(GUESS WHOSE BACK)
Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers had a little fun in the snow! Pretty cool of me. So, our camper's break is over. They must now face elimination again. Still double. Our next episode is sure to be a treat. (yells to Chef) WHERE'S MY PIRATE COSTUME!? ... (Sighs) Oh right, he quit. Anyways, celebrating Christmas in October is super cool, people should do it more often. Hope y'all enjoyed it dudes. Because I promise that this show will have no more Christmas Specials. Don't worry though, we still got an eye on those holidays. Not much to say except the campers almost became icicles last time. But thanks to the heroic bravery of Tess, surprisingly, saved both every contestant from hypothermia and any possible lawsuits to be thrown at me! So, the special is over and it's time to get a reality check!
Intern: (Wheels in a cannon)
Chris: ... I promise this'll make sense eventually. runs into the confessional. Runs out a minute later dressed as a pirate) ARGH ye scalawags! Million dollars be at the hand! Who will win? Who will walk the plank? Find out, at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet, right here on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
=== Dock of Shame === (All the campers are enjoying their days. Swimming in lakes, throwing frisbee's and sitting on the dock when they hear A sudden BOOM from a cannon makes them all jump)
Leshawna: Anybody hear a……cannon? (sudden explosion from the campgrounds) WOAH! (they all run to the campgrounds)
(Chris is standing in the campgrounds with a cannon)
=== Campgrounds === (The campers find the charred remains of their Christma- er, Halloween holiday tree in a crater)
Harold: Gosh, Chris!
Cody: Yeah, man. Too far!
Anne Maria: I think Chris has officially waged some... War on us.
Chris: (walks out in a pirate outfit and a thick, poorly conducted, pirate accent) NO LADDIES! I did wage war against the law though! As a pirate ye ought to know that the seas hold many a secrets.
Noah: Chris. Whatever you're doing…just stop.
Chris: I'm just bein a pirate ye landlubbers!
Yul: Well your take on a pirate stinks then.
Chris: Enough. Today is a vast and splendorous day! Since Chef ain't here to be me first mate, I've asked and slightly paid a scrawny, landlubber, scalawag, intern to be is replacement!
Oliver: (dressed up as Chef) Please help me.
Chris: (whispers to Oliver) Be Chef! Do something he would do.
Oliver: Umm….you guys are…..punks?
Duncan: (cracking his knuckles) Wanna go?
Oliver: (runs in fear) AUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Chris: Yargh! I be makin 'im walk the plank! Follow me to treasure! (they follow Chris to the amphitheater)
=== Forest ===
Ezekiel: I can't believe we're getting real treasure, eh!
Hunter: Yeah! What would you guys do with the money?
Leshawna: Hire an assassin for Chris.
Ally: Normally I would be weirded out by that... But I think it's gotten to that point.
Ezekiel: Personally, If I got the money I wouldn't even have to make anymore albums.
Noah: That would be amazing for all of our sakes.
Katie: I can't imagine what I would do with all that booty.
Duncan: (giggling with Cody) Hehe... Booty.
Leshawna: Ugh! The nerve of these boys. You need to mature.
Jo: I actually agree. Right Harold? (Harold just starts at her blankly)
~> Harold: Booooooooooty... Not that I only LIKE Jo for that reason. My haikus weren't ENTIRELY look-based. There's only so much to talk about regarding Jo's appearance... Did that sound as bad as it did?
~> Alejandro: These idiots are so incompetent and immature. So you see, this is why I must win. Do you really want one of THESE morons winning? Didn't think so.
~> Courtney: Reason #4000 why Duncan is an undeserving spoiled punk rebel. (Rolls her eyes) He's so immature and dumb and sometimes I just want to- (scoffs again) UGH! HE'S STUPID!
=== Amphitheater === (The campers all arrive. Chris stands on stage where a huge tarp covers a pile of…something)
Chris: ARGH YE MATTYS! Good to see your here.
DJ: Umm, can you quit the accent?
Katie: Yeah. It’s kinda dumb.
