Cody

I dare ya(as long as you can handle flashing lights)

and this is why im proud of being a coderra hater <3

(disclaimer: if you're a fan of her, stop defending her actions. unless if you count her remembering his birthday... or a stan)

when the genders are swapped, you would say: "omg male sierra is so disgusting and SA'd her (female cody)". but what if the genders are the same? "he (cody) deserved it, basically he was so ungrateful after she (sierra) helped him".

WELL NO??? she pretended to cry just to lure his attention to her in paris. and they say "well its his fault for voting her" ITS BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HER TO STALK HIM.

and you might say "sierra's obsession with cody is justified cause he did it to gwen previously" mind you, he might bet gwen for a bra, but he knew that he was never meant to be with her, so he hooked her up with trent, he just wanted her to be happy. but sierra? all she cares is not cody's safety, but she wants him to be together.

entertaining in tdwt? you can love her for that. but excuse her actions? NO. id say, her actions are justified in tdwt like how riya's actions are justified in dcas, maybe even logan in dccoc.

after a long time i did it... i need to update the names, because some names are... off to me or just too funny to think. some are kept because i liked that name, or didn't know what other names i think fits.

ill edit it later

Gen 1:

Ezekiel - Esther (sometimes being called Essie)

Eva - Evan

Noah - Norah

Justin - Justice

Katie - Ken (Kenneth)

Tyler - Tyra

Izzy (Isabella) - Izzy (Isaiah)

Cody - Cathy

Beth - Ben (Benjamin)

Sadie - Stan (Stanley)

Courtney - Curtis

Harold - Hailey

Trent (Trenton) - Trina (Katrina)

Bridgette - Bradley

Lindsay - Lenny

DJ - DJ (Debbie Josephine)

Geoff - Geneva

Leshawna - Lebron

Duncan - Dania (Daniella)

Heather - Hendrick

Gwen - Glenn

Owen - Octavia

Alejandro - Alejandra

Sierra - Silas

Blaineley (Mildred) - Blaiseley (Milton) (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Chris - Christy (Christina)

Chef Hatchet - Cook Hatchet

Gen 2:

Staci (Anastasia)- Stace (Eustace)

Dakota - Dalton

B (Beverly) - B (Bennett)

Dawn - Don (there's Don in RR but idc)

Brick - Britney

Anne Maria - Andre Mario

Sam (Samuel) - Sam (Samantha)

Mike (Michael) - Mica (Michaela)

Jo (Jolene) - Joe (Johann)

Scott - Sally

Zoey - Zachary

Lightning (Rudolph) - Light (Ruth)

Cameron - Camelia

Gen 3:

Beardo - Bearda

Leonard - Leonarda

Amy (Amanda) - Andy (Andrew)

Rodney - Rosie

Samey (Samantha) - Sandy (Sander)

Ella - Elton (get it? cause it's Elton John)

Dave - Davina

Topher - Tiana (Christiana)

Scarlett - Velvet

Max (Maximillian) - Maxine

Jasmine - Jackson

Sugar - Sunny (not so sunny lol)

Shawn - Shania

Sky - Sora (it's a unisex name, meaning sky in Japanese)

Gen 4:

Caleb - Calypso

Axel (Axelle) - Axel

Nichelle - Nicholas

Scary Girl (Lauren) - Spooky Boy (Laurence)

Damien - Delilah

MK (Mary-Kate) - MK (Mark-Ken)

Raj (Rajesh) - Raj (Rajni) (queen in Hindi)

Wayne - Winona

Ripper - Smasher (LMAO)

Zee (Hezekias) - Zel (Hazel)

Chase - Chelsea

Emma - Emmett

Julia - Julio

Millie - Miller

Bowie - Bonnie

Priya - Prithvi (earth in Hindi)

RR:

Tammy (Tamara) - Timmy (Timothy)

Gerry (Gerald) - Gerri (Geraldine)

Pete - Patricia

Ellody - Elijah

Mary - Marco

Laurie - Laurence

Miles - Miles (thinking that his name is kilometers is just funny)

Tom (Thomas) - Tam (Tamia)

Jen (Jennifer) - John (Jonathan)

Kelly - Kendall

Taylor - Trevor

Jay - Jayla

Mickey - Mikayla

Lorenzo - Lorenza

Chet - Channel

Rock - Stone

Spud - CHIPS (WHAAAAAA)

Dwayne - Darcy

Junior - Darcy Jr???

Ennui - Sadness

Crimson - Red

Brody - Brandy

Stephanie - Stephen

Ryan - Raya

Devin - Devin (unisex name)

Carrie - Carson

Kitty (Katherine) - Kitten (Kelvin)

Emma - Emile

Josee - Jose

Jacques - Jacqueline

MacArthur (Valentina) - MacArthur (Valentino)

Sanders - Sanders (because no one knows his first name, and Sanders is the last name)

Don - Donna

I started drawing a random Cody ages ago and idk what to do with it sooooo

(Clock for full omage)What do I do 😭

I liked (and still do) td when I was younger and I watched all the seasons except reboot

Ive rewatched tdi tdwt and tdpi to try remember what happens but tbh I can’t remember what happens in ridonculous race (except the fact it’s a race obviously)

My favorite characters are Justin, Alejandro, Heather, Chris, Cody, Dakota and Scarlett!

kskksksskskkskssk I love cats

https://totaldrama.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000485489

THIS WIKI WONT LET ME LOAD THE LINK UGH

Welcome to tonight's campfire! Remember, Gen is safe. You must now vote someone out of the game. The camper with the most votes will be eliminated.

(done)

I've received the votes. If I hand you a marshmallow, you're safe. The campers receiving a marshmallow are... Alfonso... Heavely... Cory... and the final marshmallow of the night goes to...

Courtlyn. Unfortunately, that means Libby has been eliminated.

Libby has found the Safety Statue! She has decided to play it on herself. I'll now eliminate the camper with the 2nd highest votes. We have a tie between Cory and Courtlyn. Since you can't decide who to eliminate, we're gonna have a tie-breaker competition.

(done)

Unfortunately, Cory, you lost the tie-breaker challenge and have been eliminated.

Cory, here's your ride to LOSER TOWN! Do you have any last words?

Cory: Thanks for everything, guys. Anyways, I hate you, Court!

(note: Cory and Courtlyn got each 1 vote because Libby used her safety statue. Libby voted for Courtlyn, and Heavely voted for Cory (because she's in better terms with Libby now). okay nvm, heavely is still safe. vampires (except heavely), cory, and gen voted for libby)

Congratulations, Heavely! You won safety! The rest of you are at the risk at the elimination ceremony tonight.

