(Gen 1, Gen 2, DC2. Leave live reactions or just thoughts in the comments if possible)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers did more lovey dovey stuff than doing the actual challenge. Sheesh! But hey, 52 campers are bound to have some relationships. I DID trap 52 teens on a small island. The challenge was all about trusting your teammates. On the subject of trust, Tess agreed to a truce with Hunter, but Hunter doesn't really like how Brick and Tess are together. Wonder how that'll play out, hopefully better than Bridgette and Trent. Ugh! So corny! Also, NOBODY died last episode. THERE WERE NO FATALITIES. Authorities, if you're watching, everything was fine and dandy last episode! Anyways, then came the bonfire ceremony. On the Bass, it was either Jo for being a big 'ol meanie or Dakota for... Not killing someone with a blowfish. (Nervous chuckle) Yeah. And on the Gophers, it was either Heather for being an overall jerky person or Lightning because of Heather's "alliance". In the end, Dakota was eliminated for... You know. And Lightning was eliminated because of a little barf costing him his vote! But enough about them. Who will go home this week? Find out tonight at the most dramatic campfire ceremony ever! Here, on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!
===Screaming Gophers, Boys Side=== (The boys are waking up, Owen and Aiden aren't there, leaving B, Cody and Mike)
Mike: Guys, we need to talk.
Cody: Sure, what's up? (B looks curious)
Mike: I was just thinking about the last elimination and how Lightning got six votes.
B: (Tilts his head in confusion)
Mike: Obviously Heather is teaming Lindsay and Owen, so that's three votes, and then Lightning's accidental self-vote, but that's only four!
Cody: So what?
Mike: That means two people are working with Heather!
B: (He does a silent gasp)
Cody: Don't worry, Mike. We'll get to the bottom of this.
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(Meanwhile, At the back of the cabin. Heather, Lindsay, Owen, Aiden and Anne Maria stand there)
Aiden: Tell me one good reason why I should stay in this alliance with you Heather! You eliminated James!
Heather: Because you've already voted with me. You're an accomplice to murder.
Aiden: (Rolls his eyes)
~> Anne Maria: I couldn't care less about who goes! As long as I get to win with my sweet Mikey. (She sighs lovingly)
===Mighty Ducks Boy’s Side===
(Hunter approaches Brick)
Brick: Oh, why hello, Hunter.
Hunter: Hey, Brick. You don't have to ice me out. Tess and I are friends again. (They chuckle)
Brick: Great! I am NOT good at being cold! Phew.
Hunter: So... You and Tess are going strong, eh?
Brick: Of course. It'd be a shame if one of us got eliminated soon.
Hunter: (Scoffs) Yeah, I know. But what are the odds?
Brick: Slim to none. I suspect we'll get close to winning this game!
Hunter: Heck yeah. (The two high five)
===Campgrounds=== (Duncan walks out to find Courtney walking by)
Duncan: Heya Princes-
Courtney: Not. In. The. Mood.
Duncan: Okay then.
~> Duncan: Geez, what’s got her all moody?
Chris (Over loudspeaker): ALRIGHT CAMPERS, MEET ME AT THE CAMPFIRE PIT IN EXACTLY TEN MINUTES!
===Bonfire Pit=== (The three teams are lined up and spread out across the logs of the Bonfire pit)
Chris: Okay campers, today’s challenge is the classical game of Capture the Flag! BUT, with an exciting twist! Today’s challenge is called: Capture the Cabin! Each team has a cabin and that cabin will serve as their base. Each team will be randomly assigned a cabin to target and will attempt to overtake that cabin. If you can keep control of a cabin for a minute, you win that round. There are three rounds in total. For the first round, the Gophers will be targeting the Ducks, The Ducks will be targeting the Bass, and the Bass will be targeting the Gophers. You will use water guns. If you get sprayed, you're out for the round. Now, head back to your cabins where you’ll find a bucket full of water guns outside your cabin. Also, the first team back to their cabin wins a water cannon!
Jo: (Yells at her team) GO GO GO! MOVE FASTER OR I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!!!
Heather: QUICKLY PEOPLE, WE DON’T HAVE ALL DAY!
