Masters of Disasters

'''It's a disastrous time for the castmates, with earthquakes, floods, and lava spills. The disasters get much worse as somebody gets seriously injured and then the others face danger when they find themselves in deep water.'''

Plot
The cast mates are eating breakfast while Harold is complaining how he misses DJ's cooking. Beth then states she has a boyfriend, to which no one believes her. She then says she met him at the orthodontist while she was getting her braces off and starts telling them his facts, but then Justin reveals she's just reading a fact card. Harold then starts to talk about a kidney transplant while the rest of the cast starts to mock Chef's cooking (except Owen who says he loves it). Chris then comes in and reveals this week's genre is disaster films.

The first challenge that the cast mates face is the Earthquake of Inevitable Pain, in which the teams run through an obstacle course to the top of track hill. Beth then says her boyfriend once had a job cleaning up after earthquakes and landslides, though no one believes her yet. The two teams run through the course, at first they think it's easy until they learn that the course shakes like and earthquake. In addition, Chef tosses objects at the cast mates as they hurry through the course, as well as lava (hot tomato soup) spewing from the top of the track and hail (golf balls). The Gaffers reach the top, while Owen is critically injured after getting hit in the mouth by Chef's unpublished book. Due to Owen's injury, the Grips win the first part of the challenge, much to the objection of the Gaffers, who all made it to the finish line first. Owen is then sent to the hospital and the castmates all show considerable anger at Chris for his lack of remorse for the incident.

The Grips get word that Owen is in the hospital with a hurt jaw that will be healed in four to six weeks, though Chris tries to make it wound less bad. The next challenge is escaping from a sinking submarine. Since Owen was sent to the hospital, Chris gives the Grips a code of numbers. Beth once again says her boyfriend was a lifeguard, to which Izzy yells that he doesn't exist. The two teams notice two tubes that can get them out. Beth learns that the bottom one is a combination lock and Izzy pulls out the code that Chris gave the team. Justin and Lindsay fight over who opens the lock, but drop the note in the water and ruin the code (to which Izzy gets mad). The water then causes the two teams to float upward. Both teams open the top hatches; the Grips find a shark in theirs while the Gaffers find fire. Chris decides to shut off the challenge due to the water being to high. Chef pulls the lever, but it breaks. Panic-stricken, Chris desperately tries to get them out (since dead contestants means the end of his great life), but Chef doesn't listen, as he is more focused on the card game they had been playing. Harold wins the challenge for his team by making a snorkel out of the bendy straws he collected and getting the bottom hatch open.

With Harold winning the challenge, the Gaffers are given the award of going to British Columbia, where they will stay on a little hut near an active volcano, which they will reach after an eight-day hike up the mountain. However, angered that they almost drowned, the Gaffers refuse the award. They instead get chips and soda. Owen returns to the set in a wheelchair, with his jaw stitched back together and stuffed with pain medicine. Chris allows him to eat with the Gaffers as long as he doesn't sue the show. After Chris ends the show, Owen starts to go crazy, to which Chris says it must be the pain meds.

Quotes

 * Harold: I wish DJ was still here! His cooking is as awesome as this is totally grossinating!


 * Izzy: (in the confessional, regarding Beth's boyfriend) Ooo-kay. I've bought a lot of stuff off of late night infomercials, but I'm not buying that!

Chef: I hate suck-ups.
 * Owen: (about Chef's food) I give it five stars.

Izzy: Nope, still not buying it! But I did cave in and buy the electronic salad spinner! (makes a scratching noise) Woo Hoo!
 * Beth: My boyfriend had a summer job cleaning up after earthquakes and landslides.

Chef: Perfect time to get rid of some old junk! (Chef hurls a football at Harold and knocks both Harold and LeShawna off the monkey bars) Harold: Ow! My right kidney!
 * (Chef is at the top of the Earthquake of inevitable pain challenge with a back full of stuff to hurl at the contestants.)

Owen: My precious lunch! Lost forever! Chris: That reminds me... it's lava time!
 * (Owen pukes as the set is shaking)


 * Chef: (after tasting the "lava") Tomato soup? That was supposed to be my supper.

(we see Chris in a golf cart with a golf ball shooting gun) Chris: Golf ball sized hail is bad. But... Hail sized golf balls are even worse!
 * Chris: It's getting hot in here. How about a cool, refreshing hailstorm!

