If You Can't Take The Heat...

'''The two teams compete in a cooking challenge but one person's attitude towards hygiene threatens to doom his team's chances and two people's conflict reaches a boiling point. In the end, one person is voted off the island for cursing their team.'''

Recap
With the other campers sleeping, Duncan wakes up and starts doing a few push-ups, but stops to sniff, then he sees Harold's dirty underwear inches from him. He reacts and asks Harold to stop leaving his underwear around the cabin. Harold denies the underwear is his even though DJ points out his mom sewed his name on them, and he is the only one who wears briefs, and as Harold leaves to take a shower, Duncan, Geoff and DJ decide to teach Harold a lesson.

Later, Chris tells the assembled campers that the challenges the teams will face will be cooking a three course meal, with each team having a head chef, and serve it to Chris for tasting and judging. Geoff suggests an Italian themed meal for his team and he is nominated to be the chef for them. Heather nominates herself as chef for the team and in the confessional booth, Heather says she had to take the leadership role as everybody else on her team are pretty useless.

The Killer Bass team split up into three teams of two though Courtney is reluctant to work with Duncan and rants about Duncan's bad traits in the confessional booth. Back in the guy's cabin, Geoff secretly picks up one of Harold's used briefs with a stick before going back to the kitchen and signaling DJ, who deliberately spills a bucket of water on Harold. Harold says, "Smooth move, Dorkahontas." and Geoff says Harold better change. He heads back to the cabin to change while the team struggles to get their meal made with LeShawna and Heather clashing over what is to be made. Back in the guy's cabin, Harold digs out a skimpy pair of thong underwear to change into.

Elsewhere, Owen is bringing a crate of oranges back to the kitchen when he bumps into Heather making him wobble, slips on an orange and crashes into a couple of more oranges, gasping. Heather declares Owen to go back to the truck and bring more oranges. While Owen is getting the oranges, he accidentally attracts bees in a nearby hive above him. Back in the Killer Bass kitchen, Geoff tries to make small talk with Bridgette but fails miserably by comparing her to "Evan's really hot mom". In the Gophers kitchen, Owen, covered in red welts from the bees, enters and tosses the crate of oranges in Trent's direction with the crate knocking Trent to the floor. In the confessional, Heather says everything is going perfectly despite Owen getting stung by the bees and Trent being unable to continue due to his concussion.

Back in the Bass kitchen, Duncan and Courtney quibble but are interrupted by Harold entering wearing his thong underwear with nothing over them and wanting to know who took all of his shorts. Chris pops in and sees Harold in his thong underwear and shudders. He reminded them they had three hours left. LeShawna and Heather soon start fighting again. Elsewhere, Harold is told by the guys to go back to the cabin for a pair of underwear and shorts but is unaware the guys have soaked the underwear with hot sauce and when he puts them on, he yells "My biscuits are burning!" and plunges into the lake shortly afterward.

Shortly thereafter, Heather, in a confessional, describes talking to Lindsay as something similar to talking to an eggplant. In the kitchen, Heather shows Lindsay and Gwen how to make a flambé desert but her attempt results in the dessert being badly burned and Heather's eyebrows burned away. Heather and LeShawna argue some more with LeShawna, in a confessional, vowing that someone has to teach Heather a little respect.

On the Killer Bass's side, Harold enters the kitchen wearing pajamas but still refuses to acknowledge leaving his underwear around the cabin. Harold takes a bite out of a sandwich that Geoff offered him and Harold discovers his underwear in the sandwich and Geoff says they'll return his clothes when Harold admits to what he's been doing.

Outside, Owen, sent by Heather to get her make-up bag, steps on a rake while trying to avoid the bees, falls down and gets stung repeatedly by the bees. A few minutes later, Owen, swollen and bloated from stings, tosses the bag in Heather's direction but LeShawna intercepts it. She tosses it to Beth, who tosses it to Lindsay. LeShawna says "In the fridge!" to Lindsay, while Heather places her hand for Lindsay to put in the bag. She doesn't obey Heather and tosses the bag in the walk-in freezer and when Heather runs in after it, LeShawna closes the door behind her and locks her inside.

In the Bass kitchen, Courtney and Duncan continue to argue and even throw food at each other. In a confessional, Duncan says Courtney drives him crazy and he digs that in a woman. In her own confessional, Courtney dismisses the idea that she and Duncan are attracted to each other at some length.

A short time later, Chris prepares to judge the meals with Beth setting the idol she took from Boney Island on the table during preparations as decoration. Owen is told by his Gopher team mates to guard the food before it is served even as Heather continues to shiver in the freezer. Owen's hunger overwhelms his thinking and he wind up devouring most of the rib platter.

