The Sand Witch Project

'''The castmates compete in a horror-themed challenge. One castmate takes over the leadership role of their team, and someone else's conscience begins to bother them about their previous actions, which leads to them quitting from the competition even though his team won the challenge, saving two others from possible elimination.'''

Plot
The episode opens with the cast members relaxing and enjoying not having to compete in any challenges. Some of them are playing "Go Fish" and eating some stolen sandwiches. Duncan and Justin are kicking a soccer ball back and forth and DJ is asleep between the two, blissfully unaware of the game. During the game of "Go Fish," Izzy demonstrates her skills in card shuffling. Harold talks in the confessional booth about Izzy, saying, "Izzy thinks she's so cool, but did she spend three whole summers at Magic Steve's Magic Camp?" He then pulls out what he thinks is the ace of spades, but it turns out to actually be a photo of himself covering his private area with a pillow from the prank the guys pulled on him from an earlier episode in the first season. Each cast member is surprised that the sandwiches are so delicious and steal the rest of them from Beth.

While DJ is dreaming, he dreams of the night before, when he was preparing the sandwiches for the team. Chef appears, reminding him that they both are still in the alliance to make DJ the winner and Chef is to take half of the million. Back with the cast members, they are called to the fake mountain by Chris, so he can reveal the next challenge. Once they arrive there, Chris's screams are heard and he falls out of the sky and is impaled on a spotlight. He appears to be dead, but then it is revealed that it is a stunt prop and he announces that the challenge's theme is horror films. After everyone screams about Chris's stunt, Lindsay notes that Beth didn't scream like the others. Beth tells her that she cannot scream due to a faulty tonsillectomy from one of the doctor's earrings getting stuck on her tonsils. Back at the challenge, each team has to select a 'scarer' from their team to scare the members of their team, with the rate of the scream being shown on the scream-o-meter. The Screaming Gaffers all agree to choose Duncan for it because he did great in the acting challenges before and he would make a great scarer, but Chef forces them and Duncan to go with DJ. In the confessional booth, Duncan says that he'd like to keep his arms after Chef threatened him and said that the one thing he learned from home cooking class is to always listen to the guy with the knife.

Meanwhile, the Killer Grips are arguing with each other over who should be the killer. Justin wants to be the killer because the mask would protect his face from damage, whereas Izzy wants to be the killer because she claims that her 'scary faces' even creep her dog out. Owen however, disagrees and continuously claims that Izzy is cute, which annoys her. While Lindsay was trying to get everyone to go with Beth because she can't scream, Beth was distracted by Justin and the mask, while Owen rambles about how Izzy is cute and never scary, prompting Izzy to glare at Owen. While no one was answering to Lindsay, she finally shouts that Beth would be the killer and that was it. The challenge begins with both Harold and Justin standing in the forest setting and both DJ and Beth set to scare them. Beth tries to scare Justin, but as he doesn't want his pipes to be strained, he does not try very hard to scream. DJ is pushed by Chef, and he bumps into Harold and puts on his mask, making Harold scream like a little girl. Harold screams the loudest, which causes the Screaming Gaffers to win the first round.

The next round involves scaring one of the teammates in the outhouse. The victims are Leshawna and Lindsay. Leshawna thinks that being scared in the outhouse is the most inappropriate thing ever and Lindsay states that she is not going to pee on camera like she did last season. When DJ goes in to scare Leshawna, he realizes that she is sitting on the toilet and is immediately embarrassed. She angrily tells him to scare her and he grunts softly and claws at her with his hand, which causes her to laugh because it is such a feeble attempt. However, when Beth runs in to Lindsay's stall, she scares her so much that she pees herself and screams twice. Beth then tells Lindsay that it was her and she stops screaming. Beth and Lindsay score a point for their team.

The tie-breaking round is the couples round, in which both "killers" go after the couple, who are making out. The couples are Owen and Izzy as well as Duncan and Heather. Owen and Izzy are excited about the scene and start making out in front of Chris, but Duncan and Heather are horridly disgusted. Once Chris mentions the incentive of a million dollars, they hesitantly and briefly kiss and recoil almost immediately, both visibly shaken. When both "killers" try to scare the two couples, neither couples are scared because Duncan and Heather are still grossed out by the kiss, and Owen and Izzy are too busy making out to be scared. Chef then comes out with a mask and chainsaw and scares Duncan, Heather, and DJ. This stunt scares DJ so much that he passes out. After a show break, everyone is surrounding the shocked DJ to see if he is still alive.

