One Million Bucks, B.C.

'''Chris turns back the clock to the stone age as the cast mates engage in prehistoric challenges. One castmate starts to alter the game with her own rules, making another player adjust her presence, as another goes to drastic measures in order to get what they want.'''

Plot
As the episode begins, the inside of the trailers is shown. First the girls trailer where Heather gets bitter over Lindsay still having hair while she is bald and proceeds to hurt her by pulling on the hairbrush that had gotten caught in a hair knot. When Courtney enters, Lindsay glares at her since now that she is back on the team, no one will listen to her anymore. Upon seeing Courtney's hair, Heather decides to try and steal it to make herself a wig; several times through the episode she tries to do this but fails miserably all the time. In the guys trailer, Justin talks about all the parts of his body his agent tells him to protect while Duncan talks about how he doesn't care about Courtney anymore (while secretly daydreaming about her).

The teams hear a loud bonghorn and exit the trailers to find Chef and Chris outside, in loincloths. After Chris tells the castmates about a set of special treatments Courtney got herself, such as keeping her PDA, her own bathroom and gourmet food; he announces the challenge to be about a period movie, the period? The Paleolithic period, a.k.a The Stone Age. Chris then tells the castmates to dress up in the loincloths he provides and gives Heather a Flintstones-like wig.

The first challenge involves both teams trying to make fire with only rocks. While Lindsay further argues with Courtney about no one listening to her since she arrived, Duncan steals glances at Courtney and Harold gets chased multiple times by the Giant Woolly Beavers. When the challenge begins, Duncan and Courtney start a competition between each other to see who can light the fire faster, which Duncan ultimately wins since he uses a lighter to light the fire. After Courtney complains on how those rocks couldn't light anything, Lindsay lights a fire accidentally with only one strike of the rocks. The second and final challenge involves two members of opposite teams in two rock pedestals above a tar pit, trying to knock each other off with bones. Chris then reveals that since he saw Duncan using the lighter to set up the fire, the Grips won the first challenge and they get larger bones to fight.

The first round is between Lindsay and LeShawna. After Lindsay asks when the fight begins, Chris blows on the giant blowhorn from the beginning of the episode, startling Lindsay and making her fall into the tar pit. In the second round, Heather fights against Beth. While Heather throws random strikes, a giant Monster Loon snatches her new wig and makes her fall forward and cling on Beth's bone. Beth lets go and Heather falls into the tar pit. The final round is between Harold and Justin. When the fight begins, the Wooly Beavers return and chew through Harold's rock pedestal like a tree trunk, making him fall forward and knock Justin off his pedestal, causing both to fall into the tar.

With the score tied at two apiece, Chris then proceeds to announce the final tie-breaker bout...Courtney vs. Duncan. Since the Wooly Beavers destroyed one of the pedestals, Courtney and Duncan must now share one. While on top the pedestal, Courtney clings onto Duncan so as to not fall, after Duncan teases her with her wanting to kiss him, they both fall backwards, but Courtney grabs onto Duncan's arm and pulls them back up and they accidentally kiss. After a confessional where both reveal that they both still love each other but at the same time make each other angry; we are shown the pedestals again, this time, Courtney pulls Duncan into another kiss, but while they're kissing, she hits Duncan in the crotch with the battle bone and knocks him off the pedestal, making the Killer Grips the winners.

Chris then announces that no one gets voted off, but that the Grips get a special reward...a giant Flintstones-like Mammoth rib; which Chef later accidentally knocks into the tar pit. As a consolation price, the Gaffers get a Giant Loon Egg to make a tartlet. When the Giant Loon comes back for its egg, Heather beats it up and gets her wig back. The episode ends as Courtney in the confessional saying she still likes Duncan but will not admit it, while saying that he got what he had coming for the relationship she believes he had with Gwen. While Duncan says he didn't have a relationship with Gwen and says he still likes Courtney while complaining about how she hits his "kiwis" (as he puts it). Chris gets the last word in confessions, apologizing for the lack of plot development regarding Heather stealing Courtney's hair, explaining that due to Courtney's litigious nature, they "Can't harm a hair on her head" as he puts it.

