The Sand Witch Project

'''The cast-mates compete in a horror themed trilogy challenge. DJ's conscience begins to bother him about his actions. Unfortunately, a guilty contestant removes themself from the competition.

Plot
This episode starts with the castmates relaxing, playing some cards, and eating some sandwiches. Harold talk in the confessional booth that Izzy thinks she's so cool for dealing the cards like a card shark, he shows the camera, which he though it was a ace of spades, a card photo size of himself covering himself with a pillow (from the prank that the guys did to them from Total Drama Island). Each cast member were surprised that the sandwiches are delicious. Everyone was eating them all except for DJ.

While he was dream, he dream from the night before where he was preparing the sandwiches for the team. Until Chef came from behind remind him that they both were still in this to make DJ the winner and Chef to take half of the million. Back with the cast members, they were called to the fake mountain for Chris to reveal the next challenges. Once they were on the fake mountain, Chris falls and lands on a pole. He looks dead but then it is revealed that it is a stunt prop and that the theme is horror films. While everyone was screaming about Chris's stunt, Lindsay notes that Beth didn't screaming like the others. Beth reveals that she cannot scream due to a faulty tonsillectomy from one of the doctor's earrings got stuck on to tonsils. Back to the challenges, each team was to select a scarier to scared the other members of their team which is being showing on the scream-o-meter. The Screaming Gaffers all agreed to choose Duncan for it because he did great in the acting challenges before and he would make a great scarier, but Chef force them and Duncan to go with DJ. In the confessional booth, Duncan tells that he like to keep his arms and told that the only thing he learn from home cooking class is to listen to the guy with the knife.

The Killer Grips were about to choose Justin for he want some to protect his face. Lindsay then notes that she is always a follower and never a leader like her time with the cheerleading squad where she agreed with the other cheerleaders to do what they want to. While Lindsay was trying to get everyone to go with Beth for she can't scream, Beth was distracted by Justin and the mask while Owen is goes on and on how Izzy is cute and never scary that she was until she give Owen the angry look. While no one was answering to Lindsay, she shout that Beth would be the scarier and that's it. The challenges begins with both Harold and Justin standing the forest setting, and both DJ and Beth were set to scare them. Beth tries to scare Justin, but he couldn't be scared by Beth; DJ comes out with a sorry way to scared by waving his arms and yell like mad, Harold scream the loudest which make the Screaming Gaffers win the first round.

The next round was scaring one of the teammates in the outhouse, the victims are Leshawna and Lindsay. Leshawna thinks that being scared in the outhouse was the stupidest thing ever, and Lindsay asks if she get scared would it count if she pee herself. When DJ went in to scare Leshawna, he felt embarrassed for going in where there is someone on the toilet. When Beth ran in, she scared Lindsay so much that she DID pee herself and scream twice; Beth and Lindsay score a point for their team.

The final round was the couple round where both 'killers' go after the couple making out, the couples are Owen and Izzy and Duncan and Heather. Owen and Izzy were excited about the scene and started to make-out in front of Chris, but for Duncan and Heather were not happy about the scene. Once Chris mention about the million, they try to kiss but they turn away from each other. With both 'killers' tries to scared the two couples, both couples were not scared. Until Chef come out with a mask and chainsaw and scared Duncan, Heather, and DJ, the scare left DJ a state of stock where he pass out. Then they went to a break. Once back on the air, everyone was surrounding the stock DJ and see if he is still alive.

In DJ's mind, he was in the clouds and saw, what he saw, his mother. He run to his mama, and the mama give him a upset look and told him, "Mama didn't raised no cheater." Then she slap him and which bring him back to the set, and get slap by Heather, she was trying to bring him out of the stock. He try to talk to Chef, but Chef was talking with the producers about his little stunt. Now Chris set them up for another challenge, where the Killer Grips' challenge was to stand in the craft serving tent and try not to get scared out of it; after Chris told them about the old movie lot guard mysteriously disappeared. They were given devices to detect where the ghost of the guard is at.

The Screaming Gaffers' challenge was to scared them out of the tent after Chris told them about the old movie lot guard mysteriously disappeared. Harold try to scared them with a floating object trick, but it didn't work. Duncan have his turn by making some fake blood and letting it float from the windows of the kitchen, and fall. Lindsay showed everyone that she have a brain by exposing both Harold's and Duncan's tricks.

