User blog:Skyriver342/To Start Things Off...

Skyriver342 here! As you may have geussed, this is my first blog post! And what better way to kick things off is by my list of all the biographies (with a few minor tweaks)! Here we go:

Alejandro
What's your best quality? I can smell a person’s weakness and exploit it in seconds. It’s a skill I’ve been honing since childhood. Let’s just say, we went through a lot of nannies.

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Salsa
 * Fiery red
 * I have no time for them
 * Anything with spice

Describe your craziest dream. Since I can control my dreams, none of them are crazy.

Best memory from childhood? The time I smooth talked our school bus driver into handing over the keys. What a ride that was.

Most embarrassing moment at school? You’re kidding right? Look at me. I don't get embarrassed.

Describe the first job you ever had. The son of a diplomat is always working. You must say the right things to the right people at the right time all the time. You learn what people want to hear and then you say it.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Gaining interest on all of my lucrative investments made from the winnings I plan on easily acquiring this year from my fellow subordinates.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? It’s more like the woman's dream date would be with me. We would spend the night feasting at a Spanish tapas restaurant then running it off with the bulls.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Smooth talk my way out of it. Yes that was one sentence, but look into my eyes and try to deny me.

Amy
What’s your best quality? Easy. Getting my stupid twin sister, Samey, to do exactly what I tell her to!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Thacklemore
 * Fierce, firey, red!
 * Canadian Beauty.
 * Mint chip ice cream!

Describe your craziest dream. I once dreamt I was Samey! {Gulp} SOOOO HORRIFYING!

Best memory from childhood? The very first time I blamed Samey for something! We were ten an I hit mommy's prize vase with a basketball and took the blame on my twin! She had like, no phone for a week!

Most embarrassing moment at school? Uh, HELL-LOOOOW?? Samey is the one who gets embarrassed all the time!

Describe the first job you ever had. I worked with Samey at the ice cream parlor down the street. And, Samey, of course, was doing a HORRIBLE job! She kept eating all of the 64 flavours!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Off the west coast. AWAY from my sister!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? That hunky Doug Brady in my Home-Ec class. SOOO dreamy!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Kick my stupid sister in the pants!

Anne Maria
What’s your best quality? It’s my good looks! I’m the prettiest!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Anything techno! Let’s party!
 * Purple, so dreamy.
 * Just Carried, or Gigantic. I can’t pick!
 * Gelato.

Describe your craziest dream. I once had a dream I ran out of hairspray! It was terrible!

Best memory from childhood? I remember once being the prettiest girl in the class. Oh wait, doll, that’s every day.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I was in gym class, and my make up smeared everywhere.

Describe the first job you ever had. I worked at a clothing store. That’s why I’m always in style!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Definitely make-up and make other people beautiful too.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Vito! Whenever he comes back, we’d go out in the city all day.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' I’d have everyone over for pizza and a movie.

B
What’s your best quality? ...

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''

Describe your craziest dream. ...

Best memory from childhood? ...

Most embarrassing moment at school? ...

Describe the first job you ever had. ...

Ten years from now, what are you doing? ...

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ...

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' ...

Beardo
What’s your best quality? My ability to compose about 127 musical instruments and sound effects!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * The music that I make!
 * Funky purple!
 * Pitch Perfectly.
 * Sloppy joes.

Describe your craziest dream. I was on my songbook and was skipping along my musical notes to one of my original songs!

Best memory from childhood? The first expierence with music! I was my elementary school's band and I played the cymbals!

Most embarrassing moment at school? My current music teacher, Mr. Keswick, once told me that playing the accordion was a great way to meet girls! And I actually BELIEVED him! I got reject like six just by playing that stupid thing!

Describe the first job you ever had. I worked at the record store. Till' it closed.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? One of my many public appearances probably in Memphis or New Orleans. BIG musical towns!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Any female pop star, dropping some fresh beats with me!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Preform a grand finale my audience will never forget!