In DJ's dream, he is in the clouds and sees his mother. He runs to her, but she gives him an upset look and tells him she didn't raise a cheater. She then slaps him which brings him back to the set, where he is being slapped by Heather, who is trying to bring him out of the shock. He requests to speak to Chef, but Chef is talking with the producers, getting disciplined for messing with the challenge. Chris then sets them up for another challenge, in which the Killer Grips' challenge is to stay in the craft services tent and try not to get scared for the rest of the night. Afterwards, Chris tells them a fake story about an old movie lot guard who mysteriously disappeared. They are given devices to detect where the ghost of the guard is.

Chris then comes out of tent and informs the Screaming Gaffers of their challenge: scare the Grips out of the tent using any items available, before the night ends. Harold tries to scare them with a floating object trick, but it doesn't work. Duncan makes some fake blood and rigs it to seep from the windows of the kitchen. The Killer Grips are terrified of the blood and try to leave the tent until Lindsay points out that the it smells like ketchup. She forces Owen to taste it, proving it is ketchup, allowing them to stay in the tent.

During that time, everyone on the Killer Grips notes that Lindsay was being a bit bossy. Meanwhile, the Gaffers try to think of something else to scare the Grips, and everyone turns to DJ, for he hasn't been helping out with the other tricks. DJ claims that he doesn't want to scare the Grips, as his Momma doesn't like him scaring people, but the Gaffers force him to cooperate. DJ's plan was to scare the Grips with the ghost of the guard. Heather dresses up as the guard, and added with some spooky voices (provided by Leshawna), complete darkness (Duncan turns off the power) and Harold suspending Heather above the Grips, scares everyone out of the tent. Lindsay tries to tell everyone that the ghost detecting devices were still not going off and therefore it was just a prank, until DJ throws a fork that sets off the device and sends Lindsay screaming into the night. Once the Killer Grips were gone, DJ walks toward the hanging Heather and sees the 'conscience mama' telling him that he did a bad thing and she would never forgive him.

At the Gilded Chris Awards Ceremony, Justin and Lindsay are in the bottom two. As Chris is about to name the winner of the last award, DJ abruptly confesses about his illegal alliance with Chef and votes himself off the show. Chef tries to talk to DJ, only for DJ to scold him in front of everyone and then prepare to leave.

Before leaving, DJ also confesses that he was the one who made all the delicious food that everyone had been eating. All the castmates wanted DJ to stay, with Justin even saying that they should have Chef voted off. However, DJ wants to clean his conscience and getting voted off will fix everything that he did with Chef. Once DJ enters the Lame-o-sine, Owen tries to stop the vehicle because he wants DJ to stay with the contestants and make food for them, but fails. Chris signed off the show while holding Owen's face and telling him that in the next episode they will face the most horrible thing ever, Chef's cooking. Owen then drops to the ground and pukes on Chris's shoes as the episode ends.

