User:Danny the Hazard 2

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Jan, 6th, 2010: Hello, and Happy 2010, everyone! Sorry I haven't been around lately, but I was with the family in Chicago for Christmas, and now I've returned!

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1st. Danny! , Screaming Gaffer or Killer Grip?

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My opinions on characters
My opinions on TDI/TDA characters. If you don't like it, deal with it.

Top 3:


 * 1st. Harold This. Guy. Pwns! He's the coolest geek anywhere, and I feel like out of all the characters I can relate to him the most. I was upset that he get eliminated in Total Drama Action, but hey at least he made it pretty far into the season this time, and he gets to compete in Total Drama, the Musical.


 * 2. Duncan He comes a close second. He's an awesome punk, and he's certainly a character that will never get old.


 * 3. Heather OMG, WHY???!!! I'll tell you. In my opinion she's devious, undeniably attractive, and most importantly... hilarious! TDA has definently brought out her best and worst, the way she went from manipulative to distressed was great (feel kinda sorry for her though) but even then she's still purely great. She should have made it farther than 9th place.

Top 5:


 * 4th. Lindsay: Who doesn't love the dumb princess?


 * 5th. Beth: She's -in a word: AWESOME! She deserves to win Total Drama Action after all the trouble she's been through.

Top 10:


 * 6th. Gwen: She's a true fighter, she should have won Total Drama Island


 * 7th. Izzy: Who doesn't love her crazy shenanigans? XD


 * 8th. DJ: He's sweet and friendly to pretty much everybody.


 * 9th. LeShawna: She's really cool, and funny too.


 * 10th. Ezekiel: Really saddens me, not only that he got voted off first, but also that he didn't made it to Total Drama Action, I just hope, I really hope that he returns to Total Drama, the Musical, he deserves his time to shine.

Bottom 10:


 * 11th. Noah: Got to love the sarcastic dude XD, no but seriously I get his dry sense of humor (As I pretty much have one myself) plus I think he's very funny


 * 12th. Justin: Ever since Dial M for Merger, I couldn't help but laugh everytime he even made an on-screen appeareance. I feel very sorry that he got tricked by Cutthroat Courtney, and only made it to 7th place.


 * 13th. Cody: He's pretty cool, his dodgeball strategy and leadership in TDDDDI! were pure GENIOUS (Bad spelling XD), hopefully I'll get to see more of his strategies In Total Drama, the Musical


 * 14th. Tyler: This'll probably sound sadistic, but I just laugh whenever I see him getting injured, and his lack for a nack at sports


 * 15th. Trent: He's funny, but sadly that costed him his cool, and tranquil personality, but I still like him though.


 * 16th. Katie: She ranked three places higher up? Well, after rewatching Total Drama Island I thought "Wow, she seems like a character that has some much potential." If only she hadn't been eliminated so early, and if she would have made it to TDA or TDTM, then I would have probably liked her more.


 * 17th. Bridgette: She used to be such a cool character, but her non-stop make-out sessions with Geoff have ruined her character greatly!


 * 18th. Eva: Like with Katie, after rewatching TDI, she also looked like a character with a lot of potential, but sadly, her anger problems say otherwise. She may be this low on my ranking list, but I don't hate her, just to clear that up.


 * 19th. Geoff: After rewatching The Aftermath: III he slowly started coming back up my list, but I still will not believe he's nicer, until I actually see it.


 * 20th. Sadie: I don't really like her much, but has had her moments, too bad there aren't many; and she also has to be less clingy towards Katie, I mean I know they're BFFFLs, but seriously!

Bottom 22:


 * 21st. Owen: No, no, NO!! Not awesome! What happened to Owen?! He used to be so funny and cool, but now he enjoys to torture others?! And I was starting to feel bad for him after what I heard happened to him! Just unbelievable! I just hope, I really do that he gets back to his old self soon.
 * 22nd. Courtney: Why Courtney, WHY???!!! She used to be this awesome character that I enjoyed so much but after watching her a little more closely, from the moment she arrived, to the point that the teams merged, to the moment of her elimination, that she has been just cruel to her team, and to some of my personal favorite contestants! I am so glad she got what she deserved.

