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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers were pushed to their very limits as Chef took over for me. I showed up just in time to host my favorite part of the episode. Elimination. Nothing makes me more happy then to watch those sad faces trot down the Dock. Zoey lost her cool and nearly destroyed the whole challenge. Thankfully Duncan calmed her down and prevented her from becoming some sort of commando freak. Pretty sure that's dealt with. Anyways, DJ and Katie might actually hook up!
Cameraman: Come on, man.
Chris: SHUT IT. (Smirks) Because this world was ripped of my presence last episode, I am treating myself to an amazing episode today! (a small plane pulls up next to Chris. Chris gets in and turns the biplane on and gets ready to fly away) I have quite a few surprises for our remaining victims. Oh yeah! Bonfire. On the Gophers, it was either- Who am I kidding? It was Heather for being queen bee alpha gurl #1. On the Ducks, it was either Duncan for angering Chef and being a punky delinquent or Tess because of Alejandro's snarky scheming. Well, it was SUPPOSED to be Tess who was gonna be eliminated, but Brick quit for her. We should probably go easy on Tess today. (long pause) NOPE! So yeah, Brick and Heather got sent packing! Who will be voted out this week? Find out at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
=== Campgrounds === (All of the campers are awakened by the sound of Chris' biplane flying over the the cabins)
(Chris has a biplane by the way)
Leshawna: YO CHRIS! QUIT FLYIN THAT THING SO CLOSE TO US!
(The contestants all exit their cabins and crowd outside. There’s Alejandro, Ally, Duncan, Geoff, Gwen, Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Harold, Hunter, Noah, Sam, Tess, Katie, Lake, Lindsay, Owen, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey)
Karol: NO! I may be old but I am not dying like this! (Runs off)
Harold: (Gulps) I don't think my mad skills will save us from this one!
Jo: We didn't think they would in the first place, scrawny!
Tess: (Just sitting) So this is what dying feels like.
DJ: (Picks up Cody, Sam, Katie, Gwen and Noah and runs away from the plane) We gotta MOVE! (the plane nearly crashes right where DJ was standing)
(The plane has "landed")
Chris: (Puts his head out of the plane he just "landed") Goooood Morning Campers! It's a beautiful day! That means it's a nice day... for a torturous challenge!
Duncan: After last time, what could you possibly have planned? A game of hide and go seek? Are we gonna play tag?
Chris: (Nervously laughs) Hide and go seek!? What a dumb idea…hehe…ANYWAY! We have FOUR super XTREME challenges for you today! And guess what!? You only need 6 people to participate from each team! Pick your six!
===Screaming Gophers===
Aiden: Hm. Owen and Lindsay sit out. No offense, but neither of you are too athletic. (The two shrug and somewhat agree to this)
B: (He shakes his head "no")
Lake: But B! You could win this challenge for us!
B: (He looks down shamefully. He's still sad over eliminating Dawn)
Cody: It's fine, man. You don't have to go. So, who do we pick then?
Anne Maria: (Looks between the two) I'm not liking our options.
Aiden: Uh, Lindsay's in.
Lindsay: EEE! Yay!
~> Aiden: I fear that without Heather here, we don't have that... Competitive edge. On the other hand, that means we don't get constantly verbally abused.
===Mighty Ducks===
Noah: No thanks. Playing in that dodgeball tournament was enough. This is extreme sports. I'm not doing it.
Duncan: Funny you think you were a choice in the first place.
Alejandro: I say we pick the most athletic. So me, Duncan, Geoff, Hunter, Gwen and... Tess.
Tess: Hm? Oh no way. Not after last night's elimination.
Hunter: Yeah, Alejandro, give her a rest.
Geoff: Yeah, Al.
Alejandro: (Eye twitch)
Tess: It's... Fine. I'll do it.
Ally: So what do the rest of us do?
Noah: Meh. Don’t care.
Harold: But I’m strong! I really am!
Sam: (Looks around. Both him and Ally are sitting out) Yeeesss.
===Killer Bass===
Jo: I’m the most athletic. I should go.
Leshawna: Fine. As long as it will shut your trap. I’ll go too.