Brick: COME ON TROOPS, LET’S MOVE!
(All the campers take off running. Some trip and fall while some zoom off)
Chris: Hehe. I love my job.
===Campgrounds===
(B is running when Dawn runs next to him)
Dawn: Why, hello, B.
B: (Nervously waves)
Dawn: I understand that you don't really feel comfortable around me, especially since Kai proved that we both essentially lots about everybody here.
B: (Frowns)
Dawn: ... That didn't make it much better, did it?
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(Gwen and Hunter are walking and talking)
Hunter: -So then I was all like; I only cheated on that test so I could go vandalize the detention office!
Gwen: You're really stupid, aren't you. (The two smirk and blush at each other)
~> Hunter: I really like Gwen... But I like Tess. But Tess is taken. (Groans) It dating Gwen, Brick and Tess at once a viable option?
Duncan: (He catches up to the two) Hey, lovebirds! Enough chit-chat! We need that advantage!
Gwen: Okay... Just two more minutes. (Duncan rolls his eyes and runs off)
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(Lake is rushing when she bumps into Noah)
Lake: Ah! I'm so sorry, Noah!
Noah: No. It should be me for apologizing.
Lake: Huh? But I bumped into you-
Noah: No, not about that. About the other night, when you tried to thank me and I just brushed you off. That was a little jerk-ish of me.
Lake: (Punches Noah in the shoulder) No DUH. Of course it was. So... Wanna run together?
Noah: (Thinks) As long as you don't talk about those dumb vampire books.
Lake: (Gags) Ew. I hate those books.
Noah: Hm. That's... Awesome.
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(Courtney and Karol are running together)
Karol: (Sheepishly) Hey... Courtney, do I come off as... Mean?
Courtney: Um... Well, that depends... Uh...
Karol: It's okay. Be honest.
Courtney: (Takes a deep breath) You can come off as aggressive at times.
Karol: AGH! I knew it! (Courtney steps back) No, I'm fine... Here. (Karol whistles and a bunny runs up to Courtney)
Courtney: Aw! That's so cute! Thanks, Karol!
~> Courtney: (Holds the bunny) I think I'll call him... Duncan- (She catches herself) I... Um.
===The Cabins===
(Jo arrives first and is closely followed by the Ducks)
Jo: Yes! First! Ha!
Chris: Technically, no.
Jo: Huh?
Chris: Your entire team has to be here. The Ducks get the water cannon!
Jo: Oh come on, that rule is stupid!
Chris: Quit your yapping. The Ducks get the cannon and that’s final.
(The Mighty Ducks cheer. The Bass and Gophers arrive and groan in despair)
Chris: Alright, meet with your teams and get ready!
===Killer Bass===
Courtney: Alright, team, with enough strategy and brains, we can win this.
Jo: (Scoffs) Not without the cannon.
Trent: No, Courtney's right. We need some sort of plan.
Jo: How are we supposed to win without a cannon!?
DJ: Why do you love that cannon so much?
Jo: Because it's a big cannon.
Karol: No arguing there.
Jo: (Thinks) Wait! I have a plan! We need half the team to defend the cabin, and the other half to target the Gopher cabin. Me, Dawn, DJ, Zoey and Courtney will attack. The rest of you defend the cabin. Got that?
Leshawna: Why should I be taking orders from you, huh?
Jo: (Points water gun at Leshawna’s forehead) Because if you don’t, It’ll be considered mutiny.
(The two glare at each other hatefully)
Dawn: I fear I will not be able to attack. I never mean no harm
DJ: (Gulps) Yeah, me neither!
Zoey: (Shyly) Same over here.
Jo: I don't remember calling the WAHmbulance! This'll toughen you softies up! Get ready! (They nervously nod)
~> Courtney: I'm still trying to maintain my calm and collected strategy for this team. It's proving to be quite difficult.
===Mighty Ducks=== (Brick is marching around them)
Brick: Alright troops, I was made for this! WE were made for this! This is going to be a moment for the history books!
Harold: (Raises his hand) What happens if we lose?
Brick: Easy, we won't!
Duncan: (Scoffs) Easier said than done.
