Cody's audition songIn his audition tape, Cody performs a rap song directed towards a girl. He unable to finish once his father, angered, yells at him off-screen.
Cody: Girl, you know it's true.
You make me feel so blue,
When you don't come around.
I was lost and now I'm found!
Beth's audition songIn her audition tape, Beth performs a song about boys. She stops midway after her father complains about the noise.
Beth: Skater boys are cool,
Wanna be with you,
Can you hear?,
Cause I'll be there for you,
For, uh, you... yeah!
And when you call me!
Trent's audition songIn his audition tape, Trent sings a song about finding "that one woman" while playing his guitar in a recording studio. A string breaks in the middle, ending the song as well as the clip.
Trent: I'm just a man.
Just a one woman man.
Yeah, that's all I am.
And if I can,
I wanna find that one woman.
(a string breaks)
Screaming Gophers' travel songIn Not So Happy Campers - Part 2, after the first part of the challenge, the Screaming Gophers sing as they wheel their carts full of supplies back to the campgrounds.
Screaming Gophers: Forty-nine bottles of pop on the wall,
forty-nine bottles of pop.
If one of those bottles should happen to fall,
forty-eight bottles of pop on the wall.
Screaming Gophers' victory songAfter winning the challenge, the Screaming Gophers celebrate their first victory with some of them singing.
Leshawna: Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go Gophers!
Leshawna, Noah, and Owen: Go Gophers!
Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, and Owen: Go Gophers! Go Gophers! Go! Go!
Go Gophers! Go! Go!
Trent's love songDuring the talent contest in Not Quite Famous, Trent is nominated by his team to sing in the show. He sings a love song which is heavily implied to be about Gwen.
Trent: They say that we've only got summer,
And I say that's really a bummer.
But we'll swim in the sun and have lots of fun.
It'll just be the two of us.
Nothing to do but just hang.
So let me say only this,
For just one kiss.
Owen's bean song
In Paintball Deer Hunter, Chris provides beans as the campers' breakfast. Owen begins happily singing about beans but is cut off by an unknown contestant (most likely Heather, given her past complaining) throwing a can at him and knocking him out.
Owen: Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat, the more you-
Brunch of Disgustingness montage song
You gotta eat! (Eat!) Eat to win!
Don't let them gross you out! (Out, out)
Don't let them push you down! (Down, down)
Stand up tall and say you can!
You gotta eat! (Eat!) Eat to win!
Ooooh, you gotta eat (Eat! Eat!) to win!
Heather's cupcake songEarlier in the episode, Heather leaves Gwen a cupcake on the porch of the cabins as well faking a note from Trent, hoping she would eat it. Later, Heather sings a short song about her sabotage, hoping it would make Gwen lose the final challenge.
Heather: Fast acting for strong, reliable relief!
Chris's elimination songAt the beginning of the first Awards Ceremony of the season, Chris notices that DJ peeks at Harold's voting device, and says that if anyone does they'll be automatically eliminated, singing Kiss Him Goodbye to emphasize his point.
Chris: Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na.
Hey hey hey,
Trent's reaction song
In The Aftermath: I, in an attempt to make a point to Bridgette, Geoff notes that Gwen went behind Trent's back and had him voted off. Unbeknownst to him, Trent can hear everything going on onstage from the green room. They check on him later to see him strumming his guitar and sadly singing about Gwen's betrayal.
Trent: You went behind my back,
In the worst kind of an attack, oh.
Now you find me gone,
I'm no longer your pawn.
Trent's break-up songAfter a "That's Gonna Leave a Mark!" segment The Aftermath: I, Trent is permitted by Bridgette to sing a song that he wrote after he and Gwen broke up.
Trent: You ripped my heart out of my soul,
You never text me back anymore.
Now, I remember the nights we stared into the sky,
But now, you make me feel like dirt.
And though I never told you that summer, girl,
You were my entire world.
But now you're gone.
Chris's challenge song
Chris: On top of spaghetti,
All covered in flakes!
And Gwen has to eat it,
Cause them's just a break.
