User blog:WreakerOfClash/(REWRITE) Total Drama Super Slamdown: Episode 6 - The Good, the Bad, and the Richard

This is a rewrite of the most recent episode of Total Drama Super Slamdown, an OC season created by the AMAZING AlphaBeta25! The awesome format was created by SmarticleParticles, and I cannot take credit for it. I hope you enjoy this rewrite of Total Drama Super Slamdown: The Good, the Bad, and the Richard! Note: This is meant to be more of a development episode, and less of a challenge one, and while I am still following through with the format of the original episode, expect more plot-oriented lines. Note 2: I needed to repost this as I had an editing issue when I was traveling from my dad's house to my mom's, please don't ask me about it. Note 3: I had an editing issue so there is still stuff I need to add.

Chris:  On the last episode of Total Drama Super Slamdown, three members from each team raced through the infamous Mt. Wawanakwa, with a special apperance from Andrew,  in this special Halloween episode. With Jim (practically) running the challenge, he ran the Eagles to their second bitter defeat, and in an extra SPOOKY twist, it was a DOUBLE elimination! In the end, Thteven and Carmen were framed for the loss by Jim, causing them to take the boot off of this summer camp of nightmares. The most outlying question is now posed: Who will go next? Find out next on Total! Drama! Super Slamdown!

The Crocs are celebrating their recent win. Thorin is laying down in the middle of an open field staring at the sky, when Karen approaches him.

Karen: Oh, hey Thorin! Didn't expect anyone to be out here. Why aren't you celebrating?

Thorin: Eh. Partying really isn't my thing. What about you? You seem like you should enjoy yourself.

Karen: *Scoffs* You call that a party? It's just teens acting like children, minus the booze. Why celebrate it anyways? It's not like we won the whole show.

Thorin: *Slightly sits up* You know, I like how you're thinking. You must be the only sane person on this team.

Thorin (in confessional): Man, is it just the stars, or did Karen just become way more beautiful?

Karen: Thanks! You know, you aren't half-bad yourself!

The duo silently stares into the depths of the cosmos, pointing out constellations.

Thorin: Hey, I think we should head back. We don't want the team to get suspisious of us forming an alliance, right?

Karen: Yeah, guess it's about time.

Karen (in confessional): *counting on her fingers* Wow! Someone who enjoys astronomy, is calm, and acts mature? *throws hand up* He's an amazing boyfr- I mean, ally!

Karen and Thorin rush back to the camp, and join the party.

Toronto: Heyo! It's Thorin, the man of the hour!

Kierston: Dude, stop telling that to everyone! It's REALLY getting on my nerves!

Toronto cowers behind Matt to escape Kierston.

Matt: Woah kid, back off! I'm a premium man, not anyone gets to put their hands on *motions to body* all this!

Toronto (in confessional): *shivers* Ugh, NOT liking the team spirit around here.

Agatha rams straight into Richard, knocking them both over.

Agatha: Oh my geesus I'm so sorry Richard, didn't mean to hurt you.

Richard: *face brightens with joy* Thank you so much! You are the first person to even acknowledge me!

Richard quickly runs off jumping with joy.

Agatha: *scratches head*

Richard (in confessional): *pumping fists in the air* You guys don't know how AMAZING this feels! I think maybe it's because of her... way of living without technology helps her actually notice me.

Agatha (in confessional): That boy's more wacky than a cow in a chicken party.

The camera pans over to the Eagles, just returning from an exhausting elimination cemerony.

Jim (in confessional): *rubbing hand together* Wow, that actually worked? Pathetic! If they had any brains they could've seen through me. Oh well. 3 down, 7 to go. This'll be a cakewalk! *stares at hands and slowly stops rubbing them* Wait, what am I doing?

Daniel: Ugh, I feel bad for stutter boy, and that other girl. I mean, double? That's like-

David: Total choas!

Daniel: Couldn't have said it better!

Khione: *rolls eyes*

Khione (in confessional): Ugh, these two think they're SO perfect! Their two brains probably couldn't even process what perfection REALLY is.

Lenny approaches Ken in the cabin, who is riffling through Ken's bag.

Ken: It's GOTTA be here, I knew I heard someone grab it.

Lenny: Woah, Ken! What are you doing? That's my bag, not yours.

