(It's not christmas yet... Sigh)
@Alec's glasses (Sorry I didn't put your radio submission in. I wanted to release the episode now :( )
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had to be put through an awful little game we called "Say Uncle". Relationships and rivalries were put to the test when being paired up to see who would win. Except for Sam and Ally, Sam just sacrificed himself. Heartwarming... And corny, too. Oh yeah! We also said hello to three previously eliminated contestants! Ezekiel was chosen by the fans, Yul was chosen by yours truly and Sierra was picked for the sole reason of torturing Cody! In the end, Yul and Noah received the most amount of votes! But Noah and Yul played the immunity idols, or at least Yul played something else that I counted as an immunity idol. With all of the money Yul gave me, I can now afford an extra episode of Total Drama! I'm using it now. What better time than the holidays! Happy Holidays everybody! And by holidays, I do NOT mean Halloween, I'm planning on saving that for the future... The very distant future. I'm talking St. Nick Christmas time!
Cameraman: But Chris, it's mid October-
Chris: DON'T JUDGE ME! I'm feeling jolly and christmas-y! I ordered a christmas episode! Anyways, I also used Yul's money for this super duper expensive SNOW MAKER! (Chris gets the snow maker working from the top of the cliff, and snow begins falling over camp Wawanakwa) WOW! It actually works! This ought boost our ratings! So, no eliminations today. Not even a single elimination. These campers get to enjoy themselves. Play in the snow, have a snowball fight, make snowmen and snow angels! Anything they want! So, enjoy this very special episode of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
=== Girl's Bunk === (The girls are all tossing and turning in their sleep. A cool breeze blows through the windows)
Ally: Brrrrr. You guys feel that? It's cold! Freezing, even!
Gwen: Maybe Chris thinks we aren't being tortured enough, so now he's making the nights colder.
Anne Maria: (looks out the window) Uh, you girls might wanna see dis...
Sierra: Oh oh oh, let me see! (looks out the window) I bet Cody set up a christmas present for me!
Jo: Christmas? Last time I checked thanksgiving hasn't even passed.
Courtney: Let me look at this- (looks out) Woooooooow...
(The camera pans outside. The island is coated in snow. Light snowfall rains down upon the island)
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(IT'S SNOWING)
Katie: DJ and I are gonna have so much fun! (Runs outside)
Zoey: She's got the right idea. You guys wanna go play in the snow?
Tess: No.
Zoey: (The other girls are getting on their snow gear and running outside) Why not?
Tess: It's snow. We're not kids anymore.
Gwen: Come on, Tess. Not even I'm that groggy.
Zoey: Yeah! (the other girls are gone) But even Jo is doing it!
Jo: (scoffs) What's wrong, Tess. Still salty over Brick's elimination?
Tess: Um, yeah. I think I am.
Gwen: I thought Geoff convinced you to persevere.
Tess: Well, Geoff isn't here either, is he? (Tess sits back in bed)
Jo: Pfft. Scrooge.
Zoey: ANYWAY! Tess, it's gonna be fun. I hope you'll join us. Wouldn't want a friend missing out on something like this.
~>Zoey: I really want Tess to have fun with us. I mean…I know how it feels to be left out.
===Campgrounds=== (The boys minus Alejandro, Noah and Yul realized that there is snow as well and they are already out waiting for the girls. They ambush them)
DJ: EPIC! (throws a snowball at Katie. It hits her in the face) ACK! Katie, are you okay?
Katie: (Gets up) That... was so romantic! (the two continue)
Duncan: (To Courtney) Ew, romance.
Courtney: Shut up, you ogre. (throws a snowball at Courtney) You can't do that! I'm a CIT!
Duncan: Like that's supposed to stop me, you uptight princess. (Continues throwing snow at Courtney)
~> Courtney: UGH! I hate Duncan and his... Mohawk, and nose ring, and his bad boy attitude- UGH! I... hate... him?
Cody: How did this snow get here?
Duncan: WHO cares!? (stuffs a load of snow down Harold's jacket and starts laughing)
Harold: AUGH! It's like I'm being peed on! It's really cold! (runs in circles)
~> Jo: (laughing) Are people expecting me to hook up with THAT?! I don't think so.
