hidey hidey
Chris: Last time ye favorite show, Total Drama Island, ye campers went huntin for da doubloons, arg!
Aiden: (Offscreen) Seriously, quit it with the accent!
Chris: Ugh. Fine. Anyways, our campers hunted for treasure. Nothing important really happened... Other than the fact that Yul's yacht got blown up! Man, that was insane! I give all my thanks to Ezekiel for that one.... (Surprised) Wow, never thought I would say that. Bridgette broke up with Trent, Alejandro is feeling the need to spice up things between Gwunter, and much more. So much has happened since we began. Relationships have blossomed, hearts have been broken, ambulances were occupied, and skunks have sprayed. I know that this episode will be NO exception to our drama. It's time to throw you back to the classics of childhood. The all might game of HIDE AND GO SEEK. But whenever Total Drama has simple games…there is always a twist. Oh yeah, Trent and Yul got sent home. Yul for obviously being a whiny little brat, so literally EVERYBODY voted him off. Unfortunately, that meant that the only person who didn't vote for Yul was... Yul. So technically, the second highest amount of votes went to Trent... With one vote. Oops. So stay tuned as always. You never know what's in store for you when you watch more and more of this low budget crud! So, who will break down? Who will break up? Who will break sideways? Who will face the dreaded elimination and receive no marshmallow? Find out tonight, at the most dramatic bonfire ceremony yet, RIGHT here…on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
=== Dining Hall === (Everyone is in line for some good breakfast. DJ is at the window serving the food)
DJ: (Hands Katie hers) I put an extra little smiley on yours!
Katie: Awww! It's so cute! You're the best boyfriend ever, DJ!
~> DJ: Man, things are going GOOD! I get to make everybody happy, and I get to hang out with Katie during the merge. The only thing that could ruin this day is a... (Shudders) Challenge. But what are the odds we have one today?
Leshawna: DJ you are the BOMB! You really know how to cook up some grub.
Sierra: I don't think I could survive here without this food... Or Cody.
Cody: Lord save me.
Harold: Chef's food is ridiculously grossefyantly grossable! I mean, he made us eat buttered squirrel tail back before he quit.
DJ: Thanks everyone! But breakfast is basic, just wait ‘till I start making dinner!
(Suddenly, there is an explosion from the kitchen)
Noah: Uh oh, I think they finally found Ezekiel.
Aiden: For doing what?
Noah: Crimes against people's ears. (Aiden nods)
Chef: (Emerges from the darkness and stands behind DJ) Taking my job, huh?
DJ: No No no no no no no no! I'm sorry!
Anne Maria: Come on, DJ! Hit 'em in the snoz!
Zoey: Or don't. That's probably the better idea.
Chef: (glares at DJ) DO YOU WANT THE POSITION OR NOT!?
DJ: .... A-actually…I kind of…DO want the job. (Chef glares) SORRY SORRY SORRY! I TAKE IT BA-
Chef: -Then it's yours. (Casually walks out of the dining hall)
DJ: .... What? Just like that? It's mine?
~> Courtney: Chef didn't kill DJ. That's a shocker. I'd imagine Chef being the guy to tear people to shreds. He had to go to prison for SOMETHING.
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(Anne Maria, Tess, Gwen and Leshawna sit next to a sad Bridgette)
Leshawna: Hey girl, you good?
Bridgette: (sighs) No. I'm still broken up over... Well, my break-up.
Anne Maria: That's right, Trent got eliminated, right? (She nods)
Tess: Hey, don't worry, I know what it feels like. But... You gotta keep going. That's what that snow challenge proved.
Gwen: Yeah, and plus, you have us. (They all smirk)
Bridgette: Thanks, guys.
Tess: Speaking of significant others, are you gonna continue dating Kai after the show ends, Leshawna?
Leshawna: Honestly, I don't even know. That's one strange boy.
~> Leshawna: Baby, if your watching this, I didn't mean that!
(Gwen walks over to Hunter, who is sitting with Cody and Zoey)
Gwen: What's up, guys?
Zoey: Morning, Gwen! How's it going?
Gwen: Terrible. (Sits next to Hunter)
Hunter: I can relate. I think we all can.
Cody: Yeah, Sierra is bugging the snot out of me.
Zoey: Oh. I'm sorry. Well, I've been doing great. I haven't had so much fun since that one "Bertles Replay-Concert." This game is doing me justice, guys.