Heavely: Haha! So, in at least one point, everyone has won solo immunity.

vote someone to eliminate. if you wanna get pinged, tell me in comments. ill see you soon at 8 pm wib.

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, our campers were faced with a three part challenge. They had to run, they had to eat and the best part, they had to stay awake for 3 days! It was brutal. Some people cracked, some people cried, the rest just lost hope for themselves. In the end it came down to two teams. Thanks to his game keeping him awake, Sam won the challenge for his team. At the bonfire ceremony, It was either Eva or Blaineley, and Connor and Heather. In the end, it was Blaineley and Connor who were forced to walk the Dock of Shame, both of whom were voted out for being old farts. Ouch. Maybe now that the old people are gone we can start serving dinner later than four o'clock. (Laughs) Who will be voted out this week? Find out at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

===Campgrounds=== (the campers are walking to the dining hall. Some are already eating, some are just getting up. Lindsay is on her way to breakfast with Beth. Duncan and Geoff are carrying Cameron)

Cameron: My whole body is asleep! I can’t move!

Duncan: Stop being so dramatic, kid.

Geoff: What’s for breakfast, dude?

Harold: Chef made toe fungus tomato soup.

Duncan: It’s better than what we got the first day we were here.

Aiden: (Shudders) Toe nail chili.

Beth: I know, right? Who eats chili in the morning? (They all give each other a confused look)

===Killer Bass Table=== (Remaining members are: Jo, Eva, James, Yul, Karol, Scott, DJ, Bridgette, Jo, Izzy, Leshawna, Dawn, Gwen, Trent, Ezekiel and Dakota)

Jo: Well, we've lost two whole challenges in a row.

Eva: (Crushes a soda can) Don't remind me.

Yul: (Points to the team) You all need to step up your game, losers!

Gwen: How can you be the one talking, Yul? You've barely done anything for us in challenges. (Yul pipes down)

Bridgette: Guys! We have to stop arguing if we want to win!

Ezekiel: She has a point, eh.

Jo: Whatever. We're winning this challenge no matter what.

Leshawna: (Narrows her eyes) But if we lose, we all know who to vote for, right?

Karol: (While glaring at Yul) You bet I do.

Bridgette: Uh huh.

Gwen: Yup.

Trent: One Hundred Percent.

Ezekiel: (leans over to DJ) They’re talking about Yul, right?

DJ: Sure are.

Ezekiel: Oh, okay. Just checking.

(The team collectively crosses their arms and glare at Yul)

~> Yul: Maybe it wasn’t the best idea to call them all losers and morons and idiots and ugly and (the tape fast forwards) and worthless and hypocritical (still going) and weird and dumb and poor and vermin (Oh my lord he’s still going) Oh yeah, I forgot to add in freaks.

===The Mighty Ducks Table=== (Remaining members are: Ally, Tess, Maggy, Aiden, Hunter, Duncan, Alejandro, Sam, Cameron, Geoff, Courtney, Beth, Justin, Sierra, Brick and Harold)

Brick: Well, team, we won the last challenge, if we just put enough effort into the next one, I believe we'll never lose!

Courtney: Easy for you to say. My head is still pounding from the last challenge.

Duncan: I think that's just your brain telling you to shut up. (Courtney shuts up)

Hunter: I think all of our head's are still hurting from that challenge.

Tess: You're telling me. (Pokes her food)

Hunter: You okay, Tess?

Tess: I’m normal.

Hunter: Okay. I’m here if you want to talk.

Tess: Your concern is noted.

Sam: (Is confused)

Ally: (Whispers to Sam) Tess has depression.

Sam: Ooh. Okay.

~> Geoff: Man, what is up with Tess? She’s like, so down, like, all the time, man!

~> Tess: Hunter's nice and all, but after that challenge, I am so not in the mood for human interaction.

Courtney: I have a suggestion. We should elect a team leader. I nominate myself.

Duncan: Of course you do.

Brick: Excuse me Ma’am, but I would like to request to be a candidate if that’s approved by everyone.

Alejandro: What a great idea! We do need a good team leader.

Beth: But how do we choose?

Cameron: How about one of them will need our team this challenge, and the other next challenge. Whichever challenge we perform better in will clearly have been led by the better leader.

Alejandro: Hmm, a great suggestion, Cam!

Cameron: (Smirks) Thanks, man!

~> Alejandro: I don’t care if either Courtney or Brick lead this team. They can have the label of team leader, but really, it will be I who will be running this team, and it doesn’t need to be public. I can manipulate everyone here to my will. This is going to be very, very fun.

~> Duncan: Honestly, I don't care which one of them leads this team. Those two are gonna eat each other alive. (Laughs)

===The Screaming Gophers Table=== (Remaining members are: Mike, Lake, Anne Maria, Zoey, Rosa Maria, Kai, B, Tyler, Katie, Noah, Owen, Sadie, Riya, Cody, Lightning, Lindsay, and Heather)

(Katie and Sadie are talking really loud, AGAIN)

Noah: Okay I’ve started to have just about enough of this.

Heather: Imagine how I feel. I bunk with her.

Rosa Maria: I say we just leave them be. At least they're having fun.

Cody: The only two people on this island who are having fun. (They all laugh)

Chris: Hello Campers! Enjoying your second week here? (They all glare at him) I hope so, because things are going old school. Have we got a surprise for you on the beach! The beach.... yeah, which is where you'd better be in one hour exactly (Chris looks at his watch and confirms) Okay. So be there. Until then. Get ready for a smack down. (He leaves)

===Campgrounds===

(Bridgette and Leshawna are walking in the campgrounds when Gwen runs up to them)

Gwen: Hey girls, have you by chance seen a black leather book with the words “don’t touch” on it?

Bridgette: No, why?

Gwen: (Laughs nervously) Heh heh. Just wondering.

~> Gwen: Either I misplaced my diary, which I doubt, or someone stole it. And there are a couple of people who I know who might have the nerve to do that.

=== Wawanakwa Beach, The Court=== (On the beach is a glass court, tough glass on all sides, for all of the contestants to play a certain sport. There is a small gym area with two sets of bleachers on both sides and a lifeguard chair in the middle for a referee of some sort. The Bass enter)

James: Why are we here if the challenge doesn’t start for another twenty minutes?

Dakota: Exactly! I need to my beauty sleep!

Eva: Because I say so!