Trent: (Ambushes Bridgette with snowballs) Take that!
Bridgette: Agh! (chuckles) Screw you, Trent!
Ally: (sighs and sits next to Sam) I wish somebody would like me like Trent like Bridgette.
Sam: (Blushes) Um, yeah, totally. I'm gonna go now. (runs off)
Ally: Odd. (shrugs)
Chris: GOOD MORNING CAMPERS! How are you enjoying our "snow day"?
Trent: Best challenge yet. (Bridgette dumps snow on Trent's head, they both laugh)
Chris: Hmm… Did I SAY this was a challenge. I don't believe I ever said this was a challenge. Anybody! Did I ever say this was a challenge?
Sierra: Nope! I've documented everything you've ever said, Chris! I would know.
Chris: (shudders) Weird. SO! What is this then? I'll tell you….it's a SNOW DAY! No challenge!
Yul: UGH, Chris! This is just delaying my victory and extending the time I have to spend with these lowlife rats!
Chris: Great for you. Anyway, no challenge, no nothing!
Hunter: Really? That's actually pretty cool of you, Chris.
Noah: Chris finally got something right. I'm surprised.
Cody: We get to chillax by an open fire…holding hot chocolate…..with the ladies?
Hunter: Heck yeah. (Hugs Gwen. They smirk)
Aiden: (pats Cody on the back) Looks like your "lady" is taken.
Leshawna: Nope! I know Chris, he's gonna make us do all his dirty work for him and use this "off-day" as an excuse.
Chris: I would love to do that... But no, just have fun.
Courtney: You're joking?
Alejandro: I don't think he is. I think he's being…serious?
Sam: I think lighthearted Chris is scarier than regular Chris. (shivers)
Chris: I'm as serious as can be! Just have a blast! (gets onto a snowmobile and drives away)
Ally: So now what do we do-
Ezekiel: (runs in) I'm king of Muskoka, eh! (jumps. Jo throws a snowball in his face)
Leshawna: Hey, she-hulk! Go easy on that dang kid!
Jo: Oh yeah? Well take this! (Throws a snowball at Leshawna. She catches it and crushes it) Uh...
Leshawna: I'm gonna slap you down! (chases Jo)
Harold: I'll save you, JO! (chases Leshawna)
Duncan: I'll get you nerd! (chases Harold)
Ezekiel: (Gets up) I also wanna be included! (chases Duncan)
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Tess: (Sitting on the porch) Snow?
Anne Maria: Come on, you sad sack! Come and play with us! (is hit by a snowball by Harold) OH YOUR SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT!
Harold: Eek! (Runs off)
Anne Maria: So, Tess, you gonna join in or what?
Tess: Nah…I don't like snow. Or joy.
Anne Maria: Why don't you wanna play?
Tess: I've said it a million times. Brick is gone. So I'm sad. There, happy?
Anne Maria: Okay... (walks off)
~> Tess: Okay, truth time. I'm kinda over Brick's elimination... But joining in means making new friends. And making new friends leads to me having to go through them getting eliminated all over again. I... just can't do that again.
~>Alejandro: What am I supposed to do today? I can't manipulate people on a free day! Unfortunately, if you're playing the game right, such as I am, you can't relax. What am I supposed to do today?
(Gwen and Hunter sit outside the girls cabin)
Hunter: I can't believe Chris actually let us have a snow day.
Gwen: I know, gives me time to think how we wouldn't have happened if not for some messed up things to happen.
Hunter: Yeah, like Trent leaving you behind, or Tess getting angry at me.
Gwen: (tilts her head) How did Tess find out about you talking to me?
Hunter: (Shrugs) I think Alejandro told her, or something.
Gwen: Hm...
~> Gwen: Seems like a pretty manipulative thing to do. Noah was talking about how Alejandro was evil...
===Campgrounds=== (The campers are tired)
Trent: Alright, I think I've had... enough of this.
Katie: Same. I'm getting tired. Truce, everybody?
Ally: (panting) NEVER! (faints)
Bridgette: I agree. Man, it's cold. Did Chris leave us a fire?
Leshawna: You're right. It IS cold. Really cold. Maybe we've been out too long.
