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One of the kids have been selected to attend military school for the gifted after completing a rather difficult video game. Fearing to lose their BFF, another kid is determine to stop this from happening, gaining the help of the naughty kid. Meanwhile, a wild card has been causing problems around the base.

Plot

Noah is playing a video game called Frozen Dragon and Owen cheers him on. Just as Noah enters the final level, everyone is amazed to see him get that far and cheers him on to beat the game. Noah defeats the final boss and wins the game. At that moment, the military shows up and their leader, Colonel McColonelson, calls for a player named Butt Thunder, which was Noah's username in Frozen Dragon. He invites Noah to Militots, a military academy for toddlers. Noah doesn't seem interested at first but changes his mind when he hears he would get his own fighter jet and imagines all the fun things he and Owen could do in it, and accepts. Bridgette asks Owen how he'll cope without Noah and Duncan tells him Noah will start drifting away from him. Owen decides to come along with Noah to Militots but can't. Noah leaves and Owen starts worrying that Duncan's warning was right and asks for his help to keep Noah from leaving. Duncan suggests they sabotage his initiation exam.

At Militots, Owen and Duncan sneak in on the tank they hid on to get there. However, Izzy has snuck in as well, looking for fun. One of the soldiers spots her and she quickly disguises herself as a general, making the soldier mistake her for such. Meanwhile, Noah's first test is to spend a certain time in a high velocity rotation capsule without throwing up. Owen fears he will easily pass it since he almost never throws up. Then he thinks of the one thing that would guarantee Noah regurgitating: a tuna bologna bleu cheese sandwich. He eats one and the smell gets into the capsule, making Noah smell it. However, he managed to stay in there just long enough to pass. Meanwhile, Izzy orders some soldiers to march while still disguised as a general.

Noah's second test is an obstacle course. He does well at it while Owen and Duncan try to ruin this one by hiding in a backpack he needs to carry to the finish line so they can make it too heavy for him to make it in time, but Noah barely makes it in time and passes this time, too. Only one test remains to determine whether or not Noah enrolls. Meanwhile, Izzy fires a missile that hits Chef's car.

Noah's third and final test is an aerial combat simulation. He has to defeat five enemy fighter jets before he is shot down. As he shoots down a few enemies, Owen and Duncan sneak into one of the simulation jets to shoot Noah down and ruin his test. Izzy sneaks in as well and has a little fun, shooting down some enemies of her own. As Noah fires down his targets, Owen and Duncan prepare to fire on him, but Owen stops at the last second and doesn't want to get in Noah's way. So, he lures the final bogey in front of Noah, and Noah shoots it down, passing the test. Owen is happy for Noah and Noah thanks his friend for his support. With that, Noah officially enrolls at Militots.

Back at daycare, Owen is sad that Noah is no longer in class with him, but Noah happens to show up, revealing he turned down the enrollment because he missed Owen too much. Not only that, but they also recruited Izzy who is flying in her own jet. She fires another missile and destroys Chef's car and motorcycle again.

Credits

Jude stares at a mirror and removes out his beanie to reveal different types of hats underneath it. In order, he wears his beanie, a viking hat, a party hat, a blue cap with the Ridonculous Race logo, a fruit hat, an upside down recycle bin a red and white snow hat with the Canadian maple leaf, a top hat and a rabbit. After the rabbit jumps down, Jude puts on a panda hat and continues with a crown, a cowboy hat and a bunny ear headband before putting his beanie back. Jude then turns around to see Gwen glaring at him with the most of the hats he thrown on her head including the bunny.

Cast

Voice actor Role(s)
Deven Mack Chef Hatchet/Voiceover
Sarah Gadon Beth
Kristin Fairlie Bridgette
Drew Nelson Duncan
Katie Crown Izzy
Cory Doran Noah/Soldier #1
Scott McCord Owen/Fast food employer/Soldier #2
Terry McGurrin Colonel McColonelson
  • Cody appears, but has no lines.
  • Gwen and Jude appear in the ending credits but have no lines.

Trivia

General

Continuity

  • This is the third time Izzy and Duncan are involved in a military-related plot.

References

  • The episode's title is a reference to the 2009 movie, Inglourious Basterds.
  • Izzy's "What does this button do?" line is a reference to Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory.
  • The gaming system that Noah had is probably a reference to the Nintendo Switch.

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See also

Total DramaRama Season 1 episodes
Venthalla | Duck Duck Juice | Cluckwork Orange | Free Chili | The Date | Aquarium for a Dream | Cuttin' Corners | Sharing is Caring | Ant We All Just Get Along | Germ Factory | Cone in 60 Seconds | The Bad Guy Busters | That's a Wrap | Tiger Fail | A Ninjustice to Harold | Having the Timeout of Our Lives | Hic Hic Hooray | Bananas & Cheese | Inglorious Toddlers | Not Without My Fudgy Lumps | Paint That a Shame | Snots Landing | Know it All | A Licking Time Bomb | From Badge to Worse | Snow Way Out | All Up In Your Drill | Toys Will Be Toys | Stay Goth, Poodle Girl, Stay Goth | Gum and Gummer | Invasion of the Booger Snatchers | Wristy Business | Melter Skelter | The Never Gwending Story | There Are No Hoppy Endings | Too Much of a Goo’d Thing | The Price of Advice | Mother of All Cards | Duncan Disorderly | Soother or Later | Camping is In Tents | Mutt Ado About Owen | Simons Are Forever | Stop! Hamster Time | Driving Miss Crazy | Weiner Takes All | Apoca-lice Now | Gnome More Mister Nice Guy | Look Who's Clocking | Harold Swatter and the Goblet of Flies | Stink. Stank. Stunk
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