User:Fedora Kid

Hello, everyone! This is Fedora Kid. That's right; the semi-popular author from FanFiction.Net now has his own account on TDW! I'm so excited to have my very own account here, and I can't wait to get started with some serious Wiki work!

About me:
I'm a guy, currently 15 years old. As you might be able to tell, I'm obsessed with the Total Drama series. I loved TDI, even though I wasn't too interested in it until Hook, Line, and Screamer; then I realized how awesome the show is! And I watched all of TDA. AWESOME! I'm currently anticipating the next season, Total Drama, the Musical. It's gonna be a hit!

Info:
Favorite Guy Characters: Ezekiel, Cody, Owen, Harold, and Geoff

Favorite Girl Characters: Heather, Lindsay, Izzy, and Bridgette

Least Favorite Guy Characters: Justin, Duncan, and DJ

Least Favorite Girl Characters: Courtney, Katie and Sadie, LeShawna, Beth, and Gwen

Favorite Pairings (Canon): Tyler/Lindsay, Owen/Izzy

Favorite Pairings (Fanon): Cody/Gwen, Duncan/Gwen, Ezekiel/Bridgette, Ezekiel/Heather, Ezekiel/Izzy

Least Favorite Pairings (Canon): Duncan/Courtney, Trent/Gwen, Geoff/Bridgette

Least Favorite Pairings (Fanon): Duncan/LeShawna, Ezekiel/Eva, Cody/Noah

Favorite Episodes (TDI): Hook, Line, and Screamer; Dodgebrawl; Paintball Deer Hunter; Camp Castaways; After the Dock of Shame; Not So Happy Campers Part 1 - Part 2

Least Favorite Episodes (TDI): The Big Sleep; Basic Straining; Search and Do Not Destroy

Favorite Episodes (TDA): Monster Cash; Alien Resurr-eggtion; Full Metal Drama; Top Dog

Least Favorite Episodes (TDA): Ocean's Eight Or Nine... (and pretty much all episodes after that; the reason why is plain to see)

Character Rankings (from least to greatest):


 * 22nd: Courtney - She's a spoiled, whiny, selfish, poor-sported, loud, obnoxious, sue-happy, cheating, egotistical, overreacting brat! She did NOT deserve to come back to TDA, let alone by cheating her way into the season! It's her fault that Owen got eliminated from the show, BOTH times! She does not deserve to be in TDM, either!


 * 21st: Justin - He should've remained silent. Not only did he become an antagonist in TDA, but he was a bad one! And not Heather-bad, but bad-bad, as in he doesn't know how to be an antagonist! He rarely did anything truly evil in TDA (besides causing Gwen and Trent's break-up, and getting Izzy voted off in "Full Metal Drama"). All he did was manipulate Lindsay and Beth and take off his shirt all the time.


 * 20th: LeShawna - I really don't see why she has so many fans. She's sassy, and, frankly, I'm a little sick of her always referring to everyone else as "White boy/girl;" it's somewhat racist.


 * 19th: Gwen - Originally, I thought she was OK, but after seeing how evil and cruel she was to Trent in TDA, her popularity went south for the winter.


 * 18th/17th: Katie and Sadie - They can be somewhat funny when they're together, but when they're separated, they become pathetic characters. Sadie after "The Sucky Outdoors" is living proof of that. After her BFF's eliminiation, she had no lines - ABSOLUTELY no lines at all - in "Up The Creek," "Paintball Deer Hunter," and "If You Can't Take The Heat..." Besides, when they're together, the sounds they make somewhat resemble communicating dolphins. However, I do express my sympathies to all fans of these two girls (or, in rarer cases, just one of the girls); I mean, these two were both eliminated early in TDI, weren't in TDA, and right now, there's absolutely no sign of them AT ALL in TDM? I know how bad THAT must feel. So all Katie/Sadie fans, Katie fans, or Sadie fans, just hang in there, because there is always season four, right?


 * 16th: Beth - She's just plain weird, and personally, I just don't think she belongs in TDA. Despite being the runner-up, she hasn't really had any major character development in the whole season (outside of the whole Brady thing).


 * 15th: DJ- He's seriously a boring character. He often has no lines, and it's slightly pathetic how he's the tallest, and should be one of the toughest campers of them all, and yet he's afraid of Heather shaving her legs (...but then again, can you really blame him?) But again, not too interesting overall.


 * 14th: Duncan - I don't really hate him, I just think he's seriously overrated. He has way too many fans (particularly those of the whole Duncan/Courtney pairing), and he's made it too far in both seasons: final four in TDI and WINNER in TDA? Talk about overstaying your welcome! But I do favor him over Beth.


 * 13th: Trent - He's OK. I never really paid attention to him up until the Gwen/Trent break-up issue. I'm totally on Team Trent, but that's the only reason he doesn't rank any lower on this list.


 * 12th: Eva - I do admit that she should have more screen-time in the season, but her temper problem is basically asking to be kicked off early.