Harold: I highly doubt it. I mean, It's Chris. (They walk to the dining hall)
Cody: Let's refresh on some hot cocoa!…and a fire….and ladies! (they all cheer and head into the dining hall, even Tess has slipped out into her winter gear and goes with them)
=== Dining Hall=== (The campers are gathered in the dining hall, looking for Chef)
Noah: Hey Chef! Got anything warm? Nothing? Okay. Useless.
Sierra: (Grabs Cody) Don't worry hubby, I can warm you up! I can TOTALLY help with that. (creepily laughs)
Cody: NO! I mean... No, I'm fine. (Sierra ignores that)
Ezekiel: (nudges Anne Maria) Wow, he sure is good with the ladies! I wish I had somebody like that.
Anne Maria: (chuckles) Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find some lucky lady one day.
Ezekiel: Ya don't say.
Yul: UGH! I am a high priority! I need food and warmth! CHEF, YOU HUGE IMBECILE! Where are you!?
Duncan: Hey rich boy, this is a summer camp, not a hotel.
Yul: (Glarest at Duncan) I predict you'll be eating your words in an episode or two.
Alejandro: That Chef is tricky. (opens the kitchen door and walks into the kitchen) Oh no! (some of the campers charge in after him) Nobody's here! Chef! (nobody is in the kitchen except them)
Courtney: How are we supposed to get any refreshments?
Harold: Drinking the snow could work. It's still a liquid.
Tess: A LOT of things are liquids…but we don't drink ALL of them.
Ezekiel: (has a bucket of snow) Speak for yourself, eh.
~> DJ: Chef stormed out yesterday... did he really mean it when he said he was leaving?
DJ: You know….I could do it. (They all look to DJ) ... I can cook. This kitchen provides everything I need. Why not?
Anne Maria: You sure, DJ? I mean, there is lots of us here...
DJ: Im sure. I'll make everybody some chili and hot cocoa.
~>DJ: I knew the kitchen needed a better owner, what better time to step up than now?
Courtney: So, it's still cold out and there's no heating system!? What kind of- (Duncan lights the fireplace with his lighter) -Okay….whatever, better.
Duncan: See, I need someone to appreciate the things I do more often. (winks at her)
Ally: WAIT! THE FIRE! (quickly reaches inside of it and grabs an object out of it)
Jo: What the heck?
Harold: It's….a radio!? Huh. It might still work.
~> Jo: What the HECK was a RADIO doing in the FIREPLACE!?~
~> Chris: Chef throws things in the fire when he gets mad. He once did that to his paycheck and INSTANTLY regretted it. (Chris laughs) Good times...
Trent: (working on the radio) Okay….and, WE GOT IT! (Radio starts playing) Well, about time we got something like this working!
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(The Radio begins playing... ((HEY GUYS! ME HALEY HERE! THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING MESSAGES FOR THIS LITTLE MINI SEGMENT! Can't talk for long, gotta go before the 4th wall collapses in on itself!))
Radio: And on Reality T.V. News, TOTAL DRAMA is an ABSOLUTE HOT-SHOT HIT!
Jo: They're talking about us! Wow. We're on the radio.
Harold: Does this mean people will start asking for my number now?
Yul: (scoffs) As IF.
Anne Maria: Sh! I wants to hear what they gotta say!
Radio: On Total Drama, the season is currently down to it's final 23 players! Who will win!? People are telling us their opinions now! Tell us more, Green!
Green The Interviewer: So, today I'm here to discuss the topic of Total Drama with some very special guests today. Right now I'm with Wett.
Noah: Who names their child Wett?
Ally: Probably some stage name like... "Bob".
Wett: Hello, homo sapiens, and woman sapiens. I am Wett, an 18 year old, 6’7”, nonchalant dread head, with an IQ of 130 (this part is genuine btw)!
Gwen: Woman sapiens?
Hunter: Nonchalant?
Aiden: Dread head?
Leshawna: This guy sounds like a total quack.
Ezekiel: Yeah, he sounds miiighttyy weird, eh!
Wett: My opinion on Total Drama? Well, I’d say some of the episodes are great type shi. I’m predicting that my glorious king Zeke the Freak wins, with Gwen in a close second.
Ezekiel: (gasps) I take back everything I said! This guys is awesome, man!
