Dial M for Merger

'''The merged teams all face off in a spy challenge with bombs and lasers. But most noted, false alarms. One camper trusts their brain as another blackmailed the other players, but two people won the challenge, a trip to... a cheese factory!'''

Plot
The episode opens up with LeShawna complaining about the show's food. She then notices the other six remaining contestants glaring at her. They are once again angry about LeShawna insulting all of them. LeShawna asks for her own team to support her, resulting in Harold sarcastically cheering her name, and Duncan admitting he doesn't trust anybody anyway. Lindsay attempts to get into the girls' trailer, but when she touches the door handle, a camera comes out of nowhere. It scans her face, says "Intruder alert! Intruder alert!" The stairs give way and Lindsay falls to the ground, and into a ditch. Duncan runs over to her, only to be shot in the neck and fall in the pit himself. Courtney runs to Duncan's aid, (calling him "Dunky"), and is hit into the pit. LeShawna, Justin, and Beth run into the boys' trailer for safety (locking Harold out). In the confessional, Harold talks about being worried that the producers are really trying to kill the contestants. An intern knocks him out with a stick. Justin worries what happened to Harold. Beth becomes worried, but Justin tries to help her by telling her to focus on his beauty. She begins crying, making Justin think he's hideous. A gas bomb is thrown though a window, releasing gas that knocks out Beth, Justin, and LeShawna.

Everyone wakes up in a cave. Beth accidentally elbows Justin in the eye, giving him a black eye. Justin runs off to find ice. Justin sees his reflection in a mirror, and once again thinks he's a hideous freak, and that his modeling career is over. Courtney loses her PDA, but Beth finds it and gives to to Courtney. Courtney accuses Beth of stealing it again. Chris appears on a projection and (in a bad Russian accent) tells the castmates that the challenge is based on the spy movie genre. Chris says that the castmates will need to defuse a bomb, and jump from an exploding building. Courtney asks if anybody has experience with bombs, and Lindsay claims to, but confesses that she was in a musical that "bombed."

Chris then announces that as of now the teams are merged and it's every camper for themselves. The castmates try to find an exit and Justin finds one by accident. It leads to an elevator that leads to a fancy water tower. Chris then appers on a hologram screen and tells them they must get the bag in the glass at the center of the room. While they think it's easy it then shows that they also have to avoid the laser beams, which can slice them in half if they aren't careful. LeShawna, Harold, and Duncan finally decide to form an alliance during the challenge. Beth and Lindsay fight about how they got stuck between laser beams, and Justin has some issues thinking for himself. Courtney shows her flexibility by jumping around the lasers and getting the bag. Once she gets the bag, she finds out that there are just wire cutters and a grappling hook in it. LeShawna then remembers that Chris mentioned jumping off of an exploding building, and Chris begins the ten second countdown. Everyone begins to say how they don't want to die and that they'll miss each other's smiles, and Chris then begins to laugh hysterically after he tells them it was just a joke. But then he begins the real countdown.

