User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Total Drama World Domination Ep 9: No Sympathy for the Devil

Daring Dragons: Diego, Elyse, Fred, Lucas, Michael, Silena, Viviana 7/10 Dynamic Thunderbirds: Blake, Davy, Flannery, Flynn, Kaele, Luna, Tristan 7/10

The scene opens with Chris and Chef in the cockpit.

Chris: I don't know what I was thinking, bringing those 5 back. That was the worst acting I've ever seen, and trust me, I've been in a couple bad movies before, and the performances there were better!

Chef: *Bored* Uh-huh.

Chris: Oh wait, are we on?

The camera nods up and down.

Chris: Last time on Total Drama, we had a zombie apocalypse...sorta in New Orleans. Flynn was the guy who died first. Michael screamed like a little girl. But in the end, the Dragons got the win, and the reward, Michael and Kaele got switched, and I got to call in a repair guy, who did a pretty good job I might add. Anyways, what will happen this time? Find out on a brand new episode of TOTAL...DRAMA...WORLD DOMNIATION!

*Theme song plays*

Conf: Blake: I pity Michael now that he's on the same team as Viv. After what happened in the Galapagos Islands, this is either gonna go on of two ways: good, or awkward, and I wouldn't bet my money of the former.

Conf: Michael: Being on the same team as Viviana is um...great! *Awkward smile*

Conf: Viviana: Being on the same team as Michael is um...great! *Awkward smile*

Conf: Silena: Now that Michael is on our team, thinggs are about to get...interesting tosay the least. I'll still try to help Viviana as much as I can, but that probably won't stop things from getting awkward.

Conf: Elyse: GREAT! Now we've got the scared wimp. That's just great! HMFH *Folds arms*

Conf: Davy: Okay, that team swap was so NOT rockin'! You take the only guy besides Tristan that I considered cool, and you replace him with Kaele? Ugh, looks like it's back to the drawing board. C'mon, think Davy, think!

Conf: Fred: Man, that team swap hurt. I lost my closest alli! Now I've gotta start all over again!

Conf: Diego: Man, there's just something about knowing you're going to make the merge and that you're dos allies ahead of your biggest competition that just feels so good! Pretty soon, he'll have to side with me, and when he does, I'll only grow in power!

Conf: Kaele: Man, it sucks to be on the losing team. They've only won what, 3 times? Guess I better get used to it. Ugh, I miss first class. Whelp, I'd better make the most of it.

Conf: Flynn: I will admit, last challenge I was a little...incapacitated. But I'm fine, I'm fine. As for Michael, well, good luck buddy. I'll still be here for you if you need me, as long as...nevermind.

Conf: Flannery: It's great to have another girl on our team, after the loss of Adrianna and all, ut at the same time, it sucks that we just lost the most athletic person on our team. Oh well, just gotta do the best we can, I guess.

Conf: Chris: Man, this confessional is popular today. Maybe I should think about getting another on installed.

Lucas is sitting in a first class chair. Elyse walks up to him.

Elyse: Hey nerd, if you wanna use the confessional, you're gona have to wait, there's a LONG line.

Lucas: Um, okaaaaaaaaaaay. Thanks I guess.

Elyse walks away. Lucas notices Michael sitting a chair right across from him with a nervous look on his face.

Lucas: Hey, what's wrong?

Michael: ...

Lucas gets out of his seat, and sits down next to Michael.

Lucas: Hey, are you scared or something?

Michael: Well you see, it's just that...

Lucas: Uh huh, go on...

Michael: There's this girl.

Lucas: Oh. Is it Viviana?

Michael: How did you know?

Lucas: Dude, I saw you 2 hugging before I gave you that antivenom.

Michael: Oh yah, riiiiiiiiiight...*Nervous laugh*

Lucas: And now that you're on the same team, you're scared to talk to her. Am I right?

Michael: I was scared to talk to her BEFORE we were on the same team.