Bridgette: I think Trent and I will sit out for this one. (The two hold hands)
Karol: Ew. Young love, I hate it. (Zoey motions for her to calm down) I mean, I love it. I love it so much that I'll go.
DJ: Same here!
Zoey: (Sighs) I guess I can go too.
Jo: Great. We have our six then!
~> Courtney: I'm planning on staying under the radar for this challenge. Mostly to stay away from Duncan. (Gags) There's literally nothing that could redeem him. Him and his delinquent ways, his cool piercings... (Stares off) His extreme attractiveness... AHEM. I- uhhhhh.....
Chris: Ah! Good! My victims are ready! So here's the deal, we have four extreme challenges for you! Our first one is…..EXTREME SOFA DIVING! You will fall from this very plane onto a sofa made just for your teams! The team must push the sofa onto the mark that we put somewhere on the beach for you guys! That mark is the fallers landing zone! So be careful! You also get to use these! (throws cruddy parachutes that look as old as time itself)
DJ: Mama. (Nearly faints)
Jo: Wimp.
Leshawna: Says you.
Jo: Shut it, Nature lover lover!
Leshawna: (Gasps) Oh no you-
Chris: ENOUGH! And our second challenge is EXTREME MOOSE RODEO! (points to a moose in a pen)
Moose: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (starts going ballistic)
Karol: Awww. That's cute.
Chris: Right, anyhow! The third part is a canoe course we set up on the lake! There are bombs everywhere. Aquatic watermines, if you will.
Lindsay: (Raises hand) Does aquatic mean there'll be medicine involved?
Cody: No, Lindsay! Not antibiotics! He's (gulps) talking about water bombs!
Chris: NO MORE COMMENTING PLEASE! Now, begin.
Cody: So, did you choose who would do this? Or is that our choices?
Chris: You can go ham with your choices. So, choose!
===Killer Bass===
Karol: Give me the moose! I have a way with-
Courtney: -With animals. Yeah, we get it. (Covers her mouth)
~> Courtney: Oops.
Jo: I call the rodeo too! It's my kind of thing. I can overpower a weak moose.
Trent: Well I didn't need to know that.
Courtney: I'm like a professional oarsman! I can keep a good tempo for any oaring team! Even with one person. I call the canoe. Who's with me?
Zoey: Ooh, me! (The two smirk)
DJ: Wait, but that means-
Leshawna: We'll be on skydiving.
DJ: Uh oh.
~> DJ: Just when you think all of the scary challenges are over, there's more, man! (Pouts) This is why I should've stayed home with Mama. (Shakes his head) No! I gotta be brave. Not just for me, but for Katie too.
===Screaming Gophers===
Cody: I've always wanted to skydive. Who wants to go with me?
Lindsay: Oh! Oh! Me me me!
Aiden: Do we really trust Lindsay with this?
Lake: I mean, we probably shouldn't, but what choice do we have. (Aiden nods)
Anne Maria: I'll do dat underwater thing.
Katie: I'll go with! (The two "eee" and squeal)
Aiden: Guess that leaves us for rodeo. (Lake nods)
===Mighty Ducks===
Hunter: Gwen and I will obviously take Skydiving. Anything that gets her far away from the ground. (He smirks)
Gwen: Haha. Very funny. (The two laugh)
~> Tess: I had that with Brick. But now he's... he's.. GONE! (Begins sobbing)
Geoff: Tess and I can totally rock the Rodeo challenge!
Tess: Whatever.
Duncan: (Puts his arm around Alejandro) I call riding the canoes with Al here! (Al twitches again)
Alejandro: (Screams in frustration) CALL ME ALEJANDRO! (His team looks at him, bewildered) I mean…uh…Please. Call me Alejandro. (Smiles)
~> Duncan: Jeez, someone doesn't like their nickname.
~> Alejandro: Someone is about to get their neck snapped!
Chris: (Has Chef fly the plane) Okay. Before we take off, will the victims of the skydiving please step forward? (Leshawna, Lindsay and Hunter step forward and get in the plane) Okay Chef! Fly em up! (The plane takes off and the three are flown up) Okay you guys! (gestures to three couches that are were sitting behind the plane) Take these to the beach as quick as you can! GO GO GO! (The teams quickly grab their coaches and run)
=== The Beach === (The Bass have arrived with their couch, first)
DJ: Okay! Now to find our team's drop zone! (sees a small circle in the sand that's in red paint) Perfect! It's a little small though.
