User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 20: Run Like an Egyptian

Charismic Chimeras: Diego, Elyse, Kaele, Michael, Tristan, Viviana 6/10

Chris and an intern are standing in front of four robots that resemble the four Egyptian gods Horus (the falcon god), Anubis (the jackal god), Sobek (the crocodile god), and Bastet (the cat god). The first three are put together and the intern is just finishing screwing the head on the Bastet bot.

Intern: Alright, now to calibrate it. *Takes device out of pocket*

Chris: Careful, these are probably the most dangerous robots we've ever used for a challenge.

Intern: Really? Even more dangerous than the minitaur? Or the dragon?

Suddenly, the intern presses a button and the Bastet bot throws its detachable claws at intern, pinning him to the wall, then proceeds to breathe fire on the intern, singeing him and setting his hair on fire.

Chris: Oh and don't forget, you still have to put Set together.

Intern: Noted.

Chris turns to the camera and gives the intro.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Domination, we were in Brazil where the contestants had to build a parade float and then race them. Some did better than others. In the end, Michael may not have made the best float, but he came out on top in the race, however, it was a non-elimination round, which dissappointed a few people. What shall happen this time? Find out on this episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMINATION!

*Theme song plays*

Michael and Viviana are sitting side by side in massage chairs. Suddenly, Viviana speaks up.

Viviana: Hey Michael.

Michael: Yah?

Viviana: There's something I want to talk to you about.

Michael: What is it?

Viviana: This is the final six...

Michael: I realize that.

Viviana: We need to come up with an actual plan. We can't just simply rely on luck to get where we want to be.

Michael: I agree, but I'm not the best planner out there.

Viviana: Well, lucky for you, I am better at planning.

Michael: Okay well, what did you have in mind?

Viviana: The way I see it, after the other three are done with their little spat, they'll turn their attention to us.

Michael: That sounds about right. So what do we do?

Viviana: Simple. We decide their little spat for them. We win the challenges, and pick them off one by one.

Michael: That sounds like a good plan in theory, but what if one of them gets invincibility, and worse yet, it's Tristan, and what if they all decide to target one of us?

Viviana: A valid point, but I've got an ace in the hole.

Viviana pulls out her idol.

Viviana: This idol will wipe out two votes against whoever uses it.

Michael: That sounds good for one elimination ceremony, but what if we fail a second time?

Viviana: Then...one of us has to win a tiebreaker challenge. It's a calculated risk, but we've got to do something if we want to win this thing.

Michael: Agreed.

Viviana: Okay then, so you're on board?

Michael: Well, it is a risk, but at the end of the day, we do need to do something. Alright I'm on board.

Viviana: Good.

Conf: Viviana: This is the home stretch, and if we want to win, we've got to do something to achieve that goal, and I'm not afraid to take risks. I know winning these next few challenges is a tall task, but if it pays off, I may not have to use this idol.

Conf: Tristan: Okay, these last few rounds, I've kinda been playing it safe and phoning it in, respectively. But this time I've gotta make my move, or at the very least, win invincibility. This time, I'm taking good care of my knapsack, I've got it duct taped to my shoulders, and before that I filled it up with things I can use from this plane. Oh also, I've thought about it, and let's just say that in these next few rounds, I'll be using certain events to my advantage.

Meanwhile, Diego is sitting on a bench on one side of the loser class, trying out a magic trick. He puts a handkerchief into his hand and makes it dissappear.

Diego: There, now for the hard part.

He closes his hand and then pulls out a set of never ending handkerchiefs. However, the handkerchiefs fall out of his sleeve.

Diego: *Censored* Even with the simplest tricks, I can never get it right!

Just as Diego grabs his handkerchiefs and puts them back up his sleeve, Kaele walks in.

Kaele: What was that?

Diego: Nothing.

Kaele: Wait, where's your ice pack?

Diego: *Grabs ice pack from under seat* Right here!

Kaele: Well, if you want your injury to heal, you should keep it on.

Diego: I know.

Just as Kaele sits down next to Diego, Elysewalks in. She disapprovingly stares at the two. Diego and Kaele looks Elyse in the eyes, then eventually sighed. Elyse sighed, shook her head and went to the confessional.

Conf: Elyse: Just because I helped save them from that robot last time, that doesn't mean I like them, I just didn't want the robot to kill them, or me for that matter. I barely knew Luna, but what they did to her was messed up man, and that's coming from someone who has done some pretty messed up things in her lifetime, and I would say that to their faces.

Conf: Kaele: I know what I did to Luna was messed up, but I can't let that affect me now. I just have to put on a brave face and put my best foot forward, just like how I've been doing my entire life ever since my parents got divorced. I just...I don't know if I can do this anymore. *Sigh*

Conf: Diego: I can already tell that we're the black sheep of group. Things are going to be difficult. At least we can all agree on one thing, and that's hatred for Tristan. Unless he wins, I feel safe for this round, but after that, things are going to start to get a little dicey.

Chris: *Intercom* Contestants, time for your challenge, meet me in the elimination area in ten.

Ten minutes later, everyone is in the elimination area. Suddenly, Chris walks in wearing an Egyptian crown.

Chris: Final six, welcome back to a time where mummies ruled the earth, and aliens helped build stuff.

Michael: Let me guess, we're in Egypt.

Chris: Right you are Michael. Chef!

Chef opens the door. Outside is the famed Nile River. Chris and Chef lead the contestants to a line drawn in the sand next to the river.

Chris: Okay, your guys' next challenge is a race.

Kaele: Wait, where are our vehicles?

Chris: No vehicles, no building materials, no canoes, this is a straight up footrace.

Elyse: That's it?

Chris: Yep. Oh wait, did I forget to metion you'll have to wear these?

Chef motions to an intern who is bringing out some poorly made sandals. The contestants groan. Cuts to the contestants at the starting line, and they are not really ready to begin the race.

Michael: Ow! These things are itchy.

Diego: Ugh, Mis pies me están matando! This is without a doubt the worst footwear I've ever worn.

Viviana: It's like these things are trying to hurt my feet.

Chris: That's kinda the point.

Elyse: Come on, suck it up buttercup!

Tristan: HAHA You losers can't take it? No pain, no game! Hey hey, Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from these sandals! HA! Am I right?

Everyone else groans at Tristan's joke.

Chris: Is everyone ready to begin the race?

Elyse and Tristan: Yes.

The rest of the contestants groan.

Chris: Alright. First one to that tree over there wins. On your marks, get set, GO!

The contestants start to run. Tristan and Elyse (obviously) are ahead, followed by Diego and Michael, with Viviana and Kaele bringing up the rear.