Lucas: Okay, I'm no love expert, but I do know the best way to get over your fear is to face it head on. Just go talk to her, you know just to clear the air.

Michael: But but but but but...That's exactly what Blake told me!

Lucas: Then Blake is a wise man.

Michael: Last time, it didn't end so well.

Lucas: Why? What happened?

Michael: I kinda...threw up on her.

Lucas: Oh geez, this is going to take more work than I thought.

Meanwhlie...

Silena: Come on Viv, just talk to him!

Viviana: Ugh.

Silena: Come on. You'll feel better!

Viviana: No!

Silena: Come on! Do it for me?

Viviana glances at Silena.

Viviana: Most definantely not!

Silena: Ugh, this is gonna take more work than I thought.

Viviana: You bet your *censored* it is.

Silena: Okay, fine. What will make you go up and talk to him.

Viviana: Well, you're annoying me. So I guess if you promised to stop...

Silena: *Frustrated* Okay, deal. Just go up there and talk to him like a big girl.

Viviana:  Thanks, mom.

Viviana gets up from her seat to go and have a chat with Michael. Just as she is about to sit down next to Michael, she runs into Fred.

Viviana: Um, hello?

Fred: Hello.

Viviana: Why are your here?

Fred: I was actually here to talk to our newest team member Michael, here. Why are you here?

Viviana: Same.

Michael: Um, if you don't mind, I actually rather talk to Fred.

Conf: Viviana: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Lucas shoots Michael a deathstare.

Michael: I mean Viviana...*Awkward laughter*

Viviana: Oh no, it's fine. You can talk to your new buddy Fred.

Viviana storms away angrily. Lucas facepalms himself.

Lucas: That it, I quit! Unless you have a medical emergency, I am out. PEACE!

Lucas get up and walks away.

Fred sits down next to Michael.

Michael: So, what did you wanna talk about?

Fred: Hey there, new buddy! *Taps Michael on the shoulder lightly with fist*

Conf: Michael: I should've said Viviana.

Meanwhile, Davy and Tristan are in a closet...again.

Davy: So this team swap changes everything! What do we do now?

Tristan: Not entirely, you just have to sway the new girl.

Davy: But we don't know ANYTHING about her!

Tristan: That's true, but the same thing could be said vice versa.

Davy: That's true.

Tristan: Plus it's not like we've got any better options, other than winning every challenge from here until the merge.

Davy: Hmmmmmmmmmm............What if there was a way we could make sure that happens?

Tristan: You mean...

Tristan and Davy: AN ALLIANCE WITH CHEF! JINX YOU OWE ME A SODA!

Meanwhile, Kaele was typing on her computer, when Luna and Flannery came up to introduce themselves.

Luna: Um...hello?

Kaele: What?

Flannery: Welcome to our team.

Kaele: Thank you. Now can you let me get back to my writing?

Luna: Look...we were just...trying to be nice!

Kaele: I know that, but I'm not really in the mood right now. You 2 can go form an alliance with someone else, because I want no part of it!

Flannery: Come on Luna, we've got better things to do than to waste the time of this rude person!

Luna and Flannery start to walk away. Kaele sighs.

Kaele: Wait!

Flannery and Luna turn around.

Flannery: Yes?

Kaele: Truth is, on the other team, someone used me. They played me like a fiddle, and it's just...I'm very weary of joining another alliance because of what happened to me.

Flannery: Well, someone on our team played us. All of us, and we lost a friend because of it.

Luna: Honestly, we...dont want you to fall...to fall victom like we all did. Kaele: I'm sorry. I didn't know. Also sorry for being rude to you. Why don't we start over, after I save here...Okay. Hi! my name's Kaele. What's your's?

Flannery: Hi! My name's Flannery.

Luna: Hi. My name....My name is Luna.

Blake and Flynn are having a conversation.

Blake: Are you alright buddy? You still look a little tired.

Flynn: Yah, I'm alright. I at least feel better than I did.

