User blog:Elodge/The Ridonculous Race My way

Alright guys so this is not about my favourite teams, I will post another page about that. This is how I think it should have gone, guys do not get mad about who I eliminate, you can see what teams I despise and like in another page.

None Down, Eighteen to Go Part 1
Same Flights

None Down, Eighteen to Go Part 2
1st: Best Friends ' Unchanged

2nd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

3rd: Ice Dancers: Unchaged

4th: Daters:  Unchanged, One higher ranking I don’t really think the Tennis Rivals managed to catch up so fast to the 1st flighters.

5th: Reality TV Pros: Owen easily finished the stew as he could eat anything. This gave them a good advantage, they were passed due to Owen’s weight smothering the camel

6th: Geniuses:They would have beaten Owen and Noah but they started doing lord knows what (Maths Related experiments on the stew blah blah blah).

7th: Sisters:Kitty’s motivation annoyed Emma, they still managed to finish in the top 8 and as the second team from the second flight.

8th: Fashion Bloggers: Unchanged, except in this version they beat the Rockers

9th: Rockers: Unchanged Ranking, except for the fact they were beaten by Jen and Tom.

10th: Surfer Dudes: Since Brody had an “iron stomach” they could easily catch up to the others.

11th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged, I had nothing else to really rank them so yeah.

12th: Goths: Same Here.

13th: Stepbrothers: Same Here

14th: Tennis Rivals: Unchanged, they were really slow, but due to the down fall of the other teams, they still managed to finish in a decent place.

15th: Vegans: Unchanged, One rank higher

16th: Father and Son  Same here

17th: LARPers: In Nbchamp2017’s case, Taylor and Kelly argue which saves Tammy and Leonard. Kelly and Taylor argue so much they have no idea the LARPers passed them, it takes them forever to reconcile, whilst arriving in last place. They hugh each other and promise to never hate each other again.

 Eliminated (18th): Mom and Daughter:  Reason above.



French is an Eiffel Language
1st: Police Cadets: Unchanged 2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

4th: Best Friends: Unchanged

5th: Father and Son:Unchanged

6th: Goths: I thought they could rank higher as the Goths like places like the catacombs, but they would stay and admire it.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, just a rank lower

8th: Fashion Bloggers: Same here

9th: Daters: Same here

10th: Geniuses: Same here (there is gonna be a lot)

11th: Sisters: Same here

12th: Adversity Twins: Finally, Unchanged

13th: Vegans: Since the Mom and Daughter team was already eliminated, and the Goths already finished, there was no other ranking to rank them.

14th: Rockers: Unchanged, a rank better

15th: Reality TV Pros:Unchanged (Originalally Arrived After Sisters but we’re penanlized (blah blah), a rank better.

16th: LARPers: I wanted, Leonard to get Redemption from TDPI, so I let them stay for another day. They may have forgotten their oars, but somehow their cheese still floated and since Gerry and Pete had trouble lifting the cheese, the LARPers managed to stay for another day.

 Eliminated (17th): Tennis Rivals: Unchanged.

I decided Leonard could stay after TDPI, but so I can make up for their elimination, I decided the Tennis Rivals will Return in Episode 6.



Mediterranean Homesick Blues
1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Reality Tv Pros:Unchanged

3rd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

4th: Father and Son: Unchanged

5th: Fashon Bloggers: Unchanged

6th: Goths: Unchanged: Only a few ranking higher.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Sisters: Unchanged: Only a rank higher

9th: Daters: They lost track of time by making out

10th: Adversity Twins: Kelly and Taylor are already eliminated and the Vegans wanted to heal the sharks so nobody else was ahead of them.

11th: Surfer Dudes: Except for the fact when Brody was shocked by the boat they went really fast and managed to beat the Best Friends and Rockers.

12th: Rockers:Unchanged

13th: Best Friends:Unchanged

14th: Geniuses Even though they lost track of time, they still finished ahead of the Vegans as they still built the sandcastle and they finished it before the data was wiped out because they were smart enough to know they were in a race.

15th: Vegans: They were too busy wanting to look after the sharks they fell behind and only just beat the Larpers.

'Eliminated (16th): Larpers:' Leonard tried to make the shark give them the travel tip and they wasted so much time trying to make a sandcastle with magic.

I had to eliminate the LARPers at this point, otherwise they would have made it too far.



Bjorken Telephone
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Goths: Unchanged

2nd: Ice Dancers: The Fashion Bloggers received a 5 Minute Penalty for doing the challenge wrong, allowing the Reailty TV Pros and the Ice Dancers to pass them

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Yep, just like I said.

4th: Fashion Bloggers: They only received a 5 minute Penalty because they were allowed to pass for free.

5th: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

6th: Daters: Unchanged

7th: Best Friends: Unchanged

8th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, except they were a rank better because Father and Son were penalised for not doing the challenge probably.

