User blog:AlphaBeta25/Total Drama Super Slamdown Episode 9: Chills, Thrills, and Automobiles

Hey, guys! Sorry for posting this a bit early this week. I guess I can't go a week without writing :P, So anyways, here's the new episode.

   Insane Eagles:   Lenny, Abbey, Jim, Lorelei, David, Daniel, Ken (7/11)

   Crazy Crocs:   Thorin, Toronto, Matt, Kierston, Sarah, Karen,  Ben, Richard (8/11)

 (Camera cuts to Chris, who is smiling) Chris said, "Yo, audience! It's your best and only, Chris McLean. This week we are going to do something awesome and dangerous to the campers. You want to know what it is? Only you can find out right now on Total Drama SUPER SLAMDOWN!!!!!!"

 (Intro Plays and Then Ends)

 (Scene cuts to the alliance members as well as Thorin, Karen, and Toronto hanging out on the Pakhitew Dock) Daniel smiled to Lorelei and his brother, "Wow! You should have seen how big a fish I saw!" David laughed. "I don't think anyone cares, bro." Lorelei frowned, "Don't be so mean to your brother, David."

Conf: David: "OH DARN IT! You're just STUPID, David, just STUPID. You failed to impress the other campers that you are better than your brother!!!!"

Conf: Daniel: "I don't get what's going on with my best bro lately. We used to be so close, family. But now we are getting more distant. Can I even trust him anymore?"

Toronto and Thorin were talking about strategy together. "Hey, dude" Toronto started, "What do you think we should do? You know, strategy, pushing through." Thorin thought for a second, "I don't really know, but just stay together and we'll be fine." Karen nodded as well. "So make our mini-alliance, you know, to get to the final 3 together." Thorin replied, "I really don't see why not." Toronto nodded too. "That's what we'll do then." As all the campers walked to the dining hall slowly, talking and such, Jim had his own plan.

Conf: Jim: "I plan to get one of our so called "alliance" member out today, namely Lorelei. That girl is way too smart for my likings. She has to go ASAP."

Conf: Lorelei: "I don't trust that Jim guy. He's sneaky and wily, I cannot trust him. He needs to go ASAP."

Chris appeared out of nowhere. "Welcome campers, to the month of July! To start off the epic season of July. What could be more grueling and tiring then Grand Chef Auto-ing?" Abbey perked up. "That's actually not a real verb, Chris." Lenny begged to differ. "Actually, yes it is. Chris can do whatever he wants, because he is the BEST HOST EVER! Woohoo! Keep on going, Chris!" Chris replied angrily. " "Thank you" Lenny, could do without the interruptions, but anyways, each cart can contain 2 people. First team to mark all the landmarks, as follows. Mt. Chris "Awesome" McLean, Shadow Bay-" Richard AND Abbey both objected in unison. "Actually, Chris, Shadow Bay is covered with water, how will we get there?" Chris said furiously, "YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE KNOWN IF YOU HAD LISTENED TO ME! There are waterskis that can transport you there. Sheesh, teenagers. And the final landmark is Chef's Crazy Cavern, aka his "resource" base that he uses to catch animals that you are eating right now." "Pfffff" Ken spilled all of his gruel out. "This is animals?! I thought this was rice with water?" Abbey shot him a look. "Well Kenneth, it's obvious that there is some meat." Ken nodded slowly. "Yes, ma'am."

Conf: Ken: "This whole Abbey thing has been especially nerve-wracking. She's been using me since last time and all I want to do is redeem myself. I want to know the joy of friendship and love."

Ken creeped up to David. "Hey, there buddy!" David jumped in sheer surprise. "Oh, hey Ken, you scared me. At least someone acknowledges me." He pointed a finger to Daniel, who is talking actively with 6 people simutaneously. He seems to have fun. "All the other people like Daniel. We are supposed to be equals." Ken smiled warmly. "Don't worry, bud, I've got you covered, I'm your friend." David asked sheepily, "Really?" Ken shrugged, "Sure! Always happy to make new friends." David only beamed naively. "Wow, you must've been really popular in school with that kindness of yours. Awesome to be your friend!" "S-sure, man"

Conf: Ken: "It's only a matter of time David finds out and then it's back to friend point zero. Got to make this moment while it lasts."

