Remaining:
Deplorable Dingos: Jim, Sasha, Nathan, Logan, Colt, Coral, Evan - ( 7/8 )
Abysmal Alligators: Kassidy, Jessica, Jeffrey, Thorin, James, Abbey, Liam - ( 7/8 )
Nobodies: Brianna, Melody, Kylie, Callista, Richard, Toronto - ( 6/8 )
Chris: Welcome back to another episode of Total Drama! To review, last last time, the teams switched to Colt to the Dingoes, and with Liam, unwillingly to the Alligators. Liam got good with Jeffrey and Thorin, Lorelei got eliminated by a special someone, cough cough Colt cough cough. What deadly challenges will we do today? What drama will we make? Stay tuned right here right now on Total Drama Worlds Collide.
Intro Theme Plays and Ends.
Jeffrey got up at 5 AM, which he usually does. Grabbing his coat firmly, he dashes off into outside for a quick walk.
Conf. Jeffrey: Turns out this competish ain't as easy as I thought, as yer can seh, new guy came, name's Liam, I need to find a way to get him into our group, so we can take that pesky James out. Don't have a single good feeling about the guy,.
Jeffrey: Psst, Thorin, wake up dude.
Thorin: UGH, Jeffrey?
Thorin looked around and blinked intensely. Noticing Jeffrey's big old eyes staring right at him, Thorin let out a dry scream and opened his eyes WIDE immediately.
Thorin: Geez, Jeff, why are you up so early? It's only like 6 AM.
Jeffrey: 5 AM, sir.
Thorin: Oh, I'm going back to sleep.
Jeffrey: NO WAIT. Somethang I had to uh discuss with yer. Come with meh.
Thorin and Jeffrey talked almost endlessly who to take control about their team and how to make the new guys comfortable.
Thorin: Agreement?
Jeffrey: Yeah, just let him be comfortable yer know.
Thorin: Yea, ok.
Meanwhile, at the Dingoes den, Jim was walking around like a madmen, pacing around step by step, his mind obsessed about winning, dark thoughts, and who to team.
Conf. Jim: I'm so freaking dead, Lorelei's out now everyone's gunning for me. Only one person can be the root of this, (shouting) SASHA.
Meanwhile, Colt, Evan, and Coral were talking about their alliance.
Colt(deviously): So you have the little surprise I gave you.
Coral: Yes, now who is on our team that threats us the most.
Evan(calmly): Shush, Coral. First things first, We take control of our team, in order to do that however, we need one more person. Who's the most convincing person, who's the most submissive, loyal person that we can find.
Colt(piping up): If I'm being honest, Logan is out of the scene, after watching GT he has never been the same you know.
Coral(maliciously): Thank you, Colt. Now time to make our move.
As they made their move towards the Boy's Cabins.
Coral nodded to Evan and Colt, who looked to each other, with Evan sighing out of submission.
Evan(unenthusiastic): FINE, I'll go.
Evan: Psst, hey Logan wake up. We need to talk.
Logan: Huh what? Sure.
Evan: Listen, there's a particular teammate we erm, want to talk about, Jim.
Logan: (laughs) Haha, that guy. Yeah what about him, he's pretty good at challenges.
Evan(frustrated: You don't get it, Logan. Here, Colt, will explain it to you.
Colt holds out a huge baseball bat with nails on it.
Colt(with an accent): Join us or die.
Coral: Now, now, Colt, too sudden. See, Jim may be really good at challenges at the moment, but remember this is the guy that cheated, lied, stealed, decieved, framed, and blackmailed his way to the final 3.
Logan: I mean, he could have-
Evan put a "shush" sign through Logan's mouth.
Evan: He COULD be up to his old tricks any time soon, you know Logan.
Colt puts down the nail board and looks at Logan with a dead stare in his eyes.
Colt(firm): Listen, you know Jim, you know how volatile he is. He can change any minute, and you could be next. However, join us and we're invincible. 4-3 Votes, we win.
Logan: Aww, geez, I have to ask my buddy Nathan.
Colt: Are you blind Logan? He betrayed you in Takedown. He used you to get into the finals, what makes you think he won't pull out the same trick again? You really haven't learned huh?
