User blog:WreakerOfClash/Total Drama Super Slamdown: Episode 8 - Jimanji

Hey everyone, WreakerOfClash here! I know that I'm not AlphaBeta, but he asked me to cover for him FOR ONLY THIS EPISODE, and I am NOT taking over, this is just a one- (maybe more) time thing, but I hope you enjoy this episode! Note: I have changed some things from the last episode (Ben didn't campaign for elimination, he just annoyed his team. Thorin and Karen aren't in a relationship yet, but they have a ton of tension between them.)

Total Drama Super Slamdown: Episode 8 - Jimanji
 Remaining Contestants 

Crazy Crocs - Thorin, Toronto, Matt, Karen, Richard, Sarah, Kierston (7/11)

Insane Eagles - Jim, Abbey, Ken, Lenny, Daniel, David, Lorelei, Khione (8/11)

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Chris: On the last episode of Total Drama: Super Slamdown, as a callback to the Paintball Dear Hunter challenge, the teams were split into two groups: The Hunters and the Huntees! The Hunters were sent out to hunt down and paintball the huntees, and, after an intense, Daniel secured a win for the Insane Eagles, sending the Crocs to their SECOND elimination ceremony in a row. After Bookworm Ben's snark caught up to him, his teammates sent him packing straight off of the island. Only 15 remain! Who will be the next to take the Rocket? Find out on this wild episode of Total! Drama! Super Slamdown!

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It's midnight, and everyone is fast asleep, and everyone is calm except for Abbey. The camera zooms into Abbey's dream. Abbey is biking to school, before getting stopped by a few crew from the Channel 7 News.

Crewman: Hey kid, can't you see we're filming here?

Abbey: *takes out earbuds* Well why don't you film somewhere else? I have school today, you know!

Abbey shoves the man out of her way, and bikes up the sidewalk, but slows down when she listens to the reporter.

Reporter: Thank you Tom. I am here at the Jorgenson's residence, where a recent untimely suicide of a Willowbrook High School student took place, after 17 year-old, Thomas Jorgenson was cyber-bullied by a user by the screen-name of FZGaztron170, who's phone has been tracked to a boy by the name of Kenneth Kalester, nicknamed, "Ken". His whereabouts are unknown, but if you see this boy, call an anonimous tip line immediately. Back to the main anchors.

Abbey wakes up from shock, and is drenched in sweat.

Abbey (in confessional): I KNEW I that the name Ken was familiar! I can't believe I didn't see it earlier. Ken was infamous for his vandalism of innocent nerds, but I never connected Thomas's *gulps* death, with Ken's disappearance! *grins sinisterly at camera* Now I have the perfect blackmail.

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The boys are all woken up by a heavy pounding at the door, followed by a duffle bag flying straight throw the door.

Chef: BREAKFAST TIME!!! Eat it quick, and be at the mess hall in ten!

Lenny: *opens duffle bag* God, I've been starving! What's in this?

The bag explodes, and green slime sprays all over the cabin.

Lenny (in confessional): That. Was. So... INSANE! I thought Chris couldn't top himself AGAIN, yet he never manages to let down! I love this so much! Keep it up dude!

Chris (over PA): *mutters into mic* Man, I hate the suckups.

Thorin: Oh, disgusting! What is this? Is this even edible?

Matt: *rolls eyes* Wow, somebody's picky. What did you expect a 5-star meal.

Thorin: Back off Matt. You're just salty 'cause you've been on the chopping block twice in a row.

Matt: That's because you've been voting me, because I'm gonna steal Karen from you!

The two growl at each-other, before Toronto separates them.

Toronto: Guys! We're a team, and a team sticks together, right?

Thorin: Yeah, thanks for that Toronto. Matt, temporary truce for right now, alright?

Matt: Yeah, let's not fight unless we lose this, okay?

The two shake hands, and both cross their fingers.

David: Yo, Daniel! Catch!

David hurls a slime ball at Daniel, yet misses and hits Jim in the back of the head.

Jim: Agh!

David: Oh dang! Bad aim. Sorry bro.

Jim: Yeah, it's... fine.

Jim (in confessional): Ugh, these two nim-wits won't stop fooling around. But hey, two votes not to me are two votes not to me, right?

Richard slips on the slime, and bangs his head hard against the floor.

Richard: Ugh....

Ken: *reaches hand out* Hey kid, you alright?

Richard: *stands and rubs head* Yea, thanks for the help up.

Ken: No problemo Rich.

Richard (in confessional): Well, with Agatha, at least Ken notices me, right? *sighs*

Jim: David! Daniel! Can you start collecting this stuff? It could come in handy soon.

The three start picking up the slime, and dumping it into a bucket.

Jim (in confessional): You gotta plan ahead in this game if you wanna survive. I plan on picking off everyone on this team, and I could easily take them all out. Now take this slime. If it's a relay, I could slick their surface. If it's a head-on-head, I could distract them. The possibilities are endless.

The boys head out to the mess hall, and the girls are just getting their duffles.

Khione: Ugh, so disgusting! Who would even touch that!

Kierston: You will, germaphobe!

Kierston shoves Khione into the bag, and the slime explodes on her. A scream ruptures throughout the entire island.

Khione (in confessional): THIS IS SO DISGUSTINGGG! I CAN'T EVEN BELIE- AGH!!!!!!

Lorelei: What is this even supposed to be?

Karen: I think food? I can't even tell with Chef anymore.

Sarah: You just think you're so perfect, don't you?

Karen: Excuse me? What are you talking about?

Sarah: Oh, you know EXACTLY what I'm talking about! You stole MY MATT, you THIEF!

Karen: What?!? That's the most rediculous statement I've ever heard! I never even talk to him!