Heather's lullabyWhen Leshawna is having trouble with her "air baby" in Full Metal Drama, Heather rubs her head and sings her a lullaby to prevent the opposing team from finding them. It is a parody of the well-known lullaby Hush, Little Baby.
Heather: Hush, little baby don't you cry.
If you do, we'll surely die!
Leshawna's Screaming Gaffers cheerIn Million Dollar Babies, Chris has the two teams prepare cheers to end the tiebreaker. When Leshawna's team fails to come up with a cheer in time, she uses the challenge as an opportunity to redeem herself for her past actions.
Leshawna: Courtney, Courtney, she's my pal,
She loves her PDA and she's an organized gal.
Lindsay and Justin might be dumb,
But I'd be so proud if they called me their chum.
Heather, Heather, queen of mean,
She got a nice scalp for a groovin' teen.
Duncan and Beth: they're quite a pair,
He's tough, she's goofy, but they've both got flair.
And Harold's the best,
He's quite a guy; he's goofy and scrawny but he's got my eye!
Killer Grips' Chris cheerOnce Leshawna's cheer ends in Million Dollar Babies, the Killer Grips present their cheer about Chris and ultimately win the challenge.
Killer Grips: Chris! Chris! Chris! Chris!
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
6teen opening themeIn Dial M for Merger, after Chris disbands the teams, an abbreviated version of the intro for 6teen plays featuring the final seven contestants.
Life begins after school,
That's when we bend all the rules,
In a place where we belong!
I'm sixteen! Starting to find my way,
Got a new job, gonna start at the mall today!
Courtney's princess songCourtney sings a song during The Princess Pride when she is selected as the princess for the challenge. Her song earns jealousy from Beth and Lindsay and makes Duncan, Harold, and Justin compete for her affection.
Courtney: When I was a little girl,
I dreamed of my first kiss.
It would come from my perfect prince.
And in my dream, it went like this:
My prince will be tall and handsome.
My prince will be tough as nails.
My prince will have lots of money!
My prince will tame wild whales.
When we kiss, my prince will be you.
Harold singing Courtney's princess songWhile listening to Courtney's princess song in the confessional, Harold sings along with it (albeit with different lyrics and slightly off-key) as it reminds him of Leshawna. However, he stops singing part way through after an intern passes him a memo from Leshawna telling him to stop listening to the song while thinking of her or she would have to kill him.
Harold: My prince will buy me lots of hot dogs,
My prince will love ponies too.
Lindsay's butterfly songAt the start of Rock n' Rule, Lindsay sings a song about butterflies but gets the lyrics wrong, which are later corrected by Courtney.
Lindsay: Ooh, your face!
Ooh, in my glands.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, it's you and me!
And you and me makes we!
You, and me-e-e-e-e-e-e,
Like butter knives, we're free!
Courtney's cheerIn Top Dog, when everyone's training their animals, Courtney performs a cheer for her shark to emulate. It is a parody of U.G.L.Y. by Daphne and Celeste.
Courtney: Here we go!
You ain't got no alibi.
You fishy, uh-huh.
You fishy, uh-huh.
Come on, get your fins up, fins up!
Come on, get your fins up!
Get your fins up!
Chris's shower songOne of the embarrassing never-before-seen clips of Chris, seen in The Aftermath: IV, features Chris singing while taking a shower until someone pulls away the curtain and Chris screams in a girly voice.
Chris: I stand against the wall,
Waiting for you to ask me to dance.
My heart is in your hands.
Ooo, ooo, ooo.
When I CryAfter Total Drama Action has ended, Trent, Harold, Justin, and Cody form The Drama Brothers. Their only known song out-of-universe, When I Cry, was a hit which made them famous.
The Drama Brothers: When I cry,
My eye is wet,
And I swear it wasn't guy sweat.
Ezekiel's rapIn Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special, Ezekiel uses the confessional for the first time in the series to rap. Eventually, he falls off the chair.
Ezekiel: Ho, ho, homies,
Get in focus,
And take notice.
I'm what is,
Oh yeah, that's yo biz.