The trio walked out until Logan blurted something out.
Logan(muttering): Wait. Fine, I'll join you.
Conf. Coral(laughing): WAHAHHA. I literally CAN'T believe how effective that was.
Conf. Colt(smirking): As you can see, I've taken some lessons in leadership, and psychological manipulation. (looks around) Don't ask why.
Meanwhile, the Nobodies were out TOGETHER for breakfast.
Brianna: What are you maggots doing?! Get yourself together.
Conf. Toronto: UGH, even with my overwhelming amount of positivity, Brianna is really getting on my nerves. What did Mom say, ugh stay positive, let you affect others, not vice versa. Right!
Meanwhile, Toronto is staring a dead stare at nowhere, and Melody waves her hand at Toronto.
Melody: Geez, are you OK, Toronto? You seem a little dead today.
Toronto immediately blinks and gives Melody a thumbs up.
Toronto(sheepishly): Heh heh, I'm fine Melody, I'm doing great!
Conf. Melody: Lately I feel like I have been losing Toronto a bit. Heh heh, it's fine Melody. You know how hypersensitive you are, like pff, how are you going to get Toronto right?
Richard: Yo Toronto!
Toronto: Hey Richard what have you been up to.
Melody: Mmhmm, yeah, I mean hey Rich! What are you doing.
Richard: Walking I guess.
Both Melody and Toronto looked at each other and shrugged.
Conf. Toronto: Lately, I feel like everything I say gets super awkward. Might as well be quiet until I can find something to say.
Conf. Melody: Oh my lord. Toronto is just as adorable as ever. His little shrug, EEEEEEE!
Brianna: C'mon, we are going to be later for the challenge.
Callista: At this point does it really matter?
Brianna gave Callista a "I'm watching you" look and proceeded to get some food from the new Chef Shack.
Chef: So commandin' your team ain't easy, huh,
Brianna: Yeah, ugh, nobody ever listens to me.
Chef: I know how that feels, here's your unhealthy slop and gruel, NEXT.
Conf. Brianna: Talking to Chef made me realize something. (looks at camera) No it's not relax and have a good time to make them listen to you finally, it's actually get more brutal force and then they'll HAVE to listen to you. Right, this totally makes sense. I'm doing something correct!
Callista: Hey, Toronto, Melody, and Richard.
Toronto: What's poppin'?
Callista: Ah, nothing much, with Brianna commanding the team harshly like this, it doesn't feel that secure.
Toronto: I agree, I decide we elect a new leader.
Brianna(flabbergasted): WHAT?! You scrubs best not be doing that! I just thought of a perfect way to command you, and you're going to listen.
Toronto: Fine, let's take a vote. Who wants to vote, raise your hands.
Everyone except Kylie and Brianna raise their hands.
Brianna: Kylie? This is injustice!
Kylie: I know right! Guys, as Brianna's right hand, um woman, I demand you NICELY that you're better off listening to Brianna, she's the only with leadership skills here.
Brianna(gritting teeth): NOT....MAKING....ME...LOOK...GOOD HERE.
Kylie(cursing); *censored* Right. I meant, Brianna's free ruling you guys, please feel free to listen to whom.
Callista: I'm listening to Toronto.
Callista steps towards Toronto. Richard did too, and so did Melody.
Melody: YAY, Toronto!!!!
Melody hugs Toronto tightly and fiercely.
Toronto(through tears): OUCH, puncturing a blood vessel.
Meanwhile, Thorin, Jeffrey, and Liam walked towards the Nobodies.
Jeffrey: We are still teaming right?
Toronto turned his stool towards the trio.
Toronto(smiling): Yes of course! The Dingoes still seem like a big threat, together we can definitely take him down. So who's taking the win this time?
Thorin: Welp, you guys never really won before, you can do it this time.
Toronto(warmly): Then it's a deal-
Chris came bursting towards the roof.
Chris: Lights Camera ACTION!
Callista: Huh, I swear we weren't in Total Drama Action....
Chris: And you were right there, Callista! Today, we're instead calling back to the Japan challenge in Total Drama World Tour. Each team make a one minute or less video, on said topic that you'll spin on in the Wheel of Misfortune.