Lenny snatches the bag out of Ken's hand.

Ken: Oh I'm... so...

Ken leaps out of the cabin, leaving Lenny confused and alone.

Ken (in confessional): Ugh I KNEW my previous... instincts would catch up to me. Along side of my bullying, I was known as a bit of a hustler in my town. Sure, it was good while it lasted, but...

Ken silently tears up before leaving the confessional.

Chris speaks over the loud speakers.

Chris: ALRIGHT CAMPERS! HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE PAHITEW CRESENT LAKE IN FIVE MINUTES, UNLESS YOU WANT CHEF AFTER YOU'RE BEHINDS!

The contestants slowly trickle in.

Matt: Woohoo! First one here! Woohoo! Wooh-

Kierston: *grabs Matt by his neck* If you don't shut your trap right now I'll MAKE you shut it.

Matt (in confessional): *curdled in a ball* Kierston's just a LITTLE bit scary.

Kierston (in confessional): What did you expect me to do about the brat? He's such a puny weakling anyways.

Sarah is last to arrive.

Sarah (in confessional): So Chris expects beauty like me to somehow be prepared for a SECOND challenge in one night? I. NEED. MY. BEAUTY. SLEEP.

Chris: Okay thats 14...15...16 contestants! Everyone's here, so we can start!

Richard: Uh, what about me?

Chris stares blankly at Richard.

Richard: Richard? The nineth Croc? I've been here from the start!

Chris continues to stare blankly, and has a conversation with Chef about him.

Chris: Ah, you're THAT Richard! I thought you were booted first episode. But that's beyond the point. Today's challenge, since we have all of this *motions to the area behind him* already set up from last season, we are going to play Truth! Or! Scare! To add to the suspense of the challenge, we've added THESE babies!

Chef chuckles and presses a button on a key pad, and seventeen pedistools; brown and green, the colors of both teams, rise from the ground, along with a mini pool filled with pirhannas along with a cage beneath each one.

Chris: If you check out these beauties, you can see that you have ten rungs each. I will ask a randomly selected contestant a truth-or-scare that appears on the Victim Generator 4000. If this contestant answers incorrectly or fails to complete the scare, that contestant will fall two rungs, and his or her teammates will fall one. If that contestant succecceds, then they get to select an opponent to fall two rungs, and their team falls one also to keep this game going, and if you fall two rungs, you get a double-volt shock. Questions?

Ben: Yeah, what's really bad about being in a cage? It looks like a cozy reading nook?

Chris: *annoyed look* Yeah, Chef, take ALL of his books and toss them into the lake.

Chef strips all of Ben's twenty books on him, and throws them away.

Ben: NOOOOOO! I was almost finished with the Hunger Games! *sobs*

Chris: And thank you, I almost forgot! Interns! Attach the shock collars for a more... authentic experience.

Everyone: BEN!!!

Ben (in confessional): These people don't know the TRUE definition of a good and hardy book!

Everyone climbs onto their stools.

Chris: Okay! The first challange goes to.... Agatha, and it's a... truth! Agatha: What do you enjoy MOST about modern technology?

Agatha chokes up, not thinking of an answer.

Agatha: Uh... better chicken harvesters?

Chris: BZZZZT! Incorrect!

Agatha: Aw, chicken biscuits!

Everyone on the Crocs fall a rung, and get apainful shock.

Chris: Second challenge goes to.... Jim!

Jim (in confessional): Normally, throwing would be my best shot, but not in a challenge like this.

Chris: And it's a... truth! Jim: What is your secret passion?

Jim freezes up in fear, and starts sweating heavily.

Jim: *sighs*.... Ballet.

Jim: What? Don't look at me like that! It's a stress reliever! *procceds to spin in confessional and falls into toilet* AW SH-

Chris: DING! Correct! Who is your main victim!

Jim stares intently at the Crocs, and then smiles.

Jim: Lil' Mr. Team Spirit over there.

Toronto stares at him in shock, and proceeds to get an extra-painful shock.

Toronto: Ughhhh...

Jim stares at him with a cocky grin.

Chris: Alright, round three goes to.... Kierston, and it's a.... scare! Kierston: Head over to the slug tank with Chef for your 20 second bath!