Brick: I think NOT! Look at our team! A great bunch we are! (Gestures to Alejandro, Duncan, Hunter and Geoff) Me, Alejandro, Duncan, Hunter and Geoff will lead the attack. Ally is in charge of the defense squad! (Smiles at Tess and she smiles back and blushes) Alright soldiers, this is war. But, I have one motto. Never leave a man behind. I will honor this motto and none of you will be left behind! Now, present arms!
(They all present their water guns to Brick)
Brick: Good. Alright troops, prepare for war! (Turns to Tess) As for you, don't cause too much trouble. (Winks)
Tess: (Blushes) Yes sir, commander Brick. (Kisses him on the cheek)
~> Brick: (Does a sigh of relief) I was just making all of that up in the heat of the moment! Was that cool?
Ally: I hate to break up this moment, but Brick, I can't lead a team! Look at me!
Brick: (Looks at Ally) Ally, there is a fire inside of everybody. You just need to find yours. (She hesitantly nods)
~> Sam: There is most definitely a fire inside of Ally. A pixelated one.
===Screaming Gophers===
Heather: Alright, losers. Me, Lindsay, Anne Maria, Mike and B for attack. B, build us a cannon like the one the Ducks have.
B: (Nods and rushes off)
Heather: Okay, be ready people, because if you mess up, you’ll have to deal with me!
(The Gophers all gulp in fear)
~> Lake: As schemey and mean Heather is, she's still a strategic leader.
===Cabins===
(The Bass, Ducks, and Gophers emerge, ready for war. Chris sits in a very tall chair. Chef, who is the referee, sits in a noticeably smaller chair. He glares up at Chris. Chris notices)
Chris: What? All they had were children’s sizes!
Chef: (Rolls his eyes and blows his whistle) BEGIN!
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(The Bass attackers rush the Gophers but are surprised when they see their cannon)
Jo: What the! How do you have a cannon!?
Lake: We have our ways.
Jo: Whatever. (Jo sprays Owen. She then aims at Cody)
Cody: Please no! I have a family! NO! (He gets prayed) Well, crud.
(Katie sprays DJ)
Katie: Oops! Sorry DJ!
DJ: (Blushes) It's fine.
Cody: Don’t apologize! We just got a point! (Is suddenly sprayed by Zoey)
Zoey: Oh, wow! I hit someone!
Jo: Don't just stand there, red! Keep going!
(The Bass keep pressing forward and the Gophers back up into the cabin)
Katie: Lock it! Hurry!
(Lake and Katie lock the doors to the cabin)
Lake: Oh. So this is how it feels to lock a door! I wouldn't know, my parents never let me have a door.
Katie: Um, Lake, kinda in the middle of a challenge right now!
Lake: Oh yeah!
(Outside the cabin)
Courtney: Darn it! They locked the doors!
Jo: (Booming laugh) It's almost comical how they think that'll keep me out. (She prepares to ram into the door when she's suddenly knocked off her feet by a large burst of water)
(Courtney, Zoey, and Dawn turn around to see B with a water cannon)
Courtney: Uh oh.
Dawn: Hey, B! (Waves)
Zoey: TAKE COVER!
(Zoey, Courtney, and Dawn dive behind some garbage bins being used as cover for the challenge. Courtney looks at the bin and suddenly gets an idea. She grabs the top of the garbage bin and marches toward B. B shrugs and shoots Courtney with more water. Courtney uses her shield to deflect the water and uses her water pistol to shoot at B. It’s going well when suddenly Lake opens the door and shoots Courtney in the side)
Courtney: Darn.
Lake: I have now officially committed an act of violence.
(Suddenly, Zoey and Dawn emerge from the garbage bins and Zoey sprays Lake and marches inside the cabin)
Zoey: Yes! We have control of the cabin!
Katie: Not for long. (Sprays Zoey and Dawn)
Chris: And with that, all of the Bass attackers are out for this round! Let's check on the gophers, shall we?
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(The gophers slowly walk from the side of the cabin while the duck defenders let their guard down)
Tess: (Nervously) Hey Gwen, I have something to tell you.
