BEFORE YOU READ THE MAIN STORY, PLEASE READ THE NOTES:
This story is based of my Total Roblox Drama Viewer Voting, which is ongoing right now.
Some of the characters' arcs are different here, so please don't get mad at me for ruining a character or developing a character.
Whoever voted on my VV (like Alex, AG, Tyrese, and Squirrel) must read this, I ping them btw. If you're not a voter but wanted to get pinged, let me know in comments.
The characters on this fanfic are gender-bendered, so make sure you know who is who.
This fanfic is canon to the main TD universe, so the winners stay the same.
Also, the TDI and TRD (Camp) challenges are both included here, happens simultaneously.
Good luck reading this fanfic!
(sound of a cruise ship approaching the island)
Kylie: Wow, the ship's here! I can't wait to see my beloved contestants return!
(The contestants from the past three seasons run towards the island. Some are pushing each other)
Cornell: Hey, I'm in front first!
Headley: No! I'm the one leading this line! You're being ridiculous!
Cornell: Are you blind?! I'm clearly in front!
Alfonsa: Okay, okay, you two are both in front.
Cornell and Headley: F**K YOU!
(While running, Liam accidentally bumps into Avi)
Avi: Because of you, my stuff FELL, you idiot!
Liam: Sorry, Abi.
Avi: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW! YOU CLEAN IT UP YOURSELF! AND MY NAME IS AVI, NOT ABI! USE YOUR BRAIN!
Liam: But I already apologized.
Avi: BAH! YOU CRYBABY! ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL REALLY PUNCH YOU!
(Gene suddenly comes to Liam's defense, who almost got punched)
Gene: You do that again, I'll really slap you in the face.
Avi: Whatever! It was his fault anyway. Why did he drop my stuff?! It wasn't my fault!
Gene: Okay, but you didn't have to punch him anyway!
Avi: Whatever. (leaving them both grumbling)
(Behind, Brian is holding Cora)
Brian: Are you okay?
Cora: Yeah, I'm just feeling a little weak, actually...
(Seeing the two of them together, Saul glances at them enviously...)
Saul: (in his mind) Oh my, those two are together again. How could they be like that? Plus, Cora is pregnant. How can I separate them?
(meanwhile...)
Kev: Wow! Coming back to this island feels so much fun!!!!
Stev: Yeah, bro! I can't wait to see our friends again! Especially Liam and Bertram! YAY!
Cornell: Hey! Can you guys shut up?! My ears are going deaf!
(at the same time)
Dasha: You're messing around again, I'll really strangle your neck!
Harriet: Oh, I already apologized. Please, forgive me.
Dasha: There's no such thing as mercy. Don't even try to get close to me!
Harriet: OH, WATCH OUT!
(apparently Big-O, aka Olga, ran too fast because she saw food and accidentally bumped into them both)
Dasha: (slaps forehead) Oh, what a greedy girl.
Kylie: Hello everyone! Welcome back to Total Drama! I'm your hostess, Kylie Bane-
Gene: And we all know that. Period.
Kylie: Today, we have a reunion for you all! I'm going to divide you into three teams again based on your behavior over the past three seasons, with an equal number of men and women.
(Team Heroic Hunters: AJ, Bertram, Big-O, Brian, Cora, Leander, Liam, and Tyla;
Team Villainous Vampires: Alfonsa, Avi, Cornell, Dasha, Headley, Justina, Naomi, and Saul;
Team Neutral Navigators: Dixon, Gene, Harriet, Jess, Kev, Stev, Tracey, and Zelda)
Cornell: What do you mean?! Gene kissed my girlfriend! This isn't fair!
Kylie: That's true, but you should know that you're bossy, selfish, and annoying.
Naomi: I haven't done anything bad, so why am I on the Villain Team?
Headley: Because you haven't helped your team at all, you idiot.
Brian: Come on, the team name doesn't matter, right? What matters is whether we work together as a team or not.
Saul: This too! Why is Brian on the Hero Team? He cheated on Jess and the pole.
Brian: Shut up, you enjoy stalking Cora, do you deserve to be called a hero? And at least I'm aware of my mistakes and apologized.
Kylie: Enough! I don't want to hear any more complaints about you guys not being on the team you want! Get on with it!
(Kylie shows the campsite to the contestants. There are two cabins, each with room for two teams.)