During that time, everyone in the Killer Grips notes that Lindsay was being a bit bossy. Meanwhile the Gaffers tried to think of something else to scare the Grips, and everyone turn to DJ for he haven't been helping out with the other tricks. DJ's plan was to scare them with the ghost of the guard. Heather was dress up as the guard, and scared everyone out of the tent. Lindsay try to tell everyone it was not real until DJ threw a fork that set off the device and sent Lindsay running. Once everyone was gone, DJ walk toward the hanging Heather and saw the conscience mama telling him that he did a bad thing and she would never forgive him.

At the Gilded Chris Awards Ceremony, it was Justin and Lindsay that was left without a reward. Justin didn't do well on the challenges and Lindsay was too bossy for the team. As Chris about to name the winner of the last reward, DJ come out clean and voted himself off the show for having had an illegal alliance with Chef. Chef try to talk to DJ, but he set Chef out. He also confess that he was the one who made all the delicious food that everyone was eating. All the cast mates want DJ to stand and have Chef voted off, but DJ want to make it clear and by getting voted off it will fix everything that he did with Chef. Once DJ was in the Lame-O-Sine, Owen was trying to stop it but he couldn't stop it. Chris signed off by telling Owen that the next episode they will face the most horrible thing ever, Chef's cooking. Owen dropped to the ground and pukes on Chris's shoes.

Quotes

 * Owen: Izzy, do you have a BLT? (Izzy looks annoyed.) Owen: I'll also take a five.


 * DJ: Maybe it's time to stop cheating. Being in this alliance with you, it makes me feel all kinds of wrong inside! Chef: This is not about right or wrong, son. It's about you and me winning that cool mil!


 * Chris: Think of every great horror movie you've ever seen. Izzy:(laughs) Ohmigosh, you guys. Did you see that one with the possessed rug that learned to walk and smothered cats? Or did I make that up?


 * Chris: All right, guys. This is the tie breaker scene. You're gonna have to act your faces off! Owen: Oh, boy. I'm not the world's greatest actor. Izzy: Oooh! How horror movie is this! We have to make out! Owen: I love this business! Hubba-hubba! (Owen and Izzy start making out very passionately.) Chris: Awkward....


 * (Heather and Duncan have to do a makeout scene) Heather: (Gasps after reading script) No, no, no, no! I would rather die! Duncan: That makes two of us, lady! (Chris jumps out from behind the couch) Chris: Don't forget, kiddies! It's a million bucks! (Chris pops back behind the couch) (Duncan and Heather both make ugly faces... close their eyes, slowly come together and their lips barely touch for almost 1 second. Their eyes open and they are clearly revolted) Heather: Ewwwhh! Ugh!! Yuck!! Duncan: Blech! Yuck! Ughh!! Heather: You taste like street! (DJ pops up from behind the couch and makes a really wimpy growl. Heather and Duncan do not even notice him.) Heather: My lips may never recover!


 * (Izzy and Owen are making out on the couch when Beth, dressed as the serial killer, appears from behind) Beth: (Growls) I'm gonna chop you into little teriyaki bits! (Izzy and Owen are still making out, oblivious to her presence) Ummm... guys? Owen: (Along with Izzy, realizes they're in the middle of a horror scene) Hmmm? Oh! (Izzy and Owen give out a very unenthusiastic scream that rates very low on the Scream-o-meter before resuming their makeout session)


 * (DJ is having an hallucination where he sees his Mom in the clouds) DJ: Momma! I'm here! Momma! It's me, Momma! It's Poopydoo! Your little Devon Joseph Poopydoo! (DJ's Mom turns around and gives him a stern look) DJ's Mom: The son I raised would never lie or cheat! (DJ's Mom whacks him with her purse and he comes to)


 * (Heather slaps DJ) DJ: I need to see Chef! (Heather slaps him again) Leshawna: Heather! Heather: What? He's still talking crazy!


 * Duncan: (taste tests his fake blood concoction) Hm. Needs more corn syrup. It's not quite scabby, enough. DJ: I'll get you some. (DJ leaves to do so) LeShawna: Respect, Duncan. It really looks like blood! Duncan: Devil's Night, my brothers and I used to wait outside kindergarten with this goop dripping off us. Ha! One year I gave a dozen five year olds seizures. LeShawna: Aaaand... Respect deleted.