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Fanfiction Time
(NOTE: Danny replaces Tyler in this story (not because I don't like Tyler, but it's just because I want it to happen), and the the teams, and elimintion order is different)

Danny labeled the Oddball of the group is currently a camper on Total Drama Island, on the Killer Bass

Not So Happy Campers - Part 1
Danny, was the last camper to arrive on the island, he pointed out that where they were looked nothing like a five-star resort, Chris replied to him that "It was a way to bring in contestants for the competition. Duh!" Danny shrugged it out and walked to the end of the dock, next to Harold; when Danny noticed Harold picking his nose, he couldn't help but chuckle, Harold sheepishly pulled out his finger, and pretened that, that hadn't happend. Danny said to Harold: "Don't worry it's cool, I don't mind." Harold was relieved, and the two became fast friends.

At the campfire pit, Chris called all 22 coampers and told them they would be split in two teams. He called down the first 11 of them: 1.Ezekiel, 2.Beth, 3.Harold, 4.Katie, 5.Danny, 6.Sadie, 7.Noah, 8.Izzy, 9.Justin, 10.Lindsay, 11.DJ. They bacame, the Killer Bass.

The other 11 who were: 1.Courtney, 2.Geoff, 3.Bridgette, 4.Trent, 5.Gwen, 6.Cody, 7.Heather, 8.Duncan, 9.Leshawna, 10.Owen, 11.Eva. They became, the Screaming Gophers

As the campers headed out for the cabains, Danny acidentally bumped into Lindsay, he was about to apologize, but then he was dumb-strcuk at the gaze of her. "Wow, she's so gorgeous." was all he could think of. Lindsay asked if he needed any help up, Danny said- rather babbled- something unitnelligent, until he finally snapped into reality and stood up by himself. "N-n-nah, it's ok. I'm good. Nothing broken, still breathing, no blood drippings." was the only thing he could say, then he mentally faceplamed himself, and thought "Wow, that was probably the dumbest thing I could have said." To Danny's surprise, Lindsay giggled and thought he was funny, as she left to the Bass cabin she said: "See you around, Dylan!" strugguling with getting Danny's name right. "Eh, close enough." Danny said quietly to himself.

At the mess hall, lots of laughter came from the Bass table, Izzy was telling stories about how she inturrupetd a live airing of "The Wheel of Fortune" while she was being chased by the RCMP: "I couldn't tell who was angrier, the RCMP, or the guy whom I had just screwed up his chances of winning the money when accidentally said "N" instead of "M" for completing "Super _ario Bros." she said to her teammates, while Harold was telling stories about his adventure at Magic Steeves, Medieval camp. Danny, Beth, Ezekiel were especially interested in these stories, but couldn't help but laugh when Harold brought up the subject of "How to look manly in thights." "Hey! It's harder than it looks." Harold stated, this only made the trio keep on laughing. "Hey, sorry man. But that was just too funny." Danny stated to Harold. Chris came in informing that the camper's first challenge would begin in one hour. "An hour, what do you think they'll make us do?" Katie wondered. "It's just our first challange." DJ stated. "Yeah, I bet it'll be pretty easy." Danny added

All 22 campers shocked at the sight of the cliff. "In what world is this easy?" Katie asked Danny. "World of the Giants?" Danny answered nervously.

Not So Happy Campers - Part 2
Chris stated to the teams that for the first challange the contestants had to dive in, from the top of the 1000 ft. cliff into the waters below. "Sounds easy," stated Bridgette, however... "There were two targets the larger are represented the part of the lake that was covered with ferocious- He he he he- man-eating sharks, while the smaller target area is the part of the lake, we're pretty sure is shark-free." Chris further explained. Most contestants were nervous or scared of diving in, imagining what their fates might be. Izzy, was not one of them, as she rushed to the edge of the cliff, and let out a "Geeeeeeeerooooooonimooooooooo!" as she fell in the water. "Awesome, I'm next!" Harold volunteered, he got a running start and then leaped off the cliff yelling in ecstasy, however all that soon finished as his yells of ecstacy, became screams of pain; as it turns out, he had landed right on his crotch, something that made all of the guys (and some of the Sharks) flinch, and recoil in terror, luckilly, Harold had scored for the Bass their next point; Lindsay was next. "I thought this was going to be a talent contest!" Lindsay said, Chris started laughing at her comment... "Ha ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha... No" ...until he turned serious that is "If you don't dive in, you might be the one that'll cost the team an important victory; and then they'll hate you." He added. Lindsay was about to back out, until Danny grabbed her wrist and said to her "Listen, you don't have to worry about the challenge, all Chris is trying to do is pressure you, don't let that get to you. You can do this." Lindsay was still scared of diving, but at least she was more encouraged than before, "You really think I can do this? Awww, that's so sweet! Thanks David, now I think I might do this!" then she turned towards the edge of the cliff "David?" Danny thought about Lindsay mistaking his name. When Lindsay looked down, all fear rushed up her system again "I-is it too late to turn back now- AAAAAAAHHHH!!" she was cut short, when she accidentally tripped over the edge as she was turning around, "Lindsay!" Danny yelled nervously; thankfully she had landed in the safe zone. "That's three down, 8 to go!" Chris announced. "Wow, she's so beautiful." Danny thought to himself as he was staring at Lindsay down below; this caused him to lean a bit too far over the edge, and when he finally snapped out of his fantasy, it was too late; he had lost his balance, and started to fall right in the lake. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Danny yelled, like Harold he had a terrible landing, however he hit his head in one of the buoys, rendiring him with a big bump on the top of his head for the rest of the day. "That'll hurt in the morning... ow!" Danny said in the confessional as he rubbed his bump. The following divings for the Bass were:
 * Ezekiel (he had jumped, but he hit one of the rocks at the side of the cliff, so he tumbled around, and around, but still landed on the safe zone), Bass: 5, Gophers: 0
 * Katie and Saide (jumped together; both landed on the safe zone) Bass: 7, Gophers: 0
 * Beth(refused to jump) Bass: 7, Gophers: 0
 * Noah (jumped but sported a rather bored expression) Bass: 8, Gophers: 0
 * DJ (refused to jump) Bass: 8, Gophers: 0
 * Justin (jumped, but he landed outside the safe zone, thankfully his "charms" charmed the sharkes, and they helped him to the shore) Bass: 9, Gophers: 0

