Okay, this was straight up my favorite episode of all time. I can't even begin to write a review for this so I decided I would share what I live blogged, because I think it captured my emotions pretty well. Minus the swearing.
Approx. 2 minutes before the intro: HYPEHYPEHYPE
When the island started moving: This intro is amazing and it’s been 5 seconds
The "reveal": Gasping like they haven’t know the island was fake for like 6 episodes
Max kicking open the rock and Scarlett's confessional: SCARLETT SLAY CRAZY B
Sky being all whiny when making an alliance with Sugar: sky you don’t need no man stop
Sugar in general: "The only two normals" u sure sugar?
Scarlett's second apperance: I need a tattoo of every Scarlett line in this episode.
Shawn and Jasmine going through the lasers: "But y’know..squirrels." omggg. JASHAWNNNN YESSSS. Gold tumblr comments: "holy they are literally kim and ron."
Commercial break right after Chris said that Jasmine and Shawn triggered the mechanical obstacles: I feel like Jasmine or Shawn might be eliminated for this but I really don’t want them to be. Like at least 1/2 needs to be in the f2. Gold tumblr comments: "You know CN just made that mechanical room so they could make a flash game."
Scarlett and Max: They’re already in the control room dang son. Scarlett is so down with Max getting injured though, it's pretty great. I called this so hard though. Scarlett #1 villian of all time
Scarlett goes full crazy: oH MY GOD YASSSSS. HUNTY YASSS. SCARLETT HOLY MAN.
Sugar talking about her family: "This is hard to admit but I really want to meet Sugars family." This belongs on my "About Me" page.
Shawn killing the "zombies": Straight up this is where I decided Shawn needs to be in the F2. He's a really strong character even though he's a really weird character.
Destroying Scarlett: "I have an idea! Someone think of something!" at least Max is finally interacting with other characters the first time this season. and when he does hE MANAGES TO GET SCARLETT. 10/10. The ctrl+alt+delete thing is also hilarious. I would've also accepted "turn it off and on." Max also destroys the island tWO EPISODES IN A ROW.
Commercial break again: Not even finished and this is easily one of my favorite episodes of all time. Imagine if anyone besides Scarlett gets eliminated right now. Rip queen.
Chris's bomb elimination: I laughed so much omg. "You're more eliminated than anyone who's ever been eliminated. Even that beard guy."
Max exists: MAX OG MY HODDDDD. THAT WAS GREAT THAT IS THE BEST DOUBLE ELIM YES THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF ALL TIME.
Post episode thoughts: this is the best episode ever. This has easily made my new season rankings: TDPI>TDI>TDWT>TDA>TDROTI=TDAS. TDPI is an expirience. I've never enjoyed Total Drama as much as I'm enjoying it right now. Also, THIS FINAL FOUR. Can all of them win? Can we just have four more episodes of all of them? I need this. I'm sad we're not getting more Scax, but they even got eliminated together. This is great I don't even know.
Every character in this show has a strong plot going for them or strong interactions and it's amazing to watch this season. I love it so much. I don't know.
Last but not least, a rare photo of Scarlett and Max being eliminated via tumblr user skynnerspace: https://31.media.tumblr.com/eef9bc95c6f6e0cab0da4d43e34d6334/tumblr_inline_n8ttc8GMca1s1u2q7.gif
God bless this ending and god bless Amercia.