User blog:Attackin/Total Drama Champions episode 18: The Island of EVIL

Mergers: Slasher, Alec and Angelina (3,9)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama, the contestants went hunting for a yeti with the help of Andrew. In the end Angelina was sent home in a trivia tie breaker. Will anyone die and will anyone make some regrets? Find out soon on Total Drama Champions!

The scene cuts to all the contestants sitting around the cafeteria in the morning.

Slasher: Lets say hello to another beautiful day!

Victoria: Please shut up.

Slasher (smirking): I would, but then you guys wouldn’t know how happy I am!

Victoria: We don’t care!

Slasher: Fine, sheesh.

Chris then smashes through the door.

Chris: Hey campers! Today we’re going to have some more fun!

Alec: About time, those two were seriously starting to annoy me.

Chris: Everyone meet me at the campfire as soon as possible.

The scene cuts to all the contestants waiting for Slasher. Slasher slowly walks towards them smirking.

Chris: What took you so long?!

Slasher: How late could I possibly be?

Alec: Three hours late.

Chris: Whatever, today three contestants who competed in this season and they’re all very useful. Any guesses?

Alec: Daisuke?

Victoria: Angelina?

Slasher: I don’t care.

Chris: You’re all wrong! Everyone say hi to our special contestants Max, James and Colette!

Slasher’s eye starts twitching in anger.

'''Slasher: Are you F#%*ing kidding me?! All of them hate me to some degree! I’m so dead!'''

'''Alec: All of them are definitely going to be annoying. I would’ve taken Dave over all of those guys, and Dave can be pretty annoying!'''

Chris: I’ll allow you all to chose who you want, Victoria as the only girl you choose first.

Victoria: Um... I guess Max...

Max: Wise choice! You’ll need my genius to win!

'''Max: I can’t believe I was eliminated so early! No matter, I’ll show them all why they should’ve kept me in! Bwahaha!'''

Victoria: It could be worse I guess...

Chris: So Slasher, who are you going to chose?

Slasher: I’ll take James, he’s the lesser of the two choices.

James: Ha ha, very funny, you’ll pay for what you did.

Slasher (smiling): Yea, sure I will.

Chris: That just leaves Alec with Colette.

Alec (sarcastically): Great.

Chris: The first of these challenges is an eating challenge, first team to finish their meal wins.

Scene cuts to the cafeteria were Chef is standing next to Chris smiling.

Chef: Today for your meal you’ll be eating my specialty. Raccoon soufflé!

Victoria and Max both hesitantly stare down at the soufflé with a large raccoon tail sticking out.

Max: Good luck with your meal.

Victoria: Hey you have to help me, you’re my teammate after all!

Max: Chris didn’t say I HAD to help you!

Victoria grabs the food and starts shoving it down Max’s mouth.

Slasher: I like what you’re thinking of Victoria!

Slasher starts shoving the food down Jame’s mouth.

James: Stop that you A-!

James gets interrupted by more soufflé being shoved down. Colette was having a slower time as she took baby bites.

Colette: This is the one thing I didn’t miss.

Alec: We have to go faster, even if you get food poisoning.

Colette: Knowing Chris that’s the least of our problems with this food.

They all continue to eat when James eventually starts chocking.

Slasher (sarcastically): Oh no, Chris my parter is chocking. Help us please!

Chef runs over and gives him the hemlock maneuver. While Chef is saving James Max finishes his meal.

Victoria: We’re done!

Max: That’s the WORST thing EVIL has ever tasted! Next challenge you’ll be doing Evil’s work!

Victoria: Whatever Max.

Alec: Oh thank god we don’t have to finish ours. What’s our next challenge?

Chris: Your next challenge is pretty simple.

The scene cuts to all the contestants standing next to three boats.

Colette: What’s our “simple” challenge?

Chris: You must all use your boats here to get to the neighboring island and retrieve a chest, whichever group gets the best treasure wins, Victoria for winning the first challenge you and Max get to ride on the supreme speed boat!

Chris gestures towards a boat with a speed engine.

Chris: Slasher and Alec you both get these paddle boats!

Chris gestures towards a duck paddle boat and a normal paddle boat.

Slasher: Who’s getting the duck?

Chris: You two can decide between yourselves.

Alec: Rock, paper, scissors?

Slasher: Sure.

They play a quick game where Alec plays rock while Slasher plays scissors.

Slasher: Dang!

Alec: Good luck duckies!

James: Way to go Slasher.

Slasher: Shut up!

Chris: Alrighty, everyone get to our neighboring island. Officially known as despair island!