~> DJ: (Shudders) Eva is still so scary. At least she's helping us win challenges... Well, I mean, we haven't actually won any challenges yet, but you get what I mean.

Chef: What are you kids doing here? This place is off limits until you are called!

Eva: (Eva runs to punch him. Chef screams and runs, dropping the bag. Eva stops and empties the bag. Dodgeballs pour out)

Eva: Ladies, gentlemen, we just got ourselves an advantage.

=== Dodgeball Court=== (Twenty minutes later, the Gophers and the Ducks show up and see that the Bass are all sitting on the bleachers already, looking confident)

Trent: (to his team) Good training guys.

Scott: (to Gophers and Ducks) You losers don't stand a chance.

Heather: Why's that!? (Chris walks in)

Chris: Bass! I must say, your team must be very close with each other to have come here early and practice for a challenge. (The Bass look at one another and almost laugh) So, besides the Bass, you are all probably wondering what this all is. This is our brand new DODGEBALL COURT! This is the location of your third challenge. The court is made of some very strong glass. You'd have to be trying really hard to break it in order to actually break it. So, this is dodgeball. Classic game. You all know it by heart. Besides Cameron.

Cameron: What?

Chris: So, the rules are simple. If someone throws a ball at you, it hits and you don't catch it, you're out. If you do catch it, the thrower is out. If you catch a ball, you can bring one of your teammates back in the game. You throw like this (Throws ball into the crowd. Everyone jumps aside, the ball hits Brick in the face)

All: OOOH!!

Brick: (Rubbing his face) As a training military cadet I can say with all confidence that I indeed DID see that coming. (Chris throws another one at him) Ouch... Okay... Didn't see that one coming...

Chris: Great to hear. Anyway. not much else needs to be explained.

B: (B raises his hand)

Chris: Umm. Yes B?

Kai: (Steps in front of B) He would like to know how we are going to play a game of dodgeball with two sides and three teams.

B: (He goes wide eyed)

~> B: (stares at the camera and waves his arms, confused as to how Kai read him like that)

Chris: Simple. Since the Bass arrived here first, they play the second game. The order is...

Gophers vs. Ducks, whoever loses will face the Bass. If the Bass beat the losers of game one, they battle the winners of game one. If the losers of game one beat the Bass, they’ll battle the winners of game one again.

Lindsay: That's too confusing!

Noah: You think everything is too confusing, Lindsay.

Lindsay: (Thinks) ... Oh yeah! Thanks, Nolan!

Chris: I know, it will make sense when we start. There will be five people playing on each team for the three rounds per game. Which is now. Bass, mind sitting on the bleachers outside? (outside are bleachers that are aligned with the dividing line of the court. They have a good view from the outside. The Bass stand up and go) Gophers and Ducks! Pick 5 people to play Round 1 game 1.

===Mighty Ducks===

Brick: May I request permission to lead us in this challenge?

Alejandro: Permission granted.

Brick: Okay. I’ll play in the first game. The other four will be Alejandro, Aiden, Duncan and Hunter.

(Alejandro, Aiden, Duncan and Hunter all nod in agreement. The other Ducks sit on the bleachers)

~> Brick: I really hope that I am able to prove myself to my team and show that I can be a good, loyal, and worthy leader.

~> Aiden: This is going to be one of my only chances to prove myself to Alejandro! (Awkward silence) You know, prove myself as a good team member. Yeah, team member.

Tess: (Shoves Hunter) Good luck out there, idiot.

Hunter: Hey! Looks whose finally talking!

Tess: Whatever.

===Screaming Gophers===

Lightning: (Poses) It's time for the Lightning to Sha-Strike!

Tyler: Hey, I’m pretty strong as well!

Rosa Maria: I suppose I'll play too.

Lindsay: Oh oh oh! Can I please play?

Heather: You know what, sure!

~> Heather: Better to have someone to pin the loss on if we lose.

Owen: Hey hey! I'm gonna play too!

Noah: Oh no.

Game 1, Round 1:

(Gophers: Lightning, Tyler, Rosa Maria, Lindsay and Owen) (Ducks: Alejandro, Aiden, Duncan, Brick and Hunter)

Chris: And... Begin!

(Alejandro whips a ball at Tyler, it misses him and hits Lindsay)

Lindsay: AH!

~> Lindsay: That really hurt. (Her face is completely swollen) Does it look bad?

Chris: One point for the Ducks!

(Lightning throws a ball at Aiden, Aiden catches it)

Lightning: Sha-rigged! (Storms off the court)

Aiden: (Stunned) Woah, Alejandro, did you see that!? I caught the ball- (He gets hit by a ball when distracted)

Alejandro: (Sighs)

~> Alejandro: I'm surrounded by idiots. Idiots!

Chris: That's one point for the gophers, and one other point for the Ducks!

(Duncan, Hunter, and Brick all throw dodgeballs at Owen, targeting him)

Owen: (It hits him in the hand) Ouch! That was my chicken roast holding hand!

Chris: The ducks now have three points! It’s down to Tyler and Rosa Maria.

Tyler: (Smirks) This is how the pros do it.

(He throws a ball at Hunter but it lands at Hunter's feet)

Hunter: Sorry, Tyler. (Hunter picks up the ball and hits Tyler in the kiwis. Tyler squeals)

Chris: Yeesh. Brutal, but I'll accept it.

(Rosa Maria throws a ball at Duncan. It grazes Duncan's mohawk)

Chris: Duncan, you're out!

Duncan: Whatever. (Sits on the bleachers near Maggy. She scoots away. Duncan notices)

~> Duncan: What’s up with Maggy? What did I do to her?

Chris: It's only Rosa Maria for the Gophers!

Rosa: (Takes a deep breath) I can do this- (She gets bombarded by dodgeballs from Brick, Hunter and Alejandro)

Chris: The Ducks win round one of three! Gophers, Ducks, pick who will play next for the team.

~> Rosa Maria: Well that was anticlimactic.

===Mighty Ducks===

(The team congratulates)

Brick: Unfortunately there is no time for congratulations. Courtney, want to take over the next game?

Courtney: What? But I thought you were leading this challenge?

Brick: True, but there are multiple games, and if we’re both going to have an equal shot at the role of team leader, then things need to be fair.

Courtney: Huh. Okay then. Alejandro, Ally, Hunter, and Sierra, let’s get to it!

===Screaming Gophers===

Lightning: I was the best player out there. I should go again.

Heather: Fine. Whatever, but put Cody in the game. Sierra was chosen for the other team. He’ll distract her.