Hunter: (Hugs Gwen) Hey, he said you'd get second, babe.
Gwen: Yeah, well he's WRONG. I'm in this to win it.
Green the Interviewer: So, Wett, any other predictions?
Wett: Yeah. I don’t see Noah making it much farther, give it, like, 2 episodes, and he’ll be gone. I definitely expect Yul or Hunter to get eliminated next.
Noah: I do hope that wish comes true.
Yul: NO! TURN IT OFF! HE'S WRONG! (Aiden and Trent have to hold him back)
Wett: I really don’t like Zoey, if she wants Mike, she’s gotta lock in, gang.
Zoey: (Gasps) I don't like Mike!
Katie: Yeah you d- (Zoey covers her mouth)
Aiden: Uh oh. Let's hope Anne Maria didn't hear that.
Anne Maria: (Spraying her hair) Hear what now?
Zoey: NOTHING!
Green the Interviewer: Tell us, Wett, who is your favourite contestant?
Wett: My favourite contestant is the objectively correct option, E-Z-E-K-I-E-L, BABY! If I saw him walking around the streets, I would run up to him and [Censored to keep the show PG]
Ezekiel: I have a... fan?
Tess: (Shudders) Yeah, and a weird one at that.
Green the Interviewer: ... Alright. Well then, let's move on to our next guest. Hello, JYSF.
JYSF: Hello, Green! That name sounds familiar. I think Zoey's gonna win this. She's friendly, anyways.
Zoey: Somebody likes me? Wow!
Yul: Relax, pigtails, it's ONE person. I have 12 million fans-
Duncan: -I'm trying so hard to not punch you right now.
JYSF: I think Yul might be the next boot. Everyone hates him, and there's no way he would be saved.
Noah: Wow, man. That's two for two. Looks like it's all downhill from here, hun.
Yul: JUST TURN IT OFF ALREADY!
JYSF: I hate Yul already. I like Zoey and Hunter though.
Hunter: Rock on.
JYSF: I might be the one guiding one of the members. By suggesting a puzzle challenge!
Cody: (Shudders) Yuck, puzzles.
Bridgette: What's wrong with puzzles?
Cody: They're just so... Slow. And they remind me of old people.
Sierra: (Grabs Cody) Don't worry, honey bun! I'll protect you from puzzles!
(They toss the radio aside)
Duncan: I can see why someone decided to throw this in the fire...
~> Duncan: (gags)
~> Courtney: (gags harder)
DJ: (walks in holding a plate full of hot chocolate mugs) Hey guys. What's going on? Did I miss something?
Yul: We listened to a bunch of VERMIN IDIOTS blab on about their little obsession with this STUPID show.
Jo: Baby waby over here is just mad because everybody said he'd be going next. (Yul scoffs)
Sam: (runs up to DJ) I-Is... That hot cocoa? I NEED that!
DJ: I also made sandwiches while I was back there. Used some…Mama's spice. Really did the trick. Though I did have to put up a fight for the silverware.
Harold: Why?
DJ: (a metal spoon is thrown through the kitchen window and hits DJ in the head) OW!
Voice From The Kitchen: AND DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME GAIN!
Duncan: Is that that meat again?
Gwen: Ugh…Mystery Meat.
Tess: Never fails to make my eternal suffering more... Suffer-y.
Jo: Spoken like a true poet. (Rolls her eyes)
DJ: ANYWAYS! Hot cocoa and sandwiches for all!
Katie: (Runs up and hugs DJ) You're the best.
Noah: (He sighs and watches the two)
Alejandro: Missing somebody, Noah? (chuckles)
Noah: Yeah. A lot more than how everybody will "miss you" when you're finally chucked off the island for poisoning Owen.
Alejandro: For the last time, mi amigo, that wasn't me. Now let's enjoy the food.
(Noah saunters off as Alejandro glares at him)
~> Alejandro: I can't believe Noah was saved by that stupid immunity idol! I'll get him soon though... Very soon.
Leshawna: I don't know about you all..but I feel warm enough now to head back on outside and enjoy this weather!
Tess: Same here. I've hated every second of being trapped in this small dining hall with you all. I pray that we can get out now.
(Leshawna opens the door and...)