Chris: (drops it) OKAY! FINE! You jerks. This challenge is a treasure hunt. I have a load of "treasure" here. (takes off the tarp and reveals a load of treasure chests) Inside are valuables beyond your imagination. BEYOND! So, your goal is to find the keys! To find the keys, you must pick a small tablet from this bucket. (holds up a bucket) On each small slab of wood, is a small picture, with a little indication of where your key is on the back. Everybody come up and get your tablet. (The campers form a line (Yul cuts the line) and they get their tablets)
Gwen: (Looks at Hunters) You got a snake... Cute.
Hunter: Not as cute as you. (the two smirk)
Yul: Freaks. (looks at his) This just has a picture of a dolphin on it.
Tess: Yeah right, idiot. That's a shark.
Yul: (Eye twitch) A s-shark? NO!
Bridgette: Oh, if only Scott were here to help you with your pain. (High fives Trent)
Chris: I see you guys are confused with your key locations, so I'll just have you read your hints out loud.
===Key Hints===
DJ: This mission of yours is not at all funny. Look in the woods for a rabid, mean bunny.
Alejandro: Let's hope you are fit and not at all lanky. Guarding Chef's fridge is none other than Frankie.
Trent: Hope this game doesn't get your goat. Check on the rich snob's royal boat.
Gwen: You signed up for this. It's yourself to blame. Search under the dock of shame.
Courtney: You want your key? Just say please. But not to me. Tell it to the bees.
Noah: Hope you can rid the foul stank. Your key is in the septic tank.
Hunter: Cut it out, give me a break. Find your key in the coil of a snake.
Yul: Hey, Yul, your key is in the mouth of a shark. Go find it, you whiny snark.
Duncan: Face a true task. I'm not being a liar. Awaiting you close-by is the dreaded ring of fire.
Ally: This one is a doozy, got lots of weird funk. Try not to get sprayed by the smelly old skunks.
Harold: Your key is in a trunk. This trunk is in a girl's bunk.
Leshawna: After this, say goodbye to your pride. The key is dangling from a cliffside.
Bridgette: Your senses are sure to be skunked, say hello to the boys bunk.
Zoey: You're not gonna like this, you're in for a scare. Your key is with a sleeping bear.
Sierra: Don't worry too much about facing something scary. Just kidding, beware of dear Larry.
Ezekiel: You'll find your key guarded by two haters. Search the river for a bridge and alligators. (eh)
Anne Maria: Hop on a canoe in the sea, that's where you'll end up finding your key.
Jo: This key, PUH! Easy as can be. Oh wait. It's in a random tree.
Katie: Head to the beach, once finding the key you'll be getting wins like a blood hungry leech.
Aiden: The sun will burn you like a heater. Find your key at the amphitheater.
Sam: After this treacherous quest you'll be drinking at a tavern, come find a key at the Wawanakwa cavern.
Tess: This place is where many a punches are hit. Come to the bonfire pit.
Cody: It's in Chris's back pocket… Wait. WHAT!?
Chris: I swear I did not put that there. (takes Cody's tablet) Here's your real one!
Cody: (reads it) It's in Frankie's back pocket.
Chris: That's the one!
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Chris: Anywho, You all have your key locations. NOW HOP TO IT YER SCURVY LADS! (They all run to the campsite)
Hunter: Aw crud, Chris definitely gave me the snake on purpose.
Noah: Yeah, at least you won't have to bathe in tomato soup after this.
Yul: Really? Oh, interes- I HAVE TO GET MINE FROM A SHARK!
Tess: (bluntly) Cry me a river. (walks away)
Hunter: ... She wins.
Harold: Umm Jo? Can you help me out first?
Jo: No.
Harold: But my key is in the girl's bunk!
Gwen: Just go in. None of us will be in there.
Anne Maria: Take anything else though and you'll be six feet unda! (Harold gulps)
Jo: Whoever wants to come to the forest can join me.
Zoey: I have to get mine from a bear, so I can.
DJ: (Raises his card) Bunny.
Ally: (Raises hers) Skunk.
Sam: Oh, me too! My quest begins here! For It's time to go to the-
Jo: Please just start walking before you make me regret this decision.
