User blog:Whoops6/THE BEST REVIEW OF PAINTBALL DEER HUNTER YOU WILL EVER READ!!!

Catchy title, huh? This is probably the only Paintball Deer Hunter review there is, but whatever. As long as it catches attention, I'm happy! Sorry I haven't put out a blog in a while, I've literally been bingewatching Phineas and Ferb reruns. Did you know that they made an episode where they're about to go college? That's a cool idea, BUT THEY'RE SO MESSED UP. PHINEAS' VOICE IS CREEPY, AND BUFORD LOOKS TRANSGENDER (not that there's anything wrong with that). DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BALJEET OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL HIS NAME. But the fireside girls are hot now.

Welcome to another blog. Just a heads-up, I may review RR during the season, or I may just finish the main series first. I haven't decided yet. Anyway, I read on a blog that THERE'S NEW EPISODES EVERYDAY!??! WHY!?!?!? UGH, I HATE CARTOON NETWORK AND ALL THEY'RE FANCY STUFF. "HI, I'M CARTOON NETWORK AND WE AIR SHOWS LIKE CLARENCE AND ADVENTURE TIME AND REGULAR SHOW AND ALL THIS OTHER S**T THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A 6TH GRADER ON DRUGS (I've actually never seen those shows, but the commercials are... dang...). BUT WHO CARES ABOUT TOTAL DRAMA, WHO EVEN WATCHES THAT SHOW ANYMORE?"

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the review. Just so you know, this review makes more sense if you're watching the episode while reading it.

Bla bla bla, I just skipped the reacap because I didn't care for Chris.

Bunny makes a cameo.

Angry LeShawna is best LeShawna.

"Heather needs her private time."

Ooh, I think I know waht she means ;)



Beth gets to lotion Heather's back. How come stuff  like that doesn't happen in TDPI? Why can't Jasmine ask Sky to lotion her back?

I like the LeShawna-Owen conflict?

Why are the bass' guns green, and the gophers' red? Shouldn't it be reversed?

"The rest of you are now deer!"

I loved that awkward silence afterwards (is the afterward or afterwards? I have no idea.)

I was hoping Duncan and Courtney would've had a Blair Witch Project scene in the woods. Or even better, Sadie and DJ. But DJ decides to godplay instead. Or deer-play. Eww, that sounds like a messed-up fetish.

Geoff just sorta stands awkwardly in this episode.

"Wait, Heather's a deer? Ha ha ha!"

OK, she didn't say "ha ha ha", but I don't know how to spell that thing Bridgette said. And why does Bridgette hate Heather? Is she still mad about that surfboard comment from the talent show?

I like Beth. She's enthusiastic and a good team player. She deserved the million way more than Duncan.

"Dude, you are one sick ticket."

Why don't LeShawna and Owen have more interactions? Why couldn't they have been on the same team in TDA/WT? I would've loved that.

Owen, stop talking to yourself. Meanwhile, DJ is still having his deer fetish.

TO BE CONTINUED!!! (Yeah, get at me. To get more views on the blog, I'll split it up into two parts! Hunger Games and Harry Potter and maybe Twilight, I don't remember did it, and so am I!) (Also my burritos are ready)