NOTE: Hendrick is Heather, Glenn is Gwen (duh), Cathy is Cody, Isaiah is Izzy (Isabella), Lenny is Lindsay, Lebron is Leshawna, Curtis is Courtney, Bradley is Bridgette, Trina (Katrina) is Trent (Trenton), Cook is Chef, and Christina is Chris (duh)
Hendrick: Ladies and gentlemen, for my beloved hosts and my friends, I would like to present you... an act as Napoleon Bonaparte. But first, I want to read a short poem, for you guys.
Glenn: (in his mind) Wait a minute... why does that book look familiar?
Hendrick: So, with words by Glenn, performance by me. Enjoy.
(journal starts)
So, I tried to ignore her, but she's just so cute. If they had custom ordered a woman to be a distraction for me here, it wouldn't be McHottie.
(Lenny gasps, but Cathy smiles)
Hendrick: We just totally connect, she's pretty much the only person I can relate to here and I know it's cliché, but I love girls who play guitar.
Cathy: Wait... I don't play guitar. (she looks at Trina)
(Glenn moves back from his seat, while Hendrick smirks at him)
Hendrick: Thank you.
Glenn: Guys! I have something important to tell you! Hendrick... STOLE MY PRIVATE JOURNAL!
(the Gophers shock)
Lebron: Okay, what the f**k is this.
Isaiah: Damn, I like this one.
Cathy: Who the hell reads a journal publicly like that?
(Glenn steps up to the stage)
Glenn: What are you doing?! You stole my journal and revealed my crush publicly, a**hole!
Hendrick: Boy, why do you care for this? It's your fault for leaving your journal behind.
Glenn: So what?! Someone's private things shouldn't be revealed on TV. And you know what, you're dead!
Hendrick: Go on. I bet your crush (glances at Trina) knows that you admire her.
Glenn: THAT'S IT!
(Glenn quickly attacks Hendrick and slams him non-stop. Hendrick does the same too)
Curtis: That was so mean.
Bradley: Seriously.
(Glenn and Hendrick keep fighting until Cook Hatchet lift them both up)
Cook: What is going on with you guys?!
Glenn: He read my JOURNAL!
Hendrick: He attacked me for no reason, and didn't acknowledge my talent!
Cook: ENOUGH! I don't wanna hear those anymore! And since you guys ruin this challenge, you both are DISQUALIFIED!
Glenn: What?! I didn't even participate! This is so unfair!
Cook: Well, you didn't, but YOU made the mess. Now, go back to your seats!
(Both guys are dissatisfied, and stare sharply at each other)
Glenn: You son of a b**ch.
Hendrick: We'll see next time. (smiles)
Christina: Okay... that was so... unexpected. Anyways, no points for Hendrick, what was that for? Up next for the Killer Bass!
