(Gen 1, Gen 2 and DC2. Let's get this started! Posting elim in comments)
PINGS:
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our remaining campers battled it out in a thrilling game of Capture the Cabin! There was fake blood, real sweat, and even some tears involved. Duncan clearly likes Courtney, let's just hope they don't get like rabbits and start bree(Cut off by the cameraman)
Camera-Man: Hey, Chris, this show is PG! That's also really weird.
Chris: Oh really? Guess what, I don't care. (Snaps fingers and cameraman is dragged away and quickly replaced) Alright, where was I? Ah yes, the bass absolutely sucked! The gophers did better, but not good enough to out capture the ducks. That's right, the ducks won again! Let's hope they can keep up this streak. At the bonfire ceremony, it was Dawn for diving too deep into B's privacy, or Jo for being a bully... Again. On the gophers, it was a tie between Heather and Mike, and the two did a quick draw and Heather won. Man, how does she keep slipping by? Oh yeah! Her alliance! Anywho, Dawn and Mike were sent home and tears were shed, not by me, heck no. Who will be voted out this week? Find out at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
===Campgrounds=== (Chef walks out in his Master Chief uniform. He then runs along every cabin's porch and yells)
Master Chief: GET UP MAGGOTS! IT'S TIME TO BE BROKEN! IT'S TIME TO BE MOLDED! IT'S TIME FOR BOOT CAMP!
Brick: (immediately runs outside) SIR YES SIR! (salutes)
~> Brick: (very glum) It's 6:00 in the morning, it's a rude awakening and I'm still tired. (turns into a bright smile) THIS IS THE BEST CHALLENGE SO FAR!
Jo: I'm still tired from carrying my team. Can we go back to sleep?
Master Chief: I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE MY OWN MOTHER! YOU GET UP! YOU GET READY! AND YOU GET TO THE DOCK IN 5 MINUTES! AM I CLEAR!? (Sam almost has a heart attack and collapses onto the porch) ANYBODY ELSE WISH TO TELL ME HOW THIS WORKS!? (They all lean outside and shake their heads) GOOD!
Katie: (Walks out of cabin with Lindsay) Man, a boot camp sounds rough!
Lindsay: But how can we be in a boot camp? A boot camp is a camp for boots!
Everyone: (Collectively facepalms)
~> Courtney: Lindsay isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed to say the least.
Cody: Hey, uhh, Chef-
Master Chief: THAT'S MASTER CHIEF TO YOU! YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SO!
Aiden: We were just thinking at Anne Maria might need a little time to recover after-
Master Chief: I WILL NOT HAVE ANY WHINY, POUTY LITTLE INFANTS WHO MISS THEIR "BOYFRIENDS" ON MY SQUADRON! GET TO THE DOCK! NOW! (everyone runs to the Dock of Shame)
~> Leshawna: A whole day with Chef goin nuts? Oh my. This is the worst idea yet. Someone might actually die.
~> Noah: So the challenge is essentially just manual labor. (Eye twitch) Kill me now.
===Campgrounds=== (Brick and Tess are running together)
Brick: (Smirks) Hey, try and keep up, Tess.
Tess: Oh, you're on! (She begins running faster than him)
Brick: (Panting) Hey! Wait! ... Aw crud.
=== Dock of Shame === (Chef has everyone lined up on the dock)
Master Chief: (Chef is dressed in an army sergeant military uniform. He is yelling into a megaphone... which he doesn't need, since he's LOUD ENOUGH AS IS) YOU CALL THIS PROPER FORMATION!?!?
(He has a small stick that he uses to slap the contestants. He slaps Geoff in the legs till he stands straight. He slaps Owen in the chest till his arms uncross and move down. He slaps DJ over the head till he looks forward) STAND UP STRAIGHT! ARMS DOWN! EYES FORWARD!
Master Chief: Listen close. I'm running this challenge. Chris took a hike for the day. I'm going to make you MISERABLE! I will break most of you. Your spirits? They'll be NOTHING. Understood?
DJ: We're not actually getting hurt are we?