(The Ducks and Gophers both arrive with their couches. Alejandro sees Courtney and Gwen relaxing near their couches. He goes over to them)
Alejandro: Hola chicas. Good to see you again. Courtney, I don't think we've talked much.
Courtney: Oh. Hi Alejandro. (Bats her eyes at him. Even Gwen is a little captivated. Duncan walks up and throws his arm around Alejandro)
Duncan: You guys talking to Al? We all love Al don't we? Al is the best!
~> Courtney: Alejandro is just the hottest. Unlike Duncan who is just a major league creep! Geez!
~> Gwen: (Sketching in her book) As much as I'd like to say he's hot, I'm taken. (Sighs lovingly. She reveals a drawing of Hunter) By Hunter.
~> Alejandro: Duncan will pay for that! Hopefully, my whole team will! GAH! My name is Alejandro. ALEJANDRO! (Calms down) I may need a change of scenery soon.
(Cody takes this opportunity to walk to Gwen)
Gwen: (Rolls her eyes)
Cody: Shocked? (Leans against the mattress) I'm gonna jump. I know I know. It's crazy. But who can resist- (Gwen cuts him off)
Gwen: We get it! Okay! You're a ladies man! I'm taken!
Cody: Oh, well... Yeah. (He walks back to his mattress. DJ sighs)
DJ: (Whispers to Cody) You might be a little too forward with your flirting.
Cody: Hm. The master has become the student.
DJ: I thought I was just being logical.
Cody: Aw well. (Lindsay has jumped) That's my cue! (Cody preps the couch. Lindsay falls, and lands on the couch!)
Lindsay: That was .... So fun!
Cody: (Gulps) That's nice to know.
(Leshawna jumps. DJ pushes the couch into place but struggles to snap it into place)
DJ: Well that can't be good. (Leshawna bounces off the unsnapped bed and onto the floor)
Leshawna: Alright. Wasn't too bad. (DJ does a sigh of relief)
Jo: (Walks up to them) Hey, Leshtupid, I heard you scream Kai's name as you fell.
Leshawna: Did not!
Jo: Did too!
Leshawna: Fine! I do like that nature obsessed freak! He's cute and he's humble.
Jo: See? That's all I wanted. For you to take accountability. (Walks off)
(DJ and Leshawna look confusedly at each other)
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Hunter: (He falls out of the plane and lands on the couch) Hey! You caught me!
Gwen: Of course I did. I love you. (She smirks)
Hunter: (Shocked) Oh! And I... Better get going!
~> Hunter: (Facepalms) Stupid stupid stupid! Even after all of these lessons and obstacles, I still can't make a decision! I wanna be with Gwen, but do I love her?
~> Gwen: Well now I just feel stupid. What an idiot.
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Chris: The Killer Bass was the only team to fail to complete the challenge properly. Let's move it along for the next fallers, shall we? (The plane flies back down to pick up Gwen, Cody, and DJ)
===The Plane===
Gwen: Either of you scared of heights? (DJ nods)
Cody: I'm moreso afraid of the fact that the fate of my life is in the hands of Lindsay. (Gulps)
Gwen: Real brave, Cody. (DJ shakes his head)
DJ: Well, I guess it's time to see my Mama's mama... In heaven!
Gwen: Good luck, big guy. (DJ jumps)
===The Beach===
(DJ is screaming as he falls)
Hunter: (To Leshawna) Great way to represent your team, hm?
Leshawna: You're telling me.
(He lands safely on the couch)
DJ: (Dazed) … Are you my mama?
Leshawna: Nope. Not dealing with this. (Walks off)
Chris: Alright, the Bass have a point! Let's let Cody jump now!
~> Alejandro: I need to kill two birds with one stone. I need to distract Lindsay from helping Cody out, and at the same time, that'll also get me away from my STUPID team!
Lindsay: (Alejandro walks up to her) Oh, hey, Jalepeno!
Alejandro: … It's Alejandro.
Lindsay: Um, yeah, that's what I said! (Cody is falling)
Alejandro: (Stalling) So... Are you liking the weather we're having?
