User blog:PhoenixDragonSamurai/Total Drama World Domination Exclusive Clips- Part 2

Smells Like Team Dysfunction
Lucas: FINALLY! I’ve got my first kiss! The 2 million bucks is good at everything but a kiss from a girl is worth more than that. No more “Lucas the single” or “Sir Kissy” or whatever. THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE! (suddenly wind blows and Lucas crash into a building) OUCH! MEDIC! I NEED A MEDIC! Oh wait, I’m a medic. Just gonna get my medkit…(then suddenly Fang the Shark pops out from the sewer) Oh no not you again. Stay back!!! Ah, Ahhhhh

(suddenly a car crashes into Fang)

Familiar voice: That’s for at Galapagos Island you mutant sushi. Lucas: Oh my god, Adrianna. Thank you, thank you, thank you (kissing her feet several times) No wait, I have a girlfriend.

Adrianna: Yeah, yeah whatever. Get in the car, before Jaws wakes up. Chris got a big plan with us and for whatever reason, I somehow got chosen to pick you up. (Adrianna and Lucas enters the car) And not a word about “you having a girlfriend”. Got It?

Lucas: Yes ma’am. (Adrianna starts the engine and starts driving). Wow, someone’s a little cranky today .

Adrianna: I heard that.

What's your opinion on Lucas? Love Like OK I guess Meh Hate him

What is your opinion on his elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Lucas be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is he a potential finalist? Yes No

Bermuda_Shock_City
(Blake is on the phone while Matt is filming him)

Blake: C’mon, c’mon. Pick up the phone already.

Jim’s voice: Heyo.

Blake: Jim? Thank God. I need you to…

Jim’s voice: Youse have reached the phone of Jim. Right now, I’m busy planning, something big. Please leave the message after the beep. (the sound of him making out with Lorelei can be heard)

Blake: I’m not falling for that again Jim. Don’t forget, you owed me from that one time. Listen, I need you to pick me up at these coordinates. And hurry, this place gives me the creeps (Jim hang up). Jim? Jim? Jim? (censored swearing) ( Blake throws his phone away in anger)

Matt: Ooh, snap! That’s what you get for being friends with Jim. (face the camera) Now how will we get back? Will Blake get his revenge on Jim? Will I join the next Total Drama season...

Andrew: You need to put this on dude. (hands Blake a tinfoil hat) There could be aliens somewhere in this fog. And I think she’s one of them (point at Jessica)

Jessica: (meditating while levitating several objects around her including Blake’s phone) Just be patience and everything will be ok.

Blake: (facepalm) I’m gonna die here surrounded by these idiots.

What's your opinion on Blake? Love Like OK I guess Meh Hate him

What is your opinion on his elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Blake be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is he a potential finalist? Yes No

Welcome to the Amish Paradise
At a certain airport at a certain somewhere, several Total Drama interns are making final preparations before taking off.

Intern A: That’s it captain. All 10 packages are in the plane and we are good to go.

Intern B: Delay that order, delay that order. One of the packages is missing.

Intern A: Oh no! Which one?

Intern B: The nasty one.

(The scene shift into the plane’s cargo hold, where someone is tampering with an unknown machine)

Voice: A tinkering here and a little tinkering there. There, its done. All I have to do now is to win then my return is complete and soon, heh, heh, heh, heh.

(suddenly a flashlight shine at the person, revealing to be Tristan)

Big Intern: There you are you twerp. Get back to your seat, we’re taking off.

Tristan: Yes sir. (Tristan and the big intern leave the cargo hold and the camera zoom out at what Tristan is tampering at, at giant slot machine)

Siberian Fallacy
(inside the eliminated contestants’ plane, Adrianna and Marina are sleeping, Micah is dancing, Sean, Blake and Alexis are watching a show, Lucas is in the lavatory and Dawn and Silena are chatting)

Blake: Hey guys, do you hear someone screaming?

Alexis: All I hear is afro guy’s disco. HEY, WILL YOU KILL THE DISCO!

