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NOTE: Hendrick is Heather, Glenn is Gwen (duh), Cathy is Cody, Isaiah is Izzy (Isabella), Lenny is Lindsay, Lebron is Leshawna, Curtis is Courtney, Bradley is Bridgette, Trina (Katrina) is Trent (Trenton), Cook is Chef, and Christina is Chris (duh)
Hendrick: Ladies and gentlemen, for my beloved hosts and my friends, I would like to present you... an act as Napoleon Bonaparte. But first, I want to read a short poem, for you guys.
Glenn: (in his mind) Wait a minute... why does that book look familiar?
Hendrick: So, with words by Glenn, performance by me. Enjoy.
(journal starts)
So, I tried to ignore her, but she's just so cute. If they had custom ordered a woman to be a distraction for me here, it wouldn't be McHottie.
(Lenny gasps, but Cathy smiles)
Hendrick: We just totally connect, she's pretty much the only person I can relate to here and I know it's cliché, but I love girls who play guitar.
Cathy: Wait... I don't play guitar. (she looks at Trina)
(Glenn moves back from his seat, while Hendrick smirks at him)
Hendrick: Thank you.
Glenn: Guys! I have something important to tell you! Hendrick... STOLE MY PRIVATE JOURNAL!
(the Gophers shock)
Lebron: Okay, what the f**k is this.
Isaiah: Damn, I like this one.
Cathy: Who the hell reads a journal publicly like that?
(Glenn steps up to the stage)
Glenn: What are you doing?! You stole my journal and revealed my crush publicly, a**hole!
Hendrick: Boy, why do you care for this? It's your fault for leaving your journal behind.
Glenn: So what?! Someone's private things shouldn't be revealed on TV. And you know what, you're dead!
Hendrick: Go on. I bet your crush (glances at Trina) knows that you admire her.
Glenn: THAT'S IT!
(Glenn quickly attacks Hendrick and slams him non-stop. Hendrick does the same too)
Curtis: That was so mean.
Bradley: Seriously.
(Glenn and Hendrick keep fighting until Cook Hatchet lift them both up)
Cook: What is going on with you guys?!
Glenn: He read my JOURNAL!
Hendrick: He attacked me for no reason, and didn't acknowledge my talent!
Cook: ENOUGH! I don't wanna hear those anymore! And since you guys ruin this challenge, you both are DISQUALIFIED!
Glenn: What?! I didn't even participate! This is so unfair!
Cook: Well, you didn't, but YOU made the mess. Now, go back to your seats!
(Both guys are dissatisfied, and stare sharply at each other)
Glenn: You son of a b**ch.
Hendrick: We'll see next time. (smiles)
Christina: Okay... that was so... unexpected. Anyways, no points for Hendrick, what was that for? Up next for the Killer Bass!
(Edited by .heatherthequeenbee.)
Hi everyone,
I've worked on a new Total Drama Spin-Off idea I want to show via the website of my production company, with the title name "3 Star Alliance". On my website, people can download scripts and pitch deck to read only, but all scripts and pitch deck of the Total Drama Spin-Off idea, are all protected by Ding Dong Productions due you can't select all texts of the materials, to be on these ways being discovered by Fresh TV and Elliott Animations. I've generated the scripts of all of its episodes for Season 01 via Chat GPT.
Do you want to download them to read them only for doing everything that it will be discovered and spotted by Fresh TV? Here is the link of the Pitch projects page of the Ding Dong Productions Website: https://www.ding-dong-productions.com/pitch-for-franchises
About 3 Star Alliance (Total Drama Spin-Off) Idea made by Ding Dong Productions:
3 teenagers (Jude, Bridgette and Lindsay) who are moved in together in one same villa in Jollycouver, Ontario, and being trained by their Fight Master (Chef Hatchet) to protect and save the town of Jollycouver against the Villains (Max, Scarlett, Mal, Eva and Scary Girl). This Total Drama Spin-Off idea is based on a Jetix original franchise “Yin Yang Yo”.
https://totaldrama.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000480075
Chris: Alright, all of you have already responded. The marshmallows go to... Jo, Anne Maria, and Caleb. The final safe person is...
Chase. His response is a bit boring, but still enjoyable to read. Katie and Sadie, you guys send the same response, and alas, it was NOT very interesting.
Katie: WE ARE ELIMINATED?! NOOOOOOOOO!
Sadie: But at least we are eliminated together. EEEEEEEEE!
Katie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(they squealed so loudly that even their teammates covered their ears, except like Beth and Lindsay)
Noah: (his mind) Ugh, they can't be f**king serious. My ears hurt because of them!
(Chef turns on the Sweep of Shame, and it swept both the BFFFLs)
Chris: Thank God I don't have to hear them squealing at whatever s**t they're into. My ears hurt!
Chef: 2 annoying people today, 4 annoying people and b**ches from previous days.