Lindsay: Um… I don't know. Is that a trick question? (He facepalms)
(Cody lands hard onto the beach floor. The mattress isn't even on the X)
Cody: (Looks up) What…Happened…?
Alejandro: That's my cue to go. (Walks off)
Lindsay: (Looks to Cody) Who are you again?
Chef: (He walks onscreen with Oliver and another intern and wheels Cody out)
Oliver: (Wearing a nurse outfit) Is this really necessary?
Chef: Better you than me, kid.
Chris: Okay then. Gwen is the only one left to jump-
Hunter: -Chris, she kinda already went... (Gwen got caught in her parachute and veered off to the left)
Chris: Oh… So each team only has one point. Not good. Let's hope we can break the tie in the rodeo challenge. Alright, the canoe riders can get set up while the rest of us head on over to the rodeo! Let’s go, campers!
(The campers all shrug and head towards the rodeo. Duncan stays behind for the canoes but sees Courtney. He smirks at her and she smirks back)
Courtney: You're not my type.
Duncan: You're so bossy.
Courtney: You're weird.
Duncan: You're uptight.
(The two stare at each other before storming off)
===Campgrounds=== (Noah is walking next to Lake)
Noah: So, you're doing the rodeo challenge?
Lake: Yeah. Why? (Smirks) You worried I'd get hurt? Aww.
Noah: No. Not at all. (Blushes and walks off)
~> Cody: (Full body cast) How come I can’t get a girl?
=== Moose Pen === (Karol, Geoff and Aiden line up for the moose challenge)
Geoff: Let's rock this!
~> Tess: Why is he so positive all the time!? Why is everybody so gleeful!? I hate it!
Aiden: (He enters the pen) So, uh, hey moose. How's it... Going? (the moose headbutts him out of the pen) GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!
Karol: (enters) Hey little moosey. I know times are rough, stuck on this gross island, but we can get through this. Together.
Moose: (He sheds a tear. Karol hops on him)
Chef: Uhhh. I guess Karol gets a point.
Geoff: Well, I guess it's my turn. (Enters the pen) Hey man, I only want good vibes here.
Moose: (nods)
Geoff: Awesome! Let's listen to some rock! (The moose gasps and headbutts Geoff out the pen)
~> Moose: (Shakes it's head in disgust. It doesn't like rock music)
Chef: A point goes to the Bass! Next three. Moose riders, please!
(Tess enters)
Tess: Headbutt me, don't headbutt me. I couldn't care less. I am not in the mood for whatever this is.
(The moose shrugs)
Chef: One point ducks!
Lake: I guess I'll go. (Gulps) Hey, moosey moosey. Let's be honest, neither of us want to be here, and I'm your friend. Please don't hurt me.
Moose: (Shrugs. Lake gets on calms the moose down)
Jo: Thanks for making it nice and calm for me! (enters the pen) Listen here, you ugly flea-ridden freak! Let's get this over with! (leaps onto the moose's back, crushing it) Oh. I may have underestimated my power there. Whoops.
Chef: (looks at the camera) Does this count as animal abuse?
Oliver: Probably.
Chef: THEN CUT THAT FOOTAGE! HEY BO, NO POINT!
Jo: For what!?
Chef: For winning against me in that arm wrestling challenge- Er, for animal cruelty!
~> Moose's Wife: (sobbing, pulls out a handkerchief and blows her nose into it)
~> Moose's Child: (is crying)
Chef: That's one point for each team. Uh oh. Chris won't like that! No bother. Let's cut to the canoe race! (Cameraman nods)
===Campgrounds=== (Noah walks up to Ally)
Ally: Oh, hey Noah! How have you been spending your challenge free day?
Noah: Pondering about the inevitability of love.
Ally: Oh... well that's nice.
Noah: I've been trying to convince myself over and over that I don't like a certain girl here, because obviously getting into a relationship here would be a horrid decision. Game > Love, obviously. But at the same time-
Ally: -See, that's your problem, Noah! You're overcomplicating things! You're in love!
Noah: ... You think?
Ally: (Sighs) I'm trying to say that you shouldn't put your feelings aside because everybody else is deadset on winning, instead you should open up about how you feel.
