User blog:Shadowshroom/Total Drama Episode 9: Fiendish Fights, Truly Flights

I'm doing an episode on today and on Sunday, because what happened to Attackin. He's taking a break for a month, and he'll get better. Don't put any pressure on the guy, so here it is

Malevolent Moose: Angelina, Mark, James, Dave, "Slasher", Lilly (6/9)

Fabulous Flamingos: Scarlett, Alec, Victoria, Colette,  Daisuke, Norville (6/9)

Chris: Welcome back to another episode of Total Drama! It's Chris, and let's get started! Last time, James got the last bite and defeated Jessica in a seemingly weird way, but what does he really have in mind? Find out right here right now on Total Drama!

Camera zooms in on Dave, Mark, and Slasher, who were playing black darts on a dartboard.

Slasher: You know guys. Darts have been fun and all but really..

He paused for dramatic effect...

Slasher:...James can't outwit us, to be honest with you. But, in order to do that. We need a plan, and who else better than you two, right?

Conf. Slasher: These two are the weakest links and I plan to bring them to the merge. He's a few reasons why, A. Two weak people in the merge are obviously aren't going to be very strong, and B. With several temptations and strategies, I'll be able to defeat James and win the stupid game! (Punches the Wall) OWWW!!!!

Dave: I don't know, man. I better ask Alec my best friend, if you know him though.

Mark: I don't know, Dave. It seems like a pretty decent idea. Heck, I'm in!

Slasher: Perfect, we're all set, how about you Dave?

Dave shrugged nervously, and Slasher gave him a "friendly" noogie.

Slasher: Oh come on buddy! It'll be great fun.

Conf. Mark: As a nerd from where I come from, I really don't know what's right or wrong. I always have to use other people's thoughts to manipulate mines. Yeah, not the best person to be friends with, as I'm very volatile, but hey, Slasher seems nice, right? I mean, what do you think?

Slasher smiled deviously, and gave an evil chuckle out of pure hatred of James, but as a coincidence, James walked in with dark eye circles and his classic Rap Boy shirt.

James: What's up, buddy Slasher?

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Slasher(grimacing): Nothing much, to be honest with you. I was hanging with my buddy Dave and Mark here, right?

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Slasher gave a cutthroat gesture to Dave and Mark, who both seemed afraid.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Dave: Huh? Oh yeah we are!

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">James: Well on that case, I'll see you at the lunch room.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Slasher: I'm sure we will.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">James: Yeah, you wish.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Dave: This is getting awkward, man. Let's walk together.

<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:16px;">Conf. James: I'm trying to psych out Slasher a bit, you know, to get him real intimidated. Then I'm going to sweep the heck out of the poor soul. Before you know it, BAM! He's gone!

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