User blog:CoGreen2.0/So... If we were writers, what would we have done different?

If I was a writer, here is what I would have done... The cast remains. === HEROES VS VILLAINS ===Heroes and Villains are assingned Heroes: - Lindsay is not that dumb... she knows how to push. = Established Character- Sierra thinks Cody is going to show up at any moment. = Funny- Zoey saves Mike's life from the sharks. = Cute... I guess- Sam is on the show when Owen was supposed to be. Chris complains about this all episode. = Funny- Courtney fusses over how angry Gwen and Duncan make her. Cameron tries giving philosophical advice. Villains: - Duncan is not a softie, he's still a jerk this season. = Established Character- Alejandro is still the robot. He's revealed. Heather is flustered. = Cute- Jo and Lightning are still mad at eachother from last season. They become rivals. - Gwen tries to make her relationship romantic, Duncan keeps acting immature. = Buildup- Gwen tries ignoring Courtney. Duncan wants Gwen to help make fun of her, Gwen declines. = Buildup ELIMINATED - Sam. For not being Owen. EXILED - Scott  === EVIL DREAD ===Heroes:- Lindsay and Cameron bond after Cameron helps Lindsay to be productive. She's dumb, he's smart. = Funny- Zoey and Mike are together all episode. Sierra gets jealous and realizes that Cody is NOT coming. He's not in the season. She constantly bugs Mike and Zoey all episode, ruining their moments = Funny- Courtney bosses her team around. She notices that Gwen is yelling at Duncan this episode for bullying people. - Lindsay accidentally knocks over her team's statue onto Mike's head. MAL BEGINS. Villains: - Lightning and Jo compete over everything from digging holes, eating breakfast, and breathing. = Funny- Alejandro walks on his hands like before. This time, he has trouble balancing... so Heather has to help him all episode. She gets teased for being his "little helper" = Cute- Scott is tired from Boney Island. Duncan picks on him all episode by setting off traps on him. Gwen gets progressively more annoyed. = Buildup ELIMINATED - Sierra. Because she was going crazy over lack of Cody. She's eliminated early before her character is ruined. === SAVING PRIVATE LEECHBALL ===Heroes: - Courtney watches from a tree as Duncan bullies Lindsay and Cameron. Gwen sees this and has enough. She shoots Duncan with Courtney's dropped leech gun. Gwen and Duncan break up. = Climax- Cameron and Lindsay stick together. They get severely bullied by Duncan. - Zoey and Mike stick together. Mike saves Zoey from a bear. Zoey then takes a leech for Mike. They have their first kiss. = Cute Villains: - Duncan goes too far with his bullying tendencies. Gwen breaks up with him after shooting him with a leech gun. - Jo manages to outbest Lightning and outrank him in the challenge. Lightning takes this badly and begins to think he's inadequate. - Heather leaves Al in a cave and runs into Jo later on. Jo and Heather argue once Jo makes fun of Heather and Al. - Scott is hit with a cannon in the beginning of the episode challenge... same as before. = Funny ELIMINATED - Duncan. For being a jerk. EXILED - Courtney  === FOOD FRIGHT ===Heroes: - Courtney's STRONG STOMACH helps her lead her team... of those with weak stomachs. - Lindsay is blindfolded by Cameron and told to compete in the challenge. Lindsay somehow (a reference to her being blindfolded in Brunch) completes the challenge with absolute ease. = Funny- Zoey projectile vomits all over her team. - Courtney tries finding times to talk to Gwen privately, but is constantly interrupted by Scott, who flirts with her (He's just being perverted... NO SCOURTNEY!) = Funny Villains: - Scott eats too much like before. (Scott pretty much remains the same... minus Scourtney) = Funny- Alejandro has now perfected his handstand walk. He uses it all episode to gain Heather's sympathy when he's picked on by Jo. - Heather and Jo now have a huge conflict. - Lightning feels ignored by his team