Lightning: Good idea. You're almost as smart as Sha-Me!

Heather: Yeah. Surrreee. I’m the lesser one here.

Noah: Not gonna happen.

Lake: Come on, Noah. Just one game!

Noah: (Sighs) Fine. One game.

Riya: I think Zoey wants to play too!

Zoey: Huh? I do? (Thinks) You know what, sure!

~> Riya: I've seen Zoey play sports. She's not half-bad, granted she's not half-good either. The point is, the team will think more highly of her, which will be good for when I recruit members for the alliance. (Laughs) Being evil is FUN!

Anne Maria: Sorry, can’t damage the goods.

Mike: I can do it.

Anne Maria: Yeah baby! Win for us!

~> Mike: Vito got me into this mess. But is it a mess though? I never really considered this, but maybe, just maybe, my personas could help me out. I mean, I kind of like Anne Maria. Nobody besides my parents has ever shown me the kind of care she has. And maybe Vito can be useful for something other than my love life. (Mike removes his shirt and gasps. He’s Vito now)

Game 1, Round 2:

(Gophers: Lightning, Cody, Noah, Zoey, Mike/Vito) (Ducks: Alejandro, Ally, Hunter, Courtney, Sierra)

Chris: Begin!

Vito: Come on, ducks. Let’s dance.

(He throws dodgeballs at Ally and hits her)

Zoey: Nice job, Mike! (Vito pushes her out of the way)

Vito: Move it, toots! I can't see! (Zoey sighs)

~> Zoey: "Toots"? Is Mike from the 1950's or something!?

Sierra: Wait! My hubby’s playing! Nobody hit him!

Courtney: But we have too if we want to wi- (Is hit by a ball)

Hunter: (Helps Courtney up)

Courtney: (Blushes) Thanks, Hunter.

~> Hunter: Why do girls always blush when I talk to them? Do I smell funny or something?

Chris: Two points for the Gophers!

Lightning: Correction! Three! (Lightning hits Hunter)

Vito: Time to finish dis. (Throws balls at Sierra and Alejandro, and hits them)

Chris: The Screaming Gophers win Round 2! Now for the final round!

===Mighty Ducks===

Brick: Alright. Me, Duncan, Courtney, Ally, and… Cameron.

The others: CAMERON?!

Cameron: Me?

Brick: Yes. I’m gonna give everyone a chance.

Cameron: Thank you, Brick! Thank you! (Hugs Brick)

Brick: Your welcome, Cam!

===Screaming Gophers===

Heather: Katie. Get up here. You're going.

(Katie and Sadie are casually chatting)

Heather: NOW!

Rosa Maria: Stop being so mean Heather! You are a jerk!

Lindsay: Rosy! Don’t talk to Hailey like that!

Heather: Yeah. Rosy.

Vito: Can we move on to the game now?

Katie: (Gets up) It’s fine. I’ll play.

Game 1, Round 3 (Final Round):

(Gophers: Vito, Katie, Lightning, Cody, Tyler) (Ducks: Brick, Duncan, Courtney, Cameron, Ally)

Cameron: Yes! My first dodgeball game! Time to calculate how to throw the ball. Hmm, yes, yes.

Duncan: Throw the ball!

Cameron: (Tries to throw it) I can’t! My arm is still asleep! (Gets rid by a ball)

Brick: Man down! Man down! (Tries to help Cameron up but is hit)

Courtney: Oh no.

(Vito, Lighting, and the rest of the Gophers release a barrage of dodgeballs on the Ducks)

Chris: And the Screaming Gophers win! Mighty Ducks aren’t so Mighty now, huh? Anyways, Gophers, you can go sit outside the court. Ducks, prepare to play again, cause here comes the Bass!

===Killer Bass===

Jo: Eva and I play. No questions.

Karol: But-

Jo: -That's a question. (Karol rolls her eyes)

Karol: Whatever. I'll play.

Trent: Same here.

DJ: Who'll be the fifth person?

Gwen: Hey, Dakota, do you feel like actually doing something for our team for once?

Dakota: (Not really paying attention, she's applying makeup) Hm? Oh, heaven no. My net worth is worth more than all of your lives combined. Can't risk damaging the beauty. (Smirks)

Karol: Why I oughta- (She prepares to punch Dakota. Bridgette stops her)

Bridgette: Hey, remember what I said about the no arguing? I'll play.

Karol: Fine.

~> Scott: What a trashy team! I might not even have to sabotage today's challenge!

===Mighty Ducks===

Brick: So... We lost that one. (They all glare at him) Fear not! It's Courtney's turn. She'll lead us to victory.

Courtney: Thanks, Brick. Me, Alejandro, Duncan, Geoff and Ally.

~> Courtney: No. I did not just choose Duncan because he's good. I just want to see him get pummeled by dodgeballs. (Smug smirk)

Game 2, Round 1:

(Bass: Jo, Eva, Karol, Trent and Bridgette) (Ducks: Alejandro, Courtney, Duncan, Geoff and Ally)

Alejandro: Alright, team! Let's do this! We are the Mighty- (Gets hit by Eva) HUH?

Ally: Uh oh. (She gets hit by Jo)

Geoff: (Hit by Eva AND Jo) Bogus, man.

Duncan: (He throws a ball at Eva, she catches it) Crud.

(Eva, Jo and Karol slowly turn towards Courtney)

Courtney: Hey, guys... I'm sure we can work something out...? No- (They all target her and get her out)

Chris: (Is laughing his head off) Oh that was comical. That was the shortest round yet. A massacre is what it was! Oh man!

Duncan: Shut your mouth, McLean!

===Killer Bass===

Bridgette: Same formation?

Jo: Funny how you think we would object to that.

~> Scott: Oh crap. My team is better than I anticipated. Well this is bad.

===Mighty Ducks===

Everybody: (Awkward silence) ...

Brick: (Nervously) Me, Alejandro, Courtney, Duncan, and Cameron.

Courtney: Cameron again?

Brick: I believe in him. He can do it.

~> Tess: Well that settles it. One of us is totally going home today.

Game 2, Round 2:

(Bass: Jo, Eva, Karol, Trent, Bridgette) (Ducks: Brick, Alejandro, Courtney, Duncan, and Cameron)

Chris: Begin!

(Cameron rushes to hide behind Alejandro)

Alejandro: Que-?

Cameron: I'm too scared! I can't do it! (While Alejandro is distracted, he gets hit. Cameron also gets hit)

Duncan: What the heck, man! (Duncan throws a ball at Eva. She catches it) Again!? Come on!

