User:Rainbowderp01/Zeek And Ye Shall Find (Transcript)

Chris: Last time in Total Drama All-Stars... the teams were no more, and it was a free-for-all race to the floating machines for a regatta to boat around Wawanakwa. But some floated better than others, for some reason. [coughs] Mal. [coughs] And Chef supplied some dynamite entertainment. Alejandro won the challenge! And Duncan proved he still had a little villain in him after all! [sniffling] [clears throat] Cameron would've gotten the flush, but he was saved by Duncan's court-ordered exit, complete with police escort. That'll learn him. [chuckles] Seven players move on. Soon, one more will be gone. Who will it be? Stick around and see. Here, on Total. Drama. All-Stars!

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[ Theme song ]

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Alejandro: [sighs] This is the life. The life I deserve. The life I will have after I win the million dollars. Butler, would you like to hear a story about me? I was born a beautiful man.

Chris: Hey, roomie! Since my house got destroyed, it looks like I'll be staying here. Hey, it's no fun for me either. I lost everything. Including my swim trunks.

Alejandro: Ah!

Chris: [chuckles]

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Alejandro: Ugh! Que frío. ¿Qué? What have we here? So this is how Chris knows all. All the footage since we arrived here? Hm... "Mal's Greatest Hits". How interesting.

[on video]

Cameron: [snoring]

Mike: [as Mal] [evil chuckle] [grunts]

[static]

Sierra: [snoring]

Mike: [as Mal] [grunts]

[static]

Cameron: Whoa! [grunts]

Mike: [deep inhale]

[static]

Mal: [confessional] [whistles In the Hall of the Mountain King] [chuckles]

[static]

Mal: Time to plant some evidence.

Alejandro: [real time] Hola, strange one. What are you up to?

[on video]

Mal: Alejandro, how could you? [evil laugh]

[video ends]

Alejandro: Planting evidence in my loser cabin bed? Nice try, but I will not be framed.

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Zoey: I didn't vote for you! Honest!

Mal: [as Mike] Uh, me neither. But someone's been up to no good. We should search the cabin and see if we can find any clues.

Cameron: Good idea! Thanks, you guys!

Mal: [as Mike] Uh yeah, you guys better check over there.

Cameron: Nope! Uh, Zoey?

Zoey: No clues in the drawers, either.

Mal: What?

Zoey: Anything there?

Mal: [as Mike] Well, ye-- no.

Cameron: [gasps] You!

Mal: [as Mike] Uh...

Alejandro: Anything you can do, I can do better. And look better doing it. Hello, insurance policy.

Mal: [as Mike] Heh, okay. As if! Why would I stick them under my mattress and then suggest searching the cabin?

Zoey: H-He's right, Cam. It makes no sense!

Cameron: None of it does! It's unlike any equation I've ever encountered! Endangerment plus betrayal times evidence equals... gah!

Mal: [as Mike] Pal, heh, you know you can trust me.

Cameron: No! I can't trust anyone! I'm a lone wolf! I'm the new Lightning! Sha... something!

Mal: [as Mike] [sighs]

Zoey: Don't worry, Mike. I'll talk to him.

Cameron: [confessional] Chris said the vote was unanimous. But how is that possible? I didn't vote for me. Someone tampered with the votes. But who? How? And why?

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Chris: [over loudspeaker] Challenge time! Proceed to the McLean Spa Library! Pronto!

[crack]

Scott: Whoa! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah...

Courtney: [clears throat]

Scott: [sniffs] I was just making sure I don't stink. Heh, and I don't. Seriously.

Courtney: [chuckles nervously] Let's pretend I just showed up now.

Scott: Cool. Oh, wait, don't!

Courtney: [grunts]

Scott and Courtney: Mwah!

Courtney: [gasps] [confessional] That was totally an accident. [squeals]

Scott: [confessional] We kissed! Heh heh. I did stink a little.

[boing]

Scott: Uh, will you be my boyfriend? No, uh, my boyfriend. Ugh! Me yours. Uh, me boy. Just, will you go out with me?

Courtney: Yes. [confessional] My first ring. I'll keep it in my pocket. No way his shoelace goes up on my finger. Boys pee outside. In the dark.

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Mal: [clears throat] [as Mike] I won't do it! No, Cameron's my friend!

Cameron: Um, what's going on?

Mal: [as Mike] Hey! Huh, pfft, Scott and Courtney were just saying bad stuff about you.

Cameron: What?

Mal: [as Mike] Alejandro and Gwen too.

Cameron: Gwen? I thought we were friends. But then... she was on the villains team. Thanks, pal. Sorry I said I couldn't trust you. Obviously I can.

Mal: [as Mike] Good, but we're still in danger. Right now, it's three to four. You, me, and Zoey vs. everyone else! We need to lure one of them into our gang.

Cameron: But how?

Mal: [as Mike] We'll think of something.

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Courtney: Where's Chris?

Chef: Just hush up! You'll see in a minute! [sips]

Gwen: Uh... are you okay?

Cameron: [scoffs]

[on video]

[party blower]

Chris: Welcome to episode 100 of Total Drama! To celebrate, I have an extra special 100th episode challenge. [chuckles] I hope no one is allergic to... rhinoceroses or fire, or poison, smallpox, gluten...

Ezekiel: [panting]

Gwen: Is that...

Chris: Pure real formaldehydes, terik, tree nuts...

Gwen, Cameron, Mal (as Mike), Zoey, and Alejandro: [call out]

Chris: Please, don't interrupt. I'm-- whoa!

[static]

Chef: [spits] Ah! That can't... ah! New challenge! Find Chris!

Gwen: You want us to hunt for Zeke? No way, he's psycho crazy.

Chef: Hey! If no one saves Chris, there ain't no show, which means no winner, and no million dollars!

Mal: [as Mike] What?

Courtney: That's not fair!

Alejandro: Hold on! We accept this challenge. But only if the one who finds Chris gets immunity for the next vote.