Quotes
(Izzy looks annoyed.) Owen: I'll also take a five. Owen: (has his mouth full) What are you talking about? Heather: (also with her mouth full of sandwiches) What kind of pig are you anyways? Chef: This is not about right or wrong, son. It's about you and me winning that cool mil! Izzy: (laughs) Oh my gosh, you guys. Did you see that one with the possessed rug that learned to walk and smothered cats? Or did I make that up? Justin: (unenthusiastically) Ahh...! I'm so scared! (The Scream-O-Meter rates 3 bars) Justin: I'm sorry, I just can't risk my pipes any further. What good is a face like this, without my warm yet, manly tones to back it up? Leshawna: You wanna win? Do the scene, DJ! DJ: (with an extremely wimpy tone) Rawr. Beth: You were doing so good, I'm not even being scary anymore. (removes the mask) Look! Owen: Oh, boy. I'm not the world's greatest actor. Izzy: Oooh! How horror movie is this! We have to make out! Owen: I love this business! Hubba-hubba! (Owen and Izzy start making out very passionately) Chris: Awkward.... Heather: (gasps after reading script) No. No, no, no! I would rather die! Duncan: That makes two of us, lady! (Chris jumps out from behind the couch) Chris: Don't forget, kiddies! It's a million bucks! (Chris pops back behind the couch) (Duncan and Heather both make ugly faces... close their eyes, slowly come together and their lips barely touch for almost 1 second. Their eyes open and they are clearly revolted) Heather: Ewww! Ugh!! Yuck!! Duncan: Blech! Yuck! Ughh!! Heather: You taste like street! (DJ pops up from behind the couch and makes a really wimpy growl. Heather and Duncan don't even notice him.) Heather: My lips may never recover! Owen: (along with Izzy, realizes they're in the middle of a horror scene) Hmmm? Oh! (Izzy and Owen give out very unenthusiastic screams that rate very low on the Scream-o-meter before resuming their make-out session) DJ: Momma! I'm here! Momma! It's me, Momma! It's Poopydoo! Your little Devon Joseph Poopydoo! DJ's Mom: (turns around and gives him a stern look) The son I raised would never lie or cheat! (whacks him with her purse) ''DJ: I need to see Chef! Heather:'' (slaps DJ again) ''Leshawna: Heather! Heather: What? He's still talking crazy! DJ: I'll get you some. (DJ leaves to do so) Leshawna: Respect, Duncan. It really looks like blood! Duncan: Devil's Night, my brothers and I used to wait outside kindergarten with this goop dripping off us. Ha! One year I gave a dozen five year olds seizures. Leshawna: Aaaand... Respect deleted. Leshawna: Well, momma ain't here, is she? Duncan: And Papa Duncan wants to win and go to bed! So...? Beth: You were a little bossy. Lindsay: Hello, it's called leadership? Duncan: Dude, you can't leave! Justin: Yeah! Can't we just vote Chef off instead? (Chef glares at Justin) DJ: Sorry, but I gotta make it right, for Momma. Girls: Awwwww... Chris: Well, folks, looks like Owen's gravy-train just hightailed it outta town! Now that he has survived this week's fright-fest, will he be able to bear the most horrific, stomach churning, gut wrenching challenge ev-ah? Owen: What is it? Chris: Chef's cooking!''' '(Owen screams and falls on the ground)'' Chris: (laughs) I love this game! (Owen pukes loudly) Chris: Dude! Not the shoes!
 * Owen: Izzy, do you have a BLT?
 * Harold: (in confessional) Izzy thinks she's so cool, but did she spend three whole summers at Magic Steve's Magic Camp? Allow me to demonstrate my mad magic skills by producing the Ace of Spades!!! (shows card and realizes it's an embarrassing picture of him naked on the dock from If You Can't Take The Heat...) Oh... heh, heh. Hey, how did that get in there?
 * Beth: I call this The Egg Salad Firework! (does a complex flip) Drumroll! (tosses sandwiches in air, Owen catches them) Owen! Stop stealing my sammies!
 * DJ: Maybe it's time to stop cheating. Being in this alliance with you, it makes me feel all kinds of wrong inside!
 * Chris: Think of every great horror movie you've ever seen.
 * Duncan: (in confessional) Arms are good. They throw things, feed you things, they're something to put in your sleeves. And if there's one thing I learned in Home Ec. class, always listen to the dude with the knife.
 * Beth: Boo!
 * DJ: (opens the door to see Leshawna on the toilet) Oh! I'm sorry, I busted in on your private moment! Boy, is my face red!
 * Lindsay: (screams in hysterical fear; sees herself peeing and stops screaming, then continues screaming)
 * Chris: All right, guys. This is the tie breaker scene. You're gonna have to act your faces off!
 * (Heather and Duncan have to do a make-out scene)
 * Beth: (growls) I'm gonna chop you into little teriyaki bits! (Izzy and Owen continue making out, oblivious to her presence) Ummm... guys?
 * Chris: (after DJ fainted) Join us after the break to see if DJ is still alive. DJ. Come in DJ.
 * (DJ is having a hallucination where he sees his mom in the clouds)
 * Heather: ''(slaps DJ)
 * Duncan: (taste tests his fake blood concoction) Hm. Needs more corn syrup. It's not quite scabby, enough.
 * DJ: Guys, I don't know if I should do this. I don't like scaring people. My momma says it's not gentlemanly.
 * Lindsay: What! Why me? Beth!
 * DJ: Stop! I'm gonna do what I should've done long ago, make Momma proud. I'm voting myself off.
 * Owen: Wait, wait, wait! You've been cooking all of the delicious food? The pizza? The cheesecake? The sandwiches?
 * Owen: (as DJ leaves in the Lame-o-sine) Can you still send food? Pretty please, with delicious sandwiches on top?
 * DJ: (inside the Lame-o-sine) Wednesday, momma and I are going to the petting zoo. She likes the ducks because they have honest faces. I like the bunnies because they don't lie. I hope she isn't as mad at me in real life as she was in my dream. I did the right thing in the end. Isn't that what matters? So I lost out on a million bucks, but I still have my integrity. Well, with everyone who didn't watch the show, I guess. As for the people who did watch the show, maybe I can bake them my famous cinnamon buns.

