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(Posting elim in comments)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers were put through the absolute worst! There was everything, man! This cast just gets better and better. Most of the people are absolutely miserable now, it's priceless! Courtney and Duncan are at each other throats, same for Leshawna and Jo. DJ and Katie grew closer. Everyone's favorite ship, Gwunter is officially split, mainly due to Hunter's oblivious playing. Tess is still insanely depressed because of Brick's elimination, but is getting better. Last challenge was also filled with ties, forcing me to bring out the ultimate jetski challenge. At the elimination, Lindsay was sent packing for essentially hospitalizing Hunter while Geoff was eliminated because of Alejandro. So, what about the teams? I'll tell you. Nothing. They shall be no more! How will certain people cope with this? Who will be voted out this week? Find out at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
===Killer Bass Boy’s Side===
(The boys are down to Trent, and DJ)
Trent: (Yawns) Ah, another nice night.
DJ: I know, man. Having a cabin to ourselves is awesome. Let's hope this lasts forever.
Trent: Hey man, can you pass me the- (DJ passes him a bag of chips to his bunk)
DJ: Already got you.
(The two sigh of breath of relaxation)
===Killer Bass Girl's Side===
(The girls are waking up and getting ready)
Zoey: The numbers sure are dwindling, aren't they?
Jo: Good. Seems like the odds are in my favour.
Leshawna: Over my dead body.
Courtney: (Switching subjects) Bridgette, how's it going with you and Trent?
Bridgette: Oh, awesome! He's so kind and caring. I hope one of us wins.
Karol: (Hops up) BORING! I'm gonna go now.
Zoey: Uh, I'll go too. (Follows her out)
===Mighty Ducks Boy’s Side===
(It's down to Alejandro, Duncan, Harold, Hunter, Noah and Sam. They're all relaxing doing their thing. Duncan is carving. Harold is talking with Sam. Alejandro talks with Hunter, and Noah reads)
~> Noah: Alejandro is talking to Hunter. He’s gotta be up to something.
Sam: (Gets up) Well, time to get my jogging on! Gotta work on ma glutes somehow!
Harold: (Notices something) What's that?
Alejandro: (Picks up a headband) It appears to be a girls headband.
Sam: Uhhh...
Duncan: (Chuckles) Who had a chick over last night?
Noah: Sam did. I was here reading.
Sam: Come on, man!
Hunter: Nice one, man. Who was it?
Sam: Uhh... A gentleman never kisses and tells.
Harold: You kissed a gentlemen?
~> Sam: I did have Ally over to play "ROBO BRAWL" last night, but nothing happened. The guys don't have to know that. Heheh.
===Mighty Ducks Girl’s Side===
(The only girls left are Gwen, Tess and Ally)
~> Tess: If I haven't been eliminated yet, that MUST be a sign. I am destined or doomed to roam this island until I meet my inevitable demise.
===Screaming Gophers Boy’s Side===
(Owen is eating a cookie. B is writing something down. Cody and Aiden are chatting)
Aiden: -And I thought I would've been eliminated really early. Look at me now!
Owen: (Buts in) That's great! I once thought to myself, "Owen; there is no way you can go on a diet!" And I told myself, "yes you can!" So I did. And that new person is who you see before you!
Cody: This is you post-diet? (Aiden and Cody laugh)
Aiden: ... Hey, B, you good again?
B: (Shrugs)
Cody: It's cool, man. We all make mistakes. It's human.
B: (Smirks)
===Screaming Gopher’s Girl’s Side===
(Lake and Katie are by themselves. They bunk above and below each other)
Katie: (Looks down) Wow. We're the only girls left.
Lake: And to think just a bit ago when Heather was annoying us...
Katie: Or when Riya was manipulating us....
Both: Good times.
Lake: ... So, Katie, you and DJ are dating, right?
Katie: If I'm not mistaken, then yeah.
Lake: I need some advice on boys.
Katie: Sure, fire away. (Lake whispers to her)
Chris on Loudspeaker: GET TO THE BONFIRE PIT ASAP!