Noah: (Thinks) I'll get back to you in a week or two.
Ally: Hey, can I talk to you about something, too? (Noah nods) Do you think anybody will actually like like me? Like, ever?
Noah: Duh. Somebody on this island likes you. It's Sa- ... Actually, I won't interfere in your oh so glorious love life. I'll let you figure that out.
~> Ally: Of course I know who Noah likes, It's Lake. Thanks, Sierra! .. But what was that about somebody here liking me?
=== Canoe Area, Beach === (Anne Maria, Katie, Courtney, Zoey, Alejandro, and Duncan all wait on shore)
Chris: Will all canoe victims get in the canoes? (Duncan and Alejandro get in their canoe. Anne Maria and Katie get in their canoe. Courtney and Zoey get in their canoe) You just navigate the aquatic mine field! NOW GO! (They paddle towards the finish line and around the mines.)
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(Courtney and Zoey are rowing carefully)
Zoey: Hey! We're doing pretty good so far!
Courtney: You're doing an... Amazing job, Zoey!
Zoey: (chuckles) It's okay, Courtney, I know you're bossy. It's fine.
Courtney: (Sighs) Thank GOODNESS. I was getting tired of the goody-two shoes act.
Zoey: Don't worry, my mouth is sealed.
Courtney: If you were Duncan, you probably would've told everybody. What a freak.
Zoey: Freak? Duncan's nice.
Courtney: HA! Good one!
Zoey: I'm being honest. When we both got sent to the boathouse, he made me feel a whole lot better.
Courtney: ... Really? (Zoey nods)
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(Duncan and Alejandro talk)
Alejandro: I see us both as top guns in this game. I say teaming up is the best option. What do you say?
Duncan: Sure. Under one condition. (Alejandro gulps)
Alejandro: What's that?
Duncan: I get to call you Al!
Alejandro: (twitches) Can it be anything else? Literally anything else. (Duncan shakes his head) Fine. (Groans)
~> Alejandro: Most, no, all of my plans have fallen through as of late. I need this win.
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Anne Maria: We need to take out da hispanic hunk! He's da strongest!
Katie: Agreed. But how?
Anne Maria: (Pulls out a can of spray) I got dis.
(Anne Maria sprays Duncan and Alejandro. This causes them to cough immensely and they fall behind. Suddenly, Anne Maria and Katie hit a water mine and go flying)
Alejandro: Adios, amigas!
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(Courtney, Zoey and Duncan, Alejandro are tied)
Zoey: Come on, Courtney, go faster!
Courtney: I had a different idea in mind. (Courtney forces their canoe into the ducks')
Duncan: WHOAH! Calm down, princess.
Courtney: AGH! You're so insufferable! I hate you so much!
Duncan: (Scoffs) Same goes for you, miss uptight CIT.
(Alejandro and Zoey just look at each other and shrug)
Zoey: (Notices something) Um, Courtney?
Courtney: Not now, Zoey!
Alejandro: (Grabbing Duncan) AMIGO! Focus! (Courtney and Duncan continue bickering)
(Both canoes hit the same landmine and get sent flying back to shore)
=== Beach === (All the non-injured contestants stand on the beach. Chris rolls up in an ATV)
Bridgette: Where the heck did he get an ATV from?
Trent: I've stopped questioning things at this point.
Chris: (Shocked) Wow, just wow. Looks like NOBODY won the canoe challenge. Each team has two points now. I didn't want to have to do this... But, it looks like we need to do the tiebreaker. Now everyone who won a challenge, meet up at the course in the woods PRONTO!
=== Mud Skiing Course === (Karol, DJ, Lindsay, Lake, Hunter, and Tess are all gathered at the course)
Chris: Welcome to our Mud-Skiing course! By far our most extreme challenge today yet! So the last two of each team shall pick one job. Ski or drive!
Hunter: Sorry, Tess, I can't drive for the life of me.
Tess: (Shrugs)
DJ: I can drive-
Karol: -Nope. (DJ sighs)
Lindsay: Oooh! I can drive!
Lake: Oh, um, Lindsay, I don't think that's the best idea.
Lindsay: Too late, I called dibs! (Lake rolls her eyes)
~> Lindsay: (Shrugs) What? I, like, totally called dibs.
