No Pain, No Game

Two campers from the past return to the game as the two teams are dissolved and the campers face an excruciating challenge with individual immunity at stake.

Summary
Chris still has some tricks up his sleeve when Izzy and Eva return. And everyone must play a game on the Wheel of Misfortune.

Recap


The female campers are relaxing by the shore of the camp though there is clearly a level of distrust between them. Heather is about to snap at Lindsay for a minor mishap when she is interrupted by the sounds of the male campers returning on a yacht from their time at the spa. The guys talk about the luxurious treatment they received but Owen's offering of a plate of chocolate covered cherry blossoms is rebuffed by the ladies with LeShawna throwing something, then knocking the plate out of Owen's hands and falling into the lake.

Moments later, Chris announces over the PA speakers that as of that moment, the teams are dissolved and every camper is on their own. Chris is not done with the surprises, however, and moments later, Eva returns to the island (with dramatic music playing and a forty-foot wall of fire behind her). Eva declares she's going to pay special attention to the Bass team that voted her off earlier in the competition, though her early elimination was mostly Heather's fault. Gwen openly questions why Eva returned when Chris stressed repeatedly that once a camper is voted off, they can never return. Chris replies that he lied and LeShawna dissuades Gwen from arguing the matter. Bridgette quickly learns that she is the focus of Eva's attention and desire for revenge for remarks made earlier. Chris goes on to welcome the second returning camper: Izzy, who swings in on a jungle vine. Izzy states that she never left the island and was living in the woods in a beaver dam all the time she was gone. With that, Chris tells the campers to meet in the amphitheater for their next challenge.

Eva enters the girls' cabin and gets into a confrontation with Bridgette but LeShawna quickly gets between them, to Bridgette's relief, and in a confessional, LeShawna states that Eva is getting on her nerves.

Later, at the amphitheater, the campers are seated in a multi-level panel area and Chris says the next challenge will be one of torture called "Say Uncle". Chris says any camper who backs down from a challenge or does not last the minimum ten seconds will be eliminated and the winning camper will receive not just invincibility, a luxurious trailer as well. After introducing a mask wearing Chef as his assistant, Chris spins the Wheel of Misfortune for Duncan's challenge. For the challenge "Turtle Puck Shots", Duncan is forced to stand in front of a hockey net while Chef shoots grumpy, snapping turtles at him and Duncan, despite the pan, manages to move on to the next round.

For Lindsay, her challenge is Marshmallow Waxing, which has Chef applying a melted marshmallow mixture to her face for ten seconds, and she succeeds for success and moves on. Lindsay, with Eva's "encouragement", chooses Bridgette to be the next participant and her challenge is to stand in a barrel of leeches for ten seconds. Geoff volunteers to do the challenge in place of Bridgette but falls just short of the ten seconds required and is eliminated and takes his place in stocks used to display criminals in the Middle Ages. Owen is next and his challenge is wearing a pair of wooden shorts and enduring a woodpecker. A montage follows showing Gwen getting a nose hair plucked, DJ being enveloped and squeezed by a boa constrictor and Bridgette wearing a shirt composed of live bees.

Chris spins the wheel and says the next challenge will be spending ten seconds inside a large wooden crate with Sasquatchanakwa. Bridgette, with the other campers encouraging her, picks Eva for the challenge. Eva enters the box and emerges after ten seconds wearing a hat and boots that looked to be made from the beast. With Eva's success, Bridgette is eliminated and Chris goes on to show a series of clips that feature how other campers were eliminated and showed less conquer then Eva and cried uncle: Trent failing to jump over a row of skunks sitting between rocks, Gwen not handling ten seconds of New Age music, Lindsay unwilling to have her hair cut by Chef using a chainsaw which Chris calls the "Wawanakwa Hair Salon" and Owen unable to eat a large amount of ice cream without experiencing a brain freeze. Izzy is shocked by a pair of electric eels and likes it so much she asks to have it done again. Chris tells her she can pick the next participant and she chooses herself for a poison ivy spa treatment. Chris says the judges will allow this and she lasts the ten seconds but Chris points out that in doing so, she eliminated herself.

