User blog:InterGalaxtic03/Total Drama to the Movies! Episode 3 - Sherlock Groans (reupload)

For some reason I can't edit the original so, here is the re-upload. I hope you enjoy and before I get another horde of comments about Jim, the "screenhog", and I just want to say that I am still going to include his part in the episode because editing it out wouldn't feel right, but Jim won't be appearing again in my season, and I will be putting up a poll at the end of the episode. You guys can decide who will make cameos in future episodes and I will work them in. I hope that sounded fair, anyway, here is the episode. I don't like it, but I hope you guys do. Oh yeah and for this to make sense, you have to realize that this technically takes place between Slamdown and Collide.

Total Drama to the Movies! Episode 3: Sherlock Groans
Remaining Contestants

Fighting Rockies: Alexis, Makenzie, Troy, Rex, Ace, Holden, Jewels, Princess, Michael, Arin and Russell (11/11)

Killer Jackies: George, Chang, Yvette, Prudence, Alice, Jacey, Kyle, Nate, Reynold, Rose and Blast (11/11)

***

Chris: Last time on Total Drama to the Movies! We introduced all of our new contestants, and trust me some of them are really weird hehe. What am I saying? They're all weird. As of normal Total Drama fashion, the 22 contestants became two teams of eleven after a quick race to find their trailers. The Fighting Rockies consisting of - Alexis, Makenzie, Troy, Rex, Ace, Holden, Jewels, Princess, Michael, Arin and Russell and the Killer Jackies consisting of - George, Chang, Yvette, Prudence, Alice, Jacey, Kyle, Nate, Reynold, Rose, and Blast. This season is going to be really good, we're going to be having amazing movie themes such as - monster, fantasy, mystery, sci-fi and much more. Today's episode is going to be epic, I can guarantee. But that's up to you guys at home to decide. So grab your popcorn and your soda and stay tuned for this episode of the newest installment of the Total Drama franchise...Total. Drama. To the Movies!

''Silent. Everybody is fast asleep, some snoring in fact - Rex. In addition, Russell and Ace are fast asleep; Holden is also asleep clutching his prize snowboard. Suddenly, Michael wakes up, as the creep he is, he notices that something isn't right he looks below his bunk and sees that Troy is not present. He grimaces already cooking up a devious plan in his curiosity he decides to go to look for Troy, so he can use whatever he's doing to his advantage. Silently, he creeps out of the room and embarks into the studio.''

***

''Silent. Everybody except Princess is asleep. Arin appears to have fallen off his bed and is on the floor; Alexis is clutching her diary in her left arm, which creepily didn't fall out of her hand. Jewels seemed to be knitting something but it fell out of her hand and landed on Arin. Princess jumps off her top bunk and onto the floor so she can get a drink of water but then notices that Makenzie wasn't present. She shook it off but then decided against it and went out of the trailer to look for Makenzie.''

***

Troy and Makenzie are sat by the beachfront, they're watching as Chef's jeep goes into the lake.

Troy: *laughing, and pointing as Chef's Jeep starts sinking* Isn't that funny Makenzie, *an awkward silence lingers in the air* Come on Kenzie, I thought as a scientist freaky person you would enjoy, making a mess of things.

Makenzie: This is highly illogical and stupid. What is the point of destroying Chef's Jeep it will just make him more mad and cranky than he already is, that guy is nuts.

Troy: Come on, babe.

Troy nonchalantly puts his hand on Makenzie's, to which she quickly rebukes.

Makenzie: What are you doing? Idiot! *enraged* We met yesterday! I don't know what crazy land your living in where you think that you and I can ever happen, I don't like you, and did I mention this is like the first time I've ever talked to you.

Troy: Well, I thought that a fellow destructive person would actually enjoy my work.

Makenzie: *sighing* Well get another idiot who would enjoy destroying personal property.

Troy: [Conf.] What the heck is wrong with Kenzie? She seems like she would be a pretty open girl but she has a humongous stick up her bum, good thing I have a world record for breaking sticks. That girl is going to be singing my praises by the end of the season *chuckles*.

They hear footsteps.

Makenzie: What was that?!

''Close up of Makenzie and Troy holding hands, both in fear. Troy clutches a nearby twig. The person edges closer.''

Makenzie: *scared* Is that the part where we run away?