Brick
What’s your best quality? Teamwork, sir! I never leave a cadet behind!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * There’s nothing like Reveille to get you going!
 * Army Green
 * Does P.A.S.H count?
 * Whatever Chef is serving! Deelish!

Describe your craziest dream. I once dreamed I lost my dog tags. It was a HUGE nightmare.

Best memory from childhood? When I was accepted to boot camp.

Most embarrassing moment at school? Well, there was this one time I drank too much water and, well… we all have accidents.

Describe the first job you ever had. Before I joined up, I was a paperboy! Those papers were on the doorstep by 0700 hours!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? A sergeant: Inspiring and motivating my platoon, except on night missions.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Arthur Nothingchick – he’s the greatest soldier who ever lived!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Time to do some drills!

Bridgette
What’s your best quality? Probably my connection to Mother Earth. That and my loyalty to my boyfriend Geoff. He’s so hot!

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Rick Rale
 * Ocean blue
 * Any surfing movie made after 2003
 * Anything vegan (seaweed brownies, lentil cakes, strawberry rice milk shakes, etc.)

Describe your craziest dream. I was tow-in surfing and the ocean actually turned into the desert! It was so rad! I surfed waves of sand and landed at an oasis with palm trees and a waterfall. How awesome is that?!

Best memory from childhood? Easy. My first time surfing. I was five and my mom took me on her day off. It was like I met Mother Earth for the first time.

Most embarrassing moment at school? OMG, Ben Bensimon, the hottest guy in grade ten, made a xylophone with seventy beakers of water for his science fair project. I tripped... it was my most embarrassing wipeout ever!

Describe the first job you ever had. I took pictures of tourists taking surfing lessons. If I captured them hangin’ ten, I got fifty cents!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I am stoked to live in Hawaii, riding the big kahunas and respecting mother earth. And hanging out with my main dude Geoff of course!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Geoff of course, but if he’s like late, I guess Dustin Himberlake could fill in for him. I know, not what you expected but what can I say, guy’s cute. Oh and I heard he’s vegetarian so that's good.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Make out with Geoff, surfing.

Cameron
What’s your best quality? Hmmm... quality. Quality. I guess I’m nice! I don’t know!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * My mom loves disco, so I guess Tina Summer? I’m not allowed to listen to music.
 * I like purple and red.
 * Frankie the French Fry and the Adventures at Bendy’s
 * Plunkaroos! Does anyone eat those anymore?

Describe your craziest dream. I once went outside and went to the park by myself! It was terrifying!

Best memory from childhood? I loved capturing Danaus plexippus! That means butterflies.

Most embarrassing moment at school? My mom always makes my lunch, and I forgot it on the counter at home!

Describe the first job you ever had. I’m not allowed to have a job.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I want to be a lepidopterist. More butterflies! Or, a biologist.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Staying in my room and watching a nature documentary. Perfect.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' HIDE!

Cody
What’s your best quality? Has to be my animal magnetism. Ladies can’t get enough.

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Easy, the Simsang cell pod ring tone "synage"
 * Uh, midnight blue. That’s Gwen's right? Or screensaver grey?
 * Anything with wizards
 * Don’t care as long as all four food groups are represented

Describe your craziest dream. I don’t really remember it fully but I’d been attacked by a huge bear in some whacko forest and I needed to use the bathroom but there was a camera in there and no toilet paper—wait, that happened.

Best memory from childhood? The first time I beat my Dad at chess. Totally schooled him! He went on sabbatical for a year to study the game and then came back and kicked my butt at it.

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' You don’t have one when you’re president of the Einstein Fan Club. Nothin’ but love from all my Photon Phollowers. Heh.

'''Describe the first job you ever had. ''' Oh, my mom, she’s a psychologist, gave me fifty bucks when I was eight to beat my professor dad at chess. Don’t tell him though!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Cruisin’ the streets on my customized scooter, scopin’ out the ladies and lettin’ them down easy.

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' Gwen or the gal who announces sales at Electronics Depot. Don't know where we’d go but it would for sure involve a romantic physics expo.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Make a pass at Gwen.

