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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our remaining campers competed in a drag race. (Thinks) No, not that kind... Though that would be funny to see. Hm, might have to save that for a later episode. (Evil chuckle) Speaking of challenges, this one if sure to be a doozy. Anywho, Hunter finally asked Gwen to be his boyfriend, Aiden kinda likes Alejandro and Brick most definitely likes Tess. Teens, am I right Karol? (Pulls Karol into the frame)
Karol: Don't touch me, you overgrown man child.
Chris: ... (He shoves her off the dock) At the bonfire ceremony it was either Justin for being manipulated by Alejandro intro driving his team's kart and ultimately crashing, or Noah for being a snarky know-it-all. On the gophers, it was James for losing the challenge and being tricked by Heather or Heather for being a mean old witch. In the end, Justin and James walked down the dock of shame. Well, James walked, Justin had to be rolled in a wheelchair. Who will lose this week? Find out at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet! Find out here, on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
===Dining Hall===
(The teams are all gathered at their tables and are eating)
===Mighty Ducks Table=== (REMINDER. The team consists of Alejandro, Ally, Brick, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Hunter, Noah, Sam and Tess)
(Hunter and Gwen are acting all lovey-dovey and corny. Ally sighs)
Ally: This sucks.
Harold: I know. I thought goths were supposed to make witty banter.
Ally: Not what I was talking about, but okay.
Tess: (Stabs her fork into the table) I hope Hunter feels pain in whatever challenge we have next.
Geoff: You seem pretty mad at him, brah. What happened?
Alejandro: (Sits down) I think she'd prefer not to talk about it.
Tess: Thanks, Alejandro.
~> Noah: I'm still keeping an eye on that guy...
Brick: (Nervously turns to Tess) So, Tess, I was thinking...
Tess: Yeah?
Brick: (He starts sweating) I was thinking we should start dat-
Alejandro: -I'm so sorry about yesterday's challenge turnout, everyone. Completely my fault for letting Justin drive.
Duncan: Whatever. he deserved it, Al.
Alejandro: (Eye twitch) I've told you, please just call me Alejandro. (Duncan is weirded out)
~> Brick: (Sighs) I can't quite find the confidence to ask Tess out. She used to like Hunter, how am I supposed to top that!?
===Killer Bass Table=== (Bridgette, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey)
Bridgette: (Brings a tray of food to Trent) Hey, Trent, I thought we could share, you know, since we're dating and all.
Trent: Oh... Yeah. (Groans)
~> Trent: Ever since Bridgette got that letter, she's been acting all gaga over me! I'm 99 percent sure that letter said "for Gwen" on it! Is she crazy or something!?
Courtney: Alright everyone, winning for the first time yesterday was amazing. If we keep up the same calm and collected attitude, we can still win today.
Jo: Gee, thanks captain obvious.
Karol: Keep quiet, Jo. Or else.
Jo: (Laughs) Or else what, old lady?
Karol: Or else I'll call that pack of wolves on you again.
Jo: ... (Shuts up)
Leshawna: No way that happened! I'm using that as blackmail. (Jo growls at her)
(Dakota stumbles to the table, looking completely roughed up)
Leshawna: Wow, girl, what happened to you!?
Dakota: No publicity makes Dakota crazy... (She stares off into the distance)
DJ: Looks like Izzy never left...
Zoey: (Freaked out) Honestly, I wouldn't rule out that possibility.
~> Dakota: (Her eye is twitching like crazy) If you don't remember, it is I, Dakota Milton! STAR! My entourage has been called off for a while... And I think it might be taking a toll on me. (Shrugs) Probably nothing to worry about.
===Screaming Gophers=== (REMINDER. This team consists of Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Heather, Katie, Lake, Lightning, Lindsay, Mike and Owen)
(Owen and Lindsay bring Heather her food)
Mike: How can you not see that Heather's clearly using you two?
Lindsay: Hailey's my best friend. (She forcefully hugs Heather. She just frowns)
Owen: Yeah. (Farts) What she said.
Katie: (Glares at Heather) You're evil, Sadie!
Lake: Sadie?
Katie: Oops. Meant to say Heather.
Heather: Um... Okay?
(Chris walks in)
Aiden: Uh oh, guys. (Gulps) It's torture time.
Chris: Couldn't have said it better myself, Aiden! Look to your right! Look to your left! Who is sitting among you? Friends? Enemies?
