User:Rainbowderp01/The Bad Guy Busters (Transcript)

[ Theme song ]

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[kids and kazoos hum theme]

Chef: Sorting receipts all night. Just forty thousand more to go. You can do it, Chef.

Izzy: Hey, Chef! Chef!

Chef: Ah! [sighs]

Izzy: Hey, Chef, Chef, Chef! Chef! Do birds have hands under their feathers? Asking, 'cause last night, I had chicken fingers! Huh? You can't have fingers without hands, right?

Chef: Eh-eh. Izzy, I need to finish my taxes today. So please, go do... something.

Izzy: [gasps] Can we flush everything down the toilet?

Chef: Sure, go flush every-- uh, no! I'll put on a movie! It's movie day! Heh heh.

Izzy: Yay! Chef says it's movie day! Ah! Stop flushing things down the toilet!

Chef: Oh, come on!

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 Eagle Hero: [in movie] With Green Gremlin caught, we can rest, Fire Woman.

Fire Woman: [in movie] Evil never rests, Eagle Hero. So we can't either.

[superhero music]

Beth: Let's watch it again!

Izzy: [gasps] Or, we could play a game where we're the superheroes! The Bad Guy Busters!

Beth, Jude, and Owen: [agreement]

Izzy: [giggles] We'll need costumes!

[Singer]

The Bad Guy Busters!

Two bad things, they'll mess you up

The games ends when they all fix them up

Bridgette: Ah!

[Singer]

Yeah!

The Bad Guy Busters!

Owen: I'm Marshmallow Man! I can do this! [spitting] And there's plenty s'more where that came from! Ha ha ha.

Beth: I'm Bee Girl! Break the law, you get stung! Bzzt! But if you're good, you get honey on your toast.

[crunch]

Jude: And I'm Dude Boy. With the power to chill any situation!

Izzy: And I'm Super Donkey! With the kicking power of ten normal donkeys! [brays]

Beth, Izzy, Jude, and Owen: Hyah!

Owen: What do we do now?

Beth: Can't be heroes without a bad guy.

Izzy: Then we'll find one. Let's fly! [brays] Duncan, will you do us a favor and pretend to be a bad guy?

[pop]

Duncan: Um, according to this lick-and-stick tattoo, I am a bad guy. And real bad guys can't be bad as a favor. That's being good. Now beat it! I'm coloring a kitten.

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Owen: Courtney, will you please pretend to be bad?

Courtney: No. I can't pretend to be bad. But I can pretend to be a doctor, a lawyer, an astronaut, a child psychologist...

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[gong sounds]

Beth: Harold, could you pretend to be a bad guy for us?

Harold: Never! A true ninja would never join the side of evil, even when he's playing pretend. More gonging!

Cody: [sighs]

Beth: Well, this game's turned to poop.

Jude: Bummer. I guess I'll go put my pants back on.

Izzy: [gasps] Let's ask Chef to be our bad guy! He's big, scary, and mean! It's perfect!

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Chef: $4,500 in juice boxes?! How did I spend--

Izzy: Ahem.

Chef: Ohh right. Superheroes, nice. But I can't play. I'm almost done sorting these--

Izzy: Superpowers.

Beth: Yah!

Chef: Huh?

Izzy: [braying]

Chef: Oh, stop, no! Ugh! Out, out, out!

Beth: Aww, no bad guy, no game!

Owen: I guess that's the end of the Bad Guy Busters.

Izzy: Hmm, can I borrow these?

Chef: Out!

Izzy: Thanks, Chef! [grunting] [confessional] Chef's weights gave me an idea. That's why I went like this. "Ahh..." That's my idea face. When I have no idea, I do this face! Ooh! And this is the face I'll make if I'm ever poisoned! [straining]

[camera squeak]

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Courtney: Whee!

Izzy: Bad Guy Buster! Suit back up and come with me! There's an emergency!

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Harold: [crying] I-I, I used the blocks to make the, the ferris wheel, just like the picture on the box, and then I went to get some juice, and when I got back... it was smashed! [cries] Why?!

Izzy: Sounds like we got ourselves a bad guy! The Smasher.

[glass breaks]

Owen: Yes!

Beth: All right!

Jude: [chuckles]

Izzy: This is a job for...

[Singer]

The Bad Guy Busters!

Izzy: First thing we gotta do is question the suspects! And it could be... anyone.

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[pop]

Duncan: No, don't look at me.

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Courtney: Wasn't me.

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Leshawna: Nope.