=== Behind The Dining Hall === (Alejandro, Courtney, Hunter, Aiden and Duncan are having an alliance meeting)
Alejandro: We're all still here. And I wish to keep it that way all the way up to the final 5. So, let's help each other out with our keys.
Courtney: Wait! What about Jo?
Alejandro: I can tell she didn't vote with us last challenge.
Hunter: So she betrayed us? (Alejandro nods)
Alejandro: I say we vote her off soon. Aiden, you in?
Aiden: (Blushes and looks down) Isn't that... mean?
Courtney: It's not mean, it's strategic.
Aiden: Well... Alright, Alejandro!
Alejandro: Now back to the subject at hand. Who do we help first?
Courtney: ME! I have to get it from a beehive!
Hunter: Where is the hive?
Courtney: Over by the beach, I think.
Aiden: (Shrugs) No problem. I can get it.
Alejandro: Great! This is teamwork. We'll outlast everyone if we can keep this up.
Duncan: Nice job, Al. (Alejandro twitches)
Alejandro: Now, Duncan, Hunter and Courtney, mind helping me out with (reads his clue again) Frankie?
Duncan: This Frankie doesn't sound so tough.
~> Chris: Aw…Frankie. Not only is he one of my top interns, but also my bodyguard. I was originally gonna get Oliver to guard it until he hired a lawyer. (Pouts) Party pooper.
Hunter: I can do my key by myself. Gotta kinda hide this alliance from the missus.
Duncan: (Fist bumps) Nice job with the ladies, man.
Courtney: (Rolls her eyes) Neanderthals.
Aiden: Alright! Let's go!
=== Campgrounds === (Hunter, Bridgette and Harold are walking around aimlessly)
Hunter: (Gulps) Come out come out wherever you are, snake...
Harold: Hey Bridgette, where are all the girls?
Bridgette: Getting their keys, probably. Do you need one?
Harold: My key is in your cabin. I can't go in there.
Bridgette: You heard them, it's fine. Just don't snoop. (Glares) Or I'll strangle your neck!
Harold: (Nods quickly) ... Don't you also have to go into the guys cabin?
Bridgette: Yep. But... I'm worried about what sort of things are in there.
Harold: Nothing too bad. ... If you ignore the mold.
Bridgette: (Gags) Oh my god, this is gonna suck.
(They both step to their porch and take a deep breath)
~> Hunter: Okay, the snake hunting isn't going the best so far. I'll get 'em soon though. (The snake slithers into the confessional roof) ACK! AUGH! NO!
=== The Forest === (DJ, Jo, Sam, Ally, Zoey)
Jo: Where's my dang key!?
DJ: Hey, Jo, lighten up! Look at the beautiful sky!
Jo: Talk one more time and there will be 50% less wildlife in this forest.
Zoey: You know, Jo, as much as you make it seem like you hate us... I think you're just a big softie.
Jo: Pft, yeah right.
Ally: No, she's correct. I think you secretly want us here.
Sam: Come on, Jo! It's true.
Jo: (looks down) Well... I- (Suddenly, Leshawna comes running through a bunch of trees)
Leshawna: (Panting) Holy... (Looks in the distance) A cliff! My key! Later y'all!
(She runs off. The moment is ruined)
=== Dock of Shame === (Gwen, Trent and Yul are walking on the dock to find their keys)
Trent: Hey, Gwen, where's yours?
Gwen: Somewhere under the dock. (Evil smirk) What about you, Yul?
Yul: Hyuck hyuck. You know where mine is.
Trent: (Crosses his arms) Yeah, you better go get it, dude.
Yul: You're not the boss of me, you wannabee mopey teenage fanboy guitarist. (He shoves Trent to Gwen and they fall on top of each other) Losers.
Gwen: (Smirks awkwardly at Trent before getting up) You suck, Yul.
Yul: Could say the SAME for both of YOU.
Trent: (Holds up his tablet) Pretty big talk for a guy whose yacht is in my hands.
