Hook, Line, and Screamer

The campers go through a challenge where they are stalked by a psycho killer and see who can last the longest.

Recap
The remaining eight contestants are watching a scary horror movie which stars a Psycho Killer with a chainsaw and one of his hands is a hook. Izzy revels in the actions while DJ is mortified by what he sees and Duncan pulls out a hook that frightens DJ even more. After the film is over, Gwen and Duncan compare what they like most in the movie they both like "Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror". Heather is unimpressed and wonders aloud what their next challenge will be and Geoff wonders where Chris is. Moments later, the campers see Chris and Chef, with frightened looks on their faces, getting on the Boat Of Losers with their luggage and leaving the island. Owen finds a bag left behind along with a newspaper that has an article about a Psycho Killer with a hockey mask and a hook for a hand and owning a chainsaw. DJ thinks it seems real but Heather dismisses the whole thing as another stunt by Chris but Owen points out Chris, in his hurry to leave, forgot his hair gel. DJ is terrified by the situation and the feeling they are being watched and moments later, the scene shifts to Chris, who is watching the contestants with the aid of a number of monitor screens. Chris explains that tonight's show will focus on showing the campers struggling to survive a psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook.

Back on the island, Gwen says they need a game plan but Heather says she's going off to apply a facial. Gwen says the first rule of slasher films is to never go off alone and Heather replies that might be true if she was in a movie but they are just getting punked by Chris, in her opinion. As Heather leaves, Izzy muses she is sealing her fate and makes a throat cutting gesture to indicate what she thinks it is. Gwen gets the contestants to join her at the bonfire site to talk strategy but Izzy grabs Owen to one side and the two head out in the the woods together. Owen tells Izzy about the time he won a hot dog eating competition when he ate 198 hot dogs and Izzy is impressed by this story.

At the bonfire site, Gwen goes over survival rules such as not going off on their own, not going into the woods alone and never making out in the woods or the person(s) will die for certain. Gwen asks where Owen and Izzy have gone to and Duncan replies that they have gone into the woods and are breaking all the rules.

Back in the woods, in an act of spontaneity, Owen and Izzy jump into some bushes nearby and start making out even as a figure looking like the escaped psycho killer nears the area. Moments, the two run from the area screaming with the figure running after them. After a short chase, Owen falls off the edge of a cliff and hits a cactus, fire hydrant, goat, a plunger that sets off explosives and a campfire before hitting the bottom. Izzy follows him with the same sounds ringing out as she descends and lands on Owen. Moments later, the killer approaches them and Owen pushes Izzy in his direction to save himself. Owen runs away and a few moments later, he enters the tent where Chris monitoring what is going on. Chris explains that the "killer" is actually Chef in disguise and it is the campers challenge to "survive the challenge. Izzy is upset with Owen's actions earlier and after Chris informs them they have been eliminated, Owen asks, in a roundabout way, how mad she is, Izzy punches him in the face.

Chris sends Chef out to do more terrorizing and back at the bonfire, Gwen continues to go over the plan for surviving by showing the figures she has drawn on a chart and she notices DJ and Geoff are missing and Duncan says they went to the washroom. At the washroom, DJ begs Geoff not to leave no matter what and Geoff agrees to stay. However, Geoff is lured away by the sound of an ice cream truck and when DJ sees Heather wearing lime green facial and towels, he runs screaming from the washroom. After running over hills, off a cliff, through the base of a lake/river, down the Dock of Shame and into Chris' tent, DJ is brought to his senses when Izzy slaps him across the face. Chris tells DJ the truth about the killer and points out DJ bailed out without even encountering Chef in disguise but DJ protests that Heather's appearance was scary as well.

Gwen enters the washroom through the hole DJ made when he ran away and asks Heather if she is okay. Heather says she is fine and wants a shower without Gwen around. After Gwen leaves, Heather goes to enter the shower but is terrified to see the killer standing a few feet away. A short time later, in Chris' tent, Chris lectures a bug eyed Heather that if she had paid attention to the rules of a scary movie, she'd still be in the game.

At the bonfire, Gwen asks where LeShawna has gone and when Duncan says she went to get something to eat in Chef's kitchen, Gwen sighs and crosses out LeShawna's figure on her chart. In the kitchen, LeShawna grabs a plate of brownies and hears her name being whispered followed by an encounter with the killer. LeShawna talks tough at first but ultimately runs off and winds up in the tent with Chris and the other people eliminated. However, she laughs it off, claiming that she didn't see it coming.