(Tess glares at Hunter. Leshawna and Jo frown at each other. Lightning is kissing his biceps. B is disgusted. Lindsay is still hugging Heather)
Chris: Anyway. Todays challenge is a test of trust. Trust challenges! You all ready? We have set up 5 trust related challenges for you all today! So... We have chosen the people for the trust challenges based on drama and whether we want to see the two bond some more. Or even both. So...your groups are…
=== Killer Bass --- Dakota and Karol, Trent and Bridgette, Courtney and Dakota, Jo and Leshawna, Dawn and Zoey
=== Screaming Gophers --- Lake and Mike, Lindsay and Lightning, Heather and Owen, B and Katie, Anne Maria and Cody
=== Mighty Ducks --- Alejandro and Noah, Hunter and Tess, Duncan and Brick, Geoff and Gwen, Ally and Sam
Chris: Congrats to DJ, Harold and Aiden! You guys are free for the day!
Harold: Awesome.
DJ: (he fist bumps Cody)
Chris: First part! To the rock wall! (The teams follow Chris)
===Rock Wall=== (The campers arrive at the wall)
Chris: Okay, for this part, we have Dakota and Karol for the Bass, Noah and Alejandro for the Ducks, and Courtney and Mike for the Gophers! Pick your belay, people!
Karol: Hey, Dakota, you're climbing.
Dakota: (She's on her phone) Hm?
Karol: (Angry) I said... You're climbing.
Dakota: Gosh no. (Waves her phone in the air) Entourage related problems,
Karol: (She just glares at her)
Dakota: Hate to break it to you, but I'm not climbing.
Karol: (Through gritted teeth) FINE.
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Alejandro: So, Noah, should I climb?
Noah: (Reading his book) Couldn't care less.
Alejandro: Splendid!
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Lake: Alright! I'll climb!
Mike: Lake! Sorry, but, uhh, I’ve got this. Trust me.
Lake: Sure, I trust you.
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(Karol, Alejandro, and Mike all strap on their harnesses)
Chris: And….GO!
(Karol glares at Alejandro before starting to climb. Alejandro quickly speeds ahead of her. Mike is on the ground for a second and the gasps. He transforms into Svetlana and starts climbing. He speeds past Karol)
Karol: What the!? How!?
Alejandro: (Kicks a bunch of rocks to Karol) Oops.
Karol: (She dodges them) You're gonna have to try harder than that! (Nearly slips) Whoah!! (Tries to catch herself, but loses balance. She falls because Dakota wasn’t paying attention) DAKOTA!
Dakota: What?! I’m busy! (Poses)
(Her entourage arrives)
Dakota: Yes! Finally! You're here! (Smiles)
Dakota's Entourage #2: Say Drama, Dakota!
Dakota's Entourage #6: It took us a while to get out of the sharks mouth, but it was worth it!
Karol: (In shock) Chris, your just going to allow this!?
Chris: (Thinks) Yep.
(Svetlana and Alejandro are still climbing)
Alejandro: I must admit, your skill is impressive, but I’m afraid I have you beat.
Svetlana: And why is dat?
Alejandro: (Points downward. Svetlana looks down. Alejandro steps on her hand and she falls but Lake keeps her from hitting the ground. Alejandro climbs up to the top of the cliff and wins) Yes!
Chris: Alejandro is at the top! He wins the first part of the challenge for his team. The Mighty Ducks have one point, while the Gophers and Bass have zilch! Haha. Must suck to be you guys. (The Gophers and Bass glare at Chris as he whistles) Haha. To the next challenge!
===The Forest Trapeze=== (Chris walks the campers to a trapeze in the forest. Underneath the swinging bars is a large pool of jellyfish, swimming about. Electrifying. Chris has them all look in the tank below the trapeze)
Bridgette: Wow! Are those...
Owen: Jellyfish! They look so edible!
Heather: Don't eat them.
Owen: Are you sure? (Reaches for a jellyfish)
Heather: (slaps Owen's hand) Don't eat them!
Chris: Yes! These are jellyfish.
Noah: Did you gas them up like the squids from the cliff challenge? Another one of your brilliant ideas.