Chris: That's three points for the gophers! It's beginning to look like there's no hope for the ducks!

Courtney: Not for long! (She throws a ball at Trent. It hits him in the forehead)

(Brick and Courtney team up and target Bridgette. They hit her)

Karol: (She gets hit by Brick) UGH! (Suddenly, a swarm of bees enter the court and attack Brick)

Brick: AHH! My 5th worst nightmare! BEES! (Eva and Jo take this opportunity to hit him)

~> Karol: Let's just say... Animals have a natural draw to me. I'm an animal whisperer. EEE! (Squeals but then goes back to normal) Ahem. I mean, animals like me. So stupid.

(Courtney manages to hit Jo)

Eva: It's just you and me now, C.I.T. BRING IT! I bet you- (Courtney hits Eva while she's in the middle of her spheal) What! No fair! RIGGED! UGH!

Chris: In a shocking turn of events, the Ducks win! It's 1-1 now! Next round decides who faces the Gophers!

~> Courtney: All I had to do was channel all my anger by picturing Tommy Jenkinsons face over Eva's. (Shudders) He beat me for the role of Class President in the fifth grade. I HATE YOU, TOMMY!

===Killer Bass===

Eva: No need to discuss! (Angry) Let's go, people!

Jo: Hold on. We lost that round. Let's change it up a bit. Me, Scott, Dawn, James and Izzy.

Izzy: Yippee! Did I mention I have a killing license?

Leshawna: Uhh, no.

Izzy: Must’ve slipped my mind (Laughs unstably)

~> Leshawna: How the heck does something like that slip your mind?!

~> Scott: It's time for the Oliver Strategy to shine! (He does a maniacal laugh. He then falls in the toilet) AGH!

===Mighty Ducks===

Courtney: Okay, it'll be me, Geoff, Sierra, Duncan and Ally.

Brick: For victory!

Alejandro: For valor!

The Mighty Ducks: For the Mighty Ducks!

~> Chris: (Reading off of a piece of paper) "Due to copyright infringement, you have now been served a cease and disist letter". Crap.

Game 2, Round 3 (Final Round)

(Bass: Jo, Scott, Dawn, James and Izzy) (Ducks: Courtney, Geoff, Sierra, Duncan and Ally)

(Sierra, now that she isn’t distracted, rapid fires at the other team. Scott pushes James into one of the dodgeballs and than gets hit himself)

Chris: Ouch. Two points for the ducks right off the bat.

Courtney: Target Dawn! She’s their most powerful player! (They all throw dodgeballs at Dawn, but she elegantly dodges all of them)

Jo: (Shudders) You freak me out, kid.

Dawn: I can tell. (Dawn picks up a dodgeball and takes out Geoff and Ally)

(Jo and Izzy rapid fire throw dodgeballs at the ducks. Courtney and Sierra get hit)

Duncan: Crap. Uh, you wouldn’t hit an unarmed man, would you?

Dawn: No. I wouldn’t.

Jo: But I would. (Tosses the ball at Duncan and nails him right in the kiwis. Duncan limps off the court)

Chris: The Killer Bass move on to face the Screaming Gophers. Mighty Ducks, you’ll be up for elimination tonight, now, to see who will join you. Gophers, Bass, pick your players.

===Screaming Gophers===

B: (Gestures that he wants to go.)

Kai: B wants to go.

B: (Is freaked out by Kai)

Kai: (Smiles and waves)

Lightning: Don't sha-count me out!

Heather: Well if we’re sending out all the losers, take Katie! (Shoves Katie away from the benches)

Sadie: But-

Heather: -No buts, freak!

Owen: (Giggles) Yeah, no buts, Noah.

~> Noah: So we all know that she's going home, right?

Zoey: I suppose I'll go. (She smirks at Riya. Riya does a thumbs up)

~> Riya: Pft. Idiot.

===Killer Bass===

Jo: Same as last time people!

Eva: No way. I’m playing.

Jo: Fine. Take Scott's spot.

Scott: Huh? No!

Bridgette: Scott, remember. No arguments. (Scott pouts)

~> Scott: (Mumbling like a literal child) Stupid Bridgette and her stupid rules...

Game 3, Round 1

(Gophers: B, Kai, Lightning, Katie, Zoey) (Bass: Jo, Scott, Dawn, James and Izzy)

(Zoey tries throwing the ball at Scott. But she stinks at it. No, like, she’s literally horrible at it. Jo responds by hitting her in the face with a ball)

~> Riya: Zoey might not have been the best contender to form an alliance with...

(B throws a ball at Izzy and hits her. She falls to the ground and pretends she's dead)

James: Uh, should we check on her? (He gets hit by a ball)

Jo: UGH! (She whips a ball at Katie. It pelts her hard in the face)

~> Katie & Sadie: (They're in the confessional together)

~> Katie: Be honest, does it look bad? (Her face is all puffy and red)

~> Sadie: (Avoids the question by whistling)

Lightning: Don't worry, sha-team! I'll win it for us-(Pelted by dodgeballs from Jo)

Kai: (He throws dodgeballs at Jo and hits her. He would've missed Scott if he didn't purposefully get himself out)

Scott: Oops, sorry team. (Giggles)

Kai: Well Dawn, one mystic versus another.

Dawn: Yes, but you forget, I have one thing you don’t.

Kai: And what is that?

Dawn: I’m TD Canon.

Kai: (Freezes up in shock)

Dawn: (Throws a ball at him. It bounces off his chest.)

Chris: And the Bass win! On to round 2!

===Screaming Gophers===

Lightning: Put me on coach! SHA-put me on!

Noah: What coach!? There is no coach!

Heather: You people stink!

Rosa Maria: Shut up Heather. You are a no good, nasty, jerk!

Heather: (Walks up to her) And this is news to you how, exactly?

Vito: I ain’t doin dis. Come on, babe. (He picks up Anne Maria and carries her down to the court)

Anne Maria: Oh Vito baby, your such a gentleman.

Zoey: (Gags)

Lake: (Subtly pushes Noah onto the court)

Noah: Huh? Oh come on!

Heather: (Not so subtly pushes Tyler onto the court)

Tyler: Yes!

===Killer Bass===

Jo: We can win this! Because we are-

Everyone: The Killer Bass!

Jo: I can't hear you!

Everyone: THE KILLER BASS!

(Jo, Eva, James, Karol and Trent rush onto the court fully hyped up)

~> Eva: What is this feeling... Why do I feel warm!? Ew, I'm happy!