Yul: EEK! (He rushes off to a pole with three sharks surrounding it to get his key)
(Gwen and Trent laugh together)
~> Gwen: That was really awkward. Just know that I still don't have any eyes for Trent. And I'm pretty sure Trent feels the same.
~> Trent: That really was eye-opening. Not just because of Yul... But that moment with Gwen... I totally still have feelings for her.
=== Beach === (Anne Maria is searching canoes while Katie is digging in the sand)
Anne Maria: Do I really have to search through EVERY canoe?
Katie: Better you than me. (Gestures to the sand)
Anne Maria: True. (Reaches into a canoe and finds a totem that looks like Mike's head) Look what I found, gurl!
Katie: Cool! Looks like Mike.
Anne Maria: Uh huh. Imma keep this.
Oliver: (Pops in) Hey, guys!
Both: AUGH!
Oliver: Oh yeah, gotta stop doing that. Anyways, just wanted to tell you that you probably shouldn't take that.
Katie: Why?
Oliver: I remember Chris brought that totem from Boney Island just so somebody could find it and be cursed.
Anne Maria: (Shrugs) Curses, schmurses! I'll be fine! (Puts it in her pocket)
Oliver: Well, okay then...
(The two go back to searching for their keys)
=== Campgrounds === (Aiden is trying to get Courtney's keys)
Aiden: C'mon, Aiden. You can do this. For... (Sighs lovingly) Alejandro.
Hunter: (walks past with the snake on his head) What was that?
Aiden: NOTHING! (Narrows his eyes) ... You have a sn-
Hunter: -I know. (Sighs and continues screaming and running like a baby)
(He pokes the beehive, and a key falls out)
Aiden: Yes! (A swarm of bees appear) I'll go now. (steps back)
=== Communal Washrooms === (Chris is drinking coffee next to Noah, outside the washroom)
Chris: You gonna do it? Go in the septic tank?
Noah: As lovely as that sounds, I'll pass.
Chris: I'll bring Lake back on the show.
Noah: Really?
Chris: No. (Sips his coffee)
(The two just stare at each other)
Chris: (Hands Noah a snorkel) You might want this.
Noah: Eeeee. Thanks. I can barely contain my excitement.
~> Noah: Sorry, fans. Today just won't be the day you catch me snorkeling in a septic tank. Especially not if Lake is watching. (Blushes and scoffs) Not that I care about her or anything.
=== Campgrounds === (Meanwhile, Harold and Bridgette)
Harold: I can't just waltz right in there! It's against the gentlemen code!
Bridgette: I don't want to imagine what horrors are in your guys bunk... (shudders)
Harold: Maybe we should ask Hunter for advice. (Bridgette nods) Hey, Hunter! What do you think we should do?
Hunter: (Running around with a snake on his head) AUGH! AUGH! AHHHH!
Bridgette: Wow...
Harold: Don't worry. My natural presence has that effect on some people. (sighs)
=== Dining Hall Roof === (Alejandro has pulled a couple of tiles off the roof, big enough to slip through. Courtney and Duncan are up there too)
Alejandro: Okay, you two lower me with this rope, I get the key, you pull me up. Simple.
Duncan: Whatever.
Courtney: (Rolls her eyes)
Alejandro: (Groans) Set aside your difference for two minutes and just help me with this, ay dios mios!
Courtney: As much as I'd hate that, he's right. Let's do this.
(Alejandro nods and slides through the hole in the roof and into Chef's kitchen…being guarded by Frankie)
(LET THE FUN COMMENCE)
=== Kitchen === (Alejandro is lowered in and gets a sight of Frankie)
(Frankie is big and muscular. He's wearing a prison jumpsuit)
~> Alejandro: And that, my friends, is the end of Alejandro's story. (Sighs)
~> Courtney: Chris brought a REAL inmate onto the show!? He's more psycho than I thought!
~> Duncan: How did Chris get an actual prison dude?
Alejandro: (He quietly gets onto the floor, opens the fridge and pulls his key out) Muchos gracias, Total Drama gods! (Alejandro spots a key in Frankie's back pocket. It's Cody's. He reaches for it) ...
