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What's up, guys. I'm HammerBro101 here, and in this blog, I will talk about my Top 10 reasons why Total Drama All-Stars is the WORST season of Total Drama.

Number 10
Number 10: The Merge Was Too Early.

Why would you merge 8 out of 14 contestants? That's WAY too early! Wouldn't it make more sense to merge 7 out of 14 contestants? Duncan made the merge for the fourth time! This proves that the writers don't know how to divide 14 by 2.

Number 9
Number 9: Casting Failures.

I understand making half the cast heroes and the other half villains, but why did you try to make half the cast Generation 1 and the other half Generation 2? There were some dynamic characters in that season, but compare it with the first generation cast, and there are not a lot that are All-Star worthy. They should have NOT considered Sam. Brick was originally going to return, but the writers thought it was easier to work with Sam for some reason. How? Brick is a total hero for sure. Sam was also brought back because he was one of the five main protagonists in Revenge of The Island, but Brick was also one of the five main protagonists and he made it further than Sam! Even Anne Maria was a better casting option than Sam. In fact, she was supposed to return, but she was cut in favor for Gwen. I see Anne Maria causing a whole lot of drama.

Number 8
Number 8: The Way They Determined The Heroes And Villains.

They still won't let Gwen hear the end of Duncan hooking up with her instead of Courtney, so they placed her on the Villains and Courtney on the Heroes. Are you freaking insane? Courtney has her own page on the Villains wiki, but Gwen does not. The teams started off bad enough, but they only got worse. How is Duncan a hero? He is an anti-hero! And Cameron is a villain? Why? What should've happened is Courtney switches teams with Gwen instead of Duncan, and Cameron gets eliminated instead of swapping teams to bring back Lightning. Lightning already won the previous season, but it would be nice to bring him back.

Number 7
Number 7: Spoilers.

The writers prove that they suck at writing episodes and don't know how to divide 14 by 2, but they also prove that they don't know how to keep their mouths shut. They even made spoilers in their episodes. In the first episodes, they spoiled the final four (Gwen, Scott, Zoey, and Mike). They released the elimination order the day they released the first episode.

Number 6
Number 6: Chris McLean's Sadism.

In Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action, he just liked messing with people. In Total Drama World Tour and Total Drama: Revenge of The Island, his behavior became questionable. But in Total Drama All-Stars and Total Drama: Pahkitew Island, he is atrocious! He goes as far as to refusing to feed his starving interns and eliminates Gwen for defacing a portrait, even though he defaces it.

Number 5
Number 5: Worthless Cameos.

We only got cameos from Owen and Ezekiel, who got enough line life. How about someone else from the second generation who didn't get to compete? Or how about someone else from the first generation?

Number 4
Number 4: Elimination Order.

The elimination order is awful. If you change the order, it would be a WAY better season. Also, Lindsay gets eliminated first. Alejandro and Lightning made it to the finals, so why can't they do the same thing to Lindsay?

Number 3
Number 3: Character Derailment.

All the work put into the first four seasons is now ruined. They went way too heavy on the stereotypes. They completely ruined their character, and by then, their eliminations were obvious. They made Lindsay dumb to the point where she doesn't know how to operate a baby carriage. They made Sierra so obsessed with Cody that she hallucinates and to the point where she thinks Cameron is Cody. Then Mal puts Cameron back in his bubble. There is an even worse case of character derailment.

Number 2
Number 2: Sundae Muddy Sundae.

This episode is the WORST case of character derailment. It also squandered any last sliver of hope this season had to not become the worst season of Total Drama. Gwen and Courtney have become friends again, only for Ed MacDonald to single handedly destroy their friendship.

Number 1
Number 1: The Final Wreck-ening.

What better way to end a crappy season than with an even crappier ending? Of all the characters they could have brought back to cameo, they ended up brining back Owen for the gazillionth time. They leave eight campers, more than half of this season's cast of fourteen contestants, to potentially die. Camp Wawanakwa, the very birthplace of the show, is now gone as well. Hey producers and writers, how would you like it if I blew up your houses with a grenade or rocket launcher?