(Micah is too busy dancing to notice her)

Sean: I got this. (removes his shoe and throws at Micah) There. Problem solves. (suddenly an injured Davy puts his face on the window)

Davy: HELP! HELP!

Dawn: Holy crap! Someone open the door.

(Sean gets up and does so)

Sean: Woah, what happen to you bro? And why are you pantsless?

Davy: Dragon…attacks…Davy…just as…Davy landed… (faint)

Silena: He’s out cold. MEDIC!!

Lucas: On it! (Lucas arrives with a first aid kit and starts treating both Micah and Davy)

(Outside the plane, the dragon is staring at the plane while chewing on Davy’s pants)

What's your opinion on Davy? Love Like OK I guess Meh Hate him

What is your opinion on his elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Davy be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is he a potential finalist? Yes No

Eye of the Tristan
Flannery: What I learn on this show? Pretty much nothing. Chris and Chef are cruel and downright mean, Tristan is a sadist with Fred as his Yes-man, Diego is nothing more of an Alejandro clone, Elyse is a rage-o-holic bully just because people don’t like her and Michael’s a loser. The others are nice though. I hope Viviana will learn how to forgive Michael for everything that had happen in the past. Those two are adorable. And Luna’s so cute when she’s embarrassed. If I’m not into guys, I will so totally marry her. As for me, I need to go back to face the music. Again. Mum and Dad are furious that I didn’t ask their permission before signing up, and it’ll be even worse when they realize I hid my report card from them. Just when I thought I could have several months of quietness away from them.

(Landed near Liberty Bell, and next to her, the Cheftron 2000 is back online)

Flannery: Oh, great! Fine, I was gonna blow of some steam anyway. BRING IT YOU BUCKET OF BOLTS! (Flannery untie her ponytail and engage the ChefTron 2000 and exchange a few blows, a few moments later, the robot is putting Flannery in a submission hold). Uncle! Uncle! Give UP! GIVE UP!

Marina (inside a truck from a distance): I think I'll come back in a while.

What's your opinion on Flannery? Love Like Ok I guess Meh Hate her

What is your opinion on her elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Flannery be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is she a potential finalist Yes No

I Curse the Pains Down in Africa
Flynn: Now that sucks. People think I’m up to no good. Can’t blame them though, after what happen last time. But seriously, this bites. I thought I could have a shot of winning this. I always thought up my plans and make sure they aren’t fool proof. Heck, I even read up on everyone. Elyse’s a bully because of how people judged her, Luna’s the shy but mysterious one, Davy’s a loner who recently lost someone he loves, Michael’s a joke and a soda addict, practically, I know everyone inside out, except for Kaele, she’s the most mysterious one. But I sure I could have win this. If there’s a next time for me, I need to go even further.

(landed in the middle of a lake, surrounded by the animals caught during the challenge)

Flynn: Uh oh.

(suddenly, a jeep honks loudly, scaring the animals away)

Blake: You ok Flynn?

Flynn: Thanks dude but why are you here? (gasp) Is there another returning challenge coming up?

Blake: Nah. I’m just here to pick you up. And because our contracts say that all eliminated contestants have to do intern-related jobs.

Flynn: Now that sucks.

Blake: Tell me about it. (both of them leave on the jeep)

What's your opinion on Flynn? Love Like OK I guess Meh Hate him

What is your opinion on his elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Flynn be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is he a potential finalist? Yes No

Stairway to Seven
(Fred is still inside the temple, running past traps after traps, when he finally sees daylight)

Fred: Finally, HOME FREE!! Yeah, I made it. Now all I need to do now is to find a way to get back home. One small step for Fred, One GIANT LEAP FOR ME! (Fred missed a step and slowly fall all the way to the ground) Oww, my leg. Where’s a medic when you need one?

(suddenly Lucas appear out of nowhere)

Lucas: Somebody call my name? Hey Fred! Don’t worry buddy; I’ll put your leg back into its place. Now this is just going to hurt a…(Lucas pushes Fred’s dislocated hip back into its place)

Fred: YEOOWW!!

