User blog comment:WinstonMacdonald/Overrated character!/@comment-12762816-20140512172256/@comment-5221692-20140512192258

..... Grrr... STOP PRAISING HIM! The more you praise him, the stronger he gets!!!! HOW IS EVERYONE SO OBLIVIOUS TO THIS CONCEPT!?!?

He is NOT that great! ANYTHING can be better than him! ANYTHING! Even ME! Especially me! I.... i.... *sobs*

Who am I kidding? I'M SO JEALOUS OF HIM! Why can't I be perfect, like he is? Life is so unfair!