User:Nobody else wanted this username

ANYTHING written by RBW will be written in blue and anything written by (the intrusive) Bubble will be written in purple.

Best Team Ever: CIRRRH ( SAME!!! )[ Ew ]

Worst Team Ever: Rats ( TDRI teams confuse me ) [ Me 2 ]

Best Season Ever: Island, WT, and RR ( Agreed ) [ Ew, Nobody only likes poo ]

Worst Season Ever: All-Stars ( Definitely ) [ Now you got a point ]

Best RR Teams: Tennis Rivals/Geniuses/RTV Pros/Sisters/Rockers

Worst RR Teams: Daters/A. Twins/LARPers/Best Friends

My Rules
Now that I am a Chat Mod; there are some new rules to follow: (The words in blue are written by RBW and the words in purple are written by Bubble)
 * 1) You shall address me as MR. Nobody. ( Don't worry, I'm not going to do this ) [ Neither do I ]
 * 2) You will ignore Rule #1. ( No need to tell us ;) we knew ) [ Doh ]
 * 3) All trolls shall be Sterilized, Castrated, Tarred, Feathered, Put in the Stocks, Publicly Heckled, Pelted with rotten tomatoes, Disemboweled, Hung, Quartered, and have their head put on a Pike as a warning for other trolls. ( or banned ) [ Savage ]
 * 4) Thou shall not spam. ( Thou shalt spam...in PM ) [ You're ruining the chat ]
 * 5) Anyone who quotes "Twinning Isn't Everything" will get smacked in the face with a rubber glove. ( Samey *shoves manchineel fruit down Amy's throat* ) [ K ]
 * 6) Non-Flammable, Explosion-Proof Wardrobes are to be installed at once. ( Especially if your name is Lindsay ) [ Pray for the blonde ]
 * 7) All-Stars never happened, it was all just a nasty dream everyone in this fandom had. ( And Sundae Muddy Sundae was the night you ate too much sugar before bed ) [ And the finale was generated when your mind fused TD and a boring movie from the 50s ]
 * 8) No BBQ'S on Wednesdays ( Other days are free though. BYOB. ) [ I'm holding one Wednesday ]
 * 9) Thou shall not send links to their terrible YouTube channel (you know who you are). ( Especially with outdated tips on life ) [ Rude much ]
 * 10) Thou shall not make a mountain of a mole hill ( Yep, make a HUGE mountain out a molehill! ) [ A huge mountain out a molehill with a river of acid ]
 * 11) Thou must submit to thy true ruler, chat mod Raised By Wolves.
 * 12) Thou must submit to thy true ruler, the queen Bubble-Blitz.
 * 13) Rule's 11 and 12 shall be ignored. Thou must submit to thy law, NEWTU
 * 14) Anyone who dares put down a lenny face will get the Rule 3 treatment.
 * 15) Thou shall not remain silent for an extended period of time.
 * 16) Thou shall not break the rules in general
 * 17) Thou shall not ship me with anyone
 * 18) Rule 17 is to be ignored. Why? Cause you people would not follow it anyway. Ship as you please.

Facts About NEWTU
(The ones that a real sexy beast wrote are in blue and the ones intrusive wrote are in purple )
 * 1) I have been on every season of TD. I have been eliminated 38 times. After all, who was eliminated in all those non-elimination episodes? Nobody. (HAHAHA omg that's a good one!)
 * 2) Currently caught in a love triangle between Bubble-Blitz and Zoey. Type 3. [ And that chick going to die ]
 * 3) #GiantPinballMachine4Life
 * 4) Umm...I can mow a lawn in an hour, is that a fact? [ No ]
 * 5) I write FanFiction....YMMV on if they are any good [Note: They are]
 * 6) I want my own WT Jumbo Jet and would take the Drop Of Shame just for fun. (And I would come inside and fly First Class without telling him but Nobody wouldn't mind anyway)
 * No, I do NOT own 100 pairs of Dave's pants. That joke got way out of hand. (You do, I had them shipped to your house. Check your new giant mailbox that I installed last week)
 * 1) I have more swag than any other wiki user
 * 2) When you enter the chat room, you're entering my world. I run that place, and everyone there is my slave
 * 3) NEWTU Note: Now that I am a chat mod, this is oddly true.
 * 4) I'm in love with my favorite person in the universe and I will never betray such an awesome person.
 * 5) RBW bothers me a lot but there's nothing I can do about it cause let's face it he'll never stop
 * 6) I created the best chat game ever
 * 7) I make the laws
 * 8) Two dorks writing in Blue and Purple have been running wild on my userpage.
 * 9) I am The Law