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(Snow tumbles in)
Alejandro: We have to stop it! (gets a bunch of the campers and they push the door shut) What happened?
Leshawna: There is snow as high as the door frame! It must be at least 8 feet of snow or something! WHAT'S GOING ON!?
Courtney: Oh no…we're snowed in!
Tess: I just had to jinx it.
Gwen: Wait... We're trapped in an enclosed space!? (Begins heavily breathing) NOT AGAIN!
Bridgette: Come on, think people! We have to find a way out of here!
Noah: We have the radio. Let's try and see what the issue is.
Harold: This isn't a communications radio, it's a normal radio!
Duncan: Thanks for the newsflash, dweebs. (turns on the radio and starts flipping channels)
Channels: Do you have explosive diar(channel switch) I love you! You love me, We're a happy fa(channel switch) WORK THOSE SIDES, LADIES! AND A ONE AND A (channel switch) Campers? Campers of Wawanakwa? Are you there!? It's me…. Oliver, the intern!
Ally: Oliver? Like the first-boot turned intern?
Noah: Do you know any other interns named Oliver? Didn't think so.
Courtney: Shhhhhhh! Listen! (turns to radio) Oliver! Help us! WE'RE TRAPPED!
Oliver: Hey, all! I'm watching you guys on TV right now! It's really cool!
Aiden: Oliver! Where's Chris!?
Oliver: Oh, he's using some of the other interns as target practice.
Leshawna: Not even gonna ask...
Oliver: Point is, Chris made a mistake with the snow machine! You know, the one he set up on the clifftop?
Ezekiel: First time I'm hearing about it, eh.
Oliver: Well it's out of control... Which is why we all left the island.
Everyone: WHAT!?!?
Jo: (Glares) Put Chris on. I need to have a word with him.
Oliver: Jeez, you scare me without me even seeing you.
Harold: (sighs lovingly) She has that effect on some people. (Jo groans)
Anne Maria: Nuh uh! She-hulk is right! We want to talk to Chris!
Oliver: Okay! (Walking and arguing noises are heard before they stop)
Chris: Hey, campers! How's the snow day!
Everybody: TERRIBLE!/ME WANT CAKE!/THIS SUCKS!/I HATE SNOW DAYS!
Chris: Reeelaaxxx, guys. Geez, you guys need to cool down. (laughs) Get it…you guys cool down..because it's cold and wintery.
Noah: And we might freeze and die. (fake laughs) Yeah, it's hilarious.
Chris: That's the campers I know and somewhat despise yet love. Whatever, the thing is, you gotta go shut that thing down. Do it, or else the entire island will freeze over. Got it? And that's not even the worse part.
Courtney: (looks at everyone, uneasy) Chris…what IS the worst part.
Chris: Well, if you guys freeze and die….I'll have to host the next season on this island…as an ICE SKATING SHOW!
Bridgette: (faints into Trent's arms)
Hunter: (faints into Gwen's arms)
Trent: THE HORROR!
Harold: Anything but an ice skating show! Those are awful!
Sierra: Chris hosted a reality T.V. Ice Skating show once. It was marvelous. Even though it only made it to episode 4. You know, after an incident.
Chris: ACK! ENOUGH OF THAT! Get to it! Money, er, your lives are on the line! Hop to it!
Oliver: Okay bye guy-
Duncan: Looks like one of us has to step up and save Wawanakwa.
Aiden: Alejandro can do it! He said his latin blood won't allow him to freeze!
Noah: Yeah, Al. Get out there and save us, buddy oh pal.
Alejandro: (Eye twitch) Well... You see, I'm allergic to... Snow. Snow, yes.
~> Alejandro: If there's a chance that one of us is not gonna make it today…it won't be me.
Jo: (Putting on snow gear) Nothing I haven't faced before. I'll do it. (opens the door and slides out. She crawls through the snow)
Leshawna: Great, while she's out in the freezer, what do we do?
Aiden: We could relax in here... (Scoots closer to Alejandro)
Tess: We need a plan, don't we?
Alejandro: First, we must choose who will be the one to head up the mountain and stop the machine. Who's buff enough to brave the cold, who's strong enough to smash that machine, who's- (DJ cuts him off)
DJ: Okay, we get it, you're referring to me. I'm not doing it.
