Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley is the the twenty-first song featured in Total Drama World Tour. It is sung in Aftermath Aftermayhem by Geoff, with Blaineley's entourage as backup singers, in an attempt to list all the bad things about Blaineley as revenge. Geoff is provoked into singing the song when Blaineley angered him by sending Bridgette to Siberia against her will, when the original plan was for Blaineley to go there herself. The song is requested by one of Blaineley's biggest fans.


Geoff: Here's an open letter to a treasure of a girl!
Blaineley: That's me!
Geoff: Whose behavior on this show always makes me hurl!
Blaineley: What?!
Geoff: She's a nasty, fake blonde schemer, who calls herself "your HOST"! Without the help of her entourage, her job would be toast!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: Hey! (slowly) Heeeyyy.....
Geoff: She'll tell you that she loves your shirt, but it's something she can't stand! She's just so full of you-know-what, she has to double-flush the can!
Entourage: Hey!
Blaineley: I eat a lot of fiber!
Geoff: She bought two pairs of the same jeans, one size four, and one size eight! So when she wears the bigger ones, you'll ask if she's lost weight!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's not the gal you think she is, so let me tell you plainly. There's thick black hair between her toes, and her real name isn't Blaineley!
Entourage: Hey!
Geoff: She's a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And her real name isn't Blaineley! She steals and lies, and she's evil, bros, and her real name isn't Blaineley! It's Mildred!
Entourage: Hey!





  • In this song, Geoff performs a Ukrainian folk dance known as the "Kozachok", despite the fact that the tune of the song and balalaika are Russian. However, it should be noted that Ukraine borders Russia and has a very similar culture.


  • At the end of the song, Eva and Gwen appear to be sitting with DJ, Katie, and Sadie. However when Geoff is singing about DJ's shirt, Eva and Gwen appear to be missing.
  • Before Geoff shows the audience the hair between Blaineley's toes, she has her shoes off, but at the end of the song, her shoes are back on.


See also

Total Drama World Tour songs
Pre-merge Come Fly With Us | Lovin' Time | Rowin' Time | Before We Die | Stuck to a Pole | What's Not To Love | Baby | I'm Sorry | Eine Kleine | Gypsy Rap | Paris in the Springtime | Sea Shanty Mix | Oh My Izzy | Save This Show | Sisters | Changing Guard Mix | Greek Mix | Boyfriend Kisser | Shear the Sheep | We Built Gwen's Face | Her Real Name Isn't Blaineley
Post-merge Blainerific | A Chinese Lesson | Wake Up | Condor | This Is How We Will End It | Who You Gonna Root For? | I'm Winning This | I'm Gonna Make It | Versus
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