User:Rainbowderp01/TDA Aftermath I: Trent's Descent (Transcript)

[TDA aftermath theme song]

Trent: You can have my toast, Gwen.

Gwen: [sighs]

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Trent: It was a good movie! Right? Gwen?

Gwen: [sighs]

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Trent: I dub thee... Casa Gwen.

Gwen: [sighs]

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Trent: Got anything in a G?

Gwen: [sighs]

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Trent: But I can't leave without saying goodbye to Gwen!

Gwen: [sighs]

Trent: Gwen!

Gwen: [sighs]

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[ Theme song ]

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[TDA aftermath theme song]

[audience applauds]

Geoff: What's going on everyone? Welcome to the brand new, totally off-the-hook Total Drama Action Aftermath show!

[applause]

Bridgette: We're coming to you live to dish everything Total. Drama. Action!

Geoff: This is where the real action is! Yeah! I'm Geoff.

Bridgette: And I'm Bridgette.

Geoff: You may remember us from such series as Total Drama Island and its even more thrilling sequel, Total Drama Action! Hoo!

Bridgette: Which we were voted off of for kissing and lost out on a million bucks.

Geoff: I still say making out makes for awesome television.

[laughter]

Geoff: But hey, now we've got our own show, and this is way more fun, right? Yeah!

[cheering]

Bridgette: [chuckles] Right. Now we get to hang with you! And we're super stoked for the new season!

Geoff: What'd you guys think of it so far? The film lot. Totally awesome, right?

[applause]

Geoff: We are so psyched to be here!

Eva: Yeah, speak for yourselves.

Geoff: I was speaking for myself. Heh. But glad you reminded us you're here. Eva, everyone!

[cheering]

Geoff: We've brought along all our peeps from last season!

Bridgette: They may be losers, but not in our book, right Geoff?

Katie: Aww.

Sadie: That is so sweet, you guys.

Geoff: All right! We've got Cody!

Bridgette: And Noah! Ezekiel.

Geoff: Haha! Yo, homeschool! Haha! Let's give it up for Eva!

Bridgette: Katie and Sadie!

Katie: Oh my gosh!

Sadie: We are so super excited to be here!

Geoff: And a shoutout to Courtney!

Courtney: We are gonna sue the pants off this show, Michael.

Geoff: Uh... whoops. Uh, okay.

Bridgette: And Tyler!

Geoff: There you are, dude! Will somebody please tell Lindsay?

[laughter]

Bridgette: We've also got a ton of texts and emails from all of you!

Geoff: Plus, we'll have a couple of you on webcam, which is super, super cool.

Bridgette: Izzy, I mean Kaleidoscope, will be here!

Geoff: And of course, Trent!

[applause]

Bridgette: Aww, poor Trent, right? What happened to him is just so wrong.

Sadie: We felt so terrible for Trent. Like, he went nuttier than my sister's peanut allergy. Hi, Cindy!

Katie: But he's still so super cute! I barf in my mouth a little every time I think of what happened to him.

Sadie: Oh my gosh, me too! [gags]

Geoff: Uh, okay, cool. Thanks for that. It's almost time to welcome our first guest. But first... take a look.

[static]

Bridgette: Izzy's time on Total Drama Action may have been short...

Geoff: But it was a real wild ride.

Bridgette: The girl got a monster crush.

[squeak]

Geoff: And later, suffered a serious blow at the hands of Chef Hatchet.

Bridgette: [chuckles] Chef thinks he's killed her.