User blog:Shadowshroom/Total Drama Champions Ep. 3: Hurling like a Champion

Malevolent Moose: Max, Victoria, Alec, Mark, James, Dave, "Slasher", Lilly, Jessica(9/9)

Fabulous Flamingos: Scarlett, Bart, Angelina, Madie, Colette. Dawn, Daisuke, Norville(8/9)

Camera cuts to Chris, who is waving at the audience malevolently.

Chris: It's back for another episode of Total Drama Champions! Last time, the guys did an obstacle course challenge and it was Jenna Mae who got hurled to obvilion. Who will be out now, find out right now on Total Drama Champions!

All the contestants were chattering, especially Jessica and Lilly.

Jessica(sheepish): Hmm, now that everyone knows my secret power, I really don't know what to do anymore...

Lilly: It's fine Jess! You have me and Dawn at your side, remember?

Jessica nodded while Dawn agree with Lilly. Things were going well on that side while on James and Slasher's.. not so much.

Conf. Slasher: UGH! I know that James is going to try to get me out. I have to get him out first though, I wonder how.

Conf. James: Ha! Slasher fell in deep trouble after falling into my trap last time! All I have to do is recruit 2 other people to get Slasher out before he gets me out.

Max, Mark, and Victoria were talking altogether.

Victoria(nervous): O-oh hey guys! How are you all doing? We did real good on that challenge, didn't we?

Conf. Victoria: I know that James was lying last time about all the "voting" me out thingy, but think about it like this. As a professional gamer, you know how to develop strategy over time. It's simple, pretend to be worried, and at the last second! BAM!

Victoria tries to chop the wood in the confessional with the bare hands.

Conf. Victoria: ....Ouch! That hurts. Why whould they put wood here anyways? This isn't the 1800s anymore people!

Max: Fear my evil, everyone of you! You will all fall under the supreme power of me! The Lord, the King of the Things, I am Max! And fear me!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Mark shrugged and laughed.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Mark: Someone with half a brain can know you are just some pathetic loser.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Victoria made a ooh sound and laughed at Max, who was red from ears to toes.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Conf. Max: Ouch, that hurts a bit. But not much for evil!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Conf. Mark: You see I'm pretty cool. And cool people really know how to roast! Besides, I've bought this book just for comebacks! Come at me bullies! I show no fear, uh, Mark is here? Yeah, I'm still working on that a bit.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chris comes out of nowhere and fell out of the sky wearing a parachute.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chris: Hello, how are you all doing? Just kidding, I don't really care about you! Anyways, a way to be the "Champion" in the olympics is to do lots of small dangerous activities! Especially some I just made up! There are three you have to do, Javelin Shot, The 10 meter jump, and the Bicycle Jump of Doom! That one is my favorite one, you get on this unstable bicycle, and then you jump over five crocodiles in a river on a ramp! HAHA! Nice one, Chef!"

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chef comes also out of nowhere and high fives Chris.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chef: Yeah, Chris! Anyways, I'm going to be Chris's personal coach this time! Stand up, maggots! Salute!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">While all the others stood up and saluted, even Mark. Max just sit, looking defiant.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Max: Make me fool! My power is five times as powerful as you!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chef whipped him with a towel causing him to scream.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Max: Fine! I will obey you this time, miscreant! But this time only!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">He got up and decided to do the challenge.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Chef: Choose two people on your team that's on each challenge! The others won't have to do it!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Madie: Ooh ooh! Choose me! My superb Shakespearian skills will let me win definitely!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">So, the Moose chose Dave, Alec, Mark, Victoria, Slasher, and James. While the Flamingos chose Scarlett, Dawn, Angelina, Colette, Daisuke, and Madie.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Daisuke: It's fine, guys! You can all count on me to do it!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Norville: Yeah, you can definitely do it buddy!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Daisuke: Yeah sure, don't get too confident.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Conf. Norville: Darn it, I want to make friends here. But it seems like everyone hates me.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Conf. Daisuke: Don't get me wrong. Norville is a pretty decent guy, but sometimes I think he tries to hard.

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