Troy: *shaking* Let's just see who's there.

''The face comes to fruition, they scream. It's Chef, holding a knife.''

Makenzie: [Conf.] I am scarred for life.

Troy: [Conf.] I am taking this footage to my grave if the guys back in my sorority find out that I peed my pants when I saw an old man with a knife. *caught off guard* Oh wait, I forgot. The peeing my pants part never happened *laughs awkwardly*.

Chef Hatchet: *indignantly* What did you kids do to my JEEP!!!

Troy: Yep, now we run.

''Makenzie shuffles around in her pockets and then finds something a blue substance. She throws it to the floor.''

Makenzie: Bye Chef, we're going *waves sarcastically*.

They end up in front of the trailers.

Troy: *smiling* That was cool, Princess.

Princess: *offscreen* *sleeptalking* Did someone say my name? *falls out of bed*.

They both chuckle.

Makenzie: As much as I hate to say it, that was fun. Can't wait to destruct something tomorrow.

Troy: *surprised* You want to destroy things...with me?

Makenzie: Your a weird one Troy, but who am I to talk about weird. I'm going to catch some zzz's. Goodbye.

Troy: She's...nice.

Just about as Troy enters the trailer Michael stops him and starts working his magic.

Michael: *deviously* Hello, Troy.

Troy: Oh hi Michael, what brings you out so early.

Micheal: I could ask you the same question. I was just wondering, you know, you're a very valuable member of our team.

Troy: *confused* I am?

Michael: Of course, haven't you seen yourself in action. You're approachable easy to talk to and not to mention strong. I was just thinking, every night we should hold team meetings, and that you should lead them. Wouldn't you agree, that would be an amazing role for you. Don't you agree?

Troy: Thanks for the suggestion, but I kind of have a thing with Mak-

Michael: That's fine Troy, but everyone is depending on you, I am depending on you. Let everyone down and break stuff with a nut, the choice is yours.

Troy walks the opposite way to Michael who gives off a devious smile, he knows he successfully peer-pressured Troy.

Michael: [Conf.] You might be thinking what use I have out of peer pressuring Troy, it's simple he's a simple person Troy. He's a perfectionist, once he finds out that Makenzie is really mad at him again he will try everything he can to regain his honor. Throwing him off his game and one less competitor to deal with. It's a good thing I got to Princess when I did, she doesn't know she's part of my evil plan. Once she riles up Makenzie getting her really excited for her next night with Troy she'll be actually looking forward to it. Which makes her anger at him all the more satisfying. Thank you, Troy, thank you, Makenzie, for making it so easy to eliminate you. Bye-bye Troy, bye-bye Makenzie. *grimaces*

Unlike the Fighting Rockies, the male Killer Jackies are all awake and oddly all happy even though the lost the last challenge.

George: Why are you idiots all so happy? We lost the first challenge, the other team is in there and probably getting ready to kick our butts in the next challenge!

Cut back temporarily to the Fighting Rockies fast asleep.

Back to the Killer Jackies.

Kyle: *chillaxed* Loosen up, why don't you. The first challenge was nothing we'll win the next few come on have faith in us.

George: *relaxed* I'll have faith all right *angry again* When we finally win a challenge! It's hard to have faith when I'm the only normal guy here - you're an optimist, Nate is just bland as cardboard, and those two are playing with toy cars! *points to Reynold and Blast*.

Reynold: It's not a toy car if it makes car noises.

George: [Conf:] Idiots! I'm actually on a team filled with idiots, no one makes any sense, nothing makes any sense here! *growls* I wish I was on the same team as Michael he seems so perfect and *sighs* I'm stuck with these peons.

Kyle: Okay George, I'm done with you being a self-entitled little brat. We are all a team here; we need to work together, you know like the team we are.

George: Self-entitled little brat? Sounds like an American type of thing.

Kyle: [Conf.] F*** that loser he's an annoying d***. Sorry, let me start again, and keep my cool, it's not like me to blow up like that, but that George is really getting on my nerves, he's annoying and he doesn't appreciate my American patriotism. I'll show him, American style. I hope the girls are doing better than we are.

***

Cut to: Yvette curling her head with a curling iron.

Rose: I'm trying to write a story about my first night here, but nooooo, Rose gets no peace.

