User blog:JackofallCCtrades17/101 Ways to Leave Total Drama: Episode 1 - The True Drama Begins

To learn the premise of the show, click here. For an introduction to the new hosts, click here.

For important purposes, the first episode will be about introductions. The next episode, then we will get to the fun part; the challenges. If there is anything you would like to see do not be afraid to ask. Since all the contestants are here, I'm sure there are some interactions you would like to see. I would like to apologize in advance if I get the characters wrong, I just prefer not to make any mistakes that get people mad. And given how this fanbase has shown that they can get mad if a previously established character gets done wrong, I would really like to avoid that. Anyway, with that out of the way, here it is. I present to you, 101 Ways to Leave Total Drama.

Episode Begins
The camera pans to a large closed off carnival with a circus tent in the center. Standing by the entrance is a young man dressed in a fancy looking suit.

Jack: Hello ladies and gentlemen, pleasure to have your attention. (He says with a British accent and removes his bowler hat and subsequently bows)

Jack: My name is Jack, Jack Vonguarde; and I am going to be your host. Helping me is my brother Max- (he stops and looks around, but no one is there)

Jack: That's weird, I could have sworn he was right behind me. (He looks to the wall on his right, and sees a young man in a top hat and cape trying to climb over)

Jack: Maxwell, what are you doing?

Maxwell: What does it look like I'm doing, I'm trying to get over the wall.

(Jack facepalms with an annoyed look on his face) Jack: I told you, you have to wait until the game begins.

Maxwell: But Jack, it looks so fun. I want to go on the bumper cars, you know how much I like the bumper cars. (Maxwell shakes Jack during that last sentence)

Jack: Later brother, now introduce yourself to the audience!

Maxwell: Oh right, we're doing that now. My bad, (Maxwell faces towards the camera, removes his top hat and subsequently bows)

Maxwell: Hello audiences of Earth and beyond, my name is Maxwell Vonguarde. I am hosting alongside my twin brother Jack.

Jack: If they can believe we are actually twins, let alone related.

Maxwell: Ah come one Jack, you know just as well as I do that you don't mean it.

Jack: I know, I know. (Jack punches Maxwell's shoulder after saying that, Maxwell laughs)

Jack: Now I am sure you are wondering what happened to Chris McClean. Well, to put it bluntly...

Maxwell: Chris kept screwing up and getting lawsuits, so he's on temporary leave. They asked us to take over for a season, and it's gonna be a long one.

Jack: Sad but true, and I could not have put it any better myself. Yes it is true, we are going to be the hosts for this season. And it is indeed going to be a long one. We are bringing back every contestant from the main series to participate in the most thrilling, nail-biting, pressure increasing, blood pumping, seat edge sitting season yet!

Maxwell: Seat edge sitting? Really? This is our first job Jack, try not to make any mistakes. I promised you that, so it's only fair that you promise me. (Jack faces towards Maxwell)

Jack: Like I asked you! Anyway I promise. (faces toward the camera, Maxwell smiles with satisfaction)

Jack: So shall we explain the premise?

Maxwell: Let's!

Jack: In this season, our 52 competitors will be split into 4 teams of 13. They will compete in epic challenges spanning several unique and exotic locations. To start off, we are here at the gates of this circus/carnival. (Faces to Maxwell behind him)

Jack: Maxwell do you know what it is? (Maxwell shakes his head 'no')

Maxwell: Why don't we say it's both?

Jack: Good idea! (Jack faces back to the camera)

Jack: Okay so it is a circus-carnival. Heh, I like the sound of that. Anyway I digress, this area is but one of many we will travel to over the course of this game. To the winners go the spoils of the game, but to the losers...

Maxwell: They will have to send someone home, and those placed into the bottom will be faced with some of the most insane and death-defying eliminations you've ever seen. And we have 101 ways to do it.

Jack: Strap yourselves in audience, because this is going to be a bumpy and drama-filled ride the whole way through. Hold on to your hats, and do not adjust your set.

Maxwell: And don't press fast foward! (Jack turns to him confused)

Maxwell: Just covering as much ground as possible.

Jack: Riiiiight. (Jack turns back to the camera, again)

Jack: Irregardless of how or where or even when you watch this, you will not want to miss a second. So, let us begin! (Maxwell steps to the left of Jack, both turn their heads to each other and nod with a grin on Jack's face and a smile on Maxwell's)

Both brothers: Welcome one and all to 101 Ways to Leave Total Drama!

To Be Continued