Aftermath Aftermayhem

'''After one co-host forces another into doing a world tour of Total Drama fan countries, the third host becomes fed up. The three new guests join the peanut gallery, where five of them get the opportunity to re-join the competition. However, one lucky co-host ends up joining instead.'''

Recap
The episode starts with Geoff announcing that Blaineley is finally doing her job and traveling around the world. He wonders where Bridgette is, but then Blaineley comes in and it is revealed she sent Bridgette instead. Bridgette is then shown in Siberia, where she and some interns are enduring a blizzard and a bear. Geoff promises he will get Bridgette back and swears revenge, then leaves the stage. Blaineley then brings out Noah, Gwen and Tyler. Tyler swings in on a rope and is severely injured. Blaineley then shows the That's Gonna Leave a Mark segment. Bridgette is shown again, prompting Geoff to rush back on stage. Blaineley was supposed to meet one of her biggest fans, but because she had Bridgette go instead, the fan is angry and wants them to sing a song about Blaineley. Geoff then sings Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley, a song insulting Blaineley.

Blaineley announces that one of the losers will get another chance at the million dollars in the Total Drama Second Chance Challenge. Five will be selected to compete. Each of the losers is given a can of peanuts, five of which contain Chris heads. Lindsay, Beth, Noah, Tyler, and LeShawna get to move on to the next round, which is a giant board game. Contestants must roll giant die and complete mini-challenges to move on. Just before they start, Geoff shows some clips of Blaineley in the green room, revealing that she is very gross. Blaineley tries to cover up, saying that the clip wasn't real, but no one buys it. She starts trying to rush the game through, and Geoff then realizes that if they don't end the show on time, Blaineley doesn't get paid. He then tries to slow down the game, while Blaineley rushes them. Lindsay then rolls the die, and lands on the Owen square; her challenge is to eat two peppers and drink milk while watching funny clips of the show and not squirt it out her nose. The clips are all of Tyler getting hurt, and Lindsay doesn't laugh, saying she "never laughs at boyfriends". It is then Tyler's turn. Due to his injuries, Trent has to push him around in a wheelchair. When he lands on the Sweden square, it is revealed to be a booby-trap and he falls through the floor. Noah takes his turn, and his challenge is to dodge lasers while standing on his square, and if he breaks contact from the square, face-hugging aliens from The Ex-Files will attack him. Noah ends up losing the challenge, and he is attacked by the aliens. It is then LeShawna's turn, and she is forced to fight a kangaroo. She is almost immediately knocked out, only for Harold to try to fight the kangaroo for her. He is also knocked out. Beth then rolls, and her challenge is to come up with a haiku about one of Heather's positive attributes. She succeeds, and moves onto the next round with Lindsay. Lindsay's second challenge is to balance some of Chef's Swedish meatball's on her nose for at least three seconds. She does this, however, before Geoff even tells her what the challenge is. Beth then rolls to the last space, and her challenge is to catch an intern dressed up like Jack the Ripper and bring him to one of the British Guards in I see London... While she is doing this, Bridgette is then shown again, treating the paw of the bear that attacked them earlier. She says she can't leave "Bruno" until he is healed. Geoff is against this, but is unable to stop it, and instead swears revenge on Blaineley, which she ignores.

Beth catches the intern and is asked the question, "What is the name of Duncan's London based punk band?" Blaineley rushes Beth, and tells her the answer. Geoff then tells Blaineley that whoever answers the question correctly wins, and Blaineley is now in the game. She is against this, but she is captured by three interns. Geoff is thrilled that she is leaving, then tells the audience that the next episode will be at the secret finale location. He then signs off the episode as Blaineley is reluctantly dragged off.

Cast
Eva, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Izzy, and DJ appear but do not speak in this episode.

Quotes
(peanut gallery waves) Geoff: And get this, our own obnoxious self-centered rude reporter Blaineley is finally roving! Way far from here! (audience cheers loudly) Geoff: Yes, Blaineley's off to a Total Drama tour to potential new franchise locations and she's meeting with one Total Drama super-fan contest winner in each country! Stay tuned, 'cause apparently this super-fan is Blaineley-obsessed! Wow, never thought I'd say that. Take it away, Bridge. (Geoff points to where Bridgette is supposed to make her entrance, but a janitor scratching his butt is seen instead) Geoff: (scratches head) Where's my tofu angel at!? Blaineley: Here's a hint, they eat a lot of red meat there! Blaineley: True, but not very positive. Beth: Um... webbed toes for faster swimming. (gasp) She's fast in water!
 * Geoff: Attention, Total Drama fanatics! Forget the aftermath, this is Total Drama Aftermayhem! I'm your co-host Geoff and this...is weird because Bridgette's supposed to meet me up here, but maybe she's gonna surprise me! Makes sense? This whole show is full of mega-surprises! But first, no one's gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts, the peanut gallery!
 * Geoff: Must resist urge to murder!
 * Geoff: My mom always said, if you can burp and fart at the same time, you have no soul.
 * Beth: Heather has ten toes.
 * Blaineley: I have no chance! They're going to edit me into some shrill, rude, petty monster.

Trivia

 * It is revealed that Blaineley's real name is "Mildred" in this episode.
 * Both the guard that the teams had to strip in I See London..., as well as Jack the Ripper (this time played by an intern) make an appearance in this episode.
 * This is the third Aftermath episode to feature a challenge. The first was The Aftermath: IV, and the second was Aftermath: Revenge Of The Telethon
 * This is the second time Beth has competed in the challenge.
 * In The Aftermath IV, Duncan and Beth competed, in Aftermath:Revenge of the Telethon, Izzy/Brainzilla competed, and in this aftermath, Lindsay, Leshawna, Noah, Harold, and Beth competed.
 * This is the first Aftermath episode to have only one song.
 * This is the second Aftermath episode in which the "special guests" aren't even interviewed. The first was Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon.
 * Another band name is revealed in this episode, Duncan's band, called "De Schnitzel Kickers," this is the third band name revealed in the series, the other two being, The Drama Brothers, and The A-Type Psychotic Crazies, which is Trent, Justin, Cody and Harold's band and Courtney's bands respectively.
 * This is the first TDWT Aftermath without Total Drama Fugitives due to Duncan and Ezekiel were found.
 * This is the first time in Total Drama History that contestants that didnt qualify for a season were given the chance to compete their way on the game

Goofs

 * Bridgette is seen eating pepperoni pizza even though she is a vegetarian.