User:JohnVMaster

The name's JVM, but you can call me John. Formerly a lurker around here, I've been a lot more active lately, although I still do very few mainspace edits. Didn't watch much Total Drama Action but did watch most of Total Drama Island and keeping up with Total Drama World Tour. I'm a fan of Lindsay, Ezekiel and Dawn above all, but also am a fan of Eva, Noah, Tyler, Blaineley and formerly Cody. I like all of the characters to *some* extent, but I suppose Duncan, Courtney and Sierra would fall as my least favorites, the former pair mostly due to TDA, and the latter because almost all of her screen time is oogling Cody.

Out of the actual characters and contestants, I'd say I compare by far most to Noah in that I have strong pessimistic tendencies, suck at sports, and am fairly sarcastic, but physically I'd say I most closely resemble Ezekiel aside the hat. I'm pretty sure in a real Total Drama competition, I'd be among the first eliminated since I don't have many applicable skills and usually chicken out of stunts - plus I wouldn't have a relationship, which has become a more and more integral part of the show.

My opinion on the whole Courtney-Duncan vs. Gwen-Duncan falls as... I don't give a crap and find most of the relationship drama on the show pretty annoying now, as since TDA began it seems to have taken over the show, whereas back in TDI it seemed balanced and wasn't shoved down your throat. The only 'ship I enjoy is the Lindsay-Tyler Relationship, mostly because it involves two characters I enjoy to begin with.

I'm kind of a jerk sometimes - don't take it personal. I just have a tendency to speak/type without thinking and I don't consider anyone on this Wiki an enemy, even if you did hypothetically really piss me off. I'm a forgiving person generally, which is more of a flaw than anything, but whatever. So I apologize in advance for any anger, inconvenience, displeasure or general annoyance I cause you.

Oh, and FUN FACT - the Total Drama Action finale, The Aftermath: IV aired on my birthday, December 10th... yet Duncan wins. Le sigh. Good thing I didn't actually keep up with TDA, would've made a crappy present :P

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Character History
My history on the show... or lack there of :P He won't be replacing anyone, there'll just be an odd number of campers for no good reason.

Total Drama Island
In "Not So Happy Campers - Part 1", John arrives at Camp Wawanakwa being greeted by Chris McLean. He makes a bad first impression by flirting with the girls, and falling in with Noah on the Screaming Gophers. He doesn't seem to have much of a problem with the camp itself. He is afraid of the cliff, declaring immediately he can't swim and can't perform the challenge, to which Noah declares he's going to be voted off first at his rate. During the second part of the episode, he refuses to jump, evening out the teams. The Screaming Gophers, however, still win the second challenge and finish their hot tub first, and John escapes elimination while the Killer Bass send home Ezekiel. John has few lines in the episode.

In "The Big Sleep", he is able to stay awake quite late, but falls asleep when the popup book is being read. Although he is shown to do good in the competition, he does not wake up until after the elimination ceremony, asking Noah where "the chick with the anger management problem" went.

During "Dodgebrawl", Noah tries to sit out but is forced into the game when the Gophers are unable to wake him up. Noah is injured badly in the game, and John doesn't wake up until he's hit by a dodgeball near the end of the last game. Much to his anger, he is eliminated, and he simply cusses about being kicked out of the game, swearing he'll be back.

In "Haute Camp-ture", John is seen at Playa Des Losers trying to protect Harold from Courtney by distracting her with his "charm" - she plays along for a moment, then slaps him. He also flirts with Lindsay, Bridgette and Katie, but is rejected by all, except Lindsay, who questions if he is Tyler, and Eva, who merely tolerates him. He is seen being friendly to Ezekiel and Noah, although the latter finds him somewhat annoying. At the end he accidentally votes LeShawna off.

During "The Very Last Episode, Really!" he takes Gwen's side but is one of the many he joins Owen's side after he promises a big yacht party. He doesn't play a big role in helping either contestant win and mostly sits on the sidelines, however, he is seen facepalming when Justin's powers are used, whining that he wish'd he'd have received such powers.

Finally, in "Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island", John is at the party having a short conversation with Ezekiel, but when the teams are formed, John chooses to go it out alone, going into the forest in the beginning to hunt for the million dollars. He does not reappear until near the end of the episode, arriving at the dock from Lake Wawanakwa, but he's unable to grab the money and doesn't make the final tie and curses he hasn't made it to Total Drama Action.

Total Drama Action
John reappears as part of the peanut gallery in "The Aftermath: I", clearly angry to have lost another chance, but he settles into his new surroundings. He's annoyed by Courtney's rambling however, mentioning "just because you're hot doesn't mean you get to spend the whole time whining." He also mentions his support of Team Eva, much to Eva's annoyance. He is not affected by Gwen and Trent's feud and rolls his eyes but does not speak.

During the following Aftermath, John says nothing of much to note, but does say "Hi!" to the video guests friendlily, even though he is shocked by the behavior of many of them. He still doesn't take a side in the Gwen-Trent feud and asks if he can leave, but Izzy prevents him from doing so. He has no lines in the third Aftermath. During the the last aftermath, he whines it's his birthday he shouldn't have to still be in the stupid competition. He votes for Beth to win due to his dislike of Duncan. In the end, he's quite peeved to see Duncan win, but says nothing.

In "Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special", he's mentioned on Celebrity Manhunt by Josh as studying to be a zoologist and is shown at a zoo where he upsets a Bear and is mauled off-screen. When he appears hoping for a Gemmie award, he shows an attraction to Blaineley much like the other females. He's on the tour bus with the other campers, calling Sierra a "total creeper" several times. He makes it to season three and mentions in the confessional that he won't let the new kids beat him.

Total Drama World Tour
In "Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1", John is among the first to make it through the pyramid, and thus placed on Team Victory. He doesn't really have many lines.