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Total Drama Champions episode 13: The worlds greatest catch

Mergers: Scarlett, Angelina, Mark, Alec, Slasher, Victoria, Daisuke and Colette

Chris: welcome back to another episode of Total Drama Champions! Last time we played capture the flag. Victoria and Alec got very close and Slasher and Colette got even closer. What will happen next? Find out now on Total Drama Champions!

All the contestants are taking the day easy. Victoria and Alec are relaxing under a tree, Daisuke was meditating under a waterfall, and Slasher and Angelina are swimming. Scarlett was recording all of their activities for her “experiment”. While they all relaxed Mark and Colette slept in the cabins.

Victoria: I haven’t been able to relax like this in a long time.

Alec: I know it’s so nice. Only problem is that when things are nice on total drama they usually get bad very fast.

'''Angelina: now that Dave is gone I can get some peace and quiet. Obviously I’m just relaxing today because after today it’s all game and no play.'''

Suddenly the clouds turn dark. Mark and Colette both walk out of their cabins, Daisuke also walks towards the others.

Colette: what happened to the weather?

Daisuke: it’s an obvious sign that Chris is about to appear. All the animals have run away in fear.

After saying this a giant cage traps the majority of the contestants. Mark and Colette try running away but get trapped in a bear trap. Chris then walks towards the contestants.

Chris: hello campers! Ready to go hunting?!

Slasher: we’re going hunting?

'''Slasher: I use to go hunting with my old man when I was a kid. I should be able to do this in a matter of minutes!'''

Chris releases the contestants from the cage and gets the interns to remove the bear traps.

Chris: alright contestants today we’re redoing a challenge from Total Drama Island! You all must catch and return some nice, friendly animals here. The twist is that all of these animals are colosseum based so they’re FAR more deadly than a duck or a squirrel.

Chris pulls out a hat.

Chris: choose your animal!

They all grab their paper and started reading it.

Daisuke: tiger.

Slasher: wolf, doesn’t sound so bad.

Victoria: grizzly bear... why does Slasher get a wolf while I get a giant monster?

Chris: it’s the luck of the draw.

Alec: I have a lion.

Mark: I get a hippo.

Mark: hippos are on of the most dangerous animals in Africa, I’d be lucky to get out of this challenge alive.

Colette: I got a rhino.

Scarlett: I have an elephant.

Colette: seems like Scarlett is going to have a hard time getting an elephant over to Chris, maybe now is the time to dump her.

Angelina: I got a cheetah. I don’t think those attack humans so at least my life is safe.

Alec: good for you.

Chris: first one here gets a reward! But before we start you can go in this shed to receive some great equipment!

All the contestants go into the shed and fight over equipment. Slasher and Colette were fighting over rope while Alec and Victoria just grab as much as possible. Angelina and Mark were working together and grabbing items Angelina could use for a trap.

Angelina: ok Mark, grab a button, metal, meat, and a wrench.

Mark: yes ma’am.

Slasher: hand it over!

Colette: no, I need the rope!

Slasher: how are you going to pull a rhino all the way back here?!

Colette: I’d find a way.

Scarlett: just let him have it Colette, I have a plan.

Colette: ok. Bye Slasher!

Colette lets go of the rope causing Slasher to fall back towards the wall causing a bunch of equipment to fall on him.

Slasher: she’s so definitely going to pay for that!

Victoria: where is Daisuke?

Alec: probably didn’t think he needed any equipment. He is a ninja after all.

Chris: time is up everyone out!

All the contestants walk out and get ready to start running.

Chris: alright kids get hunting!

Everyone splits up into groups Angelina goes with Mark, Alec went with Victoria and Scarlett hunts with Colette. Slasher and Daisuke both go out on their own. Alec and Victoria eventually reach a clearing were they see a lion pack.

Alec: so... how are we going to use this stuff?

Victoria: most of our stuff won’t probably come in handy.

'''Alec: the only stuff we managed to grab was a t-shirt, an autobiography about Chef and a picture of Chris with his autograph. As you could tell it’s all completely useless.'''

Victoria: so how are you going to get a lion?

Alec: I think I have an idea. Sorry in advance Victoria.

Victoria: wait, what?

Alec pushes Victoria out in front of the lions. Most of the lions follow her leaving behind their babies.

'''Alec: I’m sorry Victoria but like we said we won’t start our relationship until the season is over so for now we’re competitors.

Victoria: usually when most people get close to someone else they don’t push the other towards a pack of carnivores.'''

Alec goes to grab a cub when he notices a large male lion.

'''Alec: I forgot, only the females hunt in a pride. ''' Alec starts to run away with the baby while multiple lions chasing him. The camera cuts to Mark and Angelina who are watching hippos.

Angelina: ok Mark if I help you you’ll help me.

Mark: sounds good.