Outside, Geoff is outside looking for the ice cream truck he thought he heard earlier and is tapped on the shoulder by the killer. Moments later, Chef deposits a wide eyed Geoff in the tent with Chris and the others and DJ chastises Geoff for leaving him earlier. On the monitor nearby, Gwen is seen at the bonfire citing a scary movie rule that the party guy is a prime target right after the big, lovable jock and DJ is not impressed she waited until now to cite that rule. Gwen crosses out DJ and Geoff's caricatures as being eliminated and talk turns to Duncan's pyromania side.

Hearing his name being whispered, Duncan makes his way down to the dock and encounters the killer. Duncan hurls a chair, a canoe, a life preserver, a surf board and a fish at the killer before watching the chainsaw cut into the dock just in front of him. Duncan grabs the chainsaw and prepares to see who's behind the mask.

Elsewhere, Gwen is eating a sandwich at the dining hall when a figure carrying a chainsaw and a hook approaches her but Gwen is not frightened. Meanwhile, Duncan, carrying the mask, and Chef enter Chris' tent and everyone notices that Gwen is about to deal with the real escaped killer. As they run in a hurry to save Gwen, Gwen talks to the killer as if he is an actor and moments later, Chris and the others arrive and yell to Gwen that she's facing a real killer. Gwen screams and kicks the killer in the face several times. Upset by this treatment, the killer leaves muttering that he was treated better in prison and Gwen is congratulated by Duncan for her actions.

Afterwards, Chris states that it is agreed that Gwen receives invincibility for this challenge because she actually fought the real psycho killer and DJ is unanimously walks the Dock of Shame. After a group hug, DJ leaves the island while the killer, watching from nearby, whispers "Total Drama Island" and whines about his sore nose and asks if he's bleeding.

Quotes

 * Chris: (in Recap) Who will be the next winner? Who will be the next loser? Who will renew my contract for next season? All these mind-probing questions revealed on this episode of Total Drama Island


 * Owen: (falls off stump) Great Canadian Cheese! Now the car won't start!


 * Gwen: Here comes the Bloodbath! (After a long pause of featuring sounds of violence, and flashing red lights coming from the screen facing the campers) Yeah! All right!


 * (Izzy jumps into Owen's arms) Izzy: Izzy loves scary movies. Owen: So does Owen. (Duncan and DJ give him a thumbs up)


 * Duncan: (about the movie they just saw) There was hardly any hacking. Not like "Bloodbath 2: Summer Camp Reign of Terror." Gwen: No way. That's my favourite movie. I love when the killer jams that guy's hand inside the lawnmower. Duncan: Or when he pushes that chick off the dock and she lands on a propeller blade that slices her in half. Duncan and Gwen: Or when he sticks that big dude's head inside the wood chipper. Heather: Aww, looks like Gwen and Duncan have more in common than bad fashon sense. It's just mindless guts and gore. Gwen: Horror movies aren't mindless. Duncan: Yeah, they're loaded with psychological trauma. Look at DJ. (A scared DJ gets on top of Leshawna, Leshawna pushes him off)


 * Heather: It's all part of their little stunt to freak us out. Owen: If this was a stunt, would Chris leave behind his hair gel? (everyone gasps) Gwen: Whoa! This is for real.


 * DJ: Let me get this straight. Chris left us for dead and now we're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook is on the loose? Duncan: No. We're alone while that escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook and a rubber ducky is on the lose! (sticks out his rubber ducky hand DJ screams) DJ: I told you, dude. Not funny!


 * DJ: I feel like we're being watched. Heather': Duhh, it's a reality show. We're always being watched.


 * Chris: Heather's right... and tonight, we're watching to see who can survive a real life scary movie with special guest appearance by (spooky voice) the escaped Psycho Killer with the chainsaw and a hook!


 * Heather: (about the movie they just saw) Hey Chris, if you're listening: next time, rent one that takes place at a summer camp. Chris: I tried but they were all rented.


 * Owen: ...so that's how Owen won the hotdog-athon. Owen ate two hundred dogs...well, 198, actually. The judges wouldn't count the last two since they squirted back up Owen's nose. Izzy: Wicked! Izzy's impressed!


 * Gwen: Ok. Rule #1, do not go off on your own. Rule #2, if you do go off on your own, never go in the woods. Rule #3, if you do go in the woods, never, ever, ever make out in the woods or you will die in the woods. Where's Izzy and Owen? Duncan: Breaking rules one through three.


