User blog comment:DarkRecon/Pahkitew Island Character Stereotypes and Predictions/@comment-11496423-20131012211126

Here's what I think:

Ella: Yes she looks like a princess and all, although it's going to be akward considering how the animals would surround her when she uses the confessional, possibly she's a friend to all living things.

Leonard: I think Ella could obliviously mistake him as one of the Seven Dwarves, and that he'd point out to her that he's an elf out of frustration, how funny would that be?

Max: To paraphrase Alejandro: Compared to him, Scott's a saint.

Topher: A less crazy version of Sierra, who even considers Chris to be his idol.

Jasmine: A G rated version of Laura Croft (before the 2012 reboot of Tomb Raider), and a female version of Manitoba Smith (one of Mike's alternate personalities).

Amy & Samie: Twin sisters, how interesting.

Dave: On a scarcasm meter between 1-10 I think he'd break that scale.