Not So Happy Campers - Part 1

'''Twenty-two different contestants arrive on the island to find that they will be living in a rundown summer camp for eight weeks. They are divided into two teams, and they learn the rules of the competition they will be taking part in. Later, Chris announces that their first challenge, jumping off a cliff into shark-infested waters, will soon begin.'''

Plot
The episode starts off with Chris introducing himself as the host of Total Drama Island and greeting the audience from Camp Wawanakwa, which is located somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. He tells the viewers that twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks at a summer camp, where they will participate in various challenges every three days and the winning team will receive a reward. The losing team will have to vote one of their own members off the island in a campfire ceremony, where the teammates with the lowest amount of votes will receive marshmallows, as a form of immunity. After the ceremony, the camper who was voted off will take a walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, and leave Total Drama Island forever. The numbers of the remaining campers will dwindle down each week with the last one achieving tabloid fame and winning a small fortune of 100,000 dollars (which, by Chris) will probably be blown in a week. All of the dramatic moments will be caught by hundreds of cameras situated all over the island. He says that when the campers arrive, they may seem ticked off, due to them being told that they would be staying in a five star resort.

Chris is then shown at the Dock of Shame and is ready to meet the first eleven campers. Beth is the first to arrive and she immediately rushes over to Chris and hugs him. Before Chris can get a word in, she states that he looks much shorter in person. Chris thanks her, unsure of what to say. DJ arrives next and comments about the camp being much different than the application form. Gwen arrives and informs Chris that she did not sign up for staying at the run-down camp. Chris smugly pulls out her contract and, with a grin on his face, informs her that she did. Gwen grabs her contract from Chris and tears it up, though this proves to be ineffective, as he pulls out a copy and assures her that there are many more copied documents. Frustrated, she declares that she will not be staying on the island. Chris responds by telling her that he hopes she can swim, as her ride has just left. She then angrily calls Chris a jerk as she watches her boat drive away on the lake. Geoff arrives and greets Chris enthusiastically, using the word "man" several times in the process, much to Gwen's irritation. Lindsay arrives next and catches attention of all of the boys, then tells Chris that he looks familiar and when he points out he's the show's host, Lindsay finally seems to know who he is. Heather is the next contestant to arrive, and is immediately annoyed when she is greeted by a cheerful Beth. Duncan then joins the group and immediately starts getting confrontational, but Chris warns him that he is in contact with Duncan's parole officer, and that Duncan can be returned to juvenile detention any time if the show has any problems with him. Duncan, however, doesn't seem bothered by this statement. As Heather fumes over the conditions, Tyler arrives on water skis but crashes into the dock and the splash soaks Heather, which she ends up complaining that it ruined her shoes.

Harold arrives carrying a keyboard, and is initially surprised with the state of the camp but is then excited with the conditions of the camp, saying they are "more favorable to his skills." Trent arrives next and mentions seeing Chris on a figure skating show. He also notices the run-down nature of the camp, and then notices Gwen and smiles at her, to Gwen's pleasure. Bridgette arrives carrying a surfboard and says she thought they were going to be on a beach. She seems to quickly get along well with many of the boys, including catching the eyes of Geoff. She almost hits a couple of campers with the surfboard before the next camper arrives. Noah arrives next and asks if Chris got the memo he sent listing a number of his life-threatening allergies and Chris awkwardly replies that he's sure someone did. Noah then asks if this is where they're staying. Duncan pipes up, saying it's his mother's house. Noah then makes a snide comment about his piercings and Duncan threatens him by pulling his lip and asking if he wants one. Noah gets scared and asks for his lip back. Leshawna arrives and talks confidently of winning but reacts negatively to Harold saying that she's big and loud. Katie and Sadie arrive together and are excited that they will be staying at a summer camp.