Elyse: You're a good runner. Heh, I'll be honest, these things are killing my feet, but my daddy raised me to be tough, so I'm not going to let a little pain stop me!

Tristan: Yah, well my pain threshold is stronger than yours, so sayonara!

Tristan pulls ahead of Elyse and makes it to the tree before anyone else.

Chris: And Tristan wins.

Tristan: HAHA! So, what'd I win?

Chris: This portable sonar detector.

Tristan: Okay, interesting.

Chris: Everyone, follow me to your next challenge!

Kaele: Can we put our shoes back on?

Chris: Sure you can!...Right after we get to our next location!

Most of the contestants groan. Cuts to everyone at a pyramid with their regular shoes on.

Chris: Okay, so first off, for everyone not named Tristan, I don't want this to take all day, so here are your maps.

Chef hands out poorly drawn maps with stickers on them to the rest of the contestants.

Chris: Now, your challenge is a scavenger hunt! Today, you'll be hunting for treasure, but not just any type of treasure, specific kids of treasure.

Viviana: Real original.

Chris: Now, my interns have hidden six different versions of the same gems all throughout the pyramid. You will need to find a diamond, a sapphire, an amulet, an urn, a ceptor, and a marble cat statue.

Viviana: Hey, an urn isn't a gem, and a ceptor is just a fancy name for a cane!

Chris: Gems, items, artifacts, whatever you want to call them. Oh, and Tristan, the green dot is you, the white dot is a diamond, the blue dot is a sapphire, the orange dot is an amulet, the purple dot is the ceptor, the brown dot is the urn, and the yellow dot is cat statue. Oh, and the red dots are threats. Got it?

Tristan: Got it!

Michael: Wait, what kind of threats?

Chris: HAHA You'll find out soon enough. Oh and everyone, in case you didn't know, those stickers represent the general area of where you'll find the items. Alright. First one back here with all six wins immunity. Ready, set, go!

The contestants enter into the pyramid. they each enter into a room. In front of them is a big wall with hieroglyphs. On either side, there are four different cooridoors each leading a different way. Tristan jets past all of this and just picks a random cooridoor as he follows his sonar. The rest of the contestants stop.

Elyse: Okay, so where to first?

Viviana: I say we follow Tristan. He has that sonar detector, so he'll lead us right to the gems.

Elyse: That's...one way of doing it. But are you sure you want to follow him? Knowing him, he'll make it hard for us to follow him. Plus we have these maps.

Michael: She's in this mode where she wants to win the challenge so we can get rid of the other three.

Viviana: Exactly! It's the best chance we've got. Plus I kinda can't read maps. So come on, let's go.

Elyse: Woah woah woah, you don't know how to read maps?

Viviana: You're talking to a girl who lets the gps in her car do all the work.

Cuts to Chris.

Chris: Ugh, millennials!

Elyse: Seriously?

Viviana: Yes, seriously.

Elyse: My daddy taught me how to read maps when I was like five.

Viviana: Yah, well my dad never...

Elyse: I will admit, road maps can be harder to read for someone who's not used to them, but his map is more like the ones at the mall, so it should be easier for you to read.

Viviana: That's true I guess, let me see that map. Wait, did Chris draw this map in crayon?

Michael: Girls, none of this is helping us. You're getting side tracked. Now, we need to focus on the challenge.

Elyse: He's right, wouldn't it be smarter if we split up? Like you said in Sydney, we could cover more ground that way, plus Tristan's a loose cannon.

Viviana: *Sigh* I guess you're right. Okay, we split up, but we report back here when we find something. *Stares at the wall* When the three of us have all six um...things, then we'll have someone to take them to Chris. Deal?

Michael and Elyse: Deal.

Michael: Hey Viviana, could I tag along with you?

Both of the girls laugh.

Michael: What?

Viviana: Sure, you can tag along with me.

Elyse: Yah, and I can hold my own.

Michael: Okay, great!

Viviana stares at the wall the looks back at Elyse and blinks. Elyse gets her message and then blinks back as she goes down a corridoor.

Michael and Viviana enter through another corridoor.

Conf: Tristan: HAHA! They are probably going to follow me, because I've got this. Well you know what I say? No dice cowboy!

Meanwhile...

Kaele: So what do we do?

Diego: I don't know what they're going to do, but why don't we stick together?

Kaele: Alright.

Diego and Kaele go down an empty corridoor.

Kaele: Hey Diego.

Diego: Sí?

Kaele: There's something I wanted to talk about.

Diego: Okay, shoot.

Kaele: You know, everybody hates us.

Diego: I am aware of that.

Kaele: If we wanna win, we are at least going to have to earn some good will with somebody.

Diego: I agree. We need at least one alli to get further in the game.

Kaele: Agreed, but the thing is, I don't know where to begin. We could try an alliance with Tristan I guess.

Diego: Which is something I REALLY don't want to do. But you see, that's just it. Convincing the others is going to be a slippery slope. I mean, even if they do believe us, after Tristan, we're the expandable ones. We have like NO staying power.

Kaele: So what do we do?

Diego: I don't know. But we've got to try something. Otherwise, we're both toast.

Kaele: Yes, but I just don't know what that something is right now.

Meanwhile, Viviana and Michael are walking down a corridoor when Viviana looks back at the room.

Viviana: Okay, the coast is clear. Let's go.

Michael: Go where?

Viviana: Just follow me.

Viviana along wih Michael goes back the the room then signals Elyse.

Michael: Okay, what was that for?

Elyse walks over to them.

Viviana: I studied these for a class in high school. I want to see what this says, it could give us an advantage, so I didn't want to tip off the others.

Michael: Woah, what school do you go to? I never studied that in my high school.

Viviana: You could have studied that already if you took AP classes. Now please be quiet and let me do my work.

Michael: Alright.

Viviana walks over to the wall.

Viviana: Lets see. Great harm will befall those who dishonor the king.

Elyse: What's that supposed to mean?

Viviana: It could mean nothing, but it could also mean that we better not do anything other than completing this challenge, or, things will get messy.

Elyse: Makes sense.

Michael: Okay, now that that's over, lets go.

Viviana: Alright. Elyse, are you sure you don't want to come with us?

Elyse: Yep, I'm good. You guys can go your own way.

Conf: Elyse: Okay, I know going alone in this particular challenge may not be the best move, but I don't want to be a third wheel to Michael and Viviana, so at least in this situation, I'm giving them their space. If they do need help, they know who to call.

Meanwhile, Tristan is busy setting up a Rube Goldberg machine on his way to the first item.

Tristan: And that oughtta keep them busy. Now, time to get back to work.