Chris: Nope. And that squid idea of mine WAS a great idea! So zip it! Back to the challenge. Another one of my brilliant ideas. This is a trapeze. One camper will be blindfolded and dangle from the middle swing and another will be swinging on the trapeze to be caught. The swinger will signal for the other camper to jump. They will catch them. Or not. It IS a trust challenge after all. So, the groups are… Heather and Owen, Trent and Bridgette, and Brick and Duncan. Who’s up first?
Bridgette: (Holds Trent's hand and smiles at him) We'll go first.
Trent: (Shivers) Sure...
~> Trent: How do I break it to her!?
(Minutes later, Trent is on the trapeze, Bridgette is on the platform above)
Trent: Okay, Bridgette, only jump when I tell you to, okay?
Bridgette: (Nervously nods)
Trent: Alright... AND JUMP! (Bridgette jumps and Trent catches her. She takes her blindfold off)
Bridgette: Oh my gosh! You actually caught me!
Trent: Yeah... I did. (They stare into each other's eyes for a while)
Chris: Moving on. Bleh.
~> Bridgette: (Sighs lovingly) I can't wait for him to meet my parents.
~> Trent: Maybe the delusions aren't so bad after all.
Brick: (Gulps) Sweet death here I come.
Duncan: Oh come on, don't be such a wuss. (Duncan gets on the trapeze and Brick gets on the platform) Alright, I'll tell you when to jump.
Brick: Got it, soldier! (He salutes. Chris places the blindfold over his eyes) AHHH! THE DARK!
Duncan: Huh?
Brick: I CAN'T SEE! I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK! (He panic runs around and stumbles off the platform, knocking both him and Duncan into the water)
Duncan: (Sees a jellyfish) So this is my karma. (He gets electrocuted)
~> Duncan: (He peels a jellyfish off of his head) Never showing my face in public again.
Chris: Next up is Owen and Heather.
Heather: Don't screw this up, freak! (Owen nods, oblivious to the insult)
(Heather is on the trapeze while Owen is on the platform)
Owen: Okay, I’m gonna jump, NOW!
Heather: No! Owen, you big idiot! Wait!
(Owen bellyflopped onto a jellyfish)
Heather: (Facepalms) AGH! This team sucks!
Chris: Alright... Clearly the bass win this one. Thanks to Bridgette and Trent!
(Trent smiles to Bridgette for the first time)
Chris: So now we head to our Dining Hall!
Aiden: But people just got injured! Are they okay?
Chris: (Looks to the water. Brick floats aimelessly to the surface) Meh. They'll be fine.
(The contestants all walk to the Dining Hall)
DJ: (He approaches Katie) So Katie um.. What have you been up to lately?
Katie: Somebody sent a rock flying through my window. I think I have a secret admirer.
DJ: (Sweating) Yeah...
=== Dining Hall=== (Chris stands at his podium)
Chris: Okay! The six contestants here are...Ally and Sam, Lindsay and Lightning, Courtney and Dakota. You guys must cook these! (Chef wheels out a fish tank) In this tank are three Fugu Blowfish. These things are (cut off by Dawn)
Dawn: Highly toxic! Chris! These could kill someone!
Chris: (Rolls his eyes) An apt observation, Dawn. That's the whole point, so relax. We've got it all under control. They'll live...if they can trust! Trust in each other and you'll be fine.
Courtney: What if our partners CAN'T. Trust wouldn't have anything to do with it! (Dakota's entourage floods the room)
Chris: Oh, Dakota's your partner? You're done for. (Courtney just blankly stares)
Chef: (Uses pliers to drop a blowfish in front of Lindsay, Dakota, and Sam) Remember, the little TINY part on the inside. That's the killer. Make sure to get that part out. Hehe.
Lindsay: Eeeee! I love fish!
Lightning: I'm Sha-cooked.
===Campgrounds=== (All of the campers not competing in challenge three are lounging around and talking)
Zoey: I hope we win today. How awesome would it be to have a feast again? We won last time so, we can do this!
Jo: (Looks at Leshawna) Easy for you to say. You're not paired up with an incompetent person.
Leshawna: (Rolls her eyes)
Karol: I mean, you kissed Kai. He isn't really the best guy here.
Leshawna: Ugh! That was in the heat of the moment!
~> Leshawna: If your watching, Kai, baby, I didn't mean that! (Jo runs past Leshawna's confessional)
~> Jo: Heat of the moment, eh? I knew it! (Leshawna groans)
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(Brick is sweating profusely while looking at Tess)
Geoff: Yo, dude, are the shocks from the jellyfish still affecting you or something?