Cody: Zoey. That's great! (Zoey and Cody smile)
~> Cody: Zoey is awesome. I really really like her….I just hope I don't get…friendzoned.
~> Zoey: Cody is like my best guy friend! Gwen and Hunter are also so cute together! I'm so glad I've found new friends here after... Well, you know. But Cody is a great friend. A good FRIEND. What a pal.
Jo: (Enters) Just got back from my morning jog, if anybody was wondering.
Harold: I knew you were going for your jog. (sits next to Jo with two trays) I saved you your breakfast. (places it in front of Jo)
~> Jo: Why is he being so nice? The letter thing, him liking me, I thought that was a joke! ... Obviously, he can't ACTUALLY like me. He KNOWS I'm out of his league. He HAS to be trying something.
Jo: (sits down and whispers) Okay. We'll alliance. Who do you have in mind to vote?
Harold: Well Noah told me Alejandro has an alliance so we should vote off on of them.
Jo: Hehe. Alliance, you say? Wow. Huh. Interesting.
~> Jo: So… Harold knows about my alliance then. Well, this could work slightly in my favor. I’ll just pretend to spy on Al’s alliance and then tell him that DJ or someone else is in the alliance or something. He’ll buy it.
~> Harold: The great thing is that Noah already told me all of the members before he got cut off by the elimination last night!
Harold: Well good news, Noah told me the alliance has Alejandro, Aiden, Duncan, Courtney, and Hunter!
Jo: Oh. That’s great. So, so great.
Chris: (enters the dining hall) Why are you all looking at her when you should be looking at me. (teeth sparkles) It's challenge time!
~> DJ: (Sighs) I just had to jinx us, huh?
===Dock of Shame=== (The campers have all arrived at the Dock)
Chris: Okay. So you will all be hiding from Chef. Chef is our head manhunter with military experience. So this will be difficult to NOT be found. The only way to win invincibility is to tag this lifeguard chair. (Chris gestures to the lifeguard chair at the end of the dock) You may only tag it after an hour. You know, so you don't hide close to it then just tag it. That would be unfair. You have to SIT in the chair to be safe.
Chef: While I was gone, I made sure to buy this baby. (holds up a water gun called the SUPER SLIPPERY MEGA ULTRA SOAKER 9000) This is bound to make things more fun…for me!
Chris: Care to test it out? (Chef points the gun at Noah and Alejandro and fires them into the lake with a blast of water)
Everyone: (gasps)
DJ: That was a WATER gun!?
Chef: Yup. So you had better hope ya don’t get caught.
Chris: To get immunity today, you must hide for 20 minutes, and decide on when to run, then come and sit in the life guard chair. ALL WITHOUT GETTING SPRAYED.
Chef: Plenty of places to hide. SO GET TO IT! THAT MEANS GO! (They scatter)
Chef: (covers his eyes and ears and counts to 5 minutes)
~> Jo: I'm always the seeker, not the hider. Because people hide from ME! I hide from nobody.
=== Forest === (Harold runs into Hunter)
Harold: (Glares) Hello, Hunter.
Hunter: Uhm... Hey, man?
Harold: I know about your little alliance. (Hunter gasps)
Hunter: Who told you!? Was it Oliver? I bet it was Oliver.
Gwen: (Runs up to them) What are you guys talking about?
(Harold glares at Hunter once more before running off)
=== Dock of Shame === (Noah and Al are in their lawnchairs)
Alejandro: Why must I share immunity with somebody that hates me?
Noah: Aww, did that mess up your little alliance? Listen here, Al, I'm avenging everybody you got out, including Lake.
Alejandro: You still think I orchestrated your little girlfriend's elimination? (Noah scoffs) I'm not as evil as you think.
Noah: Yeah right. Mike told me about Rosa Maria's elimination. (Alejandro gulps) I also know about Justin, Geoff and Brick. Not so innocent now, huh?
Alejandro: Believe what you want, Noah. I respect your opinion.
Noah: (Skeptical) Why are you so nice now?
Alejandro: Because she's here. (Points to Katie)
Katie: Hey guys! I'm gonna hide now.
(Katie swims under the dock, hidden from above)
Noah: That's actually pretty smart. Well done for her.