Master Chief: (in DJ's face) SHUT UP! DID I ASK YOU TO TALK. IF YOU GET HURT, THAT'S YOUR FAULT YOU BIG CRYBABY! (DJ almost cries) As I said before, I will break you. (turns to Noah) Did you listen and hear all of that YOU SCUM OF LIFE!?
Noah: (Flatly) Loud and clear.
Master Chief: (Pushes Noah Into the water)
Lake: (Gasps) Hey! That was really mean! He didn't deserve that! (Chef does a slow turn) On second thought, it's fine, really. (Chef nods)
Master Chief: (Turns to Zoey) See that? Lonely girl? You SAD MISERABLE LONELY CREEP! (leans right in her face) I bet you're still alone here, aren't you? (laughs in her face as she gasps) Alright! (Katie sneezes)
Katie: Bless me.
Master Chief: You TALKING OUT OF LINE? I WILL HAVE YOU THROWN IN THE BOATHOUSE! MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE ELIMINATED AND JOIN YOUR PUDGY FRIEND! (Katie gasps and DJ steps out of line)
DJ: Allright! You leave her alone! Now you're just being (Chef is infuriated and is right in DJ's face) ..mean?
Master Chief: If you pull a stunt like that again, I will break your bones, crush them into tiny tidbits, feed them to my pet cockroaches, kill my pet cockroaches, blend them in a smoothie, go back in time and make your mother drink it while giving BIRTH TO YOU! Maybe then she would produce something BETTER THAN THIS! (gestures to DJ)
DJ: ....
Master Chief: NOW ATTENTION!!! (They're all scared out of their wits at this point) Order has been established…
=== Beach === (The teams are gathered in front of canoes that correspond to the team's colors)
Master Chief: OKAY! THREE WAYS TO LOSE. ONE! YOU WIMP OUT! TWO, YOU GET THROWN IN THE BOATHOUSE! THREE! YOU GET OUT BY INJURY...Which might happen a lot today. (campers gulp) ARE WE CLEAR!?
Brick: Sir yes SIR!
Duncan: Sir yes M'am!
Master Chief: That's STRIKE ONE FOR YOU, PIERCINGS! Now get to the challenge! RAISE YOUR CANOES AND STAND STRAIGHT! (The campers pick up their canoes)
(Each team is holding up their canoes)
(REMINDER. The Killer Bass consist of Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey)
(REMINDER. The Mighty Ducks consist of Alejandro, Ally, Brick, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Harold, Hunter, Noah, Sam and Tess)
(REMINDER. The Screaming Gophers consist of Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Heather, Katie, Lake, Lindsay and Owen)
Tess: (Blushes at Brick) Anything he throws at us won't bring us down.
Brick: Awww. (They stare at each other lovingly)
Noah: Well this is torture.
Jo: What now? Do we run? Do we swim?
Master Chief: We wait...we wait for your frail bones to dry up and crack from the exhaustion.
Duncan: Is that all? (Chef growls at Duncan)
Master Chief: AND REMEMBER! IF YOU WIMP OUT, YOU WILL GO TO THE DOCK OF SHAME AND YOU WILL RING THE BELL OF LOSERDOM! AND BEGIN! (Walks away and watches from a distance)
Katie: (Leans over to the Bass canoe) Hey (Whispers) DJ, thanks for standing up for me.
DJ: Huh? Oh (Looks over at Cody. Cody nods and smiles. DJ looks back at Katie) No problem. It wasn't fair for him to pick on you like that.
Heather: Hey Thing 2. We're in a challenge. No talking to the enemy. Got it? (Katie reluctantly nods)
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(Cody looks over to the Ducks canoe. He notices Gwen)
Cody: Wow, hey, Gwen. How's your new team?
Gwen: (Rolls her eyes)
Cody: Hey, I know we got off to a bad start, but your dating Hunter now. I would never interfere in that.
Gwen: (She smirks) That's actually kinda sweet.
Cody: Friends?
Gwen: Sure.
~> Cody: See that ladies and gents? That's step one in the "GGB" plan. Stands for "Get Gwen Back"... Heh, made it up myself.