Game 3, Round 2

(Bass: Jo, Eva, James, Karol, Trent) (Gophers: Lightning, Mike, Anne Maria, Noah, Tyler)

Chris: Begin!

(Jo and Eva throw dodgeballs at Anne Maria. The two dodgeballs bounce off her hair and hit Tyler and Noah)

Anne Maria: Huh? (Shrugs and continues filing her nails)

Chris: It's down to Mike and Lightning!

(Mike/Vito and Lightning try their best to even the score, but they only manage to get Karol and James out)

Eva: End. Of. The. Line. (She throws a ball at Mike/Vito. It hits him)

Jo: (She throws a ball at Lightning. He gets hit)

Chris: The Killer Bass win! (They don't react. It takes them a bit to process)

Trent: ... Wait, we won?

Leshawna: We won! (They all cheer. The gophers hang their heads low) Mighty Ducks, Screaming Gophers, I’ll see you at tonight’s bonfire. You have the rest of the day to discuss who to vote off.

===Mighty Ducks=== (They are all gathered at the campgrounds)

Geoff: Who are we supposed to vote off? It's not like anybody cost us the challenge, bro's.

Justin: You sure about that? (Points to Brick and Cameron)

===Screaming Gophers, Girls Side=== (Riya has gathered Zoey, Katie, Sadie, Lake and Rosa Maria)

Riya: -So, an alliance, in simplest terms.

Katie: EEE, Sadie, we're in an alliance!

Sadie: EEEEEE!

Rosa Maria: I'm fine with that. (Lake also nods)

~> Lake: An alliance means I get to stay longer. Staying longer means avoiding parents for longer. (Shrugs) simple math.

Zoey: But, Riya, who do we vote out?

Riya: I say we vote for Anne Maria. (Zoey looks around nervously) Do you have a problem with that? Don't you hate her, Zoey?

Zoey: (Sighs) I guess I do... (Riya nods)

=== Elimination 3===

(The winged majestic creatures of the sky soar over the dark island as the moon rises into the heavens. The birds patrol the trees in search of a place to rest for the night. While this is beautiful scene of serenity, it is also of suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)

(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. The Mighty Ducks take the logs to the right while the Gophers take the other side. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 33 marshmallows)

Chris: Mighty Ducks....Screaming Gophers....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 30 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, you're out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallows go to.....

(On the Ducks)=========================================(On the Gophers)

Geoff, Harold, Maggy, Sierra...........................................................B, Cody, Lake, Katie

(They all get their marshmallows)

Tess, Hunter, Sam, Beth.....................................................Kai, Lindsay, Noah, Owen

(Hunter smirks at Tess. She reluctantly smiles back. Kai and Lindsay hug.)

Aiden, Alejandro, Ally, Justin.......................................Lightning, Mike, Riya, Rosa Maria

(Aiden and ally watch in awe as Alejandro grabs his marshmallow. Justin mumbles something. Lightning kisses his biceps before getting a mallow. Riya does a mischievous smirk)

Courtney, Duncan..........................................................Heather, Tyler, Zoey

(Courtney and Duncan glare at each other. A few people are shocked when Heather grabs her marshmallow)

Only Brick and Cameron left........................................Only Anne Maria and Sadie left

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Riya: HUH!?

Katie: I second that, HUH!?

Sadie: (On the verge of tears) KATIE! NO!

Noah: You two talk a lot, your weak links when you're together. At least Katie actually helped this challenge.

Cameron: Kinda saw this coming.

Duncan: We all did, pipsqueak.

(Katie and Sadie are hugging each other. Chef has to drag Sadie away. Cameron just pouts)

Sadie: Win for me, Katie!

Katie: I will, Sadie! (They both sob)

Cody: Yeesh. I think I'm starting to regret my decision.

Noah: Same here.

Cameron: Well, uh, bye guys!

Brick: Farewell soldier. Sorry to see you go.

(Cameron and Sadie both board the boat of losers and sail away)

(GOODBYE CAMERON AND SADIE)

Chris: Well, curfew is in a few minutes, so I’d advise heading back to your cabins.

===Mighty Ducks Cabin===

(Before anybody can enter, Brick steps up in front of the door)

Brick: Team, I just wanted to apologize for how I wasn’t able to lead you to victory today. But, a deal is a deal. So, for the next challenge, Courtney is team leader.

(The Mighty Ducks clap and cheer for Courtney)

===Screaming Gophers, Girl's Side=== (Riya's alliance is all gathered)

Riya: Why didn't Anne Maria go!?

Rosa Maria: We don't have enough people. We were probably outnumbered.

(Riya growls)

===Campgrounds=== (Chris is signing off)

Chris: And that's it for this episode! Why is Riya's alliance so oblivious to Riya's wrongdoing? I don't know, but it's hilarious! Courtney as team leader? Yikes. Can the Gophers get their acts together? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

(End of Episode)

Elimination Votes

(Screaming Gophers)

Votes for Sadie: B, Anne Maria, Cody, Heather, Kai, Lightning, Mike, Noah, Owen, Tyler

Votes for Anne Maria: Katie, Lake, Lindsay, Riya, Rosa Maria, Sadie, Zoey

(Mighty Ducks)

Votes for Cameron: Aiden, Alejandro, Ally, Brick, Courtney, Duncan, Hunter, Sierra, Tess

Votes for Brick: Beth, Justin, Harold

Votes for Courtney: Cameron, Geoff

Votes for Duncan: Maggy

Votes for Hunter: Sam

Remaining Players:

Killer Bass: Bridgette, Dakota, Dawn, DJ, Eva, Ezekiel, Gwen, Izzy, James, Jo, Karol, Leshawna, Scott, Trent and Yul

Mighty Ducks: Aiden, Alejandro, Ally, Beth, Brick, Courtney, Duncan, Geoff, Harold, Hunter, Justin, Maggy, Sam, Sierra and Tess

Screaming Gophers: Anne Maria, B, Cody, Heather, Kai, Katie, Lake, Lightning, Lindsay, Mike, Noah, Owen, Riya, Rosa Maria, Tyler and Zoey

===Thoughts===

I originally wanted to finish writing Paintball Deer hunter before releasing this episode, but eh, why not release this now? Also, guys, can you please actually leave reviews? I don't want to sound picky, like, at all, but PLEASE. I beg of you, just give your thoughts on this episode.

Also, I also ask of you to go HERE . I get that there are only four episodes out... But just, please, leave a review, and discuss some stuff. PLEEEEASE /srs

As for my thoughts on the episode, I don't really remember writing it that much (Considering I'm on Paintball Deer Hunter) but I think it's good.