Blake: That's good. If you need any help, I'll be there for you. Just like how I was there for Michael.

Flynn: Speaking of Michael, how do you suppose he's doing?

Blake: If I had to guess, awkward.

Suddenly...

Michael: Psssssst!

Blake: Michael, is that you?

Michael: Yes, I'm down here.

Flynn: I guess you were right, Blake.

Blake: What's the problem this time?

Michael: Well, Viviana and another guy wanted to talk to me, and I kinda pankcied, and said I would rather talk to the other guy. Then Viviana stormed away, and now I don't think she wants to talk to me. What should I do?

Flynn: The answer is simple. Wait for her to cool off, then talk to her. But in the mean time, don't do anything to upset her.

Michael: Okay, thanks. You guys are the best! Gotta go, bye!

Just then...

Chris: *Intercom* Contestants, meet me in the elimination area in 10, stat!

Flynn: Well I guess we better get going.

Blake: Yep!

10 minutes later, everyone is in the elimination area, when suddenly, Chris comes out in his usual clothes, although he is wearing a flat cap.

Chris: Can anyone gues where we are at today?

Diego: Um, Scotland?

Chris: That is...correct! I did not see that coming.

Suddenly, Chef comes out, wearing a traditional highland dress, complete with kilt. He is also playing bagpipes.

Chris: Can it, they already know.

Chef: Thank God! So can I take this thing off now?

Chris: No.

Lucas: So, none of this explains what our challenge is.

Chris: Could you just wait for a second, Mr.Bossy pants? Anyways, without further ado, Chef!

Chef opens the door. Outside is the Uquhart Castle.

Viviana: Okay, so we're at the Lochness Monster castle in episode 9, just like Global Takedown? And we're probably gonna search for a fake Lochness Monster, just like on Global Takedown? It's official, Chris has run out of ideas.

Chris: Shut up! I haven't run out of ideas, these challenges will be completely different! Now follow me!

Everyone Follows Chris into the castle. On the way, Davy has a conversation with Chef.

Davy: Hey, you're the chef guy, right?

Chef: What do you want?

Davy: Me? Why Davy would never do such a...

Chef shoots Davy an annoyed look.

Davy: Oh, okay. You caught Davy. Truth is, I wanna set up a certain deal.

Chef: Are you talking about an alliance? Because after last time, it's gonna take something more than me splitting the money with you if you win. I want something guaranteed.

Davy: Well, luck for you, Davy is member of the band Demon Child.

Chef: How is that relevant?

Davy: Because, Demon Child happens to have an upcoming album release.

Chef: Go on.

Davy: What if I told you that Davy could make sure you get a slice of the sales pie from that album?

Chef: I'm listening. What do you want kid?

Davy: Listen, after the stunt we pulled last time, we could sure use a few wins. I want you to do everything in your power to make sure our team wins, from here until the merge.

Chef: It depends, How much of the pie are you willing to give up?

Davy: 3%

Chef: 3 percent!

Davy: Yes, 3% for every win. I'm not sure how many challenges left until we get to the merge, but I'm guessing about 5 or 6? And even 1% is about a million dollars. So.........

Chef: Okay, I'm in! But we have to keep this quiet! Don't tell anyone!

Davy make a lips zipped gesture, then rushes over to Tristan.

Tristan: So, did he take the bait?

Davy: Hook, line, and sinker.

Chris takes everyone to a room with a large table in it. On the table, there are 2 plates, with cloches over them

Chris: Okay, your first challenge to eat...

Viviana: Obviously.

Michael: I can handle it.

Chris: I wasn't finished. Your first challenge is to eat haggis!

Chef takes the cloches off the plates.

Michael: You mean heart liver and lungs stuffed inside a stomach?

Michael nervously pushes Viviana to the chair. Flynn, Blake, and Lucas all facepalm themselves.

Conf: Viviana: Making you girlfriend do the challenge? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Viviana glares at Michael angrily.