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(30 minutes pass by. Nobody has dared to wimp out yet. Chef sits in his chair menacingly)
Sam: Arms... Getting... Tired...
Hunter: No, Come on Sam! Push through it!
Sam: Vision becoming blurry...
Duncan: Crap.
Sam: (He begins hallucinating. The bell becomes a gaming console) Yes! Sweet mother of Zenda! (He let's go of the canoe and rings the bell)
Master Chief: We have our first bell ringer! WIMP!
Owen: (His stomach rumbles) Uh oh. I think I had too many midnight snacks last night.
Heather: Don't you dare drop that canoe, you big bag of farts! If you ring that bell I'll assure you that you'll be the one going home today!
Katie: Funny. Last time I checked, you're really hated. (Heather rolls her eyes)
Cody: Hey! Whoever here is in an alliance with Heather should know that's it not too late to turn to the good side.
(Aiden and Anne Maria look down sadly)
~> Aiden: Here's the thing; I'd like to leave the alliance, cuss Heather out and win this thing fairly... But Alejandro wants me to ride this one out. And come on, (sighs lovingly) It's Alejandro!
Owen: ... Okay, back to my problem. I NEED TO GO! (He runs off screaming and rings the bell)
Heather: (Scoffs) Awesome.
Master Chief: Allright. TIME FOR PART TWO! UNTIL PART TWO BEGINS, HEAD TO THE DINING HALL FOR DINNER! STAT! (They all drop the canoes and run to the dining hall. Chef picks up Sam and Owen. He grabs them by the ear) You two failed...so you will watch the challenges as the others compete... (Hands them a plunger and a mop) And you have to (Laughs) clean the washrooms. (They gasp in terror)
=== Dining Hall === (The campers are in the hall, picking food out of the trash)
Owen: WOAH! Look at this! A half eaten pie! Since when has pie existed here!? (Shrugs and eats it)
Alejandro: I can't eat this. I'll get sick. This is just revolting. TRASH!?
Noah: It's an abandoned island that's fallen to the corrupt world of television..of course there will be no good food.
Duncan: Tell that to him. (Owen is going ham)
=== Screaming Gophers Table, Dining Hall ===
Anne Maria: (Sighs) I miss Mike.
Heather: Crazy how I don't care.
Lindsay: Hey, Hailey, that was pretty mean.
B: (Facepalms)
Cody: I'm guessing that was her intention.
=== Killer Bass Table, Dining Hall ===
Courtney: Alright, team. Whatever they throw at us we can win. Let's do this!
Jo: Gee, you're full of energy. (shrugs) Whatever.
Leshawna: Since when do you start agreeing with us peacefully? Aren't you always loud and bossy, imposing, and enforcing your self entitled authority over us?
Trent: Lot's of people here are loud. This game changes people.
Bridgette: (Hugs Trent) You're SO insightful.
Trent: And YOU'RE so pretty. (They begin being all corny and cheesy)
Karol: (Gags) Yeah. This game does change people. For the WORST, that is.
=== Mighty Ducks, Dining Hall ===
Tess: (Nudges Brick) So, where's our extremely basic pep talk, cheer captain?
Brick: (Laughs) I mean, sure, I can try. Ahem. Come on soldiers! We're strong! We can last! This is war! (cheers)
Gwen: (Turns to Hunter) He's a great leader, isn't he?
Hunter: You'd be an even better one.
~> Alejandro: The amount of lovey-doveyness on my team exhausts me. But what's even scarier than that is the fact that they'll probably be the ones to make it furthest here. I need to eliminate the ships, and FAST.
Master Chief: (Enters the dining hall) Okay! Time for a paper. (Drops a pile of papers on a table) You must write...A 400 WORD ESSAY ON WHY YOU LOVE MASTER CHIEF!
Zoey: How long will we have?
Master Chief: Exactly one hour. STARTING NOW! (all of the campers rush to get papers and a pencil)
=== Screaming Gophers Table === (They're all furiously writing. Anne Maria barely even tries. Aiden notices this)
Aiden: Hey, what’s up?
Anne Maria: What’s up? I just lost my boyfriend cause of the lousy alliance.
