User:Raised By Wolves

About Me
Hiya! The name's RBW. You can see my profile stuff up there. I'm generally a cool guy, pretty chill. Of course in real life you can piss me off easily >.> but not on the Internet. I love Total Drama of course, and here I'm going to rate everything ranging from Seasons, to episodes, ships, and characters. I'll start with the characters.

25. Ezekiel - The Homeschooled Accident
What the actual f were the producers of the show trying to pull with this kid. The fans said they wanted more screentime of this specific base breaker and look at the stunt they pulled. By which, of course, I mean Zombie/Feral Ezekiel. It's not funny, it was never a good joke by any means. Stop it already. Zombie Ezekiel made an appearance in nearly every season after World Tour and none of them have been entertaining. And yes, even him falling in love with Anne Maria. Stop it already, Teletoon. I feel bad for his parents. Total Drama is the worst thing to ever happen to this poor, innocent farm boy. I'm so glad we have decent Fanfiction writers who know how to develop a clean slate like Ezekiel. Best episode: Walk Like An Egyptian, Part 1. Screentime: Too little. Development: 1/10. Favorite ship: None.

24. Trent - The OCD Stalker Boy
Oh Trent. Trent, Trent, Trent. How we all loved him back in Season 1 when he was SANE and liked Gwen, and Gwen liked him back. In the good ol' TDI days when everyone shipped Gwent, when TDI had a happy ending for finale loser Gwen because she got the man of everyone's dreams. The guy who played the beautiful song in the Talent Show. And then, the producers decided he's too loved and then sent him on his downward spiral. Poor, sick little Trent. The first Aftermath really got it right, it truly was Trent's Descent. His creepy 9 obsession, which was never even mentioned in TDI. Stooping to Scott's level and betraying your team. Causing people to hate your ex-girlfriend, then going on to become what modern culture calls a f***boy. Sad little kid. Best episode: Not Quite Famous. Screentime: Good enough. Development: 6/10, but that isn't necessarily positive. Favorite ship: Gwent, post TDA, TrentxSadie.

23. Justin - The Not So Pretty Pretty Boy

I never found Justin that good looking. He's the only character with proper eyes woww let's praise him and worship him and make a fat guy supposedly have a crush on him. No. It's not that he's ugly that I don't like him either. There's tons of contestants I don't find that good looking who I absolutely adore, Sierra for example. He's also a failed villain. I hate failed villains, unless they do it RIGHT! By which I mean, they have to be funny. Sure, Heather and Alejandro weren't funny (all the time) but they were bosses. This guy literally wanted someone gone because she thought he wasn't good looking. That's stupid. Not to mention, in TDA he was eliminated in the 3rd worst episode, The Princess Pride. Best episode: The Big Sleep. Screentime: Too much. Development: 7/10. Favorite ship: JustinxKatie.

22. Duncan - He's From Juvie And You're Not Allowed To Forget
Ah, Duncan. Where do I even begin? He's every fangirl's dream, and everyone else's annoyance. I'll admit, in the TDI days, Duncan was a pretty cool bad boy, I'd even go as far to admit that I liked him. But his attention should've stopped there. Duncan always makes it to the merge. He always ranks way too high. He ranked #4, #2, #5 and #8 in each of the seasons he was in. I'm pretty sure TDAS only made the merge in that episode so Duncan could make it to the merge before they dumped him. He's CAUSED character derailment, and I'm damn sure he's a terrible influence on Courtney. Whenever he's around, Courtney suddenly goes into b**** mode. Think about it. TDA Courtney. Post-I See London Courtney. This girl can't catch a break, until she becomes a nice sweet competitive girl (until the dreaded Sundae Muddy Sundae) in TDAS. He even causes derailment in Gwen. You wanna blame Gwen for the kiss? Don't. Who was the one who barged into the confessional and didn't leave? Who pulled Gwen into the kiss? Exactly. This guy is a major screenhog and should not be a loved character. He's not a good person. Best episode: Basic Straining. Screentime: Way too much. Development: 7.5/10. Favorite Ship: DuncanxCourtney, unless Courtney goes ballistic around him.

