User:The Esper

Greetings, Salutatiions, and Konichiwa!

My name is Esper. Well, that's my nickname. My real name is classified information. I love Total Drama. I can't get enough of that Total Drama. I love it to death. I also like Digimon, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Lucky Star, Sonic X, and other things. But I absolutley love Total Drama.

I'm hyper and loving, a tiny bit selfish, restless, carless, a bit lazy, a tiny bit of a control freak, sensitive, abd big-hearted. I am extremely accepting of anybody in the world. I basically beileve anybody can be a good person if their around the right person, and of course, have a little love.

The Esper and TDI
Total Drama is the best show ever! Cartoon Network would be nothing without it! The comedy is funny, the drama always keeps you begging for more, and the characers-UGH- I love those guys! THEY MUST LIVE! And I have also come to the conclusion that some of the boys on the show have very cute qualities. Here are my rankings:

Izzy- Izzy's awsome, crazy, funny, and impossible to hate! We love you Iz! Why did she break up with Owen? They were perfect. And after all the DxCxG/GxT crap, do we really want to see another couple crushed to the ground?

Heather- Heather; Total Drama would be nothing--no-thing--without her. She's mean and smart, cunning and pretty. HEATHER ALL THE WAY! Congradulations, Heather, for being the 3rd season and first female winner of TDWT. But she rejected poor Al.. Oh, well, we still have fanfics.

Alejandro- Alejandro {Ale, Alej, Allie, Ally, Al} is my favorite TDWT guy. He's evil and cool and SO INCERDIBLY HOT! *whoo* Wow. There are only two things I don't like about him: He made Chef look gay :| and he can be such a suck-up sometimes..it gets annoying, but it's also totally cute. {ALEJANDRO IS NOT JUSTIN. Justin is DUMB compared to Al. Allie can sing, but Justin can't even play guitar. Ale actually fools people; the only reason Justin ever got by was because of is uggly buttface. Alejandro is cool. Justin is not.} Just to say it now: '''I DON'T CARE IF HE'S EVIL; I COULD CARE LESS IF HE'S EVIL. I STILL LOVE HIM. 'GO AL! What happened to him in the last episode was pure cruelty''. :('

Sierra- She is just so  cute ! I wuvs her. She may be a stalker, but she's good-hearted, well-meaning, very skilled and smart, and a hero, especially to a certain jerkface geek who owes her a huge apology.

Owen- Why do so many people hate Owen? He's so sweet. His farts are annoying; but I bet the same could be said for Duncan's vandilism or Courtney's lawyer calling, or Ale's charming. So Owen deserves some respect. He may be a little overrated, but I still love the guy. Yay Owen! Go Owen! RUN!!

Tyler- I love Ty. His eagerness is so..so..kawaii! But karma really needs to be better on him, he doesn't deserve to get hurt all the time.

Lindsay- "Are you Esper?" Yes, I am. Love U Linds!

Eva- She's just...funny. Her lines put a smile on my face each time, and her anger just makes her funny. Her smiles are very pretty too.

Ezekiel- "Seasonal, eh?" Haha. He's another one of the "I like him because of the humor" charries (slang for characters). I wish he didn't get voted off first and I hope he's found.

Cody- Cody is a lil' cutie! I just wanna hug his chibiness. If only he'd stop being in denial, and freakin admit he loves Sierra! And voting for her after the FOUR times she saved your life, one of which was an endager to her own life? Not cool, Codester, not cool.

Harold: *beatboxes* Harold's very cute. I wuv him. He's epic and smart and I hope he wins Leshawna's heart! {Rhyme not intended.}

Noah-Noah is so funny! It seems everything he says always has an impact on our fanbase! COME DIE WITH US!

DJ- Sweet little Devon Joseph! I love him and his momma is hilarious. If only they'd make him stop hurting animals...ALRIGHT DJ!

Trent: Trent went through a lot of crap in TDI/A, so I'm glad he gets a break. But why did he go through all that? Same with Gwen having to look like a bad guy in her love situations. I don't get it.

Duncan- Notice how I am not drooling over him. I like him, I really do, but him returning is just pointless, he caused nothing but trouble, was a complete douche, and he basically ruined everything between everyone. He caused more trouble than Alejandro did, and Alejandro's supposed to be the bad guy!

Courtney- I wish she would have taken the time to think about Gwen's side of the story instead of hating her and making her look like the bad guy when she really wasn't. When did everything go wrong? Honestl-*sees Duncan* Oh. Right. I didn't really mind at first, but her hatred for Gwen just because of what Duncan did got to me. It wasn't fair.

Chris- Best host ever. He's hilarious! Gooo Chris!

Bridgette- Ah, the surfer chick herself: The sweet, animal loving, party guy loving even more Bridgette. I still like her after her short time in TDWT, although I didn't know she could have so little self control..*sniff* Aw, screw it, I forgive her! ^^ You are like a cartoon Hilary Duff, Bridgette. Thank you for letting me hear your awesome voice.

Leshawna-That's right, ya'll! I love Leshawna! She's sassy and cool and awesome! It's great that she still loves Harold, and after all the TDWT/A break ups, and SierraxCody/Aleheather's chances of being cannon being crushed, it's a relief to know one couple's still alive.

Gwen- Goth girl Gwen. She's weird and awesome, not the total anti-Heather; she's her own person. Oh, poor deluded Gwen, see how much hate you got this season? You could have redeemed yourself after TDA, but you pushed it away for Duncan. He's not even that great :/

Katie- I gave Katie her own spot because she's her own person, at least to me. She's prettier than Sadie, and I kinda devolped her own personality for her, so I like her better.

Geoff-PARTY!!! He's just so much fun!! I hope there are lots of partying on the aftermaths!

Sadie-I like Katie better.

Justin-I don't hate him..I just don't like him. He's so self-absorbed and carless most of the time and..ugh. He's like a bad video game that could have been good. And he failed as an antonigist. Epicly.

==Couples == I'm pretty ok with all the canon couples. Fanon I like too. DuncanxCourtney is way too popular, and their fangirls need to stop going insane anytime there's something that implies Duncan and Courtney will break up/Duncan will dump Courtney/Courtney will dump Duncan/Someone will hook up with Duncan/ not last the 3rd season/Somebody badmouths them.
 * 1) HeatherxAlejandro- COME ON! How could you not see this coming? They're perfect for each other; heck, they even complemented each other! HxA FTW! I really loved Ep. 5. Go get her Al! :3 UPDATE: Alejandro. Loves. Heather. Have Courtney, Justin, or Heather herself ever thrown challenge for someone else's sake? No! Has Al? YES! For who? HEATHER! That's proof he loves her, because he was concerned about her! And yet Heath wonders why he did it..ISN'T IT OBVIOUS??
 * 2) Chrizzy (ChrisxIzzy)-Before you ask, please go to my Fanpop page. http://www.fanpop.com/fans/TDIfangirl and click on an icon with Chris and Izzy kissing. Oh, you'll still ask? Ok: This is basically a couple I thought up when I was bored. Other people got in it too, and it was like Twilight for a while. It still has fans to this day :)
 * 3) Duncan and Beth: Thank you, TDA Episode 25.
 * 4) OwenxLindsay- They'd be cute together, with their bubbly cute personalities!

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