'''Angelina: I’m not viewed as a threat by most of the others but having an ally would be nice, if I act friendly with Mark I can guarantee his vote. ''' Mark: so... how are we going to catch one? They aren’t exactly known for being cooperative.

Angelina: it’s simple really. We just need to find their favorite food and lead them towards the base. That means we’re going to have to go looking for it.

Mark: I think hippos only eat grass...

Angelina: fine. I have another plan! We can drain the water towards Chris and the hippos would have to follow!

Mark: how are we going to drain it?

Angelina: I’ll think of something.

They sit down to think. After awhile of thinking Daisuke drops in on them.

Daisuke: hello, I need to ask for a favor.

Mark: what’s the favor?

Daisuke: if you two help me eliminate Colette I’ll help you eliminate anyone you want.

Angelina: so we’re forming an anti-Colette alliance? I’m definitely in.

Mark: I guess I’ll join.

'''Mark: finally someone wants me in an alliance. Sure he’s probably just there for my voted but it’s better than nothing.'''

'''Angelina: Colette is just plain annoying. When I was on her team she would just go on-and-on about how bad I was at challenges.'''

'''Daisuke: to guarantee Colette goes home I’m going to need another vote. I’m guessing Slasher would definitely consider the offer. I am going to keep the promise I gave to my bro.'''

Daisuke: good luck with your animals I’m going to go catch mine.

Daisuke leaves the two while they continue to think. The camera cuts to Scarlett and Colette who were both in a giant savanna. Scarlett is riding an elephant with food on a stick.

Colette: how did you get it to listen to you?

Scarlett: it was really easy. All you have to do is give it an incentive.

Colette: an incentive... interesting.

Colette goes towards the rhino and tries to get it to move with some food but it isn’t interested.

Colette: it won’t move!

Scarlett: I’ll see you at camp later!

Colette: wait you didn’t even tell me how to give it incentive.

Scarlett just keeps going. Colette angrily tries to push the rhino but to no avail. Slasher was having a far easier time than Colette. Slasher had already tied up a wolf and was heading back to camp.

Slasher: this was so easy! Maybe I should sabotage the others now that I have some free time.

Slasher continues to walk when he eventually bumps into Daisuke.

Daisuke: oh, Slasher I’ve been looking for you.

Slasher: what do you want?

Daisuke: well, I want your help to eliminate Colette and in return I’ll help you eliminate anyone you want.

Slasher: anyone? Sounds interesting. I’ll definitely consider the offer.

'''Slasher: this is the biggest win-win I’ve ever experienced! I help the ninja dork eliminate the bossy chick and them he helps me eliminate anyone I want! This’ll show you for annoying me earlier.  Daisuke: I obviously don’t trust Slasher, but I am a man of my word so I’ll help him out later if we succeed.'''

Slasher: so have you caught anything yet?

Daisuke: I don’t have the time to catch one.

Slasher: I’m guessing that means you asked some other people to help eliminate Colette.

Daisuke: I got the votes for Angelina and Mark, later I’m going to try and convince Alec and Victoria as well.

Slasher: looks like you got the strategy thing down.

'''Slasher: sounds like Daisuke isn’t just good at challenges. He actually does have some brains behind him. That makes him a huge threat. So I’ll keep him until he fulfills his promise then dump him.'''

Daisuke disappears into the woods. Slasher continues to walk until he eventually bumps into Angelina and Mark working on a project.

Slasher: what are you two doing?

Angelina: we’re trying to get the water down to Chris.

Slasher: couldn’t that be dangerous?

Mark: probably.

Slasher: ok, have fun then.

Slasher decides that before he leaves he’d do a little sabotage. Slasher steals their remote that Angelina was going to use to make the machine function.

'''Slasher: I was a pretty good pickpocketer back in prison. I once stole an officer’s baton when he wasn’t looking!'''

Alec and Victoria are both hiding in a cave while lions continue to roam outside.

Victoria: thanks a lot. You almost got me killed!

Alec: I was hoping you’d distract them. I would’ve been ok if you did that to me.

Victoria: like I said before I could’ve been killed out there.

Alec: if it makes you feel better they almost killed me too.

Victoria: that doesn’t help.

'''Alec: in hindsight I probably shouldn’t have used her like that. I wonder how I could make it up to her.'''

Alec: is there a way I can make you less... tense?

Victoria: get us out of this alive and I’ll strongly consider it.

Alec: sounds fair. I’ll get us out of this.

Alec throws a small rock to the left of the lions. The lions go towards the rock. Alec and Victoria start to sneak away when they notice Colette trying to move her rhino.

Alec: oh, hi Colette.

Colette: what do you two want?

Victoria: we were just saying hi.

Colette: ok, bye!

Alec: forget her Victoria lets go get your grizzly bear!

Victoria: you still want to help me?

Alec: Of course I do!

Alec and Victoria walk into the forest leaving Colette behind. The camera cuts to Mark and Angelina who had just finished their plan.