The girls (both atop the cliff and on the beach) were also attracted to Justin's physique. Danny looked a bit jealous when Lindsay was also falling for his looks. "I mean, seriously what's so special about that guy. I mean sure anyone can get those hug washboard abs, but nooooo! It all just magically works for Justin. Jeez!" Danny said in the confessional.

The divings for the Gophers were:


 * Bridgette (she landed perfectly on the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 1
 * Geoff (he landed on the safe zone alongside Bridgette) Bass: 9, Gophers: 2
 * Gwen ("jumped" and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 3
 * Cody (was pushed by Duncan, but landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 4
 * Trent (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 5
 * Courtney (refused to jump due to her "condition") Bass: 9, Gophers: 5
 * Heather (was thrown (courtesy of LeShawna), and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 6
 * LeShawna (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 7
 * Eva (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 8
 * Duncan (jumped and landed in the safe zone) Bass: 9, Gophers: 9
 * Owen (jumped and landed in the safe zone (not to metnion splashing everybody with water)) Bass: 9, Gophers: 10

"The Gophers are the winners!" Chris yelled, and the Gopers cheered for their victory,"and as bonus, you win the carts that'll help you haul your crates back to camp!"

The Killer Bass were not having an easy time pushing the crates along, Harold and Ezekiel worked together to push their crates, Danny helped Lindsay with her crate, but since he did not have enough muscle mass he worked twice as hard to push them both, "Ah thanks Damien for your help, but now let me help you with that." She helped Danny pushe their crates along until they made it to the campgrounds. Courtney was directing the Gophers on how to build their hot tub. Beth said that they would need a leader for them to direct the project, Harold declared Danny as the leader, but he quickly refuesd to do the job. "What do you mean? I thought you said you learned how to build a hot tub when you made one with your dad last summer?" Harold questioned Danny, "I did, what I mean, is that I'm not that good a leader." Harold still encouraged him to lead the Bass.

When Chris came to judge, he said that the Gopher's hot tub was good...

...but the Bass were better! And so Chris declared the Killer Bass the winners of the first challenge.

At the end of the day, Chris called the Gophers to the bonfire ceremony to announce who would be the first camper to leave. "Campers, at camp marshamllows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire," Chris explained "at this camp, marshmallows represent life; there are only 10 marshmellows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow, if you do not get a marshmallow tonight, you must immediately go back to the Dock of Shame; catch the Boat of Loasers, and you may never come back...EVER!" The campers' smiles turned to frowns the moment Chris said that. "The first marshmallow goes to... Geoff." Geoff jumped off his seat and went claimed his marshmallow. "Trent," Chris called Trent next "Gwen. Bridgette. Leshawna. Cody. Duncan. Eva. Owen. Campers... this is the final marshmallow of the night..." Courtney and Heather flinched at the sound of these words. "...

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Courtney outraged had to be dragged to the Boat of Losers by Chef Hatchet. When the Gophers passed the Bass' party, Heather told to the camera that there would be nothing that would keep her from winning the competition.

The Big Sleep
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