21. Geoff - The Surfer Dude Who Floats Through RR On His Surfboard
Now, Geoff's okay. I personally found him annoying in Ridonculous Race, especially since he basically got a free ticket to the finale. But as a character in TD, he was pretty darn good. He brought out some major development in Gwen, bringing out her party side, but sadly never got much development himself beyond a party dude. The Aftermath shows largely made up for this, making him Captain Hollywood, which I LOVED, then him regretting it, forgiving Bridgette for her cheating, and of course his rage at Blaineley which was super entertaining. From this point on, everyone on this list is people I can stand. Before Geoff are the people I just dislike. Would I go to Geoff's parties? Hell yes. Would I be best friends with him? No. Best episode: Up The Creek. Screentime: Just right. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette.

20. Bridgette - The Soulful Surfer Girl
Don't get me wrong, I do like Bridgette. She's funny, cute, nice, and a great, well balanced character. There are just other characters I liked more than her. I love how she is an animal lover, among many other things about her. It's just that it's hard to write a lot about her personality. I could rant on and on forever about annoying people like Duncan, or persuade you to love Courtney for the same amount of time, but there's just not much to say about Bridgette, but you can be sure I'd definitely be her friend. One thing that bugs me is how some fans turn her into a Purity Sue. No. Best episode: Brunch of Disgustingness. Screentime: Just right. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: GeoffxBridgette.

19. Owen - Farting, Partying, Floating Machine
Yes, please don't kill me for keeping Owen all the way in 19. I know people think he's a floater, and he is. Let me just describe the problems with Owen. First of all, he's kind of one note. Almost all his jokes are set around farting or eating, or some variation of that. People treat him like he's a trash can, always eating, because that's literally how he acts. You can't blame them. Next problem is that he gets way too much screentime. He won Total Drama Island against all odds, and I'm not saying that in a good way. He was a floater. He never won a challenge for himself, and I can guarantee that if he pissed off Heather in any way, he'd be gone in an instant. He's the CREATOR'S PET FOR GOD'S SAKE! Everyone already knew there was no way he was winning Total Drama Action, and yet he still scored #3 instead of Lindsay or Harold. Finally, in World Tour the producers responded to Owen's horridness and gave him some real development in the form of Noah and Izzy. I felt super sorry for the guy when his girlfriend broke up with him and just left. Oh My Izzy was a super touching song. And of course, his episode with Blaineley. Adorable. He still scores #8, but whatever. At least he didn't get in All-Stars. Oh wait, except he had a zillion cameos that no one cared for. Best episode: Jamaica Me Sweat. Screentime: Screenhog level. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: OwenxBlaineley.

18. DJ - Mama's Boy
I like DJ. He's tough, he's soft, he's cool. He's funny. And of course, all this only applies to TDI and TDA. And on top of that, he's a strong jock that can (probably) take down a bear, and yet he cries for his mama. At first it's cute. I'm a bit of a mama's boy myself, so I can relate to him. I loved how in TDA, he had a secret alliance with Chef and in the end, he learned to stand up to Chef and went home with more confidence. It was a good plot. But in World Tour, all that changed. He became strictly wimpy, straight up Diary of a Wimpy Kid spin off and DJ's the main character. Get a grip Teletoon. Best episode: Hook, Line & Screamer. Screentime: A little too much, mostly because of WT. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: DJxElla (I know it's not common but I like it)

17. Alejandro - Spanish Ass-Pull Specialist
Alejandro, main villain of Total Drama World Tour. I don't hate him, but he does bug me sometimes. I always bang my head against the wall thinking about how Ezekiel is infamous for being a sexist jerk, when Alejandro rode through the whole season womanizing like 4 different girls. I'm just glad he got what he deserved, even if that robot scene was a little disturbing. But who ever thought Heather would find love in a hopeless place? What really bugs me about Alejandro is how he randomly pulls skills out of his ass. It doesn't work that way. He's apparently the skateboard champion something something in South America and a juggler and a skilled balancer and he has an IQ of 160 or something, he is a literal Villain Sue. Although, I'm pretty sure Alejandro was Teletoon's second try at making a male villain, and the first was the failed experiment we know as Justin. In TDAS, they messed up pretty much everything, Alejandro included. He spent the majority of his time on the season doing a hand stand so whatever. Best episode: Planes, Trains & Hot Air Mobiles. Screentime: Just right. Developement: What development?. Favorite ship: AlejandroxHeather.

