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#18: The Daters

 * To the surprise of absolutely no one, I DESPISE The Daters. Not because of Stephanie's bad attitude (although that is certainly not helping), not because Ryan looks like Lightning's long-lost cousin, but because they are like 2007 Milk: Way past its expiration date. Some may accuse Step-Bros, Surfer Dudes, etc. of floating. But it was only the Daters who got last in a non-elimination twice AND were in the bottom two multiple times. Getting 6th place once they FINALLY went home...I just do not like them, K?

#17: The LARPers

 * Leonard was the face of the team: it was at this moment every knew The LARPers were doomed to be first outs. Tammy did absolutely nothing relevant. Combined with them showing up in 3 episodes total, and their only saving grace is that they did not outstay their (non-existent) welcome.

#16: Mom and Daughter

 * Throughout TD history, the local B&%)# has always been a constant force: First it was Heather, then Courtney, then Anne Maria (although, some may argue that she was more entertaining than the rest), then Mole-I mean, Amy, and now we have come to Taylor. Typical, cliche, rich girl who wants everything handed to her on a silver platter. Kelly, on the other hand, took a few episodes too many to finally lay down the law on her daughter. I am glad she did (and trust me, it was a great moment) but it was rather overdue.

#15: Best Friends

 * Sorry Gordon, I just do not like this team. I will give it props for one thing; it was different (the girl going after the guy for a change of pace.) But....oh, my, goodness, how stupid is Devin? Forget Lindsay, here is Total Drama's biggest idiot. It took him 24 EPISODES to finally kiss da girl and 18 or so to realize it; when, if a brain had been inside this man for the race, would have figured it out in Episode 2, kiss da girl in Paris, and gone home the same night. Let this team be a prime example of the inverse problem of storylines. Rushed storylines are bad...but ones that take forever are not good either. Oh, also Carrie has yellow bacon for hair.

#14: The A. Twins

 * Someone once asked me "who is the one guy Glass Joe beat?" And do you know what I told him? I pointed to the A. Twins and told him "most likely one of those two." The writer's attempts to make us feel sympathy for these two wimps did not work out to well (not after last time...) Mickey can be summed up as a total loser with an ugly helmet and Jay as a slightly less wimpy version of the same person without that helmet. At the very minimum, they did not take the cliche underdog route and even had a short-lived alliance with The Sisters.

#13: The Vegans

 * Whatever other people see in The Vegans, I do not. The only really good thing that the team ever did was Laurie beating up Don in Bjorken. Heck, the few times Vegans did anything relevant it was all Laurie; Miles may as well been a prop with how little she did. So while I understand why some people like Laurie and the other one more than they may like other teams, I am not one of those people.

#12: The Step-Bros

 * Without a doubt, your millage WILL vary with the Step-Bros. Some people hate them for their childish infighting. Others love them for that exact reason. I personally find myself on the neutral fence. I do not like nor hate them. However, I do think they get a bit too much flak. I think their infighting is dumb at times, but can also occasionally be entertaining. I feel no need to review Lorenzo and Chet individually because they both share the same personality for the most part. The one I like to call "What Corporate Executives think teenage boys are like."

#11: The Surfer Dudes

 * I will give Surfer Dudes one thing, their victory was certainly unexpected. It was good to see Geoff back in action since...well, Action. Brody was....eh, Brody I guess (Although his arm tattoo STILL looks familiar). Some people HATE this team just for stealing victory from a certain other team (I will get to them later.) While I do not think Surfer Dudes were the best choice for a winning team, they could have done far worse. After all, if you do not like Surfer Dudes as winners, you can always prefer...

#10: The Police Cadets

 * ...THIS team! The Good Cop-Rude Cop duo. I have some weird rankings, this is the first one. To some, this may seem VERY low of a rank for one of the top two ranking teams. But here me out; it is not because I disliked them, just that the other 9 teams ranked higher than them I liked more. What sold this team for a ton of people was MacArthur. Now while I do think MacArthur was great, it often felt at times that she was hogging the spotlight while Sanders just kind of sat in the background, playing second fiddle. Had they balanced out the Sanders:MacArthur ratio a bit better, the Cadets would be higher. But I aint hating, they are a good team and worthy of being this season's winners.