All the contestants get into their boats, Slasher and James were glaring at each other while Alec and Colette just kept going without really caring about each other. Victoria was speeding towards the island when Max cuts the engine.

Victoria: Max what are you doing?!

Max: EVIL will not be force fed without people getting punished!

Victoria: You better start paddling or else I’m kicking you of this boat!

Victoria holds Max above the water when he starts to squirm.

Max: Evil hates getting wet! I suppose I’ll help, but no more using Evil, Evil uses you!

Victoria:Fine, let’s get going they’re catching up!

Alec and Colette were starting to catch up to them when Fang emerges from the ocean.

Alec: When will you leave me alone?!

Colette: You aren’t getting me a second time!

Colette punches it in the nose causing it to run away.

Alec: Woah! How’d you know to do that?

Colette: Sharks run away when you punch their noses, after last time I had to learn that.

Alec: Wait, why’d Fang attack you?

Colette: Not sure, betting Slasher had something to do with it.

Alec: Wouldn’t be surprised.

Slasher: My ears are burning!

Colette: Not yet.

James: Can we just ignore them?

Slasher: Who’s the leader of our team? Oh right, it’s me!

James: Who needed an idol to get their rival out?

Slasher: Who cheated to stay in?

Alec: Ooh, we have ourselves a cat fight!

James: Shut up if you know what’s good for you!

Colette (sarcastically): Ooh, you’re sooo intimidating James, I almost forgot how bad you did.

Slasher: Oh, burn!

James just glares at them all in fury.

'''James: I cannot wait to be done with this show! Once this is over you better watch yourself Slasher and whoever those two others were.'''

Victoria and Max both reached the island and pulled out a map from their boat.

Max: It says we should go this way!

Max points in a random direction.

Victoria: And which way is that?

Max: How should I know? Evil isn’t good with directions.

Victoria: We’ll just hide in the bushes, maybe Alec will get a compass or something.

They both go to hide in the bushes when the other two teams arrive.

Slasher: So I only get a shovel?

Slasher looks over to Alec with a compass.

Alec (sarcastically): Great a compass.

Colette: Compasses can be very valuable, just depends on the equipment.

Slasher: She’s right!

Slasher hits Alec with his shovel and runs of with their compass. Victoria and Max jump out of the bush to see Alec.

Victoria: Are you ok Alec?!

Max: Step aside Evil knows how to give CPR!

Max goes to give Alec the breath of life when Alec wakes up and squirms away.

Alec: What is wrong with you?! A shovel doesn’t equal need for CPR!

Max: You should be grateful your future master decided to even consider helping you!

Max: he could’ve at least have said thanks...

Victoria: So we have the map but where are we going to go?

Colette: I mean moss grows on the north side so it should probably help. We just need to find some moss!

The group heads into the forest to try and find some moss. Meanwhile at the beach Slasher is just digging in random areas.

James: How do you expect to win when you’re just digging in random spots?

Slasher: Well what am I supposed to do?!

James: It’s not like I’ll get the million for helping so why should I tell you?

Slasher: Oh I have a reason.

Slasher whistles and Fang emerges from the ocean he pounces on James and opens his mouth, ready to attack.

Slasher: So what should we do?

James: Um... well you could go find Victoria...

Slasher: Good idea! They must have some kind of item that I could use! (Smiling) Come on guys, we have some contestants to scare.

Slasher, Fang and James walk into the forest. Further in the forest Alec and Victoria’s groups had found some moss and were heading north.

Max: So... what have I missed while I’ve been gone?

Alec: Not much, James was eliminated by an idol from Slasher, Slasher and Colette take over the game, Slasher betrays her and now we’re here.

Victoria: Pretty much yea.

Max: This Slasher fellow sounds pretty evil.

Colette (angry): You could say that.

Alec: So we just have to keep going north until we get to a chef shaped mountain.

Colette: Shouldn’t be hard to notice, I mean it’s a mountain!

Max: Trust me and my experiences, you can miss anything if you’re not paying attention, I lost my wallet and I was holding it in my hands! Never saw it coming.

Colette (sarcastically): That’s pretty impressive Max.

Max: Yea I’m a lady magnet, women dig villainy.

'''Victoria: Colette is surprisingly calm when she’s not competing, I mean she hasn’t even insulted one of us yet. Maybe we should’ve voted off Slasher a couple weeks ago instead...'''

They continue to walk when they eventually notice the Chef mountain and a sign hanging from the wall pointing inside.

Alec: Might as well go in.

They all walk in while three shadows follow behind. They eventually reach a coal mine with railings and a mine cart. They all walk towards the mines when Colette and Alec get knocked out by a shovel.