=== Bonfire Pit=== (Everyone sits in their teams. Chris walks up. Interns hold a flag that has each team’s symbol on it. The Bass, the Ducks, and the Gophers. Chef walks up with a chainsaw)
Chris: Good news! It’s officially merge day! The Killer Bass…. Are no more! (Chef saws through the Bass flag)
Jo: About time.
Leshawna: Finally! I can get away from you! (Glares at Jo)
Courtney: You guys were great! Thanks for being a great team! I hope we can get along in the future and possibly help each other out and all. Remember if you ever need a leader, please, I insist, talk to me.
Bridgette: I wouldn't have it any other way. (Hugs Courtney)
Zoey: (Shoves Karol in) I think Karol is sad too.
Karol: Huh? Nope. If this were outside the game I would take any chance to drop you fools.
DJ: Buutttt?
Karol: No but. (Zoey facepalms)
~> Karol: Zoey has been helping me become a "nicer" person. Pft, like I need that anyways. I'm the nicest person here.
Trent: (Sighs) Hey, Bridge, what'll we do?
Bridgette: We'll still be together. It's not like we're leaving. We'll just... Be spending a little time apart each challenge. During those challenges, I'll make sure to recite that letter you made for me.
Trent: Oh yeah... That letter.
~> Trent: The letter that was originally supposed to be for Gwen, but somehow got switched and sent to Bridgette. I'll tell her about that ordeal... Someday.
Chris: Enough of that! The Mighty Ducks….. Are no more! (Chef saws the Duck flag in half)
Alejandro: Farewell to all of you. I hope we can work together in the future.
Hunter: Of course!
Duncan: Whatever. I can handle myself.
Noah: You got intimidated by a rabbit the other day. How manly do you feel NOW?
Duncan: (cracks knuckles) Wanna find out?
Noah: (yawns) Maybe later when I actually start caring. That stuff takes a while.
Ally: Well I had a blast, guys.
Harold: I too had a banging time on this team.
Tess: And that's why I'm glad to not be on this team anymore.
Chris: The Screaming Gophers are no more! (Chef cuts the Gopher flag)
Owen: Aw, bye guys! I'm think I'm gonna start stress eating again because of this!
Katie: EEEEEE! Merge time, I get to be with DJ!
Anne Maria: (Sighs)
Lake: Oof. Sorry, Anne Maria. We know it must be hard for you with Mike gone.
Cody: Well, guys, see you on the flip side!
Chris: Now! The new bunk arrangements! All boys shall move over to the Killer Bass Cabin. They get the whole thing! All girls move to the Screaming Gophers Cabin. You get the whole thing! Now go!
Alejandro: (Approaches Zoey) If you need it, my attention is all yours. Great to have you at the merge, Zoey.
Zoey: Thanks Alejandro. I'm so glad you're here too!
===Former Screaming Gophers Cabin, Now Girls Cabin===
(Lake is heading inside with a huge filled garbage bag)
Noah: Need help with that? You look like you're smuggling an elephant.
Lake: How'd you know? (A stuffed animal elephant falls out of her luggage) My cover is blown. My parents always baby me, and I guess stuffed animals are one of the things that stuck.
Noah: Your parents sound like a real delight. (Lake chuckles) Seriously, You need help?
Lake: I thought you were being sarcastic. This is a breakthrough, ain't it? (Winks at him and enters the Gophers bunk, grabs all of her bags and shuts the door)
~> Noah: Um... Alright?
Katie: Ooh! I'll take a bunk with Lake!
Leshawna: Fine by me. As long as I stay far, far away from Jo.
Jo: Whatever. (Grabs Zoey by the arm) Come on, pigtails!
Zoey: (Winces but shrugs)
Gwen: Hey Leshawna? Wanna bunk?
Leshawna: Sure thing, girl!
Courtney: Bridgette can bunk with me. (Bridgette shrugs)
Anne Maria: (Winces at Tess) You look like you've been through a lot.
Tess: Thanks. (The two instantly bunk with each other)
Ally: (Looks at Karol) Well, I guess it's just us!
Karol: .....