Angelina: if this works the water should drain towards Chris with the hippos still inside.

Angelina tries to find her remote but it was gone.

Mark: what happened?

Angelina: it’s nothing we can’t fix! I must have just misallocated it!

Angelina goes down to the dam and starts to try and fix it.

Mark: uh... Angie.

Angelina: I’m trying to fix it!

Mark: Angie!

Angelina: what?!

Angelina looks up to see the dam is slowly breaking. Angelina tries to run away but the dam bursts carrying her, Mark and the hippos away. Back at camp Chris is waiting.

Chris: what’s taking then so long?

After saying this Scarlett and Slasher appear with their animals.

Chris: oh, congrats you both win immunity!

Slasher: alright!

Scarlett starts to look around.

Scarlett: do you two hear something?

Slasher: I hear something loud coming from the forest.

They all look towards the forest and see Angelina and Mark coming towards them inside a giant wave. Meanwhile back in the forest Alec and Victoria were running back with a baby lion and a baby bear.

Alec: hopefully neither family finds us.

After saying this a group of bears and lions appear.

Victoria: what should we do? Even if we return the babies we’ll still be mauled.

Alec: maybe we should run in the other direction...

They turn around and they see that they’re surrounded.

Alec: well we’re dead.

Suddenly Daisuke comes down on a vine and saves them both.

Alec: woah, thanks Daisuke.

Daisuke: it’s no problem.

Victoria: why did you choose to save us? We’re competing against you.

Daisuke: I just wanted to help my friends.

Once they get far away from the lions and bears Daisuke decides to tell them about his plan.

Victoria: so... you only saved us to get our votes.

Daisuke: I would’ve saved you even if I didn’t need the votes. I just need this favor.

Alec: sure we’ll help you vote out Colette.

Alec: I’ve wanted to eliminate Colette for awhile so I’ll probably help him and just act like he convinced me.

'''Victoria: Alec never asks what I think about a plan before we do it. Obviously I still want Colette gone but a ‘what do you think?’ Wouldn’t be so bad.'''

Chris (P.A): every contestant please report back to camp!

Alec, Daisuke and Victoria all walk back to camp together. Eventually they reach camp at the same time as Colette.

Colette: why is everything wet?... and why are there a bunch of hippos here?

Chris: that’s not important right now. Slasher and Scarlett won immunity!

Alec: wait so me and Victoria basically just wasted our time?

Chris: yep!

Victoria: we almost got mauled multiple times for nothing?!

Chris: well you do get something but I’ll tell you what you get later. First we must vote!

All the contestants are now sitting by the fire.

Chris: well the votes are interesting but not at all surprising. First lets say who’s safe. Mark, Angelina, Alec, and Victoria are safe!

They all catch their marshmallows.

Chris: now we’re down to our final two. Colette your bossy attitude annoys a decent amount of the other contestants. Daisuke you... didn’t really do anything... here’s your marshmallow.

Colette: what?!

Daisuke: finally! I avenged Norville and so soon too!

Chris: that’s right you’re going home! That’s what I would say if this wasn’t a reward challenge!

Daisuke: what?!

Colette: hahaha! You got so fooled Daisuke.

Daisuke: you were just as surprised as me!

Scarlett: so Chris what do Slasher and I receive if this is a reward challenge?

Chris: you both get a buffet just like in Total Drama Island but you get to invite any contestant still in the game for a party!

All the contestants cheer and head towards the cafeteria. Daisuke closes the door behind him and locks Colette out.

Colette: hey guys can I join the party? Guys?!

Colette continues to bang on the door but the others just ignore her. The camera pans out to Chris standing outside of the cafeteria.

Chris: what a day. Will Colette win back the trust of the others? Will Victoria and Alec remain close? Find out next time on Total Drama Champions!

'''Votes:

Colette (7): Alec, Scarlett, Victoria, Slasher, Mark, Daisuke and Angelina

Daisuke (1): Colette

Bonus clip:'''

The contestants are all enjoying the party. Alec and Victoria are dancing while Scarlett and Slasher devour the buffet. Mark is dancing by himself while Angelina sits and eats some food.

Mark: this is the first party I’ve ever gone to. Now I know why other people are always talking about these!

Scarlett: don’t feel too bad I doubt Slasher or Colette have ever been to a party before either.

Slasher: I was invited to every prison New Years party.

Alec (sarcastically): I bet you were the bell of the ball.

Slasher: I’ll have you know I was always the center of the other prisoners’ attention!

Scarlett: probably because you can’t dance and the other prisoners were just too shocked to move.

Slasher: I’ll show you guys how great I am!

Slasher starts dancing. To put things lightly, everyone was paying attention to him.

Slasher: I told you guys! I am an exceptional dancer!

The floor below Slasher then breaks causing him to fall down a pit.

Victoria: well that was... interesting...

The contestants continue with the party like nothing happened.