Frankie: Not in my house, pal! (Grabs the rope and tugs Duncan down)
Duncan: AGH! (Points at Frankie) Hey, man! Unfair!
Courtney: (Pokes her head through the roof) Uh... Bye, guys. Good luck.
Cody: (walks in the kitchen eating chips) You must be Frankie. Can I have the key in your pocket?
Frankie: Sure thing, little man. (hands Cody the key)
Cody: (Stares at Duncan and Al) ... Do I want to ask?
Both: (They just glare at him)
Cody: Aaand message received. (Leaves)
=== Intern Cabins === (And... Sierra)
Sierra: (Goes up to an intern) Hey, guy I don't know! Do you know where Larry is kept?
Intern: Larry?
Sierra: (Gasps) Chris' most beautiful and lucious plant... Larry!
Intern: ... (Blank stare)
Sierra: Bah! Useless. I'll just check his trailer.
~> Intern: Chris should probably know about her going through his stuff... (Reads a newspaper) Meh, I'll tell him later.
=== Forest ===
DJ: (Shivers) So dark... So cold...
Ally: We've been out here for 20 minutes.
Sam: (Looks around) I don't see any caves here.
Zoey: We better look fast, Sam. I bet some people have already found their keys!
Jo: Like Duncan and Alejandro. This show treats them like kings, I bet they've already found their keys.
DJ: Yeah! Those guys are real pros, man.
=== Dining Hall === (Speaking of...)
Duncan: (Being tossed around by Frankie) AHHHH!
Alejandro: (About to be punched) NOT THE FACE! Anywhere but the face!
=== Boys Bunk === (Bridgette has finally entered the boys cabin)
Bridgette: Now... Where would my key be? (Spots Yul) Ew. Why are you here?
Yul: Oh, maybe because I don't quite feel in the mood to get my key from a SHARK! ... Why are YOU here?
Bridgette: My key is here. Of all people I don't want to ask you for help, but it looks like I might have to.
Yul: (Glares) Maybe check the trash. And while you're at it, throw yourself in there too.
(Bridgette just scoffs and checks the trash can. She finds a piece of paper in it and gasps)
~> Yul: I've been keeping up with the episodes of this show... I know what's in that trash, and what Bridgette just found will create some DRAAAAAMAAA!
=== Beach === (Katie is still digging, Anne Maria is searching. Ezekiel shows up)
Anne Maria: Oh hey, Zeeke. Where's your key?
Ezekiel: (Sighs) In the mouth of that there alligator. I'm done for, eh!
Katie: You'll be... Yeah, I can't even sugarcoat it. You're probably dead.
Ezekiel: (Perks up) Hey, I have an idea! I can put it to sleep with my raps! I can reach in it's mouth and get the key!
Anne Maria: Or you die. 50/50 chance.
(Ezekiel begins rapping to the alligator. It shrieks and covers it's ears. It spits out the key just to end it)
Ezekiel: Eh, Zeke the freak wins again! Yolo! (Runs off)
Katie: (Pouts) Well that's not fair.
=== Campgrounds === (Courtney is frantically pacing around outside the dining hall waiting for Duncan and Alejandro. Aiden runs up to her)
Aiden: (Panting) Hey, Courtney! I got your key!
Courtney: Oh, thanks Aiden. (Grabs it)
Aiden: ... Does that mean you'll get mine now?
Courtney: (Groans) Do I have to?
Aiden: (Frowns) That was part of the dea-
(Duncan and Alejandro walk out of the dining hall. Duncan has a black eye while Alejandro is unscathed)
Aiden: Whoah... What happened to you two?
Duncan: You guys should've seen it! When Frankie was attacking me, Alejandro turned the lights off and started fighting him!
Alejandro: Truly a graceful moment.
Courtney: Wow. Nice job Al. (Alejandro twitches)
~> Alejandro: He's got her saying "Al" too!? GAH! ....Oh and by the way, when Frankie charged at us, I DID turn the lights off. I was able to hit Frankie's pressure point and knock him out…. AND as a bonus, I also punched Duncan in his eye. Of course…Duncan doesn't need to know that.
