User blog:Geoff&Courtneyfan/Everything wrong with No Pain, No Game

Sin 1

2:13

Where did Leshawna, Heather and Lindsay get those chairs, chips and magazines from?

Sins 2 and 3

2:15

Why are Heather and Lindsay reading the same magazine?

Also, what even are those magazines about? They just look like a whole bunch of gibberish to me.

Sin 4

2:36

Convenient horn is convenient.

Sin 5

2:49

Wasn't Bridgette just holding her surfboard with her left hand?

Sins 6 and 7

3:04

DJ's elbows look exactly the same.

Also, Trent, who was right next to Dj, has disappeared

Sins 8 and 9

3:14

Elbows can't get hand or foot treatments.

Also, how did Leshawana get to the confessional that fast?

Sin 10

3:28

Owen is so shocked that his eyes shrunk.

Sins 11 and 12

3:34

Where was Duncan standing?

Also, Geoff's face in the background. Seriously, it looks like Geoff is on something.

Sins 13, 14, and 15

4:14

Where were Duncan, Trent and Geoff standing?

Sin 16

4:16

What audience demanded to bring Eva back?

Sin 17

4:24

It sounds like Eva just sat on a microphone.

Sin 18

4:39

How is Chris able to know what Gwen is saying, and respond to her? There's no way he's within earshot.

Sin 19

4:41

How are we is able to see that flashback? And how is Chris able to see it?

Sin 20

4:51

Chris literaly just lied about the one thing that he made really, really, really, really clear on Day 1.

Sin 21

4:57

No, she's not reasoning with a loudspeaker, she's reasoning with Chris McClean, and that's worse.

Sin 22

5:02

Heavy Breathing

Sin 23

5:10

Hmmm.....I seem to remember Courtney saying that.

Sin 24

5:16

Oh, that audience.

Sin 25

5:28

What exactly is holding that vine up?

Sin 26

5:35

If Izzy really was living in the woods this whole time, then why didn't we see her in Paintball Deer Hunter?

Sin 27

5:45

She deserves to get E.coli from that.

Sin 28

5:50-5:58

Even more proof that she was not just "living in the woods this whole time".

Sins 29 and 30

6:37

That boat was not there a minute ago.

Also, what happend to Eva's boat?

Sin 31

6:49

Why is Izzy is stnding next to that random wood burning stove?

Sins 32 and 33

6:55

What's up with that angle? Did someone drop the camera on a random incline?

Also, that stool moved.

Sins 34 and 35

7:01

How was Heather able to remove all that tape that fast without moving?

Also, how was she able to put into a ball?

Sin 36

7:06

Bridgette's surfboard was not there before.

Sin 37

7:18


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Sin 38

8:38

How did Duncan end up next to Chris?

Sin 39

8:49

What happend to Chef's meat cleaver?

Sin 40

9:26

Why you still mad at Trent, Gwen? You seemed to have worked well with him since Phobia Factor.

Sin 41

9:57 and 10:13

"We're gonna wax every part of your body" Only waxes face.

Sin 42

10:17

Heather's eyes shrunk.

Sin 43

10:35

According to that timer, Lindsay made it through all 10 seconds. However, the marshmellow wax went on her at 10:13, and Chef pulled it off at 10:21, meaning that was only 8 seconds. Lindsay should be eliminated and it should be all Chef's fault.

Sin 44

10:41

Lindsay's eyes shrunk.

Sin 45

11:23

You already said that, Eva.

Sin 46

11:32

How was Leshawana able to get to the confessional that fast? AGAIN

Sins 46 and 47

12:30

Um hello, OVER HERE! Yah hi, I'd like to issue a challenge on that ruling, I saw Geoff get fully in the barrel at 12:11, and get out at 10:22, which means he was in there for 11 seconds.

Also, "If your victim can last 10 seconds without saying uncle you get eliminated instead", Geoff gets eliminated. If Courtney's lawyers were here, they would have a field day with you, Chirs.

Sin 48

12:40

How did that chair turn into ye olde stocks?

Sins 49, 50 and 51

12:53

What happend to Owen?

Also, why they give him 5 seconds before Chef applied the woodpecker?

And what happend to Chef's mask? I wouldn't want that woodpecker pecking at my face.

Sin 52

13:04

I don't seem to recall the boa constrictor being an option on the wheel.

Sins 53 and 54

13:26

Maybe she hasn't complained in a while because she thought she was eliminated, you know, after her victim supposedly didn't last the required 10 seconds.