Gwen: Hm? Sorry, It has to wait until after the challenge. I want to impress Hunter with how good we'll do. (Smirks. Tess just glumly nods her head)
~> Tess: I was going to tell Gwen about how Hunter was talking to both of us at the same time, but what's the point? Hunter's a good guy now and I wouldn't be able to crush Gwen's heart. From one Asocial to another, we can't do that.
(The Gophers pop out from beside the cabin)
Heather: (Smirks) Hands up, freaks.
Harold: (Gulps) We had a good run.
(Everyone begins shooting at each other. It's a massacre)
Aiden: For James! (He closes his eyes and begins shooting everywhere. He hits Sam)
Lindsay: Oh! My turn! (She hits Heather)
Heather: Not me, you lamebrain! We're supposed to be fighting the ducks!
Lindsay: Oooh.
Chris: Hey, Heather, you got hit, you're out.
Heather: What!? I never got- (Turns to Lindsay) Oh come on! That counts!? (He nods)
Mike: (Tess begins spraying at him but Mike dodges it and gasps into Svetlana)
Svetlana: Yes! Svetlana will bring home the gold! (Mike/Svetlana does a backflip and steals Noah's gun. He now has two water guns. Mike begins spraying his water gun at the ducks. He hits all the ducks but Noah)
Anne Maria: Oh yeah, baby! (She grabs Mike and kisses him. He gasps back into Mike)
(The gophers have their guns aimed at Noah)
Noah: (Deadpan) Ahhh. I'm so scared. Please spare me. I have so much to live for.
Aiden: (Cocks his watergun until somebody speaks behind them)
???: I wouldn't do that if I were you. (They turn around, it's Alejandro)
Heather: What are YOU doing here? You're supposed to be attacking the bass!
Alejandro: (Points to the Bass cabin. The duck attackers have secured it) They practically gave us the cabin.
Heather: (Nervous chuckle) Spare us?
Alejandro: (He hits all of them but Aiden) I'm sorry, muchacho, but I must do this.
Aiden: (He smirks, drops his water gun and stands still. Alejandro hits him)
~> Alejandro: That fools loyalty to me is even dumber than I thought. (Laughs) What a fool.
Chris: Wow, that went quicker than I expected. Looks like the ducks win that one! Man, the Bass need to get their acts together. Alright teams, back to your cabins and get ready for round 2.
=== Bass Cabin ===
Jo: Come on, guys! What was that!?
Karol: We tried our best, you bully.
Leshawna: Well clearly our best isn't good enough! We need to work harder !(Jo looks confused)
~> Jo: Did Leshawna just... Defend me?
~> Leshawna: I hope that white girl doesn't that the wrong way. I am NOT on her side... Fine. The girl's been hurt enough already. Thought I'd pick her up for once in a while.
=== Screaming Gophers ===
Aiden: Alright guys, I say we do the same thing again.
Anne Maria: Heck no! I can't risk my hair getting wet again!
Heather: (Rolls her eyes) Fine. We'll take Owen instead.
=== Mighty Ducks ===
Brick: Alright, let's use that same rush of adrenaline out there, people! Anybody wanna trade positions!
Gwen: Sure. I'll get to be with Hunter. (The two smile)
Brick: Alright! Who wants to take her place?
Duncan: I can do it.
Harold: Why?
Noah: Because his uptight CIT girlfriend is playing offense for her team.
Duncan: (He grabs Noah by the collar) She's not uptight! ... And no, she's not my girlfriend!
Noah: (Deadpan) Aaaah.
Alejandro: Boys, stop fighting. We can do this! For the Mighty Ducks!
Mighty Ducks: For the Mighty Ducks!
===The Cabins===
Chris: Okay, this time, we’re gonna do it in reverse! The Bass will attack the Ducks, the Ducks will attack the Gophers, and the Gophers will attack the Bass.
Chef: Can I get out of this dang kiddie chair now?
Chris: Give me one good reason to let you out of the kiddie chair.
Chef: We can make Oliver sit in it. (Chris thinks then menacingly chuckles)
Chris: Deal!
(5 minutes later, Oliver is sitting in the chair)
Oliver: (Sighs) Did you call me all the way over from the inter quarters just for this?
Chef: Duh!
Oliver: (Groans) This is so degrading.
Chris: That's the point. Anyways, NOW, we can start the challenge.