Chris: Twistaroos! You guys will be driving for the other team and the skiiers are being driven by the opposing team! (They gasp) Your goal is to grab as many flags, that are just sticking out of the mud, as possible and do it as your enemy driver is trying to throw you off course of get you knocked off. Oh, and NO cutting the rope. I don't know why, but I just feel that something bad would happen if that was attempted. So, the winner of this challenge is the overall winner of this entire challenge! There are 8 flags! So get in your places.
(A few minutes later, Hunter, DJ and Lake are in their swimsuits. Tess, Karol and Lindsay are on the jet skis)
Chris: On your mark....GET SET..........GO! (Karol, Tess and Lindsay off into the course)
Hunter: Um, Lindsay, mind going a bit easier!?
Lindsay: What was that? (Goes faster)
Hunter: How do you even have your drivers license!?
Lindsay: Huh? I don't have that yet.
Hunter: ... I'm done for.
Karol: (Swerves) You're about to be in a world of pain, young lady!
Lake: Hm? (Already has two flags)
Karol: WHAT!? But I've been watching you the whole time! (Lake shrugs)
DJ: (Tess is driving insanely fast) Yo, Tess! Slow down, we're gonna crash!
Tess: (Rolls her eyes) REALLY? I never noticed.
DJ: Hey, why are you so mean?
Tess: Because I had my heart broken by a guy, rehealed by a super nice handsome guy, and then broken again when he got eliminated!
DJ: I hate to be the bearer of bad news.. But I got a flag while you were talking.
Tess: Nice. Couldn't care less.
Karol: (Lake has 5 flag. Karol drives crazily) Stop trying to win!
Lake: Sorry, no can do.
Karol: UGH!
Lindsay: (Ranting Hunter) So then Stephanie was SO like-
Hunter: (Green) -I think I'm gonna be sick... (Throws up)
~> Hunter: Not my best moment caught on camera.
(Tess is essentially just letting DJ get the flags. He has 7)
DJ: Come on, Tess. There has to be one upside to being here without Brick.
Tess: No. (Sighs) Just continue getting flags so we can be done with this. (DJ shrugs)
Karol: (Lake has 7 flags)
~> Karol: Bye bye sweet million dollars... Elimination here I come.
~> Lake: Normally I probably wouldn't have been doing so good. But I wanted to impress somebody from the other team. (Blushes) Who that is is a secret.
Hunter: (He's managed to grab 7 flags)
Lake: (From offscreen) Lindsay, do something! He's about to win!
Lindsay: Oh, okay! (She closes her eyes)
Hunter: Huh? (The jetski starts swerving) LINDSAY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? (The jetski hits a rock and the two go flying)
~> Chris: (Reading off a contract) Total Drama is not responsible for any injuries, nor causalities that happen on the show. (An intern opens the confessional door)
~> Intern: Um, Chris sir, they're not dead.
~> Chris: Aw dang it.
Karol: (Looks at the commotion, there's fire) WHOAH! NO NO NO! I HATE FIRE! GET ME OUT OF HERE! (They crash into a rock and start sinking)
Lake: Really?
Karol: (Sighs) Really.
(DJ has attained all 8 flags)
Chris: Wow. That surely was a challenge! Coincidentally, both the ducks and the gophers went out with a bang, but without eight flags. Which means... The Bass win immunity! As for the Gophers, join the Ducks tonight. You all have a date with a few marshmallows. So be ready to vote. Tonight!
Jo: Come on, DJ. We need to discuss who we’re voting off. (Smirks over at Leshawna)
DJ: I’m actually gonna go check on Katie. (Rushes off)
Jo: (Shrugs and walks up to Leshawna) Looks like one of us is immune and the other isn’t. See ya around, Leshawna. (Smirks as Leshawna gasps and glares at her)
Leshawna: Not on my watch.
=== Screaming Gophers Porch ===
Cody: (Aiden walks over) How you doing, man?
Aiden: (Rubbing his head) Terrible, but not dead.
Anne Maria: That's a big plus.
Owen: (Tears up) I can't believe we have to eliminate somebody! (Grabs a couple of them) I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS!