Aiden: I'm so sorry, I shouldn't have made that call-
Anne Maria: -Oh save it. You're just as bad as that Queen Bee. (Aiden gasps) I should've never joined that alliance in the first place.
Aiden: I didn’t want to hurt you. I’m sorry. You can hate me as much as you want, but sulking around isn't what Mike would've wanted. He would've wanted you to keep going.
Anne Maria: (Still looking down) Yeah. Ok. Thanks.
~> Aiden: I want to leave Heather's alliance so bad! I mean, she voted James off! ... But Alejandro wants me to manipulate her. And Alejandro's never wrong.... (Skeptically) Right?
===Mighty Ducks Table=== (Hunter is struggling to write while Gwen has her head on his shoulder)
Hunter: Hey, Gwen, how are you writing so fast!? I mean, it's Chef!
Gwen: Easy. I'm just pretending that I'm writing about you. (They smirk)
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Is everybody on this team blinded by love?
Duncan: Seems like it.
Harold: You're one to talk, Duncan. Gosh.
Duncan: I'm not in love with anybody, you nerd!
Ally: (Chimes in) Yeah you are. You like Courtney. Says it right here. (She reaches in her pocket for Sierra's letter. It's not there) What!?
Alejandro: (Gulps)
===Killer Bass Table===
(DJ is writing and making a paper airplane)
Trent: Dude? What's with the plane? (DJ tosses it as it flies over to Katie) Oh...nice.
Katie: (the plane hits her. She picks it up and reads it)
~> Katie: It's been a while since I've gotten to text. (pause) Paper airplanes are like texts...kind of.
DJ: (Katie writes on the note and throws it back as an airplane) Hehe. This is actually kind of fun.
Trent: Have you ever flirted before?
DJ: Uh..no.
Trent: Dude! You have to get out more often! See more ladies. (Dj and Katie continue throwing airplane letters back to each other)
~> Katie: DJ and I had an entire conversation through paper airplanes! So cute!
~> DJ: We said cutesy things to each other... like, I complimented her hair, I drew a couple of hearts, I wrote some of my mama's cooking recipes... which I don't know why I did, but it was still a nice gesture.
Bridgette: So Trent? How funny would it be if I mentioned Chef's bald spot on the paper. You know, just subtly mention it.
Trent: Bald spot? Every spot on his head is his bald spot. (they laugh) Mention it anyway. (they crack up)
~> Trent: Yeah, so I'm dating Bridgette now. Ever since I caught her in the Trust challenge I've began seeing her differently... Whoever addressed that letter to Bridgette actually made my life a whole lot better.
Master Chief: (Barges back into the dining hall. Sees DJ and Katie's paper airplane. He snatches it, middair and reads it) This... this is beautiful! Is this about me? (Starts tearing up)
DJ: Um...YEAH!
Master Chief: Who wrote it? (Katie and DJ see that they both haven't written a paper) Who WROTE THIS BEAUTY!
DJ: Katie did! That's her essay for you.
Katie: No! It's DJ's essay! I don't have one! Let him go to the next part of the challenge!
DJ: No! It's Katie's! She made the letter!
Master Chief: I will decide which of you made the letter in only the most prestigious fashions of selection! (Does eenie meenie miney moe... DJ wins) It's DJ's letter. DJ, to part three. Katie, to the losers! (Katie slumps off and smiles at DJ. DJ sadly watches Katie leave)
~> DJ: Man, Katie and I talked through airplane the WHOLE time! I wish she would have won. That girl deserves it.
~> Katie: Talking with DJ was really fun! I like him a lot. A lot.... Maybe all the hearts he drew were .. MEANINGFUL! (she gasps) Oh my gosh...
~> Heather: UGH! Doesn't she know how important is to win... So I don't get voted off!?
Master Chief: Hand in your essays! (take Alejandro's and Duncan's. Looks at them) Wait...these essays say the exact same thing on them! (Duncan whistles innocently)
~> Alejandro: Copying off my essay. (shrugs) Meh, I don't care. But if anyone copies my strategy in this game. (does "fingers across throat" motion)
Master Chief: Fine. You both pass. (Looks to Jo, Zoey, Lake, Leshawna, Gwen, Trent, Ally, Hunter, Sam, Brick, Tess, Bridgette, Courtney, Anne Maria, Aiden, Karol, and B) You all pass!