Rose facepalms in agony, Chang approaches Yvette.

Chang: I hate to be the bearer of bad new Yvette, but I can't sleep.

Yvette: *deadpan* And?

Chang: *trying to stay calm* You and your crazy conspiracies *blowing up* I can't sleep with you telling me all this stuff, what's going to happen next a brick will be thrown at my head!?

Yvette: *thinking into the future* No, no brick. Just a pen.

Chang: Wait, what -

''Chang looks back momentarily and is hit in the back of the head by a pen. She retires to her bunk underneath Prudence's.''

Chang: Can never get any rest around here!

Prudence: You okay, you seem a bit sour.

Chang: *sighing* Sorry, I'm not normally like this, it's hard being the calm one the whole time, and being the bigger person. You wouldn't understand.

Prudence: No, I wouldn't. I'm the youngest out of three children, my parents had pretty much thought they wouldn't be having any more children, so I've always been perceived as a mistake the rotten apple in the bunch of golden ones. I never fit in, and I was never destined to. Having two older brothers who are double your age, always babying you, it's just tiring. I've always been the smaller person in a world of bigger people, that's why I came to this show.

Chang: Wow, that's really sad, I'm sorry, I don't really have a sob story like you though. I'm a poor only child who immigrated from China when I was 3. I've been faced with racism my whole life, but I've just tried to be calm the whole way through.

Prudence smiles at Chang, after a while Chang smiles back.

***

Chris: *overly happy* Good morning campers.

Silence.

Chris: Oh, I see, not in the chatty mood today *sad* I'm offended.

George: *groggily* And we should care why?

Chris: Because, when I'm mad I do stuff like this *he pulls a lever, a ton of blood pours on the ground and also an array of sharp needles and tacks find there way on the floor* yeah, like that.

The campers scream in shock.

Yvette: Not even I predicted that.

Arin: *to Princess* I can carry you all the way there, my friend.

Princess: I'm not your friend.

Arin: [Conf.] What is her deal, my mom said that all I needed to be was chivalrous, I don't think it's working.

Reynold: What's the challenge?

Chris: If you let me finish, you could find out. Today's challenge is a murder mystery. For your pre-challenge, TD veteran Izzy will help lay traps as you walk across the racetrack.

Holden: Aren't the tacks and needles traps enough?

Chris: Shut up, each team will have to pick one person to do the race, the first person to pass the line gets a distinct advantage in part 2. Teams chose your players.

Russell: I'll run, I'm a very fast runner.

Michael: Sure you are noodle legs.

Russell: Just let me do this, I'll prove myself.

Michael: *backing down* K.

Russell': '[Conf.] Wow, Michael is so much more of a follower than I thought, he's just so blah. I can use him later. If he makes it later that is when is later exactly? It doesn't matter! When later comes I'll be ready.

Michael': '[Conf.] *playing chess, with himself?* Russell thinks he's all that, just another pawn. *he throws a pawn in the sink*

Chris: Okay, Russell, George take your places.

George: You're going down geekwad.

Russell: Sure I am.

Chris: Ready, set, go!!!

They start running, Russell starts running carefully avoiding the tacks, George starts gaining ground.

Izzy: *overhead in a plane, dropping smoke bombs* Contestants go boom boom! *sends down a couple more*

Chef: Jeez, we might not have any left by the end if you keep on dropping them like that.

Izzy: Hahaha! *she drops a few more, Chef facepalms*.

George: Hey, watch it!

Russell gets hit by one a lands about 15m ahead of George, Russell slides on his butt further across the line.

George: Hey, you ain't getting away that easily!

''George thinks up something and throws his Gameboy at Russell stopping him, stunning him. George runs ahead and gets to the finish line.''

Killer Jackies: Yes!

Chris: The Killer Jackies win a-

Suddenly, an anvil falls on Chris' head, he dies?

Chef: *jumping out of the plane* Oh my god!

Izzy jumps off of the plane and into a tree.

Izzy: *excited* Whee! *falls* Argh, I think I hit my head.

Chef: Chris, is dead?

Jacey: Well no? He just likes laying around in pools of blood.

''Chef paces around. ''

Chef: *screams* New challenge, find out who killed Chris and bring them to me!

Chef jumps in the plane and flies away.