Chris announces that after twenty rounds of tortures, Eva and LeShawna are the final two contestants remaining. Chris tells LeShawna her challenge is participating in a log roll with a grizzly bear named Molotov that Chris points has been the European log rolling champion for the past twelve years. Chris says LeShawna must stay on the log for ten seconds and avoid certain death in the piranha infested waters around it. Chris gives LeShawna the opportunity to back out but she refuses and in the challenge, she stays on and Molotov falls in the water and emerges moments later almost completely stripped of his fur. With that, LeShawna wins individual invincibility and the brand new trailer full of food.

At the campfire ceremony later that night, Chris tells the campers that he's reviewed the confessional vote recordings and he has decided to show what people said and who they voted for. In the recordings, Heather votes for Eva, Duncan votes for Heather, Gwen, Bridgette, DJ, Geoff and Lindsay vote for Eva and Eva votes for Heather. With that, Chris says Eva, with six votes, has been voted off and Eva is shown in a straitjacket on the Boat of Losers moments later screaming that she'll get her revenge and saying that Izzy lied about where she spent her time but Izzy quickly changes the subject before that part continues and at her suggestion, the campers head off to Leshawna's new trailer to party.

Elsewhere, the Sasquatchanakwa and grizzly bear are in a remote cave and are seen trying on some of the camper's clothes to cover their missing fur. The Sasquatchanakwa puts on a hat that somehow looks like Geoff's, and Molotov tries on Katie's (or Sadie's) clothes.

Quotes

 * Chris: (after being reminded by Gwen about 'no one can ever return'): Oh yeah... that... yeah, I lied. Gwen: You can't do that. It's not fair. LeShawna: Whoa, girl, you reasoning with a loudspeaker. That just does not look good.


 * Heather: (About Eva) She was an audience favourite? Chris: Not really, but we liked her. Also returning to camp, iiiiiit's Izzy! Bridgette/Eva/Lindsay: Oh no! Gwen: Uhh, yeah. Trent: I'll never forgive myself for that one. You know, you're totally the last person here I'd leave buried in the sand if I had a choice. Gwen: Really? That's so sweet.


 * (attempting to do Bridgette's challenge) Geoff: NO, WAIT! I'll take her place. Lindsay: Awww, that is so romantic!


 * Eva: (to Bridgette) Here's a toe tag, surfer girl. You'll be needing it for later.


 * Chris: Izzy, who's your next victim? Izzy: Ooh, ooh, me, with a poison ivy spa treatment.


 * LeShawna: (about Izzy) Is it just me, or is that girl some kinda crazy?


 * Chris: (after phone call) Ok, the judges will allow it, but they want to know why. Izzy: I just wanna see how it feels.


 * Chris: LeShawna, it's up to you. Your final challenge is the Grizzly Bear Log Roll. LeShawna: The Grizzly Bear... say what?


 * LeShawna: (about the bear) I've seen scarier looking faces at the mall.


 * (After LeShawna beats the grizzly bear) Chris: LeShawna wins, so Eva is out. Eva: WHAT? No way! Chris: Waaaaaaay. She wins the challenge, invincibility and the grand prize.


 * LeShawna: (to Eva) You lose, I win, you lose, I win...


 * Chris: Ok, so first off, we ran out of marshmallows. Owen: NOOOO!


 * (voting in the confessional stall) Heather: Since LeShawna's immune, there's no other choice but rage-aholic Eva. (shows a picture of Eva with devil horns, a beard and a tail) Duncan: I vote for Heather, because I know she's behind Courtney getting kicked off. You'll pay for that, Toots. (to Courtney) If you're watching this on cable, I miss you, Babe. Gwen: Eva's a weirdo. So see ya. Bridgette: Please, please, Eva. I'm so glad you never air these. DJ: Eva's nuts. Sorry, girl. Geoff: It's gotta be Eva...unless I can figure out who snagged my other lucky hat. Lindsay: (rubbing her skin) I just can't get over how smooth this is. Anyway, I vote off Eva, cause she's scarier than Heather, 'Lakwesha', and Gwen combined. Eva: (Only her menacing eye is showing) Unless they want to leave in body bags, they better not say my name. I vote for Heather.


 * Chris: Lots of dirt revealed there, huh? But, in the end, it was still six votes against Eva. So, adios! Eva: What?!?! This isn't the end of me! You better watch your backs!! I'm not done! I'll get my revenge! (on the Boat of Losers in a straightjacket) I'm not done with you!!! Oh! and Izzy lied. She wasn't in the woods, she was... Izzy: Wow, she has issues, huh? Party at LeShawna's new crib!