User blog:Gumball2/Gumball2's Opinions on Every Character

I know that this has been done to death on blogs and profiles, but I guess it's a rite of passage at this point for this wiki. But I thought I'd do something different for this countdown. This time, I'm going to include Chris, Chef, Blaineley, and even Mr. Coconut. Also, I'm not going to rank someone low on the list just because they "didn't get enough screentime". Any character can be interesting and there's a lot to learn about them if they get them proper sreentime. And I will not let the decisions to have their screentimes cut ruin an otherwise good character. Will you see some "under-developed" chracters lower on the list? Sure, but I take into consideration both what the writers do with them and how I personally view them. So without further a do, I give to you my forty-one character ratings.

39- Chris McLean
Oh, Chris...where did you go wrong? Was it when you got into this business? When you snuck into a movie theater playing Transformers when you were seven? Ah, who really gives a crap! '''

It's this guy that makes you question whether this show is actually or not; the guy you want your head on a platter when he kills your teenage daughter in a Michael Bay production. The writers have gone way too far with making sure he's guy you should hate. I will admit he was alright in Island- a host who acted like a regular reality show host, while picking up some tactics to spice things up.

And I think it's here that I should address my opinion on Action. I can understand the hate this show gets, but I think there's also plenty of redeeming factors. And even with it's baffling issues with Character Derailment, numerous exchanges of the Idiot Ball, and at times weak comedy, I don't think any of them are as bad as what the future seasons would bring.

Why do I bring up Action? Because I think that's the only season that portrays Chris as a human being. In "Master of Disasters", he gets worried over the fact that the contestants might die. And I actually liked him in that moment and I hoped that from there he would learn his lesson for the future. Maybe hold back a bit but still try to find interesting ways to make the show fun to watch.

But nope! That's where he starts to get worse. He starts in World Tour by constantly making up rules just to make sure that Heather and Alejandro are in the final two together. And you thought it was all just a coincidence? You know, with him saving screen-hogs with fake eliminations while leaving people like Cody and Noah to die in a ditch.

Then it got worse in Revenge when he came up with the Hurl of Shame which makes absolutely sense when you think about it. Whereas the first three seasons made some sense with the method of eliminations, this is just used to add awesomeness in the show's universe and sleazy, mean-spirited humor to us. The challenges getting more violent and him poking more and more holes in our willing suspension of disbelief and in our ability to treat this show with sincerity.

And don't even get me started on All-Stars! You can read that in my review.

So on the whole, this guy is just Michael Bay and NOT Jeff Probst.

38- Scott
If I were, like, the King of Language or something, and if I could determine what any word or phrase meant, the first thing I would do is go to every dictionary and reference guide and change the definition of "idiot plot" to Scott. Where at least Heather had just a little more strategy, this sack of ginger is more stupid than he looks. If anyone had just a little bit of common sense, then this guy would've been sent packing, but yet the writers insist that- like always- a story without conflict sure ain't a good one. It doesn't seem to matter what they or anyone else does, so long as they look bad and they survive until the very end.

This happens to apply to almost every "villain" this show has ever had, but Scott seems to have relied on the most luck that he didn't deserve. His strategy- if you can even call it that- is very similar to the booby traps in Home Alone 3; pushing luck way too far and the chance of failure is just to great to, well, fail. But, the writers declared him a villain and proceeded to give him special treatment.

He made it very obvious from the start that he was desperate to find the hidden immunity idol which should've made one question whether this guy could be trusted. When you think about it, w

hy would this guy go to great lengths just to get one? Does he really distrust his teammates to th

e point where he needs to find a stupid idol? It gets to the point where he makes fakes. AND HE EVEN SAYS IT DURING AN ELIMINATION IN FRONT OF '''EVERYONE! '''How can nobody take a hint?!

In addition, Mike didn't have to listen to Scott when he blackmailed him. Zoey would've been better off knowing that he has a mental health issue instead of pretending to switch personalities just so he can pull all sorts of crap off! And don't even get me started on his run-ins with Dawn and B!

All-Stars was a little better for him because he didn't d that. But his problem was that he was there. Until the final three.

37- Mike and Zoey
That's right, I'm counting Mike and Zoey as one person. A lot of people place Katie and Sadie as back-to-back ratings even though they're the same thing, but I'll get to them later.

Similar to the BFFFLs, these love-birds are like two arms on the same person (pardon me for my bad analogy, but at least it's more original than stiched at the hip).

Any way, Zoey is nothing without Mike. Hence why the three episodes that she doesn't have him completely suck becuase I guess she kind of lost it. And the reason she turned into Commando was becuase the medalion Mike gave her broke after a cliff fall. (What was that medallion made of, anyway?)

And Mike is just there to teach kids that some people are special and can be more than one person. And that person can do wacky stuff with it! And that one of them can be evil! And that it can be fixed by pressing a reset button! You know, for kids?

And, that's really about it for either of them. Two whole seasons summed up in what I just said.