User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Oc audition tapes

Daisuke
Daisuke is standing on a mountainside. Behind him are other mountains.

Daisuke: Um uh hello. No that not good. Hi! My name's Daisuke...No, that's too preppy. Kon'ichiwa, my name is Daisuke, and I am a ninja. No really, I am! I've got these!

He pulls out ninja throwing stars.

Daisuke: And these!

He pulls out nunchucks.

Daisuke: Also, I'm a master of speed and stealth! You see that bird?

He points the camera at a bird perched atop a tree. He then hides steathfully, then gets out a tube and shoots a poison dart at the bird, and then he rushes after the dart, and strikes it down with his nunchuks before the bird gets hit. The bird then flies away.

Daisuke: As you can see, I've proven my point. Anyways, I'm auditioning for Survivor, Amazing Race, Ridonculous Race, which now that I think about it, those are basically the same shows, The Price is Right, Total Drama, or basically any show that gives away money, because as you will be able to see in a few seconds, my home was recently destroyed.

He points the camera at another mountain, atop it is what appears to be the remains of destroyed ninja dojo.

Daisuke: I was the only one from my clan to survive. Also, if you don't take me as a contestant, I would gladly work as an assistant. Anyways, Daisuke out. I need to find a temporary home. Catch you later.

Daisuke turns off the camera.

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Would you like to see Daisuke in a future season? Yes No

Salem
The camera is turned on. We see Salem with a red background behind him.

Salem: Hello humans, My name is Salem, and this is my audition for Total Drama. I'm auditioning for Total Drama because I've watched the show before, and I find the host to be devilishly delightful, MWHAHA. Also, I thought I would bring a certain jena se qua to the show. Truth is I'm looking to spread my chaos and...

Suddenly, a hooded figure appears to be dragging a screaming person. The hooded figure stops and waits for a gate to open, then continues on to another room. The gate closes.

Salem: Um, that was not what you think it is, that was...an initiation ritual for the club that I'm a part of. Yah.

Suddenly, he gets a phonecall, the ringtone on his phone is "Sympathy for the Devil" by the Rolling Stones. He answers it.

Salem: Hello?

Someone is talking on the other end.

Salem: Excuse me a second. *To camera* Hey yah sorry, I'm gonna have to cut this thing short. That was my friend...Dwight. Kinda some urgent business. Gotta go. Bye!

Do you like Salem? Yes No

How far do you think he will make it? 1 - 5 6 - 10 11 - 12