 * Owen: Wait, wait, wait! You've been cooking all of the delicious food? The pizza? The Cheesecake? The sandwiches? Duncan: Dude, you can't leave! Justin: Yeah! Can't we just vote Chef off instead?


 * (DJ has gone into the Lame-O-sine and is leaving. Owen chases after him and grabs onto the Lame-O-sine.) Owen: Can you still send food? Pretty please with delicious sandwiches on top? Chris: Well, folks, looks like Owen's gravy-train just hightailed it outta town! Now that he has survived this week's fright-fest, will he be able to bear the most horrific, stomach churning, gut wrenching challenge ever? Owen: What is it? Chris: Chef's cooking! Owen: Noooo!! (Owen falls on the ground) Chris: (Laughs) I love this game! (Owen pukes loudly) Chris: Dude! Not the shoes!

Trivia

 * With DJ's elimination, the Killer Grips now have more members than the Screaming Gaffers for the first time in the series.
 * The challenge consisted of three different horror movie scenes that each team had to complete.
 * This episode features numerous spoofs on various ghost and horror movies.
 * The Blair Witch Project: The episodes' title is a reference to this movie.
 * Halloween: Music similar to the original theme plays at the end of the first challenge; the "killers" also wielded giant butcher knifes similar to Micheal Myers.
 * The Amityville Horror: The blood tactic that Duncan used to make the wall look like they were oozing blood.
 * Ghostbusters: The ghost readers that Chris gave the Grips.
 * The "killers" for the challenge in this episode were DJ for the Gaffers and Beth for the Grips.
 * This marks the first time in the series that one team won the challenge, but ended up losing one of its own members anyway.
 * DJ becomes the second person to vote themselves off and confesses to having had an illegal alliance with Chef. Gwen was the first one to vote themselves off.
 * Once again, DJ is eliminated during a horror themed challenge (the first was the Psycho Killer challenge in Hook, Line, and Screamer).
 * It is finally revealed that DJ's initials stand for Devon Joseph; his mother also calls him "Poopydoo".
 * Lindsay was most likely the one who was supposed to be eliminated, as both Izzy and Beth seemed to give off the impression that they voted against her. Justin may have also joined in the vote since he cares nothing for her.
 * Izzy reveals she has a dog, making her the fifth person to own a dog. There other four are Lindsay, Noah, Owen and Duncan (though Duncan's had long since run away).
 * Izzy and Owen make out in both episodes based on horror movies in the overall series. They first made out in Hook, Line, and Screamer (where they first became a couple, incidentally) and now in this episode. The difference is that they are seen out in the open making out in this episode, while in Hook, Line, and Screamer, Izzy dragged Owen behind a bush to make out with him.
 * Wanda the Rent-A-Cop from Chris' ghost story is an obvious homage to Ron the Rent-A-Cop from 6teen, another show created by the producers of the Total Drama series.
 * Chris forced Duncan and Heather to kiss in this episode during the third part of the challenge.
 * The scream-o-meter is very similar the Chef-O-Meter in Not Quite Famous. Ironically, Harold won that challenge when it was his turn as well (though he did not achieve the highest overall score this time).
 * Lindsay seemed to take the role of team captain for this episode when Heather referred to her as a "follower", but was too bossy, causing her to become unpopular with her teammates and almost got voted off as a result. Due to this, it is unlikely that Lindsay's status as team captain will last beyond this episode.
 * DJ kept having dreams featuring his mother sitting on a cloud and telling him that "nobody likes a cheater" due to his overwhelming guilt of being in an illegal alliance with Chef.
 * The cast members seen in the confessional in this episode were Harold, Lindsay and Duncan.
 * Beth reveals that she cannot scream due to a faulty tonsillectomy.
 * Owen states in this episode that he hates Chef's cooking. However, in many episodes previous, he has stated that he loves it.
 * Lindsay says that Owen must have S 'n' P. This may be a reference to Amanda Seyfried's character, Karen Smith, in Mean Girls noting that she has ESPN (instead of ESP).
 * This is the second time Justin and Lindsay got the final Gilded Chris Award due to DJ eliminating himself; the first time was during Riot On Set.
 * Goofs:
 * Beth states she can't scream due to a faulty tonsillectomy, but in various episodes before this one, Beth can be heard screaming. One example is in 3:10 to Crazytown, in which Chris shot his gun and Beth screamed with fear and annoyance.