BEFORE YOU READ THE MAIN STORY, PLEASE READ THE NOTES:

• This story is based of my Total Roblox Drama Viewer Voting, which is ongoing right now.

• Some of the characters' arcs are different here, so please don't get mad at me for ruining a character or developing a character.

• Whoever voted on my VV (like Alex, AG, Tyrese, and Squirrel) must read this, I ping them btw. If you're not a voter but wanted to get pinged, let me know in comments.

• The characters on this fanfic are gender-bendered, so make sure you know who is who.

• This fanfic is canon to the main TD universe, so the winners stay the same.

• Also, the TDI and TRD (Camp) challenges are both included here, happens simultaneously.

Good luck reading this fanfic!

(sound of a cruise ship approaching the island)

Kylie: Wow, the ship's here! I can't wait to see my beloved contestants return!

(The contestants from the past three seasons run towards the island. Some are pushing each other)

Cornell: Hey, I'm in front first!

Headley: No! I'm the one leading this line! You're being ridiculous!

Cornell: Are you blind?! I'm clearly in front!

Alfonsa: Okay, okay, you two are both in front.

Cornell and Headley: F**K YOU!

(While running, Liam accidentally bumps into Avi)

Avi: Because of you, my stuff FELL, you idiot!

Liam: Sorry, Abi.

Avi: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! YOU CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF! AND MY NAME IS AVI, NOT ABI! USE YOUR BRAIN!

Liam: But I already apologized.

Avi: BAH! YOU CRYBABY! ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL REALLY PUNCH YOU!

(Gene suddenly comes to Liam's defense, who almost got punched)

Gene: You do that again, I'll really slap you in the face.

Avi: Whatever! It was his fault anyway. Why did he drop my stuff?! It wasn't my fault!

Gene: Okay, but you didn't have to punch him anyway!

Avi: Whatever. (leaving them both grumbling)

(Behind, Brian is holding Cora)

Brian: Are you okay?

Cora: Yeah, I'm just feeling a little weak, actually...

(Seeing the two of them together, Saul glances at them enviously...)

Saul: (in his mind) Oh my, those two are together again. How could they be like that? Plus, Cora is pregnant. How can I separate them?

(meanwhile...)

Kev: Wow! Coming back to this island feels so much fun!!!!

Stev: Yeah, bro! I can't wait to see our friends again! Especially Liam and Bertram! YAY!

Cornell: Hey! Can you guys shut up?! My ears are going deaf!

(at the same time)

Dasha: You're messing around again, I'll really strangle your neck!

Harriet: Oh, I already apologized. Please, forgive me.

Dasha: There's no such thing as mercy. Don't even try to get close to me!

Harriet: OH, WATCH OUT!

(apparently Big-O, aka Olga, ran too fast because she saw food and accidentally bumped into them both)

Dasha: (slaps forehead) Oh, what a greedy girl.

Kylie: Hello everyone! Welcome back to Total Drama! I'm your hostess, Kylie Bane-

Gene: And we all know that. Period.

Kylie: Today, we have a reunion for you all! I'm going to divide you into three teams again based on your behavior over the past three seasons, with an equal number of men and women.

(Team Heroic Hunters: AJ, Bertram, Big-O, Brian, Cora, Leander, Liam, and Tyla;

Team Villainous Vampires: Alfonsa, Avi, Cornell, Dasha, Headley, Justina, Naomi, and Saul;

Team Neutral Navigators: Dixon, Gene, Harriet, Jess, Kev, Stev, Tracey, and Zelda)

Cornell: What do you mean?! Gene kissed my girlfriend! This isn't fair!

Kylie: That's true, but you should know that you're bossy, selfish, and annoying.

Naomi: I haven't done anything bad, so why am I on the Villain Team?

Headley: Because you haven't helped your team at all, you idiot.

Brian: Come on, the team name doesn't matter, right? What matters is whether we work together as a team or not.

Saul: This too! Why is Brian on the Hero Team? He cheated on Jess and the pole.

Brian: Shut up, you enjoy stalking Cora, do you deserve to be called a hero? And at least I'm aware of my mistakes and apologized.

Kylie: Enough! I don't want to hear any more complaints about you guys not being on the team you want! Get on with it!

(Kylie shows the campsite to the contestants. There are two cabins, each with room for two teams.)

Kylie: I was actually planning to combine Team Navigator with Team Vampire's cabin, but since there's not enough for 16 people each... I prepared a tent for Team Navigator, which can fit eight people.

Gene: (in his mind) ...F**k.

Kylie: But, this also applies to the other teams that lose a challenge. The losing team will spend time in this tent until the next challenge, unless your team is Team Victory. When it's time for the two teams, I'll destroy that tent. I'll have my interns paint the cabin to my right during the first challenge to find out who wins first.

Liam: That'll be fun!

Kylie: But, for the island exile not far from this one, only the second-place team can exile one member of the losing team for safekeeping. Likewise, if an eliminated member, and I say "Just kidding!", they'll be assigned to the second-place team. Do you understand? For now, just have fun.

(Team Navigators)

Tracey: Oh my gosh! Why are we in a tent?! It's already ugly, and it's ruined too!

Zelda: This isn't fair! We should have been given a cabin too!

Dicky: But at least we could have some fresh air!

(suddenly there's body odor)

Gene: Fresh air, you say? Ugh! Harriet, did you shower?

Harriet: What? Why are you accusing me? I showered!

Gene: And what? Zelda?

Zelda: Hehe, sorry guys.

Gene: Oh my gosh... (slaps his forehead)

(Meanwhile, Jess can only sulk at Brian and Cora. Kev and Stev approach her)

Kev: Hey, Jess? Why are you distancing yourself from the others?

Jess: I'm not distancing myself from them, I'm annoyed to see Brian with Cora.

Stev: Huh? But Cora's a nice girl.

Jess: That's the problem! My ex chose her over me now!

(Okay, let me tell you, Brian was actually fed up with Jess, but he was forced to write the song "I'm Sorry" in Aftermath TDWT 1 so the audience would like BriJess more and forget what Jess did to him before. He was only pretending to apologize so Jess would come back to him, and he deliberately didn't tell her that he was dating Cora so Jess wouldn't get mad.)

Kev: Oh, I see. Wow, this can't be allowed to happen. How can a party girl be left like this?

Stev: Absolutely!

(Team Vampires)

Headley: Whoever makes me come back to this camp, I'll find you!