Alejandro: I'm gonna target her now. (Noah facepalms)
=== Washroom === (Jo is hiding in a stall)
Jo: This is the absolute worst hiding spot of all. I need to step up my game. (gets out and walks towards the door)
Chris on Loudspeaker: FIVE MINUTES ARE UP! TIME TO STAY HIDDEN BECAUSE HERE COMES CHEF!
Jo: Crud! (looks out door and sees Chef marching towards the forest) Okay…so we have to wait 20 minutes before we can sit in the lifeguard chair) Great. Just great.
===The Caves=== (Hunter, Aiden, Courtney, and Duncan all run into the caves to hide)
Hunter: This should be good for now.
Aiden: Alejandro will be so proud of us if we win!
Duncan: Jeez, you're so obsessed with him. You should just marry him at this point.
~> Aiden: That's the goal! I mean, I like him. (Sighs) He, you know, probably doesn't feel the same. Heh, but I can change that.
Courtney: Alright, Al is safe, we just keep ourselves safe too!
Hunter: Well what are we waiting for? Let's go! (They head into the cave)
(They're being watched by DJ, Tess and Harold)
DJ: Woah guys, did you hear that?
Tess: I always knew that group was fishy. They probably got Brick out.
Harold: (Nods) I've been aware of their alliance for a while now. I confronted Hunter about it. He's probably gonna target me now.
Tess: What a jerk. I should've never made friends with him again.
DJ: We should investigate! (Tess nods)
Harold: You two do that. I have to go report this to Jo. (Runs off)
(They two climb of top of the cave and they find a small opening, a hole, in the top of the cave. DJ holds Tess by her legs and lowers her in. DJ holds Tess in place)
~> DJ: I know my Mama would always tell me not to eavesdrop. But with a million dollars on the line, I think I'm willing to reconsider.
=== Caves === (The alliance meeting has begun. Tess eavesdrop)
Duncan: Meeting begins, or whatever. Guys, we gotta get immunity. We have some rat on our tail.
Courtney: Who's onto us? We'll just vote them out.
Duncan: Easier said than done. It's Noah.
Hunter: Aw, dang fool has immunity.
Duncan: Exactly. We have to get him out before it's too late.
Aiden: Before what's too late?
Duncan: Before he goes and tells everybody about our alliance.
Courtney: So what do we do?
Hunter: I say we cause some sort of ruckus to get attention off us.
Aiden: Let's make them vote off DJ! (They all gasp)
Duncan: Of all people... You choose him!?
Courtney: Yeah, he's so nice!
Aiden: (Looks down) Oh, okay...
Duncan: Point is, get to the chair. If you don't, I can't guarantee safety. (They gulp)
===Top of the Cave === (Tess is pulled up by DJ)
DJ: So what did you see? What were they talking about?
Tess: I'll tell you all about it at camp. Let's go hide.
(they climb down from the cave and run away)
===Dining Hall===
(Cody is hiding under a table in the Dining Hall)
Cody: I’m feeling really good about this.
(Chef barges in with water gun in tow)
Cody: Dang it! (He tries to run out the back but Chef blasts him and he goes flying into the wall)
Chef: Uhh, you ok?
Cody: (Dazed) All good, sergeant sugarplum! (Salutes)
Chef: (Shrugs) Ehh. Seems normal. Now, help me get people out. (Tosses Cody a noticeably smaller water gun. He gets hit in the head)
Cody: (Still dazed) Thanks for the cupcake!
Chef: (Looks at his water gun) Maybe this thing is just a little too powerful….
(CODY is OUT)
Cody: (Passes out)
Sierra: (Crawls out from under a table) Noooo! Cody, don't go! (Looks to Chef) You'll pay for th-
Chef: (Sprays her)
~> Sierra: Everybody is probably thinking, "Oh, they hid so close together, they're so sweet" I KNOW! That's what I'm going for. (creepy laughs) I was also cutting a hole in the floor of the boy's bunk so I can get in easier at late hours past curfew.
=== Dock Of Shame === (Alejandro and Noah are still talking)
Alejandro: So, I know you've told people about my alliance.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) No, really?
Alejandro: Cut the crap. Who have you told?
Noah: If I told you, you'd just target them.
Alejandro: Dang it. I forgot you weren't stupid. (Shakes his head)
=== Forest === (Harold runs into Duncan)
Harold: (Glares) Hey, Duncan, what are your thoughts on alliances?
Duncan: So clearly you know about our alliance.
Harold: ... Uh, no.
Duncan: (Rolls his eyes) So, you gonna rat on us?