Ezekiel arrives and shows his lacking knowledge of modern culture when Chris asks him what is up, and Ezekiel actually reports about a bird he sees above him. Chris then counsels him saying that, considering Ezekiel was homeschooled and didn't get out much, he should try to stay quiet and avoid getting voted off early in the game. Cody arrives next and notes that the ladies have already arrived. He is then shushed when he goes to say something to Leshawna. Eva arrives next, showing her annoyance and lack of interest in her surroundings. Owen arrives and shouts happily that he is incredibly psyched to be there, as he grabs Chris and gives him a bear hug. Courtney arrives and as Owen greets her, Justin arrives with awe evident in almost all of the camper's faces at his good looks. Chris mentions to Justin that the only reason he is in on the show for his looks. Justin confirms that he is okay with that. Then Owen and Justin have their first interaction with Owen asking Justin about his jeans. Izzy arrives, but trips and hits the dock face first and falls into the lake. Courtney pulls Izzy out of the water, but Izzy doesn't seem bothered by the accident at all, and starts quickly asking questions about what they will be doing at the camp. With that, Chris gets the campers to go to one end of the dock for a group picture. Unfortunately, the dock collapses under the campers as the picture is taken. Chris tells the campers to dry off and meet him at the campfire pit in ten minutes.

At the campfire pit, Chris tells the campers the person who is the last one left in the competition wins one hundred thousand dollars. As for sleeping arrangements, Chris says that each team gets one cabin, and that the guys sleep on one side and the girls sleep on the other. Chris proceeds to split the campers into two teams. Gwen, Trent, Heather, Cody, Lindsay, Beth, Katie, Owen, Leshawna, Justin, and Noah form the Screaming Gophers, and Geoff, Bridgette, DJ, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold form the Killer Bass. Katie and Sadie vehemently object to being on separate teams, but their pleas to be united are ignored.

Chris mentions that the campers will be sharing their thoughts in a video diary taped in the outhouse and this is followed by Gwen saying in the confessional that her experience on the show "sucks" so far. Lindsay is shown confused as to where the camera is in the outhouse, while looking in the wrong direction. A loon is shown to be putting lipstick on, and Owen lets out the first of many farts, making the flies buzz even louder in the confessional. Chris goes on to say that the Gophers are in the east cabin and the Bass members are in the west cabin and also points out that there is a communal bathroom building for everyone to use, to which Lindsay gets confused and thinks Chris says communion. Chris then gives everyone thirty minutes to unpack before meeting him back at the main lodge. Suddenly, the campers hear a shriek from the Gopher girls' cabin. Inside they find Lindsay cowering on chair, the source of alarm being a large cockroach crawling around the floor. Several campers try unsuccessfully to crush it, until Duncan slices it in half with an axe. Tyler then impresses Lindsay by bragging that he could have done the same, despite having done absolutely nothing to help.

In the main lodge, Chef Hatchet gives his instructions as to how he will be serving meals on a daily basis, but later ignores some of the campers' requests and complaints in relation to the food. Chris arrives and says the first challenge starts in one hour. DJ assures Katie by saying he doesn't think that the first challenge will be so difficult, but the camera then pans to the contestants lined up on a very tall cliff, where DJ immediately changes his mind.

Cast

 * A grub on a plate talks, though it is unknown who voices him.
 * As revealed by Emilie Claire Barlow in an interview by Christian Potenza, Courtney was voiced by a different actress in the first two episodes until they chose to recast her.

Quotes

 * Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! (moves to Dock of Shame) Here's the deal, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the loser boat, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good! (moves to campfire pit) Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive... a marshmallow. (takes a bite of one marshmallow) In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies... (flies buzzing) Chris: Grizzly bears, (grizzly bear roars) Chris: Disgusting camp food! Grub on Plate: Hey now. Chris: And, each other! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of camera situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND!


 * Chris: It's time to meet our first eleven campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why.


 * Chris: Beth, what's up? (Beth runs up and gives Chris a hug) Beth: It's so incredulous to meet you! (releases him and observes his height) Wow, you're much shorter in real life. Chris: Uh, thanks.


 * DJ: Hey, are you sure you got the right place here? Where's the hot tub at? Chris: Yo, dawg, this is it. Camp Wawanakwa. DJ: (while moving to the end of the dock) Looked a lot different on the application form.


