User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama World Domination Audition Tapes

Micah
Micah: *breathing heavily and holding a trophy* Guys, I just won my third consecutive disco competition. I'm going to get $250, in CASH! I'm rich. The odds of me winning were 12to1, but I still won. My competitors will writhe in agony, never standing from the ashes of their loss *laughs maniacally*. Okay, I'm gonna stop being weird now. What was the point of this again? Oh yeah, so I can audition for Total Drama. I really want to be on TD, because... Can't wait to see you guys on Total Drama, if I get chosen. Wait, of course, I'll get chosen. Okay, that sounds arrogant. I'm not arrogant btw.
 * 1) I'm charismatic
 * 2) I can dance!
 * 3) I like people.
 * 4) I can dance!
 * 5) I'm funny!
 * 6) Did I already say I could dance?

Creepy Jazzy Dude: Hey loser, Disco is so 80's.

Micah: Your face is so 80's! Ha-ha, that was a good diss. I can't believe I got that on camera, this is so awesome. Sayonara peepz.

Marina
Marina: Hi guys, I am Marina. The Pop Idol. You might know me from my various appearances on American Idol, you might not actually, I think my audition was cut every time, but, whatever, I really want to be on Total Drama because my fans will love seeing my 6th appearance on Tv. I'll probably make it far, that's what my mom said. But, hey it's not just my mom who encourages me, my loyal fans do too. Speaking of that, I'm going to open some fan mail! *reading the first one* 'Hey Marina, no offense, but you sound like a dying cow everytime you sing. Not throwing any shade, but you are low-key tone deaf?'. Okay let me read another one, 'b***, you need to calm the f*** down, you need some help or some milk. Okay, okay, I'm going to stop now, fan mail is meant to be from fans, these people don't sound like fans. I'm ranting aren't I. Well thanks for watching my audition tape, bye.

(wip)