~> Karol: (Screams)
===New Boys Bunk=== (Alejandro, Owen, Noah, Geoff and Duncan are waiting in their bunk for the other guys to show up)
Duncan: (Is carving on the wall) So, what now?
Noah: We no longer work as a team. What do you expect?
Alejandro: (Is lying down on his bed) That does not mean we must stop helping each other. We may be useful later.
Noah: Say... Geoff's elimination was weird, wasn't it?
Alejandro: Hm. You're right. I'll investigate.
~> Alejandro: Noah is catching on. (Shrugs) It's fine. He'll be gone soon.
Cody: (Runs inside) Hey guys! Let’s all PARTAY!!! (They all sit there) Come on guys! ... Party!
Owen: (Bursts in) Hey guys! Let’s all PARTAY!!!
(Kicks up the music. They guys suddenly drop their bags and start dancing)
Cody: Well that was mean. (Sadly walks out)
B: (takes a cord and slithers it into the stereo, he runs outside with the very long cord)
DJ: (they all walk outside) Where's he going?
~> Aiden: All it took was a little convincing that B should have a little fun for once, and the big guy was up and running again!
~> B: (Frowns but then fakes a smile)
Chris on Loudspeakers: CONGRATULAT(Music starts blaring on the speakers. B walks back, proud)
(The music blares over the loudspeakers, cutting off Chris' message)
~> Chris: I hope they heard my announcement. If they didn't, then they will have no idea what I have in store for them.
Trent: B! You're a genius! (they all laugh and run around)
Noah: (gets trampled by the guys) OUCH! Excuse you guys!
(Duncan is trying to sleep. Sam enters)
Sam: (He unpacks his stuff) That's almost everything. Epic. (hears a loud BOOM outside. Duncan wakes up. All of the guys stop dancing. The music abruptly cuts off)
Duncan: Did they find me!? ARE THEY HERE! AUGH! (hides under his own bed)
Sam: What the glorfnorp!? (runs outside. Everyone follows)
===Campgrounds=== (The former Mighty Ducks cabin is lying in pieces)
Brick: What!? Our old home! Who did this!
Gwen: Chris! We could have been in there!
Karol: (Curled up in a ball like a baby) So much fire...
Chris on Loudspeaker: (is still inaudible due to the B's music that overrided it)
Everybody: ...
Chef: (Walks up) LISTEN UP! The Girls are in the Bass Cabin. The Guys are in the Gophers Cabin. That plus that, equals no more Ducks cabin. Simple math. So there you go! Are you all prepared! You better be! Head to the Dining HALL ASAP! That means now! IT'S BRUNCH! (they all walk to the dining hall.)
(Chef grabs Noah in private)
Noah: Can I help you, Master Chief?
Chef: Hold your tongue! (looks around to see that nobody is listening. Chef reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small figurine that looks like Chris' head)
Noah: What is that ugly thing?
Chef: It's an immunity idol. The fans wanted you to have it. (Before Noah can say another word, Chef shoves him towards the dining hall) MOVE SOLDIER!
~> Noah: I have fans? Gee, the things people will root for nowadays.
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(NOAH HAS AN IMMUNITY IDOL. IF HE HAS MAJORITY VOTES, HE CAN USE IT FOR SAFETY)
=== Dining Hall === (Chris is waiting for everyone)
Chris: Allright! Welcome to your meal for the day! This is a challenge where we are going to put you in teams for now, okay?
Duncan: We just got out of teams!
Chris: Shush! These are only temporary! Anyways, it's Girls vs Boys! This challenge will determine whether a girl is more likely to be destined to win, or a guy!
Bridgette: Good thing Ezekiel isn't here.
Trent: Rather have you here over him any day.
Bridgette: I would give up a few people for you. Possibly myself. (They laugh)
Trent: Wait, why possibly?
Bridgette: (innocently remarks) The money.
Trent: (shrugs) True.
Karol: BLEH! Love, ew. Moving on! (Zoey groans)
~> Zoey: If you couldn't already tell, being Karol's "mentor" is quite a task.