Elsewhere, Chris gives the meal prepared by the Bass a score of fifteen. However, the Gophers meal elicits a score of two points for the little scrap of ribs Chris eats which leaves the score fifteen to eleven for the Bass at that point thanks to Owen who almost ate all the ribs. The Bass dessert earns six points and the Gophers dessert nearly results in Chris choking to death. A moment or so later, Lindsay remembers they left Heather locked in the freezer and runs off to let her out. Heather enters, blue from head to toe, and Chris announces the Bass team win the challenge twenty one to twelve. Heather notices the idol on the table and Chris points out that Beth shouldn't have taken it from Boney Island. Chris goes on to say the Bass win a five star dinner under the stars as their reward.

The Gophers mull over who they will vote off that night with Heather telling Lindsay that all is forgiven as long as she votes for whomever Heather tells her to, threatening to cut off all her hair if she ever steps out of line again. In confessionals, Heather says choosing someone to vote for is difficult with so many losers to choose from, Lindsay laughs over locking Heather in the freezer and Heather and Owen are shown voting for Beth. In a confessional, Owen belches Beth's name.

At the campfire ceremony, it comes down to Beth and Heather for the final marshmallow with Beth being sent to the Boat of Losers. After the ceremony, Duncan, Geoff, and DJ drag Harold's bed to the dock while Harold is sleeping.

The next day, Harold wakes up stark naked and at the boat dock in presence of the girls (Heather, Courtney, LeShawna, Lindsay, Bridgette, Gwen, and Sadie) who are swimming in the lake giggling at him. Harold shrieks with embarrassment and covers himself with a pillow. He says he'll never leave his underwear around again like before and begs for his clothes back. With that, his clothes are returned to him and he runs for the cabin to get dressed.

Cast
Gwen, Trent and Sadie appear, but have no lines (Gwen is heard laughing in two scenes, as well as Sadie being heard cheering when The Killer Bass were declared winners).

Quotes

 * Heather: (in confessional) I had to take the leadership role. Hello, we're on a losing streak...and really, everyone else on the team is pretty useless.


 * (in the Confessional) Courtney: (about Duncan) He's totally unmotivated! And he never washes his hands! He's so obnoxious! (the tape fast forwards) He's completely delusional! (tape stops fast forwarding) Owning sunglasses doesn't automatically make you cool. (the tape fast forwards again) If you're gonna wear sunglasses, at least pick out some stylish ones! He's such a poser! (tape stops fast forwarding again) People like that are so annoying! I mean, honestly! Who does that? And don't even get me started on his hair! (tape shuts off before she can say more)


 * (Geoff tastes the sauce then walks by Bridgette and DJ) DJ: I think he digs you. Bridgette: Maybe. He is kinda cute. (DJ pushes Geoff towards Bridgette) Geoff: (to Bridgette) You know, you look good when you're cooking dinner, kind of like my friend Evan's really hot mom. Bridgette: Excuse me?


 * Heather: (in the confessional) Things are going perfectly, except for Owen's hornet stings and Trent's concussion which means he's out of today's challenge. But still, this challenge is totally ours... (slaps hand on forehead)
 * Courtney: Careful your big paws don't mash the pastry. Duncan: Careful your uptight butt doesn't curdle the custard.


 * Harold: (when he puts on the underwear full of hot sauce) My biscuits are burning!


 * Heather: (in confessional, referring to talking to Lindsay) It's like talking to an eggplant.
 * Heather: Pay attention girls! This is how you flambé. Step one: pour the flambé liquid, which you did manage. Step two of two: light! (pulls out lighter from pocket and lights the cake; Gwen and Lindsay start laughing when it blows up in her face.) Heather: (looks in a pan to see her reflection and notices that her eyebrows are missing) AHHHHHHH! My eyebrows! OWEN! (Owen slides to Heather) Owen: Is it finally lunch time? Heather: No! Go get my make up bag from the cabin! Owen: But... the bees. Heather: NOW!


 * Harold: (walks into the kitchen wearing pajamas) This is all I've got left. So if you sickos want to see me butt naked, hit me with your best shot. Duncan: Well, stop leaving your butt bags all over the cabin and we'll back off! Harold: I told you it wasn't me! Duncan: Well, I tried.


 * Heather: (to Owen) Don't just stand there! Give it! Owen: Flurble gurble fish bag. (drops bag and falls on floor)


 * Lindsay: (after locking Heather in freezer) Do you think Heather's really mad at us? Heather: (as dents start appearing on freezer door) I will destroy you! LeShawna: She'll get over it. Girl needs to learn how to chill.