***

Fighting Rockies pace around the studio grounds, 'team captain' leading the way.

Ace: I can't believe it Chris Mclean - host of all things holy - just dies on us, *indignantly* I didn't even get the chance to give him what he deserves. A punch to the face. But, don't worry guys you have me.

Princess: *sarcastically* Oh wise captain Ace, guide us through this treacherous time, we are all defenseless and weak, we need your guidance.

Ace: *oblivious* Exactly what I wanted to hear.

Rex: For someone who claims to be almighty you really are thick.

Ace: *angry* What did you call me?

Rex: *deadpan* Nevermind, you're not just thick, but you're also deaf, aren't you?

Ace: Why are you trying to be such an authoritarian. I'm just trying to be nice.

Rex: *deadpan* This is you being nice?

Ace: No. This is me starting to get angry at someone who is denying my authority.

Rex rolls his eyes.

Rex: Our team needs a captain, someone who can guide this team properly and I am the-

Alexis: *fed up* You two need to calm down, Ace no one ever said you were team captain; and Rex you need to take a chill pill, literally.

Rex and Ace look ashamed.

Holden: *looking on the bright side* Chris Mclean is dead, you heard Chef. We need to find out who killed him and bring back justice to daytime TV!

The Fighting Rockies: Yeah!

Arin: Well, what are we waiting for? It's time to solve this murder mystery!

'''Confessional. Michael: My team is filled with actual idiots, Chris obviously isn't dead: did any of them watch Total Drama Action? Chris isn't dead he never dies, sadly.'''

Russell: Come on idiots, I think I know who killed Chris.

He looks up in the air.

Russell: Chef has lots of leads.

Ace: Hey, I'm the-

Everyone stares down Ace.

Ace: I mean, continue.

Russell: I'll need to build a plane to catch up to him though.

Everyone facepalms.

***

The Killer Jackies are sat around deciding what to do, sans Alice.

Blast: So...what's our plan?

Everyone looks at Yvette.

Yvette: Just because I can tap into the future doesn't make me a fortuneteller.

Rose: Tapping into the future makes you a fortuneteller, brainiac.

Alice comes in wearing a Sherlock Homes outfit.

Alice: I've got an idea!!

Chang: Your idea is to dress up as a British guy? We're doomed.

George: Your catching on to that now?

Alice rolls her eyes.

Alice: The outfit isn't the point guys, the point is that this is going to give me the motivation to interrogate.

She pulls a magnifying glass to her eye.

***

The Fighting Rockies are sat around as Russell constructs his plane.

Jewels: This was a bad idea, we've been watching you aimlessly build a plane for the last hour and a half, do you even know how to build a plane?

Russell: Well, flying a plane and building are kinda the same thing right?

Arin: No, they are completely different things!

Makenzie: *raising her hand* I can build planes.

Alexis: Then y didn't you say so in the first place.

Makenzie: Russell looked pretty competent.

Holden: He's only found two pieces of metal with your makeshift metal detector.

Makenzie: I try.

10 MINUTES LATER

Makenzie: Come on guys, lets fly.

Princess: Did I mention I'm afraid of heights.

Michael: Too late now. You guys go ahead I'm just going to stay here for a bit, you know, to do stuff.

Arin: Okay, don't get lost dude.

''Michael smiles deviously. The rest of the team get off into the air and start attempting to follow Chef .''

***

Alice and The Killer Jackies get their first lead.

Alice: Come on guys, I've got our first lead, and our first suspect.

Reynold: Where's the person.

Alice: *looking up* Drop him, Carlos.

Jim, for Total Drama Super Slamdown, is dropped from the sky.

Jim: Youse think I killed Chris? Youse lot are insane, Blake come down here.

Blake jumps down from the air as well.

Blake: I can vouch that Jim didn't kill Chris, even though he had a plan to destroy his care-

Jim: Hey Blake, I thought youse said we'd never speak of that again?

Blake: *scratching his head* Speak of what again.

Jim: That's the stuff.

A grappling hook comes down and they are lifted back on to the air.

Blast: How do they do that?

Nate: How doesn't matter you knucklehead, what matters is why Alice's lead stunk.

Nate: [Conf.] You know what, for the first time in my entire life I insulted someone. It feels good, I'll just try not to make a habit of it for the sake of my buddy Kyle, well technically we aren't buddies since we kinda just met about 20 hours ago, but hey! Friends are friends.