Leshawna: Mine passed? Really? How is that?
Master Chief: Your essay insulted me for 8 pages... I admire honesty. (Leshawna shivers and walks outside.) ALSO, Geoff, Harold, and Cody, you all landed an essay under 400 words. You're out! (They walk outside. Master Chief turns to Noah) You didn't even write anything. (Noah shrugs)
Noah: What's to write about you? (Chef grabs Noah and throws him out the door)
Master Chief: Now for part three! The Survivors are:
===Screaming Gophers- Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Heather, Lake, Lindsay
===Mighty Ducks- Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Heather, Lake, Lindsay
===Killer Bass- Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent, Zoey
Master Chief: (walks outside to the remaining campers) It's time for the obstacle course! STAT!
~> Brick: I knew there'd be an obstacle course! YES! I LOVE THIS CHALLENGE! Feels like home already.
=== Obstacle Course === (The course is set up with (in order) a small climbing wall, ropes to swing across a small gap, a small tire to jump through, and swinging axes to crawl under)
Master Chief: Here! You MUST CLIMB, SWING, JUMP AND CRAWL! YOU ALL MUST COMPLETE THIS COURSE IN UNDER A MINUTE!
Duncan: Can it be next to a minute?
Master Chief: WHAT?
Duncan: Can it be NEXT to the minute? You said under, right?
Master Chief: (Is confused) WHAT?
Duncan: Nothing, (Teasingly) you're adorable when you're confused. (Chef becomes infuriated) When you're angry too.
Sam: Um..Duncan. (Whispers) What are you doing?
Duncan: Highlighting all of Chef's beautiful FLAWS. (Laughs)
Master Chief: I don't know what you're trying to pull, BUT SHUT UP AND GET TO THE COURSE OR I'LL HAVE YOU DOING PUSH UPS!
Jo: That's doesn't sound too bad. (Master Chief yells at Duncan and Jo) GIVE ME 20 PUSHUPS. THE OTHERS CAN START THE COURSE! YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP! GO MAGGOTS! (They run to the course)
===The Climbing Wall=== (The cast runs through the course)
--- Killer Bass --- (DJ and Courtney are in the lead for the bass. Karol and Zoey trail behind. Bridgette and Trent take their sweet time. Jo finishes her push ups and runs and pulls ahead of them)
Jo: Wow. It’s a great day to be so much better than someone like, oh, I don’t know, Leshawna! (Laughs)
Leshawna: Why you smug little- (Whams into the wall and falls)
Jo: (Keeps running) Ha! Sucker!
(DJ and Courtney help Leshawna up)
Leshawna: I’m gonna put that jockette in her place!
Courtney: Sure, maybe AFTER the challenge! Come on! (Leshawna nods)
--- Mighty Ducks --- (Brick stops at the top of the wall)
Tess: Never thought I'd say this but, Brick what are you doing!? We need to win this!
Brick: I’m waiting for Duncan! Never leave a man behind!
Tess: (Frowns then smiles) You're cute when your stupid.
Brick: Now I wouldn't call myself stupid-(She shuts him up by kissing him and running off) Wow... (Duncan runs up a few seconds later)
Duncan: Okay, dude, you must be really stupid. You should’ve gone without me!
Brick: It’s like I said, I never leave a man behind.
Duncan: Whatever. (Scales the wall with ease) Let’s bolt. (The two run off)
(Alejandro, Ally and Sam are climbing the wall)
Sam: (Falls onto Alejandro) WOOPS! Sorry, Al.
Ally: Hey, Al. You alright? (He remains lifeless) Al? Al? Al? Al? Al? AL?
Alejandro: (Screams in fury from underneath Sam)
~> Alejandro: I hate my team! I HATE THEM! (Growls) They are incompetent!
--- Screaming Gophers ---- (Lake is flying past the rest of her team)
Anne Maria: What the!? How are you going so fast, River?