 * Courtney: You are such a slob. They all have to have the same amount of custard. Duncan: Oh relax, they're fine. You know, you'd be a lot more fun without that pole up your butt. Courtney: I'm like the most easygoing person I know! Duncan: Oh yeah, you're totally laid back. (squirts custard on Courtney's face) Courtney: Ugh! (throws a bowl of custard on Duncan's face and giggles at the sight) (in confessional) Duncan: Man, that girl creases me. (grins) I dig that in a chick. Courtney: Duncan and me? Right! As if! I'm so sure. Not in a million years! Please! When pigs fly! LeShawna: (from outside) Yo! You still busy protestin' in there or can someone else have a turn?! Courtney: Like I was saying, not gonna happen.


 * Owen: (talking to food) Okay, looking good you guys! (giggles) Really good. Oh, what's that Mr. Ribs? You feel a bit lopsided? (makes sure no ones looking and eats a rib) Oh mama that's good! Oh now this side looks a little fat!


 * Chris: Your antipasto passed the test-o! Pass the pasta please!


 * Owen: (seeing Heather come out of the fridge) OH THE HORROR!


 * Chris: The Bass win 21 to 12 and its not just 'cause I almost died. The ribs sucked, too.
 * Heather: Great! That's just great! Why do we keep losing, people?!


 * LeShawna: (looking up at the sky) Dear curse, please hit Heather next. And if possible, hit her upside the head!


 * Heather: (to Lindsay) Oh, and if you ever team up with LeShawna against me again, I'll cut off all your hair while you're sleeping!


 * (in the confessional) Heather: Today's vote was really hard, but only because there were so many annoying people to choose from. Lindsay: I can't believe we locked her in the fridge! That was so cool! ... She's not going to see this, is she? Heather: LeShawna is a royal pain in the butt, and Owen completely screwed up everything for us! Lindsay: Her eyebrows look so bad. I'd kind of like to vote Heather off, but... Heather: I vote for Beth. Owen: (burps) Beth.


 * Chris: You might want to burn some sage to get rid of any lingering curse vibes. LeShawna: Cool! Will Chef give us some sage? Chris: Nope! So... good luck with that.


 * (Harold wakes up naked at the Dock of Shame) Courtney & LeShawna: Good Morning, Harold. Harold: EEEEH!(Harold covers his groin with a pillow) Duncan: So, learned your lesson, yet? Harold: Yes! Okay?! Yes!! Geoff: We're going to need more than that, man! Harold: I'll never leave my crusty underwear out again! I swear! Geoff: What the heck? I believe him. Duncan: Pleasure doing business with ya! (throws the bag of Harold's underwear and shorts)

Trivia

 * Title Reference: This episode title parodies the phrase, If You Can't Stand the Heat, Get Out of the Kitchen.


 * Unedited, the episode is rated TV-PG DL.


 * All dialog edits can be found in the edits page.


 * Heather receives the final marshmallow for the second time consecutively and the third time overall.


 * This marks the third (and final) consecutive loss for the Screaming Gophers and the third (and final) consecutive win for the Killer Bass.


 * When the food van drives up from under the lake, the driver is a dolphin.


 * Starting with Justin, and ending with Beth, there is a male-female pattern with the previously voted off campers:
 * Justin (Male), Katie (Female), Tyler (Male), Izzy (Female), Cody (Male), Beth (Female).


 * This is the last episode (not counting flashbacks) where Heather is seen with her hair tied back in a ponytail.


 * This episode features some rare facial expressions from Heather not seen in later episodes (not counting flashbacks).


 * Lindsay said she would like to vote off Heather because her eye brows looked bad; this may insinuate that (when Heather does not tell her who to vote for) she votes against people based on looks.


 * Owen's mad eating craze is a parody of a horror movie, as it was done similar to a murderer hacking up a victim (with the barbecue sauce taking the place of blood).
 * Trent's concussion is also done similar to a horror movie; if one looks closely, there is spilled gravy underneath him, creating the illusion that his head is bleeding all over the floor.


 * This episode is a parody of the show Iron Chef.