Duncan: Gosh, thank goodness Katie and Sadie are eliminated today.
Cody: Right? They can't even spend a day without being noisy. I think Chris is choosing the right targets.
Heather: And I'm not even sad.
(except Beth and Lindsay are sad)
Heather: What? Now, follow my rules. I am your new leader, from now on.
Courtney: I AM THE LEADER!
Heather: Says who that has been into PT before.
(Heather and Courtney are fighting)
Noah: Sigh... Can't even have a good, peaceful day...
EP 5
Chris: Alright campers, here are the new rules. No one can copy the same EXACT response from the others. If your original response was taken, go find a new one. I don't want a duplicate response... especially YOU, Raj and Wayne. I really hope both of you didn't end up like Katie and Sadie.
Team TDR wins immunity! The rest of them have to face Main Heat. Nominate 2 members from each team to PT. Pings:
@DanielFNFGamer (N/A)
@CertifiWhiteBoy (N/A)
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(a bit announcement at first)
Hi guys! Long time no see, right? For those of you who are new or didn't meet me much, this is Noah Fan (JYSF), I deactivated my main account cos I was too bored with this wiki. So my plan is, I'm here... for viewers' voting I made. I won't be active as much as I used to do. Here's the thing: I made a VV called TDTWOW (inspired by Kaden's thing that's currently active). So if you wanna vote, why not?
(back with the viewer voting)
Chris: Alright, all of you have already responded. The marshmallows go to... Ripper, Blaineley, and Max. The final safe person is...
Duncan. As much as I dislike him for his previous response, he did well in this PT. Amy and Julia, I told you twice about your flaws, and you guys ignored it.
Amy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! WORST?! I DEMAND A RECOUNT FOR THIS!
(Meanwhile Julia was busy posting on Facebook, pretending to cry about TDTWOW)
Chris: Sorry Amy, rules are rules.
(Chef turns on the Sweep of Shame, and it swept both Amy and Julia)
Chef: Can't believe they're such brats.
Samey: I know, right? Bet my twin sister's raging.
Chef: (laughs) Now, you go back to your team cabin, cause tomorrow's a new prompt.
Axel: Whoa, honey! How's the PT today?
Ripper: Oh, hey sweetie. It was mediocre, bad lean. Thank God it was Julia who's eliminated.
Axel: Hell yeah.
MK: Don't you dare talk about Julia like that!
Team TDPI wins immunity! The rest of them have to face Main Heat. Nominate 2 members from each team to PT. Pings:
@DanielFNFGamer (N/A)
@CertifiWhiteBoy (N/A)
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(Edited by .heatherthequeenbee.)
DJ
Chef
13 Votes in Poll
I wanna commit a melony /j
Anyways time to roast Chef
YOU WANNA HAVE YAOI WITH CHRIS
ADMIT IT
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You know that Chris became worse on TDROTI, right? He was arrested at the final episode, and then got imprisoned at the very first episode of TDAS. There, he was very crazy and delusional, until Chef visited him. He told Chris that there's a new season of Total Drama and his one-year prison sentence of dumping toxic waste on the camp is over, this caused Chris to be happy and hosted TDAS.
In my opinion, I think Chris hosting TDAS is just his imagination, and in fact the contestants that he tortured weren't actually real; it's just his stupid thoughts that he wanted to take revenge on them. When Camp Wawanakwa sank, (i dont know) the water rose, and that island didn't seem like it's sinking. Chris might have been crazy and became a psychopath to everyone, until the prison guards send him back to the prison, and he's also hospitalized in a mental asylum.
Well if it's true, then Chris, who was in Pahkitew Island, was actually a robot. Remember in Scarlett Fever where there's many Chris clones? I think Scarlett made those clones, to believe that Chris is real and to make all of the PI contestants stay in that island.
Because of those animals there were robots, this island is probably made from machines, or technically a hologram. Both Wawanakwa and Pahkitew Island were stated as just an artificial island, but the latter was clear.
So if it's real, then if Chris was released from the prison and the mental asylum for another 14 years, he might hosted the reboot season.
But that's just me.
Cause none of the contestants nor Chris and Chef would have been on the island when the bombs went off
(Edited by Schalbra000)
Chris McLean go away
Rizz up kids another day
Chef says it's not OK
Chris McLean go away
Chris McLean go away
Rizz up kids another day
Contestants say it's not OK
Chris McLean go away
Chris McLean go away
Rizz up kids another day
Producers say it's not OK
Chris McLean go away
Chris McLean go away
Rizz up kids another day
Fresh says it's not OK
Chris McLean go away
23 Votes in Poll
Jensen and nina
Duncan and chef
12 Votes in Poll
Priya
Bowie
Millie
Julia
Emma
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14 Votes in Poll
The Host and Co-Host are Brandonshy and Dawn so they will never compete and Chris and Chef will never Host nor Co-Host in the Total Drama Holiday Special Seasons