Harold: Maybe. I was thinking of telling a couple of people about Hunter.
Duncan: A couple? Tell the world, nerdy! You don't have the guts. (Shoves him)
Harold: (Scoffs) Gosh! Just watch! ... Now if you'll excuse me, I have a goddess to get to. (Walks off)
~> Duncan: And there goes Hunter. It hurts, but if our alliance gets targeted, better him than me. Or Courtney. (Thinks) Not that I care about Courtney, or something.
=== Dining Hall === (Jo is standing in the dining hall, looking around)
Jo: Where to hide? (hears Chef outside) Oh come on! (She hears a voice)
Harold: Psst! Up here. (Jo looks up and sees Harold in the rafters.) Jo! (tosses down a rope to Jo) Get up here. Chef is coming.
Jo: (grabs the rope and climbs up at lightning speed. Once at the top, she tosses the rope back down) Thanks. Pipsqueak.
Chef: (kicks the door to the dining hall and walks in) Allright! Where are you? (walks forward and trips over the rope) What the?
(Looks around….then thinks about why there is a rope there….Chef looks up)
Chef: ... (makes direct eye contact with Harold and Jo)
Harold: Oh darn..well Jo. I guess this is it!
Jo: It sure is. But not for me. (pushes Harold down and Harold falls on Chef. Jo leaps down and runs out the door)
Harold: AUGGGHH!!! (he lands on Chef)
Chef and Harold: OOF! (Jo cackles as she leaves)
=== Campgrounds === (Jo is running away from the dining hall)
Jo: (stops in front of Cody and Sierra) Is time up? Can I run to the lifeguard chair?
Cody: (checks his watch) No. Not yet. About 5 more minutes.
Jo: GUH! (runs. Chef runs out of the dining hall, a soaked Harold follows) You aren't catching me today, Chef! I'm faster an(gets sprayed as she's running, she flies into the side of the girl's bunk. She hits the wall) OUCH!(JO and HAROLD are OUT)
Harold: Jo! My sweet! Are you okay? (Jo pushes him away)
Jo: I'm fine! Geez! I can take care of myself.
~> Harold: Jo's bravery in unmatched.
~>Jo: Harold is a total pawn. I just ditched him to a psycho, and he STILL follows me around. Is he an idiot?
=== Kitchen === (Chef reenters the kitchen and looks around. He opens his freezer… Bridgette is inside)
Bridgette: AUGH! You can't!
Chris on Loudspeaker: HELLO EVERYCAMPERS! GUESS WHAT, YOU CAN GO TO THE LIFEGUARD CHAIR NOW. BYE!
Chef: (looks back at Bridgette, she's gone) No!
===Dock of Shame===
(Katie hops out of the water and runs over and touches the life guard chair and takes a seat)
Chris: KATIE IS IN THE LIFEGUARD CHAIR! SHE HAS IMMUNITY!
(Anne Maria runs up and tries to touch the chair, but she slips, slides across the dock, and falls in the water)
Chris: Sorry Anne, but that still counts.
Anne Maria: Darn it!
(ANNE MARIA is OUT)
=== Bonfire Pit === (Chef is walking around the bonfire pit, inspecting for campers when he hears Chris' announcement)
Chef: DARN! (hears a loud twig snap) What was that? (listens to the sounds of footsteps in the grass. Someone is trying to sneak around him. Chef looks over to the bonfire pit and hears the footsteps coming from the pit) Hehe Look out from above! (fires the water gun in the air towards the pit)
Leshawna: (pokes her head up from behind a rock) HA! You missed! (prepares to run before the blast of water falls down from the sky and hits Leshawna) OOOOFFF! (Chef stands over her)
Chef: Moving on.
(LESHAWNA is OUT)
=== The Forest === (Zoey is walking around in the forest. She hears a twig snap and looks up and sees Aiden in a tree)
Zoey: Oh Hi Aiden! Good to see a friendly face around here.
Aiden: Good. Nice to know my face is friendly (laughs) So. How close are we to the campsite?
Zoey: Pretty close. Just a small walk, and even smaller run.
~> Aiden: Man, times like this are pretty sad. I know my alliance doesn't exactly align with Zoey's morals, so it'd kill me if she found out about it! (Pouts)
Aiden: (a blast of water hits Aiden out of the tree)
Zoey: AUGH! AIDEN!?