B: (Sighs)
Lake: Owen's right. We're all friends. Who are we supposed to let go of?
(They all think)
=== Mighty Ducks Porch ===
Ally: Well today sure was a bit weird.
Harold: Today really gave me time to think... About love.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes)
=== Infirmary === (Lots of contestants are there. Alejandro and Duncan are okay, just getting cleaned up after getting covered in soot by the water mine. Courtney and Zoey have been treated. Anne Maria has a bandage wrapped around her poof. Katie is laying down. Geoff is in a fully body cast when Tess walks in)
Geoff: Hey, Dudette! What's up?
Tess: We lost. That's what's up.
Geoff: Mind if I ask you a question? Why are you so down? Brick wanted you to keep trucking on, but look at you now.
Tess: It's not that easy, Geoff. I've been tired and sad my whole life, and this show has made it much worse. Honestly, Brick gave me hope. But now he's gone.
Geoff: Fair enough. All I know is that no matter how many hits Brick took, he always got up. Maybe you could try that too.
Tess: (Thinks) Thanks, Geoff. Rest up. (Walks out)
(Alejandro witnesses this)
Duncan: Man, this sucks.
Alejandro: As long as I get to stay in the game I'm willing to do anything.
Duncan: Wow, dude, you can act a bit crazy sometimes, can't you?
Alejandro: Nevermind that. I think I know who to vote off. (Duncan nods)
(Gwen is helping Hunter heal)
Hunter: Gwen, I have something to admit.
Gwen: Huh?
Hunter: As much as I'd like to convince myself that I was in the right, I wasn't. (She tilts her head) I was trying to get with both you and Tess for a while, I just never told you. BUT, I don't have feelings for her anymore.
Gwen: (Smirks) Well it was kinda obvious. But hearing that out loud makes me feel... A bit worse. I think we should take a break. Focus on the game.
Hunter: (Groans) Alright.
(DJ rushes in)
DJ: Katie! Are you okay?
Katie: Yeah. I’m okay! Thanks for checking on me, DJ!
DJ: Oh course! (Sighs) You guys lost though.
Katie: Oh, whatever. I'm sure I'll be fine.
Anne Maria: (Sighs happily)
Katie: What?
Anne Maria: Oh nothing. The fans are just probably shipping you two as we speak. Continue on.
(Katie and DJ look at one another. They are about to kiss when suddenly-)
Chris on Loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL LOSERS! REPORT TO THE CAMPFIRE PIT, PRONTO!
=== Bonfire Ceremony #14 ===
(The final night. The final night where unity and teamwork is valued on this desolate island. The final night where people are bonded through their patriotism for their beloved friendships and teamwork. The final night, where team's live and shall soon cease to exist. While this is terrifying idea, what remains is the suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)
(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. The Killer Bass take the logs to the right while the Gophers take the other side. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 15 marshmallows)
Chris: Screaming Gophers....Mighty Ducks....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 12 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, your out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallows go to.....
On the Ducks______________________________On the Gophers
Alejandro, Tess, Harold.....................................................................Aiden, Lake, Owen
(Alejandro glares at Tess. She looks weirded out. Owen depressingly eats his marshmallow, still quickly though)
Ally, Noah, Sam..................................................................................B, Katie, Anne Maria
(Ally and Sam high five. B takes his hat off to catch his)
Gwen, Hunter............................................................................................................Cody
(Hunter is in a wheelchair, Gwen wheels him to get his marshmallow. Cody walks up with extra swag)
Only Duncan and Geoff........................................................Only Katie and Lindsay Left
(Geoff looks confused. Duncan just spits on the ground. Lindsay twirls her hair while Katie frowns)
Chris: Only two marshmallows left........The final two marshmallows go to
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Duncan and Katie
Lindsay: That's okay. I guess I just wasn't meant for this game. Sorry I messed up.
Noah: By mess up, you mean put a man in a wheelchair, right? (Gwen smacks him)
Aiden: It's okay Lindsay. It was nothing personal.
Lindsay: Then was it mental? I don't get it. (gasps) Was it physical?
Anne Maria: Uh...Yes. Sure. Fine. Whatever you say. Bye Lindsay.
Geoff: Whaaaaa? How am I gone?