Chris and Chef's Total Drama the Musical songIn Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special, during the last scene, Chris and Chef sing the (original) title of the upcoming season three.
Chris: See you next time on Total...Drama...
Chef and Chris: The Musical,
Chris/Eva/Geoff/Bridgette/Owen: Total...Drama...World Touuuuuuuur!
Izzy's mummy songIzzy sings a song when she finds a mummy wrap in the pyramid during the challenge of Walk Like An Egyptian - Part 1.
Izzy: A pyramid is just a triangle with room insiiiide!
I would be awesome as Frankenstein's briiiide!
Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, and Tyler: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time!
Candy Fish Tails, better than no, yo!
Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time!
Taste so good! Wash your face!
Harold's Candy Fish Tails songHarold sings for the commercial during Super Happy Crazy Fun Time Japan.
Harold: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go-Time,
Candy Fish Tails, eat them fast.
Time is fleeting.
Cody and Sierra: Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy-Go Time Candy Fish Tails!
Sierra: Eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! Just eat them, yeaaaaah!
Cody: You ate it!
Sierra's Fametown flashbackIn Broadway, Baby!, Sierra reveals to the cast that Chris was in an 80s boy band called Fametown. She accompanies the fact by singing a lyric from one of their songs.
Sierra: Making trouble is easy to do,
But making you love me is painful.
Trent's exclusive songIn an exclusive clip of Aftermath: Bridgette Over Troubled Water, Trent, tied to a school bus by his fans, discusses his band and the hardships of being famous, singing about it on his guitar. The bus then crashes off-screen.
Trent: You want there to be an us,
so you tie me to the front of a bus.
Sierra's love songDuring the second and final challenge in Slap Slap Revolution, after making a confessional about her German grandparents, Sierra jumps on a game board and sings about her admiration for Cody.
Sierra: One, two, three, slap my knee!
My husband-to-be, his name is Cody!
Four, five, six, pick up sticks!
My heart won't tick without my Cody fix!
Seven, eight, nine, straighten your spine!
Spin to see Cody looking so fine!
Ten, eleven, twelve, nothing rhymes with twelve!
Chicks want Cody but his butt's mine!
DJ's victory songDuring the tie-breaker challenge in Can't Help Falling in Louvre, DJ believes that he had done terribly and starts dancing and singing as his intention all along was to lose so that he would not hurt any more animals.
DJ: Mama, I'm comin' home!
Mama, I'm comin' home!
No more animals gonna get hurt,
Cause Mama I'm comin' home!
While struggling to stay afloat in Newf Kids on the Rock, DJ started singing a sad song, hoping someone would bring him back to shore.
DJ: Someone get me back to shore.
Duncan's greek song
In Greece's Pieces, after the first challenge is over, Duncan sings a question to Chef.
Duncan: Dude, is it over?
So I should get back to my team,
Do you know where the exit is?
Sierra's anti-Gwen lullabyIn The EX-Files, Sierra takes her hatred towards Gwen out on a paper doll cut into the shape of her silhouette. As she does, she sings a reworded version of famous lullaby Rock-a-bye Baby.
Sierra: The cradle will fall,
And down will come Gwen!
Owen's hypnosis songIn The EX-Files, Alejandro hypnotizes Owen into covering his face with his underwear and singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game every time he utters the word "revenge."
Owen: Take me out to the ball game,
Take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks;
I don't care if I never come back!
Courtney's hate songsView this page for the first version of the song.
In Hawaiian Style, Courtney attempted to sing different versions of a song mocking Duncan and Gwen. She first sang it during Who You Gonna Root For? and again before I'm Winning This. In the exclusive clip, she sings another song while the couple are relaxing nearby. Duncan eventually gets fed up and throws a sandal at her.
Second version lyrics
Courtney: Oh, Oh, Oh! Duncan never uses soap,
And Gwen is so lame there's no hooope.
Third version lyrics
Courtney: Duncan's feet have seven toes,
And Gwen is so hairy she shaves her nose.
Anne Maria's audition songDuring her audition, Anne Maria shows that the producers of Total Drama need her for another season after seeing one of those "singing episodes." She sings so out of tune that she shatters the lens of her camera.