 * In this episode features notable injuries/mishaps for five campers and Chris:
 * Trent: Sustains a concussion after Owen tosses a crate of oranges at his head.
 * Owen: Gets stung by bees on two separate occasions.
 * Heather: Loses her eyebrows after blowing up the cake; her skin later turns blue after being in the freezer for a long period of time (which rendered her with a cold in the following episode); when she was in the freezer she drew her eyebrows very badly.
 * LeShawna: Gets an allergic rash after she slices pineapples (after informing Heather about this, who did not care), and not allowed to take a bathroom break to tend to her rash.
 * Harold: Gets his clothes soaked after a pot of water spills over him, endures a great deal of pain after putting on a pair of underwear covered in hot sauce (making him jump into the lake and become drenched again), and unknowingly eats his own underwear in a sandwich courtesy of DJ, Geoff, and Duncan (who did all of this to Harold on purpose).
 * Chris: Almost chokes to death after eating a piece of burned cake. He is saved by Owen.


 * The campers in the confessional stall for this episode were Heather, Courtney, LeShawna, Duncan, Lindsay and Owen.


 * The Gophers realized that Beth took the Tiki doll from Boney Island in this episode.


 * This is the only episode of the season where Gwen didn't speak (although she did not have any lines in Haut Camp-ture, she is heard talking within flashbacks).

Goofs

 * The beehive that appeared on the cabin was yellow when Owen came to get Heather's makeup bag. When Owen knocked over the bottles, the beehive was seen white, and after Owen stepped on the rake and screamed, the beehive that fell on him turned back to yellow. Also, when Owen is getting oranges, the box is knocked over, but in the next scene, the box is upright again.
 * In the morning, Duncan is wearing his boxers. But when Geoff first talks, he is seen with is trademark shorts.
 * When Heather shows up outside the fridge after Lindsay retrieves her, Trent can be seen in the group of people Heather is yelling at with no ice pack or noticeable injury whatsoever. However, when the scene goes to the campfire ceremony, he is seen with the ice pack.
 * During the campfire ceremony, Trent is holding an ice pack to his head, but after his name is called and he goes up to get a marshmallow, he returns to his seat with no ice pack.
 * The food that Owen carries out of the van is ribs, but when they go into the kitchen, he is carrying oranges while Trent carries the ribs. It is possible that they might have switched because Trent thought that the oranges were too heavy or something similar to that theory.
 * When exiting the truck, Sadie is seen holding a bag of flour, Duncan is holding a ham, DJ is holding a box with various canned goods and baguettes, and Geoff is holding boxes of tomatoes and baguettes. However, when they arrive in the kitchen, DJ is holding Geoff's box, Sadie is holding DJ's box, Duncan isn't carrying anything, and Geoff is holding a single can; which makes it unknown what happened to Sadie's bag of flour. Bridgette is the only camper who carries the same thing off the truck and into the kitchen. Like the above theory, the campers might have switched ingredients while walking to the kitchen.
 * When Heather blows up the flambé cake, she looks at her incinerated eyebrows in a frying pan covered in grease, however, in the next shot the grease is gone.
 * When the pasta dish is placed in front of Chris, it is shown to be Courtney's arm holding the dish. However, only DJ and Bridgette were present at the table.
 * When the Killer Bass are watching Heather and LeShawna argue about LeShawna's pineapple allergy, Harold is wearing his normal shorts. However, he was wearing a red thong at the time.
 * The bottle that Trent takes off the truck is said to contain molasses, but Lindsay is supposed to use it to ignite the flambé. Molasses contains no alcohol, and thus, would not ignite a flambé.
 * When Owen finished eating the ribs, he had barbecue sauce all over his body and his hair is messed up, but when LeShawna put him out, he only had barbecue sauce on his shirt and his hair was fixed.
 * When Geoff throws Harold back his clothes, his line of "Pleasure doin' business with ya!" was with Duncan's voice.
 * Before Duncan does his push-ups, his shorts are blue, but while he's doing the push-ups, they go back to white.
 * When LeShawna is suggesting another recipe rather than pineapples with mango dip, she suggests pineapple chutney happily. When Heather tries make Beth switch her job of slicing the pineapple with LeShawna's job, LeShawna says she can't do it because of pineapple allergies.
 * When the Screaming Gophers are retrieving their ingredients from the truck, Heather is reading the list of what they need. In the order she said it, the campers already retrieved the ingredients by the time, or before, she dictated them. It is possible that Heather was reminding her team what to get if they already, off screen, went over ingredients.
 * When Heather is yelling at her team, Trent is visible but he was already out of the challenge.
 * Chris seemed surprised that Beth took the Tiki doll from the island. However, when he was doing the recap for Up The Creek, he knew all about it. This raises the question about whether Chris's recaps have anything to do with his own actual memory or if they are added during the show's post-production phase after all of the footage is shot.
 * When Heather is talking to Lindsay, her regular eyebrows were seen. However, right after that in the confessional, her fake eyebrows were seen.