Lake: It's Lake, and my parents put me through olympic training every wednesday!
Aiden: Oh...
Lake: (Panting) Is that normal?
Heather: No duh. (Lake shrugs)
Lindsay: Okay, my turn! (She jumps up and accidentally causes the wall to collapse, causing the wall to land on Heather)
Master Chief: Alright, Queen Bee is out!
Heather: UGH! (Turns to Lindsay) You blonde bimbo! You cost me the challenge!
Lindsay: (Frowns) Oh, sorry...
Heather: You're so stupid! (Everybody on the gophers looks to the two in shock)
(Lake shrugs and keeps running)
~> Lake: No no no. I'm leaving that drama. (Shudders) Reminds me of thanksgiving 2011... So much bloodshed...
=== The Rope === (Everyone must swing across a rope)
--- Killer Bass --- (The Bass have arrived at the rope. Zoey swings across)
Courtney: (Karol has stopped) Come on, Karol! Keep going!
Karol: But I don't waaaannnaaaa.
Jo: (Runs past) You're the oldest person on the team yet you act like the youngest. Pathetic. (Laughs and swings across)
Karol: UGH. Fine. (Swings across. Her and Zoey celebrate)
~> Karol: I'm now friends with a ditzy redhead in love with indie theater and a boy who's in a relationship. I don't really know what brought me here in life... But I'm sort of warming up to everybody a bit.
Leshawna tries to follow but the rope snaps under her weight)
Jo: Gee, might wanna lay off the brownies.
Leshawna: I AM NOT THAT HEAVY!
Jo: (Snickers) Says you.
(Leshawna suddenly grabs Jo and drags her into the mud. Jo and Leshawna get into a brawl in the mud. Gwen and Trent crawl over Leshawna and Jo and make it across)
Master Chief: (Sighs) We’ll have to replace the rope. OLIVER!
Oliver: Here!
Master Chief: Replace that rope!
Oliver: Yes sir! (Replaces the rope incredibly quickly)
Master Chief: Huh. Good job.
--- Mighty Ducks --- (The ducks arrive hastily)
(Brick slips on some mud and falls. Duncan looks back towards him and helps him up)
Brick: You saved me, thank you soldier!
Duncan: Whatever. It’s like you said, never leave a man behind, or whatever that nonsense was.
Brick: (Smirks) I think your not as mean as you say you are, Duncan. Hm?
Duncan: Pft. You wish. Now let's go before we're both voted off.
Brick: (Pats him on the back) You're a good friend, Duncan.
Duncan: I know I am. (Runs off)
--- The Screaming Gophers --- (Lake swings across. Aiden has his face in the mud. B is barely even trying. Anne Maria is just sitting filing her nails and Lindsay just keeps trying over and over but fails)
Lake: Come on, guys! We have to win this!
Aiden: (Face in mud) I'd rather not.
Anne Maria: Mhm. I just lost my boyfriend. Too sad.
B: (Frowns)
Lake: (She explodes) AGH! Aiden, get up! Anne Maria, nobody cares! B, Dawn forgave you! ... Lindsay, you just suck at challenges, there's nothing I can really say about that.
Lindsay: (Claps her hands) Yay!
(The rest of the team is shocked that Lake reacted this way)
Aiden: Well, whatever you say, Lake. (They all try)
=== The Tire === (The tire is held up by a pole and a small scaffold around it)
--- Bass --- (Zoey leaps through the tire but falls on her face and starts sniffling)
Master Chief: (Walks up) I come back from duty and THIS IS WHAT I SEE?! GET TO WORK YOU LITTLE SQUIRMING FLEA! (Zoey almost cries)
Zoey: I..I..Am..
Master Chief: You are...WHAT?! A HELPLESS LITTLE SAD WUSS!? YES YOU ARE! NOW MAN UP! (Zoey stands up and wipes away her tears. She then gets really angry)
Zoey: Okay...you can stop now.
Master Chief: STOP!? WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA CRY!? THIS IS REAL LIFE, SON! SO PLAY THE GAME OR GO HOME! BACK TO YOUR SAD, MISERABLE, LONELY HOME!