Elyse: I'll do it.

Chris: Okay, now that that's settled, Thunderbirds.

Chef whispers "Choose Luna" to Davy. Davy winks back.

Davy: I say we choose Luna.

Tristan: What? You wanna lose?

Davy: Trust me.

Luna: Okay, I'll...I'll do it. I..won't let you down!

Chris: Go!

Before Elyse can even start...

Luna: *Burp* Done...Oh um, excuse me.

Chris: And the Thunderbirds win the challenge, I guess?

Elyse: But but but...HOW?

Chris: Don't know, don't care. But as a reward, the Thunderbirds get Izz...

Izzy: Ahem.

Chris: Excuse me, I mean Isabella Margaret Fenella Elspeth Flora Jean Una Rhona Barbara Ann Greer O'Shaugnessy, The 3rd!

Izzy jumps out, revealing herself to everyone.

Izzy: Hello everyone! Mwah! Mwah! I love you all!

Flannery: How is this a reward?

Izzy: Because...

Chris covers Izzy's mouth.

Chris: I'll tell you later. Trust me. You'll probably need her next round. Everyone, follow me!

As Chris leads everyone outside...

Michael: Viviana, I'm sorr...

Viviana: Don't talk to me.

Conf: Michael: *Sigh* I think I blew it with Viviana.

Kaele: Hey, did you see the way Chef's lips moved before Davy decided to choose you Luna?

Luna: I...I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.

Flannery: I didn't see it either, but if that's the case, I'm guessing Tristan and Davy have something to do with it.

Luna: We...We should definantely keep an...eye on them.

Kaele: Agreed.

Chris stops.

Chris: Okay, your next challenge is to...

Izzy: Is to compete in the Scottish Highland Games...

Chris: *Angrily* Yes, there are 7 events that you'll have to compete in. 1 person from each team will compete in an event. But Thunderbirds, since you have...

Izzy: Since you have me on your team, you can choose to use me for 1 event!

Chris: Yes, and the first challenge is the Caber toss.

Davy: We choose...

Chris: Diego and Davy, you'll be participating. I'll be choosing the the competitiors.

Davy: *Folds arms* Fine.

Diego goes first. The pole lands about 4 feet.

Chris: 52 inches, or 172 inches counting the rest of the pole. That's not very good.

Diego: It was a 10 foot pole! What do you expect?

Davy: Davy can beat that!

Davy throws, and it lands about the same distance.

Chris: Ooooooooooooooooh. 172 inches. So close!

Davy: WHAT?

Chris: Moving on, the next challenge is the Stone put. Fred and Kaele, you're up!

Fred: What's a stone put? where do we have to put the stone?

Izzy: HAHA! You're funny! You have to throw stones, with like the last challenge, the farthest distance wins.

Viviana: And you know this how?

Izzy: Because When I was little, my dad used to make me compete in the Highland Games. I would beat everyone, it was really fun! Oh speaking of my dad, there he is! Hi dad!

Everyone turns to see a squirrel. Two more squirrels come out of a hole.

Izzy: Oh, and there my brother and sister, Archibald and Fiona! Hi guys.

She waves at the squirrels.

Izzy: You know, Archibald still owes me 20 bucks. YA BIG LOSER!

The squirrel known as "Archibald" scurries back into the hole.

Izzy: Yah you better run! Izzy will be back for you later!

Chris: *Facepalm* Sigh, moving on. the stone put is similar to the modern-day shot put.

Fred: Okay.

Fred throws the stone. it landa bout 5 feet.

Chris: 61 inches. Nice.

Kaele throws her stone. It hits Fred's stone, and skip further ahead

Chris: 72 inches! It's all tied up at 1 a piece.

Fred: But that's not fair! Her stone hit mine!

Chris: *Ignoring* Moving on, it's hammer time! The next event is the hammer throw. Lucas, Blake, you're up!

Lucas: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Blake: Agreed, we're not the most athletic people.