Brick: No... it's just... Nothing! (He walks off)
Geoff: Nice chat, man. (Shrugs)
(Brick walks up to Tess)
Tess: Oh, hey, Brick. You feeling better?
Brick: Um, better than Duncan. He's in the infirmary. (Tess chuckles) Oh, I made you laugh...
Tess: I know. Not an easy feat.
Brick: Um... Tess, could I talk to you for a moment?
Tess: Sure, what is it? Anything's better than glaring at Hunter.
Brick: RIght. So... I've tried my best to keep this under wraps, but I think I'm finally ready to tell you. (Tess tilts her head in confusion) Do you wanna go out on a date sometime!?
Tess: (Goes red) Oh. Uh. a date?
Brick: (Full on sweating) Yeah, like a date, like a normal date. Sound... Cool?
Tess: (Chuckles) Why not. I'll give it a chance.
Brick: (He breathes a sigh of relief) Thank goodness.
~> Tess: I feel... Happy. (Smirks) Maybe this show isn't so bad after all.
=== Dining Hall=== (Chris rings a bell. Alejandro enters and watches the dishes being served)
Chris: Time’s Up! Bring out the plates! (Looks over at Lindsay's dish. She uses her comb to smash it)
Lightning: Hey, Chris! Do you have a pen? (Shudders) I need to start writing my sha-obituary.
Lindsay: Oh, It can't be that bad! (Hands it to Lightning)
Chris: You have to eat it, Lightning.
Lightning: (He reluctantly takes a bite) Hey! It's sha-pretty goo- (Collapses to the floor)
Lindsay: Oops... Sorry.
Chris: I don't think he can hear you. He seems paralyzed. (Lightning barfs on the ground. Chef wheels him out to the infirmary)
(Ally and Sam step up)
Sam: I can't do this! I'll die!
Ally: (Grabs Sam by the collar) NO! I've trained every day in Grand Chef-Off Simulator! You'll be fine! You can trust me, Sam.
Sam: Yeah... Yeah! I'm not a Gameboy, I'm a Gameman!
~> Ally: He's a dead man.
(Sam takes a bite of the blowfish... Nothing happens)
Chris: Well would you look at that? He survived! (Everybody cheers, even people not on the ducks)
(Courtney steps up with the plate. Dakota is too busy taking pictures with her entourage)
~> Courtney: All of this training to become a CIT for what? To eat a poisonous blowfish made by a rich attention seeking girl. (Shivers) I'd say my future doesn't look too bright.
(Courtney sniffs the fish. She passes out just from the scent)
Dakota: Is that bad?
Chris: Yes, Dakota. Passing out just from the mere scent of the fish is bad.
Dakota's Entourage #4: That girl was being picky!
Dakota's Entourage #2: She couldn't handle the Dakota!
Dakota's Entourage #5: I'll prove it! (He takes a bite of the blowfish dish and... Dies)
Dakota: Well I know that's not good.
Chef: Well ladies and gentlemen, we've had our first fatality.
Dakota: First!? (Chef nods)
Dakota's Entourage #1: Oh no! JERALD!
Dakota's Entourage #4: Dakota! What has she done!?
Dakota's Entourage #2: She's a monster! Destroy the footage of her! (The entourage all smash their cameras)
Dakota: NO! My footage! My pics! Myself! No! (Cries)
Chris: (The entourage walk out) Hey Dakota... You okay?
Dakota: Not really. (Sniffs) Thanks for asking. I(cut off by Chris)
Chris: Good! Because we need you to sign these papers so that what just happened is not our fault and you are held completely responsible. (drops a load of papers in Dakota's hands. Dakota prepares to speak. Chris covers her mouth) So remember! If you don't sign those, I'll vote you out on the spot. (Dakota goes wide-eyed and pulls out a pen and gets to work) Okay. So the ducks won this challenge, no doubt! Next part involves the forest!
===Forest Clearing=== (Chris has gathered all of the campers who aren't in the infirmary, into a clearing)
Chris: Who told? William did. William Tell. It's the old Apple Arrow trust challenge! So, instead of shooting an apple off of someone's head, let's try an arrow! Got it? (They all shake their heads) Perfect! Let's go with Jo and Leshawna, B and Katie, Hunter and Tess. You guys ready? (They shake their heads again) GOOD!