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(The bass rush the Ducks, much to their surprise)
Jo: You have the right to remain stupid!
Everybody: ...
Jo: Was that corny?
Leshawna: Just a bit. (Jo shrugs and they open fire. Noah is hit)
Ally: No! I'm leading this team, and we will not fail! OPEN FIRE! (Suddenly, all the ducks start firing at the bass)
Zoey: AHH! I'm not suited for this! (Hit)
Karol: Well this fricking sucks. (Hit)
Leshawna: Oh no! Not on my watch- (Hit) Come on!
(Only Jo and Courtney are left)
Jo: We are not losing again! (She begins firing like crazy and hits most of the ducks. Only Duncan and Harold are left) Any final words?
Harold: (Sprays Jo) Sorry.
Jo: ...
(Duncan aims his gun at Courtney)
Courtney: Oh come on-!
Duncan: The irony. It hurts. (He sprays Courtney. She storms offf)
~> Noah: (Scoffs) Knew it.
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(The Gophers are secretly hiding behind the Bass cabin)
Aiden: Okay, guys. I say half us go right, and the other half go left.
Heather: Whatever. Sure. I'll go with scrawny freak. (Gestures to Mike)
Mike: I was actually thinking I could go with Aiden.
Heather: And leave me with the fart machine? I don't think so.
Owen: (Whispers to Aiden) I think she's talking about you.
Mike: It's either Aiden or elimination. (Heather rolls her eyes) I'll take that as a yes!
~> Mike: Wow. This show has really made me more confident! Before I probably wouldn't be able to stand up to bullies, and now... I, uh, can!
(Heather and Owen have gone right. Aiden and Mike are heading left)
Mike: So, Aiden... I was thinking about Lightning's elimination.
Aiden: (Nervously) Yeah? What about it?
Mike: Heather definitely has an alliance. I trust B and Cody, so I know they're not in it. But I don't really know you... Be honest, are you in an alliance with Heather?
Aiden: Uh... Hey, look, we have a challenge to do! (Mike skeptically nods)
(They begin attacking the bass)
Karol: Not today! (She begins firing at the gophers. She hits Owen)
Owen: Aw man! How'd she hit me!?
Aiden: You're not exactly the smallest target, buddy.
(Bridgette and Trent start shooting together. They get a couple people out)
Trent: Don't screw up, Bridge! (She smirks)
Bridgette: I won't! (She gets hit)
Heather: Aw. Love. I HATE it.
(It's down to Trent and Heather)
Trent: Come on, Heather. It doesn't have to be like this.
Heather: Just give up, Trent. You're done fo- (Sprayed with water) HUH!?
Geoff: (He shot her) Hey! I hit somebody!
Chris: Hey guys. Hate to break your bubble but the Ducks won again.
Aiden: How?
Chris: They secured the gophers cabin. (The camera pans to the Mighty Ducks in the Gophers cabin)
Karol: Oh come on! That's the same gag from the last round! That's just lazy writing!
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===Reality=== (Miggle is typing and writing)
Miggle: Well that's rude.
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===Cabins===
Chris: Well since the ducks won both rounds, there's no need for a third round! The Mighty Ducks win, I guess.
(They cheer)
Brick: Good job, team! Everybody on this team did a great job!
Alejandro: Yes. Most definitely.
~> Alejandro: If I can't choose somebody to eliminate on my team, then I suppose I shall meddle in the elimination of another team. (Smirks) And I think I have the perfect method.
===Campgrounds=== (Dawn is meditating when she sees B)
Dawn: (Waves) Hello, B!
B: (He groans and slowly walks over)
Dawn: I just want to apologize for our interaction earlier, B. Don't worry, I won't read you anymore.
B: (He smirks and shakes her hand)
Dawn: Have a great rest of your night, Beverly. (When she realizes what she said, she covers her mouth) Oh no! My sincerest apologies B!
B: (He gasps and runs off)
~> Dawn: Beverly may or may not be the real name of B. (Sheepish chuckle) Oops.
=== Killer Bass Porch === (Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey are all discussing who the vote off. Suddenly, B approaches them.)
Trent: Hey B, what’s u-
B: (Takes a deep breath and then, SPEAKS!) Vote Dawn.
