User blog:Neko-naito/Coming to you soon...

The world's most beloved acting family, even more so than the Cyruses or the Jacksons, Nalyd, Musou, and Neko Renrut bring to you a classic produced by the same directors that brought you The Nalyd King, Musou-lan, and Meet the Renruts.

Musou and the Nalyd is a story about a young girl named Musou who lives on an island country and is very bored living in small town where everyone does the exact same thing every day. When a man named Jax decides that he wants nothing more in life other than himself than Musou as his wife, he proposes to her and she turns him down. (Causing him to sing a song about himself at a bar later on.) Musou's inventor father, Addict, heads out to the woods and gets attacked by angry camels, causing him to attempt to stay in a castle, where he meets CD-TDA, a talking teapot, TDF, a walking candlestick, and Gary, an uptight clock. All is well until a roar is heard above Addict, and the master of the castle, Nalyd reveals himself to be extremely pale because of a spell. Nalyd keeps Addict prisoner, until Musou meets Jax coming out of the woods, wearing her father's scarf. She goes into the woods and discovers the castle, and enters cause Nalyd left it unlocked, again through the door. Musou's selfless nature forces her to switch places with her dad, so she is now prisoner and Addict is free. After this, we see Jax sing some ego songs, and then TDF gives Musou an entire meal FOR FREE. During dinner we meet Neko, an enchanted teacup and Ale, a wardrobe with sass. Musou and Nalyd slowly begin to fall in love, but when Jax becomes determined to make Musou his wife, will it work? (Nope.) And will Musou and Nalyd's love be strong enough to survive any spell. (What do you think?) Find out when Musou and the Nalyd comes into theaters on 7/7/77!

''Disclaimer: This is not a real movie, nor will it ever be. In fact, we'll be lucky if we don't get sued for ripping off of Disney.''

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Yeah, I know. There's been a lot of tensions between the users recently, as you all know. I was hoping that maybe this would make a few of you chuckle and help you feel a bit better if you're upset. But man, was this fun to write. xDDD