User blog comment:TotalDramaFan82498/Who I hope will return for TDPRR/@comment-26978163-20150109160908/@comment-5221692-20150110012618

But in order for a couple to progress in a story, both have to have something to offer one another. In Aleheather, it's competition. In Gwuncan, it's common grounds and interests. In Samkota, it's balancing each other out with their opposites. In Zoke, it's ... waffles???

NONE of Samey's problems can be solved by anything Topher has to offer except his role as a typical male viable for dating. NONE of Topher's interests remotely involve anything Samey could offer except for her role as a typical girl viable for dating. In other words. There's absolutely nothing unique or special about Sampher.

To be written at all, they'd both have to be like-

A. "Oooh. A boy. I like boy. I date boy" "Ooh. A girl. I like girl. I date girl" for the sake of ... well.... dating, and not really for any other reason.

B. They'd both have to be severely out of character in order to complete one another. Or they'd both have to undergo LOADS of development before they can even remotely come close to noticing one another's existance.

I haven't seen any works of fanfiction that have succesfully pulled these two off yet, so if you happen to find one give me a holler.