Tristan grabs his sonar detector and goes on his way. He sees a white dot with red dots surrounding it directly to his right, but there is a wall in the way.

Tristan: Hmm...There's probably a panel here somewhere, but considering that this diamond is surrounded by there are five more diamonds just like it, and that this one is surrounded by "threats", I think it's better to not risk it and just leave it to someone else...Oh who am I kidding, I'm going to do it anyway.

Tristan gets out his knapsack.

Tristan: Let's see, IED's? No, that might blow the diamond to bits. These water balloons may be of some help to me. This mallet might do the trick.

He surveys the wall again and finds a tiny crack.

Tristan: Hmmm...Maybe Chompy can fit through this hole in the wall.

Tristan gets out his pet snake and tells him to go through that hole. Chompy does as his owner says. When on the other side, the snake looks up and sees the diamond crocodile...and it is surrounded by actual crocodiles, so Chompy, scared, returns to his owner empty-handed.

Tristan: What is it boy?

Chompy, still scared, slithers back into Tristan's knapsack. Tristan walks over to his knapsack and sees Chompy shaking.

Tristan: *Sigh* That bad, huh?

Chompy nods at Tristan.

Tristan: Well too bad! I'm going in anyway!

Tristan feels around the wall, eventually, he reaches the panel, and the wall opens up. On the other side, he makes an angry face at the crocodiles.

Tristan: Okay now, which one of you scared Chompy?

The crocodiles look at each other confused.

Tristan: You know what? It doesn't matter. Here, let me just grab the thing, and then I'll be on my way. NOW MOVE!

The crocodiles do nothing.

Tristan: *Crazy eyes* I SAID MOVE!

The crocodiles, scared, move out of the way. Tristan walks around them, grabs the diamond crocodile, turns around, then exits. Before he leaves however, he turns around and says...

Tristan: Well, what are you all waiting for? Go on, git!

The crocodiles look at each other, then decide to exit along with Tristan.

Tristan: And if you find any of my competeitiors, you can go ahead and do whatever you want with them!

Tristan starts to walk away when he realizes something.

Tristan: Hey wait, knowing Chris, he's bound to have interns running around inside these walls, that's definantely something he would do. That may not be the secret entrance, but if I were to find it...*devilish smile*

Meanwhile, Diego and Kaele are walking down a corridoor, when the reach a dead end.

Diego: Great, this way leads nowhere. Now where are we supposed to go?

Kaele: Not according to the map. There's a room behind this wall, and there's a cat statue over there. There's probably a panel or something hidden here somewhere.

Kaele feels around the wall. She presses on one brick, and the wall rotates. They are now in a big room, with torches lining the walls. The floor in front of them has an image of a scareb on it.

Kaele: Don't move. That floor will probably crumble as soon as you step on it.

Diego: Then what are we supposed to do?

Kaele: Well, if Luna was here, she'd probably tie a rope to her crossbow, then shoot it at that wall, then attach the rope to that torch so we could cross, but I kinda screwed that up. Soooooo...

Diego: Don't be so hard on yourself. We all make mistakes.

Kaele: Yah...*Deep sigh*...So, what do we do?

Diego: Wait...Do you happen to have any rubber bands?

Kaele: Sure. I carry some around in my pocket to keep busy. Why?

Diego: I've got an idea, but I'm going to need some rubber bands.

Kaele: Fine.

Kaele gives Diego some rubber bands. Diego then grabs three torches and blows all of them out. He hammers one torch into the ground using another torch, then does the same to the second torch. He wraps a rubber band around the two torches.

Kaele: I see what you're trying to do, but there's just one thing: We don't have a rope.

Diego: I've got the next best thing.

Diego pulls some hankerchiefs that are tied together out of his pocket.

Kaele: You had those all along?

Diego: Yah, since I moved to New York, magic is one of the hobbies I've tried to distract myself from...you know.

Kaele: Really? That's awesome! I've always wanted to learn some magic tricks, maybe you could teach me some.

Diego: Yah well, I'm not very good at it. Anyways, back to the matter at hand.

Diego ties one of the hankerchiefs to the torch. He then takes the torch, and puts it up against the rubber band. He pulls back, and lets the torch go. It sticks to the wall.

Diego: Bingo!

Kaele ties a hankerchief to a torch.

Kaele: Are you sure this'll hold?

Diego: It better.

Both of them grab on to the hankerchiefs. They get half way across when...

Kaele: I'm slipping.

Diego: Hold on, as tight as you can.

Kaele tries to hold on, but one of the hankerchiefs comes undone. Kaele and Diego fall on to the floor, which does crumble immediantely, taking the two along with it. Meanwhile, Michael and Viviana were walking down a cooridoor.

Michael: So, you study Egyptian culture in advanced placement?

Viviana: Sure do.

Michael: I uh...yah. I've never been in advanced placement classes. I'm lucky if I get a B in normal classes. I'm not that smart. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not as smart as you.

Viviana turns and looks at Michael for a second, then laughs.

Viviana: Clearly. *Rolls eyes*

Michael: I uh, yah. I just don't know that much about Egyptian culture. The only time I've ever learned about it was in movies.

Viviana: That's okay, I don't hate you for that. In fact, out of the few friends that I do have, I'm smarter than most of them. So I don't look down on you in any way just for THAT.

Michael: Oh phew, that great. It's just that after what you said back at the starting point, I kinda thought...Hey, watch out!

Michael grabs Viviana before she falls through a trap door.

Viviana: Woah, thanks for that. I should really watch where I'm going.

Michael: Yah, sorry for the distraction. I guess I could stop talking to you if you want.

Viviana: No no, it's okay. You don't have to stop talking to me just because I almost fell. But that being said, we should probably be more vigilant.

Michael: Yah, that would be a safe bet.

Viviana: Hey, speaking of more vigilant, what's in that room?

Michael: Huh? Oh yah, I saw an urn sticker in this area. That must be where to look.

Viviana: Oh, so you're the reason why we got lost?

Michael: Hey, I said I could read a map, I didn't say I was great at it. Besides, I think Chris just drew this map up five minutes before the actual challenge.

Viviana: Well either way, I'd bet that one of the items is in there.

Michael: Worth a shot.

Michael and Viviana enter into the room. In there, they find a sarcophagus, along with one of the items.

Michael: Hey look, it's one of those urn things we need.

Viviana: Yah, I'll look inside the sarcophagus, inase there's another item hidden in there. Meanwhile, you go get the urn.

Michael rushes over to the urn, while Viviana rushes over to the sarcophagus. As Viviana is opening the casket, she has one warning for Michael.

Viviana: Wait, just don't...

Michael opens the urn.

Michael: GROSS! What is that?

Viviana: ...look inside the urn.