~> Trent: Yeah, I'll tell Bridgette about the letter. For sure! ... Or not. I mean, why ruin something that's already perfect? (Sighs) Awesome.
~> Bridgette: Me and Trent, we laugh at everything the other has to say. We feel the same. We understand each other and it's ... absolutely amazing. I hope I can keep in touch with him when this is all over and done with. Summer romances tend to mean more when they surpass summer.
Chris: This is the Brunch of Disgustingness! We have prepared 9 courses for you! They are all brutally disgusting! You have to eat ALL of them!
Owen: We have to eat!? (laughs) THAT'S AWESOME! (hugs Trent and Alejandro) Isn't this awesome Al!?
Alejandro: (Twitches) Chris, he's going to be on my team for the whole episode?
Chris: Mhm. (Alejandro holds in a scream) As I was saying, every member of each side that can finish the dish before the other team wins that round. You'll never know how gross the next dish may be. Endless possibilities. ALSO! Remember, if you puke, then you are out of the challenge, you let your team down and could possibly lead to the bonfire and elimination that WILL happen tonight. So here is our first dish!
Chef: (happily dances through the table aisle, placing dishes in front of everyone) Eat up Suckers!
(ROUND ONE)
(They pull off the lids)
Cody: Meat balls? But Italian isn’t gross at all! (Starts chowing down)
Harold: (Touches it) He's right. Italian foods is actually regarded as one of the best foods in the entire world, Chris.
Duncan: Somebody please shut him up.
Chris: (Snickers) Well, you're right, in a way. They are meat balls. But....
Chef: They're beef testicles!
Courtney: (Looks around) This...this show is PG-13. Did you really just say that...Are you gonna censor that in the final cut?
Chris: Maybe. Maybe not. Here to demonstrate is Oliver!
Oliver: (Shoved in by Chef) Come on... This is overkill.
Chef: Exactly.
Oliver: (Groans and eats it. He holds in barf) May... I go now?
Chris: (Nods) Eat up, now!
Bridgette: Umm, I’m Vegan!
DJ: Same here!
Chris: Oh ho ho, stinks to be you guys then!
(REMINDER. Girls left in the game are ALLY, GWEN, TESS, ANNE MARIA, KATIE, LAKE, BRIDGETTE, COURTNEY, Jo, KAROL, LESHAWNA and ZOEY)
(REMINDER. Boys left in the game are ALEJANDRO, DUNCAN, HAROLD, HUNTER, NOAH, SAM, AIDEN, B, CODY, OWEN, DJ and TRENT)
=== Girl's Table === (Beef, Bull Testacles)
Jo: (has finished) Don't think of them as what they are. Just pretend it actually IS Italian.
Harold: (Walking to his table) You are so wise.
Jo: Uhh, thanks?
Ally: (Has finished) Wait. You mean these aren't Italian meat balls?
Anne Maria: What the- Of course they're not, you ditz. Were you listening?
~> Ally: To be truthful, I wasn't listening. I was thinking about last night with Sam. He's really funny. What a great... Friend?
=== Boy's Table ===
Alejandro: Um, are these at all healthy? It's gross, but is it healthy?
Noah: Probably not. Everything made by Chef is bound to have a plot twist.
Aiden: (Pats Alejandro on the back) Don't worry, man. Let's win this.
~> Alejandro: It seems Aiden is still infatuated with me. This could prove useful later on.
Trent: This is too gross.
Cody: Ugh. I don't know if I can do it, man. These are, well, guy's principles.
DJ: I'm not eating these. No way. I can't imagine it being much grosser. (Chef and Chris laugh) What have I done? I jynxed us didn't I?
Alejandro: Uuuggghhh I might puke. I might puke! I might PUKE! (is about to puke when B covers Alejandro's mouth)
~> Alejandro: My body is a temple. Why would I offer it such things to contaminate the precious system?
Chris: (The girls have finished) The girls win round one!
Harold: How'd they win? That was so fast!
Jo: We DID have to force feed Katie and Bridgette.
(Suddenly, Bridgette pukes)
Bridgette: I’m vegetarian!
