User blog comment:Nalyd Renrut/New Rules/@comment-2050042-20110725044847/@comment-1868175-20110727130328

Yo Mama's so dumb, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Mama's so fat, it took a construction team just to get her into her car.

Yo Mama's so stupid, she saw a school bus pass and she said "A TWINKIE!"