9th: Sisters: Same here

10th: Police Cadets: Same here

11th: Adversity Twins: Same here

12th: Father and Son: They were penalised for stealing the Vegans fossil, even though I hate the vegans, I think it’s pretty unfair.

13th: Rockers: Ugh, another same here.

14th: Geniuses: They wasted time at the geysers doing science experiments but made up for it by beating the vegans in the eating challenge.

15th: Vegans: Unchanged



Brazilian Pain Forest
THE TENNIS RIVALS RETURN



1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged, except they didn’t fall of their hand glider.

2nd: Ice Dancers: Unchanged: Except that the Surfer Dudes held their lead.

3rd: Goths: Same Here

4th: Reality TV Pros: Since their plane didn’t break down, them and the Fashion Bloggers took ages to create the costumes, but they still had a lead over the second flight.

5th: Best Friends: Worked pretty well despite being overtaken by the Reality Tv Pros.

6th: Fashion Bloggers: They wanted to make their costume PERFECT they wasted a lot of time.

7th: Daters: They were passed again by hitting on each other and saying how good they look in their costumes and AGAIN making out.

8th/9th: Adversity Twins: Thanks to their “alliance” with the sisters (that lasted for an episode) payed off, despite crashing on the chill zone

8th/9th: Sisters: REASON ABOVE

10th: Father and Son: They made up for delaying their flight and worked together really well.

11th: Geniuses: Instead of wasting time, they used their smarts to finally rank out of the bottom 3.

12th: Police Cadets: Had nothing else to rank them.

13th: Tennis Rivals:  Since they Returned, they tried to focus and not look as weak as before.

14th: Stepbrothers: They fought over who flew the plane and crashed into the sand.

15th: Rockers: Unchanged

Eliminated (16th): Vegans: Unchanged



A Tisket, a Casket, I’m going to blow a Gasket
1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

 3rd: Sisters: Unchanged

 4th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

5th: Goths: They enjoyed Transylvania a lot, they did both challenges right this time.

6th: Police Cadets: Had no trouble.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Same Here.

8th: Father and Son: Same Here.

9th: Rockers: Unchanged

10th: Best Friends: Unchanged

 11th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

12th: Daters: Unchanged

 13th: Fashion Bloggers Unchanged

14th: Tennis Rivals: They sucked at gymnastics it took them a while to get the hang of it. I 15th: Eliminated (15th): Geniuses Mary struggled to carry the casket and they completely fell behind they had no chance of doing the gymnastics.



Hawaiian Honeyruin
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged, except they beat the Ice Dancers due to their bad luck.

4th: Ice Dancers: Since That they were cursed, they should have ranked outside of the podium.

5th: Sisters: Unchanged

6th: Father and Son: Unchanged

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Police Cadets: Unchanged

9th: Advertisy Twins: Unchanged

10th: Rockers: Except for the fact that the Goths took too long for them to beat the Rockers.

11th: Goths: Except in this version, they didn’t beat the Rockers

12th: Tennis Rivals: They joked about their fake marriage and lost track of time.

13th: Fashion Bloggers: They wanted to make their grass skirt and ma-hi-lay leaves perfect and lost track of time.

14th: Daters Unchanged.



Hello and Dubai
1st: Sisters: Unchanged

2nd: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged

3rd: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

5th: Tennis Rivals: Despite being retired from Tennis, they performed pretty well for a change.

6th: Father and Son: Unchanged

7th/8th: Police Cadets: Them and the Surfer Dudes helped each other loacate the Gold shop.

8th/7th: Surfer Dudes: REASON ABOVE

9th: Haters: They argued about what shop to go in.

10th: Stephrothers: Unchanged

11th: Rockers: Unchanged

12th: Best Friends: Unchanged

13th: Goths: They didn’t enjoy either of the challenges and the other teams were faster than them.

Eliminated (14th): Fashion Bloggers: They didn’t the windows, but then decided to go shopping allowing the Best Friends and Goths to stay safe.



New Bejinging
1st: Reality Tv Pros: Unchanged, Except they came in first place because I feel like the Haters didn’t deserve it.

2nd: Sisters: Unchanged

3rd: Goths: Crimson could easily hold in her puke for them to go from last place to 3rd.

4th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

5th/6th: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged, Except they tied with the Police Cadets, again.

6th/5th: Police Cadets: REASON ABOVE

7th: Haters: Unchanged. What makes you think they deserved first place in China? They argued and lacked teamwork, so I honestly think they deserve this ranking.

8th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

9th: Adversity Twins: Unchanged

10th: Best Friends: Unchanged

11th: Father and Son: Unchanged

12th: Rockers: Unchanged

Eliminated (13th) (Again): Tennis Rivals: Gerry had trouble pulling the rickshaw and they took so long, by the time they arrived, the rocker’s plenalty had just ended.