 * Gwen: (To Chris) You mean we're staying here? Chris: No, you're staying here, my crib is an air stream with A.C., that away. Gwen: I did NOT sign up for this. Chris: Actually, (holds up large stack of papers) you did. (Gwen takes contract, rips it up and throws it in the water) Chris: The great thing about lawyers is, they make LOTS of copies. Gwen: (turns to leave) I am not staying here. Chris: Cool, I hope you can swim though, 'cause your ride just left. (the boat has already left the island) Gwen: Jerk!


 * Geoff: Chris McLean! What's up, man? It's an honor to meet you, man! Chris: The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man. Geoff: Thanks, man. Gwen: If they say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke.


 * Chris: (introducing Lindsay to the show) Everybody, this is Lindsay! (the scene then cuts to Lindsay's boots and the camera moves up her body to her head, as sultry R&B music plays in the background) Chris: (aside to the audience, regarding Lindsay) Not too shabby! Lindsay: (sweetly) Hiiii! (walks over to Chris) Okay, you look so familiar! Chris: I'm Chris McLean. (his introduction does not seem to register with a puzzled-looking Lindsay, so he tries to jog her memory) The host... of the show? Lindsay: (thinking she now knows) Oh, that's where I know you from! Chris: (figuring Lindsay still doesn't get it) Uhh... yeah.


 * Chris: Duncan! Dude! Duncan: (managing his luggage) I don't like surprises. Chris: Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to "juvie." Duncan: Okay, then.


 * Duncan: (passing by Heather at the dock) Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous! Heather: (offended) Drop dead, you skeeze!


 * Heather: I'm calling my parents. You cannot make me stay here. (Chris holds up the contract Heather signed) 


 * Harold: So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something? Chris: You got it. Harold: Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills.


 * Trent: (to Chris) Hey, good to meet you, man. I saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work. Chris: Thanks, man! I knew I rocked that show. Beth: I saw that. One of the guys dropped his partner on her head. So they got immunity that week. Harold: Lucky! I hope I get dropped on my head. Lindsay: Me, too.


 * Duncan: Nice board. This ain't Malibu, honey. Bridgette: I thought we were going to be on a beach. Chris: We are. (a seagull gets washed into the water, revealing an immensely polluted beach) Bridgette: (sighs) Great. Chris: All right, that makes... (Bridgette bonks him on the head with her board) Ow! Darn it, that hurt!


 * Noah: You got my memo about my life threatening allergies? Chris: I'm sure someone did. Noah: Good. Is this where we're staying? Duncan: No, it's your mother's house and we're throwing a party. Noah: Cute. Nice piercings. Original. Do them yourself? Duncan: (grabs Noah's lip and takes out a pin) Yeah, you want one? Noah: Uh, no thanks. Can I have my lip back please?


 * Harold: I've never seen a girl like you in real life before. Leshawna: Excuse me? Harold: You're real big... and loud. Leshawna: What did you say to me? Oh no you didn't. You have not seen anything yet, I'll show you big baby!


 * Chris: Sadie, Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks. Katie: Oh, my gosh. Sadie, look, it's a summer camp. Sadie: Okay, I always wanted to go to summer camp. EEEEEEEEEEE!


 * Chris: Ezekiel. What's up, man? Ezekiel: (looks up in the sky to see "what's up") I think I see a bird. (Trent snickers) Chris: Okay, look, dude, I know you don't get out much. Been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay? Ezekiel: Yes, sir. Gwen: That's just.... wow.


 * Chris: Cody. The Codester. The Codemeister! Cody: Dude, psyched to be here, man. I see the ladies have already arrived. Alright. (tries to say something to Leshawna but she stops him) Leshawna: Save it, short stuff.


 * (Eva drops her bag on Cody's foot, he starts hopping around) Cody: Ow! What's in there, dumbbells? Eva: Yes. Duncan: (to DJ) She's all yours, man.


 * Owen: Woohoo! Chris! What's happenin'?! (laughs) This is awesome! Woohoo!! Chris: Owen! Welcome! Owen: (grabs Chris in bear hug) Awesome to be here, man! Yeah! Man, this is just so.... Gwen: Awesome? Owen: Yes, awesome! Whooooo! Are you gonna be on my team? Gwen: (dull excitement) Oh, I sure hope so. Owen: Whooooo! Chris: You about finished? Owen: Sorry, dude. I'm just so psyched!