Justin: No, not the face! (Chris nails Justin in the face with golfballs) (Switch to confessional, Justin has a black eye and is covered with bruises.) Justin: I give up! There's no way I'll get that skin care endorsement line now! (rubs his face) Ohhh, not so silky smooth!
 * (Chris is shooting golf balls at everyone)

Chef: Ahhh, my unpublished manifesto. I've lived a lotta years! (he hurls the book at Owen nailing him in the mouth) Owen: Ouchie! That'll hurt come morning. Izzy: Oh, no! Owen! Are you okay? Chef: (Smugly) My editor was right, my life really is dangerous!
 * (Chef pulls out a giant green book)


 * Izzy: (in confessional) Owen is my buddy; he's the only one who truly gets me. If something happens to Owen, I'll be stuck with my imaginary friends, and let's face it, I should have ditched them years ago! (taps her head) Yeah Phil, I'm talking to you!

(the Grips celebrate) LeShawna: Oh, no, he didn't! Harold: Yeah, we got our whole team across the finish line! Chris: Serious injury trumps all! Heather: You just make up the rules as you go along, don't you? Chris: I love my job!
 * Chris: The good news is, it looks like Owen won the challenge for the Killer Grips!

Chris: Oh, Owen's fine, a little broken jaw, but it's all wired shut now. Shouldn't take more than 4 - 6 weeks to heal. Beth: Oh no! It's that bad? Chris: (with feigned enthusiasm) I mean, he's doing fine. (The Killer Grips glare at him.) Chris: (in confessional) That's what release forms are for, correctomundo?
 * Izzy: How's Owen doing?

Beth: Guys, we'd better get to it quick before the water gets too high! Justin: (takes combination from Izzy) I'll do it. Lindsay: (takes combination from Justin) But I wanna do it! (Both begin fighting for the paper) Justin: Lindsay, just give me the paper, Lindsay! Lindsay! Lindsay: I wanna do it, but I wanna do it, c'mon! (Paper falls into the water) (Izzy picks up the paper, looking at the smudged ink, then growls and crumples it up) Justin: So, come on, what are the numbers? Read them out. Izzy: Ugh! I'm surrounded by loons!! Justin: Where? Lindsay: Oh, I love ducks! (Izzy runs off in annoyance while Lindsay and Justin continue to look for the "loons")
 * Lindsay: (referring to the almost-underwater lock) How are we ever going to open it?

Beth: (to Justin) My boyfriend used to do underwater photo shoots, and taught me how to hold my breath a really long time. Justin: My agent totally wants me to learn that. Beth: (gasps) Brady could teach you! (laughs hysterically) AHA HA HA HA! Then, I'd have you both to myself...(Beth begins to daydream as Izzy finds a second escape route) Izzy: Guys, there's something here. It might be a way out! (to Justin) Pull, c'mon! (Izzy and Justin pull the hatch above them open; the hatch comes open and a shark hovers over Justin; they immediately close the hatch) Justin: (freaked out) No good, any other ideas? Heather: (in the same predicament as the Grips; tries to open their hatch) I got it! (opens hatch and flames hover over her head; she immediately closes the hatch) No, no good, any other ideas? (cuddles in fear around Duncan; Duncan gives Heather a smirk; Heather gasps and splashes water at him)
 * Izzy: (to the Grips) Soooo, uh....hmm. Anybody got any ideas?

Chef: (Referring to their card game) Texas Hold' Em? Chris: You're not listening to me!!! Chef: What? Gin Rummy?
 * Chris: (after the latch breaks) We've gotta get the cast outta there! Simple Formula: No contestants equals no episodes which equals no paycheck! And the end of my luxurious lifestyle!!


 * Chris: Brilliant! Harold's gonna save the day! Once the hatch is open, it'll drain the water out of both rooms, and I'll still have a paycheck! (Chris goes over and tightly hugs Chef, which Chef doesn't like)


 * Harold: (in the confessional) I had it all under control! I work best under pressure! (laughs) Pressure, get it? Water pressure! (snorts) I'm hilarious; even when my life is in danger.

Owen: Hey! You dropped your chips in my pop! Hey! You spilled your pop in my chips. Chris: It's probably the pain meds.
 * (Owen mixes soda and chips in a blender)

Trivia

 * It is revealed that Harold had to have his kidneys swapped because he had a rare kidney condition that had them in the wrong spots.


 * Beth claims she has a boyfriend named Brady that she met at the orthodontist's in between seasons and continues to talk about how great he is throughout the episode. Beth shows everyone a picture of him and Justin claims that Beth's "boyfriend" is most likely a fraud, seeing as his picture had stats of him on the back. She probably made Brady up to make Justin jealous.