Quotes
Justin: My agent, Jesús, says it's my best feature. Along with my neck, nose, chin, cheekbones, earlobes, eyebrows... Duncan: You know who has nice hair? Courtney. I mean, not that I've noticed. Justin: ...or maybe it's my eyes... Duncan: I mean, I did notice...back when I cared. LeShawna: Not a bad idea... With Courtney on your team, You better watch your backs. Beth: She's so bossy! Lindsay: And it's not like we needed another Know-It-All on this show. Heather: Oh really? (Heather strokes Lindsay's hair violently again.) Lindsay: Owww! I was talking about me! Now that's bossy mcsmartypants is back, no one is ever going to listen to me ever again! LeShawna: Sorry, did you say something? Heather: Great to have your hair... Uh, ''here! here!'' Great to have you here, Courtney.
 * Duncan: (to Justin) How can you spend so much time on your coif?
 * Duncan: I, I make fire! (pounds on chest) OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH!
 * Lindsay: (Heather strokes her hair violently) Ow! Heather! I think you pulled my eyes into the back of my head!
 * Courtney: Isn't anyone glad to see me?!
 * Duncan: (angrily) Having Courtney back reminds me of how much she drives me crazy! (daydreaming) And how much she drives me crazy.

Chef: Hand it over... All of it Prehistoric Pond scum!
 * Duncan: Hey Hey! Easy here! Not a lot of fabric!
 * Chris: Please note, no animals were harmed in the making of this television program. (looks at someone offscreen, annoyed) Okay, we good?
 * Heather: I got some! Courtney's hair, soon it will be mine, all mine! (starts laughing like a maniac) What? I'm not crazy, just bald.

Duncan: You said there are no rules. Courtney: There are if you have a good lawyer. Chris: Chef, Let's get this over with... Ahem! Rule one. Not withstanding that contestants are not permitted with contact from the outside world. The contestants hereafter refer to as "Courtney" may retain a Personal Digital Assistant. AKA her PDA. Beth: What?! That's so not fair! I'm the one with a boyfriend! Chris: Care to take that up with our legal department, Beth? (Chef breaks a court mallet and Beth gasps) Chris: Didn't think so... Rule Two. Where as contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience consisting of producers, and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster. Beth and Heather: No Way! (Everyone but Chris and Courtney yell in protest) Chris: Let's see your lawyers get you out of this one. Courtney: What?! I'm still sleeping in the girl's trailer! Chris: Where she will have a pure goose down pillow, extra comfy lofter, and 700-count sheet. Oh! and her Own. Private. Bathroom! (Everyone yells in protest but Chris and Courtney again) Chris: Those are the new rules. Let's call them "Courtney's Rules" in honor of Courtney. Who gets special treatment. And an unfair advantage. Duncan: Nice, Our spoiled princess didn't waste anytime hooking herself up! Courtney: And you didn't waste anytime hooking up with Gwen after I left! Duncan: While I'm touched you're obviously still hot for me, my relationships are none of your business. Courtney: You're on TV! They're everyone's business! Duncan: Well at least the whole world knows I play by the rules... Most of the time! What? Don't think you can win the million bucks fair and square? Courtney: I could kick your two-timing butt with my eyes closed and both hand tied behind my back! Duncan: Gonna be pretty tough to eat lobster like that! (Both growl at each other) Heather: You let go!!! Beth: Okay!!! (Lets go of Heather). Courtney: Don't get too hyped up, Duncan won't last more than 2 seconds.
 * Chris: Thanks to Courtney's lawsuit, She'll be playing by a set of different rules.
 * Beth: (Holding onto Heather) Let go!
 * Beth: (in confessional make-up room) They make us do a lot of horrible, humiliating things to each other on the show, and I haven't been very good at most of them. But, when I knocked Heather off her high pedistal, and made her fall into a pit of bubbling tar, well, that was my high point of the competition. (laughs) Maybe my whole life!
 * Duncan:(To Harold) Don't worry, beavers can't swim through tar! (the beavers swim through tar) And the stands are made of plaster, not wood, and beavers can't climb!(one beaver eats the stand, the other starts to climb) Guess my knowledge of prehistoric beavers is pretty rusty.
 * Chris: That leaves the teams tied, and us with a grudge match between Duncan and Courtney, ON THE SAME COLUMN! You just can't write this stuff!