 * Chris: Here comes Courtney. (Courtney comes off the boat and Chris takes her by the hand) Courtney: Thank you. Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all. Owen: (shakes Courtney's hand) How's it goin'? I'm Owen. Courtney: It's nice to meet you, Ow...wow! (sees Justin)


 * Chris: Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks. Justin: (shrugs) I can deal with that.


 * Owen: I like your pants. Justin: Thanks, man. Owen: 'Cause they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that? Justin: No, just...had them for a while. Owen: Oh, cool. (to himself) Stupid!


 * Izzy: (on the boat) Hi Chris, Hi. (she falls off the boat, bonks her chin off the docks and falls in the water) Tyler: Ooh! That was bad. (chuckles) Courtney: Guys, she could be seriously hurt. (pulls Izzy out of the water) Izzy: That felt so... good! Except for hitting my chin. Is this summer camp? That is so cool! Do you have paper mache here? Are we having lunch soon? Owen: That is a good call!


 * Leshawna: (while Chris is trying to take the photo) Come on, man, my face is starting to freeze!


 * Duncan: Excuse me, what would the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her. (points to Heather) Heather: They're not co-ed, are they?


 * Lindsay: Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have the cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest? Chris: Okay, you are, but that's not really how it works here. And it's Chris.


 * Katie: I have to live with Sadie or I'll die. Sadie: And I'll break out in hives. It's true.


 * Tyler: (to Gwen) At least you don't have to sleep next to him. (points at Duncan who's giving a noogie to a deer)


 * Harold: (after Chris announces the Killer Bass) It's... awesome. It's like... AMAZING.


 * Gwen: (in the confessional) Um, okay...so far this sucks.


 * Lindsay: (in the confessional, standing with her back to the camera, as if inspecting the toilet) I don't get it, where's the camera guy?


 * Owen: (in confessional) Hey, everyone, check this out. I have something very important to say. (farts)


 * Lindsay: (to Chris, about the washrooms) Communal bathrooms? But I'm not Catholic. Chris: Not communion, communal. Gwen: It means we shower together. (muttering) Idiot. Lindsay: AHHH! No, c'mon!


 * Owen: I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what I mean? (Noah and Trent give blank stares) I mean no, I didn't mean it like that! I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them. (stammers) I mean... (runs into cabin)


 * Lindsay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (DJ, Duncan, Leshawna, Heather, Harold, Gwen and Tyler arrive at the door to see why Lindsay yelled) Leshawna: Oh, man, that white girl can scream.


 * Chef: Listen up. I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. So grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now!


 * Gwen: Okay, I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved. (Chef takes a hammer and smacks her food, which goes flying onto her face and into her hair) Right, okay then.


 * Geoff: Yo, my man, can we order a pizza? (Chef throws a knife at the wall, scaring Geoff) Woah! It's cool, G! Brown slop is cool!


 * Katie: What do you think they'll make us do? DJ: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be? (cut to a scene where the campers are on top of a huge cliff) Oh sh- (censored)

General

 * This is the order of the campers that arrived on the island: Beth, DJ, Gwen, Geoff, Lindsay, Heather, Duncan, Tyler, Harold, Trent, Bridgette, Noah, Leshawna, Katie and Sadie, Ezekiel, Cody, Eva, Owen, Courtney, Justin, and Izzy.
 * The group picture that the campers pose in before the dock falls apart is actually used as the main promotional picture for the season.
 * Tyler and Heather are the only campers who do not have any dialogue right after arriving on the Dock of Shame.
 * According to Chris, all of the campers are sixteen years old.
 * By the time Total Drama: Revenge of the Island starts, they are nineteen years old, as the fourth season takes place three years after Total Drama Island.
 * The only campers who don't arrive with luggage are Courtney, Heather, Izzy, Ezekiel, Tyler, Justin, and Cody.
 * Leshawna is the only camper who introduced herself after arriving to the island without Chris having to say her name.
 * Katie and Sadie are the only campers who arrived on the same boat.
 * When Chris holds the magazines as he mentions the winner will receive "tabloid fame," the prototype designs of Leshawna (later recycled into Leshaniqua) and Duncan (later Cody and then an intern) are on the cover.
 * Tyler is the only camper to not arrive on the boat. Instead, he arrived on jet skis that were attached to the boat.
 * The first campers to use the confessional were Gwen, Lindsay, and Owen.
 * Coincidentally, they are all on the Screaming Gophers.
 * Coincidentally, the first female and male to use the confessional cam are actually the final two of season one.