Chris: And that's why I chose you for this event!

Davy: We'd like to...

Chef shakes his head right and left and whispers "No."

Davy: Nevermind.

Flannery: Did you see that?

Kaele: Yes I did.

Luna: Me too.

Lucas throws a hammer. It only goes about 2 feet.

Chris: 27 inches. That's a...good throw. At least by your standards. You should probably stick to the medical profession.

Elyse: You threw that hammer like a girl, nerd.

Blake throws his hammer. He somehow manages to do even worse than Lucas.

Chris: 16 inches. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dragons win this round. Okay next round, Tug of war. Viviana, Tristan, You're up.

Viviana and Tristan grab a rope. Tristan starts off by jerking Viviana around.

Tristan: Hah! I've seen better than you. You're weak. You're a weak, scared little girl, and you have a weak, scared, boyfriend.

Viviana gets angry.

Viviana: HE...IS NOT...MY BOYFRIEND!

Viviana pulls real hard, and Tristan fall into the mud.

Conf: Michael: Well, now I know where I stand.

Viviana gets back to her team.

Michael: Don't talk to me!

Viviana: I'm sorry, it's just that...

Michael: SAVE IT!

Viviana: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR........

Conf: Viviana: I'm getting very mad at Michael right now. He just doesn't understand that I don't want to be his girlfriend right now. After the season, maybe, but for now, no. In preperation for this sesoon, I watched some of the season, while I wasn't working of course, and I saw the relationship drama on this show, and how it distracts people. I just don't want that to be me. I have to stay focused on this game if I wanna win. My family needs it.

Conf: Diego: Hmmmmmmmm........This relationship drama seems to be getting to Michael. Maybe I could use this to my advantage. But then again, I could get rid of someone that's close to her, then watch the sparks fly!

Chris: Okay, next event weight over the bar, Elyse, Flannery, your turn.

Elyse: The scrawny little redhead? HA! I've got this in the bag!

Flannery: Scrawny? Little? I'll show you, scrawny and little, you rude jerk!

Chris: Woah woah, girls don't fight.

Flannery: Whatever. Can we please just get on with the challenge?

Tristan: If you want, we could...

Chef shakes his head "No" at Tristan.

Tristan: Nevermind.

Conf: Flannery: *Sarcastically* Well, that wasn't suspicious at all.

Chris: Okay, the rules are simple, you throw this weight, and make it go over the bar, but the weight can't hit the bar. If it hit the bar 3 times, you lose. Got it?

Elyse and Flannery: Got it!

Chris: Okay, good. Now go!

Elyse throws the first weight. It goes over the bar without hitting it.

Elyse: HA! BEAT THAT!

Chris: This isn't a distance event.

Flannery throws her first weight. It does the the same. Chris raises the bar. Elyse throws her second weight, and it hits the bar and comes tumbling back to the ground.

Elyse: Hmph, you got luck that time.

Flannery throws her second weight, and it goes safely over the bar. Chris raises the bar again.

Elyse: I got you this time.

Elyse throws her third weight, and she turns out to be wrong. Her weight hits the bar.

Elyse: DANGIT! What is wrong with me today?

Flannery throws her third weight, and it too hits the bar.

Elyse: HAHA! You lose!

Flannery: Not yet, I've still only got 1 strike, and you've got 2.

Elyse: Whatever.

Chris raises the bar. Both of the girls' 4th and 5th weights go over the bar. On her 6th weigh, Flannery's hits the bar. On her 7th weight...

Elyse: *In mind* Okay Elyse, you can do this. Just throw the *censored* thing over the bar, and your mom will be proud of you!

Elyse, with tears in her eyes,  throws her weight, but it hits the bar.

Elyse: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Elyse breaks out crying.

Chris: And Flannery can win this round for the Thunderbirds if her weight doesn't hit the bar. If it does, we'll have a tiebreaking wrestling match.

Elyse: Come on...