Kylie: I was actually planning to combine Team Navigator with Team Vampire's cabin, but since there's not enough for 16 people each... I prepared a tent for Team Navigator, which can fit eight people.
Gene: (in his mind) ...F**k.
Kylie: But, this also applies to the other teams that lose a challenge. The losing team will spend time in this tent until the next challenge, unless your team is Team Victory. When it's time for the two teams, I'll destroy that tent. I'll have my interns paint the cabin to my right during the first challenge to find out who wins first.
Liam: That'll be fun!
Kylie: But, for the island exile not far from this one, only the second-place team can exile one member of the losing team for safekeeping. Likewise, if an eliminated member, and I say "Just kidding!", they'll be assigned to the second-place team. Do you understand? For now, just have fun.
(Team Navigators)
Tracey: Oh my gosh! Why are we in a tent?! It's already ugly, and it's ruined too!
Zelda: This isn't fair! We should have been given a cabin too!
Dicky: But at least we could have some fresh air!
(suddenly there's body odor)
Gene: Fresh air, you say? Ugh! Harriet, did you shower?
Harriet: What? Why are you accusing me? I showered!
Gene: And what? Zelda?
Zelda: Hehe, sorry guys.
Gene: Oh my gosh... (slaps his forehead)
(Meanwhile, Jess can only sulk at Brian and Cora. Kev and Stev approach her)
Kev: Hey, Jess? Why are you distancing yourself from the others?
Jess: I'm not distancing myself from them, I'm annoyed to see Brian with Cora.
Stev: Huh? But Cora's a nice girl.
Jess: That's the problem! My ex chose her over me now!
(Okay, let me tell you, Brian was actually fed up with Jess, but he was forced to write the song "I'm Sorry" in Aftermath TDWT 1 so the audience would like BriJess more and forget what Jess did to him before. He was only pretending to apologize so Jess would come back to him, and he deliberately didn't tell her that he was dating Cora so Jess wouldn't get mad.)
Kev: Oh, I see. Wow, this can't be allowed to happen. How can a party girl be left like this?
Stev: Absolutely!
(Team Vampires)
Headley: Whoever makes me come back to this camp, I'll find you!
Alfonsa: Honey, Kylie put us here on purpose. It's normal, that woman is just hungry for drama.
Headley: And who cares?! Anyway, I WANT TO GO HOME! LET MY PARENTS SHOUT AT ME! THE IMPORTANT IS THAT I DON'T SUFFER MORE THAN HERE!
Cornell: Damn! That's annoying! That's stupid! How come those other helpless and stupid people are on the more heroic teams or whatever! I've been cheering for my previous teams to win, haven't I?!
Saul: I understand your situation, Cor. Brian's on the Hero team, even though he cheated on Jess and the pole! And now, he's with Cora! Cora is mine, no one can take her!
Naomi: Okay, who wants to be the team leader?
Headley: I'll lead our team to victory, who knows.
Cornell: What the heck?! I'm a counselor-in-training, so I'm the leader!
Headley: Prove it! After all, our team lost because you couldn't lead!
Cornell: It's not my fault, Naomi didn't help at all!
Naomi: At least I didn't keep saying s**t, you nag!
Avi: ENOUGH! IF YOU STILL FIGHT, I'LL BE THE LEADER!
Cornell: You're just relying on our strength without caring if anyone gets hurt, huh?
Headley: (Thinks for a moment...) Alright! I'll be the leader! Is that clear or not?!
Cornell: I TOLD YOU I'M THE LEADER-
(Headley kicks Cornell out of the cabin)
Headley: Okay. No one is nagging anymore.
(Team Hunters)
(Bertram and Liam are watching funny short videos on YouTube and laughing together on Bertram's phone)
Bertram: HAHAHAHA! Poor banana cat, but his cry is so funny!
Liam: I know, right? Let's watch some more funny stuff!
Bertram: I have an even funnier idea! A selfie with a filter!
(Bertram uses Instagram (his account is rammjamm_) to take a photo with Liam, then uses some funny filters)
Liam: Pffft... Why do we look so funny?
Bertram: Let's change... (changes filters) OH MY GOD! WE'RE EVEN FUNNIER! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Liam: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(they both laugh non-stop, until Brian and Leander tell them to be quiet)
Leander: Please be quiet, Brian and I are meditating.
Bertram: Sorry.