~> Duncan: Al just became a lot cooler in my book. Taking on a dude like that. Heck, I wouldn't mind robbing a bank with him.
Courtney: Good on you two. (Aiden approaches, covered in bee stings) Woah... That bad?
Aiden: (Sighs) Yep.
Duncan: So, let's get your key now. (Aiden nods)
Alejandro: Actually, I was thinking, I'm quite tired from that ordeal. I won't be attending.
Courtney: Well I don't want to be alone with Duncan. Sorry, I'm out too.
Duncan: (Pats Aiden on the back) Welp, sorry kid.
Aiden: B-But! We had a dea-
Alejandro: -Listen, Aiden. Just let us have have this one, alright?
Aiden: (Looks down) Okay.
(They all walk off, Aiden just stands there)
~> Aiden: You know, they're my friends... But that really makes you think, doesn't it?
=== Dock of Shame === (Gwen is underneath it. Cody walks over to her)
Cody: Heeey, Gwen. (Awkward smile)
Gwen: (Rolls her eyes) Here to apologize, AGAIN? Listen. We have this moment almost every week. I end up forgiving you, and then you just flirt with me again.
Cody: Well I'm done. For good. Seriously. Sierra coming back has made me realize how much of a creep I've been. I'll stop now.
Gwen: Whatever. Shouldn't you be searching for your key?
Cody: (Holds it up)
Gwen: (She grabs her key from inbetween the dock boards) One last chance.
(Cody nods)
~> Cody: All of that was true. What I didn't mention though was that I've moved on to other girls. Which girl that is is somebody you guys might find out eventually. (Sly wink into the camera) Alriiightt.
=== Wawanakwa Caves === (Zoey and Sam)
Zoey: (Gulps) If I die, please let there be nice people in the afterlife!
Sam: Yeah, and cute gamer girls too. (Zoey looks at him weirdly) Oh, was that out loud)
Zoey: (Brushes it off) Where could our keys be?
Sam: Oh, I found mine! (Grabs his key and smirks) Well, that's all from me today! (Prepares to walk out)
Zoey: WHAT!? No! Stay here.
Sam: Sorry, Zoey. I gotta get back to Ally- I mean, the others.
Zoey: It's okay, Sam. Everybody knows you like her.
Sam: Aw, really? That obvious? (Zoey nods) I just don't know how to tell her.
Zoey: You just need to open up to her now. The person you really like could... Leave before you know it. (Zoey sighs)
Sam: (He nods. The two walk together)
=== Dock of Shame === (Trent and Tess)
Trent: (Walks up to Tess) What are you doing here?
Tess: (Holds her key up) Just relaxing now... So, you gonna go in? (Gestures to Yul's yacht)
Trent: Well, I kinda have to. Wish me good luck. (Tess salutes him, Brick style)
(Trent walks into the yacht)
(For the next hour, Trent spent in the yacht, he went on a marvelous adventure through the maze within the yacht. He accidentally broke stuff, fought butlers and sabotaged security)
=== Campgrounds === (Courtney, Alejandro and Duncan walk to the ring of fire. They reach for the pole that holds it up and pull it out of the ground. They take the ring to the dock and dump it in the water. The smoke and sudden heat scare away the sharks)
Duncan: (Grabs his key) Yul is such a crybaby. That was so easy!
Courtney: I know. Just proves how much he needs to go.
Duncan: Wow! Look who finally agreed with me on something!
Courtney: (Glaring) Why you-
Alejandro: -Enough! No more fighting!
(Hunter walks up to them with a inflated puffy face)
Duncan: Jeez, dude. That bad?
Hunter: (Muffled sigh) Chriff neffer said the snaffe was venomoff.
(Aiden arrives with his key)
Alejandro: See, Aiden! I knew you could do it by yourself! (Aiden blushes)
Courtney: Well, Looks like our entire alliance is safe...Apart from Jo.
Alejandro: Like I said, forget Jo!