and demands attention. He does many crazy things to try and win their attention over. = Funny ELIMINATED - Zoey. For vomiting on her team. (This causes a lot of psychological damage to Mike. He starts becoming weaker. Mal shows up more often from here on out)  EXILED - Lightning === MOON MADNESS ===THE MOON AFFECTS THE CONTESTANTS  Heroes: - Lindsay is super smart = Funny- Cameron is super dumb = Funny- Mal appears and starts to mess with Courtney's head, telling her that Gwen wants her gone. Courtney believes him because the moon makes her a pushover. Villains: - All the villains are nice, except Gwen. Gwen is mean and nasty to all of the villains. - Alejandro under the moon's effects make him walk on his legs. His team notices. Heather is crushed, especially since the moon is making her vulnerable to emotion. = Cute- Scott does that Bridget run = Funny ELIMINATED - Alejandro. For lying to his team about his numb legs. EXILED - Mike  === NOBODY EGGSPECTS ===Heroes: - Mike sees sights in the Fun Zone that remind him of Zoey. He starts slipping into a depression. Mal starts taking over. - Courtney finds Gwen and talks to her about how she admired her sticking it to Duncan. The two become friends again. - Cameron gives Lindsay a tour of all the radioactivity sites in the Fun Zone. Lindsay keeps taking pictures with her camera... all at the worst times = Funny- Courtney convinces Lindsay and Cameron to vote for Mike. They agree, Cameron sadly. Villains:  - Scott finds the immunity idol the same place he found it last season. Mal knocks him out and steals it. Mal ironically uses the lines "Pleasure doing business with you" just as Scott used on Mike in TDROTI. = Bone Chilling- Gwen is finally psyched that she is friends with Courtney. - Jo and Heather decide to form alliances. They both target Lightning. They both begin flattering him, trying to get him on their side. - Lightning thinks they think he's hot = Funny ELIMINATED - Courtney. Mike uses the idol on her. She goes. She leaves on a positive note... but leaves a warning. === SUCKERS PUNCHED ===Heroes:Mal boxes a psychiatrist. He floors him. Mal easily wins. (Psychiatrist can be a reused model from Camp TV. I dunno) Lindsay boxes Tyler.Tyler: Hi Linds! Lindsay: AUGH! STRANGER! (she KOs him) .... Wait... are you Tyler? = FunnyCameron gets in a bubble and boxes Lightning. He rolls over him and wins. Villains:Heather boxes a sumo. She loses. Scott boxes Fang. He loses. Lightning boxes Cam in a bubble. Lightning loses. Jo boxes Brick. Jo swiftly wins, but Brick is fabulous... so it's okay. Gwen boxes mutant gophers. She loses. - Lightning joins Jo's alliance again because she was the only one who won, therefore, she's a winner. Lightning overlooks the fact that she's Jo and now refers to her as "The Winner". = Funny- Heather picks on Jo for possibly liking Brick. Jo quickly denies it, but admires that Heather has turned the tables on her. They gain a respect for each other and start getting annoyed with Lightning. ELIMINATED - Lightning. Heather and Jo agree that Lightning is too arrogant. He's shocked because he thought he was playing hard to get. = Funny === You Regatta Be Kidding Me === MERGECameron: Cameron and Lindsay take the same boat. Mal gets on too and shoves Cameron off. Cameron gets suspicious, Mal decides to target him. Later, Cam hitches a ride with Gwen. The two begin talking about their past times on Total Drama. Basically, a big nostalgia trip. = CONTINUITY Gwen: Gwen lands her own raft. She doesn't even care for the challenge and instead just drifts along. She starts talking to herself and feeling lonely. Cameron comes along and the two bond over their past experiences on Total Drama. Nostalgia trip. = Yes. Just Yes. Heather: Heather and Jo decide to alliance with each other. Scott and Gwen witness this alliance begin. Gwen knows better than to get involved, Scott is bent on joining this alliance and is constantly asking them all episode. They talk