Michael: You can say that again. That was disgusting! What was that?

Viviana: You don't want to know. I tried to warn ya!

Michael: Yah. I should've listened to you. Anyways, what in the sarcophagus?

Viviana: I was just about to find out.

Viviana opens the sarcophagus. It there is a mummy, holding a ceptor.

Viviana: Huh, two items in one room. I'm surprised Chris hasn't made it harder.

Michael: You know, in every movie I've seen that takes place in Egypt, this is the part where the mummy comes to life.

Viviana: You know, for as fake as those movies are, that wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility for Chris to do. You know what? I say we take the ceptor, but replace it with something of equal weight and length.

Michael: Like what?

Viviana: You got a spare can of demon on you?

Michael: I always do.

Cuts to Viviana slowly removing the ceptor carefully with Michael replacing it with a can of demon after she does.

Viviana: There, that was easy.

Michael: Come on, lets go.

Michael and Viviana leave the room. An arm comes out and touches the side of the sarcophagus. Meanwhile, Elyse has found herself in a predicament of her own.

Elyse: Okay, I've gotta ditch this thing.

Elyse is running as a giant rock is rolling after her. She step on a panel, and tranq darts come out from the walls. With some finesse moves, she dodges every one of them. She then sees a wall closing just up ahead.

Elyse: Come on! Run faster!

Elyse speeds up and gets through the opening just in time. The wall cracks slightly as the the rock hits it.

Elyse: There. Now that that's over with, I'll be on my way. According to this map, the cat statue should be that way...I think. This map is really poorly drawn.

Elyse turns and goes down another cooridoor. She doesn't notice a trap door, and falls right into it. Below are snakes.

Elyse: And...Grappling hook!

Elyse fires her grappling hook. It hooks on to a vine, and she pulls herself back up.

Elyse: Is that it? Is that all you've got for me? Bring it on pyramid!

Just then, the space she just entered closes up quickly, and the walls begin to close in on her.

Elyse: Why'd I open my big mouth?

Elyse continues running as the walls continue to close in on her slowly. She sees a light up ahead, and guns for it. Before she reaches the light however, she falls down a chute. As she reaches the end, she falls into a into a room with several tombs in it.

Elyse: Well, that was...a rush. Whelp, Let's see what we've got here.

Elyse opens a tomb and finds nothing, so she opens up several more before finding a skeleton that is wearing a sapphire scareb.

Elyse: Hey wait, didn't Chris say we need a sapphire...a sapphire...whatever this thing is called? Eh, I'm just going to take it anyway.

Elyse grabs the scareb off the skeleton. She turns around, and finds an exit. As she exits the room, a panel opens in the ceiling, and Diego and Kaele fall out of it.

Elyse: Oh look, if it isn't the two backstabbers.

Kaele: Look, we...

Elyse: What you did was messed up. You, I heard what you did to Silena, and that wasn't right, and you. Your own friend gives you invincibility, and then you use it to vote her off? That's despicable, and that's coming from someone who has done some pretty despicable things in her life time.

Kaele: Look...

Diego: Will you just hear it from our perspective?

Elyse: Hmmm...I guess.

Kaele: I just...it was a heat of the moment decision on my part. I just didn't know what was up, or what was down, and I just...I made a wrong decision.

Elyse: Well, I can relate to making wrong decisions, but I would never betray my friends!

Kaele: I...

Diego silences her by putting his hand over her mouth.

Diego: Look, something tragic happened to me.

Elyse: Oh, so what? You're trying to earn sympathy for me, just like how you probably did to her?

Diego: No, that's not the point. The point is since that...

Elyse: You know what? Save it! I've heard enough.

Elyse walks away. Diego and Kaele look at each other with a guilty look on their face.

Kaele: What do we do now?

Diego: Come, over this way.

Kaele: Okay.

Diego and Kaele walk into the room that Elyse just walked out of.

Diego: *Sigh* It looks like if we keep chasing our tails on this issue, we're just going to get eliminated any way.

Kaele: Agreed, I don't think we're going to convince Elyse to be in an alliance with us any time soon.

Diego: I'm afraid so. It looks like the best course of action is just to win invincibility. If we hurry up, we can win this challenge, then we can worry about sorting out everything later.

Kaele: Alright. *gets out map* Lets see...The closest item to us is in this room, or at least was in this room, but judging by those opened coffins, I'd say Elyse beat us to the punch here. The next closest item is down this hall, but that's where Elyse was heading. So our best bet is to go for this cat statue right there.

Diego: Alright. Sounds like a plan.

Meanwhile, Michael and Viviana are walking down a cooridoor, unbeknownst to them is that there are two uninvited guests following them.

Viviana: And then I had to call security! My boss banned him from the store.

Michael: Really? Wow, I would believe that he did something like that. I've only seen a couple of his videos, but just based on those and his time on Total Drama, he seems like a real *censored*. That's why I'm more of a fan of Sienna. She come off as more genuine.

Viviana: Yah, she really is nice. I know her.

Michael: You know Sienna?

Viviana: Well, I don't actually know her know her, but we are penpals.

Michael: Really?

Viviana: Yah, we met online a couple years ago, before she was famous and before I had this job.

Meanwhile, Tristan is sneaking around inside the walls, when he comes across some buttons and levers.

Tristan: Manual trap activation? Chris, you're just making this too easy.

Michael and Viviana continue their conversation...

Michael: Wow! Your life is so much more interesting than mine.

Viviana: Really?

Michael: Yah. I mean my daily routine is get up, drink demon, get dressed, go to school, drink demon, do homework, have dinner, steal some demon then drink it with my family, then go to sleep, sorta.

Viviana: *Laughs* Dude, I've got it worse. I wake up at 5 every morning so I can go to work. Then I go to school, then sometimes I leave school early so I can go back to work, and I come home every night, have some dinner, then go to sleep, so I can start the same routine all over again.

Michael: I mean you live in L.A., you know all these interesting people, and look at me, I'm just a guy from a small town with an energy drink addiction.

Viviana: Yah well, my life isn't all it's cracked up to be, I mean sure...WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAH!

A sudden force blows both of them back and they hit the wall.

Tristan: So that's what that does. So when I pull it this way...

Michael: What was that?

Viviana: I don't knooooooooooooooooooooooo

Another wind blows them forward.

Michael: Well that was uncalled for.

Viviana: Yah, I'll say.

Michael turns to Viviana. Her hair is now starting to frizz up.

Viviana: What? What's wrong?

Michael: Um, you want the good news, or the bad news?

Suddenly, a hole opens up in the ceiling, and some orange goop falls on to Viviana's hair as Tristan pushes another button.