Also, I thought she was supposed to be able to choose her victim's method of torture?

Sin 55

13:36

How did Leshawana make it to the conffesional that fast? Part 3

Sin 56

13:41

How did Gwen make it to the confessional that fast?

Sin 57

13:52

Where did Eva get that toe tag from?

Sins 58, 59 and 60

13:58

Not sure why Chef would need his mask on now.

Also, large crate good for keeping sasquatchanakwas courtesy of the Acme Corporation.

And lastly, how did they get him in that crate?

Lightning round

It's time for a lightning round!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's alot that went wrong with the next 3 minutes. So instead of attacking all the sins individualy, I'm just gonna group them together.

14:01

Eva never closes the door, yet somehow, it is closed 2 seconds later.

14:18

Eva apparently tore off Sasquatchanakwa's legs, even though we see him later, and he appears to be just fine.

Also, why do they fit her?

14:26

How did Bridgette get into those stocks?

14:30

Wait, this happend in the past, before Eva goes into the crate? Oh screw it, I'll just add it up later.

14:35

Not  an option on the wheel.

14:49

Not  an option on the wheel.

14:59

Not  an option on the wheel.

15:05

Nothing wrong here as far as the wheel goes, there was an ice cream cone as an option on it, but it supposedly happend before Eva's challenge, so I'm counting it as a sin.

15:18

Not  an option on the wheel.

15:42

Not  an option on the wheel.

Plus one sin per character who was supposedly eliminated before Eva got in the crate with Sasquatchanakwa, that's 4 more.

15:44

How did Duncan get eliminated?

How did Heather get eliminated?

Where's Owen?

And Geoff?

15:47

How'd Leshawana get into the confessional that fast? Part 4

15:59

Wait, this show has judges? And how do they know what's going on? And where were they when Lindsay was allowed to still compete and Geoff was eliminated?

Also, why do they have to know Izzy reason for doing it before they allow it?

16:20

How did Izzy eliminate herself? I mean her face looks all gross now, but she was able to do it for the required 10 seconds.

16:27

"Eva, you're up", Leshawana does the challenge

16:37

How Leshawana get into the confesssioal that fast? Part 5

16:53

Not  an option on the wheel.

Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but throughout this whole thing, I don't believe 4 of the challenges had a name.

Let's see, there's Eva not closing the door, the whole Sasquatchanakwa's legs and the Bridgette stocks paradoxes, Chris saying that some challenges happening before Eva's challenge, the 4 characters who were eliminated in said challenges, 6 total challenges which wern't an option on the wheel, Leshawana's confessionals, the fact we never saw how Duncan and Heather got eliminated, the fact we're still looking for Owen and Geoff, the judges, and why they needed to know why Izzy wanted to choose herself as her victim, how Izzy eliminated herself, Chris being about as accutate as a weatherman when it come to who does challenges, and 4 challenges that didn't even have a name, that's 30 sins total; 60 + 30 = 90 total sins!

Okay lightning round over.

Sin 91

17:16

The lake is suddenly infested with piranhas because reasons.

Sins 92 and 93

17:37

Oh, there's Owen and Geoff.

Plus, how did them, Heather, Duncan and Bridgette move from where they were standing to the lake in those stocks?

Sin 93

17:50

The challenge start here, but the clock says 10 seconds at 18:27.

Sin 94

18:28

Yah, I'm gonna have agree with Eva here, she didn't get to pick Leshawana's challenge.

Sin 95

18:42

Is Eva must apparently be planning on going swimming sometime soon.

Sin 96

18:48

Leshawana should not be able to pick up Chef and throw him around like that.

Sin 97

18:51

Ya know this reminds me, why was Izzy never shown in in the stocks?

Sin 98

19:07

So the cow goes moo, the pig goes oink, and the Chef goes howl?

Sin 99

19:13

Ah, so that's why they were only able to wax Lindsay's face.

Sin 100

19:17

That was an awfully quick recovery for Izzy.

Sin 101

20:35

Yes, only 6 votes because Trent's disappeared

Sins 102-104

20:56

Eva should still be within earshot, why don't we hear her over Izzy's voice?

Also, where's Trent?

And Heather?

Sin 105

21:04

Shouldn't they be heading AWAY from the water?

Sin 106

21:25

How did Molotov the Bear steal Sadie's clothes?

Sin 107

Also, didn't see where it happend but at some point, Gwen mysteriously disappears.

Final sin count: 107

Sentence: Turtle puck shots