 * Owen: Great balls of fire! That's it! The Psycho Killer! Remember how he left the woods to hack apart the couple who were making out? Izzy: But we're not making out. Owen: Oh...yeah. Izzy: You wanna make out? Owen: Yes!


 * Owen: This feels so much longer and flatter than how we got here! Izzy: That's because horror movies extend the running scenes! Owen: Really? Why? Izzy: It gives them time to film a good wipe out! (Owen then trips over a rock and then falls off the cliff) Owen: Oooh! Ow! Yeouch! Oww! Thud! Aaah! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Oh, my spine! Izzy: Owen, I'm comin'!!! Oooh! Ow Yeouch! Oww! Thud! Aaah! Ow! Oof! Ouch! (panting) Hey Owen...hi.


 * Owen: (in front of the Psycho Killer) Owen's too young to die! Here, take Izzy. (Pushes Izzy towards him)


 * Owen: (laughing) For the love of Peter Pumpkin eater, that was some fun going on. Am I right? (sees Izzy glaring at him) Oh. You're still on the part where Owen shoved Izzy into the killer.


 * (Izzy is still glaring at Owen angrily) Owen: Owen's not getting to second base, is he? (Izzy shakes her head no) Owen: First base? (Izzy shakes her head no again) Owen: Didn't think so. Is he getting up to ba~ (Izzy punches Owen)


 * DJ: (to Geoff outside community washroom) Ok. No matter what, you do not leave. Not if you hear a psycho, not if you see a psycho. Not if a psycho is slashing you to bits.


 * Chris: (to Heather) Maybe if you paid attention to the scary movies, you'd know that a) you never go off alone and b) you certainly never shower alone.


 * DJ: (to Geoff) Don't you know you never leave a brother when he's taking a leak? Owen: Okay, even I know that doesn't sound right.


 * Gwen: Rule #8, the party guy is a prime target for psycho killers right after the big, lovable jock. DJ: (in confessional) Now she tells me.


 * Leshawna: (to Psycho Killer) Bring it on! I spent sixteen years in the Projects! (Psycho attacks Leshawna and she runs)


 * Leshawna: (at tent laughing) Ha ha! I did not see THAT comin'! Chris: Yeah but confronting the psycho killer? what were you thinking? Still, you get extra points for finding all these delicious brownies!


 * Gwen: (In reference to nobody listening to Gwen as she told them the rules of surviving a horror movie) You know what really ticks me off? That I was trying to help them! Duncan Live and learn, sweetheart. Gwen: You really are a pyro, aren't you? Duncan: So. I like burning stuff. Gwen: Is that what you went to Juvie for? Duncan: Like I'd tell you why I went to Juvie. (lights the board on fire) Gwen: Holy crap! I'll get some water! (runs away) Duncan: And then there was one....


 * Duncan: (to the "killer") Come and get it, goalie boy.


 * (Duncan throws a fish at Chef) Duncan: What? I ran out of stuff to throw.

-->Duncan: Wait a sec! If Chef's in here, then who's in the lodge with Gwen?! -->Owen: Holy Lola! It's the real escaped psycho killer with a chainsaw and a hook! -->Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GWEN!!! (Everybody runs to the lodge, including Chris) Owen: (Owen struggles to keep up with the others) GWEN!!!
 * Izzy: Hey, coolio, Gwen's taking on the psycho all by herself.


 * Chris: (rushing to save Gwen from real killer) This could be really, really good for ratings but really, really bad for lawsuits!


 * Gwen: (to the real killer) Hey! You want a sandwich before you impale me with your big scary hook? (the killer shakes his head no) Okay. Look, you can drop the charade, okay? I know you're an actor with a hook prop and frankly, you're not that scary. (the killer removes his hook and shows that he has no hand) Ewwww, gross! How did they get it to go all scabby like that?


 * Everyone: Gwen! He's the real escaped psycho killer with the chainsaw and the hook!


 * The REAL phyco killer with a chainsaw and a hook: (referring to Gwen kicking him in the face) Ow! Oh, that was totally uncalled for. Man, I am so outta here. I was treated WAY better in prison.


 * Chris: Well, it's obvious to everyone that Gwen wins invincibility. Sadly, it's equally unanimous that DJ walk the Dock of Shame since he was the only one who screamed and bolted without the escape psycho killer even being there. But, no hard feelings, dude. You will be missed. Owen: Awww, Group Hug. (Everyone hugs DJ including Heather)