Viviana: Ugh, talk about a bad hair day.

Michael: You have no idea.

Tristan: Okay, now let's see what this does!

Tristan pulls another lever. A magnet pulls Viviana's ceptor to the wall next to them.

Viviana: The ceptor!

Before she can grab it, the wall flips around, taking the ceptor along with it.

Tristan: Sweet!

Tristan grabs the ceptor, but Michael and Viviana hear his voice.

Michael: Tristan, is that you?

Tristan: Um...........

Tristan starts running. He leaves the wing.

Viviana: That thief! He stole our ceptor!

Michael: Um Viv, we've got bigger problems to worry about!

Viviana turns and sees a mummy. Suddenly, in a fit of bravery, Michael walks up to it.

Viviana: Um Michael, I don't think now's the time...

Michael: Don't worry, I've got a plan!

There is a staredown between Michael and the mummy.

Michael: Go ahead, I'm waiting!

The robot makes the first move, a left hook which Michael dodges. Suddenly, Michael pulls on one of the mummy's bandages. The mummy unravels, revealing a robotic skeleton underneath.

Michael: Okay. Didn't see that coming.

Viviana: Come on, let's just...

Michael: Backup plan!

Suddenly, Michael gets out a can of demon.

Viviana: What? No don't...

Michael: It's not for me, it's for him.

Michael opens the can and pours it on the robot. It short circuts and falls to the ground.

Viviana: I'll be honest, I did not see that coming. That was really brave of you.

Michael: Yah well, I learned I should probably carry a few of these with me after the last time I fought a robot.

Viviana: *Laughs* Well, where to next?

Michael: Aren't you worried about your hair?

Viviana: Admittedly yah, but we don't really have time to worry about it now, plus it's not like we have anything to clean it off.

Michael: That's true.

Viviana: Plus it's not like we have the time, we've got to get this challenge done before everybody else.

Michael: That's also true. Let's see, acoording to this map, the next best bet is that way.

Viviana: Alrighty then, let's get going.

Meanwhile, Elyse has already found a sapphire, diamond, and an urn and is going for an amulet in a puzzle room. The image is supposed to be of a jackal, but there are peices of different puzzles lying on the ground, a lot of which look roughly the same. She has to find the right pieces, and put them together in a hole in the wall, but every time she picks up a wrong piece, part of the ground falls down into an abyss down below. There are five pieces of the ground missing.

Elyse: Oh, wrong again. Why do all of these pieces look the same? Ugh! Wait, just take a deep breathe Elyse. You've already got more than half of the puzzle done. Just relax. Remember, you're doing this for your friends. *Deep breaths*

Elyse walks over to the puzzle, and studies it once again.

Elyse: Okay, I've got the head done, and most of the body. I still need to work on the legs. I just need to imagine what they would look like...

Elyse runs her finger across the missing pieces. She is able to visualize a general idea of what they look like. She easily finds the rest of the torso and parts of the legs. However, she has trouble trying to find the last piece. She pulls out a couple wrong pieces before...

Voice: You have one more failed attempt before the entire floor goes down.

Elyse: That's not fair! Wait, just calm down Elyse.

Elyse takes a deep breath and then head over to view the puzzle again. She then goes over to the far left corner of the room. There she finds a piece that looks like the one she needs, however there is a nearly identical one next to it.

Elyse: Oh crap.

Elyse starts to sweat. after much consideration, she picks up the first piece. She runs over to the puzzle to see if it fits, and luckily for her, it does. Part of the wall that the puzzle was on flips over, revaling a sculpture of Anubis wearing a jackal amulet.

Elyse: Phew. THAT was close.

Elyse climbs on top of the sculpture, and takes the amulet.

Elyse: Now, on to the next item.

Elyse walks out of the room. She puts the amulet around her neck. That's when the "sculpture" blinks twice. Meanwhile, Kaele and Diego walk into a room with a bunch of treasure. Being held by what appears to be a sculpture of Bastet, is a cat statue.

Diego: Look, there it is! Let's grab it and go.

Kaele: No don't!

Diego: Why not?

Kaele: Because, this is usually the part where the ground starts to shake or a trap gets activated. For all we know, that sculpture could come to life!

Diego: Hmm...I wouldn't put it past Chris to do that. What do we do?

Kaele: How about your bracelet?

Diego: What about my bracelet?

Kaele: You could leave it there as you grab the statue.

Diego: That's not happening. You know what, forget about it, I'll just grab it.

Diego grabs the statue. Nothing happens.

Diego: Now could we just get out of here please?

Suddenly, the statue comes to life and taps Diego on the shoulder.

Diego: *Turns around* Elyse, is that you? This is no time for games....

Kaele: Um Diego, that's not Elyse.

The robot breathes fire at Diego.

Kaele: Run!

Diego and Kaele turn around and run. Meanwhile, Tristan is walking around in the walls. He turns a corner, and sees a control panel along with sevral tv monitors that show different areas of the pyramid.

Tristan: HA!

Meanwhile, Michael and Viviana had just turned a corner, and they were in a bind.

Michael: That was cool how you got that ceptor!

Viviana: Yah well, let's just say that lazers that could be deflected off of say a hand mirror wasn't the best defense system. You did all the work, pouring your demon on those robot mummies.

Michael: Yah well...Wait...What the? Alligators?

Viviana and Michael huddle back around the corner.

Viviana: Uh Michael, I'm pretty sure that those are crocodiles.

Michael: Why?

Viviana: Because we're in Egypt.

Michael: Yah but, they could be alligators. Chris once had pandas in a challenge that took place in Japan.

Viviana: Yah, but look at the toothy grin and...Oh nevermind. We should be thinking of a plan to avoid these things.

Michael: Yah, you're right. I can't exactly pour my demon on them. That'll just make them mad.

Viviana: Yep, and I'm pretty sure a hand mirror isn't going to help us here.

Michael: So what do we do?

Viviana: Well, maybe we can get into these walls. If Tristan can get in them, so can we.

Michael: Okay, so we feel around for a panel?

Viviana: Yes.

Michael and Viviana feel around for a panel, but there is no panel to be found.

Michael: Huh, I thought that would work.

Viviana: Keep seaching. We've got to...

Viviana reaches up and touches a particually big spot on the wall. Suddenly, a slot opens in the ceiling and a pie falls out of it and hits one of the crocodiles in the face. Spooked, the crocodiles start charging at them.

Viviana: RUN!

Michael: Can we out run them?

Viviana: That depends. Are these robots or are these the real thing?

Viviana and Michael look back, and see that they are far ahead of the crocodiles.