Courtney
What’s your best quality? Oh for sure it’s my leadership skills. I’m organized, smart and not afraid to speak other people’s minds in the way I want to hear them.

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Violin
 * The colour of success of course: green
 * Rules of Arrangement or any other movie with the word Rules
 * Sushi

Describe your craziest dream. It’s more of a nightmare but I dreamed Gwen kissed my boyfriend Duncan and they called themselves...Gwuncan!! Gross!

'''Best memory from childhood? ''' Making my first list. I still have it. Wake up, change my own diapers, make apple sauce, eat apple sauce, cry until attention needs are met.

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' Oh my gosh! That had to have been when my acceptance to law school was rejected because I was too young. I’d already started defending my fellow grade sixers facing detention! I was mortified!

'''Describe the first job you ever had. ''' CITW— a Counselor in Training Wheels. I gave out speeding tickets to other tricyclists at the park. It didn’t pay because I was self-employed.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Without a doubt I will be a Supreme Court judge after having successfully sued the Total Drama franchise for unlawfully exposing me to idiots.

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' Tell anyone and you’re dead, but I already had it. It was when Duncan and I snuck into Chef’s kitchen and "liberated" a bunch of snacks. I never felt so alive! Don’t say anything!!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do? ''' Make a to-do list!

Dakota
What’s your best quality? I look great on camera!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * I love pop music.
 * Pink, pink, pink!
 * Shoeless, it’s about these girls who like to buy shoes!
 * A healthy salad.

Describe your craziest dream. I had the worst dream ever, where I suddenly became kind of ugly, you know, like a regular person – ew !

Best memory from childhood? Winning all those beauty pageants.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I remember once I forgot to turn my cell phone off in class and it went off. So embarrassing!

Describe the first job you ever had. I worked as a waitress at a chicken place, called French Calais.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I’m in Hollywood! I get a new script to read every day.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? I don’t care who I’m with, but the paparazzi would follow us all day.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Before I decided, I’d have to put on my lip-gloss.

Dave
What’s your best quality? Making sure that everything is perfect and ONLY perfect!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Classical. I'm a big fan of Beethoven!
 * Blue.
 * Not a big fan of those things.
 * Watercross salad.

Describe your craziest dream. I'm the type of guy who can't remember his dreams. So, I don't really know.

Best memory from childhood? I liked playing my little, pet Beagle, Marbles. Only downside is that he keeps licking my face! I had to rub my face with iodine at least two times a day!

Most embarrassing moment at school? I once spilt soda on my new sweater vest! I had to clean that thing for like an hour!

Describe the first job you ever had. I'm still working at local pet store. I wash the dogs just to make sure that they are clean as me!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I would probably go and study teaching. Maybe become a physics teacher!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? Defentially Sky. At a beach. At sunset. {Sigh}

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Organize my sweater vests!

Dawn
What’s your best quality? I love to read people’s auras.

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Kenya Lennan – to calm me down.
 * Green, like Mother Earth.
 * The Draft, but it’s certainly not an accurate portrayal.
 * All-natural soy burgers and tofu fries.

Describe your craziest dream. My dreams are never crazy. I control my own dreams.

Best memory from childhood? When I told my parents that I was great at reading people’s minds.

Most embarrassing moment at school? I once got someone’s zodiac sign totally wrong!

Describe the first job you ever had. I gave tarot readings to all my friends.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? I want to get into history and become a historian.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? The warlock Larafin... he’s amazing! We’d both read each other’s palms.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' I’d go out with friends and enjoy the forest.

DJ
What’s your best quality? Oh it’s gotta be my Mama. Well, she’s not a quality, but she’s the reason I am the way I am. And I think I’m pretty okay! Oh and I dance sweeeet!

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Jamaican reggae
 * Blue
 * Bob the Gallant Sheep
 * My Mama’s chickpea Roti.

Describe your craziest dream. I was a squirrel and I was being chased by a fox. And my human self was yelling for me to go to him. Y’know, like he’d protect me? Then he trips and I scream and wake up before he lands on me.

