found out one of my favorite characters, Bridgette, was going to be hosting! I'm glad that, since the writers obviously used up Geoff and Bridgette, they gave the two a new role instead of pushing them to the sidelines like Katie, Sadie, Eva and Ezekiel. Best episode: Aftermath I: Bridgette Over Troubled Waters. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette

4. Don - When You Hear His Name, You Think of Dawn
It's not that Don is a bad host. That's not why he's #4 on this list instead of higher. I actually found him pretty funny ("Jeez, what are they giving thanks for?!" - Don on Icelandic Thanksgiving). It's just that he hasn't gotten much screentime, so if Ridonculous Race gets a sequel he may be higher on this list (but I doubt it). Of course they tried to make a host who was good looking like Chris and they crammed it down our throats by giving him a tiny swimsuit scene and like two or three scenes with him in the nude. Best episode: Hello and Dubai. Favorite ship: None.

3. Geoff - Have No Fear, Captain Hollywood Is Here!
Geoff was great as a contestant in TDI, but even better as an Aftermath show host in TDA/TDWT! His whole Captain Hollywood phase in TDA was an excellent, dramatic addition to his relationship with Bridgette, and of course to TDA Aftermaths in general. His attitude and animosity toward Blaineley in TDWT was hilarious, especially when it came to Bridgette and his unrequited love for her lips on his. The way he finally empties out all his revenge on Blaineley in Aftermath III was beyond funny, I had to replay "Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley" two times to actually hear it, because it was too dang funny! Best episode: Aftermath III: After Mayhem. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette

2. Blaineley - Vicious and Blainerific
Back in Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special, we didn't think much of Blaineley or Josh. And we didn't give them a single thought...until Aftermath I: Bridgette Over Troubled Waters rolled around. Most people hate her for one reason or the other, but I never hated her - she's hilarious! She constantly talks like a TV talk show host, which is very unique, and the twist in which she entered the game was also unexpected. Too bad she was eliminated after only two episodes. I'd say she was fodder, but not really - she tied with Courtney. I guess you could make her sound like she's good at the game by saying "She got to the final 6" lol. Don't forget she also gave us one of World Tour's most catchy songs - Blainerific! Best episode: Aftermath II: Revenge of the Telethon. Favorite ship: BlaineleyxOwen

1. Chef Hatchet - Chris' Partner In Crime
Ah, Chef Hatchet. I always loved challenges where Chef was involved - Basic Straining, Hide and Be Sneaky, Are We There Yeti, Grand Chef Auto, Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan...he makes the show better. His voice actor is excellent by the way. His laugh MAKES me laugh! The things they reveal about him trying to make him mysterious make him just wayyy better. Even in moments where he doesn't say anything - he just reacts, even those moments are to die for, like in Brunch of Disgustingness when everyone's throwing up and it cuts to Chef holding a mop and looking left and right going "FML...", too funny. My favorite Chef moment overall is in Hide and Be Sneaky when he and Izzy have that fight and he goes chasing Izzy. You can also see him start to respect some of the contestants (Gwen in Basic Straining and LeShawna in Hide and Be Sneaky), and his rivalry with Izzy never gets old (and they don't intend on it getting old - see the end of Finders Creepers). Best episode: Hide and Be Sneaky. Screentime: Not enough! Favorite ship: Ew none lol