(Aiden is dazed as he slumps down from another tree, soaked with water)
Aiden: Uuuuggghhhh....
Chef: (runs out) It's an even shorter sprint. (chases Zoey)
Zoey: NO! PLEASE!
Chef: (Sprays Zoey)
(ZOEY and AIDEN are OUT)
Chef: We should get back to the campsite. More of you kids will be heading for the immunity chair.
===Forest=== (Courtney runs rapidly when she bumps into Bridgette)
Bridgette: (Falls) Aw, sorry, Courtney. My bad.
Courtney: No, that was my fault. (Helps her up) Why were you standing there anyways?
Bridgette: (Panting) I'm tired. I avoided Chef by outrunning him.
Courtney: You... Outran Chef?
Bridgette: Yeah! It was pretty easy.
Courtney: (Thinks) Wow, you're really a threat, Bridgette.
===Campgrounds===
(Jo makes a mad dash for the chair and makes it)
Jo: Ha! Yes! Safe! Take that, Chef!
(Duncan and Hunter emerge from the middle of the woods. Chef emerges from the left and Noah from the right. Chef blasts at Duncan and Hunter. Duncan ducks and Hunter is blasted back into the cabin. Duncan continues to run. Chef fires at him but Duncan dives behind a cabin before continuing on)
Gwen: (Runs to the chair) Yes! I'm gonna make it! (Sees Hunter) ... Aw, fine. (She goes to help him before Chef sprays both of them)
Hunter: (Chuckles) Romantic.
(Courtney runs and nearly avoids every shot from Chef by doing all sorts of complicated gymnastics tricks. She makes it to the chair)
Duncan: (Entranced) Wow....
Ezekiel: You're really bad at hiding it, eh. (Duncan glares at him)
(Ally is about to be sprayed by Chef when Sam jumps in front of her and blocks his shot, allowing her to get to the chair)
Ally: (Gasps) Sam, are you okay?
Sam: Yeah.... (Groans) No. Definitely not.
Ally: Wow, I can't believe you did that. That's the second time you've sacrificed for me. (Sam winks at her. She blushes)
Chris: Wow. Okay. Ally, Duncan, Courtney, Jo, Alejandro, Noah, and Katie all have immunity. Hehe. That’s nearly half the players. Woww. Anyways, you guys and go get all dry and ready for the elimination.
=== The Guy's Bunk Porch === (Leshawna, Tess, Harold, DJ, Ezekiel, Zoey, and Cody are gathered)
Tess: Okay, so, we have news. Alejandro has an alliance. It consists of Duncan, Aiden, Hunter, Courtney and himself.
Leshawna: That sounds dangerous. We need to do something.
Ezekiel: (Perks up) Like vote with each other tonight!
Cody: Aw man. I was gonna vote Sierra. But whatever works for us.
Zoey: But... most of his alliance is safe except for-
Harold: -Hunter. It's good to vote him off. I confronted him about the alliance, so now he'll tell the others.
Cody: Sounds good. How about it, Ezekiel, DJ, Zoey?
Ezekiel: (Facepalms still thinking it's cool)
Zoey: Okay. I understand. (still upset about the entire game)
DJ: Hmm…uh…yeah.
Leshawna: I don't know.... That's Gwens man. And Gwen is my best friend.
Tess: Same here, Leshawna. But this is for the better of everybody. (She hesitantly agrees)
===Washrooms====
(Alejandro, Aiden, Hunter, Jo, Courtney, and Duncan are gathered)
Duncan: (To Jo) Look who finally decided to show up.
Jo: Can it, torso. Scrawny lover boy found out about the alliance.
Alejandro: No more fighting. We must discuss elimination.
Duncan: I already concocted a plan to get somebody out here.
Courtney: (Rolls her eyes) Finally.
Hunter: Who was it? (Smirks)
Duncan: Uh... You'll see. The others'll vote them for sure.
Aiden: Well, what about us? Who should we vote?
Courtney: (Looks down) Well... I had a suggestion.
=== Girl's Bunk Porch === (Jo is now asleep in her bunk while Harold is outside of her bunk, holding flowers. Leshawna approaches the bunk)
Harold: Leshawna! Mind giving these to Jo! I picked them just for her. (Leshawna shudders and takes them)
Leshawna: Sure thing sweetie. I'll make sure she gets them.
=== Inside Girl's Bunk === (As soon as Leshawna gets inside and locks the door, she tosses the flowers in the garbage)
Leshawna: Hey Jo. Okay, you're right. He IS weird.