Zoey: I said STOP IT! (pushes Chef out of the way and runs at a ridiculous speed through the rest of the course)
Master Chief: (smiles) I may have just started a fire within that girl.
(Courtney, Karol and Trent are the only ones who made it this far, other than Zoey. They make it through)
--- The Mighty Ducks --- (Alejandro is easily gliding through the challenge)
(Gwunter are running through the course with ease)
Alejandro: (Rolls his eyes. He sticks his foot out and trips Gwen) Oops.
Gwen: Great...
~> Alejandro: Gwunter is getting too strong of a power couple. Before you know they'll make it to the finale! I only told Tess that Hunter was chatting around so she could tell Gwen, but has that happened, NOOOOOO! UGH! INCOMPETENTES! (Takes a deep breath) At least none of my other nefarious plots have fallen through yet. (Oh dear lord he still doesn't know that Bridgette and Trent are dating)
--- The Gophers --- (Aiden and Lake now full of confidence are doing the challenge without stopping)
Aiden: Hey, Lake, why the... Sudden outburst back there?
Lake: Hm. I don't know. I just want to win so I can make it to merge with somebody on a different team.
Aiden: (Sighs) I'm all too familiar with that. (Wiggles his eyebrows) So, who's the lucky contestant.
Lake: (Rolls her eyes) Not telling. What about you?
Aiden: (Does a lip sealed motion. They laugh)
=== The Axes === (Swinging axes are preventing people from running straight through, they must crawl under the swinging blades)
(Zoey runs up in fury. She grabs the handle of one of the swinging axes and rips it off. She uses the axe to break apart the structure)
Master Chief: WOAH! Soldier! That's enough! (Zoey is infuriated)
Zoey: NO! I'm DOING THIS, Master Chief! I'M NOT gonna be picked on any-
Master Chief: -ENOUGH! YOUR OUT! NO ARGUING OR ELSE TO THE BOATHOUSE!
(The others, who have just arrived, all gasp. Duncan laughs)
Duncan: Ha! Talk about a weak punishment!
Zoey: We've had enough of this... this... Crap!
Chef: FINE. YOU BOTH JUST EARNED TIME IN THE BOATHOUSE!
Duncan: Uhh, I wasn’t volunteering.
Chef: Don’t. Care. (Drags Duncan and Zoey off)
Courtney: Do you think he’ll be okay?
Karol: Why would you care?
Courtney: I don't. I hate that ogre, but I still wouldn't wish the wrath of Master Chief on anybody.
=== The Boathouse === (Chef prepares to throw Duncan in)
Duncan: Hey, hey! I can do it myself! (He walks in)
Master Chief: (Shrugs and throws Zoey in)
(Chef nods and walks out the boathouse)
Duncan: (Looks to Zoey) So, I was late to the party. What'd you do to get in here? You don't exactly look like rebel material.
Zoey: I destroyed the obstacle course. It was an accident.
Duncan: An Accident? (Scoffs) Doubt it.
Zoey: Fine. On purpose. I got mad.
Duncan: What made you mad? (Is sharpening his knife without looking up)
Zoey: (Groans) Chef got mad and personal. That's what happened.
Duncan: Sounds to me like you've unlocked your "hidden psychopath".
Zoey: (Tilts her head in confusion) My what?
Duncan: If what you say is true, you caused a lot of damage because you were mad. You can go crazy now. It's awesome.
Zoey: I can go... Crazy? What do you mean by that?
Duncan: (Finally looking up) It means don't get mad. Just let stuff roll of your back. Lighten up. Or you'll land in the bad places with dudes like me. Got it?
Zoey: (Gulps) Okay.
~> Zoey: I can go crazy? I don't want to go completely insane....But it felt awesome!
~> Duncan: I heard from some people what happened. I'm slightly more scared of Zoey now. Also slightly amused.