 * 11th: Tyler - He could become more developed over the course of TDM, but they're gonna have to dig deep; he's pretty dull (although he has some hilarious facial expressions!). And I really like the Tyler/Lindsay relationship mainly because they seem like the best match, as oppose to all those mismatches, such as Duncan/Courtney and Harold/LeShawna.


 * 10th: Noah - Same as Tyler.


 * 9th: Izzy - She can be pretty funnny. And I am definitely a fan of the Owen/Izzy relationship!


 * 8th: Bridgette - I think she could make a great character now that she's in TDM without Geoff. Without their constant making-out, she could have more time for the show to actually focus on her personality and background rather than her lips.


 * 7th: Geoff - He was a really funny and great character up until he and Bridgette hooked up. Then his character became ridiculous. Although making him a semi-antagonist with TDA Aftermath is a nice touch. I'm a little upset that he's not in TDM, but I guess it was the only way to separate him and Bridgette.


 * 6th: Harold - Hilarious character from the start! It's awesome that he made it to the final five in TDA! And he probably hits on more girls than anyone else! Personally, I think that he and Heather should hook up.


 * 5th: Lindsay - Her dimwittness makes for many a great joke.


 * 4th: Owen - He was originally my top favorite character in the show, up until I eventually became an Ezekiel fan! I still root for him, and believe that he should've won TDA (he deserved the money since Chef ripped up his $100,000 check). His elimination at the hands of Courtney was totally unfair, and I was so excited when he came back! I was glad that he at least lasted longer than Courtney (even if it was for about a minute), and Chris should just give him the $50,000 he promised him! Owen needs that money, man!


 * 3rd: Heather - The fact that everyone else hates her makes me want to like her! I think she makes a great antagonist! What she has that Justin and Courtney lack is that she knows how to work the game. She schemes and plans things out, she at least plays fair and square, and at least she admits to being evil! Justin just likes to have girls do his dirty work, and Courtney cheats her way into everything.


 * 2nd: Cody - I can relate to him so much because I'm a geek, somewhat like him. He's hilarious, and Heather should've gone instead of him. He is the one character I wanted to qualify for TDA the most (along with Ezekiel). I'll bet you that the only reason he didn't is because Peter Oldring wasn't working on the show at that time. And he is definitely going to make it far in TDM!

Couple Rankings:
 * 1st: Ezekiel - He has the most potential out of any character on the show! He's the only Canadian contestant for one. He can speak over eight different languages (and TDM is the perfect chance for him to capitalize on that). He could easily make for a fan-favorite in TDM! And he had BETTER not be voted off early AGAIN in TDM; he deserves that screen-time!


 * 6th: Duncan/Courtney - Cliche. Overrated. Pointless. This is the reason that "Basic Straining" is one of my least favorite episodes of TDI. And TDA sure didn't help, either. At that point, all that Courtney did was kick Duncan where it counts. That's the only reason that I feel sympathy for Duncan in this whole thing. That, and when he finally stood up for himself in "Top Dog." Seeing him learn how to take care of himself and vote her off was one of the best moments in Total Drama history! I was SO glad when that couple broke up, but I was enraged when they got back together. It just shows how pathetic Duncan really is, if one little kiss (not to mention through a disgusting, slimy, ink-covered face) was enough to convince him to get back together with a psycho, AND split a million bucks with her!
 * 5th: Trent/Gwen - It was OK at first; a nice love story, with them being able to make ammends and forgive each other for past mistakes. It was a great source of drama, heartbreak, and forgiveness. But even so, it has a history of instances where Trent is blamed for things that go wrong, when they aren't even his fault! For example, when Heather kissed him in "Search and Do Not Destroy," HE gets voted off! And now Gwen thinks that, just because he has a lucky number, he's automatically "weird." Poor guy.
 * 4th: Harold/LeShawna - A serious mismatch. It barely had two episodes when it was actually a couple, and then, after that, it became a completely one-sided relationship.
 * 3rd: Geoff/Bridgette - It was OK at first, but when they got to the point where they became absolutely obsessed with each other, and barely came up for air while they were kissing, it became ridiculous.
 * 2nd: Owen/Izzy - Hilarious couple! I swear, I never saw their epic hook-up (and subsequent temporary break-up) in "Hook, Line, and Screamer." It was awesome! I also like the whole idea of it always being on/off, on/off, on/off, over and over again! Sometimes, you have to wonder if they're actually a couple! And I also think that's it tragic how, just as they were becoming an official couple once again, and probably for good, Justin gets Izzy voted off again in "Full Metal Drama." Yep; just another reason for me to hate Mr. Male Model even more. I can't wait to see how their relationship advances in TDM!
 * 1st: Tyler/Lindsay - You've got to love the only couple whose members were separated by seasons. But this did make for good humor with Lindsay continuously forgetting that he's not even there! And actually, I think that the very fact that they're not competing in the season is what saved their relationship. I mean, almost every other couple has broken up because of this season (except for Owen and Izzy). I can't wait to see them both return in TDM!