(B, Jo, and Tess all put blindfolds on and grab apples to throw at their partners. Jo slightly peeks under her blindfold)
Leshawna: Okay, aim a little bit- (She’s hit in the stomach by an apple)
Jo: Oops. I must just have bad aim today.
Leshawna: Ugh. Fine. Just aim- (Is it in the face) OH COME ON!
Jo: (Chuckles) Okay, I got it out of my system. I'll actually try now.
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Hunter: (Groans) Please, Tess, I know you're mad at me... But please go easy.
Tess: Haha. Funny how you think you have a choice. (She rapid fires apples at Hunter, each of them hitting him anywhere BUT the arrow)
Hunter: Mommy...
~> Brick: Yeesh. What have I gotten myself into?
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Katie: Alright, B, let's do this!
B: (He puts a thumbs up)
DJ: Hey, man! Be careful! ... I mean, Uh, do whatever!
B: (He throws an apple at Katie, it misses her. This process repeats until B realizes it's not gonna work. He signals something)
Katie: I- I can't understand you, B!
Dawn: (From afar) He's telling you to keep talking so he can hear where your voice is, aim above that, and hit the arrow.
B: (Shell-shocked)
~> B: (He facepalms. To signal a "not again")
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Hunter: Okay, Tess! (Hit) Come on! (Hit) Stop it! (Hit)
Tess: (Takes a deep breath) You know what, I'm gonna be the bigger person here and stop.
Hunter: (Sighs) Thank you... Jeez.
Tess: BUT! Only because I'm dating somebody else now.
Hunter: Awesome! Guess what, I like Gwen! Ha!
Tess: Good!
Hunter: Good!
Both: ...
Tess: ... This is stupid. We're acting like 5 year olds. Friends?
Hunter: Sure. Friends. Now let's win this! (Tess actually tries now)
~> Tess: Honestly, I was a bit in the wrong there. It's not like Hunter and I were dating at the time when Alejandro told me he was talking to Gwen... But I'd never admit that.
~> Hunter: What I said was true. I like Gwen. She reminds me of 80's heavy metal van decals... Is that weird? (Sheepish smile)
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Katie: (She's speaking so B can hear her) So THEN, Sadie asked my what color nail polish I wanted, of course I went with hot pink! Duh doi! Then we went to buy these really cute zebra print pouches and these toats adorbs paris paintings and-
B: (Prepares to throw an apple when Katie starts squealing loudly and B misses the apple) ...
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(After hitting Leshawna several times with apples, Jo actually knocks the arrow off her head)
Chris: Finally! And after several minutes, the Killer Bass win! This means it’s a tie between the Bass and Ducks, which means it’s impossible for the Gophers to win, but they’re gonna play anyways just for my own personal entertainment. Now, let us continue! To the hill!
~> Leshawna: If we lose tonight, that Jo girl is gonna pay!
===The Hill=== (Chris has all of the campers on the top of the hill near three bobsleds)
Chris: Let's make this quick and easy! Bobsleds! Blindfolded driver. Non-blindfolded navigator! Booby traps.
Geoff: Heheh. Booby. (Gwen rolls her eyes) What?
Chris: Get going Dawn and Zoey, Anne Maria and Cody, Geoff and Gwen! (Tosses blindfolds to Geoff, Anne Maria, and Zoey)
Cody: (Flexes) Hey, Anne Maria. Don't worry, your in good hands.
Anne Maria: (Pushes him) Move it, scrawny.
~> Cody: (Shrugs) I guess the Codemeister charm doesn't work on all the ladies.
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Gwen: (Scared) I can't do this! What if something goes wrong!?
Geoff: (Shakes Gwen) Don't be so paranoid, dudette! Everything's gonna be fine!
Gwen: No it won't... (Hunter runs up the hill, coming back from the last challenge)
Hunter: Go Gwen! You can do this!
Gwen: (Smirks) You came to watch?
Hunter: Duh. You're my girlfriend?
Gwen: (Narrows her eyes at Geoff) Let's do this.
Geoff: Radical. (Peace sign)
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Zoey: Dawn! This is too scary! I'm afraid of skydiving, and tobogganing down a cliff is basically skydiving... In a way!
