User blog:Jaxswim/"I Wanna Be A Bureaucrat" -- Parody of "I Wanna Be A Millionaire"

I wanna be, a bureaucrat, so freakin' bad

I'd de-lete all the things I never could...

Wanna be on the cover of, Total Drama Wiki

Smilin' next to BB and Mis-sy...

Oh, every time I close my eyes,

I see my us-er-name in bright blue text...

A different article, every night!

Oh, I, I swear!

The wiki better kill the gnats!

For when I'm a bureaucrat!

oh-oh-oh-oh

When I'm a bureaucrat!

oh-oh-oh-oh

When I'm a bureaucrat!

Yeah I would have an Eff-You(Featured User :P) like Ale,

I would be the host of, everyday Quiz Bowl,

give Ryan a wish list,

I'd probably pull a Musou and Nalyd Renrut,

Adopt a bunch of babies that aint never had, shoot!

Give away a few minor edits like here lady have this

And last but not least grant someone their last wish,

It's been a couple minutes since I've had an edit so

You can call me Jaxswim minus the splish splash

Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit when Neko hit,

And dang do a sure lot more than..well, someone did

You can't forget about me, stupid

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme siggy

Oh, every time I close my eyes,

I see my us-er-name in bright blue text...

A different article, every night!

Oh, I, I swear!

The wiki better kill the gnats!

For when I'm a bureaucrat!

oh-oh-oh-oh

When I'm a bureaucrat!

oh-oh-oh-oh

When I'm a bureaucrat!

Yeah. I got bored. :3

To explain some things..this isn't about being a bureaucrat as much as getting known on the wiki. Also, Musou and Nalyd (were) married, and they have lots of babies x_x. Also, "The wiki better kill the gnats" was completely random, "gnats" just rhymed with "Bureaucrat". Okay, well, comment! :3