User:Sunsummer7/Dave's Pants

Dave's pants are the single most smexy thing in Total Drama history, with the exception of all of Lindsay. Sky gets so nervous around those pants. Too bad Dave's holdin out for his one big beautiful woman.

One day Sugar was hungry, and ate his pants. Dave was not wearing anything underneath, and Sky left in embarrassment forever. "Dave you dingyhead!"

A product of a bored day in TD Wiki Chat.