Abbey(sarcastic): Sounds promising.
Chris: Not so much, Abbey. Anyways, Chef and I will give you a max of 30 points, based on the 10 points in Humor, 10 points in Realism, and 10 points of Moi.
James(confused): So let me get this, the final category of grading is how much it applause you?!
Chris: Exactamundo there James. Now, first up Dingoes, you spin!
Conf. Coral: In order to frame Jim, we need to make him spin, oh ho ho, I already had a little plan with Chris. Thanks Chris!
Conf. Chris: OK, first of all, I'm not here very often, I know, but I must speak of the deal. That Jim guy wrecked billions of damage on my property last time, plus he was getting really annoying. So yeah, no hard feelings, ok duder?
Jim: Mm, ok, let's spin.
Jim spins the wheel and gets "Ninjas".
Jim: Oh no....
Coral(deviously): What's wrong with ninjas, huh friend?
Jim: Heh, heh, nothing much.
Conf. Jim: Ever since I was little, I had an irrational fear, now I know you're like, hey Jim, what's wrong with them, ninjas are cool, they have shurikens and kunais and katanas. Ok, I get that guys, but (shudders) it's a long LONG story.
Chris: Right, Alligators, you spin.
James: Move other, losers, James coming through.
Jeffrey: Wow.
Liam: I've had bullies more polite than that. Although I gotta admit, they all ended up getting caught by my butlers.
Abbey: Woo, let's go James. Get lucky.
Thorin(dryly): Never met someone with more manners than James.
James turned around and gave Thorin a sneer.
James: I heard that.
James spins the wheel, hopefully for something good.
Abbey: YES?!
James: OK, this one is going to be easy dubs. It's called "School." Believe me I'm a master at it.
Liam: Yeah, I'll bet.
Chris: And last, but definitely least, the Nobodies!
Brianna: I'm going for it.
Kylie: Ugh, Brianna, as much as you're my friend, maybe you should step back and I don't know-
Toronto: Allright, hey Richie, go get one for the team!
Richard: R-really! You mean it?
Toronto: Heck yeah, Richard!
Richard: All right!
Richard spins the wheel, getting "Sports".
Richard: All right! Toronto, let's go!
Toronto: I knew you were good luck Richard.
Conf. Toronto: Truth be told, not that good at sports, never will be, but hey, I have to be flexible, now for the humor...
Chris: You have 10 minutes to make your videos, wrap it up to 1 minute!
Jim: Hoo hoo, I think I should've switch this one out.
Sasha walks towards him.
Sasha: I know you're scared, but I can help you if you get in an alliance.
Jim: No! I mean, I guess, what choice do I have now, Fine I'll do it.
Conf. Sasha: YAS. Jim is mines now, forever, unless something really bad happens, haha.
Nathan: Jim, I'm with you, those nerds can shut up, us three are going to merge and win right?
Sasha: Sure dude.
Jim: Right, let's make the videos now.
Meanwhile, on the Alligators, things were getting hectic.
James: What do you mean, Jeffrey and Thorin, that you want to be the president and vice in the tape? I'm the one with the most experience!
Jeffrey: I don't know, I think we can do a much better job, of I don't know, patience.
James(screaming): I HAVE A LOT OF PATIENCE. ERRRR!
James made a rip gesture and charged towards Jeffrey, but Abbey stops him.
James: LET ME AT HIM.
Abbey: OK, everyone, you guys need to get more organized, if we're going to win this, we have to think open-mindely, at the moment, it doesn't matter, we need to think of a solid plot...
Lastly, Richard was filming the sports video of which the basketball players eat.
Melody(acting): Oh, I must admit I'm feeling a bit full!
Toronto: Don't worry about it darling, we got to win the world championship.
Kylie: Yes, without you, you're our backbone and our soul, we must go on, even if you do have cramps!
Brianna(muttering): Oh my gosh, this is so dumb.
The people ignored her until Chris went.
Chris: CUT, recorded it? Good, let's go.
Chris: OK, let's see the Dingoes.
The film was in color, in a Japanese village.