Max: What happened?!

Victoria: I know who it is!

Victoria and Max turn around to see Slasher and Fang facing them.

Slasher: Fang you can take Alec and Colette I’ll handle these two.

Fang drags out Alec and Colette away with James not far behind.

Max: What do you want?!

Slasher: Well you both have a map but sense we’re here I won’t really need it, all I need from you two is some help.

Victoria: Why would we help you?

Slasher: Because I could get my reinforcements to take you out instead.

Max: I say we help him.

Victoria: We don’t really have much of a choice so I guess we’ll come.

Slasher: Good choice.

They all get into the mine cart and go soaring down the rails. On the way down Max and Victoria duck while Slasher hits his head on the ceiling repeatedly. Eventually they reach the end, Victoria and Max jump out while Slasher just collapses outside of the cart.

Max: That was delightful.

Victoria: I bet Slasher like it too.

Slasher: Shut up!

They all look forward to see a bridge over lava leading to a mine.

Victoria: I see why this was abandoned.

Slasher: Alright Max, time to shine!

Max: What do you mean by that?!

Slasher gives Max a hard push, Max trips and rolls towards the other side.

Slasher: Seems safe enough.

Slasher runs on the bridge when a part of the bridge broke causing him to fall into the lava while Victoria and Max walk past.

Victoria: That was a surprisingly easy victory, see ya Slasher.

Max and Victoria walk into the mine when they noticed a yellow object sticking out of the wall.

Max: Ooh, it’s shinny!

Victoria: It must be the treasure!

Victoria pulls it from the wall and walks back to the bridge with Max. They get to the bridge when Slasher tackles Victoria. Slasher’s clothing is burnt and he’s covered in ashes.

Slasher: This is mine!

Victoria: I found it! Max give me some help!

Max: I think I’m fine staying over here.

Victoria and Slasher continue to fight until Slasher takes the gold and runs away.

Victoria: Max, why weren’t you helping?!

Max:Because that was obviously fools gold you nitwit!

Victoria: Wha?

Max: It was obviously fools gold. The real gold was still in there.

Victoria: Why didn’t you say anything earlier?!

Max: I refuse to help others, I decided to take pity on you.

They both head back into the mine and find another piece of gold.

Victoria: Never thought I’d say this but I’m kinda happy I picked Max now.

'''Max: I wish I was on that criminal’s team, he’d be the perfect minion! He’s got the brawn while I’m the brains, Victoria’s a boring minion.'''

Back in the forest Alec and Colette are still captured by Fang and James.

Colette: This SUCKS, how are we supposed to win?

Alec: How should I know?!

James: I know how.

James smashes a rock onto Fang’s head causing him to collapse on the ground.

Alec: Wait, why would you help? I don’t know you well but aren’t you a selfish jerk?

James: Yea I genuinely didn’t care what happened to you, I just want to get revenge and I know that jerk will plan something so I need the reinforcement.

Colette: We do have the numbers.

Alec: Alright lets hide in the bushes when he runs pass we take him out!

Several minutes later Slasher emerges from the mine and runs towards the boats. Alec puts out his leg causing him to roll towards the boats when he’s stoped by a large tree causing a large thud.

Colette (smiling): That must’ve hurt!

Alec picks up the gold piece and runs towards a boat with Colette.

Alec: You coming James?

James: Nah, I’m probably just going to draw on Slasher’s face a little.

Colette (sarcastically): How mature.

Alec and Colette both get on a boat when Victoria and Max both leave the cave.

Victoria: I wonder if Alec and them are alright.

Max: If I had it my way they’d all probably have been eaten by Fang already.

Victoria: Don’t joke about that!

They both look forward to see Slasher still unconscious with James next to him.

Victoria: What are you doing?

James: Drawin stuff.

Max: Ooh, move over!

Max runs over and takes the pencil. He starts to draw when Slasher wakes up and punches Max in the face.

Max: Curses my nose! You’ll pay for this!

'''Max: (holding his nose) Is it bleeding? Evil hates getting nose bleeds.'''

Slasher: (holding a mirror to his face) I really hope this isn’t permanent.

'''James (smiling): I hope Slasher likes his facial tattoos (pulls out a marker) oh no I mixed up my markers! I accidentally used the permanent marker, oh well.'''

Max grabs at his nose while Victoria runs to her boat. Slasher notices her and runs towards his boat. They all get into boats, Max and James both jump onto Victoria’s slowing her down. Eventually they all reach Chris were Alec is sitting on the ground.

Slasher: Why’s he sitting around moping, didn’t he win?

Chris: He got the wrong gold, there’s only one correct piece of treasure. So do you two have any?