#9: The Fashion Bloggers

 * And coming in at the very fashionable middle, the almighty bloggers of fashion, Jen and Tom (more coming later)

#8: The Rockers

 * Your mileage will ALSO vary with Rockers. Some people like them for their fun gimmick. Others hate them because Rock is semi-bland and Spud is a lousy partner with insanely slow reaction time. What do I think? I think they are great. Why exactly? I...don't know. I just think they are cool. That's just about all I got. Not all my explanation are going to be long, clever, and detailed ya know...

#7: The Goths

 * There is some debate over who can be considered the most "liked" team in RR in the eyes of the fans. If I were to answer that question, I would probably have to give that award to The Goths. From they very beginning, I liked Goths because they were not artsy goths like Gwen was. They were hardcore goths with zero cares in the world. They frowned for 95% of their time on the race and they got a hardcore bunny named Loki out of it. They have earned their place in our heats with only 2 facials expressions...that takes skill.

#5: The Ice Dancers

 * AKA. Team Rocket invades Total Drama. For the longest of time, I figured Total Drama was never going to see another good villain after World Tour. Scott was a devil-in-plain-sight, Mal was an even BIGGER devil-in-plain-sight that was defeated with the PUSH OF A BUTTON, Scarlett had a one-episode stint, and Sugar was not evil, just a jerk. But then...The Ice Dancers changed that. They were so entertaining, that some people actually rooted for them in the Final 3, and I do not blame them. Not only were the Ice Dancers the source of a few laughs, but were so competent, that they only needed to sabotage 3 teams (Dudes, Cadets, and Goths) because everyone else they were just able to outrace. Josee was great, Jacques was great, good team!

#4: The Geniuses
....and yet, I just cant help but have a soft spot for them. Maybe its because I am quite the wiseguy myself, but I think its mostly cause they could have been great. Think, if you will, these two using their IQ's to overcome obstacles that most other teams fail to. Using equations to plot out courses of actions. Superior intellect to psychologically mess with the other teams, etc. Mind over Matter, if you will. But eh, I guess I can only dream...
 * Of all my weird rankings, this is probably the only one I can't really explain. In theory; I should despise The Geniuses: flat (in the personality sense), only did 1 relevant thing, were defeated by the most mundane thing possible (a BEACH TIDE?!), etc.

#3: The Sisters

 * In an alternate universe, Sisters were not screwed by Executive Meddling and won RR. Wherever that that alternate universe is, I wanna live in it. (more info coming later)

#2: The Tennis Rivals

 * If Ice Dancers are TD's version of Team Rocket, Tennis Rivals are TD's version of Statler and Waldorf. Keeping with my theme of weird rankings, we have the second-outs, Pete and Gerry, at second. Despite being the second team to bite the dust, I think they were amazing. Their jokes were funny (to me at least), they had good chemistry with one another, and they even dressed quite spiffy (I am now going to be arrested by the fashion police for saying that.) Did they really stand a chance of winning? No, but they could have stayed around a bit longer at least. Certainly longer then Fight-Break up-Make up-repeat did. Oh, also there is that whole thing where everyone thinks that Pete is Chris' father. Which, let's face it, we do indeed all think that no matter what Word of God says.

#1: The Reality TV Pros

 * And coming in at the top of the list, we have the seasoned TD veteran team of Owen and Noah. (more info coming later)

== /Drama Express/ == The Drama Express is an RP created by me. It features fourteen contestants; some new, some old, on a train called the Drama Express. They'll ride around the world, competing in challenges, and one contestant will be eliminated every week. Eventually, the teams will be merged and it'll be every man and woman for themselves; in the end, only one contestant will remain and win it all. Join Andrew, Anjana, Daniel, Harry, Hollywood, Lucas, Megan, Melanie, Milly, Nabae, Richard, Ryuji, Soonchan and Tiffany as they battle it out for the grand prize of $1,000,000! Watch as friendships develop, rivalries are formed, ill-advised romances are created, and betrayals come afoot! Stay tuned for the all the shocks, twists, turns and backstabbing...only on, The Drama Express!

