User:Rainbowderp01/Who Can You Trust? (Transcript)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island... Things really got cooking between the campers. Heather pushed Leshawna too far in the cook-off challenge and ended up one chilly mama. Owen had a hard day. Geoff led the Killer Bass to victory. And the Screaming Gophers got to the bottom of their losing streak. It was buh-bye, Beth. Have the agophers broken the curse? And just how much trust do they have in one another? Find out this week on Total. Drama. Island!

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[ Theme song ]

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[military march]

Chef: Today's breakfast is Hawaiian-Italian fusion casserole!

Gwen: You mean leftovers from the cooking challenge?

Chef: Yeah, that's right! You got a problem with that?!

Gwen: Sir, no sir!

Heather: [sneezes]

Gwen: Need a little echinacea?

Heather: [stuffy nose] Ha, you're so funny. You think that you can just lock me up in a freezer and get away with it? I am gonna make you sorry that you ever met me.

Gwen: Too late.

Heather: You are such a... a... a... achoo!

[splat]

Heather: Ugh! I hate this place!

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[sipping]

[coffee pours]

Courtney: I saw that! How could you just steal a mug?

Duncan: 'Cause it's cool looking and I don't have one. Hm. Didn't have one, that is.

Courtney: But you might get kicked off!

Duncan: Awww,and here I thought you didnt care about me.

Courtney: We're one player short and I don't wanna lose because you feel like going all criminal on us.

Duncan: Pfft, whatever. You dig me.

Courtney: Ugh! Why do I even bother?!

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[peaceful music]

Chris: Hi. Chris, here. Sometimes teams just don't get along. So the producers and I thought the best way to work through the group friction would be... to exploit it for laughs! This is gonna be awesome!

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Chris: So, last week's challenge exposed a few Gopher issues. And I'm sensing a little something funky floating in the Bass pond, too.

Duncan: Ahh!

Chris: So, this week's challenge is going to be centered around building trust. Because all good things begin with a little trust.

Gwen: [confessional] I trusted Trent once. He left me buried alive on the beach.

Chris: There will be three major challenges that will have to be completed by two or more members of your team. Normally, we like to have the campers choose their partners, but not this time! More fun for me!

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Chris: Okay! So for the first challenge, you'll be doing an extreme freehand rock climbing adventure! DJ and Duncan will play for the Bass. Heather and Gwen for the Gophers.

Gwen: Ugh...

Chris: Here's your belay and harness.

Heather: [grunts]

Gwen: Hey! What's your damage?

Heather: If you think I'm letting you hold me up, you're nuts!

Chris: You won't be holding her up exactly. One camper pulls the slack through the belay as their partner climbs. If the climber falls, the belay will stop them from crashing. The catch? Both the side and the base of he mountain are rigged with a few minor distractions like...

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Chris: Rusty nails.

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Chris: Slippery oil slicks.

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Chris: Mild explosives and....

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Chris: ...A few other surprises.

Harold: Wicked!

Chris: The person on belay must also harness their partner up. It's all about trust, people. And remember, never let go of the rope. Your partner's life depends on it.

Gwen: Excuse me, can we trade partners? I really don't feel like being dropped on my head today.

Heather: Please. As much as I love your company, I'm not gonna throw a challenge just to kill you. Yet. Now spread 'em.

DJ: Never tried this before. Have you?

Duncan: Oh yeah. They teach you how to climb walls in prison all the time.

DJ: Aw, sorry little buddy. You can't come up with me. You can trust Geoff. He's my buddy. Yo Geoff. Hold Bunny while I'm on the rock. Thanks, G.

Geoff: Sure, man. Little furry dude. What's up?

Heather: There. You're all hooked up.

Gwen: What's the second rope for?

Heather: It's a backup line.

Gwen: What are you smiling about?

Heather: Nothing. I'm just really happy we got on this challenge together. [confessional] It's all her fault for messing with me. I have got a doctorate in revenge and humiliation.

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[explosion]

Gwen: [screams] Ow!

Heather: It's okay, I've got you!

Chris: I promised surprises! Habanero pepper sauce, anyone?

Heather: Ugh! What the heck, Chris?!

Gwen: Whaaaa! Ow!

Chris: Muy caliente.

[ding]

Duncan: Ah... [gulp] Is that the best you can do?

Chris: [hushed, aside] Is that the best we can do?

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Heather: Come one, Gwen. You don't wanna fall ''behind. ''[whip] [rip]

Gwen: Dah!

Duncan: Well, you don't see that every day.

Chris: No, you don't, my man. No you don't.

DJ: Whoa! [screams]

Duncan: Whoa!

DJ and Duncan: [grunt]

Duncan: [groans] This bites.

DJ: Ugh. Big time.

Gwen: Aw, screw it.

Chris: Looks like the Gophers have won the first challenge.

Gwen: Yeah! Crap!

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