User blog:Raised By Wolves/The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Queens



Welcome to The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Queens, a blog about the Queen of Total Drama, the beautiful and mighty Queen Sadie herself. Sadie is highly regarded as one of the finest quality characters that the show has ever gifted us with. But what makes Sadie so great? Read on and find out the 7 qualities of Sadie that make her amazing, written by yours truly, with a ton of help from one of my best friends, Cody. Some praise you may hear about Sadie is: "You don't know why you love her, but you just"

- Cody "the self-drag of not being a sadie stan..."

- Amber

"SADIE MOMMA THE QUEEN"

- Aqua



#1 Savagery
Yes. The first step on the road to becoming a true queen is to master the art of savagery. One can define savagery as "hardcore and oftentimes impressive behavior that may lead to unknown consequences." A truly savage person wouldn't care about the result of their savagery, and Sadie is a prime example of savagery. But why would a Queen need savagery? It is how they truly establish their dominance over the peasants that surround them.

Sadie displays her first strokes of savagery in Not So Happy Campers - Part 2 – only a sample size of her true savagery! Take a look at her downright DEMONIC expression in this picture, as she glares at FOUL, SEXIST, DISGUSTING Ezekiel for being an OPPRESSIVE FIEND towards the women of his team. AS IF Sadie would let something like that fly on HER team. Never, in all my life, have I seen such a queenly glare.



After this mere sample size of Sadie's true savagery, we receive a full version of it in The Sucky Outdoors. "Trip to the beach last summer ring a bell?" "You're not exactly the best with like, directions." Sadie fires on ALL shots when fighting with Katie; she has the tea on her, and she's not afraid to scald both her and the ENTIRE VIEWING AUDIENCE OF THE WORLD with the absolute HEAT of the tea.

And then...her legendary moment. The very PEAK of Sadie's savagery appears. In Who Can You Trust?...yes, you all know where I'm going with this. Not only does Sadie knock out Courtney with crapapples earlier like a vicious MONSTER QUEEN, she continues her beautiful reign of terror by SCREAMING at everything the most SAVAGE DRAG THAT HAS EVER BEEN UTTERED BY MANKIND: "That's just fine you, you, MARSHMALLOW EATING FREAKS!". Sadie successfully DRAGGED her team, SNATCHING them BY THE WEAVE ITSELF and beginning the #KillerBassIsOverParty. Well done, Sadie.

Queen.