(Everyone there is shocked as B walks away without another word)
Jo: .....Did......
Courtney: .......he......
Leshawna: .......just.....
DJ: .......TALK!?....
~> Courtney: I thought he was actually mute! WOAH! Mind blown, really.
===Screaming Gophers Cabin=== (Heather's alliance is discussing who to vote when Aiden runs up to them)
Aiden: Guys! I know who to vote!
Heather: (Curious) Who?
Aiden: Mike! He's catching onto the alliance. He has to go.
Anne Maria: OH NO! We are not voting for my boyfriend! NO YOU DON'T!
Heather: If you don't vote for Mike then we'll tell him your in an alliance with me.
Anne Maria: ....... Fine. Just dis once.
~> Anne Maria: I cannot risk losing that hunk of a boy. (Sighs lovingly) Oh Mike, or Vito... What's up with that kid? (Shakes her hand) So handsome.
=== Bonfire Ceremony #12 ===
(The beach eerily shades the footprints of the people who've walked in. The waves rub up against the beach as if greeting the land with itself as an offering. While this is beautiful scene of serenity, it is also of suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)
(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. The Killer Bass take the logs to the right while the Gophers take the other side. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 18 marshmallows)
Chris: Killer Bass....Screaming Gophers....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 18 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, your out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallows go to....
On the Bass_______________________________On the Gophers
Bridgette, Trent, Leshawna...................................................Aiden, Anne Maria, Lake
(Bridgette and Trent hold hands while getting their marshmallows. Aiden and Lake chat)
Courtney, Karol..............................................................................Cody, Katie, Lindsay
(Karol harshly gets hers. Lindsay runs to get hers but trips)
DJ, Zoey........................................................................................................B, Owen
(DJ and Zoey fist-bump. B shamefully gets his. Owen rushes)
(Only Jo and Dawn left) (Only Mike and Heather left)
Chris: Only two marshmallows left........The final two marshmallows go to
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B: (He turns around and looks at Dawn. She's smiling)
Dawn: You know, I'm not too upset.
Bridgette: Sorry, Dawn. (B sighs)
B: (He rubs his head in shame)
Dawn: It's quite fine, B. Don't feel bad. Privacy is a sacred thing, and I invaded that. I came for Mother Earth and to see the way other people function. I've learned more than I ever could have imagined. And I'm happy for that. More importantly, I can return home and take everything I've learned and apply it to those around me. I can see people's pain. I can heal those who are broken inside. I see thing more differently. I'm just happy I received that chance. B, I'm sorry for digging into your soul. It was none of my business.
B: (He sighs, but manages to smile)
Heather: Hey, umm, Chris? What about us? (Gestures to her and Mike)
Chris: Oh yeah. The votes ended in a 5-5 tie vote. Which means we need a tiebreaker.
(Heather glares over at the members of her team who aren’t in an alliance. They smirk back at her)
Chris: The tiebreaker will be a water pistol quick draw! (Hands Courtney and Mike water pistols) First one hit loses. Got it? Good.
~> Mike: I know! I’ll call on Vito for the quick draw!
(Mike and Courtney both hold up their pistols, walk past each other, and face each other’s backs)
Chris: Let the draw commence in 5!
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(There’s a split shot of Heather and Mike both looking ready. Heather's finger itches towards the trigger while Mike prepares to transform)
Chris: 1!
(The two both whip around as Mike gasps into Vito. One person pulls the trigger and shoots the other. One competitor is soaked and stumbles back in shock. The Gophers gasp)
Chris: And the winner is…
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Heather! Mike, you're outta here.
Vito: Awwwwww crud.
Heather: As easy as stealing candy from a baby. (She grins deviously)
Anne Maria: NO! (Rushes up to Vito and kisses him) I can't lose you, Vito! (He gasps back into Mike)
Mike: (Sighs) Anne Maria, I really really really really really REALLY like you, but if we're going to be in a relationship, I have to tell you the truth.
Anne Maria: Huh?
Mike: I'm not the big champion you think I have... I have (Dawn taps Mike on the shoulder) Huh? What Dawn?