about voting off Gwen. Jo: Alliances with Heather. Scott tries getting in on the alliance because he feels that he is a target. Jo and Heather toss him off their boat. Heather and Jo almost bond on a friend level. (NOT LIKE GWEN AND COURTNEY DID... BUT THEY TALK AS IF THEY WERE AVERAGE FRIENDS) = Sweet Lindsay: Lindsay is visibly upset when Cameron is knocked overboard by Mike. Mike/Mal explains it was an accident, Lindsay doesn't believe him. Later, Scott comes onboard their ship after being tossed off of Heather and Jo's. Lindsay doesn't like Scott because Scott claims he wants to be in Heather's alliance. She doesn't like that. Her distrust of Scott is instantly greater than her distrust of Mike/Mal. Mike: Mal. Mal separates Cameron from Lindsay. Mal wants to become Lindsay's "friend" so when he takes out Cameron, she'll turn to him. When Scott joins their ship, Mal gives him advice on strategy. Scott notices this change in Mike and questions it. Scott: Scott feels paranoid and decides that he wants to join Heather and Jo's alliance. His attempts end in failure as he's thrown off the ship. After he spills some beans about the alliance to Lindsay and Mal, he loses Lindsay's trust, and gains Mal's approval. But the approval quickly turns to fear once Scott openly questions how Mike has changed since last season, and begins approving. WINNER - Lindsay (Mal got through the ribbon first... but he forgot Lindsay was in the boat while he was talking to Scott. She was sitting on the edge. Lindsay takes Cameron with her to the Hotel) ELIMINATED - Scott. Jo, Heather, and Mal all saw him as bothersome, a threat. Mal realized that his past Revenge contestants were huge threats since they KNOW Mike. (Jo and Heather ignore Scott's warning about Mal. They think Scott's lying) (Lindsay is too dumb to even notice. She's uncomfortable around Mike, but doesn't believe he's evil. Cameron does, and becomes instantly suspicious) (Gwen becomes suspicious too)  === Zeke And Ye Shall Find === Ezekiel is BACK TO HIS HUMAN FORM. He is still seeking revenge though. He kidnaps Chris. Cameron: Cameron is trying to keep Lindsay away from Mike. They avoid Mal as long as they can in the mines. Cameron and Lindsay are cornered by Mal. Cameron makes a bunch of noise to attract Zeke. They get kidnapped to get away from Mike. They are kidnapped third and fourth. Gwen: Gwen gets lost in the mine and becomes traumatized. She is kidnapped by Zeke first and thrown in a cage. She becomes MORE traumatized. Lindsay: Cameron is keeping Lindsay away from Mike. They both start talking about him. Lindsay and Cam both realize that Mal is a threat. Lindsay doesn't get the picture until Cameron compares Mal to Heather. THEN Lindsay gets it. Lindsay later talks to Ezekiel and tells him about him during TDI, and how sweet he was when he helped her and Beth. Ezekiel eventually ends up crying and hugging Lindsay. Heather: Heather and Jo fight their way through the mine. Jo gets kidnapped. Heather is alone in the mine. Heather knocks out Ezekiel with a rock as he's hugging Lindsay. "THAT'S FOR BURNING MY MONEY TWO SEASONS AGO!" Jo: She's taken first by Ezekiel. She later eavesdrops on Cameron and hears about how evil Mike is. She laughs at them, calling them gullible. Mike: Mal attempts to eradicate Cameron. He follows them into the mine and eventually corners them. Cameron gets Lindsay and him out in time by purposely getting kidnapped. Later, Mal is kidnapped fifth. WINNERS - Heather for knocking out Ezekiel. She takes Jo with her to the spa hotel. ELIMINATED - Gwen. She willingly leaves. An ambulance arrives to take Zeke away for help. Chris angrily pays for Zeke's future treatment, but ignores Gwen's trauma treatment. Gwen gets mad and flips Chris off as she holds onto the back of the ambulance and leaves) === The Obsta-Kill Kourse === (SPA HOTEL. Heather complains to Jo as to why a window is wide open. Jo rolls her eyes and throws her pillow at Heather as a joke. Under Jo's pillow is a photo of Alejandro's face. Heather gasps and accuses Jo of stealing it and liking Alejandro. Their alliance and friendship is strained) Cameron: Cameron tries talking to Mike/Mal in order to find out more about him. Mal sabotages Cameron throughout the entire course. Cameron takes a lot of hits. During Cameron's session of pain, Mal reveals what he did to mess up Jo and Heather's alliance. Heather: Mal slipped Alejandro's photo under Jo's pillow. Heather now distrusts Jo.  