Quotes
Courtney: (in confessional) And that's the only million LeShawna will ever see. My lawyers are working on it right now. Courtney: Door, meet door knob. Lindsay: Oh, yeah! Justin: Beth, it's gonna be alright. Just focus on my calming beauty, and my soothing complexion. Beth: (cries) Justin: Ah! I'm hideous! Beth: I'm so sorry! Are you okay? (Beth touches his elbow) Justin: Ah! I bruise easier than a clingstone peach. Must prevent swelling...I need ice! Ice! (Justin runs away, then looks at himself in a mirror) I...am...a hideous beast! No one will ever hire me again! My modeling career is over! I'll have to go work in the circus as one of those...circus freaks. LeShawna: Jamaican? More like Japanese. Courtney: No, Swedish! Beth: French! Harold: Kinda sounds Italian to me... Chris: Um...hello? It's Russian. Lindsay: Oh, I do! I do! Duncan: I don't normally trust technology, but in this case I'll make an exception. (He follows Courtney) LeShawna: Honey, that direction only leads to a broken heart and tears on your pillow. LeShawna: You've got to be kiddin'. You're willing to bargian...with our lives? Courtney: Uh, dun. And the offers better be good. I already have a PDA. Lindsay: Well, how about a bottle of my face brightener? Papaya's really good at perking up an ashey complexion. Harold: My prized action-figure Transistor man, still in the box? Beth: My French maid's outfit? What? I played a French maid in the school play. Courtney: Sorry, none of these pathetic offers interest me. Harold: What do you want, Woman? Time's running out, can't you see? Courtney: I share the prize money with you 50-50 if you win... Harold: (lifting up his pants, showing a yellow spot on his underwear) Yeah...nearly...
 * LeShawna: I've said I'm sorry for the teensy spa lie a million times!
 * Lindsay: (to door) Door? It's me Lindsay...from this morning! You remember!
 * Harold: (in confessional) I used to think the producers were mean. But now I think they're actually trying to kill us! If you ask me, it's a conspiracy to- (An intern knocks him out by hitting him in the back of the head with a stick)
 * Beth: We're all gonna die!
 * Justin: (After Beth elbows him in the eye) My eye! My beautiful, un-insured eye!
 * Duncan: Dude, what's with the bad Jamaican accent?
 * Courtney: Does anyone know anything about bombs?
 * Lindsay: (in confessional) I was once in a musical about the environment called 'The Three Rs.' I was recycle and my best friend Marci played reduce. She paints her nails grapfruit, just like me. Anyway, only three people showed up and the director said it bombed so, yeah. I know a thing or two about bombs.
 * Courtney: The GPS indicates that there is an exit somewhere over there.
 * Justin: Now that I'm a hideously deformed circus freak, I have to rely on my brains to win this thing. You hear me brain? Yeah, I'm speaking to you!
 * Justin: (in response to the challenge) Brain, got any ideas?
 * Beth: What kind of BFF are you anyway?!
 * Justin: Okay, brain, it's all up to you. I know you haven't had a lot of exercise in the past um... sixteen years, give or take, but you can do this.
 * Duncan: (in confessional) Nothing grips my wheel more than a chick with a furious spin-heel-flying jump kick. After that mixed matial arts display, Courtney shot way up on my "you're all aight" meter.
 * Courtney: Uh, not so fast. What do I hear for a ride to freedom?
 * Chris: (while scene is paused) I knew there was a reason we picked Courtney. She's nasty. I love nasty.
 * Harold: Get ready for the fireworks!
 * Beth: I nearly Peed my Pants!
 * Justin: Brain, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
 * Duncan: (after seeing Courtney flip through the lasers) If I were a wolf I'd howl...oh, what the heck. (Howls)

Trivia

 * Title Reference: This episode's title is a reference to the 1954 film, Dial M for Murder. This is the first episode where the title and the challenge are drawn from different movie genres--murder mysteries and spy movies, respectively.
 * The Killer Grips and Screaming Gaffers are merged in this episode.
 * This episode featured a reference to 6Teen.
 * In this episode, Courtney coerced all of the other contestants into splitting the prize money with her, 50-50, if they win, but was later coerced herself into calling off the deal.
 * The prize was an all-expense paid trip to a local cheese factory.
 * In this episode, LeShawna sucessfully made the alliance she had been trying to make since One Flu Over the Cuckoos, even though Heather, who she originally wanted to make the alliance to get rid of, was eliminated in the previous episode.
 * If you look closely during the 6Teen musical reference, at one point Courtney's hands are around Justin's waist.
 * This episode reveals that Courtney is lactose intolerant, making her the second (known) one to be so.
 * Even though Courtney denied going to the cheese factory, a preview for the next episode shows her boarding it off-screen.
 * The scene of Courtney going through the lasers is a reference to the film Entrapment.
 * There are many references to the James Bond film's franchise, including the beginning of the episode when Chris appears in front of the camera throwing a tomato on it.
 * Although Beth was confirmed to have dotted eyes in Total Drama, Drama, Drama, Drama Island!, this episode now fully confirms it as her glasses were off completely.
 * Beth nearly wet her pants in this episode.

Goofs

 * Justin was not shown with his black eye in many scenes of the episode.
 * The time on the countdown appears to be shorter than three minutes, though this is common in cartoons.
 * The countdown in the building is also much longer than thirty seconds, although this is common in cartoons as well.