User blog:Kgman04/"My Mints Will Be" - By BBKT Remixes

Parody of: My Prince Will Be

After a long period of time without TDF in songs, he's back!

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Kgman04

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When I was a stanky girl, I dreamed of my first kiss! It came from some guy named Chris! Except my breath smelled like pits! My mints will be white and tiny! My mints will be icy fresh! My mints will cost barely any money! My mints will vanquish all stress! When we kiss, my breath won't smell like poo! Shopkeeper: (annoyed) Are you gonna sing about the mints, or buy them?