User blog comment:ArtDraw12/Say something positive about/@comment-28182423-20161121233440

ok i am here to defend one of the most controversoey characters EVER and that is zoey. i will explain why zoey is in fact a top 10 character!

episode 1: bigger badder brutal or whatever

we are introduced to a girl named zoey



who LOVES mike cause she loves oddballs who arent weird or odd

but little does she know

he

has

m

p

d



but mike is a squarrel so he doesnt tell zoey. zoey then spends the rest of RI being a nice queenly living happily ever after with mike who bond over waffles action movies and kick boxing

BUT THEN

our heroic princess zoey is met with a despicable inhumane demon



anne maria! who then steals zoeys (unofficial) MAN

which makes zoey very angry

almost angry enough to murder!



just almost

so anyways zoey gets mADDER by the minute at anne maria and mike who are BOTH LIARS! and snakes and evil demons. but zoey is so very nice and gives mike another chance. but still.

in runaway model we are shown that LITTLE GIRL SMALL TOWN GIRL NEXT DOOR SWEETHEART zoey has excellent fashion taste



and anne maria the worst ugliest jerk ever for not admiring zoey's brilliance

anyways anne maria is PWNT in the next episode and zoey can now get her man BACK!

BUT THEN

scott joins her team

a goody two shoe farm boy

AT

FIRST

what she doesnt know that he is actually...

A BULLY

TERRORIST

SCUM OF EARTH

MONSTER

PARASITE

AND DEAD FISH GUTS

and LIES to zoey but not before getting her to vote off weirdo oddball dakota who zoey doesnt like

anyways zoey and mike eventually come together and become a thing in ep 9 hooray

WHICH WAS

THEN

RUINED

BY

SCOTT

EVIL GARBAGE

and then

zoey has HAD IT

and has a #tdmeltdown



and goes COMMANDO and despises every huamn out there

for like 3 eps or 2 idk

and then gets development with cam and lives happily ever after serving cinderella teas

BUT THEN

zoey returns >:)



which becomes the story of ZOEY

in episode 1 zoey begins to show her lulsoawesum skills and HITS fang. queen of hitting sharks.

and then in ep 2 she shows off how awesome she is and is targeted by mean jerk evil courtney in ep 3.

and then

MAL is released

and for like a ton of eps she has no idea that he is and randomly wins a lot of challenges and if i cared enough to show how LEGENDARY zoey is i would but anyways heres some of her best hits. ironically loving icon
 * pitting courtney and gwen against eachother
 * randomly slaying challenges
 * sacrificing her life for mike to save her <3
 * justrategically bringing mike to the finale for a husband and a million dollars either way
 * egg butt
 * being so nice but also secretly a stuck up b-tch
 * winning every challenge even tho alejandro shouldve won obsta-kill course, scott would win the ice cream eating challenge, and luckily winning the last one
 * never EVER being in danger. strategic mastermind? i think so
 * being the biggest threat and never getting a vote.
 * appearing in every episode of every season she was in
 * being warned by millions of people and still saying "idk... whos mal?? does he relly exist??"
 * just being a general goddess
 * saying sorry about EVERYTHING
 * "mean nickname giver!"