Sarah: Oh please! You probably sneak off in the middle of the night for a mooch-out session! How dare you!

Abbey: *rolls eyes*

The girls head off to the mess hall, with Chris nowhere in sight.

Lenny: I bet that Chris has some grand reveal for all of us! Hopefully it'll be awesome!

Kierston: If we weren't on different teams, you'd be getting your face scrambled about now!

Lenny (in confessional): I think I gotta make some allies, 'cause nobody appreciates Chris enough, yet I don't believe Chris will spare me from elimination.

Abbey walks up to Ken.

Abbey: Oh hey  FZGaztron170! What's up with you!

Ken freezes up, and nervously stares at her.

Ken: H-how do you know that name?

Abbey: Kenneth, I know all about you and your little game you played before you ditched us at Willowbrook. You want to keep it a secret?

Ken: Please Abbey. Please don't tell anyone.

Abbey: Oh, I won't. But that'll be at a price. You, for now on, will vote for who I tell you to vote. If you ever vote for me, I'll expose the real Kenneth, not the fake Ken.

Ken: *gulps* Alright.... you got a deal....

Ken (in confessional): HOW DOES SHE KNOW! AGH MY GAME IS FALLING APART! *sighs and lays head on confessional wall*

A fant chant is heard from outside the hall, and Chris comes swinging through the window on a vine, dressed in a jungle outfit, and slams into Toronto.

Chris: Wow, that was a better landing than a thought. Thanks Toronto!

Toronto: *groans* You're... welcome... *collapses on floor*

Thorin: Hey bro, you alright?

Toronto: Yeah, I'm fine... *coughs*

Tho'r'in (in confessional): You know, I really like Toronto. At least he's a legitimate person, from the inside-out.

Chris: Alright, enough talking! So, if you guys can notice, arrogant Ben was last voted out, an-

Kierston: Oh thank you!

Chris: Shut it Kierston! I'm talking! As I was saying, you may've noticed jungle-themed outfit, and that's because our next challenge is going to be in the Pahkithew Jungle! I'll explain the rest of the rules when we're driving there.

Chef bags all the contestants, hurls them into a truck, and starts driving.

Chris: So, you may know about my little... spill, shall I say, a few years ago, that contaminated Wawanakwa? Well, I didn't want to leave those mutants all alone to die, I'm not that cruel! Well, it turns out that they got loose! I had them all prepared for an Action-pet challenge, but then they HAD to run away! Anyways, I have set up two massive bowls: A brown bowl for the Eagles, and a green bowl for the Crocs. First team to collect 10 mutants is safe from elimination, and the other team? Not so much. Oh yeah, and you CAN steal the other team's mutants, so you better guard them!

Chef opens the back, and the teens tumble out of the back, and are unbagged.

Khione: You could've WARNED US!

Chris: Yeah, I could've. Then again, I could've made you walk, but I'm a generous man. Alright, scram kiddies!

Chris and Chef drive back to camp, and the teams split up into huddles.

Toronto: Okay, we should split into pairs, and the one without a pair will guard our bowl!

Sarah: I call Matt! Ha, beat you Karen!

Matt: Back off me, Sasha, I'm a one-lady man!

Matt strides off to Karen, leaving a rejected Sarah alone. Karen pushes Matt away when he tries to hold her hand.

Karen: Matt, we don't know each other THAT well.

Matt: Nah, it's fine, as long as Thorin isn't paired with you!

Chris comes over an overhead intercom.

Chris (over PA): Since you guys CLEARLY can't work together, I'll make your pairs! Sarah, you get Richard. Thorin, you get Matt. Toronto, you get Kierston. Karen, you're the loner here! Chris is over and out!

Everyone starts yelling at the PA.

Karen: Guys! They're probably ahead! Let's just break off into out pairs, alright?

The camera pans over to the Eagles, who are all arguing about what tactic to follow.

Khione: I say you guys can do the dirty work, I'm not touching those!

Jim: *rolls eyes* Why don't you ju- wait. I think I know what to do. There are eight of us, right? So why don't we get four people hunting for creatures, which will by myself, David, Daniel, and Lorelei, and when they get one, they will toss it to Ken, who will toss it to Abbey, who will toss it to Lenny, who will toss it to Khione. It'll be a chain, and a quick one at that.

All the Eagles murmur and nod in agreement.

Jim: Good? Okay, positions everyone! Let's take that third win!

Abbey: Wait, why can't I replace Lorelei? I'm clearly stronger than her!

Lorelei: You wanna bet on that, noodle arms?

Jim: Let's keep it as planned, alright?

The camera pans to Toronto and Kierston, who are deep in the woods.

Toronto: Hey, um, Kierston? Look, I know we aren't on the best of terms. But I think that we sho-

Kierston: We? We? What "we" do you see here? This is a free-for-all out here. I don't care what "team" I'm on, so you can just back off me, okay? *menacingly stares at Toronto*

Toronto: *shrinks down and murmurs* Y-yes.

A rumble in the bush startles the duo.

Toronto: Hey, do you thin-

A fish flops out from the bush, on top of a small cat, and both are floating midair.

Kierston: *snatches* Got them! That's already two! Let's get back!

Thorin and Matt are arguing about where to go!

Matt: Hey moron? I think we go THIS way.

Thorin: Do NOT tell me where to go.

Thorin cuts through a bush, and a vine catches on his leg, and he flops onto the ground.

Matt: Ha! Watch where you're going next time!

Matt comes face-to-face with a bear twice the normal size, and claws as large as plates.

Matt: R-r-r-RUN!

TO BE CONTINUED (hopefully done by Friday morning, at most Friday afternoon)