Viviana: Well, unless Chris gave these crocodiles rocket boosters, I'm going to say that these crocs can't out run us. At least not in long distance any way.

Michael: Okay, that's good, but how are we going to get around them?

Viviana: Well, are there any other ways we could get to where we need to go?

Michael: I don't know, let me see. *Pulls map out of pocket then unfolds it* Hmmmmmm...No. *Points at bottom right corner of map* The croc sticker is over there, and we're over here. There's no alternative routes. We've got to get around these gators some how.

Viviana: Crocodiles.

Michael: Whatever. Point is that we need to think of something to get around these guys.

Viviana: Yep, and I'm fresh out of ideas. We've got nothing we can use as bait to distract them, we can't just go around them, and it's not like we can just fly over them. Hmmm...Wait, maybe we can!

Michael: Can what?

Viviana: Fly over them

Michael: What, how?

Viviana: Well actually not exactly. Can you skip?

Michael: Yah.

Viviana: Well, if we time it right, we can skip off their backs. Trust me on this one.

Michael: Well, it's worth a shot I guess.

Michael and Viviana walk up to the crocodiles slowly. They stare at the two. Viviana gives them a deathstare back. Suddenly, she makes the first move, followed by Michael. Together the two sucessfully skip over the crocodiles as they snap back at them. As the crocodiles chase after them, a chair comes down from the ceiling and nearly hits Michael, but he dodges. Eventually, they are both able to outrun the crocodiles after crossing a bridge.

Viviana: Looks like they're not crossing that bridge, where to now?

Michael: Right over there. *Points to a room*

Viviana: Alright.

Michael and Viviana head over to the room. In front of them is the brick wall from the London challenge.

Viviana: This just isn't my day, is it?

Michael: Nope.

Viviana gives Michael "The Stair". Meanwhile, Elyse was busy looking for a cat statue when she is bowled over by Diego and Kaele.

Elyse: Diego? Kaele? What are you two doing?

Kaele: Running!

Diego: Come on, let's go!

Elyse: Alright, but what are we running from?

Diego: *Points* That!

Elyse turns around. She sees the Bastet robot breath fire in her direction.

Elyse: I see.

Elyse turns around and starts running with Kaele and Diego. They are about to turn into another cooridoor when Anubis appears in front of them.

Elyse: Oh great, not another one!

Elyse, Diego, and Kaele turn and continue down their original path. Suddenly, a wheel of cheese comes down from the ceiling and hits Diego in the face.

Diego: PFFFFFFFFFT! What was that for?

Elyse: You probably activated a trap or something.

The three take a sharp right turn, they continue going down a path until they reach a dead end.

Kaele: What do we do now?

Elyse: I've got an idea. We...

Before Elyse finishes her sentence, a barrier drops down behind her, trapping them.

Tristan: Okay hmmm...What to do, what to do? I know!

Tristan presses a button which activates a magnet.

Elyse: ERRRRRR!

Elyse tries to hold on to her amulet, but the chain breaks and her amulet gets pulled to the wall, along with her grappling gun and crow bar, but that's not all that gets pulled to the wall.

Diego: Man, that was so not funny!

Elyse: It's pretty funny to me!

Kaele: I didn't know you were a boxers guy.

Diego responds by immediately pulling his pants up as his face turns as red as a tomato.

Tristan: AHAHAHA! I did that on purpose!

Suddenly, a tube comes down from the ceiling, which sucks up Diego's cat statue as well as Elyse'es amulet and sapphire.

Elyse: HELP ME! WE CAN'T LET HIM TAKE THEM ALL!

Kaele rushes over and grabs Elyse, holding her back. Diego, in his boxers,  gets in front of Elyse and acts as a human shield. Tristan tries to make the tube go around Diego, but Diego grabs the tube and twists it. He keeps pulling at it until it is ripped out off the ceiling.

Tristan: ERRRRRRRRRRR...STUPID DIEGO AND HIS STUPID FRIENDS! Eh, let's see what I can do to the other two.

The magnet switches off and the things fall to the ground.

Diego: Finally!

Diego sheepishly goes to grab his belt buckle.

Elyse: Thanks for that, but just because you did one nice thing for me, doesn't mean I trust either of you.

Diego: *As he's re attaching his belt buckle* Same here.

Kaele: At least we can agree on one thing. We don't want Tristan to win.

Elyse: Agreed. Hey um, what do you two say to maybe taking the fight to Tristan, and getting our things back from him?

Kaele: I'd like to, but he's likely sitting at a control panel somewhere in the walls looking down on us, and we're out here.

Elyse: I've got a plan, but it involves those two...

Suddenly, Anubis punches the barrier, and with one punch, it collapses.

Conf: Elyse: One of them has super strength? That's perfect!

Elyse: ...brutes.

Kaele: We'd better take care of these guys first.

Elyse: On it!

Elyse gets out in front of the two robots, acting like she's playing basketball with an invisible ball. Bastet breathes fire at her, which Elyse dodges.

Elyse: HEY! That was a foul!

Anubis and Bastet both look at each other confused. Elyse continues on with her routine as if nothing happened. Anubis tries to punch her, but Elyse dodges and then does a flop that Lebron James would be proud of.

Elyse: Ouch! My leg!

Conf: Elyse: HAHA! I pull the same routine every game against The *censored*s of Montreal South High. I get the call every time.

Elyse: *Whispering* Go the the end of the hall.

Diego and Kaele follow Elyse'es advice and sneak by the two Egyptian gods and run away. Elyse then gets up and says:

Elyse: *Points at Anubis* Hey you, stupid! I bet you you couldn't hurt a fly!

Elyse backs up as Anubis walks up to her until she reaches the wall. Elyse then blows a rapberry, then ducks as Anubis punches a hole in the wall. Elyse then goes through Anubis'es legs then dodges the firebreath fron Bastet and runs to Diego and Kaele.

Elyse: There, now we've got a way to get to Tristan, now follow me!

Elyse leads Diego and Kaele into the puzzle room from before. They follow her all the way to the end of the room.

Kaele: So, we're here. Now what?

Elyse: Grab on to me!

Elyse gets out her grappling gun, shoots it at the ceiling, then pulls her, Kaele, and Diego up.

Diego: What exactly does this accomplish?

Elyse: Grab one of those tiles!

Diego: Why?

Elyse: Just do it okay.

Diego grabs a random tile off the floor, then the floor collapses. Elyse pulls everyone up even further, then Anubis and Bastet run in and immediately fall into the abyss below. Elyse lowers everyone, and they all swing to safety.

Diego: That was...surprisingly useful.

Elyse: There, now all we ned to do is go through the hole that dog guy punched and sneak attack Tristan.