Dawn: Oh, Zoey, you'll just have to trust me. That's what this challenge is all about. (Zoey nods)
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(They move rapidly down a steep hill in a blind bobsled race. Anne Maria is driving while Cody is yelling instructions in her ear)
Cody: Go left! (Anne Maria swerves left) Now right! (Goes right) Okay, keep going straight!
Anne Maria: Hey, weirdo, could you stop holding me so tight!?
Cody: (Blushes) Oops. Sorry.
(Zoey is profusely nervously sweating while Dawn just sits calmly)
Dawn: Don't worry, Zoey, you're doing great. That's strange. I sense something up ahead. It doesn't feel like Mother Earth. We should be sledding over it right no(they sled onto a mine) NNNNOOOOOWWWWWWWW (They fly into the air)
Chris: The Bass are out! Can the ducks pull a win?
(Meanwhile, Geoff and Gwen)
Gwen: Okay, now turn left! NOW!
Geoff: Um... My left or your left!
Gwen: (Facepalms) We have the same left!
Geoff: Oooh. Alri-(Crashes into a tree)
(Anne Maria and Cody safely cross the finish line)
Chris: Huh. The Gophers win. But that means we have a tie between the Bass and the Ducks. Umm, Chef? Did we prepare any sort of tiebreaker.
Chef: Nope.
Chris: Huh. So we don’t have a clear winner…
Chef: Don’t. A triple elimination is bad for ratings.
Chris: Ugh. Fine. Hmm. How about this? Gophers, you guys lose no matter what tonight. So, how about you choose which team joins you in eliminating someone!
(The Bass and Ducks gasp in shock. Heather smiles and pulls her team into a huddle. The Gophers discuss it for a minute)
Heather: Okay, so we’re in agreement, then? (The Gophers all nod)
Chris: Well, who do you pick?
(The Bass and Ducks both look at Heather fearfully)
Heather: We pick…
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(The Bass glare at the Gophers while the Ducks sigh in relief)
~> Heather: What can I say? The Bass are filled up with powerful players. Hopefully they vote one of them off.
Chris: Well, you heard her! We still have a bit till the elimination so Bass, Gophers, discuss who’s going home.
===Screaming Gophers Porch===
Katie: Well that wasn't the best turnout.
Lake: You're telling me...
Cody: Well I know who I'm voting for. (A couple look to Heather)
Heather: (Looks to Lindsay and Owen) A word?
Lindsay: Yeah?
Heather: IN PRIVATE. (The three scurry off)
Lake: I didn't like the sound of that.
Mike: Don't worry. Heather's going tonight. We have majority!
Aiden: Hey Lightning, you feeling better?
Lightning: (Throws up)
===Killer Bass Cabin, Girl’s Side===
(Jo is pacing around angrily while the other girls lounge in their beds)
Leshawna: What's even buggin you!?
Jo: I didn’t want to lose again. But this team sucks! I can't win with you guys!
Leshawna: Excuse me?
Jo: I think I should lead, but you all-
Leshawna: -OH Listen to me, jerk! You are awful and girl, NOBODY on this team wants you here either! So SHUT UP or pack your bags. Either way, you're going home ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! We all hate you and are MORE than happy to teach you a lesson about respect, all ya gotta do is open your trap ONE MORE TIME! Got it!? (Jo just stares at Leshawna)
Jo: (almost breaks down) You....SHUT UP! (runs away from her cabin)
Leshawna: Okay... NOW I just got too harsh.
Zoey: I’ve never seen Jo actually like that before.
Leshawna: Yeah. I was a bit too mean.
Karol: So who do we vote off?
(Courtney stumbles in like a zombie)
Leshawna: Ooh, girl, what happened to you!?
Courtney: (Eye twitch) I think I know who to vote for...
Chris on Loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL LOSERS! REPORT TO THE BONFIRE PIT! PRONTO!
===ELIMINATION 11===
(The beach eerily shades the footprints of the people who've walked in. The waves rub up against the beach as if greeting the land with itself as an offering. While this is beautiful scene of serenity, it is also of suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)
(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. The Killer Bass take the logs to the right while the Gophers take the other side. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 20 marshmallows)
Chris: Killer Bass....Screaming Gophers....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 19 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, your out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallows go to.....