Everyone stares google-eyed at Kierston heading to the tank, who isn't breaking a sweat.

Chef: Alright, ready kid-

Kierston: Just let me take my bath alright, Gordon Shamsey?

Chef's face turns red in anger and tosses Kierston in the tank.

Chris: 18...19...20! She has done it! Fish her out Chef!

Chef waits about another 10 seconds before grabbing her out of the tank.

Kierston: *shakes off slugs* Time to fall Abbey.

Abbey falls two rungs, recieving the shock, while the Eagles fall one.

Chris: Round four, with Matt and a truth. Matt: Do you have feelings for a girl on this island, and who is it.

Matt blushes, and looks at a special someone.

Matt: Yeah, Karen.

Everyone shockingly looks at him.

Sarah: What about me? I'm WAY better looking than her!

Karen: *confused look* Why me? We haven't even really talked!

Matt: I mean, I tried to tell you yesterday, but I couldn't find you.

Karen eyes Thorin, who's giving Matt a menacing death-stare.

Thorin (in confessional): I can't believe it! This happens every-time, with the girl I like, who ends up falling for someone that she hardly knows. This YouTuber or whatever doesn't have any talent, so hopefully he doesn't have a chance? *sighs and rests head on wall*

Lenny (in confessional): This, I mean THIS is why I LOVE Total Drama! I can tell Thorin has it in for Karen, along with Matt! The love triangles are my absolute favorite, and we haven't had one since All-Stars! It's about freaking time though!

Karen (in confessional): Well, I don't want to toy with either of their hearts. I know Thorin more and already like him, but Matt's just so...

Chris: As much as I love drama, let's speed this game up. Matt: Who's your target.

Matt: Uh... Lorelei?

Lorelei screams in agony after the shock.

Chris: Okay, the next round has.... David, and he's completing a.... scare! David: You must drink this bottle of five year-old bottle of orange juice Chef forgot in season one!

David stares at Daniel, who nods at him, as David proceeds to drink the bottle.

Chef: Woah! That kid can chug mighty fast!

David: Yeah, I did it! *throws hands above head* I'll tar-

David collapses on the floor, and is rushed to the emergency room.

Chris: Ooh... yeah maybe we should've scrapped that one. Daniel, why don't you decide then?

Daniel: Uhhhh...

Daniel (in confessional): Do they really NOT care that my freaking TWIN just collapsed!?!?!?!

Daniel: I guess Ben?

Ben falls two rungs, and bounces on the chair as he falls.

Chef: Alright, let's speed this up! Everyone has one rung remaining, and a target doesn't knock everyone down. To make it fair, since the Eagles lost David and are already down one, Toronto and Ben, you guys will spend the rest of the time in the cage.

The two boys stare at Chris, and then back at each-other, as they proceed to fall down into the cages.

Toronto (in confessional): Man, today's not my day.

Chris: Okay, next round goes to... Karen! And it's a...

Karen: *wishipering and crossing fingers* Not a truth, please please PLEASE not a truth!

Chris: Truth! Karen: Same question Matt got: Who do you like at camp the most?

Karen (in confessional): I cannot answer this, it'll ruin me.

Karen: ...

Chris: No answer then, huh Karen. Oh well, more pain, higher ratings!

Karen receives a mega shock, and her seat collapses underneath her.

Chris: Next round goes to Abbey and it's a mega-scare!

Abbey: Wait, what's a mega scare?

Chris: Well, in your application, you filled out your biggest fear, and this is what we needed it for! If you pass it, then you knock down two of your enemies, but failure knocks down you and a teammate! Abbey: You will be trapped inside a tiny enclosed box for about five minutes, and if you survive, you pass the first mega-scare!

Abbey (in confessional): I KNEW this would come! I'm not at all claustrophobic, and I did some sleuthing on the application, and found out that the fear question was used for a "special" challenge.

Abbey: Alright, I got this guys!

Lenny: Good luck!

Abbey: I don't NEED your support, kid.

Chef leads Abbey to the crate, who climbs inside and shuts the door behind her.

Chris: I think we can squeeze in another round: This one's to-

Abbey runs out screaming with a rat on top of her head.

Abbey (in confessional): *curdled in a ball* Too... little... room...

Chris: Well, that was quick! Abbey, who are you taking with you down?