Katie: Please? (makes puppy eyes)
DJ: No. (she then makes sick puppy eyes and cries a little) Oh…….TOO CUTE! AWW………Okay. I'll do it.
Tess: You're risking everything to save us? (DJ sighs then nods) Woah.
~>Tess: So many people in this game have done stuff like this, Brick did! Brick saved a lot of people, including me. Now that I think about it... The people here kinda like a second family to me. Wow, can't believe I just said that.
Noah: Like Tess said though, we still need a plan.
Sierra: (She's holding a HUGE amount of rope) This goes for miles!
Cody: (gulps) Uhm... Sierra, where'd you get all that rope from?
Sierra: (giggles) Nowhere.
Cody: Whatever. I learned how to tie knots back in my camp program.
Sierra: Teehee, Cody ties knots.
Ezekiel: (Whispers to Trent) Aw man, he's mighty good at getting girls!
Trent: "Good"? Sure...
Harold: (Stressing) Gosh! There's snow on all these walls! Is Jo alright out there!?
Ally: (Smirks at DJ) Hey big guy, you ready?
DJ: Nope! But I don't really have a choice now, do I?
Sam: Not at all.
Trent: NOW! (Zoey opens the door, snow begins flowing in, Sam shoves DJ out and slams the door with all his force) Good luck!
Katie: Aw... I really hope he'll be okay. (Pouts)
Sam: Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine.
=== Campgrounds === (DJ is wearing eight layers of clothing. The island is covered in snow, despite the sun)
DJ: What have I gotten myself into!? (Looks at the cliff) I gotta do this... For Mama, oh, and Katie too.
=== Dining Hall === (Duncan, Hunter, Leshawna, Courtney, Cody, Trent and Bridgette are holding onto the rope)
Yul: UGH. How much longer will this take!?
Sam: So it's decided. If we're trapped, we eat Yul first! (they all look at him) No, just me? Okay.
Aiden: (Notices Harold) Hey man, still writing haiku's?
Harold: Indeed. (sighs) I'm writing one now for Jo when she returns... Hopefully.
Aiden: Don't worry, she will.
Harold: Thanks, Aiden. You know, I never thanked you. Without you Jo and I wouldn't be together!
Aiden: Together? But you guys aren't dati-
Courtney: -I can't die here! I'm a CIT!
Duncan: Take a chill pill, princess.
Courtney: At least I'm not wasting my time behind bars!
Duncan: Ouch. Princess talking smack?
Courtney: What's it to you? I don't care that you think I'm boring. I don't care!
Duncan: You are SO easy to predict. It's kind of funny.
Sierra: (Leans to Ally) I shiiippp ittt....
Ally: Yeah... Sure.
~> Duncan: She's so in to me.
~> Courtney: I am NOT, I repeat NOT into him. He's weird, ugly, creepy, hot, strange……I MEANT HOT AS IN…….not..cold..? Ugh! DELETE THIS!
(Zoey is sadly sitting by herself when Gwen walks over to her)
Gwen: What's wrong, Zoey? Still thinking about that radio interview.
Zoey: Yeah. I don't like Mike. At least I think I don't...
Gwen: Don't sweat it. Been there before. But you have to face it, Anne Maria is dating him. You have to move on.
Zoey: You're right, Gwen! I will move on! (Perks up) Thanks!
Gwen: (She notices Zoey has made little snowcampers) What are those?
Zoey: Oh! Here we have snow Karol, snow Dawn and snow Mike!
Gwen: (Weirded out) I'm gonna leave now...
Sierra: (Takes a picture) Oooh, the Gwoey shippers are gonna eat this up!
~> Zoey: I miss some of my friends so bad. I'm just so scared I'm gonna lose the friends here. I feel like I'm losing it! I feel alone again! What's happening?!
~> Alejandro: Zoey's mind has gone OUT the window. But that means…vulnerability. Looks like I should start preparing to sweep Zoey off her feet and toss her into the trash. I just found another puppet. Speaking of puppets...
Aiden: (Alejandro sits down next to him) Hey, Alejandro.
Alejandro: How's it going, friend?
Aiden: It's going good. Just thinking about you- (Blushes) No! I meant- Not like that!