As the three vacate the area, in the room they they just exited, several claws with chains attached can be seen attaching themselves to the ceiling. Bastet, with Anubis hanging on, can be seen getting pulled up via these chains.

Conf: Diego: I'm no fool. Once we get those items back from Tristan, I'm going to take them and run.

Conf: Elyse: I'm no fool. Once we get those items back from Tristan, I'm going to take them and run.

Conf: Kaele: I'm no fool. Once we get those items back from Tristan, I'm going to take them and run.

A tube appears above Tristan, he gets out his knapsack, and captures the items as they drop.

Tristan: Now for that urn. Let's see what I can do here.

Meanwhile, Michael and Viviana have just finished climbing and getting painted by the wall. Waiting for them is a diamond crocodile, being held by a sculpture of Sobek.

Michael: Whelp, there's our crocodile.

Viviana: Yep.

Michael: Whelp, let's get going.

Viviana: Wait.

Michael: Wait what?

Viviana: It's probably another robot

Michael: That's true. Don't worry, if...

Viviana: When

Michael: It comes to life, *reaches into pocket* I've got another can of demon right...here.

Viviana: *Facepalm* Look, I'll handle it, alright?

Michael: No, I can handle it, just let me...

Viviana: Um, Michael!

Michael: What?

Viviana: There's something right behind you!

Michael turns around and sees the tube.

Michael: Ugh, Tristan.

Michael grabs the tube, but Tristan hits the reverse switch, and the tube blows back air in Michael's face, causing him to lose his grip. Tristan tries to suck up the urn from Michael once more, but this time Micahel grabs the tube and ties it up in a french knot.

Viviana: That was impressive.

Michael: Well I...

Suddenly, laser is shot from the ceiling, Michael tries to dodge, but it  gives him a buzzcut.

Viviana: Wow, this isn't either of our days, is it?

Michael: What do you mean?

Viviana: Here, you might want to look at this.

Viviana hands Michael her mirror. Michael looks and sees that he now has a bald spot on the top of his head.

Michael: AHHHHH!

Viviana: And that scream was not impressive, now give me that.

Michael gives Viviana the hand mirror back.

Michael: Watch out!

Michael pushes Viviana out of the way.

Viviana: Thanks.

Michael: Any time. Now for this. *Grabs diamond*

Viviana: No!

The statue comes to life. It opens its mouth, and shoots a cannon blast of water at Michael, which knocks him down.

Michael: Oh yah, I forgAH

Sobek lunges at him, Viviana grabs the robot's snout, which holds it off. Michael gets up.

Viviana: Go! I'll hold it off!

Michael: Oka...

Suddenly, laserbeams start flying from the sky rapid fire. Michael grabs Viviana's hand mirror from her pocket and starts deflecting them. Suddenly, one of the beams hits the robot, knocking it out. Michael deflects a beam back, shooting it back to the laser from which it came.

Viviana: Well, that was hectic.

Michael: Yah, I'll say.

Suddenly, an arrow is aimed Viviana's way.

Michael: WATCH OUT!

Michael pushes Viviana out of the way. He lands on top of her.

Michael: Well this is awkward.

Viviana: *Laughs*

Michael: What?

Viviana: *Laughs some more*

Michael: What? What is it?

Viviana: I'm sorry, it's just that you look funny with your hair like that!

Michael: Look at you, your hair is a straight up mess!

Viviana: Touche.

Viviana and Michael both laugh at each other, then stare at each other some more. Meanwhile...

Elyse: *Whispering* There he is, let's get him.

Diego: No, that wouldn't be smart. He has those video boards, he saw you make that hole. If I was him, I'd be expecting a surprise attack.

Elyse: Then how are we supposed to get our items back?

Kaele: Maybe we could try and and steal his sack quietly?

Tristan: Or maybe I could get up and run away because I heard you!

Elyse: AFTER HIM!

Diego: I'll go that way, and cut him off.

Elyse and Kaele nod and then head after Tristan. As they are chasing him, Tristan reaches into his knapsack, takes out a water gun, and sprays a "yellow liquid" at them.

Kaele: Ew, gross!

Elyse: Yah, that's not going to work on me! I've done that to people hundereds of times!

Tristan gets out an airhorn and blows it in Elyse'es face, but Elyse is still undetered, so Tristan gets out a can of Chris'es hair gel and spread it on the floor. Elyse and Kaele trip on it.

Tristan: YES! I'm home free! Wait, weren't there three of you?

Just then, Tristan runs into Diego. Diego grabs Tristan's knapsack.

Diego: Hah! It's mine now! Come on Kaele, let's take these to Chris!

Elyse: Oh no you don't!

Elyse tackles Diego. Kaele joins in as there is a four way scrum for control of the sack.

Elyse: *Sarcastic* I can't believe you were going to take everything for yourself!

Kaele: Oh, like you weren't going to do the same anyways!

Elyse: I was being sarcastic!

Diego: Some of us want to win just as much as you!

Elyse: You stay out of this boxers!

Tristan: Hey, It's my sack!

Everyone else: *Turns and stares at Tristan* SHUT UP!

Suddenly, a big, burly intern shows up behind them. He points out Elyse.

Intern: You! You're the one who made that hole in the wall!

Elyse: But I...

Intern: But nothing! Do you know how much Chris is going to take out of my paycheck for that? And don't even get me started on you, you're the one who who found our secret passageway into these walls! Not only that, but you set up traps for for my guys to get caught in!

Diego: Yah, that bear trap was NOT funny! Thanks to it, I kinda...sorta...need to...*whispers* change my pants. *Covers rear*

Tristan: What can I say? I needed to buy enough time to get what I need then go. Speaking of which, we can't seem to find a way out.

Intern: Oh, I'll show you a way out!

Cuts to the same intern throwing out Elyse,  Diego, Kaele, Tristan, and finally Tristan's knapsack into some random hallway.

Intern: And stay out!

The intern aggressively slams the door on them. Tristan gets up and grabs his knapsack.

Tristan: *Grabs sonar detector* Whelp, back to this!

Tristan does his best Road Runner impression then starts running.

Tristan: *Grabs sonar detector* Whelp, back to this!

Tristan does his best Road Runner impression then starts running.

Diego: Oh no you don't!

Elyse, Diego, and Kaele run after Tristan. Meanwhile...

Michael: You gi...*turns*...You've got any alligator repellent?

Viviana: For the last time, they're crocodiles!

Michael: Who cares? We're about to die any way unless we get past them!

Viviana: I'd say that's the least of our worries.

Michael turns. From the distance is the Bastet and Anubis robots.

Michael: What do we do?

Viviana: I've got a plan. Follow me.