Cody: Nuh-uh.

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Jude: Whoa... there's only one person we didn't check with, dudes!

Owen: [gasps]

Beth and Owen: Chef.

Izzy: You go ahead, I'll catch up. Or maybe smash up. [giggles]

Jude: [confessional] I feel like the answer is right under our noses.

Beth: [confessional] Oh. [grunting]

Jude: [confessional] Ew.

Beth: [confessional] Nope. Just a bat in the cave. Let's go grill Chef 'til he cracks!

Jude: [confessional] Yeah.

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Chef: No, I am not The Smasher. And stay out!

[door slams]

Beth: If it's not Chef or anyone else, who could it--

[smash]

Courtney: Ah! Someone smashed my four-by-four and almost squished my doll!

Jude: Bummer. That four-by-four was a sweet ride.

Izzy: [panting] Sorry, guys. I was somewhere, but not here. Heh, whoa! Our bad guy struck again, huh? What'd the smasher look like? Tell us.

Courtney: I don't know! Whoever it was moved so fast!

Izzy: Sometimes, we remember more than we think. Close your eyes and draw the person you saw.

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[scribbling]

Izzy: Huh. Looks like someone, uh, we know. But uh, yeah, I can't think of who. Heh. Hmm...

Beth: Izzy, where were you when this happened?

Izzy: I was in the-- y-you don't think I'm the, eh... You'll never catch me! Ha ha!

Beth, Jude, and Owen: [cough]

[smash]

Owen: [gasp] You're The Smasher!

Izzy: [laughs] Congratulations for figuring it out, Bad Guy Busters! But you'll never catch... The Smasher!

[thud]

Izzy: But you can try.

Beth: Izzy's really getting into this.

Owen: This game is amazing!

Izzy: [confessional] I know what you're thinking. "How did she become so evil so quickly?" Well, there's a fine line between good and evil. See? Good, evil, good, evil.

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Cody: [sipping]

Izzy: Smash!

Cody: [screams]

Owen: Whoa! Cody looks smaller than usual.

Jude: Smasher dudette, the Bad Guy Busters are here to stop you!

Beth: Yeah! 'Cause we swore an oath to protect the world!

Izzy: [cackles] Can you save Cody and battle me? I doubt it! [evil laughter]

Cody: [screaming]

Owen: Okay! I'll catch Cody! You catch The Smasher!

Cody: Oof! [groans]

Beth: Bee girl power! Bzz! Ha! Caught you!

Izzy: Ha!

Beth: [muffled] Ah! I've been stung!

Izzy: Not strong enough on your own, Bee Girl! Bye!

[plunging]

Jude: Leave it to me, Dude Boy!

Beth: [muffled] Get her, Dude Boy!

[kids hum superhero music]

Jude: Prepare to chill, Smasher!

Izzy: [screams]

Jude: Ah!

[crash]

Izzy: [laughs] The Smasher!

Jude: [groans]

Beth: She's so good at being bad!

Izzy: [laughs]

Beth, Jude, and Owen: Hi-yah! [gasp]

Izzy: [panting] Back again? [laughs] I'm gonna smash all your favorite things one by one!

Beth: Not the dollhouse! Super stinger!

Izzy: Ha! You can't win, Busters!

[smash]

Beth, Jude, and Owen: No!

Izzy: [laughs]

Owen: Not the computer! I haven't finished my game! Marshmallow Blaster!

[pewing]

Owen: Ow! Ouch!

Izzy: [laughing]

[smash]

Beth and Owen: [gasp]​​​​​​

Jude: We can't let her smash the TV. I don't think I could live without it.

Beth: Guys, we need to do the one thing we haven't tried yet. We need to use our powers as a team!

[whirring]

Izzy: No! Ah! No... You win, Bad Guy Busters. You... win... ah!

Owen: All right!

Beth: Yeah!

Izzy: [confessional] I'm so proud of those Bad Guy Busters. They finally figured it out!

Chef: Okay, kids. Your parents are here to pick you up, so... What in the name of apple turnovers happened in here?!

Izzy: Thanks for letting me borrow these. None of this would've worked without 'em.

Chef: [growls]

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Jude: Heh heh. Awesome day. Let's play that again tomorrow.

Owen: ​​​​​Yeah!

Beth, Jude, and Owen: [making superhero noises]

Izzy: Rest well, Bad Guy Busters. 'Cause tomorrow, you'll have to battle... The Lava Queen. [evil laughter] Ooh, ha. [laughter continues]

[credits]