Aftermath Aftermayhem

'''After one co-host forces another into doing a world tour of Total Drama fan countries, the third host becomes fed up. The three new guests join the peanut gallery, where five of them get the opportunity to re-join the competition. However, one lucky co-host ends up winning instead.'''

Recap
The episode starts with Geoff happily announcing that Blaineley is finally gone, doing her job and traveling around the world in search of her number one fan. He wonders where Bridgette is, but then all of a sudden, Blaineley comes out and reveals that she sent Bridgette instead of her. Bridgette is then shown to be in Siberia, where she and some interns are caught in a blizzard. Geoff promises he will get Bridgette back and swears revenge, then leaves the stage. Blaineley then brings out Noah, Tyler and Gwen. Tyler swings in on a rope and is severely injured after he stuffed up the landing. Blaineley then shows the That's Gonna Leave a Mark segment. Bridgette is shown again, prompting Geoff to rush back on stage. Blaineley was supposed to meet one of her biggest fans, but because she had Bridgette go instead, the fan is angry and wants them to sing a song about Blaineley. Geoff then sings Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley, a song insulting Blaineley in all kinds of ways and revealing that her real name is actually Mildred.

Blaineley announces that one of the peanut gallery members will get another chance at the million dollars in the Total Drama Second Chance Challenge. Five will be selected to compete. Each of the former contestants is given a can of peanuts, five of which contain golden Chris heads. The contestants rush over to Blaineley in order to grab a can of peanuts but most of them do not have a Golden Chris in them. Lindsay, Beth, Noah, Tyler, and Leshawna get to move on to the next round, which is a giant board game. Contestants must roll a giant die and complete mini-challenges to move on. Just before they start, Geoff shows some embarrassing clips of Blaineley in the green room, revealing that she is very gross in order to exact revenge over what she did to Bridgette. Blaineley tries to cover it up, saying that the clip wasn't real, but no one buys it.

She starts trying to rush the game through, and Geoff then realizes that if they don't end the show on time, Blaineley (and himself) will not receive payment. He then tries to slow down the game, telling the competitors to take their time, while Blaineley rushes them along with the game. Lindsay starts the competition by rolling the die and landing on the Owen square; her challenge is to eat two Jamaican hot peppers and drink milk while watching funny clips of the show without squirting milk out her nose. The clips are all of Tyler injuring himself, but Lindsay does not laugh, saying she "never laughs at boyfriends." She then breathes fire from the heat and Blaineley quickly moves on to the next contestant. It is then Tyler's turn but due to his injuries, Trent has to push him around in a wheelchair. When Trent wheels him onto the Greece square, it is revealed to be a booby-trap and he falls through the floor. Trent is relinquished from his nurse duty and sits by Gwen, where they calmly chat between each other.

Noah takes his turn, and his challenge is to dodge lasers while standing on the Area 51 square. If he breaks contact from the square, the face-hugging aliens from Area 51 will brutally attack him. Noah does very well at first, being able to dodge most of the lasers, but is eventually shocked by one of them, which causes the aliens to attack him. It is then Leshawna's turn, and after landing on the Australia square, she is forced to have a boxing match with a kangaroo. Despite her confidence and her claim that fighting Heather will be harder than this, she is almost immediately knocked out, only for Harold to try to fight the kangaroo for her. He is then also knocked out by the kangaroo. Beth then rolls, and after landing on a Heather square, her challenge is to come up with a haiku about one of Heather's positive attributes. Despite having no positive attributes, Beth succeeds, and moves onto the next round with Lindsay.

Lindsay's second challenge, after landing on the Sweden square, is to balance some of Chef's Swedish meatball's on her nose for at least three seconds. She does this, however, before Geoff even tells her what the challenge is. Beth then rolls to the last space, the London square, and her challenge is to catch an intern dressed up like Jack the Ripper and bring him to one of the British Guards from London. While she is doing this, Bridgette is then shown again, treating the paw of the bear that attacked them earlier. She says she can't leave "Bruno" until he is healed. Geoff is against this, but is unable to stop it, and instead swears revenge on Blaineley, which she ignores.

Beth catches the intern in the sack and is asked the question, "What is the name of Duncan's London based punk band?" Blaineley tries rushing Beth, but Beth cuts her off saying that she's thinking. Frustrated at Beth taking too long to answer, Blaineley tells her the answer, "Der Schnitzel Kickers." Since Blaineley said the answer out loud, Geoff congratulates Blaineley and tells her that whomever answered the question first correctly wins the Total Drama Second Chance Challenge and that Blaineley is now in the competition. She is against this, but she is captured by three interns. Geoff is thrilled that she is leaving as he was trying to exact revenge on her, then tells the audience that the next aftermath episode will be at the secret finale location. Blaineley tells him that she won't let them take her to that show which she thinks is full of losers. She runs off the stage with interns chasing her after she says this. Geoff then signs off the episode as Blaineley is tied up and dragged off by several interns with various weapons.

Cast

 * Eva, Katie, Sadie, Justin, Izzy, and DJ appear but do not speak in this episode.

