User blog:TDADJ/TDWT's Ending. WTF?! Note there are spoilers

Well. I would like to say, WTF. Why? The ending. To sum up the ending, this happened (with my opinions) Most of you agree. WTF kind of ending of this. So I thought of one myself.
 * Cody Trapped Heather by accident (Where it starts)
 * Cody cheers on Heather (D'awwww Cody x Heather.)
 * Alejandro's snake tounge kisses "Heather" after reaching the top. (Ew may I add)
 * Heather arrives and admits she loves Alejandro. (>_>)
 * AxH moment (I'm now a CxH fan.)
 * Heather kicks Alejandro in the groin and kicks him to the bottom of the volcano, (w00t!)
 * Heather Wins by throwing alejandro statue into lava... (>_> And... 3.2.1...)
 * Or does she? Zeke pops up and Zeke and Heather fight for the case. (>_> Okay. What?)
 * Zeke falls into lava with million dollar case. (LotR:RotK >_> Seriously? Unrealistic.)
 * Volcano erupts. (...Joy.)
 * Alejandro get's burnt by lava after trampled (>_> Yet, he's alive.)
 * Zeke then is shot out into the ocean. (>_>)
 * Heather is hit by a giant Rock. (The End?)
 * Alejandro is being "Rebuilt" (>_>)
 * The first 6 things happen.
 * The Volcano erupts (no Zeke issue)
 * The hawaiian man shows up and says it needs a second sacrifice.


 * Heather quickly rejects to give up the million, but then does it as she is almost hit by a rock. *Chris cues a solo song here or later after*


 * She then throws in the million, and sheds a few tears.


 * Everyone cheers. *Chris cues a group song here or earilier mentioned*


 * Chris then signs off, Suddenly, Zeke shows up, normal, asking where did the million go.

Likey? I'll make lyrics for both the solo song and group song later.
 * Chris then rolls his eyes and the shows ends.