Flannery throws her weight, and it goes over the bar.

Chris: And Flannery wins this round for the Thunderbirds, it's now 3-2 Dragons.

Lucas walks up to Elyse.

Lucas: There there, it's okay. We're still in the lead.

Elyse: NO NERD, IT'S NOT OKAY! NOW MY MO WILL NEVER BE PROUD OF ME!

Lucas: Oh, I see what's going on. You feel the need to impress you mother by proving yourself in feats of strength.

Elyse: SHUT UP NERD!

Lucas: You can tell me to shut up all you want, but I will say this. Your mom is probably already proud of you.

Elyse: You really think so?

Lucas: Most parents really are proud of their children. Unless they're really bad parents and really mean.

Elyse: Well, my dad is really nice to me. But as for my mom, I wouldn't know because she's never there for me. She never went to any of my games, she's never there to help me with my homework, so I just don't really have a relationship with her.

Lucas: Oh.

Elyse: But thanks for cheering me up nerd. I kinda needed that.

Lucas: You're welcome. Any time you're in trouble, I'll do my best to help you.

Elyse: You'd really do that...for me? Even after all the mean stuff I did to you?

Lucas: Sure, I'm not one for holding grudges. Now come on, we've gotta catch up with everyone else.

Elyse: Sure.

Lucas helps Elyse get up. Then together the 2 catch up with the rest.

Chris: Okay, the sheaf toss, with a little extra added. Rules are simple. With the pitchfork, you throw these burlap sacks piles of hay, or sheafs, at those targets.

He points at the targets, there are 25, 50, 100, 250, 500, 750, and 1,000 point targets.

Chris: You each get 5 shots. The person with the most points after the 5 rounds wins! Got it?

Silena and Flynn: Got it!

Chris: GO!

Silena throws her first sheaf. It hits the 250 target.

Silena: Not bad.

Chris: Flynn, you're up!

Flynn throws his first sheaf. It also lands on the 250 target.

Chris: And we're tied. Silena, your turn!

Silena throws her second sheaf, it hits the 750 target. Flynn's hits the 500 target.

Chris: And Silena's ahead 1,000 - 750. Right?

Chef: Right.

In the third round, Silena hits the 1,000 target, Flynn hits the 750. In the fourth round, Silena trips and her sheaf only manages to hit the 50 target.

Blake: Come on Flynn, you can do it!

Flynn grunts as he throws his fourth sheaf. It hits the 250 target

Chris: And the Dragons are ahead by a score of...

Chef: 2,050 - 1,750.

Chris: Oh. I knew that. That means the Dragons are ahead by...

Chef: 300 points.

Silena throws her 5th and final sheaf. It lands in the 500 target.

Chris: Flynn, it's your final turn, and you need 1,000 points, I think...

Chef: Yep.

Chris: No pressure!

Flynn nervously throws his last sheaf. To his and everyone else's surprise, it hits the 1,000 target.

Chris: And the Thunderbirds win! It's now tied 3 - 3. I was hoping we would get to do the tiebreaking round. Anyways, come with me.

Everyone follows Chris to field with land mines in it. In the middle of the field is a stick lodged in the ground.

Chris: Okay, the last event in the Highland Games is called Maide-leisg. Basically, 2 people have to pull a stick out of the ground

Elyse: Boring!

Chris: Exactly, which is why I had ot spice it up a bit!

Viviana: What do you mean by a bit?

Chris: I mean I places land mines all over this field, and these machines will throw golf balls at you, or at the mines, which ever one comes first! Michael and Luna, you're up, but Thunderbirds, since you haven't used your advantage yet, would you like Izzy to go in you place Luna?

Luna: Yes I...

Davy: We'd like to...

Chef nods his head "Yes" at Davy.

Davy: Use Izzy, yes.

Chris: Okay, then it's settled.

Michael and Izzy get into their positions.

Conf: Michael: Well, I'm toast.

Chris: On your marks...get set...GO!