Trivia

 * Title Reference: The episode's title is a parody of the 1999 film, "The Blair Witch Project."
 * Similar to Hook, Line, and Screamer, this episode contains many parodies/references to famous horror-themed movies:
 * Halloween: Music similar to the original theme plays towards the end of the first challenge, when DJ is about to scare Harold. Also, the "killers" wielded giant kitchen knives similar to the signature weapon of Michael Myers. Also, Beth's point of view through the eyes of the mask is similar to when a young Michael's point of view was shown in the beginning of the film before and after he committed his first murder.
 * The Amityville Horror: The blood tactic that Duncan used to make the wall look like they were oozing blood.
 * Ghostbusters: The ghost reading devices that Chris gave the Grips.
 * Friday the 13th: The hockey mask worn by the killers.
 * The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The chainsaw that Chef uses to scare Heather, Duncan, and DJ.
 * This is the second episode in the series to reference a John Carpenter film (that film being Halloween). The first was Hook, Line, and Screamer and the third is The EX-Files.
 * This is the second of three episodes in the series to feature a horror theme involving a serial killer. The first was Hook, Line, and Screamer, and the third is I See London....
 * This is the second time DJ is eliminated during a horror themed challenge; the first time being in the Psycho Killer challenge in Hook, Line, and Screamer.
 * This is the second time Lindsay is saved from almost being eliminated. The first was in Up the Creek, when the RCMP came just before the final marshmallow was distributed. However, unlike that instance, it seems that this time, Lindsay truly would have been voted off, as both Izzy and Justin admitted to being scared of her when she yelled at them in the Craft Services Tent, and even Beth admitted that Lindsay was "being a little bossy." Thus, that would make a three-out-of-five majority against Lindsay.
 * This marks the first time in the series where one team won the challenge, but ended up losing one of its own members anyway.
 * This episode marks the first time in Total Drama history were a contestant has quit from the competition.
 * This is the second time that DJ has left the competition without actually being voted off by the other contestants. In Hook, Line, and Screamer, the loser was chosen based on poorest performance instead of votes.
 * This is also the second time in the series that someone offered to be eliminated instead of someone else, the first being Duncan offering to take Gwen's place in The Chefshank Redemption. However, this is the first time that it actually happens, as Duncan admitted that he was just kidding in the aforementioned episode.
 * It is revealed in this episode that DJ's initials stand for "Devon Joseph."
 * Izzy reveals she has a dog, making her the fifth person to own a dog. The other four are Lindsay, Noah, Owen and Duncan.
 * Izzy and Owen make out for the first time in each of the first two seasons in episodes based on horror movies. They first made out in Hook, Line, and Screamer and now in this episode. The difference is that they are seen out in the open making out in this episode, while in Hook, Line, and Screamer, Izzy dragged Owen behind a bush to make out with him.
 * The Scream-O-Meter is very similar to the Chef-O-Meter from Not Quite Famous. Coincidentally, Harold won that challenge when it was his turn as well.
 * Beth reveals that she cannot scream due to a botched tonsillectomy.
 * Lindsay says that Owen must have "SNP." She likely meant ESP, an acronym for extrasensory perception (especially when one considers that she also called Owen "psychotic" when she meant to say psychic).
 * The music from Cody's dream in The Big Sleep is heard during DJ's dream.
 * Ronnita the Rent-a-Cop is an obvious reference to 6teen, in which it is Ron the Rent-a-Cop.
 * The port-a-potty that Leshawna and Lindsay sit in during the challenge is the same one seen in The Aftermath: IV, when the jury must cast their votes for who they want to win.

Goofs

 * Beth states that she can't scream due to a faulty tonsillectomy, but in various episodes before and after this one, Beth can be heard screaming. Some examples include: 3:10 to Crazytown, in which Chris shot his gun and Beth screamed out of fear and annoyance; Monster Cash, where she is heard screaming while running from the Monster with DJ, Gwen, and Trent; and The Princess Pride, where she screams in happiness after being informed that Chris will start selling Princess Dolls of herself.
 * When Lindsay is inside the confessional, the Gaffers logo is shown, but Lindsay is a Grip.
 * When DJ confesses that he started an Illegal alliance with Chef, Chris seems angry. But in the recap of Riot On Set, Chris seems to already know about the alliance.
 * When the viewer sees DJ's mother, she looks different from her picture in DJ's audition tape.
 * When DJ eliminates himself as a cheater, all of the Killer Grips are shocked. This is strange, as Izzy knew of the alliance between DJ and Chef in The Aftermath: I.
 * Even though the line in the theme song is "Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine," the closed captions say "The moment that I'm doing fine."
 * When Chris faked his own death, it was impossible for Chris to get where he was and have a hole the size of what he had, due to the light being much larger than the pole.
 * The closed captions show Lindsay's line as "Owen's totally got us in pee" instead of "Owen's totally got SNP."
 * Owen states in this episode that he hates Chef's cooking. However, he has displayed admiration for Chef's food in previous episodes.