Sasha: Ha! Bow down, as I'm uh Saki, the most powerful shogun of all land! What have you peasants given me today?
Jim: UGH, I've given you, damn it where's the script? Oh here, I've given you roce? Rick? What, who made this handwriting?
Colt whispers something in Jim's ear.
Jim: Ah, rice!
Colt: And I have given you rice too. And our grand chef, Nathan!
Nathan: Shogun! Shogun! I must inform you of the three renegades that left not too long ago.
Crappy animatedly, Logan, Coral, and Evan(in a wheelchair) attack the shogun with paper made shurikens.
Sasha: AH. (faints)
Everyone: AND THAT'S WHY NINJAS WERE AWESOME.
Chris: Uh huh. Next.
Thorin: Hi, welcome to Greenwood High, where we cooperate fairly and Not fight, (looks at James who rolls his eyes). Anyways, I'm the president, and this is my trust vice president Jeffrey.
Jeffrey: You oughta be new here, let me show you around.
Jeffrey steps over his streamer which launches him to the sky, makes him trip and a dumbbell falls on his face.
Jeffrey(disoriented): I want my mommy.
Chris(laughing): Good job, you made me laugh Alligators! You know how I like seeing people get hurt.
Lastly, you see the tape until everyones gets together at the end.
Everyone: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got a "fowl" play in basketball.
Everyone does a pose.
Chris: BORING! Cheesy pun and lame story. OK, Alligators you win.
Toronto looks like "The deal dude?" and Thorin whispers a "Sorry, got carried away."
Chris:...second place goes to the Nobodies, Dingoes your story was too cluttered and lame, get voting!
Elimination Ceremony begins.
Chris: Tonight is really surprising, and votes were scattered all over the place. For the people that didn't get any votes, Evan, Coral, Logan, and Sasha. Jim, Nathan, and Colt, you three all got at least one votes. person who got one vote, Nathan! And the final marshmallow of the night goes to......
Chris looks to Colt's widening eyes and Jim's scared and sweaty face.
Chris: Sorry, dude, Colt gets the last one.
Jim: Wa? How? Why youse does this to meh?
Coral: Nothing personal pal.
Evan: Don't worry, you won't be the only one left at the end of the pre merge.
Sasha: Bye Jimmy, text me!
Jim: Yeah, sure, get me on the Slingshot of Shame Chris.
Chris: Last words?
Jim: Nah.
Chris: Darn it.
Chris launches the Slingshot with Jim's terrified screams.
Chris: Huh, Jim goes home. Dingoes are planning, the others are winning, who will be a winner winner chicken dinner, and who will be loser loser no more dinner, find out next time on Total.Drama...Worlds Collide!
Votes(4): Jim
Conf. Colt: Sorry bro, you did nothing wrong. You just posed a threat to Coral, and yeah.
Conf. Evan: Nothing personal, Jim, Coral tells us what we do, we obey.
Conf. Coral: Haha, my loyal minions will now destroy everyone of your remaining allies. Soon, we'll be the only ones left!
Conf: Logan: Sorry we haven't interacted much. You seemed like a nice guy, but Coral told us some pretty bad stuff about you.
Votes(2): Colt
Conf. Sasha: Don't trust you one bit, newcomer. Also I know your little secret.
Conf. Nathan: You'll get what's coming for you.
Votes(1): Nathan
Conf. Jim: Really don't know who else to vote for. I know what those four are up to, no point anymore, Nathan, if I scared you sorry.
Bonus Clip:
Coral fistbumped and cheered to Colt, Evan, and Logan.
Coral: Really good job guys.
Conf. Colt: Coral still didn't know the guy in the bush yesterday was me, given a voice changing mask by the maestro himself, Evan. Thanks a ton, Coral if you're thinking you're in charge, you're wrong darling. I know what your plans are, I know what you'll do. Yet I'll still follow you blindly, at least in pretend, until that day comes when me and Evan will overcome you. The idol will be yours as soon as you get some tricks up with those Alligators. Sure you may not have the chance to do it today, but you will, or you'll pay. (Colt laughs like a psychopath, voice shrill and laughs louder until the credits play)