 * Owen breaks his jaw when Chef throws his unpublished manifesto (a giant book) at him during the earthquake challenge. Chef finds this interesting since he knows that his publisher was right, "...my life is dangerous."


 * The Gaffers found out about LeShawna's fake crying, making Heather and Duncan angry at her for the deception. Harold is considerably more forgiving about the incident.


 * The Gaffers won the reward, but refused it. It was a trip to British Columbia to stay at a cottage at the top of an active volcano.


 * The second disaster challenge occurs on board a leaky old submarine.


 * This is the second time in the Total Drama series that a challenge has gone wrong and nearly killed competition players (the first was the Killer challenge in Hook, Line, and Screamer).


 * Chris said that the winner of the challenge would be decided by a score of two out of three, yet a tie breaker challenge did not occur and thus the Gaffers won only by winning the second challenge. It is likely that they were simply given victory as the second challenge went wrong and nearly killed the entire cast (and almost lost Chris's paycheck).


 * This is the first episode of the season in which Chris shows serious concern for the castmates' safety (though it's only because he won't get paid if they don't survive). This is the second episode in the series, though. (The first was Hook, Line, and Screamer when Gwen was facing the Escaped Psycho Killer with a Chainsaw and a Hook. Chris was obviously concerned because he went with the campers to go warn Gwen that he was the real deal.)


 * LeShawna is shown to (possibly) still have feelings for Harold; when Owen was being loaded into the ambulance, LeShawna put herself into Harold's arms.


 * The skyline of Vancouver, British Columbia is seen as part of the reward prize, allegedly being sent to a cabin on the edge of a volcano on Vancouver Island.


 * Chef's costume when he walks up the volcano appears to be a reference to his original character design.


 * The castmates seen in the confessional in this episode are Izzy, Justin, Lindsay, Duncan, Harold, Heather, and Beth. Chris and Chef are also seen in the confessional.


 * Running Gag: Beth telling everyone about her boyfriend and no one believes her.


 * The music playing while Harold is opening the hatch is similar to Mission Impossible.


 * During the earthquake challenge, after Chris shoots Izzy with a golf ball, he says "I got one!" to which Chef replies, "Don't get cocky." This is an allusion to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope in the scene where Luke Skywalker and Han Solo are shooting down TIE fighters from the Millennium Falcon turrets (which look similar to the turret Chris uses to shoot the golf balls). After shooting a ship down, Luke yells back to Han "Hey, I got one!" to which Han replies "Great, kid, don't get cocky."


 * When Owen is wheeled back in with his jaw wired shut, he is given chips, soda pop and a blender. He then utters the phrase "Hey! You dropped your chips in my pop! Hey! You spilled your pop in my chips!" and then mixes them together. In the classic Reese's Peanut Butter Cups commercial, someone with a chocolate bar crashes into someone with an open jar of peanut butter and they say "Hey! You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!" "No! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!


 * Leshawna's hair puffed up into an afro when she fell in te water after failing to open the upper hatch. It is shown that LeShawna's hair also puffs up into the same afro in 3:10 To Crazytown in the humidity. Strangely, this never occurs in previous episodes where her hair got wet.


 * Along with Monster Cash, Chris is known to extensively laugh or chuckle at either himself, Chef Hatchet, and/or the cast-mates.


 * The way Chris introduced the reward to British Columbia was similar to how prizes are introduced on the game show, The Price is Right. Plus, when Chef is climbing the mountain, it is a reference to a game played on the same show which includes a yodeler climbing up a mountain.


 * In the French version of this episode, the Gaffers were given chips and liquor rather than chips and soda pop. LeShawna said in that version "On va juste prendre des chips pis d'la liqueur si c'pas trop t'sais." which roughly translates "We'll just take chips and liquor rather than what you've suggested which is worse."


 * Goofs:
 * When Owen is getting into the ambulance truck, the bottom half of Heather's left leg is missing, though it's possible that it was behind the other leg.


 * When Chris says "Fire, don't you think that's a bit much?" while they are playing cards, there is an outline of Chef Hatchet in the background with 2 darts through it.
 * In this episode the Gaffers won but Owen was also able to enjoy their reward of chips and soda with them, despite his being on the opposite team. This is because Chris offered the reward to Owen, on the condition that he didn't sue the show for his jaw injury.