Lucas: There you go, good as new. Alright chopper, time for a pick up.

Fred: Finally, I can’t wait to get outta her. Do you by any chance have a box juice? I’m famished from all that running.

Lucas: Knock yourself out pal. (Throw him an orange juice)

Fred: Thanks. (slurp) Ahh. That hits the spot.

What's your opinion on Fred? Love Like OK I guess Meh Hate him

What is your opinion on his elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Fred be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is he a potential finalist? Yes No

New Enemy State of Mind
(Viviana and Elyse are sharing a confessional)

Viviana: Ouch. That’s was cold what Kaele did to Luna. I mean, eliminating your friend for a guy? After everything Luna did for her, even letting her win.

Elyse: I know. And for Diego of all people? That guy cannot be trusted.

Viviana : I heard from Dawn and Silena the other day that he used them. Poor Luna. I hope she’s alright.

Elyse: And here I thought I was a jerk. But what Kaele did was pure cold. She deserved to be the new Heather.

Viviana: Aww, look at you, all worrying about Luna. You sympathize her do you?

Elyse: No..no..I do not. Her blue hair makes me sick. I just don’t want to be a jerk that’s all. I’m not soft.

Viviana: (playful voice) That’s not how you act when Lucas was around.

Elyse: NOT! SOFT!

Chef Hatchet (through the speaker): Attention passengers, we are expecting a little turbulence. If any of you are in the lavatory, just hold it until the safety sign is off.

Viviana: (big smile) We’ll talk later more about this ok?

Elyse: Whatever.

(the scene shifts to Luna’s parachute, abandon in the middle of nowhere near her broken crossbow)

Alexis: (on a walkie-talkie) Uhh, Chris, we have a problem. I can’t find the blue hair girl.

What's your opinion on Luna? Love Like Ok I guess Meh Hate her

What is your opinion on her elimination? Fair Rob Should go further So-so About time

Should Luna be brought back for more? Yes Maybe No

Is she a potential finalist Yes No

Life in the Fast Parade
(Chris and Chef are in the control room)

Chris: In case you didn't already know, Luna has been missing for 2 weeks. Yeah, there was a strong wind on the day of her elimination and she ended up somewhere in the wilderness. I'd sent a team of interns to search for her since then and they are still searching. But what I want to know why should I care? She signed a contract that verifies anything that happened to them once they are eliminated are not our concern.

Chef: Uh, Uh. You do NOT know her uncle. I served with him before the Gulf War and he was scary. He don’t care of any lawsuits and he will make sure we pay if something happen to his niece.

Chris: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Wait a minute, the interns are sending a distress call? What do those guys want now? Chef, turn on the monitor and see what happen to those lazy bums.

(the monitor turns on, but the image is upside down. The intern holding the camera is hanging upside down with his leg caught in a trap; two other interns are hanging by a tree with arrows holding on to their shirts. Suddenly, someone picks up the camera. Its Luna, but her hair is all messy, her clothes are torn and she has a scar on the left side on her lips)

Luna: Ooops, sorry. I thought you were that kangaroo…who attacked me two weeks ago. Or those poachers…I scared away the day before. Chris, I know you are watching…You don’t have to …worry about me. I’ll find my way back... and I’ll be back by the final four. Or when Kaele is eliminated. And pass this message to her from me… pretty please? (Luna puts on her hood, somehow looking more menacing and her voice is deeper) I’m still angry at you, you ungrateful witch! The next time I see you, we’re playing a game call “Cat and Mouse”. And guess who the mouse is? PREPARE TO BECOME TARGET PRACTICE!!

(Luna angrily throws the camera to the ground and shoots an arrow at it; the monitor is now all static)

Chris: Uhhhh that cannot be Luna. Sure she has blue hair but there’s no way this scary girl is that shy girl who stutters all the time. Right Chef? Chef?

Chef: (trembling in fear) Oh my God! She look just like her uncle. (war flashback)