Katie: (Eye twitch and falls to the floor. She pukes)
DJ: Katie! (A couple guys hold him back)
Chef: Toughen up! She'll be fine. ... Maybe.
Chris: Well, the girls both won round 1 AND lost two players! That's gonna make it harder for them to get more people to the end. Remember, the team that both wins the most, and has the most people left, truly wins. Oh Chef! Bring out the next plate!
Chef: (Opens the next plate. It's a pizza with live jellyfish, grasshoppers, and sardines) Eat up! These sardines didn't die for nothing!
(ROUND 2. Jellyfish, Sardine, and Grasshopper Pizza)
Sam: (Shudders) Are these things... (Pokes them) Still alive?
Sardine: Hh-hh--h-h-h-e-e-e-ll-l-l-p-pp-- - m m mmm-mm-me-e-ee-e-ee- (dies)
Chef: There goes another perfectly good sardine.
Noah: There goes another perfectly good appetite for the rest of a lifetime. Mine, to be exact.
Owen: (Farts) Sorry guys. The smell of that pizza. WOO! It shoots right through me! (Turns to his right to see he farted right at Alejandro) Oops, sorry Al.
Alejandro: (Vomits)
Chris: Alejandro, you're out dude.
~> Alejandro: I am thinking of all of the ironic ways to destroy that fat OAF! Let's see, there's always having him eat himself to death. There's being crushed by something heavy, like himself. Hm. So many ways to demolish this insolence. (Turns green and vomits again)
Chris: Get to chow town, kiddies!
=== Girl's Table ===
Leshawna: Aw! This grasshopper. He's just mindin his own business! Not doin anything wrong.
Karol: Just imagine the grasshopper killed his wife and ate his children. He's not so innocent anymore, now is he? (Leshawna just gives her a look and then shrugs. Leshawna intently looks at the grasshopper)
Leshawna: You monster! (smashes the grasshopper and immediately eats it) YOU CAN'T HURT NOBODY NO MORE! (Calms down) Wow. That actually worked. Thanks Karol. (Karol sits up triumphantly)
Karol: You're... Welcome ...? (She feels happy)
Courtney: This idea might just be so crazy, it could work.
Lake: Try it out! (starts crying and smashing every grasshopper) I HATE YOU! YOU GUYS ARE HORRIBLE PARENTS! (She finishes eating and calms down)
(They all look confused)
=== Boy's Table === (They are just watching the girls in terror as they all burst into tears and begin smashing the grasshoppers, then eating their corpses)
Noah: What exactly are we watching? (B shrugs)
Owen: They all just got 2% hotter in my book.
DJ: Nope, that's it. This guys going down. (Barfs and hurries off)
(The girls easily finish their pizza)
Chris: Okay! That was quick. WAY too quick. So, here's to the next plater! CHEF! (Chef brings out a couple of dishes)
Ally: (Opens it up) Spaghetti! Now why didn't you give us these with the first dish! That would have been a nice combo! (eats) Wow, these taste like worms covered in snail sauce...and is that hair?
Chris: Um, Yeah... It is.
~> Sam: (Sighs lovingly) And she's classy too... What a woman.
(ROUND 3. Worm Spaghetti)
===Boy's Table===
Cody: Guys. How are we gonna eat this? (B puts a blindfold on Cody) Who turned off the day?! (B shoves some of the worms into Cody's mouth) Ugh! What is this? Is this the?!
B: (continues feeding Cody the worms)
Duncan: I don't know wether to try the force feeding, or the blindfold. I'd prefer the force feeding. I call being to one to hold people down. (Cody has finished) Cody: Hey. That wasn't so bad. Guys! Try this! (Tosses the blindfold to Hunter)
Hunter: I guess I'll try. (Puts it on, B feeds him the worms) OKAY! NUH UH! I TAKE IT BACK! I DON'T WANNA- (Finishes) Oh... Alright. Here, Owen, you try it.
Owen: (Swats it away) Not needed, buddy. (Starts shoveling food into his mouth)
=== Girl's Table ===
Zoey: This is too gross. I don't know if I can do this.