Kyle: I agree with Nate, Alice have you got any more bright ideas.

Alice: Erm...no. *whispering* Carlos, shoo.

The helicopter leaves.

Chang: Why did you sneak a lot of villains into a helicopter.

Alice: How'd you know?

Chang: Yvette told me.

Yvette smiles awkwardly.

Alice: Okay, we should split up, so we can get across more land. Kyle, Nate, Reynold, Rose and Blast you guys are with me, you gals can play amongst each other, or do something useful. Ciao.

Alice, Kyle, Nate, Reynold, Rose and Blast leave.

George: I am not a girl!

Jacey: Great advice, Alice, just stand around here waiting to be killed. Right guys.

Jacey looks behind herself, the rest of the sub-team is gone.

George: Uh-oh.

***

Troy: *Troy is slumped by the deck of the plane admiring Makenzie* Aww, Makenzie is so cute when she's bossy.

Holden: Dude, you need to keep your eye on the prize and stop admiring Makenzie, I know you like her and all, but come on you can't win when your obsessed over a girl.

Troy:  How do you know I like Makenzie? I mean, I don't like her.

Holden: It's not like I didn't notice you when you snuck out to see her last night and when you kissed her.

Troy: What, that never happened.

Holden: Sorry, I've been reading too many of Kaele's dirty fanfictions. *nervously laughing*

Troy: Who?

Holden: Nevermind. My point is that if you want to be with Makenzie it's okay, I'm just warning you of the detriments, you get nervous around her bro.

Troy: No, I don't.

Holden: Makenzie, get over here!

Troy: Wh-what are you doing?

Holden: You don't like her, what's the problem.

Troy: [Conf.] That was a jerky move, Holden is dead. I'm already cooking up and idea for revenge in my mind.

Makenzie: Hi, Troy, Hi, Holden.

Holden: Hi, Kenzie.

Makenzie: Why did you call me over here, I was kinda steering the plane.

Holden: Yea, but there's something that Troy wants to tell you.

Makenzie: What is it Troy.

Troy: Erm, you know what. I've got tell you something Makenzie.

Makenzie: Yes, I know that's why I'm here isn't it.

Troy: I like you.

Makenzie slaps Troy in the face.

Makenzie: Sorry, impulse. I don't like you Troy.

Troy: But, but, what about what happened tonight.

Makenzie: You're so thick, how could I like you after one night, sure we're friends, but a relationship, hello no! I don't like you in that way, Troy, don't you understand.

Troy: You know what, you're dead Makenzie and so are you, Holden.

Makenzie: [Conf.] Troy is being a huge baby about this, why can't he understand I'm not meant for him before today the only boy I'd talked to was my dad. Why would Troy find interest in me, plain Jane *sighs*.

Holden: [Conf.] Was I pushing Troy to hard, I kinda feel sorry for him I could tell he actually liked Kenz. Oh my gosh, I feel really bad now.

Troy storms off and then falls off the plane.

Holden: Oh my gosh! I knew that Troy liked action and stuff, but jumping off a moving plane that's crazy even by his standards.

Makenzie: He was darted you idiot. And so are you?

Holden: I am.

Holden falls off the plane too.

Makenzie: And if the slapstick counter is ticking as much as I suspect, I'm darted as well.

Makenzie falls off too.

***

Nate: Any bright ideas?

Alice: Yes as a matter of fact.

Reynold: That's what you said an hour ago and you led us to the craft service tent.

Alice: Yes but this time, I really do. I've got a friend who can help us.

Kyle: And who may that be?

Out of nowhere, Abbey appears.

Abbey: Hello.

They all scream apart from Alice.

Alice: Hey Abbey how goes you?

Abbey: *sarcastically* Great *deadpan* If being asked to come back for another season of Total Drama is any indication.

Alice: But what about that rant that you posted on Tweeter about how you were so annoyed at your placement and how your underling turned on you.

Abbey: Alice, I think we both agreed we would never speak of that again.

Blast: *to Reynold* I got a bad case of déjà vu.

Abbey: What do you want?

Alice: Chris is dead.

Abbey: *gleefully* He's dead? *noticing the awkward silence* I mean, continue.