1. Ryuji: The Japanese Iron Chef. NEWTU

2. Nabae: The Unpopular Nerd. Mint

3. Anjana: The Queer Oddball. GoGo

4. Melanie: The Evil Native. Mint

5. Lucas: The World Traveler. RBW

6. Soonchan: The Asian Prankster with an Afro. GoGo

7. Andrew: The Silent Player. Dark

8. Milly: The Trendsetter. Amy

9. Megan: The Spicy Tomboy. Amy

10. Richard: The Malevolent Rich Boy. Dark

11. Tiffany: The Internet Famous Girl. RBW

12. Harry: The Womanizer. RBW

13. Daniel: The Critic. MaxGuy

14. Hollywood Jones: The A-Lister. NEWTU

Friends List

 * 1) I remember when you first started coming on chat, and I thought you would just be another random user and at first I thought you were a troll. But afterwards we started talking more and I played your RNG game, and I found out how cool and smart you are, and how much we have in common. Nowadays you're my best friend on this, and any, wiki. Thanks for always being there for me, for giving me confidence in myself when I had none, for always being supportive of me and my antics, and for somehow being able to tolerate all my craziness. Being a chat mod with you has been the greatest thing ever and I hope we can keep being friends and being the The Reality TV Pros of the wiki. You're a great guy, and great friend and an amazing writer. I'm so lucky that, of all the people on this wiki, you became my best friend and I became yours, I couldn't ask for a better friend than you. We both have so many friends but I'm glad, by some route of life, we became closer than we did with other people and I'm so glad that happened. Even though you get on my nerves sometimes and I REALLY know I get on your nerves, in the end of the day, we always put aside our many differences in favor of a really awesome friendship. Sometimes I can hate you for your obnoxiousness but all in all, it adds to your massive charm and appeal which is why I love talking to you. You know me better than anyone and even though I feel like chopping your head off sometimes I have to admit, if you ever left the wiki, I would really miss you. Hell, I miss you when you leave chat to go play Overwatch. I love teasing you about shipping you with Cody, about how negative you can be, and a bunch of other stuff and you're so cool for letting it slide every time. Sometimes I've genuinely cyberbullied you but you forgave me and I think that's the coolest thing anyone's ever done. A rare compliment from you is worth the effort it takes to get it. Don't think I'll ever stop saying "Logan ily" on chat and hugging you at random times, because you should always know how awesome you are. Plus we're both tropers <3. Sorry for the long message but tl;dr you're smart, funny, cool and an awesome friend, and the best one I've ever had. ily.
 * Lol, mine one is totally opposite to RBW XD. But anyway, I still remembered our interaction and fun with each other in the early days before others (including RBW) come along. All in all, I'm happy that we are still friends and have each other's back (most of the time) :).  "Carrie is and will always be my fav character!! DON'T YOU DARE DISS HER!!"   Gordon003 (talk) 22:12, June 20, 2016 (UTC)
 * 1) You're still a stinkybutt :P
 * 2) DarkMaster999(You are a good person and also good friend ^^)
 * 3) Since your page looks more professional now, I'll put all the silly jokes aside. It's a pleasure to know you. It's nice to see someone cares about the chat as much as you, and it's always nice to see friendly and active users on the wiki. :) -
 * 4) You're an awesome person, you're great at writing fanfics, I like our interesting conversations, and you're a good friend. And I'll never forget our best moment of our friendship when I farted on chat and you said, "..." ~GoGoGadget831
 * 5) Why not..?  I don't know how to pick a lock?!   You can try! [[Image:idklock.png|100px]] 19:37, July 6, 2016 (UTC)