User:DipperBelchBLAH/Not So Happy Campers - Part 1 Transcript

[Camera pointed at the end of the docks] 

Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanawkwa! Somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!

[Camera switches angle]

Chris: Here's the deal, twenty two campers have have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame. Take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good.

[Camera switches to the bonfire ceremony]

Chris: Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle:

[Camera switches to black flies swarming]

Chris: Black flies!

[Camera zooms out to reveal a bear]

Chris: Grizzly bears!

[Camera switches to a living worm]

Chris: Disgusting camp food.

Worm: Hey, now.

[Camera switches to Chris on the dock.]

Chris: And, each other.

[Camera switches to a birds nest with a camera inside, then moves up to reveal a camera taped to a totem pole]

Chris: Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp.

[Camera switches back to Chris on the dock]

Chris: Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on Total Drama Island!

[Theme song plays; Chris stands on the dock]