Kyle: We need to find out who killed her.

Abbey: You might want to look in the abandoned forest.

Nate: What abandoned forest?

Abbey: The abandoned forest in the middle of this movie studio.

Reynold: Who keeps a forest in a movie lot.

Blast: Anyway, what does this have to do with an abandoned forest.

Abbey: *facepalms* 90% of main character deaths happen in abandoned forests.

Awkward silence.

Abbey:  *sighing* That means go look in the abandoned forest for evidence.

''Awkward silence. ''

Abbey: Go!

***

Michael is deviously watching as everything goes on between two trees: George and Prudence are walking through the abandoned forest.

Prudence: *trying to be nice* You okay?

George: *nothing*

Prudence: You want to talk about your depressing life?

George: *nothing*

Prudence: [Conf.] I try to be nice, but if he wants to do the silence treatment then two can play that game.

George: *shrieking* Erm, Prudence!

Prudence is silent.

George: Prudence!

Prudence: I'm not talking to you anymore so, George? George?

Prudence can see that George has been shot and is dragged away by a woman in black spandex with a mask covering her head who is holding a bag which has all of the captured contestants in it.

Prudence: *screams*

''Prudence is shot and taken away, stuffed into a sack. Alice and the rest of the team get there.''

Alice: We're here.

Alice and the rest of the team are shot, except Nate.

Nate: Hello, lady get ready to go down.

''An arrow is shot, Nate dodges about 5 at a time doing fancy backflips and front handsprings. He gets to the lady and with a roundhouse kick knocks her to the ground.''

???: *groans*

All of the people in the sack jump out.

Nate: You guys could get out the whole time? You weren't even unconscious.

Holden: I found out I was actually claustrophobic and kinda threw a hissy fit.

Nate: K, time to find out who you are.

Nate rips off the mask.

Nate: Who's that?

No one knows apart from Alice.

Alice: Oh I know, that's...Blaineley?

Blast: Still who?

Alice: Blaineley from Total Drama World Tour.

Blast: Oh.

Alice: Why would you want to come back to Total Drama?

Blaineley: Well, since I recovered from my wounds, I wouldn't get a job, nowhere would take me.

Kyle: I wonder why it might be because you stuff people into burlap sacks.

Blaineley: Shut up. So I decided that I should get rid of Chris and get this job, he signed a waiver of course. I pretended to be his lawyer.

Makenzie: Wait, Chris is actually dead?

Blaineley: No, but he's going to be in the hospital for a long time *laughs*. So your going to have me Blaineley as your new host.

Everyone groans.

Blaineley: Come on I'm not that bad.

Nate: But you are.

Blaineley: Shut up, anyway since Nate got me the Killer Jackies win, The Fighting Rockies will have to return for the first elimination of the season, wait, where are those people?

***

Russell: Come on guys, I'm sure Chris is somewhere close.

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Arin: I'm still confused, who is Blaineley.

Blaineley: Stop asking questions. Lets cut to the chase, voting time. Okay, if you are through you will get a bag of popcorn, Alexis, Troy, Rex, Ace, Holden, Jewels, Princess, Michael you guys are safe. So is Arin.

They all get their peanut bags.

Blaineley: Makenzie you were voted because you didn't mention your ability to manufacture planes until it was too late. Russell, you are in the bottom two because you couldn't build a plane and your Chef lead was bust. The person going home is Russell, chop chop now. Lobster awaits. This season's elimination device is the Hollywood boot, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Russell is forced in front of the boot and is about to be eliminated.

Russell: You guys made a mistake I was going to rule this game a mistake has been made I'm going to kill you-

Russell is kicked by the Hollywood Boot, it doesn't go far enough though as Blaineley wanted.

Blaineley: Chef! It was meant to have 10,000 miles airtime, what is this?!

Chef: I don't take orders from you.

Blaineley: Well you'll have to soon. Anyway, you guys better get some shut-eye because you've got a long day of challenges soon.

The campers sigh.

Blaineley: Goodbye viewers, and remember, I'm in charge now *chuckles maniacally* *she is hat with a spatula* Hey! Cheeeffff!!!

End credits.

Russell (10/11) Alexis, Troy, Rex, Ace, Holden, Jewels, Princess, Michael, and Makenzie

Makenzie 1/11) Russell

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