Karol: Pft, of course you can do it. You're one of the strongest players here.
Zoey: ... Thanks, Karol.
Jo: UGH! Enough with the lovey dovey stuff! Open up! (shoves worms into Zoey's face) Just eat! Come on!
Zoey: Stop! (Jo doesn't stop) STOP! (Jo doesn't stop) I SAID STOP! (instantly becomes angry and throws the worms back in Jo's face and kicks her over) Oh GOSH! Sorry! I..i...
Jo: (angrily) Well SORRY! I didn't know you wanted your team to lose! Geez, way to make an entrance to the merge! I hope you remember this! (Zoey slumps down and pokes her food)
Karol: Lay off of people! You were the one who got all up in her business!
Jo: We were on her team for the same amount of time! You should know as well as I that she's weak.
~> Zoey: (Angrily) Weak?! (Gasps) I'm okay. I'm calm! Oh no. Maybe I just have anger issues?
Courtney: Everyone! We need to work together before- (Chris cuts her off)
Chris: The guys win! (Team Two all hold up their plates)
Courtney: -That happens.
Duncan: What's the matter, can't handle some grime? (Courtney glares at him) I guess so.
Chris: Allright! Time for soup! But before we move on, anybody wanna barf?
Anne Maria: Nuh uh. I'm in dis for the long run! (Barfs) ... I'm gonna go sit down now. (walks to the loser table)
Chris: You have a soup. French Bunyon to be precise!
Owen: Aw yeah! ALL RIGHT! I will eat anything man! ANYTHING! (Alejandro overhears)
Alejandro: Uh, Chris! I gotta barf again. Can I go to the bathroom? (Chris nods) Gracias! (Alejandro runs out)
~> Alejandro: I DID go to barf. But I also made a stop by my cabin to pick something up. Now seems like a good time.
~> Noah: I don't trust that guy. I really don't. He's...sneaky and suspicious. I still haven't forgotten the whole Justin, Rosa Maria, Geoff situations.
Ally: (Chef hands out the plates. Ally opens it and takes one look and barfs into the soup. The sight of this makes Tess barf)
Chris: A two for one deal! Nice! You girls are out. (They walk to the loser table)
Tess: (Realizes she's walking with Ally) Oh dear god no-
Ally: Don't worry, Tess. I'm done with all the cupid stuff. No more "boy talk".
Tess: Thank goodness. (They chuckle)
=== Girl's Table ===
Courtney: Alright, girls! We don't have many members left! Let's do this!
Lake: What if we don't want to?
Courtney: Then... Then too bad!
Bridgette: Wow, Courtney, that was really mean.
Courtney: I'm not mean. I'm confrontational.
Leshawna: Now that's something a mean person would say.
Jo: ALRIGHT! I think we should shut up and eat.
Lake: (Gags) No, this is disgusting! I can't eat this!
Zoey: I have an idea! Just focus intensely on something while you eat to distract yourself!
(Lake nods and searches around the dining hall. She looks at Noah and sighs lovingly)
~> Lake: It's obvious, I like Noah. (Sighs) But my parents won't let me have a boyfriend until I'm 30. Which, I'm not. (Smirks) You know what! Screw my parents! I'm independant! I can do what I want! ... Yeah.
=== Boy's Table ===
Cody: We need an idea. We can't just drink this.
Trent: I'm gonna puke! I'm gonna puke right no-(Cut off by B)
B: (B shoves a funnel in his mouth and pours the soup down his throat)
Trent: Mama? (leaps into B's arms and begins sucking his thumb)
Duncan: And I don't even have a phone to record this. (Groans)
Aiden: Good idea, B! (B smirks)
Cody: Yeah, man. You sure are recovering from Dawn's elimination!
(B frowns again)
~> Cody: Oof... Did I touch a nerve there? Yeah, I think I touched a nerve there.
=== Outside Dining Hall === (Alejandro is at the backdoor to the kitchen, he looks around to make sure nobody is there. He enters the kitchen. A minute later, Alejandro slips out and heads back into the normal entrance)
(Alejandro messed with one of the dishes)
===Dining Hall=== (The Boy's have taken B's strategy with the funnel and won the round)
Chris: Okay. It's ...
