User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Super Slamdown Audition Tapes - 22nd to 11th place

Andrew: Was that a creak at the door? The stories were real; the end of the world is near! Oh, sorry I’m Andrew and I will probably be the smartest person on the show because I actually know about things like zombie apocalypses, the end of the world, atomic bombs. Anyway, yeah I’m... did the camera flash, are the aliens here?

Joel: Howdy parents. My name is Joel and I know a bit about surviving anywhere. I’s raised in a barn where I had to pick my way out of outhouses and jump outta’ burning buildings. Watch out town-people because Joel is here.

Zack: Is the camera rolling? Cool. My name is like Zack and I wanna be on Total Drama because I think it needs somebody like me. My mom said I should join because I need to make some friends but in all honesty I’m just doing it because my dad will probably kick me out if I don’t.

Thteven: Hi I’m Thteven. I was born with a lithp. I canshh pronoucsh many wordsh but if I win I couldsh getsh private leshons to improvesh! All of the othersh peoplesh better wash out becaush Thteven is on his way!

Carmen: Hi everybody! My name is Carmen and I love to dance! And a prize would be nice too. I’m gonna be dancing my way through the competition like I did back in my middle school prom. I cannot wait to meet everybody. Hashtag smiley face!

<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Agatha: (wait till she is eliminated again) 

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Ben: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Oh crap. You’ll have to wait, I’m reading. Anyway, I’m always reading so let me just tell you. My name is Ben. And if I win the competition I will be painting the skies with my '''imagination! '''Okay, I’m done now. Back to reading.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Khione: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Hello, I am Khione and. Sorry can I just stop you there, the camera angle is really stressing me out can you move it about 32.5 degrees? Okay, let’s start, I am Khione and I really want to win Total Drama so that I can prove anyone can win Total Drama especially if you have a keen eye.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Abbey: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">My name is Abbey and I really want to get onto the show so I can win. I have really good observational skills. Camera man, I can tell that you are 13, was born in October and you love your sister. (Camera man: That’s obvious Abbey, I’m your brother.) Shut up Cole!

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">David: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">I’m David the older twin. The wiser more athletic twin, you can say. I know my twin Daniel is auditioning but mine is going to be so much better because I am so much better. Are you microwaving those Lays in the packet? Oh, I so want in! TTYL peeps.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Lenny: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">OMG Total Drama I cannot believe I am auditioning! I have watched ever since I was in 3rd grade and now I finally have a chance to be on the actual show! Mom! Can you please get me a paper bag to blow into?

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Sarah: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Hello everybody I am Sarah and I really want to appear on the next season of Total Drama. I am really nice and will get along with everybody as long as nobody crosses the line by too much; we’ll get along just fine.

<p class="MsoNoSpacing"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Matt: <span lang="EN-GB" style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;">Testing, testing 1, 2, 3. Hello, Matt here you might know me from my daily vlogs – Keeping up with Matt, Matt and Binder, and Life of Matt. I want to be in the next TD season so I can be the first 16 year old to gain 11 million subscribers. My competition Sienna is edging closer to me and she’s auditioning for another show Global Takedown? Sounds boring, mine will be 10x better! Matt out.