16. Harold - Mad Skills
I love Harold! He's hilarious. I hated him in TDI, since he got Courtney voted off unfairly, which is why he's really low on the list. But he really redeemed himself in TDA. He put up with all of Duncan's crap, which is much more than I would have been able to handle. Good job, Harold! I appreciated the fact that Teletoon gave him attention in TDA and redeemed a character who only got negative attention. His crush on LeShawna is the cutest thing ever, and when he sacrificed himself in World Tour to regain his team's honor in front of LeShawna, my respect for him rose up. He also figured out that Owen was a spy, he's pretty darn smart! I also love the reference to Napoleon Dynamite. Don't think we didn't notice, Teletoon! Best episode: Get a Clue. Screentime: Could use a bit more. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: HaroldxLeShawna.

15. Beth - Rose Above The Wannabe Status
Beth, the most underappreciated finalist ever, is a good person. She's the only final #4 person in TDA that didn't have some kind of help - Owen had Chris, Courtney had Godplay, and Duncan had riding on Courtney's coattails. Beth is a self-made, hard-working friendly girl who got to where she is through hard work and determination. The reason she's not higher is because of her lack of a dynamic personality. She did have some funny lines, and she's cute in her own dorky way! Best episode: Top Dog. Screentime: No more, no less. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: BethxBrady.

14. Katie - More Than The Sweet Girl
Sadly, Katie never got too much screentime and was only used as fodder. They really should have added her in TDA, but sadly it was a missed opportunity. They had another chance to add her in TDWT, along with the other base breakers, but another missed opportunity. They had a huge opportunity to put her with Sadie in the Ridonculous Race, beyond missed opportunity. Shows how much they care. Even though this is fanon, I think Katie could've been vastly developed had they explored her interests, her shallow personality, and her being separated from Sadie. I mean, come on, Haute Campture had shown them so much. Her argument with Sadie in The Sucky Outdoors was hilarious too. Best episode: The Sucky Outdoors. Screentime: Way too little. Development: 3/10. Favorite ship: KatiexJustin

13. Sadie - More Than a Fat White Katie
Sadie is just so cute. The reason she's above Katie on the list is because of her design. Her not getting any attention after Katie was eliminated was a huge missed opportunity. I mean, I get that she was fodder but please, cut down on Duncan time and show us some Sadie! I hate how Sadie is the only person without a label, being "The Sweet Girl's Friend" which is ironic seeing as how she got farther than Katie. Best episode: The Sucky Outdoors. Screentime: Not nearly enough. Development: 3/10. Favorite ship: SadiexTrent.

12. Blaineley - Hilarious Talk Show Host
I thought it was ridiculous that they were adding Blaineley in World Tour when I first saw it, until she actually came on the show. Her lines were the best, and her rivalry with Heather was beyond funny. The way she "seduced" Chef into forming an alliance was too good. Sad that she only lasted two episodes. I loved her time on the Aftermath show too, and I never understood the fandom's Blaineley hate. She's interesting and funny. And I would have loved to see Blaineley as the host of World Tour. Too bad she's so forgetable. Best episode: Niagara Brawls. Screentime: Just right. Development: 7/10. Favorite ship: OwenxBlaineley.

11. Cody - Geeky Floater
Cody was okay in TDI, and for some reason he became a fangirl beloved character, and Sierra was created specifically to parody these psychotic fangirls. But in WT Cody became a bombing base breaker, oh man do I love this kid. You could really see him mature through the show from a creepy little perv to someone who values the feelings of someone who likes him, someone who has the will to win. It was subtle but trust me it was there. Unfortunately, he's considered a floater in TDWT thanks to Sierra being so good at the game. But he did win a few challenges for Amazon and helped substantially. Like in Japan, everyone was fighting but he made that commercial. In Greece's Pieces, he stayed loyal to Gwen and won the tiebreaker. In The Ex-Files, he sacrificed his candy (which we know he loves) to help his team win. I'm not saying he's underrated, because I'm sure as hell he's not, but maybe a bit less hate on him being a floater would be nice. And you know what else? Cody was creepy to Gwen but Sierra was straight up mental. Best episode: Super Crazy Happy Fun Time Japan. Screentime: Just right. Development: 9/10. Favorite Ship: CodyxSierra.