Slasher: Well I have-

Slasher notices he lost his and sighs. Victoria pulls out her gold and Chris examines it.

Chris: This is the correct item, congrats Victoria you’re a finalist!

Victoria: Alright!

Alec: What about us two?

Chris: Get in your boats to find out.

Slasher and Alec were both in their paddle boats. Chris, Victoria and the assistants were all on the dock.

Chris: For this challenge we’ll have a simple race around the buoy and back.

Chef pulls out a gun and aims it towards the sky.

Victoria (whispering): I really don’t trust Chef with a gun.

Colette (whispering): Lets just hope he only has one bullet.

Chef glares at them as he shoots into the sky signaling them to go. Alec takes an early lead while Slasher just relaxes. Eventually Fang appears and pushes the boat causing Slasher to easily catch up to Alec.

Alec: Hey that’s not fair!

Slasher: Life’s not fair!

James: Is that legal Chris?

Chris: Everything’s legal on this show.

Colette: In that case I’m going to need James and Victoria’s help.

Slasher was about to reach the buoy when Colette launched a flower pot at Fang causing him to go under water.

Slasher: Hey get back here you waste of a fish!

Colette continues to launch objects with a slingshot being held together by James and Victoria. They continue to hit Slasher when a boot hits him in the middle of his face causing him to collapse on the boat.

Slasher: If I win I really need to go to the doctor and see if I have a concussion, I’m pretty sure getting nocked out repeatedly isn’t health.

While Slasher was down Alec went around the buoy and was heading back when suddenly a large squid grabbed his boat and started shaking it.

Max: Where did that thing come from?

Chris: We’ve had that thing locked up for awhile now, been waiting to use it for awhile.

Max: Delightfully devilish! There’s only one thing that could make this more fun!

Max throws a small computer chip onto the squid. The squid froze for a second before it starting grabbing everyone. The only one not captured was Max.

Chris: Max what did you do?!

Max: I used my helmet of evil, this time however my creation will bow before me! Just watch.

Max whistles to the beast. The beast turns to him. They stand in silence when the creature eventually smashes Max.

Victoria: Yea, I thought that’s how it’d go.

While everyone was squirming to try and get away from the squid Slasher had regained consciousness. Slasher jumped out of his boat and started swimming towards the finish line. Alec noticed Slasher and was ready to follow him when he noticed Victoria squirming and slowly getting squished in the squid’s tentacle. He sighed when he realized what he had to do.

'''Alec: I REALLY want to win that million I really do, but I can’t just leave Victoria to die. I know I usually put myself before her but I’d feel genuinely horrible if I just left her'''.

'''Colette: Like I said before he’s a softie. It’s at least better than what Slasher is.'''

Alec jumps from his boat towards another tentacle, before the squid could react Alec jumped up to the top of its head and smashed Max’s chip causing the squid to reawaken.

Chris: Oh thank god! Squid back to your cage!

The squid sadly goes back to its cage. Back at the dock a very badly bruised Max was sitting next to a smirking Slasher. Eventually everyone gets back to the dock.

Chris: Well now that that’s over with let’s discuss who’s going home.

James: Yea we know get on with it!

Chris: Zip it! Alec you did save us from that squid but you didn’t pass the finish line before Slasher so you’re out.

Alec: Yea, I thought that was going to happen...

Chris: You do get a fantastic consolation prize!

All of them go to the elimination ceremony were Alec is tied to Max with tape over his mouth.

Alec: How is this a prize?

Chris: It’s more of a punishment for Max but you could use him to cushion the fall. Any lasts words?

Alec: No.

Victoria: Actually I have something to say to Alec. Alec, I really appreciate your help today and I’m grateful of all the help you’ve given me through the season.

Alec (mumbling): No problem I guess.

Victoria leans in and gives Alec a kiss on the cheek before Chris sent them souring.

'''Slasher: Sweet finale two! I’ll probably forget everything that happened so far due to some slight brain damage but it was worth it! Victoria? She’s more of a threat then I originally imagined but she’s still just as easy to beat as anyone else around here.'''

'''Victoria: Final two, never would’ve guessed I’d get this far. Disappointed Alec, Mark and Angelina didn’t get this far but I’ll just win for them! Watch out Slasher this girl is taking you down!'''

Colette: What are James and I supposed to do now?

Chris: You guys can wait around until the finale It’s not long from now. Anyway will Slasher our strategic delinquent win or will our gamer girl Victoria succeed? Find out in our season finale of Total Drama Champions!

Who are you rooting for? Slasher Victoria

Did you like Alec? Yes No