Alejandro: It's quite fine, Aiden. I have that effect on people.
~> Alejandro: Gullible Aiden. (Smirks)
=== Forest === (DJ is walking through the snowy forest)
DJ: This is so... Tiring... Gotta give up.
Tess: Whaaat? You're gonna give up, just like that?
DJ: WHAT! WHO'S THERE!? ... TESS!?
Tess: That's my name.
DJ: Why are you here!? ... How long have you been following me?
Tess: First, I wanted to help. Second, I've been here this whole time.
DJ: .... Okay then...
Tess: Well, don't give up now! And that's coming from a quitter!
DJ: Well…I'm not gonna look someone in the face and tell them I'm giving up. We're gonna go up that mountain and destroy that machine. For Katie.
Tess: (Fist bumps him) For Brick.
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(20 minutes later)
Tess: I regret my decisions.
DJ: (Sees a frozen figure) Is that...
(It's Jo, blue from the snow and shivering. She's freezing up)
Tess: Been there. Let's help!
DJ: (nods and gives Jo a large jacket) Come on Jo, we gotta get up the hill!
Jo: (shivering) No... I.i.i.i.i.i.l.l.l.l.l d.d.d.d.o.o.o.o.o.o.. it... m.m.mm.yy.s.elf
Tess: No. You're coming with us! (They grab her)
=== Dining Hall === (Duncan and Courtney are the only two left holding the rope. Everyone else is getting way too cold)
Bridgette: Should we turn the radio back on?
Alejandro: Frankly, I'd rather freeze then have to listen to Chris.
Trent: What a jerk. I bet he's out there drinking hot cocoa.
Cody: Aw crud! We sent out the only person who can make hot cocoa!
Ally: I'm gonna die before they release Miniscule Theft Auto Six...
Sam: (gasps)
Cody: Gwen. Just know, that if we die, I think you are the coolest girl ever. I real(Gwen holds his mouth shut)
Gwen: Zip it! I don't want to hear it! I'm tired of your perverted advances on me!
Hunter: Hey, Gwen, relax. He's just a kid.
Gwen: I don't care! He's annoying! Infatuated with me!
Cody: You know what, that's okay. I kinda understand how you feel. (Points to Sierra) Sorry, Gwen. (walks off)
(Gwen tenses up and sighs at Hunter)
Gwen: Well now I feel bad.
Anne Maria: Well this is awkward!
Noah: Guys, it's been an hour. DJ needs us.
Ezekiel: (Sighs and stands up) I'll go. I can do it. For the love of Canada, goshdarnit!
Leshawna: Move out the way, FOOL. (pulls with Courtney, Duncan. Charlotte, Trent, Bridgette, Ally, and Sierra)
=== The Clifftop === (Dj, Tess, and Jo are freezing, as they get closer to the top, it's slightly warmer)
DJ: I see it! (the snow machine is the size of a car. It's sucking in air like a vacuum and spewing out snow) AUGH! (his rope is pulling him back) I'm being pulled in! Oh no! (is getting dragged down the hill) It's too late, Tess! It's been an hour! They're pulling me in! (reaches into his pocket and pulls out Duncan's knife) It's too late to cut myself loose! (throws the knife as far as he can up the hill)
Tess: (The knife lands at her feet) What!? I have to do this now!?
DJ: (Pulled out of sight) Saaaaavveeee usssssss!
Tess: (Looks at Jo and begins getting cold)
Jo: J.j..j...j..ust...le.e.e.t...me.e....d.o.do.do.i.t.t.
Tess: No... I can do it. (Opens the panel and sees a bunch of wires) Great. Just great! I give up!
Jo: NO!
Tess: Fine. (starts slicing wires all over the place) I can do this….I CAN DO THIS! (crawls inside the machine and hacks everything apart)
Jo: (notices the machine is now smoking. The smoke warms her) I'm okay! yes! YES! (sees the machine breaking down) Tessocial? Hello?
Tess: (yells from inside) IT'S OKAY! I GOT THIS!
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(The machine stops and breaks down. It sputters and falls apart. No more snow)
Jo: You would've guessed! You did it! Asocial, you did it! You could've died in there!
Tess: Yeah... Like a sacrifice.
