User:Rainbowderp01/TDA Aftermath II: Forgive and For Gwen (Transcript)

[Aftermath theme]

Izzy: You'll see my star on the Walk of Fame. Mark my words! Mark them!

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Chef: Dead girl walking!

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DJ: I'm gonna do what I should've done long ago! Make mama proud. I'm voting myself off!

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Izzy: ¿Por qué?

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[ Theme song ]

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[Aftermath theme]

[audience cheers]

Geoff: Yo, everyone! Ha ha. I'm Geoff.

Bridgette: And I'm Bridgette. Great to have you back for another super juicy episode of The Aftermath, where we'll be dishing the dirt on Total. Drama. Action!

[audience cheers]

Bridgette: Wow, there's a lot of love out there, eh, Geoff?

Geoff: No doubt, Bridge.

Bridgette: I wish today could be all about the love, but [sighs] there's always some haters, too.

Geoff: We may see some of those dudes on today's show. 'Cause we've got Gwen here! And DJ!

Bridgette: We've also got our friends from first season joining us here in the V.I.P section. Katie and Sadie, Cody, Noah, Ezekiel, Eva, Courtney, and Tyler!

[audience cheers]

Bridgette: And we've got Trent and Izzy here too!

[more cheering]

Katie: Hi, Trent! We're so happy you're here!

Sadie: I won the thumb war to say hi from us.

[man shouting over earpiece]

Bridgette: He's what? That is so not cool. So, there have been three pretty shocking eliminations since we last saw you. Anything you would like to comment on, Courtney?

Courtney: My lawyer has advised me not to at this time.

Bridgette: Wow. [chuckles] So we've also lost Izzy A.K.A E-Scope A.K.A. Explosivo again, but since she's already been a guest, she won't take the hot seat today. So, some pretty insane things on the show. The prison movie, the hospital drama, haunted set.

Geoff: The disaster movie and war flick.

[men cheer]

Bridgette: Wow. Guess you guys are into terror and destruction. I was freaking. I was almost glad I was booted off the show. I would not have made it through prison food day. Mm-mm.

Geoff: Me? I've got a stomach of steel.

[audience laughs]

Bridgette: Oh, you can't tell me you'd've wanted to go through what Owen did. A busted up jaw?! Ouch!

Geoff: Oh, true that. But we've got loads more wicked bad moments of pain coming up! Rad hits like you've never seen! Time for... That's Gonna Leave a Mark!

[That's Gonna Leave a Mark theme]

[military march music]

[audience laughing]

Leshawna: [whistles]

[clank]

[audience gasps, then laughs]

Bridgette: [hushed] You can't just leave me out here alone like that on live TV.

Geoff: I-I saw my hair on the monitor, Bridge. There were like, seven strands out of place. Looked like I'd never met a blow dryer when, [chuckles], in fact, we're very good friends.

Bridgette: [chuckles] Oh, better friends than you are with your girlfriend?

[audience gasps]

Trent: So uh, guys? That was one great montage of ouch!

Geoff: Uh, it sure was, Trent! Ha ha. Did you see Owen go down like a sack of honey glazed hams? Whoo! Check it.

[military march continues]

Bridgette: Oh, his poor jaw is headed left and right at the same time.

Geoff: Hilarious! I'm pretty sure your leg is not supposed to go in that direction. But here's my fave. Check out DJ fainting. Now that's what panic looks like, people!

[audience cheers]

Bridgette: How about we check in on DJ and see how he's holding up.

Gwen: They're gonna skewer me out there, DJ! They're gonna make me into a Gwen-kabob!

DJ: I'd tell you that it'll be okay, but I'm not gonna lie. My mama's here today and I promised I'd never fib again. So yeah, you're probably dead. Hi, mama!

Gwen: That thing's on? Hey, everyone. I'm Gwen, and I'm a nice person.

[audience jeers]

Bridgette: Before we bring out our first guest, let's take a look at his journey on the show. [hushed] A touch up? You spent six hours in makeup, I took ten minutes!

Geoff: My nose was shining. I needed powder.

Bridgette: [scoffs] It'd be nice to get a real man out here.

Geoff: DJ started out as a strong contender in this season.

Bridgette: With a soft spot.

Geoff: Oh, yeah. That's a real man, Bridge.

Bridgette: But when Chef secretly took him under his wing, making a deal to split the cool mil if they won...

Geoff: Things got dicey for our man.

Bridgette: Happily for the rest of the cast, DJ had a thing or two to teach Chef about cooking actual food.

Geoff: But ultimately, DJ's conscience had something to teach him, too, leading to his dramatic exit.

[audience cheers]

Geoff: Our guest doesn't eat dolphin dogs, does a heck of a ribbon dance, and once thought he caught a pepperoni disease, welcome DJ!

[audience cheers, theme plays]

DJ: Hey, everybody. What's up? [smooch]

Bridgette: So DJ, how are you feeling after everything?

Geoff: What kind of a question is that?! Dude lost a million bucks.

DJ: Hey, but I have my integrity. And that's worth more.

Geoff: Oh, come on! That is total bull! Am I right, dudes?!

Katie: Do we clap if we agree or disagree?

Ezekiel: [clapping]

Geoff: Thank you, homeschool. Glad someone's keeping real. The rest of you are full of it. Ha ha. And you know what we do to liars! That's right! It's Truth or Anvil!

[audience cheers]

[clang]

DJ: Mama?

Bridgette: Geoff, it's Truth or ''Hammer. ''What happened to the hammer?

Geoff: The producers thought an anvil would add more drama.