Continuity

 * This episode, along with its successor, is the first of two two-part episodes in the series. The second being Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1 and Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 2.
 * This is also the only first episode of any season to not feature any kind of challenge in it, and is purely an introductory episode.
 * Tyler is the first camper to arrive that doesn't qualify for Total Drama Action later on.
 * Beth is the first camper to arrive that doesn't qualify for Total Drama World Tour later on.
 * DJ is the first camper to arrive that participates in the first three seasons of Total Drama.
 * This is the first of three episodes in the series where all twenty-two characters have dialogue (mostly due to the fact that there are only two episodes in the season where Justin talks). The other two are Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island and the Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special.
 * Thus, this is the only episode in which all of the twenty-two original contestants speak that is not a one-hour special.
 * There is actually some foreshadowing of Total Drama Island relationships, such as Gwen and Trent, Bridgette and Geoff, Lindsay and Tyler, Harold and Leshawna, and Izzy and Owen's relationship.
 * Coincidentally, the first two campers picked for each team ended up becoming a couple.
 * For the Screaming Gophers, the first two people picked were Trent and Gwen.
 * For the Killer Bass, the first two people picked were Geoff and Bridgette.
 * The only relationship that was not even mildly foreshadowed was the relationship between Courtney and Duncan.
 * Duncan and Gwen, despite being formed in Total Drama World Tour, was also briefly foreshadowed in this episode.
 * Chris's conversation with Ezekiel foreshadows the events of the next episode.

Goofs

 * When Chris is introducing the show, he says a camper will be eliminated every three days. But later, he says there is a campfire ceremony every week.
 * Also in The Big Sleep, Courtney states that Eva has been there for one day, and with the episode being after this one, there have been instances where the integers between the challenges are three days, a week, or the day after another.
 * The hand-print on Trent's shirt moves from being on the left to the right hand side throughout this episode.
 * In the shot after Gwen got her food and before Chris walked into the lodge, Katie is seen sitting in the Killer Bass' table and Sadie sitting in the Screaming Gophers' table. Though they were originally on different teams, Sadie was supposed to be on the Killer Bass and Katie was supposed to be on the Gophers before switching places with Izzy from the Bass. Izzy was correctly seen in the Killer Bass table during the shot.
 * When Katie asks DJ what he thinks their first challenge will be, she has Sadie's voice.
 * When Chris is introducing the campers, he says that Trent was the ninth person to arrive, when actually he was the tenth.
 * When Tyler crashes into the bag of luggage, Leshawna's bag is seen even though Leshawna doesn't arrive until later on.
 * However, it is possible that each camper has more luggage than they are seen carrying, as there is other luggage of campers that have not yet arrived, as well.
 * When Heather first came on the dock, she seems to have no belly button, and this happens sporadically throughout the rest of the episode.
 * When Heather first arrives, she is seen with no luggage, yet when she and Gwen are in the cabins, she is seen with two suitcases.
 * When Leshawna and Harold first meet, right before he calls her "big and loud," Harold is seen sideways, above Leshawna.
 * Eva wears her regular outfit in this episode, but when the campers pose for the group photo, she is wearing her swimsuit, which isn't introduced until the next episode.Duncan-02.jpg
 * In the group shot of the entire Killer Bass team when they receive their team's banner, Izzy is absent.
 * When Izzy hits her chin on the dock, her neck disappears.
 * When Duncan stares at Justin, his unibrow splits, a common goof throughout the series.
 * When Justin arrives, the screen scrolls across the campers, Owen is seen next to Katie yet when the screen scrolls to Katie, Eva is seen next to her instead.
 * When Duncan threatens Harold, his nose piercing is missing. He also has only one piercing on his left ear, where he usually has two.
 * His piercings continue to change sides and disappear throughout the series.