=== Boys -- Duncan, Harold, Noah, Aiden, B, Cody, Owen and Trent
=== Girls -- Gwen, Lake, Courtney, Jo and Leshawna
Chef: Got it! (wheels out a plater with a golden lid)
Chris: You have five more meals! So! Bon Appetit! HIT IT MM!
Mystery Meat: (Chef pulls off the lid to reveal Mystery Meat, the lump of living meat that sings and acts vulgar and obscenely for no discernable reason) OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH GURL!
~> Noah: No wonder why my little cousins aren't allowed to watch this show.
~> Harold: (Chuckles) It looks like a-
~> Gwen: Nope. Not even gonna comment. (Blank stare)
("You Gotta Eat" from the actual canon episode starts playing)
Mystery Meat: ♪ ♫ YOU GOTTA EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!! GURL! ♪ ♫
(The campers are eating Already Been Chewed Gum. The girls stomp on there gum to make it less hard. They chew it and win first. Noah chokes on the gum and passes out. He also barfs in the process. Noah is out. Girls win round 5)
Mystery Meat: ♪ ♫ EAT TO WWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIN!! ♪ ♫ (IF NOT THAT BE CRAY CRAY)
(Chef is making drinks made out of pure skunk stink. The guys hold each other's noses and manage to hold down the gross drink. Gwen gags and spits her drink out. That counts. Gwen is out. Guys win round 6)
Mystery Meat: DON'T LET EM GGGGGGGRRRRROOOOOOSSSSS YOU OUT!!!! (CAUSE GURL, THAT JUS SAAAD!) DON'T LET EM HOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU DOOOOOOOOOOWWWNN (BETTER NOT! GURL!)
(Chef has a sandal and squirts silicon onto it. It's in a nice smiley face. Team One manages to cut apart the shoe into multiple pieces using Duncan's knife. B and Trent look at each other before throwing up. Guys win round 7)
Mystery Meat: ♪ ♫ SEEET A GOOOOOOAAAAAL AND SAYY YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN ♪ ♫ AWWWWW GURL! (AW GURL!)
(Chef is cutting up a variety of gross looking gross stuff. Fish heads, banana peels, soda cans etc. Aiden willingly gets out before even eating. Courtney passes out, Cody tries holding it in but fails. Girls win round 8)
Mystery Meat: ♪ ♫ YOU GOTTTAA EEAAAAAAAAAAATTTT! OOOOOOOOOOHOHHHH YOU GOTTTA EAAAAAATTTTT! ♪ ♫ (Chef slowly places the lid back on Mystery Meat) ♪ ♫ EAAAAT TOO WWWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN ♪ ♫ (Chef closes the platter) gurl.
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Chris: Okay! Now for our last meal! This is between Owen, Harold, and Duncan for the Guys' team and Lake, Jo and Leshawna for the Girls team! Can you guys handle it? (They shake their heads) GREAT! You each get your own dish. We even put labels on these dishes so we knew which one would be yours. Name tags and labels are nice. Chef! Bring em out!
Chef: (Wheels out six platters. Chef hands them to the remaining six) Bon Apeti-I hope you all get sick!
Lake: (Lifts hers up. It's a cooked (burnt) raccoon) Umm, this is gross!
Jo: I knew having the rich girl on our team would be a disadvantage. (Scoffs. Lifts hers and sees a chocolate bar) It's just a chocolate bar.
Chris: It's made of mud.
Jo: Is that it? (eats it in one bite. Chris prepares to talk) Before you go on, I know this is the part where you tell me it's more than mud and I get grossed out and throw up. Can we skip that? (Chris shrugs)
Harold: Ahhh, What a woman.
Duncan: (Rolls his eyes) Yeah, real classy.
Owen: (lifts up his platter. It's soup) Aw man! I wanted food. Oh well, soup is food too. Just not (eyes the raccoon) Cooked delicacy.
Chef: Just shut yo trap and eat!