Anne Maria: You-ou-ou, need me-ee-ee!
Like... I... need... a... taaaaaaan!
Vito's shower songIn a flashback during Cameron's confessional in The Treasure Island of Dr. McLean, Mike changes into Vito in the shower, singing and fist-pumping.
Vito: Put yo hands up, put yo, put yo hands up.
Miss Canada songIn Grand Chef Auto, Mike's alternate personality Chester is doubtful that Zoey will accept Mike with the knowledge of his disorder. He says Chester himself is more likely to be crowned Miss Canada, pulling toilet paper over him like a sash and singing the anthem to the competition.
Chester: Here I aaaaam.
Darwin's Food Safari theme songDuring her audition, Sugar shows a video of her making an appearance in a commercial for Darwin's Food Safari while singing the restaurant's theme song.
Sugar: Hungry for a tasty snack?
Zebra, tiger, dolphin, yak.
Come inside, please join me.
At Darwin's Food Safari!
Let us put a smile on your plate!
I mean, a face on your plate.
Smile on your face!
Ella loves to express herself through music and dance and does so many times throughout her appearances. She insists that although Total Drama World Tour is long over and contestants are no longer required to sing, doesn't mean she can't sing at all. Her singing gets on the nerves of everyone around her, but she doesn't intend to cause harm by doing it.
Juggy Chugs jingleWhile drinking the expired Juggy Chugs in Hurl and Go Seek, Sugar remembers the jingle and jumps to sing it.
Sugar: What's made of horse meat, smells like skunk?
Comes in a jug, it's Juggy Chug!
How's your dinner? Mine's just fine!
'Cause I love the taste of rime.
Juggy Chug, the perfect meal
for any celebration.
Please ignore the warning from the Food and Drug Administration.
Chef's introduction songBefore the third challenge in Pahk'd With Talent, Chef sings a song as an introduction. Chris and the other judges are impressed by this and state that it would be hard to beat if he was a contestant.
Chef: Come close and listen hard.
It's talent time for one and all.
Will they sing, or dance, or what?
Make it good or you're a cannonball!
Sugar's craptryFor her performance in Pahk'd With Talent, Sugar performs a "Craptry" song, which she calls a combination of rap and country music, and performs under her rapper alias of "Sugar Silo." Her singing is so loud that it causes one of the cameras to break, a squirrel to lose its fur, sharks to leave the area, one judge to run away, and Scuba Bear 2.0's head to explode. The remaining judge is not impressed by her talent, thus causing her to be eliminated from the competition.
Sugar: Sugar Silo!
I'm wicked sweet,
I tap it when I rap it with a tasty beat!
I don't like milk from a Jersey cow!
I'm the queen of Craptry,
you all should bow!
Sugar Silo go,
Sugar Silo here 'til you win the dough!
Like a talking horse,
the truth I speak!
I'll take out Miss Olympic and the zombie freak!
Am I tripping?
No way, I'm being for real!
I'm gonna win this million dollar deal!
Owen's K-I-S-S-I-N-G song
Owen: Noah and Emma sitting in the tree
MacArthur's cheer songIn My Way or Zimbabwe when Sanders takes their raft out of the water, MacArthur sings and dances instead of helping her.
MacArthur: Team popo, in the crazy house.
Chet and Lorenzo: Stepbrothers,
we're the stepbrothe-e-e-e-e-ers!
Seven Stages of HeartbreakSpud states in Down and Outback that his band once wrote a song about the Seven Stages of Heartbreak whenever a person was dumped by their love interests. While trying to explain about Devin's condition to Carrie, Spud starts singing the instrumental version of the song, along with the first stanza.
Spud: Two, three, four,
- Not counting the songs in Total Drama World Tour, Ella sings the most out of any character in the series, doing so a total of twelve times.
- Beth, Cody, Trent, Anne Maria, Ella, and Sugar are the only characters who sing in their audition tapes.
- Interestingly, all but Sugar are cut off, though she falls over at the end of hers.
- Total Drama All-Stars is the only season to not feature any song.