(Meanwhile, in the Hunters' girls' cabin...)
AJ: Hey, don't finish my vegetable snack! (Tries to push the snack away from Big-O)
Big-O: But I'm hungry!!!!
AJ: Hey, can you wait a minute? It's still a long way to go eating!
Big-O: But I want to eat!!!!
AJ: Hold on a little, why are you so impatient?
(Big-O wants to eat AJ's vegetable snack, but always fails because AJ is holding it tightly. Coincidentally, Tyla and Cora are there; Tyla is doing her makeup)
Tyla: Oh no, you guys shouldn't fight over such a small thing.
Big-O: I'm hungry, but Aviva won't let me eat her vegetable snack!
AJ: Besides, you've already eaten too much!
Cora: I heard Chef is cooking something delicious, maybe it'll whet your appetite.
Big-O: FOOD! FINALLY!
(Big-O runs out... while the others can only slap their foreheads)
Aviva: Thanks, Cora, you lured Olga out. She's been wanting all the food I brought.
Cora: Yeah, you're welcome, buddy. (taps AJ and vice versa)
Tyla: Yeah, by the way, why are you getting so fat?
Cora: Don't compare me to Olga. I'm not fat anymore, I'm pregnant.
Aviva: Congratulations! How many months pregnant are you?
Cora: I'm 7 months now. Don't worry, I'll take care of my baby.
Aviva: Oh, I hope the father isn't Saul.
Cora: No, don't worry. I have Brian, he'll be the father-to-be.
Tyla: Thank goodness. I don't want to see your child become crazy and perverted like that. (touches Cora's stomach) Wait, did you say Brian?
Cora: Yes, seriously.
Tyla: Thank goodness, thank goodness. Jess is getting more and more outrageous, and I never understand how she's still so popular.
Kylie (on loudspeaker): ATTENTION EVERYONE, PLEASE GO TO THE MAIN COTTAGE!
(Main cabin; everyone is lining up, from Avi in front to Dixon behind)
Avi: Oh my, Chef is taking so long to cook!
Headley: Calm down, maybe our food is still being prepared.
Olga: WOAH! IT SMELLS SO GOOD! I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT!
(Olga cuts in the entire line (she's behind Dicky), without even saying excuse me)
Cornell: Hey! Stop cutting in line! Get used to the queuing culture! You're so impatient!
Olga: Sorry, I can't! I'm really hungry!
Cornell: At least say excuse me, you glutton!
Chef: Hello, my contestants!
(Everyone is shocked)
Harriet: Damn! Chef just came out of nowhere!
Chef: Missing my food, huh?
Harriet: Really?
Chef: Since you're all back, I'll make you some food, like usual... (winks sharply at Aviva)
Aviva: (in thought) Oh no... I can't make good food right now.
(The contestants eat with their respective teams)
Cornell: What did you mean by ogling Gene, huh?! Was it still on purpose?!
Dasha: No, no. I just found him attractive, nothing else.
Cornell: I know you're lying 100%.
Cornell (confession): Dasha and Gene are still in a relationship in their season 3! I will never forgive either of them! Especially you, Gene. You're paying for this because I was publicly humiliated.
Gene: I feel like I'm being watched, in a negative way...
Tracey: Why?
Gene: Look at Cornell and Saul. They're still holding a grudge against me... What did I do wrong?
Tracey: I think you're still scared because... (whispers) you dated Dasha.
Gene: And you're not worried? We broke up.
Tracey: I'll take it as a lesson, and it was actually my fault.
Gene: My fault too. I don't think we fully understand the importance of being there for each other. Let's just move on.
Tracey: You're right.
Aviva: Oh my gosh... We got this again. If only I had access to a cooking area...
Brian: Don't worry. I can cook, but only seafood.
Aviva: That helps, but how are we going to keep Olga from eating everything on the table?
Liam: Put her in the kitchen!
(everyone glares at Liam)
Cora: Oh my gosh, Liam! If Olga's in the kitchen, we'll run out of food!
Aviva: Yeah! Besides, do you want to be hungry for a month?
Liam: Uh... yeah, right.
(Not long after, Kylie arrives at the main cabin)
Kylie: Your first challenge is about to begin.
Kev: I can't wait for the first challenge!
(turns out, they're all on the same cliff)
Kev: Idiot! I shouldn't have said that!
TO BE CONTINUED