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Emma-lee and Lisa

The girlfriends

Emma-lee. Lisa. Average

A.       9. 3.                6

I       9. 5.              7

L.       8. 6.              7

K     5. 7.             6

Emma-lee (15)

Emma-lee is a sceptic of any thing that is remotely fantastical, she was born on a cruise and frequently travels around the world with her adoptive parents, who are avid myth hunters. She has severe trust issues and only really trusts her adoptive parents and her girlfriend Lisa, but even these bonds of trust are weak.

She is from England and is a very academic student. She has a great love for mother earth and will try any sensible means to help save the Earth. She frequently has to quash her girlfriends eccentric ideas. The only thing she remembers about her real parents is the book (which she still has) of fairy tales her parents used to read to her before they told her how much they hated her and left her deep in the woods. This fuelled her hatred of lies and myths and all myths remind her of the fake world she lived in.sport is 5 foot 9

Very sport. She is apt in many sports including hurling, rugby, netball and basketball. She can man a boat, swim ,climb and fence very well her favourite colour is orange and she has a large cultural knowledge.

Her karma alternates between horrendous and excellent. Her and Lisa have a shared love of rock bands.

She is ocd set to go to Eton and wants to visit Argentina.

She hates abbreviations and is afraid of bunkbeds clowns and the damage she can cause.

She speaks 13 languages fluently.

Lisa (16)

Lisa can drive, is Canadian and is petrified of water.

She is horrifically clumsy and sometimes stupid.

She frequently wants to changes her team name to ridiculous things such as font eat dolphins.

She believes she speaks every language but she only speaks English.

She is from a heavily catholic straight and criminal family of 11.

Her 8 siblings are all arrested and straight so when someone asks about her family she likes to tell people that the rest of siblings chose to be a different form of straight to her.

Oh and she is gender neutral so all of Lisa's shes should be they.

TO BE CONTINUED