Jo: Brick would've liked that, soldier. (suddenly realizes that she's being nice. Stands up and starts talking very seriously) Well good job soldier. You did what you had to do. That's all that matters. Let's go. (runs down the snow-covered mountain that is now melting due to the sun) Last one down's a dreary lil sap! (She's gone)
Tess: .... Let this be known as the day…..that I actually cared. (walks to the campsite)
(AND SO IS THE TESS REDEMPTION ARC!)
===Campsite=== (Jo is running towards the dining hall)
Jo: I'll take credit for saving us all. Then, it's Jo Appreciation Day here at Wawanakwa. (laughs)
~> Jo: (shrugs) The emo chick probably doesn't want all of the publicity anyway. (She smirks villainously)
=== Dining Hall === (the campers are all shivering until they notice it's no longer snowing. The rope team stops pulling DJ in)
Leshawna: It stopped snowing!
Katie: DJ did it! DJ did it! EEEEE!
DJ: (gets up) Guys! It wasn't me who did it. I was pulled back before I could destroy the machine.
Bridgette: Then who saved us?
Jo: (runs in) Everybody, I am more than happy to tell you that the very person who saved you all was (has a sudden change of heart) ….was………not me.
Leshawna: Yeah, we figured. Then who?
Tess: (Walks in) Hey guys. (Everybody is staring at her) What?
Hunter: Well, you kinda saved our lives there.
Tess: Oh yeah, that. Pretty cool, I guess!
(Everybody claps and cheers for her, even Yul. They lift her into the air)
Zoey: (the snowcampers are melting) MIKE! KAROL! DAWN! NO! Don't leave me again!
Alejandro: Should she be sedated?
Courtney: Probably.
Cody: Not at all. (walks over and hands Zoey a cup of hot cocoa) Hey Zoey. You okay? We're here for you.
Zoey: You are? Really? (Cody nods. Zoey hugs Cody) Thank you!
~> Cody: Gwen's a bit…well…short tempered. I should have seen that. But..Zoey. She's like the coolest. She's not like Gwen, she's sweet and nice and……Maybe I should have seen her all along.
~> Alejandro: Zoey has a thing for clinging to the gap toothed, scrawny nerds, doesn't she?
Chris: (enters the dining hall) HELLO CAMPERS! That was awesome!
Oliver: (Tumbles in after him) We would've came back earlier if it weren't for the...
(Some interns bring in a tall christmas tree)
All: WOAH!!!
Chris: You can thank me later.
=== Campgrounds, Wawanakwa === (The teens are running outside to gather around the large pine tree that has been placed in the center)
Anne Maria: Eyoh, Chris, not all of us here do the "christmas" thing.
Chris: Can we just appreciate it! I used MY OWN money to buy this! I never said it was a Christmas tree either!
Harold: let's call it... The holiday tree.
(Sam and Ally chat)
Ally: Celebrating christmas in October surely isn't something I've done before.
Sam: Yeah, it's.... Nice.
Intern: (Walks by) Sorry, mistletoe coming through! (He holds it above them)
Ally: (Chuckles) That's funny.
Sam: Yeah, funny. (turns around and mutters) She's the one!
Leshawna: (She's putting her earrings on the tree)
Anne Maria: Oh, gurl, those are so pretty! I have the same ones!
Leshawna: (Turns to Leshawna) I can tell we're gonna be good friends.
Duncan: You know McLean. This is not that bad. For once, you did something right.
Harold: (puts nun-chuks and num-yos in the tree)
Tess: (nudges Yul) Come on, if I can cheer up, so can y-
Yul: NO. (Pouts)
Bridgette: At least SOME things haven't changed. (The two laugh)
Ezekiel: (Puts a hockey jersey on the tree and sheds a tear) It's... Perfect!
Courtney: (stands close to Duncan then rests her head on his shoulder…then realizes what she's doing and scoots away) That meant nothing!
Chris: By the way, elimination time! (They all gasp) JUST KIDDING! I hope they enjoyed this little treat. I also hope this gets me some ratings! Anyway, thanks for watching and we hope to see you next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(End of Episode)
=== Thoughts ===
Man I just wanted an excuse to make a christmas episode in october because it's funny
