User:VeryUnknownFan/The Extreme Expedition Audition Daters FatherSon Athletes

Daters
Stephanie: Hey. I am Stephanie, and this is my hunk boyfriend Ry....

Ryan: Ryan. I can introduce myself babe.

Stephanie: I couldn't help it. I had to introduce the hot eye candy that I attached myself to.

Ryan: We decided to join this awesome reality show to show off our physical prowess and our epic talent *flexes muscles* Come on, look at these. There is no way that these guns can not dominate.

Stephanie: Anyways, our agents said that applying for a reality show like this will get us a lot of sport and modelling sponsors. And plus, I like to win. I really, *vein shows on her neck* REALLY like to win, and NOTHING is gonna stop me.

Ryan: *bites his lip* You are so hot when you get so hot and sassy like that. *caresses her back*

Stephanie: You're so hot when you talk about me being so hot *blushes, and leans in for a peck* You will get more after we win the million.

Ryan: So you are playing hard to get. Alright *wiggles eyebrows*

Stephanie: *groans as she blushes* You know that eyebrow wiggle trick gets me every time. COME HEREE YA TAMALE *makes out with him*

Father/Son
Dwayne:  finally gets camera on* Wow. That took forever to turn on.

Junior: He just learned how to use a camera a year ago....... pretty sad.

Dwayne: *sits down* Well, back in my day, we never had the technology that you guys have now. I remember where the cameras that we used to film were about your size Junior.

Junior: No one cares dad. We are in the middle of an audition. I am sure they do not want to hear about the 50's *groans*.

Dwayne: *Sheepishly smiles* Well, my little chipmunk and I have decided to join the Race for some father and son bonding time. It has been a while since we have been on a trip together, or spent any time together in public.... even though him and his mom goes out together all the time.

Junior: Please do not call me that. I am not a kid anymore. And Chipmunks do not have facial and other hair.

Dwayne: Facial hair? Where? *squints his eyes on his son's face* I do not see any facial hair. *stops when he realizes what his son said* Wait. You have hair over.... *camera cuts after Junior runs to end the tape*

Athletic Buffs
Brick: Hello everyone. It is Brick MacArthur and Rudolph McQueen reporting for duty *salutes*

Lightning: *smacks him* Stop it with all of that saluting foolishness. And my name is NOT Rudolph.

Brick: It is, but.... *sees his glare and stops* Anyways, we decided to join the race because we are both buff, dominant men who like a physical, manly, challenging competition based off of only skill, unlike Revenge of the Island, which was pretty much a popularity contest.

Lightning: Tell me about it *groans, still bitter about his defeat* Lightning is only sha-in this with Peewee over here because those stupid exes at Total Drama said that Lightning can only compete in other competition shows with people from his cast, so he HAS to compete with someone from TD. If i was HIS OWN choice, Lightning would have chosen his SUPASTAR POP. Look at this ring *shows off his father's ring*

Brick: Lightning and I are not the closest friends, but what I can say about the two of us that we have INCREDIBLE stamina, ASTOUNDING biceps, triceps, abs, calves, and chests, a competitive drive, and are able to adapt. What I have that Lightning doesn't is...... compassion, teamwork, leadership, empathy, and responsibility.

Lightning: And all of that is WHY you got out so quick on the show, and you have NEVER won anything in your life. Sit back, let Lightning take control, and this will be a CAKEWALK *accidentally punches Brick* to the million and first place.

Brick: *on the floor, groaning* Oooouuucchhhh. This is gonna be a lllloonggg seasonnn.

Lightning: *looks over to see his falling partner* Oh..... I have to admit, it felt good. Anyways, Lightning will ROCK.