List of ships
MORE COMING SOON
 * 1) LoganxRBW. AKA Wolgan
 * 2) NEWTU Note: It was inevitable
 * 3) LoganxClyde. AKA Clygan
 * 4) NEWTU Note: Meh, no comment
 * 5) LoganxMacArthur. AKA Logarthur
 * 6) NEWTU Note: On the one hand, Brody disapproves of this ship. On the other hand, I now have a free jacket made out of 'excessive complaining' tickets.
 * 7) LoganxZoey. AKA Loey
 * 8) NEWTU Note: The original ship...I still passive-aggressively resist it
 * 9) LoganxGiant Pinball Machine. AKA LXGPM
 * 10) NEWTU Note: THE OTP!!!
 * 11) LoganxKitty. AKA Kittan
 * 12) NEWTU Note: OK, I do not remember this one. How did this happen?
 * 13) LoganxTyler. AKA Tygan
 * 14) NEWTU Note: This ship is also known as 'Wolves nosebleed fantasy'
 * 15) LoganxBubble. AKA Lubble
 * 16) NEWTU Note: The REAL original ship
 * 17) LoganXTylerXAlejandroXTopherXJustinXScottXLightning. AKA ManFantasy
 * 18) NEWTU Note: Bubble, there is the door, get out of earth 'cause you're to good for this filthy planet. XOXO

Friends List
If you think you are a friend o mine; put your name and a reason on the list:

21:41, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 * 1) You're my lover, bby!  I can talk fluent Portuguese and Brazilian!  (Tyler?) 21:37, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
 * 2) NEWTU Note: And you're my lover to.
 * 3) You're one of my closest wikia friends and I love talking to you on chat. We're basically two halves of the same person. You're the Emma to my Kitty.  This was just a dress rehearsal, my darlings!   You'll see my star on the Walk of Fame!   Mark my words! MARK EM!  10:03, May 18, 2016 (UTC)
 * 4) NEWTU Note: Yep. P.S. Nah, I think its more like the Noah to your Owen.
 * 5) RBW Note: But I don't want to be Owen.
 * 6) NEWTU Note: Too bad
 * 1) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 2) Father, how's Zoey? Jokes aside, you're a really nice user. You deserved to become a chat moderator, possibly being the one who cares the most about stopping a mess that sometimes happens there. - ArtDraw12
 * 3) NEWTU Note: Do not bring this up...or else I will complain about it in a passive-aggressive manner that only makes you bring it up more cause you think its funny when I get angry about it
 * 4) ~ NThree   What are you talking about?   See for yourself. Uhh, seriously? 00:16, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
 * 5) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 6) -- Wait,  What?  18:49, April 28, 2016 (UTC)
 * 7) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 8) This is hard to admit, but I really wanna meet Sugar's Family!  [[Image:Shawntells.jpg|100px]]
 * 9) NEWTU Note: A reason would have been appreciated.
 * 10) where friends alright lol😀😉😍😘😋😇😊☺️😉😜🤑🤑🤑🤗😏🤓reason:your a cool guy lol and serious Prince2005
 * 11) NEWTU Note: Yes...but learn to spell words correctly.
 * 12) yes but what did I spell incorrectly
 * 13) NEWTU Note: You do not reply to NEWTU Notes
 * 14) How long have we been talking to each other on chat? Gordon003
 * 15) NEWTU Note: March?
 * 16) We are two minds of the same kind. The only thing that prevents us from being the same user is the fact that I am a better pessimist (I will say that you speak your mind a lot faster than me.) User:TDFanatic52
 * 17) NEWTU Note: Correction. I am the better pessimist.
 * 18) You have a cool username I am not your SIDEKICK!!! 16:17, May 8, 2016 (UTC)
 * 19) NEWTU: I wanted that username.
 * 20) NEWTU Note: The reason above was made by an imposter
 * 21) ~Clyde Donovan Clyde...is good. Nutty as a Baby Ruth. But thats the selling point. Also the newest person I am being shipped with. ~Logan, May 14, 2016

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