Alfonsa: Honey, Kylie put us here on purpose. It's normal, that woman is just hungry for drama.

Headley: And who cares?! Anyway, I WANT TO GO HOME! LET MY PARENTS SHOUT AT ME! THE IMPORTANT IS THAT I DON'T SUFFER MORE THAN HERE!

Cornell: Damn! That's annoying! That's stupid! How come those other helpless and stupid people are on the more heroic teams or whatever! I've been cheering for my previous teams to win, haven't I?!

Saul: I understand your situation, Cor. Brian's on the Hero team, even though he cheated on Jess and the pole! And now, he's with Cora! Cora is mine, no one can take her!

Naomi: Okay, who wants to be the team leader?

Headley: I'll lead our team to victory, who knows.

Cornell: What the heck?! I'm a counselor-in-training, so I'm the leader!

Headley: Prove it! After all, our team lost because you couldn't lead!

Cornell: It's not my fault, Naomi didn't help at all!

Naomi: At least I didn't keep saying s**t, you nag!

Avi: ENOUGH! IF YOU STILL FIGHT, I'LL BE THE LEADER!

Cornell: You're just relying on our strength without caring if anyone gets hurt, huh?

Headley: (Thinks for a moment...) Alright! I'll be the leader! Is that clear or not?!

Cornell: I TOLD YOU I'M THE LEADER-

(Headley kicks Cornell out of the cabin)

Headley: Okay. No one is nagging anymore.

(Team Hunters)

(Bertram and Liam are watching funny short videos on YouTube and laughing together on Bertram's phone)

Bertram: HAHAHAHA! Poor banana cat, but his cry is so funny!

Liam: I know, right? Let's watch some more funny stuff!

Bertram: I have an even funnier idea! A selfie with a filter!

(Bertram uses Instagram (his account is rammjamm_) to take a photo with Liam, then uses some funny filters)

Liam: Pffft... Why do we look so funny?

Bertram: Let's change... (changes filters) OH MY GOD! WE'RE EVEN FUNNIER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Liam: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(they both laugh non-stop, until Brian and Leander tell them to be quiet)

Leander: Please be quiet, Brian and I are meditating.

Bertram: Sorry.

(Meanwhile, in the Hunters' girls' cabin...)

AJ: Hey, don't finish my vegetable snack! (Tries to push the snack away from Big-O)

Big-O: But I'm hungry!!!!

AJ: Hey, can you wait a minute? It's still a long way to go eating!

Big-O: But I want to eat!!!!

AJ: Hold on a little, why are you so impatient?

(Big-O wants to eat AJ's vegetable snack, but always fails because AJ is holding it tightly. Coincidentally, Tyla and Cora are there; Tyla is doing her makeup)

Tyla: Oh no, you guys shouldn't fight over such a small thing.

Big-O: I'm hungry, but Aviva won't let me eat her vegetable snack!

AJ: Besides, you've already eaten too much!

Cora: I heard Chef is cooking something delicious, maybe it'll whet your appetite.

Big-O: FOOD! FINALLY!

(Big-O runs out... while the others can only slap their foreheads)

Aviva: Thanks, Cora, you lured Olga out. She's been wanting all the food I brought.

Cora: Yeah, you're welcome, buddy. (taps AJ and vice versa)

Tyla: Yeah, by the way, why are you getting so fat?

Cora: Don't compare me to Olga. I'm not fat anymore, I'm pregnant.

Aviva: Congratulations! How many months pregnant are you?

Cora: I'm 7 months now. Don't worry, I'll take care of my baby.

Aviva: Oh, I hope the father isn't Saul.

Cora: No, don't worry. I have Brian, he'll be the father-to-be.

Tyla: Thank goodness. I don't want to see your child become crazy and perverted like that. (touches Cora's stomach) Wait, did you say Brian?

Cora: Yes, seriously.

Tyla: Thank goodness, thank goodness. Jess is getting more and more outrageous, and I never understand how she's still so popular.

Kylie (on loudspeaker): ATTENTION EVERYONE, PLEASE GO TO THE MAIN COTTAGE!

(Main cabin; everyone is lining up, from Avi in front to Dixon behind)

Avi: Oh my, Chef is taking so long to cook!

Headley: Calm down, maybe our food is still being prepared.

Olga: WOAH! IT SMELLS SO GOOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT!

(Olga cuts in the entire line (she's behind Dicky), without even saying excuse me)

Cornell: Hey! Stop cutting in line! Get used to the queuing culture! You're so impatient!

Olga: Sorry, I can't! I'm really hungry!

Cornell: At least say excuse me, you glutton!

Chef: Hello, my contestants!

(Everyone is shocked)

Harriet: Damn! Chef just came out of nowhere!

Chef: Missing my food, huh?

Harriet: Really?

Chef: Since you're all back, I'll make you some food, like usual... (winks sharply at Aviva)

Aviva: (in thought) Oh no... I can't make good food right now.

(The contestants eat with their respective teams)

Cornell: What did you mean by ogling Gene, huh?! Was it still on purpose?!

Dasha: No, no. I just found him attractive, nothing else.

Cornell: I know you're lying 100%.

Cornell (confession): Dasha and Gene are still in a relationship in their season 3! I will never forgive either of them! Especially you, Gene. You're paying for this because I was publicly humiliated.

Gene: I feel like I'm being watched, in a negative way...

Tracey: Why?

Gene: Look at Cornell and Saul. They're still holding a grudge against me... What did I do wrong?

Tracey: I think you're still scared because... (whispers) you dated Dasha.

Gene: And you're not worried? We broke up.

Tracey: I'll take it as a lesson, and it was actually my fault.

Gene: My fault too. I don't think we fully understand the importance of being there for each other. Let's just move on.

Tracey: You're right.

Aviva: Oh my gosh... We got this again. If only I had access to a cooking area...

Brian: Don't worry. I can cook, but only seafood.

Aviva: That helps, but how are we going to keep Olga from eating everything on the table?

Liam: Put her in the kitchen!

(everyone glares at Liam)

Cora: Oh my gosh, Liam! If Olga's in the kitchen, we'll run out of food!

Aviva: Yeah! Besides, do you want to be hungry for a month?

Liam: Uh... yeah, right.

(Not long after, Kylie arrives at the main cabin)

Kylie: Your first challenge is about to begin.

Kev: I can't wait for the first challenge!

(turns out, they're all on the same cliff)

Kev: Idiot! I shouldn't have said that!

TO BE CONTINUED