Jo: Jo is losing Heather's trust because Mal slipped a photo of Alejandro's face under her pillow. Heather thinks Jo likes him. They argue a lot this episode.  Lindsay: Lindsay keeps running into traps during the challenge. She ends up getting separated from Cameron when she moves forward and he stays back. Lindsay ends up falling into the river due to not hooking herself onto the line. She was under pressure = Funny Mike/Mal: Mal frames Jo for liking Alejandro. Heather and Jo's alliance breaks apart. Mal then sabotages Cameron all episode. Once Cameron is out of the way, Mal manages to pull of a win once Jo and Heather are busy arguing, and he reaches Lindsay at the zip line. Lindsay forgets to hook herself onto the line,... so she falls. = Funny WINNER - Mal wins. He takes Cameron to the Spa Hotel... ELIMINATED - Since the alliance was broken, and Mal was safe, they became fair game. Heather was eliminated by Lindsay, Jo, and Mal. Cameron and Heather voted for Jo. At elimination, Cameron reveals that Mal snuck the Alejandro picture under Jo's pillow. Jo and Heather later realize why one of the window's was wide opened in the hotel. They believe Cameron. Heather is flushed. === Sundae Muddy Sundae === (SPA HOTEL. IT IS IMPLIED that Mal beats up Cameron for revealing who he was. Cameron comes out of the hotel in a body cast)  Cameron: Cameron is wheeled around all episode by Lindsay. The landmarks with Cameron's weakness, immobility and Lindsay's clutziness make for instant hilarity. Jo: Jo and Mal compete for first place during the challenge. Jo gets overly competitive. Lindsay: Lindsay pushes Cameron around the whole challenge. Lindsay begins eating her ice cream DURING THE CHALLENGE. Little does she know that this will help her in the end. Mal: Mal goes for first place in the challenge since Lindsay is busy helping Cam. Jo is his only competition left. They spend the whole challenge fighting for first place. Jo and Mike begin eating their ice cream once Chris reveals the twist. Lindsay and Cameron arrive shortly after. Lindsay has already eaten all of her ice cream. She instantly wins) WINNER - Lindsay for eating all of her ice cream even BEFORE Chris announced the plot twist that the INTERNS were not eating, THEY were.  ELIMINATED - Lindsay cannot take anyone with her to the Spa Hotel. Cameron can't come. To help Cameron, everyone votes him off.  === The Bold And The Booty-Ful === Jo: Jo gets to retrieve a painting from Pthe Spa Hotel. Jo has to fight her way through butlers, maids, and perfume... her worst nightmare. It's epic. Later, Mal opens fires on the hotel from the set pirate ship. Jo manages to get out with a painting in time. It's covered in soot. She races Mal back to Chris and gets there 2nd.  Lindsay: Lindsay must retrieve Sasquatchanakwa.  Lindsay and Sasquathcinakwa continue their therapy session from last season. The "Runaway Model". Lindsay and him go for a walk. They arrive at Chris, 1st. Mal: Mal has to retrieve the diamond from the pirate ship. He later gets it from Fang. He open fires on the Spa Hotel in an attempt to take out Jo. He gets to Chris 3rd.. last place. Lindsay is safe. Jo blows off the soot from her painting to reveal.. it wasn't a painting of Chris. Mal has the diamond. Jo is eliminated. ELIMINATED - Jo. Jo did not have a painting of Chris. === The Final Wreckening === (THERE ARE NO BALLOONS!!!) SOMETHING SOMETHING LINDSAY WINS!!!! ........... So what would YOU have done?