10. Eva - Tough As Nails
Eva has no screentime. She was only a contestant for like 3 episodes lol. When she returned in No Pain No Game, I, like everyone else, was horrified. But after thinking about it, Eva was damn good in TDI. "Here's a toe-tag, surfer girl. You'll be needing it for later.", what kind of TD girl is this tough? She may be crazy but she's also hilarious and cool. Jo can never replace her. Best episode: No Pain No Game. Screentime: Not nearly enough. Development: 2/10. Favorite ship: None.

9. Sierra - Stalker Reflecting Real Life
Yeah, don't even pretend that you can't relate to Sierra. We've all been there, be it a crush on a cute celebrity, making blogs for TV shows you like, fangirling/fanboying; we've all been there. How many of you have the guts to admit the fandom stuff you do on the Internet IN REAL LIFE? Sierra does, and boy does she tell it like it is! She knows everything about Total Drama, and she makes all us TD buffs a little jealous - not only does she know everything, but she got to be on the show! Her development involving Cody was brilliant, from typical otaku-ish crazy stalker to settling for Cody being her best friend. I think eventually they do hook up, evidenced by All-Stars. I felt so bad for her in Awwwwwww, Drumheller when the plane exploded. Her voice actor is also brilliant, and the way she treated Heather in Drumheller was alone her best moments. Best episode: Awwwwww, Drumheller!. Screentime; Perfect. Development: 8/10. Favorite ship: SierraxCody.

8. Izzy - The Wild Card
Oh Izzy, whenever she's on screen, I can tell you that scene will not be boring. Izzy's so unpredictable and she has all these different alter-egos...one for each season! In TDI she's got E-Scope, in TDA she's got Explosivo, and World Tour has my favourite Izzy alter-ego: Brainzilla. OH MAI GAWD I can never have enough Izzy. I felt bad for her when Owen betrayed her in Hook, Line & Screamer, but I'm glad they're back together now. It's so crazy how the RCMP is actually chasing her, and you never know what she's up to, but be sure of one thing - it's going to be comedic. Her cameo in ROTI was the second best cameo of the season (next to Lindsay's). Her rivalry with Chef is THE BEST THING IN TDI EVER. Best episode: Hide and Be Sneaky, if only for the DBZ Parody fight she has with Chef. Screentime: Never enough!! Development: 5/10. Favorite ship: OwenxIzzy.

7. LeShawna - Independent and Fabulous
LeShawna was one of the most beloved characters in TDI, and less liked in TDA. I never understood the hate. The way she screwed up in TDA - by backstabbing her friends - was very in-character for someone sassy and opulent like LeShawna. A lifestyle like the kind she had that night - rich and fancy - would lead anyone to talking about people like that. There are many instances where the characters mess up, which is normal, but this is one of the few times it's actually been really good and in-character. Brilliant work. Sadly, she was derailed in World Tour due to Alejandro. I was hoping she could redeem herself, but sadly it never happened. Best episode: One Flu Over the Cuckoos. Screentime: Could use a tad more. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: HaroldxLeShawna.

6. Gwen - Goth With Some Extra Layers
Aww Gwen! I get this urge for her to just wrap her in a blanket, cuddle with her and tell her everything's going to be okay. This girl has suffered so much, it's hard to believe she's still sane. Heather made her go through so much. One boyfriend went psycho crazy over her, and the other cheated on his current girlfriend for her, and then still like the ex-girlfriend. Poor girl. I just wish she'd have one season, ONE season where she wouldn't suffer so much. Best episode: I Triple Dog Dare You. Screentime: I don't know what to say. Development: 9/10. Favorite ship: Gwent

5. Tyler - Adorable Jock
I love Tyler, simply put. I love him. I thought nothing of him back in the TDI days, but in TDWT he made a huge comeback and he's just one of the most epic people on the show now. You could say he doesn't have much development and I'd have to disagree - watch TDWT! He started out as a clumsy jock, but now we know so much about him - he's hilariously dim, he has super strong fingers, and best of all: He's the most faithful guy in TD to his girlfriend. Seriously, this guy is awesome. The other TD guys should strive to be as loyal as Tyler. If they make another season, I genuinely hope he's in it. Best episode: The Am-AH-zon Race. Screentime: Much more needed. Development: 8/10. Favorite ship: LindsayxTyler.

