User blog comment:Caption Crunch/Week of March 16, 2014/@comment-1708265-20140320072048

Dakota: Sam, here is a list of all the episodes you'll compete in!

Sam: Aww thanks! Wait... why is it so short-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Dakota: Why are you screaming?

Sam: Because I'm going to do even worse in All Stars, wait.... why am I an All Star?