Abbey: I guess I'll take Lenny with me.

Lenny stares at her with a dissapointed look, as the duo fall into their cages and get shocked.

Toronto (from cage): Alright! We got the lead guys!

Chris: As I was SAYING, the next round goes to... Sarah! And it's another scare! Sarah: You will need to let Chef do your makeup, and wear it for the time-being.

Sarah (in confessional): By Chef he means the makeup department, Right? Right????

Chef brings out a variety of pastes, juices, and smears on a cart, as Sarah runs away screaming. Chef runs after her and chains her back in the chair, and applies the "makeup".

Sarah: Hey, this feels pretty nice!

Sarah looks into her reflection in the lake, and screams in horror as she wipes off her makeup.

Chef (in confessional): What a non-appreciated little brat. That fish took me ten minutes to catch!

Chris: Yay! Another failure. Sarah, who's falling with you.

Sarah: Well, Matt of course. He doesn't like me, and I'm way better looking than Karen!

Matt tries to argue, but the shock cuts him off.

Chris: Next challenge goes to... Lorelei! It's a... truth! Lorelei: Who do you despise the most so far?

Lorelei (in confessional): Time to expose someone!

Lorelei: Well, obviously Ken. You guys didn't hear about his intense bullying? It was all over the news?

Lorelei (in confessional): I researched literally everyone before I came to this island when they announced the casting list. The only person I didn't find anything on was Richard. Strange kid...

Ken's face turnss completely red, and his veins start to pop out.

Ken: THAT'S A DAMN-STRAIGHT LIE!

Ken pounds his fists on his seat, causing the others to shake.

Chris: Well, it's clearly true, so that's pass! Who are your two victims?

Lorelei: Thorin and Kierston!

Chris: Alright, this is a clear-shot, so Richard, this is a triple kill question. Richard: Who do you fear the most?

Richard: Uh... sorry but I can feel the anger surging in Kierston. She's a ticking timebomb of anger issues.

Kierston (in cage): Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Chris: I'm gonna say you're telling the truth, so who are your victims?

Richard: Lorelei, Jim, and Daniel.

The three Eagles scream in unison, and land in the cages.

Chris: Next question goes to Khione, and this is the finale deciding scare. If you succeed, you choose the contestant to go against either you or Ken in the final round, if you fail though, it'll be random. Khoine: You will have to chug down an entire jar of Juggy Chunks.

Chef plops down an entire jar of Juggy Chunks in Khoine's chair. Khione stares at the chunks, and proceeds to vomit.

Khione (in confessional): That was the... ugh... WORST looking jar of food I've ever seen! And the smell... ughh... *vomits in toilet*

Chris: Since you failed before you started, it'll be random! So the two falling are... Khione and Richard!

Daniel (in confessional): That scrawny kid got what he deserved!

Chris: Alright, it's Ken vs Agatha, and the one getting the question is... Agatha! Agatha: How many times has any member of your team appeared on the Victim Generator 4000?

Agatha pondered the question, trying to remember what the Round Generator 4000 was, and what a generator was.

Agatha:  Uh, five?

Chris: So close! It was seven times, with you twice, Matt, Kierston, Karen, Richard, and Sarah. The Eagles win the challenge! Crocs, I'll see you at the elimination ceremony!

***

Thorin (in confessional): Matt HAS to go ASAP.

Karen (in confessional): Agatha of course.

Matt (in confessional): I mean, who lost twice and lost the game?

Agatha (in confessional): Who else than Matt.

Chris: Well, these votes are very... odd, but tonight, the s'mores go to... Ben... Kierston... Sarah... Toronto... Thorin... Karen... and... Richard. Agatha and Matt, both of you racked up a significant amount of votes, which is very suprising, as this should've been unanimous, but Matt, you are safe, meaning Agatha, you are eliminated.

Agatha: Aw chicken biscuits!

Chris: Any last words Agatha?

Agatha: What in hillbilly heck is this thingy call-augHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chris: Well, six down, sixteen to go. Who will take after Agatha next time? Find out in the next exciting episode of Total! Drama! Super Slamdown!

Votes
Agatha (5/9) - Ben, Matt, Karen, Kierston, Toronto

Matt (3/9) - Thorin, Agatha, Sarah

Kierston (1/9) - Richard