4. Noah - Sarcastic Bookworm
I think this guy is at the top of everyone's lists. What's not to love? Noah was already amazing in TDI despite his tiny time on the show, but Haute Campture showed us that Noah's more than we think. In Total Drama World Tour, he broke all the charts, he became the BASE BREAKER BREAKER. He's just that good. His one liners are the best thing about World Tour, and he was the heart of my favorite episode I See London. I was beyond happy to find out that he was in Ridonculous Race. It was so heartwarming when they gave Noah the girl of his dreams, and really gave him some epic character development. However, I See London was sad, I didn't want to see him go. He had so much potential as a character, since we could hold his own ground and stand up to Alejandro. Best episode: I See London. Screentime: Similar to Izzy, it will never be enough. Development: 9/10. Favourite ship: NoahxEmma.

3. Courtney - Striving Hard, Shot Down By Teletoon
Okay, here's someone that the network just hates. Every time Courtney finally becomes her own character, someone everyone can love, they do something to shoot her heart and make it black. What was the point of developing her so much in Basic Straining if they were just going to make her a b**** in TDA? What was the point of making her friendship with Gwen perfect and nice TWICE NOT ONCE F***ING TWICE if they were going to throw it away twice?! I feel bad for her. She's suffered more than anyone on this show except Ezekiel and MAYBE Gwen. In TDI, no one liked her. She was socially challenged and I can relate! But we could feel her character developing. Like in Phobia Factor when she told everyone to stop making fun of Tyler. But then she was unfairly voted off, without any explanation, right when she thought everyone liked her. How would YOU feel if the people you thought were your friends just decided to get rid of you?! In TDWT, she became friends with someone she thought she could never be friends with and then that person betrays you and kisses your boyfriend?! And not only that, her own boyfriend, who she loved and dated for at least a year, cheated on her. I don't blame her for being angry. Episodes like Oceans Eight or Nine, Million Dollar Babies, Greece's Pieces, The Ex-Files and Sundae Muddy Sundae, ESPECIALLY THE GODFORSAKEN SUNDAE MUDDY SUNDAE ruin her so much, and as much as I want to like her, TD makes it difficult. I wanted to cry when I saw the Sundae Muddy Sundae exclusive clip when the sharks vomit on her. Poor girl. If you still think she's a b**** who should die, then please question your morality, because the show makes this girl sink lower and lower. This is not how characters should be treated. To me, she's come a long way from a stick in the mud anti-social perfectionist to someone who's nice, caring and still a little competitive, because that is her nature. I mean, she took the whole blame for her team not having a commercial in Japan. Best episode: I See London. Screentime: You know what? Enough. As much as I want more Courtney, knowing Teletoon they'll make her even lower. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: I can't even.

2. Heather - The Original Total Drama Villain
To me, Heather will always be the original. No one can take her place. For some reason, her punishment - her head getting shaved - was so much more satisfying than Alejandro or Scott's karma, I have no idea why, until I read further into it: It was Lindsay's dare, after all. Lindsay always said Heather's best feature was her hair. And guess who caused Heather's downfall, but Lindsay. Beautiful. After that, in TDA, Heather got the same ranking that she caused Lindsay to get in TDI - #9. In TDWT though, she got some real development from vicious villain to Anti-Hero, and the climax of her development in World Tour was where it all happened. Heather is, and always will be, the greatest Total Drama villain of all time. She's always been so devious and unpredictable! Best episode: Search and Do Not Destroy. Screentime: Perfect. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: AlejandroxHeather

1. Lindsay - Everyone's Favorite Ditz
I adore Lindsay. I always have. In TDI, she had the most badass moment ever in That's Off the Chain!, then in TDA they gave her so much character development only to kick her out in favor of Owen in Rock 'N' Rule. She's smarter than we think. She's clever, beautiful, faithful, nice, even if she is stupid she's a good friend and loving girlfriend. I feel ashamed to say she's one of the people who were kicked off first among travesties like Beardo and Ezekiel, but whatever. TDAS was not friendly to Lindsay, reducing her to a doorknob's brains. I'm so glad she left early though, because I do not want Lindsay to be suffering the TDAS treatment. I do wish she had won TDAS, because think about it, why do Heather and Beth get their seasons but not Lindsay? Anyway, I hope she's okay, relaxing with Tyler somewhere nice instead of melting in a stupid fart balloon. Best episode: Get a Clue. Screentime: Absolutely perfect. Development: 10/10. Favorite ship: Lyler