User blog comment:Caption Crunch/Week of February 9, 2014/@comment-23995441-20140211232215

Alejandro: Don't worry Heather I love you, no matter how many times ugly fat evil smelly dirty loud mouthed stupid violent piece of trash LESHAWNA knocks your teeth out or flicks you off for no reason. Your way hotter than that fat tub of lard, that should get BURNED AT THE STAKE!

Heather: Awww, that's so sweet. Thanks for pushing her off the plane for me!