=== A Day Later, The Forest === (Courtney, Karol and Trent are hanging for the bass. Brick and Hunter hang on a branch while Alejandro makes sure to keep his distance. Lake is the only Gopher left. The other players watch in anticipation)
Master Chief: This is an old form of torture. The blood will rush to your head and make you dizzy, then possible blind. It will make your head hurt AND SWIRL IN AGONY! So let's see how long you'll last.
Lake: (Crosses her arms smugly)
Aiden: (From below) Your parents trained you for this too, didn't they?
Lake: Oh yeah.
~> Noah: Lake is afraid of her parents, they made her do Olympic training, and they would barely let her do anything. I feel... Bad for her. (Gags) Wow, can't believe I just said that.
Trent: The blood! It's in my head now...Oo.O....(Falls)
Bridgette: (Gasps and runs over to Trent) Trent, no! Are you okay?
Alejandro: So, Bridgette, you and Trent, hm?
Bridgette: (Looks up) Oh, yeah, totally! We're dating now!
Alejandro: .... What? Like, for real? This isn't just in your head?
Bridgette: Well, he did seem weirded out at first, but now he's my boyfriend!
Noah: (Walks over) Aw. Isn't that great, Al?
Alejandro: (Eye twitch)
~> Alejandro: *****! *****! Two of my ***** manipulations have fallen through! I ***** hate this show! I need to blackmail, ruin lives... Not be out of the loop!
Duncan: Hey, princess! Don't choke this! (Courtney rolls her eyes until not being able to regress a smile from up in the tree)
Sam: Uhh, she’s on the other team.
Duncan: So? Got a problem with that? (Raises eyebrow)
Sam: Umm, N-No (Shudders)
Duncan: Good.
(After a few minutes, Hunter and Karol have dropped)
Tess: You can do it Brick!
Brick: Ughhhhh. I’m d-d-dizzzzyyyyy. (Falls)
Master Chief: It's down to Courtney for the Bass, Lake for the Gophers and Alejandro for the Ducks!
Sam: You can do it Al! (starts chanting) Al! Al! Al! Al! (the whole team chants as well)
Mighty Ducks: Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! Al! (Alejandro twitches and falls)
(Courtney is getting dizzy whilst Lake is still going steady)
Heather: Come on, you super-supervised ditz! Win this or you'll pay!
Lake: (She sighs and thinks)
Noah: (He looks to Lake and mouths the words "do it")
Lake: Uh oh. I'm dizzy. (She falls purposefully)
Heather: Uh oh.
Master Chief: Courtney wins! Congrats Soldier! You've been made for this. I'd go to war with you any day! (Salutes)
(Courtney instantly falls from the tree)
Master Chief: Or not. (Shrugs)
(The Mighty Ducks look around cautiously. The Screaming Gophers, all bruised and battered glare at Heather)
Heather: Alright, guys. I know I haven't been the best leader... (They continue glaring)
=== Mighty Ducks, Boys Side === (Alejandro and the guy pact are waiting there)
Alejandro: I say we vote for Tess.
Noah: Well that surely is a suggestion.
Duncan: (Chuckles) No way. Tess is with Brick, and Brick saved me more times than I can count. I wouldn't do that.
Alejandro: Just trust me on this one. (They all skeptically nod) I'll go convince some of the others to vote for her.
=== Campgrounds === (When Alejandro is walking, Aiden bumps into him)
Aiden: Oh, Hey, Alejandro! You look... ... ... (Just staring)
Alejandro: Yes yes, I know. Stunning. But now that I have you, I have some suggestions of who to vote out for your team!
Aiden: Don't need 'em. We're voting Heather off.
Alejandro: WHAT!? (Calms down) Why!? If there's no Heather, that means no alliance, which means no manipulating your team!
Aiden: I'd take kicking Heather off over that any day of the week. (Aiden walks off. Alejandro just looks infuriated)
=== Dining Hall === (Gwen, Geoff, Ally and Sam are eating there)
Alejandro: (Walks up) Vote Tess off.
Gwen: Um, okay? (He leaves)
Ally: Weird...
Sam: (Staring at Ally) Hm? What?
~> Alejandro: One power couple down! By voting Tess off, that's one free elimination. But then Brick is sad, that's another freebie, then Gwunter! This plan can't fall through!
