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New Years Talk Show Extravaganza
Josh: Hello and welcome to the Total Drama New Years talk show, I'm Josh and this is my co-host...

Blaineley: Yes it's me, Blaineley! To celebrate the New Year we are going to go over the past three seasons of Total Drama...so feel free to change the channel!...Really you probably want to

Josh: Oh, she's just bitter because after she entered the competition her sorry butt was booted off in the next episode.

Blaineley: *looking bitter* Hmph

~Total Drama World Tour Theme song plays~

Josh: Welcome back! We decided to start off with Total Drama Island, where Chris...

Blaineley:  stuck a bunch of boring losers on an island blah blah blah

Josh: Again, I apologize for my co-host, as she has lots of lets say...problems

Blaineley: *sarcastically*Thanks ...anyways, First were going to bring out the only decent Total Drama Island players, the ones that made it to the merge!

Josh: Here's Owen, Gwen, Dj, Heather, Lindsay, Izzy, Bridgette, Geoff, Trent, Eva, Duncan and Leshawna! *all of those contestants walk out, along with Courtney*...and Courtney?

Courtney: I was unfairly voted off, I deserve to be here

Josh: *whistles* Can we please get her out of here!

 Body guards come and take away Courtney

Courtney: *being dragged away* My lawyers will get you for this!

Josh: So anyways, back on Total Drama Island, in the merge episode, things were not exactly as you say, "happy"

 Flashes back to No Pain, No Game, with Bridgette, Gwen, and Leshawna, glaring at Heather and Lindsay

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Josh: Meow! I love catfights

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Heather: It's just because the other girls were mad we lost that dumb eating challenge, not surprising as I was stuck with a bunch of losers

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; "> *Lindsay, Bridgette, Leshawna, and Gwen glare at Heather*

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Heather: No offense

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Josh: Yes, it was well aware that while the dudes were nice and buddy-buddy

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; "> Flashes back to the cruise ship with the guys dancing on it in No Pain, No Game

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Blaineley: The girls were catty as ever

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; "> Flashes back to Bridgette having to choose sides between the cabin, and Heather and Leshawna squaring off in Brunch of Disgustingness

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Josh: So, were going to ask the contestants about what they thought about their eliminations! Let's start from the beginning, Eva, did you feel betrayed when you got voted off, or embarrassed because you discovered it wasn't actually Bridgette who betrayed you back in the team phase?

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Eva: *rolling her eyes* I thought I was pretty calm at both of my eliminations

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; "> Flashes back to Eva throwing the stick at a waving Courtney, and being pulled away raging in a straight jacket

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Blaineley:...right, calm, that's the word I was thinking

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Eva: *now standing* What's that supposed to mean huh?

<p style="margin-top: 0in; margin-right: 0in; margin-bottom: 0in; margin-left: 0in; font-size: 11pt; ">Blaineley: Oh absolutely nothing, so yeah moving on, that poor love sap who still lost the girl, Trent!