User:Stryzzar/Ridonculous Roleplay Boney Island Audition Tape

Ennui
Camera opens on a dimly lit bedroom illuminated only by candle light. Thunder crashes outside the window, and silhouette appears in the lightning strike. After normal lighting returns, silhouette revealed to be Ennui.

Ennui: "Hello mortals, welcome to my comfortable abode. I have heard of a show called Total Drama. I've also heard it involves pain, drama, and near-death experiences. You producers are cold and dark. I like it. After all, you can't lock up the darkness. Why not embrace it?"

Candle burns out and the room darkens, ending the audition tape.