Jo: (Sits up) YEAH. We finally agree on something.
(Harold knocks on the door)
Jo: Ugh! So ann- (He pokes his head in through the door) Oh, Heeey Harold.
Leshawna: (Awkwardly stands up) I'll... Be going now. (Walks out)
Harold: Hello Jo. Did you get the flowers?
Jo: Umm..yeah. I did. Thanks! Listen, can you vote for Bridgette? Just vote for Bridgette... Cool?
Harold: Anything for you. (She does a sigh of relief)
~> Jo: Harold is like that weird kid that follows you around and kisses the ground you walk on. I like to intimidate people and make them obey me…I don't like this! At least he's good for votes.
~> Leshawna: I would hate to be in her shoes. But when push comes to shove, us girls got to stick together. That Harold is nothing like Kai. (Sighs lovingly)
~> Harold: I can tell that Jo has a burning passion in her. I want to be able to make her see that I believe that she's one heck of a woman!
=== Dock of Shame === (Noah sits alone on the dock before Tess walks up to him)
Tess: Hey, Noah. Sorry to interrupt your loneliness, but we're all voting Hunter off.
Noah: (Not paying attention) Mhm, yeah, sure.
Tess: Listen, Noah, I know how you feel about Lake. I've been there bef-
Noah: -It's ok. (Tess nods and walks off)
Chris on Loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL LOSERS! REPORT TO THE CAMPFIRE PIT, PRONTO!
=====Elimination 17=====
(Another night on Camp Wawanakwa. It may just be a normal night but tonight holds a dark and treacherous ceremony filled with suspense and terror because down at the edge of the campgrounds.....is a Bonfire Ceremony)
(The campfire pit is set up with a mass of sitting logs on the right and a mass of sitting logs on the left. Everybody comes to take their seats. Chris is standing at his barrel podium. On his podium......are 18 marshmallows)
Chris: Campers....at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are exactly 14 marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The two campers who do not receive a marshmallow tonight, must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means, your out of the contest. And you can't come back. Ever. The first marshmallows go to.....
Alejandro, Noah
(The two immunity holders glare at each other before grabbing theirs)
Ally, Duncan, Courtney
(Sam gives Ally a thumbs up as she receives hers. Alejandro subtly nods as more of his alliance gets marshmallows)
Jo, Katie
(Katie tries high-fiving with Jo, she just brushes her off)
Gwen, Sierra, Anne Maria
(Anne Maria walks and talks with Gwen. Cody pouts as Sierra gets a marshmallow)
Sam, Harold, DJ
(Harold walks with pride. DJ nervously looks around. Sam practically floats to his)
Leshawna, Aiden, Cody, Zoey
(Cody talks with a nervous Aiden. Leshawna fist bumps a couple people on her way up)
(Only Hunter, Tess, Bridgette, Ezekiel)
Chris: Only two marshmallows left........The final two marshmallows go to
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Tess and Ezekiel
Ezekiel: Yes! (Pumps fists in the air)
Hunter: What? How am I gone?
Gwen: (Angry) Who voted him off!?
Cody: Sorry, dude. But...
Noah: It’s what you get for teaming with Alejandro.
Gwen: (Turns to Hunter) W-What are they talking about?
Hunter: Uh... I... I dunno!
Duncan: (Whispers) Play dumb!
Hunter: (nods) Whose Alejandro?
Duncan: (Facepalms) Not THAT dumb.
Noah: That settles it! Everybody! (They all turn to Noah) Alejandro here is no more than a greasy eel! He's openly admitted to poisoning Owen and he also was responsible for multiple eliminations. He set you guys up.
(All gasp)
Katie: I can support this!
DJ: Wait, what? How, Katie?
Katie: I hid under the water during the challenge... And I overheard a couple of things.
Alejandro: Where's your proof that I did ANY of this?
Tess: I am also a witness to your alliance meetings. You, Aiden, Courtney, Duncan and Hunter.
Aiden: Oh, And Jo is in it too!
Jo: (Facepalms)
Aiden: Oh... Sorry.
Harold: What... Jo, this true? (Jo hesitantly nods) Wow...
Hunter: (Turns to Gwen) I'm so sorry, Gwen. I know we said no more sec-
Gwen: I'm not mad. Alliances are bound to be apart of this game.