On The Gophers_____________________________On The Bass
Aiden, B, Cody....................................................................................Bridgette, Dawn, Zoey
(Aiden and B talk while getting their marshmallows. Bridgette blows a kiss to Trent. Zoey hugs Dawn)
Anne Maria, Katie, Lake.......................................................................Courtney, DJ, Karol
(Anne Maria kisses Mike. Katie and Lake squeel. Karol glares at Dakota)
Lindsay, Mike, Owen..................................................................................Trent, Leshawna
(Lindsay and Owen high five. Bridgette hugs Trent, he's oddly not resisting like usual though)
(Only Dakota and Jo left) (Only Heather and Lightning left)
Chris: Only two marshmallows left........The final two marshmallows go to
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(Heather sighs in relief. Jo also sighs in relief. Lightning is utterly shocked. So is Dakota)
Lightning: (Burps) WHAT!? How is Sha-Lightning out!?
Mike: Yeah! We had majority! Heather should be gone!
Chris: Well, It was originally going to 6-5 if Lightning voted for Heather... But he passed out before finishing writing down his vote, therfore forming an "l" instead of an "H"!
Lightning: Sha-rigged!
Mike: Gotta agree with Lightning here. (Chris shrugs)
Heather: Whatever. Later, losers. (She walks off)
Leshawna: Okay! One question y'all! ... WHY ISN'T JO GONE!?
Karol: Dakota murdered somebody today.
Gophers: ...
Dakota: BY ACCIDENT! (Chef drags her away) NO! I NEED MY FAME! I NEED MY SPOTLIGHT! THIS IS UNFAIR! I HATE MY STUPID TEAM! (Calms down a bit) I can't go now! I need my own spin-off series! My own department store! My own movie! NOOOO (Chef throws a burlap sack over her and throws her into the Boat of Losers)
Chris: For everyone watching at home, murder isn't the answer to every problem. Money is!
(GOODBYE DAKOTA AND LIGHTNING)
Chris: Alright, curfew time, kiddies. Go, NOW! (They run off)
===Killer Bass Cabin=== (Bridgette is walking with Trent)
Bridgette: So, since we both clearly like each other, maybe we should... I don't know, be official?
Trent: That'd be cool.
~> Trent: I'm never telling Bridgette about the letter... It's nice to be with her.
===Campgrounds=== (Brick and Tess are having a picnic date in the forest)
Tess: Wow, Brick, I still can't believe you set this all up for me.
Brick: That's the upside of not being able to sleep. You have lots of time on your hands.
Tess: A fellow insomniac. Cool. (They continue chatting)
(The two eat and talk for the rest of the evening. It's Brickess, people)
===Dock of Shame=== (The Bass and Gophers leave the elimination area, but Jo just sits quietly on the Dock of Shame. Harold approaches her)
Harold: Are you okay?
Jo: Why do you care?
Harold: You just seem off.
Jo: It’s my stupid team. They hate me.
Harold: Well, I don’t hate you.
Jo: (Laughs bitterly) Yeah right. (He doesn’t respond) You're being serious?
Harold: Yeah. I think you're amazing. Anyways, goodnight. (Starts to walk off)
Jo: Harold! (He turns around) Wait. Could you, you know, stay? It would kinda be nice to have a friend.
Harold: (Smiles) Sure.
(The two sit on the Dock of Shame)
Chris: (Walks out) And there you have i(is pushed into the water by Jo)
Jo: Shut it McLean!
Chris: My hair! Augh! Okay...anyway...Whatever yada yada yada next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(End of Episode)
Elimination Votes
(Screaming Gophers)
Votes for Lightning: Aiden, Anne Maria, Heather, Lightning, Lindsay, Owen
Votes for Heather: B, Cody, Katie, Lake, Mike
(Killer Bass)
Votes for Dakota: Bridgette, Courtney, Dawn, Karol, Trent, Zoey
Votes for Jo: Dakota, DJ, Dawn, Leshawna
Votes for Courtney: Jo
===Thoughts===
Lightning- Meh. I don't really have anything left in store for him.
Dakota- WETT IS FROM THE FUTURE, HE PREDICTED IT. Nah, this elimination was from both TDDO and TDRD. Buuut, I changed the reason. Unlike TDRD, which had many undeserved eliminations (Oliver, Karol, Riya, etc...) including Dakota, I actually have her an elimination reason; this one being murder, thrilling, I know.
Brick X Tess is here guys! Let's celebrate. Oh yeah, Bridgent is here too, I guess. And no more Huntess fighting is cool. Gwunter is cute... AGH, so many ships, I can't handle it.
