User:SuperMaxGuy104/Ridonculous Roleplay Max (The contestant, not me :P) Audition

Audition


Static cuts to solid black. You can hear movements close to the camera and noises as if someone were to be messing around with it. Among these noises a voice can be heard.

Max: "How do I even open these-"

Right then, the blackness opens up from the middle, like how eyelids open the eye, and reveals a short, chubby teen with purple hair wearing a gray vest right in front of the camera view.

Max: "There we go, an evil mastermind like me should know how to open up the lens covers of a camera." He says.

The teen takes a few steps back and reveals a small room with many purple lights on the walls, a computer off to the left and a bed with purple wires over it connecting to something. Centered on the back wall is a window, which the teen is standing in front of.

Max: "Good evening producers of Total Drama, the name's Max. Now, you may not know who I am, not shocking since I don't go outside that much. I spend most of my time studying. 'Studying for what?' Is what you may be asking yourself right now. Why, I'm studying for the ultimate plan. What's this ultimate plan? It is the plan of any super villain and mastermind, WORLD DOMINATION!!! And joining Total Drama will be my perfect opportunity in setting this plan into action! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

Max: "When I join Total Drama, I will do whatever it takes to win that million! I will not hesitate to sabotage others. I will not hesitate to betray others. Heck, even if I have to team up with others, I won't hesitate in doing so. But making friends is not why I am here. With that million, I will be able to get the correct materials and finally build the ULTIMATE WEAPON FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!"

Max: "Total Drama has never seen an evil like me! No reality shows has ever seen an evil like me! I AM EVIL!!! MUAHAHAHA-"

A muffled, adult female voice can be heard shouting from somewhere in the house.

Max's Mom: "Max! Dinner's ready!"

Max: (shouting back) "Not now Mom! I'm making an audition for Total Drama!"

Max: (looks back at the camera) "So as I was saying-"

Max's Mom: (shouting) "We made Spaghetti!~"

Max: (shouting back) "Oooh! I love Spaghetti!"

Max quickly looks back at the camera in embarrassment.

Max: "Hehe, pick me producers! I'm telling you, I will be a force to be reckoned with!"

Max forgets to turn off the camera and starts to run to the door, but is seen tripping over something out of the camera's view.

Max: (muffled on the floor) "Ugh, why do I even still have that filthy, old, broken mind-control headset laying around?"

Max gets back up and turns off the camera, which cuts to static.

Confessional


Static cuts to Max sitting in an outhouse.

Max: "So I made it onto the Island, step one of my plan is complete! My plan is going perfectly. Now it's time for step two of my evil plan.

Max pulls out a folded up sheet of notebook paper and unfolds it.

Max: (reading off the paper) "Step two: Ally with another fellow contestant and use them as a sidekick to help advance you further into the game."

Max: "Right, this is going to be perfe- wait, what's this?"

Attached to the sheet is a post it written in a different handwriting.

''Be sure to make lots of friends on the Island, my little sweetie heart! -Mom'''

Max: "M-Mom! Come on! I'm not here to make friends!"

Max crumbles up the post it and throws it onto the ground, only for it to bounce back up and hit Max in the eye.

Max: "Agh! The note of friendship is burning my eye!"

Cuts to static.