=== Campgrounds === (Bridgette is sitting on the porch, Harold is still pacing. Leshawna, Jo, DJ and Ally in)
Harold: Did you guys get your keys?
Ally: (A skunks runs up to her) Mhm! And I met this fella here! I'm gonna call him zeldo!
DJ: No sight of a bunny. (Sees one running into the washroom) I'll be back!
Leshawna: All I got was a faceful of ocean water. (Spits out water)
Jo: Yeah, searching through hundreds of trees in the forest? Not my thing.
Bridgette: (Pouting)
Harold: I wonder how Sam and Zoey are doing.
===The Forest === (Sam and Zoey are now hiding in a tree from the Bear)
Sam: We're doomed!
Zoey: I'm SORRY!
Sam: Tell Ally I love her!
Zoey: ... HOW!? I'm gonna die too!
Sam: (Thinks) Oh yeah. Heheh. ... AHHHHHH!
===Washroom=== (DJ runs in and sees Noah in there)
DJ: Yikes, septic tank?
Noah: (Nods) That obvious?
DJ: Don't worry, man. I got you! (He reaches into the tank and pulls out his key) See! It's just water.
Noah: Water? ... Lake. (Sighs)
Chris on Loudspeaker: STOP SEARCHING! IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR KEY, THEN TOO BAD!
DJ: (Grabs the key and his bunny) Yeah... I'll go now.
=== Amphitheater === (Everyone has gathered around with their keys)
Chris: (walks to the stage with the chests) SO! Open up ye chests and see what gold ye plunder!
Aiden: Again dude, quit the accent.
Harold: Oh no! I was so close!
Chris: Did you check the trunk on the porch?
Harold: What? ...
Chris: The trunk on the PORCH of the girl's bunk. THAT'S where it was.
Harold: GOSH!
Trent: (Walks with Bridgette) So babe, did you find your key?
Bridgette: (Glares) No, but I did find a letter for Gwen.
Trent: Wait! I can explain! I-
Yul: Oooh. Trouble in paradise.
Trent: I wouldn't talk so highly, Yul. I was in your yacht.
Yul: (Gasps) WHAT!? You scoundrel!
Chris: (chuckles) So who has their keys? (DJ, Alejandro, Gwen, Courtney, Noah, Hunter, Duncan, Ally, Ezekiel, Aiden, Sam, Tess and Cody walk forwards) You 13 are all lucky. Because inside three of these chests are normal immunity, but inside two, are super immunity!
Tess: What’s super immunity?
Chris: It means, you have immunity for this challenge, AND for the next one! (The key bearers all gasp) Now, open the trunks!
(After they have all opened their chests... Courtney gets a leg lamp, Ezekiel gets a accordion, Zoey gets a bandana, Duncan gets shampoo, Gwen gets an expired gift card, Cody gets an old boot filled with sand, Hunter gets a sledgehammer, Tess gets a camera)
Tess: (Throws hers away) I want to forget about this place, not capture it on camera)
Gwen: At least your gift isn't worthless.
Hunter: Your right, Gwen. Your gift is LESS than worthless. (The two chuckle)
~> Alejandro: Gwunter is a power couple, but Hunter is in my alliance. That could prove useful for some drama down the line.
Noah: (looks in his treasure chest) What? AH! YES! I got it! I got immunity! (holds up his basket with chocolate, shampoos, and an invincibility pass)
Everybody: Ooooooh!
Alejandro: Oh, and would you look at that, Noah. I too have super immunity. (Holds his pass up. Noah glares at him)
Chris: Look at that! Alejandro and Noah both get immunity! So no votes for them tonight OR next challenge! This only happens every other challenge. So, the only people who can be voted for are, Trent, Sierra, Harold, Leshawna, Bridgette, Jo, Zoey, Katie, Anne Maria and Yul.
Duncan: No need to say ALL of the names. Just Yul will do.
Yul: PLEASE! I'm too precious for this show.
Alejandro: -Amigos. Let's not say or do anything we'll regret.
Yul: He already did. His existence for example. (everyone yells at Yul then storms off)
Chris: (Sighs relaxingly) Ahh, I love this show.
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