User blog comment:IzzyLindsayAlejandro/Best Quotes/@comment-25150742-20141008195219

''"The boy gets the girl. The girl gets the money. .......That sounds wrong." (Dave)''

''"My brother pulled my hair once, so I made all his robot toys come to life and attack him in the night. Every night. For six years. He's still in therapy." (Scarlett)''