Hunter: (perks up) R-Really?
Gwen: Yeah. We're good. It's the people who voted you off I'm mad at.
Cody: Uh oh.
Bridgette: Um, excuse me, guys!? Why am I out?
Courtney: (Sighs)
Leshawna: (gasps) Oh, that's just straight evil.
Chris: Great. Their alliance is bruised up and we all hate each other. (Zoey gasps) So, Dock of Shame? (Gwen and Hunter hug each other)
Bridgette: B-but I was supposed to win! (Chef picks her up and throws her over his shoulders) This isn't fair!
Noah: Look what you've caused, Alejandro.
Alejandro: (cusses under his breath) Ah yes. It appears it is curfew. GOODNIGHT everybody. (walks away. Duncan walks too and Courtney and Aiden follow)
Jo: I... Gotta go. (She walks off too)
Hunter: Well, bye guys. (Only Gwen waves him off)
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(GOODBYE HUNTER and BRIDGETTE)
~> Leshawna: Did Alejandro REALLY poison Owen? ... T-that can't be right... Can it?
~> DJ: Noah made some BIG accusations today. Alliances are one thing... poisoning someone is another.
Chris: Alright. No sad goodbyes. Now get back to your bunks. Another elimination, another step to the million.
=== Campgrounds === (Clouds are forming in the sky. Some campers are walking to their bunks. Alejandro's alliance walks to the dining hall. Zoey begins walking to the forest)
Leshawna: Zoey, girl? Where you heading?
Zoey: Just taking a walk. (Zoey leaves on her own)
=== Dining Hall === (Alejandro's alliance is having another meeting)
Courtney: We can't keep going on like this. Everybody knows about us, no thanks to Aiden's blabbermouth.
Aiden: Sorry, guys...
Jo: You better be. Now my one scapegoat doesn't trust me.
(Aiden sighs)
Alejandro: (Scoffs) Harold's vote was useless anyways.
Duncan: So now what…I say we break up this alliance.
Alejandro: Wrong move. There are 5 of us and 14 of them. We can still pull this off. Think….if we all survive the next elimination….We'll take up one third of the whole remaining cast.
Duncan: Woah. That sounds like we have a major upper hand.
Alejandro: So that's why we need to stick together. We're so close.
Aiden: (Looks down) Hey, Al, you didn't really poison Owen, did you?
Alejandro: (twitches) I think you of all people ought to be quiet, Aiden. (He gasps)
~> Duncan: Hey, as long as Al gets me ahead in the game, what can go wrong?Alejandro: And with that, I have an errand to run. (walks out of the dining hall)
=== Washroom === (Leshawna teaches Ally how to apply eyeliner. Sierra is adjusting her hair while Tess sits on the counter)
Leshawna: Darn shame about Hunter, I feel bad for Gwen
Tess: (Looks up) I don't know. Seems like she's siding with Al's alliance.
Sierra: UGH! Enough about that freak! She's stealing my Cody!
Ally: Sure... (The girls, except Sierra, have a laugh)
Leshawna: Hey, Ally. Why do you want me to put eyeliner on you anyways?
Tess: Yeah. Not like there are any fancy places around here.
Sierra: OBVIOUSLY she's trying to impress a boy. (snorts and giggles)
Leshawna: Eugh...
Ally: No, she's right. Ever since the snow day I've had my eyes on a boy. I think I'm finally gonna go for it tomorrow. I just needed you to teach me, Leshawna.
Leshawna: Go get 'em girl.
~> Sierra: I am so INVESTED in Ally's lovelife! I was pairing her with Sam, but those too are too similar. Like they say, opposites attract... (Sighs lovingly) Me and my hubby wubby Cody are the only exception.
=== The Beach === (The beach at the bottom of the cliff. Zoey is sitting on a rock. It's still thunderstorming)
Zoey: (sighs. Zoey is thinking about all that has happened. She's thinking about the bullies back home. She's thinking about how they told her that even if she is liked by the whole cast, that won't change a thing about her real life) Ooh……..I'm not cut out for this game. Maybe those jocks are right…I'm too weak on the outside….AND the inside.
Alejandro: (walks up from behind Zoey) Hola Zoey. May I speak to you?
Zoey: Aren't' you like…evil or something? Isn't that what was going on at elimination today?
Alejandro: Zoey…it's the final 16. Some people here would do ANYTHING to win. ANYTHING. Some people will even lie straight to people's faces.