Ally: Alejandro and Duncan told us you were saying bad things to them while in the infirmary.
Geoff: What, but I would nev-
Duncan: -Yeah, man. Real cold. Kick a man while he's down. Tch tch tch.
(Geoff gasps while Chef wheels him out)
Tess: Whoever voted for Geoff needs to get a reality check. He would never do something like that. (Walks off)
Gwen: Yeah... (Points to Alejandro and Duncan) That elimination was really weird, wasn't it?
Alejandro: (Acts surprised) I would never lie! You should've heard the things he was saying to us!
Duncan: Yeah, real nasty, and that's coming from me.
Chris: AHEM. (Points to the boat)
Lindsay: (waves back at everyone) Bye! I'll miss you guys! (The boat fades away into the mist and is gone)
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(GOODBYE GEOFF and LINDSAY)
Chris: Everyone can go rest up now. Chef and I need to get set up for tomorrow. (The Ducks and Gophers leave the area)
=== Killer Bass Porch === (DJ is pacing back and forth until he sees Katie walking to the campgrounds)
DJ: Hey, Katie! You're still here!
Katie: (Hugs DJ) I know, EEE! I thought I was going to be eliminated for injury or blindsided or everyone else having immunity!
DJ: Well what matters is that we're both here for the long run.
~> Katie: I swear, as soon as the game is over. I want to ask him to be my boyfriend.
~> DJ: I swear, as soon as the game is over. I want to ask her to be my girlfriend.
=== Campgrounds === (The campers are walking back)
Ally: (Walking with Sam) Man, now I feel bad for voting Geoff off.
Sam: Yeah, I know... Wanna come play video games at my cabin?
Ally: Only if It's...
Both: "SUPER ROBO BRAWL III: The Third One!"
Ally: (Chuckles) Wow, Sam, we have so much in common. You're a great friend!
~> Sam: Ooooouuuucchhhhh. Nothing worse than being friendzoned, am I right guys?
(Duncan walks over to Courtney)
Courtney: Ugh. What is it now?
Duncan: Your new team still treating you like some sort of princess?
Courtney: Yes, actually. Maybe because I am one.
Duncan: Wow, that is like the most self-centered thing I've heard you say, EVER.
Courtney: I heard about what you did for Zoey. That was real nice. Why do you treat me like trash?
Duncan: Because you do too. (The two stare at each other before Duncan storms off)
~> Courtney: What an idiot. ... But that Zoey ordeal was sweet. (Scoffs) Whatever, probably just a one time thing. Eugh.
(Alejandro, Duncan and Aiden sit together)
Aiden: So... How'd Geoff get out?
Duncan: We might've lied our way to immunity.
Alejandro: (Silences Duncan) What he means is that Geoff is... A threat, so we had to tell a few white lies to get him out.
Aiden: (Not listening. He's just staring at Al) Mhm. I understand.
~> Aiden: (Sighs dreamily) What a great guy.
~> Alejandro: I still need to get Tess out. When she's trying to do good, she's actually strong. Geoff was helping her get back there. He needed to go. (Sits back) A tough elimination, but a needed one.
Chris: Okay, what a depressing episode. Don't worry, I promise the next challenge will be much more of an exciting endeavor. (evil chuckle) Anywho, Sam X Ally? DJ X Katie... And strangely, a pause on Gwen X Hunter. Will Alejandro ever be caught? Seriously. Dude's like Heather 2.0. Just hotter. How will our campers react to our big surprise next episode? Found out next time on Total Drama Island!
(End of Episode)
Elimination Votes:
(Screaming Gophers)
Votes for Lindsay: Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Katie, Lake, Owen
Votes for B: Lindsay
(Mighty Ducks)
Votes for Geoff: Alejandro, Ally, Duncan, Harold, Sam
Votes for Duncan: Geoff, Gwen, Hunter, Tess
Votes for Alejandro: Tess
Remaining Players
Mighty Ducks- Alejandro, Ally, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Hunter, Noah, Sam and Tess
Screaming Gophers- Aiden, Anne Maria, B, Cody, Katie, Lake and Owen
Killer Bass- Bridgette, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Trent and Zoey
MERGE TIME MERGE TIME MERGE TIME !!