Dawn: I can sense a lot of things, Mike. Like times and places. Now is not the time for this moment. Hold onto it for a little longer. (Mike looks back at Anne Maria)
Anne Maria: Well, that was weird. But if you're going, then let's leave with a bang! (They both start making out)
Everybody: ...
Zoey: I'm going to vomit.
Chef: Alright! I've had enough of this! (Chef drags Mike to the Boat of Losers)
Zoey: (Looks to Dawn) I'm so sorry, Dawn... I shouldn't have voted for you! You were my best friend here! (Mumbles) apart from Mike.
Dawn: It's allright Zoey. I forgive you. I wish everyone here the best of luck. I see the victor already. (They all lean forward)
Courtney: You know who's gonna win!? Is it me?
Jo: No way! Do I trump these losers!?
Lindsay: Do I become the president of the fashion club!?
Cody: Do I get with Gwen?
Dawn: (Laughs) Maybe this is why I am destined to leave. I can't reveal such things. Goodbye gophers! Farewell bass! I will miss this game greatly.
~> Heather: Nobody crosses me and gets away with it. Nobody.
Mike: (Turns to Dawn) Well, we did good.
Dawn: (Smirks) We did, didn't we? (The boat sails off)
(GOODBYE DAWN AND MIKE)
Chris: Well, time for you all the head back to your cabins I guess.
~> Anne Maria: What have I done... (Sprays her hair)
(The Bass and Gophers all walk back to their cabins. Leshawna pulls Jo aside)
Leshawna: You may not have gone home today. But let me just say, you will soon. Soon, you’ll get your butt booted outta here.
Jo: (Gets up in Leshawna’s face) IN. YOUR. DREAMS.
(The two glare at each other before storming off)
=== Killer Bass Porch === (Zoey is slumped over sadly. Karol rolls her eyes and walks over to her)
Karol: Hey, kid.
Zoey: Oh. Hey Karol.
Karol: I... (She's never been comforted before. She finally finds the words) Zoey... I just wanna say that I know what your going through. I kinda liked somebody here too, and then they left before I could say goodbye. Point is, you're not alone. It's gonna be okay.
Zoey: That was... Really sweet, Karol. I hope you make it far. (Karol is shocked)
Karol: Oh, uh thanks.
~> Zoey: I will not be weak. I will be strong for them. Dawn would want be to remain strong. Mike would want me to continue to be kind. I will do this ...for them!
~> Karol: That's gonna get cut out, right!? (Clenches her fists) I need to have a word with the producers!
=== Campgrounds === (Aiden and Alejandro are talking)
Alejandro: So, did you convince your team to vote Mike like I said? (DUN DUN DUN)
Aiden: Yeah... I did. Doesn't help that he caught on to Heather's alliance.
Alejandro: Oh, amigo. Heather may think it's her alliance, when in reality, it's ours. (He does an evil laugh)
~> Aiden: (Blushes) He's so cute.
~> Ally: I need to gain some allies for the next time we lose. The only ones I have right now are Noah and Sam. I need to help my team, this challenge convinced me of that. No more sad Ally! ... You know, Sam is the best. He’s a great boyfriend-I MEAN FRIEND! Great friend! Yeah…
Chris: : Woww. That was interesting… Will Leshawna live up to her promise and boot Jo? Will Alejandro continue manipulating Aiden? Will we get some more Bridgent romance? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND!
(End of Episode)
Elimination votes:
(Screaming Gophers)
Votes for Mike: Aiden, Anne Maria, Heather, Lindsay, Owen
Votes for Heather: B, Cody, Katie, Lake, Mike
(Killer Bass)
Votes for Dawn: Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Trent, Zoey
Votes for Jo: Leshawna, Dawn
Remaining Players:
Mighty Ducks- Alejandro, Ally, Brick, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Hunter, Noah, Sam and Tess
Screaming Gophers- Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Heather, Katie, Lake, Lindsay and Owen
Killer Bass- Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey
===Thoughts===
Dawn- I know I've said this a lot, but Island's just not her season.
Mike- This really just gives Anne Maria more of a reason to stay longer. Plus Mike can now stand up to his bullies! ... Kind of.
Episode- It was okay. I think were some good moments.