Zoey: That's awful.
Alejandro: I just thought that with all this craziness of getting accused of being a monster. (Alejandro starts to tear up) I just….don't know if I can take it. (curls up in a ball next to Zoey)
Zoey: It's all right Al. (comforts him)
Alejandro: (almost breaks from his acting) Please. (sniff) call me Alejandro. (sniffle)
Zoey: Okay... Alejandro. It's all right. You have so many cool things about you. You're smart, independent, and you've got some very good survival skills. And don't get me started on leadership. You're a legend! Plus..if you really feel alone, you still have me. I'm your friend.
Alejandro: (looks up, with tears barely in his eyes) Thank you (sniff) Zoey. I just wish you knew how (sniff) people felt about you...
Zoey: ... How DO people feel about me?
Alejandro: ... Oops (covers his mouth) I've said too much. (turns his back to her)
Zoey: How people feel about me? Alejandro…what do you mean?
Alejandro: (smirks evilly then turns back to her, with a sad expression on his face) Zoey…the others can't stand you. Leshawna says your flower is horrendous and your style is garbage. Cody hates your voice. He says it's shrill. Gwen told me she hates your goofy smile. Aiden said you're not pretty. DJ said you walk like a ape. I could go on…but…..I shouldn't have told you these.
Zoey: (is completely and utterly shocked) …………….They said those things……?
Alejandro: Sure did. I'm so sorry, Zoey. I wish I could make it up to you. But hey….you always have me. I'm your friend.
Zoey: (is shocked and silenced)
Alejandro: I'll let you be alone for now. It's getting pretty bad out here. Adios, mi mujer rojo. (walks off)
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Zoey: (begins crying on her rock. The waves are crashing and the sky is rolling with thunder) Everybody (sobs) hates me (sobs. Waves crash against her rock. Throwing Zoey hard onto the sand) OOF!
(Zoey gets up…..she clenches her fists. She gnarls her teeth. She stands on her rock once more and screams into the sky as lightning strike around her. She rips off a lower layer of her shirt and ties it around her head. She wipes her fingers in mud and marks two lines under her eyes. She then stands on her rock once more)
Zoey: I'm playing this game for ME now. AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!! I HAVE NONE!!!! (screams a war cry at the sky once more. Lightning blasting the waves in front of her)
===Girls Bunk===
(Leshawna walks up to Jo)
Jo: What, come to make fun of me and my "alliance?"
Leshawna: No, actually. (Jo raises an eyebrow) Your alliance sucks, but nobody deserves to be ostracized like I made you feel in this competition.
Jo: (Rolls her eyes) You annoy the heck outta me and I hate you. (Shrugs) We’re cool.
Leshawna: Cool. Your alliance IS going down, though.
(The two girls laugh. That's when Chris bursts in)
Both: AUGH!
Chris: So, what amazing new things will happen on this show? Will Ally finally claim her man? Will Sam be claimed by his woman? Will Alejandro stop being so darn mischievous? Will Jo open up to Harold? Will Harold be less creepy so that can be possible? How much longer can Cody tolerate Sierra? What is up with Zoey goin all Commando? Find out all of this and more right here on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
(End Of Episode)
Elimination Votes:
Votes For Hunter- Noah, Anne Maria, Katie, Leshawna, Tess, Harold, DJ, Ezekiel, Zoey, Cody
Votes for Bridgette- Alejandro, Jo, Courtney, Duncan, Aiden, Hunter
Votes for Ezekiel- Gwen, Ally, Sam
Votes for Tess- Sierra, Bridgette
Remaining Players:
Merge- Alejandro, Ally, Duncan, Gwen, Harold, Sierra, Noah, Sam, Tess, Aiden, Anne Maria, Cody, Katie, Ezekiel, Courtney, DJ, Jo, Leshawna, Zoey
=== Thoughts ===
Definitely better than the previous episode, but definitely not as good as the Christmas episode or Up the Creek or something. I can't promise the next episode will be great, but the one after that will be incredibly comedic, at least I think so.
SO YEAH, EVERYBODY PLEASE LEAVE REVIEWS! Like, everybody, like please do it it takes 5. minutes pls pls pls @Alexxtdixdc @Alec's glasses @.heatherthequeenbee. @Carrot cruncher if you dont ill turn you into slix so do it.
Also, episodes will be released weekly now instead of every 3 days.