Courtney: All you're going to kiss... is the end of my bone. Courtney: Sure, Duncan has this primal animal magnetism, but he also wants to make me hit him where it hurts. Duncan: (squeaks in pain) Why do they always go for the kiwis? Why!!!? Chris: (picks his teeth) I know everyone wanted to see Heather cut off Courtney's hair. Trust me, so did I. (sips from Mr. Coconut) But, the girl's got a kick-butt lawyer, can't harm a hair on her head. (continues to pick his teeth) See ya next time, kiddies! (tosses toothpick aside) Same Chris Time, (tosses Mr. Coconut aside) Same Chris Channel! (glass breaks) Uh, wasn't me! (runs away)
 * Duncan: Quit trying to make-out with me.
 * Duncan: (in confessional make-up room) It's like there were two Courtney's up there; The nut-job I wanted to knock into the tar pit, and the hottie in the fur bikini.
 * Chris: Well, I'd say the Gaffers had a better chance with the one million BC, BC, Before Courtney.
 * Courtney: (in confessional make-up room) Duncan got what was coming to him, and so did I! Mmm, Lobster and Belgian chocolate!

Trivia

 * Title Reference: This episode's title is a reference to the 1966 film, One Millions Years B.C..
 * This episode more instances of nudity than any other.
 * Harold trips on soap and loses his towel.
 * Chef lifts Duncan up by his loin cloth, pulling Duncan's loin cloth up.
 * During the challenge, when Harold and Justin both fall into the pit, Harold accidentally rips off Justin's loin cloth.
 * This is the first Total Drama Action episode, since Alien Resurr-eggtion, where Heather has been seen with a wig.
 * This is the first episode in Total Drama Action (without counting the opening) where Duncan and Courtney kiss.
 * This is the first episode in the Total Drama Series to not have Owen in the main episode. (He was seen in the flash back, then mentioned later as a mammoth)
 * This is the second episode in the Total Drama Action that Chris uses the confessional cam, the first being Masters Of Disasters.
 * Beth mentions Brady yet again in this episode.
 * While Heather was the most hated in the competition before, now it seems that Courtney is the most hated by her fellow castmates.
 * Lindsay's bandanna seems to be lighter in this episode.
 * Courtney mentions again her status as a C.I.T., much to LeShawna's annoyance.
 * The contestants, Chef Hatchet, and Chris wear loin-clothes during the challenge in this episode.
 * Lindsay's is shown to be a pink animal-print; and Beth's is green animal print while everyone else's is an uncolored animal-print.
 * LeShawna is released from the bank vault in this episode.
 * This is the first episode where Chris's chest is seen. (However, only the left half is seen.)
 * Based on what is seen, Chris may actually have some muscles under his clothing similar to Justin and Duncan.
 * In the scene where Heather "brushes" Lindsay's hair to get a knot out, at one point, her hair slightly resembles Izzy's regular curly hair.
 * This episode reveals that Lindsay accidentally set her grandmother's house on fire when she was 12, twice.
 * Running Gag(s): Harold being attacked by Woolly Beavers. Heather trying to cut Courtney's hair. Courtney mentions her "C.I.T."
 * The Woolly Beavers and Prehistoric Geese return in this episode.
 * Heather's wig bears a slight resemblance to the hair of Pebbles from the Flinstones (as it is red and has a bone in it).
 * Heather calls the prehistoric goose that takes her wig "Tweety". This is a reference to the Looney Tunes character with the same name.
 * This episode marks the first time the Killer Grips won a challenge on their own, and the first time they won a reward at all.
 * Heather gets a new permanent wig in this episode, as she is keeps it in the next episode, until she gives it to LeShawna.
 * Mr. Coconut (or at least half of him) makes a cameo, being drunk from by Chris.
 * Oddly, this is after he got cut up by Chef. This is most likely why only the top half was seen.
 * This marks the first time Harold takes his glasses off. He has dotted eyes.
 * Owen leaving the show is shown in the recap. It was unknown what happened in the lame-o-sine, as it did not show him board last episode.
 * This is the first time since Beach Blanket Bogus where Tyler has been mentioned (Not counting Aftermath episodes.)
 * This is the first episode of both seasons where Scott McCord doesn't have a single line.
 * Chris' ending line "Same Chris Time, Same Chris Channel" refers to the ending lines of almost each episode of Batman (1960s Series) with the phrase "Same Bat-Time, Same Bat-Channel!"
 * We learn that Harold is afraid of beavers in this episode, or at least woolly beavers.
 * This episode marks the second time in which Duncan uses a lighter to solve a fire building challenge. This time, however, his team is penalized for its use.

Goofs

 * Lindsay's Name Goof(s): At the beginning of the episode, Lindsay makes a reference to Tyler, but mistakenly calls him "Tyson."
 * Justin is mysteriously absent in the fire making part of the challenge.
 * Heather cuts off some off Courtney's hair in the confessional but later she still isn't seen with the piece missing. Though it may be possible that Courtney just had her head turned a certain way that hid it.

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