Michael: Couldn't we just jump over the alli...crocodiles like last time?

Viviana: Not when they're charging at us like this!

Viviana starts running toward the robots as Michael follows her. Viviana grabs some floss from her purse. She ties part of the floss together. Using it as a lasso, she grabs Michael. The floss breaks mid swing, but together they get over the robots any way.

Viviana: Good thing I always remember to floss.

Michael: Yah, I'll say.

They continue running. When they get to the bridge, Viviana trips, and a plank breaks.

Viviana: I suddenly regret coming back this way.

Michael: It's okay, I know that the floss wasn't the strongest, but I wouldn't expect you to have a lasso in your purse any way. Here, I'll help you up.

Michael tries to help Viviana up.

Michael: Um, could you maybe move your leg, please?

Viviana: I'll try, but it's stuck. Also, did I mention that I'm afraid of heights?

Michael: Listen, just don't panic, okay.

Michael tries to free Viviana, but suddenly, the Bastet bot burns the rope that is holding up the bridge, Michael loses his grip and the two fall. Midway through, Viviana grabs on to Michael.

Viviana: Hold me!

Michael: Listen, you don't have to be afraid.

Viviana: But aren't you afraid?

Michael: YES!

Viviana: Hey wait, what is that on your back?

Michael: Huh? Oh yah, that's my parachute, I forgot I was wearing it for nineteen straight challenges.

Viviana: WELL DON'T JUST LOOK AT ME, USE IT!

Michael: Oh yah.

Michael pulls the cord on his parachute. Together him and Viviana float to a tunnel down below.

Michael: I can't believe I forgot I was wearing this, it totally would've come in handy in London and Brazil.

Viviana: No time for that! Look!

Viviana points up into the sky, climbing down the ledge is Anubis and Bastet. Viviana and Michael start running. They go to the end of the cooridoor, make a left then a right, then they go down a corridoor and make another left. At a four way intersection, they run into Elyse, who is chasing after Tristan. Kaele and Diego jump over them and continue on their way after Tristan.

Viviana: Elyse?

Elyse: Michael?

Michael: Elyse?

Elyse: Viviana?

Viviana: Great, now that we're done with introductions, Elyse, how many items do you got?

Elyse: I got four, but I lost two to that Tristan. That's why I'm chasing after him.

Michael: Well, we'd better start chasing after him as well. We've got two robots on our tails!

Elyse: Ugh, *gets up and starts running with Michael and Viviana* you've had to deal with robots too?

Michael: Yep.

Viviana: I believe the bigger question is what items did you get, and which ones were stolen by Tristan?

Elyse: I found a sapphire, diamond, and an urn and an amulet, but Tristan stole the sapphire and the amulet from me, and I saw him steal a cat thingee from Diego.

Viviana: Okay, we've got an urn, a diamond, and a ceptor. We've got the out of six, and let's assume he has four. We should probably get at least one, maybe two or three of the items from him just to be safe.

Elyse: I'm going for all of them, same as them. *points at Diego and Kaele* If we take back everything that he took from us, plus Diego's statue, we'd have all six, which we could take to Chris.

Viviana: Yes, but if we tke them all, we'll be putting a bigger target on our own backs, if we take say, half of them, we'll keep the others searching. Also, we'd only need one item.

Elyse: I see where you're coming from, but to me, this challenge has gone on for long enough, I would kinda like to get it over with as soon as possible.

Michael: I'd hate to disagree with you Viv, but I side with Elyse on this issue. plus, I'm not sure how long we can keep outrunning them. *Points behind him*

Michael gets hit with a fireball from Bastet.

Michael: OUCH!

Elyse: Wait, I thought I destryoed those two.

Viviana: Apparently, these are the Terminator out of all of Chris'es robots.

Elyse: Chris is a nerd confirmed!

Tristan: Let's see, brown dot, brown dot, brown dot. There's two brown dots behind me, and to the far left of the screen, along with one red dot, which means I could go and get my own urn, and let them have fun with the threat, or I could just get out a smoke bomb, and take an urn while they're not looking, but where's the fun in that? I'll just keep going!

Kaele: You know, we've been chasing Tristan for a while, and he hasn't gotten anything out of his pack to use it on us.

Diego: Yes, this is strange. I'm pretty sure it means he knows where he can get the last item.

Kaele: Agreed, which means we've got to do something.

Diego: Look at your map. Is there any way we could cut him off?

Kaele: Let's see...Yes! That turn up ahead that he just passed. There's a left turn up there, but if we got there, we can cut him off here.

Diego: Alright!

Diego and Kaele make a hard left turn.

Elyse: Hey, where are they going?

Viviana: I don't know, but...

Michael: AHHHHHHHHH!

Anubis and Bastet catch up to Michael and grab him. Michael and Elyse turn around.

Elyse: You go after the cat, I'll take tall, dark, and stupid.

Viviana nods. By instinct, Michael goes to grab a can of Demon out of his pocket, but he forgets he's out. Without his safety blanket, he has flashbacks of all the times he tried to impress Viviana, but failed. Suddenly, he is snapped out of it when Anubis punches him in the face. Elyse jumps on Anubis, but the robot grabs her and throws her away. Meanwhile, Bastet sctatches Viviana on the face.

Michael: OH, THAT'S IT!

Michael runs up to and punches Bastet. Anubis turns around, looking to go after Michael, but Elyse karate kicks the robot, causing it to stumble backwards into the wall. Michael punches Bastet some more.

Michael: DONT YOU...EVER...HURT HER...AGAIN!

Michael punches the Bastet bot a few more times, and its head eventually comes off.

Elyse: I'll be honest, I didn't think that would work. Good job Michael. HIGH FIVE!

The three turn and see Anubis moving an arm, and Bastet getting up and looking for its head.

Viviana: We'd better get going.

Elyse: Agreed.

Meanwhile, Diego and Kaele are running down a hallway, when the run past a motion sensor. Suddenly, a chair comes up from the ground which locks Diego in.

Diego: Go on without me!

Kaele: Alright.

Kaele continues down the hallway, and makes a sharp right turn. She just misses Tristan.

Tristan: HA! You thought you could cut me off!

Kaele: I can still catch you!

Tristan: Oh no you don't!

Tristan gets out a can of Chris'es shaving cream and sprays it in Kaele's face. He then proceeds to get out cans of hair gell and spreads them across the floor. Kaele trips. Tristan makes it to the throne room before anyone else. Sitting on the throne is a Horus sculpture. In its lap is the last item he needs, an urn.

Tristan: Now I just take this and then let them deal with that, wait...oh.

Tristan looks back, and sees that nobody is behind him.

Tristan: Well I've got some time to kill.