I love and Ridonic Roll
1st: Reality TV Pros

2nd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

3rd: Surfer Dudes: Their lovely nature attitude allowed them to work their way up into the top 3.

4th: Sisters: The Ice Dancers we’re playing mind games, Kitty got inspiration from Spud’s performance.

5th: Father and Son: Junior had a lot of fun Rocking out.

6th: Stepbrothers: Lorenzo also had a lot of fun.

7th: Best Friends: Unchanged reason, Changed Ranking.

8th: Haters: They argued about how Ryan should perform and Stephanie distracted him he kept failing.

9th: Reality TV Pros: The Ice Dancers tried to play with Noah’s mind after seeing him struggle, but Owen’s motivation helped Noah to try harder.

10th: Adversity Twins: Same here, Ice Dancers played with Mickey as well, but Jay’s motivation helped him get through it.

11th: Ice Dancers: They had to quickly check-in because their mind games didn’t work.

I know I’m gonna get a lot of hate, but....

Eliminated (12th): Goths: They Quit.





My Way or Zimbabwe
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Since the Cadets fan for 45 minutes, it look them ages to tire the Rhino.

2nd: Sisters: Kitty is an expert selfie taker so she took excellent selfies.

3rd: Reality TV Pros: Thanks to their alliance, Emma and Kitty helped Owen with the “selfie process”

4th: Best Friends: Unchanged

5th: Haters: Except for the fact that Stephanie hit Ryan with an oar, it took longer for her to find him.

6th: Police Cadets: 45 minutes of running slowed them down.

7th: Stepbrothers: Unchanged

8th: Adversity Twins: They were being chased by the rhino, and they fell behind, but at least they found a rhino before the Rockers, so they finished in 8th.

9th: Rockers: Unchanged

10th: Father and Son: Unchanged

11th: Ice Dancers: Unchanged



The Shawshank Ridonc-tion
NON ELIMINATION 

First 3 teams to arrive get a phone call.

1st: Stepbrothers: Unchanged, Except they won.

 2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged, Except the Stepbrothers beat them.

3rd: Father and Son: Unchanged.

4th/5th: Reality TV Pros: Unchanged, Except they tied.

5th/4th: Sisters: REASON ABOVE

6th: Haters: Unchanged.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Being very hyper allowed them to break out of prison very fast.

8th: Adversity Twins: They were slow, but faster than the Rockers in breaking out, but they got 8th again after The Ice Dancers and Police Cadets falling behind.

9th: Rockers: Same here, they remained in last place until the Ice Dancers’s and Cadets’s Downfall.

10th: Police Cadets: Except the Ice Dancers were penalised for hitting the Cadets off their boat.

11th: Ice Dancers: They were penalised for hitting the Cadets.



Down and Outback
1st: Haters: Their rabbits gave birth, and the Ice Dancers were penalised so yeah.

2nd: Reality TV Pros: In ArtDraw12’s case, Owen’s noxious fumes knocked out the rabbits and the albino.

3rd: Sisters: Since that Owen knocked out the albino, Noah said they should give it to the sisters, they are in an alliance after all.

4th: Ice Dancers: Penalised for stealing the Surfer Dudes’s Rabbits.

5th: Father and Son: Worked well together.

6th: Best Friends: Unchanged, Rank better.

7th: Surfer Dudes: Since the Ice Dancers’s Rabbits didn’t count, the Surfer Dudes found their rabbits.

8th: Police Cadets: They finished right behind the Surfer Dudes like in Canon.

9th: Adversity Twins: They took ages that they realised they needed to step up their game.

Eliminated (10th): Stepbrothers: They Beat the Rockers due to the Avalanche.

Eliminated (11th): Rockers: They fell into last place due to the avalanche.

Maori or Less
NON ELIMINATION ROUND

1st: Ice Dancers: Unchanged

2nd: Best Friends: Unchanged

3rd: Police Cadets: Unchanged

4th: Surfer Dudes: They enjoyed bungee jumping, they finished in 4th.

5th: Haters: Unchanged.

6th: Sisters: Unchanged

7th: Reality TV Pros: Except for becoming sad, Noah became super mad that Emma dumped him.

8th: Father and Son: Dwayne’s Cool attitude cause them to fall behind.

9th: Adversity Twins: They weren’t good at challenges, but it was a non elimination round.



Little Bull on the Prairie
NON ELIMINATION 

1st: Surfer Dudes: Unchanged.

2nd: Haters: Unchanged.

3rd: Best Friends: Unchanged.

4th: Reality TV Pros: Noah was angry, so he tried to nail both challanges.

5th: Police Cadets: Unchanged.

6th: Sisters: Unchanged.