"Say, dude, do you want to ride together?" David nodded. "Better than riding with my traitorous brother." Daniel only got in with Lenny. David's jaw dropped.

Conf: David: "Great, he became friends with the least likeable person in the whole team."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Chris announced, "Ready......Set......GO!" As all the cars raced off. Chris only beamed. "It's showtime!" as he and Chef grabbed a EMP to stun all the cars. (Scene cuts to first landmark) Thorin and Toronto were in the lead. "Hey, dude, there's Mt. McLean, dead ahead!" Toronto exclaimed. "Got it!" as Thorin made a sharp turn left and smeared some paint on Mt. Chris McLean and quickly left. As all the cars made their way through to the second landmark, that's where they got puzzled. Kierston yelled, "McLean, where the heck are the ATVs." Chris chimed through the microphone, "Oh yeah, forgot to tell you, you have to FIND it now thanks to a certain know-it-all who hurt my awesome challenge. Everyone yelled, "ABBEY!" Abbey said, "Sheesh, I get it." As everyone found them except for Ken and David who have been struggling to find it. Ken only did it in a quick message. "FIND IT!" as he slapped David on the back. David was close to tears. "M-man, that hurted me." Ken immediately apologized, "So sorry, won't happen again." David said, "I-I don't think t-there will be a next time." Ken said, "Please give me one more chance!" David sighed, "Sure, I guess."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Ken: "Dang that was so close."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">After an hour, everyone finished with the exception of Jim, who is riding by himself, David and Ken, and slowpoke Richard who have forgot the directions and is currently riding by himself. As Jim edged near him, he used a brake to stop David and Ken. "Sorry, nothing personal." as he sabotaged them. David gasped, "Jim, that jerk! He sabotaged us. They looked to the left and saw Richard passing them and spray-painting the final landmark. Chris announced, "And with that folks, The Crocs have been once won again! Eagles go VOTING"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: David: "Jim, he completely sabotaged us"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Ken: "I'm tempted to vote for Jim, but Abbey has gotten in the way, it's her time to finally go"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Jim and Lorelei: "David, he's gone." Lorelei questioned, "I thought he was our member?" Jim laughed.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Abbey: "I guess Jim"

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Chris said, "The votes were tight, but I have an announcement to make. Tonight is a double elimination, two of you, dos, two, are going home. The ones goes to Lenny, Lorelei, Daniel, and Ken. Jim, you are on the chopping block because you sabotaged." Jim only shook his head, "Nope, David sabotaged himself." Chris said, "Yeah, I don't care. Jim and David, you are both going home." Abbey said, "Gimme my marshmallow." Jim said, "NO!" Chris said, "Time's up bub." Jim said, "Sure," and he pulled out his immunity idol. Abbey facepalmed herself.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Abbey: "ARRR! I should've never gave Jim that idol. I don't know what I did."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Chris laughed, "Awesome! That means Jim, you get the final marshmallow." Jim sneered at David, who looked utterly shocked. Ken felt a loss.

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">Conf: Ken: "My first friend....lost." He cried a bit, "What am I going to do now...."

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:16px;">As Chris stuffed both of them in the rocket, he heard them say, "I"M GOING TO GET REVENGE on you Jim!" Chris signed of by saying, "That was a surprise. Who would be sabotaged next by this evil acting mastermind, find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA SUPER SLAMDOWN!"

Votes
Jim(4): Lenny, David, Daniel, and Abbey

David(2): Jim and Lorelei

Abbey(1): Ken

Polls! Who did you like the best in this episode? Jim Lorelei David Daniel Ken Abbey Lenny Thorin Toronto Sarah Richard Kierston Karen

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