Owen: Sir yes Sir! (chows down)
Duncan: What have you got for me? (bats his eyes)
Chef: A knuckle sandwhich.
Duncan: No, really (is punched in face by Chef) OOOAOAUCH
Chef: You're done. That was your meal. It really was a knuckle sandwich.
Harold: (Lifts his. It’s a crab. It’s still alive) Uh, Chris, I have a question.
Chris: Yes?
Harold: These meals are supposed to be disgusting, right?
Chef: Darn right they are!
Harold: Well, Live crab is actually considered a delicacy in most countries-
Duncan: (Rubbing his eye) Agh! Just shut up and eat, moron! (Harold shrugs)
Leshawna: Let's see what I got. (Lifts hers up. It's just a rock) I'll just let myself out, see ya! (Walks to the losers table)
Chris: Ooookayyyyy then.
Chris: And the winners are the guys! (Sees that Lake is still eating and Owen has taken a few slurps and stopped) Owen! I imagined you winning instantly. What's up!?
Owen: I....I...don't..feeeeeeel so goood. (falls over. The guys and the girls get up and rush over to him)
Chris: Haha! Classic Owen.
DJ: Classic Owen wouldn't have collapsed after one bite.
Chris: ... Oh crud this is OUT OF CHARACTER OWEN! Something's actually wrong!
Ally: Forget the challenge! Will he be okay?
Lake: He has a pulse! He's alive! (Lake is checking Owen)
Cody: Lake, what are you-
Lake: Trust me! I'm medically trained!
Noah: (Raises an eyebrow) Wow, you're really good at... Everything.
Karol: Not the POINT! We're losing him!
Courtney: He's burning up.
Lake: Move! (Sits next to Owen) Okay, yeah, he's getting hotter and hotter. His face is puffing up and he's getting pale. (Exactly what she says is what's happening) Oh gosh!
Zoey: What? What is it?
Lake: He’s been poisoned!
Chef: Ridiculous, this food is gross, not lethal! I wouldn't poison Owen. Besides, he can eat anything, of all people here that can get poisoned, why him?
Chris: I would make this a mystery themed challenge, but I'm saving that for later. Much later.
Aiden: Chris! Do something! He's burning up! (Owen projectile vomits up at everyone)
Trent: Oh man! This is bad! (Bridgette leans against Trent as he holds her in his arms. They are both terrified for Owen)
Noah: Simple, What happened i(is cut off by Chris)
Chris: Nevermind! The challenge..ugh..The Girl's win! (They don't even cheer. None of the girl's are that heartless)
Chef: We need to get him to a hospital! STAT! (Interupts Chris before he speaks) And no, McLean! Our infirmary won't do!
Lake: I'd hate to say it but...Owen needs to be taken off the island. He needs a real hospital. (Owen is turning paler)
Zoey: We have to hurry! He's getting worse! What caused this?
DJ: That doesn't matter! We need to get him out of here.
Chris: Unfortunately, it's against our own contracts to remove a camper based on injury. They need to be willing to leave, themselves, So if Owen complies, we will immediately take him off of Total Drama Island.
Zoey: We love you Owen, but you can't stay here.
Aiden: (is now worried) Come on Owen. Just say "yes". We want you alive!
Owen: (is drooling and can't move his face)
Bridgette: We need him out of here! He can't comply because he physically can't!
Tess: This is just like my sweet sixteen.
Everybody: HUH!?
Chris: If he doesn't comply, then we can't remove him from the island.
DJ: (has an idea) Sorry Owen. But the only other way to remove you from the island is to....eliminate you.
Chris: Great Idea DJ! Okay, Okay. It's sundown soon. Allright! Let's just get to the bonfire! Elimination time! Elimination time! All Boys!
Lake: No! I have to be there to make sure he's still stable!
Chris: Uhh, fine, all girls too! (Everyone runs out to the bonfire pit, carrying Owen)
=== Campgrounds === (Noah and Lake are rushing together)
Noah: You know a lot, Lake.
Lake: (Blushes) I do?
Noah: Of course. I hope you win this.
Lake: (The two smile) Well, let's hurry! Owen has to go!