Quotes
(peanut gallery waves) Geoff: And get this, our own obnoxious self-centered roving reporter Blaineley is finally roving! Way far from here! (audience cheers loudly) Geoff: Yes, Blaineley's off to a Total Drama tour to potential new franchise locations and she's meeting with one Total Drama super-fan contest winner in each country! Stay tuned, 'cause apparently this super-fan is Blaineley-obsessed! Wow, never thought I'd say that. Take it away, Bridge. (Geoff points to where Bridgette is supposed to make her entrance, but a janitor scratching his butt is seen instead) Geoff: (scratches head) Where's my tofu angel at!? Blaineley: Here's a hint, they eat a lot of red meat there! Bridgette: Geoff! Geoff: Hey baby. You okay, Bridgey bear? Bridgette: (shivering) Bear? Is the bear back? We already lost one intern! (Screams and is hit by an avalanche which the screen goes to static) (The peanut gallery and audience gasp in shock.) Geoff: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge! Blaineley: (slaps Geoff) Snap out of it! I got a show to host. Geoff: A show?! She could be buried under ten feet of bear infested, Siber-snow right now! Harold: Uh, more like twenty Geoff! Sorry. Geoff: You are a monster! Blaineley: Been called worse. Geoff: (talks in the camera) Bridge, if you could hear me, I will do everything in my power to get you back and get Blaineley gone! (leaves the stage) (The peanut gallery frowns and looks at Blaineley angrily.) Noah: (falsetto, in obvious pain) Ow! Blaineley: Interesting technique. Crawl on up here, Noah! Tyler: (inaudible speech) Blaineley: True, but not very positive. Beth: Um... webbed feet for summer swimming. (gasp) She's fast in water! Lindsay: (balancing meatballs on her nose, making seal sounds) Sorry, I totally wasn't listening! What's my challenge?
 * Geoff: Attention, Total Drama fanatics! Forget the aftermath, this is Total Drama Aftermayhem! I'm your co-host Geoff and this... is weird because Bridgette's supposed to meet me up here, but maybe she's gonna surprise me! Makes sense? This whole show is full of mega-surprises! But first, no one's gonna get an allergic reaction to these nuts, the peanut gallery!
 * Blaineley: Ok, on with the show.
 * Geoff: Must... resist urge to murder.
 * Blaineley: It's time for me to announce our big surprise.
 * Trent: (to pushers) Hey! (to Gwen, noticing her) Hey! So... Duncan... Wow... didn't see that coming... Hahaha.
 * Leshawna: A Chris-in-the-box, huh? That's an insult to boxes!
 * (Noah flinches as he opens his peanut can and doesn't find anything. However, as he is emptying it, a Chris-head pops out and hits him in the groin)
 * Blaineley: (to Geoff) You sang it, not me and whoever told them about the hair between my toes is going down!
 *  Geoff: (about Blaineley) My mom always said, "If you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul."
 * Lindsay: (rolling a dice) Come on, lucky number seven!
 * Blaineley: Wow, do you kiss your friend's boyfriend with that mouth?
 * Trent: (to Tyler while handing him the dice) Here you go, buddy. Give it a roll!
 * Blaineley: (after Tyler falls through a trap door) Hello, booby trap, good-bye, boob. One less player means we can pick up the pace! (to Trent) Thanks, Nurse Maid, you can hit the gallery. I think there's an empty seat beside "New Heather."
 * Blaineley: (to Noah after being attacked by face hugging aliens) Enjoy your facial!
 * Beth: Heather has ten toes.
 * Geoff: Alright, all you gotta do is balance these three Swedish meatballs on your nose for a three second...
 * Blaineley: Me? Out there? With those, those, those losers!? Forget it! No one can make me go, NO ONE! Except those guys.
 * Blaineley: (as interns take her away) I have no chance! They're going to edit me into some shrill, rude, petty monster.

Trivia

 * Running Gag: Tyler getting injured, Harold adding worse details about Bridgette's situation.
 * It is revealed that Blaineley's real name is "Mildred" in this episode.
 * Both the guard that Team Chris Is Really Really Really Really Hot had to strip in I See London..., as well as Jack the Ripper (this time played by an intern) make an appearance in this episode.
 * This is the third Aftermath episode to feature a challenge. The first was The Aftermath: IV, and the second was Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon.
 * In The Aftermath: IV, Duncan and Beth competed, in Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon, Izzy/Brainzilla competed, and in this aftermath, Lindsay, Leshawna, Noah, Tyler, and Beth competed.
 * This is the only Total Drama World Tour Aftermath episode that had only one song.
 * This is the second Aftermath episode in a row in which the "special guests" aren't even interviewed. The first was Aftermath: Revenge of the Telethon.
 * Duncan's band, "Der Schnitzel Kickers," is mentioned again in this episode, the other two bands being, The Drama Brothers, Trent, Justin, Cody and Harold's band, and "The A-Type Psychotic Crazies," Courtney's band, respectively.
 * This is the first Total Drama World Tour Aftermath episode to not have the "Total Drama Fugitives" segment, probably due to the fact that Duncan and Ezekiel were found, even though the latter is still on the plane.
 * This is the only season three Aftermath to feature one song, which wasn't even sung by an eliminated contestant. It was sung by Geoff with backup sung by interns.
 * This is the first time in Total Drama History that contestants that didn't qualify for a season were given the chance to compete their way on the game.
 * This is the first Total Drama World Tour Aftermath where Bridgette doesn't sing.
 * Beth is the only person who participated in Total Drama Second Chance who did not compete in Total Drama World Tour.
 * Geoff refers to the aliens as "facehuggers," which is a reference to the Alien film franchise, in which the facehugger is the name of the embryo-bearing stage of the xenomorph species.
 * This is the only Total Drama World Tour Aftermath where Geoff and Bridgette do not share any sort of kiss.

Goofs

 * When Blaineley walks onto the set, the straps on her heels are missing.
 * Bridgette is seen eating pepperoni pizza, even though she has previously stated that she is a vegetarian.
 * When Tyler swings onto the set, Noah isn't seen even though he had just walked on stage.
 * When Blaineley was seen trimming her toenails, her bracelets were red instead of gold.
 * Beth screams when she chases the intern even though she says she can't scream in The Sand Witch Project.