Best memory from childhood? Making sand castles on the beach back home in Jamaica with my mama.

'''Most embarrassing moment at school? ''' When I fell in a puddle and screamed for the lifeguard.

Describe the first job you ever had. It was at a pet shop. I was fired. Here’s a tip, things with scales don't get along with things with fur. They could have told me!!

'''Ten years from now, what are you doing? ''' Hopefully sitting with my Mama and my girl and my pets drinking punch on the beach and watching the sun set.

'''My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? ''' Lady BlaBla in a horse and carriage at the Central Park Zoo in New York. MMhmm!

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Tell Mama, "Make it stop!"

Duncan
What's your best quality? Probably my ability to hot wire anything with an engine.

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Punk
 * Piercing silver
 * Among the many I’d say Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror
 * Anything you can hide a weapon in (cakes, casseroles, y'know, prison food)

Describe your craziest dream. It was whack!! I worked at this ice cream shop and had never missed a shift. I wore a creepy pink shirt and a loser hat and didn't even set the place on fire after I punched out. Creepy!

Best memory from childhood? That time I snuck into the R rated movie, Blood Fort. I was four and it was awesome.

Most embarrassing moment at school? Oh man, one time I accidentally put up my hand to answer a question. Not cool.

Describe the first job you ever had. Job? Ha! Yeah, never had one.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Giggin' all the underground punk clubs with my band. That and expanding my Skull Hood Ornament business. Can't have enough skulls man.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? I can't say who because you know her: strong personality, really hot, speaks her mind. We'd probably just end up arguing, but that's what I like about her.

'''It's the last day on earth. In five words or less, what would you do?''' Steal a car and drive.

Ella
What’s your best quality? My pretty little, vocal chords!

'''Faves? (Music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * The songs from Total Drama: World Tour of course! Especially that one song about stripping down British guards!
 * Pretty pink!
 * That one movie about that ice princess. Loved that song about her letting it go!
 * Sunflower seeds, to share with my little birdie friends!

Describe your craziest dream. I locked away in a tower and my prince David saved me! Soooo dreamy!

Best memory from childhood? The first time I made an animal friend! I befriended the little rats in my apartment building. I had to get 5 shots afterwards, but, they were just...so...CUTE!!

Most embarrassing moment at school? During my school's production of East Side Story, I tooted during my solo song on stage! Oopsies!

Describe the first job you ever had. I once worked at the animal rescue center. I loved to sing with that blue jay with the injured wing!

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Hanging out with my little woodland creatures in a cottage in the woods!

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? My prince David rescuing me from my tower! Who says dreams can't come true??

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Sing the day away!

Ezekiel
What’s your best quality? Probably the fact that I could tell you my best quality in eight different languages.

'''Faves? (music, colour, movie, food)'''
 * Harmonica rap (it’s something I invented at my homeschool recess)
 * Booger green
 * Oh I’m not allowed to watch them
 * I make a mean biscuit.

Describe your craziest dream. Y’know those long busses attached to each other that shuttle people around underground? They’re called subways on TV. Yeah, I dreamed they were real!

Best memory from childhood? Haven’t really had one yet. Don't get me wrong, I had some goodies, but no besties.

Most embarrassing moment at school? That time my teacher caught me skipping school. I’m home schooled and my mom, who’s my teacher, caught me hiding at the local school.

Describe the first job you ever had. Oh I’ve never had a job per-se, but my dad did tell me once to always protect the women. Which I don't really get, ’cause they’re all a lot stronger than me.

Ten years from now, what are you doing? Pretty much what I’m doing today. Stylin’ and filin’ my comics, maxin’ with chillaxatives. S’good. S’alll good—oh, gotta hit the can.

My dream date would be with ___________, doing what? For sure Bridgette. She’s so pretty and smart. I’d love to take her cow riding with me on the Alberta frontier.

'''It’s the last day on earth. In one sentence, what would you do?''' Full on nasal expedition.